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Welcome to Dan John Jordan Club where we got so much to talk about tonight.

Ukraine gets a much-needed morale boost.

The right takes victimization to a whole new level.

And Donald Trump faced his greatest enemy, a short flight of stairs.

So,

let's get into the headlines.

It's no secret Donald Trump sympathizes with Russia in its war against Ukraine.

He blamed Ukraine for getting invaded, he berated its president in the Oval Office, and he made the ultimate gesture of friendship to Vladimir Putin, picking him up at the airport.

So,

safe to assume he spent this week at the UN continuing his full-throated support of Russia.

Breaking news we were following this morning, President Trump reversed his position on the war and voiced confidence that Ukraine can regain its territory seized by Russia.

Trump writing in part Ukraine would be able to take back their country in its original form, and who knows, maybe even go further than that.

Damn!

Trump went from Ukraine needs to accept Russian invasion to they need to invade Russia.

When this all began, Trump said he'd end this war on day one and instead we've now joined both sides.

I guess you can't lose a war if you're on both sides.

Now, let's not overreact here.

Trump isn't exactly known for his consistent positions.

He could just as easily switch sides again tomorrow if he, I don't know, gets complimented by a Russian lady or sees a photo of that dog that looks like Vladimir Putin.

Oh,

oh, pushes his opponents out the window.

You do, you do.

But still, this is a surprising development.

Maybe Trump changed his position after coming to a better understanding of the geopolitical implications of the situation.

Or...

Perhaps it was something a bit more personal.

Last month, President Trump rolled out the red carpet for Vladimir Putin in Alaska, but is now sharing frustration.

I thought that was going to be the easiest one because of my relationship with Putin, but unfortunately that sick relationship didn't mean anything.

This season of the Golden Bachelor is f ⁇ ing weird.

Hey, you know what?

You know what?

Don't get down on yourself, Donald.

It's not your fault the relationship didn't work out.

Who could have known not to trust Russian dictator Vladimir Putin?

You're not a mind reader.

But whether it was pursuing strategic objectives or merely getting tired of boys, this was a major development.

Unfortunately, it was overshadowed by another international incident.

The president was joined by the First Lady today as he made his big address at the United Nations.

But they had a bit of trouble on the way.

They were taking an escalator when it stopped working, leaving the first couple no other choice but to walk the rest of the way up.

Yeah.

I like how he's just looking around when it broke, thinking, do I walk up these 15 stairs or do I just live here now?

But hey, this is a pretty standard inconvenience.

I'm sure we will never hear about it again.

Unless, of course, there's an entire right-wing media apparatus built on grievance and hyperbole that wants to breathlessly recount it as a heroine brush with danger.

Trump and Milani were riding it up and it just stopped.

The First Lady lost her balance a bit, but steadied herself, thankfully, and then marched to the top.

She could have been hurt.

It came to a grinding halt, and you can even see them kind of slightly lurching forward.

This is serious stuff as sitting ducks, if God forbid there was a security threat.

They could have hurt the most beautiful First Lady in American history.

Oh my God, you monsters.

We're not talking about some Uggo Eleanor Roosevelt here, no.

You could have hurt someone hot.

It's a good thing Milania is in such good shape, and it's a good thing Trump's ankles are the size of car tires.

You all laughed at his cankles, but guess who's sturdy as a redwood?

This cankle-haven motherf ⁇ .

Now, the UN released a statement saying somebody at the top of the escalator escalator inadvertently triggered a safety mechanism.

So, it seems like the whole thing is just a silly coincidence.

Coincidence or sabotage?

It doesn't look like a coincidence to me.

Something more nefarious happening than just simple technical glitches.

Absolute sabotage.

I've been caught on like five elevators in my life.

An escalator has never stopped working mid-escalation.

I find it bizarre that just coincidentally, all these things just don't happen to work for the president when they work for everybody else.

Are we really doing this?

Are we going all in on the president being a victim of escalator sabotage?

Because the deep state wants him to get his steps in?

Can we just have a day, people?

I will admit, it's a little suspicious that the escalator just happened to break for Trump.

But, on the other hand, things do break a lot around him.

You know, I I pay all this money to teleprompter people, and I'd say 20% of the time they don't work.

They don't work.

And I apologize for those lights.

The only place I don't have a light up here is...

I feel like I'm in a sauna.

So I don't know what hotel this is.

But you ought to try turning on the air conditioning.

I think this mic stinks, by the way.

So maybe it's not a coincidence.

I mean, why does everything around Trump break?

Is he being followed around by gremlins?

Is that...

Okay, yeah, maybe.

maybe that could,

that's, that, that could be.

That might be it.

That might be it.

So, conservative media is furious that Trump was attacked by a stopped escalator.

And apparently, some of them are furious that his people did nothing about it.

But that's a major security failure.

And I was more, you know, stunned at the reaction.

Like, the leader of the free world is on the escalator and the Secret Service is looking like, what do we do?

Yeah, what do we do?

Do we just let this grown man walk upstairs?

What do you want Secret Service to do?

Wouldn't it have been more embarrassing if they had rushed in and made a big deal out of it, thrown Trump over their shoulder like a kid having a meltdown leaving the Magic Kingdom?

But look, there's no point trying to reason with them now.

The right-wing train is leaving the station.

So naturally, the White House is jumping on board.

Well, there was some concerning reporting over the weekend from the London Times, as you pointed out, that UN globalist staffers were basically plotting to set up the President of the United States.

And if we find that these were UN staffers who were purposefully trying to trip up, literally trip up the President and the First Lady of the United States, well, there better be accountability for those people.

And I will personally see to it, Jesse.

Good.

Can you people please decide if Trump is the strongest man who has ever walked the earth or a sickly child with hollow bird bones who will crumble if he walks up three stairs?

Now remember, the UN already gave an official explanation about why the escalator stopped, but see if you think the president's TV friends are buying it.

The spokesperson for the UN General Secretary said this.

As the videographer who was traveling, I don't buy this by the way, was traveling backwards up the escalator, reached the top, the first lady, followed by the president and Trump, each mounted the steps at the bottom.

At that moment, it was 9.50 a.m.

if you're counting at home, the escalator came to a stop.

Dot, dot, dot.

Dot, dot, dots.

We're making ellipses feel sinister now.

What are these dots?

What are they hiding?

And don't get me started on semicolons.

Are you a period or a comma?

Pick one!

But also, why does Brian Kilmead think he knows better than the UN officials?

What makes him an expert on escalators?

It's never happened to me before.

I do a lot of shopping, go to a lot of malls, go to the second floor where the men's stuff is.

I go right to the men's floor.

I don't stop at the kids' floor.

No, no, no.

I shop in the men's section, even though sometimes a kid's double XL is basically a men's small and the designs are cooler, but that's totally not where I shop.

Sometimes I sneak into the Spencer gifts, but my mom's not looking.

Look, you know what?

I'm sorry I interrupted you.

Brian Kilmead, I'm sure this story is going somewhere.

Go to the second floor where the men's stuff is, you know, because you walk into the first floor.

It never happened to me.

That's great.

That's it?

Your whole story about the escalator is that you also once went up an escalator.

Another fascinating addition to the discourse.

And if I may also add, I too have been on an escalator.

That's great.

For more on Escalator Gate and the controversy around it, we turn to Grace Kulenschmidt.

Grace!

Grace,

wait a minute,

why aren't you in a parking garage?

Because I'm investigating Jordan.

I've been talking to my sources and let me tell you, this escalator story goes all the way to the top

and then flattens out and goes back down to the bottom.

Wait, are you saying the Fox News people are right that there's more to this story?

You better believe it, bitch.

The deep state has all sorts of plans for Donald Trump.

I'm talking somebody getting on his elevator, then pushing all the buttons and then jumping out.

I'm talking about those car door locks that keep unlocking just as he tries to pull it open so he tries it again just as they unlock it again and he's like, god damn it, just let me unlock it.

I'm talking removing the latch on the bathroom stall so he's got to do that little football squat thing where he holds the door while pinching a loaf.

Okay.

But what's the point?

It seems kind of silly.

Silly?

Really, Jordan?

You think it's silly that Donald Trump almost fell down a flight of stairs at the UN?

Our beloved president toppling backwards, his legs flying over his head,

hitting every step, going down.

Doi, doi, doi, doi.

Is that funny?

Landing on his butt.

His pants splitting wide open in front of every world leader while the king of England says, good heavens, I saw a testicle.

Would that be funny to you?

Yes.

It would.

It would be funny, yes.

Frankly, Grace, frankly, I just doubt that there is some global prank conspiracy.

Oh, so I guess I just woke up this morning with my hand in a bowl of warm water for no reason?

No, it's because they know I'm getting close.

Grace, look.

It doesn't need this big investigation.

It's just an escalator malfunction.

Oh, is that right?

Jordan, let me tell you a story.

When I was 12 years old, all I wanted most in the world was a dress for my middle school dance.

So I went to the mall and I took an escalator to the second floor because that's where the teen stuff is.

Because you walk in on the first floor.

Is that the whole story?

Yeah, I was on an escalator once.

Yeah, that's great.

Great schooling, everyone.

Welcome back, Sebastian Murphy of Niagara Bulls.

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My guest tonight is the front man man of the band, Viagra Boys, whose latest album is called Viagra a Boys.

Please welcome Sebastian Murphy.

I will say this, Sebastian.

When I read the title of this new album, Viagra a Boys.

Oh, you're wrong.

Am I wrong?

Yeah.

It's Viagra a Boys.

It's Viagra.

It's self-titled.

It's self-titled.

It feels like you were.

We asked you beforehand.

It feels like you're f us.

Yeah, yeah, it's just a little bit.

I think it's...

No, we made a poster, actually.

We did a poster once, and then I wanted like, I wanted it to look symmetrical.

Right.

And

I think it's the same amount of letters on each side, so I'm like, let's just do that.

Right.

And then it ended up.

Do you ever have to say it out loud?

Is that a rarity to have to say the title of it?

Because everybody's like, oh, it's just Viagra Boys.

it's not.

It's probably the first time, yeah.

It's the first time.

How does it feel?

Does it feel good?

It feels weird.

I don't know.

I don't like it anymore.

Yeah, fair.

When it was announced on our show that Viagra Boys was coming to perform, you have a lot of fans here, including myself.

We're big Viagra Boys fans.

And then you also had people in the building who didn't know Viagra Boys, and they just saw what's coming on the show, Viagra Boys.

And they wondered if it was like a health-conscious, pro-masculinity group,

like a sub-parse sketch comedy group that was coming out.

Where did Viagra Boys come from?

Well, the name came from a friend of mine who was just at the time, when we started the band, we were pretty

f

up people at the time.

And, you know, now I got my shit together.

But back then, we were on a lot of stimulants and stuff like that.

And the actual use of Viagra was a necessity.

Which is weird.

It's different from, you know, most people.

They're young and they, you know, everything works and then they get old and it doesn't.

For me,

I was young and nothing worked.

And then I grew up and look at me now, you know?

Is it true?

I read somewhere that this band,

your being a part of this band owes a lot to Mariah Carey.

That's true.

Yeah,

that's how my bassist found out my incredible talent was

we were at a karaoke show for

some

a friend of ours who was her birthday party and uh i sang my go-to karaoke song is we belong together by mariah carrier is that right yep yeah i can't sing it anymore i don't know why but uh i used to be able to hit those high notes

but that is what drew them in but that's but then my basis song is like hey man you want to start a punk band or what

this is happening in sweden is that correct this is in sweden you grew up in america grew up in america i fled uh

how how how is property in sweden is there any available uh there is

cheap rent's cheap.

You know,

you don't have to pay, what is it, like $2,000 a month to live in some shithole apartment like you do here?

Hey, to be fair, it's $4,000 a month to live in a shithole apartment.

And we appreciate it.

And you get to work four jobs.

Whoa, yes.

The American dream.

Yeah, no, no, I feel like I moved to Sweden to actually live the American Dream.

Yeah.

How how is that?

What what is it like to move there?

You were like 17?

I was 17.

Yeah, it's it's you know, it was great.

It was a bit of a culture shock.

Swedes don't really,

I mean, I guess they like Americans, but they like them as a novelty, a little, you know,

oh, yeah, cool.

And then like, hamburgers, and then,

and then they're like, yeah, yeah, go sit somewhere else, you know.

But luckily, I speak, I speak fluent Swedish, so I was able to

nestle myself into the Swedish culture.

To get in there.

What's it like coming back now, doing an American tour?

I know there are some.

It's scary.

I was gonna say.

It's scary.

Well, I mean,

some groups are choosing not to or they're canceling tours.

Was that a conversation you guys had?

That was a conversation for sure.

But at the same time, I kind of feel like our fans, like, I feel like, you know, they deserve to hear, you know, resistance music as well.

And, you know, I feel like I come here to play for like-minded people, hopefully.

You know, not everyone has to think exactly like me, but

it's not like I'm going to be like, oh, these, you know, because the people that go to our shows for the most part, they aren't the, they they aren't the ones snatching people off the streets and, you know,

I mean, it is curious because I feel like your music is

not to, I mean, it's,

call it punk rock, but I feel like a lot of the lyricism, in many ways, it feels like, at least from an outside looking, in, you're inhabiting a character or you sort of play this heightened version or at times is written from a perspective of like a hyper masculinity,

almost to the point of like dysfunctional male perspective in a way that's very funny.

I mean, well, I am a dysfunctional male person.

I was gonna say, yeah, like, are you satirizing something, or are you just living your truth?

It is satire, but at the same time, it's you know, it's a bit, you know, that's kind of how you get over,

but that's how you change as well, is you know, admitting to your own faults and

doing some investigative journalism into your own soul.

So, yeah, I I mean, I think it's 50-50, satire, 50-50, my truth.

Yeah.

For sure.

How do you start with an idea there?

Are you starting with that in mind?

Like, it does feel like in 2025, like the punk scene in and of itself is always speaking towards or against oftentimes authority.

And now we're in this weird time, in America specifically, like that feels like you're under the weight of the time that we are in.

Do you grapple with that?

Is that a place that you started from creatively?

Not really.

Like, I don't really.

God, I got to move to Sweden.

I got to tell you.

No, but there's not too many.

I mean, like, dude, it bums me out to think about that shit all the time.

Like, you know, so I usually, you know, maybe, you know, I'll start writing a song from maybe just my perspective of kind of what I'm seeing around me and not instead like, oh yeah, this is what, you know, like freedom or like we need to fight for our rights to, you know, I'm not a, I don't feel like I'm a good enough commentator on what's going on.

You know, I can only,

what I can do is speak my, you know, what I see and how I perceive it.

And I perceive things in a kind of f ⁇ way.

But hopefully, you know, but it obviously resonates with some people.

I mean, when you come here, what do you hope American audiences take away from it?

Just that you can be yourself and, you know,

and be whoever the hell you want to be.

And, you know,

that, you know, freaks are welcome.

Freaks are welcome.

Yeah, yeah.

But yeah, I mean, to be fair, on this latest album, there is a song that investigates what it's like when somebody's partner falls in love with a body that's found in a bog.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Well, that's almost, that was actually kind of a true story, too.

Well,

I mean, not entirely, but my fiancé,

she spends a lot of time, like...

Like reading on weird stuff.

Like it can be...

I've talked to these people before.

Yeah, yeah.

She'll just like find one subject and then she's in it for, you know, like weeks.

She's like, oh, did you know that bog bodies are bubbling?

And I'm like, i don't want to hear any more about these bog bodies

and then she would and then she was at a museum one day where they have a lifelike creation of sweden's most famous bog body that they made what he looked what he would look like you know made out of wax and she was taking all these sexy photos with him

and kissing him and like she was showing her tits and doing all this and i was like this mother

and so that's why i wrote the song and to be clear is there is is that a trope in sweden bog bodies is that there is a most famous thing.

It is a thing.

It's a kink,

which in and of itself is.

It's a perfectly preserved corpses.

Yeah, yeah.

Well, tonight you're giving us Pyramid of Health.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Is that inspired by Tylenol?

Yeah, it is.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's, you know, don't take Tylenol, folks.

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But yeah,

it's inspired by pseudo

pseudo

health bullshit, you know?

Yeah.

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