I Don't Speak Karen: Monday, October 28th, 2024

Good morning, Millennials.

Welcome back to the toast and happy Monday.

Hope everybody had a Gargie Pargi fall weekend.

Speaking of Gargie Pargi girls, it's Jacqueline Folet.

Hi guys, it's me.

I'm here with Bruno.

He decided to work.

Oh my god, why are you talking so weird?

Like you just started your YouTube channel.

Hey, welcome back to my channel.

I'm here with my dog, Brewie, who has decided to come to work today.

After bankrupting the family, he wants to contribute towards his medical bills, so he is in the studio.

A little toothless, but but not homeless.

If he keeps going the way he's going, maybe.

At this rate, he might just be.

He might just be

homeless.

I want to thank everyone who shared their stories about Big Pet because I feel very validated while also feeling like I had no other choice but to extract 14 teeth.

And that you made the right choice.

In the moment, in the moment, I had no choices.

And there's no like downside to the extraction of 14 teeth.

And that really brought me a lot of solace and comfort.

So thank you guys.

And Bruno really appreciated it too.

Yeah, I was like ready for people to be like, oh my God, Jackie and her theories again.

But no, this time, like they were on your side.

Slam dunk.

It's also just kind of a universal thing.

Like you're bringing pet owners together from all different walks of life.

And in a time when our country is so divided, that sort of unification was really appreciated on a Friday, nonetheless.

It's true.

My favorite were like the people who are trying to tell me, you know, I'm wrong for my theory.

And they're like, it's good for the canines, like for this breed, like to have their teeth taken out

as if their teeth are bad bad for them, but like those are their teeth.

Why would they have teeth that are bad for them?

And in the words of Lady Gaga, like, show me your teeth, you know?

I still have yet to see Bruno's teeth because the paper literally said, like, don't open their mouth to try and see their teeth like for two weeks because you could move a suture.

I would hate to move a suture.

It's so annoying when you're just trying to live your life and you end up moving a suture.

Do you know what I mean?

It's like so frustrating.

And so for Bruno's privacy, like I haven't seen his teeth.

Yeah, that's good.

And for the sutures, privacy.

Of course.

But once those sutures fall out of their own accord, it's game over for you, sutures.

Let me tell you what happened to me.

Okay, that's what we do here on this show.

This show should be called, what happened to me?

And here's what happened to me.

I took a TikTok social media break and I returned this morning.

Oh, right.

And I have such crazy thoughts.

Like, they are so opposite what I thought.

Okay.

So I was really ready to like take even more time off TikTok.

Like that, that it was really so good for me.

And

it made such a difference in my screen time and my overall well-being, my mental health.

Like I know that TikTok is a problem.

And like I, this, this experiment was just going to prove it, you know?

Right.

I didn't need evidence, but if I needed it, it was going to be this.

And like, let me tell you, I don't really feel like it had that effect at all.

My screen time was like just as bad as ever.

I was just using different apps.

And I want to say worse apps.

Like I spent so much time on Twitter and like, and Reels, obviously.

Reels was just boring me like it wasn't entertaining me at all so much time on Twitter which like obviously election season like it was really just like it was annoying me like it was like too much.

Yeah.

And

I don't know.

I don't feel like it had the intended effects at all.

I don't feel like I don't feel better.

I didn't feel like I was spending less time on my phone.

If anything, I was just like on my phone feeling desperate, you know?

Yeah.

Okay.

So that's good to know that it's not like stopping you from doing all this like medical research that you would have otherwise been doing.

I was not productive.

I didn't make anything with my hands.

Like, did you read more?

No, I watched like 30 episodes of Glay, but that's really it.

That is productivity, though.

And that's getting an education, you're telling me.

For turnt self.

So what I did take away, because I did then like do a little bit of research on my screen time, and especially like during the weekdays, I definitely exceed, like, it's bad.

Like, I would say two and a half, three hours a day on TikTok.

Like, that's really, really bad.

I'm the double T.

So I'm thinking of putting in a limit.

Okay.

Maybe like 90 minutes a day.

Because it is also my job.

Like I need to be like, you know, up with the kids.

I do want to say, though, I didn't feel like I knew less about what was going on in the world.

Everybody was like, oh my God, you posted about Sabrina and Taylor so late.

Like, are you just now seeing it on Reels?

No, like, I saw it when it actually happened.

I just wanted to say that you're not going to be able to do it.

So you're feeling the reels prejudice.

Yeah, yeah.

And to be honest, like, I don't want that, like, that kind of smoke on me.

So I'm going back to TikTok.

Or we could just do away with prejudice.

Okay.

Per chance.

Ideally, yeah, that would be nice.

But the prejudice is out there.

And so I'm avoiding it at all costs.

Understood.

Well, I'm trying to change the prejudices.

And also, did you download TikTok like yesterday?

Because you sent a TikTok in, like, in the chat.

I did.

Did you like go back yesterday to TikTok or you really waited till this morning?

This morning.

Because you sent a TikTok and I was like, oh, I saved.

Yeah, I think so.

I don't want to slander.

I don't want to slander.

I thought like in our family chat, you sent a TikTok last night.

And I was like, oh, she's back.

Better.

Was it Ben?

Was it Ben?

What do you mean?

Because I was like watching some TikToks with Ben like over his shoulder.

I'm sorry.

I apologize.

It was Margo.

Thank you so much.

I do apologize.

No, I did do it.

It wasn't necessarily hard.

Margo's out.

In our chat, we talked to her.

It wasn't necessarily hard.

It was unenjoyable.

Okay.

And the thing is, like, we're trying to cultivate an enjoyment.

Joyful life for you.

An enjoyful life.

And so cultivate your vibe and your tribe, my friend.

And a tribe, tribe, my friend.

Well, speak the word.

There are two types of people in the world.

Like people who use the word tribe and people, actually, I'm sorry, three people.

Like people who use the word tribe, like people who use the word tribe in relation to like religion and Judaism, in which case.

No, we're not talking about that.

We're talking about like culturally.

And then the people who don't.

And I necessarily fall into the third group.

No, there are three types of people in this world, okay?

People who use the word tribe.

People who use it like religiously.

And people I hate.

Oh, no.

And people I like.

Right.

Well speaking of people that I hate, you know what else I did this weekend?

This is not a good segue, but you know what else I did this weekend?

No.

I voted.

You did vote.

I did know that.

I saw that you took your snack and your umbrella

and my plan.

Your planner.

With your planner.

My planner.

It was kind of a long process making the plan.

I just basically woke up and was like, is my polling place open yet?

And it was.

So I went.

And it's really easy.

Like Google.

Do you want to share your plan?

Yeah, I I Googled, is my polling place open?

And I put in my zip code and they said, yeah, actually, it opened at 8 a.m.

that day.

So I went at like 11.

It was packed.

Oh, my God.

And let me, I have a few things to say.

One, we got into a fight, okay?

I didn't even tell you this.

I did hear about it, though, through the great guy.

Okay.

Well, two, actually, three things happened.

One, I Googled before, can you bring, because I want, we were taking Romeo for a walk.

I'm like, can you bring a dog to a polling place?

They said, yes, if he's a service animal.

And like, Romeo is a registered emotional service animal.

So like, seriously, eat my fucking ass, okay?

When we walk in, the security guard, because it was in a building in the city.

So like you walk into the lobby, but you actually vote on the fifth floor.

So there's a bunch of staff in the, in the first floor, and the security guard is like, is that a registered service admin?

And we were like, yes.

He said, come right in.

Like, I knew the rules.

Okay.

We get up to the fifth floor.

First of all,

the polling place might as well have been in hell.

The air conditioning must have been broken.

And it was actually like the first like really cold day in New York.

So I was puffered up.

Holy shit.

I start like sweating.

And I'm just like already in a mood and there's a line, whatever.

We get to the front of the line and this absolute fucking beast, Karen, like she did not work at the polling place.

She was not a volunteer.

She was just a C-U-N-T, okay?

With a big green N95 mask.

Like you just knew the vibe, you know, like she comes over and she tricked us.

That is not your tribe.

And literally, like, she almost, like, she was so methodical in her, like, in her interrogation.

She obviously like had a plan, right?

She made a plan.

She goes, is that your pet?

we're like yeah

romeo like what do you think he's just like a stray

she said and she like asked it intentionally because i guess like the answer would have been no he's our service animal right but i thought she was a normal person forgive me

yeah like i actually don't speak karen so i was like yeah i thought she was gonna say oh like so cute right

Pets aren't allowed in polling places.

And I said, and I was hot and I was like already on edge because of the line.

And I'm like, she chose the wrong fucking fucking bitch.

I'm like, mind your fucking business, first of all.

Like, when we walked in here, we went through the proper protocols, okay?

I spoke to security.

I know the rules.

I'm a fucking normal person, bitch.

And literally everyone started looking at us and she like wouldn't let it go.

Like, you know, for lack of a better word, dog with a bone.

She was like,

that's why I said, that's why I asked if it was a pet.

I'm like, you fucking set us up like with your dumb fucking crunching, you stupid bitch.

And if she wasn't like an older woman, like I actually would have thrown hands because I was just not in the mood between the heat, the line, like everything.

I was, and you know, the TikTok withdrawals, like I was not in the mood for this fucking lady.

It's giving voter suppression.

Oh, by the way, she was trying to suppress my vote.

1,000%.

1,000%.

Then, and so I'm like, I'm, I'm, like, over it, you know?

And so she, I go and I check in, and I have to sign.

I'm like, okay, yeah, I signed.

You know, you don't think much about your signature.

She's like, that's wrong.

I'm like, what's wrong?

My signature?

So she did work.

She was a poller.

Oh, no, I'm sorry.

I'm over.

I'm over the front.

It's a different shade.

Different shade.

lovely lovely woman and we're chatting you know and she's like your signature is wrong and i'm like how can someone's signature be wrong and she's like do it again i'm like okay it's literally claudia ashre like it's whatever she's like it's not a match i'm like a match to what like your old signature

First of all, I didn't know this was a quiz.

Like, I didn't know I was supposed to be matching.

Right.

Sometimes I like to try out a new font.

Yeah, no, and by the way, like, when did I take this?

Like, I was obviously going through something when I did because she finally, after four turns, she finally showed me the original I'm supposed to be copying.

It must have been my first time ever voting in high school.

I had a heart heart over the eye in Claudia.

Like, okay.

Yeah, you have to tell her, explain to her, like, you've changed a lot.

I didn't know that that was like some sort of, I didn't know that when in that moment when I was making that signature, I would be held to it for the rest of my fucking life.

Yeah, that's a form of like voter ID, like signature matching.

Overall, it's like, you know, a good thing to verify, but it's a bad system.

You should just know when you do your first signature that you'll be matching it later on.

Well, maybe that's the case, and the voting age should be 30 because I really didn't figure out my signature until I was like 27.

But in their defense, like maybe they did tell us that when you registered to vote and like it just didn't register.

So then

I'm done voting and I'm looking around the polling place for Ben.

And he's like still in the booth.

I'm like, what are you doing?

Like he was being so slow and I'm really getting hot.

And then he goes over, he takes his ballot and you have to put it in the machine to like, you know, it like sucks it up and registers it or whatever.

And his isn't working.

His isn't working.

And I'm like seriously so hot on this floor.

So I said, Ben, I'll wait for you in the lobby.

Like I can't.

When I tell you, I sat in the lobby for 30 minutes.

I don't know what the hell was going on.

They were really trying to suppress Ben's vote.

His ballot had to be void and he had to do the whole thing again.

I'm like, only you have these problems.

Everybody else, everyone in the neighborhood came and went, no problem.

But Ben's was void.

They had to cancel it, red check him in again, literally get back online.

Like, so annoying.

What was the issue?

Does he know?

Like, what the issue?

We weren't told.

Maybe it was Romeo.

What do you think?

Do you think that he messed up his ballot?

Filled it out wrong.

So that was a lot.

Like, that's what the rumors were saying at the polling place about Ben.

But in his defense, the machine wouldn't even suck it up to know that it was filled out incorrectly.

Like,

I actually don't know.

Okay.

Interesting.

Well, I'm glad you got off the vote.

A little early voting.

I'm going to try and plan for this week.

I had never really early voted before, I don't think.

I'm very much like a day of swirly, but I don't know what compelled me.

Maybe it was all the time I was spending on Twitter.

Yeah.

No, but I feel like everybody's early voting.

I'm like, why would I stand in a longer line on election day?

On the day of,

even though the line was long as hell, I feel like no one's going to be voting on actual election day

major key potentially i think that might be the hack i don't know now it's like okay so i'll go back for election day i think i gamed it but then i'm like still in election day lines i'll just i'll i'll make a plan if i if i may say so vote.org vote.org get out the vote this season which i vote also means my birthday's coming up oh my god so true my birthday is on wednesday after election day

it's like no one's gonna be like actually i mean i will welcome the reprieve.

Yeah.

But I think everyone's gonna be like really caught up in election drama.

That's okay.

I'm not like feeling, it's not a significant birthday.

I really, I'm not, I don't have major plans.

And I say, I'm saying that in an earnest way.

And I just want to get myself a gift.

That's all I want.

And of course, for my sisters.

And I look forward to a bounty of gifts for my sisters because I really crushed it for them this year.

You're a great gift giver.

I can, if, you know, I could speak freely, I can let you know I have not shopped for you yet and I have no idea.

So if you want to send suggestions, I would be more than open.

I will.

I think I will because I'm craving a couple things.

You know, that's helpful.

That's helpful.

Yeah.

Just be reasonable, of course.

Oh, I'm nothing if not reasonable, Turtle.

Because you recently went through

a bit of a bankruptcy due to Bruno, as did I.

I bought a new phone charger on Friday after the show.

Ask me how much it was.

I already know how much it was, but I'll ask you for the show's sake.

How much was it?

$62

hairs.

Chew on that.

Chew on that.

And Romeo might chew on that.

He probably will.

I mean, he's not very particular.

He literally eats my dirty underwear, so.

Yeah.

That was like a core part of our childhood.

We had a childhood dog growing up who's like, was literally obsessed with going into our hamper and exclusively sniffing out like our dirty underwear.

Like torn up pieces of our dirty underwear were scattered throughout our house for many years.

I actually, I'm reading this book and now I'm realizing that maybe like Dagny's missed calling was being like a search and rescue hound because this book that I'm reading, which by the way, so far is unbelievable.

Like, pick it for your next book club if you want to slam dunk called God of the Woods.

It's Rebecca's Choice, and it's really long.

So, I started it early, and I read it every night.

And it's like, I'm so glad that it's long because I'm only at 50%, and like, I'm enjoying it so much.

Like, this year for Redheads is laid the house down boots, I just want to say, but God of the Woods is coming into it as in a top three spot so far.

And

there's much talk about the hounds, so

and they needed underwear, dirty underwear from the laundry.

Oh, wow.

So maybe that's what Dagney was doing.

So you're reading a book about our childhood.

Yeah, I was to say, it's actually about a summer camp.

And it's pretty

cargy-lish.

God of the Woods by Liz Moore, if you're looking for a great book, and then you can be a part of the Redheads.

And I'm using my Redheads mug.

Synergy.

Synergy.

I'm drinking a LaCroix.

Oh, kind of like a major update in my life, if I may.

Over the weekend, not only did I start Glae, which obviously is like, is huge, but I don't want to talk about it.

She's private.

I actually made the transition in my home from La Croix to Pellegrino just because they had it at the place and they didn't have the La Croix flavor that I wanted.

And I'm drinking Pellegrino in my house.

Like, okay, France.

Like, I literally feel so

plastic tall.

Not France.

Not glass.

I mean, please, you want me to have glass in my house?

That's insane.

Well, a couple things.

First of all, the Pellegrino out of a plastic bottle does not hit the same.

I completely disagree.

It's like fiery and bubbly.

It's

fiery and bubbly for four minutes, and then it's flat.

I so disagree with you.

And then my next crunchy lady change that I'll be making in my life is more water and glass bottles as opposed to plastic.

Apparently, I'm drinking the equivalent of a credit card every week.

That's insane.

What about aluminum cans like LaCroix?

I haven't been targeted with anything against them yet, so they can stay.

Okay, cool.

Yeah, so I can just see Zach like hauling the glass bottles.

He loves this journey that I'm on.

Yeah, I'm sure.

He does because he really likes sourdough.

So I think the rest is, and lucky for him, we both get like sent all these reels.

And it's like, if your wife starts making sourdough, just go ahead and buy the chicken coop because next, and lucky for him, like that's not what's next for me because of our district.

H-O-A.

So I feel like he's enjoying all the perks and he's not cleaning up chicken poop.

Great.

I can carry a glass bottle.

My favorite part of your crunchy granola journey

is all the Patreons you make.

Like the vlogs and things.

I really enjoy those.

Speaking of, my husband and I are doing something so exciting tomorrow that we will be vlogging.

What?

I don't even know.

Oh, I know.

You know.

And it's not like a big secret.

I just like, I want it to be really exciting when it drops.

So I am not teasing it.

It's a it's a secret project, I guess, in that sense.

So that's something you have to look forward to.

That's huge.

And then also, it's Halloweek right now because

my costume arrived.

This weekend was like the official Halloween celebration weekend, which was great.

And we actually celebrated a bit of Halloween.

We went to a party last night and we were like totally dressed to the nines.

The superheroes.

Totally.

Totally.

Like we all were superheroes.

It's really cute.

Did your costume arrive?

Like

your Toastawayen?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Did you try it on?

No need.

Oh, you just know that it's going to slide.

Yeah.

It's like Cinderella in the shoe.

You just know.

Yeah.

It's made for me.

I have like a bunch of boxes.

I haven't opened them yet.

I'm going to try them all on today because I had to get stuff for our third.

I won't, you know, spoil who it is, but I think you guys might know.

And I'm really excited about it.

Like, and it's always kind of nerve-wracking when the Halloween weekend, like that, where people celebrate.

Oh my God, you just reminded me of something.

I have to tell you.

I didn't mean to say anything.

Yeah, wait, where the Halloween weekend comes before Toastaway

because there's always a chance that somebody, like an influencer, like a fellow podcaster, dresses up as your thing.

And it's like, yikes, I haven't seen anyone.

Yeah, but also there's space for all of us, you know?

Yeah.

And

that's all I'll say.

I feel like actually people might celebrate Halloween too next weekend because it wasn't didn't seem like so much Halloween this year.

Yeah, we did see like the precursor.

And also, like, if I were in college, saying like Halloween's on a Thursday, like Thursday night, Halloween party both Friday night, Halloween party, Saturday.

So I do feel like we might slide into the weekend with it a bit.

And then where it's like November 2nd and you're celebrating Halloween, like move on.

It's my birthday.

I can't believe I've talked for 19 minutes and I didn't talk about what happened to me on Saturday night.

Okay.

I like officially reached a point in my like adulthood.

I think that like there's only before and after this pivotal moment.

And it's when you file your first like sound complaint, noise complaint, which happened to me on Saturday night.

I'm asleep and I wake up

to the loudest music ever.

And it's like, I live in New York, so I'm kind of like desensitized to a lot of sounds.

I have trumpets and horns.

Yeah.

And I say to Ben, I'm like, did you hear that?

And he didn't say anything.

I'm like, okay, I'm hearing things because it's like faint and it's just like a bass that I can like feel in my chest.

I feel like I'm kind of having like a heart attack.

I'm like, okay, whatever.

I try to go back to sleep.

Next day I open my eyes.

Ben is standing over me.

I'm like, oh my God, okay.

He's like, I'm sorry.

I'm putting on another.

We always sleep with a sound machine.

He's like, I'm putting on another one.

Do you hear that music?

And I'm like, I do hear that music.

We put on two sound machines.

We get back in bed.

The music is getting louder.

And it's not like,

it's not music, first of all.

It was like beats, like, and they were on an endless loop.

And I'm trying to fall asleep, and I hear like literally the same eight beats, and it's just the bass.

And it's like thumping, thumping, thumping in my chest.

Yeah.

And we ended up putting on three sound machines

and I still, and a pillow over my head, and I still could not stop the thumping.

Thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump.

I mean, and I said, Ben, Ben, I think we have to call the police.

He's like, I think so too.

So I called the police and I'm like, by the way, this, immediately, I'm like, this isn't an emergency.

I need to file like a noise complaint.

Like, I don't know.

And she was like, okay, so she transferred me to like the line where nobody picks up, right?

Like,

nobody picked up 311.

311, yes.

Nobody picked up.

Nobody picked up.

And I eventually just like gave up because I was like wanting to go back to sleep.

It was literally like that.

I know you don't watch, but there's a scene in Only Murders in the Building where he calls.

He's like, by the way, I have to report like a non-urgent emergency.

So they transfer him.

He's like, you are number.

And he never gets to talk to the police.

So I'm actually in hell.

And I'm starting to feel like I'm in Waco.

Do you remember that scene in Waco?

I was just going to say, it's psychological warfare.

Jackie, I had never experienced, obviously, I've never been to like Guantanamo or anything, and I've never been tortured, but they've always, they always say like playing like

really loud static noise or music is can be considered like psychological torture.

And I remembered that scene from Waco and I was like, oh my God, I'm literally like in a cult in Waco.

I was experiencing true, and Ben was like, it was actually driving Ben to a point of craziness.

I ended up checking my phone and I texted someone who lives like three blocks away from me and they were like, oh man, I just woke up.

Three blocks away.

There was, okay, and I opened my window.

By the way, and I know this, this apartment.

It's like a couple of buildings down from me.

They have a rooftop.

They always are throwing parties.

And I'm like, I hear the music.

It's not a big deal.

They must have been having like a banger, like an absolute Halloween like smash party.

We're just like laying in hell.

We have four sound machines on, literally like screaming.

And you can't, nothing is masking the.

And Ben and I look at each other and I'm like, Ben, you want to go?

I said, I think it stopped.

I think it stopped.

By the way, there must have been at least 100 people who called the police.

Like, it's a very residential area.

If I didn't get through, somebody did because like everyone was hearing it.

Jackie, when we realized that it stopped, Ben started crying.

He was like, Jackie, we were actually being tortured.

I've never experienced anything like that in my life.

And I felt phantom thumps for the next 20 minutes while I tried to fall asleep.

Yeah.

And not to be like such a Karen, but like, seriously, what are you doing?

That's insane.

Like, to wake up, and by the way, I could sleep through a nuclear war.

So for your music to have woken me up out of my sleep,

you're out of line.

Out of my sleep.

Think about it.

They're poor eardrums in the building.

I'm literally like that lady from the polling place.

But you know what?

Like, I stand by what I did and I do it again.

And honestly, we saw, Ben was like, I.

I was like, I think it's over.

And Ben looked out the window and we saw the rooftop clearing out.

And I just want to say to those brave men and women in blue who showed up and to that dangerous job, I love you.

Like I, in that moment, I wanted to like seriously, I just like, I wanted to kiss the police officer.

Like it was so,

and I'm sure they had a lot.

You know, it's Halloween weekend.

There was a lot of noise complaints.

Like I know mine wasn't important, but in that moment, like,

I love them.

That's beautiful.

It was like the actual craziest thing I'd ever experienced in my life.

That's crazy.

And like the next time I want to hurt someone, that's what I'm going to do.

Okay.

But you also like will hurt yourself.

Oh, no, I'll leave.

I'll leave.

Okay.

I'm old.

What are the stories like today?

Good.

Like, just a lot of little stories that are cute and fun.

I got hit with some sciatica.

I got a major hit of sciatica right there.

By the way, does this tushi pillow help you?

Because it's technically for people with my issue, not yours.

It doesn't like solve the problem, but it's more comfortable.

It's just sitting on a comfier chair than what I, you know what I mean?

Like

can't hurt really.

Like, when I get up, I'm a little less in pain, but no, what just happened right there, like, that wasn't good.

It can't happen again.

In a sciatica sort of way was not good.

Well,

well, if that's all.

That's all for me.

I think that's all for me, too.

If anything else crosses my mind, I could feel free to bring it up at a later date in the show.

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Oh, wait, before we dive in, kind of like major team major announcements.

So a couple of weeks ago, remember we made it a story, People Magazine, they came out with all the nominations for Sexiest Man Live, Sexiest Podcaster Live, all those things.

And we did our votes live on air.

Of course, it's a cornerstone of our year, the sexiest man alive.

Well, I think as like a debt, like to pay us back for the fact that they nominated Josh Peck instead of Ben Soffer, People Magazine actually reached out to us and asked asked if we wanted to reveal the first five categories.

And I got to pick the category.

So I picked good ones, obviously, like, you know, the ones that are...

Pertiment to our situation.

But I also feel not even as to make up for like not nominating Ben, but I feel like they know how important the sexiest man alive competition is to us, an important podcast.

So it just felt, honestly, once again, synergy.

So the winners are going to be announced this week, but we are really excited to exclusively announce the first five winners of this year's polls.

And we'll see if the ones that we chose ended up winning, even though we always choose like the losers, like the underdogs.

We do, but we still need to make our voices heard.

Our vote counts, turdy.

Yep.

The spirit of the season.

The actual, like the big, sexiest man alive, that gets announced November 12th, but we are going to be announcing.

Let me just write that down on my calendar.

Sexiest musician, sexiest new dad, sexiest podcast host, and the sexiest supporting partner in sports.

Do you remember that one?

Yes.

And you have to remind me of the nominees.

Of course, of course.

Okay, so I'm going going to go in order.

Let me pull them up.

Ready?

Yes.

Give me a minute.

Like, not me being dumb.

Okay, ready?

I am.

I am.

First one, sexiest musician.

The nominees were Harry Styles,

role model, Zach Bryan.

That didn't age well.

And Shibuzi.

Now, I believe I voted for Harry Styles and you voted for Shibuzi.

Agreed.

Would you like to guess the winner?

Harry Styles.

The winner is Harry Styles.

Very, very good.

Very good.

Eye proof.

I don't know who I see.

I see it.

Who is the sexiest new dad?

Nominees.

The nominees were Maluma,

Robert Pattinson, Cole Tucker, and Justin Bieber.

I'm hoping for Robert Pattinson.

We voted for Robert Pattinson, and the winner is...

Justin Bieber.

Robert Pattinson.

Yay!

We are two for two.

Look at us.

Look at us.

Next up, kind of the most controversial category, at least for us, the sexiest podcast host.

Now, the nominees were TJ Holmes of Amy and TJ,

Josh Peck of Good Guys, Penn Badgley of Pod Crushed, and the Kelsey Brothers of New Heights.

And in a surprise to nobody, the winner is...

The Kelsey Brothers of the New Heights podcast.

I'm so glad Matt Travi's the sexiest podcaster.

So, so far, we are three for three in our predictions.

Go us.

This next one, maybe not so much.

And Go People Magazine.

Like, I'm getting like election integrity vibes.

Yes.

Well, they say that over 340,000 people

submitted their votes.

Yeah.

Let me make sure I read that right.

Guys.

Yep.

340,000 votes placed.

Get out the vote.

Okay, the sexiest supportive partner in sports.

Jonathan Owens of Simone Biles, Andre Lavrone of Sydney McLaughlin Lavrone, Christian McCaffrey of Olivia Culpo,

and Hunter Woodall of Tara Davis.

I wouldn't be happy with any of these people winning.

Me too, but I think the one that we knew the least about and definitely didn't vote for, the winner is Hunter Woodall.

Hunter Woodall and Tara Davis.

Tara, am I okay?

Hunter Woodall and Tara Davis.

Okay, like.

Happy for them.

Yeah, happy for them, but that like, they would have been my fourth choice.

Agreed.

Doesn't make them less worthy, but they would have been my love.

Yeah, okay.

Now, sexiest TikToker.

You can't win them all.

No.

Mark Estes of Kristen Cavalieri fame.

Noah Beck of Dixie DiMelio fame.

I love them both.

Brew on the radio of Anna Exetar fame.

Brew on the radio.

Connor Wood.

Connor Wood of Toast fame.

Is Brew on the radio that like Weatherman type of guy?

No.

But he wears a suit?

No.

He's a suit?

No, he is on the radio.

I thought that was a good thing.

And his name is his name is Brew?

Yeah.

Okay.

So it's Mark Estes, Noah Beck, Brew on the Radio, and Connor Wood.

The winner is Mark Estes?

Kristen Cavallari, because Mark Estes is people's sexiest TikToker.

That feels right in the words of the Redheads.

That feels right.

Thank you to People Magazine for entrusting us with such an important role.

I hope we did it justice.

Like, I feel really honored to have been included and happy to be nominated for People's Most Beautiful Woman next year if you're up for it.

I do look forward to People's Most Beautiful podcaster, but until now, the countdown to sexiest man alive is on.

Other channels, countdown to Christmas, countdown to Halloween.

The toast, countdown to people's sexiest man alive.

Now, let's dive into the story, shall we?

We shall.

Our first story.

Taylor Swift calls Sabrina Carpenter from New Orleans stage as the singer joins her for a surprise mashup of their songs.

So Taylore took Eras to NOLA this weekend.

Lots of fun was had.

Lots of great surprise songs.

But one show got a very special surprise in the form of Miss Sabrina.

She came to the stadium and did surprise songs with Taylore and they mashed up espresso, please, please, please.

And is it over now?

Is it over now?

Ugh.

Oh my God.

Seriously?

Like, someone is trying to hurt me.

By the way, in Swifty lingo, when somebody has, like, songs that you, like, really want, that you say, they won.

Okay, they won, but this feels like targeted because not only does everybody know that the 1989 vault tracks are some of my favorite are my favorite vault tracks and some of my favorite songs, but the Sabrina of it all?

By the way, I'm not sure.

Plus sending merch now to two of my sisters, someone is trying to to hurt me.

Now, I want to sort of like gas you up and like let you know that this is about you, but I want to let you know, like, you're not unique in your take that like the 1989 Vault tracks are the best vault tracks and probably some of Taylor's best songs ever made.

Like, everyone kind of loves it.

Okay, so is there anyone out there who loves the 1989 Vault tracks like more than more than the regular?

Yep.

Who loves Sabrina, has been streaming skin from day one, and whose two sisters got Sabrina merch and she didn't.

Anyone else?

Well, I don't think the Sabrina merch part

is relevant.

It's kind of like all, but it's all at the same time.

No, it's definitely about you.

Like, no, I'm not saying it's just about me.

Like, I'm sure the other factors came into play.

Like, Sabrina was in NOAA.

Well, no, I'm so jealous.

She was coming off of Florida, which is so funny.

I was looking at tour dates.

I was like, when is she in Orlando?

She had literally performed in Orlando.

The night before.

I was so jealous.

First of all, Sabrina looked so cute.

She's just like

adorable.

Like, I just love her.

And they did a rendition.

Now, let me say this.

They did change the key

of espresso.

I think, you know, to fit Taylor's vocal rate.

Like, you're coming on her stage, like, you're going to sing in her key.

And she's already singing Is It Over Now?

in that key.

So it had to like match.

And I will say, like, arrangement-wise, it wasn't my favorite.

It wasn't the Glee Club cast.

No.

No, it wasn't.

However, lived for every minute of it.

Yeah, it wasn't about the execution.

Like, literally, not at all.

They could have just, like, stood there in silence.

It actually took so many times for me to, like, see the video going viral before I actually watched it.

Cause like, I didn't care what it actually was.

I'm like, Sabrina came out to Eras and sang her songs.

Sabrina has come out to Eras before.

She, when she was

an opener, she came out for a surprise song and they sang White Horse.

So this isn't her first time, but like I feel like this is her first time where she really is coming out as an equal, you know?

Like it's not like Taylor doing a favor to the opener.

It's like Sabrina Rogers.

Yeah.

When she came out.

Honestly, I think that this is like more than that.

Like, I think Sabrina's having such a moment.

Like, for her to be like the center of, and by the way, like, I think.

Florence.

Yeah, it's like Florence.

Phoebe was also an opener, right?

Yes.

And she came out to sing their collab, not just like because Taylor wanted to geeky with her.

Maybe so did Florence.

Yeah, that's why Sabrina's different.

Like Taylor sang her songs.

Taylor doesn't do that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Now, of course, I can't help but think of Olivia Rodrigo in this moment because I'm toxic, okay?

Yes, I'll admit that.

Like, that's on me.

But you're also just a girl.

But also, like, Olivia Rodrigo was out and about that same weekend with her Guts Tour Netflix premiere party.

Chapel Roan was there.

So it was like, it was just like Chappell and Olivia and Taylor and Sabrina.

Like, I'm sorry.

And did you see Chappell Roan yelling at people again on the red card?

I did.

I was, I actually, we were going to talk about it.

Oh, great.

We could talk about it.

And so I'm going to go to the next one.

You know, I love talking about Miss Chap.

I know you do.

Like, hashtag daily dose with Jackson Chapp.

Okay, back to New Orleans.

Like,

seriously jealous, like, actually jealous.

Yeah.

And I think, like, sometimes when we get the surprise songs, people are like, oh, I wish I was there.

I'm so jealous.

Like, when the songs are good, I'm like, that's great.

Like, I really don't have like actual FOMO.

Only if she ever sang peace, like the one time, that's when I was like, I should have flown to Australia, you know?

This, like, I should have flown to New Orleans.

Like, this, I actually feel like jealous of not being there.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But how could, like, who would have ever guessed?

Who would have ever guessed?

I'm like, I don't even know that there's a connection between Sabrina and New Orleans.

I could just think she happened to have been.

Was she

where her tour is right now?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I like don't really care to.

No, and I feel like if like Taylor decides she wants you, like she flies you out.

It doesn't matter where you are, you know?

Yeah, but she was definitely in the region because she's just in Florida.

She was in the southeast.

Yeah.

The Gulf Coast.

Oh, is that what it's called?

Because Southeast didn't sound right.

Southeast, yeah, it's Florida.

No, I know, but like when you think about regions, like, yeah, you think of the Northeast.

That's obviously like New England-y vibes.

South Midwest, Midwest, Southeast, Southwest, Pacific North, and the West.

You don't think of Southeast.

Like, that's not like a, I don't know.

They just don't call it that.

They call it the South.

Yeah, yeah, I guess.

The South.

But weirdly, like, Florida is not part of the South.

Well, because it was, like, not a state during the South.

And it's also just

Southin.

Do you live beneath the Mason-Dixon?

I do, but it doesn't apply to Florida because Florida was not a state when the South was Southin.

Got it.

Beneath the Mason-Dixon.

Right.

But yes, geographically, I do live beneath the Mason-Dixon.

Of course I do because Florida is the southernmost part of the eastern seaborg.

What am I thinking of?

Not PENDAS.

Mido?

Mimo.

Mimo.

Maimo.

Maimo, that little elf in the middle of the country.

He's so cute.

Yeah, Maimo.

He's so cute.

I'm just going to use that.

And he likes, and he serves up Kentucky fried chicken.

Go look at a map.

Have you seen it?

Yeah, of course.

Mimel's not just a pointless elf in the middle of the country.

He is serving Kentucky chicken.

Yeah, but he's also like a representative of the Mason Dixon.

He is?

Yeah, Mimo, like they, we learned about Maimo because it's M-I-M-A-L,

Minneapolis, like it's a bunch of states.

I thought he's representative of the Mississippi.

Oh.

Because Mimo runs north to south, and I thought Mason Dixon would be like

an east to west.

Mimo.

Hmm.

Mimal states.

Thank you.

Chef Mimo.

I'm seriously curious.

Yeah, by the way, the fried chicken has recently been added.

Yeah.

Mimo OG.

And is it the Mississippi?

I might have just, that I don't stand by.

Like, what, okay, Mimo?

What did we learn from Mimal?

Like, like that there's just the shape of the row of states looks like.

They say this is how you find Kentucky on a map.

Oh,

he is serving up Kentucky on a platter of Tennessee.

Okay, but.

It was just a good way for kids to remember which state is which.

No way.

I thought Mimal had like a greater significance, no?

I'm not seeing the Mississippi here.

Let me see.

Mimal significance.

I think Mimal's significance is just cuteness.

You think?

Yeah.

It's a matte memory trick.

That's all it is.

You're kidding me.

Okay, that sucks.

No, it's cute.

I thought like it had a deeper meaning.

It's like little belly.

Some.

Of Missouri and Arkansas.

What if he's written mimal on my upper thymal only in my mimal, mimal, mimal?

Makes you think.

It does make you think.

I think we should go on a mimal tour.

Sodo.

And we should only go to states.

And let's just drive from the top.

Mimal down.

Yeah.

We'll do the mimal gizno

for the next tour.

Like,

we'll only go into mimal states.

And it's the center of the country, so like anyone can come make a tour.

It's inclusive.

We'll meet you in the middle.

We'll meet you in the mimal.

Oh, mimal.

Why can't you just meet me in the mimal?

Like, get you a podcast that's going to talk to you about mimal.

Nobody else is having these conversations.

No, nobody else is.

It's like, where were you when we were learning about mimal?

Correct.

Oh, my God.

Now I'm just seeing like funny mimal tapes.

Mimal memes.

Mimel memes.

She's on mimal talk.

I'm only interested in mimal memes because somebody said that tennis is not actually the platter.

It's a big mimal penis.

Mimal has a bonus.

The Mimal community's got jokes.

Like, I love that.

Mimal lore greater than.

No, Jackie, Mimal lore runs deep.

It does.

Well, hopefully the tectonic plates don't shift anytime soon because we heart Mimal.

Conserve Mimal.

Save a horse, ride a Mimel.

Are you ready for our next story?

I am.

A little more total.

Totally if it's about Mimel.

It's not, but maybe we could find a way to get him in there.

Okay.

I don't see how, but stranger things have happened.

A little more tour news as Adele bursts into tears as she embraces Celine Dean during her Las Vegas residency.

So Adele broke down into tears when she spotted Celine Deion sitting in the audience at her Las Vegas residency show at the Coliseum Theater in Caesars Palace on Saturday.

And you know what?

Actually,

the stadium that Taylor played at was the Caesars as well.

Yes, because, you know, a lot of people don't realize you can gamble in New Orleans.

Like there's a Caesars.

And like, and that's the top of the, it's like, who owns Caesars?

Like, what is it in service to?

Just the hospitality industry?

Yeah, it's like the biggest.

It's like an MGM.

Like, it's like the biggest.

Got it.

Okay, so she's a billionaire.

She was at Caesars Superdome.

Celine's at Caesar's Palace.

Yeah, it's the theater that Adele performs in.

So funny, when we were...

When I went to see Adele, I was going with Brian, who's like Celine Dion's number one fan.

And he was like excited to see Adele, but he was obviously feeling like defensive.

He was like wishing Celine Dionne were there.

Yeah.

And he just kept referring to the theater as like the house that Celine Dionne built.

I'm like, okay, calm down.

No, like seriously, Adele paying homage to Celine Dion and him not being there is like Taylor bringing out Sabrina and me and us not being there.

I can, I can sympathize with him.

Honestly, for Adele, it's probably the sickest thing that like Celine came.

One, because if you're just like a female singer these days, like Celine raised you.

Like she is your biggest influence and icon.

So to see her come to your show, like that's huge.

Obviously, the significance of the Vegas Residency in the same exact theater, like it must be, it's like a, like a passing of the torch.

Although they are saying that Celine is going to return to Vegas, but they've been saying that for a while, but like they are saying that.

Well, I feel like she could.

Like it just be, it might not be happening, but it doesn't mean it's not going to happen.

You know what I mean?

Also, Adele is wrapping it up.

Like Adele said, she's like going to be finishing this soon.

Yeah.

So it was really nice.

Leaves space.

Moment between the icons.

Between the icons.

Yeah, it was.

And like, one thing about Adele, she's going to cry at her show.

And I love that.

Especially when she's singing When We Were Young, which is when

I'm pretty sure that like she was doing her When We Were Young walk.

Yeah, she only leaves the stage for When We Were Young and she walks around and like sees people that she knows or says hi to fans.

So like the only time she would have seen Celine Dion is during the walk.

Yeah.

And by the way, she's going to cry during that song and so am I.

Like that song really does.

Like that song coupled with like seeing Celine.

who probably raised her, who's harking back to when we were young.

It's a lot.

It's a lot emotionally.

That song, like, to me, it's on my list with, like,

In Case You Don't Live Forever by Ben Platt.

There are like a few songs like, I will always cry.

I can handle it.

Oh, my God.

No, I actually can't handle it.

And like, when I saw it live, like, I was literally crying.

And she was so close to me, too.

Oh, if I saw it live, I'd probably cry, but like, I can listen to it on my iPod.

Oh, I can't listen to it on my iPod without getting like a little tear, especially if I'm on an airplane.

Like, it's over for you, bitch.

But I can't listen to anything on an airplane.

Also, I can't watch that music video where she's like literally singing live in a studio.

Like it's this.

It's Pargi Lish.

It's Pargi Lish.

I think it's one of her best songs.

I agree.

Are you ready for our next story?

Yeah.

Little Timothy Chalamet news.

That's actually a lot of Timothy Chalamay's news because Timothy Chalamay crashed a Timothy Chalamet look-alike contest before the police dispersed the crowd and detained one person.

So the internet is in a frenzy

over this.

It's hysterical.

Please just shut down a Timothy Chalamet look-alike concert.

So on Sunday.

Contest.

Contest.

Sorry, I'm in concert mode.

Yeah.

On Sunday, fans who organized the Timothy Chalamet look-alike competition and promoted it with posters around the city experienced multiple surprises at the event in New York City's Washington Square Park.

First, Timothy Chalamay himself surprised the crowd at the unofficial competition.

Video of his arrival was captured by the AP and fans on X showing him waving, greeting fans, and posing for photos photos as he pushed his way through the crowd.

Then, NYPD officers quickly arrived on the scene to try and disperse the crowd for gathering without a permit.

NBC reported.

A police spokesperson told the outlet that at least one person was detained and issued summonses.

A video shared by one attendee to X alleged that the event's organizer was arrested.

So presumably, like A, Timothy Chalamay was arrested.

I like how you can, like, seriously assault someone in New York and walk away scot-free.

Oh, but you're gathering in the park without a permit to talk about Timothy Chalamet.

Summons for you.

Yeah.

Like,

that's why they didn't answer your call.

The funny thing about this is like, it was like a community event.

I don't think it was like going to be largely attended.

It was just like kind of for like freaks.

And Timothy obviously heard about it.

He saw an opportunity to do something hilarious and he took it.

And honestly, I feel like when we talk about Timothy Chalamay, like, I never get the hype.

I never get the lore.

Like, he's really not for me.

Not in a bad way.

Like, I'm sure he's lovely.

It's just not, even with the Kylie, I'm like, okay.

But like, this points to like someone who's actually funny and has a good personality and like can take a joke and this actually makes me like him.

This is so funny.

I would never in a million years like

ever understand or guess why like he did this.

Do you know what I mean?

Like even if it's like a funny thing oh, they're dressing up like you like he's so serious.

Right.

For him to go and have a silly moment.

I feel like maybe we don't know him.

Like maybe I think he does serious actions.

We don't know him.

Make his silly goofy on the side.

Firmly, we don't know him.

So maybe he is actually like personality.

If you think about who Kylie,

Kylie's really goofy, like she is silly.

She is.

So she needs that sort of silly, goofy energy.

Maybe offline, like when he's not.

Did you see that picture of him making out with Gwyneth Paltrow?

Yeah, for their movie.

Like, that was really crazy to see.

Yeah.

So maybe he does serious roles, but in his personal life, like he loves to joke around.

Maybe he's a little bit of like a class clown.

Yeah, but to me, it's like you can be silly and joke around, but like the fact that he did this, it kind of like breaks my brain a little bit like i could have bet a million dollars that he would never ever ever do something like this yeah and which i guess is like why it's great that he did but i'm still i'm really actually so confused because he doesn't also acknowledge like his fans a lot like if and if he ever was going to like i need him to address club chalamay no and i also feel like the only way he would ever go to something like this is if he was just like walking in the park and like saw there was a timothy chalamay competition so he was like oh okay but he he sought it out

because that's like well how can you ignore it but the fact that it was pre-planned

premeditated it just it definitely gives at least for me like Timothy Chalamay I'm seeing him in a new light I'm seeing him in a light of I don't know this person

not that I thought of him in a light that I have not that I would because like I don't know him he's not my friend

but that like I have to rethink everything I thought about Timothy Chalamay I just want to say this is a very big positive in my Timothy Chalamet column which otherwise didn't exist before yesterday.

Oh, no, I have a big positive, and it's the Kylie Stamp of Approval.

And that's like, I don't need anything else, but thanks.

No, and did you see some of the look-alikes?

Like, they really looked alike.

Yeah, and I'm glad that people have a place to go to talk about this.

It's funny, though, that he was immediately recognized.

Like, wouldn't your natural inclination be to be like this guy's best winner?

Yeah.

It's like.

It was a part of a skit for one of those late night shows, but in the UK, where Adele went to like an Adele drag queen competition, and she went as herself, but they did give her like a prosthetic notion.

It wasn't just playing Adele, and she was like talking to the other contestants, and it's like a kind of a really funny, famous video.

Um, so it reminded me of that, except that he just went as himself, yeah.

And I'm surprised that, like, there wasn't mass confusion at first, right?

That people would even notice him because everybody's looking like him, and maybe he's just like really, really looks like him.

And the look-alikes like were professional grade, like, they really looked alike, like a look-alike, like a look alike?

So that was cute and fun.

It was.

Love to see Timmy getting in on the joke and like not taking himself so seriously.

Agreed.

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Okay, sounds good.

Good luck with that.

Our next story is about the aforementioned Chapel Roan confrontation with rude photographer at Olivia Rodrigo's film premieres.

So one, Olivia Rodrigo premiered her film, Guts World Tour, Tour, which is very exciting for Miss Rodrigo and for anyone who didn't get to see it.

And for anyone to see the tour or who did and wants to relive it.

Like that's also, let's not let like the good get lost in the joke.

Of course.

Of course, right.

Congrats to Miss Olivier.

Yeah, and I wonder if like Olivia is mad at all that like the story of her premiere is about this.

Definitely not.

Talking about her premiere.

Definitely not.

Like all press is good press.

Yeah.

Chapel Rome snapped at a photographer on the red carpet for the Guts World Tour movie premiere in LA on Friday, claiming he had been disrespectful to her at a previous event.

So So while she clocked him so quickly, like she stood there and she recognized that guy immediately stopped everything and walked up to him, finger in his face.

Right, while posing on the red carpet, she walked over to the Photog's face and said, you were so disrespectful to me at the Grammys.

You yelled at me at a Grammy party.

The individual was not shown on camera, but he seemed to disagree with her account of events.

She said, yes, I remember you were so rude to me.

And she said,

I can an apology for that.

Yeah, yep, you do.

You need to apologize to me.

In the middle, you can also see her very scary, like scared looking blonde publicist like coming over and like trying to mitigate, but like not even trying, just like sort of standing there.

And I feel as though there are two schools of thought here, right?

People either feel like, oh my God, this miserable girl again, being miserable, yelling at people, like not okay.

Or the other school of thought is like, you know, it's nice to see finally like a young woman in the industry standing up for herself and, you know, taking.

control of whatever.

I don't know what they're saying, but you know, some people think this is fab and some people are like, seriously, dreadful.

Yeah.

Now, in a surprise to nobody, I, I subscribe to the more dreadful school of thought.

Like, you just, no matter how, no matter what happened at the Grammy party, we actually don't know.

So what do we see here?

Like a famous rich celebrity yelling at like a worker, right?

And that's never a good look, in my opinion.

And, and you, if you've ever been near a red carpet, you, it actually sounds crazy because there's one person taking a picture and all these photographers are like, tear left, tear left.

Like, they are.

They scream like animals.

And that's very much like paparazzi culture and red carpet culture.

Like they need need to get their photo.

Please, chapel here, chapel here, chapel here.

And so, I'm sure what she's describing is a version of that.

Maybe this person just had like a really loud, annoying scream.

Um,

I don't know, I just don't think you should yell at people.

Like, and so, is this different than the person on the Grammy's carpet who she was yelling at?

No, sorry, VMAs.

That was the VMA.

So, yes, it is different.

No, this is the incident.

So, this is not the same thing.

The incident that she's referring to, we have no visuals of.

Gotcha.

So, we can't reference.

All we see

is a big celeb yelling at a poor little photographer.

Yeah, I, for a couple reasons, am in the second camp as well.

Like, this isn't female empowerment to me.

And as far as the publicist trying to, like, mitigate the chap damage, her publicist needs to let chap be chap.

And by the way, she really did not try.

She just sort of stood there.

I think her publicist does let chap be chap.

And I think her, a good publicist for chap should actually say, like, this is chap being chap.

And these are like chap's big moments, and this is what chap is about.

And her fans, like, love this about her.

And this should actually be like an all-press is good press sort of thing for team for camp chap.

Chap gonna chap.

Chap is gonna chap, and all of you are trying to stop her are wasting your time.

Now, if you don't like chap chapping, then you can be like me, who does not participate in any of the chappery.

I do not engage, I do not listen, and I'm

enjoying my life.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And then Chapin does not bother me.

No, and I think that it's exactly what you said.

Like people like Chappell Roan and like when they see her doing stuff like this, like they've, they can reason with it.

Like it is empowering.

She's a young woman taking control of her image in the media or whatever.

Like they

think that.

And then other people who like don't die for Chappellrone, like they see, you know, someone getting yelled at and they're like, stop yelling.

You know, it's just.

And I agree with you.

The red carpet can be like a very overwhelming,

overstimulating sort of place, especially she struggles with her newfound fame.

She's shared a lot about her mental health concerns.

Like maybe skip the red carpet.

Yeah, although she does,

and I'm sure she gets like invited to a lot of things and she doesn't really go to much given how famous she is, but she does like always show up for Olivia Rodrigo.

She opened for Olivia Rodrigo, I think in

I don't know if it was guts or sour, but like a lot of her success had to do with like her opening and people really learning about her from the Olivia Rodrigo tour.

And so she performed with Olivia Rodrigo when she invited her on stage, I think in the LA show at the guts tour.

So she like, I think she feels like a, like almost indebted to Olivia Rodrigo.

She always shows up for her.

I understand that.

So it's more than just like, I want to support my friend.

Cause if you want to support your friend, you can go to the premiere and also like skip the red carpet because you got to protect you.

But if it is someone, it's like.

If you were to any work event, I feel like anyone could relate to this, like someone who, it's a little work, you know, a little quid pro quo.

They did this.

That's exactly what I'm saying.

And that's how you support, like, your friends and business associates.

Especially, like, as a pop star.

Not just like coming to eat popcorn and watch the movie.

Like, I'm going to be here publicly for you.

Bringing my celebrity and my name and likeness.

Yeah, that's what you're doing.

And bringing my brand of chap.

Sprinkle a little chap on the whole thing.

Just doing a little, doing a little chap over here.

A little chap dance.

I actually,

as much as I don't participate in Chapel Room, I actually love talking about her.

Me too.

I can't believe, like, of all the videos and angles we got of this interaction, I didn't see one angle of the actual photographer, which is kind of nice.

Like, protect the photographer's best privacy.

But, like, were they shook?

Were they angry?

Were they embarrassed?

Like, what?

It's better if we don't see the photographer because then, like, the chap stands, they can't be.

They're going to dox.

What are they going to dox this photographer?

What do they call themselves?

The Ronies?

The Rondance.

You're lying.

I'm lying.

I just made that up.

Oh my God, because I was going to say, I love that.

I have respect.

No, actually, you know what?

I was thinking the other day, because Lady Gaga's been talking about a lot of the new music she's releasing.

How, when we were talking about like stanhood names, we didn't talk about Lady Gaga's.

And oddly enough, Lady Gaga's like makes the least sense.

But Little Monsters really took on, people really call themselves that.

And it caught on more so than I think a lot of other fanhood names for artists who are bigger or smaller than Lady Gaga, you know?

Yeah.

But I think she fosters that sort of environment because she is like

just

so dynamic.

Also, I think the original one, someone said that this actually was the original fandom and that invented sort of like fandoms is the Believers.

Oh, yeah.

Because even like back in the day, like were the Beatles swirlies, like...

No, they had Beatle Mania.

That was like what it was called, but that wasn't like the name of the fans.

Someone said the first...

Standem with a name was the Believers and it all happened from there.

Now, I don't know of a standum from before the Believers.

That predates.

But the Believers is a pargilicious name for a fandom.

It's beautiful.

I love it.

Because it's like punny.

Like, I love it.

Yeah, even when we were obsessed with like Jonas Brothers back in the day, like, we didn't have a group name.

Yeah, what are the Jonas Brothers names of the fans?

Now they might have come up with one, but like when

I'm hot, you're cold, like we did not have a name.

No, we needed one.

We did.

Same with Hannah Montana stands.

Yeah.

Now, as you say, they're the Smilers.

Smizers.

No, Smilers.

No, that's Tyre Banks.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm a Smizer.

Then

we were just a couple girls with dreams.

Yeah.

That's funny.

Yeah, but Little Monsters came to mind as one that, like,

I don't know what the...

correlation is between Little Monsters and Stephanie of Lady Gaga, but I don't know how, you know, linguistically we connected it.

Oh, it was from her,

one of her songs.

Was it?

Well, I just watched the

Glee episode for they did a Gaga episode in season one, so it's 2010.

And even then they were referring to themselves as little monsters.

So it really has, like, it has legs.

Yeah.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

Oh my god.

Spidding is such sweet sorrow.

It is.

It's already been an hour.

What the fuck did we talk about?

I don't know.

I talked like for a while about my sound complaint noise thing and like it was kind of dreadful.

Like as

I was telling the story I'm like you really had to be there because I don't know if anyone's gonna care

yes I'm just gonna I'm just gonna get hate for like abusing police resources you know no I think that that's exactly what 311 is for like well I called I called 911 but you said it's not an emergency yeah I think you went about it in the right way I just know I'm gonna get hate like in some way for like calling me an arc or something and like the story wasn't even funny to say you know like I thought it would I thought it would when I was when I said

when I was actively living through it I'm like at least I have a good story to like share on the show stop Monday and like I don't know, there's something wasn't funny about the way I told it, or maybe it just wasn't a funny story.

Like, you really had to be there.

No, and also sometimes when you go through something dreadful, it's like the only thing worse than going through it is by extending

the life of it by continuing to relive it, right?

Yeah.

So

I just, I want to acknowledge, like, I know I'm funnier than that story.

I'm really sorry for making you sit through that.

It's okay.

You're allowed to tell a story and it notes.

And like halfway through the story, I wish I didn't even start, you know?

Oh,

Turkey.

Oh, turdy.

Listen, I have like a high bar of excellence for the show.

Sorry.

I understand.

When we're slinging jokes like Mimal, like you obviously have a high bar.

I completely agree.

Mimal's BDE.

Mimal is the bar for me.

Like, if it's not as funny, unique, or as nostalgic as Mimal, like, I don't want to hear it.

Throw it in the bin.

Yeah.

Well, our fifth and final story is actually a little British news.

Speaking of throwing it in the bin,

Real House Eyes of London is coming in 2025 from Hayu and and the Maiden Chelsea producer.

So major NBC Universal news, Real House Eyes of London is coming to NBC Universal.

The announcement was delivered on Saturday night after Real House Eyes hosted and executive producer Andy Cohen's panel at the first ever Haiyou fanfest in London.

Now, don't ask me what Haiyu is, okay?

I can tell you, it's like Bravo of, I think it's also Canada.

In different countries, Europe, I think Canada, Bravo is like Haiyu.

That's like the channel you watch it on or something.

And they're always like coming up on social media.

They like do actually really good like TikToks and stuff.

So I have heard of it many times.

And it's clear they had their own like Bravo con of sorts.

Got it.

And the event featured panels with like Real Housewives U.S.

cast members, Lisa Barlow, Sutton Strach, Foster, Jessell, Ashley Darby,

were all there.

And then they announced that Real Housewives of London is coming with a production I'd for Q1 2025.

So This is major for a number of reasons.

Now, for me, it's the ladies of London lore of it all.

Of course.

Like, the ladies of London walked, so Real House Eyes of London could run.

I will 100% give this a shot because I actually just like everything that's set in London.

I even watch Selling London, which I wouldn't recommend.

And I hope that they choose maybe one or two ladies from Ladies of London who are perfect.

Perfect for reality TV, like Juliet

and Julie.

Except the thing about Ladies of London was

because it wasn't a real house-wise franchise, I feel like they really wanted to like make it distinct from what would have been a real house-wise of London, and they focused a lot on like aristocracy and things like that.

Whereas like I actually think like the cool socialite women of London, like they don't really fuck like that.

I feel like a lot of them are like influencers.

But I do think it's like still embedded.

I think like the history and like aristocracy is like embedded a little bit in the into society.

I was obsessed with getting people who were like even remotely connected, like Earl of Sandwich.

They had like a really really nice blend, which I thought was what made it so great.

And I actually think they should try and replicate for Real Housewives of London, where it's like, you know, Julie was, or sorry, both actually, Julie and Julie are actually both American, but Julie married Earl of Sandwich.

And so they go to the estate and like they have that.

And she's like running out of the way.

She was really the only one who added like a real like connection to royalty on that show.

There was a lot of connections.

Oh, the Danish girl.

She was like actually a Danish princess.

Caroline Sanberry comes from an aristocratic family.

Of course, Caprice.

She was linked with Prince.

What's the one?

Don't.

Who's Andrew, right?

Andrew.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The one that don't bring back Ladies of London.

Or don't bring on Real House Size of London if you're not going to include Caprice, okay?

I actually would, if you were doing Real House Size of London, like I wouldn't change a hair on its head of the cast.

Then we had like Juliet, who was an American transplant, who was an influencer.

And like Marissa Hermer.

Marissa Hermer.

And she was like super modern.

Annabelle,

the late Annabelle.

Yes, she passed.

She's dead, right?

She was Alexander McQueen's muse, like best friend of Kate.

I was like, really?

Yeah, no, you're right.

They were at least like, I feel like sometimes they'll go to a city and they'll get people who are seriously like not wealthy, not connected, not famous, not anything.

I'm like, why are we watching this band of yellow belly losers?

Like for real.

And with Ladies of London, every single person brought something to the table, whether it was fashion, whether it was money, whether it was royalty.

Like they really did a great job of casting.

Maybe like the stigma in London is different.

Cause I know a lot of times when they go to a town and they want to do a real house, like the actual women who you would want, the really famous, well-connected husbands who are billionaires, they want nothing to do with these types of shows.

You think?

Yes.

Even London, maybe there's not like a stigma like that.

Maybe there's not, but I think most people, like...

really like most people just at that level want privacy and like have negative associations with reality tv however i think a lot of maybe aristocratic like old money families where the money's sort of drying up, I see this as an opportunity, like especially if you live on like a, or you own a country estate that's like, you need to millions of dollars.

Generate some money, this is the perfect thing to pair with because like that has done well for people in the past.

Just like, I mean, it's a little different, but the downtown Abbey estate like is now could thrive for 100 million self-sufficient off of that.

So I think there's endless potential for this show.

And it would be nice to get one or two of the ladies from Ladies of London, but like, you don't have to.

But just like, the work is done for you.

I gave you a perfect routine.

It's really crazy that there hasn't been a Real Houses of London.

And it's not like there hasn't been international franchises.

We have Dubai.

Actually, there we have Cheshire.

There are, it's said in here, how many international, this will be the 30th international iteration of Housewives.

And yeah, Real Housewives of Cheshire, which focused on the lives of women in the English country, aired for 17 seasons so far.

But I think I need to watch that.

By the way, I have heard, I think I watched like a couple couple episodes when it first came out.

I've heard it is the craziest, funniest thing.

But there is like a weird delineation when it comes to international franchises that play in America.

So you said there's 30.

I only know of Dubai that plays in the States on Bravo proper.

Even Cheshire, which I'm familiar with, doesn't play on Bravo here in America.

Right.

So I am hoping that Ladies of London will play Peacock here.

And yes, maybe Peacock to NBC.

But then you also have to think about like language because there's a lot of other international iterations.

But if they're like, if the language barrier is not conducive, so maybe that's why they're not played here.

I'm hoping that Ladies of London, I don't have to watch it like on a VPN and I can just enjoy with everyone.

That this is really fabulous.

Okay, so for the person who's targeting me with Sabrina and Taylor, is also looking out for me by giving me this.

What the universe giveth, it taketh away.

A thousand percent.

So those are the fast five stories.

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Me too.

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