Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday.
Hope everybody had a par delicious definition. Hamid's free weekend.
It was all of those things. I forgot we celebrated.
How could you forget? The passing over of Passover. We had two seders this weekend.
We kind of celebrated the passage of time. We definitely did as we always do do.
2,000 years strong. And we're still celebrating.
We are celebrating by struggling. And that is the eternal Jewish mission.
Yeah. But we're celebrating our freedom.
It was kind of like a big weekend. Lots going on.
It was Passover. It was Coachella.
It was the Masters. The Masters.
Weirdly, I'm at a point in life where the Masters have inundated me almost as much, if not more, than Coachella. Let me tell you, I'm obsessed.
No, I really enjoyed it. It's very relaxing.
Comfort. They're comfort creators, those golfers.
A thousand percent. We watched both days.
Ben's obsessed. This is like his.
Super. And you know what? I was kind of open to it.
Like it was, like you said, very beautiful vistas, bucolic courses, good vibes, very handsome young men. What's that to like? Yeah.
And then I was getting a lot of things in my algorithm of like master's fun facts. Me too.
Caroline Wozniacki and Rory McIlroy. Oh, and the golf reporter.
The golf reporter. Yes.
I meant more so like the no cell phones, the prices of the food yeah yeah i follow the tradition they're like tevye tradition yes so many of the things that you win aside from the 3.6 million dollars which you really can't put a price on that everything else is like glory it's glory it's like you get a locker room in the pga thing and they don't even have enough lockers so you share with former winners, including those who are deceased, so they don't really use it. You can play the course whenever you want.
Like, okay, cool. No, it's seriously so rich and old.
You get a jacket that you have to give back a year later. No, you don't.
Yes, you do. But they were all wearing their jackets.
Like all the winners showed up. I don't's true it for a year i got all of these things but jackie scottie that's not true because scotty scheffler who has won like the last couple of years the previous winner gives it to the new winner and he was wearing his own coat while giving one his year is about to be up no all the people behind him all the previous winners were wearing that's definitely not true jackie let me i need to show you what i read it was really crazy like they write your name in gold on the jacket behind him, all the previous winners were wearing.
That's definitely not true, Jackie. Let me, I need to show you what I read.
It was really crazy. Like, they write your name in gold on the jacket.
And then, okay. No, they don't.
They don't. Definitely don't.
Masters. Jacket.
Fun facts. Fun facts.
Oh, by the way, let's not waste time. Let's just ask Google Gemini.
Does the winner of the Masters have to return the jacket that they win? No, everyone knows that the winner of the Masters receives a green jacket to wear off-site for one year as the reigning off-site. Yeah, then they can only wear it on-site.
Oh, no, no. It's still theirs.
Oh, yeah. But it's stored at the club.
Okay. They can't take the jacket with them.
They can't take the jacket home, but it does belong to them. But that's so crazy.
So they have like special events, dinners, and things that you can show up to and wear your coat. But you can only get dressed once you're there because the jacket can't leave the premises.
That's a little crazy. In recent years, Augusta has begun presenting winners with a replica jacket that they may keep, allowing them to commemorate their victory even after bringing the original back.
Oh, that's sweet. Thanks.
Okay, like calm down. It's a lot of replicas so the big trophy the winner again of course can't have it they get their named engraved on it and they will get a replica trophy a smaller one that's like a and the trophy is the shape of the augusta clubhouse i'm sure they have their reasons but like who would want to win this tournament? Well, don't forget the millions.

Of course. And you know that your caddy gets like a nice slice of the pot.
And what's crazy is like, okay, so say you come in second. You really can't play at this golf course whenever you want, even though you came in second.
No, I had a thought about like people who come in second. Let me tell you.
Because the whole thing with golf is like you keep your score down, right? You want to be like the lowest under. I know that from Bren's Instagram stories.
so it's just crazy to me

that like you keep your score down right you want to be like the lowest under friends instagram stories so it's just crazy to me that like you can have like okay let's say it's a par three you have to get to the hole in the ball in three shots and on your second shot you get it within like an inch of the hole like you still get the same score as the person who got it in like the regular three but But like you played so much better. It's like there's no emphasis or value on doing better.
Do you know what I mean? Oh, that doesn't bother me so much. It took you.
I was like, how many shots did it take you to get it in the hole? What those shots looked like? No, it's like you don't get rewarded for excellency. Like it's just so, it's so simple.
It's kind of communist. The person who shot it close to the hole but didn't get it in right their third shot is then going to be really easy like boom but of course because the second one should have went in say they shot it in the sand and then they they still get it in on three and they got it out of the sand they did that means their first shot was terrible but their second shot was impressive yeah it just feels like there's no somebody, like when they do like trick shots and it's like from all the way and then it like skirts around.
They don't get extra points for like dazzling us. And I'm sure they have- It's like gymnastics.
Their reasons. But like when you're kind of close to that, when you're in the putting zone, why do they hit a curve ball? Like why not a straight shot? I was asking them that too.
So they know, and that's what the caddy is, is to, like, tell you everything about this hole. They're on certain angles.
The wind is going one way. So, like, yes, they will hit it left.
I'm like, bitch, the hole is to the right. But then it starts to swerve, right? It's a way of testing the elements, you know? Sometimes it's on an incline.
Sometimes it's on a decline. Sometimes the wind is really bad.
And I just think those big books in their back pocket are hindering their play i think that they should not have to bend down and pick up their own balls every time the ball is in the hole i'm like oh my god your knees like that would when i played golf like three times that was the hardest part like keep having to pick like bend down and pick up your ball and these are like older gentlemen because golf is sort of you know anyone can play you don't have to be like young and sprightly um and i was worried about their knees and their backs oh i didn't even think of that i thought it was crazy they're walking the course isn't the whole point a golf cart i said that to ben too i said why no golf cart he's like well that's not how the game was invented and again these are storied traditions they didn't have golf carts back in the day no that makes sense and like you should be a little physically fit like i said the same thing i'm like it's a sport you have to to be able to walk. You get a golf cart because it's a hobby and we're here to have fun.
Leisure. But this is like champions.
Can you walk? I want to say I was like keeping up with who was like winning and stuff. And I really am not like a Rory McIlroy fan, even though if you know the Turdy Rory McIlroy lore.
Turdy Rory McIlroy lore. At that time I made up a story that I sat next to him on the first class flight home from Scottsdale.
I just got really toxic vibes from him before I knew his sordid personal history, which has no bearing on him as a golf player. I just really was not wanting him to win, mostly because he wasn't representing America.
And the person in number two spot pretty much the entire time. No, he was in the second spot, only at the end.
Bryson DeChambeau was in. DeChambeau, but then he DeChambeau.
He's so hot. He DeChambeau'd in his pants.
He is so hot. And he was representing America.
He took a DeChambeau on the course. And I said, that's my player.
And I just like, I was like, I'm not worried. I know he's going to get it together.
He's like, he's going to represent America, you know, the red, white, and blue. And he took a big, yeah, took a big DeChambeau right in the middle of the course.
He was second when I turned it on and he did one thing wrong, like one mistake and he fell off the leaderboard. He unraveled.
Well, that's the thing about like individual team sports, which is what I always think of like with tennis. If you're like a toxic person, you have to have a really strong like mindset too, because the only person you can blame is yourself.
And it's really hard not to like fucking spiral, like when you make one mistake and that did happen to DeChambeau. And I think that's the type of athlete I would be.
I would start like seriously like taking my club and swinging it, trying to break it in half. You don't have the mental fortitude.
You need to be like an astronaut. Well, we're going to talk about that.
We'll talk about the astronauts. Big day.
But Rory almost blew it all. He had to go into overtime for nothing.
Yes, that guy rose. Like at the end, Rory started to get a little comfortable like he was playing with bryson bryson was like his duo partner bryson was shitting the bed so we got to you know relax a little bit forgetting that this guy rose came up from like fifth place and he was crushing and i was happy for him because you know he looked really old and i felt like maybe this was rose's last chance yeah well actually oh and if you win the masters you get invited to play back every single year even if if you're like 90 years old, you can still play in the tournament.
But like only if you win. So like that doesn't go for Rose.
That's so crazy. He was this close.
Right. Do you know what Rose's first name is? Justin.
Whitney Rose's husband. I like calling him Rose.
I only know their last name. McElroy Rose Reed.
DeChambeau. DeChambeau fell off Scheffler.
Okay, well, I watched, you obviously watched like the last hour. I watched two whole days.
DeChambeau was on the whole time. Scheffler, yes.
Scheffler. Let's talk about the Scheffler.
But also Rory. He's won the last three years in a row.
It's fine. And Rory was history, not, there was no herstory made yesterday.
I just want to say, like no herstory in the building. No, there wasn't a woman on woman on site yeah history because he finally won all the titles it took him 11 years but by the way herstory was made this morning big day for insufferable women big big day I'm really excited to talk about it but I don't even want to that's in the stories of course like our lead of course of course rather what would you rather talk about first because they're all equally important to me Coachella or the astronauts coach? Coachella.
Just because Katy Perry like is insufferable. That's the only reason.
Okay. Okay.
And I actually consumed so much Coachella content this weekend. I was loving watching the swirlies swirl it up in Palm Springs.
I enjoyed what I did see. Looked like everyone had a grand old time.
Yes. Except for us suffering at home with no bread.
How was it going for you? Well, it was actually been enjoying matzah like i know it's not gonna last long but we went out to brunch yesterday and i substituted everything like with matzah so i had like matzah lox and cream cheese matzah and tuna fish and like so good i wouldn't want to eat that all the time but it was a nice change of pace no but it's gonna catch upzah is a binder. I have a painful one.
Yeah, matzah is known to just tear through the digestive system. Yeah, so I'm just trying to look on the bright side.
You know, of course, there are things that I'll be missing. I'm really missing my morning bagel.
It hasn't hit me yet. It hit me the second I had to make a meal without bread.
Like, I'm in hell. I'm your satyrs it was so nice really you know some of my favorite songs to sing are passover songs and i had a really nice time missed you obviously hated not being together um lashana haba yerushalayim you know and it was nice it was really nice it was like a nice long weekend too was it nice i would

say nice is like is exactly how i would describe it yeah yeah okay beautiful yeah really beautiful we have a lot to catch up on today just like the swirl like the world turned even though you know we were commemorating a holiday others were swirling it up yeah and there was something else this weekend that i was like oh they did that on coachella weekend masters i guess the masters but i don't think there was one person who was talking between who pookie pookie and jet they're not going to coachella i think that they did did they not do they not fly they went they went to augusta yeah and then I saw them on a plane. I thought they were headed to Coachella, but don't.
You have to go look. I feel like they're so Georgia strong.
Like why on earth would they have any sort of. Because as a content creator, you make a lot of money like at Coachella.
It's like a job. Whereas like I think getting invited to Augusta is like so fun.
Like you're spending your own money to get there okay oh they're in Palm Springs yeah like with Paloma Pookie is a leading influencer for Revolve like she could not miss wow the fest let's see what the Pooksters was up to yeah I have a lot of catching up to do I was mostly on TikTok this weekend invested highly in the Earl girls well yeah I really got my Coachella fix vis-a-vis Alex Earl. And I felt like that was really the best window in which to see Coachella.
Agreed. Best dress.
Not that I saw so many other outfits, but I loved her looks. Even day three, which I know was controversial.
I really liked it. Which one was day three? The leopard shirt and the undies.
I thought it was so cute. I saw pretty much all the outfits.
It's really crazy how like Coachella styles have changed so much. Like when it first popped on the scene, it was very like Vanessa Hudgens, right? Like flowers in your hair, flower crown, boho, denim jeans.
Like it wasn't so glam. And then I think people really took it too far.
Like wearing jeans. Okay, you're in the middle of the desert.
And like full glam, crazy ass looks. And now I feel like this year, everybody really tapered it back a little bit.
Like it's still very high fashion, but it's a festival, you know? It's a thousand degrees and you're walking two miles. Chill.
Yeah, most of my influencers, you know, the people that I follow, like didn't go. Well, it is a younger woman's game.
Yeah, so that's what I'm saying. Like my influencers were all aging out of it.
Yeah. And it's actually crazy because like Revolve is really a core like brand of Coachella.
When they posted like a bunch of girls at their fest and stuff, I didn't know them. Right.
So like the girls who we all grew up watching going to Coachella with Revolve, like the bloggers and then turned Instagrammers, not a single one of them was there. It's really, it's all TikTokers now.

And it's like the Revolve TikTokers,

the same way it was like the Revolve generation of Instagrammers.

Yeah.

Which is, I mean, that's the passage of time.

And it's so significant.

You can't go to Coachella forever.

No.

Actually, Vanessa Ann could, but nobody else could.

Yeah, there are a handful of people where it's like,

if you don't go to Coachella, did Coachella even happen? Correct. And if you live in California, it's different, because it's really not that.
It's like me going to Disney. Duh.
It's like if you have a house in Palm Springs. Like Kylie.
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Our our first story coachella 2025 is underway weekend one lady gaga performed oh yes lisa lisa a lot of the white lotus swirlies were swirling around schwarzenegger was there and guy talk was there and he was watching with rose lisa's former bandmate i never understand why black pink they all went off and made their own music that sounds like Blackpink music and they couldn't do it together. But they're not rivals.
Because they're making more money alone. Like, would you want to split it with six other bitches? I guess not.
And I think they're doing better solo. I feel like the world, well, the world isn't ready for girl groups.
And that's what we've seen. And they- Yeah, that's true.
Constantly sleeping on them. Yeah, I mean, myself included, like I never actively sought out Blackpink music, but it also never made its way to me.
Whereas I know a bunch of different Lisa and Rosé songs. Like, just because they're that popular, you can't ignore them.
And Little Mix. Right.
Even Fifth Harmony wasn't appreciated as they should have been in their own time. No, because we clown on them now because it was like the weirdest social experiment ever.
It was literally like a Stanford, what is it called? A Stanford prison experiment? Like, one of these psychological things, but at the time... They gave us the hits of a lifetime.
Oh my god, you like, name me somebody who has more timeless hits than Fifth Harmony. But you guys weren't ready for them, so instead, we have not.
I feel like this year in particular was really celeb-filled. Like, I know, you know, the classics always go, but it felt like a lot of people went this year.
It looked really fun. I, yes, I definitely watched through the lens of Alex Earl.
Like she was who I was checking. I was literally checking her TikTok like a couple of times a day being like, what is she wearing? Where is she going? She went to Revolve Fest.
She did like her sit marks and then her and her friends. She just really, she didn't go with other influencers.
Like she hung out with a couple of people, but she was in a house with like her boyfriend and her sister and her friends from home which just like looked so fun and they're like real true party girls like a lot of people go to Coachella they take their pictures they post a couple of stories but like she is blackout on her boyfriend shoulders home at five in the morning like partying yeah but she did a lot of brand work while she was there like even that os video which one size beauty yeah I have to get that powder i have oh you do do you have the spray i have the spray i need the powder like literally like so influenced to buy i feel like she maybe wasn't partying as hard as she would have been otherwise because like she had to be like filming and working yes i think 99 of the work that she had to do was before she started drinking. It was during the day.

It was getting ready stuff.

But then she's like, we're editing videos in the car.

When did she do all this editing?

I imagine she has somebody who helps her with her social media.

She can upload her footage.

They'll edit and post it for her.

Okay.

She's at that level.

That's what I hope too.

I'm thinking of her in the car editing this video about the YouTube live that she's doing.

I'm like, I'm nauseous for you.

The reason why I think she's so successful is because you know following her, she's actually having fun. She looks so fun.
She's like with her sister. Like, it's not like phony, influencer-y.
It's so fun. So I imagine that she has good systems in place so that she can have fun.
You need systems. You need systems.
But another reason why she's such a good influencer is because she's so authentic. And I would never think for one second that someone else was editing this.
Yeah, that's also true. So who knows? Maybe just like her friends were helping her, you know? They should.
Kristen and Sally. Sally, get in there.
Correct. I know Sally's a toaster.
Sally. Do you know that song? Yesterday, my life.
No. Okay.
That's actually. So there's like a thing going on on TikTok withok with this singer called role model do you know him claudia of course i'm a role model you do no oh okay but you might know this song um her through the grapevine she could be a diva so that's right faster than a zebra so literally just that part went viral on tiktok so i didn't know that there was like more song beyond it.
But apparently the song is called like Sally. Sally, the wine ran out.
That's like whatever. That's what the song is called.
And he's on tour now. And he's like being very like Taylor Swift.
Every time he goes on tour, he brings somebody out to be like the Sally. Okay.
And it's like the best part of the concert because everybody loves the song. So he brings out, it's very influencer coded.
So like I've seen him, he brought Fibula out. He brought Jake Shane and like these teeny boppers, Jackie, they live for it.
It's like their Met Gala. Did he bring out Sally and Alex yet? No, he hasn't brought out Alex as a Sally yet.
With Sally though. Oh, of course, with the OG Sal.
Yeah, of course, of course. I forgot that's how we got here.
So, oh, Alex loved Lady Gaga. She said it was the best performance she's ever seen in her life.
That was pretty much what I saw everybody saying about Lady Gaga, that it really covered like her whole discography. She is so talented.
Like, you know, she puts, I mean, not to bring up Gaga 5'2", but you know how

much she puts into big performances.

And I'm sure there's a documentary coming about her preparing for

this, which I'm so ready for. She doesn't

do anything half-assed, and I heard it was just like

so fab with all of

her old music, but she incorporated a lot of the mayhem,

new music, the looks. She does

everything 100%. We saw

her actually at her first Coachella.

She headlined, I don't know what fucking year it was. was so good it was the joanne year right yeah that was like the vibe which was so us yeah love she i mean she's a she's a showman she's a showman i feel like i know that there are three headliners but like the third night is like isn't that like the headliner? Or it doesn't matter.
They're all equal. But Lady Gaga went first.
Who was the last night? I think last night was Green Day. I don't think it was.
Because I thought they were the second night. Because then Charlie XCX, did you see she was wearing a sash that said Miss should have been headliner? Should have been a headliner.
And I saw that she was wearing that on the night of Green Day.

Like she performed.

Yeah, because I think she performed before them.

On Saturday.

No, like before in the day.

Like an hour before.

Okay, but let me just, let me just.

And Charlie XCX saying should have been a headliner,

like agree to disagree, you know?

So I was ready to be like, should have not been.

But when Green Day is the headliner instead of her, that was like, no, I'm not going to say that's the best idea. Oh, I don't agree.
Oh, Green Day was Saturday night and Post Malone was last night. I guess they're all still sleeping and haven't posted anything.
Oh, yeah, maybe. I didn't see one thing from Post Malone.
I didn't see one thing. Did he perform? I haven't even seen like write-ups this morning.
Everyone is still asleep. I literally didn't even know it was Post Malone.
That's a really good performer though. And that I could see like him being the closeout.
But I don't think that Green Day was such a bad choice. Like that's so Coachelli, right? Like they're so genre agnostic.
For sure. For like the second to last or third to last.
But like to be up there with Post Malone and Gaga. I don't know.
Jackie, they've literally been around and like making hits for like 30 years. And Alex said it was amazing.
Oh, she did? Yeah. Okay.
Well, if Alex liked it. Like just like headliners, I think we assume have to be like the most current.
No. But it's also like legacy.
Yeah. Yeah.
Like I was like I wouldn't have been like I like I get it. And it's just like a crazy thing to say like should have been a headliner.
Yeah. Really crazy.
That's classic Charlie though. It is.
And you have to like sort of love that for her. Yeah.
And she played I don't care. I love it.
Is that her song? She's on it with Icona Pop. She is? Yeah.
So if you're going to play that song. That's actually really impressive.
You can headline. And that's a clip that of kylie and timothy which is really my lead story of the weekend kylie and timothy went to coachella what was in his backpack like okay i said the exact same thing is he camping why does somebody who has like bodyguards assistants you know they have like a car right outside they don't they don't do coachella the way other people she had a tiny purse you literally need a lip gloss and a phone.
Maybe a charger too, but your bodyguard probably is carrying it for you. Him and his big stupid backpack that was literally bigger than her.
He looked so stupid. Like it was actually ruining all the photos and videos.
I just am so curious what's in there. And now I'm wondering, was there even anything in there? Maybe he did it for the look of it because he's into fashion too.
And that's into fashion too and that's like right because why would he hurt his back that's a cool festival look to wear a backpack but it was huge it was like the type you wear on like a three-day hike yeah Mount Everest why did he have a backpack I don't know maybe he was holding like snacks for Kylie okay let's try and look past the backpack for 30 seconds yeah because I did because I love them so much they're them so much. They're so in love.
Have they ever had a fight? No. No, and I think this every time we get, like, footage of them, which is, I know they don't do a lot together, but we low-key, like, get a lot of videos of them.
They go to, like, weird concerts and stuff. They are so touchy, lovey-dovey.
Not like you would expect a couple that's actually been together how long now? Two years. Right.
You know, you touch like that in the first couple of months. But eventually, you know, we got bills to pay.
Stop touching me. I'm always so surprised at the level of like PDA and intimacy.
And I love that for Kylie. We've never seen that from her.
Yeah, but she's definitely like a lovey, sensual person. You know, you can see it's like a Kylie initiative.
Her love language is physical touch. One thousand percent.
And then Travis Scott also performed. And I don't think Kylie went because Kendall took Stormaloo.
Which is, I think, perfect that Kylie doesn't have to go to that. Right.
I agree. It's crazy that Travis Scott is performing at festivals like Sidebar.
But I'm glad it's a festival with actual infrastructure and like people in place, not what he put together.

So it's nice that Kendall took him.

And I think Kendall probably likes his music and Stormy should see her dad.

But like, why should Kylie have to go?

She's with her new boyfriend.

Do you think like Kylie misses, like maybe she loves the music or she's happy to not

listen to it anymore?

No, her music styles have definitely changed.

Like, you know, you get into what your man is into.

Yeah.

And, you know, he just got off of playing Bob Dylan. So he definitely has like a really eclectic taste in music yeah i also saw something that was causing some conversations about northwest being at coachella um like with her friends and like a bodyguard i imagine that's what like young adults in california do i mean not with a bodyguard but with a parent like they're i feel like at a certain age you go to coachella with your friends and someone chaperones i don't know what age that is she's 11 which i think like doesn't get said enough because she's really young that's not young adult yeah um she's 11 i feel like i'm always i feel that way about blue ivy too i'm always, I think Blue Ivy's 12.
When you see her dancing on stage at her mom's tour, she looks 16. Like, I have to constantly be reminding myself that these girls are 11 and 12.
Like, that's not even a teenager, okay? Yeah. So I thought, I saw people on TikTok just being like, that's really crazy to be a Coachella like without a parent.
And I'm sure she was completely safe. Like, I'm not worried about.
And also like, confirmed without a parent? Like, was she with her friends and maybe someone's mom maybe with someone's birthday a thousand percent unconfirmed it was just like videos of her and her friends walking around with like clearly a big bodyguard behind them yeah I feel like she goes a lot of places with her bodyguard even I just watched Kardashians last night and all her kids all of Kim's kids went to China with Kanye and for his show or like they're just having time with their dad and for sure like a bodyguard and probably nannies go with them and like to the point where Kim has eyes on them so it's like if they could go to China why can't she go and probably Kim's in Palm Springs it's just it's like actually dystopian it's really crazy yeah but I just feel like we can't apply like what we know to how of course to our our lived experience to her lived experience also one more thing about alex earl very interesting is that zandra was also at coachella which of course two girls can be in the same place but they were both staying at the same place because i saw them i was being like such an investigator they both are staying at like different houses but in the same gated community, because they were holding cups that both said the Madison club. Oh, so they're okay.
Then the same, like not in the same community. Understood.
No, no, no. You know what I have? I want to start a new list.
Things we like, can't not bring up when we talk about certain people of dream podcast episodes that we would like to host here at the show. Of course, facilitating Keeping up with sports.
Oh, sure. Okay.
The coming together of Alex and Zandra. Even though, as far as I know, the lure between the two.
Now, Alex has told the story of like her big friendship breakup on her podcast. She never said it was Zandra, but it's widely believed to have been Zandra.
Like what Zandra allegedly did to Alex. like we, like these two shouldn't be friends, you know? Yeah.
Yeah. Okay.
But I'm still putting them on the list. If anyone can bring them together, it's us.
Kim and Taylor. No, I don't have any curiosity there.
And I also don't think there's any room for, for growth, for conversation together together. But like I do need to speak to Lamar and Caitlin imminently.
Okay. So and like I feel like sometimes we just have like one question for someone.
And like I want you to come on the podcast and ask them the question. There was another one.
Remember we were saying that? Yeah. Some of them were.
Kind of. We'll come back.
Kind of. Send off in the comments.
What were we saying? Yeah. Just like resolution, you know?

Who else were you following at Coachelli that you found

to be titillating? Well, some of the other

things that I saw, I saw Benson

Boone flip. Benson

Boone flipped again.

Oh, and he brought out Brian May. I feel

like Benson Boone has a really

bright future ahead of him.

I actually agree. I think in a very

up until this point subtle way,

he's been really positioning himself as like a Freddie Mercury

of our generation with the outfits and the flip

I'm agree. I think in a very up until this point, subtle way, he's been really positioning himself as like a Freddie Mercury of our generation with the outfits and the flip and the mustache and the voice.
And then in a very like heavy handed way, he wanted to remind everyone at Coachella and on the world stage that he is the Freddie Mercury of our generation because he sang Bohemian Rhapsody and he brought out Brian May, who's like the, you know, the hair from Queen who plays guitar. Sort of, I guess, giving his approval.
The same way that like Brian May and the band play with Adam Lambert. Adam Lambert is losing his mind right now.
A thousand percent. Somebody check on Adam Lambert.
Because he has been up until this point, like the stand-in, stand-in, kind of John Mayer's the stand-in at Grateful Dead. Adam Lambert has weirdly become like the stand-in for Queen which it really has worked up until this point he has the talent he has the look and nobody questioned it but Benson Boone saw that and said listen I'm coming for your crown and he kind of did he really crushed at Coachella.
Yeah, did very very impressed and then I also saw Haley and Justin looking lovely and having fun yeah but and it goes back to what we said on Friday like red flag red flag and then nothing and they're totally fine and they looked like they were having a nice time and they're in the house and there's a picture with her the baby on the couch and like yep they're having a lovely weekend and everything's fine with them no and, and after our discussion on Friday, the Beliebers, like the people who've been around for a while, they're like, listen, we're not worried. Like this just is Justin.
He has really weird social media behavior. He's eclectic, he's freaky, he's creative, but like he's always fine.
Okay, that's what I want for them. So I am choosing like not even to be remotely worried about these two.
And I think that there's a machine in the media, I don't know who it's coming from, like that wants me to be concerned and I'm not going to be well now I'm fighting I'm fighting the power 1000 I don't even tune into that but when I see his own videos had his own account posted five minutes ago I have to look at that in the face yeah yeah you do but now I'm not even gonna I'm just gonna say they had fun scroll on kid. They were with Kid and Tate.
Yep. Cute little date night.
She should have been up there shaking that thing. She should have been up there shaking that thing.
There's something about Tate McRae. She just cannot get arrested.
Yeah. And nobody works harder.
Nobody tries harder. Somebody really wants it.
You know? They really want it for her. And she's working so hard.
She's doing all the right things she's dating someone famous like she's hanging out with justin bieber why isn't she having the same remember when billy eilish hung out with justin bieber when she was like fresh on the scene like why isn't the tate mccrame rocket taking off can i say why i think and why it's not taking off for me because she's like my kind of girl i don't think the songs are good enough oh i saw her perform on snl she gives out she's a gymnast she's a my kind of girl. I don't think the songs are good enough.
Oh. I saw her perform on SNL.
She gives, she's a gymnast. She's a dancer.
Dance. Oh my God.
The next coming Britney Spears. And the song is just like.
So I think the music is really manufactured for social media, which is why she's so successful on social media. I think you like what they say.
Yeah. Yeah.
And it doesn't evolve beyond that yeah like she never she's like stuck in a box of tiktok yeah nothing will ever be she's all i want to be again go back to that yeah yeah that's like for me why i don't listen to tate mccray all the time even though like she's mimi webb she's my girl the songs just aren't strong enough for me that's a bold statement I know I had the thought and I just you know kept it to myself but you literally kisses to my exes who don't give a shit about me kisses kisses to the next one who think they can't live without me I like that song and I just was gonna keep the thought to myself but you did just ask and so I wanted to share my thought. It does.
It boggles my mind. Yeah.
But I'm always wishing her the best for her. She reminds me of Margot Washray and so of course I will always have love in my heart.
She reminds me of Ariana Bierman so I will always have love in my heart. So much love.
Anything else from Coachella? I'm sure there's more, but it was really the Kylie and Timothy and Alex Earl weekend. Yes, for me as well.
Was it that for you as well? Who did you watch Coachella through the eyes of? The eyes of the builder. Literally.
Yeah. That's really how it went for me.
So. Yeah.
Let us know. Are you ready for our next story? If we have to talk about these insufferable bitches and absolutely have to talk about the blue origin all-female crew that blasted off to space this morning has already touched down back on earth katie perry out of the capsule kissing the ground katie perry lauren sanchez get gail king and three other women went to space this morning and they had like a full send-off for them like chris j, Khloe Kardashian and Oprah.
There was a USA Today live stream like they had a full press event down below the entire time. This whole thing is made for press.
Now you think Kris and Khloe went like as a favor to Lauren? Yes I think they went to support their girl and as I was watching Kardashians last night I had the thought that I'm actually surprised that Kim wasn't on this. This is something that I think she's good friends with Lauren.
I feel like she probably if she wanted to go, maybe she doesn't want to go. I feel like she like Katie got her seat.
Yeah, if she fill her energy. Yeah, even though I'm sure Katie was down in there, definitely good friends.
But I feel like Kim was offered and I'm surprised that she didn't go because she loves to like conquer new things. And this would be classic that.
But I do believe when Pete almost went to space when they were dating, she was like, I would never do that. Yeah, I could see her definitely having had the opportunity if she wanted to.
But I could see her turning it down. It's a fucking crazy thing to do.
Yeah, because like on the one hand, it's like crazy and scary, right? Like you're going to outer space. Why? And on the other hand, it's like an 11-minute pointless trip.
Yeah, for what? For what? To say you did. Katie was like making content for the last 24 hours, like keeping the kitty cats fully fed about how she was feeling and like how important this was.
And it's all in service and in promotion of her new tour because i saw her being interviewed when she touched down on earth and like the interviewer was like you know you're doing a lot with the tour coming up as well um so i hope that she sells tickets like i hope it was worth it because she has kind of become like a little bit not even a little bit like she's a little bit but of a joke you know like well it's like all the jokes about her on social media she was that and i feel like she came out of that i know and she's slipping back the dr luke thing really didn't help yeah also i'm sure there will get footage from inside the capsule and we'll get like a whole documentary but there was like a radio comms of them talking to the astronauts and they were like or the ladies are in space now or should we call them astronauts and they're like looking at the moon and i don't know whose voice it is so i can't shame them yet but the person is saying oh my goddess no no instead of saying oh my god she's saying oh my goddess i i it. It's like not using the word manhole, right? It's like something.
Oh my God. Like whatever brand of new wave feminism this is, not only do I not subscribe to it and hate it, I think it's so deeply bad for women.
And I'm actually starting a antithetical movement against whatever the fuck this is called, okay?

Yeah, I do.

I'm going to need names on that.

1,000%.

And the thing is, I don't-

I unfortunately think it was like one of the no names.

I don't think it was Katie.

Her voice is kind of lower.

I don't think it was Gail.

I don't think it was Gail.

It didn't sound.

I think it might've been like the activists

and the astronauts.

That's what I'm saying.

Like the people, the innocent bystanders, actually probably was like an activist that would talk like that oh my goddess look at the moon oh my goddess so if i have to know that so do you i also think like not that i've ever been asked but if i were to be asked to go to space like Blue Origin is just the loser-iest one do you agree out of the three like out of Richard Branson SpaceX and then like very last minute Jeff Bezos was like I want to do this too we like scrapped together Blue Origin like I wouldn't want to go on Blue Origin so who would you go who would you allow to take you to space I'd probably go with Richard Branson because I wouldn't want to be seen as like making a political statement in this climate you know i'm i couldn't handle i couldn't handle the backlash like i'm trying to keep my job um so i probably go with richard branson and it's a little elevated you know he's british like i just very cosmopolitan richard goes to space enough like i would he doesn't do kitschy dumb marketing things like this but like so i just feel like he doesn't have enough practice runs under his belt for like me to just go with him.

No, of course.

Let's be real.

If I'm talking about like safety wise, I only want to go with Elon.

Right.

He goes to space every day.

He actually does space exploration.

He saved the NASA astronauts.

No, 1,000%.

They do this in their sleep.

But I'm talking optically.

I'm going with Richard Branson.

Really?

You don't want to stand with Jeff?

Get free Amazon for life?

Like I do. And I do want to be invited to his wedding.
But like there was something about Blue Origin Like I actually just don't trust I actually trust I don't know why I'm always defending His space curiosity Jeff Bezos Yeah It's not natural He is not space curious He just wanted to keep up with the other billionaires And I'll literally die on that hill I don't know maybe because when i read elon's book like the space rivalry between them was like very real and very much born out of both of them being obsessed with space and it's not elon's book it was the book on elon it seems inauthentic coming from jeff well walter isaacson made it seem authentic to me but maybe he's a jeff maybe he's on jeff's payroll 1000 he's on Jeff's payroll. And I'm sure I wouldn't mind being on Jeff's payroll.

I'm sure I write a book about Jeff at some point.

He's like the the the biographer of our generation.

He did Steve Jobs.

You think he's worked with Carol Radswell?

I don't.

Maybe he'll do her next.

I think that's a mistake on his part.

I agree.

Maybe he'll biograph her.

Is biograph a verb? No.

Maybe he'll follow her next. Yeah yeah but what would be the verb? right yeah he did Einstein yeah do Carol Ratswell next and then of course Tordy Lee Freebush and then Jeff Bezos Benjamin Franklin Leonardo da Vinci, Kissinger classic.

I thought you were going to say Leonardo DiCaprio.

Oh, my God.

That's unique.

Unexpected.

So congratulations, ladies.

You've set us back. You did it.

Congratulations, ladies.

You embarrassed yourselves at us.

I do want to say, like, on the one hand, these spacesuits are a joke because, like,

that's not what astronauts wear. On the other hand, like, they looked amazing.
They're extremely flattering. Lauren Sanchez.
I'm giving her best dressed. This is me looking for her waist.
Like, literally, she looked snatched to the gods. Like, next to, like, all the, I mean, she's a gargi lady.
But, like, she, I don't know everything about it. She looked the best.
Sorry. I wonder if there was, like, a partner who designed.
But they would have, like, made it a whole thing like women designing in space but like it looks like carolina herrera like it's so tailored yeah no it's really sick yeah i'm i'm glad and i'm sad that it's over i actually have found myself every day being like is it april 14th like are they going to space i know and i'm kind of i've been acutely aware of the date i'm annoyed they went so early in the morning because I don't know,

I feel like if it was midday and like the TV was on,

I'm at the nail salon,

like I might have watched it.

This is such nail salon fodder.

Instead, they like flew up at 7 a.m. Central time.

Yeah, no, it wasn't happening.

We didn't even get the personal loan content yet.

Like have the country sleeping.

Off the heels of Coachella, Passover.

We're not picking the masters.

We needed a few more hours.

We did.

I wonder what that was about.

That's the only slot they could get.

I feel like you have to leave for space early in the morning.

I don't know why.

I feel like it's the first rule of space, like crack of dawn.

You think.

And you could see a beautiful sunset coming up.

I guess it's also like maybe if there's any sort of technical difficulties,

like you give yourself the most possible daylight. You get pushed back a little.
Right. Well, I will miss this chapter of American history.
I won't. And now we can check this off the list.
A group of women have gone to space. And for that, I can sleep better at night.
Correct. Knowing this has happened and this is possible.
Yeah yeah i didn't think it was because i thought women were too stupid and now i know that they're not thank you i know that they are i didn't think that women could go to space before today no and it's really amazing to see that they can because if you can see it you can be it amen to that and now i have seen it that you can't and i believe it for 11 minutes yep oh thanks ladies goodbye i like i mean how do you come down from the adrenaline rush i would be like you know bouncing off the walls that's a buzzed. Buzzed.
Are you ready for our next story?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, so a little SNL controversy,

ex-White Lotus.

Everyone is talking about this,

but Amy LeWood is blasting SNL

for mocking her in a mean parody.

So SNL did a sketch on Saturday night

called The White POTUS,

and they made it like a White Lotus spoof plus politics and so they had uh sarah sherman playing amy lou wood and the portrayal of her did not sit well it was like very gap tooth british like really exaggerated some of her physical yeah especially attributes yeah so she said um apparently she got like misunderstood about something to do with hbo and she said and she cleared that up like no i love hbo like no issue and then she said but whilst in honest mode i did find the snl thing mean and unfunny xo felt righteous might delete later then she said such a shame because i had such a great time watching it a couple weeks ago yes take the piss for sure that's the show is about. But there must be a clever, more nuanced, less cheap way.
So I feel conflicted because, oh, we're clowning on SNL? Where do I show up? I'm ready. It's literally the least funny show I'm on it.
However, part of being a part of something so big and cultural is like having SNL clown on you.

Her teeth like were a big sort of attractor, I think, for a lot of people like were very drawn to her real life look, if you will.

And I think it was, you know, net positive.

So then like, you know, mocking it is just like so SNL.

I agree with her that like it just wasn't funny.

So like that's that.

But I don't know. Like complaining that you got made fun of on SNL when you're like a part of this huge cultural moment.
It's sort of just it's sort of is par for the course not to be such a golf girly. So I watched like the first scene.
Like I didn't watch the whole sketch, but I watched like when we first see her and she's like with the teeth and like looking dumb was there more of her it was just all like that exaggerated um teeth like yeah I agree you should be able to be made fun of your part of the biggest thing but like when what it's really harping on you're just like falling on the teeth when like that's just cheap I agree it's cheap and like we don't make it's Like, SNL's woke. We don't make fun of people for their looks, right? Right.
No, I think that they do. For their looks? Like, a woman for her looks.
Yeah, it depends on the woman. But I think they're not above that.
I wouldn't say that that's like a hard line that they draw. I just think it's cheap to just rest on the teeth.
I agree. The sketch, like, wasn't about her.
No. But she didn't like her portrayal.
It made her look dumb. No, of course.
But she has every right not to like her portrayal, for sure. I don't know.
Especially because she was such a lovable character in the show. I just feel like they got it wrong.
I mean, I do think sometimes you just look like, this is a hate you can harbor and not like put it out there because you do look kind of like you can't play ball yeah but she's allowed to be offended like 1000 she's allowed to be offended also she's not american so she doesn't like get come to britain yet but right she doesn't understand the cultural impact and like why it's technically considered a compliment yeah i'm just literally never going to take the side of snl so no same 1000 and then what's also weird is then rick posted the clip and like was like loving it walton goggins to fuel the flames of the flames yeah there's definitely something going on between these two he praised the sketch like hours after it's been clear every Every headline, Amy LaWood doesn't like the sketch. Like his teeth didn't fit in his mouth like they could have yeah played on that but they didn't make him like a greasy old man they gave him john ham right that feels um unfair yeah I'm with you so I would like it too if they had you know Megan Fox playing me in a sketch.
Right. I'm with Amy on this.

Yeah, of course.

No, of course. No, one thing about me, I stand firmly against SNL.
Same. But I do think it is cheap.
Like she's more than just the teeth, okay? No, of course. And they picked out like a rack of teeth.
They could have chosen something a little different. Yeah.
But they like went all in. I wonder like when when things like this happen it doesn't happen a lot because for the most part people feel really um either if it's authentic or not right they always say like oh man it's such an honor right um so when this does happen like i wonder how that feels like for sarah self or for the writers and do they care at all so i did also see a headline like amy lou doesn't blame sarah why yeah she could have picked a different set of teeth right no she just doesn't amy doesn't want to be like attacking a woman you know yeah why not it's like more women normalize normalize it yeah like just go all the way you know thousand percent um before we dive into the fourth and fifth story, might I let you know that the fourth and fifth story are brought to you by Fast Growing Trees? You better.
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Speaking of Freddie Mercury, Rami Malek and Emma Corrin have split after two years of dating. I had no clue that they were together.
So I saw this story. I processed it.
I was like sad. You know, they were an institution.
And then I realized I thought I was thinking of Lucy. Of course.
I'm like, oh, you're telling me he hasn't been dating Lucy Boynton this whole time. I thought this was the breakup of Lucy and Rami.
So you're saying that Lucy and Rami broke up well over two years ago. And he's been dating Emma Korn, who I also know from Crown since.
Of course. I guess that is the truth and that is what's really going on but I kind of missed this whole chapter.
Two years. There's a large contingency of people who care deeply about who Rami Malek dates.
I am not one of those people. Yeah I wouldn't say I care deeply but he's always in an interesting relationship that seems stable.
He's always in an interesting film. He is.
He's a good actor. He is.
I really am not on like, he has a lot of fans for like a random actor. I think it stems from his iconic television show, Mr.
Robot. I am not one of those people who like keeps up with Rami.
Like you said, I thought she was dating Lucy Boynton up until yesterday. So sad for these two, no love lost for me.
Cause again, I'm new here. No, I didn't know.
So I can't be that upset. And I also saw she can't lose something you never had.
I saw something else about Emma Corrin, just like a part two to this story because she's been cast in Netflix's adaptation of pride and prejudice alongside Olivia Coleman written by Dolly Alderton. You know her.
What? Yeah, of course I do. She's this really who wrote the short stories.
Yeah, you read that? We read it for Redheads. I got through 40%.
I actually did not like it. Was it a book of short stories? Yeah.
So we just read a book of short stories for the Redheads. This month we were making such a big deal.
How was our first book of short stories? It's not. It was our second.
Cool. Cool.
Yeah. Wait, back to what you had said.
Oh, Emma Corrin is the second coming of Keira Knightley. Like she is Gen Z Keira Knightley.
So all the things that Keira doesn't can't or won't do anymore. Go to Emma.
Yeah. And then, cause you know, if the crown was made 20 years ago, it would have been Keira Knightley as Princess Diana.
Yeah. Even though like there were other roles in the crown for a woman in her 40s and yeah but it wasn't Diana also been older Diana no Diana never gets older no but like we had Emma Corrin and the next Elizabeth Debecky played older yeah but still but still, she was only like 30.
Yeah.

She died when she was what?

Okay, well, let's go down this rabbit hole.

I'll just ask my AI friend.

She died when she was 36.

Right.

Also, I think Keira Knightley,

she's done all the period pieces.

She's the period piece girl.

Yeah. She's all set.
I don't think she's actively searching for roles because she should have been on Downton Abbey, too. Yeah, she's 40.
So I feel like it was hers to pass up. Oh, actually, that's fair.
It was definitely. But she's also like very recognizable.
And the one thing about the crown is they do not cast people besides Dominic West. No, wait.
Dominic West is not in the crown. He's.
Downton Abbey. He's in both? Prince Charles, yeah.
Oh, yeah. They do not cast people whose faces we know.
They're real unknown. People who blend.
And is Dominic West American? No. No? No.
Definitely not. He would not have gotten those roles.
But he's in The Affair, and he doesn't have an accent. That's how I know him, so I'm not sure.
He obscured his accent. No, he's from Sheffield, UK.
Okay. So they don't cast like big stars.
It's a real ensemble affair. Yeah.
Like everybody like freaking when the queen was Imelda Staunton. Like nobody knows who that is.
You know, she's just from Harry Potter. Harry Potter.
They knew. Right.
And I actually watched the first couple of Harry Potter movies in the beginning stages of my pregnancy because I was really bored. Let me tell you, her character was fucking wretched.
Like I actually couldn't watch a crowd after that. Damn.
Well, it's also the queen in her flop era. It's just a hard time for Imelda.
It's so true. Who was your favorite queen? Claire Foy.
Mine was Olivia Colman. Well, you can watch her as Mrs.
Bennett in Netflix's Pride and Prejudice. And then Jack Loudon playing Mr.
Darcy. He better be something.
Oh, that's like such a classic face to me. Really? You know who that is? Yeah, hold on.
I've been hearing that name a lot. He's like a classic British.
Mary Queen of Scots. Everyone was in that movie.
Right. Jack Loudon.
Dunkirk, you saw that. Oh, I'm sorry.
I take back what I said. I've never seen this man.
this man. Yeah I've not really seen him in oh he was in that movie Fighting With My Family.
You ever watch that? I think he also yeah he's married to Saoirse Ronan. That's why I know him.
Mr. Saoirse and she was also in Mary Queen of Scots.
Wow I watched that movie one time it really pays off in spades. That happens sometimes where like you randomly will watch something.
And then like when your job is like reporting on entertainment,

you constantly find yourself that what was I just constantly bringing up that I like a fun.

Oh, that Rachel Zegler's been cast in the West End production of Vita.

Sometimes you have a fun fact that you just have to bring up.

Oh, he was in Wolf Hall, a classic.

Never heard of it.

It's, you know, it's one of those.

Well, rip to Rami and Emma.

Yes, but congratulations on the new gig. Do our girl proud.
And I do want to say, I find Emma Corrin and Elizabeth Debecky, the two women who played Princess Anne in the Crown, I find them, like, I cannot tell them apart. They both did Diana so well.
Like, to me, they're both Diana. Yeah.
I couldn't pick them out of a lineup. In their personal life, I think they're a bit different.
Emma Corrin is non-binary, I think. Oh.
So, I don't think Elizabeth is. Oh, so maybe if I saw them out of their drag, I would definitely be able to tell them apart.
Yeah, like Emma Corrin, she has Buzz hair in this picture, I think. Oh, wow.
Pixie cut swirly. Yeah.
Very Keira Knightley.

Did Keira Knightley have a pixie cut?

I feel like she buzzed her hair once, right?

I mean, you don't get to the level that you're at without buzzing your hair once.

That's what Emma Stone is currently going through.

Yeah. And we just have to let it.
Anne Hathaway did it. Jennifer Lawrence did it.

You just sort of have to let it happen.

It's a canon event. You cannot interfere.

So I'm not seeing buzz but

she was the queen of the pixie cut claudia i just like really hate that haircut i know i won't i won't make you discuss it any further i don't feel like it needs explanation are you ready for our fifth and final story gypsy rose blanchard is down 25 pounds i'm so fucking jealous snatch physique Gypsy Rose Blanchard got out of prison, had two boyfriends, a baby, and has down 25 pounds. I'm so fucking jealous.
Snatch physique. Gypsy Rose Blanchard got out of prison,

had two boyfriends, a baby,

and has lost 25 pounds.

And what have you done?

Jackie, she not only had two boyfriends,

she had a husband.

And like some of you can't even get a text back.

No, it's so true.

When you think about what she has accomplished

personally and professionally in her time out,

it's actually inspiring.

And that slay of a photo that she posted

announcing to everyone that she lost 25 pounds

I think it's actually inspiring and that's slay of a photo that she posted announcing to everyone that she lost 25 pounds um she's never looked more refined more sophisticated you would never know that at one point this girl had no teeth and killed her mom like it's actually inspiring accessory accessory when did gypsy Rose get out of prison? Let me think.

Oh, you don't want to ask Gemini?

I'll Google it.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

I was trying to center myself because, you know, I met and interviewed Gypsy Rose shortly

after her sit in prison.

And when was that?

Okay.

She was released early in December 2023.

Like, what have you done with your life since December 2023?

It's less than two years.

She's a mother.

She's an ex-wife. She's a mother.

She's an ex-wife.

She's a girlfriend.

She's a business owner.

She's a reality star.

And now she's a skinny queen.

Yeah.

I don't know. I wonder if it's more common to leave prison and gain weight or lose weight.

Because like you're not fed a lot in prison.

But like I think you – like the food is gross but you have a lot of commissary. Like just chips and stuff.
Well, I think also some people focus on their fitness, like Teresa. Yes.
Some people get jacked in prison, like the situation. Yeah.
It's like a good way to channel your – Use of your time. Mental – mentalities.
I wonder what the statistics say. Are you more likely to lose weight or gain weight after prison as a woman? As a woman.
Well – you know, that's a good question for AI. OK.
As a woman, are you statistically more likely to gain or lose weight after being released from prison? After prison? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Well, then it has nothing to do with prison.
Like, then it's just. No, but I'm saying like.
I thought you were asking. Women are more likely to gain weight after being released released from prison several studies have found that formerly incarcerated women face a higher risk of post release weight gain due to economic hardship mental health challenges disrupted access to health care and lifestyle changes including less physical activity than they may have had in prison that makes sense yeah and then what about in prison okay let me get back on the horn hold on yeah that's what i thought you were gonna say because i could see it going both ways what about in prison question mark are women more likely to gain or lose weight i like to have like a very casual tone with ai you know yeah you don't want to make them scared oh my god i've never seen ai you've stumped them they're like struggling yeah maybe the question was not formatted properly yeah weight outcomes for incarcerated women can vary so there's not like a hard line that's it i guess it also depends on what kind of um prison you're in yeah what kind of prison you're in? Yeah.
What kind of prison you in? Well, thank you for that. What kind of prison y'all in? Congratulations to Gypsy.
You know. No, seriously.
Is there any better feeling? So happy and jealous for you. Is there any better feeling? Postpartum weight loss.
Like looking your best after being a mom. Like her hair snatched.
Her teeth are snatched. Her her body snatched she's in a happy relationship as far as we know like it's actually she's endlessly inspirational yeah she is and i feel like i of course we are inspired by that but i think her usage of the passage of time is something that should be studied and emulated because she has done more in the year and a half than anyone else then It's so true.
Seriously, who has done more? It's on par. I'll tell you.
I'll tell you who's done more. It is on par with how much Morgan Stewart accomplished during COVID.
Okay. She got married and had a baby.
She left COVID. The way she entered COVID and left COVID, I think she was even leaving COVID pregnant with her second.
Like, she absolutely crushed the timeline of COVID.

Interesting.

Okay.

That's a good one.

Yeah.

It's on par with what GRB has done in the last two years.

Different, obviously.

But do you think GRB used any sort of injectables?

Like, I hope so.

Like, why wouldn't she?

I hope so.

I hope she made it easy on herself.

Yeah, me too.

Like, I hope she had a seamless time.

She's been through a lot.

Of course.

Go off, GRB. easy on herself yeah me too like i hope she had a seamless time a lot of course go off grb that's the past five stories that you needed to know girl a swirly yeah just of course like you said like if you if you're losing weight now and you hadn't ever lost weight before well she's but she was in prison she's.
She was in prison and then she was pregnant. She was going through stress.
She was out with the mother. No, she's definitely stunted in ways.
So the rule doesn't apply, but I hope she did. Me too.
Take a load off gypsy. She's making enough money.
She could pay for the good stuff. I can't say that.
Gypsy. Tried to give her a nickname.
It didn't work. Oh, no.
It's a slurur sorry um was that the fifth and final story that has such fifth story energy yeah yeah yeah totally well it's lunch time so that's exciting matzo sandwich oh actually never mind it's not exciting matzo pizza matzo pizza actually is really good i'm gonna text ben to make me that yeah maybe parchy. Matzo pizza is for everyone.
Okay, me and Margo and Ben were having this conversation at the Seder last night. What appliance do you use to make the matzo pizzas? I would use my oven or, I've never made one before, but in thinking about it, I would use my oven or my toaster oven, but then I couldn't make them in mass.
Right. Okay, so Margo was saying she makes them in her oven and she broils them at the end to make them really crispy and ben was like oh we make them in the microwave and i'm like we do it seemed so gross like a lunchable and i was like to me the clear choice is the toaster oven yeah but then you only can make one at a time right right well as long as i get the first one i don't give a fuck like i'm set i make four matzer pizzas right right but margot who's also cooking for one.
Like, why wouldn't I get the first one, I don't give a fuck. I'm set.
I think I need to make four matzer pizzas. Right, right.
But Margot, who's also cooking for one, like, why wouldn't you? I think maybe she doesn't have a toaster oven. Oh.
That's because you don't have a Prada backpack. Literally.
Not to judge, but she doesn't have a toaster oven. I feel like she does.
Yeah, she actually does. She has the Emily Mariko one that's, like, insanely expensive.
You have to, like, add that one no oh my god tiktok for my chronically online did everybody see becca bloom being with emily marico they went to like some big fancy asia society event scoos you would love becca bloom jackie okay she popped up on tiktok two weeks ago to her instagram yeah i'm sure she posts her reels there she is obviously the daughter of like some tech billionaire like she is insane and she all she does is spend her money on diamonds van cleef birkins like she is so she's just sharing she's not obnoxious though she's just like oh what bag am I wearing today like everybody wants to know um so cute and you you really get to see like how the other half lives she's like getting married and she's like oh I forgot show you guys. I got my wedding necklace in.
She was like, my family and I were invited to the Van Cleef winery. And like, we're literally like, what the fuck are you talking about? Her and her family, I guess, are big customers of Van Cleef.
So they invited them to their winery to show off their new line of fine jewelry. And there was this ruby and diamond necklace.
And she loved it so much, but she asked for it to be made in all diamonds. She't interested in rubies so um they handmade this like one-of-a-kind piece for her rumors is it's about 500 000 necklace and she's wearing it to her wedding so she tried it on for us on tiktok love she's super cute she doesn't post a lot on instagram at the moment but um oh she posts a lot on real i mean on tiktok so i'll wait i'll wait for her to really invest in her Instagram account.
But it comes for everyone where you have to start investing.

So it'll happen for you.

Yeah.

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