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Time Steve Dave presents a forget for carrier with encounters in the sixth company of of kind

with Brian Carrington,

Roger Francis, and Brian Johnson.

This week's episode's Hello, and welcome to this week's edition of Overkill

2017.

Yes, the first

episode of 2017.

It's going to be spooky, according to Walt.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

It's definitely got a lot of kills.

Yeah, you have a lot of shit over there.

Yeah, well,

for my things,

we go back to a 2016

version of Overkill.

A year to the date, well, almost a year to the date, I have some information about our quatrains

that

may

shock

and cause some people to

totally rethink

their feelings upon

the ability

for people to see into the future.

For all three of of us.

To happen to be able to see into the future.

One of us,

two of us, have definitely

seen into the future.

Really?

Yeah, without a doubt.

Which ones?

Well, Bry

called upon, he had that Gidem poem, remember?

He said that Gidem Gittler, and he would storm the stash or something like that.

And he ended up working at the stash, you know,

later in the year.

But, Q,

yours is even more spooky.

Really?

I don't even know if you remember your quad train.

Well, Patrick Stewart made it out of life.

Well, it's, yes,

he did, or he didn't.

We don't know.

It's not January 1st, but a time where.

Yeah, there's been some late-year deaths.

You got George Michael,

I hope he doesn't die.

Carrie Fisher, Debbie Reynolds.

But you

boldly

proclaimed, well, I laughed at you.

I scoffed at you.

Yeah.

I have to apologize for that.

Who died?

No, you said that there would be

an assassination that would shock the world for only one week.

Okay.

Who got assassinated?

There was an assassination

a little bit before Christmas of a Russian ambassador.

Oh, that's right.

And it was big news.

I was shocked.

It was big news for a couple days.

That's right.

And then it just went away.

Nobody gave a shit.

Because it was Christmas.

Because it was Christmas or because of some Russian

dignitary.

People are like, I don't know.

Who cares what the races are?

For a week, it shocked everybody.

You're saying that's fucking more spooky than everything that had to fall into place to get them to work here?

Mine's so specific.

No,

his is like an assassination.

How many assassinations are you going to do?

That's so fucking general.

No, no.

No, there was only one.

In third world fucking countries, it happens all the time.

That shocked the world for a week?

Nobody, I wasn't shocked.

I read that.

I was like, I don't know.

The world, not just Brian Johnson.

He didn't say that would shock Brian Johnson.

He said the world.

I'm a part of the world?

The majority of the world.

You were shocked.

Why are you trying to take this from me?

Because I don't like it.

I don't like that.

Everything that I said, like all the fucking

things that had to fucking fall into place for get him to work here.

Somebody literally had to die.

Literally.

But yeah, I'm not taking it away from you.

Yeah, you did.

Well, someone had to die to make mine shocked.

Somebody get assassinated and it'll shock the world for a week.

That's so nonspecific.

All right, but that's not the preceding.

It's actually very specific now.

That's not the only thing he got right, though.

All right, go on.

Maybe I'll give it to him.

He also predicted that

a famous person would die of a broken heart.

W.

Reynolds.

W.

Reynolds.

Debbie Reynolds.

Now, come on, dude.

It was pretty spooky.

Yeah.

I'll give you that one.

But again, it was a stroke, not a broken heart.

It was brought on by a broken heart, man.

Can you die of a broken heart?

Is that possible?

Absolutely.

Sure.

Really?

Absolutely.

Did you see that Japanese girl who killed herself

because the CEO resigned?

It was like some company.

It's crazy.

They have like fucking 35,000 employees or something.

And it was a Japanese girl.

She was like an intern.

And they said that culture, what they do is they take the very young people, the interns and shit, and they have them work all this unpaid overtime.

So they'll work their 40 hours.

And then this chick worked like, I guess it would be another 80 hours taking people out

for drinks, like

schmoozing with uh possible customers all this other shit and and they were like she just she couldn't take it and she just she offed herself why wouldn't she just quit i don't know it's japanese man and the ceo had to quit because the ceo was like i should have been on this i should have known that like this kind of shit was going on so

ceo it's i don't know i guess like that's where the buck stops right you're the ceo of the company You got to be responsible for everything that's under your umbrella.

I don't know about that.

I don't even know if I were talking about this or an overkill.

I don't know.

You're talking about people dying and shit.

I just remembered I read that the other day.

But I got who I got who.

It was a Turkish ambassador

from Russia.

Yeah.

Was killed.

So you called it, Q, and I want people to

acknowledge that.

Bri, you called it too.

Great job by both of you.

None of my quadrains came true.

None?

What were yours?

I don't even remember them, to be honest with you.

So they might have come true, you know?

Well, I don't think so.

Somebody would have alerted me, I think, if anybody.

Deckling would have.

Yeah, I don't think any of mine came true.

I don't have that gift.

But I do have this, though.

Ooh.

Another letter from the Illuminati.

Another one.

That I deciphered myself with the help of no outsiders.

The way you set that up, I was like, I deciphered by myself with the help of.

So somebody mailed another one of those odd letters to the stash.

Yeah, um, this was the letter.

Another anonymous one?

Another anonymous letter.

A lot of symbols, a lot of weird

drawings and

but

wait, what are the what are the letters above them?

What do you mean?

You have oh, that's what I wrote, just make so I could decipher, and then I put it, and then I then I put it on this, or actually I get them did.

Does it make sense what

it says on that paper?

There's some, like, I don't know if it's Giddam's spelling mistakes or the Illuminati.

I'm going to guess it's.

Or you didn't decipher it correctly, did it?

But based upon the previous letter I got,

this was a congratulatory letter from me

cracking the code.

It said, well done.

The guidestones

are just one of several places of interest on Earth.

The table is set.

The pieces are in motion.

The time has come.

Enlightenment is at hand.

We are everywhere.

We are many.

We are Legion.

That's it?

I think you made that up.

No.

Well, what is this?

These letters above here don't say that.

That's not.

Don't concern you.

That's what's breaking the code.

Oh, this is just like a trial rudder crack of a trip.

It's trying to figure it out.

That's our notes.

I thought you said you.

Now it's a we.

Well, get them help me.

All right.

But I think this is.

The kids just made it up to make them happy.

But I think this is definitely.

This is my.

I think I've been accepted.

I think I'm in.

Well, they do say well done, Walt.

Right.

And they said we.

Like,

now I'm part of it.

Right.

We are many.

I'm one with them now.

I love this.

Enlightenment is at hand.

That means I got the letter.

This is my enlightenment.

Right.

I think I am.

I think this was them saying, like, welcome.

You're in.

Do you have the envelope it came in?

Do I have the envelope?

It came in.

I might have the envelope.

It came in.

I kind of would like to see that.

Not because I don't trust this just last time.

I got some clues off it.

Okay, no.

It didn't have it.

It didn't have it.

It wasn't from the same

state, though.

It was from the same.

Oh, that's what I was looking for.

Oh, really?

It was a different state this time, but it was the

same kind of symbols, same kind of

code with a little bit of tweaks here and there.

But

I don't, I mean, now it just looks like I guess I just wait now for instructions or.

Oh, they'll come.

You're like, you're going to have to whack a fucking Turkish ambassador.

Then what do you do?

Well, I mean, I'm hoping that they're going to utilize me in a a way that might.

It's not so violent.

Well, no, in a way that is best.

Well, you know, the best way I can help the cause.

You're not that guy that's going to go after the family.

How am I going to get into the same room with an ambassador?

Well, that's what I was going to ask.

Like, what do you think?

What do I offer them?

I think I can keep a secret.

I mean, my nickname should have been Walt the Vault.

But I call you Vault Flying.

Ah, Vault Flying, and that's good.

Yeah, there's things that people tell me.

I've never told anybody.

Yeah, but how does that help them?

Well, I think there's a lot of secrets that

I'm going to have privy to.

No,

I think it's a good

quality.

It's a good quality, but it's not necessarily something they need in you.

Do we need another guy to tell a secret to?

Yeah.

I think that's probably one of the biggest things that they, because people, they get in, and then they can't keep their mouth shut.

Right, but I think that that's a good side of things.

They can't handle the fact that no one knows that they're new.

Well, we know a guy like that.

It's not Illuminati, but it's a different

organization who comes in here and he had to tell you.

Who?

You know, Kingpin.

Oh, yeah, yeah, right.

A lot of people just can't keep their traps shut.

Right.

I think that's one of the things.

I think that's probably the most

biggest quality that this organization may be looking for: can they keep their mouth shut about certain things?

Loose lips, sink,

Illuminati ships.

Would I be good at that?

No.

No.

You can't keep it.

Well,

you can't keep a secret.

There's some things you can,

but there are some things, though, that if you told him, you know, he would definitely tell, though.

Yeah, but I know him so well that by telling him, I know I'm telling everybody else.

Yeah, but there are plenty of things I've told Brian Johnson that he's

never the real important stuff.

Yeah.

Huh?

The stuff that I deem unimportant, I'll tell everyone.

Yeah, but that, um,

yeah, that's not up to you.

Anyone who will listen, yeah, it's not up to you.

Oh my god, did you hear what Walt said?

Walt the vault?

Yeah, you can't.

It's not up to you.

You're not going to hear it from him, so I'm going to tell you.

That is not your job, though, to deem what is not what you consider unimportant or important in terms of secrets.

You've got to treat every secret as if it's with equal gravity?

No way.

You can't do that.

No way.

My secrets are just too juicy.

I gotta tell them.

Oh, this is juicy.

You don't say.

Oh, no, I won't tell anyone.

Your juicy secrets are safe.

Oh, don't worry.

No juice is leaking from this secret.

Not for me.

No, no, no.

It's like, I know you're going to tell, just by the way you're saying it.

Why are you acting so weird?

So, what could you offer them all?

What is it?

You have an in to the

world of entertainment.

You could reach other people.

They got a lot bigger stars than that for that.

And I don't want to, like, I don't suck dick for, like, on these stars and shit.

What's that supposed to mean?

I'm not interested in blowing anybody for the cause.

No.

Like, you know, or like having to

just wax on how great some celebrity is.

That's not me.

me.

So utilize me in ways that, like, are to my strengths.

Okay.

Well, what is the metric someone?

That's not your strength.

Don't come to me for that.

You got a secret you need to tell someone?

Go tell Brown.

Could you somehow slip secret messages into your TV show, your podcast, your comic book work?

Absolutely.

I've already done it already.

That's so weird that you said that.

I've already communicated, tried to break the ice with the Illuminati since season two of Comic Bookman.

There are certain things and certain ways I blink

on camera that I have been sending seeker messages, and I think that's how these letters started to.

A filmmaker's code?

It's a code that I created myself.

Oh, okay.

So no one else knows it except for you.

I don't know Morse code.

Well,

it's a way that it's the sort of repetition and something I do

all the time.

And been, I did it solely to see if anybody would notice.

And I did get an email about it.

Wow.

I didn't know.

And I thought it was weird because.

The mispronunciation of common words.

They noticed.

But I think that

I could do that.

Yeah, I could send messages.

But I think they got celebrities to do that already, though.

Poor cell phones.

Yeah, but.

No,

and like, you know, like, like,

who's it?

Like, Beyonce.

Right.

She's going to put, she's going to put the messages that you got to get out in her albums with secret little backwards mask.

Oh, you think it's Backman?

Like it's 80s style.

Well, either

it's that or certain lyrics or certain symbols on an album cover.

They probably got that covered by them.

Yeah, but your eyes.

Your audience doesn't cross over with her audience.

So maybe?

No.

So maybe they need you to reach a segment of the population that

she couldn't reach.

she's got all the cool people covered.

We need to take care of about a million white dorks a week.

Right.

Well, who's got the money?

White dorks.

They got the money.

You know?

They don't have any girlfriends to spend it on.

This is what I'm talking about.

You could be there in.

But what is the message that you have to deliver?

Well, I haven't been told yet.

Okay.

So we're waiting on that.

You may not even know what the message is.

This message may have been in this letter right here already.

That may have been a message in itself.

I put tons of secret messages and weird references into Cryptozoic Man.

I was so whacked out on fucking opiates at the time that I don't remember any of them.

Like, I wrote them down.

Really?

Yeah.

Tons of stuff.

Could you still buy Cryptozoic Man?

Is that still for sale?

Yeah.

There you go.

Trade paperback.

I think.

That's all I've done.

You wrote it into the script.

Did it make it into the art?

Yeah.

Did?

Yeah, because there were certain things that I was like, because you normally draw whatever you want, but there were certain things I was like, can you draw this in there?

And you would do it.

Do you have that script or no?

I do.

It's somewhere.

It's on my laptop.

I'll find it and I'll see if I can pick them out.

That'd be cool.

Yeah.

That'd be really cool.

Yeah.

I'll find them.

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The fuck, what is it?

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What's with all this?

What's all this stuff?

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They do?

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Oh, really?

Where does yours come from?

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Oh, mine comes from the dumpster usually, or someone else's plate, or, you know, a soup kitchen.

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Would you rather be in the Illuminati or part of Anonymous?

Anonymous seems so badass.

Illuminati seems like

eyes wide shut, everybody wearing masks and

I gotta be honest.

I have so much respect for the people of Anonymous.

You know what I mean?

That I don't think that I'm up to their level of being part of them.

Of course, you're not.

You don't know shit about computers.

Neither do I.

Not even computers, Brian.

I feel they have life figured out in a way that I never will.

I think they're good people.

Their heads on their shoulders.

And so I don't think I ever.

You can't pander so much.

They're going to know that you're being insincere.

I don't give a shit.

I'm being very sincere.

Anonymous.

I used to be afraid of the mafia, but now it's just anonymous.

I fear.

Why?

I think they go after you?

If they want to, they could.

My passwords like

Tom Sawyer 2 was some shit like that.

Tom Sawyer, too.

Is that because of Rush or because you like Tom Sawyer?

Or do you like?

Tom Sawyer was already taken.

Or do you like the novel?

I don't want to say, I don't want to give people hints.

Like, are you a fucking racist, or do you just like Canadian metal?

I think the dude who came into the stash that told me he was one of the people that has the keys to the internet,

I believe he was so strange, and he was talking and like he would raise his voice and bring it down

during certain times.

I believe he was sent by the Illuminati to talk to me that day.

You think he was sent the keys to the internet?

Was it like a physical key or a key card or like a like a series of numbers?

A series of numbers.

Like if the world goes down, there's like 11 people on Earth that have the keys and he was one of them.

Would that be a good movie?

Like someone

goes out to assassinate all the people with the keys so they can bring down the world?

If it's because of the pey keepers are dead.

Of the internet?

Yeah.

Then there's no way to get the internet back up and then the world will just send into chaos.

That's a good movie.

That's a good plot, right there.

Nobody steal that.

We're going to make it in clay next year.

I don't know.

I mean, I also, but I wonder, though, if, like,

would it be that horrible if the internet didn't get back up and going?

It would, I'll tell you why.

Not because of, like, oh my God, Steve Martin tweeted and everyone's pissed.

Because, like, everything is

financially,

all air travel.

Like, I mean, shit, like, when you go out and try to order stuff.

Like, every

major financial case.

And here's something I can offer, like, like, here's ideas I can offer to the Illuminati.

Let's do that.

Let's, like, let's knock the internet off and let's get the guys with the keys to restart it again.

But this time, let's not create an internet for everybody.

It's only for the privileged and the people who won't abuse it.

What does that mean?

No trolls, no haters.

How do you stop them?

You got to go through a background check.

I'd rather just stay off the internet.

Right.

You're not going to get on.

Oh, all right.

Don't even worry about it.

You don't even want to.

One of my boys is one of the key Hebras.

They can't get on.

Well,

that's the other thing I can offer the Illuminati.

I will not be swayed by

personal friendships or

be like, you know, like, well, I know this guy.

Can we help him out?

I'd be like, no, it's either like.

He's a troll.

He doesn't deserve it.

He doesn't deserve the internet.

What did I do not to deserve it?

You're my lawyer.

We're going to fucking trial in two weeks.

What if I ought to have a six-pack of QBrew?

But wouldn't that be a nice way to restart the world?

Only certain people on your net, people who

won't

be so

asinine on the internet, but use it for nice to each other.

But no pornography.

No, no, no.

We use it for shit that's important.

Like porn.

No pornography.

I don't even want to go on the internet.

So 80% of what I use the internet for anyway is not there.

Check your porn sites.

I think that's a good idea.

Too bad I'm not on camera right now, so I can blink that to the Illuminati about my idea about.

They're listening.

Yeah, they're definitely listeners, right?

Yeah, that's what we should.

Are they all guys?

I just imagine a bunch of guys.

There's actually some animal in the Illuminati.

What's that?

There's actually

some non-human species in the Illuminati.

Like a dog gets to keep the key toward the internet?

I didn't say, I said horse.

A plant.

A fern has a key to the root?

No.

There's a sneaker.

They didn't say that's not one of the ones that has the keys, but there are

plant life in the Illuminati.

Some basil.

You got to restart the internet.

That's why you're not getting on.

Because he's an asshole, right?

I just revealed something.

I don't even know if I should have revealed it, but I did.

You're probably out.

No, no, no, not probably.

We told him a secret.

He's an idiot.

Now he's talking about it.

Here I am stepping on blades of grass.

Having no idea.

They hold the key to your porn site, your favorite porn site.

Wow.

So it's non-human species.

Yeah.

So it's like,

it's like, what was it?

You said Facebook had 37 different,

I know one of them does.

I don't know which one.

No, and you add, well, who else is there besides them?

Well, it could have been like

Snapchat or some shit like that.

Oh, yeah.

Or

Twitter.

Yeah.

Somebody offered 37 genders.

That's crazy.

That's too many.

Whoa.

That's too many.

Whoa.

2017.

Yeah, I forgot.

I'm woke up.

You're not standing for that.

You know why, Brian?

Because it doesn't mean anything to me if other people want to have 37 genders.

So I think I support

their rights to have it.

You're trying to get into,

you go to a restaurant, there's 37 different bathrooms.

That's great.

One will be open.

That's right.

Maybe not.

Suddenly, I'm gender fluid, baby.

Actually,

I use whatever one I want.

Right.

Yeah.

We're so 2017 that we're able to go in each any one of those bathrooms.

We're 37 genders unto ourselves.

That's right.

That's right.

We're fucking 2017.

You're 27 mean, bro.

You're trying to stop people from expressing themselves.

You and your fucking cock can go fucking

hot.

I know.

My cock is fucking fucking worthless in 2017.

I was worthless for the past couple of years, but definitely in 2017.

Take your hate stick and fucking go elsewhere, sir.

We got fucking worthless.

Because all your JSON just gets like hate stick.

We got sticks, we got holes, we got it all.

Yeah, look at you guys over there.

In fact, I thought a good thing to start

the new year out, Walt, would be I would like to make an apology for anything I've said on Tell him, Steve Dave, over the past six years that has offended us.

This is what happens.

He starts with this bullshit.

A blanket apology.

Blanket apology.

If I said it and it offended you,

then maybe I just didn't know what I was.

I just didn't have the.

You know what, to be honest, though, though,

some of the emails I've been getting in, it's not about what you say.

Oh.

It really isn't about what you say.

Really unintelligible way in which he says it.

So then I can do that.

There's very little I can do about that.

Yeah, it's not like you're offending anybody with like taking a stance on certain things.

Okay.

I think it's more about like the

shameless.

The grandiosity.

Yeah.

The narcissism.

Yeah.

And which one?

Malignant narcissism.

narcissism.

You know, like,

just, you know, like

the dropping of the names, it becomes, I think that's where a lot of people are.

He's like, so I'm talking to E.K.

Morris.

And people are like, enough.

Enough.

I'm in a Marvel comic.

Oh, look at me.

You can buy it at merchtable.com.

That's right.

If you go to merchtable.com and you're going to be able to buy a signed copy of Brian Quinn's first appearance in the the Marvel Universe, Spider-Man, Deadpool,

2012.

How did that come about?

Well, you know who wrote it?

It was Nick Giovanni,

longtime ViewSQ employee/slash person that left reads talent, ViewScue.

It sure does.

Sure.

Yeah.

Fuck yeah.

He's been writing with Paul Scheer for years now, the comedian.

And this is like their third or fourth comic for Marvel that they've done.

They wrote a pilot for Adult Swim that was fucking unbelievably funny.

And he was writing it and he said, How about I put you in?

And I was touched and honored.

I didn't get that call.

Well, you haven't talked to Nick in 15, 16 years.

And the only time we bring him up on the show, you're always like, I don't like that guy.

He quit.

Yeah, he quit on me.

Yeah.

But with all seriousness, though, if you want to get a copy of that, it's first printing.

First printing.

Signed by BQ.

Signed twice.

Once for some reason.

Sign the cover and you sign the page where you appear.

You can go to

tellhamstevedave.com.

They'll direct you to merch table and you can buy a copy of it.

And we we only ordered like 100 copies.

Yeah, we didn't go crazy.

We don't know.

Pick up a Tellum Steve Dave coffin while you're there.

This could be like, this could be your first appearance.

It could go for big bucks down the road.

You never know, dude.

What documents go for?

We've appeared in comics before.

The accelerators, right?

I was thinking more about

the Oni Press, yeah, back in the day.

Oh, yeah.

They got to be going.

They go for like 30 bucks.

That's not bad.

Let me see.

I'm going to eBay right now.

Yeah.

Damn.

I was going to buy them on eBay.

Yeah, I was very, I'm in the

I'm in it.

I was very touched.

It was a dream come true.

I bought the original artwork.

Oh, yeah.

You're not in any Blue Juice comics, right?

No.

They haven't done it for me.

It's cool to be in a Blue Juice comic.

But to be in a Marvel comic?

Tom Mum's like, I guess.

I guess.

I don't know.

No, no, take nothing away.

But come on, man.

I mean, you're talking like.

I'm in the 616, baby.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

And he's like, you know, he's Spider-Man, Deadpool.

That's a big deal.

That's a huge deal.

I share a scene with Spider-Man and Deadpool.

That's fucking crazy, man.

And you're a lover of comics, too.

Oh, yeah.

That's my thing, baby.

The big deal.

Yeah, I'm very excited.

I mean, it's cool to be in anybody's comic book, don't get me wrong, but to be in a Marvel comic.

It's just cooler.

That's insane.

It is insane.

It was great.

I was very, really touched.

And Nick, you know, Nick's been a very good friend of mine over the years.

I was just happy for him that he even got the opportunity to do that.

It's just great.

It's just good feelings all around.

So, wait, what were we talking about?

So, that was it.

That was my contribution to the overkill.

I think that's my letter of acceptance.

I may not be able to talk about it anymore.

That may be the last time I'll be able to talk about letters or contact with the Illuminati.

You can't talk about Cubro.

You can't talk about the Illuminati.

What the fuck are we talking about?

No, there's plenty of things I'll still be able to talk about.

And if you see weird or hear weird things

on the podcast and you think that it's skipping or something, they may just be me having to communicate a la.

Like a public service announcement.

Oh, no, you're like, you know, like a number station.

Yeah, like a number station.

If you hear that

at various times throughout the year,

no cause for concern.

That's just me getting the word out to somebody who's listening who I need to communicate with.

Or Or subtly influencing your mind.

And if that's the case, Walt has your best interest at heart.

Yes, if I have to play something that may alter your state of mind for a few minutes, it's all for the betterment of mankind.

And

don't be concerned eventually.

Will it be subtle?

No, subtlety is not.

Walt, what are you doing?

This is crazy.

What are your limit audio messages?

Murph Paper.

How's he making that voice?

Goldby, Spider-Man, Deadpool 12.

Such is like a sort of a light Asian accent.

First appearance of Brian Quinn.

It's going to be worth

triple figures one day.

Could be worth nothing.

Could be worth nothing.

It's all a crap shoot when you're on your own.

Yeah, it's Deadpool and Spidey, so it's probably a large print run.

A pretty exignificant print run, but it doesn't matter, though.

I wasn't allowed to talk about it before they released it.

So we bought a bunch because we just wanted to make sure that listeners would be able to get it.

And then Walt was like, you should sign it.

And then we were like, we should jack up the price.

This is we should.

This is we should.

Whoa, don't put that on me.

You give them away.

Give them away the four counter.

What?

Yeah.

Give them away.

Give them away.

away.

Let's cut that out.

Oh, what?

These guys are going crazy.

All right.

So, anybody else got

something, Cube?

Well, it's more of a continuation of the Prussian kissing devil.

Oh, yeah.

But you will, anybody who comes into the stash will note that it is now on permanent display.

Residing.

Yes.

On loan from the Brian Quinn.

Yeah.

I had to get it out of my house.

An aunt gave me $5

at a meet-and-greet, and

it was day one of the four days that we were on the road, and I just forgot.

It's like you bought five low-end hot dogs.

And you know what?

They did a cool thing, too.

They gave me...

This is real meat, right?

They gave me

$5 $1 coins.

$5 gold coins.

This listener that you met at a meet and greet.

Yeah, and said, could you give this to Prussian Kissing Devil?

And gave me a note to give to him.

And I completely fucking forgot.

and uh

they're dead now no but I started having like the cats are fucking freaking out and uh because I had a displayed in my house and I started having nightmares and creep like what just I would just wake up unsettled I had a I had this weird dream about my grandfather he was screaming at me but he no words were coming out it was like really bizarre and this shit just kept happening and then

whatever like a bad vibe had just settled in you know so and then I was like what the fuck fuck?

And then my mind went back to the skull.

And then, of course, I was like, shit,

I forgot to.

And, of course, I couldn't find those five fucking gold coins.

Yeah, because you spent them on hot dogs.

It was back in 2016 before you cut the Nordic Trek.

I went to the local.

I went to the local Santander bank, and

I got five, and I gave them to the skull.

And I said to it, look, I don't know what the fucking note said, and I apologize, but you should know.

I said you half-assed it.

I did all I could.

I did all I could.

I can't find the note.

But that's hanging.

If you are listening to this and you were the one who did it,

just

I'm assuming this is on me,

not on her, you know?

Go ahead and just mail your.

The skull will punish her.

I think

I was getting the business in.

The cats were fucking freaking out.

I couldn't sleep.

They weren't spraying, but they wouldn't go near it.

Smells like urine.

They wouldn't go near it.

I put the skull in a house.

Like, I would carry the kitten around.

Well, it's not a kitten, but I carry my Brooklyn cat around.

And

one time I went near the skull, and her claws just came out and fucking scratched my arm and ran off.

So I wanted it out of my house.

Speaking about the trial,

this is a big point of contention: is the skull.

Really?

Yeah.

Why?

People have written in and out.

It's like you're full of shit.

Yeah, that

you're lying to the audience about the skull and that

this is all BS and it's disingenuous, and you never were that guy before.

Yeah, then something happened to me that changed it.

Just letting you know.

All right.

So, how about your fucking time phone?

That's okay?

Like, everybody believes that?

Fucking stupid cocksuckers.

Because we have proof of it.

I have fucking

video.

I have a skull.

But we don't know it.

So woke.

Fucking stupid cocksuckers.

Yeah, but that's fucking dumb.

I love that time phone.

What's this a skull?

You fucking morons.

Fuck you.

I showed you fucking Charlie Chaplin.

Yeah, he was on a time phone.

It's not like I made it up out of the blue.

I said, here are some documentation.

Here's some video, some film footage

of Henry Ford in a fucking stagecoach talking to him on a time phone.

Charlie Chaplin talking on a time phone.

Right.

Mike Tyson fight.

I showed you another time phone.

Right.

I mean, it's not.

And these fucking moronic ants believe that shit.

But the skull, they're like, no way.

Well, they were not even a real skull.

How could you be talking about made-up shit on this joke?

Like, fuck overkill.

Yeah, suck at morons.

Fucking overkill.

But they have no ability to go look for themselves because there's nothing on the internet.

There's no records.

Somebody sent in a whole fucking five-page tale about it, and the skull's right here in the stash.

Hey, again, though,

to your email, though, so there's no footprint.

There's no digital footprint of the Persian kissing skull.

So the girl said she saw

a Persian kissing skull.

Prussian kissing skull.

Someone tweeted that her boyfriend had seen a documentary about it.

Yeah.

It's out there.

There's a documentary that only one person saw.

Well, how am I responsible for this woman's boyfriend?

What she said he saw.

So you saw this.

You saw this tweet?

I did see it, yeah.

And it didn't make you go, like, well, I want to see that documentary.

Of course it did.

I couldn't find it.

I couldn't find it.

I couldn't find it.

But what does that mean?

That it doesn't exist.

Maybe it didn't come out yet.

Maybe she, maybe

he works in an editing house or something.

It hasn't come out yet.

Or maybe we suppress

the Illuminati.

Suppressed it.

You know, that's possible.

That's what I'm saying.

That's possible.

Like, suddenly, like, I'm being held to a standard of realism on Overkill.

Like, fuck you guys.

You sound so fucking dumb, you morons.

These are probably not going to be voting in your truck.

Fuck them.

Oh, wait, that's right.

Wait a minute, though.

But what prior Prior to the skull story, though,

what other

category or what other topic have we brought to the table on Overkill

that would be so

polarizing as the kissing skull?

Because there's no way to like, it's only like

it's only your story that you heard from

a third party, though.

Okay.

But like other stories, we're able to look at documentation on the internet and to be like, well, well, we can weigh the evidence.

The only evidence is your word.

That's why some people are like.

Well, there's a skull right there.

Now there's a skull in the stash.

So like, what am I supposed to do?

When something like that happens, I'm supposed to be like, well,

I'm going to fucking ruin the sanctity of Ovakill because I don't have a fucking documentary on the skull.

That's what these people are complaining about?

Well, yeah, I don't think you should be so hostile, though.

When people went out

to buzz.

To buzz, like, you didn't land on the moon.

Did he he fucking go out?

Yeah, he fucking punched people, buddy.

That's right, he did.

All right.

But like most people, when they don't get that hospital,

they don't get all hissy as soon as someone calls them, and it might not be true.

I mean, you can't expect

the entire audience.

You're right.

You're absolutely right.

Walt.

Jesus.

You're absolutely right.

You're absolutely right, Walt.

Anyway,

there's a skull.

But the skull is here now.

I like how it's like, well, my cats started going crazy and scratching me.

I started having awful nightmares.

So I'm going to bring it here and put it in where you work every day.

Well, I'm not concerned about the skull.

You know why?

Why?

Because I'm a part of an organization that

does not deal in.

We're bigger than Prussian kissing skulls.

Yeah,

we're a lot bigger and better than a skull.

I believe you.

And we have more.

We just got more mojo.

Maybe they can find something out.

You can talk to some of the guys.

About the skull?

Yeah, down at the hall.

You know what?

At the lodge.

Well, all right.

I do already notice that there are.

Brian, people were mad at you, too.

Were they?

Yeah, they said that you allowed the queue to come in with this story and

not call them on it at all.

But what's the call?

Well, yeah, you didn't call into question anything.

You just swallowed it and didn't offer anything.

Sort of best at

and they say

better than that they people emailed me and said

that you that the fact that you would not weigh in at all

made them very disappointed in you really yeah i disappointed somebody huh was it my parents that wrote in

any number of that it's not that it's not the tell them steve dave way that you that like in the past like we have gone after like john edwards

um priscilla brown Brown.

But all Q said, though, was

what was that?

He's like, this is what they told me.

I'm just telling you what the.

Yeah, like, what part of the story am I not that

like?

My only involvement in the story was that I felt I should turn around and go into that place.

That's it.

Literally, I don't have any other.

I'm not going to ridge on that.

I guess.

I'm just telling you what.

I'm just telling you, I thought you wanted to hear this.

Okay.

I don't believe in much.

I believe in the skull.

Well, it's here.

It's here.

And you already have, like, like, people are, you have a New Zealand five spot in there.

Yeah, somebody from New Zealand sent in some money, and I presented it to the skull.

He had love problems.

Love problems.

Again,

a member of the Luminati sitting right here.

I just solved that other fuckhead's love problems when he couldn't watch television.

Well, that was soft.

Yeah, he still can't watch television.

Yeah, but he's happy now.

He's happy.

Did he take

the guy in the possession of the skull advice or

the guy who's got all the all the fuck made all the right moves in his life did he take did he take those yours to advice the right moves right whose advice did he take to yours yeah and he's happy but again I got a guy

I got I got some fuckhead from New Zealand could just fucking send me an email I saw the other I saw the guy with the television but yet he still wants to give money to skull right well maybe he heard what you said you're just like you know just keep your eyes on the floor keep your head down and

hope for the best no that is not what I said turn the turn the channel You're rewriting history.

Turn the channel and just shut up.

No, I told him

until things cool down.

Right.

It's heated.

Until things cool down.

You're watching Game of Thrones.

You watch shows that aren't going to cause any problems.

And those shows will still be there.

It's not like we don't live in an age where Game of Thrones is at an arm's reach at any given moment.

You know what?

I agree with you.

Once she cheats on him, sucks some other guy's cop.

He walks in on it as his foot foot jizzing all over her face.

Oh, now you're cool.

Now I can watch Game of Thrones again.

This is awesome.

Oh, now you want to get real.

Now you want to bring in the real.

Now you want to

give the passion to this guy.

Accused like,

this skull is a curse.

And you're like, really?

You know what I'm saying?

A curse.

It's hooky.

I can't wait till he sees it.

I can't wait till he looks at her phone and sees pictures of facials

all over his girlfriend.

Jack and I shouldn't have been watching that show for years.

No,

he's going to be able to.

I got a cunt.

Wearing the horns.

That dude is going to be,

A, first he's going to be happy right now.

Nobody hears this.

And then B,

like I said, at a certain point, he'll be able to watch that show with no ramifications, no problems.

And he got the best of both worlds in.

How does she know he's even fucking watching the show when he's at home?

Like, he has to tell her?

Like, what?

How about is this guy?

He's like, oh, my God.

He's better fess up.

Well, if he's watching it on demand,

so now she's checking up on him?

I don't know.

I don't know.

That would be a problem.

I don't think she is, though.

It's not that crazy.

It's not fucking like, it's not some sort of lunacy over there.

It's just.

just it is lunacy.

Are you kidding me?

There's nothing an adult shouldn't be able to watch short of like child porn or something that she's like, oh my god, this is what you're watching?

Not like one of the most popular shows on TV because there's a couple of titties in it.

That's craziness.

For now, it's just, but it's just a temporary thing.

A couple months, a couple of years, things just hang on.

Settle down.

Hang on, buddy.

Hang in there.

You know, be cool.

Be cool.

Let the episodes build up.

Yeah, man.

You're going to have like fucking 19 seasons that I wrote a binge on.

Oh, my God.

This guy.

I got to tell you, man, I'm not even kidding around.

Ever since the skull came into my life,

same thing.

I got evicted through a fucking processing mistake.

What we never said was,

if I'm lying.

Walt, you tell him if I'm lying.

I will.

After the show was over, I gave him his $5 back that I gave to the skull because even I was just like, I mean, what are the chances of it?

You didn't want to take a chance.

No, I just gave it back to Brian.

His gift to the skull, I just gave it back.

Yes, that's right.

Since I gave that back to you, thanks to this asshole.

And the fucking skull.

Yeah.

But, you know,

Giddam scoffed at the skull, would you say, right?

He didn't put the money down.

And I don't know if he's ever been happier, though.

Well, I gave him his money.

He got more burgers than he was entitled to.

No, but then, but he also, like, you know, his love life is through the roof.

I think he's, I think he is so happy right now.

Yeah.

Yeah, he's very, very, very happy with his life.

Did he look happy to you today?

He looked pretty fucking miserable.

It had nothing to do with his girlfriend, no.

Right, but what about the other parts of his life?

His work girlfriend had a lot to do with it.

So everything is going fine with the girl he sees three times a year, but here at work is miserable, and you think the skull is helping him out?

I don't think

I would

really disagree with you calling it miserable.

Did you take out your Christmas blues on him?

You think it was like

rightful?

A little unfair?

Oh, no.

It was rightful?

I think so.

Yeah,

he does.

Like, I don't like when someone just, you know, I'm not going to get into it, but

he definitely would say he's felt no ramifications from the skulls.

What does he know?

He's got autism.

He said things couldn't be better.

Well,

that's just ignorance.

Yeah, really.

Like, the level for him being happy is so much lower than yours.

Yeah.

That bar is set high for me, man.

That's why

we're in San Diego.

I remember the exact fucking moment, the exact place we were standing.

Q goes, I don't think happiness is in the cards for you.

That's his exact fucking statement.

And he was right.

Just accept it.

He was right.

This is like, how long ago?

It's like

a long time ago, yeah.

You cursed me, you in the skull.

I'm having nightmares, too.

You know what?

Give the $5.

I'm going to give it today before I leave, see if things turn around.

For real.

I'm not even kidding around.

Shit.

It's got real.

But why, why, if it was.

Shit got real.

If it was what it says, if it is what you say it is.

Yeah.

Why would it take it out on its new owner in that way of like having your cats claw you, having visions of your grandfather?

Because I didn't give it, because somebody gave me a gift for it, and I didn't give it to it.

Yeah, you don't believe in God, right?

The importance was not.

You didn't give a shit, man.

You're an atheist, correct?

Well, you got your five bucks.

I am.

I am

currently an atheist, yes.

But if you're willing to

think that there's something more than what meets the eye with the skull,

how can you truly say, though, that there's not a chance that there's a God, then?

Yeah, I mean, I guess what I mean is, like, I don't know.

I don't know anything.

I'm not saying that that's for fucking real.

I was just reporting what happened and what's been going on with me.

You must, deep down, I think you do believe it, though.

I have, yeah, I do kind of, because shit's been, everything around that skull has been weird.

Has been awesome.

Would you be

open to having a priest come in and look at the skull

on Mike?

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah, I'd do that.

Let's see if we can get if there's any members of the Catholic clergy who listen to Telm Steve Dave.

It's a huge segment of our audience.

Can you email KMUs2 at gmail?

You can call in.

So it has to be a Catholic priest.

It can't be like Mike.

Mike?

Yeah, he's ordained in.

Mike Zapsick?

Yeah.

He fucking took a class online, and he's the guy that's going to tell us if the fucking skull has any mojo.

I'm asking you.

No, I should forget that.

Not at all.

No.

All right.

We want somebody with that.

We need like an exorcist.

Well, fuck yeah.

I mean, that would be great if we can get an exorcist, but I doubt an exorcist listens to Telm Steve Dave.

You never know.

If you're an exorcist.

But maybe somebody listening may know an exorcist, though.

Do we know another person in the Paranormal Society besides those fuckers that pissed all over my toilet?

That was our only link to the person.

We had a guy who wrote a book, remember?

He came in on one of the very first overkills.

He was actually in store.

Can we get him back?

I don't even remember his name.

I don't remember the book or anything.

He was like a crypto-zoological book.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

But we want somebody in the Catholic Church because I want to try to,

while he's here to talk about the skull, maybe he can get you back in.

Well,

I did go to Mass on Christmas.

What'd you do that for?

You did.

My mom wanted me to go.

That's a revelation right there in itself.

Yeah.

And now you're going to sit there and say something kooky is not going on?

I'm saying something kooky is going on.

How did it feel to to be back in those pews?

Honestly, I was a little shocked at the

moment, church.

Two things.

One, man, they really don't change that enough.

How's your faith, Father?

Q, don't listen to him.

Q,

the door is open.

I like the deal.

And you can come through.

Come on, Mac, over here, Q.

Stay away from Johnson.

It's not gonna easy for you that is not the side you want to be on when it when it when the rapture comes yeah

you don't want to be standing next to Brian Johnson

I'm telling you you do not want to be standing

that's where all the lightning's hitting

I'm telling you man there is there's there's that is you don't want to be on the same block

You don't want to live on that block, even if you go to church every day, if you live in the same fucking apartment complex.

You're guilty by association just for

that.

Yeah, that's how'd that

come about, though?

My mother just was going, and I knew, no, not midnight mass, it was Christmas Day, Christmas Day, and my mother was going, and I knew it would make her happy.

So

something in me was just like, just go, just go.

Something in you.

Just go with your mom, make her happy.

See, for me, it would be the endless fucking nagging if I didn't do it.

She didn't even ask you to go.

She didn't even ask me.

No, no.

I told her I'd go.

And then she was really happy I went.

And the mass, it just has not changed at all.

It's the same.

Like, they don't update that shit for anything.

For a reason, man.

They just can't cater to

the people who are like, wear all the unpractical jokes.

They got to keep it.

Like thousands of years of tradition, man.

Yeah, yeah.

And they had a very gory fucking Christ on the cross.

I was so shocked at it.

When we went to Mark's funeral, I thought the same thing.

I was like, what a fucking bizarre religion.

It's so grotesque.

It was very weird.

it was very realistic and very, very gory.

This is a real thing.

You don't want to

anybody forget the suffering he went through for you.

And how long?

How long?

And you, mate, not even you.

It was an hour.

I'm down with the Antichrist.

You know how many emails I get, I'm going to get about this.

People can't stand it.

What?

If I talk about this about religion?

Yeah, about especially about God.

Welcome to so angry.

Welcome to my fucking world, bro.

People don't like it.

Well, you know what?

I don't get it.

But I don't throw a little hissy fit and stomp my feet, though, and get mad at them.

You know what?

I write back to them?

Why?

I understand that it may make you upset, and if you have to stop listening, I understand, but I'll still continue to pray for you.

Just cost us a t-shirt.

You douche.

And I know there's probably somebody listening that could testify to it.

I've written that.

I believe you.

I believe you.

Just copy and paste it.

Hundreds of emails a day.

No, I don't get them that often, but anytime, you can see

the rage and the anger in some of the listeners who, when you when you talk about this stuff, they're the people that aren't into God.

Oh, yeah, they're so anti-God.

It's crazy.

Really?

So, what is your advice for how I handle these Prussian kissing devils?

Well, I'm really happy to hear that

I think what could be happening here

if I was to go based just upon my

gut and my Illuminati training, that

you have been in a struggle

of sorts.

And you've made, I think you've made a lot of good decisions so far.

The skull is now out of your house.

Right.

You went to God's house.

You got the skull out of your house, and you put your ass in God's house.

That's true.

That is the timeline.

On Christmas.

So what?

So what?

That's when church is passing.

It's the rest of the year that, like, if he went on, like, fucking Flag Day or Arbor Day, then I'd be like, oh, shit,

he's down, man.

Christmas is the easiest time to go.

Is there anything else is there?

But it's not easy.

He's like, yeah, he wants to be easy.

It's not easy.

He's like, fucking famous.

Look at me.

I think he went even though.

That could hurt him.

That could hurt him in this climate, though.

We are so persecuted, us Christians now and Catholics, that him going there was actually detrimental.

It was a celebrity.

It was a move on Q's part to be like, I love God.

Well, he just went, it was something inside of him stirred.

And he was like, like, I got to get, he gave the skull away and he went to church with his mother.

That's some powerful shit.

I didn't even eat with my parents.

Like, I went outside and had a fire.

Like, they have a fire ring, so I just ate alone.

Where'd everyone?

Are you going to put that $5 in that skull?

I got it, dude.

Hey, yeah.

I was saying, I'm having nightmares where the cast of these nightmares are people pulled from, like, first grade, like, like faces from like elementary school.

It's really weird.

I know.

It's not weird.

Deep down.

It's not weird.

You've been looking at pictures, old pictures of us in our classes.

That's why you've been thinking about it.

No, no, no.

This is prior to that.

This is prior to that thing that I posted.

That picture.

I found a picture of fifth grade.

That was what you or me and Walt first met.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Will you post it online?

Yeah.

Where?

I think I have it in my phone.

Hold on.

I want to see this shit.

Yeah, people are bad guessers.

Do you think this is weird?

Look, I'll post this too.

My nephew gave this to my mom.

My mother's a Pam is a big wine drinker.

This is like a wine thing that he got her

of a dog sipping wine.

I think it's like a wolf on his back.

It just strikes me as strange.

Yeah.

No?

Yeah.

Did she collect wolves stuff, too?

No.

When are you going to see Oh Hello in Broadway?

Yeah.

That's funny.

It's weird, right?

All right, so this is you guys.

what you're both i see you i know i know johnson i know what you look like

walt's gonna be you're both on the same photo yeah okay

people are like we can't see it jerk offs

they can go to your twitter yeah you can go to our twitter at tellemsteedave.com.

Fuck, I can't really tell which one's Walt.

Also, you know what occurred to me, Walt?

My girlfriend is in this picture.

She's right next to you.

Walt's hair was much curlier and longer when

he was younger.

That's not Walt.

That's Walt.

That's Walt?

Yeah.

That's you?

Yeah.

Holy shit.

And I remembered every single person's name.

I would never, I would never, I mean, I was just, it was a process of elimination, but if you put me in a schoolyard full of kids, I wouldn't be able to pick you out.

Wow.

The bottom one.

You had cool hair back then, bro.

That was your girl with the jacked-up teeth?

My girl, yeah.

That was the side-swept hair.

We're no tooth-shaming.

You're right.

You're absolutely right.

You're right.

I apologize.

I apologize.

I apologize.

I'm learning.

Teeth shaming in fucking 2017.

What the fuck, bro?

When are you going to see Hello, bro?

Oh, hello?

I think it's the 15th, January, I think.

You got an overkill, bro?

It was going to be the kissing skull.

I didn't know Q was bringing it in.

Oh, go, go for it.

What do you mean?

That was it.

I was going to tell you how fucking awful everything has been going.

But instead, since...

Well, what was so awful, though?

What's happening?

Getting fucking evicted?

You're getting evicted, though.

You didn't pay your rent.

No, I did pay it.

I have the check that they sent me.

You were late with the rent.

I was not late with the rent.

On a consistent basis.

All right.

That's true.

Yes.

But not solely.

Not solely that they would have evicted.

I think they had a personal grudge.

against me because they had the money and I even said to the guy I think that's probably true too but it has nothing to do with a skull I think it's because of the two motorcycles in the spot.

I believe it's because you got a loud mouth and you're complaining about shit.

Oh, bullshit.

I'm so sorry.

You don't complain to

the whatever it's called, the head of the

society?

No, not really.

There's stuff I could have complained about.

In fact, I said I didn't complain on purpose because I'm not a fucking rat.

People with illegal daycares

going on.

You never made one complaint in the whole time you were there.

Never.

Really?

Never.

Nope.

I never knew.

There was no argument, no blow-ups with people, with old ladies.

No.

No.

I got along with

you with my neighbors?

No screen gates?

No screen gates?

No.

I kept to myself.

I only talked to Luke and Lamont, my neighbors.

Two separate neighbors.

Lamont moved.

Now, did the skull come into your life before the eviction, I think?

Yes.

It was before

the eviction.

You introduced the skull.

Yeah, that's true.

It was like a week or or two later.

Yeah.

Really?

And I did give him the $5 back.

I was like, ah, it's probably not real, but I don't know anything about it.

Okay, so

but is that really like, I mean,

I know it could, I know that, but it's not like you lost your home, though.

You can just get another apartment, though.

Yeah, it's easy when you're like, hey, I got evicted from the last place.

What do you think?

I don't say it's easy, but I don't think it was like

you walked out of there and everybody was crying.

And it was just like, this is more of an inconvenience.

Oh, boy, Luke cried.

Oh, you mean us?

We were, we weren't crying, yeah.

No, I was mad.

I started giving people shit out of the office, but is that really the only thing you can point out?

There's a lady, her last name is Hogue, and I started calling her boss Hog to her face.

It probably did to help my case, but I didn't give a fuck.

There was a part, like, there was a moment where I

they could, they said that they took everything out of the apartment, but they didn't.

I don't know know why they said they did.

But there was a moment of like, you know what?

I told Troy, I was like, I almost wish that I smoked so I could go out for a pack of cigarettes and just never come back.

You know, just like go out there and fucking take my bike and just fucking go.

And

you could do that without buying a pack of cigarettes?

I could, but the pack of cigarettes is such a great fucking, like,

what would you call it?

Well, why don't you just

eggs?

Going out for a six-pack.

Yeah, a six-pack a dozen eggs.

Cubes beer.

That starts my downward spiral into alcoholism.

I'd be a terrible alcoholic.

I bought, like, over the holidays, like, I drank some vodka.

That's just not me, man.

Like we've talked about, so much liquid.

How could anyone ingest that much liquid in order to get drunk?

Oh, I did pretty good.

Urban Woodford Reserve.

I do like that.

But what, I got to drink?

A whole bottle?

It doesn't seem to affect me anymore.

You're doing beer.

No, you're talking vodka.

First, I was talking vodka, then bourbon.

I don't drink beer now.

I don't like it.

I don't know.

That is odd because I had dinner with Toodles the other night, actually.

First time I've seen him in like 16 years.

And we drank whiskey, and it got crazy.

Uh-oh.

Yeah.

No, I mean, just in terms of alcohol and

consumption.

I don't have any vices.

I got to come up with a new vice.

No.

That is true.

You You don't handle vices well.

But that's the.

What else, though, happened that was so horrible, though?

Well, that's not bad.

Getting kicked out of your

because he had a place to slide right into, though.

What if I didn't, though?

But you did.

Because if you didn't, that means the skull was fucking out to fuck with you then if you didn't.

But you did.

What about all these bad dreams that I've been having for years?

I don't know, Wald.

I mean, losing, it's pretty traumatic to lose your.

Yeah, like Sage got uprooted.

I gotta fucking drive longer to get her to school every day.

But you're not living.

You're not living at the bus station, though.

No, I'm not in the bus station.

You know, you're not living in it.

You're not living like under a tarp in the woods.

Not a sweet tarp.

The aunt that sent in the The Legend of the Skull never wrote again, huh?

Never answered any.

No, never did.

Who wrote this son?

You got to write in again, buddy.

If you're listening.

The Killing of America.

We need you.

I've seen this.

It's pretty great.

What?

Documentary called The Killing of America.

Who Killed America?

No, The Killing of America.

Do you want to know about

some Hitler?

Hit learning shit, Walt?

Yeah.

What does Walt Devin say?

Have I ever said no to something Hitlerist?

Let's see.

Jan Roger Hendon sent us something, Walt.

Came across Hitler News.

I like when people send in Hitler.

A lot of people send in the same stuff.

Yeah, it seems to break.

The internet picks up on it, and then other people see it.

And then I this I thought it this I thought was interesting in this day and age that anyone in any country is like, sure, let's throw a fucking Nazi-themed Christmas special.

Why wouldn't we?

The principal of a Taiwanese school whose students held a mock Nazi rally for a Christmas parade has resigned.

A name that I cannot possibly pronounce.

Head of a school that I can't pronounce.

That's in a town I can't pronounce.

Said he took full responsibility and apologized.

The rally featured a parade of swastika banners and a cardboard tank carrying one student performing a Nazi salute.

Look at how fucking involved this is.

Oh my God, that is a full-on.

That's like End of Raiders of the Last Ark shit.

It's fucking nuts.

Look at that.

Like, where did they get the?

It's a fucking Nazi rally.

it's a full-on nazi rally what state what country is this taiwan

that is shocking can this be a combo of um you hit learn something new every day and world's greatest shitholes can we can we

can

hole i thought it was pretty um

developed right well i mean how developed can they be if they're in school the public schools are holding nazi rallies um well this one in particular i mean this is one school you can't certainly can't hold the entire country responsible for.

But, I mean, the channels it had to go through to get to the point where they're like, let the rally be good.

It's fucking crazy that no one's like, I don't know.

Do you think that?

Like, even I would.

Like, if I worked at the school, I'm the janitor.

I'm like, I don't know.

Maybe this isn't such a great idea.

What was Taiwan's involvement in World War II?

Maybe they weren't.

Maybe it just wasn't a big deal for them.

Well, they were a part of China at that point, right?

Oh, I don't know.

I believe.

I'm not sure.

This is where everyone's like, you fucking dummies trying to be smart.

No, it's never happened.

Taiwan, officially the Republic of China, is a state in East Asia, blah, blah, blah.

Island.

Rapid economic growth in the 60s.

I mean, they had to get

China back then, the communist.

They had to get hassled.

They hassled the Chinese.

I mean, this is way too long of a Wikipedia page to try to read to figure out.

China, World War II.

They've been around for a while.

Looks like they had problems with Japan.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Well, China doesn't like Japan.

Well, so they were probably like, what the fuck do I care about Germany?

I got Japan right on my goddamn ass here.

Yeah, right on our balls.

The Israeli Economic and Cultural Office would also be invited to address students.

I guess he's going to be like, yo, guys.

The paper said some students opted for the Nazis for Christmas Christmas and Thanksgiving costume parade because they could easily convert their school uniforms.

That doesn't say a lot about their uniforms either.

After the images emerged,

some guy, Israel's representative in Taiwan, wrote on the mission's Facebook page: it is deplorable and shocking that seven decades only after the world had witnessed the horrors of the Holocaust, a high school in Taiwan is supporting such an outrageous action.

They strongly condemn it, blah, blah, blah.

Everything you would expect somebody to say who fucking has a shred of sanity.

Holy shit, here's another one that's sort of

there's a Japanese boy band.

You don't think about that, really, right?

Other countries having boy bands except for like One Direction.

No, I don't think of that shit.

Right?

Well, there's Japanese boy bands, Q, and

they appeared on national television dressed in uniforms resembling Nazis.

Resembling Nazis or Nazi uniforms?

I mean, I don't know.

Would you look at that and be like, oh, they are not afraid of the majority of the people?

I would never look at that and say that looks like Nazis.

That looks more like the Matrix than anything else.

Yeah, I wouldn't think that.

But, but,

you know what?

They should have been sensitive and avoided any possible connections.

You know what they should have done?

They should have taken a page out of Joey Fatone's book.

Yeah.

Not dressed as a Nazi ever.

No, you're not going to find any pictures.

You might find them in like overalls.

Sure.

Right.

Maybe like offensively colored jackets.

Yeah.

You're not going to see him in any Nazi shit, though.

Joey Fatone may have done

offensive to style.

It was in the 90s, though.

It was the 90s.

Bubblegum.

Yeah.

But definitely not.

Definitely not anything like that.

No, he didn't have any iron crosses that you could see.

No, no.

Nobody has an iron cross tattooed on his ass.

He's talking about that.

I don't know what's supposed to tell secrets.

He had Superman symbols and stuff like that.

Did he?

Fatone.

Oh, that was his big thing.

Yeah, I didn't know that.

Yeah.

They're famous for dressing up as schoolboys.

Can Angus Young still pull a schoolboy look off, Walt?

I don't think the ACDC is touring anymore.

No, they are.

I heard that they're done.

After the

singer, the Brian Johnson

guy.

That's crazy.

Why would they bother going on without him?

Well, they got money.

What's his name?

But how old are they?

Do they still need money?

It's the only reason, right?

It's the only possible reason they would still put put their body through that kind of rigor.

Yeah, like the stones.

Like, why do they keep doing it?

You would figure at a point you'd be like, you know what?

Fuck it.

Let's see.

Let's look up the ACDC tour.

There are no tour dates currently listed.

The Rolling Stones are still alive, and they're still putting out music.

And they still love it.

If the lead singer of the band leaves,

and you're in your fucking 60s, don't you think it's time to wrap it up?

Well, he did,

the singer did

a podcast interview with what's his name, Jim Brewer.

And he, he, Brian Johnson made it sound like he sort of got a very unceremonious booting.

Later on, he went back on it, but at in the moment really made it sound like they were like, hey, you're out.

And they sort of

shut?

I guess.

Oh, his hearing.

Oh, his hearing.

He couldn't perform live anymore because his hearing was gone.

Yeah, it was like 75% gone or whatever.

Wow.

Oh, fuck.

That reminds me.

I'm sorry.

Keep going.

No, I mean, I don't know.

No, we just started talking about ACDC.

We have a, we're doing a special episode of Tell him Steve Dave.

We discussed this a little bit.

A guy in my firehouse, his

son was born with some

hearing issues.

He needs one of those brain implants to hear this kid.

Cochlear implant?

Yeah.

Some people say that that's turning on the community.

Well, I know people personally who will not wear their cochlear implant

because they're like, it's like a fatty getting thin.

I'm not going to turn my back on my fat community.

All right.

All right.

Well, he's.

He's like three years old, so I don't know that he can make these choices yet.

He doesn't have a stance.

Yeah.

Anyway, my buddy in the firehouse, he's a great guy, one of the best guys I work with.

So we're going to do a Telling Steve Dave episode that we're going to hand off to him that I believe he's going to sell on Bandcamp under his own thing.

And we are going to allow listeners to choose the episode.

We're going to do five

topics

they want us to talk about.

Right.

So if you want to send in the topics that you want us to talk about it, we're going to pick five.

And then that day we're going, for the first time ever, do a ant run episode of Telling Steve, Dave, that we're doing for charity that we'll give off to my buddy.

And

I'm sure the pricing, if it's not, pick whatever you want for it.

It'll be all, it'll be very reasonable, but it is going to help a great guy, a great fireman,

who does a lot for people.

So that's coming, I guess, if we record it in January, February.

Where should they send their suggestions?

I guess

K-Muse.

No?

Okay.

K-Muse, too.

You arrived with that?

Yeah.

So just,

I guess, five topics, like if you guys want, I mean,

what would be

an example?

Well, I thought if somebody had

a question again, like the relationship one, they could.

Or if they were like, hey, you guys have never talked about,

I don't know, the fucking 1972 Olympics.

You know what I mean?

Like, whatever.

Fred of stereotype.

Yeah, like shit like that.

Like, we could, we would, we would.

Yeah, we're all probably only going to inundate it with

questions about like advice then.

Shit, like that.

Okay.

It doesn't matter.

Well, no, I like the idea.

Somebody out there has a topic that they're like, I'd love to hear what these guys think about it.

Is there stuff you want to address?

Was it?

Is there stuff you want to address?

We say somebody wrote in, they're like, is Black Lives Matter the last acceptable hate group in America?

Do you want to address that?

No, we don't.

No, Zoom.

Zoon.

Get us out of here.

That's funny.

So you're going to be on the other side of the pond soon.

Yeah, I leave Monday.

Well, what is Monday for me?

By the time you guys listen to me, I'll already be there.

We have

Tenderloin's Impractical Joker's UK tour

arena show.

Brian,

Arena, an arena.

The O2 Arena sold out four nights.

It'll be sweet if they fucking, if you got to deal with them, with some of these arenas on Cubrew, like the official spots.

Now you make money.

Now you make so much money.

How much is that you're going to hold?

17,000 people.

17, 17, 17, 11 nights in a row.

So it's over 100,000 people.

11 nights in a row?

We've sold out 11 nights.

Yeah.

We have one day off.

I can't believe this guy's sitting at the poker table.

I, yeah, just like again, oh boy, this trial.

Well, why the fuck is it?

You're putting me in such a difficult spot.

It has to present you as the everyman.

Yeah, and you're like, and you're fucking selling out 100,000 people are coming to see you.

Yeah.

And you're worried about four on Reddit who fucking said that you're

not funny.

Okay.

I mean it's it you're you're giving me a Herculean task to try to uh defend you and defend your your your stance that

although that could be worked to your favor though I mean then then you would say well he is funny because if that many people are willing to pay a lot of no but the thing is it were the comments unwarranted

or just plain mean

can you imagine like you you really had to like go to court for something and your attorney had this little thing

every turn?

Seems to agree with them.

It's just tough.

But your attorney would tell you, don't mention these things.

Well, the reason I'm mentioning it is now because

this is what I'm doing.

After the trial, flaunt that you're a fucking big shot.

Superstar.

Yeah,

then you whip your nuts out and say

piss all over the fucking little man and the commoners.

But I don't want to piss all over the little man in the commoners.

Look, the ants are meeting up before the Manchester show.

That's what I'm doing doing here.

I'm trying to promote our community.

Our community that fucking hates me.

So I'm trying to promote them.

The Ant Moot Manchester Thursday.

Oh, because it's England.

They do it the wrong way.

January 12th.

Thursday, January 12th.

To coincide with the Impractical Joger Show, there'll be an Ant Moot starting at Crazy Pedro's Part-Time Pizza at 4 p.m.

with the pub crawl through various places to the arena, then post-show to round off the night.

Apparently, these ant meetups have been a lot of fun and incredible.

Like, good meeting.

Oh, I'm sure they are.

So, I just wanted to promote this for these guys.

And if I can make it, I'm going to try and swing by at some point.

I would say it's probably a 10% chance I am because I don't even know when I'm getting to town.

But

you got an arena show to do.

You'll make a solid effort to go to it.

I will make the best effort I've done.

I'm caught up in the pub crawl.

Well, I'm

afraid he misses the show.

Well, the Fab Cafe Air Force.

Yes.

That would fucking seal the verdict, though.

If you don't show up to the arena show,

you're hanging out with it.

Case clothes.

It would be fucking

slam fucking dunk.

All right.

I like airtight shit right there.

I'll consult with my accountant on that one.

But the Fab Cafe is where Brian Johnson and I did a Space Monkey show in Manchester low, those many years ago.

Yeah, so they're going back to where you, it's like going back to where the Beatles first lay.

That's right.

That's what I'm going to try and make.

I'm going to try and make the Fab Cafe afterwards.

I would like to.

Yeah, that'd be nice.

That would be

pretty fucking damn sweet for the meetup if a Telum Steve Dave member was to just show up out of the blue.

That's just a term in his case that he's funny, but

that he's willing to.

Common man is my strongest, is my weakest.

That's where I'm going to have the most problems convincing a jury about the common man.

That's where Gidam is going to fuck in.

Yeah, that's where Giddam should come to demolish you.

Yeah, that's where Giddam should come in and just really lay the haymakers in on me and have me on the roll.

Yeah, because the

common man defense is

really having a hard time coming up with

the examples to prove that he still is or was.

Ever was, yeah.

Well,

he was always, you know,

he was in a cocoon for a couple of years.

A couple of years there, and then he fucking blossomed into this butterfly you see before you.

Yeah, you never were common.

You were always exceptionally uncommon.

Well, that's I agree.

You know how infrequently I make friends.

No, but I feel the same way about you guys.

So, what does that mean?

It's the most common.

We couldn't even get into the arena.

There's nothing more common.

You get on stage.

I couldn't get there by myself.

I'm writing James Murray's coattails.

Murray?

Yeah.

Murray is.

He's a ken-doo kind of guy, right?

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

He's the dude who wants to put everything together.

Yeah, he's that guy.

If Ming was better, he would like Ming could be done.

He wasn't such a self-involved idiot.

I'm very says, it's 2017, Brian.

I'm woke.

I don't want to badmouth Ming.

He's trying his hardest.

We're not bad mouthing anybody anymore, right?

I mean, no more get him hate.

No.

That's another thing people say, that they're tired of you slamming get him.

Because it's unfair.

So that's like Brad Pitt picking on Ernest, they say.

Or mask, like Rocky Dennis.

I see.

All right.

That's over now, anyway.

Or like some morbidly obese nobody

who's not even Ernest.

They're not happy with you doing it either.

No, I read it.

I read some of the comments.

But then there are people who are like, get that Fetcher cough off the show.

Like, fuck them.

Say, you don't know what to to do.

I just go with my heart in the moment.

Whatever I think I should say in the moment is what I do.

If people don't like it, I don't know what to tell you.

Well,

if you do like it, I guess I know what to tell you.

All right, the meetup.

The meetup.

And if you care about the case cue,

I'll show you.

A little bit of FaceTime would help us go a long way.

Okay.

As the judge, I would agree.

I know we're not supposed to talk like this.

pop in your head you know what I got Troy I got Troy set up perfectly how I'm gonna utilize Troy yeah do you ever remember when we were kids we used to play football on the street and you'd have uh you'd have uh maybe you had um five guys right and one of the so then it would be two against two and an automatic quarterback yeah Troy's going to be the automatic lawyer because he is going to when Ginnam is giving his

side he will be there because I figure he's been in more courtrooms than anybody here he will know the jargon huh Even me.

Yeah, he will know the jargon.

He will know the proper way to phrase and maybe even

curve or

present it maybe in a way that Guinam or I didn't think of.

So we will both be able to utilize him as we give our presentations.

I've talked to Troy a little bit about, not specifically, but like his interrogation process and shit.

It's pretty interesting.

Well, no, he's not, but I'm not using him as an interrogator.

Now I'm I'm utilizing his knowledge of being in a courtroom and how he's heard lawyers.

He'll be a very valuable

member of that night to help us present and use proper phrasing and make it really sound like a proper trial.

Nice.

I think that he'll be invaluable in that aspect.

That's as real as it gets.

Like the jargon, everything else is like, well, he played a stadium, so he's totally unrelatable.

Oh, yeah.

I mean, even Troy's going to have a fucking hard time coming

on your own.

Did he go to the moot?

Oh, fuck it.

I don't want to tell you.

I mean, even lawyers who went to fucking school passed multiple bars are going to be fucking hard-pressed to make him look fucking relatable.

Yeah, they're going to be scratching their heads and be like, I don't know.

I've never seen anything like it.

If I send Declan to the ant moot in my stead,

yeah, people will be excited.

You mean what, in your place?

Yeah.

He's got to go represent me at the Ant Moot.

Yeah.

Will they even know if he walks through the door?

I don't know.

If he posts a picture of him, they will.

We'll see.

I'm doing my best to get there.

All right.

I am.

I have to.

That's what you can do.

I really am.

Thankfully, if you lose,

it's not like you're going to jail.

It's not like you have to worry about your safety in a prison cell.

No.

I mean, he's declared unfunny.

That's rough.

By a small community.

By a small community, though.

But is it if I'm funny or not?

Well, let's look at it.

There's multiple problems.

You got to look at it.

Every lawyer would be bereft in his duties if he didn't tell you that there's some risk here.

There's serious charges against you.

I have to lay out what could happen here.

And it's possible you could lose.

We both could lose.

But the good side, the good, you know, bad side is that you lose face a little bit.

Well, I got to be quiet.

I got to be quieter on the show.

Yeah, and but you know what?

You're still going to sell it urinas, you're still going to be on TV every week.

You're still going to own your fucking

micro brewery.

Yeah,

but no, my life is definitely still better than them.

That's for sure.

They're assholes.

But I'll be a little bit quieter on the show.

Yeah.

But overall, though, you know, you're qualified.

I'm still going to let that one go.

I serve that up for you to fucking slap me down.

What's the kind of shit I'm talking about?

No,

what can I do?

I mean, I can't, like,

they understand, and they know it's up to that date.

That night will hinge on everything.

Not what you said today.

Right.

Not what you, not your actions over the course of the next couple weeks

on your fucking stadium tour with fucking Spice Girls and fucking David Beckham opening up.

He's just kicking a soccer ball around.

That'd be incredible, though.

That'd be pretty great.

Who opens for you?

No, we're bringing Owen the entire tour.

Owen Benjamin, yeah, he's opening for us.

You know, we got a couple of special surprises here and there.

We're working on some cool things.

All right.

11 nights.

I mean,

that's like Springsteen.

That's pretty crazy.

Well, he would do stadiums, not arenas.

Okay.

But still, I mean, it's like, all right, then it's like

Tina Turner.

I can't even equate what it's like in your, like, there's nothing I'd equate to.

It's un fuck, it's unrelatable.

Yeah.

Trouble.

That's trouble.

Shit.

Maybe I shouldn't have said anything about the ammo.

I'm just trying to give you the arena tour.

Just trying to make him feel overconfident.

Yeah, that's good.

I like that.

Roba-dope him.

Idiot.

Roba-dope the dope.

As I drove off the skin,

that fairy story.

But something so quiet that stops remote.

And I kept hearing the voice.

Oh,

my god, my goal.

I'm busting the bar to bury.

Coming to the store,

your answers lie ahead.

Casting they can say

that's fear.

Victory above the skull is free.

And the gift of the seams,

this skull belonged to us.

Tiny piece of bread on the village was cast out.

Thank God that menace old resign in the skull.

I think the money will reduce your bones to none.

I'm about to go because it's all going

to be.

I'm about to pull the kisses all

this way.

I don't believe

how I believe.

I must go back for the skull this evening.

I sounded my temptation and a body for the soul of the team.

I continue on my way to the final destination.

During the night, the mark of my mind was liquid and revealing the answer to me.

The skull has fulfilled its arm of the bargain.

I must see its massage again.

I went back to the skull to burning all back on the push for a pressure.

No red night, I'd be rather discussing What the heck the skull comes to me?

I offered to buy the mystical item, eventually meeting an agreement.

The brand of the devil showing that I'd take it away.

The skull now is my possession.

I'm about to go home because it's not calling to me.

I'm about to pour off the kiss of skull.

How can this be?

I don't believe,

do I believe

I must go back on the snow this evening

Should have tested for war,

should have tested first.

The largest ones is war, that's what I'm the best.

I'm

going to stop going

to me.

I'm not going to go

home in this way.

I'll talk to you.

I must go back for the skull this year.

Off in zeal,

Ghostboard waiting to be with me.

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