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Good morning, girlies.

It's the toast.

It's Jackson Claude, and we're your host.

It's your favorite show, the fast-five things you need to know.

We'll start your day off swirly.

It's the toast i sound amazing

welcome back to the toast and happy tuesday i am choosing to spend this absolutely gorgeous day with a woman that i love that i admire and most importantly that i respect it's the one the only jacqueline volet hello turtloo you have no choice but no choice thanks for acting like you do i do you have no choice but to spend the day with me

it's our big week yes big week in new york city it's literally bright Lights Big City, three bucks, two bags, one beer.

One beer?

One beer.

Yeah, I'm getting my Luke Combs and Annie references mixed up.

Bright Lights Big City, Jackson Claude.

Today, we're so busy.

Podcast, podcast, podcast, meeting, meeting, meeting.

Yesterday, I was so busy, was podcasting into the wee hours.

I actually recorded a really fun interview yesterday that will probably go up next month.

And I'm really excited for you guys to hear.

I was like, because I recorded it so late, whatever I do before bed is like what I

think about, like as I toss and turn.

And I was just like thinking about the interview, like so many funny things that were said it was honestly hysterical and not to you know tease something that's not available yet but just wait but just to know like maternity leave is going off without a hitch like seems like everything is going fine without me you would you'd say yeah and it's like jax is talking more than ever yeah you hate to see it you really hate to see it watch this space my friend did you feel extra tired after your first maternity leave interview yesterday because like you were talking so much more than you normally are i felt invigorated i could have kept going and going i don't even know how long the interview was it was like over an hour and i knew i had to end it but i wasn't done.

She won't be done.

This is like years worth of pent up conversations and questions.

I'm glad.

And I just could ask the person anything I wanted.

How freeing is it?

At any time.

And I asked some really crazy questions.

That's what you can come to expect from Jackie Owen friends.

Maternity leave special.

What I also realized about the guests that I've chosen, because I'm like the interview from yesterday, I'm like, so up this person's butt.

Like literally up there, like, hey, look at me coming out their mouth.

And that's the kind of energy you can expect because I really really chose to

podcast with people who I either am friends with, who I really like, or I really admire and want to meet.

So it's not like I'm just up anyone's butt.

Just know, like, these are a select few people who I really love.

I wouldn't just be like that for anyone.

Yeah, yeah.

Well, I'm glad that you're kind of like having your fangirl moment.

I feel like people who have hundreds of guests, like if you're up every guest's butt, you can't be up hundreds of butts.

And it gets old quickly.

Like you're not obsessed with everyone.

At some point, like a guest is a guest.

And I'm not saying that's like always like my interviewing style, but so many of the people that I've chosen to have on are just people that i'm really obsessed with and i follow them as a fan too so you will find me up there bud you will and you know where else you will find me around the corner do you know where you will find me

at chop toastmerch.com tomorrow at 10 a.m eastern time now jack and i are headed usually we like to wear merch our merch to on the show to promote the drop like we are headed to just like fancy business meetings all week long we haven't been able to like you know wear our merch because it's not like appropriate where we're going um but just no even though it is chanel and i do think like the restaurant that we're going to does like but it's more like of chanel leisure line and not appropriate for our business working lunch.

Yeah, it's the resort collection from Chanel.

Yeah, so 10 a.m.

Eastern time.

We have a spring merch collection.

You can check out our Instagram for all the pieces, our iconic t-shirts that everybody's obsessed with.

We are bringing them back in three new designs.

We have crew necks, we have sweatshirts, we have phone cases, we have hats, we have tote bags.

And so it'll be 10 a.m.

Eastern time tomorrow.

You're not going to want to miss it.

You're really not.

No, don't you dare.

And then I'm sure it's a story.

So like, I won't really get into it about Kylie and Timothy, but last night was a Knicks game.

Last night was a Knicks game.

It kind of took over the city.

This was like the first Knicks game that I've been in the city for.

And it's electric now?

It's electric and everything.

I was just like very aware that the Knicks game is on.

Like I came home and Zach watching the Knicks game.

And then I know he wanted to go over to your place because Ben was having the Brunson boys over.

The Brunson boys did watch the game together.

My husband went.

I don't know if you know.

I did know that.

And I said, like, was there like some sort of ceremony inducting Zach into the Brunson Boy Hall of Fame?

Double B's.

And Ben said no is like very chill.

The Brunson boys are are very low-key, you know?

They don't like to make a big business.

But they're not exclusive.

I didn't ask him how the dynamics were, like if he felt as the only one who wasn't a Brunson, because I asked him, I was like, by the way, who's going to Ben's?

And he was like, the Brunson boys.

Yeah, and it was literally the four of them.

Yeah.

So maybe he was an honorary Brunson boy for the evening.

Yeah, yeah.

But he's also a Mavericks fan, so of course he's not a Brunson boy.

But last night he was a Knicks fan.

And it was a great game.

The Knicks won.

The city was alive.

Every celebrity on the planet was at the Knicks game.

I was like, honestly.

Except for us.

I never, up until this point, every time me and Ben watched together, I'm like, seriously, so happy for the people there.

I'm like, I'm so happy to be in my bed.

I have no qualms.

But last night, I was like, I should be there.

Sit with your arm around me.

Because of story number two.

Because of story number two, obviously, Kylie and Timothy, but like Kendall was there, like literally every celebrity on the planet.

Like we think we're New York socialites.

Well, I do.

And I'm not at the Knicks game.

No, and I don't think anyone invited us to their suite, but we also didn't check.

Yeah, but also like

it doesn't matter.

Like I should have been there in some way.

Yeah.

I'm kind of like a New York, like seriously like a staple of New York City.

And you know who else we should have reached out to?

Like Game Time.

Totally.

You know, like Game Time app.

We've got sponsors.

I know we're just so lazy.

Our presence could be a good thing.

There's another game.

There's another game this week.

Oh,

yes, you're right.

I think I'll go to Boston.

Okay, Verado.

Where nobody knows my name.

Oh, yeah.

I think I'll go to Boston.

Yesterday, you weren't there.

Do you think Kylie and Timothy will go to Boston?

No.

Do you think Margaret Washray will go to Boston?

Because she loves an impromptu trip to Boston.

So you weren't there last night because me, Ben, and Zach were like with your boys while you were working.

Mommy was working.

Mommy was working doing your interview.

And oh my God, we were being so funny.

So like when you like Zach was leaving with the boys, we had like a little sing session.

You know, Zach is like very musical.

Yeah.

And Ben loves like old-timey, like nostalgic songs.

So we did like an actual like three-man band interpretation of out of the box, you know, like that song, so long, farewell.

The boys were loving sound of music.

It's

so long, farewell.

No, no, no, no.

You're seriously a grandma.

Like, I can't with you.

No.

Out of the box, like the Disney Channel, like short program.

It was, you don't know this.

So long, farewell to you, my friend.

The time has come until we meet again.

And then then like, it's the guy, it's a guy and a gal and the guy like plays the drums.

And it's like very, it's like children's entertainment.

You don't know it.

No, it does sound familiar.

Zach knew it.

Of course.

Every person our age knows it.

I can't believe you're not familiar.

And we did like a real, like everybody had a part, you know, like Ben was on the drums.

Zach was doing like.

You know, it was so funny.

I was cracking up.

And I'm telling you, the boys loved it.

So if they asked for out of the box song, that's what they're talking about.

Okay, good to know.

Every song has a code name.

Yeah, right.

And they were like staring at us.

They like wanted to leave so bad.

And we were standing by the the door and we're like out of the box

i'm sure they didn't want to leave i'm sure they had a great time at co-jerse we had a big night at co-jerz we made burgers we had so much fun we did bath time oh my god being on my knees in the bath time i was not okay what you think no no bath time is like a better idea in theory yeah no zach like at home that's zach's responsibility it's not a pregnant person

whatever it falls to me like it's not my favorite one no i think i'll be the type of parent

base with their children is that gross no no no, no, but like eventually they do get too big and they're so dirty.

Like, but when they're baby, yeah, in the baby stage, like that's so nice.

Yeah.

But eventually, like, it's just not once in a while.

Actually, it's a nice treat, but for every day, it's not the vibe.

You need a better system.

I think it's a lot of times the husband's job because it's very physical.

It's back rate.

And that works for us.

Like when I was so sad to see them go, obviously.

Like when Zach left, I was devastated.

When I tell you, I didn't get out of bed for five hours.

I was not okay.

No, they'll take everything out of you.

Everything.

It's so crazy.

Everything.

They have so much energy.

Yeah, it's kind of exhausting.

I know, but you work your way up to it.

Yeah, right, right.

Like my tolerance is high now because it's like every day was a little bit more, a little bit more for the last few years, but you can't just like wake up one day and have like two toddlers running around.

A thousand percent.

We do have like a lot to do today.

It's Tuesday.

There are lots of stories and there's deer toasters.

They are so crazy.

Okay.

And one of them is about us.

I love when this happens.

Cool.

Like the toast either helping or like hurting someone's life and like how to navigate that.

Okay.

Well, let's get into it, shall we?

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Our first story, that was going to be our second story, but it's our first story because I know we really want to talk about it, which is the Knicks game last night.

Kylie, Jenner, and Timothy cozy up at the Knicks game after their first red carpet debut.

So we know Timothy is a big Knicks fan.

They played at MSG last night.

So his lady love, Kylie, supported him courtside and

toaster.

With Kendall, I was shocked to see Kendall.

And

there's so much to discuss, but one of the connections we really haven't spoken about is the Jordan Woods of it all.

So I've told you guys, and I know everybody's like, turdy broken record, and I'm so glad I've said it so many times.

Because

if you've been paying attention, and none of this was surprising to you when you started.

Jordan Woods' man is a really good Knicks player.

His name is Carl Anthony Towns.

He had a great game last night.

And Jordan's been at every game.

She's so wagalicious.

She like wears such cute outfits.

She sits courtside, even though like a lot of the wags don't.

And she was sitting in the same row as Kylie, not with Kylie, but like probably like five or six seats down.

And they were like interacting with one another, but it was probably just like such a fun night for Kylie.

Yeah, for sure.

Because they won.

Her man was so happy.

She's with her man.

She's with her sister.

And then look, her bestie's there.

Her bestie's man is having a good night.

Yes.

Like, except she's not on the court.

It's giving girl gang.

Except not to nickpick.

Don't nickpick.

Why was Timothy sitting in between Kylie and Kendall?

That's really interesting.

Isn't that weird?

So perhaps Kylie has a side, and she knew she'd be looking at Timothy all night and like the pictures and she and she wanted her left side to be her dominant side.

Because let me tell you, those photos, she looked insanely gorgeous.

Well, yeah, when you're that insanely gorgeous, like I really don't think you have to like fear a side.

No, Jackie, everyone has their things.

But even on the red carpet, she was on the other side of him.

And she did want to be looking to her.

right

then she could have sat in the middle timothy here kylie kendall there yeah i just think that's like a little random like i if i went to the game with you and ben i want to sit next to my sister yeah yeah i mean they have been together for a long time so like kendal probably knows timmy yeah pretty well it's it's an interesting point but also maybe it had to do with like the view of the game and no one else oh no one else was next to kylie technically kylie's seat was the best because like she's on the aisle so there's only one person next to her next to the the hoop, right?

Those courtside seats are fucking tiny.

Like you're literally asses on top of asses.

So for Kylie to only be sitting next to one person, it's the best seat.

Because she has the biggest butt, you mean?

Well, no, just because like it's uncomfortable.

I'm kidding.

Who knows?

It's an interesting point you make.

But not to nickpick.

But also not to nickpick either.

They're talking behind his back.

Like it's just not conducive.

Kylie definitely

wanted to sit on the aisle.

Like some, like me and Ben fight over the aisle.

The aisle's the best seat.

Yeah, I guess.

I don't know.

It's just really inconvenient.

Also, I found it interesting because like so many celebrities were at this game that there are only so many courtside seats, right?

And then there are like people who actually pay like regular people who are just rich, who have

courtside, right?

So there are only so many seats to go around.

Like Kylie's weren't amazing.

She was behind the basket, which is not, it is courtside.

Like it's like a 50-yard line.

Right.

Your feet are on the wood.

It's courtside.

But like when you think courtside, you think the sides, not behind the basket.

So I thought it was interesting that they didn't have like the best seats, but like the OGs, like Spike Lee, Tracy Morgan, like they get Marishka Hargate has been at like every single game, and she also gets booted to behind the basket.

But still, it's, it's, it's good.

It's fine.

I'm just glad that they were able to procure courtside seats, considering they are so desirable.

Yes, and four, nonetheless.

And I, I don't know when they made the decision to go.

Who was the fourth?

Kendall brought a friend.

Oh.

That maybe also impacted the senior entrance.

Oh,

so long.

I see.

they made it really seem like they were a trio yeah no they totally cut the other guy out but um there was another person there i'm cracking up it's like the trio arrived and right but they did arrive separately well kendall i mean kylie and timothy walked first and everyone saw that video and then i saw the video of kendall i'm like oh maybe she's there with someone else like i didn't think that they were going together kylie and kendall like they don't do a lot publicly together yeah

well you know that's like kendall hates that Right.

Because Kylie's ashamed of her.

Yeah, that like Kylie doesn't hang out with her more.

Sounds like Kendall is a chip.

She should come come on the toes and talk about it.

For sure.

Yeah.

So fun night in New York.

I love when things happen in New York.

Like, it's so fun.

And that means probably like Kylie's here still, y'all.

Yeah.

Probably.

Kylie doesn't stay in one place for long, though.

No, but I think she has a place here.

Do you think that that, well, Timothy definitely does.

I think she does.

I think that's like, we learned that a while ago.

Do you think they went from the David Awards in Rome?

Straight to New York or do you think they've been back to LA?

No, because I saw another headline of her in the ocean.

She had a a Mother's Day getaway.

Maybe they went to Florida?

I don't know where they went.

Maybe like Turks and Caicos, they like love it.

They love Turks and Caicos.

Here, let's see what they went on a tropical getaway.

Oh, to be so in Turks and Caicos.

Yes.

To be so wealthy, beautiful, and young.

Like

you would almost hate her, like if she wasn't so fabulous, you know?

Yeah.

Well, she's doing it.

She's her own plate.

She's doing it.

She's really sick.

Why didn't these pictures get more?

Well, that's the other thing that I was.

Because then the the Knicks came.

I'm sure if the Knicks didn't happen, then like this would get more.

Kylie looked so insane last night.

Like, and not even in like a dramatic way.

She looked super glamorous.

She was just wearing like a black tank top and jeans and her hair was down.

She looked like such a bombshell.

And it was actually really nice to see someone who's like done having kids looking the best they've looked yet.

You know, it's inspiring.

I know she's actually 17,

but like she's had her kids, you know?

Like she's not done.

Don't say that, Claudia.

But I'm saying, you don't like envision that you're going to look the best you've ever looked

after you've had one or two kids.

That's the plan.

Well, that's the plan for me as well.

That's the plan.

And it was better to be like, I don't think I've ever seen Kylie look better.

I agree.

And she's been looking this.

And she's so young.

So we can't compare because she had kids at like, what, 21?

But still, it was inspiring nonetheless.

But she's not done.

Don't say that.

I didn't say for Kimmy.

I didn't say done, but like, she's like, if it's, it's possible that like, these are all the kids that she has.

But she said a lot of times she wants a really big family with Timothy Chalamet.

It's possible.

And that she wants to have Timothy's babies.

I'm having it.

That's a direct

cookie.

and I'm sure she's just like soaking up all this awesomeness like before she does fall pregnant with Timothy's baby.

I wonder if she like likes all the attention.

She's so weird with like fame and and her own celebrity and her and Timothy like people are obsessed with and I think to a point where they weren't with her in her previous relationships like Travis and Taiga.

I wonder how she feels about the public perception because she does have a very complicated relationship with like people talking about her.

She like loves to be famous but hates it.

I think at the beginning it was probably harder.

I think people talked more shit about her in the beginning and now like everyone's been silenced.

So it's probably fun today, but I think like the last year or two years were harder.

People probably saying like mean stuff that I would never say or even think, but I could imagine what a mean person would say about this.

Yeah.

I can't even imagine what I'm saying.

Now they've all said because I'm not mean.

The power of Timothy's love has silenced them.

Like, are they going to get married?

No, they're going to have babies.

Yeah, Kylie's not, um, she's not traditional like that.

Yeah.

And she's too wealthy.

Yeah.

I don't think she has great aspirations for like, you know, a big fairy tale white wedding.

That's sewn on her.

It's just too complicated.

Yeah.

Watch, they're married.

Anyways, really cute.

No, they don't.

The only thing is they don't act like a married couple.

Like every time you say they've been together for two years, it shocks me because they really act like a couple

in high school.

Yeah.

Like they like each other so much.

They're like always on top of each other.

And it's like, married people don't act like that.

And they've actually been spotted out at so many things like that are hours long things, but we never got one crossing.

Miserable Miserable looking not one like not one Wimbledon, Bradley Cooper, Irena Shane.

Yeah.

Shocking.

Yeah.

Are you ready for our next story?

It's not going to last.

What, the relationship?

Because they're not miserable enough.

Maybe not yet.

You know?

I'm ready for our next story, yes.

I just want to warn you.

It seems like you have some lipstick on the back of your iPad.

And if you put the iPad on your white pants,

it's going to transfer.

It's been here since my last New York trip.

Oh, so it's not going to transfer on your pants?

No, it's like, it's

part of the great part.

I could probably use a certain type of wipe and get it off, like a magic eraser.

You should keep looking out for your pants.

And you to my children.

You know, the business meeting.

So like, you can't show up with like crap on your pants.

No, no, no.

This has been here for two months now.

So I don't think today is the day it's going to choose to come off.

Great.

Our next story.

Kim Kardashian testifies she thought she'd be raped during her Paris robbery and fears that her sister, Courtney, would find her shot dead.

So Kim took the stand to testify nearly nine years after she was robbed of millions of dollars of jewelry in Paris.

We had reported that the trial was starting and now Kim testified in court on Monday that she feared she would be raped and fatally shot during the burglary.

She said, he grabs my legs and pulls me.

I'm naked and my everything is exposed.

I was sure that I was going to be raped.

I absolutely thought I was going to die.

She said when she replied to the judge's question about whether she feared for her life.

To me, every time we talk about this robbery, it's such an indicator of how quickly time moves.

Because you're saying this was nine years ago.

Like, I remember where I was when I found out, you know?

And were we not doing the toast during this robbery?

I guess not like podcasting for eight years yeah so then no damn yeah i by the way and i know they say like the wheels of justice turn slow like this is unacceptable this is incredibly slow but i think it took a while to like track everyone down there were a watching people involved so she showed up at the courthouse like looking seriously insane like best she's ever looked like audrey hepburn hair big diamond necklace which obviously was some sort of metaphor um Chris was there supporting, wearing like a fuck ass bob.

Everybody looked great.

Kim looked amazing.

It's one of my favorite kim looks and is this like a new is this her new stylist at work because honestly i like what i'm seeing i like what i'm seeing too but i do think like courthouse glam has is a very specific lane and it when done right like it always looks good yeah no the bodysuit was bodysuiting the necklace was sick that hair but that's still chris like and the glam and the sunglasses um

i'm not gonna say like this like the stylist like did well on this but it bodes well for me it's like an easy um layup an easy ask yeah but i really do that she looks great i'm sure this is like really crazy for her and she's putting on a very brave face like acting like i don't give a and here's all my diamonds again i do feel like she's healed from it like i think it took her a really long time um and i think if if had this trial been like years ago it would have been traumatizing and now i feel like it's like she feels powerful in in speaking against it.

Like, because there was a period of time, like, she was asked about it, like, years later, the David Letterman thing, and she still cries when she talks about it.

Of course, it's so traumatizing.

She's like a very tough person and she says calmness is her superpower so i think now she is fully healed from it yeah probably i don't think this is re-traumatizing her no but i think it probably manifests itself like we saw in the season how she's almost like numb to life yeah because of her calmness like it doesn't manifest herself in her crying all the time about it and like being afraid but it does show up and it has like affected her long term

I like like that's like like every person's worst nightmare yeah

it's so crazy.

It's so crazy.

What was his name Pascal?

That was the bodyguard at the time.

There was so much drama around that like yeah,

yeah, you have to be there for the Pascal of it all.

Yeah, very very crazy and Harouch

Right

Yeah, her stylist.

Yeah, was like in the apartment building Yeah, was there with her?

Yeah, and Courtney and Kendall were at the club

with Pascal.

Yeah

She just went back and the concierge of course yeah

innocent victim in all of this.

Innocent bystander.

So they say.

Oh, you think he was a conspirator?

I don't know anything about it.

Like, seriously.

Seriously, I don't know.

So the trial is ongoing, and I look forward to justice being served.

Speaking of some trial news, the Diddy trial is going on in New York right now.

There's a lot of, like, big trials, and I feel like the Diddy one's kind of like slipping.

Everyone's talking about Karen Reid.

I'm seeing a lot of Diddy.

I've seen this headline all day yesterday.

So a lot of testimony came out yesterday, a lot of of like gruesome details from witnesses.

And one thing that has really

been, that's why like I think there's like people tune into the Karen Reed trial every day.

It's in Massachusetts and I guess the law is that you can have cameras there.

So like Court TV, you know, Law and Order, YouTube.

I hope you feel good knowing that like I have not seen anything about the Karen Reed trial.

I have seen a lot of things about the Diddy trial.

Good.

I do wish we could watch it.

Like I think that always gets told me like his family was there and one of his daughters had to like walk out at a certain point because it was like too graphic.

Yikes.

Yeah.

So one allegation is that he allegedly forced an escort to perform a disgusting act on Cassie Ventura as she choked.

And so that was act was peeing in her mouth.

This is just one of the

flames.

Oh my God.

I didn't see that.

Yeah.

It's just really.

And then I also saw that Cassie is set to testify, maybe even today.

That's so crazy.

Yeah.

So this was being filmed.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

And there is a girl on TikTok who I follow who is like a court reporter or not a court reporter, something.

So she's in the

court help what are words

yeah sure in the room yeah like yeah facility yeah courtroom she's there and then she like comes and like you know reiterates what she saw and like that's the closest we get but like this not being televised is first of all the best thing to ever happen to diddy yeah because it's it's not blowing up as much as you know amber heard versus shawny debt where everybody was tuning in every day lunchtime let's go that's true

that's fucking disgusting i feel like actually sick yeah so um

the assistant U.S.

attorney told the 12-person jury that Cassie first agreed to participate in his now infamous freak offs to make him happy, but the romps allegedly became violent over time.

With him beating his then-girlfriend if she left early or took too long in the bathroom during one particular incident, he told a prostitute to urinate in her mouth, which led to her feeling like she was choking, the prosecutor claimed.

However, I can't even begin to explain what is so fucked up about having a prostitute pee in your mouth.

Like, the obvious pee is gross, right?

Where has this prostitute been?

Where did she come from?

I seriously, I'm choking.

And it really makes you think because who can even come up with something so disgusting?

It's like, if I was having a freaky party and I wanted the freakiest thing I could think of, never in my life would I think to hire a prostitute to have her pee in the mouth of my girlfriend.

Like, no, and it's just like fucking disgusting.

One small anecdote from like years of this.

And it's not like he's on, he's being like

accused of

making someone pee in someone's mouth.

Like, this is it.

This is just an anecdote.

It's just like a crumb.

It's

disgusting.

it's so disgusting the details are really really graphic from the trial which i think everyone expected that they would be when it oh you know what i actually feel like vomiting sex trafficking no and it's like i'm waiting i'm having like jeffrey epstein ptsd

where like jeffrey epstein got arrested and we were all like okay we are finally gonna find out like who all the pedophiles in hollywood are and It never happened.

But his defense team is arguing that like, yes, he has a bad temper and a history of violence, but they argued that he's simply not guilty of sex trafficking, that domestic violence is not sex trafficking because that's what he's on the stand for.

So, right, like having a prostitute pee in your girlfriend's mouth, is that sex

human trafficking, sex trafficking?

No, no, that would have been like domestic violence, right?

Sexual assault.

And you're telling me there's not a charge for domestic violence, or maybe the statute of limitations has run out.

Yeah, because then that would be like Cassie v.

Right.

Diddy.

And this is like the state v.

Diddy.

Yeah, for sex trafficking.

Yeah.

So, but all of this, like, we'll get, like, I'm sure

there's to the, we'll get to the trafficking.

Right, right.

We're just like setting the scene.

Right.

Right.

If there is alleged trafficking, just to see.

Yeah, if there is,

which there is.

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Morgan Wallin reveals the real reason behind his abrupt SNL exit, and it's not titillating whatsoever.

No, not even close.

Morgan Wallin has broken broken his silence on why he made his abrupt exit out of the SNL.

Get me to God's country.

When he went on Sunday conversation with host Caleb Presley, and he asked him, seriously, SNL, did they make you mad?

He said, no, no, I was just ready to go home.

Okay, the show itself, if you guys haven't seen it, it's formerly a Barcelona show.

I believe that Caleb actually recently left Barcelona.

Oh, no, something like that.

They like interview the interview style is like very dry satirical.

It's not like hard-hitting.

No one ever really like shares a truth.

It's like parody almost.

Yeah, it's like it's comedy.

It's like between two ferns a little bit.

Yes.

So exactly.

That's the perfect comparison.

So it's entirely possible that there's like a whole other story about Get Me to God's Country.

But this is the first time Morgan's even like remotely addressing it.

He said it's ready to go home.

He said, I'd been there all week.

Right.

And that does to me feel

answer the question of get me to God's country.

I feel like he wasn't calling SNL cast members a bunch of godless heathens.

He was just like sick of New York.

Okay, which I can understand.

like when i'm done here get me to god's country how does that answer the walk-off i agree the what to me the instagram story was only curious because it preceded or what's the opposite of preceded

coceed anteceded

the walk off the walk off was what like led people to be like what's going on something's he's mad yeah and then we all flocked to his instagram and there was something there and he was flock flocking

god's country new york so

i'm not convinced honestly I really don't think there's anything beyond like the obvious.

And then them sending like Keenan on Good Day New York.

No, I'm telling you, there was something there.

No, I think it's like was nothing bigger than

them being all different people.

He probably never like felt

in place, like that was his place.

Right.

And or his people.

And he did his job and he left.

And a lot of them had clowned on him over the years and the COVID and whatever.

So he did his job.

He left.

No blow up happened.

It's just like, we're different.

I guess people really see like how detrimental it was.

was like if Morgan Wallen ever performs on SNL again.

Cause everybody, even Lauren, I think everyone's maintaining like, we're all good.

Yeah.

And if you are, like, the next time he has an album coming out, like he will do SNL as a part of his promo tour.

And if he does, then I'll, then I will buy this.

But if he doesn't, and I don't think that he will, nor do I think that he should.

It's not a good place for him.

I think that he will.

And I think that he should.

Wow.

Yeah.

What do you think about that?

I think that he won't and he shouldn't.

But we'll find out.

like the next time there's a 50 song album coming out.

Right.

And we haven't even gotten this 50 song album.

Right.

No, this is like a toast kind of

Rodriguez one-hit wonder thing.

We'll have to check back in like seriously in two years.

I'm keeping up with sports.

Yeah.

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We'll always have Folet Beach.

Jackie made me listen to Sam Hunt, and then I've been obsessed with this song,

Delta.

What's on that?

No matter what.

23.

23.

Wait, 22?

I'll never be.

23.

Anyone, but you know.

And there's a line in it.

We'll always have Folet Beach.

It's extremely Jacqueline Folet-coded.

We need to go to Folet Beach and get a resort pass.

What the hell is Folet Beach?

Just Google.

I'm sure it's like North Carolina.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, I'm sure it's like

in that area.

Foley.

It's F-O-L-E-Y, I believe.

South Carolina.

And he said it in the song, South Carolina.

Oh, it's called, but it's spelled F-O-L-L-Y.

L-L-Y.

Folly Beach.

Folly Beach.

And he's just like being quirky with his pronunciations.

That's so Sam.

Hold on.

Let me go to the lyrics.

Let's sort this out.

I don't mean to bother you, but I couldn't just walk by.

Why does Sam Hunt refer to that, though?

I'm like,

I think Sam Hunt is.

Folet Beach.

F-O-L-Y.

I think that Sam Hunt and I i got off on the wrong foot because he insisted on like breaking into the music industry with like this talk to text type of singing style like i don't mean to bother you but i couldn't just walk by and then like when he starts singing i'm like okay yes say hi i don't know your name everybody in here knows your name and it's like are you rapping are you singing like can you stop that was the magic of sand hunt and do you notice that a lot of country stars do that now not a lot

But there's a huge song, the Ella Langley, Riley Green one, where they're like talk to texting.

And it's like, okay,

it's a huge moment for Sam Hunt.

No, actually, like, I feel uncomfortable when I see people performing.

Like, the sort of, it's not rap, it's like talking song,

sing song.

It's fucking weird.

Well, you're in your Sam Hunt era.

You can try and fight it.

You can talk.

I'm not finding that shit.

I'm not finna get.

I'm letting you know.

Like, I think the reason I've been so hesitant is because that's how he entered the music sphere by being like,

I know, but the songs were killer.

They were.

I don't want to steal your freedom.

I mean, that album Montalvo, like

Monticello, Montevallo, Monte Delissi.

It was a moment in time.

Had to be there.

Would you want to go to a Sam Hunt concert?

Like, say he was playing.

I would.

I would, but like PlayStation Theater tonight.

Not tonight.

No, no, no, sorry.

We're tired.

We're out of commission.

We have a lunch meeting.

But like this year.

In general.

Okay.

Like.

Circumstances notwithstanding.

Like, yes, I would like to see Sam Hunt in concert.

I think like a nice outdoor venue with like a margarita, as long as I'm not pregnant, like PNC, yeah, like an amphitheater.

I could fucking saw my PNC once.

I don't think, though, that like I could like look him in the eyes, you know, you don't want to go backstage.

No, no, please don't invite me.

Like, I actually can't.

I feel weird.

That's fair.

Yeah, don't worry, they're not inviting us.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Our Vith and Vinal Story 11 and 11, by the way, make a wish.

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Is it the final story?

More musical news.

Oh, I think I guess we'll just have to sing.

Wicked live musical special starring Ariana Grande and Cynthia Revo set for this fall on NBC.

A live musical TV special featuring wicked movie stars Cynthia and Ari singing songs from the Universal Pictures film is set to air on NBC this fall.

The Wicked Special event will take place at the Peacock Theater in LA ahead of the November 21st release of the sequel film Wicked for Good.

The musical special will be broadcast live on NBC and streamed the next day on Peacock.

So it's around the same time as the second part of the movie is being released.

Yeah.

I feel like they need to feed us like a little bit sooner.

Because like we're going to get nothing for a whole year and then we get like this big TV special and movie special in the same month.

I think we need nothing for a whole year.

They can't keep at this pace for the rest of the year.

Like we definitely take off summer ramp back up in the fall.

It's okay.

We haven't forgotten about you and we know it's coming and Wicked Mania was so big and so fantastic that we'll be back.

And I just want to say I love this.

The last time they did a televised wicked Wicked special, I still listened to the Ariana Grande version of The Wizard and I and I loved it.

Even though there was like a lot of performances and only the Ariana Grande one stuck with me, like Adina Menzel, like they kind of all stunk it up.

So I need the programming to,

I think it will be good.

I think it'll be good too.

I love Wicked.

Like I love to hear people sing Wicked, especially people who are really good singers.

Like Cindy and Ari.

Like I'm down.

Like another duet.

Right.

Harjeliciousness.

I mean, think about how everybody like was so gooped and gagged over the Oscars.

Yeah.

And it'll be like that for an hour.

For an hour.

That's fun.

Yeah.

I think that's a really good idea.

Me too.

From all teams, NBC loves a live musical special, so I know they're creaming their pants.

And it's been a while since Annie Live.

That was the last one.

Was it the last?

I don't think it was.

It 1000% was because we follow every live performance

from casting all the way up until recording.

That's true.

And the last one we were gooped and gagged over was Annie Live.

I know you loved it so much.

So they, I don't know if that department of like, I don't know if that type of production is successful for NBC.

I don't know if they make make a lot of money from it.

I feel like, no, because they would have done one.

It's been like, I want to say two or three years since Annie Live.

Yeah, it has been.

I'm trying to see like

maybe that whole like team at NBC like got laid off and now they're not doing

those anymore.

It's impossible to search like what were the lives.

What everything is live on NBC.

What other plays do you feel like need to be done live?

They've done such good ones.

Right.

They've done Peter Pan.

Hairspray.

Hairspray the Whiz.

No, they didn't do Rent.

They did.

They did?

Yeah, Vanessa Hudgins.

That's what I was thinking.

Okay.

Grease.

Vanessa Hudgens was Grease too.

Yeah.

She also was Rent?

Yeah, I believe so.

She's a perfect person.

Yeah.

What are they like?

Sound of music.

Honestly.

Did they do Beauty and the Beast live?

No.

No.

But they did something.

They threw Josh Scroban.

And Josh Scroban.

Yeah.

We watched it.

Yeah.

The kids loved it.

Olivia and Michaela Rice.

It was like an anniversary special something.

It doesn't count.

It wasn't like Shania Twain was Mrs.

Potts, remember?

Right.

It was not right.

They should do Beauty and the Beast live.

Yeah.

I just feel like nobody wants to do live these days.

Like nobody wants to work that hard.

No, it's a thankless job because, of course, there's going to be errors.

And you're like, I'm watching this on TV.

Why are there errors?

But you just don't respect the magic of live.

No, and like, yes, we could do it not live and it would be better.

So like, why don't we just do that?

I mean, that's called a movie.

So way less exciting.

It's so low stage.

I agree.

I need the live departments at these big networks to get back to work.

Yeah.

I think it's really good for humanity.

Yeah.

And it's like family-friendly content what about the lion king yeah i'm gonna i could see like jacob tremblay being simba oh crushing even though he's like literally 20 now you know he doesn't sing i feel like every kid who like acts or whatever they also sing well i feel like when you're a kid if you sing like you sound fine because you sound like a kid there are no kids with bad voices right they just sound like kids yeah but when they're no longer kids they're not singing anything they're singing it up it's like disney classic disney channel um let's dive into dear toasters our weekly advice segment that we do every single week And specifically on Tuesdays, where Jackie and I will take submissions from girlies who write into us like needing help.

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We're about to find out.

Yeah.

Usually we can.

Hey, girlies, I have a boyfriend six months now.

He's really a P-JOM.

He's shown me what it's like to be treated really well by a guy.

While watching a show the other day, the topic topic of prostitutes came up and he reluctantly admitted to me that several times he has paid for sex.

He told me this was a long time ago.

Yeah, he told me it was a long time ago.

We're in our 30s now.

And this was when he was in his early 20s while he was abroad in a place where this is legal.

Okay.

It's desperate.

Am I wrong to judge him for this?

Would you be okay knowing in the past that your man had been with a prostitute?

I know that it's in the past, but I cannot but think about if he would do that, what else has he done?

And it's really giving me the ick.

That is so icky.

And I have to say something so crazy.

Like, I wish he never told you.

Yeah.

I feel like ick culture, we're always talking about how like people be like, oh my God, like his shirt was green, ick.

And this is an ick.

I agree because not only does it make you think about like your own sexual health, like this is a person who's had sex with a prostitute and also with you, it also, you know, it's not every person would buy sex.

So like it also is an indicator of the type of person this person is.

And so I don't want to be judgmental, but like I am with you.

Like this is concerning.

Yeah.

And I'm sure he's been tested since and like all of those issues like should not be an issue 10 years later.

Like I'm sure that part is fine.

It's just like weird to think about.

But it's like if he's so

past that chapter of his life and it's like a he's open

thing he did when he was younger and it has no bearing on his future.

Like, should he even have told you?

Didn't sound like it was a regrettable thing though.

He didn't say like I did it and I'm deeply ashamed.

No.

He just like shared.

You should leave him.

And almost it was like, yeah, like that's something I did.

Yeah, like everyone should do it.

He just said it's like a long time ago, like whatever.

I feel like probably a lot of people do this and then they just don't tell their partner anymore.

To answer your question,

because what do we consider prostitution?

Like, do you consider going to like an

like a happy ending spa prostitution?

No.

Me neither, but like that would also give me the ick.

It would, but I don't think of Calvin Harris as having been with a prostitute.

I never forget those pictures of Calvin Harris leaving a happy ending spa.

Right.

That's a different, like, okay, we'll deal with the happy endings, but paying for sex.

Right, right.

And I guess paying for sex.

If being in a different country totally helps, right?

Like culturally, like in America, it's not legal.

Well, that, I don't know if it's legal in other countries either.

Like, I'm thinking of Amsterdam, like Red Light District.

Yeah, that's, I think it's legal.

Okay.

So it's not so much about breaking the law, though.

That's not where, like, I'm concerned.

It's just like

go to a bar.

Like, it's not that hard for a man to get laid, you know?

If you really want to.

But I feel like sometimes if people travel and they, you know, when in Rome, they want to try to local experiences.

Oh, yeah.

Try the cuisine.

Right.

Try the prostitutes.

The pussy.

Yeah.

But you could do that at a bar, so it's not the same.

Right.

This would

be difficult to reconcile with.

And answering your question, no, I don't think there's anything wrong with you being icked out and judgy.

But like if you're in a PJM relationship with someone who's treating and like something they did 10 years ago is going to change your current reality.

Now, let me ask you a question.

Cause like,

I just wish we never knew.

Yeah.

It wouldn't make a a difference.

Yeah, but we do know.

So what do we do?

But I'm just saying, like, not only did you do this 10 years ago, which was wrong to do, he told you about it, which was also wrong to do.

Yeah.

And I'm not sure.

I have to imagine, though, she was like poking and prodding.

I don't want, I'm not like a bury my head in the sand sort of person, but this information does not serve you at all.

And it only

icks you out.

I would just like seriously do some hardcore mental gymnastics and just forget about it.

Yeah, if he's the boyfriend you say he is.

The man of your dreams.

Like fine.

He had a prostitute.

Fine.

It sounded like more than one.

Yeah, it did actually.

Several times.

Yeah.

He paid for sex.

That's really crazy.

Maybe he was just like ugly and shy, you know?

Yeah.

Maybe like in order to move past this, we need more information.

Right, right.

But let's just like cling to the fact that it was not in America.

Like that, that the second I read it, like I unclenched unclenched a little bit.

Yeah.

Like sorry, he's a cosmopolitan man, you know?

No.

Like, sorry, he cares so deeply about other cultures that he has to enmesh himself, you know, waist down.

This might make you feel better.

I feel like if you really got down to brass tacks, like how many American men that have traveled abroad and visited and how many of them paid for sex most.

I think it's a lot.

And so just know you're not alone.

You're just a statistic.

That's always what you want to hear.

Ready?

Hey, swirlies.

My husband recently found a small lump

on his testicle, and his doctor ordered an ultrasound to see what it could be.

Now, I've had multiple ultrasounds at the same location.

Every time I've gone to the ultrasound tech, it's just stunning.

It's fabulous.

Oh, no, no, sorry.

Every time I've gone to the ultrasound technician, she is absolutely stunning.

They are always wearing like tight little scrubs, absolutely beautiful women.

Am I crazy for feeling like he should request a male tech to perform this ultrasound?

The idea of him in a dark room with his pants off and a beautiful girl rubbing his chunk just doesn't sit right with me.

I'm I'm currently newly postpartum and I'm just feeling a little bit insecure.

Yes, his health comes first and I know it's not all about me, but for some reason, this is uncomfortable for me.

Am I crazy?

Let's say it together.

Yes.

Okay.

I'm like, you are crazy.

The thing is beautiful.

No, I was going to say, like, first of all, you can't request a different ultrasound.

No, you can, you can request gender.

Like, I feel like when you're a woman, you can request a woman.

The thing is, is like, this tech ain't looking at your rant.

I'm like, she only testicles she grabs all day.

Like, she literally don't care.

No, she's checking out his testicles in a medical capacity.

I'm sure he's feeling weird.

Yeah.

It's not sexy.

Like a little embarrassed.

Like, not that there's anything embarrassing, but like, he's not like, hey.

Look at my big testicles.

There's a lump on it.

Like,

let's just chalk this up.

I'm glad you wrote in.

Like, you can acknowledge like perhaps you're just like in a hormonal state.

I'm all about surveillance.

Yes, of course.

But I think we can make peace with this.

I think let's chalk this up to like postpartum hormones.

Like you have a lot going on.

Your husband is completely safe.

He can be in the presence of a beautiful professional.

Right.

And

yeah, I'm also not precious about medical stuff.

Do you know what I mean?

Like we have a male OBGYN, both of us.

And like, I was actually having this conversation with a couple of my friends.

I guess they all have women who like they actively sought out.

And I'm like, oh, I didn't even realize like Dr.

Fox was a man.

Like, it's just doctor, you know?

Yeah.

You have to look at it from a really clinical perspective.

No, um,

I was having this conversation a while ago on the the redheads about like women doctors.

And I was like, I know they should be paid less than men.

I'm getting

comforting, like for sure.

Um,

yeah,

the best doctor for the job.

Correct.

Is how I feel.

But actually the other day, um, when I went to the doctor, Dr.

Fox was like, if you might be like getting contraction soon.

And I was like, okay, what does that feel like?

He's like, I have no idea.

That's funny.

Yeah, it is funny.

But I was actually thinking that I was like describing something to him like, cause I want to think, it's like when you you have your period, but like, you don't know that either.

No, and then I saw another doctor in Dr.

Fox's office, and it was a woman, and she was actually pregnant.

And I was like, oh, okay.

So, like, what does a contraction feel like?

So, it doesn't matter.

Like, at some point, Jackie's right, the best doctor for the job.

And, like, what?

So, you'll get the male technician who stinks and then they won't diagnose your husband properly.

She's so beautiful.

What?

He's going to have a boner.

Like, that's she would freak out.

Like, that isn't.

That's actually the best case because then.

No, I'm sure people get boners all the time and it's like so not a big deal.

Yeah.

We can, we can relinquish.

We can rest easy.

Like,

and like, it's not that like a lump is like so sexy, you know?

There's nothing sexy about what's going down.

Correct.

You can rest easy.

All right.

This is the third and final deer toasters.

It actually has something to do with us.

Okay.

Dear toasters, I'm looking for some advice.

My husband has recently discovered he has sat for the toast, thanks to me, to the point where he plans his days and evenings on when we would sit down and watch it together.

We've been home together for almost a week now because we just had our first baby.

By the way, Claudia, I can't wait for you for you to lose your mucus plug.

The other day, I got up off the couch to shower.

He paused the podcast about 10 minutes in.

I got out of the shower and found out that he had finished the episode without me.

His response, it was a great episode.

You will love it.

Which I think is so rude because I wouldn't do that with his podcast.

I guess I'm going to check out for advice on how to unobsess my husband with the podcast.

Listen, it's the kind of the power of the toast.

I'd love to see you.

You'll never catch us giving out that sort of advice.

No, but boundaries to spell will never tell you.

Boundaries do need to be set on content sharing.

Right.

And that is irrespective of whatever whatever you're watching.

Like if you guys were watching a show together, you pause and you wait.

That's actually really crazy.

And you can play this for him and let him know we love you.

We love that you love it.

The enthusiasm is so appreciative.

But wait for your girl.

You know, she's been through a lot.

I would say.

No, and I think that what I've heard is that the toast is sort of this.

like anchor for postpartum women.

So the fact that like you went to take a shower, like God forbid, and he went and watched it without you, like, it's fucking disgusting.

And it should be treated how you would treat any TV show.

If you're watching a series with someone and like you know Ben goes take a shower like okay I'll pause like I'm not gonna watch episode without you the toast is kind of like the Sopranos you know do better do better but enjoy we're so glad we're happy to have you tell your friends yes yes rub some dirt in it

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