#315: Woe is Q

Two autistics going head to head, man.

Someone's got to win.

I think I blacked out after I heard it for a second.

There's more at stake here.

I mean, we're talking about a celebrity's feelings.

Tell them, Steve, Dave.

Hello, and welcome to this week's edition of Tell'em Steve Dave.

Boys, is this going to be

it's get them free just so everyone knows right out of the gate that you don't have to wait for him to laugh or

insert himself or any other number of things that people seem to have take issue with.

God forbid he laughs, right?

Right.

Well, you know,

get him, he's divisive, right?

He's a polarizing figure, but he's not the only one.

You came in,

you looked down, and

I say, BQ.

You should be on top of the world.

Look at you.

You guys know ever since I got sick, I've been really happy.

I love my job.

I love coming here.

You love life.

I love life.

I love life, but that's hit a snag, a bit of a snag.

I made the mistake of well, somebody had sent me a screen cap saying that

of one of the Reddit things, saying that I picked on Get Him a Little Too Hard.

Do you want people sending me that kind of stuff, or would you rather be unaware of it?

I mean, I think his thing was I could use it on the show,

not like a negative.

Ignorance is bliss.

Is it or is it?

It is.

It is, dude, because I haven't been on Reddit in a long, long time.

And I went in and uncovered a level of hatred that I,

I mean, could you like imagine someone who is completely in love and then finds out that their wife is cheating on him?

Like, like someone that got a billion years, you'd be like, nah, not my wife.

Go on.

You thought you were beloved?

I didn't think I was beloved, but I thought the show was beloved.

I thought, like, we.

I don't know.

I certainly think I was hated.

I thought I was mildly likable.

Oh, my God, dude.

I went on and I was like, let me just see this thing about Genem because

maybe we could use it.

And I just got into a rabbit hole about reading people on Reddit who I'm assuming are hardcore Talent Studio fans.

I gotta be honest, I don't know why they listen.

And holy fuck, it's like everybody hates me.

There were a few people sticking up for me here and there.

There they are.

And I appreciated that.

But oh my gosh.

What is it that they hate about you?

I'm unfunny.

Any bits I come up with are unfunny.

I'm a liar, a bad actor.

I'm arrogant.

I'm out of touch.

I'm

the least.

The least funniest.

Let's go through him, though.

Bad actor?

Do you disagree?

I mean, I'm not acting, so

are we sure it's not just Giddam?

It's not

being a troll and going there.

It's getting his

hundreds of accounts.

Just to get back.

No.

It's the only way he really can.

Because you know how behind the scenes here, I text Giddem.

I like Getham.

We get along, and like I will text him about whatever episode we're coming up, if I know there's something involving him, like I'll text him to bounce ideas off him.

It's not like we come in here, right?

But you recall that you sent me a text the last time you texted him, you were like, I think Gen was mad at me.

He was very short and

hurt.

He was.

And was I not upset?

Was I not concerned?

That's what I'm saying.

You were.

Because he's my friend, and I worry.

And then I said, it's probably he's frazzled like Waltz on his ass about something and it turned out

after I told you that I texted him.

I said, hey, buddy.

I said, if I basically said, like, if

I don't mean to bother you.

Yeah, like, because he's like,

I don't want to, I don't want him upset at me.

And he's like, no, he's like, it's not you.

It's someone who worked.

And then he texted me later.

He's like, look, I'm really sorry.

Like, I didn't mean to come off like that.

I can't even remember what.

I mean, can you imagine?

It was Wednesday.

Could you imagine, though, that he being that like

frazzled that you can't answer a friend's text?

Because I said, hey, when you get to work today, scan these two items at a certain DPI before I get there.

And that's

what has him pushes him over the airport.

Whenever he gets a text and he's, you know,

jumping down your throat.

Yeah.

His reaction is such that Quinn questions their friendship.

I mean, I think.

so.

Maybe I'm just so.

Yeah, are you maybe in one of those moods where you're a little oversensitive?

No, I didn't think so.

Dude, no, because when I started reading them, I was like, well, this fucking guy doesn't know what he's talking about.

This guy doesn't know what he's talking about.

It's like, they don't like the colonel thing.

And I'm like, and they're like, it's not funny.

And I'm like, well, it wasn't really a joke.

I was like, I got made a colonel by Kentucky.

They don't like the tax thing, which, all right, whatever.

They don't like the skull thing.

Like, it's a lie.

I'm a liar.

Like, whatever.

It's like, dude, and after a while, Walt, like, it went from like,

like, it went through stages of like, what's wrong with this asshole?

To, like, oh, like, this is fucking, why do these people even listen?

To, like, holy fuck, why are there so many people who don't like me?

To, like, holy shit, does anybody like me?

It really went to the point where

you tried to text Giddam for validation.

Yeah, yeah.

I was like, love me.

I mean, to the point that I was like, I don't know if it, there was a, there was some moments where I was like, maybe I should just not do the show anymore.

Like,

I could, I mean, I don't want to take away from your pity party, but I mean, I'd love to join in.

I mean, here's, I mean, lately, though, I've been taking it on the chin about my doofus looks on the Twitter, too.

And on the Twitter, you can't even say that you're not fucking that every fucking.

I mean,

everybody wants to rub you out, both men and women.

Well, see, this is why I find it even more upsetting, buddy, because and here I'm just getting like that dumb, fuck-tarred, goofy, bucktooth

d-bag right and uh unfuckable at unfuckable you have kids i know that's why i'm like but i don't want to put i don't want to put my kids images online just to prove it's been there so long

well why don't you leak a sex tape though instead

so i mean we're both we're both uh yeah but you know what the thing though is dude like on twitter is

ij fans Okay.

Right?

And it's just like, and there's nothing not to like.

If you like IJ, there's nothing not to like.

I'm as inoffensive as possible on IJ.

You know what I mean?

And it's edited and, you know what I mean?

And everything is like presented a perfect way.

Here is like the real me.

And I always had a thought that I had a relationship with the ants where it was like, look, I started here as a sound guy and worked your way up from the bottom.

And we got to see.

You got to put yourself up by your bootstraps.

Where it's just like where they got to see me get the TV show and then get more successful and grow into this thing.

It's like, and here was the place I was honest where I was like, hey, this sucks about being on TV.

And apparently, nobody wants to hear it.

Like, people are like, well, you're ungrateful, you're blah, blah, blah.

And I'm like, but I thought I didn't think I was doing that.

I thought I was just sharing with the audience that I thought I was real with what it was really like.

But apparently, that's not welcome or appreciated.

Even the texting started as like I was really complaining to you guys and people, an audience that I thought were, you know, friends of a sort.

Like, we were in it together, but like, holy fuck.

I think the perception is like, I wish I had your problems.

Yeah,

maybe, maybe, but that's not what they're saying.

That's not what they're saying.

They're just, they're just like rich asshole, which I'm not even like, like, I mean, you know how much money.

It's not like I'm rich, rich, you know what I mean?

It's like, yeah, I have a little more money, but if the show went away tomorrow, I'd be in deep trouble.

You know what I mean?

It's not like I'm like,

you'd see me at fucking like openings of like card stores.

You would be here.

You would be here on Tuesdays.

And I guess it just, it was a shift in my perception of my role on Tellum Steve Dave and my interaction with the audience of Tellum Steve Dave and the ants.

Like I didn't realize that they fucking just didn't like me.

A lot of them, I didn't know.

It really hurt my feelings, which is a pussy thing to say, but

it did.

I'd be too, I mean, I know you're just going to take anything anybody says as like trying to you feel better, but I think each of us has been in that barrel, though, at one point, one time or another, during the show's

existence.

I mean, initially,

I was

some of the things people said was just, I mean, it was hurtful.

Then, Brie got in that barrel.

Yeah.

And now you're kind of in that barrel.

I do.

The barrel, you know, we hop in and out of it.

Why do people listen if they hate me so much?

Like, if you're listening to a show and they fast forward, they love me and you even more.

You can't negate it.

I guess, man.

It really bummed me out.

And then I was trying to turn into a positive.

I was like, all right.

Then I was like, well, what if it would put me on trial by fire ants where everybody who hates me could send in what they hate about me?

And I could try and answer it or try and change or like try and stick up for myself.

But who would be like, well, who would prosecute?

We could have Giddam be the prosecutor.

People are.

And I'll defend you, Q.

You could defend yourself.

No, no, no.

I would like it if you would defend me.

Oh, that would look pretty good.

Yeah, that would be pretty good.

And if Giddam, what happens if Giddam, and then what?

Will that let the

have like a.

I guess we need a judge, like an impartial judge.

Well, it can't be Brian Johnson then.

Nothing on your behalf.

It can't be Brian Johnson.

I guess we would have to let it up to the Reddit board.

Like,

they'll start a, like, what's it called, a post.

And they could take a vote.

And then you're like, you know, guilty or innocent.

Oh.

And then, and then we'll let it run for until we record.

Okay.

The next time we record, and then we'll see what the results are.

So we're going to actively engage the Reddit board.

Yeah, they will be deciding your fate.

A jury of your peers, a bunch of fucking fugly trolls at their fucking keyboards.

Well, my only concern is like, but I don't want.

Well, okay, wait a minute.

Not your peers, my peers.

What I don't want, though, is I don't want people listening to this who've never been on Reddit to go on Reddit to stick up for me.

Yeah, that's the problem.

You're going to get so many people are going to flock to your channel.

But there's a way to see how long you've been on Reddit.

So if you've been on for like

less than a week, your vote doesn't count.

You have to be a hardcore hater.

Yeah, like,

but they got to send it.

Like, I didn't, I just didn't know that everybody fucking really disliked me.

It's a bummer, man.

But you know what?

That they didn't.

That reality didn't exist until you went on Reddit and checked it out and immersed yourself in it.

Well, it was like what we always said about the Matrix, how I was living in The Matrix.

Like, I just thought

that we were all.

What was the most hurtful thing you saw?

I mean, all of it sort of bundled up, and after a while, there was so much of it.

I mean, there's so much of it.

Did anyone call you unfuckable?

What about this?

Nobody called me unfuckable.

Did it say

was Q the only child of his parents could have, or did they just forget the condom that one time?

Woo!

Nobody really burned.

Yeah, because that's what somebody said about me.

Really?

Oh, really?

Yeah.

When he last, me and my wife go, oh, it's that we cringe and call him the bucktooth fucktard.

Did anybody say that about you?

No.

Okay.

Who said that about you?

Just some dude.

Just some guy

on the Twitter where you're beloved.

I don't don't know if I go anywhere in Beloved, but tooth fucktard.

But this is the man who will, the fucktard will be defending you

in your trial by fire.

So that means, well, you love me?

Your opening statement is like,

what role do I play?

Who am what?

Am I a bailiff?

No,

you'll preside over everything.

And if and if one of, if, and if Giddam has an objection to something I use, you will rule on it.

Objectively.

Oh, so I am the judge.

But I will be able to call you as a character witness, as a witness, even though you're the judge, I'll still be able to call you to the stand.

Okay.

That sounds legal.

And we'll see if we can get like, make it a big

deal.

Yeah, I mean,

we'll have,

we'll present evidence.

Right.

We'll call, we'll call

witnesses to the stand.

Right.

We'll read testimony.

The Reddit trolls could email in why they hate me so fucking much.

And we'll have to.

I think they have.

Can't we just print it out?

I can't go through that again.

I can't wade through those, that muck again.

And if, and instead of placing your hand on a Bible and swearing to tell the truth, we'll put our hands on the Persian kiss and skull.

Prussian?

Yeah.

Prussian kiss and skull.

Yeah, which I forgot even to bring today because I was so bummed out.

So out of sorts.

Dude, I was out of sorts.

I mean, some of it is like ridiculous.

Like somebody saying, like, I mean, there was some like misogynistic sexist shit on there too about Stacy and stuff that I was like, ah, besides this, I can ignore.

When do you want to do this?

Do you want to prepare?

You want to go and have it in the first in January at some point?

Are you free in January?

Yeah.

Or I could get a date where

we can get the whole TSD universe in here and

we'll call witnesses.

Yeah, absolutely.

I mean,

I'm in London.

for the first two weeks of January.

Yeah.

I'm just looking forward to it.

I'm jet-setting in the month of London.

Yeah,

I'm not going to be able to.

You know, we have these arenas that we sold out.

Wembley, Wembley sold out.

I don't know how many nice things.

Yeah, but how many times do I come on here and talk about that shit?

I mean, how many times?

It comes with the terrorism.

I mean, it comes with your whole persona.

I guess, but why?

The only way that...

I thought I was one of us.

The only way that...

Nah.

Yeah,

you're better than us.

I mean, that's a.

I don't agree with that.

If you were a comic book man, you would still be relatable, but you're a joker.

I don't know if I don't, maybe I'm wrong, but I don't know if I agree with that.

Like, this shit's all gonna be over in a few years, and we're still gonna be here doing Telemachus.

What would you rather have, Bri?

Okay, somebody go on and say that you're not a good actor,

um, unfunny, unfunny, liar, or

buck-toothed

virgin.

Well,

I'd take buck to the virgin.

Yeah,

I think I would too.

Get out of here.

I would look in the mirror and I would be like, well, I don't have buck teeth.

And I know I'm not a virgin.

I'm talking about when,

I mean, but all of a sudden, then you're, but then all of a sudden, if you, if you choose that, though, then you look in the mirror and you don't have a big beard, you got two fucking big front teeth and you basically, you're, you got a devil shirt on.

Oh, okay.

So you become me.

But you're not a virgin and you don't have buck teeth.

Again, I don't don't understand.

And you guys are awesome, but we both know you're fucking lying through the bathroom.

We both know I'm a virgin.

But we both know we're all lying through our buck teeth.

And all this is going to happen.

You know what's going to happen?

Because it happened last week.

All that's going to happen now is going to be bombarded with

wonderful messages because that's what happened last week after Gidham, you know,

got land-based.

And I said some mean things.

It's just like the amount of

people emailing in now with the polar opposite now.

I don't want that, though.

Yeah, but that's just going to happen.

And you know what?

You can't fuck them up.

Please don't do that.

They feel bad for you right now.

All right, but please don't do that.

We're trying to get to the bottom of something.

At the bottom of why you're not universally liked.

Not universally liked, but like, why am I so hated on this one?

Yes.

Yeah.

Okay.

Because they hate everything.

Yeah, everyone.

I I mean, look, not all of them make sense.

Some people are just like, I mean, they just toot their own horn, like, I'm so successful, but I can't tell you who I am and why.

And it's like, all right, we get it, dude.

Like, we got it.

You're successful.

Somebody got it.

I mean, I understand that.

Somebody did that on Twitter the other day.

They went after Mike and I for whatever reason and

said that they had two radio shows.

So they were very successful, but you could tell, I mean, it was a troll account they had just started.

And one of the things,

I guess he's trying, this guy was trying to start a

maybe something that could get us in trouble with the brass at AMC,

which was that

he saw Mike and I at the Menlo Park Mall up in Edison with two 20-year-old girls.

And it was disgusting.

Okay, so you're getting that you've seen, you're seen gallivanting with 20-year-old vixens,

and I'm getting that I'm a fucking

an R,

quote-unquote R with buck teeth.

Something that's well, I don't think this guy was an accomplished troll

because that's what I said.

Why were you and Mike with 20-year-olds up at the And why is there anything wrong with that?

They were our hookers.

I mean,

I thought that was obvious.

I'd take them to the mall.

That was the other thing.

That's a weird thing to pay for.

That was the other thing.

I was like, why would we, like, were we trying to not go to a local mall?

Because there are a couple that are maybe a little closer.

You know, Mammoth Mall.

I wrote back, I said, it is disgusting.

They told us they were 18.

But I mean, if he thinks that's going to shame like me.

Now, Q, if I go and

if I'm representing you.

Yes.

and I want to go somewhere, can I go anywhere?

Can I bring up anything?

Or are there things in your life that I cannot bring to?

I know I want to get the sympathy out to you.

Well, I would say, like, you know the true nature of how I got sick last year, like everything that happened.

I would say not, not, maybe not, like, the deep details on that.

So don't bring up the gay bathhouse.

Yeah, don't bring up that.

David, I have no idea what you're talking about.

Sure, you do.

If I said it off mic, you would know.

You never told anybody what you was that you had?

Well, the encephalitis I did, but the full extent of

that.

I never told it.

But that's like a good.

That's a feel-good.

That's like beating.

You're like Rudy and shit.

Yeah, I know.

Go lay out on Broad Street.

You know what?

Maybe we'll save that.

Put a carpet over you.

Maybe we'll save that for like the fucking

haymaker and the trial.

Show.

Like, you just got to do anything and everything to win back, win curry with these people.

Yeah, I guess.

Yeah, and if it doesn't look like it's going your way, then that's your bombshell.

You always need a bombshell.

All right, okay.

So

what is the percentage that of

on Reddit?

No, what is the percentage of

that you're looking for in terms of

your approval rating?

Yeah, your approval rating.

What's a one you can live with and one you're like, where this is?

I mean, I would even fucking take 50%.

You think it's below?

Is it below 50?

On Reddit?

Yeah.

Oh, dude.

It's vicious.

It's below 50.

It's way below 50.

It's vicious.

Is it?

Do you think you concur?

I didn't go to Reddit, so

I don't know.

But I'm going to be matching wits with my arch nemesis.

Like Perry Mason versus Matt Locke.

These people who wrote that shit

like you've been.

Ironside versus Andy Griffith.

Ironside.

Roll in here.

My client needs all the help he can get.

I will be defending him from a wheelchair.

If you are one of the people who took the time on Reddit to repeatedly say why I suck,

why I'm awful, all those things, this is your moment.

Okay, where should they send their

reasons and their

email address?

Yeah.

I only want negatives.

No positives.

No positives

so I can defend.

I don't, I'm, I'm not.

Giddam's prosecuting.

I just have to defend it.

Right.

Giddam to set up his own fucking email for the

well, legally, you got to share.

You got to share.

All right, I will share.

But this is it.

This is it.

You've been heard.

You've been.

Everybody who says I suck, everybody says that I'm not funny.

Everybody says that I'm a liar.

Everybody that says that I'm just like bad for the show and that I've become unfunny.

Like, you've been heard.

So, so.

If I call a character witness, Stacey, will she speak?

Because that would really damage you.

We should find it.

That's the bombshell.

In more ways than one.

I'll talk to her.

I'll see.

You know, maybe she's on Reddit talking about me.

I don't know.

That's a paranoid right there.

I'm telling you, dude, I was real down.

So, so please, if you wrote all that shit, write into Walt, put it into writing to Walt.

And I think the guys or gals,

I can't believe it's gals.

No, there was some gals, clearly.

Some gals

bashing you.

Yeah.

That's strange.

If that's happening, then I would be concerned because I'm telling you, dude, you're on your way.

Fonzi snapping his fucking fingers and nothing happens.

Dude, I'm telling you, Walt, this isn't an act.

I know they're listening and being like, it's an exact thing.

Like hoping the comments change.

I'm hitting the side of my computer to monitor.

Yeah, I was really bummed out, man.

It was one of those moments where I was like, maybe we should just shut down the show for a while or take a break or something.

Oh, my God.

That's fucking, then I'll kill myself.

Well, I mean, well, you lose.

There might be, if you lose the trial, which we're not going to lose.

But you always got to prepare if you do.

But if you do lose.

Well, it's up to the Reddit people.

And Giddam could replace you.

Well, see,

I think that's awesome.

I think that's awesome.

But then I read a theory that said the reason I've been saying that I don't want Gethem on the show, or it's me and him, is because I want time off from the show and I want Gethem to replace it.

So if we do that, those people are going to be like, I fucking knew it.

I knew it.

Well, you're playing.

There's no win.

Yeah, you're playing chess in an unwinnable chess match.

You're right.

Yeah, I'll accept it.

You know why?

Because then I'm definitely going to win.

Because the people don't want Gethem on the show full-time.

They don't want him on parking.

The only one hated more than me is fucking Gethem.

That's true.

Okay, so how about, I mean,

there's got to be some penalty for losing.

If I lose, I will, I'll still be here every week, but I will cut my verbal contribution to the show.

You'll go back to being the sound guy?

I'll go 50% Les Quinn.

They'll get what they want.

I'll be here and I'll chime in every once in a while because I love hanging out with you guys.

And

I love being here, but I'll give them what they want.

Boom.

And what okay, and if you win, what happens?

Well, nothing, but then I just feel a little better about it.

I feel a little bit better, yeah.

I feel better.

This is like, I mean, it's like OJ

and Q.

These are the two biggest trials

that the media has ever seen.

Yeah, like Tot Mom.

And there's more at stake here.

Yeah.

I mean, we're talking about a celebrities' feelings.

That kid was already dead.

Yeah.

All right.

Nothing was going to bring that kid back.

No.

Yeah.

But we can still save Q's feelings.

Yeah.

Celebrity's feelings.

That's pretty sweet.

So we're looking in January.

We'll send them to the next day.

Sometime in January.

But start getting those emails in there.

We'll start sending the emails now, and I'll start compiling our defense.

All right.

Thank you, Walt.

I appreciate it.

And you know what?

It's actually touching to me that you would take that on.

This is what they say in the industry: a fucking slam dunk.

Giddam.

Which industry?

The legal industry.

Giddam does this.

You saw Giddam with the cotton gin.

Yeah.

He fucked up, Royal.

So now

he's on Reddit a lot.

So he is now the voice of Reddit.

He is now prosecuting you.

I mean, this is like, like I said,

this is easy.

And I'll even do my best not to go at Giddam.

Well, it depends if, you know, if you're called to the witness stand,

then you're going to get cross-examined by Gidham, and

you're going to have to, imagine that under the spotlight of Gidham under the crosshairs.

Yeah.

The Clarence Darrow of Autistics.

Yeah, that's right.

Two Autistics going head to head, man.

Someone's got to win.

Someone's got to lose.

One of these fucktargs is going to win.

I will demand for a fair,

I will go to the judge, the Honorable Brian Johnson.

I'll be like,

I demand that Giddam Steve Dave

wear a set of wood indentures so he looks also bucktooth.

Okay.

So there's no, like, there's no

hillbilly

candy machine things.

So we both look equal.

Yeah, and we already know he's unfuckable.

Well, that's not true.

That is not true.

That is not true.

Really?

He's been missing work to get his fucking work.

Did you know that this was the best?

This is why

you can't take

the online pulse

and give it any kind of weight because although he didn't say it on air, I don't know if you heard this, but we were doing something

something big.

We were doing a big event at the store.

We were recording the Christmas pod.

Okay.

And you were very concerned about

Giddam's lump.

Yes.

The one in his hand.

Yeah.

And we were talking about how I said that he was trying to blame the store because he said that I had him typing too many eBay options.

And then

he said to Stacy off mic, and I don't know if anybody heard this, but I saw her face.

And I was like, there is only one Giddam Steve Dave on earth because he told Stacy that the reason he thought he may have a carpal tunnel or the lump may be a cause of something to do, overdoing something with his hand, was because he was

using his fingers

too much to pleasure his new gal.

First off,

he said it with no hint of

like, I'm not joking around.

He did say, he said it, and he was like, I don't know the proper word, I don't know what the the words he used to describe, but he said, I've been doing that a lot, and I wonder if it has anything to do with this lump on my hand.

And her face was looking around to see if anybody else in the room had heard it.

She's like, first you look towards Q, and Q was busy talking to Troy.

She was scrolling Reddit to see if she comments.

No, not another one.

And that's what he told Stacy off mic.

Isn't that crazy?

Like, a world exists where that fucking hobgoblin was talking to a fucking angel like that about diddling some fucking and a lie because he hadn't seen her in months, right?

Well, you know, this lump has been on his hand since the summertime.

Okay.

So it's possible.

So you're saying he did so much fingering in the summer that the after effects are lasting six months later.

Oh my god.

She didn't tell me that.

Of course not.

She's probably traumatized.

I mean, she was looking around like a child, like that, like a six-year-old at a department store, and her mom had, you know, she didn't know where her mom was, like looking around for someone to save save her as

he was explaining his theory on why he had a lump on his hand.

Did she say anything?

Did she respond at all, or did she?

Was she just a guess?

I blacked out after I heard it for a second because I was like, I can't believe he just told someone that, let alone her.

Why?

Why the one person who never says a word on or off mic when she's here?

He corners her.

Like, you can just see his shadow going over her.

The lump is out like

she weighs 98 pounds.

He's like fucking 300.

He's like, you're probably wondering about this sebaceous lump on my hand.

Do you think it's possible, though?

No,

no.

First off, carpal tunnel doesn't result in a fucking pinball-sized growth on your fucking

top of your head.

Is it like more like a ping pot at all?

Yeah, I mean, now it looks like a hole it's growing exponentially.

Like a baked potato.

Now, is that r the result of autism?

Like, he doesn't know he shouldn't be fucking sitting there and talking about the potatoes.

Well, I mean, I or idiocy.

I would say not because, like I said, I feel like

that I like I said, I took a couple tests and I believe that I could be ju in the same boat with Giddam.

Yeah.

But I don't, I don't think I like to I would never say never, but I don't think I would ever say that to anybody,

let alone, you know,

I don't mean it's in a sexist way.

No, I don't think I would ever talk that way in front of a woman, though.

Right.

It does not have to be.

There are many times that you're like, oh, I didn't know she'd be here.

Is it okay?

We use the shit word.

But yes, I mean, having known you a very long time,

that's not like the kind of joke you would make.

I don't think he's joking.

That's what I mean.

So to say it seriously.

Yeah, even like if I had a serious, like,

what's it called?

Malady

that I thought was because I was

doing something too much in the bedroom.

Right.

I don't even think I would tell a doctor, let alone somebody that I see like occasionally a couple times a year, you know, and a female at that.

That's crazy.

And not only that, I mean, it would be good if you didn't tell a doctor because I don't think there's anything in the history of medical science that would back up a statement like that.

It's insanity.

I mean, I just think he likes, well, not likes, but I think that there is some urge for him to, you know, let the world know that, like,

those fingers aren't just for typing in eBay auctions.

Right.

They can do others' magic, too.

Is that sanity?

Stacy?

Where's the gain in her knowing that?

Yeah, of all the people there, the one least likely to tell.

But in his defense, in Give him his defense, he did not say it just to her.

He was saying it for everybody, I think, everybody in the room, but only she was paying attention and me, because I heard some words that performed.

Well, I'll say this, too, in terms of her being here and him cornering her like that.

Tell him Steve Dave is not a spectator sport.

If she's here, she's opening herself up to any sort of fucking weirdness.

Which we have seen has happened.

Right.

in her credit, she didn't tell me, she didn't complain about it.

You know what I mean?

She wasn't like, that's so fucking weird that, get it.

She was just like, all right, I guess this is just what I have to deal with now because I'm here.

Oh, I thought you meant the post-traumatic survivors group she goes to once a week now.

She's living, she's shaved ahead, she's living in a cult somewhere.

Wow.

Mentally, it has been hard on her

for a couple of weeks now.

That's pretty gross.

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Oh, he has to fly around?

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Quinn, I'm sorry about your hurt feelings.

I almost feel like this is

not even worth bringing up in the shadow of that.

Okay.

It's pale in comparison.

It's going to

feel like you're making fun of me.

No, it's going to feel like, oh, why would you even bother mentioning this?

But I always keep it real on the show.

That doesn't work out for you sometimes.

But

I was evicted from my home.

You're telling this, huh?

Yeah,

because I have to try to figure out exactly what to do about this.

So if any aunts are real estate lawyers,

and I know they don't like you, I mean, you don't like them.

You don't like lawyers.

Lawyers?

You know, I've seen

gotten a couple emails from some lawyers, and

they say that I'm a little too hard on lawyers.

I just don't like lawyers who knowingly

will defend perps and animals that

they know are guilty.

Right.

And they'll try to get them off.

And they'll even point a finger at innocent people to try to get them off.

Like that lawyer that

tried to scapegoat you when you got kidnapped.

Oh, right.

He's like.

You've been trolling.

He's like, you're up there

looking for D.

And if you were, and if you were, that is like a green light for people to kidnap you?

I think his point was that if I would lie about why I was there, I might lie about other circumstances.

I don't think, I think that guy could get disbarred.

I would

move to have him disbarred if he was in my courtroom for saying stuff like that.

Yeah, they didn't seem to.

Nobody objected.

You didn't say I object?

No, that wasn't my place.

I was just like, I didn't know what the fuck he was talking about at first.

But then he starts reeling off all these gay websites.

And

I was like, I've never heard of any of these.

I was like, but you sure seem to know a lot about it.

You had a great comeback.

Yeah, well, not that great because then the prosecutor was like, don't say stuff like that.

Because it doesn't endear you to the jury when you make fun of people.

But

that was like to bring back a fairy ease from last week.

That was a haymaker.

And you threw a haymaker in court.

Yeah.

Didn't work out that great for me.

But you're in, you need a haymaker now, right?

Now I need a haymaker.

This is really weird.

I'm completely unaware of how they're able to do this.

I'll try to abbreviate this story, but I sent in a payment

via FedEx.

Like a little while later, like a couple weeks later, and I pay two months at a time.

I always pay my rent two months at a time.

A little while later, they sent an eviction notice, and I was like, what the hell is this about?

So I found out, and they're like, All right, well, if you paid, they're like, You don't have to worry about it, you're not going to get evicted.

And I said, Okay.

So, I was last week on Tuesday, I was in the city, and I get a call from Suzanne who says, We just got evicted.

And I was like, What do you, what are you talking about?

What do you mean?

And they're real dickheads about it.

I will eventually be exposing the complex and, you know, all the nuances?

Yeah, the finer points.

But

going back a couple, like back and forth, first they said that

they got the check, but they didn't know who it belonged to

because there was no identifying information on it.

Now,

100%,

100%.

Did your checks not have your name on it?

It was a cashier's check.

I signed a cashier's check just so it's like there's no bullshit with personal, you know,

funds and all that stuff, so that they get the money and there's no question about it.

So

they said that

they didn't know who the check was from.

And then they said they put the check in the wrong account.

Now, I had to go through Bank of America.

That's my bank.

It took me two days to get them to send an image of the check that it's like it was cashed.

And they said,

the apartment complex said it was put into a general fund because

they didn't know who it belonged to.

And I said, well, wait a second.

I said, my name was actually on the check.

And I know it's a big corporation, but I was like, you couldn't have done a search to find out.

The name of the town was on the check.

If the person opened

the FedEx envelope and didn't see any identifying information, it was a FedEx.

Why not pull the FedEx slip and then tack that to it?

There's so many easy to do.

There's so many things that they could have done.

So we're going back and forth for now.

Meanwhile, I'm out of the fucking place.

I went in to get some stuff and I'll show you pictures.

It was like they, like, I don't know why they went in, but like the couches were upended.

Like there was stuff on the couches, and I guess they just pushed the couches up.

I don't know what they were looking for.

That's weird.

Yeah, but it was like they tossed the place or something.

I guess maintenance or whomever.

I don't know.

But finally, I talked to the guy, like the final guy, and I said,

He goes, okay, well, we got to the bottom of it.

This is what happened.

And

we've decided not to renew your residency.

And I said, why?

I said, you had the money.

You had the money the whole time.

And he was like, well, you know, then repeated, they didn't know who it was from.

And he goes, you know, since in,

I guess it would be 16 months now since I moved in there, they're like, you were late five times with your rent.

And I said, so what?

I said, I paid the fee.

You were late five times?

Yeah.

How long you lived there?

17 months.

So a year and a half, something like that.

But late is whether it's a day or a week or whatever.

But there's a charge that goes along with it.

So I always paid the charge.

And I said,

I said, I don't get this.

I said, I don't understand how you can do this.

And I said,

Let me ask you a question.

Whose decision is this?

And he goes, Well, we

feel blah, blah, blah.

I said, No.

I said, Because it sounds to me like it's your decision.

I said, you're making the decision.

And he said, yes, it's my decision.

And I said, all right, well, let me ask you this.

I said, when you do, when you guys do something like this, I said, does the decision ever go the other way, ever?

And he said, no.

So, what I think happened, because I also offered, I said, well, what if I pay the rent until the end of this lease, which would be six months down the road?

So I'm telling them, I'll give you all the money up ahead of time.

We won't even have to think about this anymore.

And he said, no, what company does that, right?

So I think what happened was,

or what would happen, if they agreed to let me back in,

then that would be the admission that it was a wrongful eviction, and then I could turn around and sue.

And you're looking for aunts who may have some lawyer ants or here?

Well, somebody who may know something about.

Well, you know what?

Let's not even look.

Look, I took down Ladondo.

I'm defending Q.

Let's mean you just take this.

Let's just go right to the source, man.

I'm your guy.

All right.

Okay.

I guess we'll start after the show.

Good news, Sage.

I've got Walter J.

Flanagan, Esquire

on the case.

But man, like, holy fuck, it's stressful.

And to try to find a place around here.

Like, and I'm trying to find one quickly because you don't want to go to someone and be like, hey, man, I got evicted and need a place to live.

So

I was sitting there today thinking, Q, you said it when I came in.

You're like, oh, you seem out of sorts.

You seem down.

And I'm just like, at this age,

why?

Why am I still dealing with shit like this?

Can you pay rent late?

Why can't I

get, yeah, but even that, that people pay rent late all the time.

Sure.

That's not the reason.

There's no fucking way that's the reason.

Well, then, then you know it's not your fault then.

So you're absolved.

But it doesn't matter if it's not my fault.

They're still like, you can't move back in.

Yeah, but everybody has clouds that roll in.

Q.

Some clouds have rolled in.

Very real, very painful clouds up the other.

You know,

everybody listening has clouds that roll in and then they roll out.

And, you know, this is just a cloud that rolled in.

Yeah.

I mean, eventually, look,

look, even when I was into fucking hardcore drugs, something always presented itself somewhere, whether it was a sling box or

something else.

But yeah, and that's the thing.

It's like, it's not like I don't have money to move into a new place,

but that fucking scarlet E

that why is it on like a record?

They must put it on your so why don't you put it in somebody else's name, like Suzanne?

Oh, yeah, her credit's just fucking

stellar, man.

Would have been Sage's, yeah,

Sage probably is the best chance.

Well, yours is stellar, mine, no, but whose is worse?

Um,

probably

I don't know, probably mine would be worse.

I just solved it.

Okay.

You don't have to give me anything.

Just put the next lease in her name.

She's like, okay, I have zero income.

Let me move in.

I feel like I'm about luring this lawyer over here.

Called Ironside.

Right.

And I say that she's an employee here.

No, they want to see tax returns and stuff like that.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

On him?

On everybody, right?

Well, that was the thing about this place.

Well, they're not going to have it on him either, though.

Oh, no, I have.

I mean, I have.

I mean, not tax returns, but

like pay stubs.

Right.

You know,

so,

and then they look at bank accounts and shit like that.

So put all your money in her name.

Yeah.

Yeah.

As your

as your

legal representative, I do not advise you to do that.

It's like the final cloud rolls in.

Much I've been trying to tell myself, I'm like, look, man, there are people, this fucking happens to people all the time.

They fucking figure it out.

So I'll see.

Well, you're definitely going to figure it out.

Yeah,

you can't get, and this is not just, this is for everybody listening.

I mean, clouds roll in, you fucking put up your umbrella until the till the clouds roll out.

My point being,

even if you're on TV and you're on a third of

a very decent podcast, awful shit still happens.

You're still a common man.

What, you look like you're going to say something?

No, I was going to say, I mean, it's bad.

I mean, it's not fun, but I mean,

awful may be too strong.

No, it's awful.

Awful is like something that can't be repaired.

This is just

a bump in the road.

No, I would say that's catastrophic.

Awful is this is awful.

Nobody would.

You're back at Pamenego's?

I was temporarily and then got out of there.

Where are you now?

My brother's in Texas

working.

Oh, so you're in Gertie's place?

So, yeah.

So now I'm in my dead grandmother's house.

Which he

said, you're back on your

bro are back in my house.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, we've been talking for a while.

Why can't you just stay there?

Well, because he's going to move back.

Oh, because it's his place.

And you're original, that house, you know, your first house?

Yeah, you've been down

the street.

Yeah, well, it's

his first little love nest when he went.

That's where the house got married.

That's the house where I showed everybody I wasn't a virgin.

Where he got some carpal tunnel.

No, I didn't get any carpet.

I'm a little suspicious that this girl is a house.

What girl is like, finger me so much that you get carpal tunnel.

I want to meet the girl.

Girls, please

tweet it.

Tell them, Steve Dean, that this is a what is it, a misnomer?

Is that what they call it, Q?

That's just fucking crazy talk.

But you know what's not crazy talk, Q,

is this this company I discovered.

We got a commercial called

this company I discovered called Tipsy.

Tipsy elves.

Yes.

Right?

I'm still waiting for my Jordan Monsanto modeling picture.

But tipsy elves, let's see.

Everyone needs an ugly Christmas sweater this time of year.

That's a big thing, right?

I don't go to Christmas parties, but if I did, I guess the thing is, people they like to wear ugly Christmas sweaters.

Yeah, that's a big thing.

I think it's kind of now it's kind of played out.

I think that it was fun when or funny when the first person who thought of it, and it was kind of like it wasn't like

planking or

mannequin challenge yeah now it's become that i like how you cite them from fucking four years ago as opposed to something but not on but not on elf.com or gypsyelves.com uh

it's still in oh it's they're bringing it back

in a way that you've never seen these are not for the faint of heart i don't know what that means

if you're faint of heart right if you're so faint of heart that you see an ugly christmas sweater and you fucking pass out you have a serious medical issue.

What are some of the things that you think could, if you had a faint heart cue, that could make it flutter?

Oof.

Nasty comments.

Yeah.

I think we've learned that.

He flatlines.

Someone doesn't like it.

They call me unfuckable.

Clear.

We're losing up.

Somebody, for God's sake, man, somebody write a nice comment about him.

Yeah, quickly get on Reddit.

That's the funniest one on the exchange.

Tipsy Elves sweaters are all about fun.

Maybe that's how you win the Reddit people back.

Just post some pictures of yourselves and some

sweaters.

On stage,

we have shows this week in Detroit and

wear my Philly, the big Christmas show, and the IJ Christmas show.

Washington.

And I'm going to be wearing Tipsy Elves on stage.

Very excited, yeah.

No, are you getting a little

payola for that?

No.

Just do it because you love Tipsy Elves.

Yeah, why don't you wear a Tipsy Elves adult onesie?

That sounds pretty cool.

That's one of the outfits.

Really?

You're going to send

those

audience members into a fucking it's going to be like Elvis.

They won't only be only, I mean, it's going to be

don't look at you below the waist like if elvis had a fucking trapdoor ass thing on his suit

i'm just trying to build him up

i don't understand what this means um for men interactive sweaters beer pong cornhole and christmas suits what is cornhole we went over this last week did we what was it it's the game where it's like the boards with the hole in it where you throw the bean bags in it oh okay told you yeah oh that's that's right.

That's how he hurt his wrist.

Yeah.

He was, yeah, he's like, I think, hey, Stacey, I think I hurt my wrist cornhole.

And she's like, okay.

For women, holiday leggings, sweater dresses, and pajamas.

Were you a fan of the sweater dress?

That was a big 80s thing with sweater dress.

For what, for myself?

Well, no, not for you.

But

did I like sweater dresses?

Yeah, sweater dress on your girl.

Sure.

Of course.

So, I don't know.

Go to tipsyelves.com, 20% off on anything you order.

You're going to be the fucking hit of your Christmas party.

What do you want me to tell you, man?

Tipsyelves.com and the code T-E-S-D, and no one will go on Reddit and shit on you because you'll be so fucking cool.

Speaking of faint of heart and seeing things that get you upset, Q,

I had a listener

write in for some advice.

I won't give his name because

I don't want him

to pay any price for seeking this advice.

Okay.

Oh, I got a good advice then, too, after you're done.

This one's pop button, Noah.

Okay.

So I may be out.

I'll let you guys lob it around.

I need some advice from all three of you guys.

Here's my issue.

Wait, is it May, December?

No.

Okay.

This is not some

nonsense of, you know, this is real.

This is a real life dilemma.

This isn't like getting evicted or anything.

This is just some negative comments.

My girlfriend of 17 months is really busting my blank

over the TV I watch.

Anything with an ounce of nudity sets her off.

Game of Thrones and Westworld out.

Not allowed to watch it.

I'm sort of like you, Walt.

Oh, you have buck teeth?

You're unfuckable

because if you don't, then shut the fuck up because you ain't like me.

Yeah, how'd you get a girlfriend then?

My girlfriend and I don't watch the same TV shows.

What we do enjoy together is I'm practical jokers.

I watch these other shows when she leaves.

Quote unquote, parentheses, we don't live together.

Anyway, she really gets on me about it.

What should I do?

But there's no age given?

What difference does it make?

Because that sounds like a young person thing.

Really?

Yeah, like if your wife came downstairs and you were watching a show that had nudity in it, would she be fucking all over your ass?

Well, of course not.

But, you know, I'm just saying.

Unless there's nudity on Tattletales or the game show nothing.

Yeah, I know.

Shit from the 70s.

What's my line?

What about that episode of Family Feud where she jumped jumped around and her tit popped out?

Well, were you allowed to watch Family Feud after that happened?

But I mean, I would not, see, that's being ageist, though, to think that that has to be a young person to hang up.

I'm saying it's more likely

that a young person would be jealous.

That defies all logic, though, because young people are like, they don't have hang-ups like the older generations do.

Oh, yeah.

Young people are so stable.

They're more open to

jealousy,

I don't know.

I mean, who knows?

Do you think an older person gives, like, you've been married 20 years and you come in and your husband's watching Game of Thrones?

Or your wife is?

Do you give a fuck?

No.

I don't think so.

What do I know?

Well, they're hoping you know something.

Yeah, they're hoping.

We got it.

We got to advise this guy.

What would you tell us, dude?

Well, first off, I would be like, how did you get yourself into a position where you're such a fucking pussy that your girlfriend is telling you what to watch at all?

Because I'd be like, yo, bitch, like, these are the shows I like to watch.

And if you can't deal with it, what do you want from me?

Like, you watch what you want.

You don't have to be here when I'm watching it, but I like these shows.

The fact that there's nudity, it's not porno.

But is that playing a factor in why you like it so much?

It's not, well, that's what I'm going to say.

It's not porno.

So the nudity is incidental to the storyline.

I didn't see Westworld.

But why do they need to throw so much nudity on these shows?

Because people are going to watch watch them anyway.

They don't need all this nudity on Game of Thrones.

It would still be as popular as it was.

I think it's gross.

Okay, so you're siding with the...

No, I haven't seen Westworld, though.

You're saying that he should not be allowed to watch it.

There's no gratuitous nudity in

the Game of Thrones.

Every single frame of nudity is necessary as far as I'm concerned.

The more titties on that show, the better.

And if fucking...

Look, if they're going to be...

That is not an answer.

Although, you know what?

That Jon Snow guy fucking was like, I felt objectified because he showed his ass on one episode.

I was like, shut up, you fucking bitch.

Like, shut up.

But you want to be known as the guy.

Of course, the girls are like, oogah.

Like, you know, they like his ass.

But you want to be known as the guy that ants can come to for sound advice.

That is not.

That is sound advice.

I'd be like, if you're going to fucking get jealous over a TV show, you're a fucking maniac.

Get away from me.

Boom.

You can curse.

I don't know what to say here, Walt.

What's going to make people like me?

If this is the issue.

I think he's wrong, though, because I've seen some impractical jokers where you guys have been nude.

No.

It's always covered up, though.

Well, not like they tile it out, but.

Yeah.

So there has, I mean, if she's willing, if she's okay with it there, well, you're not seeing anything.

Right, but it's implied.

Sure.

But it's implied implied is not seeing it.

Aren't there Christian groups that will go through movies and shows and cut out all the nudity?

Canny watch those?

This is how I feel.

Canny.

Can we just watch those so we can move on?

Life is hard enough.

All right.

And you're going to go out in the world and like

you're going to fucking deal with shit.

You're going to leave your house every day and fight the world.

That's just the way it is.

If you haven't been evicted from it, right?

If you have a house still to live in.

Your home is like where you're supposed to be able to do what you want.

Is this a king and his castle?

No, it's more of a sanctuary thing.

Like, you got to be able to go home and be calm.

And this is my advice to anybody in a relationship that does not have a calm home life.

You have to get out.

I'm listening.

Because

if you don't have a good home life, you have nothing.

Whether it be you live on your own and that works for you, that's great.

But if you're with someone who's judging you and busting your balls about what you want to watch on TV, it's just like, that's your house, man.

Like, how are you going to relax there and do what you want?

And I would give it to her if she were like, hey, I don't want you going to strip clubs and spending money on that

kind of stuff.

Yeah, you would give it to her.

But like you say, in your own home, just watching a show that you enjoy.

A universally fucking loved show that is like

18 million people a week watch it.

It's not like he's the one guy faces of death, and she's like, Well, you're watching this.

Right.

So, I would caution against really moving too far ahead.

It's still a young relationship.

17 months.

That is not a long relationship.

That is, you're really just starting to get to know.

But if you're looking for the calmness, if that's the

most important thing,

is achieving calmness

the prime objective?

I don't think you can accomplish anything.

Then turn on

TV land.

Well, no, he doesn't want to watch TV land.

He wants to veg out and watch what he wants to do.

Do you want calmness or do you want your fucking tits and ass?

You're saying serenity at any cost.

But why a tits and ass not calmness?

Why?

He wants to watch Westworld.

Because it's sending one of the people in the relationship.

It's making them upset.

So she has the same choice to make.

She's like, well, I want to go to my boyfriend's house and I want to be able to sit there and watch wholesome family TV.

Yeah, I don't want to see like a practical joker.

I don't want to see flesh.

Right.

Or comic book, man.

And the two, and what is that telling you?

Like, they're on a collision course.

But, but why, why, why?

He said they don't live together.

Right.

Not yet.

So watch your shows when she's not around.

You know,

why?

So they're like, I'm not watching my programs, honey.

I'm watching.

Well, he could say, I'm not watching when you're not around.

Like a king of queens.

Right?

What?

He could sell her, like, all right, I'll watch some stuff when you're not around.

I don't want you watching it.

Well, now she's telling him how to live his life.

We've all done, we've all been there.

Well, have we?

We've all been there.

You've never in a relationship, told someone, like, I don't like you doing this.

It's not a relationship that I've stayed in.

But you've done it, though.

And this, this, I've gone out.

This seems to me to be irrational.

Like I said, if it was a strip club, either way, guy doesn't want the girl to go, girl doesn't want the guy to go.

Unless it's like, you know, a bachelorette party, whatever the fuck.

But something like this, where it's like, it's like she's his parent.

Like, I don't want you watching.

Why does she get to say anything about what he's doing?

Is the show that good, though?

Is the show?

Game of Thrones?

Are they that good that it's worth throwing away?

Throwing away somebody who's trying to fucking boss you around.

Fuck yeah.

17 months is nothing in the girl.

It doesn't matter the quality of the show.

It's just like, what does he want to do that is not hurting anybody?

That is is what he wants to do to relax.

Who is she to tell him no?

Well, we don't know.

I mean, he must be doing something that's alarming when he's seeing it, when he's all hopped up, when he's watching these shows or something.

I don't know about that.

I don't know.

Can throws does not get you hopped up.

Yeah, like a lot of it is like

an E or something.

Yeah.

E.

I don't know.

You're filling a lot of facts.

I don't know.

I think you're talking about maybe angel dust or something.

You know, like you're like, you know, what's that thing that people take when they,

you you know, when they get so zoned out that they do anything?

Is it E?

No.

I don't know.

No, ecstasy or Molly, they're not like really a sexual drug.

I mean, are you talking about a roofie where they have no choice in the matter?

So, well, so to sum it all up, Q, you're saying

that,

like, to break up.

You've got to be smart.

Over Game of Thrones.

Yes, it's not over Game of Thrones.

You've got to be smart with your biggest life.

You've got to be smart with your own life.

This is a person that is trying to tell you how to live your life in the fucking most mundane way, 16 months into a relationship.

Like, what is this going to be here?

What's next?

Right.

Are there people out there, though, who

need

more direction than guys like you, though?

And

more a person to guide them.

Maybe, but this guy's clearly not it.

How do you know?

If he fucking to send an email to us about this problem, he could be.

I think he is.

Because he thinks it's a problem.

Yeah.

Right.

So then he wants to ask us for the reference.

Well, that's what I'm saying.

The guys who need that guidance don't see it as a problem.

They welcome it.

They like being told what to do.

This guy is not that.

He's saying it's a problem.

Here, you got two choices, buddy.

You either tell her, hey, I know what you want.

to happen and I'm here to tell you that's not going to happen.

I'm watching these fucking shows.

Deal with it.

Or go to Tipsy Elves, buy yourself a fucking sweater dress, and fucking listen to your girlfriend boss you around for the rest of your life.

But you can also, there's also the third option.

Okay.

Just watch

stuff

that's not going to get anybody upset.

There's nothing.

I mean, what is it?

No, that's not some big sacrifice.

That's the sweater dress option.

This is not, to me, this isn't a sacrifice.

It's not like he's watching fucking like tranny porn like in front of her or something like out there that most people would be like, whoa, what the fuck?

It's like, this is reggae.

This is just a like in Westworld, like I watched a couple episodes.

I didn't see anything extreme in that.

Do you think maybe he's like he says, well, it's just these shows.

And then, of course, he's omitting and leaving out the other stuff that he's watching.

Trying to make himself sound like it's just these popular shows.

It's not this other deviant stuff.

But I've had relationship Speculation now.

He is watching Tranny Porn.

But to that point, it's just like I've been in relationships where I've watched porn with my girl that I'm seeing at the time.

And then I've been in relationships where the girl has not wanted to watch porn.

They're like, I don't like watching porn.

I don't like watching porn with you.

And it's like,

so you need to find, if that's something that he wants to do, if he wants to watch Transsexual Porn, then he needs to find someone that wants to watch it with him.

And what's wrong with that?

There's nothing wrong with that.

There is nothing wrong with that.

Well, that's what he needs to do.

Just because they dated 17 months doesn't mean like, oh, well, this is the one

I may as well just.

But you can also, like you said, there's nothing wrong with that.

But there's also nothing wrong, though.

You can't, like,

kind of like, not guilt him, but like kind of

make him sound to be less of a man if he's like, you know what?

Well, he asked me for advice.

He's fucking not a man at all.

Yeah, but that's what I'm saying.

That's what you're doing here, though.

I'm not saying that.

He's saying that.

That's what he's doing here, though.

He's like, if you don't have any testicles,

if you just turn the channel over to

PAX or something.

Well, what happened prior to this is what I want to know.

Like, it didn't start with, oh, hey, you watch these shows and I don't want you to.

There was a litany of things, I bet, like, little things that built up to this.

I bet you he's only saying, like, he's giving the two most popular shows as the reasons, but I'm sure there's more

he's saying is that this is definitely not the first thing that she's told him she can and he can and cannot do.

But so you're saying you're over there being like he's watching way worse shows.

All right, so I'm saying, hey,

consider turning the channel

if there's something worth it in there for you, if there's something worth saving

and working on it and maybe introducing slowly.

Because these fucking shows will be on DVD.

Sure.

You know, like in a couple years when she's mellowed out a little bit and she's

not so

bossy.

No, not bossy, but she's a little bit more comfortable with you, maybe watching a Game of Thrones.

Right.

Then go out and buy the box set.

Yeah, just wait a couple years to live your life, bro.

Yeah.

I don't know, Walt.

That doesn't seem right to me.

Just because it's not right for you.

Right.

Right.

That's right.

Let's be.

i've been in relationships with people that i've really loved that i've been like i gotta get out because

too possessive too possessive too

um too mouthy on reddit

uh no if you you know you you gotta communicate what you need and if you don't get it you gotta get out okay but is this a need

is this really a need yeah freedom to freedom to come home and do what you want to do in your own house is a need.

Within reason.

Within reason.

Yeah, it's a need.

I think that's a big thing.

And watching a TV show is pretty fucking reasonable in my book.

Yep.

Okay.

All right.

So hopefully

he got what he was looking for.

Yeah, I think you got to get out, bro.

So I know you think it's a long time, but 16s a month is

less than nothing.

Less than nothing.

I can't even begin to imagine.

I would think somebody was joking if they said that to me.

It's no joke.

I know.

It's no joke.

Some people are dealing with

issues that

will startle you.

Can I throw a curveball back into that topic?

Are you leading somewhere?

No, no.

You sound like you're leading.

A lot of people are dealing with things that

we take for granted, or you guys take for granted.

I will say this.

Watching a TV show.

Uh, if you're really in love with someone and it's a great relationship on all levels, you're gonna make you're going to make uh sacrifices and you're going to

uh, what's the word I'm looking for when you give up things?

Sacrifice, yeah, but this there's a word for it, compromise, yeah, you're going to, and

you have to tell me if that relationship, I don't know, is worth that compromise.

That's what I was trying to say.

Some things, these

two shows,

they'll be there, they're not going anywhere, But it just seems to me like this is not something she should be asking him to compromise on, I don't think.

Like, it doesn't affect her quality of life if he watches these shows.

Well, mentally,

it puts her in a bad mood.

She's just like, why does he got to watch those shows all hopped up?

How do you know he's hopped up, though?

Because these are shows.

This, to me, wouldn't be an important thing.

Like, I watch Game of Thrones.

At no point do I feel hopped up.

I know girls who watch, like, I know a girl, it's her favorite show.

She loves it, constantly talks about it.

I don't think she's hopped up.

And I've heard every time I've heard people talk about this show while we were shooting Comboman,

within 30 seconds, the first thing that everybody goes to is like, this one was so hot.

Couldn't believe she all completely 100% nude.

It is the first thing other than, do you watch Game of Thrones?

And then it's not like, oh, the ogres or the dragons.

It's the nudity that people will constantly lead off with.

If not the first, it's it's definitely the second thing they say, really.

To me, like the nudity, like, and I'm being 100% honest, the nudity is

not even a reason to watch.

If they cut out all the nudity, but you agree with me, though, we're on a set like when people talk about it, they

talk about it, like it's like a driving thing,

they get all hopped up when they start talking about it

on Game of Thrones.

Tom Mum West.

Mum.

Oh, God, come waiting.

I'll show you blue juice.

But on both Westworld and

on Game of Thrones, nudity is used as a statement generally about the lack of power that women have

and

the robots have on Westworld.

It's used as a specific indicator, as a story-driven thing.

You could frame it so you don't got to see everything.

Well, they don't show everything.

It's usually just tits, really.

Well, you could frame it.

Maybe

they show a lot of muff.

You can frame it so it's a silhouette.

Yeah, but what is it, a fucking French art film now?

So then, like, the kids can watch it too.

It is so

violence.

It is so hyper-violent.

The things that I like about it are the violence, Peter Dinklage,

he's awesome, and the White Walkers, the zombie-type characters.

Like, to me, whenever,

like, the Battle of the Bastards, like, that shit, to me, that's what makes that show great.

It's just so, it's so, like, I mean, I hate to use the word, but it's so epic.

It's such a grand scale.

Like,

it's almost meant for big screen.

It's, it's,

they do a great job of scaling it.

It's unbelievable.

Um, so it's an autistic choice.

It's not just his tits.

Right.

Yeah.

So now she wants to silence Arch?

Yeah.

That's what's going on.

You find more clever ways to get your point across rather than just completely going right to.

Here's tits, man.

Why do you have it?

Why do they have to?

If the nudity is making the point that they want to make, why do they have to have a huge path?

They show it be a lot more popular, maybe.

You can't possibly be more popular.

Better rating.

Everything, I mean, like, because you want, like you say, like, come on, man.

If I got watching that show and like, and then

the kids come in the room, I got to turn it off then.

I can't.

Yeah, but the violence you shouldn't be showing to the kids either.

Is it real violent?

Oh, God, yeah.

It's yeah, it's it's pretty.

The violence is a bigger problem than the nudity if that's what you're if that's the yardstick you're going by.

You know what?

I do.

I mean, maybe the answer is that

instead of the nudity, they have everyone wear meundies.

Oh, my God.

Picture a world.

Another fucking advice.

Jesus.

Picture a world where putting on a new pair of underwear isn't just fresh.

You're stepping to a better day.

Yeah.

Just burned through this one in 30 seconds.

Think about it.

Underwear is the first thing you put on, the last thing you take off.

Why would you sell it for anything less than the best-feeling underwear on the planet?

Miundis, Miyundi's, Miundis.

Come on, we all know about Miyundis.

What the fuck do I got?

What more do I got to tell you?

You just got the holiday, Miundi's beautiful.

Oh, that big package full?

I got like six pairs at once.

It's awesome.

Yeah, it's great that I'm so fat that it's like a second skin.

I can't even get them off once I put them on.

They once again sent nut boxes to me, but

just go with the boxer briefs.

I don't like boxer briefs.

Come on,

they hug my nuts too tight.

Yeah, they do hug them a little too.

Me and you have unusually large nuts.

Yeah, I do have large nuts.

But they are

good thing I don't have big nuts.

So

as you knew, as you well know, if you've known me for thirty years, you know that I've got nuts that

look like Bill for Meundies.

They look like two mosquito bites

And my taint.

It's a huge,

it's a massive sack, but just the balls are super little.

It looks like a pillowcase with like two pinballs in it.

For limited time, everyone in the audience gets 20%.

Oh, watch your tattletales.

Let me see your balls.

Are they swollen?

Were you switching channels back and forth?

Pressure Lux on next.

Yeah.

You get all hopped up over Earl Burnett.

J.P.

Morgan.

Me TV.

That's what that ann should be watching.

Fucking turn it to me TV and rip the dial off the TV and

live a life happily ever after.

Just keep your head down, bro.

Yeah.

You'll get through life.

Power through it until the grave.

Meandies.com/slash T-E-S-D.

You know, I mean, we've talked about Meandis a thousand times.

So go get some.

So I got get them for somebody for Christmas, right?

I mean, they'll like it.

Okay, so that was, this is also a,

I have to, I have to scroll through the get-em sucks

emails and all this other shit.

This is another

problem relationship

thing,

which I didn't know how to answer this, so maybe you guys

will know.

I can't imagine.

This guy's like, I jerked off Hitler.

People are creative with

their, you know, what, their subject lines.

What the fuck?

Where is this thing?

I just had it.

Siege's library books are overdue.

There's a lady named Barbara who, does she email you?

Did you get evicted out of the library?

Snip up your library card.

Yeah,

I'm still going to see a pattern here.

Yeah, we just take.

What do they say in Bioshock?

oh the parasite parasite

yeah that's what we are where the i i just had it god damn it

i'm sorry everybody who's listening to this uh

okay here you go i'm not going to give the lady's name she's a longtime listener not from the beginning but for a few years now um okay so she wants to hear uh

our opinion on an age gap relationship.

All right.

Like when there's a significant difference, maybe 20 years or more, does love beat age, or is there a certain point where the age difference is too great?

Okay.

She is 21

and he is.

Would you like to guess?

I'll give each of you guys a guess.

50.

Okay, Kia, what do you say?

42.

You're both wrong.

He's 62.

She's 21, he's 62.

She's never been happier.

I would just like to say, I'm not in this for the money, and he's not a pervert.

Well,

okay, we'll see.

We're just two people that really enjoy each other.

So, I'd like for you to discuss, if possible, age gaps

when it becomes weird.

I think we just learned that.

Does it become weird?

And just for the hell of it, if you're all single, how old or young would your cutoff ages if they existed?

I'm asking for her opinions and cues and waltz or whoever you want.

I don't care, blah, blah, blah.

Okay, so she's 21, he's 62.

Okay, so

what are we looking at, boys?

She's never been happier.

She's almost had a fetish.

Like a grandpa fetish?

Yeah, but that's okay.

Right.

I think fetishes

should be, should play a healthy role

in a healthy sex life.

So that's fine.

Right, but there's a difference between like heels or a choker and someone being three times older than you.

Well, why?

Don't you think?

I mean, you're talking purely sexual, but this is a relationship.

Yeah, but so what?

Who cares?

Like, why is that?

She's happy.

Isn't that just the bottom line?

She's never been happy.

If she was happy, she wouldn't have written that email.

I mean, she's not asking, should I break up with him?

She's not like, hey, he will let me watch these TV shows.

But if she was happy, she wouldn't need to feel the need to get an opinion on this.

She's concerned.

I would like to talk to this girl, though.

How do you meet?

Like, how do you meet someone that's.

I'll tell you what.

Okay, age range.

I'm a single guy.

I would go as low as

at this point,

mid-30s, probably.

Mid-30s.

You're 40.

Oh, isn't your birthday like in two days?

Tomorrow.

Tomorrow.

If you ask Suzanne, it's today, but it's actually tomorrow.

Oh, fuck.

I got you something to do.

I just

read it through me so often I didn't bring fucking a single thing that I wanted to bring.

Okay.

49.

Mid-30s.

That sounds about right.

How high would I go?

Yeah.

Late 30s.

I don't know.

It would depend on the person,

but probably not older than

55.

Why?

I don't know.

There's just something that, like, approaching 60

that makes

that makes it sound strange in my head.

I don't know.

Hmm.

Sounds strange, but if you met someone that you were attracted to,

and they were cool.

Yeah.

To me, I mean, it's really like

you have to have shit in common.

You have to have stuff to talk about.

No, 21 and 62,

to me, that sounds like, I mean, what are you talking about, man?

What do you mean,

like, what are the conversations about?

Oh, I mean, I think that's like, she's like, oh, my God, did you see this new app?

And he's like, I fucking

killed children in Vietnam.

Unless he's like, well,

what's an app?

And she's like, well, this is what it is.

And then he's learning and his world is expanding because of it.

And then she's like, what's Vietnam?

And he's like, well, it's this.

And then they're both like, what's Vietnam?

They're both kind of like expanding their worlds.

In some alternate universe, Walt, son of a leader single, right?

Do you have it in you to

learn about apps and

the younger generation's shit?

Probably wouldn't be.

I'm not interested in it now.

I don't think anything would change.

I'd be interested in it,

you know,

just to.

See, I was like, hey, man, I got these two hot 20-year-olds.

We're going to go to the Menlo Park Mall.

I just, I just, but like when her, when, think about it, though, in 10 years, she's 31.

Right.

He's 71.

When he's dead.

Things are going to deteriorate.

Also, the relationship is

going to

inevitably turn into caretaker.

Right.

Diaper changing and unless it's Jacqueline.

You know, she's dating.

Oh, fuck, man.

Jacqueline Lane.

If you got yourself a Jacqueline.

Unless you had Jacqueline on your hands.

You know, he was 90 and he looked like he was like 50.

But not everybody's.

That was a freak.

Jacqueline was the first freak, I always said.

Yeah.

I've heard you say that many times.

It's like the first X-Men.

Harry Mason, Ironside, Jack Melane.

There's nobody listening.

Only the guy, only her 61-year-old boyfriend's laughing right now.

Oh, my God, that's great.

She's like, who are these people?

But really, like, the expectation that,

like, I mean, I've talked to people younger than me.

They got no references.

None.

No references.

Because our generation

was built on referencing movies, TV, pop, culture, and this.

And the new generation's not?

What are they built on?

I mean, I mean, but they don't get references from IRL.

It's not like they don't get it.

They just are ignorant of it.

I don't mean it in a bad way.

They just aren't exposed to it, so they couldn't possibly get

the same level of.

Oh, no, no, I'm not saying it as a bad thing.

I'm just saying it as a factual statement.

That's just the way it is.

And the references that they would make, I'd be like, I don't give a fuck about this.

I don't give a fuck about

is the hot fucking

uh musical act

i don't give a fuck about the kardashians

is that what 20 year olds still think about

they must man these fucking they won't go away these kardashians what's her what's that what's that that lady's name she's a singer she has she has like the black lady blonde wig uh nikki nikki minaj

uh she was at a uh and i never thought about nicky minaj one way or the other but i guess she was at a restaurant, and they were shooting a real

Housewives of Hollywood or Beverly Hills or whatever the fuck.

And they were like, oh my God, she's here.

They wanted to get her on camera.

And she's like, fuck no.

And I was like, good for you, Nicki Minaj.

Like, fuck that stupid question.

Well, she's like, why are they going to use me to promote this show?

Yeah, fuck you.

So, you're right, my book, Nicki Minaj.

As far as that's concerned.

So, okay, getting back to this.

Is it acceptable, 21 and 62?

I think it is.

Yes, it's acceptable.

It's acceptable.

Is it?

It's practical.

Even.

Well,

let me reframe that and throw that back to you.

Is any

relationship

practical?

Of course.

Well, I was asking him, I already know your answer.

None that I've come across.

None that I've.

Right.

And age has played a part in some of that.

Well, let me put it this way: do you agree that there are some people in the world to which

relationships just aren't practical?

Yeah, you'd have to see a lot of relationships that don't work out.

Sure.

There are.

Now, you are happily married.

You have a great family.

You have beautiful kids, beautiful wife.

You are living, I think, something that is very rare these days.

I don't think that that is the norm.

You don't think it's normal?

Yeah, well, I mean, yeah, well, I mean, hey, relationships are tough.

Right.

Like, because there is a lot of

people,

I don't want to say it in a bad way, but like, they seem unwilling to, like, that, that stance of, like, don't tell me what to do.

Or, like, and there's you've got to be able to bend back and forth.

Who are you talking about?

You know, like, you got to be.

No, no, I was talking about the, I was talking about like the example we just had.

It's like,

your first instincts are to be like, fuck you, bitch.

Don't tell me what to do.

Yeah.

And I think that

because it seems unreasonable to me.

You mean that it's

about

making

not, I don't want to say sacrifice, but like, you know,

I don't know.

It's just tough.

How does her life change for the better if

he doesn't watch those shows?

Just secure in the knowledge that it's like she's taken something away from him that he enjoys?

No,

it's not.

I don't even think it has anything to do with being like, I'm going to take something away that he enjoys.

That's what she's doing.

Yeah, but I don't think that.

I think it's more like

I don't want,

I don't like the fact that

you seeing somebody else in your mind, you're not thinking of me.

It's very, very immature.

So it's about her insecurities.

It probably,

if I had to take a guess, it probably would be that.

As if

him watching the show, he's going to walk out or go to the supermarket later and run into the star Queen of Thrones.

Right.

He's going to run into

the Mother of Dragons is going to be there in the produce section.

And they're going to hit it off.

And

he's going to be tempted because he saw her.

the night before on

Oh Not Chirel.

That's what you got to say, bro.

You got to be like, look,

you hardly want to fuck me.

Do you think any of these starlits would want to fuck me?

Like, give me a break.

A step further, I think, would be if we had her

on the horn right now, would be like,

if your boyfriend's going to cheat on you,

nothing you can do is going to stop that.

And it's just like, what?

And it's going to be with someone not nearly as good looking.

It's not Khaleesi.

No, it's not the Khaleesi.

So it's just like, it's like, do you want to be in a relationship where you have to fucking constantly be boxing out

this potential that he's going to cheat on you?

It's just like, well, that's exhausting.

And also, if he doesn't get to worry more about reality, like maybe girls at work or people he knows, not people that shoot a fucking show on another continent.

Yeah, but even that, it's just like, I'm not talking about jealousy.

Because she can't bear the thought that he's even looking or thinking.

It's getting to a relationship.

Even any relationship, whether it's a work relationship or home relationship, isn't it about conceding ground though at times and then standing ground at times?

Sure.

I think so.

Compromise.

So, I mean, if it's it.

Yeah, but there's unreasonable compromise and there's reasonable compromise.

You know, if you're living with someone and you're a fucking slob and they come to you and they're like, hey, man, like, this is like, I come home and I can't even relax in my own house because it's a fucking mess.

It's, what's it called?

What?

A hoarder?

Sure.

Level Thor.

Then, to me, that's a reasonable request.

You know what I mean?

But if it's like...

But they're mentally ill, though.

No, I'm not talking about hoarders.

I'm talking about somebody that comes

and like

throws their fucking jacket on the kitchen table instead of hanging it up.

You know what I mean?

That sort of person.

That could be

changed the...

That could annoy someone.

Enough to be like, they're not for me.

No, the person, if they come to you and they're like, look, it's fucking annoying to come home and to find your shit all over the place.

That bothers me because you change it.

Like, to me, that's a compromise that you should make.

However.

I've heard that.

I leave all my art stuff out.

All right.

And I just like, you know, at the end, I like some drawing.

I leave it all out.

I just go to bed.

Do you try to correct that?

Okay, here's where I can help you.

You'd be like, then pick it up, bitch.

Devil loves that.

I say.

You're going to drive him to the hospital immediately thinking something's gone wrong.

I say, you're like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then, but, you know, next day, I probably just leave it out again, though.

Right.

But surely there are things that she does.

Yeah, but then, but, like, you know what?

It's like, it's not something, it's not worth

having a blow-up, be-all-end-all, like, you know, argument about it, though.

Do you have blow-ups about it?

No.

No.

Do you ever have blow-ups about anything?

Blow-ups?

Of course, every,

I don't think it's possible to be married for a long period of time and not have a blow-up here or there, but blow-ups are infrequent.

How many blow-ups have ended in you just fucking running out of steam and laughing at each other?

Has that happened?

Yeah.

It does, right?

Where you're just like, what the fuck are we even fighting about?

Yeah, you just,

you pick a hill.

Right.

And

if I pick a hill that

it's, it's painfully obvious I ain't gonna fucking win this hill.

The pencil staying where it is.

Yeah, she she can make a comment that'll bring it, it'll make it, you know, pop the pop.

Like right, she's just like a random asshole.

But that's good, isn't that good?

Yeah, it's great.

Yeah.

But I mean, like, yeah, there's no, there's no like Cosby marriage.

No, I sure hope not.

Hells these days.

Hey, and if you want to, hey, and don't forget, send in your reasons for hating Q or not for hating him, but if you don't, or if you just, reasons why

you may have

written some negative stuff about Q.

Only the red of people.

We're trying to do something here.

Let's not make an account.

I'm going to reveal.

Make up an account.

How easy is it to make up a.

What, an email account?

Yeah.

KMUS2 at gmail i will be sharing all the emails with uh

my adversary get him steve dave

and we're going to um get back bq's good name we're gonna we're gonna make you

if that's even possible no it's possible i'm gonna make and then i'm gonna convince those people who wrote bad things that they were wrong they're the jury

so the so that's so the vert the the the verdict is based on if more than 50 of people are like all right, I like Q, then that's considered a win.

I will stick by it.

If they vote 50% less Q, then they're going to get 50% less.

They're going to get it.

They're going to get me being quiet and chiming in every once in a while.

I love it.

There's high stakes.

There are high stakes.

I mean, it's not quite like, you know, like death penalty, but it's still.

Yeah, no one's like.

No one's like, I wonder if I'll be injected with three different kinds of drugs and lose my life.

But the very sake of the pod could change

drastically.

If these people feel for the better.

If I can't win.

If you can't win.

It's a good thing I'm the judge.

No, you're not.

Well, you're going to be a good idea.

I'm not the judge.

You do a lot more.

You're not the jury, though.

The jury's Reddit.

You're the judge, but you're not the jury.

So I can strike things.

I can disallow them.

I can overrule.

I will object and you'll have to stay.

I'll sustain.

And I'll play it straight if the Reddit people play it straight.

Okay.

Yeah, I mean, that's what we're looking for.

And if you're afraid to,

I will not use any names, I promise.

I will just be, there will be just

emails that I received that I will bring into evidence,

but I will not reveal anybody's name or username.

No one's

going to be, yeah, you'll remain anonymous.

And I don't want anybody to tell me why they like you, though.

Right.

We know what you're saying.

Nobody gives a fuck what you're saying.

You love my millions.

I know this already.

There's no need to write in and tell and to make me waste my time reading about how great he is.

I want to read about how shitty he is.

And if you don't have a Reddit account

that's older than a month, your vote doesn't count.

How am I going to check that, though?

I think that's a lot of work on my mind.

No, but you're not, because Guinam's going to do it.

Yeah, when you email, tell me how long you've had your account.

Yeah.

You know, you're not going to get people who are going to lie, though, and say, you know,

to back check this.

Well, I think that I'm going to get people who like me, who are I don't want them, I think, getting good intentions.

They'll go on Reddit and vote for me.

We don't want that.

All right, but I mean, but you're asking them to take a big gamble.

They're gambling with your presence.

A lot of people can't just sit idly by and let it

leave it in my hands.

They have to.

All right.

We'll see.

All right.

Trial of the century.

Trial by fire.

What's the date?

The date we're recording.

Yeah, if anyone.

Well, we don't want to say that out loud.

Oh, we know?

Okay.

Yeah, you're right.

In January.

In January.

Okay, so they just have to have them in by a certain date in January.

Yeah, well, by

earlier the better.

Earlier the better.

Hopefully, everybody gets it to me by January, just to be safe.

January 10th is the cutoff for emails.

Unless it's a bombshell.

Like if you send it a bombshell,

maybe

I'll consider using it after January 10th.

But January 10th is when I won't be checking the email anymore for your daughter.

Under the heading I HAB.

I hate BQ.

Why I hate BQ.

Great.

That's good.

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