#329: Log Box

He's trying to make his dad look real good right now.

That's it.

That's the truth.

Fuck yeah, man.

He didn't try to kill him.

Yeah, but that shouldn't be the bar.

Are there any marches going on?

Oh, I'm so mad.

What are we looking for here?

What's a big scar that you have, you think?

They thought it was pregnant.

It's a C-section scar.

They're like, oh shit, we fucked up.

Tell him Steve Dave.

Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell'em Steve Dave, where we join Walt

calling people sheep,

if you like Apple products, as he looks at the free iPad that reached on temporary.

No, I said that I.

Hold on, my iPhone's ringing.

Is it yours or mine?

I was in the mall, and I was waiting for my kid to come out of the store, and I happened to be sitting at one of the.

Don't tune out, please.

Q is here, too.

Q, please say hello.

I don't want him to think it's just another fucking get-em episode.

That's a good idea.

And I was just, I have to be across from the Apple store, and I just marveled at

how busy they are for almost an hour straight.

It was just a continuous flow of people in and out of there.

I mean, it's got to be the most successful store in the entire mall at this point, right?

By far, as far as traffic.

That mall, yeah, I would think so.

And a lot of people are just, a lot of people I watched, I watched for a long time.

I watched just to see, you'd like to try to maybe take

some of the things that they're doing in there, bring them into the stash.

You need to sell Apple products.

Not comics.

Old back issues of

Spider-Man just aren't the same, have the same cachet as a new iPhone.

But

a lot of people are just going in and just touching the products.

that are on the that are out there that look at

it.

Yeah, but

that would drive me crazy if I worked at the Apple store, though.

As everybody comes in and just touches it, and you know they're really not buying anything.

Yeah.

To me,

I ran into that problem.

They'll eventually buy.

They all buy, Walter.

I ran into that same problem when I was a prostitute for a little while.

Everybody wanted to touch.

Nobody wanted to pick.

Yeah, I lost.

Hey, man, if you work at United and you have any inspired-you should be able to.

Have you called?

Yeah.

No.

And they're like, yeah, like

maybe,

was it four to six weeks, six to eight weeks, something like that to let you know?

But yeah, I left my iPad

in the seat back pocket on the way to

Lexington this weekend

where we did the come and come.

Thus wiping out

your profit for the weekend.

Exactly.

Yeah, now I'm like wrestling between, do I buy an iPad Pro or just the iPad Air?

I'm like, it's only $100 more.

Do I need an iPad Pro?

I have a Pro.

How do you like it?

I love it.

Did you see Q there?

The sky's the limit.

Where's my genius?

Well, it's just the new - that's just what they're calling them, right?

The bigger ones are all iPad Pros now.

Well, no, then you have the iPad Air, which is the thinner one.

The iPad Pro, I think, has like a faster processor, and you can

get more speakers.

I love it.

Yeah?

Yeah.

I love it.

Do you have the real big one or like the

no, not the real big one?

I don't need it.

It's too big, right?

I just use it.

Really, all I do on it is just read.

Yeah.

Why you just get a Kindle?

Because the Kindle doesn't get everything that you need.

Like, if I want to download a comic, I can do it on there.

If I want to watch a movie, I can do it on there.

If I want to, all this stuff.

Plus, you know.

You can't make Kindle?

Bah, bah, maybe.

You just want to be judged, but he doesn't.

You know what I'm saying?

Kindle is kind of synonymous now with like

grandmas, right?

No, I think you still rock a Kindle, right?

Can you still rock a Kindle?

If you're trendy, you can rock a Kindle.

Well, it's easier easier on the eyes.

Well, if you read outdoors, you can read the Kindle.

The iPad's hard because it's so shiny with the Kindle.

It's a horrible name, though, isn't it?

Kindle?

Yeah, I don't get it.

It just sounds like, you know, like.

It doesn't have anything to do with books.

Besides burning them.

Yeah, it is a weird name.

And you have to give props to Amazon, though.

I was watching Sneaky Pete on Amazon the other day.

You know how they always have the Amazon video sort of icon logo come up.

They are not shying away from a logo that looks exactly like a cock.

They're like, fuck it.

Really?

Oh, yeah.

So Amazon shows up at my house basically every other day.

Is it Kindle not Apple?

No.

Oh,

okay.

That's why it's not trendy.

Kindle is Amazon's.

If Apple made that,

it would be a lot more trendier.

Yeah.

Maybe.

Well, it would probably, they did.

They called the iPad.

You think that looks like a penis?

It absolutely looks like a dick.

Come on.

I never smiled before.

It looks like a smile.

Where's the other?

Kind of like a Harrison Ford side smile.

Like, hmm.

Yeah.

It's a knowing smile.

And especially look against the black background.

Just everything to you is cocks.

Yeah, that says a lot, man.

We're closer to the cocks we're talking to.

I can't hear you.

Did you ever do the Rorschach test?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Everything was a cock.

I don't I don't

up where I was supposed to write my name, I just wrote cop.

I don't doubt it.

Everything to you has to do with a boner.

Yeah, well, not everything.

That's the irony.

The actual boner has nothing to do with a boner, but everything else.

Maybe that's a wishful thinking.

Just want a boner so bad.

Just one boner.

Just one boner.

Just one boner.

Last week I used the phrase,

I'm going to take a blow.

Yeah.

And they immediately, both of these two were immediately.

Immediately get him drunk to his knees.

Really?

We're giggling like two 12-year-olds.

I guess they never heard it before.

They never heard the phrase of like, you know, you never heard it take a blow?

You're saying you have?

The fire department would be all the time.

It'd be like,

if you're in the building and you're like running out of steam, they'd be like, take a blow.

We're going to get someone else in here.

Wow.

So you're using that Manly Man vernacular.

What if I haven't?

What if?

my vernacular?

Yeah, we're close enough.

I thought you'd just be in family.

It becomes a question.

Only a Christian would pronounce it right.

Right.

I'm like, oh, hello, boys.

How do you like my vernacular?

It's like, if he just says a lot of people,

I'll kill him.

Shit.

So,

yeah, I think that's a good idea.

That's what

that's a good question.

All the correcting and trying to one-up each other in the smart department.

I'm sorry, I missed it.

But isn't there something like a lost and found for

the airplanes and all the airport?

There is, but I mean, then you have to say, okay, the person who came through and cleaned it out, did they

put it to the side?

What did they do with it?

Yeah, but they got to know that everybody's bricking those things.

Does anybody think they're going to take it and use it in this day and age?

How many phones have you found that you're using at this point?

Right now, two.

Were they unlocked when you found them?

Yep.

Well, there you go.

So you're using someone else's phone on a.

Like, they're paying your bill?

No, no, no.

I just use it as a Wi-Fi only.

Well, why don't you return it?

Because it was left and lost and found for six months.

He was able to, by law, or by track law, take it.

He's got a fucking stopwatch.

Who has a phone and doesn't have it locked in this day and age?

The guy was

locked your phone?

You're a fucking celebrity, bro.

You can't be walking around with an unlocked phone.

People are going to see all those wild cameras.

You don't have a passcode?

You don't have a passcode on your phone?

Oh, okay.

Is that considered a locked?

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah.

Okay.

Do you want people getting at your cold check texts?

Yeah, I was just asking, get them.

I don't have

anything that I can.

No, it's not a matter.

You have personal information on there.

You have family photos on there.

You have your address on there.

Yeah, the guy who had the phone before me worked for an airline in Chicago.

Had a nice apartment there, beautiful gorilla outside.

Oh, you looked at his photos?

Yeah.

Yeah.

And the menu is a little bit more.

You know, you're a bunch of a scumbag right now.

So could you have located them?

No, it wasn't like a name.

You're a little lying piece of shit.

Tell me, you know, the guy's throwing a ball, but you can't find the guy.

It was, it just said Chicago.

You know, I just had pictures of the phone.

You couldn't call one number and been like, hey, I found this person's phone.

It appears he's a pilot.

He works for a while.

Oh, you mean my airline friend?

Yeah.

I know that guy.

Yeah, you could have easily found out who it was.

You still could.

You could admit that you just wanted the phone.

There's nothing.

I mean, it was at a point in your life when it was important to you.

I didn't find the phone.

The lowest of low ebbs.

I didn't find the phone in that phone.

I just want to be like everyone else.

There's the proudest.

It's history of low ebbs.

It's the lowest.

The proudest day of his life was the day that he took someone else's phone and passed it off as his own.

We've had phones turned in.

We haven't.

Just trying to talk through it.

We have a dedicated lost and found person, and they're supposed to accept who's we detracted.

Sorry.

Still speaking as if he worked there.

No, where does his heart lie?

Yeah, I wonder what the allegiance is.

Oh, I mean, I really don't even have to.

You don't wonder?

I don't even wonder.

He goes back there on his day off to try to work for free and shit.

He's just shoveling shit.

Like, what are you doing here?

You never made me turn in the uniform.

Now, what was the rules there?

Like, whoever turned it in had first dibs on it if no one claimed it?

Yes.

Then who was the second person?

If the person who turned it in didn't want it, who else, who had the dibs then?

The owner of the truck?

Well, Willie.

He's like, Do you need free phones turned up in the last six months?

Because the person who turned it in, then my boss would

turn it into one of those companies that donate some to the troops.

So you took it for a troop?

A trooper?

Somewhere there's a guy that he just got fucking.

He's under mortar fire.

He's like, I just want to talk to my kid one less time.

I was like, look at this asshole who lost his phone.

But no, I had lost my iPod touch.

So my boss wanted to give me something to replace it.

All right, so the rule isn't the person who turned it in gets first.

It was the first, but the person who turned it in had gotten fired or something.

You got to give them props, though, for at least turning it in, though.

I didn't turn it in.

Oh, you did?

I will say, in my time there, within a one-month span, I had found $900 in cash and turned it all in.

Whoa, that's fucking, I wouldn't have done that.

Was it chips or money?

It was actual chips.

First time it was $100 bills, and the second time it was $100 bills as well.

Did you get that money back?

I got to keep the first $400 I found.

The second $500 got claimed.

Wow, that's good.

I never would have handed that money in, I got to say.

I would be terrified to not hand it in.

Yeah.

Yeah, because I'd be like they're watching me.

That's exactly, yeah.

Even

one of the

teachers in one of our classes, he goes, The

worst day was when I found $5,000 in cash working at the airport.

You had a teacher to teach you how to fucking work at the track?

Well, no, for our security license.

Don't use your hands when you shovel this shit.

That's what the shovel is for.

It was a six-week course.

He was our store instructor.

And New Jersey needs a license.

All right, so you see a pile of horseshoe.

What do you do?

Left-hand or right-hand?

I pick it up.

No.

You do not dive in headfirst.

Somebody else other than get him, please answer.

Teach.

They're called them get em there for some reason.

Gadget, right?

That's what they call you.

Gadget.

Wow.

Yeah, so

if you work for United and you have any connections,

tell them stevedave37 at gmail.com.

Maybe you can expedite this.

What I've always wanted to do.

If you have this iPad, you can read that message.

I don't know if you guys have had this desire, or I don't know if it's on your bucket list.

I would definitely call it on my bucket list.

I don't even know if it still exists, but I was told that there's a store

that all lost stuff from airlines it goes to and you see it's in Scottsboro.

Scottsboro, LA.

I always wanted to do it.

I've never been able to get out there.

Yeah, but I just had this conversation the other day, and I was like, but don't you think that the people of the store are just taking the best stuff?

Yes.

But unless there's rules that like, you know, like firm rules in place where like

you can't because then what's the thing.

But I would just call you up and be like, well, come by and buy this fucking thing because we're going to see.

You're right.

You know, that's why, maybe why.

You got yourself a straw, man.

I think

it's like a fool's game to try to get it.

It's probably like a thrift store where the employees get the best picks you'd probably.

You've gone to thrift stores, right?

Like, you look around at the shit they have.

It's like 99.9%, like, every single item just depresses you.

You know, old VHS, old bullshit.

I love that shit.

Yeah.

I go all the time when we're on tour, I go all the time.

To thrift stores?

Yeah.

To find anything.

I do.

Thrift stores and antique stores.

And like.

not antique, architectural antiques.

Architectural

antique stuff.

Fixtures?

It's where they pull out, when they tear down houses, they take the shit from the houses and they put it in this warehouse.

Like crackheads taking copper.

Yeah, shit like that.

Like copper pipes.

No, I don't understand.

Every door is a piece of money.

It's called architectural antique, I believe it's called.

So, what happens if they're going to take down an old building?

They come and they take the mantles, the locks, the doorknobs, all the shit, the sconces, the chandeliers, and they sell it in.

They don't sell it at auction?

No, these companies come in and then they have a warehouse that you go in, and then you just browse it.

If you purchase anything for your

place?

Yeah, yeah.

Good stuff.

I got a 200-year-old

fireplace box, like a fire basket for my fireplace.

What does that do?

It holds

where you put the ashes or you put the wood?

No, it's where you put the wood.

Oh, okay.

Why don't they just call it a lock box?

They might.

I'm just saying

what I think they call it.

I don't know.

It's your turlet.

That's how a man says toilet.

That thing.

Go flush a log box.

It's a handmade.

It's pretty cool.

Yeah, it's a handmade.

Cast iron?

Cast iron, handmade cast iron, a couple hundred years old from a Scottish barony in Glasgow.

A Scottish what?

Barony's estate in Glasgow.

So it was a baron?

Yeah.

Baron von.

But they didn't get the name.

Say it.

Just DVFs say it.

But there was a bunch, but there was a ton of

old chandeliers and champions.

This was more expensive to ship home than it was to buy.

How much is it weigh?

You think?

30 pounds?

Oh, no, no, no.

That's big.

That's heavy.

That's like 60, 70 pounds.

Wow.

Yeah.

You like the old stuff, huh?

I do like the old stuff.

I mean, I was looking for those keys for the longest time.

Every town I would go into, I would do that.

You still haven't found the keys?

Still looking for them.

I get them.

I did know somebody who was a few, two or three, I think.

Yeah, I got some.

I was in Florida this weekend back in the day.

There's certain ones that like to complete the set?

Isn't there only certain numbers?

Yeah, there's certain ones.

How many are you still missing to complete a fourth?

I'm still missing a lot.

Yeah.

But somebody gave me a bunch in Universal.

I was hanging out.

I was hanging out with my buddy Universal Mike.

You remember him?

Who gets me free entrance to Universal?

Big Ant?

First Ant of the Week.

No.

He had fucking those old screenshots.

Oh, that's right.

The First Ants of the Week.

Universal Mike.

No, but I was hanging out with him and somebody gave me one.

Came up and gave me one.

I just wanted to get his name in there.

So I know he's listening.

He's a good guy.

Mike and I went to this place.

It was this breakfast place in Lexington.

Yeah.

And I can't remember that.

Tally Hoe?

Yeah, Tally Hoe.

Oh, was that the place with the prayer?

I'm like, I can't remember the name of it.

And he's like, Tell me how to do it.

I don't know that.

I heard about the prayer circle.

Yeah.

Everybody was really nice.

But, you know, the staff was taking pictures and all that kind of stuff.

And we eat breakfast, and some lady comes over who we had spoken to earlier, a waitress.

And she goes, Do you guys guys pray?

And I said,

Yeah, we pray good.

I was like, and Mitch, because Ming had joined us by that point.

And he goes, and I said, and Ming squeals, like, you know, a deliverance joke, because we're in Kentucky, right?

And she just goes on to say, because my mom's in a coma, and

it doesn't look like she's going to come out of it.

So I was really hoping you guys would pray,

you know, pray for her.

Jesus.

And Ming's like, sure, sure, yeah, I definitely will.

And as she walks away, I'm like, oh, she didn't ask you to do the prayer right there?

No.

She wants us to to pray independently on our own time now.

Yeah, she would have to know that's not going to happen.

I would have wanted to see it.

I would want to see it.

Like me, Mike and Mayor Molec.

I would want to see it.

I would not take the words of the comic bookmen that they're going to go home and pray.

Right.

First, I congratulated myself silently for making a mail-on-mail rape joke

without knowing the circumstances.

You're asking a lot, though.

That's like a 40-year-old movie.

Even if it was filmed.

She seemed to have no idea what I was doing.

Even if it was filmed in the heart of Kentucky, and they, I think it actually took place in Georgia.

Yeah,

it was filmed on the same river that they did the Olympics on.

Even

I doubt that they're holding it as a badge of honor, like

home of where Ned Beatty got fucking.

I don't think that's the

log box.

You guys like rape?

Log box.

You're walking top log box.

It did make me wonder two things.

One,

does she think that we have some pipeline to God that she doesn't?

Or is it like he tallies them before he answers them?

Yeah, he's like, all right, I'm getting all these prayers.

Whoa, these guys are

at midnight on AMC.

God does not answer celebrities, you know, does not put celebrities before.

No, that's my

just ask Richie Ballins, the big bopper, and what's his name?

Right?

I mean, I would have to think that, like, if that's the case, if I get up to heaven when I get up there and I find out that celebrities had a better gig or more poll with God than a normal person would,

I would have to rethink everything.

You don't think he watches movies?

You think he's a fan of Clooney?

I would be.

Well, is there a pecking order?

Like a Tom Hanks.

They're fucking shit.

Like his prayers are answered before.

He should be above who has.

Okay, let me ask you something.

Look at where these celebrities live, and then look at the shithole countries that are like mudslides of wiping out babies.

And you don't think God has a pecking order on three likes more?

So it's Hollywood above Bollywood.

The answer is in front of you.

Nicely.

The prayers were answered.

You should preach.

Is that God's slogan?

Hollywood before Bollywood.

Wow, when you put it that way, I mean, wow, you might be right.

And if that's true,

I'm glad I'm a celebrity.

You're right.

I don't consider myself one, but you know, I guess I would have to pull the celebrity card if I'm not.

You're going to have to

puff it up a little peacock around.

Who's at the front gate?

Michael.

St.

Peter.

St.

Peter's.

I'd have to pull my Combo men.

Yeah.

Hey, did you see last week's episode?

I hope that it's like, did you see

30 years ago that episode of Comp Book Man I was on?

I hope I'm up there when I'm in my 90s.

If it's not under Flannagan, it might be under the United States.

We're in our 90s.

If it's not under Flanagan, it might be under AMC.

Right.

Well, you know they're walking dead.

It's got to be in there.

It's got to be in there.

While the jokers are walking right by.

Holy shit, you died too.

All right, well, I'll see you in there.

Q, Q, Q.

No, can I get this guy in?

No?

All right.

What about Universal Mike?

Can I get him in?

Yeah?

All right, cool.

No, that's his plus one.

It did make me wonder, though, with that scene.

Like, if you've seen Deliverance, there's a scene where, like, you know, the whole movie is these guys are

canoeing down this river before they damn it.

Burt Reynolds, Voigt, Ned Beatty, and some of the guys whose name I can't remember.

And they run afoul of these hillbillies.

And the hillbillies proceed to rape Ned Beatty.

And Voigt, I think it is, is tied to the tree.

And they're going to force Voigt to blow one of them.

And my question was, like, is this something that they were like, just sort of like walk around in the woods and they're like, look, City Boys, you know what we should do?

Or was this a thing that they're like, if we ever, like, was it spontaneous or was it planned?

Crime of opportunity.

Yeah, because it seems really weird.

Like, if me and you are going on a hike through the woods and we see some city boys,

and I'm like, you know what you should do, Q?

Right.

I feel like you probably wouldn't be on the same page.

No, I don't think so.

It seems like a lot of work for what payoff.

Ned Beatty?

No, he's not even hot.

No,

he's not even Bert.

He's fat shaming.

He's fat shaming.

He's not even Burt.

Burt's the only guy whose name I guess I couldn't remember.

Do you think for a second Burt Reynolds was ever going to agree to get raped in a movie?

Could you imagine?

He would have kicked his agent right in the balls feeling like, I'm Burt Reynolds, you fucking asshole.

Ned takes it up the ass.

He might not have been Burt Reynolds.

I think that's the movie that propelled him to be Burt Reynolds.

He was always.

But you don't get to be Burt Reynolds unless you're Burt Reynolds.

Yeah, like you take that role,

no, you're not going to be Burt Reynolds.

So is Deliverance pre or post-Gator?

Oh, post.

Post?

I'm sorry, pre, pre, pre, pre.

But I'm thinking, though, that movie changed the perception of hillbillies forever.

Oh, yeah.

They could never, they had to.

They were so well respected before.

Scholars, even.

Yes, they were.

There was so much hillbilly comedy across the country.

The entire, every night of the week was rural comedy.

Green Acres,

Petticoat Junction.

Hee-Haul.

Hee-Haul.

I mean, it was.

America loved the Hillbillies.

But they were laughing at them.

I don't think they were laughing with them.

It was cool.

I think they were like, look at these fish out of water, Beverly Hillbillies.

Like, what morons?

They were lovable.

Lovable

and looked upon and revered as wholesome.

And then that movie.

It just took one scene to change the perception of hillbillies forever.

Forever.

So

now you hear, like, hey, I love to help Steve David.

You're like, oh my God, don't rate me.

I'm just trying to canoe.

You consider them more hillbillies than rednecks?

I mean, they live in the hills.

Okay.

Whatever.

I mean, is it at all interchangeable?

Do you think that, like, when the movie

first came out and some people

were down south where, you know, where

you might find hillbillies when you were watching, did they know, like, oh, shit.

They're talking about us.

This just changed everything.

I mean, it took years to be able to do it.

All that goodwill we banks in the 60s is now fucking totally erased.

Did they know it was a game changer?

I think so, yeah.

No, by the time they got the movie, the game had already changed.

What?

By the time the movie got to them, the game had already changed.

Oh, yeah, because it didn't, because it took a while for it to get down here.

Look at how happy he is with himself.

He's just like taking shots at hillbillies like everybody else.

Meanwhile, there was a time they were the most

loved

cross-section of peoples.

I mean, you could go every night of the week.

They called it the rural explosion.

I read about this, and

it was on every station, and and

it was on everybody, every programming executive had something based

in the rural part of the country.

It was so beloved, and then, like that, it was gone.

But do you think it was directly because of deliverance, or people are like, I don't know.

I mean,

how much more of this shit can we watch?

I think a lot had to do with once America was like, that's what they do when you're not fucking

blowing on jugs.

Disney shut down the country bear jamboree immediately.

Do you think it ever even happened?

Do you think there was ever any instance of some good old boys out in the world?

Raping someone?

Yeah.

No way.

Do you think so?

No way.

You're saying.

Wait, what?

I'm not sure what you're saying.

I'm doing some research while you guys are.

I bet you it never even happened that they just saw some city dude like, let's fuck it.

No way.

It never happened, man.

It was some sort of like.

Also, that I sent out it suspiciously like Quinn.

That was some boogeyman story that some city guy told, just trying to get back at probably some good-looking Hibbly that stole his gal or something.

Right.

The more handsome Hill.

Let's take all down.

The question is, like, because they were damming the river, did they look at

the city boys as like, well, you're the reason?

Like, basically,

it's based on progress.

Yeah.

It's a true story?

Hold on.

I'm doing research.

Keep going.

Keep going.

Was there animosity based on just the very idea of progress?

So, like, hey, we like our backwoods shit.

We like our river.

And, like, the only reason that it's being damned is for more people, and more people means, you know.

I think you can make the argument that you're probably,

you know, some people saw it like that, too.

I mean, certainly not justifiable, though.

No.

I mean, I'm not acting as a defense lawyer.

I'm just throwing out a theory.

You're surprised.

Good actor, great actor, but it had to be a struggle, right, to take that role.

It wasn't like, you know, all right, I'm in.

It had to have been one he had to think about for a couple weeks.

Yeah.

I mean, I think like with each turning script page, you're like, oh,

oh, squealing.

And then, like, the final, like, the line is just like, oh.

I mean, you have to be a committed actor that's like, hey, man, I'm in it for the art.

And, I mean, he had really seen it.

He had a really distinguished career, though.

I mean, fucking a great actor, but I mean, those tidy whiteys, and he's trying to get away, and the guy's slapping his ass.

Like, he hardly tried.

Oh, he hardly tried to get away.

Some would say he wanted.

Some would say he was asking for it.

He did try to, like, scuttle up that hill and drink.

A little bit, but he was so out of shape.

Yeah, that's why it couldn't have been Bert either.

Bert would have, like, fucking fought back.

But Ned Beatty is like, holy shit.

He just looks like Plato.

You ready for this?

Yeah, go ahead.

Following the film, tourism to Rabun County, where they shot it, increased by the tens of thousands.

So it didn't hurt, did it?

Let's go on vacation.

Wow.

It sounds offensive when you say it was Beatty's first movie.

It was Beatty's first movie.

Yeah, it was Beatty's first movie.

What a daring role to take as your first

feature film.

Yeah, because a lot of times people take stuff that they're like.

Saluto.

Saluto.

Yeah.

Yeah, they take stuff that they're like, ah, it's a big part.

This was like the most memorable fucking thing in the movie.

Can you name some other movies that Ned Beatty was in afterwards?

Let's just play this game.

Okay.

Like, who would have raped him in his following movies?

Love it.

Let's do it.

Superman or Luther?

All right.

Well, Luther.

Superman.

Maybe the evil Super Man that came out

would have fucking raped him.

All right.

Here we go.

This is going to be a home game.

All right.

Let's start with his most recent one, Toy Story 3.

Who was it?

Oh, Richard Pryor?

Definitely.

He's going to Toy Story 3.

No, Toy Story.

Oh, Toy Story 3.

I thought you were talking about Toyota.

Who's raping him in that?

I'm talking about the toy.

Remember the toy?

I thought there was a bad thing.

The toy, right?

Tin Allen.

Tim Allen.

Jackie Gleason's raping him.

Ty moon.

These two moons.

Oh.

Toy Story 3.

What are we doing?

Tom Hanks, Tim Tim Allen.

In Toy Story,

he was

lots of hug and bears.

So he was the main bad guy.

Oh, he was.

I think any of those toys given the chance because he was a real assistant.

Woody.

Woody makes his namesake right there.

Yeah, you're right.

Woody becomes Woody for real.

Write to Andy on his ass.

He's like, they don't call me Texas.

Oh, man.

We've earned the E in explicit.

Yeah.

iTunes might ban.

This might be the first episode band on iTunes.

Yeah, too hot for iTunes.

There's a lot of Ned Beatty talk.

Shooter with who was that?

That was Mark Wahlberg.

The guy from Lethal Weapon.

Well, nobody else.

Shooter coming.

The Incredible Shrinking Woman.

There we go.

Lily Tommy.

Lily Tommy with the strap on.

Yeah.

Yeah, definitely.

He was in the toy.

Speak the truth.

Back to school.

Nobody got that reference, right?

Laughing.

Nobody.

Easy bunny?

Well, Rodney, they would have asked Rodney, like, hey, you want to do it?

And he would have

made a decision.

He may be too respectful.

He's like, I'll watch, but I don't want to do it.

My gig is I get no respect.

They do each other in a Red Hill Billy 69.

Like, they didn't even ask him first.

He's like, you see what I mean?

I get no respect.

I mean, I should be the one raking that.

Is Jackie Gleason in the toy?

Yeah.

Okay.

That's why I said it.

But

I didn't think Ned Betty was still still alive to be able to do that.

Remember five minutes ago when you guys were talking about that?

He's still alive, bro.

Still performing, huh?

Could like

the other thing about the comments: a lot of people are talking about Vulgar, too.

Could I get him in that?

Like, one last time, dude.

Somebody raped you.

Your swan song.

You went in getting raped.

Why don't you go out?

This is the book, and you're going to book in this shit.

You'll be like, when that memorial comes up in the Academy Awards, it's just going to be you with like like dick, dick, dick everywhere.

Like nobody fucking was more amenable to rape than that be.

Do you want that star in the Hollywood Walk of Fame?

It's going to be how you get it.

You haven't earned it yet.

How come it hasn't been remade yet?

Could they remake it, or would it be

politically too incorrect at this point?

I think, especially when you take into account the banjo-playing kid who's obviously inbred.

Now that's jumping to a news.

Whatever.

I mean, they're interchangeable, aren't they?

That's

jumping to a conclusion.

Why would you think that?

Just because he had cross-eyed?

No, he was.

He was supposed to be.

In the book, he was an albino, inbred.

Oh, you read the book?

No, but I just read the Wikipedia article about it.

I feel like I read the book, so I might as well.

Do you need to read the book after you see the movie?

I don't know.

Or who would jump to the book after seeing the movie?

For more Backwoods Rape Action, read the novelization of the Lyrics.

But if you remade it, could you do that scene or do you have to pull that scene?

You have to do that scene.

You have to do that scene.

Well, there's no point in making the movie.

That's what sets everything in motion.

There's no way that you're saying you should have made it.

It's horrible that you think that, though.

It's such a great movie.

There's no point in making that movie.

And that movie was just as good without that scene.

No, it's not.

Oh, my God.

What?

You're going to hardly answer that.

No, no, no.

It's the only scene we're talking about.

Yeah, people fucking talking about the river floating.

But the best scene in that movie has nothing even to do with that.

That's not true.

Remember when they went to the restaurant and people were looking, like giving them sideways glances?

Yeah, nobody's talking about that.

When the kid played the band, yeah, that was that.

When I first saw that, that scene,

I felt sick to my stomach.

I was in high school.

I was like, this is the worst thing that could happen to a man.

Nothing worse can happen.

This is the fucking sickest thing.

Well, you're right.

You see Star Wars all over again.

Well, I mean, as you get older, you're like, I don't know.

That's pretty cool.

Well, yeah, but consensually.

Right, right.

Yeah, but you could see, like, I don't have a family, but I imagine watching my son get raped would be worse than me getting raped.

No?

I mean, I don't know.

But you could make that movie today without that scene.

How?

They just get beat up.

Nobody would care.

Yeah, they just, like, nobody would care.

Yeah, like, they get insulted.

Maybe they get smacked around a little.

But you got to bring in heavy hitters.

Like, you got to bring in like the blue-collar guys to be the hillbillies so you can get some names up on the marquee.

Like, Larry the Cable guy's like, get her done.

And then Jeff Foxworthy's in there.

Like, you better pray, Gearboy.

I got a pretty mouth.

You got a pretty mouth.

Rodway with a fucking drink in his hand the whole time.

Who's the Burt Reynolds character?

Burt Reynolds today.

Why plays Deadpool?

Brian Reynolds.

Oh, that's actually not a bad choice, right out of the gate.

He is amenable to the butt jokes.

Well, this is no joke, though, right?

I remember seeing that movie for the first time.

You saw it.

I saw it later in life.

I wasn't a teen.

But I remember that scene where,

you know, I am going to that scene continuously.

We keep going to it.

That scene that could be removed with no one noticing.

But do you remember when John Boyt saw Burt Reynolds pulling back on the bow

just before he knows he's going to kill him?

Yeah.

I was like, man, this is before their superhero movies.

And I was like, that's a fucking superhero right there.

That's green arrow.

I'd be like, this guy's about to stop me from blowing a hick.

This is the biggest hero that has ever fucking existed.

No one's a bigger hero than Burt Reynolds in that moment.

Could you do it?

Okay, but remake it, right?

Let's let's like a made-for-TV version.

No, we're gonna go your way.

We're gonna go the explicit way you want it, the way you say it has to be done, it has to be done, but we're gonna flip it because it's only fair.

And it's country folk coming into the big city and a bunch of hoodlums rape them.

Under what auspices?

Like, what is their reasoning?

They're like, hey, country mouse.

Like these guys.

What color are the hoodlums?

White guys?

Yes.

Nobody's going to see that movie.

Nobody's ever going to see this movie.

So you're sanitizing it

in 2017.

Yeah.

A new era.

Why?

Now, that says a lot about our culture.

It does.

Like, we have to see.

Because we don't want to.

Because you're one of those of the coast.

You live on the coast.

I'm one of those.

You're one of those people that you think you're more important than the middle America.

I don't think that.

Well, you were saying that

where it matters at the box office, nobody will go see it.

When did I fucking say that?

You just said no one to go see the movie.

Yeah, that doesn't mean where it matters.

I didn't say anything about where it matters.

So the point is that the box office said no one will see it.

Well, the reason that it worked originally is because of the isolation.

And

these guys are like, there's no one around.

Like, if it's not for Bert, all those guys are dead.

So if they come to the city and they're in Times Square,

the white hoodlums come up, they're like, oh, hey, you look like you're.

No, no, no.

They come to the city

to ride a subway line for the last time.

Like, they're going to shut down the subway line.

As families do from down south.

Yeah.

Yes.

So they get into the subway.

They have a subway shoe up there.

So they get into the subway car and are progressively chased through by these hoodlums who eventually get them off into a closed station.

So thus, there's your seclusion.

A closed car?

No, like a closed station.

And then the train takes off.

And then the train takes off.

So they're trapped there with these.

Well, how's the station?

Why are they at the station?

Well, you can do it.

They tried to escape.

There's so many fucking plot holes in this station.

No, I like this.

No, they tried to escape.

So the train does that auto stop.

And then they pile out.

And then they turn it back on automatically and it takes off.

So they're stuck in the station with the hoodlums.

With the white hoodlums.

Yes.

And the white hoodlums are all texting.

And they're like, just hang out for a second.

I want to send some pictures of this.

Well, they'll definitely take right before

the new Burt Reynolds kills them.

they're taking selfies of it going on.

Yeah, you know, and then, like, one of the selfies, like you see, like the new Burt in the background, they're like,

Bert killer, yeah, all right,

you next time in Hollywood, bro, you can pitch this pitch, though.

Where's Mr.

Simmy when we need him?

You throw rapes with the scene.

Why do you think it hasn't been remade, though?

I mean, especially nowadays, everything's remade.

Yeah, but

it's

difficult to recapture.

Well, so many things you can say that about that are still remade, though.

They remade them.

They don't improve.

In fact, they make them worse.

But

I think they didn't remake it because of that scene.

Because they're like, how the fuck do we do this again?

Like in modern times.

So you were saying that film can only be made in that window of 1970 and 1980.

Yeah, kind of like Blazing Saddles.

Like if somebody walked in, like, hey, let's remake Blazing Saddles.

It's like, they'd be like, what are you out of your fucking mind?

I don't know.

It wasn't like the rape in Boys Don't Cry, like one of the pivotal parts of the movie.

Boys Don't Cry, isn't that a woman getting raped?

Yeah, but yeah.

Yeah.

And that and that one on, I believe that went on Oscar, didn't it?

Yeah, but that's a woman getting raped on Oscar.

And it's also what's going on.

But like, it's a horrible story.

Because she's trying to, she's, I mean, so it's deliverance, isn't it?

Yeah, but it's a different horrible story.

Like, women getting raped is an actual problem that goes on every day.

A dude getting raped in the woods is pretty fucked up.

By Hillbilly.

Yeah, it's kind of rare.

I think also with Boys Don't Cry, it was more, it was like a situational like she knew these people and they felt like they had reasoning.

They felt like, you know, she had betrayed them and all this other shit, as flawed as that was.

And just, like you said, way different than like just two like guys hunting and like, holy shit, there's a couple city boys.

Let's get them.

Yeah, it's kind of like, that's not to say that you can't show it in movies.

I've only been on there.

How did we even get on this?

I can't remember.

Oh, because I made a deliverance joke to ladies while I was dying.

So I love this show.

Did you pray, though?

I did.

I never promised I would.

You can't.

You want to say a prayer for her?

Well, I don't know.

Her mom might be.

I mean,

Ming said yes.

Ming was soft.

Ming enthusiastically.

Ming enthusiastically agreed.

But who's going to recover?

But she said her mom doesn't think she's going to to make it, so maybe we're praying for her soul.

I'll do it.

You're going to do it?

Don't we have an official father now?

Can we just get on the horn?

Yeah, let's put it on Father Lance, man.

Like, he is.

I'll text him.

Yeah, just be like, hey, talk about it in church on Sunday.

You've seen deliverance, Ran.

Brio's in a state that's exactly like that.

Oh, I want to ask you as a dad, Walt, what you do.

Because I got triggered today.

I got triggered.

Oh, shit.

Can you believe this shit?

I do.

You're bringing.

I'd be surprised if you weren't.

You're bringing Alicia to school.

Okay.

And someone pulls out in front of you, like pretty close.

And like, so you have to, yeah, got to apply your brakes.

But they pulled out so close that

you're right next to them, right?

And then suddenly they just, bam, pop on the brakes because now I am assuming they feel you're following them too closely.

Brake check.

Not a brake check.

Flat out stop.

And sit there.

After pulling out in front of you,

what's your move?

What do you do?

Because I want to see if I did the right thing.

You have Sage in the car.

I have Sage in the car.

There's nothing you can do, in my opinion.

I don't even know.

I would just be like, what's with this horrible driver?

Horrible driver.

I'd be like, I don't know if there, I don't know.

I probably would maybe go

do one of these, but I mean, what more can you do other than that, though?

I mean, you could scream at them, but what difference is this going to make?

Did you stay in the car at least?

No.

So it's right by Walt.

I mean, you'll know what I'm talking about.

It's right like,

let's say you're leaving Highland, you're on the highway, and you go.

I don't know if you want to tell the story.

I got to be honest with you.

No, it's okay.

It's okay.

I don't know.

Because it ties into somebody.

You don't know it already?

No, but I do know that anybody could use this against him in the court of law.

But I didn't do anything.

He doesn't know the story.

He knows the person who's not going to be able to do it.

Eventually, like, nothing happened.

Okay.

Nothing happened.

All right.

So, Walt, you know where quick check is, and then there's that trailer park, right?

Yeah.

Okay, so somebody pulls out of the trailer park, like right in front of me,

very slowly.

And I was just like, what the hell?

But I wasn't mad because like Sage and I were joking around and talking.

But I hit my brakes, and it's not like I screeched, but like, I hit my brakes.

But he was so close that, like,

it just naturally ended up that I was like very close to this guy.

And

he then hits his brakes and stops dead.

So I got to hit my brakes.

And he just sits there.

Is he staring at you in the rearview mirror?

I see him not in the rearview, the other one, the side view,

like looking over, like looking, you know, into the side mirror.

So I'm like, what the fuck?

And

so I kind of pull up like to the side a little bit.

So now I'm on the wrong side of the road.

And I put it in park.

And I get out and I'm laser focused on I'm like, I'm going to put my fist through this guy's fucking driver's side window.

This is what I'm going to do.

And I start walking towards him, and he fucking takes off.

Right.

And I'm like, you little fucking bastard.

Well, you won.

I guess.

But he looks back in the car of the week.

And I start, you know, I start to follow him because I'm like, you know, I have to take a left.

And then there's a light there.

And I'm like, I'm going to get this cocksucker at the fucking light.

And meanwhile,

I'll say this in a second.

So

we turn and there's another guy who's like kind of behind him looking at, like, I see the look on his face as if I'm driving and like eating a kitten.

Like his face is like, what the fuck is this guy's problem?

What is he doing?

And we get to the light and just as we get there, it turns green.

And this dude fucking takes off the other way and I have to go straight.

And Sage is like, what happened?

Like, she's totally used to this kind of like, I don't do it all the time, but she's used to like sort of flip-flopping emotions and shit, so she's not really upset by it.

But I, as I was driving and I started to calm down, I was like, My, the whole reason, I wasn't like, if it was just me, I don't give a shit.

But I'm like, I got my fucking kid in the car, you stupid fucking cunt.

Like,

but you did way worse.

I know, I know.

As your friend, as someone who loves you, unconditionally, what you did was way worse.

What if that guy had a gun in his car or something like that?

Who makes you think I didn't?

Yeah, but I'm not talking about him.

I did.

I did.

Well, either way, a gunfight,

a shootout isn't great.

The quick check corral.

Yeah.

No, afterwards, I real, look,

I'm rational enough afterwards to like, when I'm thinking about it on the way home, I'm like, how could I, again, how could I be like, hey, man, I got my fucking kid in the car.

And the kid, had I been successful, would watch me punch through a fucking window and grab somebody by the neck.

And I know that's, but in the moment, I can't,

I can't control it.

I don't know how to explain it.

It's like a light switch, boom.

And suddenly I'm like, this motherfucker.

And then, and this is where the triggering part comes in, when I was riding back, I thought of a time I was nine years old, and my brother Eric

was, my mom was in the hospital.

She just had my brother Eric.

And we were riding down

the Seabright Strip in the Long Branch.

Well, you know where that is.

Get him.

And there was these two black guys and a black girl in a car ahead of us.

And they kept doing that shit like brake checks and like,

you know, like going real slow.

And Edgar would try to pass them.

And then, you know, they would speed up.

Right.

And

there was, you know, like he tried to pass them and a bus was coming.

And so like Edgar had to go back.

And we hit a red light.

And

Edgar gets out of the car.

And they blow through a red light.

Right.

He then gets back in the car.

Blows through the red light.

Blows through the red light.

We chase them.

That's crazy.

He drives onto their front lawn.

Oh, my God.

After they, like, pull over to the side to, like, go into their house.

He drives onto their front lawn, gets out of the car, and they just fucking ran like hell.

Like, they ran into, like, in the back of the house and took off.

And I was like, holy shit.

Like, is it in the blood?

Is it something that

is it something that like is it nature or nurture?

Yeah.

Yeah, I was like, because it's, it's really, like, very similar situation in terms of the reaction to it.

Well, I mean, it just goes to show you that a Johnson has a hard time controlling their emotions.

Yeah, I love too much, is what you're saying.

I mean, it's pretty obvious.

You might say not enough.

It's pretty obvious that the Johnsons have some Johnsons.

I don't speak for all Johnsons.

They have a difficulty.

Well,

you know, at least one other Johnson.

No, I know at least two that cannot handle their

emotions

when things start to get a little heated.

I don't know about the one that's a doctor.

I have never seen him flow eye fly off the handle.

Yeah, he's always like so mellow.

I have

a different approach to it.

Okay.

Because I know I've, after years of therapy, not that it helped, I fucking identify it, but I still don't.

But like, you could only, like, there's something in me, and I know there's something in you

that feels

stupid all the time,

or like you're doing something wrong, or what you've done is wrong, or what you're about to do is like

future wrongs, are you?

Yeah, it's just like this thing that happens to you early in life, which I know happened to the both of us because we know each other so well, where it's just like you're a moron, like you're a fucking idiot, and it's like you live like that's always just below the fucking surface.

So, like, when something like that happens, it's almost impossible to write it off as

a mere car incident.

It's this guy's, this guy thinks I'm an asshole.

This guy thinks he could do whatever he wants to me.

This guy thinks I'm a fucking pussy that is just going to take whatever he's going to give.

And it's just like it becomes something else.

And then you're reacting to that fucking childhood.

Decades of.

Decades of fucking being fucking feeling like you're an asshole.

And the next thing you know, you're fucking lashing out at some fucking dude who just brake checked checked you.

Like, that's all he did.

But I'm just like, who's this jerk off to?

Like, first off, you pulled out in front of me, asshole.

And now you're fucking throwing down fucking life lessons.

Like, hey, man, back up.

At worst, he's an asshole.

He's not the person that you're assigning all these things to.

And that I do as well.

I'm not putting this.

Get out of that car, Edgar.

Yeah, that's basically what it is.

It's like, get out of the car, Edgar.

Like, I'm about to fucking show you how much not an asshole I am.

I'm about to punch you this fucking window and beat the shit out of you.

I think it's Edgar.

I think it's Edgar.

I think, yeah, I think it's just a lifetime of fucking.

Every person that he lashes out at is Edgar.

Yeah.

No, I bet you a lot of them are bamboo.

Yeah.

I think most people that he lashes out, me as well, that we lash out with are some version of.

Of their parents?

Yeah, I mean, yeah.

Yeah, I mean, my parents weren't on Edgar's level.

I got to give you that.

But it is, you know, it's that thing of just like these childhood wounds don't heal.

They don't.

Yeah, it's tough.

I don't know.

I mean, I don't, yeah, I don't, I mean, I could, I guess,

I don't, yeah, I don't know.

I don't feel, I guess I never, I don't experience that level of like where I it's not like you had Mr.

Drummond as a dad or Mike Brady or anything like that.

No, not at all.

Yeah, so I'm not, yeah, so I don't feel that I don't feel I'm looking for someone to take it out on, though.

Oh, I don't, I don't think it's a conscious thing.

I know, I know it's a subconscious.

It's all in the subconscious.

Yeah, but I bet you if we had your wife here, she would be able to point out

certain things that we

that we could trace back.

But I'm never like where like, where I don't, at least I don't think it is.

If I'm if I get mad at a stranger, I don't think it's because of how I, you know, how I was raised or I wasn't happen.

But who knows?

There's a version of that, I think, in every single human being.

I don't think it's

that.

I just think that's where it comes from.

So, but I think more importantly, you shouldn't be doing shit like that.

I know, I know, I don't want to.

It's not like,

I was just like, it just struck me as very like, wow, man, that is like nearly like, it's almost exactly what happened when I was a kid, and I hadn't thought about it in the longest time.

What was Edgar's father like?

Oh, he was like, he was always cool to me.

By the time he, like, I was around, he had sobered up.

He was like an alcoholic.

Remember, we talked about it like about two long ago.

But I thought you said that he died underneath a a house and no one knew it for a while.

No, no, no.

He was drunk and sleeping under a house for a couple days and nobody knew it.

Nobody knew where he was.

He wasn't sobered up then?

No, thank God.

If that was him sober, he wasn't drunk.

But like when Edgar was real little, like my grandmother put him in charge and he was like pushing him around to the different bars and he left him outside one of the bars.

And my grandmother drove by and was like, what the fuck, Edgar's outside in a carriage.

Well, my grandmother.

Would Edgar have a recollection of this?

No, I think he was way too little.

Yeah, if he's in a carriage.

But that was the guy who raised it.

That was a guy who raised it.

Hey, remember that time?

Yeah.

Yeah, but

my grandfather, he had sobbered up and he had great stories and was always cool to me.

But yeah, totally different.

Same with my grandmother.

My mother's mother, who Pam is constantly like, oh, she treated me like shit, but

was the nicest person.

Well, because they get older and then they get experience and they learn how to handle whatever demons their fucking parents gave them.

This all goes back to one asshole.

One asshole down the fucking line who just started all this shit into fucking effect.

Well, yeah.

Some fucking

rage issues.

It just all goes back.

It all goes back to the screen.

We all have scars, though.

Yeah.

You got scars, get him?

Do you?

It's a fucking shit.

Do you have scars, you think?

He's like, well, if I knew my father, I might.

Do you have scars?

You don't strike the ass guy that doesn't have scars, though.

I would think, I guess I have scars.

Yeah.

And you think you can trace it back to childhood?

The stories you tell me, you sound like a happy kid.

What are the scars?

Let's get to the real get them.

Let's fucking put aside the bullshit.

Can we peel away that outer layer?

Keel away a little bit.

Let's do it.

We just fucking shared.

So, I mean, what are we looking for here?

What's a big scar that you have, you think?

They thought he was pregnant.

It's a C-section scar.

They're like, oh, shit, we fucked up.

He's in here to get this fucking lump taken off his hand.

I don't know, trying to think of one off the top of my head.

I don't see

the little scars he has, Q.

I don't know.

Let's look at him.

How old are you?

38.

38.

And

can we say without malice that you live a somewhat untraditional life?

Meaning.

An alternate lifestyle.

How?

I mean, he's.

Well, he's only recently gotten a study job.

Okay.

He is married, quote unquote, but he's not married.

He has no kids.

He's not really in a relationship.

What are you talking about?

Get him permitted.

It sounds like both of you guys.

Right.

Relationship.

What?

Maybe I'm not in a relationship.

Well, I mean, fine.

Let's look at your relationship.

It's long distance.

You don't want to pay for her to come out here.

Like, shit like that.

Long distance is safe.

Long distance means you don't have to really connect themselves.

No, you have to commit.

Like, face to face.

You want me to cut that line out?

Do you want me to cut that line out?

Oh, yeah.

Long, right?

Yeah.

His gal is making the move.

That's the fucking power.

Get him.

Here?

Yeah.

When?

Soon.

Soon.

You don't look happy about it.

No, he's very happy about it.

Yeah, then please don't.

You are.

She listens.

Please don't.

No, no.

She does listen.

I don't have to repeat him.

He told me.

He's told me repeatedly that he's very happy.

I said I don't see a downside to it.

Oh, that's good.

Well, that's what I want for you.

So he's a bit more

traditional.

Okay.

In a hurry.

Is she moving in with you?

No.

I mean, he would have to get rid of fucking, you know, old newspapers and fucking empty high C bottles.

I think that's a, I think baby steps.

I'm so happy for him right now.

I am legitimately very happy for you.

But like things are starting to turn where it was like very untraditional, that alternative lifestyle that Brian mentioned.

Daddy Wolf came in.

Yeah, fucking big daddy over here.

Daddy Wolf.

Has fucking took the wheel by force.

By force I had to take it and turn it back onto a highway instead of some backass trail that some serious like

that

don't go towards the van Joe get him no

I want to say I feel Waltz not that he's put me on a train track like in a car in a bad way but he's put me on he's put me on like a train track in one of those trucks that can go on a train track and it's a very shit everyone knows what you're talking about

let me fucking explain in detail my analysis why do you think that your father didn't do that for you like why did your father allow you to become a guy?

I'm going to make him say it.

I'm going to get to that scar.

Don't dare tell me you don't have a scar.

I know they're there.

That you're the dude with the fucking LED light on your hat and you're popping a lock-in when fucking directing traffic at a fucking part-time job shoveling horseshit.

Like, there's a reason you could get it.

It was a full-time job.

It wasn't full-time job.

They fired you six months.

It was a seasonal job.

Coveting stolen phones.

Right.

It was a seasonal job.

And while, yeah, and it was full-time when it wasn't seasonal.

Right.

Okay, so that's not a full-time job.

That's not a full-time job.

All right, so a seasonal job.

I'm with you on that.

Don't worry about it.

But like,

you were that guy stealing websites.

Like, your father

walking around the office.

I learned that from my father.

Yes.

Trunk story time.

Trunk story time.

You were a fucking mess before.

You were a mess.

But your father let you become that mess.

Why did he let you become that mess?

I don't think you knew.

Taking pictures of women with me.

I don't think he had any idea

what Giddam's life was like outside of

just seeing him as

the few times we would see him as an adult.

He was too busy.

I think we got more of a real picture of Giddam than his family did.

So you're just saying his father was

so disinterested in him that he never bothered to do that.

He's just saying he was an adult.

And his father has his own life.

And he developed into that adult.

That's what I'm saying.

That started somewhere, and it was never put on the track.

He tried.

Do you know that for a fact or you're just saying that?

No, I think he tried.

I think he he put him through school.

He didn't finish school.

He floundered after not

finishing college.

And he gave him a place to live.

He gave him a job.

He did buy the farm when my mom kicked me out.

Okay.

A barn's good for you.

It's like Chevy Chase.

He's like, you know, pool or punch.

Yeah, but that's basic.

Sometimes it takes two fathers, and this takes three.

I'm not knocking your dad at all.

Please don't read it that way.

I'm not.

But it's just like, so what you're saying is like he gave you

basic, the most basic of parenting.

Like, where was the wing that he put you on there?

His dad's life lesson was like, if they're Puerto Ricans, shoot them.

That was actually being on the club.

Where was the wall?

Flanagan-like interests growing up.

I would say

my grandfather was

he would literally go down to bars in Nork and pick fights.

Your grandfather.

Yeah.

Okay.

And pick fights with people and come home.

My father would tell me, you know, he goes,

my father would come home and my mom would sit there and just patch up all his bruises and everything.

And so I guess, I don't want to say he's standoffish, but we never really had the

maybe like

a fear of intimacy between children and parents.

Of course, yeah.

Yeah.

God damn it.

I had something I was just going to say and you made me forget it now.

Fuck.

I mean, I mean, you know.

The intimacy word really fucking scared me for a second.

I thought you were going to want to ask me to kiss you or something.

You taught them how to be intimate.

But you know what?

This is what I'm going to tell you.

And we weren't afraid to say we love each other, that kind of stuff.

I'm not saying your father was a bad man.

I'm not saying Edgar was a bad father.

I said, I think my father was a good father.

I just think these people are humans with limitations.

Well, they definitely had a style.

Yeah.

But we're working on this gallon and Addie a night, too.

We are working on it.

Like, I think that, like, we're going to.

You You know what?

I just thought of a scar, but it's going to ruin one of my future one, true, threes.

That's okay.

This is maybe more important than what we're going to do.

That was the night my mom tried to kill me.

Because I couldn't possibly think of another one.

The night my mom tried to kill me.

So, like, you have any scars?

He's like, I don't know.

I mean, none really come to mind.

It took you a half an hour to when we ask you what your scars are, and you have one where you're

speechless.

It just pops into my head.

You brought up your grandfather's boss fights first.

Oh, yeah, then there was this other thing.

I totally, it slipped my mind.

My mother tried to murder me.

Yeah.

How?

Tried smothering me with a pillow.

How old are you?

Yeah.

That was statistical.

This was last week.

Without I would understand.

I'm assuming.

Paint the picture.

I don't remember.

I don't remember how old I was.

Roughly.

So you're a young kid.

Yeah, definitely a young kid.

Yeah.

So six, seven, maybe.

Oh, my God.

That's not that young.

What's third grade?

Like, she got to know you by then.

That's third grade grade years.

That's like eight or nine.

So it was before that.

So I'd say like first, second grade, maybe.

Oh, my God, get him.

So it's not like it was like a newborn where it's like this is just like some blob of flesh.

It's like she knew you.

She knew your personality.

I'm pretty sure it was post-divorce.

Did she blame you for that?

What?

Divorce?

No, it was because she realized she was a lesbian.

Post-divorce.

She's acknowledged

she's of an alternative.

Yeah.

I think the girlfriend was staying there a lot.

And so what?

So So out of the blue, did you?

She didn't want to be exposed.

She's a witness.

Did she

do it because you were,

did she, did you know she was mad at you?

I think I was.

Knowing me, knowing me and how I was back then, I probably did something to piss her off at school.

Well, you have ADD, so you were probably like all over the place.

She's like, fucking what a handful of people.

But you realize no matter what you did,

you're not in the wrong.

Oh, no, no, that's, yeah.

Like, she's she had her reasons.

I wouldn't put it past myself to, you know, cause somebody to want to, you know, no, but that's something you watched every day.

Wow.

So, how did that, how did it turn out?

Well, I was, I was one of those kids who, like, when I would go to sleep, it would take me like a good hour to fall asleep.

Yeah.

Just rolling around, rolling around, rolling around.

And she came into the room and she put the pillow over my face.

She thought you were sleeping?

I don't know if she.

Yeah, because what I would do is I would just.

She's like, I'll put you to sleep, motherfucker.

I would try there.

I would sit there and try to lay still, and hopefully that would make me go to sleep.

And it just didn't work.

But she came into the room, she put a pillow over my face.

I remember turning my head to the side

so I could still technically breathe.

So I was still breathing.

Was it hard?

Like, was she pushing down hard?

I want to say I don't remember.

And then the girlfriend eventually came in and

pulled her off me.

How long is it eventually?

Did you say anything about this?

What do you mean?

Like the next day or after the afternoon?

I know her girlfriend used to always try to remind me that, you know, I saved your life type deal.

Oh, she would use it again.

Holy shit.

But what was the fallout from this?

Nothing, really.

So the next night you just went to sleep there again.

Yeah.

You would be like, no, it's not going to happen again.

I mean, you wouldn't.

Actually, no, no, I would.

No, because I remember I would always remember to try to practice to turn my head to the side.

Oh, my God.

Get him.

I want to hug him right now.

Wait, so did you ever bring it up to Emma?

I would always practice to try to sleep on my head on the side.

You never know when your mother's going to come up with a pillow and be like, hey, your life's over.

I would always practice to try to fall asleep on my head.

No, no, no.

It was kind of like my.

I'm going to go home and apologize to Edgar.

You've never discussed this with your mother.

You've never discussed this with your father?

I'm not sure.

It just went unmentioned.

This is fucking nuts.

I bet you this happens a lot, though, and we're in the real world.

Yeah, but not to my friends.

This is the first one of my friends that I've ever heard this happen to.

Like I said, I never took it really as a serious because I was able to breathe.

Her lack of breath.

So you think it was not her like a genuine effort to end your life?

She was just like, here's what's gonna happen.

This is like sort of a fucking warning shot if you don't shut the fuck up and go to sleep.

You better practice sleeping on your side, bitch.

What's your relationship with her now?

I haven't talked to her in years.

Good.

But we would we would go through cycles of that.

We've been going through cycles of that for a long time.

Who will reach out eventually?

Usually something like, you know, she'll something she'll have like a health scare and then, you know, la no, last time we had a big phone out was uh my my I was with the ex, so she kind of like pushed me to let us get together and have dinner or lunch or something.

She's matchmaking?

No, she so just to kind of mend the fences.

But

tell him, Steve, Dave.

Wait, what?

This has been going on for a long time.

How are you going to top that?

I'm fucking depressed right now.

We don't have a game to play.

Have you been carrying this around your whole life and you've written it off like it's nothing?

Yeah.

Here's what you got to do.

That's what you got to do.

You carry it around and make it your albatross and your cross to bear, and you make it like you use it as an excuse.

That's how you fucking wallow in misery.

You're doing the right thing.

Yeah, maybe you're right.

I mean, I know she, well, she got to do it.

Just ignore it.

It'll go away.

She tried killing herself.

She got put into a, what do you call it, into the

psychiatric hospital for that Christmas?

You know, I know she's not all there up there.

So, you know,

who who knows under what mental conditions she did it under.

It might not have been, you know, under a right mind or a sane mind.

Could have been, though.

Yeah.

Could have been sane minds.

Right mind.

Wow.

What the fuck?

See, what you, a little digging?

Yeah, that didn't even take that much digging.

A little bit.

He had no scars before he mentioned that.

Yeah, now it's like, hey,

I'm going to go and think about it.

Remember the sheen bitches complain about it?

Well, what is the listeners at home?

Did the hearts just warm this

polarized?

No, because they all feel like doing the same thing.

You didn't win over anybody right now with that?

Maybe a couple people.

I see some Giddem boosters out there, more and more.

Yeah.

He's misunderstood.

Nobody that I interact with, and I talk to aunts all the time, just like him.

Yeah.

Well, do you want me to read an email?

Because

did you get one?

Yeah, I get emails all the time.

Oh, man.

But you know what?

I feel like maybe.

Well, we'll let it slide this week when we'll read the hate mail about Gidem.

I feel like Giddam.

Like, maybe if,

like, back in the day, Blue Apron existed,

you guys could have cooked together, right?

No,

my father always had a pretty much a homemade meal almost every night.

He's trying to make his dad look real good right now.

That's a true.

Fuck yeah, man.

He didn't try to kill him.

Yeah, but that shouldn't be the bar.

Gave him a job, gave him a home.

Never tried tried to kill him.

No, I'm with you.

His dad's a superhero.

I just don't think that should be the bar.

I'll focus on the household stuff here.

Cooking together builds strong family bonds.

Research shows that blue apron families cook nearly three times more often.

See, I don't know, though.

Like, you cook with your mom suddenly, you know, you're on fire or something.

You just hit me with the spoon.

Yeah, oh, I got the shoe.

My mother's weapon of choice was the wooden spoon.

The one with the hole in it?

You had the spoon, too.

No, it was just like a solid wooden spoon.

No, you get the one with the hole in it because that way it cut down on the air resistance and always left a nice little welt.

Yeah, she just grabbed what was close, not thinking about aerodynamics.

I was putting a lot of antifreeze in the fucking stew.

Slow poisoning.

Little kid from

Sixth Cents.

Quit spending a lot of money at restaurants or high-end grocery stores because under $10 a person, you can get a delicious meal.

There's a whole bunch of delicious meals coming up.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Thought starters, not all ingredients are created equal.

My personal experience.

Okay, here's the shit.

It's affordable.

There's a huge variety.

It's flexible.

Customize your recipes.

It's easy.

And it is guaranteed that every ingredient in your delivery arrives ready to cook or they'll make it right.

So go to tellemstevedave.com.

Wait, no, wait.

Sorry.

Blueapron.com/slash T-E-S-D.

You get three meals free.

You will love how good it feels.

Get them.

And tastes to create incredible.

You might want to do this now that your lady's moving, uh, moving to Jersey.

Yeah, you're gonna want to cook at home, right?

I usually cook, I don't usually cook with Blue Apron, but I might uh well, you can get three free meals.

Why won't you sign up?

Use our code, man.

Blueapron.com/slash T-E-S-D.

It is a better way to cook.

They really like undermine the way everyone else cooks by saying.

I tell you what, I use Blue Apron.

It's fucking awesome.

Yeah, I know.

You talk about it a bit.

Yeah.

All right, so that's Blue Apron.

You know me, bro.

When I'm happy, I talk a lot.

Yeah, I love it, man.

I mean, I've experienced the complete polariz

of Q.

Like, angry, bitter, just seething.

And then, you know,

happy Q, yeah.

Oh, boy.

There were some rough, rough patches.

Some rough patches in there with this guy.

Well, you think I'm angry.

Holy Christ, oh my god.

Yeah, that was rough.

But I still love him, man.

He was still awesome.

I saw it.

I mean, I understood.

He was young, you know.

Yeah.

Heartbroken.

Do we have any more ants?

We got Luke Crate.

Why?

You want to do Luke Crate too?

Two in a row?

You're going to blow it out, man.

We got to take a blow?

All right, let's see.

Luke Crate, I mean, everybody here knows what Luke Crate is, right?

They're all geeks and shit.

Luke Crate's pretty good to us, man.

They're a perennial advertiser.

They are, especially after I was like,

Luke Crate.

They gave us a second chance.

I thank you for that, Luke Crate.

You'll be the NWA of your friends.

You You get 100% exclusive crates at lootcrate.com.

I see a lot of shirts, loot crate shirts at constant.

You're wearing one right now.

I'm wearing one right now.

Yeah, the Dolly cat one.

March's crate is wild, as we learned last week.

It's nice, right, get them?

Like you get a nice surprise box in the mail.

Oh, yeah.

You're like, ooh, what's in here?

Yeah, and see, I guess Waltifi can grab anything from it.

He just says no.

Yeah, but still, vicariously, it's nice to live through Walt's loot crate.

Be like, it'd be cool to have that.

But no, I think he will usually.

It's okay.

Maybe I didn't give you that Futurama piece of shit that was in there, but I did give you a job.

Or even.

Yeah, and you could have asked me for my Futurama thing, so I think I threw it away.

I could give you two.

Did you?

There wasn't enough?

It wasn't enough.

How many ships did you get at those Futurama ships?

Just the one, yeah.

Just the one.

Well, we got.

We brought a second one here.

Yeah, that ended up on the shelf.

The shelf.

So Kevin Smith pockets that.

But

the other one's safely at home sitting in my kitchen counter.

Get him, if you go to lukecreate.com slash T-E-S-D, you're going to save 10% off.

Surely you can afford that.

I mean, even with your woman moving the jersey, you must have enough.

Listeners, get ready for when his lady does come.

We're not going to have

24-hour access to get him.

There's going to be a lot less to get him when his lady's around, probably.

You think?

Yeah, so enjoy him now while you can.

You never know what you had till it's gone.

Yeah, before she gets her apron strings around his fucking necklace and tries to choke him out like his mom.

Now, get him.

Are you going to have

a no Giddam's girl rule on the show?

Meaning she's not allowed to appear on the show.

We're not allowed to talk about your personal life on the show?

I would have to run everything.

What do you mean?

We told everybody that he got a cis from finger in her.

How much more personal can it get?

What are you talking about?

Yeah, but everybody knows that's not true.

He thought it was.

He told everybody at the table it was.

If we weren't stupid enough to believe it, that would have been what we walked out of here thinking he had it from.

You know what?

He wanted us to believe that was why he had a cyst on his hand.

I want her to move here.

I want to move on the question.

I want her to move here and slowly his cyst goes down, but then she starts developing one because she's diddling his asshole all the time.

Oh, I thought it was because she didn't need him anymore, she just had enough of them and she was here.

Not tonight, I got a headache.

Yeah, I mean, I definitely think we got a like after she's here a while, we bring them both on.

Well, we maybe we could do a special game, like you know, with the significant others,

and we could do with Giddam and his gal,

me and whoever.

I'm

talking all the time.

Wow, All right.

Get him.

So do we got a game?

Do you really?

I really do.

I don't want it to end.

I feel like we're going to, you know, it's

been a long episode.

Hour and 11 minutes.

That's it?

It's only an hour and 11 minutes.

We used to go fucking two hours, man.

Yes.

When did you guys turn into it?

We can't end it on such a downward time.

Don't give them all

everything in all in one episode.

Make them come back.

You can give them everything you feel.

Because this game is another hour.

You think?

I don't know.

It's only six verses.

Yeah.

I leave it up to you.

I'm willing to.

You got the time?

No, but I'll do it.

You don't have the time.

You got to get out of here.

It depends.

You want those pages I owe you tonight or not?

It's up to you.

No, no.

You know what they?

I'm going to blow through what you gave me that quickly?

I don't know.

Yeah.

Yeah.

If you have the time, you can.

Let's kick it old school.

We used to do an hour and a half, two hours.

All right.

What I was going to do, though, is

we set up a listener to call in?

Sure.

All right, so we're going to play.

We're going to bring it to

the energy back up after Giddam's revelation.

I was pretty energized by that, though.

Actually, it made me hard a little bit.

I chucked up.

Remember that boner I said that I was like

early on in the episode?

If I'm with a girl, is there any way you can just

put my cell phone next to my ear and you can tell me that story so I can get rock hard?

Oh, at least you don't want to.

I thought you wanted to actually smother me with the phone.

Do you think

anybody ever jerked off to that deliverance scene?

Like, is there a freak out?

Yes.

There's so many fucking sickos out there, yes.

Yeah, like, just when you think like judgmental.

Yeah.

Sickos.

But, like, if you ever think, like, wow, I'm sort of depraved, like, you look at you think of somebody who does that kind of shit.

There's tons of more depraved stuff.

And there's got it, there has to be people who've actually reenacted it.

Like, they've gone into the woods like camping.

Well, considering that my bottle dumps.

That's my bottle dump.

We're going to play

two live crew or one middle-aged Jew.

We introduced this game last year.

I've gotten a lot of emails requesting it again for us to play it again, but it took Jeff a bit of, you know, took him a while to come up with some new rhymes.

He's an auteur.

Do you think he carries a notebook like Eminem?

Like, he just thinks of rhymes and shit and writes that down?

He does it in his phone.

He's crazy.

What I think he does is he goes into Target and he just looks at something and

then he just goes, okay, I'll make a rhyme about that.

He He stares dead-eyed at something.

I'd like to thank Benjamin Willian because he supplied me with

the Two Life Crew versions of

the verses we're going to hear.

But we didn't use Two Life Crew this time.

We used somebody called

Lil Wayne.

Lil Wayne?

Lil Wayne.

Apparently Lil Wayne is filthy.

All right.

And again,

I'm kind of upset.

Not upset, but I'm anthropic.

He's such a grandpa.

He's never heard a little lane.

No, but I mean, I didn't know you were remembering Stacy.

Oh, that's right.

This is harsh.

I told Jeff, go pull out, man.

And now

Stacy won't be there.

You can go for it, man.

I don't know.

It seems like it's almost like on cue if we're going to get really.

It is on cue.

It hangs out with me so much.

I don't think you're about to say anything that doesn't.

Are you sure?

Look, let me tell you something.

Somebody reminded me the other day on Twitter, we are exactly one year away from the verbal contract on this show that if you are not married

next March, you and I.

That's right.

This is what you got to bring home the mom and dad.

So

you better get on it, girl.

Otherwise, I'm going to soil you.

Anybody here?

Boom, it's a roast.

Anybody here listen to Lil Wayne?

You know what?

Do you have an unfair advantage?

I've seen him.

No, I do not have an unfair advantage.

Okay, get him.

I've seen him on TMZ.

That's about it.

Okay.

So how should we do this?

Get him.

We're going to have a listener call in and play, but

what percentage of the questions does he have to get right for him to win?

We're going to give away Q.

Vinyl Cast 2 roasters.

Vinal Cast signed by as many of the roasters as we can get.

None of the famous ones, so don't even think about it.

Chiefly La Dondo, though.

But you know, like Justin or Doug or any of those guys.

I might not be able to get Chris because I don't know when he's going to be on the stage.

I should do it.

He shows up here.

He's only here six out of seven days a a week.

I'm a vegan.

I'm going to the vegan pizza place.

He's not going to be able to do it.

Did you hear what Trump did?

Are there any marches going on?

Ooh, I'm so mad.

If he's down here this weekend, we'll get him.

If not, you might.

Remove that tweet immediately.

Yeah, you're blocked.

A lot of hate for Chris.

I don't get it.

He's such a nice guy.

He's a wonderful guy.

Yeah.

Do you follow him on Twitter?

No, I don't.

Do you listen to this fucking shit all day long?

I don't follow him either, though.

Yes, I do.

He has his finger on the pulse of society.

He has his finger on the pulse of whatever the fuck he reads, and then he's like, no, I'm mad about this.

But that's how the society is right now.

Not me.

I haven't been looking at the news at all.

Dude.

Dude, Trump could have been fucking assassinated already.

I'd never know.

Actually, Snoop Dogg did do that.

I've been looking at a straight-up month since I've deleted all news apps, and I don't look at the news.

I took my cue from you.

I feel like I'm a reborn person.

The happiest you've ever been.

Dude, I stress about nothing.

I don't know.

So, ignorance is bliss.

Ignorance is.

He texts me how how happy he is.

Yeah.

I got a text today about how happy he is.

Really?

And I don't know if he's rubbing it in or he's just telling me he's a friend.

No, I'm telling you.

Yeah.

Anything that you

just in general happy?

I'm ignoring.

His mom didn't try to smother him.

She was happy now.

That was enough.

No, I just, I'm telling you, I'm ignoring.

I've tuned out the world, other people's opinions, other people's concerns, other people's fears.

That's the way to do it.

So that's why they've been ignoring me.

Yeah, like, I am in my own world right now.

And I'm going to tell tell you,

jump on in.

Q's World.

Water is fine.

People can only view Q's World from the outside.

No, I'm telling you.

Not many people get to live in Q's World.

You know why?

Because people in the real world

do not talk like they talk online.

So even if I do discuss politics and stuff like that, it's civilized.

Nobody's like, you're a fucking Nazi.

Yeah,

nobody's trying to ruin anybody's career.

Nobody's trying to fucking hate it on anybody.

Like, the world is such a good place when you make it smaller.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So you're saying detach

from society as much as possible.

Well, keep, keep the, keep the people you love.

Yeah.

Take care of your own.

That's it.

Let everybody else do their own thing.

That's what you want to do.

Cool.

Because I'm not into it.

Like, I'm not going to fucking.

Listen to me.

Other people's concerns are not my concern.

Right.

I'm concerned about my own concerns.

Me and mine.

Gotcha.

You're straightweight, rich man.

That's fine.

You know what?

I hear you.

I hear you.

But you know what?

I treat everybody good.

I'm not mean to anybody.

I do what I'm supposed to.

And that's that.

I can't be part of the solution.

But I sure as hell, Brian, am not going to be part of the problem.

I love this guy.

I love this guy.

Yeah.

That's it.

He knows his limitations.

I know my limitations.

I can't give a shit about whatever the fucking issue of the day is.

I can't.

I can't.

I can't wait to see Ghost in the Shell.

Can't wait to see it.

Oh, I can't wait to see it.

I think you saw it already.

I'm going to.

I don't know if it'll be out here by then, but Train Spotting 2.

I didn't see it yet.

Oh, you didn't see it?

I'm going to Scotland in April.

I'm sure it will be.

I'm sure you want to see it.

I saw Kong.

Did you see Kong School Island?

I did see Kong.

Was that not fucking fun or what?

It was fun.

Yeah.

I mean, there were some parts of it that I'm like, oh.

There were, there were, but it was a fucking fun.

When did it come out?

Friday.

Friday, yeah.

Oh, did it?

Beat Logan this week?

Yeah, Beat Logan.

Oh, I thought it was so much fun.

I just just really can't stand when people are like, we got to save Kong.

Come on, man.

Who's that?

Well, at least they gave a reason for it this time.

Come on.

Where if they don't save him, those monsters get out of the way.

Those monsters will stay in that island and they'll.

Not necessarily, no.

How would they have gotten off?

How would they have gotten off the island?

Because Kong has kept them at bay.

He's also, there's a whole tribe of humans on the island that were like, we can't allow them to fucking be slaughtered by Samuel Jackson in a bad mood.

You know what I mean?

I mean, I kind of.

They had a wall.

Not to keep Kong out.

No, they had the wall.

I don't know if that would have worked against them.

Yeah,

did you think that was some sort of metaphor?

I think it was made.

I think fucking the first line of the movie being like, there's never going to be a more fucked up time in Washington was definitely.

Was definitely.

But it was so much fun, man.

I enjoyed it.

I thought Kong looked good.

And, you know,

if you were to give me a choice between a next Star Wars movie or a Kong movie, I've only seen one.

I would pick Kong every time.

That's because at the end, it was all Godzilla to me.

How about those teasers, huh?

Fucking great.

I mean, how about Kong had weapons this time?

Like, they gave

a fucking weapon.

We might not get to Two Live Jew today.

Well, I got a lady.

But

I maintain

that Kong should be the most intelligent being on the face of the planet because his brain has to be the size of a subway car.

Yeah, but it's really

disproportionate, though.

Oh, is that what you said?

Yeah.

What is it?

Ratio.

Why?

Because

it's proportionate to his body.

It's not just the size of the brain.

So the size of a brain doesn't matter?

Size doesn't matter when it comes to brains, only when it comes to the fucking

body size.

Really?

Yeah.

Sure.

But I thought T-Rex has had the brain the size of a marble.

Well, that's the opposite.

Stacy, big brain over big chunk.

What do you go for?

I know you're a lady.

Are you kidding me?

I just want the answer to that question.

That's really really true.

Yeah, so it's proportional.

You don't think that Kong was smarter than your average monkey?

Oh, I think he was.

You don't think Kong was smarter than

a simpleton

of a human being?

Get him?

No, he's not a simpleton.

I'm kidding.

I'm kidding, buddy.

Don't say that about him.

I know.

I take it back immediately.

Just got personal.

My apologies, get him.

But let's say, you know, let's say somebody like the guy, like the banjo plucking boy on the porch of

the guy I called Inbred, and everyone's like, how do you know?

You know, I think he's still a

smartphone.

He's driven by instincts more than he play a banjo?

He did not play banjo.

You're right.

So Kong is no better than that.

I think a lot of his.

He was sued by music.

He was sued by music.

And he keeps falling for blondes, man.

That guy can't fucking.

He has got a type.

He sees a blonde.

Blondes.

That lady was blonde, you thought?

I thought she had brown hair.

Who's the lady?

Who played her?

Brie Larson, right?

I don't know who she is.

I thought for sure that they weren't going to go.

She's one that didn't clap for Casey Affleck when she gave him the

abortion.

I saw Manchester by the Sea.

Did you see it?

No, it was good.

Oh, my God.

So good.

It's so awesomely depressing.

Yeah.

Oh, boy.

Yeah, it's crazy.

But I thought they weren't going to go with the cliched like Kong saves the female.

I thought for sure that they may not go that route because it was going to be all action, but of course they couldn't stop themselves.

Well, they're trying to appeal to a broad audience, you know.

Yeah.

Well, she was like, it was a little bit like she's a Vietnam photographer.

This is like

there wasn't.

Why did it need to be set in the 70s, too?

I couldn't figure it out.

Like, what advantages does that have?

How does that feel like?

I think it's part of the larger scheme of the movies.

So Kong is going to be,

when he actually is introduced into the Godzilla world, older and bigger.

He's going to be.

Remember, they said that line?

He's still growing.

He's still a baby.

They said that.

They said he's still growing.

It's going to be 50 years, though.

And it also had a good premise in that satellite photography was just starting to, there's going to be no unmapped portions of the world anymore.

So that's why he said we got to get there before the Russians get there.

I liked it.

I liked that it was a period thing.

I mean, I love a period piece, too.

I love that extra little touches to it, but I wonder why it had to be done, though.

I think it's just because of the scope of the whole movie that they're creating.

Okay.

But how great was John C.

Reilly, man?

Did you not like that character?

Which character was he?

He was the down pilot in the beginning.

Oh, yeah.

He was fun.

He was fun.

Oh, good, man.

And he had a line that made me laugh so hard where you hear the chirping.

And he's like, it sounds like birds, but they're not.

They're fucking ants.

And I was like, oh, something happened to this motherfucker with those ants.

I was like, I want to know what that story is.

That's what I said to Wall.

I said, I want to see the damn ants.

Do you think that that was cut?

No.

I heard rumors they want to do a movie about him and the Japanese pilot on the island.

They said that was a metaphor for what's going to happen when King Kong meets Godzilla, that they're not going to fight.

They're going to become friends and team up against all the other people.

Well, they were originally fighting.

They were were originally fighting, and then they got to, you know, they made up.

When?

Because they were fighting.

When?

When did they make up?

We didn't see when they made up.

What?

Just the other one.

We saw the part where they were fighting on the cliff edge, and that's when they were.

No, you guys are talking about two different things.

Oh, yeah.

I'm talking about the relationship of the pilot and the Japanese pilot.

They became friends.

Yes.

They grew to love each other like brothers.

There's a rumor out there that that's a metaphor for how Kong and Godzilla are going to become friends like that.

I think that that'll happen.

But that would mean they would be fighting it first and

be fighting it first and then bond.

Yes, they'll definitely have to fight a little bit, but they're going to grow to love each other like monster brothers.

Yeah.

But I dig John C.

Rye was good like when he was like that whole I can't tell if I'm talking or if they can it hears me.

This is perfect.

All right, we have somebody on the line

that wants to wince.

I have to imagine somebody is going to steal that tagline.

They're going to grow to love each other like monster brothers.

If that's not on the poster, I'm not going.

No, we are calling, let me see, let me call Cheryl.

Let's see.

And she doesn't, she needs a vinyl cast, too?

Well, we'll ask her.

If she already has one, I'm going to hang up on it.

So what?

By preponderance?

She asked if you're already correct?

Yeah, there's six verses.

Get them.

What would be what's

four?

She's got to get four out of six correct.

And everybody, she could take the

wisdom of the people at the table, like what you guys think, but she'll have to make the final decision on her own.

Yeah.

Okay.

All right, let me call her again.

All right.

Let's see.

I think the joke here, Q, is how painfully obviously sound like the other one.

He put very little effort into it.

Fair enough.

Like I said before, like Cherokee Collection gives me an erection.

He's in Target.

What the hell's going on?

Uh-oh.

We not pay the long distance bill.

I don't know.

Did somebody call and

try, let's see.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, she's probably trying to call me.

Okay, let's see.

All right, here we go.

Cheryl?

Yes.

Hey, it's Brian from Tell'em Steve Dave.

I've got

Gidem here.

I've got Walt here, and I've got Q here.

I wanted to go in ascending order of excitement.

She hasn't hung up yet.

That's a good sign.

We're going to play

two live crew or one middle-aged Jew.

Are you familiar with this game?

I am, and I love it.

All right.

Do you like rap?

Some.

Good answer.

Are you a ringer?

Are you a huge Lil Wayne fan?

I am not.

Okay.

He has lots of chains and gold teeth and tons of tattoos and stuff.

And also, again, though, I'm a little upset that we have a female on the line because this game gets filthy.

Yes.

Have you ever heard anything filthy before?

Because this may come as a shock to you.

It takes a lot to offend me.

I've never been offended by anything any of you have said on the podcast, and I've listened to every episode, including the bonus pod.

So wait a second.

So I'm still.

I'm just to give you a gauge.

I'm still Teflon in your eyes.

That's right.

Good enough for me.

But this is, we're talking, I told Jeff to up the filth.

I told him to bring, I told him to bring stuff that's illegal in a lot of states.

Yeah.

Yeah.

The more terrible it is, the better it is.

Some of these rhymes could be about the Target Cafe.

All right, so Gidum says that there's seven, right?

There's seven.

There's six.

Well, we could play it this way.

We could do, you have to guess which title of the song was

Jeff's.

And if you get that right, maybe they can get a point.

They can get like they need to get that would make us give 12 opportunities then.

No, no, that would give nine opportunities.

Forgive us.

We didn't figure this out prior to calling you.

So, yeah,

I'm going to, I'll figure it out as we go along.

If you've answered correctly,

if you answer it up correctly, we'll make sure you get it.

You don't have a vinyl cast, too?

I do already have one.

I mean, one signed by all three of you

is priceless.

Okay.

Well, this would be signed by more than three of us.

So maybe you can, if you have that,

oh, so yours isn't signed.

Oh, so you could sell that, and then you're going to get one signed by a bunch of people, including Ghost Pussy, if he comes down for a vegan pizza.

Mine's signed by Q, and that's it.

Just Q?

Oh, yeah, you were out at an IJ show and got it signed?

Yes.

Oh,

there you go.

Thank you.

Thank you for that.

He's from Man of the People.

Everyone's like, ah, he's a jerk-off.

He doesn't come out.

Who says that?

Who says I'm a jerk-off?

I I hear a lot of people saying it.

At home.

I got enough mail here that proves.

I'm fucking his mailbox.

Oh, yeah.

So I know that he's not a fucking jerk.

Would you like to make a request for people to stop sending shit?

Oh, no.

Come on.

Or would you like to make a request to start sending more stuff to me?

Well, I got a lot of birthday gifts.

Thank you for everybody who sent them in.

I appreciate it.

But if you're feeling like you've got to send Q something, then it won't hurt to send the mailboy something, too, the guy who's handling all his mail.

Yeah.

Walt Flanagan.

Yeah.

What about the mailboy's assistant?

Do you send anything to you?

Well, anything I don't want, I give to my son.

I pass it down.

Some steel cookies.

All right.

Well, let's get into this, man.

This is fucking the longest episode ever.

So the first two songs up for debate, Cheryl, are

Type Away

or Certifiable.

Type Away or Certifiable.

Now, you can ask one of the guys at the table what they think, or you can go out on your own and pick which one is the Sunday Jeff song.

Okay, do I hear the lyrics first?

No, you got this is

so she so

wait a second.

So she has to guess just at the title just based off the title.

Then she'll hear the lyrics, and then she could change.

No, that's also this is again a certain point plateau.

Okay, Cheryl.

So basically, you're looking at a 50-50

chance right now that you may guess the right one.

And then this is worth one point.

Okay.

If you get this right and you pick the right verse, that's a three-point answer.

You got got to try to get 12 points out of this.

If you can get 12 points out of your page,

it's fucking 97 pens that he.

So you can ask somebody at the table, or you could go out on your own, type away, and don't be looking on your phone now.

Yeah, you got to be honest about this, please.

Type away.

If you hesitate, we're going to hang up on you.

Or certifiable.

Which one is the Sunday Jeff title?

I'm going to go with certifiable.

That's the Sunday Jeff Jeff one?

Yeah.

Okay.

We're going to hear now certifiable.

I'm shocked.

She wouldn't even ask anybody at the table.

I know you didn't even ask.

I feel like certifiable is like when an album goes certified gold or certified.

I would have thought that was.

Or Lil Wayne's so crazy, he's like, I'm certifiable.

All right.

That's what you would have thought Q.

What would you have went with?

I would have went with Lil Wayne.

I would have gone with Sunday Jeff being type A and Lil Wayne being certifiable for the reason, like, I'm so crazy, I'm certified.

Right.

All right.

Is it type away?

Are you on the microphone?

Yeah, I'm on the microphone.

Type away or type away.

Type away or type A?

It's

type away.

Oh, type away.

Type away.

I feel like that's not something rappers talk about.

It's typing.

What do you think?

I can think type away would be Lil Wayne and certifiable would be Sunday Jeff because certificate of.

Can you mark down what everybody weighed in here just so we can see who really knows?

Brutal.

So Gidam thinks it's certifiable is Jeff.

Brian thinks type away is Jeff, and Q thinks certifiable is Jeff.

And

no, Q thinks the certifiable is Lil Wayne as Jeff.

And Megan thinks it's, what do you think it is?

I said certifiable.

Certifiable.

It's Jeff.

It's Jeff.

All right, here we go.

Well, let's hear it.

Listen to certifiable, and then we'll listen to type away.

Here we go.

Ready, Giddam?

Yeah.

Should be.

Senorita, shaking dead ass.

To the beat, make me go El Loco.

Baby, lift up that skirt, let me munch on that pink taco.

Gets me stupid crazy, and all I want to do is fucking fucking fuck.

About to pop, here comes my curly face.

Nya, nya, nya!

Cause I be gaga for gam gams, and cuckoo for hair clear clams.

So wait, so that's certifiable?

That was certifiable.

Okay, well.

Is Lil Wayne known to make any free stooges references?

Because

Jeff is.

Kill, you're still going to stick with.

I'm still going to stick with Lil Wayne as

the certifiable?

Certifiable, yeah.

Okay.

Well, wait, do we have to ask?

Well, no, she's got to hear it.

Oh, she's got to hear the.

She's got to hear it before she could change.

She could change her answer.

Okay.

But here, let's listen to type of way.

Enough with the small talk.

My girl's pussy is a water park.

Every little thing I do turn her on.

That's auto-start.

I kiss every single body part.

Her body is a work of art.

Don't run from this dick, girl.

I don't like the chase.

I'll wax that ass while she makes that Mr.

Miyagi face.

Okay, that was type away.

What's a Mr.

Miyagi face?

You never seen the karate kid?

Yeah, I have.

But what's a Mr.

Miyagi?

She puts that face on like when he's like...

Like all Zen and shit?

Okay.

She's got her eyes closed tight because it's so good.

Okay.

Wait, wait, what?

Now, which song, after hearing both of them,

which one was Sunday Jeff's?

Do you want to change your answer from certifiable?

What?

I'm going to stick with certifiable.

Q, you're going to stick with it?

I'm going to stick with certifiable.

Certifiable?

No, you were with Type Away.

I mean, I'm going to stick with Type Away.

Whatever the first one was, that was Sunday Jeff's.

whatever the fuck that was so brie is changing to certifiable yes and get him you i think i'm staying with certifiable

okay and and uh cheryl said certifiable yes all right let's all

you're ready for the big reveal

and the correct answer well the sunday jeff answer was

certifiable

three-point answer cheryl So you got three points.

Three and then the one for the answer.

No, that's it.

That's combined.

She got all both parts of the topic.

Okay, so both are together three.

Okay, gotcha.

So Sunday Jeff sang certifiable.

Yeah.

Okay.

That was his rhyme.

That was his

beat.

That was his jam.

All right.

That was his rhyme.

That was his

what else do you call them?

Verses?

Yeah, that's fine.

Okay.

All right.

The next round.

This episode isn't long enough.

Round two.

Greatest of all time

or wowza.

Oh, this is a tough one, Cheryl.

You can ask somebody at the table if you want.

What was the second one?

Wowza.

Greatest of all time or wowza?

All right, Brian, what do you think?

I think that

rappers like to pat themselves on the back quite a bit.

They're big into

their ego.

So I'm going to say greatest of all time is Lil Wayne.

Sunday Jeff, you know, his self-esteem is at rock bottom.

So I'm going to go with Wowza.

And it just sounds like something that you might hear in a 70s show that maybe he was watching and he picked up.

Happy Days.

So Sunday.

Happy Days.

Like Wowza.

Okay, so Brian Johnson is weighing in that Wowza is Sunday Jeff.

BQ?

I'm going to say Wowza as well.

BQ is saying that Wowza is Sunday Jeff as well.

Get him?

That's what I'm saying, because it sounds like happy days.

All right.

What is.

But most importantly, what does Megan think?

Cheryl.

Cheryl.

Cheryl.

Cheryl, do you know what Megan thinks?

Megan is actually my daughter who's sitting right next to me.

Oh, my God.

She can't hear this, can she?

How old is she?

No, no, no, no.

She can't hear this.

She's 22.

Oh, okay.

Still, I still wouldn't let her hear this.

Yeah, Sunday Jeff is very raw.

She may not be ready for the rhymes he's dropping.

I'm going to go with the majority and say Wowza is Sunday Jeff off though.

Okay.

All right.

hear let's hear Wauza first.

Lay on the bed.

Open that twat.

Ah, French, kiss that pussy.

Sit on my face before I eat that pussy.

I say my grace.

Pussy monster in her closet.

Full of surprises.

I give full body massages.

I hope that pussy's warmer than Luke and sweetest Godaver.

Suck this dick and swallow that nut and call it penis colada.

Lift up that mini skirt.

That's my dinner dessert.

I hope he wrote that.

I just hope he wrote that.

That was.

It mentioned Luke.

That was Wowzer.

And now

here's greatest of all time, Cheryl.

It's finally down to just two.

Tommy B and you know who.

About between Mr.

Five Rings bursts a man with a magic ding-a-ling.

Another record falls as you drop back to pass, while this legend's chin is buried deep in some hoe's ass

my dick and bronze is certain saggy balls your image be hurting

i make bitches come so hard i need a rowboat now step back and recognize the real motherfucking goat

goat

so cheryl

on your own now do you want to change your answer or do you want to stay with is that phone dying not your phone

call waiting shit what would you like to stick with your answer that Wowza is Sunday, Jeff, or would you like to change it to greatest of all time?

I'm going to stick with my answer because I really want that one to be Sunday, Jeff.

Okay.

You guys want to you guys?

I'm going to stick.

I'm going to stick with it.

I'm going to let it ride.

Brian?

You know what the song was about, right?

It sounded like pussy and ass.

Five rings?

Yeah, the second one, yeah, I thought was Sunday Jeff.

Was that Wowza?

Whatever the second one was, that was Sunday Jeff.

I think that was

the greatest of all time.

You're switching to ghost.

I'm going to switch.

Wow.

Get him.

You switching?

I'm staying.

You're staying.

Yeah.

The real answer was Sunday Jeff's song was greatest of all time.

Whoa.

He wrote about Tom Brady.

Very, very relevant, I thought.

Yeah, he's got his finger on the pulse, Sunday Jeff.

Lil Wayne, he's Lil Wayne's ghost trainer.

Wow.

Lil Wayne featuring Sunday Jeff.

So you get no points for for that, Cheryl.

All right, you lost.

You're fucking away.

Oh, there's a way she can win now?

There's no way she can win now, I don't think.

What?

I don't think she gets one wrong.

There's a possibility of winning.

That's weird.

All right, we'll see what happens here.

The last one.

I just can't wait.

I didn't think that anybody got it wrong.

I just can't wait to get this in the hands of Vicki Pezzos so she can make another ref.

All right,

the last round, round three,

is

this is the last round.

Okay.

Is the last round.

Hot revolver or D's

D's knee?

D's knee.

D's knee.

Oh, like Disney?

I don't know.

It says D's knee.

Probably two E's and a Z.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What do you think?

Would you like to ask anybody at the table, Cheryl?

Yeah, I'll ask you.

Me,

even though I got 100% of them right.

No, you're on a practical job.

You're stopping.

You didn't get it right.

You went with Wowza.

Yeah, wasn't I right?

You were wrong.

Then you switched to go.

No, but he switched to the right ones.

He switched to the right ones.

And so in the end, he's right.

So in the end, I'm right.

Yeah, but not 100% right.

Okay, Doug.

This is why I'm punching holes in people's windows.

BQ, you need some help.

I think that Disney is Sunday's yes way of saying Disney.

And Hot Revolver is the Lil Wayne song.

Yeah.

Because they like guns rappers.

Yeah.

So does Jeff's.

Does he?

Yeah.

He buys gun magazines.

He hasn't got a gun.

I thought you meant like dudes' guns and shit.

He collects.

Does he have a gun license?

No.

So he just likes guns from he just collects the magazines.

Huh.

He's like, this is the last thing on earth I'd collect.

I may as well just get it.

I had to complete full run of soldier.

What do you think, Charles?

I think Q's logic is on point because I do know that he loves Disney, but now you just threw in a monkey wrench by saying he reads gun magazines.

Well,

this is why it's up to you.

Keeping in mind, even if you get it right, 100%, you still won't win.

You know what?

If you get it right, I'm going to waive it.

You're going to win.

You're going to bend the rules in the middle of a game?

Yeah, on the wave.

That's never happened before.

Yeah.

So

this is important.

All right, I'm going to

need an answer.

We've been going for two hours.

I'm going to go with the gun.

The gun song.

Oh, she's going with guns.

So, Sunday Jeff is hot revolver.

What do you think, Bri?

I think Sunday Jeff is Disney or whatever.

Disney.

Disney, yeah.

Get him?

Yeah, I'm going to have to go with that, too.

Okay, well, let's hear Hot Revolver.

Let's hear it.

A lot of people have been waiting for this.

My homie is saying she's cuter than my other bitches, and every time I'm in that pussy, it feels custom-fitted.

I swear I like her more than she thinks I do.

Girl, when I think of you, my dick just starts jumping like a fucking kangaroo.

I suck and fucking finger you, but you want me to cling to you?

And I ain't asking you to change, cause I know I can't jingle you.

I got my ways, and you have your days, and we gave it our best shot, but I just got free.

Wow, Q, you would be an authority on this.

Is there room in the Wu-Tang for one more?

Ah, yeah, there is.

There always is.

He reads the passages so.

So stilted.

Like, there's no meter or rhyme.

It's like it's the first time he's reading the lyrics.

He's taking English as a second language.

I'm guessing he's not getting the meter that he's not getting sent the.

He's just getting sent the lyrics, not the

YouTube version of it, right?

I just sent the lyrics.

Yeah, see, that's where I would think it would be.

Oh, my God.

Stacey, get your hand out of your pants.

This is outrageous behavior.

It's common, though.

Yeah, wow.

It's common.

Cheryl has it.

Cheryl, I'm sure you have your hand in your pants right now, too, right?

With your daughter in the seat.

This is a circle jerk going on in the serve taco right now.

Go to your room.

Sunday, Jeff is talking about clams and guns.

All right, let's hear.

Let's hear D's knee.

And who wants to like, everybody's under the impression it's about Disney.

Except for Cheryl.

No, but like, but you guys all think this song is going to, that the verse is going to be

once you mispronounce it three times.

I'm like, I guess, I don't know.

I made it all just, I don't know.

All right, let's hear it.

And Jove on all fours in the style I call Pluto.

So nasty, stuffing those two gerbils chipping dale up that ass, yo.

Committing bestiality with that simple fuck Koofi.

Maybe hooked on that glass pipe, so no need to roofy.

Sexy rodent can't come without a little pain.

Such a freak, she called in Yui, Dewey, and Louie to pull a train.

The mouse be watching it all from a closet holding his dick, yo.

This club now reserved for only perverts and sickos.

Now.

Want to hear it again?

No need to roofy.

He's prepared to.

Because he has a pipe.

His experience has thus far dictated: like, look, I'm going to need to roofie this girl.

Thankfully, she's on credit.

No, it's not a girl.

It's not a girl.

It's mini mouse.

It's mini mouse.

Oh, it's mini mouse.

Okay, so it's an animal.

Let's hear it again.

Okay.

And Jova on all fours in the style I call Pluto.

So nasty.

Stuffing those two gerbils chipping dale up that ass, yo.

Committing bestiality with that simple fuck goofy.

Minnie hooked on that glass pipe, so no need to roofy.

Sexy roti can't come without a little pain.

Such a freak, she called in Huey, Dewey, and Louie to pull a train.

You must be watching it all from a closet holding this dick, yo.

This club now reserved for only perverts and sickles.

I gotta, I'm surprised you guys were able to tell it was Disney so quick, but I gotta give it up to Sonny Jeff.

I thought you saw the horror in the glass pipeline.

I saw the horror in that Mickey was watching it all from a closet jerking off.

Really?

So you don't see the horror in

the city stuffed up someone's ass?

Or what are supposed to be three children, the ducks, like pulling a train?

Well, children.

From every angle.

What did you say, get them?

Shoving the chip and dale off someone's ass.

Well, they're gerbils.

They're little chipmunks.

What they'll smother.

I know what that feels like.

Your headset aside.

I thought this was the darkest, but yet the most honest, of his raps.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We're giving it away.

She's keeping it real.

Well, here's the other thing.

Like, the first one, it seems like he doesn't understand English the way he reads it.

The second one has an anime and a

very nice float to it.

Because it was his.

He created it.

It was his baby.

I told him, like, this is, I would like to hear this made into a real rap.

But I don't know if Disney would allow it.

You want to listen to rap, yeah.

Well, is it a parody?

Sure, you can say that.

I don't know.

It's a parody.

They can do porn movie parodies of things.

But

they have not done a Disney porn parody, I don't believe.

Cat may be one of the most so terrifying.

They did all the Avengers ones, and they're owned by Disney now.

Yeah, you're right.

They can do that, Kent, one of the most obscure rappers on earth

can

rap about characters in sexual situations.

Oh, man.

Oh, my God.

Okay, Cheryl, what's your name?

He gets injured.

Cease and desist.

Oh, they send it to his job.

He gets served

by a guy in a Mickey outfit.

He's not allowed to rap ever again.

What's this about?

I'm not allowed to rhyme.

Do my dirty rhymes about Disney Carol.

Taya went too far

when I raped Minnie.

No, no.

They didn't need to do it.

He didn't need to rape her.

Dude, she's a drug addict.

She can't.

She can't give him form consent.

She can't give him form consent.

Then she says later, she's so into pain.

She's into it.

She's all right.

It's all right.

That's fine.

No problem.

I'm okay with it.

This is the new me.

No problem.

It all goes back to her childhood scars.

My deliverance.

So after hearing all that,

what's your do you want to change your answer?

Yes, I believe I'll change my answer.

Good choice.

I was kind of hoping you were so dopey that you didn't so we could tee off on you.

All right, let's do the drum roll for the reveal.

All right.

Sunday Jeff verse was D's knee.

I thought it was lost so too.

A nice little nod.

He called it K-N-E-E.

Because that's what rappers like to talk about.

Yeah, women.

Female mice on the knees.

On Dee's knees.

It's like 85% of all raps have something to do with

at least a brief mention.

Yeah, so, well, all right, so you're going to win.

Can you email your address to K-M-E-W-E-S-2, K-Mees2 at Gmail?

Subject line D's knee.

No, no.

Subject line, so don't go to my junk mail, T-E-S-D, contest winner.

Okay.

All right.

Thank you, Cheryl.

Now you can go and brag to your daughter.

All right.

Thanks, guys.

Appreciate it.

Thanks.

See you later.

Bye.

Bye.

Wow.

What a sport she is.

What a sport, Jeff is.

Cheryl.

Yeah, Jeff continues to kill.

Well, I mean, this time around, it's like you should make.

What the fuck?

What is that?

I keep hearing something on these headphones.

Maybe not so many references to shit you know he likes, you know,

would throw people off a little more.

Yeah, yeah.

But still, very good.

So perfect, though.

I would have said,

yeah.

I mean, I thought

she still got one wrong anyway.

Sexy Rodent Can't Come Without a Little Pain.

I thought was.

I mean, yeah.

Ain't that all of us, though?

That could be any one of us.

Dude, that shit's church.

It's true.

Tell him, Steve Davis.

I went to the other side with anyone or any time.

I will know the ins and outs.

I'm over there.

I'm all strong out.

I can see the flowers in the last place that you be.

I don't know if anyone takes anything

at any time.

Give me everything that I

want.

Give me everything.

Give me everything that I do.

Give me everything.

Sometimes

when you are alone

I'll knock you

straight up your throne

What more

Give me everything

that I'm

replacing.

Everything that

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