127 - The Past Times with Miles Gray

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Speaker 38 All right, everybody, welcome to the Pastimes podcast.

Speaker 38 Each week we go through an old newspaper from a random date in history picked out by Dave Anthony.

Speaker 38 I'm Gareth Reynolds and I've never seen it before and neither is our guest this week, the great Miles Gray. Hello, Miles.
Thank you for taking it. Hello.
Thank you so much for having me.

Speaker 38 I'm so, like I said before, I said I'm looking forward to it. You said I shouldn't be.
Yeah. But I am.
I am. I just, I love love old newspapers.
I love old news.

Speaker 38 I'll tell you, I don't know if you know this. That's what this show is.
Yeah. Okay, that's what I fucking thought.
Okay, I didn't know. I wasn't sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay, cool.

Speaker 38 I thought it was like a Fast Times at Ridgemont High rewatch podcast where you just kind of added my favorite. Those are my favorite ones where you're like, hey, yeah, it was pretty good.
Yeah, dude.

Speaker 38 Yeah, I agree. Spiccoli, dude.
Classic, dude. Classic.

Speaker 38 Yeah, it's weird for sure. I don't think that aged great either.

Speaker 38 Well, Miles,

Speaker 38 you're fucking hysterical. You have a couple of shows.

Speaker 38 The Daily Zeitgeist, which I've been on a couple times, which is great. Dave, have you ever done it? Yeah, both of you.
Yeah.

Speaker 38 You weren't together last time.

Speaker 38 And then your other show is called.

Speaker 38 420-day fiancé. And what exactly happens there? That's for people who like 90-day fiancé, but are also

Speaker 38 high. What a current.
So that's kind of the thing.

Speaker 38 It's a circle, it's actually just a certain one circle. It's not a Venn diagram.

Speaker 39 I mean, it's fascinating because it's clear that someone high came up with that idea.

Speaker 38 Oh, yeah, oh, yeah,

Speaker 38 oh, dude, Dave, the way I saw, I had like a fucking flashback sequence. I'm like, this is where my life's gonna change because I just thought of this shit, dude.

Speaker 38 420-day fiancé, dude, for an audience of a thousand.

Speaker 38 I love them, though. I love them.
We love each other. Oh, fuck.

Speaker 38 Well, Miles, we're going to guess what year this paper could be from. Yeah.

Speaker 38 You'll guess, you'll be right. I'll guess.
I might be closer. I'll still be wrong.
Dave has issues with his father. He thinks I killed his father.
He didn't kill his father.

Speaker 38 I actually loved his father.

Speaker 39 You killed him. Loved him, but he said it.
No, I didn't. You said you killed my father.

Speaker 38 You've said it out loud. You talked about how he looked at his last moments.

Speaker 38 Okay, that's totally different.

Speaker 39 Gareth, that is a confession.

Speaker 38 It's not a confession. It's totally different.

Speaker 39 And by the way, you've straight up said, I killed your father.

Speaker 38 Oh, one to two times. All right.
So, today. Well, this paper could be from, it could be from the 1600s.
It won't be.

Speaker 38 I would say favor 18, 1900s, but you can guess, and there's no prize. But,

Speaker 38 I mean,

Speaker 38 every time it's like old-timey shit, I just love the shit that was news back then. Um, that's gonna happen.

Speaker 38 But yeah, I know, uh, but part of me is also hoping for something, I don't know, maybe a little mod. Let's just go for a fucking 1963.
Ooh,

Speaker 38 wow, interesting. Wow.

Speaker 38 All right, I'm gonna, I'm gonna fight you, and I'm gonna go,

Speaker 38 I'm gonna go far back. I'm gonna go 1871.
Gareth is wrong. What year is that asshole?

Speaker 39 It's 1955.

Speaker 38 Holy shit.

Speaker 38 Oh.

Speaker 38 Oh, my God.

Speaker 38 Dave's dead. I did it, kind of.
Wow, that's crazy. What? No, I'm saying that's crazy.
That's a turn of phrase.

Speaker 39 No, you said something before that.

Speaker 38 It was very...

Speaker 38 I'm saying Miles earned that fully. Right.
And then after that, you said Dave's...

Speaker 38 Dave's. Yeah, Dave, by the...
By the hand of me, Dave's father's gone. Go ahead.
I can't.

Speaker 39 I just can't with you. I can't.

Speaker 38 That old 50s saying just can't. Yeah, I'm talking in the vernacular of the 50s yeah you got a peck of marbros rolled up in your sleeve dad sure got strangled by your co-host

Speaker 38 this guy's our regular gareth strangling dave's dad over here

Speaker 38 he's an old open eyes go ahead dave it is november 5th 1955 the valley times north hollywood california oh yeah baby now nearing election day right

Speaker 38 I was trying. Well,

Speaker 39 when is election day? Gareth, when is election day every year?

Speaker 38 Every year, November 7th.

Speaker 38 It's not a fixed date.

Speaker 39 It's not a fixed date.

Speaker 38 It's not a date in the day. Then why come to force me to say it? Your dad gone.

Speaker 39 It's the first

Speaker 38 voting day of November.

Speaker 39 Close.

Speaker 38 Excellent.

Speaker 39 The first

Speaker 38 of the month. Tuesday.
The first day

Speaker 38 of every.

Speaker 39 And why do we

Speaker 38 have the moon?

Speaker 39 Why do we have it as the first Tuesday every month?

Speaker 38 Because that's when our cycles sink.

Speaker 39 Yes,

Speaker 38 that's correct. That's what it is.
Our menstrual cycles all sink. I figured it out.

Speaker 38 Hey,

Speaker 38 why do they call it menstrual? It should be called Wool Menstrual. Go ahead, Dave.
Thank you.

Speaker 39 It's because that on a Tuesday, everyone's at work and the workers can't vote as easy as the rich people. That's why it's on a Tuesday.

Speaker 38 Here we go. See, Miles, it'll become a political show.
I don't know.

Speaker 38 That's fine. That's fine.

Speaker 39 Oh, this guy, Miles is super right-wing now.

Speaker 38 Yeah.

Speaker 39 After

Speaker 39 the past six months.

Speaker 38 Yeah, dude.

Speaker 38 I'm chasing the money, man.

Speaker 38 You know, let's be real here.

Speaker 38 They are love.

Speaker 38 You know how many excuses I give them being biracial? Oh my God.

Speaker 38 Their fucking dream

Speaker 38 can trash the Japanese and the blacks. Oh, man.
This guy's awesome. They're like, oh, my God.
Fucking, we thought we lucked out with Candace. Where's my black Japanese? There he is.
There he is.

Speaker 38 There he is.

Speaker 38 Wearing a MAGA kimono and shit.

Speaker 38 A MAGA kimono.

Speaker 38 Has to happen.

Speaker 39 It's a MAGA kimono with a black power fist on it, right?

Speaker 38 Exactly, yeah, yeah. Right.
Yeah, exactly. Kimono.

Speaker 38 With a MAGA Afro pick, too. That's what it is.

Speaker 38 This guy, fuck, he's killing me.

Speaker 38 I want to wear that. And I could.
If I just went there, they'd be like, that's fine. Yeah, yeah.
They're like, oh, are you the Blazian MAGA guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 38 Love that. Love that.
Sure.

Speaker 38 You know, you could have done the blackface. He said it's okay if we do.
I sweated it off.

Speaker 38 Oh, right, right, right.

Speaker 38 All right.

Speaker 39 Hold former Marine in Judo flip death.

Speaker 38 What?

Speaker 39 Hold former Marine in Judo flip death.

Speaker 38 Is that a.

Speaker 39 I mean, this is.

Speaker 38 Hold. Say it again.
Hold.

Speaker 38 Hold.

Speaker 39 Hold.

Speaker 39 I guess he's being held. It probably should say held.

Speaker 38 Okay.

Speaker 39 Hold former Marine in judo flip death.

Speaker 38 Okay, so so the Marine committed a judo flip death.

Speaker 39 As, yes, this is a great headline. This is what

Speaker 39 all Hollywood headlines should be.

Speaker 38 Right. Yeah, yeah, right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right.

Speaker 38 So is this like a con air type thing?

Speaker 39 Yeah.

Speaker 39 We'll find out.

Speaker 38 Yeah, I could be. A bit rogan-y.

Speaker 39 The son of a heroic Chicago policeman was jailed today on suspicious suspicion of murdering a 43-year-old Topanga Canyon aircraft worker when he flipped the man through the air with a judo hold.

Speaker 38 What? That's not illegal.

Speaker 38 I think so.

Speaker 39 If you know judo, you can just flip people wherever you are.

Speaker 38 I was doing that in sixth grade. Yeah, I think it was a good thing.
Yeah, right? I think it's okay.

Speaker 38 Yeah. Just flip them in the air.
Wait, that sentence is actually so racist because it doesn't even understand judo when it's like, flip them in the air with a judo hold.

Speaker 38 It's like if you're holding someone, they're not flying in the air. You're fucking holding them.

Speaker 38 They're like, you know, one of them judo holds you.

Speaker 38 You know. Yeah.

Speaker 38 I don't know.

Speaker 39 James Baker, 33, who lives with his wife and son in Wildwood Camp

Speaker 39 off the Pacific Coast Highway.

Speaker 38 Yeah. I got my kayaking merit bracelet.

Speaker 38 Wildwood Camp. Yeah, Wildwood Camp.

Speaker 39 It's a resort area four miles off the Pacific Coast Highway in Topanga Canyon.

Speaker 38 Oh, so he's one of those resort judo guys.

Speaker 39 He's a fucking hippie. He's a Topanga Canyon hippie.

Speaker 38 Judo hippie?

Speaker 39 Judo hippie. Judo hippies were a thing.

Speaker 38 I don't know. Oh, so he's...
Okay, so the judo hippie is the son of a cop. Yes.
Yes. And he's the flipper who did the murder.
Yeah, he's the whole flipper who murdered. Or manslaughter.
I mean,

Speaker 38 why is he on trial, honestly? Yes. For flipping a guy in the air with a judo hold? That's what I was saying.
I think it's legal.

Speaker 39 All I've heard so far is a guy did nothing wrong and he's in jail. That's what I've heard.

Speaker 38 Yep. Yeah.

Speaker 38 Did the guy die? It just sounded like he flipped a guy in the air. I think he killed him.

Speaker 38 Yeah.

Speaker 39 The guy probably had a soft head or something.

Speaker 39 Exactly.

Speaker 38 It's got to suck when you pull off a judo move properly and then you've just ended a life. Right, right.

Speaker 38 Yeah. That reminds me of like when like fourth grade, I remember like juggling a soccer ball and then kicking it so hard and it fucking hit a teacher's windshield in the parking lot.

Speaker 38 And like, I got in so much trouble. It was like, it did?

Speaker 38 I think it caused a small crack in it, and everyone was like, oh, fuck. I like, I went from hero to zero so quick.
That is my judo.

Speaker 38 This was a, it was a half-cracked open Cabriolet window. So it was.
It was a crack open. Okay.
Yeah, yeah. So it had a little bit of gift.
You know what I mean? It was a saltier, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 38 And part of me was like, is that even a car? What are we doing?

Speaker 38 Oh, the luck.

Speaker 39 So

Speaker 39 an autopsy is scheduled on Edward Bollinger

Speaker 39 of 424 Topanga Canyon Road, who was found sprawled with a broken neck in the road.

Speaker 38 Jesus.

Speaker 38 Road flipped him. Yeah.

Speaker 39 You're a former Marine Judo instructor. Well, there you go.
He's not just a judo guy. He's an instructor.
Why would you fuck with a judo instructor?

Speaker 38 You don't know that. Exactly.
at a resort.

Speaker 39 Yeah, yes, you do. You can, because of the

Speaker 39 Google glasses you have on above them, it says judo instructor.

Speaker 38 Dave, come on, now you're being racist.

Speaker 38 They were teaching judo to them. Wow, I mean, I guess that makes sense.
They're like, look, bro,

Speaker 38 we took a lot from the Japanese, man. We brought this new thing back, too, called Judo.
They definitely were like, we invented something called judo.

Speaker 38 We did this.

Speaker 39 It's an old Celtic hand-to-hand combat thing.

Speaker 38 In exchange, yeah, MacArthur gave them beef.

Speaker 38 And now, ironically, it's better than ours, this wag you crap.

Speaker 39 Baker, a former Marine Judo instructor and son of James Henry Baker, a Chicago police officer slain in a 1922 battle with

Speaker 39 two of gangster Roger Tahui's thugs, said Bollinger attacked him with a six-inch hunting knife during a quarrel over the man's mongrel dog, Candy.

Speaker 38 Wow. Is that a bone?

Speaker 38 Or the dog's name is Candy.

Speaker 39 That's the dog's name, but a bone would also be great.

Speaker 38 Wow.

Speaker 38 There's a lot

Speaker 39 there.

Speaker 38 A lot.

Speaker 39 Judo Instructor has a cop dad who was killed in a gangster shootout.

Speaker 38 Man with mongrel dog named Candy, which is quite an offset. And a bowie knife.
And a bowie knife, knife, which you need. If your dog's named Candy, you should be walking around with a knife.

Speaker 38 Yeah, especially if that dog is a mongrel. Yeah, if it's a mongrel.

Speaker 38 Do we not say

Speaker 38 how come we don't do we don't say mongrel anymore? Is that like a problem? Is it a bad term? Yeah. I think it just means.
Hey, Jamie. Jamie, can you pull it up? Hey, Jamie, can I say mongrel?

Speaker 38 Can I say mongrel? Or should I just use the R word again?

Speaker 39 Now we just use mutt. Because I think mongrel sounds like aggressive, you know? Yeah.

Speaker 38 Honestly, I feel like we're...

Speaker 38 I feel like everything like this, whatever, I'm like, it's racist, isn't it? Yeah, it's like, it is racist, isn't it? It's going to be like, that's a Jamaican. I'll be like, oh, God.
Oh, man. Damn it.

Speaker 38 Damn.

Speaker 38 Every time, why do I only think up with the Jamaican ones?

Speaker 38 I don't know why. I'm so Jamaican racist.

Speaker 38 What is it with me?

Speaker 38 Ever since I saw Cool Runnings.

Speaker 39 I bet they used mutt to describe it in a nice way and mongrel to make it sound bad. That's what I'm betting.

Speaker 38 But what is...

Speaker 39 It's the same thing. It just means cross-bred or mixed breed dog.

Speaker 39 But also,

Speaker 39 we used it with people too, so that's probably why it's gone. It's got to be it.

Speaker 38 I knew it was going to be something. Yeah, because even the Wikipedia is not really giving me a good answer here.
Anyway, the Wikipedia loves its race, though. Damn you, mongrel candy dog.
Yeah.

Speaker 38 Damn you. Yeah.
Well, so do you think that his dad actually got killed in a shootout or he just owed the mob money and they just killed him? I hope that's not. He died valiantly in a shootout.

Speaker 38 He's like, he was a degenerate gambler.

Speaker 38 My father saved 30 people. My dad was in 9-11.
Oh, wow.

Speaker 38 He was in 9-11 and he stopped like three pounds of fentanyl from getting on there. He saved a third plane and my dad swatted it off.

Speaker 38 made a fentanyl.

Speaker 39 There was a third plane. There were actually four planes.

Speaker 38 Yeah.

Speaker 39 So.

Speaker 38 There was actually, did you know about the sixth?

Speaker 38 Oh.

Speaker 38 What was that one? There was also a hot air balloon. Have you guys heard about this one? I have not.
Oh, yeah. There was a hot air balloon.
Yeah, Santa Fe, New Mexico.

Speaker 38 9-11, 2001.

Speaker 38 The whole New York wing of this story really blew out the hot air balloon in New Mexico. You guys, it's a classic misdirection.
You saw Die Hard with a Vengeance?

Speaker 38 I mean, imagine the guy in Albuquerque. He was just like, Give me the hot air balloon.
Oh, no. Wait, I think we're okay, actually.

Speaker 38 I don't think we should be so worried. How fast can I land this thing?

Speaker 38 He's just lost.

Speaker 38 Fuck. Socks on power lines.
Just gets really scared because the wind blows him too far.

Speaker 38 What did I do?

Speaker 38 You idiot. You knew this wasn't going to go right.

Speaker 38 Somebody's going through a manual. This does not apply at all.

Speaker 38 The plan is crazy. Why don't they say I'll do the balloon?

Speaker 38 Way too avant-garde with this one. Jesus Christ.

Speaker 39 Sergeants Wilkie and Everly said evidence tended to support Baker's story.

Speaker 39 Bullinger, who worked at Hughes Aircraft Company, was released Thursday from county jail where he served time for for driving an automobile with a revoked license.

Speaker 39 Okay, so the guy he killed had just gotten out of jail.

Speaker 39 That's right.

Speaker 38 I know, but they're going to

Speaker 39 tend to paint that guy as the bad guy no matter what happens. Well, he just got out of jail.

Speaker 38 He just got out of jail. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He got out of jail. He deserved it.

Speaker 39 Baker took care of the animal while Bollinger was in jail, and he returned the dog to Bollinger Thursday.

Speaker 38 Wow. So they're like, Yeah.

Speaker 39 They're like, they know each other.

Speaker 38 I think I'm going to kill my cat sitter.

Speaker 38 Thank you. I mean, am I crazy? It feels like they're not.
Oh, how was my trip to Cabo, you motherfucker? How fucking dare you? You ever heard of a noogie?

Speaker 39 The former Marine sergeant who served with the first Marine Raiders said Bollinger. So they're really painting the guy who killed them.
That's up as high as everything about him.

Speaker 39 He gives candy to Boy Scouts.

Speaker 38 Yeah. Right, right.

Speaker 39 Said Bollinger drove up to his house next door last night and called Baker to help him push his car from the driveway after it was stuck.

Speaker 38 Well, that's annoying.

Speaker 38 Yeah.

Speaker 39 When Baker asked to help, he said Bollinger began to berate him about letting the dog run loose while Baker was taking care of the animal.

Speaker 38 Hmm. This is a very strange relationship.

Speaker 38 Yeah.

Speaker 39 But just neighbors, right?

Speaker 39 It's your crazy neighbor, and you're like, all right, I'll take care of the dog

Speaker 39 in jail.

Speaker 38 Just neighbors.

Speaker 38 We've all been there. Yeah.

Speaker 38 Is there more to this article?

Speaker 38 Very curious. Dave's like the click more.

Speaker 38 Jim and Clickmore.

Speaker 38 Judy, pull that up and see if they were neighbors.

Speaker 39 Then he pulled the knife and came at me, Baker said. I grabbed him and applied the Judah hold, and he didn't get up.

Speaker 38 Sorry, hold done proper.

Speaker 38 Wait, did he fly in the air? Did he hold him? Yeah, this is this is now

Speaker 38 the air part, dude. I gotta know.
Did he flip it? I'm thinking of like a wild-ass, like he swept his legs, right? And then he landed on his fucking head and broke his neck. Right.

Speaker 38 But

Speaker 38 now he just like held. He's like, I don't know.
I held him and then the neck broke. I strangled him.

Speaker 38 Like, what is he? Like, what is it now?

Speaker 38 It was a murder.

Speaker 38 I guess it was just a murder now that I. If I be honest, I don't know Judo.

Speaker 38 What did you do? I kind of just broke, just snapped his neck. What's Judo? I kind of held his neck and then it broke.
Yeah, so hard. I just wrung it.
He's dead. Yeah.

Speaker 38 This was all to get the dog back. He fell in love.
Yeah.

Speaker 39 Okay, investigators from the Malibu Sheriff Station said.

Speaker 39 Here we go. Okay, sorry, I told you.

Speaker 39 There's a letter missing.

Speaker 39 Found the knife under some leaves two feet from the body.

Speaker 38 Why would you lose this is

Speaker 38 he killed, he killed him. He killed him.
He quilted the knife. Why is he burying the knife? Ah, here's the problem.

Speaker 38 The knife went under this pile of leaves. But wouldn't you put like the knife in his hand?

Speaker 39 It's a drop knife. The cops were like, oh, we got this.
We'll take care of this.

Speaker 38 Nah, yeah. The cops are helping him.
Yes.

Speaker 38 They're like, hey, you broke Bollinger's neck, didn't you? Yeah, fellas, I did.

Speaker 39 Yeah, the cops,

Speaker 39 he's a Marine.

Speaker 39 He's a decorated Marine. His dad was a cop.

Speaker 38 His dad was a hero cop. 100%.

Speaker 39 He fucking killed a guy.

Speaker 38 I'm sorry. Am I the only one who still has faith in the justice system?

Speaker 38 This guy accidentally died and threw his knife under a pile of leaves. That's how it works.
That's how fucking good this judo was.

Speaker 38 The knife went into a tree, basically. Blew my damn knife under a bunch of leaves.
That's how good that judo hold was. Knife under leaves is the laziest drop shit.

Speaker 38 Also, yeah, like, don't describe that. It's making it more suspicious.
You could have said it found it two feet from the body. Under some leaves? Under leaves?

Speaker 38 Uh-huh. Is that to explain why they didn't see it at first and then later justified? Oh, yeah, it was there, Chief.
It was under some leaves. Hey, Sarge, there's a knife under these leaves.
No. Yeah.

Speaker 38 There is? Yeah, yeah. This whole thing's normal now.
Wow, thank God. All right, well, I also was about to find a gun over here, but I guess I don't need to anymore.

Speaker 38 No, and the knife says, ooh, judo on it.

Speaker 38 This is crazy. Yeah, this thing's definitely been judoed up, Chief.
Yeah, Sarge, we don't need to do any more investigating. This is a classic judo missile.

Speaker 38 Held him in the air till his neck broke.

Speaker 38 You know, he levitated him until his neck snapped in half, and then the knife went under this pile of clothes. Classic, classic Tojo crap.

Speaker 38 You've heard it a million times.

Speaker 39 Oh, this is good. Bollinger's glasses caught on a branch of a tree when he was flipped.

Speaker 38 What the fuck? Stop.

Speaker 39 It sounds like they're just planting shit all around now, Star.

Speaker 38 Through the glasses on a branch?

Speaker 39 Yeah, the glasses got caught up in the tree and the knife went in the leaves.

Speaker 38 Hey, son! There's a confession under this fruit!

Speaker 38 A side confession from the guy who got killed.

Speaker 38 Oh my god. He held him so hard, the knife went under the leaves.
His glasses went in the tree.

Speaker 38 His clothes are on

Speaker 39 this fence post, sir.

Speaker 38 Wow. Chief, the guy's boxes are in his mouth.

Speaker 38 His shoes are on his hands. What the frig? This judo crap is wacky.
This judo stuff is pretty good. I'm glad the Marines invented this.
Pretty kinky. This is pretty good.

Speaker 39 The deputies said Bollinger, who was not married, had been arrested several times on drunk charges and also on a misdemeanor hit-run complaint.

Speaker 38 Hit run complaint.

Speaker 39 That's the whole story. That's the end.

Speaker 38 Well, I mean, I feel Bollinger, for sure. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
He deserved it. Yeah.

Speaker 38 He deserved it. Absolutely.
Yeah. Oh, you don't.

Speaker 38 I mean, it's so, I mean, it's like the classic, it's like the sloppy way they write like victims of like any kind of police brutality where they're like, yeah, this guy was like a piece of shit.

Speaker 38 So it's like in the same way, it's so one-sided that I'm like,

Speaker 38 this guy had to.

Speaker 38 Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 38 You've heard that. You know what? Yeah, you know what that means.
You know what that means. He came from.
He's a Mr. Trump.
He came from down there. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 38 Down there? You are?

Speaker 38 The bull.

Speaker 38 Why are you pointing at your cross? El Salvador? The bull. Oh, yeah, that.

Speaker 38 For Delvair.

Speaker 38 Huh? You know what I'm saying? This is really weird, man. No, no.
All right, man. Anyway, you want to do some judo later?

Speaker 38 No, I'm good. I mean, he literally just broke this guy's neck.
He killed him, like judo.

Speaker 38 I wonder what he really killed him over. Was it like, your dog's a piece of shit? And he's like, how dare you talk about candy like that? Yeah.
And then he's like, fuck you.

Speaker 38 Just fucking ripped his neck off. And then he's like, fuck.

Speaker 38 The glass

Speaker 38 just hit the tree.

Speaker 38 Wow. I can't believe they landed on an owl with a graduate's cap.

Speaker 38 Eating a Tootsie Pop. Yeah, that's crazy.

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Speaker 39 Banned from jury.

Speaker 39 A woman juror who exercised her womanly right not to make up her mind has been banned forever from jury service.

Speaker 38 Another wishy-washy dame ruined everything, which is her right.

Speaker 39 This is why we can't have the women on the jury.

Speaker 38 The Bronx can't even make up their fucking minds.

Speaker 38 Exactly. Her God-given right to not know what she wants at Maselli's when we go here every Friday for dinner.

Speaker 38 You end up getting the pork chops every time, Gladys. You don't give a shit what the specials are.

Speaker 38 What are you doing?

Speaker 38 I know what she's going to want. She wants garlic bread with no garlic.
I tell her that's freaking freaking just toast and some freaking butter noodles. You eat like you're a toddler.
The fuck.

Speaker 38 Has the jury reached a verdict? The woman's almost ready.

Speaker 38 And for the lady, your decision?

Speaker 38 I TV.

Speaker 38 For your verdict. I don't know.
Undecided. Jesus Christ.

Speaker 39 The ban was imposed yesterday by Superior Judge Alan Lynch after Miss Lucille.

Speaker 38 Causy, Judge Lynch. You know what I think it should be?

Speaker 38 Let me guess, Judge Lynch.

Speaker 39 After Miss Lucinda Binge, 63 of Los Angeles, apparently became miffed at having to speed up the night locked in a,

Speaker 39 oh, sorry, they fucked this up. Having to spend the night locked up in a, and then it's just gone.
So

Speaker 39 they didn't finish the sentence. But

Speaker 39 they must have locked her up for the night.

Speaker 39 So she thereupon wrote Judge Lynch a letter telling him she didn't like the way the case was being handled and declining to enter into further deliberations or cast her vote.

Speaker 39 So she apparently, this is what must happen because this is a terribly written story.

Speaker 39 It went to jury. She refused to, she's like, she just kept going, I don't know, I don't know.
And like, well, you got to make a choice.

Speaker 39 And then they fucking locked her up and she sent a letter to the judge going, I still like, I can't, based on the evidence.

Speaker 38 Are you allowed to not make a choice, though?

Speaker 38 They can lock you up. Aren't you allowed to be like, I don't think so.
I don't know. Aren't you allowed to do that?

Speaker 39 I would think you

Speaker 39 would think you would.

Speaker 39 Because that's what a hung jury is.

Speaker 38 Yeah, but that's, but does someone go to jail for a hung jury?

Speaker 38 Well, sounds like some

Speaker 38 1955 shit where you're like, make up your mind, Deborah. It's like, my name's not Deborah.
I'm sorry. Whatever it is.
That's my wife. Enough back talk, Deb.

Speaker 38 I mean, you got

Speaker 38 a woman.

Speaker 39 The judge probably doesn't have women on the jury in the first place.

Speaker 38 She's like,

Speaker 38 this is why we don't fucking do it. She's distracting the men again.

Speaker 38 Yeah.

Speaker 39 I can't even believe they're women in the court.

Speaker 38 What? I mean, yeah.

Speaker 38 So she got locked up and now, okay. And now

Speaker 39 the court ordered a mistrial. So

Speaker 38 she's a mistrial.

Speaker 39 Yeah, basically it's a woman who was just like, yeah, there's not enough evidence.

Speaker 38 Yeah. Yeah.
Wow.

Speaker 38 I wonder now.

Speaker 38 Do we know what what the trial was for? Do we even know what the trial was about?

Speaker 39 Grand Theft.

Speaker 38 So big theft.

Speaker 39 They get probably stole. I have to think of grand, they probably stole a plane or something like that.

Speaker 38 Did the defendant.

Speaker 38 Did the defendant get somebody on the jury? You know what I mean? I think

Speaker 38 that's my mind.

Speaker 38 I'm going to question every article we talk about.

Speaker 38 That's what I like. Yeah.

Speaker 38 Everyone.

Speaker 38 I don't think this is about this woman. Doesn't sound true.
She had some vulnerabilities. She had some vulnerabilities.

Speaker 38 Her husband used to be this crooked cock out. Cock.
Crooked cock. A real crooked cock.
What a real crack. A real crooked cock out of Chicago.
Yeah. I was called.
They called him Captain Hook. Yeah.

Speaker 38 Crooked cock.

Speaker 38 My dad was a crooked cock.

Speaker 38 What does that mean? He was a misshapen shaft. Yeah, he was.

Speaker 38 Oh, what did he do for work? He was an electrician. He was just a dong.
I don't know what to tell you.

Speaker 38 My dad was an off-dong.

Speaker 38 Why is smoking? I don't know. He can't smoke in here.

Speaker 38 He had any lines.

Speaker 38 Everything you describe just sounds like you're describing a penis and nothing.

Speaker 38 How did he smoke? He was just an off-cocky.

Speaker 38 Okay.

Speaker 38 It was hard.

Speaker 38 All right. You're never going to believe what my mom was.

Speaker 38 I won't ask, but I know you're not saying anyway, because

Speaker 38 I've been trying to get you to leave this diner for the last three hours now.

Speaker 38 I don't want to know. Okay, no need to go ahead and read the next headline.
I'm not going to interrupt you.

Speaker 38 You're not? No.

Speaker 39 You're not going to say it?

Speaker 38 Just move on with your little pain. What are you, a coward?

Speaker 38 Yeah, well, I'm fine.

Speaker 38 I don't want to say it.

Speaker 39 Yeah, it seems like you don't.

Speaker 38 Just read

Speaker 38 fall a canyoned vaned.

Speaker 38 Is that like a French culinary cutting technique?

Speaker 38 And I would like this vage canyon. So this is a canyoned vage, these are candied walnuts, and a canyoned vage.

Speaker 38 My niopas a bit different at this restaurant.

Speaker 38 Canyoned vage.

Speaker 38 I think I'll just have the garlic bread.

Speaker 38 No garlic.

Speaker 38 No candy and fanch here.

Speaker 38 It sounds expensive.

Speaker 39 Fall of Laughers Chair starts suit.

Speaker 39 When Larry Levin guffawed at a nightclub comics jokes, his chair collapsed and hurt him, he alleged in a Superior Court suit.

Speaker 38 Oh my God.

Speaker 38 Fucking con artist. Is he? Yeah, total con artist.

Speaker 38 Oh my god, huh, boom, the chair broke. Ah,

Speaker 38 I'm dead!

Speaker 38 Yeah, I'm dead, I just died

Speaker 39 sued nightclub operator Billy Gray for 22,000 damages. He said he was given a defective chair on August 16th and received injuries to his arms, legs, head, back, and neck.

Speaker 38 Wow, it's a really good thing. He didn't get hurt.

Speaker 38 It's all broke.

Speaker 38 I mean, honestly.

Speaker 38 Of all the things you don't use on a chair. Yeah.

Speaker 38 All not chair parts. Not your ass.

Speaker 38 It was my arms, my legs.

Speaker 38 You know how you get a chair neck injury.

Speaker 38 Sliced up my elbows.

Speaker 38 From what? They gave me a defective chair. I got a shitty chair.
Now I can't see.

Speaker 38 You gave me a defective chair on purpose, you greasy piece of shit.

Speaker 38 I definitely, if I was the comedian that night, would talk about how I'm so funny. I have guys breaking chairs.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 38 This would be a viral moment. Yeah, exactly.
Instead, this guy's suing for his arm, neck, and leg injuries from a chair that broke.

Speaker 38 Was he like just doing like a Chris Farley, early Chris Farley bid?

Speaker 38 Yeah, because like otherwise, I mean, I've been in a chair that, like, where a leg gives out, you just fucking collapse over to the side, but this feels like some Tasmanian.

Speaker 38 I mean, they even named it after the part that should get injured if it breaks. They were like, there's legs.
They're not like the chair arms. The chair neck.
My hands!

Speaker 38 This chair.

Speaker 38 My ear fell off.

Speaker 39 Patrol freeways, January 1st, in Copter.

Speaker 39 A helicopter will be used to detect traffic jams starting on January 1st. The Los Angeles Police Department's Traffic Enforcement division announced this is how it started.

Speaker 39 But they're fucking helicopters.

Speaker 38 We could have just been like, no.

Speaker 39 No helicopters.

Speaker 38 Take your funding and give it to animal shelters.

Speaker 38 Nah. Nah.
We need things to really discourage poor people from getting together.

Speaker 38 Big helicopters do a great job.

Speaker 38 I remember when I was with my family in England once, they were all like, they saw a helicopter. This is like three years ago.
And they were all like, oh my gosh, a helicopter. And I was like,

Speaker 38 I was like, there's one that loops around my house for two hours every week. Yeah.

Speaker 39 Yeah. But that was, that was my favorite thing about moving out of the city of LA.
It was the helicopters are gone.

Speaker 38 Oh, it's just you still see them, but it's not like.

Speaker 38 Yeah.

Speaker 38 I mean, it was that novel? Like, it was truly like.

Speaker 38 Yes.

Speaker 38 It was like how I would, if I see a blimp, I'm like, ah, that's how they were

Speaker 38 a helicopter. Right.
Because

Speaker 39 they're not used to a police state. No.
It's just total oppression.

Speaker 38 Well, now, but by the way, now, a little more common, I would imagine. So they live in the middle of nowhere.
Probably. But they live in the middle of nowhere.

Speaker 38 But even then, I was like, when was the last time you all saw a hell? I was like, that's crazy. They're like, we're used to just being surveilled through CCTV.
Yeah.

Speaker 38 Not helicopters in this guy. Yeah.
Those are our helicopters. Yeah.
Well, in England, they also have speed cameras, which I think we have here now.

Speaker 38 But a while ago, it was like, there's signs that say speed camera ahead. Yeah.
And people still get dinged. And I'm like, how the fuck do you not? Hey, idiot.
Yeah.

Speaker 39 Just fucking slow down.

Speaker 38 Yeah. And speed off right after.
You have a minute to react.

Speaker 39 So you're not going to try to challenge the camera?

Speaker 38 Yeah. No, my mother was like, if I see a sign

Speaker 38 three times, I was like,

Speaker 38 got you three times? It's like driving.

Speaker 38 If you could do it again, motherfucking camera. How?

Speaker 38 Yeah,

Speaker 38 it's like the same thing as like backing up over those spikes in a parking lot when you're like,

Speaker 38 it's gonna happen, you know, every time you do this. Again, with this shit, oh, damn, damn, spikes got me again three times this week.

Speaker 39 Haven't you always wanted to do that, though, just once?

Speaker 38 Oh, hell yeah. What, the spike?

Speaker 38 Heck, yeah. I remember when my buddy popped all four of his tires, and we were all like, oh, man.
And then we were all like, wait, all four?

Speaker 38 Yeah. He's like, yeah, I didn't realize.
We were like, it's pretty.

Speaker 38 What did you think the first two

Speaker 38 really went? You're like, we could fucking fight through it.

Speaker 38 Yeah. It'll make the next two Invincible, like Mario.
Now it'll go down. It'll be like a chariot.
Yeah.

Speaker 39 Well, they learn. Tires are like the Borg.
They adapt and learn. Absolutely.

Speaker 38 Thank you.

Speaker 39 The helicopter will cruise over the freeways, analyze traffic buildups, and relay the information to headquarters, which in turn will be turned over to local radio stations to warn motorists of possible traffic attaps.

Speaker 39 And then later they'll be just going through your yard going, there's a Kremlin around somewhere.

Speaker 38 Wow. This is 55.
This is when you're getting the first helicopter.

Speaker 38 It's sad when you hear things like this. You're like, ah.

Speaker 38 Well, yeah, because it's all because of LA that police use helicopters.

Speaker 38 And I guess this is truly like the beginning of it because the TV, it was then like after that, when they could start broadcasting from it, then they're like, We got something here.

Speaker 38 No, I think that all the time. I mean, I think there's, I think there was a podcast that like was a cops rewatch or something, but it's like, I really,

Speaker 38 the culpability I feel for like being like, Cops is awesome.

Speaker 38 Like, when I was 12, and I was like, oh man, and now you're just like, these poor drug addicts who were just like strung out, stressed out, needed help, and were like, get out from under that pool in the stranger's yard, you piece of shit.

Speaker 38 They're like, yo, dude, he tackled the fuck up. Oh, dude, look at that judo move.
That dude's glasses are in the tree.

Speaker 38 It's all good, dude. He had a knife, dude.
It's probably under those leaves. I don't remember seeing that knife, but I guess they found it under some leaves over there.

Speaker 38 Putting it in a Ziploc bag. Yeah, Chief, right here.
There it is. Right here, Chief.
Labeled already. Classic drug addict.
Judo knife. Judo drug knife, it was labeled.

Speaker 39 I love that we have helicopters, but if you talk to anybody in LA, they're like, yeah, no, there was a crime, and I called the the cops, and they just didn't come for an hour.

Speaker 38 Yeah, that's right. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. For what? Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 39 Be off bomb killer

Speaker 39 hunt spans nation. Buy off, be off, B-I-O-F-F.

Speaker 38 Buy off, be off. Sure.
Sure, be off.

Speaker 39 A nationwide quiz of hoodlums went underway today.

Speaker 38 All right, boys. These questions are going to get progressively harder and harder.
Boom,

Speaker 39 What's the capital of North Dakota?

Speaker 38 Fuck.

Speaker 38 Bismarck.

Speaker 39 What's the national board game of India?

Speaker 39 In search of... for the bomb slayer of pudgy Willie Bioff, a retired filmland racketeer credited with talking

Speaker 39 a few of his pals into jail. Okay, so he squealed.

Speaker 38 Okay, and he's pudgy.

Speaker 39 And he's pudgy.

Speaker 38 Apparently, that is sticking that.

Speaker 39 He's a little heavy. We're not going to call him fat, but the guy's thick.

Speaker 38 A real fat fuck.

Speaker 38 Yeah.

Speaker 39 Look, the important part of this story is this guy needs to fucking lose weight.

Speaker 38 Yeah, exactly. Fat fuck be off is what we used to call him, and he got really upset, so he downgraded to pudgy.
Yeah, he stopped drinking, you know?

Speaker 38 He was so big a helicopter could locate him.

Speaker 39 Buy off 55 was killed when his pickup truck was blown apart as he was starting it at home in northeast Phoenix.

Speaker 38 Why call him pudgy now that he's dead? Why let him die non-pudgy?

Speaker 39 Why are they well? Because people, because if you say just

Speaker 39 breoff, people will be like, is it the fat one or the skinny one? Like, people want to know.

Speaker 38 Right. Yeah.
Okay.

Speaker 39 He'd been living in Phoenix for about six years under an assumed name with his wife. His daddy.

Speaker 39 His His wife who set up the explosion.

Speaker 38 He didn't have an enemy in the world.

Speaker 39 He was

Speaker 38 having the witness protection program. What are you talking about?

Speaker 38 Well, aside from the fellas that knew him had no enemies. Yeah.

Speaker 39 All the guys he squealed on. Other than that, he was loved.
He was fine.

Speaker 38 People loved Fudgy. People

Speaker 38 Fudgy.

Speaker 38 He went by Fudgy. Fudgy.
So great if you ended up if you were in charge of witness relocation, just coming up with a gag one before you give them the real one?

Speaker 38 Your name is Fudgy Brownie and you're a roller skate repair man.

Speaker 38 Oh, but that's really?

Speaker 38 Yeah, so your name, you go by Brownie, but your friends call you Fudgy. And everything, you mainly, the front of the roller skate where the brake is, you're really into fixing those.

Speaker 38 All right? And we're going to give you a lizard you always have on your shoulder.

Speaker 38 You like Hawaiian shirts? You like Hawaiian shirts, and they're always pretty open. And you hang out at a shell gas station, always asking if people need any help.

Speaker 39 I mean, he's kind of pudgy.

Speaker 38 He's not. You can see him?

Speaker 39 Yeah,

Speaker 39 I just pulled him a picture of him.

Speaker 38 It's the crime scene photo.

Speaker 39 I mean, he's

Speaker 38 English.

Speaker 39 Oh, no. So wait till we get to this.
So there's no, okay.

Speaker 39 Bayoff was killed. He's 55 when his pickup truck was blown apart.

Speaker 39 Ralph, oh, sorry, Lieutenant Ralph Edmondson in charge of the investigation said, Phoenix authorities have very little to go on.

Speaker 39 We are not too well acquainted with the man or his acquaintances, but we're going to take time to get acquainted.

Speaker 38 He said,

Speaker 38 is he getting paid by the acquaintance?

Speaker 38 It was like a joke. Someone was like, fake hits the acquaintance four times in your quote about his death.

Speaker 38 Fuck.

Speaker 38 He's like, all right, if I do, you give me an egg cream. You got it.

Speaker 38 Watch this.

Speaker 38 Thanks, everyone, for acquainting today.

Speaker 38 Before I get you further acquainted on the facts of the case,

Speaker 38 let me just say that the acquaintance here has been acquainted a number of times before,

Speaker 38 and none of us are going to make the acquaintance of the judge unless, of course, the court of law acquaintances us. God damn it, I owe him.
Damn it. Yeah, he goes.

Speaker 39 Hey, what was his middle name again?

Speaker 38 Josh.

Speaker 38 Oh, sorry.

Speaker 39 The blast mutilated Bayoff's body and threw wreckage over a radius of several hundred feet. It tore a hole in the roof of the garage, shot two chunks of metal into the wall

Speaker 39 of a home about 100 feet away, and shattered windows in several houses. Bayoff's body was blown about 15 feet from the garage.
His right leg and right hand were black.

Speaker 38 I've been torn 15 feet from the garage before.

Speaker 39 His right leg and right hand were torn off.

Speaker 38 Small parts of the body were found on the garage roof. We get it.
He blew up

Speaker 39 the beach.

Speaker 38 Buddy.

Speaker 39 His finger was found.

Speaker 38 Thank you.

Speaker 39 One eye was in a tree.

Speaker 39 Bayoff, who once told the grand jury in New York that he had received more than a million dollars from film producers as a front man for an underworld syndicate, got his start in labor in 1932.

Speaker 39 When he became a chauffeur for the late Mike Galvin, head of the AFL Teamsters. Wow.

Speaker 39 So he's, yeah, this is when the, yeah, the Teamsters were all mobbed up.

Speaker 38 Yeah.

Speaker 39 He went to Hollywood in 1936 as a special representative of George Brown, president of the International Alliance of Theatrical and Stage.

Speaker 38 I love when they like name-drop back then, and you're like, yeah, we don't know who the fuck this is. Yeah, yeah, right.
Prestigious George Brown, we're all very familiar with. Fuck you.
Obviously.

Speaker 39 In Hollywood, Bayoff gained virtual control of the movie industry union, which had a membership of about 46,000.

Speaker 39 In November 1941, Bayoff and Brown were convicted of extorting $550,000 from movie studios.

Speaker 39 Bayoff was sentenced to 10 years, Brown to eight, both obtained the release in 1944.

Speaker 39 The release reportedly came after they gave testimony to the conviction of several other racketeers. Threats of of violence and strikes were used against the movie studios to extort money.

Speaker 39 So he's a mobster who squealed. You're going to die.

Speaker 39 You're going to get blown up.

Speaker 38 I'm going to get blown up. What do you think? Yeah.

Speaker 38 I wish there was something else. This is the one, sir.
Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
You get blown up. Dude,

Speaker 38 your mobster got blown up in his truck, and your right leg and your right hand got blown off, of course. Yeah, he fell out of a chair, to be fair.
Yeah.

Speaker 38 Yeah. Fell out of a chair.
Parts of me were on the roof. That's how bad this chair was.

Speaker 38 Your chip breaks, you explode.

Speaker 38 Come on.

Speaker 38 You wouldn't believe it, Your Honor. You wouldn't believe it.
Torso's fine. From belly button to knee, unharmed.

Speaker 39 Boyoff was quoted as saying in court once, those producers will do anything I tell them to do anytime I want them to.

Speaker 39 Okay, this is great. Boyoff's testimony after his conviction brought indictments against Frank the Enforcer Niddy.

Speaker 38 Oh,

Speaker 39 A Capone gang lieutenant who committed suicide the day he was indicted. I'm afraid he did.

Speaker 38 Yeah, right.

Speaker 38 Frank the English. He shot himself in the back of the head with a shotgun.

Speaker 38 Very skilled. Very skilled.

Speaker 38 It was. How did he even?

Speaker 38 Yeah, dude. Because for the game, for the love of the game, he wanted to go out in a way that people said.
On his knees. Always a showboat.
He was behind his head. He got in the back of his own head.

Speaker 38 Showboating again.

Speaker 38 Showboating, son of a bitch.

Speaker 38 Yeah, Billy the yoga.

Speaker 39 Charles Cherry Nose Geoe.

Speaker 38 Oh, yes.

Speaker 39 That's a good one. Cherry nose.

Speaker 39 Yes, we get it. You're an alcoholic.
We understand.

Speaker 38 Yeah, he had a cat nose.

Speaker 39 Slain last year. Also, Louis Little New York Campania.

Speaker 38 Why the fuck is that one? Little New York Campaign.

Speaker 39 He must have been from Little New York.

Speaker 38 Yeah, I made a little model out of it.

Speaker 38 I'm from Maryland.

Speaker 40 People really don't respect the craft of miniatures.

Speaker 38 Yeah, people don't understand. I put the whole city in a bottle.

Speaker 40 That's what I'm saying. This is actually going to be the future of filmmaking.

Speaker 38 You can do things.

Speaker 40 It looks like it's to scale in a camera.

Speaker 38 All right, relax over there, okay? I'm just saying. All right.
Did they just kill him because all he would talk about is miniatures all the time? Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up, Little New York.

Speaker 38 You won't need to see it.

Speaker 40 You just wait and see.

Speaker 40 You wait and see. You could create whole worlds that don't even exist for a tenth of the cost.

Speaker 38 Enough, enough.

Speaker 38 I'm just saying.

Speaker 38 Enough.

Speaker 40 Imagine Middle-earth. You know, a total of the world.

Speaker 38 We'll go to Middle Earth and shoot it.

Speaker 38 Yo, we'll figure out how to get it.

Speaker 40 How could you even get scales that capture such the greatest?

Speaker 38 I don't know. We don't know.

Speaker 38 All right. I'm just saying.

Speaker 38 Stop saying.

Speaker 38 You little tiny towns. So are we going to kill these Irish pricks or what? Yeah.

Speaker 38 We'll save ourselves millions.

Speaker 38 Enough.

Speaker 40 I'm just saying.

Speaker 38 Stop.

Speaker 40 People would. They wouldn't believe what you were calling.

Speaker 38 They will be able to tell that they're just tiny. The camera will make it seem so small.
No, they won't.

Speaker 40 If you give it enough detail.

Speaker 38 And you used to do too much detail.

Speaker 40 I'm just saying, there's a thing called tilt shift photography.

Speaker 38 Oh, take it

Speaker 38 enough, enough.

Speaker 38 It makes things you wouldn't believe.

Speaker 40 It can make the real thing look so.

Speaker 38 Enough. We don't want to.
We just don't want to do it. All right.
All right.

Speaker 38 Give me that spike bat. I'll go kill these.
Here we go.

Speaker 38 I'll go kill these nursing mothers.

Speaker 38 Hey, Lil New York, thank God. Get back to basics.
Here we go.

Speaker 39 After the opening phase of their investigation, Phoenix Sheriff's officers said they had little but the smell to go on and trying to establish what type of explosive was used.

Speaker 38 Oh.

Speaker 38 For a second, I was like, Yeah, you forgot. I put it too.
Yeah.

Speaker 38 Sheriff Dog?

Speaker 39 Let's get the nose in here.

Speaker 38 Yeah.

Speaker 38 Yeah, it was a bomb. It was a bomb for sure.

Speaker 39 Okay, boys.

Speaker 39 It smells like strawberries.

Speaker 38 No, but what kind of explosive? That's what we're trying to figure out.

Speaker 39 I think it was a strawberry bomb.

Speaker 38 What's

Speaker 38 the dessert?

Speaker 38 Yeah.

Speaker 38 Yeah, I'm hungry now. What the fuck? He sucks at his job.

Speaker 39 The reason was, they said, was the tremendous force of the blast. Mrs.
Bayoff, a slight gray-haired.

Speaker 38 What a genius. It was a big blast.

Speaker 38 It was huge.

Speaker 38 That's that's why he's up part of him's up in the roof that is uh what we're thinking this was a big one pretty big if i'd have to say so uh we'll kick that no further questions i don't think that's your line

Speaker 38 to himself i don't know i just know a few of the phrases sorry i just it's my first press conference i did find them not guilty

Speaker 38 miss by off a slight

Speaker 39 Miss Bayoff, a slight gray-haired woman, said after the explosion that her husband would have had no reason to commit suicide. He has got a lot, he has got a lot out of life.

Speaker 38 He was so good at fine.

Speaker 38 Oh, wow.

Speaker 38 The worst journalists ever. So, do you think this was a suicide?

Speaker 38 Him blowing himself violently the fuck up while I'm in the house. A lot of people are going by bomb.
Yeah.

Speaker 38 A lot of people are.

Speaker 38 It's called Wiley Coyoteing. Yeah.

Speaker 38 Do you think this was a suicide? This is a fucking incredible journalist question.

Speaker 38 So a lot of us think, I'm hearing murmurs of suicide.

Speaker 38 What about this? You know,

Speaker 38 I guess, I mean, technically, he died alone. So I guess that could be a suicide.
Yeah, it's probably.

Speaker 39 It was a classic bomb aside.

Speaker 38 It happened to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This guy definitely did suicide. Bomb squad.
Suicide squad, whatever. It is, whatever.
He killed himself in a bomb.

Speaker 38 Anyway, we're going to go get spaghetti.

Speaker 39 Music with menu.

Speaker 38 did you just let a cat out miles no i i'm recording in a fucking closet with no ventilation so i had to had to allow for some airflow in here before it started to smell like a guy who died by bomb suicide

Speaker 38 that'd be the best way to die in 2025 death by closet podcasting

Speaker 38 what happened to him he was

Speaker 38 he died doing what he loves doing patreon hearing himself talk hearing himself talk yeah the zoom call ended hours ago and he kept talking.

Speaker 38 The room filled up with carbon dioxide and he died of carbon dioxide poisoning.

Speaker 39 The post office may replace the corner drugstore as a hep cat haven this Sunday and passenger.

Speaker 38 Dude, it's so true.

Speaker 38 Have you ever last time you went to the post office and didn't leave quick? Come on.

Speaker 38 The vibe in there is electric.

Speaker 38 Yep.

Speaker 38 Hepcat haven.

Speaker 39 The day that rhythmic music will be introduced for the sake of employee employee efficiency and morale.

Speaker 39 The music system has been purchased by employees.

Speaker 39 It got to be employers, right?

Speaker 39 I mean, I don't know. Through their, oh no, through their welfare and recreation fund and is the first such program in the Southland.

Speaker 39 Whether the beat would be Dixieland, Bop, or Rock and Roll, the Postmaster wouldn't say.

Speaker 38 Wow, what a fucking time.

Speaker 39 So that's a story about that they're going to put music, that they're going to play music in the the post office.

Speaker 38 Yeah. Right.
But also like,

Speaker 38 like,

Speaker 38 isn't that like

Speaker 38 coded for black music, rhythmic music?

Speaker 39 Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 38 Yeah. I think so.
So they're like, yeah, you can be rhythmic music.

Speaker 38 Yeah.

Speaker 38 I think the headline was just like, yo, the black people at the post office got a boombox.

Speaker 38 That's the headline. Rhythmic.
Rhythmic.

Speaker 38 That's what. That's what, like, rhythm and blue.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 38 Like, that's, it's just like, like, when I really just, I'm like, oh, so they're going to get to listen to music now when they work.

Speaker 38 Right, because that's cool.

Speaker 38 Pasadena patting themselves on the back for being like the most racist part of LA historically. He's been like, and we let them have a rhythmic music system

Speaker 38 while they sorted our clan now.

Speaker 38 We're not sure, but some of these employees are enjoying rhythmics.

Speaker 38 Quite happy.

Speaker 38 They're able to execute their tasks with great efficiency and joy.

Speaker 38 Despite a quite difficult private life outside of these walls.

Speaker 38 They clap along to the beat.

Speaker 38 Give the post office fucking music.

Speaker 38 I mean, every time, honestly, you walk in there, you're like, I honestly, I don't know if there's a place where I walk in and feel more empathy for the workers more than when I walk into the post office.

Speaker 38 And I'm just like, sweet mother of God. Yeah.

Speaker 38 Every moment is them like, did you go back there and fill out the form? No.

Speaker 38 No.

Speaker 38 Why don't you go back there, fill it out when you have it? Come back up. Oh, okay.

Speaker 38 Yeah. Sorry, you want to send these like damp towels right now? Now, can I hand them to you with money? No.

Speaker 38 Please go there. Please go this 2000.
Okay. you gotta fill out a label and then grab a box from the wall and then I'll charge you just bring it to my friend

Speaker 38 please

Speaker 38 what is this is this like oil yes olive oil yes these are oily boxes please go do this to my friend now

Speaker 38 hurry he needed he near Wednesday to Wednesday hurry

Speaker 38 okay

Speaker 38 they're the most patient motherfuckers I always think so

Speaker 38 yeah yeah they are

Speaker 38 they are just like, uh-huh. Okay, so.

Speaker 38 A box. Do you know the address? No.
No. You have it?

Speaker 38 Do you know him? Reginald.

Speaker 38 Okay, yeah. Can I send this meat?

Speaker 38 You can.

Speaker 38 So, will you guys cook this bacon and then mail it to me?

Speaker 38 I need it like, I need it like, I don't know, tonight. I need it by this morning, which already passed.

Speaker 38 So

Speaker 38 I'm kind of mad at you guys already. We're starting up on the wrong foot.

Speaker 39 Welsh people to gather for traditional sing.

Speaker 38 Oh, fuck.

Speaker 39 Here we go, Reynolds. Here we go.

Speaker 39 The Welsh people of Southern California, which is you, motherfucker.

Speaker 38 They wait to come out until night, trust me.

Speaker 39 The Welsh people of Southern California will gather for their traditional hymn sing,

Speaker 39 Grimanfaganu.

Speaker 39 Sunday, November 13th at the Welsh Presbyterian Church in Los Angeles.

Speaker 38 Oh, man.

Speaker 39 J.A. Brees, formerly from Wisconsin and now residing in Woodland Hills, will direct the singing.
He is well known among the Welsh people of this country as a director of

Speaker 39 Welsh hymns, having appeared in that capacity at two national conventions. What?

Speaker 39 What in the fuck is this? What is this? This is you. This is good.
But this is. It's not good.

Speaker 38 Yeah.

Speaker 38 You performed at two national conventions. Welsh people.
Yeah.

Speaker 39 Welsh people are going to get together and sing. That's all that's happening.

Speaker 38 Yeah. Yeah.
Love a song, the Welsh. Yo, we love a song.
And yeah, we've created our own language that nobody really cares for.

Speaker 39 Gemanfana Ganu.

Speaker 38 Gramanfana Ganu. Yeah.
It's great.

Speaker 39 Is that what it is? Gramanafana? No, it's Jin.

Speaker 39 There's no R.

Speaker 38 Yeah, no, but a lot of times the R's are not not in the words in Welsh.

Speaker 39 What are you guys doing?

Speaker 38 Not much. What are you up to?

Speaker 38 Was it that show? Do you remember that show, Dirty Sanchez, that was on MTV?

Speaker 38 It was basically the Welsh jackass.

Speaker 38 And it was these three Welsh guys, and they were absolute animals. And it was worse.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, jackass was like, Jesus Christ.
They're like, we're going to eat each other's poop.

Speaker 38 You're like, yeah, exactly. It's like, smash me.
Yeah, they're just like smashing their balls with like two by fours and like, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Speaker 38 And you're like, holy shit.

Speaker 38 Actually, no.

Speaker 38 Do fall. Hey, but you know, Welsh national anthem, though.
That's a good national anthem. I don't even know it.

Speaker 38 It's like one of the, I'm, well, I, I like, I'm like a really, I'm into music, and it's one of the few national anthems where people...

Speaker 38 No, no, this is not very rhythmic. This is quite, this is white, I would say.
Coral, coral or in, not very rhythmic.

Speaker 38 Rhythmic rap, it's pretty

Speaker 38 something that sounds like the N-word. It's just Welsh, though, just so you know.

Speaker 38 I don't want to get the wrong impression off top, but it's like one of the few national anthems where kids are taught to harmonize in school.

Speaker 38 So, like, when it's performed in public, you'll get like harmonized, like a harmonized performance. That's pretty cool.

Speaker 38 Yeah, yeah, that's a good component. Yeah, anyway.
Love the harmony. Yeah, we don't have that.
No, here we don't even fucking know the words.

Speaker 38 And we left out half the verses because they were like pro-slavery. I sang for a

Speaker 38 video, I sang the national anthem at a minor league, like a triple-A baseball league game, and I really did not practice it because I was like, oh, you know it. And I fucked it up a little bit.

Speaker 38 There was this guy on the other team that kept saying, I shit all over the American flag. Like, he wouldn't stop.

Speaker 38 He was just like, you shit all. You like shitting on the flag? I was like, buddy, it's getting pretty intense.
Can you just let it go for a second? Yeah. Also, like, aren't you Dominican, bro? Yeah.

Speaker 38 Either way, man. I take it seriously.
I take it seriously. I take it seriously.
I take it seriously.

Speaker 38 Wait, just wait, like in the middle of the game, like looking at you and like, you shit all over the flag. Like, I was like kind of all over the field for bullshit.

Speaker 38 And yeah, every time I was near him, he was like, you hate America, huh? I was like, all right, you're right. Jesus Christ.
Yeah,

Speaker 38 let's go. Yeah, man, I do.
My dad was the guy in the hot air balloon on 9-11. All right.

Speaker 38 You think I give a fuck?

Speaker 38 You suck on that, bro. Fucking throw your little ball.
Hot air balloon hijack.

Speaker 39 Well, I'm just happy that guy's on a shitty minor league team and we'll never get out of it.

Speaker 38 Yeah, that's true. His name, Mike Trout.

Speaker 38 Yeah.

Speaker 38 Wow.

Speaker 38 You got one more, Dave? Yeah.

Speaker 39 I can do a small one here.

Speaker 38 Oh, okay. A wee one.

Speaker 39 Shootaya.

Speaker 39 Shutaya unit presents pupils tiny wit watches.

Speaker 38 All right. Well, thanks for joining us, Miles.
Oh, go ahead.

Speaker 39 It's not watches because

Speaker 39 the first sentence says, and this is in Pacoima, tiny witches dressed as traditional black garb.

Speaker 39 Tiny witches dressed in

Speaker 39 traditional black garb. We're presenting.

Speaker 38 We don't need to hire real witches. We can just use these tiny

Speaker 38 tiny ones.

Speaker 39 We're presented to the class at Leroy Lauman School for Handicapped Children as a recent project of the Chittuya Campfire Group.

Speaker 38 Wow.

Speaker 39 It was the girls' way of celebrating Halloween and taking another step toward the achievement of the trail seekers rank.

Speaker 38 Wow. Okay.
Well,

Speaker 39 well, for some reason, the...

Speaker 38 Can you imagine today if

Speaker 38 witches were going to a school?

Speaker 39 Tiny witches.

Speaker 38 Tiny witches? What is that? Did you say it was a school for the handicapped? Yeah,

Speaker 39 some girls went to a school for the handicapped and they gave them tiny witches. What's the problem?

Speaker 38 They gave them tiny witches or tiny witches at the handicapped school were performing.

Speaker 39 No, it says

Speaker 39 tiny witches dressed in traditional black garb were presented to the classes.

Speaker 38 Tiny witches.

Speaker 38 Why are they tiny? Are they like little people?

Speaker 39 I think that they gave them little witch dolls.

Speaker 38 Oh.

Speaker 38 Oh,

Speaker 38 like a toy.

Speaker 38 Yeah.

Speaker 38 They're like, get in here, tiny witches.

Speaker 38 We're picturing the exact same thing with you. Yeah, they're like

Speaker 38 coming in. They're like, what the fuck is that?

Speaker 38 Should this be happening? Yeah. They're like, we're the tiny witches, please.
They have our passports.

Speaker 39 The best part of this is that they fucked up the headline. It says they present tiny watches.

Speaker 38 Tiny watches.

Speaker 38 That was how they were sold and then these little witches walked in. Yeah.

Speaker 38 There's been a really funny era. Yeah.
Yeah. It's like the original like Wayfair human trafficking conspiracy.

Speaker 38 Oh, a couple tiny watches, eh? How many you want, fella? That's like five. Whoa.

Speaker 38 Okay.

Speaker 38 Coming right up.

Speaker 38 Like, who the fuck is that? Well, Miles, thank you so much for joining us. Yeah, man.

Speaker 38 Where can people follow you? Are you Miles of Gray?

Speaker 38 Miles of Gray everywhere. Fucking everywhere.
Fine.

Speaker 38 Yeah. G-R-A-Y.
Truly so fucking funny.

Speaker 38 Daily Zeitgeist,

Speaker 38 420-day fiancé. Yeah.
Say it like you mean it. Hi.

Speaker 38 Talk about 90-day.

Speaker 38 The show for geniuses.

Speaker 38 Well, thank you so much, man. Thanks for being here.
Thanks so much for having me. Always a pleasure and honor.

Speaker 38 Yeah.

Speaker 38 I'd love to be love to come back.

Speaker 38 No, you're not allowed.

Speaker 38 No, we don't. No.
No, I'll beg. I'll beg, man.
I don't got a lot going on right now.

Speaker 38 You get a fucking comeback.

Speaker 39 You can come back each time your house burns down.

Speaker 38 Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Deal. Deal.
That's tough. That's a tough booking.
But by the way,

Speaker 38 entertainment's going on. Depends on how bad I want it.
Depends on how bad I want it. You know, it's going to be a hard explanation to my wife and child, but I think they'll understand.
What am I?

Speaker 38 They're like, the last time we talked about tiny witches, It was great. What are you doing? Good show.

Speaker 38 We lost our wedding albums. All right.

Speaker 38 You print them again. They're all online.
I was on freaking pastimes. Wake up.

Speaker 38 I've never heard of the dancing media.

Speaker 38 All right, you know the dollop? Yeah. No?

Speaker 38 Fuck.

Speaker 39 What the fuck? Why'd I burn the house down?

Speaker 38 He might have been joking.

Speaker 38 All right, bud. Thank you, Miles.

Speaker 39 Thank you, man.

Speaker 39 Some of these days,

Speaker 2 you'll miss me, honey.

Speaker 2 Some of these days.

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