127 - The Past Times with Miles Gray

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All right, everybody, welcome to the Pastimes podcast.

Each week we go through an old newspaper from a random date in history picked out by Dave Anthony.

I'm Gareth Reynolds and I've never seen it before and neither is our guest this week, the great Miles Gray.

Hello, Miles.

Thank you for taking it.

Hello.

Thank you so much for having me.

I'm so, like I said before, I said I'm looking forward to it.

You said I shouldn't be.

Yeah.

But I am.

I am.

I just, I love love old newspapers.

I love old news.

I'll tell you, I don't know if you know this.

That's what this show is.

Yeah.

Okay, that's what I fucking thought.

Okay, I didn't know.

I wasn't sure.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, okay, cool.

I thought it was like a Fast Times at Ridgemont High rewatch podcast where you just kind of added my favorite.

Those are my favorite ones where you're like, hey, yeah, it was pretty good.

Yeah, dude.

Yeah, I agree.

Spiccoli, dude.

Classic, dude.

Classic.

Yeah, it's weird for sure.

I don't think that aged great either.

Well, Miles,

you're fucking hysterical.

You have a couple of shows.

The Daily Zeitgeist, which I've been on a couple times, which is great.

Dave, have you ever done it?

Yeah, both of you.

Yeah.

You weren't together last time.

And then your other show is called.

420-day fiancé.

And what exactly happens there?

That's for people who like 90-day fiancé, but are also

high.

What a current.

So that's kind of the thing.

It's a circle, it's actually just a certain one circle.

It's not a Venn diagram.

I mean, it's fascinating because it's clear that someone high came up with that idea.

Oh, yeah, oh, yeah,

oh, dude, Dave, the way I saw, I had like a fucking flashback sequence.

I'm like, this is where my life's gonna change because I just thought of this shit, dude.

420-day fiancé, dude, for an audience of a thousand.

I love them, though.

I love them.

We love each other.

Oh, fuck.

Well, Miles, we're going to guess what year this paper could be from.

Yeah.

You'll guess, you'll be right.

I'll guess.

I might be closer.

I'll still be wrong.

Dave has issues with his father.

He thinks I killed his father.

He didn't kill his father.

I actually loved his father.

You killed him.

Loved him, but he said it.

No, I didn't.

You said you killed my father.

You've said it out loud.

You talked about how he looked at his last moments.

Okay, that's totally different.

Gareth, that is a confession.

It's not a confession.

It's totally different.

And by the way, you've straight up said, I killed your father.

Oh, one to two times.

All right.

So, today.

Well, this paper could be from, it could be from the 1600s.

It won't be.

I would say favor 18, 1900s, but you can guess, and there's no prize.

But,

I mean,

every time it's like old-timey shit, I just love the shit that was news back then.

Um, that's gonna happen.

But yeah, I know, uh, but part of me is also hoping for something, I don't know, maybe a little mod.

Let's just go for a fucking 1963.

Ooh,

wow, interesting.

Wow.

All right, I'm gonna, I'm gonna fight you, and I'm gonna go,

I'm gonna go far back.

I'm gonna go 1871.

Gareth is wrong.

What year is that asshole?

It's 1955.

Holy shit.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Dave's dead.

I did it, kind of.

Wow, that's crazy.

What?

No, I'm saying that's crazy.

That's a turn of phrase.

No, you said something before that.

It was very...

I'm saying Miles earned that fully.

Right.

And then after that, you said Dave's...

Dave's.

Yeah, Dave, by the...

By the hand of me, Dave's father's gone.

Go ahead.

I can't.

I just can't with you.

I can't.

That old 50s saying just can't.

Yeah, I'm talking in the vernacular of the 50s yeah you got a peck of marbros rolled up in your sleeve dad sure got strangled by your co-host

this guy's our regular gareth strangling dave's dad over here

he's an old open eyes go ahead dave it is november 5th 1955 the valley times north hollywood california oh yeah baby now nearing election day right

I was trying.

Well,

when is election day?

Gareth, when is election day every year?

Every year, November 7th.

It's not a fixed date.

It's not a fixed date.

It's not a date in the day.

Then why come to force me to say it?

Your dad gone.

It's the first

voting day of November.

Close.

Excellent.

The first

of the month.

Tuesday.

The first day

of every.

And why do we

have the moon?

Why do we have it as the first Tuesday every month?

Because that's when our cycles sink.

Yes,

that's correct.

That's what it is.

Our menstrual cycles all sink.

I figured it out.

Hey,

why do they call it menstrual?

It should be called Wool Menstrual.

Go ahead, Dave.

Thank you.

It's because that on a Tuesday, everyone's at work and the workers can't vote as easy as the rich people.

That's why it's on a Tuesday.

Here we go.

See, Miles, it'll become a political show.

I don't know.

That's fine.

That's fine.

Oh, this guy, Miles is super right-wing now.

Yeah.

After

the past six months.

Yeah, dude.

I'm chasing the money, man.

You know, let's be real here.

They are love.

You know how many excuses I give them being biracial?

Oh my God.

Their fucking dream

can trash the Japanese and the blacks.

Oh, man.

This guy's awesome.

They're like, oh, my God.

Fucking, we thought we lucked out with Candace.

Where's my black Japanese?

There he is.

There he is.

There he is.

Wearing a MAGA kimono and shit.

A MAGA kimono.

Has to happen.

It's a MAGA kimono with a black power fist on it, right?

Exactly, yeah, yeah.

Right.

Yeah, exactly.

Kimono.

With a MAGA Afro pick, too.

That's what it is.

This guy, fuck, he's killing me.

I want to wear that.

And I could.

If I just went there, they'd be like, that's fine.

Yeah, yeah.

They're like, oh, are you the Blazian MAGA guy?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Love that.

Love that.

Sure.

You know, you could have done the blackface.

He said it's okay if we do.

I sweated it off.

Oh, right, right, right.

All right.

Hold former Marine in Judo flip death.

What?

Hold former Marine in Judo flip death.

Is that a.

I mean, this is.

Hold.

Say it again.

Hold.

Hold.

Hold.

I guess he's being held.

It probably should say held.

Okay.

Hold former Marine in judo flip death.

Okay, so so the Marine committed a judo flip death.

As, yes, this is a great headline.

This is what

all Hollywood headlines should be.

Right.

Yeah, yeah, right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Right.

So is this like a con air type thing?

Yeah.

We'll find out.

Yeah, I could be.

A bit rogan-y.

The son of a heroic Chicago policeman was jailed today on suspicious suspicion of murdering a 43-year-old Topanga Canyon aircraft worker when he flipped the man through the air with a judo hold.

What?

That's not illegal.

I think so.

If you know judo, you can just flip people wherever you are.

I was doing that in sixth grade.

Yeah, I think it was a good thing.

Yeah, right?

I think it's okay.

Yeah.

Just flip them in the air.

Wait, that sentence is actually so racist because it doesn't even understand judo when it's like, flip them in the air with a judo hold.

It's like if you're holding someone, they're not flying in the air.

You're fucking holding them.

They're like, you know, one of them judo holds you.

You know.

Yeah.

I don't know.

James Baker, 33, who lives with his wife and son in Wildwood Camp

off the Pacific Coast Highway.

Yeah.

I got my kayaking merit bracelet.

Wildwood Camp.

Yeah, Wildwood Camp.

It's a resort area four miles off the Pacific Coast Highway in Topanga Canyon.

Oh, so he's one of those resort judo guys.

He's a fucking hippie.

He's a Topanga Canyon hippie.

Judo hippie?

Judo hippie.

Judo hippies were a thing.

I don't know.

Oh, so he's...

Okay, so the judo hippie is the son of a cop.

Yes.

Yes.

And he's the flipper who did the murder.

Yeah, he's the whole flipper who murdered.

Or manslaughter.

I mean,

why is he on trial, honestly?

Yes.

For flipping a guy in the air with a judo hold?

That's what I was saying.

I think it's legal.

All I've heard so far is a guy did nothing wrong and he's in jail.

That's what I've heard.

Yep.

Yeah.

Did the guy die?

It just sounded like he flipped a guy in the air.

I think he killed him.

Yeah.

The guy probably had a soft head or something.

Exactly.

It's got to suck when you pull off a judo move properly and then you've just ended a life.

Right, right.

Yeah.

That reminds me of like when like fourth grade, I remember like juggling a soccer ball and then kicking it so hard and it fucking hit a teacher's windshield in the parking lot.

And like, I got in so much trouble.

It was like, it did?

I think it caused a small crack in it, and everyone was like, oh, fuck.

I like, I went from hero to zero so quick.

That is my judo.

This was a, it was a half-cracked open Cabriolet window.

So it was.

It was a crack open.

Okay.

Yeah, yeah.

So it had a little bit of gift.

You know what I mean?

It was a saltier, yeah.

Yeah.

And part of me was like, is that even a car?

What are we doing?

Oh, the luck.

So

an autopsy is scheduled on Edward Bollinger

of 424 Topanga Canyon Road, who was found sprawled with a broken neck in the road.

Jesus.

Road flipped him.

Yeah.

You're a former Marine Judo instructor.

Well, there you go.

He's not just a judo guy.

He's an instructor.

Why would you fuck with a judo instructor?

You don't know that.

Exactly.

at a resort.

Yeah, yes, you do.

You can, because of the

Google glasses you have on above them, it says judo instructor.

Dave, come on, now you're being racist.

They were teaching judo to them.

Wow, I mean, I guess that makes sense.

They're like, look, bro,

we took a lot from the Japanese, man.

We brought this new thing back, too, called Judo.

They definitely were like, we invented something called judo.

We did this.

It's an old Celtic hand-to-hand combat thing.

In exchange, yeah, MacArthur gave them beef.

And now, ironically, it's better than ours, this wag you crap.

Baker, a former Marine Judo instructor and son of James Henry Baker, a Chicago police officer slain in a 1922 battle with

two of gangster Roger Tahui's thugs, said Bollinger attacked him with a six-inch hunting knife during a quarrel over the man's mongrel dog, Candy.

Wow.

Is that a bone?

Or the dog's name is Candy.

That's the dog's name, but a bone would also be great.

Wow.

There's a lot

there.

A lot.

Judo Instructor has a cop dad who was killed in a gangster shootout.

Man with mongrel dog named Candy, which is quite an offset.

And a bowie knife.

And a bowie knife, knife, which you need.

If your dog's named Candy, you should be walking around with a knife.

Yeah, especially if that dog is a mongrel.

Yeah, if it's a mongrel.

Do we not say

how come we don't do we don't say mongrel anymore?

Is that like a problem?

Is it a bad term?

Yeah.

I think it just means.

Hey, Jamie.

Jamie, can you pull it up?

Hey, Jamie, can I say mongrel?

Can I say mongrel?

Or should I just use the R word again?

Now we just use mutt.

Because I think mongrel sounds like aggressive, you know?

Yeah.

Honestly, I feel like we're...

I feel like everything like this, whatever, I'm like, it's racist, isn't it?

Yeah, it's like, it is racist, isn't it?

It's going to be like, that's a Jamaican.

I'll be like, oh, God.

Oh, man.

Damn it.

Damn.

Every time, why do I only think up with the Jamaican ones?

I don't know why.

I'm so Jamaican racist.

What is it with me?

Ever since I saw Cool Runnings.

I bet they used mutt to describe it in a nice way and mongrel to make it sound bad.

That's what I'm betting.

But what is...

It's the same thing.

It just means cross-bred or mixed breed dog.

But also,

we used it with people too, so that's probably why it's gone.

It's got to be it.

I knew it was going to be something.

Yeah, because even the Wikipedia is not really giving me a good answer here.

Anyway, the Wikipedia loves its race, though.

Damn you, mongrel candy dog.

Yeah.

Damn you.

Yeah.

Well, so do you think that his dad actually got killed in a shootout or he just owed the mob money and they just killed him?

I hope that's not.

He died valiantly in a shootout.

He's like, he was a degenerate gambler.

My father saved 30 people.

My dad was in 9-11.

Oh, wow.

He was in 9-11 and he stopped like three pounds of fentanyl from getting on there.

He saved a third plane and my dad swatted it off.

made a fentanyl.

There was a third plane.

There were actually four planes.

Yeah.

So.

There was actually, did you know about the sixth?

Oh.

What was that one?

There was also a hot air balloon.

Have you guys heard about this one?

I have not.

Oh, yeah.

There was a hot air balloon.

Yeah, Santa Fe, New Mexico.

9-11, 2001.

The whole New York wing of this story really blew out the hot air balloon in New Mexico.

You guys, it's a classic misdirection.

You saw Die Hard with a Vengeance?

I mean, imagine the guy in Albuquerque.

He was just like, Give me the hot air balloon.

Oh, no.

Wait, I think we're okay, actually.

I don't think we should be so worried.

How fast can I land this thing?

He's just lost.

Fuck.

Socks on power lines.

Just gets really scared because the wind blows him too far.

What did I do?

You idiot.

You knew this wasn't going to go right.

Somebody's going through a manual.

This does not apply at all.

The plan is crazy.

Why don't they say I'll do the balloon?

Way too avant-garde with this one.

Jesus Christ.

Sergeants Wilkie and Everly said evidence tended to support Baker's story.

Bullinger, who worked at Hughes Aircraft Company, was released Thursday from county jail where he served time for for driving an automobile with a revoked license.

Okay, so the guy he killed had just gotten out of jail.

That's right.

I know, but they're going to

tend to paint that guy as the bad guy no matter what happens.

Well, he just got out of jail.

He just got out of jail.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He got out of jail.

He deserved it.

Baker took care of the animal while Bollinger was in jail, and he returned the dog to Bollinger Thursday.

Wow.

So they're like, Yeah.

They're like, they know each other.

I think I'm going to kill my cat sitter.

Thank you.

I mean, am I crazy?

It feels like they're not.

Oh, how was my trip to Cabo, you motherfucker?

How fucking dare you?

You ever heard of a noogie?

The former Marine sergeant who served with the first Marine Raiders said Bollinger.

So they're really painting the guy who killed them.

That's up as high as everything about him.

He gives candy to Boy Scouts.

Yeah.

Right, right.

Said Bollinger drove up to his house next door last night and called Baker to help him push his car from the driveway after it was stuck.

Well, that's annoying.

Yeah.

When Baker asked to help, he said Bollinger began to berate him about letting the dog run loose while Baker was taking care of the animal.

Hmm.

This is a very strange relationship.

Yeah.

But just neighbors, right?

It's your crazy neighbor, and you're like, all right, I'll take care of the dog

in jail.

Just neighbors.

We've all been there.

Yeah.

I don't know.

Is there more to this article?

Very curious.

Dave's like the click more.

Jim and Clickmore.

Judy, pull that up and see if they were neighbors.

Then he pulled the knife and came at me, Baker said.

I grabbed him and applied the Judah hold, and he didn't get up.

Sorry, hold done proper.

Wait, did he fly in the air?

Did he hold him?

Yeah, this is this is now

the air part, dude.

I gotta know.

Did he flip it?

I'm thinking of like a wild-ass, like he swept his legs, right?

And then he landed on his fucking head and broke his neck.

Right.

But

now he just like held.

He's like, I don't know.

I held him and then the neck broke.

I strangled him.

Like, what is he?

Like, what is it now?

It was a murder.

I guess it was just a murder now that I.

If I be honest, I don't know Judo.

What did you do?

I kind of just broke, just snapped his neck.

What's Judo?

I kind of held his neck and then it broke.

Yeah, so hard.

I just wrung it.

He's dead.

Yeah.

This was all to get the dog back.

He fell in love.

Yeah.

Okay, investigators from the Malibu Sheriff Station said.

Here we go.

Okay, sorry, I told you.

There's a letter missing.

Found the knife under some leaves two feet from the body.

Why would you lose this is

he killed, he killed him.

He killed him.

He quilted the knife.

Why is he burying the knife?

Ah, here's the problem.

The knife went under this pile of leaves.

But wouldn't you put like the knife in his hand?

It's a drop knife.

The cops were like, oh, we got this.

We'll take care of this.

Nah, yeah.

The cops are helping him.

Yes.

They're like, hey, you broke Bollinger's neck, didn't you?

Yeah, fellas, I did.

Yeah, the cops,

he's a Marine.

He's a decorated Marine.

His dad was a cop.

His dad was a hero cop.

100%.

He fucking killed a guy.

I'm sorry.

Am I the only one who still has faith in the justice system?

This guy accidentally died and threw his knife under a pile of leaves.

That's how it works.

That's how fucking good this judo was.

The knife went into a tree, basically.

Blew my damn knife under a bunch of leaves.

That's how good that judo hold was.

Knife under leaves is the laziest drop shit.

Also, yeah, like, don't describe that.

It's making it more suspicious.

You could have said it found it two feet from the body.

Under some leaves?

Under leaves?

Uh-huh.

Is that to explain why they didn't see it at first and then later justified?

Oh, yeah, it was there, Chief.

It was under some leaves.

Hey, Sarge, there's a knife under these leaves.

No.

Yeah.

There is?

Yeah, yeah.

This whole thing's normal now.

Wow, thank God.

All right, well, I also was about to find a gun over here, but I guess I don't need to anymore.

No, and the knife says, ooh, judo on it.

This is crazy.

Yeah, this thing's definitely been judoed up, Chief.

Yeah, Sarge, we don't need to do any more investigating.

This is a classic judo missile.

Held him in the air till his neck broke.

You know, he levitated him until his neck snapped in half, and then the knife went under this pile of clothes.

Classic, classic Tojo crap.

You've heard it a million times.

Oh, this is good.

Bollinger's glasses caught on a branch of a tree when he was flipped.

What the fuck?

Stop.

It sounds like they're just planting shit all around now, Star.

Through the glasses on a branch?

Yeah, the glasses got caught up in the tree and the knife went in the leaves.

Hey, son!

There's a confession under this fruit!

A side confession from the guy who got killed.

Oh my god.

He held him so hard, the knife went under the leaves.

His glasses went in the tree.

His clothes are on

this fence post, sir.

Wow.

Chief, the guy's boxes are in his mouth.

His shoes are on his hands.

What the frig?

This judo crap is wacky.

This judo stuff is pretty good.

I'm glad the Marines invented this.

Pretty kinky.

This is pretty good.

The deputies said Bollinger, who was not married, had been arrested several times on drunk charges and also on a misdemeanor hit-run complaint.

Hit run complaint.

That's the whole story.

That's the end.

Well, I mean, I feel Bollinger, for sure.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

He deserved it.

Yeah.

He deserved it.

Absolutely.

Yeah.

Oh, you don't.

I mean, it's so, I mean, it's like the classic, it's like the sloppy way they write like victims of like any kind of police brutality where they're like, yeah, this guy was like a piece of shit.

So it's like in the same way, it's so one-sided that I'm like,

this guy had to.

Yeah, exactly.

You've heard that.

You know what?

Yeah, you know what that means.

You know what that means.

He came from.

He's a Mr.

Trump.

He came from down there.

You know what I'm saying?

Down there?

You are?

The bull.

Why are you pointing at your cross?

El Salvador?

The bull.

Oh, yeah, that.

For Delvair.

Huh?

You know what I'm saying?

This is really weird, man.

No, no.

All right, man.

Anyway, you want to do some judo later?

No, I'm good.

I mean, he literally just broke this guy's neck.

He killed him, like judo.

I wonder what he really killed him over.

Was it like, your dog's a piece of shit?

And he's like, how dare you talk about candy like that?

Yeah.

And then he's like, fuck you.

Just fucking ripped his neck off.

And then he's like, fuck.

The glass

just hit the tree.

Wow.

I can't believe they landed on an owl with a graduate's cap.

Eating a Tootsie Pop.

Yeah, that's crazy.

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Banned from jury.

A woman juror who exercised her womanly right not to make up her mind has been banned forever from jury service.

Another wishy-washy dame ruined everything, which is her right.

This is why we can't have the women on the jury.

The Bronx can't even make up their fucking minds.

Exactly.

Her God-given right to not know what she wants at Maselli's when we go here every Friday for dinner.

You end up getting the pork chops every time, Gladys.

You don't give a shit what the specials are.

What are you doing?

I know what she's going to want.

She wants garlic bread with no garlic.

I tell her that's freaking freaking just toast and some freaking butter noodles.

You eat like you're a toddler.

The fuck.

Has the jury reached a verdict?

The woman's almost ready.

And for the lady, your decision?

I TV.

For your verdict.

I don't know.

Undecided.

Jesus Christ.

The ban was imposed yesterday by Superior Judge Alan Lynch after Miss Lucille.

Causy, Judge Lynch.

You know what I think it should be?

Let me guess, Judge Lynch.

After Miss Lucinda Binge, 63 of Los Angeles, apparently became miffed at having to speed up the night locked in a,

oh, sorry, they fucked this up.

Having to spend the night locked up in a, and then it's just gone.

So

they didn't finish the sentence.

But

they must have locked her up for the night.

So she thereupon wrote Judge Lynch a letter telling him she didn't like the way the case was being handled and declining to enter into further deliberations or cast her vote.

So she apparently, this is what must happen because this is a terribly written story.

It went to jury.

She refused to, she's like, she just kept going, I don't know, I don't know.

And like, well, you got to make a choice.

And then they fucking locked her up and she sent a letter to the judge going, I still like, I can't, based on the evidence.

Are you allowed to not make a choice, though?

They can lock you up.

Aren't you allowed to be like, I don't think so.

I don't know.

Aren't you allowed to do that?

I would think you

would think you would.

Because that's what a hung jury is.

Yeah, but that's, but does someone go to jail for a hung jury?

Well, sounds like some

1955 shit where you're like, make up your mind, Deborah.

It's like, my name's not Deborah.

I'm sorry.

Whatever it is.

That's my wife.

Enough back talk, Deb.

I mean, you got

a woman.

The judge probably doesn't have women on the jury in the first place.

She's like,

this is why we don't fucking do it.

She's distracting the men again.

Yeah.

I can't even believe they're women in the court.

What?

I mean, yeah.

So she got locked up and now, okay.

And now

the court ordered a mistrial.

So

she's a mistrial.

Yeah, basically it's a woman who was just like, yeah, there's not enough evidence.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Wow.

I wonder now.

Do we know what what the trial was for?

Do we even know what the trial was about?

Grand Theft.

So big theft.

They get probably stole.

I have to think of grand, they probably stole a plane or something like that.

Did the defendant.

Did the defendant get somebody on the jury?

You know what I mean?

I think

that's my mind.

I'm going to question every article we talk about.

That's what I like.

Yeah.

Everyone.

I don't think this is about this woman.

Doesn't sound true.

She had some vulnerabilities.

She had some vulnerabilities.

Her husband used to be this crooked cock out.

Cock.

Crooked cock.

A real crooked cock.

What a real crack.

A real crooked cock out of Chicago.

Yeah.

I was called.

They called him Captain Hook.

Yeah.

Crooked cock.

My dad was a crooked cock.

What does that mean?

He was a misshapen shaft.

Yeah, he was.

Oh, what did he do for work?

He was an electrician.

He was just a dong.

I don't know what to tell you.

My dad was an off-dong.

Why is smoking?

I don't know.

He can't smoke in here.

He had any lines.

Everything you describe just sounds like you're describing a penis and nothing.

How did he smoke?

He was just an off-cocky.

Okay.

It was hard.

All right.

You're never going to believe what my mom was.

I won't ask, but I know you're not saying anyway, because

I've been trying to get you to leave this diner for the last three hours now.

I don't want to know.

Okay, no need to go ahead and read the next headline.

I'm not going to interrupt you.

You're not?

No.

You're not going to say it?

Just move on with your little pain.

What are you, a coward?

Yeah, well, I'm fine.

I don't want to say it.

Yeah, it seems like you don't.

Just read

fall a canyoned vaned.

Is that like a French culinary cutting technique?

And I would like this vage canyon.

So this is a canyoned vage, these are candied walnuts, and a canyoned vage.

My niopas a bit different at this restaurant.

Canyoned vage.

I think I'll just have the garlic bread.

No garlic.

No candy and fanch here.

It sounds expensive.

Fall of Laughers Chair starts suit.

When Larry Levin guffawed at a nightclub comics jokes, his chair collapsed and hurt him, he alleged in a Superior Court suit.

Oh my God.

Fucking con artist.

Is he?

Yeah, total con artist.

Oh my god, huh, boom, the chair broke.

Ah,

I'm dead!

Yeah, I'm dead, I just died

sued nightclub operator Billy Gray for 22,000 damages.

He said he was given a defective chair on August 16th and received injuries to his arms, legs, head, back, and neck.

Wow, it's a really good thing.

He didn't get hurt.

It's all broke.

I mean, honestly.

Of all the things you don't use on a chair.

Yeah.

All not chair parts.

Not your ass.

It was my arms, my legs.

You know how you get a chair neck injury.

Sliced up my elbows.

From what?

They gave me a defective chair.

I got a shitty chair.

Now I can't see.

You gave me a defective chair on purpose, you greasy piece of shit.

I definitely, if I was the comedian that night, would talk about how I'm so funny.

I have guys breaking chairs.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

This would be a viral moment.

Yeah, exactly.

Instead, this guy's suing for his arm, neck, and leg injuries from a chair that broke.

Was he like just doing like a Chris Farley, early Chris Farley bid?

Yeah, because like otherwise, I mean, I've been in a chair that, like, where a leg gives out, you just fucking collapse over to the side, but this feels like some Tasmanian.

I mean, they even named it after the part that should get injured if it breaks.

They were like, there's legs.

They're not like the chair arms.

The chair neck.

My hands!

This chair.

My ear fell off.

Patrol freeways, January 1st, in Copter.

A helicopter will be used to detect traffic jams starting on January 1st.

The Los Angeles Police Department's Traffic Enforcement division announced this is how it started.

But they're fucking helicopters.

We could have just been like, no.

No helicopters.

Take your funding and give it to animal shelters.

Nah.

Nah.

We need things to really discourage poor people from getting together.

Big helicopters do a great job.

I remember when I was with my family in England once, they were all like, they saw a helicopter.

This is like three years ago.

And they were all like, oh my gosh, a helicopter.

And I was like,

I was like, there's one that loops around my house for two hours every week.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But that was, that was my favorite thing about moving out of the city of LA.

It was the helicopters are gone.

Oh, it's just you still see them, but it's not like.

Yeah.

I mean, it was that novel?

Like, it was truly like.

Yes.

It was like how I would, if I see a blimp, I'm like, ah, that's how they were

a helicopter.

Right.

Because

they're not used to a police state.

No.

It's just total oppression.

Well, now, but by the way, now, a little more common, I would imagine.

So they live in the middle of nowhere.

Probably.

But they live in the middle of nowhere.

But even then, I was like, when was the last time you all saw a hell?

I was like, that's crazy.

They're like, we're used to just being surveilled through CCTV.

Yeah.

Not helicopters in this guy.

Yeah.

Those are our helicopters.

Yeah.

Well, in England, they also have speed cameras, which I think we have here now.

But a while ago, it was like, there's signs that say speed camera ahead.

Yeah.

And people still get dinged.

And I'm like, how the fuck do you not?

Hey, idiot.

Yeah.

Just fucking slow down.

Yeah.

And speed off right after.

You have a minute to react.

So you're not going to try to challenge the camera?

Yeah.

No, my mother was like, if I see a sign

three times, I was like,

got you three times?

It's like driving.

If you could do it again, motherfucking camera.

How?

Yeah,

it's like the same thing as like backing up over those spikes in a parking lot when you're like,

it's gonna happen, you know, every time you do this.

Again, with this shit, oh, damn, damn, spikes got me again three times this week.

Haven't you always wanted to do that, though, just once?

Oh, hell yeah.

What, the spike?

Heck, yeah.

I remember when my buddy popped all four of his tires, and we were all like, oh, man.

And then we were all like, wait, all four?

Yeah.

He's like, yeah, I didn't realize.

We were like, it's pretty.

What did you think the first two

really went?

You're like, we could fucking fight through it.

Yeah.

It'll make the next two Invincible, like Mario.

Now it'll go down.

It'll be like a chariot.

Yeah.

Well, they learn.

Tires are like the Borg.

They adapt and learn.

Absolutely.

Thank you.

The helicopter will cruise over the freeways, analyze traffic buildups, and relay the information to headquarters, which in turn will be turned over to local radio stations to warn motorists of possible traffic attaps.

And then later they'll be just going through your yard going, there's a Kremlin around somewhere.

Wow.

This is 55.

This is when you're getting the first helicopter.

It's sad when you hear things like this.

You're like, ah.

Well, yeah, because it's all because of LA that police use helicopters.

And I guess this is truly like the beginning of it because the TV, it was then like after that, when they could start broadcasting from it, then they're like, We got something here.

No, I think that all the time.

I mean, I think there's, I think there was a podcast that like was a cops rewatch or something, but it's like, I really,

the culpability I feel for like being like, Cops is awesome.

Like, when I was 12, and I was like, oh man, and now you're just like, these poor drug addicts who were just like strung out, stressed out, needed help, and were like, get out from under that pool in the stranger's yard, you piece of shit.

They're like, yo, dude, he tackled the fuck up.

Oh, dude, look at that judo move.

That dude's glasses are in the tree.

It's all good, dude.

He had a knife, dude.

It's probably under those leaves.

I don't remember seeing that knife, but I guess they found it under some leaves over there.

Putting it in a Ziploc bag.

Yeah, Chief, right here.

There it is.

Right here, Chief.

Labeled already.

Classic drug addict.

Judo knife.

Judo drug knife, it was labeled.

I love that we have helicopters, but if you talk to anybody in LA, they're like, yeah, no, there was a crime, and I called the the cops, and they just didn't come for an hour.

Yeah, that's right.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

For what?

Yeah, exactly.

Be off bomb killer

hunt spans nation.

Buy off, be off, B-I-O-F-F.

Buy off, be off.

Sure.

Sure, be off.

A nationwide quiz of hoodlums went underway today.

All right, boys.

These questions are going to get progressively harder and harder.

Boom,

What's the capital of North Dakota?

Fuck.

Bismarck.

What's the national board game of India?

In search of...

for the bomb slayer of pudgy Willie Bioff, a retired filmland racketeer credited with talking

a few of his pals into jail.

Okay, so he squealed.

Okay, and he's pudgy.

And he's pudgy.

Apparently, that is sticking that.

He's a little heavy.

We're not going to call him fat, but the guy's thick.

A real fat fuck.

Yeah.

Look, the important part of this story is this guy needs to fucking lose weight.

Yeah, exactly.

Fat fuck be off is what we used to call him, and he got really upset, so he downgraded to pudgy.

Yeah, he stopped drinking, you know?

He was so big a helicopter could locate him.

Buy off 55 was killed when his pickup truck was blown apart as he was starting it at home in northeast Phoenix.

Why call him pudgy now that he's dead?

Why let him die non-pudgy?

Why are they well?

Because people, because if you say just

breoff, people will be like, is it the fat one or the skinny one?

Like, people want to know.

Right.

Yeah.

Okay.

He'd been living in Phoenix for about six years under an assumed name with his wife.

His daddy.

His His wife who set up the explosion.

He didn't have an enemy in the world.

He was

having the witness protection program.

What are you talking about?

Well, aside from the fellas that knew him had no enemies.

Yeah.

All the guys he squealed on.

Other than that, he was loved.

He was fine.

People loved Fudgy.

People

Fudgy.

He went by Fudgy.

Fudgy.

So great if you ended up if you were in charge of witness relocation, just coming up with a gag one before you give them the real one?

Your name is Fudgy Brownie and you're a roller skate repair man.

Oh, but that's really?

Yeah, so your name, you go by Brownie, but your friends call you Fudgy.

And everything, you mainly, the front of the roller skate where the brake is, you're really into fixing those.

All right?

And we're going to give you a lizard you always have on your shoulder.

You like Hawaiian shirts?

You like Hawaiian shirts, and they're always pretty open.

And you hang out at a shell gas station, always asking if people need any help.

I mean, he's kind of pudgy.

He's not.

You can see him?

Yeah,

I just pulled him a picture of him.

It's the crime scene photo.

I mean, he's

English.

Oh, no.

So wait till we get to this.

So there's no, okay.

Bayoff was killed.

He's 55 when his pickup truck was blown apart.

Ralph, oh, sorry, Lieutenant Ralph Edmondson in charge of the investigation said, Phoenix authorities have very little to go on.

We are not too well acquainted with the man or his acquaintances, but we're going to take time to get acquainted.

He said,

is he getting paid by the acquaintance?

It was like a joke.

Someone was like, fake hits the acquaintance four times in your quote about his death.

Fuck.

He's like, all right, if I do, you give me an egg cream.

You got it.

Watch this.

Thanks, everyone, for acquainting today.

Before I get you further acquainted on the facts of the case,

let me just say that the acquaintance here has been acquainted a number of times before,

and none of us are going to make the acquaintance of the judge unless, of course, the court of law acquaintances us.

God damn it, I owe him.

Damn it.

Yeah, he goes.

Hey, what was his middle name again?

Josh.

Oh, sorry.

The blast mutilated Bayoff's body and threw wreckage over a radius of several hundred feet.

It tore a hole in the roof of the garage, shot two chunks of metal into the wall

of a home about 100 feet away, and shattered windows in several houses.

Bayoff's body was blown about 15 feet from the garage.

His right leg and right hand were black.

I've been torn 15 feet from the garage before.

His right leg and right hand were torn off.

Small parts of the body were found on the garage roof.

We get it.

He blew up

the beach.

Buddy.

His finger was found.

Thank you.

One eye was in a tree.

Bayoff, who once told the grand jury in New York that he had received more than a million dollars from film producers as a front man for an underworld syndicate, got his start in labor in 1932.

When he became a chauffeur for the late Mike Galvin, head of the AFL Teamsters.

Wow.

So he's, yeah, this is when the, yeah, the Teamsters were all mobbed up.

Yeah.

He went to Hollywood in 1936 as a special representative of George Brown, president of the International Alliance of Theatrical and Stage.

I love when they like name-drop back then, and you're like, yeah, we don't know who the fuck this is.

Yeah, yeah, right.

Prestigious George Brown, we're all very familiar with.

Fuck you.

Obviously.

In Hollywood, Bayoff gained virtual control of the movie industry union, which had a membership of about 46,000.

In November 1941, Bayoff and Brown were convicted of extorting $550,000 from movie studios.

Bayoff was sentenced to 10 years, Brown to eight, both obtained the release in 1944.

The release reportedly came after they gave testimony to the conviction of several other racketeers.

Threats of of violence and strikes were used against the movie studios to extort money.

So he's a mobster who squealed.

You're going to die.

You're going to get blown up.

I'm going to get blown up.

What do you think?

Yeah.

I wish there was something else.

This is the one, sir.

Like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

You get blown up.

Dude,

your mobster got blown up in his truck, and your right leg and your right hand got blown off, of course.

Yeah, he fell out of a chair, to be fair.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Fell out of a chair.

Parts of me were on the roof.

That's how bad this chair was.

Your chip breaks, you explode.

Come on.

You wouldn't believe it, Your Honor.

You wouldn't believe it.

Torso's fine.

From belly button to knee, unharmed.

Boyoff was quoted as saying in court once, those producers will do anything I tell them to do anytime I want them to.

Okay, this is great.

Boyoff's testimony after his conviction brought indictments against Frank the Enforcer Niddy.

Oh,

A Capone gang lieutenant who committed suicide the day he was indicted.

I'm afraid he did.

Yeah, right.

Frank the English.

He shot himself in the back of the head with a shotgun.

Very skilled.

Very skilled.

It was.

How did he even?

Yeah, dude.

Because for the game, for the love of the game, he wanted to go out in a way that people said.

On his knees.

Always a showboat.

He was behind his head.

He got in the back of his own head.

Showboating again.

Showboating, son of a bitch.

Yeah, Billy the yoga.

Charles Cherry Nose Geoe.

Oh, yes.

That's a good one.

Cherry nose.

Yes, we get it.

You're an alcoholic.

We understand.

Yeah, he had a cat nose.

Slain last year.

Also, Louis Little New York Campania.

Why the fuck is that one?

Little New York Campaign.

He must have been from Little New York.

Yeah, I made a little model out of it.

I'm from Maryland.

People really don't respect the craft of miniatures.

Yeah, people don't understand.

I put the whole city in a bottle.

That's what I'm saying.

This is actually going to be the future of filmmaking.

You can do things.

It looks like it's to scale in a camera.

All right, relax over there, okay?

I'm just saying.

All right.

Did they just kill him because all he would talk about is miniatures all the time?

Shut the fuck up.

Shut the fuck up, Little New York.

You won't need to see it.

You just wait and see.

You wait and see.

You could create whole worlds that don't even exist for a tenth of the cost.

Enough, enough.

I'm just saying.

Enough.

Imagine Middle-earth.

You know, a total of the world.

We'll go to Middle Earth and shoot it.

Yo, we'll figure out how to get it.

How could you even get scales that capture such the greatest?

I don't know.

We don't know.

All right.

I'm just saying.

Stop saying.

You little tiny towns.

So are we going to kill these Irish pricks or what?

Yeah.

We'll save ourselves millions.

Enough.

I'm just saying.

Stop.

People would.

They wouldn't believe what you were calling.

They will be able to tell that they're just tiny.

The camera will make it seem so small.

No, they won't.

If you give it enough detail.

And you used to do too much detail.

I'm just saying, there's a thing called tilt shift photography.

Oh, take it

enough, enough.

It makes things you wouldn't believe.

It can make the real thing look so.

Enough.

We don't want to.

We just don't want to do it.

All right.

All right.

Give me that spike bat.

I'll go kill these.

Here we go.

I'll go kill these nursing mothers.

All right.

Hey, Lil New York, thank God.

Get back to basics.

Here we go.

After the opening phase of their investigation, Phoenix Sheriff's officers said they had little but the smell to go on and trying to establish what type of explosive was used.

Oh.

For a second, I was like, Yeah, you forgot.

I put it too.

Yeah.

Sheriff Dog?

Let's get the nose in here.

Yeah.

Yeah, it was a bomb.

It was a bomb for sure.

Okay, boys.

It smells like strawberries.

No, but what kind of explosive?

That's what we're trying to figure out.

I think it was a strawberry bomb.

What's

the dessert?

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm hungry now.

What the fuck?

He sucks at his job.

The reason was, they said, was the tremendous force of the blast.

Mrs.

Bayoff, a slight gray-haired.

What a genius.

It was a big blast.

It was huge.

That's that's why he's up part of him's up in the roof that is uh what we're thinking this was a big one pretty big if i'd have to say so uh we'll kick that no further questions i don't think that's your line

to himself i don't know i just know a few of the phrases sorry i just it's my first press conference i did find them not guilty

miss by off a slight

Miss Bayoff, a slight gray-haired woman, said after the explosion that her husband would have had no reason to commit suicide.

He has got a lot, he has got a lot out of life.

He was so good at fine.

Oh, wow.

The worst journalists ever.

So, do you think this was a suicide?

Him blowing himself violently the fuck up while I'm in the house.

A lot of people are going by bomb.

Yeah.

A lot of people are.

It's called Wiley Coyoteing.

Yeah.

Do you think this was a suicide?

This is a fucking incredible journalist question.

So a lot of us think, I'm hearing murmurs of suicide.

What about this?

You know,

I guess, I mean, technically, he died alone.

So I guess that could be a suicide.

Yeah, it's probably.

It was a classic bomb aside.

It happened to me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This guy definitely did suicide.

Bomb squad.

Suicide squad, whatever.

It is, whatever.

He killed himself in a bomb.

Anyway, we're going to go get spaghetti.

Music with menu.

did you just let a cat out miles no i i'm recording in a fucking closet with no ventilation so i had to had to allow for some airflow in here before it started to smell like a guy who died by bomb suicide

that'd be the best way to die in 2025 death by closet podcasting

what happened to him he was

he died doing what he loves doing patreon hearing himself talk hearing himself talk yeah the zoom call ended hours ago and he kept talking.

The room filled up with carbon dioxide and he died of carbon dioxide poisoning.

The post office may replace the corner drugstore as a hep cat haven this Sunday and passenger.

Dude, it's so true.

Have you ever last time you went to the post office and didn't leave quick?

Come on.

The vibe in there is electric.

Yep.

Hepcat haven.

The day that rhythmic music will be introduced for the sake of employee employee efficiency and morale.

All right.

The music system has been purchased by employees.

It got to be employers, right?

I mean, I don't know.

Through their, oh no, through their welfare and recreation fund and is the first such program in the Southland.

Whether the beat would be Dixieland, Bop, or Rock and Roll, the Postmaster wouldn't say.

Wow, what a fucking time.

So that's a story about that they're going to put music, that they're going to play music in the the post office.

Yeah.

Right.

But also like,

like,

isn't that like

coded for black music, rhythmic music?

Yeah, I think so.

Yeah.

I think so.

So they're like, yeah, you can be rhythmic music.

Yeah.

I think the headline was just like, yo, the black people at the post office got a boombox.

That's the headline.

Rhythmic.

Rhythmic.

That's what.

That's what, like, rhythm and blue.

You know what I mean?

Like, that's, it's just like, like, when I really just, I'm like, oh, so they're going to get to listen to music now when they work.

Right, because that's cool.

Pasadena patting themselves on the back for being like the most racist part of LA historically.

He's been like, and we let them have a rhythmic music system

while they sorted our clan now.

We're not sure, but some of these employees are enjoying rhythmics.

Quite happy.

They're able to execute their tasks with great efficiency and joy.

Despite a quite difficult private life outside of these walls.

They clap along to the beat.

Give the post office fucking music.

I mean, every time, honestly, you walk in there, you're like, I honestly, I don't know if there's a place where I walk in and feel more empathy for the workers more than when I walk into the post office.

And I'm just like, sweet mother of God.

Yeah.

Every moment is them like, did you go back there and fill out the form?

No.

No.

Why don't you go back there, fill it out when you have it?

Come back up.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

Sorry, you want to send these like damp towels right now?

Now, can I hand them to you with money?

No.

Please go there.

Please go this 2000.

Okay.

you gotta fill out a label and then grab a box from the wall and then I'll charge you just bring it to my friend

please

what is this is this like oil yes olive oil yes these are oily boxes please go do this to my friend now

hurry he needed he near Wednesday to Wednesday hurry

okay

they're the most patient motherfuckers I always think so

yeah yeah they are

they are just like, uh-huh.

Okay, so.

A box.

Do you know the address?

No.

No.

You have it?

Do you know him?

Reginald.

Okay, yeah.

Can I send this meat?

You can.

So, will you guys cook this bacon and then mail it to me?

I need it like, I need it like, I don't know, tonight.

I need it by this morning, which already passed.

So

I'm kind of mad at you guys already.

We're starting up on the wrong foot.

Welsh people to gather for traditional sing.

Oh, fuck.

Here we go, Reynolds.

Here we go.

The Welsh people of Southern California, which is you, motherfucker.

They wait to come out until night, trust me.

The Welsh people of Southern California will gather for their traditional hymn sing,

Grimanfaganu.

Sunday, November 13th at the Welsh Presbyterian Church in Los Angeles.

Oh, man.

J.A.

Brees, formerly from Wisconsin and now residing in Woodland Hills, will direct the singing.

He is well known among the Welsh people of this country as a director of

Welsh hymns, having appeared in that capacity at two national conventions.

What?

What in the fuck is this?

What is this?

This is you.

This is good.

But this is.

It's not good.

Yeah.

You performed at two national conventions.

Welsh people.

Yeah.

Welsh people are going to get together and sing.

That's all that's happening.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Love a song, the Welsh.

Yo, we love a song.

And yeah, we've created our own language that nobody really cares for.

Gemanfana Ganu.

Gramanfana Ganu.

Yeah.

It's great.

Is that what it is?

Gramanafana?

No, it's Jin.

There's no R.

Yeah, no, but a lot of times the R's are not not in the words in Welsh.

What are you guys doing?

What are you guys doing?

Not much.

What are you up to?

Was it that show?

Do you remember that show, Dirty Sanchez, that was on MTV?

It was basically the Welsh jackass.

And it was these three Welsh guys, and they were absolute animals.

And it was worse.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, jackass was like, Jesus Christ.

They're like, we're going to eat each other's poop.

You're like, yeah, exactly.

It's like, smash me.

Yeah, they're just like smashing their balls with like two by fours and like, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

And you're like, holy shit.

Actually, no.

Do fall.

Hey, but you know, Welsh national anthem, though.

That's a good national anthem.

I don't even know it.

It's like one of the, I'm, well, I, I like, I'm like a really, I'm into music, and it's one of the few national anthems where people...

No, no, this is not very rhythmic.

This is quite, this is white, I would say.

Coral, coral or in, not very rhythmic.

Rhythmic rap, it's pretty

something that sounds like the N-word.

It's just Welsh, though, just so you know.

I don't want to get the wrong impression off top, but it's like one of the few national anthems where kids are taught to harmonize in school.

So, like, when it's performed in public, you'll get like harmonized, like a harmonized performance.

That's pretty cool.

Yeah, yeah, that's a good component.

Yeah, anyway.

Love the harmony.

Yeah, we don't have that.

No, here we don't even fucking know the words.

And we left out half the verses because they were like pro-slavery.

I sang for a

video, I sang the national anthem at a minor league, like a triple-A baseball league game, and I really did not practice it because I was like, oh, you know it.

And I fucked it up a little bit.

There was this guy on the other team that kept saying, I shit all over the American flag.

Like, he wouldn't stop.

He was just like, you shit all.

You like shitting on the flag?

I was like, buddy, it's getting pretty intense.

Can you just let it go for a second?

Yeah.

Also, like, aren't you Dominican, bro?

Yeah.

Either way, man.

I take it seriously.

I take it seriously.

I take it seriously.

I take it seriously.

Wait, just wait, like in the middle of the game, like looking at you and like, you shit all over the flag.

Like, I was like kind of all over the field for bullshit.

And yeah, every time I was near him, he was like, you hate America, huh?

I was like, all right, you're right.

Jesus Christ.

Yeah,

let's go.

Yeah, man, I do.

My dad was the guy in the hot air balloon on 9-11.

All right.

You think I give a fuck?

You suck on that, bro.

Fucking throw your little ball.

Hot air balloon hijack.

Well, I'm just happy that guy's on a shitty minor league team and we'll never get out of it.

Yeah, that's true.

His name, Mike Trout.

Yeah.

Wow.

You got one more, Dave?

Yeah.

I can do a small one here.

Oh, okay.

A wee one.

Shootaya.

Shutaya unit presents pupils tiny wit watches.

All right.

Well, thanks for joining us, Miles.

Oh, go ahead.

It's not watches because

the first sentence says, and this is in Pacoima, tiny witches dressed as traditional black garb.

Tiny witches dressed in

traditional black garb.

We're presenting.

We don't need to hire real witches.

We can just use these tiny

tiny ones.

We're presented to the class at Leroy Lauman School for Handicapped Children as a recent project of the Chittuya Campfire Group.

Wow.

It was the girls' way of celebrating Halloween and taking another step toward the achievement of the trail seekers rank.

Wow.

Okay.

Well,

well, for some reason, the...

Can you imagine today if

witches were going to a school?

Tiny witches.

Tiny witches?

What is that?

Did you say it was a school for the handicapped?

Yeah,

some girls went to a school for the handicapped and they gave them tiny witches.

What's the problem?

They gave them tiny witches or tiny witches at the handicapped school were performing.

No, it says

tiny witches dressed in traditional black garb were presented to the classes.

Tiny witches.

Why are they tiny?

Are they like little people?

I think that they gave them little witch dolls.

Oh.

Oh,

like a toy.

Yeah.

They're like, get in here, tiny witches.

We're picturing the exact same thing with you.

Yeah, they're like

coming in.

They're like, what the fuck is that?

Should this be happening?

Yeah.

They're like, we're the tiny witches, please.

They have our passports.

The best part of this is that they fucked up the headline.

It says they present tiny watches.

Tiny watches.

That was how they were sold and then these little witches walked in.

Yeah.

There's been a really funny era.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's like the original like Wayfair human trafficking conspiracy.

Oh, a couple tiny watches, eh?

How many you want, fella?

That's like five.

Whoa.

Okay.

Coming right up.

Like, who the fuck is that?

Well, Miles, thank you so much for joining us.

Yeah, man.

Where can people follow you?

Are you Miles of Gray?

Miles of Gray everywhere.

Fucking everywhere.

Fine.

Yeah.

G-R-A-Y.

Truly so fucking funny.

Daily Zeitgeist,

420-day fiancé.

Yeah.

Say it like you mean it.

Hi.

Talk about 90-day.

The show for geniuses.

Well, thank you so much, man.

Thanks for being here.

Thanks so much for having me.

Always a pleasure and honor.

Yeah.

I'd love to be love to come back.

No, you're not allowed.

No, we don't.

No.

No, I'll beg.

I'll beg, man.

I don't got a lot going on right now.

You get a fucking comeback.

You can come back each time your house burns down.

Okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Deal.

Deal.

That's tough.

That's a tough booking.

But by the way,

entertainment's going on.

Depends on how bad I want it.

Depends on how bad I want it.

You know, it's going to be a hard explanation to my wife and child, but I think they'll understand.

What am I?

They're like, the last time we talked about tiny witches, It was great.

What are you doing?

Good show.

We lost our wedding albums.

All right.

You print them again.

They're all online.

I was on freaking pastimes.

Wake up.

I've never heard of the dancing media.

All right, you know the dollop?

Yeah.

No?

Fuck.

What the fuck?

Why'd I burn the house down?

I don't know.

He might have been joking.

All right, bud.

Thank you, Miles.

Thank you, man.

Some of these days,

you'll miss me, honey.

Some of these days.

Hey, dollop fans.

I know you love the dollop.

You love listening to the dollop.

Do you want to watch the dollop?

You're like, Gareth, what are you talking about?

By the way, it's not Gary, it's Gareth.

Well, we have partnered with Lakeside Animation, and we are starting to animate some of our episodes.

So if you want to go watch a five-parter animation, which is actually like a 22-minute episode or 30-minute episode, I can't remember, of The Rube, you can go to Lakeside Animation on YouTube and watch a really awesome animation of The Rube.

It really genuinely kicks ass, and we're very proud of it.

And the more you share it, the more you give it to people, the more you follow Lakeside, all that stuff, the better chance we have of making a lot more of them.

We're already making a second one, so go there and watch The Rube.

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