#300: Git 'Em to the Chapel

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Speaker 3 Yes, the lean and the fat times.

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Speaker 20 That's actually on here.

Speaker 21 Really? Yeah, that's actually on there.

Speaker 24 Oh, good lord.

Speaker 25 Get him, Steve, Dave.

Speaker 25 Get him, Steve, Dave. Get him, Steve.

Speaker 3 Somebody had come up to you and said,

Speaker 3 that guy, get him, Steve, Dave.

Speaker 27 Whew.

Speaker 27 Yeah, that was the only thing thing they said was whoo hoo.

Speaker 3 But he seemed pretty normal. Yeah, aside from

Speaker 1 I think in another world, me and Giddem would be doing it together.

Speaker 1 Giddem, Steve, Dave.

Speaker 3 Hello, and welcome to this very special edition of Tell'em Steve Dave, number 300 boys.

Speaker 30 Well, congratulations.

Speaker 31 Yeah, congratulations to you.

Speaker 3 Walt wanted to get started, and now he's texting.

Speaker 33 I thought of a good gift for you guys.

Speaker 34 Unfortunately, I thought of it today.

Speaker 34 So you won't.

Speaker 3 So it's still coming?

Speaker 35 Yeah,

Speaker 30 let's hope it comes.

Speaker 34 But yeah.

Speaker 3 I see a look in Walt's eyes like, I mean, number 300, with six years now. Yeah.
A look in Walt's eyes like,

Speaker 3 you were supposed to be dead by now.

Speaker 3 I didn't think I'd be doing it this long.

Speaker 3 But here we are, the nuptials of Gidem Steve Dave, who has recently, like much like a heartworm,

Speaker 3 found, like, wormed his way into the hearts of the listeners. Yeah.
Just as poisonous, just as disgusting.

Speaker 3 Are you speechless?

Speaker 37 What the fuck? No,

Speaker 25 he hired him.

Speaker 1 No, definitely. I mean, I think

Speaker 1 it's been a long, hard road to get there, and he could lose it like that.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 3 Because what episode were you on where you were holding the domain?

Speaker 39 It was very early.

Speaker 29 I think Spanish Bry on the Overkills. When Overkill.

Speaker 29 Spanish Bry was number seven on Overkills, but I'm not sure.

Speaker 41 Yeah, it was the TST.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know what that would be.

Speaker 1 Tell them, Steve, Dave.

Speaker 3 That would be like the second year in.

Speaker 32 Wow.

Speaker 42 It's been a while, so it took four years for people to tolerate it.

Speaker 29 Just like my real family.

Speaker 45 Well, I'd say that's 38 years and counting. Actually,

Speaker 34 you don't know your real family. That's true.
So you can't say that.

Speaker 6 That they tolerate. You're adopted.

Speaker 34 You don't know your real family, Gill. Yes.
Yes.

Speaker 35 You will never know.

Speaker 29 Because they possibly deep cover operatives.

Speaker 40 This is your real family.

Speaker 34 Salvo Cano is your brother.

Speaker 49 I don't even want to interrupt you, but I would love to, because I'm just holding it in.

Speaker 52 I just would love to describe what he looks like right now.

Speaker 37 Because you look like a hobo is getting mad.

Speaker 49 I feel like it's like the Monopoly guy in public all times.

Speaker 32 Look at the collar. Like,

Speaker 37 one collar is up above the.

Speaker 49 Well, you're in in a tuxedo, but the jacket's 18 sizes too small. The collar's too big, and then the collar is shooting up over the bow tie.

Speaker 63 But then you have on what appears to be a top hat.

Speaker 49 You do look dressed up, but then if you start to just pay attention, even in the slightest, you see that it's all full of water.

Speaker 3 Yeah, like from a distance, right?

Speaker 34 Do you notice what he has down below?

Speaker 33 He's got on cargo shorts and steel-tip work boots.

Speaker 1 These gray sh these gray gloves.

Speaker 11 The G-Shop Roll Watch.

Speaker 1 All donated by wonderful listeners. That entire ensemble.
Yes.

Speaker 57 Oh, and a Porsche shirt.

Speaker 71 It is a Porsche shirt.

Speaker 37 That is the shirt.

Speaker 3 He looks like I drew Ask Jeeves with my left hand.

Speaker 29 The other description I heard was an illegitimate handsome cabby.

Speaker 1 I mean, the hat was donated, and the gloves and the bow tie by one listener, the jacket by another, the shirt by another. Wow.

Speaker 1 I mean, there's a, I mean, basically everything you see here tonight has been donated by listeners.

Speaker 40 So it's like my real wardrobe.

Speaker 3 He could jump on a boxcar right after this and no one would blank.

Speaker 35 Just missing my Bindle.

Speaker 34 Yeah, but we do love him, without a doubt.

Speaker 34 There's no more animosity, we agree, right?

Speaker 74 Nah, not for a while, actually.

Speaker 34 Yeah, I genuinely count Get him as a friend for all the ribbing we give him. So it's nice to be here with you on this

Speaker 34 300th episode and this special day for you and one lucky, lucky lady.

Speaker 75 And his birthday.

Speaker 51 And his birthday. Yes.

Speaker 32 That was funny.

Speaker 76 How old are you?

Speaker 43 38.

Speaker 1 Before they reached 40 yet, man, still a young man.

Speaker 3 When you suggested that we do it today.

Speaker 57 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 He texted me back and he goes, you know what day it is? I was like, yeah, it's going to be a Thursday. He goes, no, it's my birthday.
And I'm like,

Speaker 1 I should know it's his birthday.

Speaker 43 Or care.

Speaker 32 Or change plans.

Speaker 78 And

Speaker 40 I was almost as stressful as when I found out it wasn't your first choice.

Speaker 34 I always suspected you were hatched.

Speaker 3 Some crossbreed of a chicken and reptilian.

Speaker 1 Do you want to get right into the premise of the episode, guys?

Speaker 84 Just an LED shining out

Speaker 45 inside the egg.

Speaker 1 Do you guys want to get right into the premise and explain it to the listeners? Explain it to some, I'm sure, who are here who have no idea what's going to happen? Hacked room.

Speaker 85 Let's get into it.

Speaker 3 Troy just came in dressed better than Gidam.

Speaker 80 What's up, Troy?

Speaker 32 He was gardening.

Speaker 34 Troy just brought down a drug-addled perp and he still dressed better than

Speaker 57 that's all right.

Speaker 1 The 300th episode is going to be a combination of two things. The

Speaker 1 first thing is the Giddem games. It's Brian on one side and Q on the other, representing a 13 percenter in a series of Giddam Steve Dave-centric games

Speaker 1 for TSD Town history as one of these potential suitors will vie for the hand of Gidham Steve Dave in TSD Town's first wedding.

Speaker 3 Vie for the soil-donated glove.

Speaker 1 Let's want to, right off the bat, meet the two suitors.

Speaker 3 Let's meet them.

Speaker 1 Contestant number one is a chicken farmer from New Jersey. Let's say hello to Ashley.

Speaker 34 Now, Walt, I purposely, Ashley, I hope you love the ladies did not think that I was being rude before the show. I purposely didn't want to talk to you.

Speaker 46 Because I'm famous.

Speaker 88 Period.

Speaker 88 Yes.

Speaker 34 So I hope we were clear on that.

Speaker 40 If you have any. I want to talk to you after.

Speaker 61 For the purpose that the mics are on,

Speaker 33 I will appear

Speaker 40 congenial.

Speaker 35 Yes. All right.

Speaker 34 No, I wanted to just question you and learn about you only on mic. So this is going to be interesting.

Speaker 5 Also, please don't make a farmer contact.

Speaker 1 Well, you have any questions for it, Q?

Speaker 6 A chicken farmer, huh?

Speaker 68 Yeah.

Speaker 34 What's involved with that? How many chickens?

Speaker 93 600.

Speaker 94 Holy shit, I thought you were the six.

Speaker 56 Oh, my God.

Speaker 34 So you just have, like, are they free-range?

Speaker 49 We We love chickens, or fuck them, we love them.

Speaker 32 Or are they all in one cage?

Speaker 26 Or are they like chicken chicken?

Speaker 95 No, they're free-range.

Speaker 93 Like, they go in at night in their coop, but then, you know, we let them out all day.

Speaker 17 So they're free-range.

Speaker 43 All right.

Speaker 3 How is it that this amazes me? Like, Staten Island Bridge, you guys talk totally different. South Jersey, I mean, a couple exits down the parkway.

Speaker 3 And you sound more like you're from Philly or something, right?

Speaker 6 No. Have you been to Philly? Yes, you do.

Speaker 41 I don't go.

Speaker 93 I'm busy on the chicken farm.

Speaker 43 I I don't go to the business. So that's

Speaker 43 a bad chicken.

Speaker 3 You're picking up a chicken accent.

Speaker 1 Is it a family farm?

Speaker 80 Or is it your own personal farm?

Speaker 93 It's not my own personal farm.

Speaker 1 So it's a family-owned farm.

Speaker 1 Sounds like somebody else I know at a family-owned farm.

Speaker 34 What are your duties on the chicken farm?

Speaker 97 Talk me through your day.

Speaker 43 Okay, well,

Speaker 93 like, I actually have a full-time job. I don't, like, that's not my exclusive thing.

Speaker 37 Oh, do you want to talk about that? Or you don't want to reveal?

Speaker 93 I could reveal it if you want to know.

Speaker 61 Yeah, of course.

Speaker 61 Well, I thought you didn't want to reveal it.

Speaker 93 I don't want to reveal it, like, my workplace.

Speaker 40 Yeah, we're not using, we're not using it.

Speaker 99 No, we're not using like last names or school districts.

Speaker 32 Okay, all right.

Speaker 72 As a janitor.

Speaker 101 Okay.

Speaker 52 Sawdust on the kids growing up type stuff?

Speaker 49 Yeah.

Speaker 53 Can they still do that?

Speaker 43 Can they still do that?

Speaker 93 Yeah, it comes in like little bags.

Speaker 77 Chicken feed.

Speaker 80 Right? On the vomit.

Speaker 40 And what,

Speaker 34 you know, jump in, guys, if you have any questions.

Speaker 1 Well, what would happen if you combined a horse farm and a chicken farm? Would the chickens and the horses get along, or would there be problems?

Speaker 3 I think you're talking dynasty.

Speaker 21 Would they get along?

Speaker 93 Yeah, chickens, they kind of just go off on their own.

Speaker 1 And the horses don't. You don't have to worry about the horses eating the chickens or stepping on the chickens.

Speaker 93 I didn't think horses ate meat, do they?

Speaker 87 If I did, yeah, they might get stepped on the ground.

Speaker 88 I don't think they get

Speaker 8 Well, not anymore. Now they're getting married.

Speaker 49 How did you get into chicken farming?

Speaker 85 How long have you been doing it?

Speaker 93 Well, my parents have been doing it since before I was born.

Speaker 51 How old are you?

Speaker 72 29.

Speaker 51 Oh, kid them.

Speaker 68 A younger, a younger lady.

Speaker 72 Yes.

Speaker 1 Anybody else?

Speaker 37 Do you

Speaker 49 form an attachment? Can you tell chickens apart?

Speaker 93 They all look the same.

Speaker 53 They're all red, and then we have some

Speaker 93 are like,

Speaker 49 so you don't you couldn't tell one from the next when you walk out of the coop and go back in.

Speaker 93 No, you can't tell them apart because they're just they kind of all blend together.

Speaker 49 Is it is there any type of connection to like do you feel like an emotional are you just are they just dropping eggs or are you you also um do they have names?

Speaker 93 No, um pretty much we just sell the eggs like we don't eat them

Speaker 93 so you're not yeah we don't we don't eat them ourselves but we sell the chickens if somebody wants wants to kill them.

Speaker 109 Okay.

Speaker 54 Like, we don't kill them.

Speaker 12 For sport?

Speaker 93 No, like, if they want to eat

Speaker 87 how many,

Speaker 44 you know, they want to eat all the stuff.

Speaker 110 You guys kill the micotanists.

Speaker 56 Yeah.

Speaker 34 Do you ever feel inside a twinge of guilt about the chicken flesh trade that you're involved in or no?

Speaker 93 Sometimes.

Speaker 111 But it doesn't stop you.

Speaker 52 Yet she stayed.

Speaker 72 Yes.

Speaker 34 And I guess what everybody really wants to know is why

Speaker 31 are you here?

Speaker 32 What is going on in your life?

Speaker 93 Honestly, like when I first heard the idea, I did laugh it off. I'm like, who the hell would do that? Yeah.
Then, like, a couple nights later.

Speaker 14 Then you looked at 600 chickens.

Speaker 93 And a couple days later, I'm at work and it kind of popped in my head again. I'm like, oh, what the hell? I'm not going to get picked.

Speaker 93 I'm like, there's no way they're going to pick a janitor/slash chicken farmer.

Speaker 44 No way. Why?

Speaker 99 I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 55 I figured one way.

Speaker 14 How long have you been listening to the show?

Speaker 102 I figured somebody.

Speaker 33 Apparently, you put yourself at the top of the list.

Speaker 93 I figured somebody more interesting would write in.

Speaker 49 Again, you are probably, that's probably one of the most interesting things I've heard.

Speaker 93 Am I the only chicken farmer listener?

Speaker 72 Like, is that a slash janitor?

Speaker 87 Yeah, slash.

Speaker 53 Yeah.

Speaker 74 Wow.

Speaker 34 Well, if you marry you.

Speaker 43 Yeah.

Speaker 30 Are you going all the way?

Speaker 112 Are you going to consummate this marriage?

Speaker 107 Oh, you're talking about that.

Speaker 75 Yes.

Speaker 82 Seeing as how it's going to take those four to five hours to get out of that fucking tiny outfit.

Speaker 40 the hat alone is going to take us out.

Speaker 37 You look like if I was walking down the street with my niece and you were walking toward me, I would cross, I would be like, let's go right now.

Speaker 113 Hold my hand.

Speaker 1 We're crossing the street.

Speaker 53 I know that man.

Speaker 63 I'm going to cross by this man.

Speaker 1 He probably has an organ and a monkey.

Speaker 34 He looks like a fucked-up magician whose one magic trick is making children's virginity disappear.

Speaker 1 And let's let's meet contestant number two

Speaker 1 contestant number two

Speaker 1 is also from New Jersey and she's a student let's say hello to Erin

Speaker 34 dazzle us Erin what do you got

Speaker 114 what are you studying to be a school teacher school teacher

Speaker 34 grade school elementary school yeah how are the benefits with that this is very important forget them

Speaker 32 A lot of dental work.

Speaker 8 So the benefits are we looking at.

Speaker 52 Will he be covered under the umbrella of your insurance?

Speaker 98 I don't know.

Speaker 3 I mean, she still has three years until she completely.

Speaker 47 I currently have benefits.

Speaker 51 Dental?

Speaker 93 I have dental,

Speaker 93 medical prescription, and all the free chicken you can eat.

Speaker 115 I know the free chicken and eggs. You love wings, bro.

Speaker 18 I'll bring the the oil.

Speaker 29 You'll bring the chickens.

Speaker 1 Where is it? We're always locating where you're at. You'll never have to ever update it.

Speaker 1 What's it called when you were you online? Where you already tell where you're reading?

Speaker 87 Oh, Frank and Foursquare.

Speaker 30 No, Frank III, he used to do that all the time.

Speaker 3 What was the name of that?

Speaker 40 Foursquare background.

Speaker 3 Yeah, Foursquare.

Speaker 1 So we're going to ask the two suitors. Oh, Leslie Shell hasn't known.
Yeah, we have questions.

Speaker 94 I'm sorry, Walter. How old are you?

Speaker 72 I'm 19. 19.
Wow.

Speaker 32 Wow.

Speaker 68 That is exactly half of Gethiece. It is.

Speaker 53 Wow.

Speaker 29 Exactly today.

Speaker 34 What brought you here? Like,

Speaker 34 what in your life allowed you to put yourself in a position where you may, by the end of this today, be legally married to Gedam C. Dave? Gordon.

Speaker 98 Okay.

Speaker 43 I think that's why my PC is like Gedam.

Speaker 116 I did it for kids.

Speaker 80 I think it's what started most of the wars.

Speaker 35 He seems like a thrilling guy.

Speaker 34 Had you ever met Gedam in person before today?

Speaker 34 And upon seeing your would-be suitor, top-line thoughts, what do you got for us?

Speaker 40 We're going to work on it.

Speaker 61 Oh, really?

Speaker 57 You see him as a fixer-upper?

Speaker 36 Not a fixer-upper, but like... As much as a teardowner.

Speaker 119 I will not be seeing you 600 chickens.

Speaker 17 Okay.

Speaker 77 But I like. The potential there, you think.
Yeah.

Speaker 49 Had either of you seen him in the floor.

Speaker 11 Even a photo of Gedim before.

Speaker 102 Yes, I know what he looks like.

Speaker 50 Okay, did you as well, Erin?

Speaker 1 His Twitter pictures a lot.

Speaker 54 Yeah.

Speaker 74 Okay, okay.

Speaker 115 A lot?

Speaker 54 Yeah.

Speaker 57 It's true.

Speaker 34 A lot of people, when they see Genham, pictures of Genem, they say, wow, he's a good-looking guy. We've heard that over the years.

Speaker 30 And then they realize they're looking at pictures from 20 years ago.

Speaker 96 He doesn't look like a billionaire hobo in his third.

Speaker 18 No, Genham has, against my advice, you've put on a little bit of weight in recent years.

Speaker 29 Yeah, well, no, it's because I listened to other advice.

Speaker 54 Stop going to the flea market.

Speaker 29 Just stop going to the flea market.

Speaker 2 I just buy it.

Speaker 5 Right.

Speaker 69 All this other stuff.

Speaker 125 Fuck you, cute.

Speaker 128 I'll get it back.

Speaker 11 I still think you're very handsome.

Speaker 49 Oh, this is when you look like Matt Dylan here.

Speaker 96 Yeah, you're still a good-looking guy.

Speaker 130 I wish you would stop at the fry food.

Speaker 131 Well, that's still the same guy.

Speaker 19 I know, but in a couple of corners.

Speaker 98 Then I saw a more recent picture, and I really smoked a lot like my older brother.

Speaker 32 Uh-oh.

Speaker 54 Kind of creepy.

Speaker 55 But I had already emailed Brian, so I looked like.

Speaker 29 Good hit on send.

Speaker 90 Well, you don't sound very empathetic.

Speaker 77 That's a serious thing.

Speaker 5 No, I am.

Speaker 87 I'm just really nervous.

Speaker 32 She's very nervous.

Speaker 65 She's very nervous.

Speaker 121 Is there anything that we could all do?

Speaker 64 We were all friends already.

Speaker 49 This is probably, you've never been on the podcast. Anything that we could do to put you at ease at the top of this before we go forward?

Speaker 49 Anything at all?

Speaker 11 Yeah, shots. I want you guys to enjoy this as well.

Speaker 107 I have some pills out in my truck.

Speaker 93 I was at first.

Speaker 133 But

Speaker 134 what? Would you have those?

Speaker 135 This guy's got pills out in his truck.

Speaker 57 Like, what are your own pills?

Speaker 13 Yeah, keep your mouth shut.

Speaker 1 I've worked so hard to make everybody love you. Don't fuck it up.

Speaker 22 Like, horse pill?

Speaker 101 No.

Speaker 136 Chicken pill.

Speaker 21 Chicken sprang.

Speaker 17 Oh,

Speaker 32 right, wow.

Speaker 86 Wow. So, how do your parents, both of you, feel about you possibly getting married today?

Speaker 93 I told my mother about it this morning. She was like, What the hell are you doing?

Speaker 96 She said, What's a podcast?

Speaker 142 That was exactly it.

Speaker 93 She goes, I don't understand the point of a podcast. She goes, what? She's like, you just listen to people talk.

Speaker 107 I'm like, pretty much.

Speaker 93 And I played her some classic ghetto moment.

Speaker 143 She was like, oh, actually,

Speaker 95 what you're like, don't do this.

Speaker 1 What would be a classic ghetto moment?

Speaker 93 When he was talking about the bottle dump.

Speaker 93 And she was like, oh, she goes, so he goes in the woods and digs up bottles.

Speaker 133 I said, pretty much.

Speaker 145 Yeah, that could be a nice date.

Speaker 138 Are you.

Speaker 62 in trying to make this work,

Speaker 49 are you going to go out on it together and see if you guys connect and then eventually possibly

Speaker 146 move in together and have a life together?

Speaker 29 We have to see what happens.

Speaker 85 But no one's ruling that out.

Speaker 146 No.

Speaker 49 I mean, you could turn out to not like each other and then nix it, but you're also not ruling that out that you guys might end up having a life together if something clicks.

Speaker 93 Yes, I mean, I don't really know him.

Speaker 85 Right, but we all know that. So

Speaker 1 everything's on the table.

Speaker 150 Everything's on the table.

Speaker 69 Yeah, pretty much everything's on the table.

Speaker 3 Especially this box cutter that's getting a little bit

Speaker 153 to cut himself out of his clotheslines.

Speaker 154 All right, you guys want to hear the rules?

Speaker 1 What they're dealing with here?

Speaker 85 Well, I got one more question.

Speaker 155 One more question.

Speaker 34 Are you excited about being married by Reverend Salvo Cano from TVs and Practical Jokers? Does that add a little razzle-dazzle to this for you two ladies? Or does that do nothing for you?

Speaker 3 He's sitting right there, just say yes.

Speaker 54 Yeah,

Speaker 120 I would feel better if it didn't.

Speaker 49 I want it to be about get him.

Speaker 49 You know what I mean? It has nothing to do with me.

Speaker 157 Although, you know, you're welcome.

Speaker 34 Most people pay Sal upwards of $20,000 to get married.

Speaker 84 Yeah,

Speaker 34 yeah, so you're getting

Speaker 5 it once.

Speaker 32 You can do it at install.

Speaker 18 So you're getting this for 50% off.

Speaker 32 That's amazing.

Speaker 18 That's an amazing offer.

Speaker 85 All right. All right.

Speaker 2 Sorry, Walt.

Speaker 11 Oh, no, no, go ahead.

Speaker 1 Just so

Speaker 1 you guys are going to go over to the table over there, and I'll read you some of the rules. And then Brian and Q are going to draft their teams.

Speaker 1 Kind of old school yard, you know, schoolyard playground kind of pickup game. And then

Speaker 1 we'll begin the games.

Speaker 34 Who picks first?

Speaker 160 I flipped the coin earlier, and Brian won.

Speaker 96 Did you really flip a coin?

Speaker 161 Well, there's nothing if he is not completely fair about it.

Speaker 1 So the premise of the game will be

Speaker 1 you will be represented. Contestant number one will be represented by Brian's team.
Contestant number two will be represented by Q's team. There'll be a series of games.

Speaker 1 There's one game where you guys will be able to partake in, but

Speaker 1 for the rest of the games, you guys are just sitting on the side, just waiting to see.

Speaker 162 Letting us decide your feet.

Speaker 121 Don't worry, ladies, I've been there before.

Speaker 112 It's not comfortable,

Speaker 111 but I've survived, as you can see.

Speaker 66 I didn't tell him Steve Dave tattooed.

Speaker 75 It hurts.

Speaker 3 He busted it out in Chicago.

Speaker 32 It hurts him to see it.

Speaker 111 It's still a little itchy, though.

Speaker 156 It's still itchy?

Speaker 121 You got it done in like a back alley abortion type setting.

Speaker 104 Oh, God, no.

Speaker 111 What are the symptoms of gangrene again?

Speaker 74 Whatever you have.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 at the end of the games,

Speaker 1 when there's one team that's won slash contestant, the contestant will be asked if she wants to marry Get Hem Steve Dave and also receive a lifetime supply of Tell'em Steve Dave merchandise released after this episode drops.

Speaker 32 We're not grandfathered in.

Speaker 23 So it's not any prorated stuff.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's not any of the stuff that's out existing or that may come out after we record this. When the episode drops, anything that comes out, band camp, digital downloads, t-shirts, animated movies.

Speaker 11 After the date that the episode is released, not after today.

Speaker 57 Not after today.

Speaker 1 When the episode is on to listen on your computer,

Speaker 1 then you will, then I'll have your address and I will mail you any merchandise that we release for the rest of your life.

Speaker 1 If you choose, if you, there's also option B. If you win and you say to yourself, not interested, I don't want to get married to him.

Speaker 1 You can defer and have the loser marry get him Steve Dave, but you lose the lifetime.

Speaker 1 The lifetime supply of the marriage is a marriage

Speaker 103 release after.

Speaker 28 As if that is the.

Speaker 77 The fact that to one of them, that might be the clinic.

Speaker 1 But if you defer, nobody gets any lifetime supply.

Speaker 1 It's just a marriage, and that's it then.

Speaker 57 So the

Speaker 65 other thing is let's say that you

Speaker 31 for lack of a better word.

Speaker 3 If if you defer and

Speaker 2 then you get nothing but also Erin does not get it.

Speaker 1 All she gets is the marriage.

Speaker 93 Oh, she doesn't even get the free merge?

Speaker 54 Really?

Speaker 44 Not the merch.

Speaker 103 Not the merge.

Speaker 1 That's why you go make that's why I make it weigh heavily. Right.

Speaker 32 Oh, okay.

Speaker 103 Because that is lifetime merge.

Speaker 54 That's a lifetime merge.

Speaker 90 Once the pod drops.

Speaker 172 Yeah, okay.

Speaker 83 But at any end, who knows how long your life is going to last after marrying kiddo?

Speaker 130 I thought that the loser would then claim all the merch.

Speaker 93 Yeah, I thought the loser got everything.

Speaker 1 Well, there will be something, there will be something special you will claim if the loser, but it won't be the lifetime merch. I'm sorry, ladies, that is not.

Speaker 173 It's going to be on par with Reiser, really.

Speaker 130 But if you win and you accept it, then you get it.

Speaker 132 You get everything.

Speaker 1 You get the marriage, you get the merch.

Speaker 49 You get all the lifetime merch, which probably would shake out to a couple hundred bucks.

Speaker 116 You're going to get that, as well as the husband.

Speaker 1 And also, if you whoever walks away, also, from this moment on, or from you know, at the end of the episode, as

Speaker 1 you will never be referred to anything else but Mrs. Giddam.

Speaker 174 That's right.

Speaker 13 Aaron,

Speaker 124 that goes for school, your friends.

Speaker 93 Do I have to legally change my name?

Speaker 11 No.

Speaker 1 Only a tell him, Steve, Dave, Talon.

Speaker 54 You can hyphenate.

Speaker 175 So

Speaker 1 I also want to let everybody know that Giddam Steve Dave will be scorekeeper and also judge on any contested gameplay. He has final say.
Whatever he says goes.

Speaker 37 Wow. This is a big deviation from

Speaker 57 making shit up as you go along.

Speaker 1 All right, so we're ready to start the team draft. So if the contestants would take their places over at the table, Big Bry, you won the...

Speaker 1 You won the coin toss. We're about to have your first round selection.

Speaker 1 Can you give us a rundown of who we're picking the pool well i thought as we introduce them we'll that will we'll you know as he as they get picked we'll hear from them okay

Speaker 3 who who is who who's on who's on the uh you're on the clock who's your first pick my first pick is going to be a guy who whose job is to think on his feet to think quickly to come up with shit amazing shit okay pick sal sal

Speaker 79 oh man

Speaker 1 now that's it that's going now as the experts are shaking their heads right now oh well he's got the

Speaker 1 huge personality and a tremendous sense of humor. What is his Gidem

Speaker 1 factor? What is his Gidem knowledge factor? I say it's close to zero.

Speaker 3 That's a good point.

Speaker 125 Didn't think about that, did you?

Speaker 54 No.

Speaker 54 I'm down in style.

Speaker 1 A sorry contest of number one, but I didn't really think this through with that first-round pick.

Speaker 159 So, Q,

Speaker 1 you have now, you have your choice of all the listeners who may know Giddem the best. Got to go with Troy.

Speaker 86 Got to get Troy on my team.

Speaker 21 Troy.

Speaker 54 Gotta get Troy in.

Speaker 8 All right, Troy, you guys.

Speaker 22 Come on, buddy.

Speaker 8 I know. Come on, pal.

Speaker 165 That's it.

Speaker 57 First-round pick, Troy.

Speaker 1 And what do you think? I mean, not to brag, but what do you think your Giddem knowledge is on a scale of one to ten?

Speaker 177 I mean, I've listened to every episode he's been on, but I still have no fucking clue what the guy's about.

Speaker 57 Well, that's all of us.

Speaker 29 I almost had to hit the live pod.

Speaker 131 Woo! Sorry?

Speaker 107 I said, I almost had to hit the live pod, didn't I?

Speaker 177 I did, because you threw me, because there was that one thing that I knew was true, but I didn't know the other piece of the story. And your math was all fucked up.

Speaker 1 So that's good that I got in scorekeeping.

Speaker 1 All right, Bry.

Speaker 1 Pick number two.

Speaker 3 Okay, now, in this guy's history, I would imagine being the scared pussy nerd that he is, he's always picked last.

Speaker 40 Not this time, though.

Speaker 31 Chris Lodonda. Oh!

Speaker 21 Ghost pussy.

Speaker 133 All right, all right.

Speaker 32 What an intro.

Speaker 34 We're taking each other's picks.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I thought it was going to be all Staten Island against all Jersey. That's what I was thinking.
I think everybody was wondering if that was going to be the case.

Speaker 90 But it's not. No.

Speaker 3 Well, the second you were like, you better get some knowledge and get him. I'm like, all right, that would be Chris then.

Speaker 65 All right, Q.

Speaker 34 I got to go Ming Chen, ladies.

Speaker 1 I tell you, to be honest, the experts had him picked. He was the highest, he was the projected number one pick overall.

Speaker 180 I would have picked him first, but I knew I had to block Brian from getting Troy.

Speaker 32 You know, Troy was the

Speaker 34 major asset.

Speaker 34 So we have to do that. Thank you.
Yes, about building a good team here.

Speaker 1 I think Ming has a vast knowledge of early Gidham history, but I wonder since

Speaker 1 his own career has taken off, if he's been listening to home Steve Day as much as he used to. Probably not.

Speaker 64 You think I've fallen off?

Speaker 111 But no, not since 1992, since the Dream Team was assembled at the Olympics, has

Speaker 182 such a team been assembled.

Speaker 183 I'm honored to be on the Gidem Dream team.

Speaker 1 Thanks, Pal. All right, we got room to

Speaker 1 draft another person, Bri?

Speaker 3 Yeah, so we got, let's see, Sunday, Mike, Frank Five, Robert Bruce.

Speaker 1 Robert Bruce, yeah, to make it even.

Speaker 140 Robert Bruce.

Speaker 6 Okay, let me think.

Speaker 184 You know,

Speaker 3 I think I'm going to go.

Speaker 3 Rob Bruce wouldn't know a lot about Gidem, though.

Speaker 79 Hmm.

Speaker 110 Get him.

Speaker 52 Looks like his squatter friends

Speaker 121 found his body dead, and they had to shuffle real quick for a funeral out there.

Speaker 165 That tone of wit's not going to help you, team, though, Brian.

Speaker 80 It's good shit, though.

Speaker 124 It is good shit, but we all benefit from that.

Speaker 3 Frank Fiverr, Rob Bruce. Rob Bruce does have a long-standing relationship with

Speaker 77 Gedam. Get him, he does.

Speaker 1 And it's been a long time since he's been on Telme Steve, Dave. I guarantee he hasn't listened.

Speaker 76 Right.

Speaker 1 He may not need to know to get him.

Speaker 3 They tried to do a podcast together, and it never really panned out.

Speaker 176 Yeah.

Speaker 163 Wasn't it because they couldn't stand each other? Yeah.

Speaker 6 I'm going to go with Frank Five.

Speaker 3 I think he knows more.

Speaker 1 Frank number five.

Speaker 12 Wow.

Speaker 34 I don't think Sunday Jeff listens to the show.

Speaker 57 Now, that's.

Speaker 6 He has been working with Giddem for the past week.

Speaker 1 He works with Giddem now on a daily basis, well, on a weekly basis.

Speaker 96 But so does Chief.

Speaker 1 That's true.

Speaker 34 And Chief listens to the show.

Speaker 131 He does?

Speaker 69 I think so.

Speaker 20 You don't listen? I don't listen.

Speaker 161 I like to hear myself get

Speaker 29 ISO comics.

Speaker 18 I feel that with

Speaker 18 the show.

Speaker 34 I feel that Chief is. I knew that Brian was going to undervalue him.

Speaker 79 Wow,

Speaker 169 going out on a limb.

Speaker 33 I knew that Brian was was going to undervalue him, so I felt confident saving him for a late pick, but I do feel that Chief

Speaker 34 knows get him, listens to the show, has been around ground zero for a lot of get him moments. I'm going like Zapsick.

Speaker 1 I think having the iSelf Comics team on one team

Speaker 1 is a great drafting choice. Yeah, I agree.

Speaker 65 Great move.

Speaker 1 GM of the year, maybe, with that.

Speaker 103 When was the last thing I guess put on an episode?

Speaker 118 It was recent, right? Like last week?

Speaker 149 Seven minutes ago. Seven minutes ago.

Speaker 74 Yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 1 So we got either.

Speaker 84 I like that.

Speaker 135 I guess they had a paying attention.

Speaker 3 We'll be jerking each other off the whole time.

Speaker 1 Sunday Jeff or Rob Bruce?

Speaker 3 Sorry, Sunday.

Speaker 79 Really?

Speaker 48 Oh, he doesn't know that much about get him.

Speaker 54 Wow, you're Robin.

Speaker 57 Rob Bruce is now.

Speaker 3 Rob Bruce. Plus, anytime I can pick Rob Bruce against Mike.

Speaker 1 What world do we live in that Sunday Jeff is the last overall pick in TSD Town?

Speaker 163 Because I feel like in a world where he's a Jew.

Speaker 155 I think that Sunday Jeff operates, I mean, he's on my team, right?

Speaker 84 I got some technology.

Speaker 57 You're over there.

Speaker 1 Sunday, there's a red high chair over there.

Speaker 52 Despite how this shook out, still an eerie amount of silence from both of the potential brothers.

Speaker 22 That was done on purpose.

Speaker 103 So

Speaker 18 confident in my team.

Speaker 77 Do we have a microphone for Chief?

Speaker 174 I don't love to.

Speaker 117 We'll be rotating.

Speaker 1 When it's their turn to play, we'll be flipping in and out of live mics

Speaker 1 when it's an actual player's turn.

Speaker 57 Got it, great. All right.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 each team will start off with 10 get them points to start out with.

Speaker 1 And you have 10 points already in the bank.

Speaker 75 Get him points.

Speaker 1 And so you got that already. Wow.
All right. So the first game we're going to play is.

Speaker 34 I believe you lost Troy. I know.

Speaker 30 You fool.

Speaker 3 I was really hoping you were going to pick somebody else, and I was building my dream team from the ground up.

Speaker 87 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 43 All right, I think you're going to be doing it. Ladona's strong, though, man.

Speaker 59 No, LaDonal's strong.

Speaker 130 I didn't see you picking Sal as

Speaker 153 a first round.

Speaker 49 If there's Geth's subjective questions to get him's opinion, I feel like I can come in handy.

Speaker 64 But

Speaker 185 if it's all factual,

Speaker 20 I'll give you a swash.

Speaker 21 You're on your own.

Speaker 166 You're welcome to try to get into this head sales.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you're not going to be able to go to your partner's knowledge. You have to just make a guess on your gut instinct.

Speaker 3 Your giddem instinct.

Speaker 3 Hey, Sage, you know what we're here to say?

Speaker 3 Congratulations, Gidem Steve Dave.

Speaker 84 He got married.

Speaker 190 Remember, you were there?

Speaker 121 You were the flower girl.

Speaker 95 Me?

Speaker 3 Yeah, remember? You were putting the flowers on the ground?

Speaker 23 Cat.

Speaker 3 I know, Princess Mitch, right? Stop. Stop, Princess Mitch.
You're trying to to toast Giddem Steve Dave.

Speaker 3 And say, congratulations to Gidem and Mrs.

Speaker 121 Gidem, right?

Speaker 44 Yep.

Speaker 3 It just goes to show, Seij, even if you have the muscle tone of a clam, the personality of a mental patient, the sex appeal of a garbage barge, there's still someone for everyone out there, right?

Speaker 144 Do you think?

Speaker 103 What's so funny?

Speaker 3 Talk about getting married?

Speaker 189 No,

Speaker 189 that is good.

Speaker 162 You think you're getting married?

Speaker 115 No, no,

Speaker 189 not yet. Not yet.
When?

Speaker 189 I'll push it.

Speaker 121 When you get a boyfriend? Yeah.

Speaker 3 You're never getting a boyfriend that won't allow it. You're going to be a spinster.

Speaker 3 You know what a spinster is?

Speaker 189 Somebody.

Speaker 19 I'm an asshat? Yeah.

Speaker 67 Oh,

Speaker 191 you think you're funny, huh?

Speaker 33 Just say congratulations to Mr. and Mrs.
Gidem.

Speaker 7 That's okay.

Speaker 3 Say congratulations to Mr.

Speaker 12 and Mrs. Giddem.

Speaker 3 Say, what do you say?

Speaker 7 When people get married, I forget.

Speaker 189 My

Speaker 145 boy.

Speaker 3 Our condolences.

Speaker 141 Do it.

Speaker 141 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Condolences, Mrs. Gidham.

Speaker 189 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Thank you, Ants, for 300 episodes.

Speaker 21 Right?

Speaker 70 Yep.

Speaker 89 Stop hitting me in the face before I knock you out.

Speaker 192 Declan, you better take that out.

Speaker 189 Do it again, do it again.

Speaker 124 We're still doing it. It's still recording.

Speaker 189 Okay.

Speaker 189 So,

Speaker 189 Dada, other I'd cool do it.

Speaker 3 Dada, you just like seeing the light bars go up, right?

Speaker 189 Oh, so

Speaker 189 dada, giggle, hey.

Speaker 19 That's it, you're dead.

Speaker 54 I'll fight you.

Speaker 189 I'll fight you.

Speaker 194 Ladies and gentlemen, dear friends, aunts, and idiots of TESD Town, those of us at the ISO Comics and the Ming and Mike Podcast, and I, the esteemed 123 champion, would like to congratulate Gidham and Mrs.

Speaker 193 Gidham on their unholy and unconventional nuptials.

Speaker 193 I first met Gedham regaling us with tales at the Collingwood Flea Market, and from that point on, I would have bet all the money that is making Brian Quinn Cash poor that he would die alone of alcohol poisoning during a rousing bout of drunk story time.

Speaker 193 Or maybe not so alone, for are you truly alone while you are being watched from 18 different angles from 18 different webcams?

Speaker 193 But as they say, there's someone out there for everyone, and I'm glad that you, Gedam, have finally found your lifelong match.

Speaker 193 May your marriage last as long as one of my interminable raps. May your many children be toothsome and not feeble-minded, unlike their father.

Speaker 193 May your new bride be able to adapt and understand your unique and very odd lifestyle. May your family enjoy a bountiful feast made from rotten meat dug out of the fucking garbage.

Speaker 194 May all your ups and downs be between the sheets that you bought second, or third, or fourth hand at the Collingwood flea market.

Speaker 193 And may your love last forever, for may you never get bottle-dumped. So, everyone, please raise a toast, for I would like to congratulate the new Mr.
and Mrs. Getem Steve Dave.
Here, here.

Speaker 1 All right, so the first game we're going to play, and what will alternate between each team, is called Don't Fear Fear the Giddem Reaper.

Speaker 1 This game is about things that frighten, upset, or give Gidem the willies.

Speaker 5 I'll read two items.

Speaker 5 This game won.

Speaker 103 This is game ready.

Speaker 57 Higher education.

Speaker 138 One is.

Speaker 21 Oh, boys.

Speaker 1 One is a real fear, one is a fake fear. Teams must, well, a team or player must decide which is the real

Speaker 1 Giddam fear.

Speaker 1 After hearing the two options, Q or Bride will place a ⁇ well, the player will place a wager on each, so you have to bet some of your Giddam points if you're going to get it right or you're going to get it wrong after you hear the two options.

Speaker 1 So you can go bet high or bet low.

Speaker 91 Giddam will reveal

Speaker 1 the real answer with a short, very short explanation for his potential brides, because this game allows Giddam's new bride to learn things that scare or upset Giddam and limit his exposure to them to the best of her ability

Speaker 1 in their life together.

Speaker 32 Amen.

Speaker 54 Pay attention, girls.

Speaker 1 All right, so the captains will go first.

Speaker 1 You got the first pick overall, so I think Q, you should go first.

Speaker 1 Being put in prison or breaking a lock and a key.

Speaker 65 Breaking it like a key and a lock?

Speaker 1 Yeah, like when you try to put a key in a lock and it it breaks.

Speaker 1 Which one of those is the one? It either upsets, scares, or gives Giddem the willies.

Speaker 34 So one answer is true, and the other one, who made up?

Speaker 1 Was that you? No, it wasn't me. Why would it make a difference who made it up?

Speaker 34 Because I know how your mind works.

Speaker 1 I went to Ants to get these.

Speaker 30 One of those ones that should be obvious.

Speaker 74 I know, that's the thing.

Speaker 34 Any other person at this table, I would say prison, but because it's Giddem.

Speaker 197 Well, all right, but wait, wait,

Speaker 1 don't forget, you have to say your wager.

Speaker 1 Out of your 10 points, how much you're willing to wager.

Speaker 198 Yeah, all right.

Speaker 3 What's your maximum wager?

Speaker 199 You can bet it all.

Speaker 19 So that was an irresponsible question.

Speaker 86 How is the question posed to get him?

Speaker 34 What are you afraid of?

Speaker 1 And he gave an answer?

Speaker 1 I said,

Speaker 1 give me a list of things that scare, upset, or give you the willies.

Speaker 195 Okay.

Speaker 34 I'm going to bet

Speaker 59 two Giddam points on lock broken in the key.

Speaker 1 Survey says. And get him, please reveal your fear

Speaker 1 to the room.

Speaker 29 That really does freak me out.

Speaker 105 Yeah? Yeah. I got two?

Speaker 5 I just got 12 Giddam points.

Speaker 32 Great job.

Speaker 22 Great job.

Speaker 186 Play a little

Speaker 108 conservatively off the bat just to get the lay of the land.

Speaker 121 Especially how often that happens.

Speaker 18 I work in security.

Speaker 57 It happens a lot.

Speaker 1 The potential is there every day.

Speaker 136 He faces out of the air every fucking day.

Speaker 77 You don't know what it's like to be on the front lines.

Speaker 177 He said, I'll be careful with little shackles.

Speaker 202 You think there's keys to them?

Speaker 114 All right, front line.

Speaker 166 That's some dark shit, you know.

Speaker 54 She must be wooing these lovely women.

Speaker 113 It's even darker because of the outfit.

Speaker 11 We just turn around, the brides are gone.

Speaker 103 He looks like Mr. Peanut.
Mr.

Speaker 3 Peanut had a peanut allergy.

Speaker 1 All right, Brian, are you ready for your set of fears?

Speaker 170 Yes.

Speaker 1 The sight of blood or midgets with a limp.

Speaker 1 You know how some walk with kind of a bow-legged limp?

Speaker 77 Right, they prefer little people.

Speaker 3 If they don't have their prescription shoe on, yeah.

Speaker 3 Okay, the sight of blood or midgets with a limp.

Speaker 7 I mean, come on.

Speaker 1 Remember, it's not just fears, it's Willie's or creep creeping out.

Speaker 17 So it's not.

Speaker 190 He's probably seen a lot of blood.

Speaker 6 That's what I was thinking, too.

Speaker 37 He's seen a lot of blood.

Speaker 108 Well, you were supposed to get help for

Speaker 108 it.

Speaker 118 Well, so we all freaking shoot.

Speaker 1 Yes, yeah, you're all going to be going right in a row.

Speaker 154 Yeah. I got you.
You're talking about just one.

Speaker 1 You're going to get your own set.

Speaker 173 Right, I got you.

Speaker 3 I'm going to go conservative. I'm going to go two.

Speaker 12 Two.

Speaker 3 Get them coins or points or whatever.

Speaker 42 I mean,

Speaker 3 how often do you have occasion to see a midget with a limp

Speaker 182 that it would give you the willies?

Speaker 30 In 48 years, I have not seen one.

Speaker 34 How many bottle dumps have you been to?

Speaker 37 Are you talking about midgets with a limp or like when they have both legs and they're like a bow leg thing?

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's not an an actual like orthopedic thing.

Speaker 3 Right, so we're talking dwarves then.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I'm gonna have to go that then. I just feel like he's probably seen a ton of blood on a farm and in his personal life.

Speaker 77 The question is blood or a human?

Speaker 31 A human.

Speaker 135 It's like, I don't got it bad enough.

Speaker 57 I'm freaking you out.

Speaker 103 Two points.

Speaker 1 Is on the table, get him. What what was your real fear?

Speaker 54 I really hate blood.

Speaker 87 Oh!

Speaker 57 That again, young ladies, that is good news.

Speaker 122 Wait, who? Which lady am I?

Speaker 1 You're playing for Aaron. No, contestant number two.
Yes. Okay.
All right. All right.

Speaker 169 Is that a hint for you guys to menstruate?

Speaker 54 Do they want us to move?

Speaker 132 Are they rooting for the routine?

Speaker 132 I hope so.

Speaker 185 Should be, right?

Speaker 1 All right, Troy,

Speaker 1 you were the first

Speaker 1 overall pick for Q.

Speaker 148 Come on, buddy. You got this.

Speaker 1 People with ridiculously large muscles are being indoors with a crowd.

Speaker 96 I know the answer to this.

Speaker 1 He's probably averse to muscles.

Speaker 34 Now, am I picking how many we're betting on this?

Speaker 11 No, Troy

Speaker 1 has to wager his own amount here.

Speaker 3 I mean, Giddam has done everything possible to avoid large muscles.

Speaker 176 He's certainly averse to them.

Speaker 124 I mean, looking at the crowd he's hanging out with right now.

Speaker 177 All right, I'm going to go to get him points on muscles.

Speaker 1 Get him, Steve. Dave, reveal your fear.

Speaker 29 I really do hate being inside with a large amount of people.

Speaker 79 Yeah.

Speaker 1 No, no get him points.

Speaker 3 So, what was it like at the live show then, as you're walking from the corner?

Speaker 46 He's waiting to go.

Speaker 34 Remember, I was saying when we were hanging out in the bar, he was standing off to the side because he didn't like the crowd.

Speaker 29 And when I got into a bottleneck in that corner, it was freaking me out.

Speaker 61 Yeah.

Speaker 90 When I hit the bar, coming around because I thought I could go around.

Speaker 38 You look like in a Bob Hope movie when a drunk hobo pops out of a trash can to really knock a singer in.

Speaker 55 You know what I mean?

Speaker 162 Like, that's what you look like.

Speaker 103 You're just missing a flower

Speaker 104 in the hat.

Speaker 103 Yeah.

Speaker 3 So you hate crowds, but you dig dudes with large muscles.

Speaker 163 That's why I'm sitting next to Troy.

Speaker 203 I'm still up. Don't worry, Troy.

Speaker 11 Don't worry about it.

Speaker 1 All right, so

Speaker 1 still no points on the board for Chrysler.

Speaker 5 I know.

Speaker 103 I may as well toss a point.

Speaker 1 And they lost two points, right?

Speaker 57 All right, Troy.

Speaker 1 You knocked them down to eight, right?

Speaker 80 No, they're a ten. They're an eight, they're a ten.

Speaker 108 No, we're at ten. Ten.

Speaker 84 They're eight, we're ten.

Speaker 31 Yeah, because they went up.

Speaker 21 We won two the last one.

Speaker 191 We went down by two.

Speaker 57 So they would have eight.

Speaker 162 So ten?

Speaker 121 No, no, we had twelve.

Speaker 85 They have eight. Yeah.

Speaker 106 They have eight, they have ten.

Speaker 57 All right. I like how Goodim's the official scorekeeper that I was arguing over.

Speaker 1 All right, Sal.

Speaker 1 A person who is obviously sick or a person hiding behind a door.

Speaker 54 How the fuck would he know?

Speaker 77 Oh, God.

Speaker 147 So long as it doesn't matter anybody's skill level, I'm going to do it.

Speaker 49 A person obviously sick or a person hiding behind a door.

Speaker 69 Well, how many people are intentionally hiding behind doors?

Speaker 126 Do you mean like when he notices someone behind a door that he didn't see was there?

Speaker 49 Or do you mean the person had intent to scare him from behind the door? Like if he swung that door open the door of the bathroom and someone was there, do you mean that?

Speaker 170 He's like, ah!

Speaker 1 I think somebody who's there to jump out and go, boop.

Speaker 49 So someone's scaring you.

Speaker 52 So scaring you or a person who's obviously sick.

Speaker 49 Okay, I'm going to go with what I think most of the personal population.

Speaker 110 Okay, points.

Speaker 49 Well, you're down to 10 and we have 8. What happens if you get to zero points?

Speaker 1 You're going to be going backwards and then you're then

Speaker 1 battling.

Speaker 154 You're going uphill. Oh, you can bet niggas.

Speaker 57 You're not going uphill, yeah.

Speaker 110 So I can bet 100 points right now, even though I only thought of a 10 and I'm down 90.

Speaker 59 You could.

Speaker 18 A million points.

Speaker 1 You only have eight points.

Speaker 90 Yeah, but you could correct that with a million points swinging the other way.

Speaker 80 It's like the same exact.

Speaker 105 Everything's everything.

Speaker 103 Let's play the game, Sal.

Speaker 122 Let's play like we're in Atlantic City.

Speaker 62 If I bet 5 billion get him points right now, they're going to be behind 5 billion.

Speaker 29 You can only bet as many points as you had. If you're the negative, you can wager up to 5.

Speaker 1 Take notice right there, Lisa.

Speaker 1 That authoritative.

Speaker 1 he came in so quick with that, with that kind of like rule. He shut him down.
Take charge. He just told you you can only bet eight points.

Speaker 49 I want this to get interesting.

Speaker 121 And so, if I bet three get him coins, and I get this right, we pull him to the lead.

Speaker 49 And I feel like if I'm thinking about what most normal people would do,

Speaker 49 nine out of ten people would say a person who's obviously sick.

Speaker 147 Is it like that scene in the Princess Bride where he's like switching the fucking wines?

Speaker 62 But yeah, but it's get him, so then he's the one.

Speaker 49 I'm going to bet, I'm going to make it interesting.

Speaker 49 Forgive me, but I'm going to do three get him coins

Speaker 21 to potentially pull into the league, and I'm going to put it all on the line.

Speaker 49 I'm going to say a person who's obviously sick.

Speaker 1 Go ahead, get him.

Speaker 29 If I go into a place and there's a door closed, it freaks me out, especially because

Speaker 54 there's doors and keyholes everywhere.

Speaker 11 Exactly.

Speaker 38 That's what it's like, dude.

Speaker 150 That's the struggle.

Speaker 29 No, I will tell you, like, if I go in my mud room and the door, the bathroom's all kind of closed.

Speaker 19 Is that your bathroom?

Speaker 57 That's no mudroom.

Speaker 29 It's between the outside of the house and the kitchen.

Speaker 106 There's a mudroom.

Speaker 90 The outhouse.

Speaker 162 Nothing.

Speaker 90 You have a bathroom and a waterfall.

Speaker 85 Up across a mud room.

Speaker 116 It's a mud room. It's a country shop.

Speaker 58 All that stuff is swirling around in your head every day.

Speaker 21 Is that why that hat's trying to pop off?

Speaker 3 I still don't know what a mudroom is.

Speaker 80 You have a mud room without a door.

Speaker 110 Is there a mud room with a room?

Speaker 197 It's a dirt floor. Yeah.
Really?

Speaker 209 Yeah.

Speaker 150 Well, you go to the big house.

Speaker 202 It's the vestibule.

Speaker 57 Like a sun porch.

Speaker 129 It's like where you would drop with shoes and stuff so the mud doesn't get your clothes.

Speaker 37 It's a dirt floor.

Speaker 179 It could be a dirt floor, too.

Speaker 18 It's a huge house.

Speaker 80 You're like, oh, my floors are dirt.

Speaker 1 I saw people when I first moved to the Highlands

Speaker 1 with mud rooms, and they never had any floors. It was just dirt.

Speaker 1 That's why I thought it was planted.

Speaker 49 I thought the purpose of the room was so you don't drag mud into the house.

Speaker 84 Exactly, yes, it is.

Speaker 43 For normal people, yes.

Speaker 210 You want to give us an update on the sport?

Speaker 29 Team Bry with five, Team Q with ten.

Speaker 44 Five.

Speaker 75 All right, Ming 10.

Speaker 57 Okay, I'm up.

Speaker 162 Sorry, I'm up. Mirror your ball.

Speaker 5 Let's break this wide open, Ming.

Speaker 172 Let's break this wide open.

Speaker 205 Okay, what do you got?

Speaker 108 Now, Ming, I would like to just point out

Speaker 166 usually wins in contests.

Speaker 16 He usually always gets to the end and he wins a lot.

Speaker 11 Because

Speaker 1 he's really concentrating and he wants to do well. It's a very important thing.

Speaker 1 He's not worried about getting laughs.

Speaker 32 Right.

Speaker 32 What an assa laugh.

Speaker 54 I was looking at you.

Speaker 21 So fucking sensitive.

Speaker 55 Get on out of here.

Speaker 163 So arrogant.

Speaker 22 So arrogant.

Speaker 197 Okay.

Speaker 76 Ming Chen. Yes.

Speaker 183 Falling.

Speaker 74 Well, how many.

Speaker 76 Oh, I guess. Okay.

Speaker 57 Yeah. Falling.

Speaker 1 Okay. Or the slime on a

Speaker 1 biscuits when you open a can.

Speaker 186 Wow.

Speaker 42 Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1 Oh, you know, when you pop a can can and there's like some slime on the biscuits

Speaker 1 or falling,

Speaker 111 just falling in general. Just falling down.

Speaker 1 You can't ask, get him.

Speaker 164 All right, just falling down.

Speaker 164 God, falling is so vague.

Speaker 111 Or slime on biscuits.

Speaker 1 Remember, it's not always

Speaker 1 what he's afraid of.

Speaker 11 It could creep him out, you can give him the willies.

Speaker 1 Or it can scare him.

Speaker 111 One's so vague and one so specific.

Speaker 3 Are you talking about whisker biscuits or just

Speaker 38 have you run into that much?

Speaker 82 So slimey,

Speaker 164 slimy, poppin' fresh or just falling is so vague, but um

Speaker 72 points.

Speaker 140 But I know

Speaker 88 anyway, all right.

Speaker 164 I'm gonna play it safe as well, you know, let's go two get him points.

Speaker 111 Two get him points. I'm gonna go with the slime on the biscuits.
I think there's a whole textured thing with get him here, and I'm gonna go slime with the biscuits.

Speaker 164 You tell me if I'm right or wrong, get him.

Speaker 90 Not the heights, it's the falling part.

Speaker 103 Okay.

Speaker 5 Give me an horse.

Speaker 138 Let me in a horse. I'm good.

Speaker 57 Shake it off, buddy. Shake it off.

Speaker 177 Whoever made up the slime on a biscuit, so it was genius.

Speaker 124 Good. It's totally believable.

Speaker 59 It's so ghetto.

Speaker 163 Especially more believable than falling.

Speaker 3 When you said it, Ghetto went like this.

Speaker 116 Well,

Speaker 1 he's doing some mind fuck with you right now.

Speaker 103 I know.

Speaker 49 Also, the fact that one of them is keys breaking off makes you think it's more likely to be slime on the biscuit.

Speaker 49 But it went from, it's all over the the place right now.

Speaker 103 No, there's no

Speaker 1 goes back to the doors. Chris Lagondo, right?

Speaker 58 He's anyone's husband right now.

Speaker 1 Clowns with white face makeup

Speaker 1 or amputees with hooks.

Speaker 74 Bethnomelian. Bethamelion.

Speaker 13 No.

Speaker 3 Clowns away.

Speaker 112 I mean, all clowns have, unless he's he's just flat-out astray clowns.

Speaker 32 No, I'm like, it doesn't fucking matter how smart goes.

Speaker 17 All clowns don't wear white makeup.

Speaker 1 Remember what clown at Yorling to Bello Q? Remember you're all up in his grill?

Speaker 87 Yeah.

Speaker 87 Remember you were blowing him?

Speaker 103 Yeah, I know you're not. He didn't wear a white makeup, did he?

Speaker 18 No, not generally.

Speaker 34 He had the round red circles on his cheeks.

Speaker 54 Yeah.

Speaker 2 All right, so

Speaker 138 what's the score for us?

Speaker 165 Still don't understand the shame.

Speaker 44 Team Roy has five points.

Speaker 65 Can't we agree never to talk about Bellow again?

Speaker 212 All right,

Speaker 81 I guess for two, get him points.

Speaker 1 Playing it conservatively. It's a good choice.

Speaker 81 I'm going to say amputees with hooks.

Speaker 29 We had a horse owner and his wife had a freaking hook, and it just freaked out.

Speaker 49 What is it? Now it's the score now.

Speaker 29 It is Team Q with eight, Team Bryant with seven.

Speaker 1 I can see the attention. I can see Sal.

Speaker 108 He was really joyful, and that was the right answer.

Speaker 20 Nothing on the line.

Speaker 22 Nothing on the line, but I can see real joy right there.

Speaker 69 Mike?

Speaker 34 Here is my secret weapon.

Speaker 4 Your dark horse. That's it.

Speaker 199 Your big poppy.

Speaker 166 This is

Speaker 74 a baseball.

Speaker 21 I knew that.

Speaker 34 I was driving down to Red Bank from Staten Island today, and in my head, I knew that this was going to be the guy.

Speaker 115 Really? Yeah.

Speaker 34 I knew that chief was going to be the secret weapon.

Speaker 3 I can't wait till he fucks up.

Speaker 85 A million get him points.

Speaker 131 Watch what's about to happen.

Speaker 214 All right, Mike.

Speaker 1 An insect landing in my mouth while I sleep.

Speaker 1 A great white shark.

Speaker 112 Oh, you fucked me on this one, man.

Speaker 140 You got this. You got this.

Speaker 124 You. How many points?

Speaker 42 You fucking lunatic.

Speaker 4 We're going to go three get him points.

Speaker 90 Three get him points.

Speaker 34 I have all the confidence in this one.

Speaker 34 Because it can't be that I'm the only one that got it right on my own team.

Speaker 2 I know, too.

Speaker 77 It can't be just me that I'm so much better about myself right now.

Speaker 4 Gidem, I'm going to say that you're afraid of insects landing in your mouth.

Speaker 4 Tell me I'm wrong.

Speaker 1 Reveal your fear.

Speaker 29 I won a kite surfing trip because I was afraid of sharks.

Speaker 146 He's surrounded by flies with bushes on top of it.

Speaker 5 He's never going to see the ocean.

Speaker 65 He's no ocean in his life.

Speaker 121 I would have picked that too, buddy.

Speaker 86 I would have picked that.

Speaker 163 Okay, okay.

Speaker 140 We'll get it back.

Speaker 148 Oh, hell eat, bug. That was a gimmick.

Speaker 215 Your secret weapon, dude.

Speaker 2 What happened? I would have said it when you said.

Speaker 34 Yeah, I would have said it too.

Speaker 124 That's why I.

Speaker 198 I'm a very shark.

Speaker 65 I can't hold it against him.

Speaker 77 Say, I'm afraid of both of those things.

Speaker 1 All the way from Buffalo.

Speaker 57 All right, it's like dolls' eyes.

Speaker 205 Buffalo. Central New York.

Speaker 1 Central New York, not Buffalo?

Speaker 11 No, no, okay.

Speaker 103 That's Western.

Speaker 138 Ooh.

Speaker 1 Spider veins

Speaker 1 or spiders.

Speaker 120 You don't mean the veins in a spider.

Speaker 49 You mean spider veins on a human.

Speaker 17 Like on your legs, right?

Speaker 1 Yes, spider veins or spiders.

Speaker 13 Ooh.

Speaker 212 I'm going to guess.

Speaker 103 Points. Points.

Speaker 198 I'm just trying to think, you weren't afraid of insects before with your mouth, so I don't think you're afraid of anything of insects.

Speaker 185 The logic frightened me again.

Speaker 135 Very logical.

Speaker 84 So again, that might be a downfall

Speaker 198 because I need to think like

Speaker 22 good luck.

Speaker 103 Takes a lot from beer.

Speaker 4 How much grain alcohol you got?

Speaker 135 Punch himself in the face a couple of times.

Speaker 118 I'm going to bet two points.

Speaker 1 Two get him points, and what are you going to, what's the answer?

Speaker 212 And I'm going to think that it's spider veins.

Speaker 106 Just all arachnids in general.

Speaker 158 Spider Scorpions Texas.

Speaker 140 Oh, buddy.

Speaker 77 There's no reading this.

Speaker 21 There's no reading.

Speaker 43 I'm telling you in LA.

Speaker 126 That's what you think you know.

Speaker 61 And I got a screen now.

Speaker 9 What's the score?

Speaker 73 Score is five all.

Speaker 57 As it usually does.

Speaker 34 It comes down to one man.

Speaker 84 Sunday Jeff.

Speaker 1 That's why

Speaker 1 the experts were shaking their head in disbelief when that man was picked last. In the NHL, at the All-Star Game, you get picked last, you get a car Sunday, Jeff.

Speaker 1 Now you just got the weight of your shoulder of the world on your shoulder.

Speaker 131 Is this the final question?

Speaker 1 No, there's one more after this.

Speaker 103 But also for our team, this is.

Speaker 84 Oh, there's one more.

Speaker 1 You went first, right? Yeah. So this one, and then they go, and then that would be the end of this round.

Speaker 61 So it's the last question of this round.

Speaker 1 It's the last question of this round.

Speaker 103 Right.

Speaker 207 I ain't got many guests on myself.

Speaker 42 I just want to know the experts you keep referring to.

Speaker 32 Who is this paddle?

Speaker 181 It's a voices and watches.

Speaker 1 I held my own draft draft last night.

Speaker 1 I had it on my wall, all figured out who would go, and Sunday Jeff definitely wasn't the last pick.

Speaker 42 Drawing on it with Magic Margaret.

Speaker 57 But he's like, What the fuck are you doing?

Speaker 34 Everybody, get ready for greatness.

Speaker 187 Go ahead.

Speaker 1 That Hollywood will reboot the Harry Potter franchise.

Speaker 118 That's a fear.

Speaker 57 Okay.

Speaker 1 Or a pattern of symmetrical holes.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 124 I know which one I would pick.

Speaker 3 What was it again? Sorry?

Speaker 1 That Hollywood will reboot the Harry Potter franchise or a pattern of symmetrical holes.

Speaker 11 All tied up at five.

Speaker 124 We're going to go big here someday, Jeff.

Speaker 198 I'll go with two get him points.

Speaker 216 Two get em points. Two get him coins.

Speaker 120 Two get em dollars.

Speaker 1 No, it's no dollars. There's no money involved in this competition.

Speaker 34 Certainly not before this episode is released.

Speaker 161 I'm going to go with

Speaker 216 symmetrical holes.

Speaker 1 For two points.

Speaker 216 For two points.

Speaker 1 What's your fear, Getham?

Speaker 29 Tritophobia, otherwise known as fear of symmetrical holes.

Speaker 183 There we go. That's a thing.

Speaker 131 Woo!

Speaker 145 Yeah.

Speaker 34 MVP.

Speaker 103 Yes, it is. Rob Bruce.

Speaker 69 Sorry.

Speaker 54 Yeah, not Bruce.

Speaker 54 Things like beehives.

Speaker 1 So would symmetrical holes be two?

Speaker 29 No, it's like something like a beehive.

Speaker 90 It has to be more than two.

Speaker 9 It's where spiders live.

Speaker 61 Okay. All right.

Speaker 57 Rob Bruce.

Speaker 190 He's probably the closest to thinking, like, get him at anybody in the state.

Speaker 196 I would agree with that.

Speaker 69 Before he goes, I have a question.

Speaker 121 Yes.

Speaker 42 You bet two coins, right?

Speaker 33 So it's 7.5.

Speaker 77 7.5.

Speaker 120 Do these coins get erased and restart with the next thing, or is this the coin that you're building?

Speaker 103 We're going through the whole game.

Speaker 77 We're building this to the end.

Speaker 1 That's why at the end, if someone's really far down, a team's really down in the dumps, they can bet like big, big amounts to try to get back up.

Speaker 161 Big, big money coins, guys.

Speaker 1 Last one to Robert. You want to get closer to the mic, Robert?

Speaker 34 Rob is a wild card.

Speaker 1 Going blind or people with no eyebrows.

Speaker 11 Come on, no whammies.

Speaker 65 We're going to go three.

Speaker 84 Three. Three points.

Speaker 49 Three would put us in the lead by one.

Speaker 173 People with no eyebrows always got the one.

Speaker 175 Going blind.

Speaker 80 Going blind.

Speaker 28 It's funny.

Speaker 72 I knew a girl with no eyebrows.

Speaker 1 Were you scared of her?

Speaker 124 Yeah, I'd rather have no eyebrows.

Speaker 4 That's why she went out with Rob.

Speaker 112 This is crazy.

Speaker 11 Come on,

Speaker 11 we need an answer.

Speaker 1 Spit it out.

Speaker 157 I literally gotta go with going blind.

Speaker 1 Going blind. Get him.
Reveal your fear.

Speaker 29 I mean, I wouldn't be able to look at anything like my Zippos or anything again.

Speaker 145 Yeah! Yeah!

Speaker 54 Inside the mouth of Robbers.

Speaker 29 So we have Team Bride with eight,

Speaker 39 Team Q with seven.

Speaker 121 Yeah, he scolded me. All right.

Speaker 84 Just think.

Speaker 54 of it. He missed most

Speaker 110 about seeing.

Speaker 92 Just want to make that note.

Speaker 58 Not family.

Speaker 110 Not the rolling plateau.

Speaker 80 Not the naked form of woman.

Speaker 77 I love that.

Speaker 214 Wow. Okay.

Speaker 86 Still a very close game.

Speaker 1 This round is Q, you are not going to be able to play in this round because this game is called Get Him to Know Q, Get Him to Know All About Q.

Speaker 1 I mean, so your team, mate,

Speaker 1 your team is without their captain right now for this round, unfortunately.

Speaker 165 But is he still gonna,

Speaker 129 can I call in an alternate for me?

Speaker 1 Call in an alternate?

Speaker 121 If I can't play, but they have their whole full team, can I you?

Speaker 1 Yes, you can, yeah, well, yeah, you can, well, you could, you're, you could pick who gets to go twice.

Speaker 34 Oh, I can't call in like a utility player?

Speaker 197 Like who?

Speaker 34 Because, I mean, if she doesn't have to talk, I can get Stacey Patella in here.

Speaker 165 She'll write her answer down.

Speaker 1 Well, I'll let Giddam. Giddam, would you allow that? Write her answer down.

Speaker 198 That'd be interesting, Giddam.

Speaker 76 I'll allow it.

Speaker 85 Ooh, we'll allow it.

Speaker 144 Stay safe.

Speaker 18 All right. Thank you.
Thank you.

Speaker 108 All right, don't talk. She'll just write it down.

Speaker 148 She'll write it down.

Speaker 18 She'll write the answer down.

Speaker 1 Okay, Bri, you're going to be going first on this one.

Speaker 34 You can text it to me, and I'll show it to Giddam.

Speaker 185 You guys ready?

Speaker 1 The last time you felt ashamed to be an America, American, the last time you felt ashamed to be an American was when, okay, also,

Speaker 1 there's

Speaker 1 one false answer. There's Q's answer, there's Giddam's answer, and then there's one made up.
So you have three answers. You've got to match all three properly to get the points.

Speaker 1 Okay, got it. Sorry, I didn't give you that one.
I didn't.

Speaker 22 So it's like one true three in a way.

Speaker 159 Got it.

Speaker 185 Yeah.

Speaker 70 Did you answer this?

Speaker 5 Giddam's answer.

Speaker 1 There's three options, and you got to match them, all three of them correctly.

Speaker 108 Got it.

Speaker 3 Then we got still the points.

Speaker 1 This one, no, each correct answer is worth two Giddam points. We're not betting on this particular one.

Speaker 174 Okay.

Speaker 1 The last time you felt ashamed to be an American was when

Speaker 1 O.J. was found innocent.

Speaker 1 When after weighing all the evidence and realizing we never landed on the moon,

Speaker 1 I've never been ashamed to be an American.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 1 So, which one is Q's answer? Which one is Giddam's answer? And which one is the fake answer?

Speaker 3 Okay, so we got O.J.

Speaker 1 You got O.J.

Speaker 1 He was ashamed when O.J. was found innocent.

Speaker 3 That sounds like a Staten Island answer.

Speaker 1 There's also

Speaker 11 landing on the moon.

Speaker 1 He found that he found

Speaker 30 the evidence and came to the definitive conclusion

Speaker 1 that he'd been lied to his whole life about Neil Armstrong.

Speaker 1 Or he's never felt ashamed of the red, white, and blue.

Speaker 96 So there's no partial points, right?

Speaker 34 You have to get all three.

Speaker 1 You have to get all three properly. There's no, to get the two points.

Speaker 49 Are we cycling through like the last round, or is he just answering and we're conferring with him?

Speaker 1 Yo, you have to give me an answer. Which one was Q's? Which one was Giddam's?

Speaker 121 No.

Speaker 1 If you get the Q and the Giddam one right, obviously you'll get the gibberish one right.

Speaker 190 No, but then are you going to have one for each of us?

Speaker 118 Yes.

Speaker 1 Each person gets a question.

Speaker 11 Okay.

Speaker 3 OJ,

Speaker 187 Moon,

Speaker 46 never.

Speaker 3 I'm going to give

Speaker 3 I'm going to assign the Moon one to Q.

Speaker 176 Okay.

Speaker 3 Never ashamed to be an American to

Speaker 171 no, you know what? I'm going to back up.

Speaker 3 Moon one's going to get them.

Speaker 157 Okay.

Speaker 3 Never ashamed to be an American to Q.

Speaker 182 OJ is the gibberish one.

Speaker 1 Gibraltarish one.

Speaker 1 Q reveal your answer.

Speaker 121 Never ashamed to get you.

Speaker 84 Yeah. I was hoping you did answer.
Never.

Speaker 28 Yeah, I did.

Speaker 1 Giddam reveal your answer?

Speaker 29 Damn, OJ.

Speaker 28 Oh!

Speaker 1 And I'm sorry, I also forgot to tell the ladies that this game is intended to just hammer home that you're marrying Gidham, not Q.

Speaker 1 All right, so this question is going to be for your stand-in.

Speaker 103 Yes.

Speaker 1 How do we know you didn't go over these questions with her, though?

Speaker 103 I didn't.

Speaker 205 I'm an honest guy. Okay.

Speaker 33 I didn't, nor did I know that she would be playing.

Speaker 29 How do you know I didn't go over the answers with her?

Speaker 191 There you go. That's an excellent point as well.

Speaker 1 If you were to go to heaven, what's the one thing you hope is there?

Speaker 1 Freedom of expression,

Speaker 1 my grandparents,

Speaker 1 or my pets?

Speaker 11 I got this already.

Speaker 34 All right. We're vamping, we're vamping.

Speaker 3 This is Stacey Patella answer.

Speaker 1 She's texting me. It's worth a crucial two points here.

Speaker 1 If

Speaker 1 either of them get to heaven, unlikely, but we'll play along with that.

Speaker 1 What do they hope is there? Freedom of expression? I mean, she could probably just mouse. My grandparents

Speaker 1 or my pets.

Speaker 11 I don't know about freedom of expression here.

Speaker 3 I hope sure hope it's in heaven.

Speaker 11 Oh, what's that? Some sort of.

Speaker 32 Happy in America.

Speaker 1 Giddam, you're going to read them out?

Speaker 29 Yes. Okay.
I am the voice of Stacy Patella.

Speaker 53 Q says grandparents.

Speaker 29 Giddam says pets. The made-up one is freedom.

Speaker 1 Q, you want to reveal your answer?

Speaker 34 When I get to heaven, I do hope my grandparents are in there.

Speaker 5 Oh, I thought you were going to say pets.

Speaker 185 Well,

Speaker 1 you're in a run.

Speaker 1 It's possibly to get the two points if Giddam has said pets, right? Is that what it said?

Speaker 1 Was that what she said?

Speaker 90 I can't remember.

Speaker 1 So if you said pets, she's got the two points for the team.

Speaker 148 I hope all my dogs and cats are there.

Speaker 90 Yeah!

Speaker 150 Points.

Speaker 3 I would have pegged Q for pets as well.

Speaker 108 I was going to say freedom of speech is nobody's.

Speaker 1 Remember his best day ever, though? It was all about his grandparents.

Speaker 64 Why would there not be freedom of speech in heaven?

Speaker 1 Because you don't know. I mean, you might have to fall in line.

Speaker 29 You may have to say, there's no freedom of speech in America.

Speaker 1 Freedom of expression, not speech of expression.

Speaker 1 You may just have to praise him.

Speaker 151 But it's hell, but it's heaven.

Speaker 147 They're going to get there and immediately start.

Speaker 1 All right, Sal, you're up.

Speaker 41 What are we up?

Speaker 32 What are we at once?

Speaker 51 We have

Speaker 29 Team Bry with eight and Team Q at nine.

Speaker 79 They're feeling fine.

Speaker 42 We've got to pull ahead by a wider margin.

Speaker 57 Okay, go ahead.

Speaker 18 I guess we have to come from behind you.

Speaker 1 Then pull ahead by Sal. Yeah.
If you could murder any celebrity and get away with it,

Speaker 11 it would be who?

Speaker 1 Dakota Fanning?

Speaker 114 Wow.

Speaker 103 What?

Speaker 181 Jessica Simpson.

Speaker 1 I can't honestly think of anyone I would ever murder.

Speaker 54 Oh my God.

Speaker 49 First of all, I haven't, my brain has not thought of Dakota Fanning in 15 years.

Speaker 146 Why would anybody want to kill that girl?

Speaker 62 She was a child.

Speaker 62 Like, I don't think of Dakota Fanning as an adult that she now is.

Speaker 96 When you say you want to murder Dakota Fanning, I think you want to murder a child.

Speaker 131 Like one of the world's Dakota Fannings.

Speaker 60 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 146 So there's no way someone could have said Dakota Fanny because that just means that you want to murder a kid.

Speaker 165 She's 22 years old.

Speaker 85 Now, but I don't think of a now.

Speaker 64 What's the last thing she's been?

Speaker 1 I will say this. I didn't ask that question 15 years ago.

Speaker 57 I asked it probably two weeks ago.

Speaker 22 Oh.

Speaker 33 She was recently in the Twilight Saga, Sal.

Speaker 86 So that was a couple of years ago.

Speaker 11 So which one is Q?

Speaker 69 Okay.

Speaker 149 Well, Q, Q,

Speaker 49 that means he said, that means he's going to say, I've never been ashamed and I never want to kill anybody.

Speaker 149 But Q wants to kill people all the time.

Speaker 110 But Q doesn't want to kill to go to Fanning.

Speaker 49 I know you well enough, and we've never talked Jessica Simpson.

Speaker 49 We've never talked Fanning or Simpson at all. I've never heard him even say he was perturbed by either of them.

Speaker 121 For him to go on a limb and want to end their lives, I think, is a stretch.

Speaker 49 I feel like you want to kill people all the time, but I'm going to go with Q says I can't think of anybody I want to kill.

Speaker 163 Like, if you accept James Murray.

Speaker 1 All right, so you're locked in, you're locked in on Q is

Speaker 85 never.

Speaker 1 I don't want to kill anybody. So, all-important get him answers.

Speaker 49 Were these answered honestly?

Speaker 34 They were answered honestly.

Speaker 103 Okay, it wasn't just like, fuck it, I'll just

Speaker 114 say, answer it on.

Speaker 49 So, I'm going to say Q nobody. And since Dakota Fanning

Speaker 49 in our mind's eye is a child, I'm going to think that Gidem has some aversion to Jessica Simpson.

Speaker 202 Maybe, like, she scorned him in some way.

Speaker 85 I don't know her once.

Speaker 54 Yeah.

Speaker 17 Exactly.

Speaker 1 So you're locked in on Q never doesn't want to kill anybody, and Giddam wants to kill Jessica Simpson, and the gibberish one is Dakota Fanny.

Speaker 120 That's correct.

Speaker 1 That's what I'm going. Q, would you reveal your answer?

Speaker 34 You know me well, buddy. I never want to murder anybody.

Speaker 135 That is correct.

Speaker 1 Jim, Steve, Dave, you can reveal your answer with an explanation.

Speaker 29 She ruins all her damn movies with, I'm a big girl doing big girl things and screaming like a lord of the world.

Speaker 58 all she did was scream so who is it Dakota Fanny was

Speaker 21 also you just you just admitted that her child acting is what annoyed you so you want to murder a child can I tell you this Sal when I asked that question it literally took three seconds for an answer

Speaker 116 There was no hesitation.

Speaker 57 She was waiting for someone to ask her that question all his life.

Speaker 116 And there's seven billion people on earth.

Speaker 146 No, sorry.

Speaker 163 celebrity oh okay but i don't know

Speaker 107 you don't want to want to even normally call her so

Speaker 184 so you're now looking in my eyes and i'm like

Speaker 90 wow so you just want to kill her as a kid like in a world where courtney stodden is living right he doesn't want to kill her he wants to kill any kardashi like a very talented child actor who was directed to say what she said in the film he wants to murder again like i'm a big girl

Speaker 29 there was she was in this movie uh called dreamer and like she's like i'm gonna try to make coffee And all of a sudden, I messed up, and I got coffee everywhere, and then she tries to drink it, and she's like, Ew, it's disgusting.

Speaker 115 You're so stupid.

Speaker 62 Clearly, you have put thought into this.

Speaker 184 Seriously, look at that face, girls, because that's going to be on top of you.

Speaker 17 At least one of you.

Speaker 1 That's going to be chasing you through a whole lot of stuff.

Speaker 114 Yeah.

Speaker 166 Don't dress like Dakota fanning for holidays.

Speaker 90 You look like a carnival balker

Speaker 1 who lost his job and never changed out of his clothes ever again.

Speaker 37 Those were the glory days.

Speaker 1 Troy is up.

Speaker 187 Wow.

Speaker 1 What is the sexiest inanimate object you can think of?

Speaker 138 Wow. Dakota Phoenix corpse.

Speaker 54 I'm a big girl.

Speaker 57 Not anymore.

Speaker 95 I made coffee. Now I'm dead.

Speaker 174 Wow.

Speaker 1 The sexiest inanimate object child

Speaker 57 is good.

Speaker 103 A birdhouse.

Speaker 1 A mannequin.

Speaker 1 Or a can of shaving cream.

Speaker 162 Holy shit.

Speaker 199 The sexiest inanimate.

Speaker 1 The sexiest inanimate. Like, you look at it and you're like, that's sexy.

Speaker 22 Yeah.

Speaker 1 A birdhouse.

Speaker 103 Birdhouse?

Speaker 90 A mannequin.

Speaker 150 Well, birdhouse has that hole, it has that little stick that's there.

Speaker 5 Right.

Speaker 166 Both sexes are representative of that birdhouse.

Speaker 57 That's definitely good.

Speaker 1 A can of shaving cream

Speaker 1 and a mannequin.

Speaker 120 No matter what answers come through here, we're all losers.

Speaker 177 Q's mannequin because they have perfect bodies and don't talk.

Speaker 177 And Giddum's birdhouse because

Speaker 103 fucking Gidham. I don't know.

Speaker 159 Q?

Speaker 34 Sal, do you remember outside the old North-South offices those gene sands?

Speaker 49 Yeah, you touch those fake asses every day.

Speaker 34 Every day we would walk by these mannequins with these beautiful fake asses and just dream of them coming alive. So I am the mannequin.

Speaker 160 All right, so I thought I would peg you for that too.

Speaker 1 So if you get this, if Giddam's answer is a birdhouse, you're getting two points.

Speaker 3 He said, like, Q says it as if it's like something to be proud of or

Speaker 196 at least it's not a birdhouse or a can.

Speaker 54 It's shaped like a human.

Speaker 5 You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 57 He's fist fucked it up.

Speaker 22 Fuck that manicure.

Speaker 121 Giddam's like, every day I woke by a CVS on the cue.

Speaker 57 There's a bottle of shaving cream.

Speaker 54 Fucking barbersol is my brain.

Speaker 124 Q's into Barbie's into barbersol.

Speaker 167 Gidum?

Speaker 102 Birdhouses aren't damn sexy.

Speaker 5 Yeah!

Speaker 5 Troy!

Speaker 32 That is insane, dance.

Speaker 80 Why?

Speaker 53 Why?

Speaker 1 They flew into the turkey.

Speaker 111 That's it. That's it specifically.

Speaker 34 She's loaded with sexual ingredients.

Speaker 44 Oh my god.

Speaker 49 Beautifully crafted, but sexy is different than that.

Speaker 29 It can be in a camping.

Speaker 120 You think that a birdhouse has sex appeal?

Speaker 90 It can.

Speaker 74 I'm not talking about a birdhouse that isn't hot. hot.

Speaker 179 You know, it's hauling.

Speaker 146 What about the mother of all birdhouses, the chicken coop?

Speaker 20 She just fell into a chair, she was so wet.

Speaker 50 She just ate a few eggs herself, Geoffrey.

Speaker 1 Who's up? Who's the third pick? Chris LaDondo.

Speaker 1 The most unusual thing

Speaker 1 that has aroused you

Speaker 1 a dirty limerick,

Speaker 1 sweat socks,

Speaker 1 or a mannequin

Speaker 21 to be completely truthful.

Speaker 190 Okay, so Quinn and the mannequin.

Speaker 34 The sad part is it's a different different mannequin I'm thinking about.

Speaker 80 So somewhere out there, there are two mannequins that really did a lot of mannequins at the same time.

Speaker 103 Okay, I'm going to say...

Speaker 1 You got the dirty limerick or you got sweat socks?

Speaker 112 The dirty limerick, because it's fucking his Zaro world, is get him. Two points.
And the sweat socks is bullshit.

Speaker 11 Sweat.

Speaker 69 Two points on the line.

Speaker 203 Hopefully.

Speaker 1 Reveal the most unusual thing that has aroused you.

Speaker 103 Oh, me? Yes. Yeah, mine is a mannequin.

Speaker 79 Like, everyone should have mannequinnecks.

Speaker 34 No, across the street from Broadway, remember they had those mannequins in the full body, like cat suits with the holes there. I was like, oh man, I'd take a run at that.

Speaker 3 You got hit by a gypsy cat running across the street.

Speaker 29 Socks are fucking amazing because they just

Speaker 67 shape of the leg.

Speaker 57 They catch you, discharge.

Speaker 121 That is a fetish.

Speaker 81 I changed at the last segment, but with you know, like, not even

Speaker 83 dirty sweat socks.

Speaker 85 I didn't say dirty red stripes.

Speaker 57 Okay, I interrupted.

Speaker 49 See, I interpreted that as sweaty socks.

Speaker 11 It wasn't.

Speaker 42 It was just sweat socks.

Speaker 69 Yeah, I would change it.

Speaker 103 I would change it.

Speaker 54 No, it wouldn't.

Speaker 11 I interpreted it as a sweat.

Speaker 131 Did you say sweat socks or sweaty socks?

Speaker 188 Sweats.

Speaker 69 You often pay me good.

Speaker 103 I thought it was sweaty socks.

Speaker 1 You could have asked for clarification.

Speaker 118 Well, whatever.

Speaker 81 It's Tesdy Town. Everything's fucked up.

Speaker 1 That's always your answer when you fuck up.

Speaker 1 You blame TSD Town.

Speaker 2 Whatever.

Speaker 217 Look at him.

Speaker 54 Thanks.

Speaker 11 I don't give a shit.

Speaker 107 So, since Odo is skulking,

Speaker 29 Team Bry has eight points, Team Q, 11.

Speaker 103 Get him.

Speaker 220 I've known you for many years, and during that time, I've come to see you as family.

Speaker 220 You're just like a member of my real family, in the sense that you don't follow me on Twitter, takes you forever to return any of my text,

Speaker 220 I see you only once a year, but somehow end up having to spend money on a gift for you.

Speaker 220 Well, now that you're married, your wife is a part of my family, and I look forward to you and your bride joining my family this year for Thanksgiving dinner,

Speaker 220 even though I probably won't be there.

Speaker 220 So, everyone, join me in raising a glass or a bottle in wishing Mr. and Mrs.

Speaker 18 Gidham a long and happy marriage.

Speaker 192 Good luck.

Speaker 222 I got some copy here, Walt, hot off the wire.

Speaker 3 Blue Juice would like to congratulate Tell him Steve Dave on their 300th episode and would like to raise a toast to get him Steve Dave on finding the love of his life and finally settling down and getting married.

Speaker 57 Now if

Speaker 3 Blue Juice were decent, they would end it right there, but they're insisting on a fucking plug, right?

Speaker 3 They can't just be like, oh, good on you guys, congratulations. Oh, by the way, Blue Juice is the home of the Accelerators and Bonnie and Aether and Empire.

Speaker 221 Yep.

Speaker 3 Guess what they want?

Speaker 84 They want likes.

Speaker 3 Go to facebook.com, BlueJuice Comics, and please send some likes their way.

Speaker 1 These are grown men.

Speaker 3 These are men with families. And they're like, do you think you can get us some likes?

Speaker 1 Likes must be pretty important, though, I guess.

Speaker 1 For some reason, they must need them. Maybe,

Speaker 1 to show the show off their likes, maybe they get something in return.

Speaker 162 Oh, ego boost?

Speaker 1 I think it may be more substantial than ego boost. Maybe more something, it may be more

Speaker 1 to steal the phrase juice, maybe more juice.

Speaker 1 There's something about those likes that they're

Speaker 222 cashing in on likes.

Speaker 1 But I mean, wouldn't it be amazing if we were to get everybody listening to this podcast to go and like it?

Speaker 195 that would be amazing.

Speaker 1 I would love for them to just see the power

Speaker 1 that the ant

Speaker 1 can wield on demand.

Speaker 1 Not our demand, but a plea.

Speaker 222 We're begging you, please.

Speaker 149 Please like Blue Juice.

Speaker 1 I mean, I would love for them

Speaker 1 to just be

Speaker 1 speechless when they go look at their Facebook account and they see the amount. I mean,

Speaker 1 it would be nice if we can get Facebook shut down because it was too much.

Speaker 3 Right. It overloaded their servers.
Yeah. And Zuckerberg's like, what are we doing?

Speaker 138 He's running around his living room.

Speaker 103 What's going on?

Speaker 1 But I would love, you know, come on, man, 300-plus episodes free of entertainment. And all we want is for you to go click a like button for Blue Juice.

Speaker 3 Yeah, we should probably ask for something for ourselves, not for these douchebags. But Facebook.com, BlueJuice Comics, yeah.

Speaker 3 And

Speaker 3 I don't have Facebook. I know you don't, and I don't know how you like something.
But I guess if you just go to their page and you like it, then that's fucking magic.

Speaker 1 I would love to know how many likes they got right now. Is nobody from Blue Juice is nobody from Blue Juices here right now?

Speaker 3 We'll check before this episode drops, and then we'll check back in and see how many people liked them.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, if you can find the time, you know, if you're happy with episode 300 and you feel like,

Speaker 1 you know, you got something and all we're asking for is a like,

Speaker 1 I mean, how can you not do it?

Speaker 103 Yeah. What's the matter with you?

Speaker 74 All right, Mink Mink Chen. Okay.

Speaker 1 You could really bury them right now.

Speaker 111 All right, let's do it.

Speaker 208 You look like

Speaker 49 someone just found you in the Titanic.

Speaker 77 I was about to say, he looks like Mr.

Speaker 177 Monopoly if he was a floater.

Speaker 111 Freaking Uncle Pennybags over here.

Speaker 11 End of the season for floaters?

Speaker 103 Floaters.

Speaker 1 You have died, and God says you must go back to Earth, but you must go back. It's a different ethnicity.
Different standard diversity.

Speaker 89 Okay.

Speaker 1 Which race do you choose?

Speaker 1 Asian?

Speaker 209 Black?

Speaker 1 Or mulatto?

Speaker 103 At least we're being in PC.

Speaker 114 Asian, black, or Oreo?

Speaker 137 Wow.

Speaker 57 Asian, black, or mud bone.

Speaker 5 What are we doing?

Speaker 22 What are we doing here?

Speaker 142 They could have used octoroon or quadroon.

Speaker 174 I don't think think Malana.

Speaker 141 Anyway,

Speaker 58 what was the very end of that?

Speaker 49 I felt like it was a piece of the end of that question that was like,

Speaker 49 so you have to understand diversity? Yes.

Speaker 62 So it's not just come back what you want to be.

Speaker 49 The intent is you get to pick one that you think will make you understand diversity better.

Speaker 1 Wow. There's a soul to that question.

Speaker 174 Got it.

Speaker 111 I'm going to throw out Asian as a bullshit one.

Speaker 185 Nobody wants to be Asian.

Speaker 57 No one wants to be Asian.

Speaker 111 I know how they feel. So

Speaker 209 even the Ocean fell.

Speaker 75 It comes down to black or mixed.

Speaker 65 Is mulatto even PC?

Speaker 57 Yeah, so

Speaker 148 I'm going to go with Q.

Speaker 111 We'll come back as a black person.

Speaker 111 Likes the Wu-Tang.

Speaker 111 It's my only reason.

Speaker 1 And I'm going to go with mixed, best of both worlds, or the use of the word mulatto

Speaker 111 with Getem Steve Dave. That's my answer.
Q?

Speaker 3 Because he's so accustomed to being.

Speaker 34 Not only did I say black, but I used the Wu-Tang as my reason.

Speaker 170 Yeah!

Speaker 74 All right. Yes.

Speaker 1 Steve, Dave, if you said mulatto,

Speaker 1 they're getting two points.

Speaker 29 They're sometimes despised by both races, so mulatto.

Speaker 44 Yeah!

Speaker 131 And clarification.

Speaker 1 Look at this, Steve. Look it up.
Because I almost didn't allow that answer because I thought it was on PC.

Speaker 1 I looked it up.

Speaker 1 It's not an unPC phrase. You can look it up right now.

Speaker 57 Go ahead.

Speaker 69 Look it up.

Speaker 201 Look up the word mulatto.

Speaker 77 I can still drop the animals.

Speaker 1 It's the first thing that comes up. Somebody asks, is mulatto

Speaker 1 politically incorrect?

Speaker 197 It's not.

Speaker 11 Same as an answer.

Speaker 103 Experts. Trump.
President Trump.

Speaker 186 Saint the system.

Speaker 77 And just thought you a mulatto in every transaction.

Speaker 1 Look it up. I guarantee it's not.

Speaker 86 Yeah, but that could be a racist.

Speaker 174 I just was like, nah, answer.

Speaker 22 Nah, it's cool.

Speaker 156 Was I looking at Wikipedia?

Speaker 1 It's the first thing that type in what is mulatto a politically incorrect term.

Speaker 49 Those are user-answered, though.

Speaker 109 So it's like.

Speaker 3 Mulatto racial. Well, this is from 2010 back in the old days.

Speaker 1 I wouldn't have allowed it, guys. Mulatto.

Speaker 1 I would have stricken that answer from the game.

Speaker 139 No hot button topic.

Speaker 3 It's fall out of favor for general use in the United States and is considered offensive by some.

Speaker 80 Yeah, but everything's considered offensive by some.

Speaker 1 So they got the points, right?

Speaker 173 We got the points.

Speaker 96 Yes. You're

Speaker 96 tiling on.

Speaker 85 What are we at?

Speaker 107 13 to 8.

Speaker 1 All right, who's up now?

Speaker 205 I feel like we should be up longer.

Speaker 80 Right.

Speaker 190 I can't wait to see the tweets where like, are you guys fucking idiots?

Speaker 198 You think Mulatto is exceptional.

Speaker 22 Right? I can't wait to see it.

Speaker 1 What don't you wash as often as you should?

Speaker 1 My truck,

Speaker 1 my sheets.

Speaker 1 My internet browser.

Speaker 3 Is it possible to get Gidem is all three?

Speaker 161 Well, first of all, does he drive a truck?

Speaker 212 He does drive a truck, and I've seen pictures of it, so it makes me believe that you never have to do it.

Speaker 149 Well, the Wrangler can be the truck, not the money the water.

Speaker 65 Yeah, but your Wrangler is new. I mean,

Speaker 69 you wouldn't call it that.

Speaker 73 The F-Series.

Speaker 118 Yeah, but he wouldn't call it it.

Speaker 198 Yeah, you wouldn't call it.

Speaker 212 And I think when a car is newer, you're going to be more apt to keep it clean. So I'm going to say that

Speaker 212 not washing the truck is get them.

Speaker 172 Okay.

Speaker 212 And then, what were the other two? The cleaning.

Speaker 1 My internet browser and my sheets.

Speaker 220 I'm going to say that Q is the sheets.

Speaker 1 Q, reveal your answer.

Speaker 34 Internet browser. Woo!

Speaker 20 Yes.

Speaker 1 But reveal your answer because it's going to trump that one.

Speaker 29 My sheets, it's been about a year.

Speaker 5 Oh,

Speaker 158 shit.

Speaker 21 Ladies, lady!

Speaker 179 What a prize, huh? Did you get them all wrong?

Speaker 54 The cake lady is fucking horrified.

Speaker 180 Your chickens sleep in clean.

Speaker 57 Are they still over there?

Speaker 21 And they sleep in their own shit covered nests.

Speaker 198 He shovels horse shit for a living.

Speaker 22 And doesn't change his sheets.

Speaker 145 That's insane.

Speaker 20 I'm fucking thinking.

Speaker 141 He comes out of bed thinking about it.

Speaker 178 I'm too tired.

Speaker 29 As soon as I drag myself off to bed, I'll change them tomorrow, and I just never get around to it tomorrow.

Speaker 144 Cow spots. Oh, you need a wife.

Speaker 205 Mike.

Speaker 85 Mike C. You think?

Speaker 4 That's disgusting. Of course, it's get him.

Speaker 1 Mike Zapson. Yes, sir.

Speaker 96 Finally, something that made one of the potential brides speak up.

Speaker 88 I know.

Speaker 1 What part of the body turned you on the most?

Speaker 1 Jeez.

Speaker 156 Cabs.

Speaker 1 The filtrum.

Speaker 4 What? Isn't that just that? Yeah, it's the filtrums right here.

Speaker 1 Or the dairy air.

Speaker 4 All right, Q's Derrier.

Speaker 4 But But you, you fucking freak.

Speaker 1 No, it's just so close together. Yeah, you know what? Let me try now.

Speaker 4 Yeah, you know what? You're a calves kind of guy, aren't you?

Speaker 80 Yeah, I think the filtrum's.

Speaker 4 Again, not surprising, you fucking freak.

Speaker 163 So you're going with

Speaker 184 Q with the Dairy Air,

Speaker 4 and I'm going you with. No, the Filtrum.
You're the Philtrum.

Speaker 107 And the Calves is bullcrap.

Speaker 122 Q?

Speaker 96 Love a good ass.

Speaker 181 Love a good ass.

Speaker 1 If Gidham says

Speaker 1 Filtrum. Giddam?

Speaker 29 The socks make the calves just so smart.

Speaker 184 You fucking freak.

Speaker 67 Who's going to say Filtrum, though?

Speaker 169 It's Filtrum. Look at him.

Speaker 170 Who say it?

Speaker 77 It's a little different on the arms.

Speaker 1 Robert, last question.

Speaker 4 I know.

Speaker 1 You are Noah.

Speaker 1 And you are allowed to kick one species of animal off the ark.

Speaker 5 Boys.

Speaker 11 Which one?

Speaker 126 Fleas. Midges.

Speaker 180 With full legs.

Speaker 1 Tarantulas.

Speaker 34 You got to shut your mouth on this question.

Speaker 1 Or mosquitoes.

Speaker 1 Tarantulas, fleas, and mosquitoes are up.

Speaker 182 Get him steadily tarantulas since he's arachnophobic.

Speaker 195 Okay.

Speaker 1 What's Q?

Speaker 65 Fleas or mosquitoes?

Speaker 213 You really can't kick a mosquito off because it flies.

Speaker 5 You know, but if it's not making sense of it.

Speaker 77 Do not dare apply logic.

Speaker 65 I'm going to go with mosquitoes for Q.

Speaker 73 Q?

Speaker 34 The one animal I can't stand is the tarantula.

Speaker 69 I cannot stand it.

Speaker 34 I see no reason for it. It creeps me out.
I don't even like looking at them.

Speaker 1 Tarantulas.

Speaker 1 What was yours, Giddam?

Speaker 29 Tarantulas actually serve a purpose, but mosquitoes serve no purpose whatsoever.

Speaker 198 I'm going to have in the herds with Zika if I've been.

Speaker 1 So that was it. That's that.
On that game is over.

Speaker 121 My tarantula died, by the way.

Speaker 1 Or no, Sunday Jeff. You didn't get to go, right?

Speaker 34 Sunday Jeff's up.

Speaker 1 What does the world need now more than ever?

Speaker 1 Common sense?

Speaker 125 A plague?

Speaker 1 Or a social media EMP?

Speaker 158 EMP?

Speaker 1 Electromagnetic pulse.

Speaker 50 Social media electromagnetic pulse.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that would knock out social media so nobody could go online and talk anywhere.

Speaker 195 Hmm, that's a tough one.

Speaker 22 I don't know if Q would want a plague.

Speaker 49 You look like you've fallen on hard times ever since you're a flea circus fan.

Speaker 21 Someone kicked him off the arch.

Speaker 118 You look like Ebenezer Screw just told you no more coal on the fire.

Speaker 1 What do we got? What do we got, Jeff?

Speaker 216 The media one, I'm going to go with Q. Who? Q.

Speaker 198 The media one. The EMP.
I would go with Q.

Speaker 1 All right. And what's Giddam's answer?

Speaker 198 What was the other two?

Speaker 1 A plague

Speaker 114 or

Speaker 1 common sense.

Speaker 34 That targets Dakota fanning.

Speaker 57 What the world needs now?

Speaker 138 A plague?

Speaker 1 A plague. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You know, thin it out.

Speaker 161 I'm going to say common sense.

Speaker 1 Say common sense for Giddam.

Speaker 192 Giddam.

Speaker 1 Q, reveal your answer.

Speaker 34 I think the world needs an EMP to social media.

Speaker 141 Oh,

Speaker 34 wipe it out. Enough nonsense.

Speaker 3 It was life that you came up with that answer.

Speaker 209 No.

Speaker 8 No.

Speaker 195 That was me.

Speaker 195 So

Speaker 1 two points for Team Q.

Speaker 1 Yeah, if Giddem

Speaker 1 wanted,

Speaker 1 what'd you say? Common sense.

Speaker 11 Common sense.

Speaker 1 All right, Giddam. We know where your head's at.
What do we need?

Speaker 29 The world does need more common sense.

Speaker 16 All right. This is a fucking dream team.

Speaker 54 I gotta win.

Speaker 57 You know what the last person is?

Speaker 21 Fucking clean up.

Speaker 23 The trash talking about

Speaker 69 series MVP over here.

Speaker 132 I told you, there's no way he should be a pickle.

Speaker 113 Lot of game left, Sunday chat.

Speaker 136 A lot of trophies back there.

Speaker 69 Some of them are rides.

Speaker 125 We are getting now.

Speaker 1 Give us a tally because we're getting into the the game of the game of the night, I think. This is the one I most anticipated coming up next.

Speaker 29 Team Bry has consistently had eight points, while Team Q has 15.

Speaker 11 Dang.

Speaker 1 So after two rounds, you've lost two points.

Speaker 1 You've gained nothing. You've lost ground.

Speaker 214 I like how when I pick Seller, you're like, you're a fucking idiot.

Speaker 80 No way could.

Speaker 69 These are all best guesses.

Speaker 173 Like, you don't have to know this fucking thing.

Speaker 57 Oh, wow.

Speaker 1 But it's better if you do, though.

Speaker 18 We're at the point of the game.

Speaker 122 Are we at the point of the game where the losers start making excuses already?

Speaker 77 I thought that was last round when I heard Chris start immediately.

Speaker 103 We're going to come back.

Speaker 1 All right, get your box.

Speaker 103 I'm just trying to get a box. What does that mean?

Speaker 165 Where's Brett Valcho's head?

Speaker 172 What's that name?

Speaker 21 Get over your box.

Speaker 103 Put some bread in your box.

Speaker 59 You want a skinner box?

Speaker 84 Hurry up.

Speaker 153 Put on this birdhouse outfit, box.

Speaker 5 What am I looking for?

Speaker 77 Art the bird in here.

Speaker 11 Somebody pushing shit.

Speaker 132 Is that guy still doing the weekly?

Speaker 130 Tell him Steve Dave.

Speaker 8 Adam.

Speaker 85 Art.

Speaker 22 Oh, Chastaine. Chastain.

Speaker 18 I haven't seen one in a while, but Art with

Speaker 195 a bird feeder over at the end.

Speaker 1 I think it's right there.

Speaker 65 Get him fucking feeding her with a massive erection.

Speaker 1 This is broken. This is the one I was proud of the most when we were compiling the games.

Speaker 1 I think this one has potential cue. This one, I want you to take to your celebrity friends and

Speaker 1 get this on Game Show Network.

Speaker 179 You don't need that. Well, go pull it out, Gabriel.

Speaker 179 This one's called Let's Get Him On.

Speaker 34 I'm already working on the future.

Speaker 1 Is all the players ready to hear the rules?

Speaker 1 This game consists of three timed rounds as both teams will send one player to role play and add Lib as Gidem's lover, as Brian and Q will role play as Giddem.

Speaker 1 Okay. The scene, we are eavesdropping on the couple as they indulge in some steamy, lovey-dovey pillow talk

Speaker 1 while lying in bed. What?

Speaker 1 Now wait, there's rules. There's things you got to hit.
There's targets.

Speaker 17 Go ahead, Sal.

Speaker 109 I'm a little lost on it, so they're playing Getem.

Speaker 1 They will role play as Giddem constantly because I felt only they knew Gidem's

Speaker 1 points that they should be hitting.

Speaker 49 Then they're going to choose someone else.

Speaker 1 They're going to pick one player from each of their team

Speaker 1 for three rounds, and they're only going to be able to pick three of you guys

Speaker 1 to role play as their lover.

Speaker 49 As not the girls, but just any lover.

Speaker 110 No, yeah, as a former lover. Okay.

Speaker 96 So what do you think? And what is the goal?

Speaker 11 What is the goal? I'm going to tell you.

Speaker 1 Okay I'm gonna tell you right now.

Speaker 224 It's easy for you.

Speaker 3 You're already deceased if you're a former lover.

Speaker 1 The object in said pillow talk game with Giddam is to say what they think would best arouse and bring the real Giddam who will be listening to a simulated climax in the quickest time possible.

Speaker 1 The real Giddam will be using sound effects to alert our role-playing couples when they have reached three critical moments in the pillow talk.

Speaker 1 Critical moment one, Giddem will have a bell he will ring if he approves of the topics and direction of the pillow talk. Giddam?

Speaker 214 Critical moment two, Giddam will have a slide whistle.

Speaker 63 I feel like I'm in an insane

Speaker 57 God.

Speaker 1 Giddam will have a slide whistle to represent when a team has him at his most aroused state.

Speaker 1 Critical moment three, Giddam will have an air horn that he will press to represent when a team has made him, but he can't take it anymore.

Speaker 110 Did you pick the three titles?

Speaker 69 I love it.

Speaker 1 The clock will randomly stop within a round as a TSD spice card will be drawn in Reddit that will inject some old-school TSD romance into the conversation that players must incorporate.

Speaker 1 Clock will start again after the card is read.

Speaker 1 Giddam also has a special sound effect that he will use. If he feels the person role-playing as his lover just isn't getting the job done, we call this sound kick it to the curb.

Speaker 1 Then

Speaker 1 you must replace the lover with another player.

Speaker 57 Oh, wow.

Speaker 49 Okay, so you have a certain amount of time to get to the horn.

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 5 after each team sends

Speaker 122 three rounds,

Speaker 1 once you get all those sound effects in,

Speaker 1 the clock stops, and we will add the three times. And then divide them by three.
And whoever gets the lowest, whoever gets the lowest score,

Speaker 1 will get 15 get him points.

Speaker 217 Oh,

Speaker 64 what are the cards that have to do with it again?

Speaker 1 Those are the spice cards that he will play.

Speaker 11 He will,

Speaker 1 when does the TST spice card come in?

Speaker 49 That's after the horn, those come.

Speaker 1 Those are just random. Get him at any point, can just be like, you know what, I want to spice it up.

Speaker 1 And he will read aloud

Speaker 1 what has to be

Speaker 16 changed in.

Speaker 34 That becomes the new reality of the role for us. Yes.

Speaker 121 Got it. Okay, sweet.

Speaker 1 He will get him. You just, when you want to do a a spice card, they're just basically stop down, it's time for some spice.

Speaker 11 Wait, go ahead, go ahead, Rob.

Speaker 9 So, so somebody's got to act as

Speaker 203 what it's old eight.

Speaker 1 You're just in, you're in, just here's the scenario: you're face to you're laying down, you're it, you're face to face with him, and you're just having some lovey-dovey pillow talk to get him to get him, you know, gotcha hot.

Speaker 131 Three, four hours of that.

Speaker 1 Who's going? Q, you'll be going first. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 166 You have last points.

Speaker 165 I think.

Speaker 11 The game masters fucking being questioned.

Speaker 1 Well, you could appeal to get him if you want.

Speaker 116 Who should go first?

Speaker 62 I got the fucking MVP radio, man.

Speaker 1 Who are you picking as your first lover?

Speaker 34 I got to go with Sunday Jeff, bro.

Speaker 153 This guy's been tearing it up.

Speaker 1 From last pick to first lover. How about that? That's a Cinderella story.

Speaker 132 That's Walt Disney all over that.

Speaker 153 I couldn't pick Stacey Patella for this one.

Speaker 77 No, I gotta go with Sunday.

Speaker 1 So, do you have your timer ready to go?

Speaker 150 I believe so, yes.

Speaker 1 Do you have all your sound effects ready as you hear things that are going on?

Speaker 29 I believe so, yes.

Speaker 139 I just start.

Speaker 163 What? I just start.

Speaker 1 Well, Giddam will tell you when to start when the clock starts.

Speaker 34 I'm Giddum.

Speaker 121 You're the lover.

Speaker 1 You're the lover.

Speaker 1 We assume it's a female? Or you.

Speaker 69 Possibly say.

Speaker 8 We'll figure it out, buddy. We'll figure it out.

Speaker 215 Don't get shy on me.

Speaker 1 This is why Brian Q are get him because

Speaker 1 they're going to have to drive this train.

Speaker 103 I'm talking to you.

Speaker 1 Whenever you say go, get them.

Speaker 103 Start.

Speaker 34 Hey, baby, put on these sweat socks for me.

Speaker 31 Hold on. I'm doing it right now.

Speaker 91 Get them all the way up to the calf.

Speaker 33 Do me a a favor.

Speaker 34 Just walk around the room for me a little bit. Let me see those calves.

Speaker 162 He's getting

Speaker 162 chicken out.

Speaker 17 Oh, the bail has wrong.

Speaker 96 Oh, God. Do me a favor.

Speaker 165 Kill that spider on the wall over there.

Speaker 80 Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 54 Oh, that's right.

Speaker 5 Oh, God.

Speaker 20 I like my fingers in there.

Speaker 60 Yeah.

Speaker 57 Oh, baby.

Speaker 33 Look, I brought you some chicken wings.

Speaker 18 I have them made under the bed here.

Speaker 86 Oh, they were fried twice.

Speaker 151 Did you hang them from the bird house?

Speaker 5 Oh,

Speaker 87 yeah.

Speaker 180 Lay all my sheets.

Speaker 34 I have them specially printed.

Speaker 163 That is Dakota Fennex Corpse.

Speaker 141 Uh-oh.

Speaker 1 Spice card, or are they kicking it to the curb?

Speaker 103 I'm gonna go Spice Card.

Speaker 1 Pick a card, Sunday, Jeff. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Let Giddam read it.

Speaker 29 Person role-playing as Giddam asks his partner of the possibility of any Mother X type action.

Speaker 174 Oh, shit.

Speaker 118 Mother X.

Speaker 130 Didn't you just fuck her like while the daughter was gone?

Speaker 222 We're there.

Speaker 57 All right, I got it. All right.
All right, I got it.

Speaker 1 Start the clock again. Okay.

Speaker 12 Okay. Go.

Speaker 34 Oh, listen. So listen, I'm glad you're into everything so far.

Speaker 66 You know, is your mother still, you still live with your mother?

Speaker 96 Yes, I do.

Speaker 34 Because the last time I saw her, she was a stripper down on

Speaker 124 that strip club in 36. She was.

Speaker 33 But she's still, is she into this?

Speaker 177 She think she'll come down. She likes your dirty sheets.

Speaker 34 She likes my dirty sheets? I don't wash these things.

Speaker 140 I know. Yeah,

Speaker 21 at least a year.

Speaker 171 You see you and your mom rolling around on these sheets, huh?

Speaker 103 Just get it on, baby. Oh, my God.

Speaker 128 Call right now.

Speaker 137 Yeah.

Speaker 164 Here's my 1986 Samsung flip phone.

Speaker 54 Do me a favor.

Speaker 17 And call my mom.

Speaker 209 Call your mom, yeah?

Speaker 60 It's that one. It's that one.

Speaker 163 Good.

Speaker 181 You got to hit that three buttons broken.

Speaker 103 So you got to call moms.

Speaker 24 There we go. That was awesome.

Speaker 144 What was the time on that?

Speaker 85 I don't know what happened.

Speaker 29 One minute, 31 seconds.

Speaker 180 The flick of the records made you ejaculate?

Speaker 146 So, wait, what's I don't understand?

Speaker 65 How do you win? So, how do you win?

Speaker 183 The longer it goes?

Speaker 1 No, you want to do it the shorter it goes. So, you want to make sure you're getting on, you're hitting all the things that you think may turn him on.

Speaker 3 What a fucking misplay. He just named every single thing that we talked about.

Speaker 169 I gave you the opportunity to go first, and you fucking mocked me.

Speaker 125 You laughed in my face.

Speaker 137 It was English.

Speaker 49 I understood it as Sunday Jeff, as the former lover, was supposed to be turning on Q, who was Getham. But Q as Gethem did all the work then.

Speaker 118 We're supposed to turn on Giddem.

Speaker 1 Sometimes it's

Speaker 1 sometimes it's a one-way street.

Speaker 49 He's just judging the scene of what's getting him turned on.

Speaker 1 Giddam, yeah. Giddam's just hearing it.

Speaker 180 Got it.

Speaker 49 So the goal was not for him to arouse his cat.

Speaker 1 No, it's just the conversation.

Speaker 70 I just want everybody, I want to be here.

Speaker 184 And Giddam's peeking from the closet.

Speaker 84 Yes.

Speaker 1 So you're looking to beat a minute 31, or, you know, but if you don't, there's still hope for the next round.

Speaker 1 Brian, who's going to be your lover in this round?

Speaker 3 I'll take Sal is a lover.

Speaker 34 This is where strength is going to come in.

Speaker 1 Whenever you want to start the clock and announce it, get him.

Speaker 3 Everything you just learned about Gethem was said already.

Speaker 21 Ready?

Speaker 29 Sure. Alright, let's get them on.

Speaker 42 Hey, honey,

Speaker 49 I have a surprise for you.

Speaker 11 I changed all the locks to smart locks.

Speaker 3 So, no more broken keys?

Speaker 120 We never have to use a key again.

Speaker 49 Everything's controlled from our smartphone.

Speaker 3 Even the door to the mugroom?

Speaker 108 Yes, even the door to the mugroom.

Speaker 1 Critical point one has been reached.

Speaker 49 Hey, did I ever tell you that I have a falcon as as a pet?

Speaker 46 Oh, the size of that birdhouse must be insane.

Speaker 49 It's right out back. Really? Yeah, I'd love for you to.

Speaker 64 Right, stop.

Speaker 141 You need to say that. Ice clearing.

Speaker 74 The giant birdhouse wasn't doing it for me.

Speaker 29 Person role-playing as giddy has to, in the most tasteful and classy manner, inquire about stooling possibility.

Speaker 133 Oh,

Speaker 21 shit.

Speaker 69 Stoolin'. Stoolin.

Speaker 132 What's that? Well, you can't let me.

Speaker 122 And that A-Rebbe,

Speaker 96 classy.

Speaker 128 Classy, huh?

Speaker 34 Brian Johnson is known about his classy.

Speaker 22 He's going to be you.

Speaker 1 Ready to start the clock?

Speaker 10 Let's start now.

Speaker 3 So, in my house, the mud room has a totally different

Speaker 54 bend to it, if you want to say that.

Speaker 110 Oh, Dutel, Dutel.

Speaker 103 Have you ever dabbled in, you know, taking a trip down to Browntown?

Speaker 174 Twice today.

Speaker 54 That's all.

Speaker 77 Critical point, too.

Speaker 181 Hey, I'd be headed to Dakota Spanny.

Speaker 64 You want a skull fucker?

Speaker 116 What was the time?

Speaker 54 What was time five?

Speaker 132 Oh, in the lead with that one.

Speaker 77 I was saving that one all last.

Speaker 38 I knew it had in the pocket all along.

Speaker 27 Hi, this is Sunday Jeff. And I'm here for my toast to Giddem Steve Dave.
When I first met Giddem, I said to myself, this is the goofiest bastard I have ever met.

Speaker 27 And now, after many years later, I have come to realize that he still is the goofiest bastard I have ever met. As goofy as he may seem, I now call him friend.

Speaker 27 But today, Giddam has found his lifelong soulmate, one which he can spend intimate nights with and have children with to pass on his thoroughbred genes for generations to come.

Speaker 27 And to that I congratulate him, as he now has a way to get the rest of his teeth knocked out, as only true love could have it. So I raise my glass and I toast to you to

Speaker 27 mister and misses Giddem Steve Dave.

Speaker 225 To mister and misses Giddem Steve Dave.

Speaker 225 Dear God in heaven, how the hell did this happen? I am truly

Speaker 225 disgusted with

Speaker 225 Giddam's lack of, I don't know, what would you call it? Self-esteem. And this poor girl who was duped into a life of servitude to a man who sleeps on sheets that he hasn't changed in a year.

Speaker 225 Just remember that you will literally be sleeping with everyone that Giddam has ever slept with, which admittedly is probably not a large number.

Speaker 31 I would wish you happiness.

Speaker 225 You won't find it.

Speaker 225 It comes from within, and

Speaker 225 Giddam has none.

Speaker 225 And also, just remember one other thing, young lady.

Speaker 225 By marrying Giddam, you are no longer eligible to testify against him in a court of law.

Speaker 127 So

Speaker 225 cheers to you both, you creepy bastards.

Speaker 1 Hey, Giddam, it's Jay Sarge.

Speaker 202 I just wanted to wish you the very best on this your wedding day,

Speaker 202 and

Speaker 75 I want to do it the only way I know how.

Speaker 1 What the hell, guys? This is why we have the demon portal in the living room. So you don't come in here and bust up my shit while I'm recording.
What's so important that you have to come in and...

Speaker 1 That's really why you appeared in my studio to just, like, give me shit about the song I'm recording on This the Day of Giddam's wedding? What is uh what is it you re what what what do you need?

Speaker 22 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Alright, if it's just you guys come to say something like whoa whoa whoa in your demon voices I I mean I think everybody's probably expecting that.

Speaker 1 That's not really a busting into the studio kind of situation. What's the message?

Speaker 92 But remember, for eternity,

Speaker 22 kids will be watching you.

Speaker 1 Alright, well, this is why I drink.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 I'm getting out of here.

Speaker 1 I guess I'll see you guys in hell.

Speaker 1 Go clean your room.

Speaker 1 Round two, who's your lover, Q? Gotta go with Troy.

Speaker 185 I gotta go with Troy.

Speaker 84 I gotta go with Troy.

Speaker 65 He's gotta.

Speaker 124 Oh, Jesus Christ.

Speaker 21 You know why?

Speaker 180 Can I explain why?

Speaker 34 I want the rest of my team to understand why I went with Troy.

Speaker 135 Okay.

Speaker 34 Because he has been exposed as an officer of law to the sickest, most depraved elements of society. And I feel like

Speaker 120 he can come back with some good stuff

Speaker 103 and get himself.

Speaker 1 Rob Rustin, why did you applaud that Troy saw

Speaker 1 the sickest of man's depression?

Speaker 4 He applauds everything, if you'll notice.

Speaker 203 All right, get it.

Speaker 103 You ready? Yeah. All right.

Speaker 34 All right, let me just, all right, we're here.

Speaker 81 We're here. I'm going to take this blindfold off you, baby.

Speaker 30 We're at the Collingswood auction.

Speaker 34 Yeah, it's closed, and nobody here but you and me. You see that sign with the old guy with the finger pointing?

Speaker 34 It's going right up your ass, that figure.

Speaker 190 What do you think of that, baby?

Speaker 177 You give me those bottles from the dump.

Speaker 18 Oh, yeah, I got one.

Speaker 179 Critical point one,

Speaker 163 oh my god.

Speaker 33 And who's that watching from the woods? That's American Gino.

Speaker 168 Oh,

Speaker 33 it's the guy from Giddam's bar.

Speaker 53 Yeah,

Speaker 33 he's gonna watch you.

Speaker 173 He's gonna watch you suck on that bottle.

Speaker 91 Go ahead, suck on that bottle for me.

Speaker 34 That's from 1936, that bottle.

Speaker 145 Yeah.

Speaker 74 All right. Oh, my God.

Speaker 96 Light my nipples on fire with the zippo.

Speaker 218 Yeah. Let this up.

Speaker 218 That didn't do it. Oh!

Speaker 218 Thanks a lot.

Speaker 201 I had a spice card. We got a spice up.

Speaker 39 Spice it up, Troy.

Speaker 103 Oh, up one.

Speaker 151 The fuck with the zippo now. Put him over the edge.

Speaker 29 Person role-playing as Giddam reveals to his partner his chocolate pudding fetish.

Speaker 11 Start the clock.

Speaker 67 Start the clock.

Speaker 34 See that baby pool out there, buddy?

Speaker 80 Yeah.

Speaker 34 I bought that at the auction for $3.

Speaker 96 And see all those expired puddings?

Speaker 121 I bought them at the auction for $2.

Speaker 34 We're going to mix it up, baby.

Speaker 116 Light my nipples on fire while I roll around in this pudding.

Speaker 77 Use that tipple.

Speaker 113 Light this on fire. Yeah.

Speaker 88 Come on, baby.

Speaker 12 Dude, I like how you call this lover, buddy.

Speaker 49 Also, it is an Easter egg, a fun thing that the listener will never have experienced.

Speaker 121 But just now, get him in both hands.

Speaker 180 He had the horn gripped, and he had the car crash, soundmaker gripped, and he was staring at both of them, literally like a Sophie's choice.

Speaker 11 It was anybody's ballgame just now.

Speaker 86 Shit, I went deep. I went into his Instagram history on that one.

Speaker 29 American Tino.

Speaker 149 Oh, Tino.

Speaker 91 All right. I guess that's why I got Doc.

Speaker 1 That's why I got the spice.

Speaker 12 Yeah, fucked up.

Speaker 1 All right, Brian, who are you picking?

Speaker 124 I know the American Tino Raffles.

Speaker 162 Yeah, I picked Chris.

Speaker 130 Well, what was my time?

Speaker 158 Oh,

Speaker 138 105.6.

Speaker 217 Oh, all right.

Speaker 34 But on an average, we're still down. Well, we've got to see what they get now.

Speaker 49 What was your first?

Speaker 52 Where was your first one?

Speaker 177 The first one was 131.

Speaker 141 131.

Speaker 141 You guys were one.

Speaker 172 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Whenever you guys are ready.

Speaker 167 I'm trying to think of all the animals bullshit.

Speaker 144 Ready?

Speaker 144 Yep.

Speaker 181 Fox sticking, man.

Speaker 21 Guys, you don't have to talk about this.

Speaker 3 How are those shackles fitting?

Speaker 12 Like gloves.

Speaker 203 Yeah.

Speaker 3 I custom item just for you.

Speaker 11 Out of old horseshoes.

Speaker 3 You know what all those egg cards on the walls are about, right?

Speaker 81 They get me wet.

Speaker 18 Yeah? Yeah.

Speaker 1 What about that high-powered hose I hit you with earlier?

Speaker 69 Critical point one.

Speaker 15 Wider than that.

Speaker 9 Bring the hose in again?

Speaker 126 I'll hose you down. Stop.

Speaker 124 Oh, spice cards.

Speaker 203 Okay. I like the spice cards.
It makes it easier.

Speaker 29 Person role-playing as Giddam reveals to his partner he has an intimate relation with the skeleton balloon.

Speaker 1 No, he had an intimate relationship with the skeleton balloon.

Speaker 29 Had an intimate relation with skeleton balloon.

Speaker 187 Balloon? Yeah.

Speaker 157 You don't know this about your friend.

Speaker 34 It's not a true story.

Speaker 57 Somehow it's got turned into a true story.

Speaker 103 Yeah, just like a pool noodle.

Speaker 163 Ready?

Speaker 176 Go.

Speaker 3 Now, I'm sure most of the guys you've been with, you know, will fuck any kind of mylar balloon, but

Speaker 3 many will take on a skeleton.

Speaker 11 You into that, baby?

Speaker 212 Big time.

Speaker 81 I got three in my truck.

Speaker 3 I'm not talking about like a balloon of an anorexic girl. I'm talking full-on skeleton.

Speaker 12 I'm fucking dripping.

Speaker 221 I'm didddling myself as we're speaking.

Speaker 22 You want to watch me pop it? Pop it.

Speaker 3 Pop that shit for you, baby.

Speaker 209 Pop it all over my face. Oh!

Speaker 209 What? Oh!

Speaker 21 Stop the clock! Stop the clock!

Speaker 1 He's kicking it to the curb.

Speaker 149 I got kicked to the curb?

Speaker 116 He was too vulgar.

Speaker 1 It was too graphic.

Speaker 103 It's coming fetish.

Speaker 66 But it's time. He's still got a lot.

Speaker 16 But the time stops because of it, so it actually helped them.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but now he's bringing a new lover in, though.

Speaker 49 Oh, it's going to continue.

Speaker 199 So there's a time stop with the touchdown.

Speaker 77 Now the new lover's gonna occur.

Speaker 169 This is a time remain.

Speaker 112 Apparently that was the line.

Speaker 156 Wow.

Speaker 125 Who's the new lover? Get him, you get it.

Speaker 121 You blew the horn on skull fucking a dead child's head.

Speaker 107 But Dakota's finally dead.

Speaker 1 Rob Bruce or Frank Five?

Speaker 70 I'm gonna go with Rob Bruce.

Speaker 22 Dang.

Speaker 67 Okay, go.

Speaker 78 That was so disturbing.

Speaker 227 Guys. Did he say that he was turned on by hair lips, Rob?

Speaker 21 Why all of a sudden is it weird for him doing it?

Speaker 22 Okay, great.

Speaker 215 Look at that clock just ticking.

Speaker 182 Get him. I really like your decor.

Speaker 3 This is a Johnny on the spot of College of Washington.

Speaker 168 This isn't where I live.

Speaker 182 I just love the view from the Johnny on the spot, and the smell drives me crazy.

Speaker 42 Well, you're going to love the view even more when I stuff you down the hole.

Speaker 200 A twirly?

Speaker 37 I love twirlies.

Speaker 173 Twirlies one way.

Speaker 3 Drowning in feces is another.

Speaker 3 Oh!

Speaker 69 Holy shit!

Speaker 23 Oh, he's going for

Speaker 69 Frank Pie.

Speaker 136 Well, that's his last partner.

Speaker 114 We have a lot of people.

Speaker 138 We're in and out.

Speaker 103 What a dirty message is.

Speaker 141 What chance do I stand with pillow talk?

Speaker 5 Keep ready.

Speaker 209 Go.

Speaker 160 Go.

Speaker 1 The last critical point is the horn, so get that ready. Wait, I got the slide whistle every time.
Okay.

Speaker 160 Go.

Speaker 3 Hey, baby, I cannot believe you found that whole crate of Zippos and brought them over.

Speaker 103 No charge?

Speaker 190 I know what my baby likes.

Speaker 55 Oh, woo!

Speaker 59 226.

Speaker 103 Wow.

Speaker 17 It's almost as long as this straight shit.

Speaker 67 Hey, free Zippos. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 23 I've got a move.

Speaker 205 I've got a move

Speaker 34 that's going to skip the bell and get us right to the fucking right to the slide whistle. Really?

Speaker 33 I'm doing a fucking get-em three-way.

Speaker 168 Oh,

Speaker 1 that's it man it's not who's your who's with the three-way my fucking two remaining

Speaker 202 they're pretty much the person anyway so a middle sandwich

Speaker 104 yeah and uh

Speaker 103 all right

Speaker 174 you just come with a go

Speaker 34 let's go all right me do me a favor and set up that webcam right here we're bringing back get him's webcam right now i got two of them right that's not the critical point

Speaker 18 yeah we got we're doing oh yeah all right, all right, here, Mike, get that storybook, and you start drinking now because

Speaker 84 we're going to tell some stories on these webcams.

Speaker 69 Oh, my God!

Speaker 116 This is fucking awesome!

Speaker 60 What a resolution are these webcams in, Ming?

Speaker 201 What resolution?

Speaker 33 It's 1080p for sure.

Speaker 205 4K, bitch.

Speaker 181 They found him in the high school dumpster.

Speaker 174 Spice.

Speaker 3 Spice it up, bitches.

Speaker 204 All right. He's going to press that horn.

Speaker 192 I don't think you needed any more spice.

Speaker 29 Person role-playing is Gidem reveals he thinks of Spider-Man to prolong the act.

Speaker 44 Yeah, all right, I can work with that.

Speaker 166 That'll spice it up.

Speaker 18 All right, ready? Yeah.

Speaker 103 Start.

Speaker 34 All right, Chief, read that Spider-Man comics to our audience because thinking of Spider-Man makes me last longer.

Speaker 8 You got it.

Speaker 227 Did you eat the meat that I found in the dumpster?

Speaker 215 Oh, you're so drunk, baby.

Speaker 57 Oh, yeah. Yeah, four times.

Speaker 18 Oh,

Speaker 181 I think it just shot my webs.

Speaker 201 And I stole Teleste Dave.com account now.

Speaker 1 It was crazy alarming how

Speaker 1 keyed in to get him your head is.

Speaker 21 I'm alarmed as well.

Speaker 196 I mean, it's crazy all the things you brought up that you knew would be his

Speaker 136 key spots.

Speaker 122 I consider him his friend, so

Speaker 66 I record his tendencies, you know, somewhere in my heart.

Speaker 34 I try to keep track of what he's doing.

Speaker 129 So let's recap. Recap.

Speaker 81 These guys winning for turning on a dude.

Speaker 54 That's pretty much what's going on.

Speaker 23 Yeah, Mammy!

Speaker 1 Try to say you don't care that you lost. I understand.

Speaker 37 I'm actually, I'm very happy.

Speaker 21 Setting either, right?

Speaker 17 With the colder

Speaker 222 colour every round.

Speaker 144 Hey.

Speaker 1 So, how many rounds did they go?

Speaker 135 Even the dubious winners.

Speaker 29 Three, and then this is their last round.

Speaker 1 So,

Speaker 1 can we give a time that they would have to be? Let's add up. Let's add up Team Q's, three three rounds.
Sal would probably be June 3.

Speaker 12 She goes as soon as she should.

Speaker 3 I've never felt so bad for Laura Bruce as when I was just having the pillow talk with her husband.

Speaker 21 Mike.

Speaker 131 And seriously, Dees felt bad for Laura Bruce before.

Speaker 74 At a minute 47.

Speaker 103 It was fucked up, man.

Speaker 37 Just the looking through the eyebrows.

Speaker 80 Like, he didn't even say a word.

Speaker 103 He just made a noise on the front of the shit.

Speaker 32 I'd rather lose.

Speaker 18 You know what I had on my side?

Speaker 34 I had fucking Ming Chen with the technical details of a webcam.

Speaker 103 I knew that was going to be my thing.

Speaker 96 And then talk about committing to being drunk.

Speaker 169 He started reading Spider-Man in drunk talk, man.

Speaker 3 I'm not going to blow a load when Ming says 4K.

Speaker 77 You look like Lou Costillo's corpse was found on the equator.

Speaker 1 All right. So we have an average time.

Speaker 29 We said about

Speaker 29 minute nine for Team Q. Team Bryce had a minute 45 for a while.

Speaker 54 You really ought to bring that in.

Speaker 11 You guys need a quick one.

Speaker 1 You need like the quickest of quickies.

Speaker 149 But the contempt that your team has shown.

Speaker 1 They've shown no contempt.

Speaker 20 I don't think it's going to help you.

Speaker 1 Other than a hussal.

Speaker 1 Chris has just been a mouth content the whole time.

Speaker 16 He still thinks he's at the roast this guy.

Speaker 115 Seriously.

Speaker 122 All he's done is complain the whole time.

Speaker 4 Rob's just a fucking albatross around your neck.

Speaker 30 I love to know what the girls are thinking now. Like, are they rooting for their team or are they rooting for the opposite team?

Speaker 136 I'm still going to root for my team.

Speaker 69 I think we can do it.

Speaker 3 I think you're going to lose 300 chickens in this divorce.

Speaker 1 You want to pull something out of your hat like Q did? You want to go off the board and do something?

Speaker 110 You shut the fucking hat off to pull something out.

Speaker 1 No, I bet you, Brian. You want to do something crazy here in this last round?

Speaker 192 Do you like Q went with

Speaker 1 two partners? Do you want to do something?

Speaker 96 With an interracial three-way.

Speaker 160 But I'm pulled out of the way.

Speaker 4 Yeah, just in case anyone didn't know I'm mulatto.

Speaker 135 Oh, so

Speaker 32 we get a bonus to try to bring it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you got one more chance here.

Speaker 18 Is this allowed? I don't.

Speaker 3 You're saying wild card.

Speaker 1 You could bring it to the judge, see what he says.

Speaker 9 Judge, we want to bring one of your potential wives into the mix.

Speaker 29 You can only bring your team in. Team.

Speaker 113 He's like, all males, please.

Speaker 134 No,

Speaker 145 you don't

Speaker 21 Tis tis.

Speaker 21 You can only bring in your team Test Team.

Speaker 58 But that was that was you have the power to overturn that rule.

Speaker 67 It's an arbitrary rule.

Speaker 113 You're just going to have a girl dirty talking to you.

Speaker 54 I can, you can.

Speaker 33 You can only bring your contestant in.

Speaker 200 Oh, okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 62 I thought he meant our team right here.

Speaker 90 Your team's contestant.

Speaker 146 Oh, then great. Okay, great, great.

Speaker 163 I say, great, bring teams in.

Speaker 166 You guys, this is a dangerous game you're playing.

Speaker 57 How's that going to help?

Speaker 34 This is an unknown quantity you're bringing in right now.

Speaker 176 Oh, God.

Speaker 188 Okay. That's a good question.

Speaker 95 What?

Speaker 144 Oh, God. Yeah.
No, no, just check it out.

Speaker 183 Just do what you've been seeing here.

Speaker 86 How do you feel about Stool?

Speaker 103 Whichever's easiest.

Speaker 186 I don't want to do this shit.

Speaker 34 Doesn't even want to be there.

Speaker 19 Why?

Speaker 11 No, but he can get a three-ram, so he needs to be.

Speaker 195 Wait, what? Oh, God.

Speaker 57 Oh, this is good.

Speaker 190 He's got disaster written all over.

Speaker 19 That's why I love it.

Speaker 153 In 30 seconds.

Speaker 54 Thanks, buddy, crazy.

Speaker 80 We're going to try and turn him on through dialogue in 30 seconds.

Speaker 148 And by me, Brian is me.

Speaker 89 Right, but he's judging your turn. Yes.

Speaker 198 If you can't turn him out, it's just remember, David, just keep turning on.

Speaker 95 Yeah, if I can't turn him on, then I just forfeit.

Speaker 84 Yeah, because there's no point.

Speaker 30 So you and Sal need to turn me on with your feminine wilds.

Speaker 57 Let's get them. Ready to go?

Speaker 105 Okay.

Speaker 145 Yeah.

Speaker 10 Here we go. Start.

Speaker 49 Hey, baby, Ashley came to me and asked if we want to all go in the coop for a romp.

Speaker 6 The coop, huh?

Speaker 66 Yeah, chickens all over him.

Speaker 115 Yeah,

Speaker 49 it's getting pretty, pretty wild.

Speaker 42 Feathers are gonna fly, baby.

Speaker 64 Pluck me.

Speaker 6 What do you say, Ashley?

Speaker 89 You're into it?

Speaker 209 Yeah.

Speaker 88 Come on, Ashley, come on.

Speaker 3 I'm gonna pluck the shit out of you.

Speaker 57 Pluck me from behind.

Speaker 1 There was no need for a spice for the survey, Jeff.

Speaker 126 It's going to be close. It's going to be close.

Speaker 179 What are the three scores?

Speaker 34 Troy's already on it.

Speaker 198 Troy's already on it. Wow.

Speaker 5 That was great, great.

Speaker 21 That was 34 seconds.

Speaker 11 That is great. That was

Speaker 18 38 seconds.

Speaker 102 34 seconds?

Speaker 187 Richard forgot to look at it.

Speaker 168 for the average.

Speaker 38 This is going to be close.

Speaker 116 Please tell me.

Speaker 69 15 get him points.

Speaker 62 Even if we lose the average, I think we won the lowest.

Speaker 163 Yeah, we won.

Speaker 49 Which is still something to be proud of.

Speaker 102 Please tell me this work.

Speaker 34 Oh, this is going to be close.

Speaker 187 Well, this isn't for the whole kitten caboo.

Speaker 102 I know, but I want to try and catch up.

Speaker 34 15 get him coins is a lot, yeah.

Speaker 132 I'm trying to catch up.

Speaker 204 Do you want to do total amount of time?

Speaker 136 No, I've got to go. Oh, that's the farm, Harry?

Speaker 95 I'm not putting the family farm on the line.

Speaker 118 Yeah, they're probably the same outcome. It's the same outcome.

Speaker 202 It's the same outcome.

Speaker 42 Mom, Dad, I got paid.

Speaker 54 You work for Giddam.

Speaker 34 Oh, cluck me from behind.

Speaker 118 Oh, pluck me.

Speaker 174 No, it's plucked.

Speaker 54 Wait, did I say five?

Speaker 70 I didn't even say five.

Speaker 103 No, you said plucked.

Speaker 5 This is not plucked.

Speaker 30 You would have gotten the car crash if you had gone that dirty.

Speaker 57 You don't go that kind of trash.

Speaker 141 Double check. All right,

Speaker 1 we got it. We got it.

Speaker 70 Anybody else really double-check?

Speaker 69 Is it a five?

Speaker 54 Oh, man.

Speaker 103 Is it close?

Speaker 2 I think we had a debacle on the two-minute loss. I think we lost.

Speaker 93 Yeah, I don't think the plucking from behind saved us.

Speaker 203 We went through three different lovers.

Speaker 124 Trained and shit. My team is like the A-team of this shit, man.

Speaker 65 I don't have a weak link in this chain.

Speaker 202 That is. Who's your BA Barakas? What's up?

Speaker 39 Who's your BA Barakas?

Speaker 175 My muscle?

Speaker 2 It's got to be Troy.

Speaker 103 Okay.

Speaker 171 Yeah.

Speaker 33 I got face.

Speaker 21 I take them all.

Speaker 111 Fricking Hollingman Murdoch.

Speaker 34 Murdoch's definitely something, Jeff.

Speaker 65 And he's the

Speaker 121 newspaper.

Speaker 55 Oh, Amy, Amy, you're awesome.

Speaker 145 You're awesome.

Speaker 103 Doesn't matter the colors?

Speaker 211 No.

Speaker 202 All right, so it's been tabulated twice.

Speaker 214 Okay, you read it out.

Speaker 29 With an average time of 83.6 seconds, Team Bry.

Speaker 29 And Team Q comes in with an average time of 69.

Speaker 200 Oh,

Speaker 5 yeah!

Speaker 210 69, blow that air horn.

Speaker 18 Yeah!

Speaker 179 Pluck that from behind, y'all!

Speaker 138 Okay,

Speaker 1 you guys are also playing in this round.

Speaker 34 I missed the game. What is this game?

Speaker 196 Match game. Oh, it's a match game.

Speaker 176 Okay, good.

Speaker 1 Much like the 70s match game show, teams will try to match Giddam's answer. In the spirit of match game, using curse words as your answer will result in disqualification.

Speaker 1 But innuendos are very much encouraged.

Speaker 1 Each correct match is worth five Giddem points. Oh, this game also allows contestants one and two a chance to play.
And if they match Giddem, it's worth ten points.

Speaker 51 Woo!

Speaker 196 So why aren't you pointing this out?

Speaker 1 Whatever you guys write, if you guys match it, it's going to be worth 10 points if you get it right.

Speaker 77 Oh, wow. Ladies.

Speaker 84 Exciting.

Speaker 1 But you're only going when your team's going.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 the first question is going to go to

Speaker 214 Brian.

Speaker 1 So only Brian's representative will be answering. And then when Q's team goes.

Speaker 4 That's you, Ashley.

Speaker 159 Yes.

Speaker 1 Can we confer? But you guys, one team is not going, only one team's going, right?

Speaker 1 Because you're not trying to match. You don't want to match.

Speaker 5 Well, one of those matches.

Speaker 1 Oh, that would work, right? Everybody going, it's work. Okay, all right, so everybody can go.

Speaker 103 Okay, okay. All right.

Speaker 121 I remember a match game being just like this.

Speaker 11 People being like, wait, how do we play gun?

Speaker 186 I'm trying to make it.

Speaker 54 Well, I'm trying to make this for two teams, though.

Speaker 1 That's a different, because only one contestant would go at one time, though.

Speaker 3 If those assholes had everything structured, you're on the fucking.

Speaker 157 It's kind of lying, bro.

Speaker 131 Exactly. It's kind of like a bad thing.

Speaker 1 I'm also trying to,

Speaker 1 they never were never trying to shoehorn in guys doing pillow talk to each other.

Speaker 4 Charles Nelson Riley was

Speaker 183 all right.

Speaker 1 So, this is questions for everybody. If you match it, it's worth five points

Speaker 1 for your team, right? And if you girls match it, it's worth ten points.

Speaker 196 Okay,

Speaker 1 question one:

Speaker 1 Gim Steve Dave really loves bottles. I was over at his house the other day, and he even uses bottles to blank.

Speaker 1 So, Gim, don't answer, you don't say anything. You guys, everybody writes their answer down.

Speaker 1 And you're trying.

Speaker 141 It's completely open-ended?

Speaker 93 Is that what it is?

Speaker 179 Yeah, I'll read it again.

Speaker 1 Gim Steve Dave really loves bottles. I was over at his house the other day, and he even uses bottles to blank.

Speaker 34 It doesn't have to be a word.

Speaker 1 It could be more than one word.

Speaker 177 Are we going for jokey or we're trying to actually guess?

Speaker 11 He's answered these already.

Speaker 108 No, he's going to answer it right now.

Speaker 1 He's never heard the question before.

Speaker 183 Oh. It's just like match game.

Speaker 33 Now, get him, are you going to be jokey or serious?

Speaker 34 Yeah, that's important.

Speaker 11 I think, I think, serious.

Speaker 108 Seriously,

Speaker 103 he should be able to try and roll right now.

Speaker 1 Well, he shouldn't be.

Speaker 103 Yeah, you guys should not be seeing what he's doing.

Speaker 34 He fucks up a serious drive for you.

Speaker 1 Yeah, close your eyes.

Speaker 62 Get him, Steve Dave Riddler's bottles.

Speaker 1 I was over in his house the other day, and he and he even uses bottles to blank.

Speaker 124 Are we allowed to have a jokey answer followed by the real answer?

Speaker 1 You could give, yeah, like in the spirit of the match game.

Speaker 1 They did say a fake answer, and then they turned our car over and revealed their real answer. You've got to reveal your card to get them to get the points, though.

Speaker 183 Don't look, get them.

Speaker 1 Rob, don't, don't.

Speaker 1 So tell me what everyone's done.

Speaker 157 Two or a

Speaker 103 less.

Speaker 1 I'll read it again.

Speaker 1 Boy, get him. Steve Dave really loves bottles.
I was over at his house the other day, and he even uses bottles to blank.

Speaker 1 Mike, this is, I thought you would love this.

Speaker 4 I am, but I'm like, oh shit.

Speaker 4 No, I'm not. But

Speaker 4 can we have some like 70s music too?

Speaker 84 Well, if that's the thing.

Speaker 1 Everybody got their answer?

Speaker 74 I have mine.

Speaker 191 Does Getham have his?

Speaker 29 Yes.

Speaker 9 Is this a team thing that everybody answers?

Speaker 1 Everyone's answering, but

Speaker 1 the contestants are garnering points.

Speaker 80 If you're matching, you're going to match. You've got to match.

Speaker 192 You've got to match, get him. Everybody's got to match.

Speaker 84 Could he have more than one answer? Nope.

Speaker 149 What's that?

Speaker 112 Could he have more than one answer?

Speaker 1 No, he's going to say one thing. One more thing.

Speaker 1 He's going to reveal his answer to us, and then I'm going to go around the table to get your guys' answers to see how close it was.

Speaker 16 And he will be the final judge.

Speaker 1 If it's close enough, if it's in the spirit of the answer, he will say, I will take that or I won't exchange.

Speaker 59 Shouldn't he?

Speaker 90 So many MM will be acceptable.

Speaker 103 You never see Mash Game?

Speaker 77 Yeah.

Speaker 77 I mean, it's been a while, but I just was.

Speaker 110 It's been fucking 25 years.

Speaker 64 I was hoping that he was not on first.

Speaker 22 He's got a clicks.

Speaker 121 So he doesn't get to hear all of ours and possibly.

Speaker 57 Everybody's ready?

Speaker 213 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Everybody has an answer written down, Brian. You look like you're still writing.

Speaker 156 No, I'm not. Okay.

Speaker 1 Get him Steve Babe.

Speaker 22 Here's the question one more time.

Speaker 1 Boy, get him Steve Babe really loves bottles. I was over at his house the other day, and he even uses bottles to blank.

Speaker 187 To cook with.

Speaker 84 Or prepare food.

Speaker 57 All right. Oh, Brian.

Speaker 175 You're fucking kidding me.

Speaker 39 Well, you never rolled out like.

Speaker 138 Wait,

Speaker 197 that's not cooking, that's baking. No.
If you're rolling out dough, that's baking.

Speaker 131 Not cooking. It sounds like cooking.

Speaker 169 Did you write baking?

Speaker 49 An answer that.

Speaker 110 Then fuck you.

Speaker 64 It sounds like you were trying to figure out what the hell else you can do to use bottles.

Speaker 213 And it's not real.

Speaker 90 Cooking slash preparing food.

Speaker 11 Yeah, but you don't prepare food with bottles, do you?

Speaker 102 He was rolling out a slummy biscuit.

Speaker 152 Wait a minute.

Speaker 145 We should get 10 points.

Speaker 11 Is that a you physician?

Speaker 77 He was rolling out his slummy biscuit the other day.

Speaker 84 I'm not going across the street.

Speaker 21 Did anybody have any answers?

Speaker 204 All right, Ryan, you're going to go first.

Speaker 3 Okay, my first answer was to keep his ships in.

Speaker 103 My second answer was decorate his bedroom.

Speaker 38 I had no idea.

Speaker 179 I didn't think it would be so cute.

Speaker 50 Decorate his bedroom is good. Oh, so we have to put two answers.

Speaker 130 No, no, that was like a Hollywood squad. Gotcha.

Speaker 11 I got it.

Speaker 182 All right, Q.

Speaker 34 Well, my first answer was to store horse semen.

Speaker 140 Wow!

Speaker 96 My other answer was candle holders.

Speaker 54 Candle holders.

Speaker 1 Nope, that could be putting buzzers in there after all these people.

Speaker 1 Second pick would be.

Speaker 54 What do you say?

Speaker 109 Aren't you the boss of me?

Speaker 49 I put one real answer.

Speaker 62 I put drink his beverages from him.

Speaker 5 No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 103 That makes sense.

Speaker 49 No, I'm serious because I look at a collection of bottles, and like you have your favorite cup that you drink out of.

Speaker 49 I thought he would, like, let's say if he wanted a glass of juice, he'd pour that in one of his favorite bottles and drink from that bottle, which he has been doing all night long.

Speaker 149 So, I mean,

Speaker 162 he three times tonight has taken water from this bottle and poured it into the bigger bottle and then used it to drink the water.

Speaker 131 There's no foreseeable reason why he wouldn't just drink it from this bottle.

Speaker 57 I watched him do it all night.

Speaker 77 I was befuddled, and then I thought it was a sign from God.

Speaker 110 I guess not.

Speaker 103 I guess he uses it to roll dough.

Speaker 157 It's not even like he puts two bottles into the one big bottle, just the one.

Speaker 2 All right. Asshole.

Speaker 64 Troy, I turned to you five times and said, he's pouring the drink from one bottle

Speaker 176 into the other bottle.

Speaker 103 He is.

Speaker 177 My first answer was: he uses the bottles to bludgeon dates into submission.

Speaker 84 And then I went with decorate.

Speaker 135 Which would be the same thing.

Speaker 190 I put to pee in.

Speaker 1 I thought that was good. To tell you the truth, I thought that was going to do the answer.

Speaker 22 I totally agree.

Speaker 118 We've all been there.

Speaker 202 I use water jokes for that.

Speaker 153 Sometimes that upstairs bathroom is just too far to get there.

Speaker 111 My answer is he uses his bottles to make whoopee.

Speaker 128 Nice.

Speaker 1 Make whoopee with himself.

Speaker 135 With himself.

Speaker 194 He he fucks his bottles.

Speaker 21 You're so close to the Routine match.

Speaker 57 Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 Don't throw the cards away because there's one more question you have to ask about.

Speaker 143 Frank, number five.

Speaker 212 I said he used them to bathe in. I thought he had maybe a really big bottle.

Speaker 84 Like in the polka doughs that

Speaker 90 beautiful mountainside launch.

Speaker 4 They still have them.

Speaker 211 Don't.

Speaker 4 All right. My jokey answer is masturbate.
And then my real answer is fucking masturbate.

Speaker 65 You fucking freak.

Speaker 4 You're scrubbing toilets.

Speaker 110 I think we're glossing over that Mrs.

Speaker 3 5 has gone to Mount Airy Lodge several times.

Speaker 198 So is Mike.

Speaker 180 Rob Bruce.

Speaker 101 Hold on.

Speaker 182 To store stuff in, like rice, nails.

Speaker 5 That seems logical.

Speaker 4 Why did you put your name on your tag up there?

Speaker 33 Did you think someone else was going to read off of your card?

Speaker 4 Seriously, it's a bitch getting old, Rob.

Speaker 1 And Sunday, Jeff.

Speaker 161 I went almost the same as Sal to drink out of

Speaker 1 no matches. I can't believe that.

Speaker 77 I really thought.

Speaker 57 Well, we got two more.

Speaker 15 I thought you were using it.

Speaker 210 We got two more over there.

Speaker 64 I thought a lot of these answers were good answers, but I would have never thought he uses it to prepare food.

Speaker 165 We do have two more answers over there.

Speaker 192 Oh, that's right.

Speaker 1 The girls are playing.

Speaker 84 Brides to be.

Speaker 1 Go ahead, contestant one.

Speaker 93 I'm discussing. I said he diddles himself with the bottle.

Speaker 5 But there we heard.

Speaker 11 Yes, of course.

Speaker 91 It's your Prince Charming right there.

Speaker 1 Diddles himself with them.

Speaker 103 That was the wrong answer.

Speaker 1 And contestant two?

Speaker 18 Is she just voting Ghostbusters?

Speaker 104 Yeah, you got Jane.

Speaker 169 Yeah, congratulations, Ghostbusty.

Speaker 137 That's what I got.

Speaker 111 Well, you're best, sir. So good job.
Good job.

Speaker 214 Oh, man.

Speaker 1 No right answers on that one.

Speaker 22 Surprisingly.

Speaker 211 Last question.

Speaker 1 Match game and then the final be-all end-all where you guys will be able to bet it all and try to win.

Speaker 1 Get him, Steve. Dave said, I like my women like I like my Zippos.
They both better be blank.

Speaker 121 Thank you so much, Walt.

Speaker 8 I love you.

Speaker 1 All right, get him, Steve. Dave.
Get him, Steve. Dave said, I like my women like I like my Zippos.
They both better be blank.

Speaker 1 Hot for me.

Speaker 135 Oh, see a lot of happy faces around here.

Speaker 3 My first answer was old, used, and bought at auction.

Speaker 103 And my second answer was hot.

Speaker 1 Well, I would you're a call to get them. You would, you would, you're the judge on that.
Is that in the spirit of the answer?

Speaker 71 Yeah.

Speaker 133 There's a match.

Speaker 1 Five. Five points.

Speaker 22 That was hard to ask.

Speaker 182 Q. All right.

Speaker 96 Well, my first answer was old and filled with fluid.

Speaker 34 But my answer was easy to open.

Speaker 34 But

Speaker 34 was not the answer we were looking for.

Speaker 211 Val?

Speaker 211 I'm ashamed of myself.

Speaker 180 My joke answer was full of gas.

Speaker 49 And my real answer was on fire, aka hot.

Speaker 103 Is it written, Dave?

Speaker 109 AKA hot. Oh!

Speaker 150 Another match.

Speaker 214 I wrote aka hot.

Speaker 103 Damn!

Speaker 178 I'll make a broad out of you yet.

Speaker 177 My joke answer was purchase cheap in a dirt lot.

Speaker 104 And

Speaker 177 my real answer was hot.

Speaker 104 Yes!

Speaker 212 Chris?

Speaker 112 My joke answer was like when filled with fluid, and then my real answer was lit.

Speaker 32 Lit?

Speaker 11 No, not a match.

Speaker 149 You got a problem. Like drunk?

Speaker 21 Yeah.

Speaker 202 That's what I'm taking that.

Speaker 54 Bing.

Speaker 140 Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 111 Like to Zippo's joke answer solid, but real answer are hot and shiny. Is that acceptable?

Speaker 103 Hot and makes the shiny.

Speaker 154 Hot and shiny, man.

Speaker 138 Shiny.

Speaker 33 Hot and shiny describing shiny. No.

Speaker 100 No,

Speaker 5 all right.

Speaker 203 Subtle.

Speaker 54 Yeah, that's good, right?

Speaker 128 Right?

Speaker 21 Frank five?

Speaker 212 My joke answer was that the woman had to be cheap, and my real answer was that she had to be functional.

Speaker 69 Is that how?

Speaker 22 Mike?

Speaker 4 We got two. Full of fluid.

Speaker 121 Sorry, buddy. All right.

Speaker 215 And Rob Bruce?

Speaker 153 Hot and easy to strike.

Speaker 79 Hot and shiny doesn't do it.

Speaker 57 That's the way I do.

Speaker 90 That's my straight answer.

Speaker 18 Hot Shiny doesn't do it, then hot.

Speaker 54 Hot, hot.

Speaker 150 He wrote wrote hot, too.

Speaker 138 No, I know he did.

Speaker 18 It was the N that made it

Speaker 5 hot.

Speaker 207 Okay, you know, so they both count their wash.

Speaker 118 Or they both don't count, it's a wash.

Speaker 177 Who cares?

Speaker 103 They both, enough, it doesn't count that.

Speaker 114 This is going to be hotter than that.

Speaker 11 They both count as one.

Speaker 80 But there's an and.

Speaker 74 See, and.

Speaker 59 Isn't there like a joke?

Speaker 106 All right, enough, enough, enough.

Speaker 57 Dinner drink hot, right?

Speaker 5 You wrote hot and shiny.

Speaker 133 Okay, no, but

Speaker 210 you can't not give them hot and shiny.

Speaker 103 But it doesn't matter.

Speaker 84 Because if he gives it to them both, it's a wash.

Speaker 118 If he doesn't give it to them both, it's a wash, so it doesn't matter.

Speaker 149 Sunday, Jeff.

Speaker 105 Hot, baby.

Speaker 141 We're talking about that Titan of the Titan.

Speaker 1 We got potential suitors here worth the 10 points. What did contestant one say?

Speaker 132 I messed up. I said cheap.

Speaker 15 Oh,

Speaker 155 it's all accurate.

Speaker 148 You're talking about yourself, though.

Speaker 85 She's like, yeah, that's all right.

Speaker 76 I don't care.

Speaker 1 Contestant two? I said fiery.

Speaker 103 Get him?

Speaker 90 Fiery.

Speaker 90 Fiery from. Yeah.
I'm going to go.

Speaker 32 Oh!

Speaker 21 Yay!

Speaker 44 Fiery.

Speaker 215 But you're easy to strike.

Speaker 143 No, it's 10 points.

Speaker 74 Oh, it's Sandy, right? Yep.

Speaker 2 Oh, that's a blow.

Speaker 138 I think Giddam's throwing the game, man.

Speaker 145 Fiery.

Speaker 174 Don't let him do the checkpoint.

Speaker 108 Last, but here's what you guys could really

Speaker 132 do in here.

Speaker 1 This is what's called Giddam's Got All the Answers.

Speaker 1 A series.

Speaker 1 This is it.

Speaker 1 Then we're going right into the wedding.

Speaker 69 Yes.

Speaker 1 Teams gamble all their Giddam points based upon questions. Giddam must answer.
Here's an example question.

Speaker 1 I'll read the question, and then you guys will confirm what you guys want to bet

Speaker 1 if you can get the answer right.

Speaker 59 What's the score right now so we know?

Speaker 1 You can gamble.

Speaker 179 I think we can figure it out.

Speaker 1 What's the score right now?

Speaker 29 Team Bry has 18 points, and Team Q has 50.

Speaker 115 Oh,

Speaker 133 yeah.

Speaker 179 You guys can win.

Speaker 64 There's more than one question.

Speaker 80 We have to bet it all and win every time.

Speaker 103 You say 50 and 18.

Speaker 1 If he gets it, it's a 50-50 chance you're going to get it right. You say you can't get it right?

Speaker 118 But there's a 50-50 chance.

Speaker 186 I'm going to bet one point.

Speaker 11 No, it's not.

Speaker 1 It's only if you can get it right that you get the points.

Speaker 214 All right. Well, whatever.

Speaker 210 Here's an example of what we're going to be asking you.

Speaker 17 Whatever.

Speaker 1 I can only live where there is light, but I die if the light shines on me. What am I?

Speaker 1 You would wager if he's going to get that question right.

Speaker 138 What was the question?

Speaker 1 I can only live where there is light, but I die if the light shines on me.

Speaker 130 What am I?

Speaker 84 What am I to say? I'm a shadow. Yeah.

Speaker 34 Okay, is this down to the team captains?

Speaker 1 This is down to the team captains solely, but

Speaker 1 they could confirm what they're saying.

Speaker 169 But this is just an example of that.

Speaker 1 Like, what would you guys bet on that?

Speaker 89 25%.

Speaker 1 You'd bet all 18? Yeah. You can't.
You want to save yourself for some points. I just did 10.

Speaker 1 Oh, okay. He's just to say, what would you bet on that?

Speaker 103 10? 25.

Speaker 34 That he's going to get it right.

Speaker 4 Oh, that he's going to get it right.

Speaker 84 We could only bet what we have.

Speaker 179 Yeah, I wouldn't bet it all.

Speaker 174 Wow.

Speaker 108 You got to do it in stages.

Speaker 1 You could do it, you know,

Speaker 65 get it right.

Speaker 205 Oh, so you said the points.

Speaker 34 You basically have to gamble everything that you're going to get the first question right to win.

Speaker 140 Right.

Speaker 77 Because I'm only bet one point there's no reason for me but there's no there's multiple questions yeah you but you lose

Speaker 1 35 questions but then i'll drop from 50 to 49 if i lose okay all right well what would you guys have bet on that

Speaker 49 so we need to bet it all twice yeah basically well no no no no no gotta double up we need to bet yeah no no we need to bet it all the first time get it right then we'll have 36 and we'll have to beat his 49 but well you could lose it all but

Speaker 1 what did you guys want to bet on that let's that sample one what would you bet but what would you bet 10 15 no they got to do to do 18 we have to do it all okay you want to bet one one

Speaker 174 okay

Speaker 1 he would get it right

Speaker 103 what is the answer to that uh shadow that's right just like mike said

Speaker 1 stay lower next time it was the sample question so you guys would have got you guys would have got 18 point extra points right there you only would have got one that's all right so you have to really correct your point you don't know how hard you think you have to bet before i say the question

Speaker 57 Okay, I'm going to bet one no matter what.

Speaker 209 They lose them.

Speaker 11 They have no points left.

Speaker 34 But the first one is no, there's no reason for me to bet bet anything but one point.

Speaker 103 You bet half your points.

Speaker 198 No matter what.

Speaker 57 Because if you're 18, you're done.

Speaker 179 You have no more points.

Speaker 49 Yeah, but even if we bet 17, so we don't have zero, we can have a win from one.

Speaker 173 Right.

Speaker 34 They have to win the first question. They have no choice.

Speaker 1 They don't. You don't know how many questions there are.

Speaker 103 But it doesn't matter what.

Speaker 174 You have nothing left.

Speaker 77 You have nothing left to catch.

Speaker 1 Don't bet at all.

Speaker 210 There's a chance you could still win.

Speaker 34 But if they don't win the first one, they're so far in the hole.

Speaker 29 If they bet 10, though, they go up to 28. Then they could just bet that again and be at 56 or 65 questions

Speaker 74 right so maybe we just bet 10 at first telling us don't bet at all

Speaker 67 i finally carried the one

Speaker 74 they finally carried the one

Speaker 103 don't bother

Speaker 169 you for the last three hours

Speaker 77 hasn't bother him for the last three years

Speaker 1 so how many so we don't know how many questions tell me what you what you guys are going to bet on that first one so we don't get to know how many questions there are uh there are at least six

Speaker 121 Then we should be a little conservative.

Speaker 3 So we don't get to hear the question first.

Speaker 91 That seems oh, you know what?

Speaker 1 I got to I got get them feud too.

Speaker 11 What?

Speaker 1 I got get them feud too, where I did a poll and I know what get them questions.

Speaker 205 But that's what I was going to do first.

Speaker 1 Yeah, well, we could do that. We could shoehorn that in real quick, or we could make this the last one.
So you got to get in some medical.

Speaker 1 Get them feuded in. Everybody plays.

Speaker 211 Okay.

Speaker 1 Team one, you're going to go first.

Speaker 1 And you girls could get in this one. Name something that Giddam thinks about right before he falls asleep.

Speaker 226 Brian?

Speaker 171 Not waking up.

Speaker 103 Strike one.

Speaker 1 Sal?

Speaker 121 He answered this.

Speaker 1 No, I did a poll of listeners.

Speaker 121 Oh, like Family Feud.

Speaker 49 Okay, okay. Name something that Giddam.

Speaker 1 Name something that Giddam thinks about right before he falls asleep.

Speaker 109 Can we confirm?

Speaker 213 No? Yeah, no. On Family Feud,

Speaker 29 no, only at the last question. question.

Speaker 42 Only with the final, like when they try to win the question.

Speaker 174 I'll go.

Speaker 49 If it's listeners and they know him and they're probably answering for real, I'll say, since he loves Zippos so much, maybe a Zippo collection or Zippos in general.

Speaker 1 Number one answer, Zippo.

Speaker 103 How many is it in the boy?

Speaker 174 Five.

Speaker 33 This has proven to be the hardest game.

Speaker 80 Like, no one ever gets Chris Ledondo?

Speaker 154 Yes.

Speaker 34 The racetrack.

Speaker 1 Ooh, strike two.

Speaker 32 Oh, God.

Speaker 212 How is that possible?

Speaker 207 That's all he fucking talks about in the show.

Speaker 177 Dad, Zippos, horses, and shit.

Speaker 196 I don't think he talks about the horse track that much.

Speaker 197 Right, five?

Speaker 59 We're going to say he talks about.

Speaker 1 No, he thinks about before he falls asleep.

Speaker 212 He thinks about, I think he thinks about food.

Speaker 73 Before he falls asleep?

Speaker 83 Eating pigeons in particular.

Speaker 116 I feel like where he's going to go to eat.

Speaker 228 Wow, strike three.

Speaker 77 You guys can feel this.

Speaker 57 I mean, I got to say horses, right?

Speaker 135 We got horses?

Speaker 131 Was that? listeners?

Speaker 173 We gotta say bottle dump.

Speaker 140 You gotta say. Oh, yeah.
We gotta stop.

Speaker 118 Can we go with bottle dump?

Speaker 1 Number two answer, bottle dump.

Speaker 217 Wow.

Speaker 54 Yes. How many?

Speaker 11 Horses on the two points.

Speaker 1 Which horses are? The other things he thought about were permanent teeth.

Speaker 202 I dreamed about those.

Speaker 1 Sharpening his machete.

Speaker 1 And new dance/slash karate moves.

Speaker 69 Dude,

Speaker 79 I'm one Napoleon Dynamite.

Speaker 18 I'd say.

Speaker 57 Did they win that round?

Speaker 183 Yes.

Speaker 122 Okay, there's

Speaker 103 It's always funny.

Speaker 221 Hey, everybody, what's up? It's your second favorite Staten Islander, Chris Ledondo. Well, here we are again in the Cathedral of Virginity, Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash.

Speaker 221 Let's face it, you have more of a chance of getting sex in a church than in a comic book store. Even if it's from a guy wearing a funny hat and dress.

Speaker 221 Get him, when Wall texted me with the great news that you were getting married at the Stash, my immediate response was, To a human woman?

Speaker 221 Today is a beginning to a new beginning, or new charges.

Speaker 221 Let us not look back to past relationships of so-called love, even if as we speak, the jarger you met a month ago near the bottle dump is breaking free from the ropes using her dead best friend's femur bone.

Speaker 221 She climbs out of the hole you left her in and runs through the woods that leads to the Garden State Parkway to get on with her life. No, wait, no, no.

Speaker 221 Yeah, she's dead. She just got hit by an academy bus heading to Atlantic City.

Speaker 221 They say happiness is going through people's garbage or haggling the price of a zippelider with a Korean War veteran on a Sunday morning.

Speaker 221 Giddam is a hopeless romantic, but some would say just hopeless, and by some I mean everyone breathing. He has been out of the sexual arena for a while.

Speaker 221 The last time he handled double Ds was when he spilled Dunkin Donuts on his Dungeons and Dragons game board.

Speaker 221 Giddam was a wrestler back in high school, misses Gidim, so he may try the same moves on you that he used on his most fierce opponent he has ever had, his sexuality.

Speaker 221 When Gidham is into a relationship, he's all in, like he is with livestock, shoulder deep and fully erect. In return, Mrs.

Speaker 221 Gidam, your love for him should know no boundaries, or at least be within the boundaries of the area of where the chain on your soon-to-be-wearing dog collar will allow. Mrs.

Speaker 221 Gidam, your dream boat has docked. I see lots of LED lights in your future.

Speaker 221 Granted, they'll be coming from emergency service vehicles surrounding your home, aka Giddam's tricked-out BTK wagon, but LED lights nonetheless.

Speaker 221 And for your honeymoon, as you set sail through the pine-barren swamps, hold on tight. No, seriously, hold on.

Speaker 221 He claims to be on some sort of spectrum, so you never know when one of these freaks are going to snap. Congratulations, Mr.
and Mrs. Giddem Steve Dave.

Speaker 1 Hi, this is Telequi.

Speaker 76 And this is Sorjo U2.

Speaker 26 Just kidding.

Speaker 136 We can't come to the film right now.

Speaker 65 We're at the Vortex.

Speaker 178 If it's Tellum Steve Dave calling, congratulations on your 300 show.

Speaker 104 Brian, Walt, Q, you guys are awesome.

Speaker 1 Good luck and bright blessings on your next 300 from Sorgho 18.

Speaker 136 And Telequi.

Speaker 1 We hope to see you guys again real soon with new and exciting evidence from the Vortex.

Speaker 101 Hey, really great songs Stu from Australia made for you.

Speaker 22 I know, it really is.

Speaker 26 All right,

Speaker 34 this is Brian Quinn, one of the three hosts of Tell Hem Steve Dave.

Speaker 34 Listen to me, I'm in an Epcot Center. I'm drinking.

Speaker 222 I'm going around the world here.

Speaker 34 Waltz is harassing me about a toast forget him for his wedding thing.

Speaker 118 We recorded this thing fucking months ago.

Speaker 34 Yet somehow, even down here in Florida, Giddem is still harassing me. So what you hear in the background, the drums is fucking the country of Italy putting on a fantastic show for me.

Speaker 34 They're serving me wine. They're giving me fried calamar, some pizza.
This is bullshit. But here I am recording something for Giddam Steve Dave of all people.

Speaker 34 for a sham marriage that's never going to fucking amount to anything because Giddam doesn't even have the capacity to love. He doesn't have it in him.

Speaker 34 All he wants to do is fucking steal websites and eat fried food that I keep telling him he's got to eat. And until I see some change from that motherfucker, I'm not giving it to him.

Speaker 74 All that motherfucker.

Speaker 66 All right, so I'm getting a high sign, which means that I got to go.

Speaker 34 But I will say this: I will say this: congratulations to Giddem, Steve Dave. But more important than that, congratulations to Brian Johnson, Walt Flanagan, myself,

Speaker 19 and more importantly,

Speaker 191 all the ants who have supported us up until this point.

Speaker 34 Some of you are a bunch of whiny cunts, but the most of you are nice.

Speaker 159 You know, and we do what we do, and we love it.

Speaker 34 And I don't know, I'm fucking drunk, man. I just had a beer made out of grapefruit in Disney's version of Germany.
So there you go. Congratulations, Giddam.
To the ants, I love you.

Speaker 34 You actually do give me the creative outlet that I love more than anything in the world, and I will never, ever, ever be able to tell you how much I appreciate that. Let it guys.

Speaker 1 Now, the last question for these guys on this round would be: name a reason some listeners hated or hate Gidem.

Speaker 226 You

Speaker 160 stole our website.

Speaker 1 Number one answer.

Speaker 186 There you go.

Speaker 103 Yes, yes.

Speaker 37 Asshole, you're on our team.

Speaker 11 Nervous laughs. That was wrong.

Speaker 96 He's just rooting philosophy.

Speaker 103 Nervous laugh.

Speaker 179 They hate his laugh. Yes.

Speaker 114 Yes.

Speaker 76 Ming?

Speaker 65 This is somebody recently.

Speaker 194 They are jealous that you like him so much.

Speaker 38 Yes.

Speaker 5 Shit.

Speaker 145 Jealous of his PSD stature.

Speaker 54 Wow.

Speaker 85 How many answers on the board?

Speaker 160 Five. It's two left, right?

Speaker 49 You got three answers with no stripes.

Speaker 11 Guys, we can steal a bite of your body.

Speaker 162 Oh, it's fine.

Speaker 195 At the end, I'm going to jump around on my TikTok story.

Speaker 31 They don't like his stories.

Speaker 1 Strike one.

Speaker 82 Sunday, Jeff.

Speaker 161 Maybe don't like his Facebook posts. I have no idea.

Speaker 20 There's no idea like a true family theater.

Speaker 155 How the fuck should I be?

Speaker 18 Good answer.

Speaker 207 All right, I'm allowed one pass.

Speaker 17 You can't take your strike.

Speaker 114 Come on, man.

Speaker 197 What was your answer?

Speaker 1 What do you write? Text posts online.

Speaker 1 Social media postings.

Speaker 59 Yeah.

Speaker 207 Maybe some people might know.

Speaker 22 Shut the fuck up.

Speaker 1 Q, two strikes.

Speaker 194 I'm going to say talks over us on the podcast.

Speaker 96 Strike three.

Speaker 1 You guys can steal this

Speaker 57 they don't like.

Speaker 11 Well, we didn't.

Speaker 118 We took the easy ones off the market.

Speaker 96 We confer, right?

Speaker 49 We confer to

Speaker 11 is it too much to say overall attitude?

Speaker 89 Is that general?

Speaker 222 That's not general at all.

Speaker 96 Overall demeanor.

Speaker 161 Brings the show to a screeching.

Speaker 171 Yeah, I remember that.

Speaker 80 I don't think anybody cares about that stuff.

Speaker 88 Except for my

Speaker 103 motherfucker.

Speaker 3 The answer was.

Speaker 1 What's been said? I'll give you this. I'll give you what's been said.
Held the domain name hostage.

Speaker 1 Jealous of his TSD stature. Find his laugh/slash voice annoying.

Speaker 33 Just why is he so special?

Speaker 162 Could it be that

Speaker 3 he disses Quinn by not returning to this?

Speaker 144 Ah, that's a good one.

Speaker 190 Yeah, big timing.

Speaker 1 You're going to go with diss q over multiple invites?

Speaker 11 That's what I would go with.

Speaker 1 It's up there.

Speaker 1 Wow. Yeah.

Speaker 54 All right. Did that help at all?

Speaker 217 Did that help at all?

Speaker 69 I got you. I got you.

Speaker 136 We're in the exact same spot, boys.

Speaker 126 All right, let's just go.

Speaker 179 Because we're going to be dumb enough, buddy.

Speaker 103 What did Rob say?

Speaker 54 Who was the other answer?

Speaker 11 Who was the fifth answer?

Speaker 74 I think hitting on Jordan. What's your answer?

Speaker 1 Seeks attention too much. Seeks too much attention on the pod.

Speaker 1 All right, so now we're back to the Giddam's got all the answers.

Speaker 1 Give me what you're willing to bet, which I believe was a button. It was one Giddam point, and you guys have how many get him points that I got?

Speaker 49 53 to 20 now, right?

Speaker 1 You got 20?

Speaker 1 What are you guys willing to bet on this?

Speaker 11 You had 51.

Speaker 89 You had 50.

Speaker 49 Now you have 52. To 20.

Speaker 149 And we have 20.

Speaker 1 Realizing you're only betting one.

Speaker 74 Six questions. How much are they betting?

Speaker 103 We'll still get him reviewed.

Speaker 213 Well, we'll bet two.

Speaker 124 We'll bet two. I'm feeling saucy.

Speaker 84 Let's go two.

Speaker 149 Yeah, let's do two. We'll bet two.

Speaker 124 Two get him coins. coins.
Saucy.

Speaker 89 We're going to go ten.

Speaker 11 Ten points. Okay.

Speaker 176 Palsy.

Speaker 1 A surgeon. Okay, here we go.
Here's your riddle. A surgeon named Hal and a bus driver named Al are both in love with the same woman named Paige.

Speaker 1 Al needs to go for a long trip of 10 days. Before he left, he gave Paige 10 apples.
Why?

Speaker 57 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 169 Can we bet a million?

Speaker 1 A surgeon named Hal and a bus driver named Al are both in love with the same woman named Paige. I'll tell you right now, names don't mean anything.

Speaker 1 Al needs to go for a long, on a long trip for 10 days, but before he leaves, he's giving Paige 10 apples. Why is he giving her 10 apples?

Speaker 30 Can I ask you a question?

Speaker 204 I don't say whether or not he gets it.

Speaker 73 He needs to get this correct.

Speaker 67 It doesn't matter right.

Speaker 1 There's no way he's going to get it.

Speaker 192 He says it first, and everybody else can say the same shit.

Speaker 103 It doesn't matter.

Speaker 210 He gets it right.

Speaker 149 I know it. I got it.

Speaker 222 Sal has it.

Speaker 1 Sal knows it, but

Speaker 11 they're all important.

Speaker 77 At the table, know it. That's it.

Speaker 57 Give him Steve Dave.

Speaker 214 We're going to need an answer.

Speaker 1 A surgeon named Hal and a bus driver named Al

Speaker 1 with the same woman named Rage.

Speaker 1 Al needs to go on a long trip of 10 years. It doesn't matter if he left.

Speaker 1 Did you hear?

Speaker 11 He gave Paige

Speaker 196 10 apples.

Speaker 1 Why did he give her 10 apples?

Speaker 216 Okay, I totally forgot.

Speaker 33 Did you hear?

Speaker 98 No. Okay.

Speaker 28 I know.

Speaker 1 Come on, get him.

Speaker 96 Oh, wait, did we bet if he would get it?

Speaker 103 Are we going to bet? Did we bet if he get it if he gets it right?

Speaker 34 He got 10 apples that he gets it right.

Speaker 149 No, no, we bet it.

Speaker 103 No, because we get it wrong.

Speaker 185 No, he didn't give us that option.

Speaker 121 Why would we bet for him to get it right?

Speaker 69 We wouldn't want to bet that.

Speaker 103 You're betting to see whether

Speaker 174 he gets it right or wrong.

Speaker 129 But we want to bet that he gets it wrong.

Speaker 49 Don't we get to wager 10 if he gets it right or wrong?

Speaker 90 No?

Speaker 103 Yeah, right. I thought that was the right thing.
That was the whole thing. That's what we were saying in Tell.

Speaker 22 I thought it was 10 that he gets it right.

Speaker 5 For the shadow.

Speaker 180 Like, we'll never get that right.

Speaker 131 Let's bet.

Speaker 21 Okay, all right.

Speaker 1 That changes it. We could do that.
But then

Speaker 3 we could never possibly catch up if we think he's going to get it wrong every time.

Speaker 57 No, no.

Speaker 120 You win if you guess whether that's right or wrong.

Speaker 33 If you say he's going to get it wrong and he gets it wrong, you win.

Speaker 2 That's what we do. Right.

Speaker 85 That's what we talked.

Speaker 77 That's what Walton asked us for.

Speaker 1 All right, but we could throw that one out and start do it that way.

Speaker 65 No, use the question,

Speaker 171 and let's just say now we said no, we haven't already yet, so we didn't.

Speaker 57 But

Speaker 1 you guys had the advantage of him fucking staring at her like in a fucking stupor. So I had to scrape the question, to be the most fair.
Okay, that would be almost fair to spike the question.

Speaker 1 All right, so here's the. So you guys.

Speaker 7 You stupid fuck.

Speaker 1 You guys are obviously going to bet 10 again, right?

Speaker 219 Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 219 Damn, you're now.

Speaker 1 It was an apple at the piece of doctor.

Speaker 49 Now we lose that question to catch up to that.

Speaker 1 Why?

Speaker 1 Okay, your betting tent, and what are you going to bet it on?

Speaker 1 If you hear the question, you're going to bet then?

Speaker 131 Well, you tell me.

Speaker 49 But let's hear the question or not hear the question.

Speaker 33 I say we should hear the question, then bet, right?

Speaker 138 Okay.

Speaker 108 Otherwise, it's just a blind bet.

Speaker 118 We should be taking turns. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You are going to take turns. Right.

Speaker 57 So you're going next.

Speaker 98 Okay. Calm down, Troy.

Speaker 49 Oh, wait. So then if we lost the question there and we're only taking turns, then the questions, if there was six before, we have more than six.

Speaker 103 Okay.

Speaker 49 Just for us to know how much to bet, I need to know how many questions there are because

Speaker 160 okay, got it.

Speaker 120 So it's three chances we get versus their three chances. I thought you said there's more than six.

Speaker 22 Oh, I thought we were.

Speaker 1 Well, I was only limited to six.

Speaker 11 We have options here.

Speaker 34 We're not all betting on the same question with taking turns. Yeah.

Speaker 54 Okay, I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 What is brown and sticky?

Speaker 157 You should know this.

Speaker 62 Yeah, but you have to be stone-faced.

Speaker 1 You want to get him, you want to bet he knows it or doesn't know it?

Speaker 7 What is brown and sticky?

Speaker 149 I mean, I don't know it.

Speaker 213 Is that a riddle?

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's a riddle.

Speaker 49 Nothing jumps to mind. I say we bet that he doesn't know it.

Speaker 211 It's too many things.

Speaker 1 Okay, they're betting ten points. You don't know it.

Speaker 51 Ten points, I don't know it.

Speaker 11 Give me an answer. A stick.

Speaker 196 Correct. Oh,

Speaker 54 shit!

Speaker 28 It's it!

Speaker 22 Gets it!

Speaker 201 Suck a damn!

Speaker 54 The way he said it!

Speaker 201 With such arrogance!

Speaker 183 Give me a fucking break!

Speaker 20 Yeah, points.

Speaker 107 This is all my appearance again, Sal.

Speaker 107 What do I look like now?

Speaker 180 This is get up logic, Vitz.

Speaker 126 Got him and try it!

Speaker 183 Wait a second.

Speaker 3 The riddle is what's brown and sticky.

Speaker 19 A stick!

Speaker 181 Makes perfect sense to me!

Speaker 54 A stick is not sticky.

Speaker 205 Sure is. It is.

Speaker 202 It's the act of being a stick.

Speaker 3 I mean, my first thought was sugar.

Speaker 126 It's not the fucking word.

Speaker 134 Yeah, but you know, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 136 You guys aren't betting whether you know it.

Speaker 118 You're betting whether Giddam knows it.

Speaker 19 And he fucking knew it.

Speaker 5 Wait, man.

Speaker 63 I think Wake contesting the actual thing,

Speaker 103 not him, right?

Speaker 113 You're saying, like, that's such a stupid age.

Speaker 69 But it doesn't matter if not set some of the points.

Speaker 18 They're right. Yeah.

Speaker 11 Actually,

Speaker 181 we had him on Apple at T.

Speaker 165 Can you subtract 10 points from them?

Speaker 90 Yeah.

Speaker 1 All right. Here's what you're doing.

Speaker 163 What's round and you see what?

Speaker 57 Yeah, two points.

Speaker 54 Can you get that one?

Speaker 179 Megan's mother. Not for everybody.

Speaker 103 The cat's too high.

Speaker 22 Come on.

Speaker 69 What is that?

Speaker 204 He goes, what's round and you see what?

Speaker 84 He goes, well, not for everybody.

Speaker 80 He points out.

Speaker 163 That was the second answer.

Speaker 101 There we go.

Speaker 1 Megan's mother has four daughters named April, May, June, and what?

Speaker 11 Megan's mother has four daughters.

Speaker 214 April, May, June, and what?

Speaker 16 I mean, he's gonna get, of course, he's gonna get this.

Speaker 1 So you're betting, yes, you're gonna get it.

Speaker 204 Yes, two points.

Speaker 34 We already put two down.

Speaker 1 Get him. What's the answer? Megan.
Yes, correct.

Speaker 34 Megan's mother. Name the other three.
Absolutely.

Speaker 11 Megan's mother has four daughters named April, May, June, and what?

Speaker 146 Megan. And Megan.

Speaker 49 Megan's mother.

Speaker 129 Megan's mother has four daughters.

Speaker 177 April, May, June, and Megan.

Speaker 205 Oh, Megan's mother has four daughters. Megan's

Speaker 172 However,

Speaker 57 all right, Fry.

Speaker 215 Yeah, what's up, Sticky?

Speaker 1 Why is it illegal for a man to marry his widow's sister?

Speaker 187 Okay.

Speaker 1 You guys probably should bet the 10.

Speaker 7 Yeah, let's go with the 10.

Speaker 103 And you'll know it, right?

Speaker 1 And you'll know it or not know it.

Speaker 51 Oh, I think you should know it.

Speaker 1 Why is it illegal for a man to marry his widow's sister? He'll know the answer. Yes.

Speaker 158 oh gosh

Speaker 5 sticky sticky come on

Speaker 181 come on let the man you look like a freaking let the man think because she's dead

Speaker 1 that's the correct answer because it is illegal to marry a corpse whoa no no no he said because she's dead

Speaker 118 not because he's dead he said because she's dead yeah

Speaker 1 so illegal to marry a corpse is the answer but that's not what he said

Speaker 135 he said because she's dead but he's the one that's he's he just he's he he will judge.

Speaker 1 He will.

Speaker 110 What are you saying?

Speaker 57 Get him, are you right?

Speaker 54 He's not right.

Speaker 116 I was right.

Speaker 116 He's not right.

Speaker 19 You can say anything and then say I was right.

Speaker 74 How long did he judge?

Speaker 77 But that's not what he meant.

Speaker 132 No, he didn't.

Speaker 58 He didn't mean that.

Speaker 132 He meant that.

Speaker 104 He gave the wrong answer.

Speaker 1 In the spirit of the answer, that was the correct answer.

Speaker 150 But no, it's not.

Speaker 16 Dead corpse.

Speaker 62 Because you have to figure out that the guy is dead.

Speaker 49 He didn't cognizantly recognize that there was a dead person

Speaker 141 somewhere.

Speaker 170 You said right answer.

Speaker 77 That's not the right answer.

Speaker 11 But he gets the rule, and his ruling is final.

Speaker 153 This is some fucking miniature golf shit right here.

Speaker 84 Corpse species.

Speaker 170 Is this corpse Dakota fanning?

Speaker 103 Because I don't know.

Speaker 80 I wish.

Speaker 153 All right, so that's what we're doing.

Speaker 11 All right. All right.

Speaker 157 Fuck you. You got stick, man.

Speaker 147 You look like a waterlogged cake topper.

Speaker 142 How about a waterlogged Machuca?

Speaker 18 Ready, Q? I'm ready.

Speaker 1 What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years.

Speaker 1 Once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years.

Speaker 34 What do we got? 54?

Speaker 213 Mm-hmm.

Speaker 187 Oh, yeah, Jesus. You know it? Yeah.

Speaker 140 Do you think he will

Speaker 128 go down?

Speaker 5 Four points he doesn't know.

Speaker 103 He's writing some stuff down.

Speaker 1 Four points that he gets it wrong.

Speaker 118 Four points, he doesn't know it.

Speaker 1 Get him what comes once in a minute?

Speaker 11 Four points that I'm wrong.

Speaker 1 What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years.

Speaker 29 So they're betting four points they don't know it's the letter M?

Speaker 228 Yes, with the letter M.

Speaker 38 Wow.

Speaker 3 Kim, can you now say face to Troy?

Speaker 54 He has to write it.

Speaker 174 Troy thought that he was going to know it.

Speaker 166 Troy advised him.

Speaker 54 I had to figure out what the letter it was.

Speaker 57 All right, Troy. Oh, Troy, you knew you said.

Speaker 96 Is this the final question?

Speaker 1 No, there's one more after this.

Speaker 197 One more round?

Speaker 118 That's the final question for them. Wait,

Speaker 70 is this the one we can't win, right?

Speaker 110 He's like, am I still playing?

Speaker 57 No, then you can win.

Speaker 131 You can absolutely win.

Speaker 146 How many points do you have?

Speaker 49 Is it 50 to 20?

Speaker 49 So we have to bet it all right to get to 40, and we have to lose it.

Speaker 187 And we have to bet it.

Speaker 1 I can make it one more round to make it interesting.

Speaker 151 Let's do it.

Speaker 22 Let's make it interesting.

Speaker 118 Let's make it interesting.

Speaker 108 It's been interesting this far.

Speaker 57 Okay, you ready?

Speaker 91 We gotta bet it all, right?

Speaker 90 Yeah, you have to.

Speaker 1 What's the difference between a well-dressed man and a bicycle and a hobo on a tricycle?

Speaker 57 I mean, I fucking hope he would get it.

Speaker 184 He's dressed for the occasion.

Speaker 80 You're fucking.

Speaker 80 You're constantly bragging.

Speaker 3 Your IQ is 15 points higher than mine.

Speaker 1 Well, you know what, guys? Well, make this.

Speaker 1 If you don't get this right, then there's no need to go on it.

Speaker 1 If you get it right, we'll go on it.

Speaker 88 So you're betting that he's going to get it.

Speaker 34 So you're betting 20 points that he knows it that he's going to get it.

Speaker 49 I feel like he's going to get it.

Speaker 85 I don't know it.

Speaker 49 I've never heard it. I have to think about it, but I think he might know it.

Speaker 1 What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and

Speaker 1 a hobo on a tricycle?

Speaker 74 So, you're betting 20?

Speaker 57 But you know it.

Speaker 59 20 that you know it.

Speaker 106 That it's a wheel?

Speaker 74 Yes.

Speaker 104 Yeah, we stay around.

Speaker 22 So, what's the point of this? 40 to 50.

Speaker 125 Wow, so this makes it really interesting.

Speaker 21 We got to go all in.

Speaker 125 We got to do 50.

Speaker 163 No, you don't.

Speaker 179 Sure, we do. You need to get to 81 to beat us.

Speaker 11 Yeah, but it doesn't matter.

Speaker 174 They bet everything.

Speaker 1 They would only have to bet if you don't get this, if you only bet one point, they would only, you know.

Speaker 34 Yeah.

Speaker 34 But then I'm really putting.

Speaker 1 If you bet everything, then you lose.

Speaker 149 Or I lose it. Or I win.

Speaker 34 Yeah, that's true. Or I put us in an unreachable position.

Speaker 103 He's going for the throw.

Speaker 18 Yeah.

Speaker 103 Bet everything.

Speaker 166 All right. Well,

Speaker 130 what's the question?

Speaker 1 How about you betting?

Speaker 122 That's what I want.

Speaker 34 Well, that's, you weren't, you didn't ask them. They bet after they heard the girls.

Speaker 1 They knew they were betting at all.

Speaker 103 Meanwhile, the girls laughed.

Speaker 198 Yeah.

Speaker 80 Checking with the brides.

Speaker 69 How nervous are you?

Speaker 11 So, what do we think?

Speaker 187 We're playing nervous. 4 to the point, sir.

Speaker 22 50-40.

Speaker 3 You don't like the way Q's playing fast and loose with your point.

Speaker 103 If we went 40,

Speaker 214 here's the thing: they started.

Speaker 1 Watch how they play Jeopardy, Q. They don't play like your point.

Speaker 103 They started.

Speaker 66 They started. Well, yeah, they started.

Speaker 59 So we got the last turn.

Speaker 141 We got a last turn over what?

Speaker 2 That last elixir, as they say?

Speaker 11 Yeah, so we win.

Speaker 5 Somebody's making a last turn.

Speaker 11 We win.

Speaker 150 You don't even have to play.

Speaker 69 So you started the whole game, and if they

Speaker 77 had one more round, you must bet at least one point.

Speaker 34 Yeah, but no, no, but we have another question coming our way. Yeah.

Speaker 172 Okay.

Speaker 203 So we can just

Speaker 130 sit tight and see what they do.

Speaker 90 Exactly.

Speaker 118 We'll bet one point. One point.

Speaker 103 One point. Yes.

Speaker 7 Fuck you guys and your strategy.

Speaker 139 I was about to bet all 50.

Speaker 57 I like it, man.

Speaker 54 It was a good idea.

Speaker 222 Let's see.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so it's hard to do. In a trial about a man murdering his wife, in closing statements, the man's lawyer surprises everyone when he announces this man's wife was just missing.

Speaker 1 Everyone turned to look at the doors. His wife is going to walk through those doors in 30 seconds.

Speaker 1 The entire court went silent, and the jury stared at the door as the lawyer and the defendant stared at the jury.

Speaker 1 After a couple minutes, the lawyer says, See, if you were so sure he killed his wife, you wouldn't be watching that door. The jury went into

Speaker 1 deliberation and came back almost immediately with a guilty verdict. Why did the the jury convict him?

Speaker 1 One point. Because he get that right or did he get it wrong?

Speaker 86 I think he gets it right.

Speaker 34 He sees showing that he has an agile mind for this sort of thing.

Speaker 33 I have a lot of faith in Gidham.

Speaker 12 He knows the legal system well. Yeah.

Speaker 103 But he might be

Speaker 177 in his head terrified about somebody hiding behind the doors.

Speaker 140 Yes, that's true.

Speaker 162 He's got it.

Speaker 210 I think he's got it. He's got an arrogant look on his face.

Speaker 166 I love it.

Speaker 61 Could I have it again, please?

Speaker 84 Yeah, that makes it.

Speaker 1 About a man murdering his wife.

Speaker 180 Did you pick it up?

Speaker 18 Feeling good about that one.

Speaker 146 They said he said he had it right.

Speaker 1 In a trial about a man killing his wife, in the closing statements, the man's lawyer surprises everyone when he announces this man's wife was just missing. Everyone, look at those doors.

Speaker 1 His wife is going to walk through those doors in 30 seconds. The entire court went silent, and the jury stared at the door as the lawyer and the defendant stared at the jury.

Speaker 1 After a couple minutes, the lawyer says, see,

Speaker 1 if you were so sure he killed his wife, none of you would have looked at the door. The jury goes into deliberation and comes back immediately with a guilty verdict.
Why did the jury convict him?

Speaker 112 I know it. Shit.

Speaker 7 Are these put here to tempt me?

Speaker 77 No, they're asking. Yes, sir.

Speaker 183 No, I'm drawing a blank.

Speaker 209 Dumbass.

Speaker 184 Sarah says you're sure

Speaker 34 that his wife wasn't going to walk through the door.

Speaker 34 They would have looked at the door. They knew the wife wasn't going to go through the door because she was dead.

Speaker 212 So they didn't even bother to look at the door.

Speaker 1 Correct.

Speaker 110 Where'd you get that?

Speaker 49 You said in there, the jury looks at the door.

Speaker 91 No, no, but the lawyer, the lawyer and the guy were looking at the jury.

Speaker 1 They didn't look at the door.

Speaker 4 The defendant was looking at the jury.

Speaker 124 She wasn't going to come through the door. Because she was dead.

Speaker 1 So how many points did you win?

Speaker 227 I think you lost 15 in

Speaker 4 15 IQ points. Brian, that puts you even with it.

Speaker 108 Okay, this is big right now.

Speaker 70 We're looking for reaction.

Speaker 5 Okay.

Speaker 5 So

Speaker 124 they have 49.

Speaker 4 I don't believe he's a genius mentality. Then what do we have?

Speaker 84 You're 40. 40.

Speaker 49 It's just a matter. We can never beat them if we doubled up.
If we doubled up, they have enough to double up.

Speaker 149 So it's just about getting it right or wrong.

Speaker 166 That's all down to it.

Speaker 113 So we have to bet it.

Speaker 20 You don't get it right.

Speaker 121 We have to bet at least 10.

Speaker 135 B me as well bet it all.

Speaker 103 It just doesn't matter. You might as well bet it math.

Speaker 149 If you don't get it right, you'd probably bet 20 to cover them.

Speaker 34 No, no, if you don't get it right, it's all right.

Speaker 8 We got to bet it all. You have to bet it all.

Speaker 34 Well, you don't have to bet it all, but if you don't get it right, you lose.

Speaker 118 We lose it.

Speaker 34 No, no, we don't have to go because we can only bet one point.

Speaker 73 No, but if we bet, there's no more

Speaker 103 game 64, we'll be ahead of you. Right, right, but if you lose at all,

Speaker 118 you can't.

Speaker 149 You only bet one point, right?

Speaker 161 No matter what.

Speaker 42 So you don't have to go.

Speaker 3 This is the shit you wonder, like, should you just keep it?

Speaker 11 So,

Speaker 121 the only way we win is if we get it right and we get it wrong, and they get it wrong.

Speaker 118 That's right. Once he's been the pattern, okay.

Speaker 90 Right.

Speaker 149 Okay, so we've betting it allowed and say whatever fucking answer he wants.

Speaker 1 You guys are betting it all.

Speaker 122 And so if you get it wrong, it's over.

Speaker 121 And if we get it right, they have to get it right.

Speaker 209 Okay.

Speaker 134 We're betting it all.

Speaker 217 Woo!

Speaker 20 Forwards.

Speaker 1 Betting the farm. Forwards, I'm not.
Chicken farm. I'm heavy.
Backwards, I'm not. What am I?

Speaker 1 Forwards, I'm heavy. Backwards, I'm not.
What am I?

Speaker 34 So, wait, do you guys think he's going to get it or not?

Speaker 49 Well, we have to bet money, right?

Speaker 57 Oh, we didn't get it.

Speaker 1 So, is it either he's going to get it or he's not going to get it?

Speaker 80 Look at that fucking cocky look on him.

Speaker 190 I was going to say, no.

Speaker 81 I think he has it.

Speaker 148 I think he has it.

Speaker 34 I will say he just fooled me with that same look.

Speaker 198 Yeah, fuck.

Speaker 112 He's always got one look on his face.

Speaker 187 Brian might be trying to fucking fuck his face.

Speaker 3 He's not writing anything down.

Speaker 209 Yeah.

Speaker 190 But it's not a mathematical thing.

Speaker 226 But he wrote down the moment one.

Speaker 149 I know it. I figured it out.
So

Speaker 18 I'm just.

Speaker 57 far behind.

Speaker 54 Get him to the bottom.

Speaker 218 What is it?

Speaker 129 Do you think he knows it or not?

Speaker 209 I think he does.

Speaker 129 I think he does, too.

Speaker 49 Okay, so we'll go with Doz for all the beans.

Speaker 1 Forwards, I'm heavy, backwards, I'm not. What am I?

Speaker 103 Fuck, get him.

Speaker 155 You still.

Speaker 125 Think, think, goddammit.

Speaker 103 Let's end like this.

Speaker 8 Let it end with the anti-clinics.

Speaker 1 Forwards, I'm heavy, backwards, I'm not.

Speaker 1 Need an answer, brother. It's over, brother.

Speaker 160 Five.

Speaker 90 Four. Who knows it?

Speaker 54 One.

Speaker 34 It is like you have to hold it out to the last moment.

Speaker 166 It's great.

Speaker 215 Two.

Speaker 24 Backwards. One.

Speaker 26 And

Speaker 229 one.

Speaker 184 Now he said it after.

Speaker 145 I said it right before you said it.

Speaker 208 Why would you even say the word tunt one second after the thing?

Speaker 154 Was it not on the buzzer? It seemed like it was on the buzzer.

Speaker 181 You look like you planned for Bob Bell to come back.

Speaker 116 You fucking freaks!

Speaker 95 Wait, wait, time out.

Speaker 20 Let's get a ruling on the buzzer. It was on the buzzer.
What's the ruling on the buzzer? No, he made it.

Speaker 210 He did not get it.

Speaker 1 They said it over here, then he said it.

Speaker 208 But he did say the answer eventually.

Speaker 1 Yeah, because I heard someone else say it, then he said it.

Speaker 120 No, he said it first.

Speaker 116 We win!

Speaker 5 But he didn't get it. You win!

Speaker 126 What's the ruling by the judge? What do you say?

Speaker 21 Wait, hold on. Let's get to be the guns.

Speaker 59 Before you judge yourself, let me say this.

Speaker 90 Let me say this.

Speaker 49 We are betting on whether you get it or not. The clock that was brought up was arbitrary in the moment.

Speaker 58 You got it.

Speaker 60 You're looking at this the wrong way.

Speaker 18 It wasn't an official clock. Yeah.

Speaker 96 Yeah, there was nothing.

Speaker 59 Which girl do you want to marry?

Speaker 156 Because this is you can pick right now.

Speaker 103 Shake and far.

Speaker 18 But it doesn't matter.

Speaker 103 She doesn't.

Speaker 18 She can pass.

Speaker 17 So just be honest.

Speaker 108 Did you do it before the buzzer?

Speaker 70 Did you get it on the bus?

Speaker 29 I did it after the buzzer, but before Sal said it.

Speaker 138 It's a Salvador.

Speaker 85 After the buzzer's holiday in a minute.

Speaker 86 After the buzzer.

Speaker 77 But the buzzer's arbitrary.

Speaker 1 Team Q wins the get-em game.

Speaker 87 Woo!

Speaker 69 You know what? You know what?

Speaker 84 We're going to put our last 50-50 on the line.

Speaker 103 Oh!

Speaker 103 Get this game alive! Oh!

Speaker 103 We do one 49 in the line!

Speaker 101 I don't have another, but I don't have to leave it.

Speaker 57 I don't know you have one, you don't have one line.

Speaker 169 I really don't have it. I don't have another one if you get it all.

Speaker 217 Google one more, come on.

Speaker 152 All 49!

Speaker 88 Yeah!

Speaker 145 Fuck it! Let's go!

Speaker 158 Yes! We are this!

Speaker 44 But then I'll be a watch!

Speaker 201 We gotta get a wedding call somewhere else!

Speaker 5 Come on!

Speaker 22 We want to get the fucking down in here!

Speaker 59 It's gonna end up with a song.

Speaker 77 Don't worry, I'll skip the homily.

Speaker 201 Come on, look at how energized this crowd is.

Speaker 131 Come on!

Speaker 17 It's too long as it is.

Speaker 60 Come on.

Speaker 69 That's what she said.

Speaker 65 But if we put it on the line and then we win, like think of the ending.

Speaker 140 That's amazing.

Speaker 11 Come on.

Speaker 179 Decisive.

Speaker 1 This is kind of

Speaker 4 decisive win.

Speaker 1 Anticlimatic.

Speaker 32 This is unorthodox.

Speaker 57 You're watching a former party.

Speaker 16 I have one more question coming my way, and I want that question.

Speaker 151 Getting married.

Speaker 217 49%.

Speaker 5 You can say no.

Speaker 124 But wait, no. If she wins, she gets to win.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 126 This was for all of us.

Speaker 147 I'll tell you what, I'm going to even do it blind.

Speaker 122 49%, get him, does it? Okay.

Speaker 57 All right. 49 points.

Speaker 217 Get him doesn't know it.

Speaker 21 Blind bet. So then if they get it wrong, they win?

Speaker 69 Blind bet. No, it's zero.

Speaker 54 Yeah, zero. Yeah, zero to zero.

Speaker 20 I thought you did that.

Speaker 78 And it's a tie.

Speaker 116 Zero to zero to four hours.

Speaker 210 49 points, get him, doesn't know it.

Speaker 108 All right, get him.

Speaker 23 Woo!

Speaker 21 A rooster

Speaker 54 is on the roof.

Speaker 1 It lays an egg on the roof. What side of the roof does it fall down on?

Speaker 67 Roosters don't lay eggs.

Speaker 67 Zero points! No! Zero! Here's zero points! It's zero to zero!

Speaker 67 At the four hours!

Speaker 67 We have to tell them, Steve Dave, bitches!

Speaker 137 At the four hours of play!

Speaker 170 We're just wasting everybody's fucking time!

Speaker 170 Woo!

Speaker 54 Look at me, let's marry both these bitches together, British!

Speaker 128 Yeah!

Speaker 1 You can't give away lifetime supply.

Speaker 90 That'll bankrupt us.

Speaker 3 Do we kick it Mormon style and

Speaker 163 marry him off to both?

Speaker 110 Girls are here, right?

Speaker 169 No, it wouldn't be legal.

Speaker 31 They seem not into the internet.

Speaker 103 All right, kiddo. We need a tiebreaker.

Speaker 21 We need a one-question tiebreaker.

Speaker 197 It's not a riddle.

Speaker 57 You look like a computer.

Speaker 113 Paul looks like a computer hacker at the end of his rope.

Speaker 107 Like Emilio SFS and possible firewalls just fucking bone.

Speaker 107 Right before that elevator kills them.

Speaker 21 Careful, plans.

Speaker 22 Torn asunder.

Speaker 69 To nothing.

Speaker 57 All my rims are. Alright.

Speaker 1 This was a game I scrapped. It was called Google, Giddem, or Gibberish.

Speaker 1 Teams must answer. Like when you do a Google search, the thing that, like, if you type in

Speaker 1 why to worms, and then Google will give you like a couple of things.

Speaker 1 So, a Google search, the Google answer could have been appear on sidewalks after it rains. You know, I asked Giddem that question, he gave me the answer to the phrase.

Speaker 1 So, you have to identify which was the Google and which was the get him answer. Got it, got it.
This is it. One question, take it all.
All right.

Speaker 1 So, this was the phrase: Will a horse blank

Speaker 1 step on a man,

Speaker 1 bite, or ever learn to talk?

Speaker 81 It's our turn?

Speaker 1 Yeah. So, you gotta identify which is the Google search, which is the get him answer, and which is the gibberish.

Speaker 1 Will a horse blank?

Speaker 103 I think bite? Or gibberish and get him mutually?

Speaker 209 Are we all gonna be talking about that?

Speaker 57 Yeah, yeah, you can talk it over.

Speaker 190 Of course, bite will be the Google answer because I'm thinking it's in alphabetical order.

Speaker 209 Step on a man. Okay.

Speaker 161 I think his answer is probably ever learned to talk.

Speaker 103 Right, ever learn to talk.

Speaker 3 Because he would know if a horse could step on a man by now.

Speaker 29 I know a donkey can step on someone's foot and break it.

Speaker 103 Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 89 Yeah, I think you're right, Chris.

Speaker 1 All right, can you give me the Google answer, boys?

Speaker 3 The Google answer would be bite, right?

Speaker 209 Yes.

Speaker 1 And the get him answer?

Speaker 3 The get him answer would be

Speaker 7 ever learn to talk.

Speaker 98 Okay.

Speaker 1 The correct, the Google,

Speaker 1 the Google phrase match was step on a man. But the giddem one was bite, and the fake one was ever learn to talk.

Speaker 96 You got it 100% wrong.

Speaker 38 Okay, boys, now you got one.

Speaker 1 Get it right, it's over.

Speaker 103 Really?

Speaker 1 All right. Why are there so many types

Speaker 11 of blank? Okay.

Speaker 1 Why are there so many types of blank?

Speaker 1 Pasta,

Speaker 1 condoms, or hepatitis.

Speaker 34 I'm going to say, well, we got what do we like? Get them for pasta?

Speaker 216 Yeah.

Speaker 103 He was rolling bottles over there for cooking bacon or whatever he was doing.

Speaker 4 I'd go pasta. Condoms would probably come up as Google and hepatitis.
There aren't

Speaker 149 fucking many.

Speaker 185 Hep the fake.

Speaker 98 What?

Speaker 224 Google's probably pasta.

Speaker 34 Oh, you don't think that's a woman saying get him answer?

Speaker 86 I don't know. Well, you've been right so far.

Speaker 157 Don't fuck it up now.

Speaker 198 Get him's not answering about condoms.

Speaker 1 Okay, not 10 o'clock.

Speaker 3 He goes in raw dog.

Speaker 5 Hear that lady? He goes.

Speaker 140 And chickens.

Speaker 5 She rolls her fundamental.

Speaker 34 the only one that has nothing to do with sex is pasta.

Speaker 34 So I think get them pasta, the internet's condoms, fake ones happen.

Speaker 187 Okay.

Speaker 1 The correct

Speaker 1 matching of those. Why are there so many types of Google said pasta?

Speaker 1 Get him said condoms. The fake one was happening.

Speaker 84 So I got the fake one right?

Speaker 1 You did get a fake one, right?

Speaker 42 You got to get them all right.

Speaker 11 I got more.

Speaker 57 Oh, so we're just going to get a wall.

Speaker 84 Oh, I thought we just had to get one right.

Speaker 85 Okay.

Speaker 11 I instantly regret what I just said.

Speaker 57 No, wait a minute. Didn't we say that?

Speaker 1 You got to get a correct match.

Speaker 169 Humans who eat blank.

Speaker 1 Humans,

Speaker 187 metal,

Speaker 187 poop.

Speaker 1 Humans who eat metal, humans who eat poop, humans who eat

Speaker 1 humans.

Speaker 149 I know what I feel.

Speaker 103 I feel it. Now, can I ask you a question?

Speaker 11 Whose web browser are you going off last? Because there are the twelve.

Speaker 18 They do have like.

Speaker 1 I had an au do this for me. I was like an aunt who came up with this game he did all this research and i just had to look one of your aunts you know

Speaker 1 my aunt sylvia all right what's the google search on that

Speaker 121 would be like somebody likes probably humans humans who eat blankets

Speaker 121 i think he said poop

Speaker 54 i think he said poop

Speaker 162 barely bring yourself

Speaker 1 what was it metal humans who eat humans humans who eat metal you humans who eat poop i think you could say humans who eat metal i I know.

Speaker 112 He probably swallowed a Zippo once and wanted to make sure I was going to come out on there.

Speaker 49 Then again, I could also see Google.

Speaker 77 A lot of people like humans who eat poop.

Speaker 179 Come on, guys, it's teddy fuck.

Speaker 156 I like the humans who eat humans.

Speaker 171 We got hours ahead of us.

Speaker 103 Human Google.

Speaker 7 Metal is the bullshit.

Speaker 157 Poop is get them.

Speaker 183 Go for it. Yeah, go for it.

Speaker 149 Is that what we want to do, guys?

Speaker 19 Yeah.

Speaker 11 Get him zipping.

Speaker 11 Where do you want to exchange

Speaker 54 poop?

Speaker 157 Metal and poop. Metal.

Speaker 142 Yeah, exchange.

Speaker 157 Get us metal.

Speaker 149 Every time we exchanged the last second, it was always fucked up.

Speaker 1 She probably's got too much to say.

Speaker 88 Hey, I'm sorry.

Speaker 54 I'm not going to be able to talk to myself.

Speaker 156 I like her herb.

Speaker 59 No talking when T is on.

Speaker 54 You got to.

Speaker 152 Oh, no.

Speaker 137 That is a thing. This is why you change it.

Speaker 174 She's back there.

Speaker 70 That's how you break them in.

Speaker 174 Tell me, is she looking at me?

Speaker 59 She's looking at me.

Speaker 42 Okay, do we want to reverse her?

Speaker 3 Do we want to?

Speaker 11 I don't fucking know.

Speaker 190 Every time I do that,

Speaker 103 okay, we'll go with our original then.

Speaker 1 The Google answer is human.

Speaker 1 Humans who eat human is correct for the Google.

Speaker 20 So for the game,

Speaker 179 it didn't say humans who eat metal or you humans who eat poop.

Speaker 54 Oh, man.

Speaker 126 This is so exciting.

Speaker 5 Come on.

Speaker 57 Metal. We said.

Speaker 77 Wait, how's that for the game?

Speaker 57 Yeah, there's good.

Speaker 130 Oh, so it's just sudden death.

Speaker 103 Got it, got it.

Speaker 3 So we went with

Speaker 162 Giddam

Speaker 224 said poop.

Speaker 1 The correct answer was Giddam said metal.

Speaker 1 Jag it out, boy.

Speaker 84 Waltz like you're all fucking assholes.

Speaker 38 Let's go.

Speaker 217 Woo!

Speaker 92 Let's do this.

Speaker 138 So close to changing changing them up, too.

Speaker 77 I can see it.

Speaker 57 Let's let the bride just arm wrestle.

Speaker 149 This is like fucking dances with wolves.

Speaker 77 All right, what's ours?

Speaker 11 Can a man blank.

Speaker 1 Can a man blank get a yeast infection?

Speaker 1 Satisfy a woman.

Speaker 1 Impregnate a dog.

Speaker 5 Oh, man.

Speaker 5 This is a tough one.

Speaker 42 These all have you written all over them.

Speaker 170 Yeah.

Speaker 170 No.

Speaker 64 Google these infections. Because I feel Google yeast.

Speaker 4 Google a yeast infection. Right.

Speaker 103 Pregnate a dog, get him.

Speaker 110 You think dog?

Speaker 8 I don't think I mean satisfying women.

Speaker 97 Alright, so

Speaker 112 dog is Giddam and woman is fake.

Speaker 5 Right, because

Speaker 34 nobody would even go search that because we know it can't be done.

Speaker 17 Okay, so

Speaker 54 yeast is Google.

Speaker 228 Google answer is getting a yeast infection?

Speaker 150 Yes.

Speaker 103 Correct.

Speaker 146 Okay.

Speaker 1 Was Giddam's answer satisfy a woman or pregnant a dog?

Speaker 121 Pregnate a dog. We said dog.

Speaker 1 Satisfy a woman was the correct answer.

Speaker 5 Continue to play.

Speaker 5 Everybody!

Speaker 178 That would make the fake answer, a man satisfying a woman, as being funny.

Speaker 57 Yeah, well, that you have.

Speaker 150 Guys!

Speaker 1 No, it's not phony, it's just what came up on Google.

Speaker 170 Oh, no, but isn't there a fake answer?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I can rate it to fake answer. It was

Speaker 1 impregnated dog. All right.

Speaker 170 All right, all right, all right.

Speaker 1 All right, Brian, for the win.

Speaker 128 These were all the marbles.

Speaker 156 People with blank.

Speaker 186 Tails.

Speaker 1 Deformed genitalia.

Speaker 120 No rectum.

Speaker 155 Wow.

Speaker 174 Wow.

Speaker 174 Tails and rectum.

Speaker 1 What Google's got to be deformed genitalia?

Speaker 97 Really?

Speaker 217 Tails? This is the best.

Speaker 1 Deformed genitalia or no rectum.

Speaker 190 Well, people definitely have tails.

Speaker 1 People definitely have deformed genitalia.

Speaker 69 People with tails.

Speaker 209 I don't know if people have enormously long cock.

Speaker 174 If you have a rectum, you're in trouble.

Speaker 1 I think there's people who are no rectum, too.

Speaker 90 Damn, near killed them.

Speaker 18 What do you got? What do we got?

Speaker 228 Okay, Brian, quickly.

Speaker 84 Come on, buddy.

Speaker 103 Deformed genitalia, no rectum.

Speaker 196 Say just drop it over there.

Speaker 223 There's more tough shit.

Speaker 29 Getting another punch in the stomach.

Speaker 89 Based on what I feel he just, how he just reacted,

Speaker 157 deformed genitalia.

Speaker 2 I'd say he said no rectum.

Speaker 183 But I don't want that weight on me.

Speaker 8 I don't want that weight on me.

Speaker 80 We're just going to go for it.

Speaker 6 I mean, there's no fucking rhyme or reason to this.

Speaker 1 People with blank, what was the Google?

Speaker 3 Google was Tails.

Speaker 103 Correct.

Speaker 87 Oh my God.

Speaker 148 Again, a 50-50 here.

Speaker 1 Giddham's answer can be deformed genitalia or no rectum.

Speaker 3 We went with.

Speaker 3 We're sticking with this?

Speaker 209 Whatever.

Speaker 80 No rectum.

Speaker 1 Get him said. No rectum.

Speaker 203 You won.

Speaker 199 Let's get our winner over here to see what she's going to do.

Speaker 88 We can do it.

Speaker 54 Show to a mic.

Speaker 154 We'll have a chicken from him and call me Ghost Pussy.

Speaker 40 He's pissed.

Speaker 74 You want to just hand her that mic?

Speaker 1 Team Bride won, so now we await the winner's decision. Do you, A, marry Giddam Steve Dave and take all the lifetime constraints,

Speaker 1 or do you defer and have the and have your

Speaker 1 company, your companion over there

Speaker 11 take the uh, take Giddam's hand?

Speaker 180 What are you going to do?

Speaker 95 Um, well, I'm I'm I'm gonna marry Giddam.

Speaker 210 If not for that, he would have been marrying 18.

Speaker 1 Okay, so now we're going to now go into the announcement of the best man.

Speaker 217 Oh.

Speaker 1 Get him. Who's going to be your best man?

Speaker 29 I actually had to change it.

Speaker 57 So it's not Mike anymore?

Speaker 29 Because, you know, when I wanted to tell people who my best men were, I wanted to send them to say wow instead of who.

Speaker 74 So I went with Brian Quinn.

Speaker 26 Oh. Whoa.

Speaker 57 What? What? What? Did you just? Do you shot at your boss?

Speaker 88 What?

Speaker 1 Damn, I gave you a job?

Speaker 47 Yeah, he's an ungrateful prick, Walt.

Speaker 42 I'll give you a job that I'll be filling in the next couple years.

Speaker 132 So you went with fame over substance.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's too late to argue.

Speaker 17 I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 85 I'm honored.

Speaker 103 Now,

Speaker 1 the bride, you have to announce who will give you away tonight. Out of all, tell him Steve Dave Town, who do you want to give you away?

Speaker 199 Who me? Yeah, take Brian.

Speaker 1 So I can pick anybody. You can take anybody.

Speaker 58 Yeah, talking to the mic.

Speaker 34 Well, you can't pick me because I'm already a best man.

Speaker 1 Yeah, or me.

Speaker 214 So I'm tired. I can't pick you.

Speaker 96 Talk into the market.

Speaker 188 You can't pick Sal because he's the last one. I can't pick Sal.

Speaker 1 You can't pick Sal either.

Speaker 102 I think I'm going to pick Bride to give me a word.

Speaker 11 Brian Johnson.

Speaker 31 All right. You can't pick your first work, people.

Speaker 95 No, I was always going going to pick.

Speaker 5 You have one.

Speaker 1 Let's get some words from the loser.

Speaker 32 Or the winner, depending on how you look at it.

Speaker 57 Second place is the first one.

Speaker 84 Actually, yeah, the winner.

Speaker 112 He has prizes, though, right, for Shelly?

Speaker 1 Yes. There are no prizes.

Speaker 1 There's no second place in Tellum Steve Dave Town.

Speaker 114 All right, go ahead.

Speaker 1 I would just like to say that I did not fucking approve of that last part.

Speaker 90 I should have won.

Speaker 1 I would have married him.

Speaker 5 You cost her some sense of happiness.

Speaker 79 You know what?

Speaker 1 I don't know. You know what? For a consolation prize,

Speaker 1 the next item that we release prior to this coming out, or post this coming out, you're going to get it.

Speaker 1 Just one item, the next item that goes, tell them Steve Dave merchandise. We don't know what it is.
It could be.

Speaker 3 Could be signed nude photos of GitHub.

Speaker 1 But you're going to get at least that for playing the game, okay?

Speaker 149 Thank you. Give her a hand.

Speaker 1 What a good sport.

Speaker 1 Relax.

Speaker 173 This is what I'm supposed to exit here.

Speaker 52 This isn't dent.

Speaker 127 TDST.

Speaker 65 Don't worry too much about it, buddy.

Speaker 121 This is just music that's supposed to exit here.

Speaker 32 Oh, it is? Yeah.

Speaker 49 This is definitely when it's done.

Speaker 51 Okay, here we go.

Speaker 49 Hello, friends and family. We are here today to share with Gedim and Ashley

Speaker 49 one of the most important and special days in their lives as today they become husband and wife.

Speaker 121 We will begin with a reading entitled The Art of Marriage.

Speaker 49 The little things are the big things.

Speaker 49 It's never being too old to hold hands. It's remembering to say I love you at least once a day.
It's never going to sleep angry. It's at no time taking the other for granted.

Speaker 64 The courtship should not end with the honeymoon.

Speaker 30 It should continue through all the years.

Speaker 49 It's having a mutual sense of values and common objectives. It is standing together facing the world, forming a circle of love love that gathers in the whole family.
There's something funny.

Speaker 51 I'm doing my job right now.

Speaker 49 It's doing things for each other, not in the attitude of sacrifice, but in the spirit of joy.

Speaker 49 Speaking words of appreciation and demonstrating gratitude in thoughtful ways, not looking for perfection in each other. It's cultivating flexibility and patience, understanding, and a sense of humor.

Speaker 49 It's having the capacity to forgive and forget.

Speaker 33 It's giving each other an atmosphere.

Speaker 49 It is having the capacity.

Speaker 58 Sorry,

Speaker 58 it's

Speaker 49 giving each other an atmosphere in which each can grow.

Speaker 49 It's finding room for things of the spirit, a common search for the good and the beautiful, establishing a relationship in which the independence is equal, the dependence is mutual, and the obligation is reciprocal.

Speaker 49 It is not only marrying the right partner, it is being the right partner.

Speaker 49 It gives me great pleasure to welcome you all here for the celebration of the marriage of Gedham and Ashley. I know they're thrilled to have you with them.

Speaker 49 On behalf of everyone here, I'd like to say how thrilled we are to be attending. And I'd like to say what everyone else is thinking at this moment.

Speaker 117 What the fuck?

Speaker 146 Now we will exchange vows, and I am told that you have written your own vows, so we will start.

Speaker 49 Well, you're going to have to do it, so

Speaker 49 we will start with get them.

Speaker 49 I didn't mention that we make them everybody spot.

Speaker 68 I have a closing vow. I wrote a spot.
Closing vow. Closing vow?

Speaker 17 I don't know about this, but I'll say.

Speaker 51 That's what I prepared.

Speaker 32 Why don't you say the closing vow right now?

Speaker 90 Well, it involves the ring.

Speaker 49 Okay, just say a vow then. Just say a vow.

Speaker 64 Just look at Ashley.

Speaker 85 and say what comes beautiful.

Speaker 29 But it's based with the ring being there.

Speaker 25 Alright, hold on, hold on.

Speaker 129 All right, say that later.

Speaker 49 Just look at Ashley right now and just say what comes to your mind and from your heart.

Speaker 29 Frowd food.

Speaker 61 Ashley. Yeah.

Speaker 29 I get him.

Speaker 57 No, no, that's too.

Speaker 54 That's later. No, you don't do that.

Speaker 78 What do you want me to say?

Speaker 47 Ashley,

Speaker 29 even though we just met,

Speaker 29 I realize

Speaker 35 now

Speaker 29 that you are

Speaker 29 the woman I've been waiting for

Speaker 29 for my entire life.

Speaker 36 It would appear

Speaker 61 that I was alone.

Speaker 53 Not by choice.

Speaker 36 But the truth is,

Speaker 29 I was just waiting for you.

Speaker 43 And even though the circumstances are not ideal,

Speaker 29 I'm going to make the best of them with you.

Speaker 1 Give it to someone.

Speaker 79 Aww.

Speaker 37 Mary, would you please say you're bound?

Speaker 108 Can you give me one second to compose my thoughts? Absolutely.

Speaker 20 Absolutely.

Speaker 72 Try.

Speaker 1 It's very emotional for me.

Speaker 90 Okay.

Speaker 93 My decade as an elementary school janitor has not prepared me for a day like this.

Speaker 57 much more than you think, actually.

Speaker 95 Um,

Speaker 94 I mean, haven't you, haven't you been cleaning out messes for a long time?

Speaker 43 Okay.

Speaker 93 Like my job, there have been good days and bad. Today I would consider a good day.

Speaker 104 Um

Speaker 215 I'm sorry.

Speaker 94 People don't curse if you walk for a while.

Speaker 93 Forgive me, God.

Speaker 93 Hail Mary. Forgive me, God.

Speaker 93 Um, like I said, I wasn't prepared for this. I didn't know I had to write my own vows.
But, um,

Speaker 93 do I say I, Ashley?

Speaker 49 No, we'll do that later. Just say anything that comes to your mind and heart right now.

Speaker 93 All right, my job has not prepared me for a day like this.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but say what comes from your heart today.

Speaker 142 That was. Not your resume.

Speaker 111 In five years, I've seen my zombie.

Speaker 167 Oh, okay. No.
Um. Oh, God.

Speaker 98 I'll hold you out. Look him in the notes.

Speaker 40 I am.

Speaker 49 Now just say a nice little note that you might want to say to him.

Speaker 36 Oh, my. gosh.

Speaker 229 I wish it was like.

Speaker 102 Come on, he had someone feeding him the lime.

Speaker 102 Thank you. Thank you, Q, thank you.

Speaker 93 Get him. This might not have happened.
This might not have happened.

Speaker 142 Like every little girl dreams.

Speaker 93 Like every little girl dreams.

Speaker 93 But looking at you and your beautiful eyes and that sexy top hat.

Speaker 35 Thank you. Thank you.

Speaker 35 Something in me has shifted.

Speaker 93 Oh, okay. Okay.
Sorry.

Speaker 93 Something in me has shifted.

Speaker 93 The laughter has stopped.

Speaker 37 And the love has begun.

Speaker 93 And the love has begun.

Speaker 93 I'm as committed as you are.

Speaker 93 To making this marriage work. Excellent job.

Speaker 62 Okay. And now we will straight from Q's heart to the rings.

Speaker 158 Thank you.

Speaker 63 Speaking of Q, the rings, please.

Speaker 40 Oh, yes.

Speaker 176 Oh, man.

Speaker 49 Will you please hand Gethem Ashley's ring?

Speaker 87 Oh, yes.

Speaker 1 I just want to give a quick shout out to Arthur for the great ring

Speaker 1 that he provided for Getham. It's beautiful.
Arthur, you did a great job. Thank you.

Speaker 13 That's an authentic coke with Don. Okay.

Speaker 6 Ashley, will you please extend your Would you quit fucking complaining?

Speaker 14 You're married. I'm quite complaining.

Speaker 95 I don't think this is

Speaker 51 on.

Speaker 129 Okay, please repeat after me.

Speaker 1 Please repeat after me.

Speaker 100 Okay,

Speaker 61 me,

Speaker 49 no, no, get him, get him, we'll repeat after me.

Speaker 110 Ashley, Ashley, I give you

Speaker 31 what an asshole.

Speaker 32 Know him,

Speaker 96 Ashley,

Speaker 30 Ashley,

Speaker 33 I give you this ring to wear with love and joy.

Speaker 49 As a ring has no ends, as a ring has no ends, neither shall my love for you, neither shall my love for you. I choose to share share my life with you.
I choose to share my life with you this day

Speaker 49 and forevermore.

Speaker 1 And forevermore.

Speaker 37 Okay, will you please give this away?

Speaker 36 Watch.

Speaker 36 I'm not so tough.

Speaker 49 Do you, Ashley, take Get Him Steve Dave

Speaker 49 to be your husband, your partner, and your best friend always and forever?

Speaker 107 I do. Okay.

Speaker 93 Will you please give Ashley the ring? He's got to take that glove off.

Speaker 156 That's not the the thing.

Speaker 61 Take your glove off.

Speaker 46 Will you please place the ring over his finger?

Speaker 61 Okay.

Speaker 49 Okay, and repeat after me.

Speaker 63 Get him, Steve Dave.

Speaker 93 Get him, Steve Dave.

Speaker 142 As a ring has no end.

Speaker 93 As a ring has no end.

Speaker 49 Neither shall my love for you.

Speaker 93 Neither shall my love for you.

Speaker 49 I choose to share my life with you.

Speaker 93 I choose to share my life with you.

Speaker 111 This day.

Speaker 93 This day.

Speaker 14 Do you

Speaker 49 get him? Get him, Steve, Dave.

Speaker 119 Yes, I'm on my own.

Speaker 49 Do you take Ashley to be your wife, your partner, and your best friend always and forever?

Speaker 44 I do.

Speaker 49 And now,

Speaker 49 it is with great pleasure I say to Gedhem, Steve, Dave, and Ashley, by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You now have the non-pressured option of kissing each other.

Speaker 87 What do you want to do?

Speaker 155 Was it off.

Speaker 181 Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Mr. and Mrs.
Get'em C Day!

Speaker 61 Are you alright? Music, now the music,

Speaker 100 I'll have you guys slid out this way, arm and arm, please.

Speaker 44 Arm and arm.

Speaker 90 Give it up for the new couple, everybody.

Speaker 3 This is he's gonna serenade his new bride

Speaker 57 with a with a special um

Speaker 39 It's you that I adore

Speaker 39 You will always be my girl

Speaker 39 You'll be a mother to my child and a child to my heart

Speaker 39 We must never be apart

Speaker 39 Lovely girl, you're the beauty in my world

Speaker 39 Without you, there aren't reasons left to find

Speaker 39 And I'll pull your crooked teeth.

Speaker 21 You'll be

Speaker 39 perfect just like me.

Speaker 39 You'll be a lover in my bed

Speaker 39 and a gun to my head.

Speaker 39 We must never be apart.

Speaker 39 We must never be apart. Lovely girl, you're the murderer in my world.

Speaker 39 Dressing coffins for the souls I've left to die.

Speaker 39 Drinking mercury to the mystery of all

Speaker 39 that you should ever leave behind

Speaker 178 in time.

Speaker 178 She's so happy she doesn't even need the free Telese Dave merch, everybody.

Speaker 57 That's it, it's over.

Speaker 8 Congratulations on 300 episodes, guys. Woo!

Speaker 79 Cake, cake, cake.

Speaker 54 Kate.

Speaker 46 All right, so that's it.

Speaker 21 You don't need to go home, but you can't stay here.

Speaker 1 No, no, wait a minute. Let me just say, is it still recording me? I want to say thank you to the person who brought the cake.
It's beautiful.

Speaker 80 Thank you. My name's Gillian.

Speaker 51 Gillian? Gillian with Jillian. Gillian.
Gillian.

Speaker 229 Jillian.

Speaker 99 Gillian.

Speaker 1 I want to thank to the person who brought down

Speaker 1 the wedding dress. He was from the Bronx or to Brooklyn.

Speaker 83 I want to thank

Speaker 1 the person who also sent in the wedding veil.

Speaker 1 I have so many people who helped out.

Speaker 1 Everybody, if I'm forgetting anybody, thanks for all the aunts who we couldn't have done this without them.

Speaker 1 And I want to thank him, Steve Dave, too.

Speaker 83 I want to thank you guys.

Speaker 57 No, amazing.

Speaker 1 Your ability to laugh at yourself, it's unparalleled.

Speaker 45 Thank you.

Speaker 1 Well, tell him, Steve Dave.

Speaker 70 Hey, this is Walt.

Speaker 1 Just wanted to give my little toast here to Giddem and a couple thank yous real quick.

Speaker 1 When I first bounced the idea off of Gidem about doing an all-get'em-centric games edition of Tell Hem Steve Dave, Giddim agreed before I even finished a sentence.

Speaker 1 When the Giddem games then became the basis for episode 300, with the finale of the episode calling for Gidem to get married, married. Giddem again gleefully agreed without any hesitation.

Speaker 1 So I want to thank you, Gidham, for always being a good sport.

Speaker 1 I'm not sure what episode was your first appearance on Tellum Steve Dave, but I do know that from that first episode where we were introduced to you all the way through episode 300, you have shown an amazing sense of humor and ability to laugh at yourself that's to be admired.

Speaker 1 I'd also have to say that if I knew from that first appearance that you'd become part of the TSD family, a co-worker at the Stash, and a friend, I'd be lying.

Speaker 1 But with each time you sat in on Tellum Steve Dave, I was more and more energized by your upbeat and positive vibe and your quirky view on the world.

Speaker 1 There's nothing that I've ever asked you to do that you haven't been up for.

Speaker 1 From posing to be on the cover of Tellim Steve Dave's first album to singing sexually charged karaoke songs and now to getting married to a stranger, you've done it all with a smile and enthusiasm that shouldn't be taken for granted.

Speaker 1 So I want to thank you. I also have a few words for Mrs.
Giddem. Thank you for playing and being a part of the Tellum Steve Dave Dave 300 and congratulations.
I think you made out all right.

Speaker 1 I'd also like to give some proper thank yous to all the listeners who sent things in to help make the wedding one to remember forever. Melissa, who sent in that top hat and gloves.

Speaker 1 Lance who sent in the tux.

Speaker 1 Joe Dan, who sent in his mother's wedding dress. Mariah, who designed a breathtaking ant wedding dress.
Jillian for not only delicious wedding cakes, but a cake with a Zippo groom and bottle bride.

Speaker 1 Arthur for designing Gidham's amazing wedding ring, Butterwinks for the killer ant cookies. I'd also like to thank Zoom for all their support and generosity throughout the year.

Speaker 1 I'd like to thank Contestant 2, Declan, Jay Sarge, Troy, Rob Bruce, Frank 5, Chris Ledondo, Mike, Ming, Sunday, Jeff, and Sal.

Speaker 1 And of course, I want to thank Brian and Q for sticking with Tom, Steve, Dave, and taking us all the way through the 300.

Speaker 1 How was that?

Speaker 70 That was pretty good.

Speaker 169 Pretty good?

Speaker 131 What do you mean, pretty good?

Speaker 102 I don't know. I just, you know,

Speaker 29 all the fun and everything.

Speaker 29 I don't feel I did the wedding song justice.

Speaker 1 You didn't think you performed it all that,

Speaker 1 up to snuff all the time?

Speaker 29 Yeah, maybe I was just tired or emotionally spent, but

Speaker 29 I just wasn't there all the way. And, you know, it's just,

Speaker 29 it's kind of like nagging at the back of my neck.

Speaker 1 Why don't you sing it to her now? I guarantee you she's probably listening to this episode.

Speaker 70 You think?

Speaker 1 Yeah, why don't you belt it out now? And I bet you Declan will put an amazing beat behind it.

Speaker 29 You think Declan will do that?

Speaker 1 For your wedding? Yeah, that'll be his gift to you. I imagine that's going to be that's all you can expect from Declan.
That is true.

Speaker 29 That is true.

Speaker 1 All right, let's hear it.

Speaker 109 Okay.

Speaker 188 Don't put that in.

Speaker 188 It's you that I adore.

Speaker 188 You will always be my home.

Speaker 188 You'll be a mother to my child

Speaker 28 and a child to my heart.

Speaker 28 Lovely girl, you're the beauty in my world

Speaker 128 Without you, there aren't reasons left to find

Speaker 5 And I'll pull all your crooked sea

Speaker 73 You'll be perfect just like me

Speaker 54 You'll be a lover in my bed

Speaker 5 And a gun to my head

Speaker 28 Lovely girl, you're the murderer in my world

Speaker 5 Dressing coffins for the souls I've left to die

Speaker 54 Drinking mercury

Speaker 87 to the mystery of all that you should ever leave behind

Speaker 87 in time

Speaker 22 In you I see dirty

Speaker 54 In you I count stars

Speaker 5 In you I I feel so pretty.

Speaker 142 In you, I taste God.

Speaker 115 In you, I feel so hungry.

Speaker 128 In you, I crash cars.

Speaker 87 Drinking mercury

Speaker 87 to the mystery of all that you should ever seek to find.

Speaker 87 Lovely girl, you're the murderer in my world.

Speaker 87 Dressing coffins for the souls I've left behind.

Speaker 87 It's time

Speaker 87 we must never be apart.

Speaker 87 And you'll always be my whore.

Speaker 87 Cause you're the one that I adore.

Speaker 87 And I'll blow your crooked teeth.

Speaker 5 You'll be perfect just like me.

Speaker 5 In you, I feel so dirty.

Speaker 5 In you, I crash cost.

Speaker 5 And you are feel so pretty

Speaker 5 And you are taste God

Speaker 5 Oh,

Speaker 5 oh,

Speaker 5 oh

Speaker 5 Oh,

Speaker 5 oh,

Speaker 5 oh

Speaker 94 Is it as good as you remember it, Walt?

Speaker 1 That was amazing. And

Speaker 1 your bride has to consider herself one lucky lady.

Speaker 29 Oh, she is. And I am one lucky guy.

Speaker 1 Episode 400 is coming up.

Speaker 111 It is.

Speaker 61 Right around the corner.

Speaker 1 The birth of your first child.

Speaker 159 On audio.

Speaker 61 Okay.

Speaker 135 Get him unconcerned.

Speaker 53 How long can you go like this?

Speaker 35 Meaning.

Speaker 30 Are you happy?

Speaker 29 I wouldn't say I'm happy, happy. I mean, I'd like to have maybe a significant other, but.

Speaker 1 I think that's what changed. You wouldn't be at the bottle dump no more.

Speaker 29 I probably wouldn't be at the flea market all the time than I am either.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, I think I don't know why you just don't go prostitution.

Speaker 115 13%.

Speaker 230 Look, I like the podcast too, but one of the only could actually marry this dude, right?

Speaker 230 Bring his machine

Speaker 230 to the bottle dump.

Speaker 230 You'll come down to

Speaker 230 Yo, can you smell the romance? Wait, that ain't what do it. That's a smell of horses, Polly Denton light of food.
300, this is quite a testy history. Declan, can you throw the bridal shower at Disney?

Speaker 230 They podcast your wedding if you let them.

Speaker 230 Then sell it on Bamcamp as this marriage of Gidem. Ladies, who lined up for this bro race? Where all the bachelorettes wanna see? Get em's woe face.
Who's wet when the goals get em' pull?

Speaker 230 Who forgets his mandela affects a rash hole?

Speaker 230 I don't mean to be mean or blunt or stump ya, but how you gonna let this bottle dump jump hump ya? And get him steeped, Dave, what is wrong with you?

Speaker 230 You should be knee-deep and booky just by knowing Q. Get to know a woman, get him, listen to them, trust them.

Speaker 59 You're not supposed to whisper to them? I'm not supposed to really touch them.

Speaker 28 To this common ground,

Speaker 28 bringing my shady

Speaker 28 to the bottom.

Speaker 205 Think of how the ceremony'd go.

Speaker 230 Is that a trunk club tux? No, he found it in a limo. And if you want, just wait for his medical facts.
He's been dosed with radiation and a vault full of anthrax.

Speaker 230 I don't know if his cock be bulging, but his feet are huge and his ankles swollen. Go forget him as your groom, no doubt, if you're down to pound, arthritic gout.
Till death do you part.

Speaker 230 Are you sure, yo? Shit, how far you wanna take that vow, though? Suicide by cop to avoid getting laid when you make his dad take it to the PR parade. Real talk, girl, can you see okay?

Speaker 230 If you're not blind, your next boyfriend will be one day. No disrespect, but should this marriage fail? Once you go get him, your next man reads brail.

Speaker 230 Why the fuck do y'all treat him so well?

Speaker 67 This complete stranger who stole your URL?

Speaker 230 You made a cult character out of a thief, and now you're finding him bribes and you're buying him teeth. By now, hell get him's what the future will preach.

Speaker 230 When the grid goes down, but you're found in Seal Beach.

Speaker 145 heal me when the break goes down, but you've found it sealed beach.

Speaker 229 Okay,

Speaker 231 this has been a production of Smodco Internet Radio, sir only at Smodcast.com

#300: Git 'Em to the Chapel

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