Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Tuesday.
That might feel like a prank because we look so gorgeous. But let me tell you, this is real, you guys.
We are literally this beautiful. This is not a joke.
And this could be you because new merch is dropping this week. Claudia and I are both wearing Parchi Wears from the new collection.
I'm wearing the Gargi Parchi set. It's a cream set with a little bubble font, a little swirlitude.
I would say the vibe of this outfit is swirlitude. What would you say yours is? I would say the vibe of the entire collection is probably having that swirlitude.
Interesting. I think that's like a really big statement.
Yeah, I mean, we... He really has to stand behind that? I do.
I i not i do i do so yes that's right happy april fools not a joke how pargy our new wares are not a joke that you could be this pargy in we have so much we have so much let's get organized okay we're so first we take off one day chaos it's okay we miss so much not even like stuff, like just in our business. We have to get our house in order.
Well, I know we felt like we had yesterday off and we did, but hopefully the toasters did not feel as such because yesterday Jackie and I released content after content after content. Our episode with Andrew Schultz was launched yesterday on YouTube and on podcast.
If you missed it, the reviews are in. He's a toast favorite.
Yeah, he's so swirly. And I feel like sometimes people might skip guest episodes if they don't know the guest.
And even if you don't know Andrew Schultz, it's an episode of the toast. The vibes are so swirly.
We're just being a couple of girlies. My husband listened to it, which I was nervous because I talked about his toenails, but he loved it.
Oh my God, he was raving. He was like, that was just so entertaining.
So hopefully you guys didn't feel like we left you out in the lurch yesterday because of the Andrew Schultz episode. And then we dropped a bomb ass vlog.
Jackie vlogged her entire, well, not her entire. We had this like kind of crazy whirlwind 24 hours in New York City while Jackie was here on Thursday where we recorded with Andrew Schultz.
We shot a commercial and we vlogged it. It was so funny.
Ben was in it. It was really like a pargy, kind of like a perfect vlog, if you will.
That's on the Patreon. So yesterday, everybody was fed.
Everybody was fed, Yester Darius. And honestly, I'd rather have recorded a thousand episodes of The Toast yesterday than do what I did, which was travel.
I just had a miserable travel day. Thankfully, I got a lot of sleep last night.
So I'm like coming back to myself. But I am just, I need to get righted, you know? Well, thankfully, you have Parchiwares to do so.
So it's kind of been a while. We need to talk about merch.
Parchicozywares. Because, like, if you had me sitting here in a suit today, I wouldn't be happy.
Let's have an open and honest conversation about merch. You know, Jackie and I made a decision a little while ago that we were going to have all of our merch be like open season pre-order.
We didn't want anyone to be able, you know, to miss getting the exact- There's a lot of trial and error. I remember the last time we did like things to order and it sold out so quickly and people did not get what they wanted, which is a bummer for everyone.
So we were like, goal is everyone gets what they want. Right.
Up until this point, our merch has been just kind of open season. You can get any size, any color, pretty much anything you wanted.
The only caveat was that the shipping took, you know, between five and six weeks, sometimes longer. But that's the way we were able to make sure everybody got what they wanted.
And for a while, I think people were happy with that. But then, you know, impatience kicked in.
And on our last merch shop, we heard your cries. You were not happy with the wait time.
So for this merch shop, we're doing doing things a little bit differently which is why we wanted to come on here and explain so spring merch

if you want to check out the collection it's on our instagram it's really pargy we've got hats we've got mugs we've got t-shirts we've got crewnecks we've got sweatpants we've got like a varsity rugby shirt mostly we do a lot of crewnecks t-shirts a lot of the skews you've seen before Your favorites are back.

But we have this new collared baby blue rugby polo that is so cute. I think that's my favorite.
So it's launching on Thursday at 10 a.m. Eastern time.
Now, I would suggest setting an alarm because this time what Jackie and I have done is we've gathered all of our data and we have ordered pre-order. We ordered it already.
So the things are ready to ship. They're shipping in one to two weeks.
The warehouse is so sick. Like, I seriously feel so bad ship they're shipping in one to two weeks so sick like i seriously feel so bad they are shipping in one to two weeks which is you know pargy-licious but there is limited sizing limited uh we ordered as much as we could we use the data to guide us exist so i would suggest setting an alarm so this is the caveat you know you're gonna get it quicker but it's gonna Hunger Games style.
You got to make haste. So 10 a.m.
Eastern Time, Thursday, April 4th, shoptoastmerch.com. Now, I saw already a lot of confusion online.
People thinking that it was, I'm sorry, April 3rd, right? I was like, oh, yeah, because I'm like, you know, on April 4th, I have like big plans. Yeah, no, sorry.
It's Ben's birthday. We're like not doing a show.
Not me fucking up the launch ready. Thursday, April 3rd, 10 a.m.
Eastern time at ShopToastMerch.com. Now I have already seen confusion online that I would want like to get ahead of.
People already going to Shop Chanel.com because the wares are so pargy. We've been through this.
This happens all the time. This happens all the time.
It's so frustrating. Like I don't know how you guys don't get it.
These items are not Chanel. It's Toast Mer Like how many times do we have to say it? We've been through this.
Okay. That was my merch speech.
Do you think we covered all the bases? Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. Well, people were like really hating on our time, on our wait time last time.
So we can take feedback. There's pros and cons to everything.
But I think we've reached the threshold of cons where we're making a change. We are making a change.
So let's see how it goes. We'll listen again.
We'll listen and learn. I hate listening and learning.
I just want to say. Yeah, I actually don't hold me to that.
Yeah, it's nice to be back in our setup. I did like podcasting with you in person.

We had such good times.

It was exciting, but this is definitely like more comfortable.

It's so true.

You look incredibly comfortable.

Thanks.

I'm wearing the new Chanel.

Oh, I mean toast merch. Claudia, you just clowned on everyone.

I know.

I'm wearing the girly sweatshirt.

Oh, yeah.

You didn't show us what you're wearing.

Yes.

I'm wearing everything.

This merch go around in an extra large. It's just my new size and i don't really feel like i have to explain um so this is the white girly crew it comes with matching sweatpants and i'm wearing an extra large jackie what size are you wearing i'm wearing a large in my pargy set pargy in my lowercase pargy upperc pargy set, yeah.
Adjective then noun. Do I understand? Adjective then noun.
If I don't understand, like. Pronoun.
What hope does the rest of us have? So true. But actually, sometimes people know us better than we know ourselves.
I find. So beautiful.
They like make a call about us. I'm like, yeah, you're right.
I didn't even know that. I would do that.

Yeah, that's so classic me.

I had the best time with you in New York.

I can't thank you enough for coming and gracing us with your presence.

Obviously, the weekend was tapped out at the end with the Pardylicious Maghattunum Sister wedding.

Maghattunum Sister. But even before that.

I can't believe we haven't recapped our weekend yet.

I know.

We had the biggest weekend after we backed on Friday.

Then we did our merch shoot. The Pardy photos are up on our Pardee Instagrams right now of us in our Pardee sets.
And then the weekend got kicked off, which was really exciting. We hung out all Friday afternoon.
All the Friday's. We kind of did the most.
It was beautiful on Saturday. We saw the Gazillion Bubbles show, which has been kind of a, everyone's talking about Othello on Broadway.
And they're also talking about Sunset Boulevard. And then I heard Jonathan Groff just made his leading man debut.
He's playing Frankie Valli or Bobby Van, one of those like singers, you know? And I've heard it's amazing. And the reviews are in for the Gazillion Bubble Show.
And let me tell you, they are rave. Now, I did enjoy the show, the Gazillion Bubble Show.
I'm actually not even joking. I've heard so much about the Gazillion Bubble Show.
Yeah. From Olivia, from Brian, parents that I know who have gone and loved it.
And it's pretty much exactly what it sounds like. It's a show of Gazillion Bubbles for kids.
Yeah. Harry and Zach had been before.
Oh, right. But I didn't go with them when they saw it.
And actually, so Saturday was a beautiful day in New York City. And we had a full, full day.
We caught the late showing of gazillion bubbles. After thoroughly, not even the matinee.
That's like the sunset viewing. After thoroughly enjoying the day, we were in the park.
We did a horse and carriage ride. To be clear, clear I did not I don't condone that sort of behavior but I understand the kids needed you needed a place to sit and the kids needed an activity I would never judge you but I just wanted everyone to know like I wasn't there I did it and I'm proud okay I didn't do it I just I I just wanted everyone to know like I was not there like it's a beautiful way to see the city.
It's crazy how Nary a hundred years ago. That's how everyone got around.
Got around. There's like 10 in the park.
Like I think they'll be okay. Our horse's name was Kooky.
Kooky. He was so cute.
And we had a lot of fun. We went to the playground in the park.
And just as we were wrapping up, we were like, oh. And we have gazillion bubbles.
So we went to the gazillion. We could catch that 430 showing of the bubbles.
So we went. And it was really great.
But but by the end I do feel like they have something to prove like I feel like everybody makes the joke like are there really a gazillion bubbles I'm gonna sue if there aren't and so at the end they literally waterboard you with bubbles twice yeah it was a lot it was a lot it was like cold and sticky and like we just wanted to go but But they make sure that nobody leaves with that criticism. And I understand that for them because that must be annoying.
Now, I got a little bit of a window into what type of parent I'm going to be because a part of the show is getting volunteers from the audience. So all the kids are like jumping, raising their hands.
And obviously Charlie can barely walk. So he was not like we weren't thinking of him.
Butry's three and he loves to participate and i wanted my boy to get his shine and so the bubbles guy is like i need a volunteer he did it like four or five times um so i would say in total maybe five or six kids were chosen and oh my god me and zach i think we actually really embarrassed jackie me and zach jackie says it we were being crazy because we basically just have to like get the attention of the guy we were in like the fifth or sixth row it was a small theater yeah we were trying so desperate I almost flashed my tits like I would be trying so desperately to get the attention of the guy who was selecting the volunteers because like and the thing is Harry didn't even really want it like no we wanted it so much for that by the end, he was bummed that he didn't get it. He was like, me, me.
Yeah, can I go? And like, I was really upset. Like, that's just my only real criticism of the show is that all the kids.
And I know it's like, you have to learn. You can't get everything.
I get it. But I feel like it really damaged the experience for both Harry and I.
Like, I was really upset. And like, seeing him not get chosen, like, it really bothered me.
And I and I think that like I'm gonna be like that crazy ass parent on the sidelines of games like screaming because my boy deserved to he deserved to be up there with the bubbles yeah maybe for me I had different expectations because I bought the tickets and it said on the site that all volunteers have to be like four and up so I didn't take it personally when he was skipping over us. Cause like, I think he just thought Harry was too young,

which he was.

Okay.

But that little girl who got chosen for the snowfall thing,

she was smaller than Harry.

She was,

she was,

it turned out she's older.

Cause he asked her age and she was four,

but like,

how did he know that?

Correct.

So all I'm saying,

if she got chosen,

our angel girl boss could have gotten chosen too.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So I know that that was upsetting for you guys, but it actually broke my heart like i really i i'm not over it i'm sorry i think all the volunteers like got like gifts and oh yeah and just to like rub it in the other kids faces not only did you not get chosen every volunteer went home with like a bubble machine or like a bubble wand or a bubble toy and And it was rude. Like where I was expecting him to say, look under your seats.
You're all going home with bubble toys. No, no, none for us.
Yeah. I was looking for more of like a communist type type of show.
And that's where it left. We were a community in there.
Yeah. It really it really upset me like very much so.
You're going to be like a mom. Like Abby Lee Miller.
Or we won't be able to go to things like that. I'm too much of an empath.
That is really funny. No, but we had so much fun.
And then Sundari's was Maghutunam's sister. I got to see all my friends also this weekend.
We did a little GNO Thursday night, which is in the vlog. But then we had like a little kids play date Sunday morning, which was so nice.
And then I got ready for the wedding, which was a beautiful wedding of Mahatma. It really was.
I'm broken. Like I, thankfully, everything just worked out really nicely that we were able to do the Andrew Schultz episode yesterday because I was a matron of honor.
So like that was a job I took really seriously up in Adam Glam at 9 a.m. Broken.
Like seriously slept the whole day. So it was an amazing wedding.
And honestly, I think we as a family, we looked pretty pargy. Would you agree? I think we all kind of.
Oh, we brought it. We brought it.
And so it was worth it, you know? Yeah. It was brought in.
Oh, it's already been brought in. And then yesterday I was traveling home.
So many delays. Like literally I think in total, like from the time I left my hotel until I got home was like nine hours.
Just really difficult and sad. But you took a beautiful divine diversion to Myrtle Beach.
Yes, I went to Myrtle Beach yesterday to refuel. Jackie's flight refueled in Myrtle beach that's like so janky refueling like no and they literally let us off the plane for like 10 minutes it was like a field trip no and they they told jackie like before she was taking off they made an announcement like we're gonna need to refuel in myrtle beach it's like so we're on the ground right now and you know that we don't have enough fuel like why don't you just get some more so here's what they said like apparently there's a huge storm coming through the country like coming from the west or something i don't know where it is right now but they if we waited to refuel at in new york then the storm would have impacted it would have impacted our trip so instead like just getting somewhere we can refuel and then keeping on going like we beat the storm.
Okay. Like I did.
Like what am I going to do? You know, like I'm just sort of at their mercy. Like, okay.
I know. That's the thing about traveling.
It's like you can keep us updated. Like, why are you telling me? Are you asking for my input? No.
So I'm just sort of at your mercy. Yeah.
So yeah, I was in Myrtle Beach yesterday. Did you have a good time? Shout out South Carolina.
Good times. You know, I've been to Myrtle Beach before, so it wasn't anything new for me.
I actually did know that a fun fact about you is that one time, on purpose, you went to Myrtle Beach. Yeah, for like our senior week trip.
And I actually never went on any trips like that. Yeah, I loved it.
It was a great time. It's a it's a beach town yeah it's a beach town like a lot of big houses that like big groups can rent it's like you know very college kid friendly and everyone was having parties at their houses and it was awesome and I never did I don't see you in Myrtle Beach I know but like my entire like my entire grade was going and it was in the U.S.
like why wouldn't I go? We're gonna need you to post a picture like just for proof because I know you've been there I just I'm having a really hard time visualizing it. The thing is I don't know how much of like the town that I saw because I mostly like was we were like house hopping and like on the beach.
Of course of course. But it was a really amazing time and that was like the one time I went on one of those like spring break type trips.

I never went on spring break.

I don't know if that's like surprising to anyone.

It's not.

Yeah.

But that one, like that worked for me.

Sometimes things just like line up.

The stars aligned.

And then years later, the stars aligned again and you were brought back to your favorite

place on earth, Myrtle Beach.

I feel like the universe wants me to get a house in Myrtle Beach.

There is definitely an invisible string tying you to Myrtle Beach.

I'm being dead serious.

I totally agree. What are the odds that you have been there twice now? Yeah and everywhere we could have refueled is my favorite beach house.
Did you get like a beach house in Myrtle Beach? Yeah with like all like I don't know 12 of my girlfriends. No no I'm saying like we always talk about investing in like a vacation property a lake house like maybe maybe the signs we need to read them they're telling you myrtle beach is where your next property your next investment but do we want a beach house like i kind of live at the beach i thought we want a mountain house okay you don't live at the beach you've been to the beach three times i live in florida i i'm very like accessible yeah i'm'm not craving more beach.
So if I'm thinking of a second house like for me not including you like beach is definitely an option. Why would you even think of such a thing? I wouldn't.
That doesn't even make sense. No of course not.
So I guess yeah we're looking more for like a mountain house. Or yeah somewhere multi-seasonal.
I guess the Hamptons would work for me because it's beach and pargy, so. She's so flexible.
The Hamptons would work for her. I think it would work, like if I must.
Yeah, we could make anything work. We're really just down-home girls.
There's actually also a lot of news. Today's show is very busy.
We also have Dear Toasters. Maybe.
Maybe. We'll see.
Maybe. I i watched the white lotus yesterday i'm not gonna i don't think we need to do a tv recap it was genuinely like one of the most boring episodes you probably could skip it watch next week and be completely fine um so i'm glad like of the weeks that we missed the tv recap of white lotus like this week we'll survive yeah i will watch it at some point but I've been going to sleep like since New York, like just really early to like catch up on my Z's.
And I would like to continue that habit. So we'll see.
White Lotus puts me to bed at like 11 p.m. because it's five hours.
So that's really hard. It's crazy how White Lotus I know everybody's always talking about how the writing is so incredible, the casting and of course,, like the on-set locations.
But I think what their real talent is, is the way they're kind of able to stretch the time-space continuum and how this like 59 minute episode actually feels like three hours. It is a three-hour watch.
I watched it yesterday and I had to watch it twice because I fell asleep in the middle. Of course, I took a two-hour nap.
And I woke up from like the deepest nap and I see like Carrie Coon is getting like railed in some like someone's apartment spoiler alert and I'm like no way did I just get a full night's sleep and I woke up in the episode still going on that's crazy it's a crazy show yeah it really is plus I have a lot of tv to catch on because I didn't watch TV in New York like Southern Charm. Summer House.
Summer House. Yeah.
So I've got work to do. We also have work to do in today's show.
Is there anything else you wanted to catch up on before we – I had written some things down. Let me just make sure I hit all my notes.
I feel adequately caught up. I feel adequate as well.
Yeah. Anything else just must not be important enough.
Ooh.

Ooh.

Slay.

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Yeah, yeah.

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What?

I have some tape on my thing.

You know, I noticed in the pictures,

and I was like, what is that?

Tape? Just like a bit of

masking tape was on my sweatpants.

Nothing major.

Oh, we have the exclusive reveal of Jackie's tape. Yeah, consider yourselves lucky.
Yeah, we're pretty exclusive. Exclusive and explosive.
Ladies of New York, exclusive yourselves. Close yourselves.
Okay, our first story, what everybody's talking about. Glenn Powell and Sydney Sweeney were spotted together at Glenn's sister's wedding.
His sister posted a photo of she and Sydney at her wedding in Texas. See, also, Sydney and Jonathan have confirmed broken up.
And now she's with Glenn, who she was schmoozing with, with the movie.

And apparently this is the plot of the movie.

And everyone is in a tizzy.

And how fun for all of you.

The guy she told you not to worry about.

The thing is, her and Jonathan DeVino breaking up is like, yeah, it's an interesting story.

We would cover it on the toes.

People wouldn't care as much as they are currently caring if it weren't for now Glenn Powell entering the chat. Because like we didn't even know who is Jonathan DeVito in this world.
Like we really we always thought it was weird and we were all just like really happy that he was out of the picture. Like the story would have ended there.
But now it definitely gives me pause because I ship these two wholeheartedly. And I feel like we're always talking about who Glenn Powell should date, Glenn Powell should date and he actually has not dated since well publicly at least since he broke up with his girlfriend of many years and it's almost like he's just been waiting for Sydney and Sydney had always felt wrong except for when he was leaving with Lily James but still that was unconfirmed like we don't know who he's dating and I just feel like everything about these two separately and their personal relationships has felt wrong and this feels right I don't know I feel I would I would like this I think would be really exciting I like them both separately so why not together sure um but I do feel like say they like fell in love while they were filming their movie or they had feelings for one another but they were forbidden feelings because she's in a relationship and he was in a relationship.
And it's not something that they would act on.

I don't think they would have so publicly pretended to have feelings for each other for the promotion of the movie.

I think that's a really weird dynamic.

I think that's something that you a silly thing that you do with someone who's like totally a friend.

And you're like, let's promote this movie.

Not someone that you're secretly pining for.

Right.

And so I think we're all seeing this saga through the lens of what we want to see.

But it's also entirely possible that Sidney Sweeney is just friends with Glenn Powell's sister and is the guest at their wedding.

Yeah, so that's what that's, you know, the more sober theory is that they're friends. Probably Sidney would have gone with her fiance if they hadn't broken up.
Right. She's not there as Glenn's date.
However, it is a little puzzling. Like you're so close with Glenn Powell's sister from the time you filmed the movie with glenn powell you must have been like spending a lot of time with glenn powell in his personal life yes assuming that's how he knows sister of glenn powell that's how she knows how else should could she know yeah any powell and i know this wasn't the main takeaway but the picture posted of sydney and um the bride i did feel like it's kind of a risky dress to wear to someone's wedding.
It's blue. It's not white.
But it's such a pale blue. No, it's the sort of blue that goes viral.
Like, is the dress white or blue? Right. And so I just, I thought it was a little nutty.
No, it's not an appropriate shade of blue for a wedding, I would agree. Okay.
Just once put that out there. But it's technically blue, you know? I know.
And on a technical level, she didn't do anything wrong. But just on like a personal level.
Like my eye sees white. Yeah.
And if I was a guest at, one of my favorite things to do is when I guest at other people's weddings, is to like see somebody who's wearing something like a little crazy and just give them a dirty look. You know? Oh need to, yeah.
I think that if you're gonna dress, and actually so crazy, not to be like so annoying, but you guys know I recently went to a wedding. It was like Moroccan and Syrian.
Not Mahatoum to the system. Oh, I did go to Hamak, but I'm talking about this specific Moroccan wedding.
I don't know if I mentioned it. It's a custom within the Syrian community that women can wear white.
So I didn't know that. And then I saw like a couple people show up white i'm like damn these people are fucking rude like it's really like they actually look like wedding dresses but apparently it's like a totally okay custom no and sometimes like someone's wearing something close to white or something like a little bridal it's like don't worry we don't think you're the bride like you're not outside the bride don't worry right right sydney sweeney coming in a competitive dress like I want to go home if I'm the bride yeah because I think a thing with celebrities is they often even with people they're somewhat close to they often decline wedding invitations because they really do suck the air out of the room right it's supposed to be about this other woman and you're just like a movie star and so you have to go in a very demure type of way.
Like anytime I've ever seen Taylor Swift at a wedding, she's always wearing like such a tacky bridesmaid's dress. Like because she knows like you can't be Taylor Swift and be like glamazon at this wedding.
You just have to be a guest. Yeah, but sometimes celebrities do dress inappropriate for people's weddings.
Well, then what comes to mind is that picture of Kendall Jenner. Yeah.
Wearing that dress, walking down the aisle at the beachfront wedding in Miami. Now, that was the bridesmaid's dress.
Like the bride gave those dresses to the bridesmaid. So Kendall got a lot of flack for it.
Having said that, she was just following the bride's orders. Oh, well, that's something else.
Also, the color of the bridesmaids for Glenn's sister wedding was light blue. So there's a chance she was a bridesmaid, but I think that's far-fetched.
If she was a bridesmaid, then she was purely there as a friend of GPS, Glenn Powell's sister. But how did she meet Glenn Powell's sister? I don't know.
Through Glenn, self. It's not so cut and dry.
And alsoenn had a couple other friends there john stamos was there they worked worked together on scream queens jack mcbrayer of course who's his name of course so glenn like glenn got to invite some of his friends which is always nice gps was extremely generous with like well i'm sorry if gl Glenn Powell was my brother, I'd be like, invite all your friends. Yeah, I also assume like when you're Glenn Powell, like you're helping pay for some of the costs of the wedding, right? Right, right.
You want to invite some coworkers, some business associates. Movie stars.
Do what you got to do. So I'm excited, but I'm cautious because there's also an alternative here where it's like there's nothing romantically going on.
I think they both like that people think that. I think it's good for both of their careers.
It's good for the movie that they both starred in and she produced. So she has an extra.
What is it called? Blank in the fire. Fire.
Thank you. That's what I was saying the other day.
So I don't think that this is like 100% sadly.

But what's weird to me is like they both seem like normal people, right?

Normal attractive people that aren't weird and don't have like a crazy weird thing about them. Like why wouldn't they be attracted to one another, you know?

Yeah, I think when you're like that good looking, really nothing else matters also. So I don't know why.
But some good looking people are awful. Dreadful, yeah.
And, like, bad person, like, weird and just not real people. These both seem, like, funny, cute, nice.
Why can't two funny, cute, nice people be together? Like, why do they hate each other so much? Because they should be together. Totally randomly.
Is Craig Covenover's new girlfriend? Yeah. Okay, because I wanted wanted to that was part of my updates in the pre-fast five banner that like we kind of correctly but also incorrectly guessed who Craig Connover was dating we're gonna correct ourselves we're gonna correct ourselves but no everyone thinks that we like totally murdered the call but I know and I hate to tell people like that who are saying Jackson Turney predicted this flawlessly I hate to tell them that they're wrong yeah.
Yeah. But we'll get into it.
Yeah. I actually just swapped it in because I remembered we had to talk about that.
That came out like right after we wrapped on Friday. But back to Glenn and Sydney.
Glenn and Sydney. Hoping for the best.
Expecting the worst. Agreed.
Smiling because it happened. Crying because it's over.
Are you ready for our next story? I am. Morgan Wallen has wallen has gone viral oh yes for his exit from snl this weekend as we reported last week morgan wallen played snl this weekend he played two songs on the show that he has assorted history with and then during the send-off at the end of the show where the host and the musical performer always say goodbye and then they hug everyone in the cast and crew he said bye he hugged mikey madison and he walked off like directly into the camera and now everybody is reading the body language of everyone on the stage including the crew who's the cast and crew which who seem to be like very far behind them push back further than usual they're like body language is like like timid and like scared not open and excited and perhaps like this could have been explained away in one way.
But then, you know, 20 minutes later, Morgan posts from his private jet that he's getting out of Dodge, being like, get me back to God's country. Get me back to God's country.
And then a cast member posted on their Instagram, the back of a Krispy Kreme truck and said, get me to God's that was a writer yeah yeah so there's this is not nothing plus all the history um what do you think even though Keenan went on good day New York and Rosanna Scotto was like what the hell and Keenan you know unproblematic king is like oh I think maybe he didn't know like trying to. But there's no way that this wasn't contentious, just based on so many things.
And then the Instagram story really confirmed it. Now, I saw people saying, oh, I was in the audience.
Morgan went to the fans, to the audience, and was like signing autographs and taking pictures with people. I saw other people saying, Morgan didn't know that the show was over.
I think neither of those things are true. I think if that were true, he would have walked off side stage.
I don't think you walk into the camera when you just think you're leaving somewhere. He just walked right out of the building.
No, let's call a spade a spade. This was indicative of a larger issue.
Now, I hate to make everything about myself. I did say that SNL is a curse for Morgan Wallen,

and here I was.

I don't know why he would accept this gig.

I don't know why.

I mean, Morgan Wallen and SNL,

like as ideologies, right,

are completely conflicting with one another.

I don't know why they would want him on,

and I don't know why he would want to be on it.

Like, to be honest, it makes no sense.

And I think that what we saw

was a reflection of that. This is something, I don't know what happened.
I don't have a theory for like what went on backstage. This is something I would really like to know if anybody has any insight or scoop.
Like I'm kind of dying to know what happened. Yeah, not that much could have happened though because he's only the musical performer.
Like it's not like he's in the room, war room, working up sketches with them, insulting people. Right, working personally.
So it's obviously just not like the best fit of an environment and I actually think the walk up like I don't think it was that crazy now that I've seen the video so many times and everyone's talking about I'm like oh yeah it's a big deal but like he just left like no it's really jarring especially because it's like a decades-long tradition there's no way he didn't know that right this isn't his first time on SNL make you look at Morgan Wallen like negatively I mean of all the things Morgan Wallen has done no walking off SNL doesn't even crack the top five so no I don't I'm not looking at him differently it's so classic Morgan Wallen he's like a bad boy of country right I I also like I know that the castmates of SNL like hated Morgan Wallen before he got there

and I know that the castmates of SNL like hated Morgan Wallen before he got there. And I know that Morgan Wallen hated the castmates of SNL before he got there.
Like, these are not groups of people like theater kids and then like down home country, bad boy who aren't going to mesh. And you could tell because a lot of times like people are so excited when they're the musical guests that like they'll get written into sketches because they want to be a part of it it's like more than just and like that's not gonna be Morgan I don't know why he accepted this gig honestly it's so like you said sorted for him I think he wanted to put maybe like that SNL relationship that behind him like a huge opportunity in music yes everybody watches circuit when you have it an honor.
If you have new music to promote, like it's always a stop. Taylor Swift still does it.
Elton John's doing it. Like it's yeah, it's big.
It is big. And it's very mainstream.
An industry approved. And he doesn't have that.
So why would he really turn that down? And just to go. But then why would he also like take a big shit on it? You know, I think like, because if he's doing, if he's accepting this role that he doesn't have that.
So why would he really turn that down and just to go and sing two songs? But then why would he also like take a big shit on it, you know? I think like- Because if he's doing, if he's accepting this role that he doesn't need, but he understands the importance of the legitimacy of, and he wants that, right? That sort of industry stamp of approval. I get why he would accept it even if it's not something he really wants to do.
But why take a big, seething like dump on it? Maybe in his mind, he was like, I'm here to play two songs. Like this is what I'm here to do.
I'm not part of the cast. I'm not in the writer's room.
I'm not with Mikey. Like, I'm not doing anything.
I'm here to play two songs. My job is to do those things and get on stage at the end and wave and then I can leave.
And I think maybe he just, like, was a little tunnel visioned in that. Like, I'm not here to schmooze.
The people behind him don't like him. You can see it in their body language.
They're, like, laughing. I'm sorry, but everyone.
Like presidents, like literally when you think of the people who stood there. And by the way, to be clear, being an SNL host or musical guest, like it's amazing, right? It looks like the dream.
But that five minutes at the end where you have to like stand on camera hugging people like who you met a week ago, it's so awkward. Like if you have, I'm sure there's like a blooper reel of like the most awkward you go into to give someone a hug and they're giving someone else you're just like sort of standing there it's definitely like the worst part of the gig but it's a tradition and you have to respect it if you're going to do it and so i want to know what happened like what set morgan off i don't know i don't think anything set him off but i think the idea that he's going to go and like hug these people who don't want to hug him and he doesn't want to hug them like instead just like right but why doesn't he want why doesn't he want to hug them who knows what happened when the COVID thing happened what those people said about him like yeah I'm sure there's just a lot of different stuff and yes maybe there was like draw like bad vibes again this time I I agree I don't think anything like major happened I just don't think he wanted to be there any longer than he needed to.
I don't think that he thought that walking off like this was going to be such a big deal. No, I think he knew.
I mean, like, because the thing is, is like, you know, it's like a storied tradition. So to not do it, like, you know what it says.
So either it was planned or like by the end of the night, he was just like over it either way like you know the implications of it so you have to like i guess you have to be ready i would say that you have to be ready to make peace to never be invited back again but you would think he would never be invited back again after the last time so they kind of can't quit each other on page six it said that he has no issue with the network like sources close to nbc told tmz that there's no bad blood between him network. In fact, insiders say they would have him back on and chalked his viral departure up to an awkward moment.
So whatever is going on is between honestly like between him and Bowen and Sarah and Heidi. Right.
You know, and right on a personal level, the littler people. I just have like a hard time believing that this was like a nothing social awkward moment.
Like it's such a big thing do I just like everybody knows you stand there people that he's not that he's not friends with that he doesn't like I wonder um the last time he did it did he do the hugs maybe he had like a really scarring experience where like you know he went in for the handshake and somebody went in for the hug and like just like a socially awkward maybe that but I I have a feeling it's and now of course um it's become like a political issue people are like well he's a southern conservative and they're like liberal theater kids now i hate that we make everything about politics in this country i do think these two political groups don't align but that's not why you wouldn't hug someone like something happened like maybe just like maybe just like bad like middle school know? And if it was like political like that and he was taking a stance, I don't think he would have done it to begin with. Well, then at the end of his second song, he says, go voles and, you know, praise the Lord.
And maybe nobody would have thought anything of it because that's just like a very country thing to say. Voles are like a team and the Lord is the Lord.
But now they're like, he was saying that the Lord is like, but people are reading so much into it. Whereas I actually think it was just like a, a bookend to his performance.
I don't think it was to be a bunch of godless heathens. Well, of course, because he said, praise the Lord to God's country.
And then that's what Kenan was saying. He was like, well, I don't know if he was implying like we are godless um I don't know where I you know I experienced to be godless and the to be in a room full of godlessness but that's definitely I can see Morgan having that takeaway split ASAP just know like wherever I stand on this issue I stand firmly with Keenan you don't stand with and his uber driver yeah Keenan's's a professional you're not going to get it out of him but you know Chloe Fineman will be talking about in a few weeks yes exactly so I think like them putting Kenan on the press circuit like he did local media literally the next day um which they don't often do them choosing Kenan like Kenan is like the father of the group he's the protector like he is going to be starting stuff.
I think in all his years he's never really even had like so much as a scandal. Whereas some of the others are definitely going to take to social media in due time and share their truths.
I think also Mikey Madison could tell us because this isn't her full-time job. Like the other people probably have like, you know, it would look bad for SNL if they start running their mouths on what happens on set because people wouldn't feel like it's a comfortable safe environment.
But she saw it all. She gave him that lukewarm hug.
And the lip reader said that it looked like she said chatting to you was really good. Okay.
So I saw a different lip reader because so they come back from commercial and there's like a two second where they're, where they say something to each other and they don't realize like that it started. And she said, you know, thank you to Morgan Wallen.
And he was like, yeah, but I'm not, I'm definitely not as tired as you. Like it looked like a fine, like that's, it was like a very fine exchange.
This person said while hugging, it looked like she said, cause like they did that quick hug. It looked like she said chatting to you was really good.
He said sayonara. Chatting to you was really...
Who talks like that? Is she British? No. That's what they say on Love Island UK.
I want to have a chat to you. That's definitely not what she said.
She's from Love Island. I think she might watch a lot of Love Island UK then.
Yeah, but you would then say that to someone who you've bonded with over Love Island. Maybe her and Morgan connected connected about that maybe her and morgan connected and then it looked like colin joe said according to this lip reader that he said to someone you got to remember how he is feeling oh yeah and that's not colin joe's playing devil's advocate nicola hickling is the lip reader so that's on her yeah so if, so if she's wrong, blame her, not us.
Sue her. Sue her.
That's interesting. So like, yeah.
Sometimes people are confounded by what went on between two celebrities. And I don't really care.
This is something I actually want to know. This is something I find really interesting.
We have no sources here. I mean, you have to think about all the really famous people who have ever been at SNL at snl like nothing really gets out i think that's kind of something they pride themselves on it is like this place where every you know presidents and anyone can come and it's not like it's being leaked to jimois yeah too bad snl 100 wasn't like next week because then it would be in the documentary remember how they talked about the weird, awkward send off with Kanye and everyone like these viral moments.
We'll have to wait another hundred years to find out. Well, in the meantime, maybe we could talk about Craig Conover's new girlfriend.
Oh, you want to talk about that next? Yeah, I just thought that was like a good segue because there's only story I knew that was coming up. You know, OK, sure.
I usually put reality people at the end, but you got bumped, Craig. Wow, wow, wow.

Craig Conover is dating Dak Prescott's ex-girlfriend named Natalie Buffett, let's say.

Yeah, there was then a rumor that she was the Jimmy Buffett's heir.

Jimmy Buffett.

I'm thinking Warren.

I got big dreams for her.

Oh, they said she was like the heiress to Margaritaville.

And I was like, damn, go Craig margaritaville um and i was like

damn go craig but then um google gem and i told me that that wasn't true so natalie buffett is a model and influencer and she did previously date dac prescott so she's no stranger to a relationship in the limelight and she was in the audience at watch what happens live when craig was on last week and asked if he's dating. And so that's why also his statements were very much moved on from Paige because like you wouldn't say anything.
You don't want to seem like you're harping on your old relationship in front of your new relationship. Right.
Yeah. And it was confusing because Jackie and I were speculating on Friday's show about who Craig is going to date next.
And we said maybe he'd date like exes, like that girl, Natalie, who was on one episode and he took her out on a canoe,

um,

like justice for her.

And then literally two hours later,

Dumois revealed his new girlfriend and her name was Natalie.

So I think people just assumed that like we were right,

but this is a totally different Natalie.

Although Craig has known this Natalie for many years.

People then,

you know,

uh,

went on Instagram.

They found screenshots that they were hanging out in like 2019. Like they've, they've known each other for a while from that he knew before that was the way I was feeling yes interesting well I think this is exciting for Craig um he obviously wants to be in a relationship and hopefully find his forever and I want that for him too and I think also Paige is like you know so it's kind of hard to- It is hard.
Move on from someone like that. But Natalie seems great.
Yeah, no, it's kind of like a Joe Jonas, Gigi Hadid, Sophie Turner saga. Like when Joe Jonas got dumped by like a supermodel, you're like, where do you go from here? You can only go down.
Then he ended up really going parallel. Yeah go to westeros head west correct correct so um i i think i i don't know there's like always rumors i'm i'm i think page is dating as she very well should and so i think like them both being with new people hopefully like some of the contentiousness that we've been seeing like i don't like it like i like them both like i don't like it and I I hope I'm hoping that it stops yeah especially when you are with someone new like you don't want to seem like you're hung up bitter person yeah I wonder what she thought of his pants I think she's too new to say anything other than I completely agree you look good yeah but you can like style them be like oh why don't you maybe tuck in your pants or go to the tailor and have them hemmed like you can suggest like alterations i feel like when you're so new with someone you only see you don't want to be no no you might not even see it you're just like this is how you like you're not in like critical i want to better you yet it's like i'm still getting to know you and then i can decide what i'll make better.
Do you know what I mean? That's how I would see it, you know? Also, when you're in that early stage, you're just sort of like infatuated with everything. Everything I do is amazing.
Wow, I've never seen pants like that. Ben is still in that phase with me.
And you for him? No, no. I got out of that phase.
I actually never had that phase. I'm too critical to have ever been blinded by love yeah I said that honestly like if people hadn't mentioned like Craig's pants like I don't know if I would have noticed I really don't notice menswear me neither but it was the first thing I noticed like that's how blaring they were maybe I would have I think maybe I did but I'm just saying I'm very menswear blind they were very big like that wants me to have more opinions on what he wears.
I'm like, looks good. Oh, that's funny.
Ben wants less opinions. Because he asks for it.
This is probably my biggest pet peeve with my husband. He'll come in an outfit and say, do you like this? And I say, no.
Because I don't. And then I'll have a million follow-up questions as to why I don't like it.
It's just an opinion. What do you mean, why? And it's like, what do you mean, why? I just don't like it.
Let me tell you. Don't ask.
And he's like wanting to change my mind. My husband comes in an outfit.
Do you like it? Yes. Why do you like it? A million questions.
Oh, that's worse. How could it be better? Like, I like it.
I didn't dislike it until you pointed out all these things. Like, don't ask me a question if you're going to follow up with like a dissertation on my answer.
Like, it's just a simple yes or no. And my answer is usually no, because Ben's always trying to.
You guys know I call him sometimes. It's actually really mean.
I call him Bozo. Like, sometimes he comes in just wearing like a crazy pair of pants.
I forgot that he has that about him. Whatever happened to black and white and gray? A crazy set.
A salmon pant. And I'm like, okay, so now, like, instead of being like, no no i don't like it because i say bozo and it sort of like encapsulates the entire thesis it's nice it's sort of like a key word i understand i forgot that you have those issues i don't really have stuff like that well you should consider yourself very lucky comes in and something like so crazy it's like a pair of black joggers i'm like'm like, they're nice.
They're fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's not controversial. You know, I'm constantly dodging like controversial outfits in my home.
I understand. The fact that Ben leaves the house looking as somewhat normal as he does is just a testament to my, you know, determination and faith.
Mm-hmm. Well, Mazel Tov to Craig and Natalie.
Yes, this is a nice, she's very pretty. She's like an influencer swirly.
She's dated, you know, big time football players. So it's only right that Craig is next for her.
And like, I don't know a lot about her, but she does seem like she'd be willing to move. Yeah, she seems open and ready for marriage.
And like ready for reality TV. Yes, yes.
Because anyone who's an influencer and a model like is ready for reality. Is's open and it's good for their careers.
And he had to date someone like not different, but in a different sphere. Like he couldn't really date someone who was already in reality TV or podcasting.
Like he needed to, you know, swim in a different pond. Yeah.
And that makes it sound like he became gay, but you know what I meant? Like he needed to, you know, pillage another village, if you will. Yeah.
And I think he did a good job. But now she can come back to his pond.
I think she'll swim fine in his pond. Yes.
Because Paige, I feel like, is also on her way out of that pond. She's like, she's in a stream downwind.
Yeah. She's going downstream.
Yeah. I like this analogy.
I agree. Are you ready for our next story? Four? Four.
Yeah yeah Megan Trainor admits to using weight loss medication after her shocking transformation Megan Trainor admitted to using weight loss medication to slim down after her dramatic transformation it's not that shocking it's or dramatic I feel like well when you look at like the before picture from like a million, from when we first met her to now. Yes, it's a dramatic transformation.
But like over time. I would say like two years ago, she probably reached like a halfway point.
So it's been like. And then, yes, in the last year.
Well, she had a one-year-old. Right.
Right, right. But then in the last year, she definitely like lost, I would say, like the last 20 30 pounds.
So she posted an Instagram, I think celebrating like something, Billboard Women in Music. Yeah.
She posted a long caption saying like how she is been on a journey to be the healthiest, strongest version of herself for her kids who are four and one. She said, I've worked with a dietician, made huge lifestyle changes, started exercising with a trainer.
And yes, I use science and support. Shout out to Manjaro to help me after my second pregnancy.
And I'm so glad I did because I feel great. I feel like this is a great way because she was the name that I texted you last week when we were talking about people who are obviously on these things but haven't mentioned it.
So I'm not going to put her on blast. Like, of course, like she is.
She's but the thing about her is like she's on tour. She's working so hard.
Like it's clearly not like she's just like sitting on her couch and injecting herself and like, you know, looking for change. Like she has changed her entire life.
She like dances so hard. She's constantly active.
And like, I think doing all of that coupled with the shot, like the results are amazing. She looks amazing.
She's like a perfect candidate for the for the drug. She looks so healthy.
And I love that she's talking about it in the context of postpartum because that's where i feel like the drug is just the most amazing thing and seriously don't don't be like i wonder if turd he's on she is um yeah now having said that megan i feel like it's a part of a group that we were like when we were talking about rememy last week, like Megan became all about that base, right? She was a face of a movement. She was very body positive.
And I really believe that she did love herself at everything. How great for her that she fell in love and, and her body changes, but her marriage doesn't.
But people of course are very critical of her and her use of Ozempic now because she comes from that community.

And there's really no good way to leave that community when you have been like a representative for them. It feels like a betrayal, like from the plus size community, when you were somebody who got attention and, you know, you made it even further in your career because of your songs about your big ass or whatever.
and so as far

like she's getting backlash

too not nearly as on the scale of like what remy is getting um but it's because like if you have been up until this point like a self-hating fat person and you go on ozempic it's like okay but if you have like put in the work to try and like love yourself which everyone should do what you should hate yourself just because you're fat like you get also by the way spoiler alert you're gonna hate yourself when you're skinny too so true but you'll you get more backlash from the community it's like it's the plus size community is fabulous but they're they can be extremely toxic like because I think there's really no proper way to leave the community in a way that people don't feel slighted or left behind yeah so I think now and we're seeing this like this is a pattern now so i feel like now when people leave the community they shouldn't even have the expectation that they can do it in a way that people will be happy with like they should just do it and like do it on their own timeline whatever works best for them but like trying to do it in tandem with like feeling like you're not disappointing people is just fruitless there's no right way to do it because you could say from the beginning I'm doing it you could say it at the end you could say it at the middle you can try anything and like people are going to not be happy with you and you have to be happy with yourself so I think like trying to like do it right there's no way that's what I've seen and if I see someone who does it right and everyone's happy with them I'll let you know it's how do you think I did it it was a little messy I think no no now in hindsight in hindsight

we're like yeah I killed it at the time like I got a lot of backlash like it was a little

messy I think I waited I think I waited maybe like two months too long but like I'll never

ever apologize or regret for taking time like for myself to feel comfortable by the time I was

ready to share I was like bursting I wasn't even nervous you know I had such a positive experience

I wanted to shout it from the rooftops but like I guess you know who did it in a good way

And then we'll see. share I was like bursting I wasn't even nervous you know I had such a positive experience I wanted to shout it from the rooftops but like I guess you know who did it in a good way Taylor Strecker but she was never like a you know the face of a body positive movement like and I guess the difference like for me is like I was like a very vocally self-hating fat person like I think I would talk openly like yeah sure I'm great but I would prefer to be thin which is like kind of a crazy thing to say yeah you were never like the face of the movement I don't even think you were really so enmeshed in the community no no I wasn't so I just happened to be a fat person community because you weren't yeah there and we're in our we're not in that we're in our community so like we're just have the toasters we're happy for you if you are happy right right that's why I really like my community I'm not looking to join others yeah there are other communities that like you can go to but we've created our own where they just want to see us happy and that's why you didn't have that experience so in regards to Meghan Trainor she looks great her announcement is great there's backlash like who fucking cares like she's she is she able to be like the best version of herself as a mom as a performer like great yeah to me like I feel like her whole journey is so emblematic of like the amazing things that the drug can do coupled with hard work and lifestyle lifestyle changes getting your mind right and I I feel like her life is just so whole and so if people have issues with this and then also telling us like she's telling us now she's not making a big deal about it she's just like throwing it in if people have issues with this and then also telling us, like she's telling us now she's not making a big deal about it.
She's just like throwing it in. If people have issues with this rollout, like that's problematic to me because I think this is a Pardew rollout.
I agree. And I think that you can tell somebody.
It was obvious because if I knew. Right.
You can tell when people take the drug and just sort of like let the drug work on them. Right.
Like and I think that's probably what I did for like the first half of I did for a year. The first like six months, I just like let the drug do its thing.
I didn't really change anything about my life. I didn't work out.
I didn't change the things that I was eating. I was just eating about half of what I was eating because that's what the drug does.
And so, you know, no matter what, you're going to lose weight. And then halfway through, I was like, okay, now let's do that, but also try a little bit.
And I started like making better choices and working out. So much so that by the time that six months went by, I felt like I could do it without the drug.
And so I relate to Megan on that level and I think you're 100% right. Like that's, I think what a doctor would say is like the best way to do it.
Yeah. So Mazel Tov Megan.
Megan. Mazel Tov Megan.
So jealous. So jealous.
Megan. Now I'm saying Megan.
Megan? I need Josh Peck to record Megan for me so I can hit a button when I want to do the Megan. Okay, you can also find it on YouTube.
He did it like a thousand times when he was 16. But what's the point of having a personal relationship with him if I can't ask for things? Like, you know that button that we were using in the hotel where you record something? Yeah.
And then you hit it? I'm going to send him one. Okay.
Ask him to do it. And send it back.
And send it back. Yeah.
Bang. With a prepaid label.
Love that. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Am I? No.
It's a little more. No, I'm not.
No, you are. You are.
You are ready. Oh, I am.
Okay. It's just like some more small mazel news, which is that Jennifer Lawrence has welcomed her second child with her husband.
Yeah, she gave gave birth i don't know why i like forgot she was pregnant i don't know if i thought she already gave birth or i like she never got i don't i thought she was like more in line with your timeline so now like she's left the group i thought she was more in line with like margot robbie who gave birth like six months ago oh well she has welcomed her second baby with her husband they also have a three-year-old named sigh kooky like the name of our horse i know i'm curious what her kid's name is gonna be no it's kook mill roney but this people magazine article says spelled it wrong says cookie that's funny he is c-o-o-k-e so they added the i added the i just muscle memory you know totally do i know and they already have a three-year-old name sigh i wonder what the name is gonna be i feel like otis that's a real she's such an otis i actually was thinking like oh her first is named otis right and then i saw it was sigh so now i'm saying okay her second will be otis what do you think oh i don't know that's a. That's a really good guess.
She definitely does like old, like, I don't know. She's so like different.
And his name being Cook, like just kind of confuses the whole thing. Otis Moroney.
Just give us a guess. It makes it more interesting.
I think maybe she would do a letter C. Okay.
Because Cy and Cook. So Cojers? It's a little too common.
I know it's like creeping up on the top 10. Like Clyde, even though that's too similar to Psy.
It is. Cleo.
Oh, why do we think she's having a boy? Oh, I don't know. I guess it could be a girl.
I guess it's a 50-50 chance. I don't know.
I just feel like it's a boy. Yeah, she has boy mom energy.
And I just feel like people are having boys right now. People are having boys.
That's a very, like, not a universal thought. Like, because I saw a TikTok.
Someone was like, is everybody having boys now? Like, who are they going to procreate with? Like, there are no. Shadden's daughter.
The comments were like, no, everyone I know is having a girl. So it's just like, it's a unique.
Oh, okay. It's just unique to us.
But yes, no everyone I know is having a girl so it's just like it's a unique okay it's just unique to us but yes like everyone I know personally right now is having a boy it's so crazy except for Shannon except for Shannon that's really crazy so it seems like all of like my god-willing sons and his friends are gonna be like pining forughter. Daughter.
Which they would be even if there were a million girls in the world.

What's your favorite John Mayer song?

Mine's probably fathers be good to your daughters.

That's a good one.

Yeah, I think so.

It's really beautiful.

What was the story?

Jennifer Lawrence.

Oh, right.

I feel like she'll announce it in, you know, a really like like, in six months in a pargy way. Like, she announced her

pregnancy, like, very nonchalantly in, like, a random

Vogue interview. She doesn't have social media.

So I don't know when the hell we're gonna find out

what the baby's name is. And how we even know this.

Did I tell you that I got a video made

of, like, the baby naming lady on TikTok?

She did one for me? Yeah, and it was, like,

no bueno, right? It wasn't any

names that, like, I liked or even

would consider, but I was honored to have been included and it was a lot of names right right so i guess there's different categories the book at you is not helpful sorry to this lady i don't know which one don't be such a hater oh my god she loves the toast no no queen i love what you do but i'm just gonna like be honest which is that like give her five give her a short list. Like there was 45 names there.

So there's different like categories of names.

They have like,

they have different names for the categories.

I forget.

It's like,

you know,

East,

West,

of course,

biblical.

Classic.

Yeah,

right,

right, right.

So she did the four,

she did the four categories and like six names in each,

which I don't think she was doing predictions.

She was kind of offering me,

she does consultations.

So, um, I didn't love any of them, even though they were throwing around Sam Soffer, which I kind of liked. Like Samuel Soffer, it says.
Or Samson. Or Samson, yeah.
I like Samson. But I just felt honored, like not me getting baby name predictions, like am I Jennifer Lawrence? That's like really a celebrity move.
Correct. Or like a big time influencer.
Huge. Like an influencer mentor.
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Yeah. So, dear toasters, I'm sure you guys are familiar.
It's our weekly advice segment. Every Tuesday, Jackie and I help out three swirlies in need who have written into us, um, about things going on in their lives and we're just going to do our best to help.
So if you ever find yourself in a pickle, you can email us, dear toasters at gmail.com. We'll do our best to get back to you.
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All right, first up, a little corporate drama. Hey, Swirlies, I'm running in with a professional dilemma.
I plan events and dinners for my company. And we had an event last night, which was a seated dinner for 35 people.
I have a coworker who is 24 and he's like the office drunk. His name is Kyle.
I don't think that's his real name. Don't worry.
Well, I look over during dinner and I see Kyle and what looks like him getting his steak sent back because it wasn't cooked the way he likes it. Not once, not twice, but he sent it back three times.
He was being rude to the wait staff and the chef all while a speech was being given. So obviously I was giving him like eye daggers and telling him to stop.
After dinner, the man comes looking for me and he's getting really loud right off the bat. I pulled a Craig Conover and I said, Kyle, let's talk tomorrow.
And boy, oh boy, he didn't like that. He proceeds to yell at me until I just walked away.
So do I let this go? Do I have a chat with my boss about it? Because you bitch, you're not going to talk to me like that. And you're not going to treat service workers like that on my company credit card.
Love you. Bye.
Honestly, like we have to remember this is a professional environment because if this is like your friend i have a list of things but there are procedures in place for this no right so like you don't need to worry about like snitching this is literally the job and he is drunk at a company event he is berating people at a company event and then berating you at a company event that's like four h violations yeah just take it you know to the right up the flagpole channel yeah I think there are certain scenarios where like being a snitch is okay no but like it's not snitchery if it's HR like what other function do they serve other than to police workplace behavior because like these aren't your friends you can say what you want like this is why there is HR yeah and I when I look at this, it's like from Kyle's POV, like he's 24. And yeah, maybe at 24, like I thought it was okay to like get drunk.
Like these are lessons he needs to be, you're doing him a favor because he needs to be taught the hard way. Like you cannot get drunk at a work dinner.
Yeah. No, it's something that he needs to learn and you're going to help him learn that lesson.
How kind of kind of you but it's true like you have bad experiences when you're younger and they shape you to be a professional and to be like a you you learn from experience and then sometimes you meet people who like never got those lessons and they're like 40 years old acting like animals so you're actually doing this man an enormous service by ratting on him yeah no actually like this will better him as a person that's not why you're doing it because it's the right thing to do but that's just a bonus no and like this is not your problem like your job is to plan events not to sit down with 24 year olds and like do therapy it's seriously not your problem yeah um i'm sorry that that happened to you hey swirlies we have a message we have a deer toasters from one of my tostadas and i i wanted to obviously serve my community. So hey, Swirlies, we have a message.
We have a deer toaster from one of my tostadas and I wanted to obviously serve my community. Hey, Swirlies, let's get down to business.
I come from a Hispanic background and my husband and I live on the same property as my parents. We live in different houses, but on the same lot.
My parents help us out quite a bit with our toddlers. I also cook on a regular basis.
So when I have extra, I like to share with my parents. My husband recently decided that this bothers him.
He asked me to stop offering it to them all the time. The only problem is that my cooking is so top tier.
Sometimes my parents will ask me if there's food or if I'll cook or to share with them. What am I supposed to do? Say no to their face? There's really no escaping it when they're literally our neighbors.
Sincerely, a tostada that is stuck between her parents and her husband. That's so weird.
Your husband's so wrong for this. He's so wrong.
And you could just be like, no, I made this for them. Like I would have made less, but I'm cooking more because I'm cooking for them too.
Like remind him of everything that they do. Sometimes you just need like a- There's so many.
There's so many things. First of all, a knock over the head.
First of all, like it's a nice thing to do for someone who is helping you out with your kids, right? Yeah. You're not paying them.
You're saving money. So that's one reason why it's a nice thing to do.
Two, they're your fucking parents. Yeah.
It's like if I, like sometimes I'll ask Olivia, like, do you have extra food? I'm hungry. No, and she literally like will come over with a Ziploc.
Yeah. And vice versa.
Like when I have something that I made that's really good and I have extra, I'm like, you got to try this. It's like a normal, happy thing to do.
If my husband was like, stop giving our leftovers to Olivia. Actually, I'd just be like, oh, because you want them for yourself because you love my cooking so much.
That's not what this man's saying. But still, like, it's the nice thing to do.
Your mom didn't get a chance to cook because she was busy watching her toddlers. Like, just make sure to rub his face in it.
No, I don't know. And I'm also getting the vibe, like, if you live on their property, they maybe also help you out financially.
Like, yeah. And so, because even, it sounds like this could also just be like your neighbor and you're bringing food over to your neighbors which is so nice anyone who has a problem with that is weird but the fact that the neighbor is your parents who help you out with your toddlers and i think also financially like what is your fucking problem yeah don't accept help if you can't then reciprocate those are the worst fucking types of people yeah and then it puts you in a bad spot this is every night it's not like you're doing it too much it's like no every single night i'm making dinner and i'm making for them too because i'm making for my entire family which includes and you're the one who's putting in all the work if it but were to bother anyone it would bother you the only reason i can think of is because like he wants the leftovers the next day so that's interesting but i feel like if that were the case there's such an easy solve you make even more and then there's leftovers and a gift for your parents if that's not it that's the case to this toaster if that is the case because he wants to eat it make more make more but i love that's not it jobs no we're giving our jobs we're also giving the schmuck the benefit of the doubt i'm telling you that ain't it he's like protective like a territorial that's the word like my wife like fuck off go buy your own house and get your own babysitter then.
Yeah, literally. Oh my God, it actually really bothers me.
I'm mad for you. I don't think you need to leave him and I don't think he's gay.
But he could be. He wants all that extra food to give it to his lover.
Yeah, or he's just like in a particularly bad mood because he's hiding this big secret. so he's eating his feelings it's a theory albeit a far-fetched one i don't think i think you're safe this time but um it sounds like your husband actually just needs to be like slapped he needs like a knock over the head yeah like to be hit with over the head with the truth yeah no i didn't mean like physical violence i would never like a metaphorical ass whipping yeah maybe just play this episode for him I don't think we've been harsh enough and I think only you can do it from your own mouth because you know are you talking to me? no no you toaster tostada like because you know you have all the examples of what they do and how he benefits and you can feed them get in there get that finger in there too also if I know my tostadas community um like your parents are beacons in your family like you give them the utmost respect you would give them the shirt off your back you feed them you clothe them you bathe them like there's nothing you wouldn't do i mean everybody respects their parents of course like certain cultures like cultures respect their elders more yeah even more um and the tostadas actually and i'm being dead serious are very similar to the jewish community where it's like above all else, parents, parents, parents.
So if he doesn't get that. Hola.
Adios. Oh, thank you.
Not me. Hola.
Hola to you too. I got confused.
I was thinking of like aloha and shalom, which are both hello and goodbye in their respective languages.

Like it reminds me of that Miss Congeniality

when she's like trying to make a joke.

Do you think people in Hawaii like hang up the phone

and they're like, hello?

Whatever.

I got confused.

We'll just cut that out.

That was so embarrassing.

Okay, third and final.

I'm gonna give you an option.

It was an explosive mistake.

No, actually, I'm not gonna give you an option. Oh, this is funny.
Okay. The teacher community needs us.
I'm so glad we're all past that Reese Witherspoon thing. Hey, girlies, girlies.
I'm in need of some advice. Do you remember when the teacher community came for me with the Reese Witherspoon Draper James thing? Oh, yeah.
Let's take a trip down memory lane. lane we had a story like three years ago draper james which is like five years ago covid draper james which is reese witherspoon's like dress company they had found themselves in hot water because they posted like a uh sweepstakes almost basically being like we're giving out a free dress to a teacher free dresses to teachers and i think it was like in the fine print like the first 100 teachers who signed up got free dresses it was like a nice thing but of course like thousands of teachers wanted free dresses and most of them didn't get it and so the teachers like came for draper dreams being like you're evil they were like literally were canceling reese and her company and i remember on the toast i was like well first of all she's doing something nice and second of all like you guys misunderstood the fine print like it's literally not her fault and then she had to like go oh to make it right she donated like a hundred thousand dresses and it's like you're exploiting the situation like it was not and I didn't take the teacher aside oh my god I got so much shit I stand by what I said are you not speaking because you don't want to make yourself a target of the teacher community one thousand percent while operating on like not a lot of facts from this story because whatever happened it's an old story i blocked it out mentally and i don't want to go oh that's so funny you don't you don't remember the great draper dream saga like it is familiar but it's not up there on like my great list of sagas.
Oh, oh,

it's,

it's a smaller one for me,

but I always remember it because I love the teacher community, but I wouldn't do anything differently.

Like there,

what does Draper James owe the teachers?

Like they were doing something nice.

How would you rank it in the list of sagas?

Like you mean on a scale of one to 10,

how bad was it?

No,

like in all of our sagas,

you don't have to like,

but where would,

let's say,

let's say there's like, there's probably like 15 sagas.

I would say it's like number two or three.

Oh no, sorry.

Like 12 or 13.

Like at the bottom, whatever.

We should make a list.

It was a little.

Privately.

No.

Privately.

Privately.

Privately.

Okay, so all's that to say, all's that to say the teachers need us.

Hey girly swirlies, I'm going to need you some advice on how I can unsee something. I have a very P-jump husband who I find really attractive.
I'm a middle school teacher and I have our wedding picture as my phone background. Recently, the kids have started to joke about my husband having a big forehead and a receding hairline.
While that is a little true, it's never been something that bothered me until now. I can't stop thinking about it.
Him balding, staring at his forehead all the time. I've even gone as far as joking about us flying to Turkey for a hair transplant and he doesn't think it's funny.
How do I unsee this or get it out of my head? I know these annoying kids are 14 and I shouldn't let that affect me. But maybe they have a point, LOL.
Thanks for helping. Oh, my God.
I always think about how, like, I wouldn't want to be a teacher because, like, I would not be good. I have, like, bad patients.
But you also forget that, like, especially at this age, kids can be particularly cruel and like honest. And I don't know if I personally could handle it, honestly, like the bullying.
Yeah, I think it's like a little crazy that it's affecting the way you see your husband so much. Like they're a bunch of snot nose kids.
Let's see what they look like at his age. Like they're so perfect.
Why do they have your phone? Well, that's another thing.

I think that there's no place for screens in the classroom.

So maybe if you put it away, your problems would go away.

As a teacher, you probably learn these lessons the hard way of like not giving too much of like your personal information and just like details for them to work with.

Because then they'll start like just making jokes and nicknames and like you just have to like starve them of information.

No, like you think of it as like a moment of vulnerability.

They see it as an opportunity to attack.

Thank you. then they'll start like just making jokes and nicknames and like you just have to like starve them of information like you you think of it as like a moment of vulnerability they see it as an opportunity to attack yeah so i think boundaries yeah okay but that doesn't help her in this particular seriously get over it like that's really crazy yeah notice and a bunch of middle schoolers are going to make you notice and you're going to send your husband to turkey over the opinion of some middle schoolers snap snap out of it, teach.
Middle scooters? These middle scooters on their scooters. Exclusive middle scooters.
Snap out of it, teach. What are you doing? Yeah, snap out of it.
Jackie's right. Like letting these snot-no kids, like you have a happy marriage.
How many people can say that? Yeah. And look, you're letting these little ugly kids get in the way of that.
Get over it. Get over it.
And it kind of harks back to what we were saying at the beginning of the show. Like when you really love someone, like their quirks or their flaws are endearing to you.
And they're not unattractive. And so lean into that.
You love this man. This man loves you.
This man protects you. This man provides for you, hopefully.
Seriously, so what if he's balding? Like so what? Some people are bald. Vin Diesel is very hot.
Yeah. There's a lot of attractive baldies.
Yeah. Big foreheads.
If it doesn't bother him, then unfortunately- Who cares if a man has a big forehead? So true. Now, if you were a lesbian, women can, you know, have it worse.
The beauty standards for women, maybe- The beauty standards. Maybe we could talk about a trip to Turkey.
Honestly, that's how fucked up the world is. But Jackie's right.
Like, every man is bald Like that's your husband. Like who cares? Right.
Does his baldness affect his ability to earn a living? Then I would be concerned. Yeah.
Does his baldness affect his ability to rear children? Like no. Not if he goes on the meds.
True. Actually, minoxidil, propecia, they can be, you know, sperm killers.
Yeah. But you could get it on the meds if that's more important to you than the sperm at the moment, which it might be.
Who knows what you guys are. The thing is, it doesn't bother him, so it really, it factually cannot bother you.
It's true. Like, if someone wanted to put me on medication for something about my, an aesthetic thing about myself that does not bother me but bothers you, like, I'd say you don't love me.
No, of course, imagine if Zach was like hung up on a flaw of yours which just in general would be fucked up but a flaw that you've never voiced yeah and even when he brings it up it's not it doesn't become my new flaw i'm just like i don't care oh i don't care say my hair like say like it was thinning and he was like get on like he wants to send me to turkey like i'll send you to i'm trying to think of like an equivalent. Like.
Wait. Okay.
Like. Say he wants to put you on Ozempic.
No. Weight can.
Like weight is fluid. You're like.
You're not born with a specific weight. You're born with a certain amount of hair follicles.
Like that's true. So maybe like teeth.
Maybe teeth. Okay.
Teeth. If Ben was like.
Oh. Would you ever like want to get veneers? Like my teeth don't bother me.
But they're not perfect. i would be like no i would be like what the fuck is your problem i would actually be really offended i would be really yeah and i say who needs the veneers now yeah i say we only have one appointment you should take it you gotta let this go you're letting like the immaturity and like the the way kids can be mean you're letting it penetrate you and as a teacher teacher, I feel like that's where you have to draw the line.
It's true. You can't.
You're supposed to be influencing them, not the other way. You can't live your life based on what the students are going to think.
Fuck them students. Honestly.
That's like why I can't be a teacher. The way I would like really have a hard time, like not telling it like a particularly annoying kid to fuck off.
Yeah there's schools where that's acceptable maybe i would thrive there it's like bad teacher yeah i would just be like you're ugly like you have other problems to worry about like don't no seriously work on yourself because you're gonna need a lot of help in this world as an ugly person like i would seriously sometimes kids need to be spoken to like in a real way that's literally the plot of bad teacher which is why it's shocking you don't like it more. It's not that I don't like it.
I was like, I don't remember it. I wasn't impacted by it.
But if I remember correctly, she was like more so a bad teacher because she herself was like hungover. Like it wasn't, I would do my job.
She didn't do her job. Like I would do my job.
I would show up for class. And then when people like weren't listening, I would say, but you're ugly.
Like, why aren't you listening? She does start to do her job because of the prize money that she's after right right test results yeah um so she does get it together while also ruling with an iron fist yeah i would just be in it for the sweet treats i feel like the teacher's lounge is always filled with like parents dropping off cupcakes and stuff of course but there are easier ways to get cookies like in this world there's a bakery across the street but i used to think that way too i was like when i would see my teacher eating something i'd be like i'm gonna be a teacher one day and that's gonna be me just so i can eat but instead i became an adult and i can just go to the bakery which is also good but there's something nice about like a tupperware is being brought in because like even if eating in front of people like and it's all yours not only that like yes we could go across the street and get a cookie but like we also then have to go to work so if the work could just have the cookie two birds it's very different and also when it's unexpected you know like oh it's so thoughtful don't i feel like there's always donuts in school there is always we could also become cops if we're looking for donuts like if you work in a corporate there's It's so crazy. It's like, am I going to have a donut today again? That's a crazy way to live.
I know. And what's a crazier way to live is the way we live, where nobody brings donuts to our places of work.
Nobody. And at the end of the year, we get holiday gift baskets sent to us by us.
From us. So we know what's in them.
So you don't have the element of surprise. And they really good but they are it's not the same when you send them to yourself those pargy chocolate covered pretzels that was a real treat yeah i guess there weren't enough in there but it was good i feel like there were not enough in there that was your toasters you guys a nalafi for you today.
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