#332: Bloody good time

Yeah, you're the puss hole of the week.

You're the puss hole of the week.

Like, if you don't have to piss for like 12 hours, it seems like a long time, right?

Yeah, but she was like, where are you?

I'm like, Scotland.

She's like, what the fuck are you doing in Scotland?

Tell him, Steve, Dave.

Hello, and welcome to the Sage and Data Show, starring Dada

the greatest and Sage, the latest.

Uh, tooth.

That was an insult.

I just insulted you.

I made you look foolish in front of everyone.

Okay, I'm sorry.

So anyway, this is not a regular edition of Tell'em Steve Dave.

This is going to be the comic book men panel in Scotland, where I just got back from.

I went to Scotland.

Remember, I went to Stinky Work for a little while?

Yee.

That's where I went, Scotland.

Where they eat blood and they eat guts.

I guess a little bit.

It is disgusting a little bit.

You're right.

It's totally disgusting.

But they love it.

They can't get enough of it.

They put blood on their doughnuts.

They put blood on their hamburgers.

They put blood on their guts.

Hot piece, Darla.

Not blood in it.

No, there is blood in it.

You wouldn't believe it.

They fill their donuts with blood.

They love it so much.

Oh, it's hot top.

It's not ketchup.

It's blood.

That's right.

I really guess.

But even though they eat gross stuff, they're not good cults.

Right?

That's right.

Okay.

So, we just want to tell everyone that this is going to be the Comic Bookman panel.

Then, next week is going to be the regular old Tell'em Steve Dave with Walt and

Q.

Will Q have a new haircut or not?

What do you think?

What's your prediction?

Um,

um, I not

cut a me,

cause I was so sus due.

What are you talking about?

I'm talking about Q, not your haircut.

Did you like Q's hair when it was long?

Uh, not softly.

Not exactly.

You would like it better when it's short.

Stop messing with that wire.

It's so good.

Put it right through a wall.

Cut that shit out.

No, I'll leave that shit in.

Da-da-da-da!

You poop pants.

I don't poop my pants.

You poop your pants.

All right, so anyway,

yeah.

The tell them, Steve, Dave, you've come to Love and Doe.

We'll be back in full swing next week, not with these pretenders, Mike and Ming, these lightweights,

these jokes, right?

What do you have to say about Mike and Ming?

Are they ass clowns?

Are they ass hats?

You know it's true.

You have to say yes.

You can't nod your head.

Nobody can hear you nod your head.

Yes.

They are.

You're right.

So anyway,

we will

be back

at the beginning of.

I'm not sure when this is coming out next day or two.

I don't even know what day it is.

It's Wednesday the 19th.

Stop messing with that wire, girl.

You don't want me to give you a thrashing

on a podcast, the first podcast thrashing ever.

We'll be back next, beginning of next week with maybe an overkill, something spooky,

ghostly, scary.

Oh, a Halloween.

Just like Halloween.

You're right.

So that's it.

That's the end of the Sagi and Data Show.

You have added nothing of value and data carried the show as usual.

Yay, Dada.

Who are you, you little

go eat a blood donut?

All right.

I'm going to leave a speech today.

Hello, everybody.

Welcome to Edinburgh Comic-Con 2017.

Shut up, man.

If you just keep clapping for 45 minutes, that would be fine.

That would be a really bad panel if I just shut up for the next

power.

You're winner of what did I win yesterday?

Achievement and Achieving or something.

Achieving and Achievement.

It was like Outstanding Contribution or something like that.

We won two awards yesterday.

Yeah.

The contribution that we've made is very vague.

No one really specified what.

Especially since it's

not on over here, and the only way you can watch Comic Book Man is

illegally downloaded.

But nobody here would do that, obviously.

And we're not condoning that idea.

If you only won two awards,

who's going to take them home if there's three of you?

Who's going to take what?

If you only won two awards.

Hold on, before we start, I had to kick painkillers.

And until last night, I thought that was the hardest thing I'd ever do in my life.

It turns out that trying to decipher what a Scottish person is saying

in a pub with the music blaring is fucking way harder than giving up opiates.

So, what did you do then?

Were you just nodding your head and

or would you make people repeat themselves until you understood them?

No, some of the people I would be like, it's like the fifth time.

I'm like, fuck it.

Just like

at a certain point, I just started typing on my phone.

So, where you're like, yeah, I do want to suck your dick.

Because you couldn't understand them.

No, I didn't.

See, that's where you went?

I like that.

Although, no wonder those.

No wonder I swear to God, I get like backsplashed with all of the innuendo.

Yeah, I know.

Even more disgusting when you think that I'm innocent, folks.

I didn't have nothing to do with this guy.

So

the only time I do that is like when I'm when I'm in it in the taxi and the guys

are taxi drivers encouraged to make conversation here?

Oh, they are?

I'm afraid so.

They should be discouraged.

At least the people who aren't from here, because this is what it sounds like.

Like you get in the car and they're like,

and I'm like, yeah.

I don't know what they're saying.

And so you just, like, for the duration of the ride, you just nod or shake your head, or you're like, ah,

do you like it?

Oh, I found out the way to say it, too, is Edinburgh.

Like, like in Adams.

Edinburgh, yeah.

Like assholes in America are like, yo, what's up, bro?

Yeah.

Like, that's how you call it here.

Or assholes in America call it Edinburgh.

Edinburgh.

Well, I was that asshole until somebody corrected me last night.

Because you take pronunciation very seriously here.

Like, if somebody mispronounced New Jersey.

Yeah, we don't care.

Yeah, we don't give a shit.

Yeah, we really don't.

There's no level of pride there.

Who cares?

Yeah, but here you are.

I like the sound of my voice after staying up for like 22 hours.

It's very, very deep and chocolatey, right?

Yeah, you were partying last night.

I like it.

You want some alone time in the bathroom?

Yeah.

All right.

It was my version of party.

I was watching Ming party,

which he's tweaking on something.

There's no way any human being has this level of energy.

This for this, bro.

This.

Try something.

Is that what it is?

Yeah.

I don't think it's that.

It is.

I don't know what they put in this, but it's great.

It's brilliant.

I'm assuming blood, because you guys put blood in everything.

Like, you take something that's totally fucking disgusting, and then you're like, hey, let's add blood to it.

And maybe, like,

it's gross.

Like, when I first got here the first day on the menu, it's like...

There's all this disgusting stuff that I would never eat.

And there's like black pudding.

And I'm like, well, that's probably chocolate pudding.

And I'm not above eating chocolate pudding for breakfast.

Yeah.

It's not even close.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Did you try?

Like, this isn't probably.

No, I read what it was.

Okay.

And then what it was.

I guess you were like, oh, do you want a potato scone?

And then I was like,

what is a potato scone?

It's got blood in it.

Yeah.

Yeah,

it came with a blood sauce, like a blood drizzle.

Yeah.

No, she's trying to explain it.

She can't explain a scone.

And I'm like, well, I know what a scone is.

I guess it's like potato with sugar on it or something.

And she brings out what looks like naan from like an Indian restaurant.

Yeah.

I'm like, this this is like no scone I've ever seen.

Yeah, so

are you done then?

You're going to just go home now?

Yeah, seriously.

Anything else that you want to bitch about, Scotland?

Seriously.

Seriously.

How do they smell?

I mean, come on.

Let's get down and dirty.

Is there anything else about this beautiful country?

Is there anything that you love?

Well, the weather.

I mean, come on.

We're not going to pretend that the weather doesn't suck, right?

But

you guys are hardy.

I saw a girl the first day I was here.

She's like walking around in just a t-shirt, and it's like fucking 40 degrees out.

That's

five Celsius.

Yeah, okay.

I'm not going to adjust to all this metric shit.

They outnumber us.

That's the thing.

Nobody outnumbers you, dude.

Nobody.

There's like a billion of you guys.

If you guys, isn't it true, like if all you guys jumped up and down, like it would cause a massive earthquake?

Yeah, yeah.

I remember hearing that as a kid, right?

Like if all the Chinese people jumped up at the same time, they could ruin.

I also heard if you chew bubble yum and fell asleep within your mouth, spiders had hatched, but I didn't believe that shit.

Well, well,

I don't know.

I think there's a plan afoot with me.

Um, what was good about Scotland?

Well, all you guys.

I'm not just saying this.

I like the people.

I thought you guys would be a lot more like aggressive and

some are aggressive.

Like, when people ask you, like, like when they're like, Where's your ticket?

Like, to come in the con?

It seems like overly like aggro.

Like, where's your ticket?

And then they call you mate as if, like,

no friend talks to me like that.

No.

I'll bet you understood right everything else is like well I'm referring to the people I was in a taxi with the guy I was just I was just getting a ticket

yeah I like the people

which is unusual you hate everybody yeah I don't really like people that much but last night was fun last night was the first time that I've gone out in like a group yeah you hate me probably at any con ever yeah normally I just run back to my room and order room service I am losing I think I'm losing weight here though because I don't need anything I also one of the other things that's fucked up about this place is like, like, it makes you feel, it makes you feel old because, like, in the hotel, the goddamn tub is so high that, like, you have to, like, be an Olympic hurdler to, like, head into this fucking thing.

It's like, it's, like, as high as the back of that chair.

And for the first time ever, I was like, what if I fall in the shower?

Yeah.

Like, like, that's like an old person worry, right?

I'm like, what if I fall in the shower?

Like, nobody expects me to show up anyway.

So I'm going to be laying here for like two fucking days.

Yeah.

I always put the like, don't, like, do not disturb sign on because I don't want maids coming in and shit.

Right.

How'd you get in?

Did you have to like, did you, like, pop over, or did you, like, create.

I just filled the tub and just like leaned into it.

I displaced all of it, like an inch of the water.

Yeah.

And on top of that, are you now like worried about choking to death on food?

No, but I'm afraid of teenagers.

Okay.

That's an old person thing, too, right?

You're afraid of Scottish teenagers?

I don't know.

Who the fuck wouldn't be?

Holy, you guys,

you guys are scary.

I was walking around, yeah, eight o'clock last night.

I had my hands in my pockets making sure that my money was safe.

You know, walking down by the University of Edinburgh.

I was like, all right,

his mom said the same thing when we were leaving last night.

His mom called him, and she's like, make sure you don't get pickpocket.

Yeah.

Is that a thing here?

Like, are people picking pickpockets?

Wait a minute, your mom called you?

Mom called me last night, yeah.

Wow.

I thought you were talking to me.

I'm like, do you have a fucking Ouija board?

Mom's been dead for 30 years, Pat.

We had just left the Banshee Labyrinth, and I was tipsy, maybe drunk.

My mom called me.

Oh, I'm drunk.

She's like, can't understand a word you're saying there, son.

Yeah, but she was like, where are you?

I'm like, Scotland.

She's like, what the fuck are you doing in Scotland?

She's like, didn't you hear we're all going to jump up at 12 million

and cause a fucking earthquake?

Yeah, you screwed everything up, Ming.

Ming,

it's interesting to watch.

I watched Ming like in this bar that we went to.

What was the name of it?

The Banshee Labyrinth.

The Banshee Labyrinth, which claimed it was a metal club.

I don't know if Oasis passes for fucking metal in this country, that's one more thing I don't like about it.

Yeah, seriously, you guys are hooligans and you listen to Oasis.

What the fuck?

Yeah, that's

right down there, sir.

I understood that.

I'm glad you brought that up because...

I'm glad you brought that up because

I gotta admit, the entire time that I've been seeing you, I am hypnotized by this haircut of yours.

Yes.

I'm like, oh my god, it's Peter Tork.

Let me tell you something.

If you were in America,

you would never get a girl that looked like that with that fucking hairdo.

That's like, no, he's a cool guy.

Like, I talked to him.

He's cool.

But you can speak.

But you look like, like, there's a comic strip called Prince Valiant.

You ever read it?

Yeah, right?

That's the Prince Valiant haircut, but you're able to carry it.

That's a Manchester.

That's what somebody told me that you're both from Manchester, right?

So Manchester girls have like real low haircut standards.

So this is where he's going to start getting pissed.

Yeah.

I'm going to see the hooligan come out.

You're going to get a Glasgow kiss there, Brian.

I don't think Glasgow either.

It's Glasgow.

I almost got a Glasgow smile because I fucking mispronounced that too.

I'm telling you, pronunciation is a big thing with you guys.

Not haircuts, but pronunciation.

I like you, man.

You're all right.

Sorry, don't feel bad.

He makes fun of me at my haircut, too.

It's okay.

And everything.

I like Ming's hair.

It's very flaxen.

Flaxen.

Right?

Yeah.

Smooth.

I wonder how Ming would look bald.

Like Grasshopper from Kung Fu.

I think it could do it, though.

You could.

That's a haircut, man.

You have to have fucking confidence, bro, to have that haircut.

And then you walk around with this girl.

Fuck, man.

Or just no self-esteem.

What did he say?

Did he turn on you?

Or did he turn on me?

I don't know.

I think he threw somebody under a bus.

Yeah, I just heard, ooh.

Well done, my friend.

Well done.

Say, do you know that mattress you have?

That's soft as a pillow.

It almost feels like you died and went to heaven, and you're floating around on a cloud.

Is he?

It's Casper.

Like a ghost.

Like Casper the Ghost.

Kill by ghosts?

Mm-hmm.

You never heard of Casper the Ghost?

Wendy the Witch.

The Ghostly Trio.

You never heard of those guys?

Kids don't like that anymore?

A kiss too, Gawie.

It's too scary for kids.

Yeah.

Okay.

At a Halloween party, though.

It's not too scary for a Halloween party, you're right.

Anyway, Casper is a sleeper that created one perfect mattress.

Quality, nice and soft, in-house team of engineers spent thousands of hours developing the mattress you sleep on.

Isn't that great?

Hey.

Eyes forward, what's going on?

Why aren't you talking?

I need your help during these commercials.

Otherwise, you're not going to the pool.

Farm then.

Mm-hmm.

Sorry.

Convenience.

You can buy it through the mail.

You buy a casper mattress.

They're going to bring it to you.

And if you don't like it, after a hundred nights, that's over three months.

It is an easy way.

Three months, they're going to bring it back to you.

I mean, they'll take it from you and bring it back if you don't like it.

But that's not going to happen.

Because you're going to love it.

Do you understand me?

You're going to fall in love with your mattress.

You're going to be kissing it at night like it's your boyfriend.

Uh, no way, I'm not Boostwed.

Pete here's my boost when Prince James is your boyfriend?

Yes.

Well, guess what?

He's about to be replaced by a mattress.

You're going to fall in love.

You're going to draw a face on your mattress and you're going to kiss it all night long because you're going to love it that much.

Did you know it was named as one of the best inventions of 2015?

A short two years ago, Time magazine said this is one of the best inventions of this year.

Now, can they say that about your boyfriend, Prince James?

Yeah.

No, they can't.

I love note.

You gave him a love note?

You wait till I find this guy.

I'm going to tear him apart from them.

Susie, you helped me write.

Susie helped you write it?

Yes.

All right.

Well, I'm going to have a talk with her.

But I do.

I

as a friend.

Oh, just as a friend?

No, no friend.

Fan.

Fan?

You threw it?

Yeah.

And he got it?

Yeah.

And then what did he say?

He said he wanted to be your boyfriend?

Yeah.

Well, you wait until I see this kid.

I'm going to turn his face into mush.

I'm going to

run his bones to make my meal.

No, you're not.

Yes, I am.

No, I do not.

Oh, yes, I am.

No, I'm not.

Anyway, if you use casper, C-A-S-P-E-R dot com slash T-E-S-D,

you're going to get $50 towards the purchase of any mattress.

Mattress, not pillows.

And then once you buy it, you're going to get it.

And if you already have a boyfriend or girlfriend or husband or wife, you're going to leave them because you're going to love this mattress so much.

You're going to marry this mattress.

All right?

Sage got married to a mattress and everybody thought it was funny.

Cashbury.com slash T-E-S-D.

And use that promo code, T-E-S-D.

Anybody have a question?

Raise your hand.

Anyone want to cut Brian off right now?

Stop consulting people.

Oh, I like that.

I'm sorry, no haircut questions, please.

That's working.

Uh-oh.

All right, yeah.

Hey, folks, any questions?

Yes, we have a question over here on the right.

I like that Mike has gone with his natural color, right?

Yeah.

He was the man of indeterminate hair color for a while.

And now he went salt and pepper.

I think it looks good.

Like, you look like old man Logan.

Hi, this is

Promander and the bud.

That's really a question.

It's from Tricia.

She's just trying to say, oh boy, you can pure moan.

We can what?

Pure moan?

I think that means you're boy, do you bitch a lot?

Yeah, that's a translation.

All right, good enough.

I didn't even say anything, but thank you.

Yeah.

Oh, so is this streaming or something, and somebody didn't tell us this?

Okay.

I saw, I saw a hierarchy.

There's a young lady over there.

Come on, moderator.

Do your job.

Go over there.

Yeah, put on your glasses.

Yeah, point at people.

Hello.

Hi, guys.

I was just

going to ask you, what's the most interesting thing you've had brought into the stash?

Besides Stan Lee?

Yeah, well, obviously, that was amazing.

Mike?

This is like one of those questions we get a lot.

One time, somebody brought in a pickled, preserved

pig fetus with two heads, and they wanted us to buy it.

And I said, Yeah, do you fucking mind?

This is a comic book shop.

It's neither a butchery nor an oddity shop, so why did you bring it to us?

He's like, because I need money.

It's a secondary market.

You could have sold it.

I could have given it to Brian, and that's about it.

Yeah, nobody told me I would have taken it.

Yeah.

I mean, over here, they would have eaten it.

I mean, seriously, what would you rather have, you know,

a two-headed pig or a Funko pop figure?

I mean, come on.

Which one are you going to play with, Ming?

Actually, never mind.

I know the answer to this one.

No one plays other pops anyways.

They keep them in the packaging and just throw it up on the shelf.

You could have done the same thing with the picture.

So if I took the pig out of the formaldehyde, I'd just be decreasing its value.

Always.

That's how it always works.

Who are the three VIPs who didn't show, do you think?

I'm assuming this is VIP seating.

Not even you, dude.

Not even you got VIP.

Seriously, why?

You could roll up a little and then you'd be a VIP, but they

had fucking seats for jerks that didn't even show up.

Yeah.

Kevin and Walt?

Really, you think?

Well, you knew they weren't going to.

Yeah,

I could have told you they weren't coming here.

Yeah, that's why you're all here to see Kevin and Walt.

Like, I think Kevin and Walter are going to show up.

Oh, here we go.

Oh, you go.

Usher, can you remove this woman from here?

Yeah,

check her ticket.

She's not a VIP.

Check her ticket security.

You may ask your question.

What's your question?

Lizzie, here's a mate coming.

Hi.

You run a store.

Which was the very first comic you ever bought?

And what collections do you have yourself that you heard as your favorite?

Maybe being late death fan?

Are you a taxi driver part-time?

Yes, seriously.

I am.

I did get a third of that.

So.

Actually, I think I'm running about a third.

Oh, what's the very first comic you ever got?

The very first comic.

Ming, I know your answer, so go.

Ventures 214.

It's the one,

it's the one after Hank Pym is accused of beating his wife.

And not accused, but shown.

Beating his wife.

Yeah, that was my first comment.

Really, are you an apologist?

No, he was long afterwards.

It was shown that he did it, and you're still like, oh, well, he was just accused of it.

He was a picture.

According to Mike, it was an accident.

It didn't look, you know.

No, to be honest with you, it was miscommunication between the writer and the artist where he was just supposed to push her.

And the artist's like, well, fuck it.

And because she smacks her,

like, backhands her and draws blood.

And she's got this huge, wicked black eye that she has to hide from Captain America and Thor.

They're like, yeah, I walked into a door.

By the way, Ming is still saying that he's only accused of Ant-Man.

Yeah, he's accused.

You saw it.

All right, Hank Pym's a wife beater.

Yeah.

He's a wife beater.

Who's Hank Pym?

Yeah, did you see Ant-Man?

No.

Oh, okay.

He's Ant-Man?

He was Ant-Man.

He was Ant-Man, yes.

Is he dead?

No.

He's not dead.

He's Michael Douglas, which is just about.

He was played by Michael Douglas.

Yeah, just about.

I don't care about Ant-Man anymore.

Yeah, I think you would like the storyline, though.

He's his wife, and then the Avengers cast him out.

And there's this one panel where he goes to this flop house hotel, and his head's in his hands like this.

He's all ashamed of himself.

Right.

So it's basically my life, except without the smacker.

With the girls around me.

He's like, I find that repugnant, but every other, you know,

mirrors my existence.

Yeah, so Avengers 214, pick it up, everybody.

Oh, yeah, can't do without that.

Yeah, it's a good.

And what we other guys, what we do?

Why would you recommend that?

Like, what a weird thing to say.

Oh, yeah, like, some lady gets a shit kicked out of her, go get it.

And it's probably expensive, too, right?

No, it's like 10.

It's like $10, £5, probably.

Rich fucking TV money, man.

Yeah, man.

It's only 10 pounds.

Yeah.

Oh, how much does a gallon of milk cost?

Like $20?

All right, I can buy that.

Yeah, you're out of touch, man.

Beef is not big in this country, huh?

No, we went out to dinner the other night, and they're like, it was an Italian place.

They're like, you want lamb balls?

I'm like, not really.

Not in any way, shape, or form.

That guy didn't even work at the restaurant.

Yeah.

Yeah, it was a dude outside who had a coat with like nine balls.

Some lamb balls?

Yeah.

He's like, I got what you need.

I got you what you need, son.

Exactly.

I'll take you.

Have you been eating anything?

Have you eaten anything since you've gotten here?

Yeah, I mean, I ate half of a bacon and cheese, or bacon and egg sandwich this morning.

I had a cheeseburger yesterday, the day before I had that spaghetti.

Yeah, if I stay here like another six months, I might actually look like, like, not just like this amoeba, like this blob, right?

There might be some shape to me.

So, yeah, Scotland's good for dieting because gross.

Oh, did you like the hamburger where

it was burned to a crisp, basically?

It was cooked in a bitch life.

Yeah, it's like, yeah, you guys still, are you still afraid of mad cow disease?

Is that what it is?

Yeah, they're like, you'll, you'll eat what we give you.

I heard a bunch of people on the back going,

has anyone anyone gotten a bad disc?

Cow apologists?

Come on.

Here?

Not that they cooked the beef to like a thousand degrees, though.

Even before that, though, like, cows got it, but did any people get it?

Yeah, people got it, right?

Did they?

A couple people died?

Tell Brian about it.

Yeah.

He likes hearing that shit.

Statistically, that has to be almost immeasurable, right?

Getting bad cow disease.

When I was young, it's so fucking disgusting.

I just remember this talking about gross food.

Let me try to make you more.

When my mother was making hamburgers, I remember when I was young, she would just take chunks of hamburger and she would just eat it.

Oh.

Like raw hamburger, right?

Yeah, they call that steak tartare, and they charge you up the ass for it.

Oh, is it?

Yeah.

Really?

I don't know.

You're a chef.

I don't know about that.

No, you can't.

Actually, I heard Kevin's story about it, and I'm never going to eat steak tartare again.

It's raw beef, and they crack a raw egg on top of it.

They put some spices in it.

And he ate

two pounds of it.

That's.

Really?

Yeah, he ate two pounds of it, and he paid for it dearly.

Yeah, it came out both ends.

That's disgusting.

He said he was sitting on on the toilet, it was coming out, and then he had to throw off.

Anybody who eats two pounds of raw steak and a raw egg deserves what he got, they do.

I mean, what did you think was going to happen?

Yeah, it's not like you're shocked, right?

It's like, oh my god, really?

Fleshed out a system?

That's strange.

Fandu, Sage, you like betting on sports, right?

You do it all the time.

I see you calling Costa Rica, anything that's outside of the U.S.

territories, these wire rooms.

You don't know if you're going to get your money back or not.

So,

yes,

you do

bet illegally with bookies.

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So, you guys don't even get comic bookmen.

I know, and yeah, we have a pack.

This is a packed panel, though.

It's great.

How many people have seen Coming Big Min?

You're all under arrest.

Yeah, can you raise your hands one more time?

Yeah, raise your hands again.

Raise your hands again.

Go ahead.

I want to send this to AMC so they know.

Yeah,

basically, everybody just raise their hands.

Yeah, so that way they'll think it's even worse.

Yeah.

Here's what's really funny.

My family is in the front row and they're not raising their hands.

Story of my fucking life.

Do you guys watch the show?

Yeah.

Who's your favorite comic book, man?

And be honest.

Be honest.

Paul.

It's all right.

As long as it's not your dad.

That's all I care about.

What about you?

Not Ming.

Not Ming.

Not Ming, okay.

It's not Ming.

That's all I care about.

Yeah, your son's real into cows.

He loves cows.

Yeah, it's weird.

So, next question.

Well, I'm glad we found out what the first comic book was.

Yeah, we don't care about that.

No one care about that.

Oh, I forgot.

We learned at the feet of Kevin Smith, so fuck it.

Your question, sir.

Obviously, you guys get to do a lot of cool stuff now, but do you ever just wake up and think, you know what, I just kind of want to go and work at the store and not have a camera and, you know, maybe do some stock?

Oh, yeah, every day.

I wish I had a nine-to-five job.

It'd be so awesome.

Do you not understand?

I still fucking work at the store.

Nothing.

Yeah, really.

The question is: do you wish you had the job you have?

Seriously, Mike, why don't you kill yourself now and save it?

Because I do.

I work every day and alongside of that cartoon thing up there that you just saw.

His name is Gidam.

He's got no teeth.

He's

like up at Walt's ass all the time.

And, you know, it's hard to talk to him because it's up there.

Yeah, it's like jammed up there.

So

I do work, but those two months that the cameras are on, I can push work off onto get him and make him do it.

So that's nice.

That's good.

And the two months that the cameras are on is when I work, and the other 10 months is when I push it off onto other people.

Yeah.

Mostly Ming.

And

mostly Ming?

Nah, not even.

So it was a question.

Do you ever wish you weren't on TV, basically?

Yeah, fuck no.

Yeah, no, I love it.

It's fun.

I'm not going to lie.

It's pretty awesome being on TV.

It's been life-changing for you, right?

Life-changing for you.

Yeah, well, you were a.

I mean, you still are a dork.

Like, you're a nerdler.

Oh, yeah, that's it.

You're not a cool guy, but now people

think you're cool.

Right, yeah, so.

Because you've been able to trick them into thinking you're cool.

Because in high school and college,

you weren't doing the shit I saw you doing last night.

I watched him for, I'm not kidding around.

We watched him for a solid hour dancing

with a bunch of other people.

Like, there's one room in this bar where

there's a screen, and you can watch people in the next room that are dancing and perpetuating every white person dance stereotype that you've ever fucking seen.

Like, the moves suck.

Everyone's raising their cups in the air.

Everyone's jamming out like it's like they're the original artist to the song.

You know, they're like so passionately and shit.

Yeah, it's called having fun, asshole.

No,

it didn't look fun to.

It's fun to sit there and judge you, definitely.

I like doing that.

And you couldn't even do it live.

You're watching me on a TV screen.

Like, I was in another room that was like, because it's so goddamn loud.

I'm going to go in there and be like, hey, Ming, here's what I'm thinking about.

You're like, no, it's so much, it's so much better to say it to other people.

They're like, look at this idiot.

Look at him.

Yeah, it's like Mystery Science Theater, but with Ming.

So that entertains you?

Like, if there's a whole channel where you're like, Dude, what do you think comic book man is?

Holy crap.

Good point.

It's you looking like a douche.

Yeah.

Yeah, and people watch it.

Wow, where are you?

I would watch that show if that was the show with you.

Just like watch and like trying to think.

Because you were talking to somebody for so long, and it's so goddamn loud in there.

I'm like, what the hell could they possibly be talking about?

What were you talking about?

I have no idea.

Yeah.

Because she was Scottish and you didn't understand it.

So it was really loud.

Yeah, I don't know.

It doesn't look fun to me, but it is fun to me.

Oh, yeah, it's definitely.

Oh, it's fun to watch.

It's fun to do it, too, but you would never watch it.

But also, this isn't a rarity.

Like, you do this all the time.

Every con you go to.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Why not?

So that's life-changing, Ming.

You weren't doing this before.

By definition, that's life-changing.

Like, your life was this, and now it's this.

So we just explained how so.

And he's the only one who went to college.

I know.

We still got to fucking explain it to him.

Yeah, well, I didn't do this in college, though, so I'm doing a no.

Why did you not do it in college?

Hold on, what the hell's going on down there?

All right, there you go.

That's all I needed to know.

Oh, God.

Was I doing college?

Don't look, folks.

I wasn't party.

You're right.

I wasn't cool enough to party.

Didn't you bring

an unsolicited candle to a girl?

Didn't you do something like that?

Oh, that time I got accused of stalking.

You were trying to woo somebody.

Yeah, just like Hank Pym was.

Like, woo, stalking stuff.

Like, you were stalking her, right?

I mean.

Any girl who listens to this story will let you decide if this qualifies as stalking.

No, I mean, I may have shown up.

I may have shown up at her dorm room, like, uninvited, a couple times.

Yeah, unannounced.

Yeah, I think.

She's unaware.

The final straw was that I showed unannounced once.

She was talking to her boyfriend on the phone, and I was being real loud and shit.

Hurrah!

It's me!

I got a candle for you!

And yeah.

And yeah, he heard I was there.

He was like, who the hell is that?

He got really pissed off at her.

Did you want to get your ass beat?

Well, he lived in another city.

Telephonically, yeah.

Put him on the phone.

I want to kick his ass.

Well, yeah, no, no, no.

She wasn't happy about that, though.

She wasn't happy.

No, that like I was being all loud because I wanted him to know I was there.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

Did you make this candle, by the way?

No, no, I don't think that's it.

You bought it?

I was just going to say out of the fat of the victim before her.

Yeah, the girlfriend who rejected him earlier.

It's like, yeah, it's like Fight Club.

All right.

So

you didn't take no for an answer.

No, it's called persistence.

So did it end in a restraining order?

No, no, no, it didn't go that far.

No.

It didn't go that far.

Quinton had a restraining order against him.

Did he, Quinn?

Yeah, when you got hypnotized, he had a restraining order.

I wasn't hypnotized, by the way.

What's it called here?

A restraining order.

What do they call it?

Restraining order?

Yeah, restraining order.

Yeah.

That's universal.

When a guy comes up and he's like, here's a candle, and you're talking to your boyfriend.

You're like, what the fuck?

We got a restraining order against this weirdo.

Why a candle?

It was the only thing I could afford at the time.

Was it like a sweet candle or like a birthday candle?

No, no, it was like a fat candle.

Oh, okay.

No, like a like.

Like a Yankee candle?

Yeah, like a Yankee, like an aromatic candle.

Oh, like a high, like a top-shelf Yankee candle.

Did you steal it from your mom?

I didn't steal it from my mom.

You bought it?

How old were you?

I don't know, 18, 19.

It's like 80 bucks, and you could have got her candy or something.

I thought candle would last long.

I thought a candle would last longer.

Well, it was, it was, it was.

You didn't like it.

Yeah.

It was a roofy-scented candle.

Yeah, I'll be back in five minutes when you're passed out.

One of the clues was he had like a mask over his face while he lit it.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, so.

Well, good for you.

Yeah.

You didn't get the girl, but you tried.

Yeah, well, you know what?

How about me now?

You know, like, what do you think?

She probably sees me on TV now.

She sees you now.

And you know, that boyfriend's out of the picture for a long time.

She's like, I wish you would bring a candle to me.

Do you know who she is on Facebook?

I could probably find her.

Yeah, I haven't tried.

I don't doubt it the way you

tried, but now.

He's like, oh, holy shit, hold on.

Yeah, here.

Yeah, here she is.

Boy, that's weird.

We should look her up and ask why she rejected you.

Well, I mean, she was attached at the time.

I think, you know, she was really into the situation.

Oh, that's it.

It wasn't your game or anything.

Yeah.

Well, no, I didn't have any game either.

Come on,

maybe he had a bigger candle.

He probably had.

Highly likely.

Yeah, he goes fatter.

Yeah, the Asian candles don't measure up to

the white people candles.

No.

They don't measure to the Yankee candles at all.

Mine's like a little firecracker.

Like what do they call them?

Like lady fingers?

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Yes, your question, sir.

Hello.

Yeah, I'd like to ask two Tell him Steve Dave-related questions.

The first one is, Ming, do you think that you're a sociopath?

The second question is, can I be pusshole of the week?

Can you be puss hole of the week?

Well, you got to do something puss holeish.

And one, you never ask a sociopath, like, are you a sociopath?

Because of course you're going to lie to you, but that's what they do.

Yeah, that's one of the things.

He's going to say no.

One of the symptoms.

Right.

Puss hole of the week.

I don't know.

What have you done that's worthy of it?

I don't know.

It'd just be a great honor to be the

puss hole.

And no.

An aunt can get his.

So the answer to both questions is no.

Sucks to be you.

And Ming, are you a sociopath?

No.

Because we think you are.

No, I'm not.

Actually, we know you are, but that's besides that.

Absolutely not.

That's okay.

Next question.

Thanks, Christian.

Yeah, you're the puss whole.

You could be pussole of the week.

You're puss hole of the week.

Here we go.

Now it's going to be some Scottish playing.

I'll try not to.

Seriously, you're drunk right now, aren't you?

No.

No.

You know who says that?

Ming, the sociopath.

He's not drunk now either.

No.

Yeah, we don't believe him.

Your question.

My question is.

Q once said that getting to know Walt better on Tell him Steve Dave was his favourite thing.

Wondering what each of you have gained from doing podcasts like Tell him Steve Dave and I Sell Comics over and above conventions and the TV show.

What have you gained personally?

What?

I try to see it.

So, Q got from doing Tell him Steve Dave.

Where is this person that says in the question?

I don't know where they are.

Oh, they are.

All right.

Are you going to try to read his lips now?

You're not going to work out.

I can see distances close up there.

Doing the pod cue is like one of the best things he's ever done, I think.

Have you?

No, he said

doing it,

getting to know Walt better

is the.

Okay, cool.

So I'm starting to get their language, Brian.

Okay.

All right.

Do some translating.

So, Ming, from doing, tell him Steve, Dave, and I sell comics, what have you pulled?

What is your takeaway from that over and above doing the show and doing comic-comics?

I got to have a thicker, I have a thicker skin now, right?

I'm basically bulletproof from all the insults you launch at me.

Dude, you're pretty fucking bulletproof from the get-go.

Yeah, you've always been good about it.

Yeah.

Like,

you embraced the role of, like,

tampon.

Like,

like, right out of the gate.

It didn't even take any convincing.

It was like,

you were like, sure, I'll be that guy.

The world needs tampons, too.

It's a very good thing.

Can you imagine a tampon-free world?

There's a thing, ladies, I don't know if you heard of this.

We were talking about it recently.

An invention where, like, a guy invented it, where it's a glue stick instead of a tampon.

So you glue everything together and then urine dissolves this glue and everything comes out.

Yeah.

Which sounds gross.

And like it would be.

Like if you don't have to piss for like 12 hours, it seems like a long time, right?

Yeah.

Can I just say one thing?

Yeah, I'm a

tampon.

He says, this sounds really disgusting, but I'm going to say it anyway.

So congratulations.

This is.

I don't think it's going to catch on.

Would anybody use that?

That doesn't sound like an invention you would use, right?

Like would you glue

your butthole together and then.

Right?

I wouldn't personally, no, but

someone else, and then just hold it in in case you can't find a toilet or something.

I like the way you guys embrace the word toilet, too.

You don't use like, like, you don't dress it up, lavatory or restroom.

You're just like, yeah, here's the fucking toilet.

Speaking of which, in that bar last night, there are...

Girls, you probably don't know this, but like guys, they piss into like a trough.

Yeah, it's a trough.

It's not a urinal.

But it's almost overflowing.

It doesn't

fish.

Holy shit.

Was it overflowing?

It was like almost to the top.

It was so disgusting.

I walked out.

I was like, oh, Jesus.

Wait, so you found the worst toilet in Scotland?

I don't think so.

I mean,

it hadn't spilled yet, so somewhere there has to be one that's like overflowing.

But it's just like, I'm not kidding around, gallons of piss in this metal trough.

Yet again, you invited him here, folks.

I mean, it's just the way it is.

But yeah, I mean, hats off for using toilet.

Now, again, what was the question?

Oh, yeah.

What did you take away?

Oh, we took away that Brian will never glue his vadge together.

Yeah.

Did you ever say what you thought about it?

Oh, bulletproof.

He's bulletproof.

My skin got even thinner, if it's possible.

So, especially with this guy.

But I've come to embrace a lot more of my flaws.

Have you?

Oh, hell yeah.

Oh, my God.

With you guys reminding me of them, you bet I have.

Yeah.

If you don't leave someone a choice,

then they can't.

Oh, yeah, I got no choice.

So what about you?

Me, what I got out of it was staying alive.

Yeah.

Because honestly, I'm not even kidding around.

I was so close to just being like, fuck this shit.

And just offering myself.

And it's one of the things I like about

doing the show is people coming up and like, not that I'm like, oh, cool, you're suicidal, too.

But like, that people are like super depressed.

And they're like, oh, well, listening to you, like, it was able, like, I was able to relate to the issues.

and like, then listening to the podcast helps get through whatever issue that I'm having.

So, yeah, I mean, if, like, tell them Steve, Dave, and Sage, my niece, which is basically my daughter, came at the same time.

So, it was two good reasons to not, you know, off myself.

And

I mean, yeah,

I guess I'm alive.

I guess that's what I took from it.

Yeah, I'm glad you didn't off yourself.

Like, our life, our life.

Because when they're like, he's talking about troughs of piss, and like, just when you thought that was the lowest he'd sink, he starts talking about killing himself in front of everybody.

No, no, it's true.

Our lives would have sucked without you.

Yeah,

like all of us.

I'm not just talking about me and him, but I'm talking about all of us, dude.

So,

yeah, like,

had I done it, like, none of us would be sitting here right now, right?

No, no.

And you all would have saved a bunch of money.

And you wouldn't have to listen to these two boring takeouts.

So, really, you should be mad at me.

You're like the Stan Lee of life, dude.

If Stanley didn't create all his characters, I was

in his class.

Isn't Phil named the Stanley of Life?

Yeah, I guess so.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I got to say, there was a moment like last night,

there was a room where everybody that listens to the podcast,

everybody was in the room dancing and shit and having a good time.

And there was a moment of like, this is pretty fucking cool that this whole community is out there.

It's like my presence is irrelevant.

They're going to be there whether I'm there or not.

I like that.

I like that people are making.

I don't make friends that often.

See, I wonder why i don't spend a lot of time i don't spend a lot of time socializing but i like watching other people do it yeah yeah i liked watching like people that like would have never really met right otherwise like meeting because we decided to do this thing i i just love that you you'll watch anything that if it's on a tv screen yeah including me dancing around with like 18 year olds yeah you dancing with 18 year olds uh watching people yeah because i i do i feel like very like outside of everything so it's easier for me to be a spectator in life Yeah.

Just watch shit.

But it's got to be on some kind of a glowing tube.

Yeah.

And it's even better if I'm on drugs while I'm doing it.

Yeah.

Don't do drugs.

Yeah, I can see already you're thinking about it.

But no, no, say no to drugs.

Yeah, Unky Bryce said don't do drugs.

Yeah.

You tell the kids at school that.

Unky Bryce says don't do drugs.

Because you might end up on T V.

We're kind of running out of time, folks.

Any other questions?

Right at the back there, yeah.

For me, getting a comic is is not just about getting the comic itself, it's about where I get it.

Where's the most interesting comic each of you got, and where from?

What's the most interesting comic you've actually got, and where did you get it?

Avengers 214.

Does that get into doing Hank Pim?

There were certain accusations leveled that I don't think are true.

And Ming only has one comic book, so.

Yeah, I mean, have they addressed wife beating in any other

comics since?

Yeah, it was the same character, but Mark Miller made him an unrepentant wife beater.

I mean, he

put her in the hospital.

So I don't like Mark Miller.

That was really harsh.

I was like, that's.

Is Andy Capp still in like a camera?

Oh, that's a

good thing.

Yeah, he's definitely a drunk and a wife beater.

No, no, he's not a wife beater.

He's always getting shot.

Oh, that's a golden pin.

Yeah.

Do feminists like that?

Do feminists like Andy Capp?

Is that.

What was the wife's name?

I forget.

Flo.

What was it?

Flo?

Flo?

Florence.

Flo.

Florence.

Flo.

Is she a feminist icon for kicking the shit out of Andy Capp all the time?

Because I would think so.

Or was Andy Capp just a bunch of metaphors you guys threw into a cartoon?

No, he was wasted all the time.

He was always drunk.

He had a little bubbles above his head.

Yeah.

And he was always sleeping on the couch,

and he was always getting the piss beat out of him by his wife.

Yeah.

Was he not drunk?

Yeah.

With a good enough reason.

What are you, Mike?

Most interesting comic?

I don't know.

I'm going to say Andy Cab.

No, actually, the most interesting comic that I've ever had was.

Wow, what a question.

I don't have an answer for that.

Out of everything you've read, the thousands, the tens of thousands of books you've ever read, you can't pick one?

No, because you're trying to shoehorn it all into one thing.

I mean, come see me and we'll talk comics later on, but to have one answer, nah, I'm not going to cheat myself that way.

And yeah, sitting next to Brian's like rubbing off on me.

It's like, I don't care.

What about Cryptozokeman?

Yeah.

What about it?

I'm surprised you didn't say that.

Yeah,

or Worthy Undead.

Why are you surprised at that?

I'm like, oh my God, you were on drugs when you wrote that.

And it should.

Cryptozokeman, there's a lot of hidden shit that, like, I don't even remember some of it.

But yeah, most of it was written under the influence of drugs.

So if you take drugs, you might end up writing a comic book.

Okay.

True.

They get a lot of money for it.

So don't do it.

Yeah, don't do drugs.

You've been told.

One final question, yes, over the night.

Two questions, yeah.

Okay, I've got Claire got in here online, and she wants to know: will Gittem be on the new season?

Dear God, I hope not.

For some reason, they're resistant to introducing Gidem.

Gidem, if you don't know, if you're like, who's Gidem?

He's the guy that Mike described earlier.

He's like,

yeah.

He should have his own Wikipedia page.

It's impossible, right, to really describe this guy.

It is impossible.

Yeah.

So maybe, I don't know, maybe.

Yeah, maybe.

Linda Young wants to know who's got the biggest candle.

Who's got the biggest candle?

Out of all the, all three of us or all five of us, the comic book men?

I've never looked.

Does candle size matter?

A candle size matter?

Well, I mean, you can.

Does it matter to her?

You can take me out of the running, so it's up to you for.

Well, I I don't know.

I haven't seen anybody else's, but but there are quite a few pictures of me for for whatever reason, like

my shorts are always, like, too tight, so, like, it's always, like, outlined, like, and I'm not aware of it, so I'm that guy walking around, and people are like, ew, you're right?

Yeah.

Like, well, actually, they're like, oh.

Like, Stan Lee is like, oh, gross.

Stanley's like, what do you got in my back there, true believer?

Yeah, that would have to, yeah, that would be the presumption that we've seen everybody's jump.

Yeah, which we haven't.

Who knows?

We don't have a locker room at this stash.

I'm going to go with the safe answer.

Me.

Is that your niece, Sage?

Or the.

No, I said safe.

Oh, Sage.

I thought you said Sage.

I was like, you're a fucking gross pal.

Yeah.

I'm like, wait, is this streaming live?

I didn't mean to say that.

You win.

I'll give it to you.

All right.

Yeah.

Pill.

By default.

You're pill.

Your question.

Yes.

Yeah.

Oh, okay.

But is Genem.

You guys colluded?

Wow.

What a stupid question to collude on.

Oh, my God.

All right, one question.

One final last question.

Wait, hold on.

If I remember correctly, are we supposed to...

You're supposed to break up with your husband live during the panel, right?

Okay.

All right.

I'm going to help somebody out with a divorce.

Yeah.

He's not a solicitor, folks.

He's just liking to get involved in people's personal lives.

Then I'll sit back and watch.

If you guys could choose comic book characters for each other, who would you choose?

Oh, for each other?

Choose what?

You could choose a comic book character for each other.

To live out their lives?

Yep.

Okay.

You, Andy Capp.

Yeah.

I'm down.

No,

who is the heroin freak?

The sidekick?

Bucky or something?

Oh, no, that was speedy.

Speedy.

Speedy, speedy.

But that's a little too on the nose, don't you think?

Can I be speedy?

Yeah, you can be speedy.

I prefer Andy Cap for you, but speedy.

I couldn't drink like, hey, I could never drink like you guys drink.

It's first of all,

the intake of like of that much alcohol.

Just the quantity itself.

It's fucking crazy.

Why do you think that trough was overflowing?

That's where it all ends up.

Everybody's literally pissing their money at

right out to a trough.

Yeah, you get a little reward for it.

You feel all warm.

It feels good.

Seriously, I think you do have an alcohol problem, Pat.

Do you?

Yeah.

Yeah, he's like, you know, like, as a sociopath, like, sometimes I feel feelings

when I'm really drunk.

Yeah.

Or

consumer feelings.

I don't know.

Who would you choose from Ming?

From Ming?

Yeah.

I don't know.

Ming.

I don't know.

Ant-Man, right?

Hank.

That means Ant-Man.

He seems super into that story, Mike.

Yeah, we'll give it to you.

You can be an Ant-Man.

Ant-Man based on candle size.

I'm frequently picking Ant-Man.

Sure, you can't shrink any other part of your body.

No, No, yeah.

Good deal.

That's a curse, yeah.

Did you ever,

your wife now, did you ever give her a candle?

Like, was that your move?

Like, did it work?

No, it didn't work the first time, so I didn't go,

maybe this will work this time.

Yeah, no, I don't think I've ever given her a candle.

Seriously, once is not a pattern, all right?

You should have tried one more time.

Usually, if it if it falls flat the first time, if it really, if it goes disastrous the first time, then yeah, you don't do it again.

Dude, there are Yankee candle shops all over the world.

I hate them.

Yeah, you do now.

I hate them.

Are there any lastful people?

Are there any college-age girls or girls who are in college or uni or whatever it is?

You're old, a bunch of illiterates like me.

But I'm curious, like, if you're, okay, you're 18 to 20, like, some guy brings you a candle,

what's the thought?

Is it like it's romantic or like, what's wrong with this guy?

Yeah, it's a right?

Like, it's weird.

Has anyone else ever given a girl a candle as like,

this is going to seal the deal?

No?

Nobody.

How about an air freshener?

Anybody?

No?

Well, I wish you would have told me this about 20 years ago.

If we had known you, we would have been the first ones to probably.

Dude, that ain't gonna work.

You're gonna bring her what?

And you're gonna hide where to give it to her?

In her hamper?

Yeah, that's the weirdest place.

Yeah, he's like an Asian jack-in-the-box.

Just pops up with a candle and shit.

Yeah, supplies.

It's already lit.

Oh, that's racist, Mike.

Oh, supplies?

Did I say supplies?

That's racist.

I didn't say supplies.

What the hell are you talking about?

So we've learned to buy the Avengers and not buy candles.

Sorry, we've run out of time, folks.

Can we have a very, very warm Edinburgh welcome for the comic book men?

Thank you.

Coming all you're going

The blue moon, yeah, showing

Grab your sweater in the dark, find you lying in the park It's funny when it's outside, take you on a long ride

No good mind for the tide

Through the palisade

Through the meadowlands

Through the evergreens and ride

Baby, you and me

Coming all your door

No lifetime that is sure

Found you with all the keys and looking back at me

Some minutes outside waiting on that long drive

I got waiting on my mind.

Through the palisade, alright.

Through the metal land.

Where the evergreens will ride.

Maybe you will be

alright.

The palisade

alright.

Coming on and go

flashback, I was known.

Heard you picking through the leaves, then he can hear me.

Pick them staying inside, waiting on that long ride.

Could they be by my side

through the palisade?

Maybe you'll be

alright

Through the Palisade

Through the metal man can't cry

the other hands and ride

Baby Lewis

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