The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Welcome back to the toast, everyone. Hope everybody's having a pargy.
Gargy. Oh, I'm having a gargy pargy one, so you want to know why? Because you're wearing a gargy pargy set.
A gargy pargy lowercase, gargy pargy uppercase set. I'm wearing our new gargy pargy set.
I'm wearing an extra large. And I didn't wear a jacket today, so I'm walking to work.
And the back of this sweatshirt just says in huge letters, like, Gargi Pargi.

And I'm walking to work.

And it was like a quiet block, you know?

And I hear someone screaming.

Before she even said it, I, like, knew that it was a scream directed towards me.

She goes, Gargi Pargi.

And I turned around.

It was just like a toaster in the wild.

I don't know if she thought I was a toaster in the wild, not the toaster in the wild, but it was a great moment for women. The head of toast relations.
Correct. That's very exciting.
I am wearing our aforementioned rugby polo long sleeve shirt. It is this baby blue.
It's got the GSU on the breast because I am a graduate of girly swirly university. I am highly educated.
I'm a highly educated individual. And I think that that shows.
And and so i wear this shirt with pride and with a lot of drama surrounding the collegiate system right now it's really important that we support universities that protect all students and gsu is an accredited university where all are welcome it's very true and a place that you can be proud to be an alum of i think a lot of alumni these days are feeling really ashamed shame of where they spent four years and spent all their money. So true.
And not GSU alums. They're prouder than ever.
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We'll see you tomorrow. How was your April Fool's? Did you survive? Did you get pranked? Let me tell you, I didn't get got once.
And I'm like, I was so fucking on it. Why does it feel like so many people announced stuff yesterday? Like real stuff.
What is it? And by the way, we did that too. We announced our merch.
No, that was a confusing part of the of the day and as a business owner like it is annoying that like this day becomes sort of like funky because you do also like need to do regular business on this day you know Lauren Bostic well yeah I saw she launched toilet paper and I was like that's fucking brilliant and Claudia was like it's April Fool's it's a prank I'm like I don't think it is Women's Wear Daily. Like, I think it's real.
And they had to put it in the caption, be like, no, this isn't a prank. Turned out to be real.
But it's like, is there a strategy behind doing a night before? Do you get like more engagement because people are unsure? You might, but I don't know if that's like helping with your conversions. I would love to ask Lauren how the launch went.
Like, it's actually so annoying. And I was thinking the same when, because we had these big plans for April Fool's with Spritz.
We were doing like a fake Manischewitz collab that may or not actually be happening. And then, but then I also had to launch the merch.
And I'm like, people are going to think like these are back-to-back pranks, but what's funny about merch? But I just hate that we have to caveat being like, not a prank, real merch, shopchanel.com. Like, well, shopchanel is the prank like it's just annoying i am getting over like social media april fools like for a while i had a lot of fun for a lot of years nobody blew me away this year like and thankfully i didn't see anybody faking any pregnancy announcements which i was grateful for because you know that's a one-way ticket to cancellation bill someone who faked a pregnancy announcement but but crushed it is Amy Schumer because she took a secret video of her telling her husband she's pregnant.
And he was like, you don't have a uterus. Oh, okay, that's funny.
I'll allow it. I didn't see that.
I actually, I feel like there were so many less pranks this year, which was nice. And there was one really good one that I saw and it was the sort of thing that's like, now i want that and it was dyson the eyebrow the dye brow the dyson brow they made like a basically a dyson air wrap like for your hair but it's like the size of your finger and it's for your eyebrows to like blow out your eyebrows let me tell you people would buy that i didn't think it was so crazy i didn't think and what's gonna be annoying is like especially on instagram in feed you know we're gonna to get April Fool's pranks like in a few weeks and you just have to check the date on everything yeah I I felt really proud like some years I really get got even in my personal life as you guys know Jackie's friend Dana from the redheads is like this is her Christmas like it's her Super Bowl she wakes up at 5 a.m.
she probably plans some weeks in advance she she did not get me bitch she did not she got me so good that I still have to like remember that it wasn't true but basically I woke up with like so many texts and one was from the redheads we're planning our next episode and she sent a screenshot from the author that we're reading this month and the author had written on his Instagram story like hey just found out that the redheads are reading whatever his new book is called for their next episode they're always so hilarious insightful like give it a listen and then it was like a book emoji and a worm and I just went back like oh my god like that's so cool that would happen um you didn't go like double check I went on with my day and then I realized it was April Fool's and I was like damn I wonder why I haven't heard from Dana yet she always gets me early in the morning and then later she said it was April Fool's I was like oh okay I that one was really ingrained in my mind the key to Dana's success is she gets you so early it's like the first thing you see in the morning but I think her praying for me not to criticize because she's really good at it her praying for me this year was so stupid yeah that like it she could have caught me in the middle of the night and I wouldn't have believed it she was like oh my god you see Elise Myers is back on TikTok she on TikTok. She's launching an OnlyFans.
And like that would just never fucking happen. Like it's just Elise Myers is like your guys' favorite.
Well, me and Dana are like always talking about Elise Myers, like her whole saga on TikTok and then she disappeared and she hasn't been seen in like a year. So I guess it was like she's back but also she's becoming an OnlyFans.
Like that so would never happen. It was just listen, I don't want to criticize.
I know she's busy. You know, she became a mother this year.
She can't do everything. My prank wasn't good.
Sorry. Maybe you'll get a new one.
And the way that she wrote it too, she was like, run, don't walk to TikTok. Who talks like that? Certainly not her.
Correct. Yeah.
Well, good job, Dana. Another year we survived April Fool's.
Yeah. But it's not a joke how cute Bruno is, I'll tell you that much.
Speaking of Dana, are you in the March Madness bracket? Did you do it? No, I didn't do it. Why? Because if you send me a text message, I'm not going to answer, let alone fill out a bracket.
Like it's bad timing. So I did it because like last year, Dana forced me.
It was the first year I did it. And I low-key came in like second place.
I almost won. I had just like made shit up.
So I thought I had the knack for the Brack. You had the elk of Bracket.
I had the knack for the Brack. That's good.
So this year I just kind of, I let like my, you know, vibes take me. I was just like clicking on logos and things that I'm literally in like 96th place.
I already, like there's no way I could win. She has 96 people in her league? Let me tell you.
I didn't check. I think there were some games last night.
So I should check maybe something crazy happened happened she should have pranked you by saying you're in first place didn't you do that that would have been a no but i was in first place for a while last year and i ended up coming in second okay i am in 43rd place okay but i got 40 out of 63 picks correct like i think that's pretty good no who's in first place someone named elizabeth Do a last name no everybody just put their first name it might be Lizzie it might be oh you know her yeah yeah she went to college with us Dana's in third wow she's definitely cheating who's in second Margo Oshre I think this is Margo she's in 22nd place who's in second place someone named Neil like do you know who that is Neilgo. She's in 22nd place.
Who's in second place? Someone named Neil. Like, do you know who that is? Neil? No.
Jackie, there's six. There's like, how many people are in here? There's 50 people in here.
Maybe that's like her dad. Oh, and I guess my.
His name's not Neil. My team like that I chose lost Alabama.
Fuck them. Like, you should have voted for Auburn.
Could have, would have, should have. Because the head coach is a Jew and a proud one.
Oh, I love him. I love him.
If I had known, I obviously would have led with my faith. Had them go all the way.
Hashem is with that team. I would have let my faith lead me, but I didn't know that.
Brian Perlman or whatever his name is. He's such a king.
I need to put it down for Queenie. Kind of hot, no? Of course.
And like he's just such a rock star. Righteousness makes you good looking.
Of course your insides influence the way that you look on the outside. So not crushing my bracket this year, which is disappointing.
Although not shocking. I guess it was more shocking last year that I almost won.
Yeah. And it's a big pot because she gets so many people and you only have to pay like 20 25 bucks so how much i think last year was like a thousand dollars who won last year i don't know all i know is that it wasn't me i just feel like it was emily don't you feel like that emily halpern like perhaps but everybody just puts in their first name like i don't know who any of these people are.
Got it. Well, that's Dana's network.
Her network is her net worth. work, camp, home, college.
Yeah. Other job that she does at.
She stays friends with everyone. Like, that could not be less me if I tried.
I know. But opposite to track.
That's very Ben too. If he did a bracket, how many people you think he could get?

Oh, Ben would never do a bracket.

It requires like so much organization. That's not his strong suit.

I just mean that like Ben will be like, oh, I have a coffee meeting early in the morning.

Yeah, my middle school friend.

No, like literally from my internship 11 years ago.

I'm like, it's the opposite.

I have like my six friends and I've known them forever.

Every now and then I pick up a straggler, you know, Shannon, she's a newer one.

But no, Ben literally keeps in contact with everyone.

It's a great skill.

It is.

It's a good thing.

It is.

It just ain't me.

That ain't me.

Okay.

I know everyone's like sick and tired of hearing me talk about this, even though I like, okay,

I haven't talked about it that much, but I'm kind of like waiting for my baby to flip,

like not to make everything about me.

I feel like you haven't shared this on the show. Oh, have I not? Okay, so like my baby's like not like laying the right way.
And I really need him to flip. Like it's time, you know? They say like this is the.
And every time I go, I really thought last time he had flipped. Like the kicks had changed.
They said like you feel it more up by your ribs. Like you'll know.
Where do you feel him right now? Above the pussy you know oh i know oh but i had such a terrible night's sleep last night and the baby was kicking like really weird i feel like he was swirling around like maybe not flipping but like maybe you know doing practice flips like yeah i think i really need to put out positive and dr fox is like most people's baby flip like in the next couple of weeks like you're i'm still on track I just have a bad feeling like that he's not gonna flip and I really want to push like that's the whole point like that's so classic like I want to be in a movie like ah and like screaming at Ben like I want that like that's the whole point that's why I did this to scream at Ben in a in a tone in a tenor you've never reached correct and like do I need another excuse to hate my stomach like to have a big scar on it now like please i can't take that on i can't well definitely put out like pause i know that's like so corny but definitely like positive manifestation and then also there are things that people do like okay dr fox said absolutely none of them are medically proven but yes people say no they're not medically proven and i like i it's not the sort of thing dr fox is going to endorse because it's like lauren bossick said that reiki like a sound bath flipped her baby and then i was telling that to dr fox and he was like well her baby was probably going to flip right right but you should do it anyway but the further along we go the less space in my belly for a baby to flip like we gotta go jack's taylor ruined re Totally. This is such Ben Soffer behavior of the baby though.
Like, cause if I, if the baby was taking after me, like we would have flipped weeks ago. Yeah.
We would be ready to go. Bags are packed.
We're ready to go. No, this is so Ben Soffer waiting till the last minute.
And like maybe, maybe not making the flight. I do think you should like look into some of the Eastern things.
It doesn't hurt. It's just could be a waste of time, but you have time.

My friend Rachel recommended acupuncture

and I actually thought

that was a good suggestion.

I've been seeing a lot of positive things

about acupuncture.

Have you?

You know, Brian Kelly has this crazy story.

You know, for years and years and years,

Brian Kelly was like a pack a day smoker.

I don't know if you know that about him.

Yes, I know.

But way before I knew him,

like in his 20s and early 30s.

And sorry for putting him on blast, but I think he said this before publicly. I'm pretty sure.
And he wanted to quit really badly. He didn't know how.
And he literally did one acupuncture session and never smoked a cigarette ever again. Wow.
Yeah, I just saw a reel about acupuncture and what the what they were saying it can do. It's like magic.
Now, it failed my boy Theo. We did do canine acupuncture.
But again, And I think acupuncture and what the what they were saying it can do it's like magic now it failed my boy theo we did do canine acupuncture but again i think acupuncture was no match for like stage four cancer that is right i didn't hear about it curing cancer no but something like this i you know what i'm open i think there are fertility like um acupuncture specialists who like do these types of things yeah i think you should reach out to your woo woo friends for this ben lauren yeah i should ask her if she knows a good acupuncturist in nyc for sure so yeah let us know how that goes you're taking a journey east send me flippy energy you know okay but sometimes the baby doesn't flip because like and i was my physical therapist physical therapist was telling me this. Her baby didn't flip and like she,

you know,

was the physical therapy queen.

She wanted to push too.

Turns out she had a very short umbilical cord.

So had she delivered vaginally,

like it would have been like,

it would have been an issue.

It would have been like bungeeing the baby.

Sometimes it's the part,

you have to trust the process.

Right.

So she gave a C-section,

did a C-section and it turns out that was kind of like her only option and the best option.

So I'm just trying to lead with God,

lead with grace,

but like flip, do a flip. You should watch gymnastics.
What if I did a somersault? Like would that help or hurt? It would definitely hurt. Like I don't think that would help anything.
What if I hung upside down from like the monkey bars? Well then, I just don't think that's what a pregnant woman should do. No, of but does the baby experience gravity but like would it would it trip him out so he would then i think the womb is like an anti-gravity chamber yeah i do did you see that um the astronauts who were stuck in space who are now coming back home um they obviously are on a press tour and everybody's asking like what did you want to eat first what did you miss the most food and drink wise they gave like such bland answers i was kind of disappointed one of them was like a latte okay yeah i thought that was such a bad answer wait the other guy said chicken salad okay they don't have that canned up there for you and then the third guy who gave like a normal answer said fresh bread.
I just feel like those astronauts like aren't being real. You know? Oh my God, it's a conspiracy? No, no, no, no, not a conspiracy.
Like I just feel like maybe they're just such professionals and also like the elk of an astronaut is someone who remains calm. Not a drama queen whatsoever.
No, I need them to start stuff. But no, no, no, like get mad.
Get mad, bro. And I actually saw one video that i felt like was the realest moment where this one astronaut was saying how he tuned into his church service every sunday to like because he needed god and so he felt really connected like he just became very spiritual that's nice that's real that's like you're stuck in outer space like where's the struggle yeah no you're so right they're being too cool calm and collected however that is what it takes to be an astronaut like you have to truly be that of course these are extenuating circumstances though no i know but astronauts are always going to have extenuating circumstances like they seriously chose the coolest of cucumbers to be astronauts and now they're they're showing us why they were chosen but i don't know like i'm just gonna need some more emotion from them they went through something really emotional of course so get mad chicken salad you believe that shit no that's really really crazy what was the other one that was weirder fresh bread and a latte a latte they don't have espresso machine up there the lady said latte now you know they have like instant coffee or like you know crap like you like military food where that's like dehydrated yeah yeah and it's like spam yeah it comes in like a cardboard sleeve yeah so i guess i'm not gonna become an astronaut for a multitude of reasons when i don't think i'm physically fit enough way too dramatic it's way too dramatic very calm and you also need to like live a minimal lifestyle like you need to be okay with less like material items you don't take anything you also need to be I think um like okay with being bored which is one of my least favorite feelings well you could bring games yeah but who am I going to space with because if'm going to space with you, like you're not going to play with me.
I think I'd be bored enough to play. I'd be playing a lot of solitaire.
I think I'd get bored enough to play. Oh, that's good.
So maybe if I want a chance to like get you to play Monopoly with me, I just have to take you to space. For sure.
But I played gin with you at Yardhouse and I whooped your ass. Jackie did play cards with me at Yardhouse and that's why I love Yardhouse.
It kind of brings out the best in people. Yeah.
And we played four person gin. So that's kind of hard.
It was extra competitive with one deck. And I whooped your tushies.
I don't know if I would say whoop. It was like a pretty long game.
And by the end, like somebody needed to win. And it just happened to be you.
Honestly. I had strategies.
She didn't. I had irons in the fire.
She didn't. Like that's the thing.
Not to be like a sore loser can respect that you won, but it wasn't this great feat. Okay, so I won't tell you my strategies then for how to win at gym.
That's okay. I don't need them.
I don't think that I do, honestly. You don't need them when you're not playing against me.
Okay, bitch. We have a great show today.
Did you watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion part one? I did. It was so good.
It was. I don't feel like this season was the elk of a three-part reunion.

Having said that, part one didn't disappoint as much as I thought it would,

given the fact that part one is usually the most boring.

Yeah.

And it does sort of set the scene as to why Garcelle left.

You thought she was being dramatic?

Like, no, she's definitely on an island by herself.

Yeah.

And having to finally come to, like, answer for a lot of the things that she said over the years that, like, are a little fucked fucked up. But like, I guess up until this point, we hadn't really like discussed them.
Yeah. And she just thinks she's like being like funny and the people and I think like probably the producers around her like hype her up and people are like, oh my God, Garcelle, you slay.
And then like, yeah, then people are like, hey, that was really nasty. And then everyone.
And what are you going to say? Like, yeah, there's's nothing so I think she just got like a little too hyped up on herself we'll recap it um in the tv recap but she definitely also put way too many of her eggs in Sutton's basket like she it's kind of like a rookie mistake to just tether yourself to one person and have no friendships outside of that because you really can't film if you if that one relationship then becomes a little weathered which it seems to be becoming like you don't really have that much going on it was like really harsh when erica said like i want you to be more interesting she's like it's not that you're not sharing stuff it's that you have nothing to share yeah and in which case like sometimes like it's a season for reality tv and it's not and and her work she doesn't have a lot to share personal life because she's working so much. Right.
So it's not like she doesn't have work. Yeah.
So we'll get into that. How are the stories? The stories are RBG.
I like them. Random but good.
I like some of them. You like it? You would love it.
I like it a lot. Can I tell you who does not stop saying you? You would love it.
Ben. Ben, he loves it.
I was going to say who else you talk to that would know that. So true.
Oh my god, I had like a real, sorry, we're going to get to the stories, but just one second. So Ben's birthday is tomorrow.
Happy birthday Bungalish. I made a pargy dinner reservation like weeks ago.
I'm really proud. Like I got this great reservation.
It's a fabulous new place. We're going away to like a little spa retreat this weekend.
And then he was like by the way i got this great tea time at this like fancy golf course on thursday so like we're gonna golf on thursday and like we not me obviously um the way i was so hurt like i i've built up in my mind like bet is my prisoner but in my mind like he wants to be there you know what i mean like he he would there's nowhere else he would rather be and the fact that it's his birthday and like he could do whatever he wants and of course i can't say anything like he's choosing not to spend it with me um it just kind of it was this break in my belief that like my prisoner is also my friend do you know what i mean well would you want to go golf with him he did then say like you could call me right in the car like please kill me like do you want uncomfortable like hard on thursday yeah lay in bed and watch tv we have so much fun when we do that it's not that he's choosing other people over you it's that he's choosing golf over laying in bed he's choosing life yeah he's yeah it just hurt my i didn't expect it to hurt my feelings so much honestly well i'm sorry that's. I guess I'll just have all day to get ready for my big date

while she comes back.

Can we just order in?

I'm kind of tired.

He's just tired.

No fucking way, bitch.

I made this reservation weeks ago.

Yeah.

We're going,

and we're gonna like it.

You will love it.

You will love it.

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Thank slash chart what can i say our first story some exciting baby and podcasting news and no it's not about you oh but jason kelsey um showed his newborn daughter finley on the new heights podcast and this was actually hysterical because kylie kel Kelsey gave birth a few days ago and Jason and Travis were recording New Heights and the baby makes an appearance. And so Travis virtually met Jason and Kylie's newborn daughter while recording Wednesday's New Heights episode.
Jason said, we just had a baby. Do you want to see your new niece? And they literally put the baby in the frame and the headphones on the baby that's really funny

Travis is like hey little muffin he said look at you just hanging out with mom he asked if she was

still nameless because they couldn't settle on a name right uh Kylie replied we had to fill out

birth certificate paperwork you could technically leave without it but we wouldn't remember to fill

out the fucking paperwork agreed like you're not so fair after you get home so she said that her

husband dead ass refused to let her name the baby Finnn which has instead become her nickname and her birth certificate name is finley um and they're just he's chatting with the baby he said are you happy to be out l oh that's a good question probably not and probably not and jason said how was kylie's uterus asking big questions. How was Kylie's uterus? That's actually really funny.
It's actually so funny. Hysterical that they put the baby on the podcast in the headphones.
And that's how Travis really met his new niece. Because he had only seen one photo.
Now, why hasn't Travis met the niece? Travis is obviously not busy. He's not working.
Like, go to Philadelphia and meet your niece. Yeah, well, I think it it's just a few days, you know, like he doesn't have to be the first one there.
This is their fourth child. Like I do think it's true.
It's true. Less like hyped up.
And it's like we'll meet her when we meet her. Maybe he has plans to make his way.
But him and Taylor have been. I don't know.
Was Travis in his usual setup? Like did he appear to be home? No, he appears to be in front of like an ornate barn door. Oh, not an ornate barn door.
Let me take a look at this. Hang on.
Go to page six. It's the first story.
So then you can. I'm just going to go to their episode.
Oh, OK. That works, too.
But then you could see the pictures of Finley with the headphones, which is seriously the funniest thing I've ever seen. It actually is really funny.
OK. He hasn't been in his.
Yeah. Oh, by the way, that's a perfect way to describe it.
It's an ornate barn door. Yeah.
So I don't think that's his house. They have been spending time in the mountains like in Utah and Yellowstone and so maybe they're still out west.
I'm also thinking of Taylor's real estate portfolio. Like where does this door fit in? She has this big estate in Nashville.
You might have a door like that at your Nashville home. You might, but they've been traveling.
They're like enjoying life right now. I don't know if they went back home.
They could be at a rental for sure. I'm feeling like it's a rental.
So interesting that he's still not home. That's really what I was wondering and gleaning from his.
Because you can tell when he's home, he's in his studio, just like you. He has an at-home studio.
Yeah. They're very similar to us.
They're male us. Now, what does Taylor Swift get for like her boyfriend's new nephew, niece, excuse me? I don't think Kylie would want an Hermes blanket I think she would literally hate that yeah she would want like a baby brezza like something really practical that like will help her in the night but I can see her like hating a baby brezza you know I feel like she has really strong opinions so do you think she has a baby list honestly no because she has everything for babies because she has three so I think just like maybe like a a cashmere sweater that says Finley or something like just a normal gift and that's a really good call but then also like baking for her like bringing her I think that's what Taylor could do I think that's like the nicest thing you could do for someone is like nurture the mother yeah and so if they are going to Philadelphia to know like to she'll over and she'll cook.
That would be like the best thing to do. Yeah, that's like a huge underrated gift.
Like come over, do the dishes. What if you just unloaded the laundry? Yeah, I wouldn't expect that from anyone other than like real family.
But yeah, if someone wants to bring me over a pot of soup, that's amazing. That is amazing.
But like make sure to clean the pot when you're done. don't give me jobs they'll come pick it up or bring a beef stew for a nursing mother like that's actually the best gift you could give a new mother well I feel like I've spoken that like a lot of my anxiety about being postpartum mostly has to do with the fact that my apartment will be messy because that's just like not something I can handle and so if you are a person in my life who's close to me who probably will will be invited over, let this be your message.
Like, please, first of all, don't bring stuff. Like, I don't need more crap in my house.
Like, don't bring me a gift basket. Like, I'm never going to get to it.
Why don't you bring a broom and a mop and just put, roll up your sleeves and get to work. Or they could just like pay the day rate for your housekeeper sure sure sure that works too but

like you know don't be afraid to roll your sleeves up and start putting things away that's that's what i want those list those who are close to me listening to this episode that's what i want them to walk away from this episode with okay i think that works and please don't bring stuff that's actually something i'm like anxious about you should register on baby list for a brew.

No, literally,

it's going to be like Swiffer.

It's, you know,

it's going to be like Swiffer. It's going to be like Swiffer products, Clorox.
And I feel like people feel compelled to come over and they're not empty handed. And I just want everyone in my life to know, please, please come over empty handed unless it's a sweet treat.
I don't need more crap, like more boxes and bags piling up in the foyer. I don't even have have a foyer and i think it's a foyer i'll reserve my thoughts do you think it's a foyer i think it's both i think it's like foyer is the real word but we say foyer got it you know foyer becomes just like a a dumpster What are your thoughts?

What are you not saying?

Nothing, nothing.

You think I'm going to want stuff?

What?

You think nobody's going to want to come over because I'm being such a nightmare?

I think you're just overrating all of this and worrying about like an-

Oh, okay.

I think you're just going to be like in a peaceful state as long as like you're holding baby.

You think?

As long as you're holding baby, like who cares what's in the foyer?

Oh, me.

I'm just saying, you might change. I might, I might.
And honestly, I hope that I will. Having said that, like.
And you're in bed with baby, so like, you don't even see the foyer. I have been in some of the lowest and highest moments of my life.
And like, my foyer was still top of mind. Okay.
I'm just saying, you know, I hope you're right right though. I do.
Yeah. I hope so too.
But I don't.

I actually don't want to.

I don't want to lose that part of myself.

No, no, no.

It will always come back.

But like in the immediate aftermath.

Like I really hope that that just takes a back seat.

Well, I would hope that like everybody around me is like cleaning up so that I don't even

have to.

It's a non-issue.

Do not give her anything.

I'm not even going to give you the blanket that I was going to get you because like you

don't need it.

It's not.

Jackie, you are going to give me the blanket. You are you are why what if it ends up in the foyer it won't i have a place for it on my rocker i'm ready for you could send it out don't get her anything let's give her what she wants let's give her what she wants fine rubber gloves toilet brushes like yeah come on okay i space for that okay i think we should do it guys.
I know everybody who's getting gifts listens to the brushes. Like, yeah, come on.
Okay. I have space for that.
Okay.

I think we should do it, guys.

I know everybody who's getting gifts listens to the show.

Like, I'm telling you.

Let's see.

Great.

Please do not bring stuff, like, for all.

Okay.

So Mazel Tov to the Kelseys and to Finley.

Welcome to the world.

That's a cute name, too.

It fits with, like, their vibes.

Wyatt.

That's the only one I know.

There's one with an E.

Like, Elsie.

Elliot?

Oh, you're right.

You're right.

Hold on.

Now we just need to put it.

No, it's not Elsie, Kelsey.

I love that.

I do, too.

Okay.

Wyatt, Elliot, but it's spelled, like, funny. Yeah, they do two Ts.
Two Ts and an E at the end. Yeah, so a lot of people thought when they were guessing this baby's name that it was going to have two Ts now.
The baby naming expert that I watched a video on said they didn't do the double Ts, but they still did double consonant with Finanelli. I see.
So Wyatt, Elliot, and Bennett. Cute.
Really cute. Cute.
And then Finley. So cute.
Yeah. Mazels.
Mazel. Are you ready for the next story? It's 11-11.
Make a wish. I wish for partiness like this forever.
I wish for my baby to flip. In his own time.
Our next story is Morgan Wallen cashing in on the SNL drama. Oh yeah.
And releasing God's Country merch. So yesterday Morgan Wallen dropped some new merch saying get me to God's Country.
It's a t-shirt and two hats. It's actually quite Parchi.
This story has obviously become like so viral and he's cashing in on it and a couple of well actually just one story about SNL came out yesterday that kind of answered some of the questions we were having about how um there was a sketch that Joe Jonas was featured in I don't know if you saw they needed like a musician and it was written for Morgan and he he had declined it they didn't say that it was like a bad thing he just didn't want to be in it which is his right you're there to perform music you don't like have to do

other stuff most people want to do it he didn't and that's why Joe Jonas took the gig um so I

think that does indicate like a sign of just you know not being a team player if you will I think

a sign for me of like I'm here to do the two songs like we're doing two songs I don't need to

like be a part of this nothing more nothing less and then when it's over I'm walking out the door

So, think a sign for me of like I'm here to do the two songs like we're doing two songs I don't need to like be a part of this nothing more nothing less and then when it's over I'm walking out the door and I am starting to feel like the God's Country thing was more so like he didn't enjoy his time in New York City like I don't feel like it was about SNL being godless heathens but I do think the two things together have made it look like like the walk-off plus get me out of here makes it look like he's angry at SNL but I actually could see a world where it's just like something that he posted because he missed home and he's been in this big city and that's how you refer to the south like yeah and not like that he's running away from SNL but like he spent a week in New York City and if you don't love New York City like that's a kind of a tough place to be I agree actually I think that it's possible that we are looking far too deep into this although the walk-off like was so shocking shocking that, and somebody did then tag me, thank you. The last time he did SNL, what did he do during the credits? And he did exactly what he was supposed to do.
Thank you and giving everyone hugs, like, you know, playing the part. So he knows it wasn't a lack of knowledge.
Yeah, and he didn't want to do that this time. So I think like the two things together make each thing seem bigger, but I could see a world where he had no idea that this plus the walk off would equal like Morgan Wallen hates SNL.
Agreed. Do you think we will ever see him on SNL again? Because you would think no after the last time, but he did come back.
I feel like, yeah, they said he's fine with the network. And I do.
Yeah. I don't I think it's possible he didn't have an awful time.
He just like doesn't want to be a part of it more than like doing the job and I don't think he thought get me to God's country was going to become like such a viral phrase and I love you know taking the opportunity to make some coin it's very disgraced queen of him yeah and it's really cute merch and like yeah get me to God's country this is God's country so the whole thing has just become really funny and did god's country as a like term for the south did that exist before blake shelton's song i think so but probably really popularized it and now of course morgan should also do a cover of that song did you see the swirly because you know blake shelton one is a cover just want to say i don't think it is blake shelton's like always low-key like doing must be in the side getting baptized in holy water and shine with the dogs running such a crazy song it's a crazy song not me like in new york city like at shabbat dinner singing that song I don't think he thought it would get that far. Yeah.
Saved by the sound of a, like it's so crazy. On a mercy river side.
Like literally me. Yeah.
Is it a cover? No. It's hard to find out, but it doesn't look like it.
Wait, I had one more thing I wanted to say.

I didn't think Blake Shelton had it in him.

Oh, you guys know, like as a part of my transition to becoming a Gen Xer, I'm watching a lot of programming that Gen X would like, and that includes American Idol. Did you see the girly voice when you were Gen Z? Right.
Oh, also, did you see Kelly Clarkson on Kylie Kelsey's podcast talking about how like she's talked a lot about how her foray into like Hollywood and the pop music scene after American Idol because it was so new, like this competition show. There were a lot of people who were like, look down on her and very derogatory because she came from one of these types of talent shows.
And she was like, it was just so funny to see people like who treated me like that then go on to and she was like, judge the voice. And now people are guessing like who she was talking about.
I kind of feel like it was Christina Aguilera. I just feel like they were probably swirling at the same time.
Interesting. Yeah.
Could it also be men? It could. It could.
Like Adam Levine. That was the second most popular comment.
I guess he's just known to be a dick. So like if the shoe fits.
He's such a voice judge. Yeah.
When you think yeah when you say some people judge the voice but we can't remember them correct and some people haven't judged the voice in years adam levine but he's eternally there yeah he's a voice judge so i don't know if you saw the girly on american idol who went viral because she auditioned with waiting all day for sunday night she literally sang the entire song in a prom time fight carrie it. Was like mouthing along with words.
Everybody's cracking up. And she actually did like a very good musically.
Like her voice was amazing. I'm cracking up.
So many people tagged me in an American Vital video of this girl who's like the next Carrie Underwood. And I didn't watch it.
And now I know why they were tagging me. It was a great tag.
That is so. Do me a favor.
Watch it later. I will.
You'll enjoy seeing Carrie. And they all know it immediately.
Maybe not Lionel. I think he was like a little confused.
That's not his fault. Luke Bryan knew exactly what was going on.
And it was just hilarious and a great way to stand out. That's hilarious.
Lots going on in the Gen X community. Join me.
That sounds really fun. Yeah.
We do have a lot of fun being gen x yeah we don't give a fuck you know i am a latin gen xer deny my identity deny me yeah are you ready for our next story yeah which is actually a story i'm obsessed with i don't know like i i have a really warm place in my heart for kristen cavallari and her dating life and you do you do and and if it were for you i would know none of it this is the cutest story okay and i just need you to listen because kristen cavallari um has released a new podcast about her dating life and she dropped the name of her secret most recent fling he's like a former in nhl player and so she was named named um hold on i'm gonna look up a picture uh nate thompson i'm on my way yeah so she talked about how they like spent new year's together that they were like dating for a little bit how it was like really good and he's so cute like kind of like short-lived but she had like only really good things to say. And then he went on his podcast, because he has a podcast too, and talked about her talking about him.
And actually the way they're talking about each other, like they need to get married. It's so cute.
So this is what he said. He said, it's okay.
It's fine. I mean, I knew it was only a matter of time before things came public.
That's her world. That's what she does.
Her podcast, obviously, as you know, is pretty big and she talks about her relationships. So I knew it was probably going to come out eventually.
He insisted he has nothing bad to say about Kristen, whom he described as a really, really good person and a great mom. He said it was fun.
She's a cool person. We had a good time.
Life is going to life and it just didn't work out. He said they had a lot in common, given that they're both single parents to their respective children.
children. He said obviously we don't live in the same city so that dynamic changed things but he reiterated that they kind of hit it off but things didn't work out.
He went on to echo what Kristen had said which was that he went to Nashville a couple of times and saw her. I was with her for New Year's.
We told each other a lot of things in a very short amount of time and we were pretty open and honest about a lot of stuff. Though the two had a connection in the short time that they talked or hung out he wouldn't have called her his girlfriend he said he would however call her very genuine he said she hustles she does her thing so I've got a lot of respect for her and how she handles herself with everything she has to deal with being in the limelight now I just want to like is he good oh he's retired so it.
OK, he played for the Broston Bruins, the New York Islanders and the Anaheim. Now, this is a novel.
I don't know if you know that there is like a very big genre of romance novels obsessed with hockey players. They are like, I think of all the sports, like for some reason, romance novels have become fixated on hockey players, even though I feel like hockey players are not the most famous.
Like, I don't know why, like, the romance community. But it's just for some reason romance novels have become fixated on hockey players even though I feel like hockey players are like not the most famous like I don't know what why like the romance community but it's just kind of assumed that like if you're a hockey player you're like really good at sex honestly like that's like the assumption something about the skates like you know you know how to glide I don't know what it is and I've actually I've read one romance icebreaker really good um so I love that this is happening IRL for Kristen Cavallari like it seems like a novel yeah it does he met her through Instagram he DM'd her and then they talked a little bit and his cousin like lives right by her so they knew mutual people and then all of a sudden like he's in Nashville visiting her and the whole time that they were like dating but not exclusive or anything like nobody knew but now she talks about relationships on her podcast and actually like respect her for like naming like naming names, you know.
And like really giving details. But waiting until it's over too.
Like so enjoy your life. Giving real details.
But then let us know. And then like the fact that he's like so cool with it and like understands that that's her job.
Love. And has only nice things to say about her.
Like why didn't it work out? Get back together. Right person.
Wrong time. Move for her.
And I feel like Kristen Cavallari has the most interesting like dm inbox like yeah well he was there are certain people who you would just love to go through their phones and she's one of them he said like grow he watched a little bit of laguna beach like when it was on he didn't watch the hills so he said he didn't know anything up to date which is probably good but that he definitely liked her on laguna beach he said i think every guy thinks kristen cavallari is hot for the most part very good looking girl. No, I'm smitten.
And the fact that they're like having these dueling conversations on these random podcasts, like it's actually too much. It's really cute.
And it's like so much respect both ways. Like, no, I respect you more.
I respect you more. And nobody's, he's not mad that like she blew up his spot.
No, he said like, I expected it would get out. This is what she does.
She's good at what she does. And it's all so respectful.
Like get married. Ship.
Ship. Get married.
Ship. So I thought that was really cute.
It is. Thanks for sharing.
Are you ready for our next story? Is this four? Yeah. Yeah, I'm ready.
It's actually perfect to be the fourth story

because the big four Beatles

are headed to the big screen.

So.

Oh, yeah.

Did you see that Mikey Madison

is rumored to be playing Yoko Ono?

I did see that.

And I like that.

I've decided.

She's not Asian.

I've decided I like her.

I like her too.

She's Jewish.

Do you think it's crazy

that like she's not Asian? Like, I think it's a little crazy. No.
I think she's perfect. Okay.
And like people are so sensitive about that stuff these days. They've definitely looked through her lineage.
She must have. She's got an uncle.
She's got something because they wouldn't like do that if there was nothing there. Yes.
I think she'll be perfect. I actually really like that because also also it's hard when your first role, you win the Oscar.
It's very, where do you go from here? What's your next role? Every year at the Oscars. I could see a world in which we never saw her again.
Agreed. Every Oscars you see someone who you know, like, we're never going to see you again.
Like, I'm sorry. And it's cool if you win.
It doesn't even matter if you win or you don't win. Like, we're not going to see you again glad this is like a highly anticipated casting like the movie i'm not by me i don't give a fuck so here's there's a couple of goodies so barry keoghan is playing ringo star i don't know if we already knew that but it actually seems pretty on the news nose on the news yeah even though i am i saw it on the news i'm a sabreiner um he could play ringo it's fine yeah like the loser beetle cares? Paul Mezcal will be playing Paul McCartney.
Like, that's good for the group average. Agreed.
And he doesn't have to change his name. Right.
He won't be confused on set when they're like, Paul, Paul. It's very Miley Stewart, Miley Cyrus.
Joseph Quinn. Raven Simone, Raven Baxter.
Right. Joseph Quinn will be playing George Harrison.
I don't know either of those people. So that works.
I know George. He's the least famous Beatle.
And I know Joseph. He's from Stranger Things.
And he has like a cult following. That doesn't include me.
But I'm familiar with his game. And then Harris Dickinson will play John Lennon.
Which is the role of a lifetime. Let me just look up this fella.
Harris Dickinson. Oh, cutie.
He was in Triangle of Sadness. We saw that.
He was the one with the model girlfriend. And baby girl.
That fucking dreadful movie. And crawdads.
Yeah, so it turns out- And kingsmen. This casting is like very much like, it's like yossified.
Like they have all, like Paul Mezcal, Barry Kugin. It's all like the girlies.
Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Even this guy, like he's from Triangle of Sadness.
Like it's all the like British hotties of the moment. I guess that's what it should be.
It's the Beatles. Because that's who the Beatles were.
But you know who I feel is missing from this casting? I don't know who he would play, but the guy from who played young Prince Charles and then was in The Challengers. Like he's so classic.
Maybe he'll be like a manager or something. Oh yeah, I forgot there are other roles in the film.
And then of course, I don't know if it's been confirmed that she's Yoko, but it's rumored. No, I only saw Pop Crave said it and then I went to look for a story today and it's not, no one else is reporting it.
Oh, okay. But they are whispers that Amy Lou Wood from White Lotus might be cast as Patti Boyd.
She's been posting some like Easter eggs of Patty and Patty also had a gap tooth and they do look alike. Okay.
I don't know. Who's Patty in this life? So George Harrison.
In the context of this film. George Harrison's ex-wife, of course.
Why do we care? Because Amy Lou Wood from White Lotus. No, no, no.
I mean, like, why would her casting be of interest? I guess.

Sorry, I also need to say that each Beatle is getting their own movie.

This is four different movies that are coming out in one year.

Oh, right.

So, like, if someone has an ex-wife, that's a pretty big role in their movie.

Okay.

Totally forgot.

And it also sounds like we are the type of people who need to see this movie, because

I legit know nothing about the Beatles, and I actually don't care.

I love Amy Lou Wood.

She's great in The White Lotus.

And, yes, she does look visually, mostly because of the gap, but also because they're just like pretty young girls like Patty Boyd. Yeah.
So I hope I like that. That's that.
Yeah. They're trying to make this, I guess, like Avengers where like every superhero has their own movie and then together they have one big movie.
And let's see how it goes. I would give it a chance if it's good.
I don't know that I would that's very big of you but i have a lot going on i just don't know if i have enough like time and space in hours in the day to care about the beatles four times yeah but i might become obsessed with the beatles from this as one does like you did like with elvis yeah tell me Maybe you'll have like the Elvis effect. Yeah.
What's your favorite Beatles song?

Oh. one does like you did like with Elvis.
Yeah. Tell me about the Elvis effect.
Yeah. What's your favorite Beatles song? Oh, interesting.
Let me Google. Let me look at their catalog quickly.
Oh, blah, D. Oh, blah, da.
Like that's so classic us. A lot of their songs are really annoying, but I do feel like they would have like a couple of pargy ones.
Yeah. I do think that when they say, hey, June, June, June, June, June, June.
Like they slap.

They ate with that.

It's like I find myself getting taken by the music.

Of course, Here Comes the Sun always makes me think of the parent trap.

It might be Here Comes the Sun.

Yes, some of these are so annoying.

Come together.

Like seriously.

Yeah, not my favorite.

No.

But it's more so like that there's nothing wrong with the song.

There's wrong with like what the culture did with the song.

Back in the USSR is Beatles?

No, it's Sigourney Weaver.

I know.

Well, if that's Beatles, I love that song.

It's Sigourney Weaver in Heartbreakers.

Everybody knows she wrote that song.

I love that song.

Oh, Let It Be is really pretty.

Oh, I agree.

I love Fifth Harmony's cover of it. I'm being being dead serious it's really beautiful i love the hebrew version oh also good i actually think it's better i i think it's fair to say they have a lot of good songs honestly but they also have a lot of annoying songs like yellow submarine what the fuck is that? I think that was kind of the what does the fox say of that time, honestly.
I agree. Harry got into Yellow Submarine.
And I'm sorry, this is not very Gen X of me. Oh, it's true.
Oh, my God. Jackie, don't let your kids ever find Yellow Submarine.
No, we were at the farmer's market, and they were giving out a flyer for this Beatles cover band. It was a picture of a Yellow Submarine, and he was asking a lot of questions.
So I put on the song. Oh, no.
On repeat. Oh, no.
On repeat. On repeat.
That was a hard weekend. I take it back.
It's kind of the baby shark of the 70s or whenever the Beatles were. Yeah.
Okay. And I think that the Beatles' best song is four or five seconds.
That's just Paul. Do you think that'll be in his one? It better.
Like I think that four or five seconds by Rihanna, Paul and that other freak are is literally the best song made in the last like 25 years. Yeah, it's really good.
From while in like so good. And that's like the last song Rihanna ever released.
And you know what? If that was the last song I released, I probably wouldn't release anything after that either because you're never going to make anything as good. Yeah.
Are you ready for a fifth and final story? No. Kind of the name on everybody's lips today, Baby List.
They are sponsoring the fifth and final story, which is kind of a huge moment for the brand. And for us, because we love BabyList.
So I knew about BabyList, obviously, before I got pregnant. One, I know Jackie used it, but also anytime a friend of mine has a baby, like you just go to BabyList, you know that they have a registry there.
And so I knew that it was the place for registries, but I really didn't realize for myself. So we've talked about this a little bit, like culturally, just like we're not the types of girls, we're very superstitious around pregnancy.
So we're not having our nurseries ready to go by the six month mark like some of these girls on tiktok i'm so jealous of them but we just don't do that um so i have but i found it like very overwhelming like the things i'm going to need and like i'm very organized like that i have like ocd and so babyless has been amazing for like creating checklists and just like getting myself organized so that when the time comes i can order everything from baby BabyList like at once. I just think it's literally become my new favorite app to scroll on, like move over TikTok.
It's me and the BabyList app. So it's basically a one-stop shop for making it feel easy to prepare for having a baby.
Obviously, there's nothing easy about what's about to happen, but BabyList really does help when it comes to the mind games, you know? Yes, and it also helps with like the people asking, what like not only do I not want to tell you I don't want to answer your text message here's the link to my baby list so that I'm getting only things that I want and need and not extraneous items that I don't want and you know what they had a feature that I thought was so brilliant when I was buying a gift for um my friends Nikki and Jordan it gave you an option do you want this person to send you a? And I was like, no, people should not have to send thank you notes at this time in their life. Like so crazy.
It's it's such a brilliant. I was like, oh, my God, everybody needs this.
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Just saying. I also feel like it's really good for research.
I was talking about my stroller dilemma and being able to read reviews and then learn about different strollers. Baby list is super helpful for that and managing and keeping track of all of it.
So again, while I haven't actually, I have purchased two things now from BabyList because I am getting a little bit further along. So I have started like the purchasing very slowly, very slowly.
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I can't even tell what's better when you're the person receiving Babylist and you get everything that you want or when you're buying a gift for someone and you know that your gift is going to slay. Yeah.
It's like crushed it. Oh my God, I'm feeling really gassy.
Well, our fifth and final story is actually really funny to me because someone stepped in it. I can't wait to laugh.
Someone stepped in it today and it was actually Ariana DeBose. Wow, what are the odds someone would step in it like so majorly twice? So this is really funny because she posted a quote about narcissism on her instagram and the quote said um hold on i need to get the exact words it said narcissism is not something to be coddled or encouraged and it was on like a graphic of like flowers now if you remember from last week that was from jonah platz post about rachel zegler oh my wait not them making quote cards from jonah platz instagram comment right and lest we not forget ariana debose and rachel zegler were in west side story together and they run in similar like theatrical circles right so now ariana is clarifying that she did not know where the quote came from i mean who could know such a niche reference didn't even know it.
When she posted the quote that said, narcissism is not something to be coddled or encouraged in a since-deleted Instagram post Tuesday. She said, quote, I post quotes all the time and thought this one was meaningful.
Will fully cop to the fact that I did not do any research on where this quote came from, nor did I know of the connection until it was pointed out to me. I have no intention of inserting myself into a news cycle.
Literally, who would want to be a part of this? She said, this is not the first time I've posted about dealing with narcissism, and it probably won't be the last, but next time I'll be sure to clarify its origins first. I don't even think next time you need to do that.
Like, what are the odds? This is so crazy. So crazy.
I actually like her statement. I feel like as best as she could backpill it outella out of this she did and she also like didn't set she didn't get into picking sides of Joan or Rachel she was like no and I actually believe her which is why this is like easy for there's no it's so how do people even put together that this was related like I would never have known now I would have loved for her to insert herself like wow does she hate Rachel Zegler what's the tea but I believe her that like seriously she wanted no part of this this was not like a big statement she just is like a quote card girly and sometimes you quote card a little too close to the sun no it's really true and she backpedaled out of this like as best as she could I think her statement really yeah like I understand I don't think it was a slight at Rachel Zegler.
No, I definitely don't. Yeah.
I just want to know the person who took a quote from Jonah Platt's, like what inspired them to make it into a graphic? They must have really resonated with it. People really get.
Read it again. Narcissism is not something to be coddled or encouraged it was imposed over a bouquet of flowers is that like a relatable people are really passionate about narcissism yes it's like kind of one of the hot button therapy words especially it's losing its meaning it's losing its meaning it is losing its meaning but um people love to like accuse other people of narcissism people have dealt with narcissists both real and imagined are constantly speaking about it so like she said i will continue to post about narcissism um but i'll be sure to clarify the origins next time and i guess she talks about it like it's you know like racism like it's like an you know like a cause to be do you know what i mean i will continue i will continue to post about anti-semitism and narcissism and bigotry like she's acting like it's one of those isms it's not but I guess it's something that's really affected her and to be honest like this is quite funny of her it's hysterical and I do believe her I want to say I believe Ariana yeah like this isn't she has like a couple of demerits of course this will not become one.
Just one. But this actually is in the pro column because it's a hysterical saga.
Yeah and I truly believe just like an Instagram faux pas. It's true like nobody researches quote cards you just like literally pick them up on the side of the road.
Yeah and if you like the one line it's like even if you didn't agree with what was on top or below like you didn't see it like narcissism is not something to be encouraged or coddled okay jackie loves that instagram account third eye thoughts like do you know where all of their quotes are sourced from no well no but they i think that they're the originators i do i don't actually interesting i think i think they pillage bradyquotes.com quite a bit. Interesting.
Well, they're curators. And that's a job.
Beautiful. That's valid.
That's valid. That's real.
A thousand percent. So, Ariana, thanks for the lols.
Truly, I enjoyed that. And I'm glad that the Jonah Platt conversation is continuing because that was seriously one of the funniest things.
Yeah. Now, let's dive into the TV recap.
Part one of the real housewives of beverly hills reunion was on last night and it's a tale of two couches and the right couch just like is obviously my preferred couch but they also are just like a real team and unit and like the left couch is just falling apart at the seams like it's so messy kyle doesn't even want to be on the left couch it's like she would love to on the right couch, except like she completely ruined all of her chances of being on the right couch with everything she did this season. Yeah.
And so really Garcelle has been the focus of this first part. And I think watching her break for lunch and being like, I had no idea I was going to become like the Garcelle show.
She really didn't know that like she had like rubbed so many people the wrong way. And I think it's becoming increasingly clear to her that she's on this island alone.
And for a while she was on an island alone with Sutton and that was okay. And now Sutton has sort of like jumped ship and Garcelle's trying to bring her down with her being like, well, you said this off camera and like, nobody cares.
Yeah, no, I think like Sutton and Garcelle could still like be friends. Sutton doesn't want to not be friends with Garcelle, but she's like not gonna take up for her with the other girls unless it's Dorit um whose friendship she still wants so really like Kyle she's just not gonna be there for her so and Garcelle has only done that for Sutton so of course resentment is gonna build and I think it's interesting how the whole season everybody's accused Bose of being Dorit's mouthpiece and I actually haven't felt that way at all she definitely likes Dorit best and like defends her friend but I've never felt like she was speaking for Dorit I did feel like last night at the reunion she was being a little bit of a mouthpiece but I like that she felt emboldened Glinda emboldened him to like really she didn't give a fuck like she was like ready to like throw down at her first reunion well that's what the reunion is for and I think that's why this one is so good even compared to the season is because like we're just speaking plain now.
Honest, yeah. I'm gonna ask you a question.
I'm gonna get the answer. I'm gonna ask you your opinion and you're going to tell it to me.
Whereas on the show, everything is like, you know, there's a million lunches and a million side conversations and this one meets with that one. And it's like, let's lay it all out on the table.
And these are opinionated and thoughtful women. So like they have a lot lot to say and I was feeling like everyone was so well spoken in defending themselves or explaining themselves and but then the next person is like well you know is cutting that down I'm like well that makes sense too and that's why it was a really good reunion even in Dorit talking about her divorce which like isn't controversial in the group really I felt like she was doing such a good job of explaining where she's at but it's it's so weird how she's like separated from PK they could still get back together like that's her family but also like for her job which she will need if they divorce like she kind of he's her enemy and they're like talking so poorly about each other how do you get back together after that I know and when they announced their separation like I really thought it was like fake I thought you know of course, they're going to back together.
But it's become increasingly clear that like they have real issues. And I also was really bothered by Kyle, like the whole Kyle PK thing.
Like she will not see how she's wrong in that. But I'm glad that Andy was like, you know, you really shook the community when your first response to hearing that PK was like this monster who like verbally abused his wife.
Was that like you couldn't say it. And she really like didn't, I don't feel like she was held accountable enough for that.
That was like one of the worst things she said all season long. I just, well, when she explained herself and she was like, you know, you could come on here and say anything about your husband and get people on your side because it's only your story that we're hearing.
Which is actually true. I could see someone doing that and that would be however is that what you think of Dorit this person who's been your friend for over five years and your best friend at times you really think she's that sort of person that that's what's more jarring not the idea that someone could do that because actually I'm sure people do that and we never hear from the husband and they just get dragged through the mud and we're like yeah women it's true but that's what you think of your friend why is that your friend and then being like you you blew up his alcoholism he had shared it like maybe not on the show but he shared it socially on public publicly on social media like they were really grasping at straws funny as if to read like had been cagey about it Dorit's not opening up to be not real Dorit doesn't share Dorit tells everyone when she speaks to them about her divorce.
You're exploiting. They just hate her.
Yeah. There were two like kind of gasping moments and they both were directed at Carcelle which I actually felt bad for.
She was just getting like eaten up and chewed out. Obviously when Erica was like I guess I just wish you were more interesting in your life.
Like because it was true. It's like everybody gives so much and like Carcelle doesn't hold back.
She shares about her kids. Like, she shares about everything.
It's just not that compelling.

And so I think her most compelling moments

are when she comes for other people,

which is not like a good place to be.

And so when she was just like,

I wish you were more interesting,

it was just kind of,

it wasn't,

it was mean,

obviously,

but it was so honest.

It was just true.

Yeah.

And so that was kind of,

yikes.

And then when Bo's was like,

I mean,

everybody,

and she was pointing at Garcelle,

just you thinking that like,

I'm so easily manipulated to think things of you from Dorit, like, you must think very low of yourself. I'm sorry.

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I'm cell just you thinking that like I'm so easily manipulated to think things of you from Dorit like you must think very low of yourself I thought she was gonna say you must think very low of me well that she was like well of course but then when she was like you think low of yourself I was like damn Garcelle cannot catch a break like honestly I actually felt bad for her no and it's such a lame look that she's so like big and bad in her confessionals and like yes says like really things as as harsh and true as this and then when she's you know in the moment she has nothing to say back it's just like it's a weenie look so I feel like since she started she's always been like really kind of slay the house down in her confessionals but at the reunion it's never been like a come to Jesus on Garcelle moment there's just been a lot of other stuff on. This is like years in the making, which is why like the the burglary stuff.
So everybody's kind of airing out like years of grievances, which is just unfortunate for her. But this isn't new behavior.
But she got used to being able to say kind of like fucked up shit. And Dorit is right.
But like you scour Twitter for like the theory that this was like an insurance set up the burglary for Dorit and her husband. Like that was a conspiracy theory from Twitter.
There was no proof, no evidence of that ever. And like Garcelle really ran with it and talked about it the season before last.
And then again this season because she got away with it. So she's just gotten kind of used to saying crazy things.
And for the first time, yeah, maybe it's because there's nothing else going on this season. They're like, well, let's talk about Garcelle.
Yeah. And because like sutton's not unwavering in her support for her so it just looks even worse when it's just like every one piling on garcelle and she has nothing to say yeah the looks um from the group collectively that were not my favorite and i feel like beverly hills always really brings it yeah i thought dorit looked great she looks very thin like not in like a not in a complimentary way i mean like it feels like like the stress on her so when she says like she's heartbroken and like I believe her of course like and I why does like no one believe her it's really crazy how these women give her I mean Bose of course supports her and Erica does too in the way that and we have to remember who Erica was when she came on the show like not a girl self-proclaimed like not a girl's girl and i yeah she's changed so much since being on the show but she's never gonna be like that t us again so like teamwork makes the dream team like she's just like her own person so as much as she is could be like supportive and be that for dorit she is and i have no issue with her whatever but it just looks different than like bows who's like yes girl like we got this us against the world did you feel like that comment sutton made to andy about like never

having been married was like kind of weird and contentious because i got what she was saying

in terms of keely and bows being like you know a guy who's approaching 50 and has never been

married or has kids like it does give you pause like does he have commitment issues like why now

why does he want to get and andy was like well i've never been married and it's obviously different

you know he's gay and and the cultures are just different and it's just like i don't know i

Thank you. Does he have commitment issues? Like, why now? Why does he want to get? And Andy was like, well, I've never been married.
And it's obviously different. You know, he's gay and and the cultures are just different.
And it's just like, I don't know. I don't think it's weird that Andy's never been married.
I just don't like. Yeah, but if someone was like wanting to settle down with Andy now and they were my friend, like, yeah, I'd have reservations that he is up for the commitment of and, you know, because he's been 50 years of not.
But actually, I wouldn't. I just feel I just feel like you know in the gay community it's like it's not as big of a deal I felt they're not as traditional I felt like Sutton was spot on actually and it just got about Keely yes about Andy was like Andy is not a commitment person like he doesn't want a life partner and so what one day after 50 years he wakes up and now he knows how to be in a committed relationship.
Like, I don't think so. So I think Sutton like was straight facts.
Like, yeah, I feel that way about you too. And then she was like, and look at you.
He's a playboy. He is.
So like, yeah, I guess I just thought it was a kind of a crazy thing to say to your boss and the person who's meeting the conversation, who you do want to like you and be on your side. But I actually, I thought she was I thought she was spot on about Keely like it is a valid concern that's like the one thing about any friend who's dating anyone who's like you know even a man who's like even 40 that's never been married or have kids or have been in a long door engaged like it's just a red flag that can be worked through or understood but like it definitely gives you pause I feel like Sutton was totally right for saying that can we talk about bose's malibu house i had no idea she had a beach front house in malibu and this whole time let alone that burned down burned down i knew her house burned down but i thought it was oh i didn't know that we kept seeing on the show oh and i guess they had filmed but because it was unseen footage between her and sutton talking about keely um and it was at the malibu house and i know those houses it It's like when you drive down Pacific Coast Highway and they're on the beach side they're all gone right now.
But like those are like millions and millions of dollars. Like that's something I would have liked to have seen.
Yeah. I didn't realize that.
I found that shocking. Yeah.
Sad. Because we got that whole thing about Garcelle's beach house.
Yeah. We know about everybody's second homes, Palm Springs, Kyle.
Well, we were just getting to know Bo's.

Yeah, but like having a beach house in Malibu, that's definitely something worth knowing.

Yeah, it's true.

So I thought it was actually very good. I had very low expectations for a reunion part one in general, especially for like such a blah season.

But you know what?

I actually really enjoyed it.

I enjoyed it also.

Margie.

So we'll see what's next.

We've got Summer House tonight.

Oh, tomorrow.

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I took a large in everything and it's super cozy, but could have even done a medium in this for something more fitted. Yeah.
I have an XL in everything just because like, I think, you know, I have like a complex about how I look, but I think actually a large might have better suited me in pretty much everything. But if you're going super oversized, I would size up.
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