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Good morning, millennials, and welcome back to the toast.

Happy Thursday.

That actually feels like so crazy.

Like a

Dursday is what it feels like.

What day is it?

I don't know.

For you guys listening, it's Thursday.

Allegedly.

For us recording, it's Dursday.

It's Duesday.

It is Wednesday.

We are recording Wednesday evening.

Jackie's in town.

Oh, hey, Jax.

How you doing?

Hey, Turt.

I'm doing good.

Jackie's in town.

So we're just like making the most of it.

And we're very disoriented.

So basically, I got into town this morning.

That's why I wasn't on the toast for Wednesday's episode.

And then we have a big, big wig dinner.

I've been vlogging my trip to New York.

So like all the dates are kind of in the vlog that's forthcoming.

But we also did an interview right before this.

So I feel it's weird to like be talking with you for the first time when I've been talking to you for an hour.

Right.

So we had rented studio space to interview our guests for next week.

It's kind of a pargy studio, by the way.

I know.

And so now we had extra time.

We're like, great, we'll use this studio for Thursday's episode.

And it's like a little too pargy.

It's making like our usual crap look like crap.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So it's like, it's a nice treat, but don't get used to my hair looking this color.

The lighting in here, like, could it be softer?

Look at my hair.

It's really upsetting how gorgeous we look.

Yeah.

Wait, so much happened that you and I haven't been able to chat about.

The first is

we announced our big show at the Hard Rock Live in Seminole Hollywood, Florida.

Jizno holiday spectacular.

We're going to Hollywood, Florida.

And if you're listening to this, Patreon presale has begun.

So 10 a.m.

Eastern Time on Thursday, which is today.

The Patreon presale begins.

So if you're a Patreon member, you will get a code.

You will get access, first access to tickets.

And then everybody else, it goes on sale tomorrow, Friday.

So if you go to the toastpodcast.com slash tour or just head to any of our social medias, you will be inundated with the link if you're looking for it.

And we just cannot wait to see the Torille's there.

It's like a holiday-themed show.

I tried to promote it on today's episode with or yesterday's episode with Ben, and he was just going on and on about how the last time he was at Hard Rock Seminole.

He said it was the last time he's going to be there because they don't give free drinks at the casino.

All I have to say is, okay, like, see and not at the show.

What a bright time.

It's the right time to rock the stage.

To hard rock the stage alive.

We're live at the hard rock.

I'm so excited.

Also, like, for me, it's kind of like my big hometown hero show.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

All your neighbors, because I know you love to hang out with your neighbors.

Are they all talking about it?

All my neighbors are talking about it.

I know more neighbors are going to be talking about it.

I feel like this is the first time we might use our 100 comps just because of the neighborhood.

Like, I do technically.

We haven't used our 100 comps in New York City.

I know we have more family friends in New York, but like...

That's the thing about being neighborly.

Like, when your neighbor is performing at the Hard Rock Seminal Live, you go and see your neighbor.

It's what you do.

It's the neighborly thing to do.

Like I find your tone in which you're talking to me about your neighbors to be extremely derogatory.

Like, I don't know what that's like.

No, I don't.

I have neighbors.

I think that that's like New York has everything in the world.

Like seriously, everything.

What it does not have is like that neighborly spirit.

And I think that's fair.

You guys don't want that neighborly spirit.

Like if you seriously, you would spit on it and stop on it.

Ew, yucky.

Yucky.

No, that's yucky.

Ew, yucky.

But I love my neighborly spirit.

I love my neighbors and I think they'll be there.

I think you need to get one of those lawn signs that says, love thy neighbor.

What do you think about that?

I don't need to be reminded of that, but I do want to be the sort of person that's putting that energy out.

You want to be known for that.

Yeah.

You definitely don't need a reminder.

The love that you have for your neighbor lives in your heart.

But I want to inspire others to love thy neighbor.

So if I ever got a lawn sign, which I'm getting you on.

Right now, I don't have any signs.

I feel like your HOA is against it.

I haven't seen anyone.

I've seen a couple lawn signs, but I could see my HOA being against it.

Maybe you have to put it in a flower pot or something, like not on the grass.

Wait, I wanted to say something.

I meant to tell you this.

When we were just interviewing the last person who

was being interviewed,

like before we came here, Jackie and I had an interview.

We were recording this episode, and then we have a dinner.

So we needed to get dressed nicely.

And we were trying on a bunch of different outfits.

I was trying on, you know, different tops.

I needed different bras.

I forgot to take my strapless bra off.

I'm like, weirdly wearing this big jacket with a strapless bra underneath.

Like, my back will never be the same.

What, there's nothing worse than wearing like a strapless bra when you're a big titted bra, but like unnecessarily, I don't need to be wearing a strapless bra right now.

I'm so sorry.

I can be wearing a sports bra, nobody would know.

Yeah.

Are you wearing a shirt underneath that?

No.

So just like you look at me, you see a fabulous, glamorous celebrity, right?

I'm silently suffering.

Something that you guys don't see about me is that actually I'm wearing leopard shorts, but just the angle of the cameras and the sofa, you don't really get to see them.

So I'm not just wearing like all black because I'm like

your state of mind.

It's just so not Jack's.

It is.

Like if I was seriously wearing like all black from my chin to my tip of my overgrown toenail, like that's just not Jax.

Jax is about color.

As a vibrant redhead, I actually think an all-black look looks so good on you because it contrasts your hair.

So yeah, your hair looks redder and brighter than ever.

No, like

this outfit without the shorts, like it's very inside the actor's studio.

Like that's not your girl Jax.

What's wrong with inside the actor studio?

Nothing, but I am who I am.

I'm not an actor.

Don't say that.

I am seriously the world's worst actor, and I know that.

Let's do an improv scene.

I love these games, okay?

So pick a place.

Where are we?

Because, trust me, if I had an acting bone in my body, I'd be on the stage.

She'd be in Hollywood.

Yeah, I seriously would.

Pick a scene.

We are

businesswoman.

What kind of business y'all in?

No, come on.

Where are we?

We're at a park.

Like, come on.

Okay, we're at a park, and your dog just bit my leg.

Oh, my God.

Bruno, why did you bite this beautiful young lady?

Your dog's name is Bruno?

Yeah.

So is mine.

Oh, my God.

It's all.

Don't worry about the bite.

It happens.

Oh, but that's so sweet.

Are you sure I can't get you anything?

No, I'm easy.

Are you sure?

I mean, what are you offering?

Um, if you come back to my apartment,

it's an episode of SVU.

I actually can't take me seriously, like looking at you like that, like pretending we're not sitting in this studio.

Like we're not sitting there.

You're the one who wanted to act.

We're literally in a park.

There's greenery behind us.

You're the one who wanted to act.

I know.

I love like improv games.

Do you want to play that?

The show is improv, by the way.

Some people, there might be one person out there who doesn't know.

There might.

This is improv comedy.

Claudia and I do not talk about the stories, really, or the things that we want to share on the show.

We really just let the chips fall where they may.

And I'm going to be showing you the ship.

This show should be called the chip for a number of reasons.

This show should be called the chip.

Some days, like, we don't like script ever, but some days we'll sit and prepare, being like, should we talk about this?

Literally, this episode is probably the least we've ever prepared.

We just like went from one interview to another.

We picked the stories.

I've been traveling all day, so I've not been like deep.

I guess I was on my phone the entire time.

I was sitting in the airport.

So, like, I'm caught up until 8 a.m.

Right.

Anything between then and now, who knows?

But no, I actually am caught up on popular culture.

Did you see Anna Delby got eliminated from Dancing with a Stars?

I did.

And we have a Dancy with a Stars story, so we're going to fit that in there because I have thoughts.

Okay, and I just, I asked Ben a question when we were recapping it because I was saying, like, there's like genuinely nothing more shameful than being the first person sent home on a show like that.

But it's like such a great opportunity.

So I said to Ben, if you got the opportunity to be on it, but you were going home for the first week, would you rather do do that or never get cast on the show?

Go home the first week.

Oh, we both said never be cast.

Oh, it's very exciting.

There's like weeks of press leading up.

You get your picture taken.

Like, it's a big celebrity.

It's like events on TV.

Yeah, why would you pass that up?

It's better, like, it's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

That's a very grown approach.

Ben and I were like, we'd rather literally never set foot on the stage.

And seriously, if you go home the first week, like then you probably are bad.

And this wasn't worth doing for more than a week for you.

Our swirlatory spelling was also eliminated.

I saw.

And of course, like her response in contrast to Annadelve's was so gargy-pargy.

Like, it was just like a really hysterical moment for popular culture, which is what we do.

Which is what we do.

And we also

when people make it easy for you.

We wear big boots.

Jackie and I are both wearing

down the street.

And we were walking.

So, like we said, we got dressed at two o'clock for the evening.

For the evening.

Like, we won't be home probably until like eight or nine.

Crazy.

So, like, leaving my apartment in the middle of the day, like, in big hooker boots and, like, big sunglasses, being being like actual prostitutes, it was definitely like a leopard trench.

Like, yeah, it was like

it was given.

What kind of business y'all in?

What kind of business y'all in?

That's the theme of our lives.

Like, we've got a big business dinner tonight.

That's actually why I'm in town.

You can hear about it on the vlog.

What kind of business you in?

And it's actually like a hard question to answer.

I understand why Roman Michelle struggled in the way that they did.

They were also like making

a problem.

But like, we have a thriving business.

And if somebody ever deadass looked me in the eye and asked me the question, What kind of business y'all in?

What kind of business are we in?

So it depends on the person asking the question and what sort of picture I want to portray to them.

And do I want to make it sound bigger than it is?

Do I want to keep myself small?

No, let's say it was the exact scenario as the movie.

She's like this very simple older woman who has, you know,

probably doesn't know what Instagram is.

We do a podcast.

That's it.

If I'm trying to hob

we're in media.

I would say we're in the business of content.

And then if we're talking to, I guess, some Gen Zs, we could still say we do a podcast, but we're influencers because we are.

Yeah, yeah.

I think that I know a lot of influencers don't like being called influencers, like get over that.

I think it's a really useful term.

Like, if you tell me you're an influencer, like, I know exactly what you do.

A thousand percent.

I do not like the term.

I don't feel like it accurately describes what we do for a living because influencing is not our day job.

It's just like a benefit.

Right.

But for someone who might not like, who knows what an influencer is, but doesn't know what a podcaster is.

And influencers on a podcast, like, yeah, those two words are interchangeable.

And like, yeah, influence.

What, what about it?

What's it to you?

Yeah, we've got influence.

We've got influence.

Yes, we do.

We've got influence.

How about you?

You're like, sorry.

Sorry, you don't get it.

I'm sorry.

Humble brack.

Yeah, that's so true.

I don't know why people have to do that.

I think influencers like, don't, they're like, no, don't call me that.

Cause like, they're just trying to like be like, don't look at me, look at me.

But I actually don't think influencer is a,

oh my God, what is the word I'm looking for?

Like definitive or like, I don't think it's a perfect, that's not the word, I know the word perfect.

That, but I don't think it's the perfect word for a lot of influencers because I think there are a lot of people who create content and, you know, work with brands, but they have no influence, right?

Like, just because you have a lot of followers does not mean you have influence.

Okay, an influencer implies that you have influence.

Okay, but like on the whole, aside from those outliers who either bought their followers or they all died.

It's not outliers.

It's not outliers.

I would say like half of the content creators who you know and love who have like a good following, some of them can't, you know, if they wanted to launch a business, like they have no, like their followers don't trust them to like buy stuff.

They just like think it's pretty or whatever.

Like a big part of being a content creator is like some people just follow you for the vibes, like not for the links, you know, or not for the follows.

Yeah, but I still think that person falls into the influencer category.

I'm I mean, is that a perfect word because it implies that if you have the followers, you have the influence.

I understand what you're saying, but few things in this world are perfect.

One thing that is perfect: the toast.

The toast original recipe.

So true.

This is original recipe, even though we're in this really fancy studio.

And it's original recipe being recorded the night before.

So you know there's always like a level of like night before episodes are done by crackheads like us.

Yep.

We couldn't do it every day because then this wouldn't be like a serious business.

Yep.

It would be a couple crackheads.

But once in a while, like

it's what's needed.

And it allows me to travel home tomorrow without having to podcast at 7.30 a.m.

Thank you to the studio.

No, we have this gorgeous studio.

Why not us?

Everybody else with their fancy fucking clips and their zero listeners.

And it's like us.

We got a chip.

Your chip is coming out.

Chill the fuck out.

Like put the chip away.

I see seriously, first of all, my whole Instagram these days is podcast clips, which I just want to say I love.

And we were talking to our guest an hour ago about how like people don't have conversations anymore in real life because everyone's so like deep in their phone.

But like, everyone's having really good conversations on podcasts.

And, like, it's kind of really nice.

And then I see a clip of it on my Instagram and like, I like that sort of content.

And everybody's stuff looks really good.

And ours always looks good because we're like so girly and swirly.

But now I feel like one of the others is all I'm saying.

Yeah, well, this is actually a studio I have been in many times.

They recorded Victoria Fuller's podcast here.

I have been here many times and I see this studio on my for you page all the time.

So while it is very party and I'm not, you know, making a crack at it, it's not original and violent.

No, and we are violent and original in our work.

But today I think we're just going to be like substandard influencers.

What do you say?

The thing is, it's

should we do like a bit of a holiday gift guide?

I was going to say a bit of wellness.

Yeah, yeah.

What's your favorite wellness thing of the moment right now?

Like a bit of therapy.

My favorite wellness thing at the moment, in earnest?

Yeah, why not?

What do I like?

I mean, sourdough is really like my wellness.

That's like kind of wellness.

It's very soothing.

It's what I like like to eat.

It helps me eat healthy.

Yeah, so sorry that that's like boring and I didn't pop off with that.

You know what I've kind of been loving wellness-wise?

And I'm being dead serious.

I know you think I'm about to make a joke in dead earnest.

Like so many of the Lemmy products, I take like all of them.

Obviously, a hair and nails, melatonin when I need it, let me sleep.

And they have a new one, like the, it's like a nature zozempic kind of thing.

Like, I think they're innovating in a really unique way over there.

I haven't received that PR yet.

Will you sleep at my house tonight?

I'll give you some.

I would love to try.

I am on the PR list, so I think it's forthcoming.

But if it's not, I'm going to just get it myself because I agree.

I enjoy Lemmy.

Yeah, that's my wellness hack of the day.

Not an ad.

Not an ad, no.

Just fun fact.

Not us, never.

No, we can't be bought.

Today's episode.

No, I'm totally kidding.

I'm totally kidding.

I think we'll have to wait a few minutes for

just stunningly

endorsement.

Change the subject.

Well, I'm back in the big city.

Big

city slicker.

It's an interesting time to come to New York.

It's UN week.

And by interesting, you mean bad.

Seriously, you couldn't pick a worse week.

So I've just been trying to navigate that.

And I'm dealing with it.

I am.

It's so brave.

It's okay.

Like, I'm halfway through all the traffic I'll need to sit through.

So I'm just sort of.

Yeah, you are.

It's just like, it's enraging because when you think about the reason for the season and like, and the UN as a, as a body.

I literally did this whole speech on the episode with Ben.

Good.

Because I don't have it in.

I'm too mad.

I know.

Even though it was like less traffic than I expected.

I literally flew in at 7 a.m.

because I didn't want to be late for stuff.

And it was kind of a breach.

She was here so early.

You couldn't get out.

I was literally in the city by 9.45.

No, I'm glad you got here early.

We had a lot to do today.

No, and it was really nice.

So the city is the city, but it's so nice to be with my swirlies.

Of course.

Law Amelia.

I love having you here.

Yeah.

And I love to see you guys.

And I'm seeing Satchi later, and that brings me great joy.

And you saw Romeo, and I saw Romeo.

I think I'm going to take him home with me.

What if I just put Romeo in my purse?

I mean, he's so tiny.

And my purse is big.

You saw it.

Your purse is huge.

And it kind of matches your purse's colorways.

Nobody would notice.

I would.

That the love of my life has gone missing.

How long would it take you to notice?

A while.

Because Ben is so

on it when it comes to the Romeo responsibilities that

it would be a while.

Like, I really don't have any reason to want to take Romeo other than like it's funny.

Um, but practically speaking, like, I could take him home with me.

You're coming down in a few weeks.

You could take him back.

I mean, practically speaking, I could say your house and take Harry home with me.

Like, if we're just being practical, yeah, yeah, but you couldn't put him in your purse.

No, no, Romeo, he's at that purse size, right?

I could put Charlie in my purse, depending on the bag.

Depending on the bag, bag, depending on something to think about.

Yeah, it is something to think about.

What if we just put stuff in our purse?

And we'll leave you with that.

So now I think enough time has passed since that last second we needed to like, you know, rejigger.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I just, I feel so like not caught up with the fam.

Do you know what I mean?

Do you mean like our personal family or the family that we've built online with our community?

The family that we built with our community.

Like I just don't feel like situated yet.

Do you know what I mean?

No, I can't.

Like all caught up.

Maybe because I missed an episode and you didn't.

Yeah.

So I like, I guess I've been vlogging though, actually.

So like everything that, if you guys were missing me, it's all in the vlog.

So I'll just leave it at that.

Because we do, we have to get to our big wig dinner, which if you want to know like what the fuck this dinner is, head to patreon.com/slash the toast.

Yeah.

It's a little meta.

That's all I'll say.

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Okay, our stories in no order of of importance, if I may.

First up, Dancing with the Stars.

As you stated, First Elimination, Anna Delvey, and Tori Spelling were sent home.

Now it's for Tori.

Why?

Because she's our girl.

Is she?

I don't know.

We're always fucking talking about her.

I feel like we're talking about her at the absolute minimum one can talk about Tori Spelling while doing pop culture.

Really?

I feel like if you're

talking about everything within pop culture, like she's really not a major player.

She's just a spec.

I think like if she heard you say that, she would be overjoyed to hear that like her plan has been working.

She's just a speck on the windshield of pop culture.

To me, she's like, I'm trying to think.

I don't know.

She's like a gnat on the windshield of pop culture.

I understand.

Well, she was eliminated from Dancing with the Stars.

She must be devastated.

Yeah, that's definitely a tough loss.

As was Anna Delvey.

So as the show's hosts were bidding farewell to both duos, they asked Tori Spelling if she had anything that she wanted to take away from this experience.

And she was just, to Tori Spelling, she was just like sent love to her family and her kids.

Just like, you know, they had to pull the microphone away from her.

That's so, Tori.

And then they turned to Annadelve and said, what would you take away from this experience?

And she said, nothing.

Nothing.

I just want to say, you guys have heard everything I had to say about Anna Delvey this week and like for the past few years.

Maybe I was wrong about her.

Like she's kind of a queen.

That was fucking hysterical.

It was.

Also, like, she looks gargie party.

I actually had the same exact thought when I said that.

She wasn't.

I've seen the

courtroom photos of her.

Like, she wasn't a gorgeous girl before.

No, but she's been living in New York.

Like, ever since she got out of prison, she's friends with, like, Kelly Catron.

You know, they got her, like, a facialist, and she probably got Botox.

She looks unbelievable.

And she had full TV glam.

She looks like a different person.

Especially, like, not to say that you know photos of her, like, from, like, the OG days, yeah.

Not to say she wasn't, like, nice looking, not to say anything about what she used to look like, just saying what she looks like now.

She wasn't like strikingly like no, and also

it's important to note actually that she wasn't striking because she didn't get by on her womanly wiles, yeah.

Like she didn't con people with her looks.

That's a different sex.

Which I think like most female con women like use their sexuality to con.

Yeah, I think it was actually even more shocking that she was who she was doing what she was doing.

Um, the glow-up is astounding.

I am in agreement.

She looks amazing, she sounded amazing.

I think she might have a fan in me now.

Nothing.

Nothing.

What kind of business y'all in?

Nothing.

It was seriously like an iconic moment.

I know.

And I think she was so, I think the entire experience has been like really torture for her.

I don't think she enjoyed one minute of it.

And we talked about this on my episode with Ben, but her partner made a big TikTok being like, listen, after the first week, I guess she got really bad backlash for being like a terrible dancer.

So much so that they couldn't find her after the premiere.

She literally went missing and they eventually found her in the bathroom crying.

Like she had read like, you know, people's comments on her performance and it was overwhelmingly negative and she just like couldn't help but get emotional.

And it's crazy to me that like you can survive prison, but you can't survive like social media comments.

The Dancing Stars watchers.

Fanhood.

The Dancing with the Stars followers, like people who've watched a show for years, like people who go to see them on tour, like they're obsessed.

Yeah.

It's like a part of...

It's like a very niche fandom that I don't know much about.

When I meet someone who's like been going to the tour since they were 12, I'm like, what?

It's like a thing.

Yeah.

Some more Dancing with the Stars news, though, is that Brooks Nader was spotted kissing her partner, Gleb Savchenko, backstage.

And a lot of people are mad because this video is an invasion of privacy.

Like some little rat took it.

They literally look like they're hiding in the air conditioning ducts.

And they're like about to either go on stage or they just came off stage and they give like a kiss on the lips.

And to be honest, I'm beyond relieved because so much Dancing with the Stars content has come up on my social media.

And so I see everyone's reels.

I've seen every reel that her and Gleb have made together.

And if they weren't dating, like that actually is crazy deceptive.

Like, I'm glad that they are.

They weren't just doing it for clicks because that would have been lame.

Interesting.

And so he's not like in a relationship.

This happens with Dancy Wilson Stars all the time.

So I'm like stepping out of their marriage.

He's not stepping out, but like, I do think it's his marriage recently.

Like, not due to.

Because he's single right now.

Okay.

And she's single.

She has been like spotted with Tom Brady.

I think one time she was rumored to be with.

I feel like Gleb is,

you know, whoever they put with Gleb, they're wanting something to happen.

Except when she's with Savannah Pump.

She's the eligible bachelorette of the season so is Jen though okay so here's the thing I have so many questions so is Anna Delvey

it's like it'sn't really enough with Anna Delvey like I can't I have such like a crazy thought about dancing with like my outfit tastes very Anna Delvey

yes I would like to know if somebody who works at like the the the show in terms of social media like

Everybody all day is practicing with their partner.

So they're in these studios and all they do is practice.

But seriously, they must devote half the time to practicing and half the time to making TikToks.

They're each churning out like five premium TikToks a day where they're learning these audios.

They're learning dances.

And I want to know if you have to hit some sort of minimum.

It feels like Dancing with the Stars is making them do it.

That's how many there are.

And I feel like they're literally curating sounds for them to do, curating trends, like giving them a list of things that they have to do before they can leave the studio for the day.

Like the amount of content being churned out is beyond natural, in my opinion.

Like, obviously.

Do you think it's overkill?

I think that it's like obligatory.

Aside from that, is it too much?

Are they asking them to do too much?

Like, is it ruining it?

I think it's a lot.

Like, I'm enjoying it, though, but it's all of it.

Not all of it.

You could tell, and I really feel this way with Danny Amandola.

Like, someone's holding a gun to his head, having him do these TikToks.

It's Sandra saying dance.

No, I'm telling you, I think it's like the rules of dancing with the stars because he's just like lip-syncing and he doesn't even know what he's saying.

Like, what's Danny doing?

What is Danny doing?

Go home, grandpa.

I just know that they're holding a gun to his head, being like, you know, you have to sing for your supper.

Lip sync for your supper.

But like, why is he in this position?

I feel like it's like, freeze frame, you're probably wondering about how I ended up in this situation.

That's what Danny Amendola is asking himself.

Although Danny Amendola is getting a lot of praise, his performance was really good.

Of course it was because Whitney's his partner and she's a queen.

Yeah, everyone's kind of really, like, it's a, there are a couple of people who are obviously going to go home soon, whether it's because they're not great dancers or because like they don't have like, you know, huge fandoms.

But there are like a lot of really, like Alona Marr is really good.

Phaedra's really good.

Everybody's loving Joey Grazia Dania.

Like there, there are a lot of,

there's no obvious choice.

There's not someone who's better than everyone.

And Pommel Horse Steve.

Of course, Pommel Horse Steve.

Danny Amandola really improved.

Like, he was actually very good.

And Alona Marr made waves because, you know, her thing is that, like, she's a rugby player.

So, like, from a

physical perspective, she's really strong.

And,

you know, the girls get lifted.

Dance, ballroom dance is very traditional.

Like, the men lift the women.

But she's probably stronger than her partner, who is Alan.

And in this this week's performance, they did a lift, he lifted her, and then they did the same lift, and she lifted him.

Like, it was kind of iconic.

I loved it.

Wow, trailblazing.

Yeah, yeah.

It was kind of kind of like when JoJo C was partnered with a woman, even though I feel like you can be gay and like dance with an opposite sex, but I think she was just trying to make a point.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Did she win?

No, I think she came in second, JoJo, but she was really good, obviously.

I missed her season as I missed the other 32.

Yeah, no, but this one, and by the way, I know so much about Dancing with the Stars.

Still haven't tuned into it.

I'm participating from a distance.

Like I'm having fun from over here.

I don't need to watch every week but i'm liking the clips and the moments and and new couples it's always fun to have a dancing with the stars couple it is when it's not out of your marriage robert hurdjavec right even though he was separated and very lonely robert hurjavec yeah it's ever it's the always someone and it's fun when it's like two young single people like that's the whole point you know it's fabulous but when it gets it gets murky when you know

but so she Robert Herjave's partner Kim like she left the show right and she never came back yeah I mean like Ardem and

Nikki Ardem's not on the show.

Yeah.

He's a bad faith actor.

Major.

I know it in my bones.

Yeah.

Well, she's leaving him.

Yeah, I know.

So that's that on them.

And still, no news about John Cena, like making a grand gesture and leaving.

No, I think he's just seeing where the chips fall.

Yeah.

He should have started a podcast called The Chip.

The Chip.

Yum.

The chip.

You can't see it.

But you can taste it.

Ow.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Okay.

Are you okay?

Oh, my God.

I just paint my elbow so hard.

And you know what?

I have like actual trauma from pinging my elbow.

What was that thing that I had that Dana Holzberg once had where she like had to lay down in Pet Station?

Do you know what I'm talking about?

Yeah.

It's not vitiligo because that's the skin disease that Michael drinks.

Vertigo?

And it's not Vertigo either.

Viso Viga or something.

So it happened when I was on the subway, like literally.

Struggling with viso viga and coccydinia.

She's so bad.

I haven't like coccydinia right now.

It's so bad.

You guys, I said to her the other way here, this is the first time I'm podcasting in two weeks without my pillow.

And our assistant was like, by the way, I'm bringing stuff from the studio.

We needed our mic flags.

And she was like, do you want me to bring your pillow?

Which was so thoughtful.

And I was like, no.

It wouldn't have been fair if you weren't suffering the way I'm suffering.

I'd be like, well, let's just take a minute.

I am having

full body

pain.

It's spreading.

It's so, it's so bad.

Like and moving, like, honestly makes it worse.

It's like when your feet really hurt at the end of the night and you take your shoes off, you can't put them back on.

Yeah, that's where I I readjusted them better.

All that to say, I was on the subway and I banged my elbow really hard.

And of course, like, I had the funny bone like tingles in my hand.

And I proceeded to then have like some sort of panic attack, which I'd never had before.

And

the sweat was coming from my scalp down my face.

I'd never sweat like that in my life.

I was.

freaking out, freaking out, and then it was gone in like two seconds.

And apparently it's called like visovisia or something, where your body, like you experience

you experience some sort of pain.

Mine was my elbow, and your body goes into shock.

Now, it never happened to me again, but I did learn some helpful tips.

If it ever happens to you,

clench your fists.

It pumps blood into your heart.

Like, pump.

Yeah, because now you need to do that.

You just bang.

Right.

And then also start humming.

It sends blood flow to your brain.

Hmm.

Let's do a song.

Oh, we wish you a Merry Christmas.

We wish you a Merry Christmas.

I'm practicing for Jizno Holiday Spectacular.

Tickets on sale tomorrow on Patreon.

Yes.

Surprise song is going to be going off at Jizno Holiday Spectacular.

Yeah.

Yeah.

To say the least.

We have ideas.

To say the fucking least.

We need carolers.

Should we hire a choir?

Like a gospel choir?

Yeah, it's me and you.

Oh, happy day.

Oh, happy day.

Oh, happy day.

Oh, happy day.

When turdy washed.

When turdy washed.

She washed her.

Her sins.

I know.

It feels weird to appropriate someone's religion.

That's why I changed it.

Oh, okay.

So when Turdy washed the floors away.

She's always washing the floors away.

She's always washed the floors away.

Oh, Turdy's Day.

Oh, Turdy's Day.

Oh, Turdy's Day.

Holiday.

Fa la la la la la la la.

Fa la la la la la la.

Fa la la la la fa la la la.

Turd.

Fa la la la.

Turd la turd.

Turd.

I didn't mean to take a turn on the nice song.

That's okay.

Take a turn.

Turd.

What were we talking about?

Disney of the stars.

Disney.

We were talking about Viso Viglia and Pax.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, we'll have to bring our pillows to Jizno Holiday Spectacular.

Oh my God.

Actually, let me think.

When we were doing Disney, did I have like any sort of pain in my tailbone?

I do think the adrenaline was coursing through us.

Yeah.

And the more we do, the less adrenaline there will be.

Like it'll just be.

No, but this is our biggest venue ever.

We didn't even tell you guys that.

That's true.

It's the biggest show we've ever done by far.

Plus with all my neighbors, like the adrenaline's going to be through the roof.

Yeah.

And with all my haters, your neighbors in the audience, like, I'm going to be even more like lit up.

Yeah.

I actually, like, I don't hate your neighbors, obviously.

I've not met most of them.

They're wonderful.

They're wonderful.

But like as a group, like collectively, obviously I hate them.

Except just know, like when I make fun of your neighbors, I'm never talking about Randy.

And you're never talking about

Drunos Dogwalkers.

Yeah, well, that's Randy and her kids.

I'm not talking about them.

No, those are my queens and my kings.

Are you ready for our next story?

Lady Gaga announces Joker 2 companion album called Harlequin, which she confirms it's not LG7, it's only LG 6.5.

Okay, so you know what's kind of giving?

Huh.

I wonder if you know what I'm going to say.

Like someone releasing a companion album to their music.

Not a companion, but someone releasing an album that they're saying like, this is an album, but it's not like the album.

Oh, someone just did that.

Luke Holmes.

Exactly.

I'll take you with me.

Yeah, he released like a whole album of like songs about fatherhood.

And he was like, listen, this is just like where I'm at right now.

And I wrote all these songs.

Like, obviously, it sounds like the big rocker country.

Sorry, like the big next drop.

But like, this is where I'm at.

It's Father's Day.

Enjoy.

And we did.

Yeah, and we are still.

So, Lady Gaga, actually, you were the one who said that, like, there should be more.

She released Died with a Smile with Bruno Mars, and you said, like, maybe this is part of Joker Fallé Adu.

And after weeks of puzzling fans with cryptic social media posts and billboards, it all leads to Harlequin, the companion album to Joker Fale Adou.

Keeping in theme with the Joker's passionate scribbles, she embodied her role of Lee, a version of Harley Quinn, for the marketing of the new album in a series of Instagram posts that read, I'm ready for my interview, don't tell me what to wear, no duct tape, no mission, amongst others.

Whatever the fuck that means, I haven't seen these movies.

Anyways, original Gagam music is on the way.

In a cheeky billboard, she dubbed Harlequin as LG 6.5, with LG7 still set to arrive early next year.

Oh, she's feeding the little monsters.

Well, I think Lady Gaga has a really strong history of writing music for movies.

Obviously, A Star is Born.

Hold My Hand from Top Gun, literally my favorite song.

That documentary

that she was nominated for an Oscar for with, yeah, I forget the song, but yes.

So Diane Warren.

Yes.

And obviously she has like major songs always, but I do think her, like, the songs she saves for movie projects are kind of major.

Like, they're always really beautiful and really big.

Yeah, well, I mean, to talk about the art of scoring a movie is a really beautiful, big musical composition.

And by the way, maybe this is her way of like trying to get more awards because she's going to be nominated.

She's not going to be up against like Taylor Swift and Diane Warren and Billie Eilish.

She deserves up against scoring.

She deserves Egot.

She is that sort of talent.

Now, of course, she needs to earn it.

I think that she will earn it.

And I totally totally endorse her, you know, taking time from LG7.

She has an Oscar to go on the show.

She has a Grammy.

She has nine Grammys.

Does she have an Emmy?

She was so close to getting it, right?

This is how close Lady Gaga is.

Does she have an Oscar?

Yes.

She won for shallow.

And that's why she remember she was like crying.

Okay.

She's halfway there.

She didn't get the Emmy.

No.

So, oh my God, why is it so annoying, like, hard for people to just tell me what she has?

She's actually ways away.

She needs E.T.

I think she needs E.T.

Yeah, exactly.

She has the go.

She needs the it.

Tony will be a little tougher.

She's going to have to take some time, you know, to New York.

And I don't know if there's really any way to get a Tony that doesn't involve you doing a Broadway show, like, every day on stage.

Like,

like, you don't have to do a movie to win an Oscar.

You can write a song for it.

Like, I don't know if there's like a backdoor way to get a Tony.

I think they really just give it to like the onstage actors.

Yeah, maybe she could.

Is there like a producer of the the year?

Something, a song.

Yeah.

Yeah.

She'll get there.

Yeah.

Although, I don't think that that's actually like a goal of hers.

I think some people, like, they choose their projects based because they want to become an egot.

Like, I actually think Lady Gaga.

She's too much of an artist.

She's not about

shallow things like that.

Wow.

You can't spell egot without ego.

Just saying.

Chilling.

She's not about turd.

She's not about ego.

She's not.

She's the same girl who shouted turd.

No, like, get you a girl that can do both.

I agree.

I think she's not motivated by like silly things like that, like vanity.

Like, I think she really cares about releasing the best work, the best art, the best music.

What are you about to say?

Is egot all about ego?

Sound off in the comments.

Is egot all about ego?

I like that.

I love that.

That should be like a thesis.

If it was a little bit shorter, it could be our title.

Oh, okay.

Putting the ego in egot.

Can you have egot without ego?

Although I do want to say, and I'm going to hold your hand when I say this, I actually think as a podcast, we have too many episodes of Egot in the title.

Like, we weirdly have, remember we had, like, Regot.

Like, we.

We do.

Re-Egot, okay.

Do you remember?

Regot is important because it's someone who's on a Razzie.

Yeah, right.

We did Egot less than Regot.

Like, I actually think we've maxed out on how many times a podcast can put EGOT in their titles.

It's so funny because we're making fun of everyone else for being obsessed with EGOT when it's like, we are obsessed with EGOTs.

it's it's us we're the problem like no one can make one move or win one award without being us how close is elton john to an egot egot tracker actually elton john already has one what about egot tracker

i bet there's a website for that like like for our title just include egot tracker no um i'm very very against as of this moment unless you convince me otherwise of i'm very against putting egot in the title what about i mean i know how to get it like turdy for egot

It actually goes against two principles.

Yeah, Jackie doesn't like having our names in the titles.

Too often.

Yeah.

And they would always be like, dirty and shirty and Jackson Becks.

Like, we could always go off.

I love that.

Turdy and shirty and Jackson Bex.

I love it.

We could always go off with the names.

Like, it's, we have to.

And also, it's limiting.

It doesn't interest new listeners.

It doesn't.

Like, who's dirty?

Who's shirty?

Who's Jackson who's backs?

Right.

Well, it's to say, New Lady Gaga music is forthcoming, so that's something for us, the fans.

Ra-ra-ra-a-a.

Jax, who's like really feeling delirious.

You You did have a very long day.

Roma, Roma.

Gaga, ooh la la.

Well,

30.

When that dance came out, like the cultural reset, like in gym class, the way everybody was doing it.

Yeah, like, and whoever like learned it first the best and fastest was like so cool.

It was like better than TikTok.

It was like the hold down throwdown of its time.

Yeah.

And it was like, oh, you slobs aren't going back and back and back on YouTube.

It was better than TikTok.

Yes.

Thank you.

We were dancing.

These high schoolers, I think they mented dancing, same thing to dancing.

Like, we were doing the Hodan Furtime.

We were doing the Ice Cream Freeze.

We were doing bad romance.

They didn't see us in the living room.

No, they didn't see us.

Doing the damn thing.

And they never will.

Those were the days.

Like, when we used to make up dances, there was such a hierarchy in our family.

Like,

just due to the nature of the order in which we were born, like, Olivia was always put in charge of like the activities that we were, like, we always would, like, go do gymnastics, like things we would want to do.

And Olivia was like, always the coach.

In our family, we have a lot of respect for birth order.

Yeah.

like when we are choosing like rooms on a trip, like I feel like one, other families don't.

And two, I think that's probably like a key to our harmoniousness as a family.

It keeps things fair, even though it's fucking annoying.

Yeah, but like with a lot of

privilege comes a lot of responsibility.

And I always felt like it was very balanced.

And like Margo, you know, you would feel that as like two out of four.

Yeah.

I guess it like was stinkiest for me and you and more so for you.

Every now and then we would go reverse birth order like just to to shake things up.

Like Margo, who's always going to be a little bit more like that.

And it doesn't really change anything for you.

And it doesn't really change anything for me because you're never first, you're never last.

But we also never had it that bad.

Like I think every position can be,

can be argued to be the best.

All is that to say, like every dance we ever choreographed as kids was created, choreographed, produced, styled by Olivia Austray.

Yeah.

That's a lot of pressure for a young kid.

Right, which is why she got to choose her room.

Yeah.

Birth order.

We'll let her have it.

Yeah.

I'm going to readjust my coccydenia.

Oh, okay.

And you have something to do because before you continue, what story are we about to to get to?

We're about to get into number three, but I feel good about letting you know.

You sure?

I feel good about letting you know, if I may.

Oh, sure.

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Pargy Lish, some would say.

Well, our next story is some celebrity news, as you know, stories are around here.

Right.

It's kind of like what we do for a living.

Jennifer Anniston was swatted.

Her home was swatted after a call, a prank call to cops.

So this is like a thing.

This is what the pranksters are doing right now.

Like seriously fucking annoying.

There's an episode of Blue Bloods about this where like this,

the head of communications for Tom Selleck got swatted it was like a prank and literally to get swatted like 50 swats swat teams like show up at your house flashlights guns and you'd like get it's so scary in the middle of the night so jennifer aniston's la home was swatted after a call to cops that the lapt are now investigating so she had one hell of a wake-up call on friday evening as law enforcement told tmz that she was swatted a growing prank targeting many in hollywood law enforcement tells tmz that someone called the cops and told dispatcher he was worried about a friend's well-being but never mentioned her by name.

Per the cops, the caller said his friend was not doing well and supposedly alluded to seeing him on the other side.

We're told the caller then asked cops to do a welfare check, providing only the address and keeping himself anonymous.

Then they're told authorities stopped by the address just after midnight, where they were met by security who were seriously surprised by their arrival.

It was during this time that police learned that they were at Jennifer Anniston's home and cops say they spoke with the actress who assured them everything was okay and that she had no self-harm intentions.

Wait, but that's not swatted.

Like the police, that's called a wellness check.

Like, so the police come, but that's like the regular police who like are at the police station.

Yeah, it's not like helicopters.

That swat is like when they show up in armed, like brink trucks.

Yeah.

So the person who wrote this article didn't understand.

And I'm surprised this doesn't happen more with celebrities just.

Everyone's calling it Jennifer Aniston swatted.

But that's not what it is.

But I'm surprised it doesn't happen more given the sheer fact that celebrities' addresses and like personal information are not protected in their public info and you can find it anywhere.

Yeah, but I guess that when they live in like armed communities.

No, like when you're calling to get get a wellness check on someone like a bit of i inform like should you be able to be anonymous in that maybe the police don't have to tell I think like actually it being able to be anonymous encourages more people to do it which overall is a good thing but why do you need to be anonymous I mean sometimes anonymity is necessary but on the whole like if you're doing a wellness check on someone like

what's the benefit to you being anonymous I don't know and now like the LAPD I mean it's the LAPD hopefully they could trace the phone number right it's giving star six it doesn't sound hard like um and figure out who done this because this is bad on a number of levels.

Like, it's such a waste of police resources.

It's just resources.

It's

speaking of destruction of justice.

I was talking about that today because, like, you're walking through the streets, and there's so many.

Every five seconds you turn around, you hear a police escort.

And you just know it's like some irrelevant diplomat.

Nobody's ever heard of, like, if you're just walking through the street, he should just walk to the UN because nobody knows who diplomats are.

They're literally not famous.

That's a waste of police resources.

Yeah, no, it's like Diplomatic Fashion Week.

They really think that they're the shit.

It's Diplomatic Fashion Week, and they're getting out of these like literally Kendall Jenner, like sprinter vans.

Like they actually think they're such hot shit.

Yeah, I'm happy for them.

Like, but

do your job, man.

This is their week.

Earn that immunity.

It's so true.

You know, I actually used to live in a building.

I'm in my old building.

There was a diplomat who lived in that building.

And one of the elevators, like, didn't even go to the floor that they lived on.

It was a country.

Like, they think they're such hot shit.

Like, seriously, Bernard, no one's like.

The one in my building actually was hot shit.

You know what you're country?

Ah.

Yeah, and it was like a really high security.

Like, it was legit.

Well, no, there's different tiers, right?

Because there's ambassadors, and that's the real deal.

I've seen Passport to Paris, like, that is a big job.

But then there are.

Every Joe Shimeau is a diplomat.

Everyone's a diplomat.

So true.

Like, you get a badge all of a sudden.

You think you're something.

And I know these people are like fucking assholes because they get diplomatic immunity.

So like they travel and their sons are like assholes who go to bars and like roofy girls and they get diplomatic immunity.

Yeah, I've seen SVU.

Yeah, I wanted to ask about diplomatic immunity, but ambassadors are legit.

And I think they're, you know, it's ambassadorship is so interesting.

No, and it's a really important job.

Marjorie Post, when her husband was an ambassador, they were like ambassadors to Russia at like a very hostile time, Cold War boss.

Yeah, and it's like, I feel like sometimes with an ambassadorship, it's like you kind of give it to someone to get rid of them.

Like, oh, yeah, we'll send you to Siberia, literally.

But there are a couple of key ambassadors.

I think the ambassador from U.S.

to Israel is like a really important person.

Yeah, but you could also go somewhere fabulous to be the ambassador.

Yeah, in a country that has like amazing relations with your country and they love you very much.

Like you could be the ambassador to Ibiza.

Yeah.

I don't like, yeah, I don't know.

Ibiza is not a country.

Yeah.

But if you choose to relate to the country, I have to live in the capital.

I know.

Yeah.

But I'm just saying there's fun places to go.

And there's, of course, the diplomatic immunity, which I think is a huge benefit for a lot of people.

So what's that about?

You could just like fuck shit up.

I think, like, with, I don't know if it covers like murder.

Okay.

But you know,

I don't know Google eventually.

I think diplomats have in our country and our diplomats have in other countries so that you can't ever get held in another country against your will.

But like,

did you kill someone else?

Diplomatic immunity is a principle of international law by which certain foreign government officials are not subject to the jurisdiction of local courts and other authorities for both their official and to a large extent their personal activities.

Okay, but are they subject to any jurisdiction?

Do they have to follow the laws of their own country?

Probably.

And it's like

just feels like they don't need that.

Like just behave.

Right.

Like why you want to be like a big official just to break the law?

It's weird.

It's counterintuitive.

And it's like, does that apply to laws that they have there, but we don't have here?

So it's like, you're just not used to it.

It's the cultural difference.

Or all of a sudden, like, no law.

Lawlessness.

That's unthinking.

Interesting.

And there's always an episode of SVE where, like, there's some diplomats kid has a diplomatic immunity and he, like, sells drugs.

Right.

That was just in Perfect Couple.

They thought that he had diplomatic immunity.

Shaker.

Shooter.

Shaker.

Shaker.

Shooter.

Shooter.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Are you sure I was shooter?

A thousand percent.

Are you ready for our next story?

Yeah.

Anyways, Jennifer Aniston, I'm sorry.

That's like really fucking annoying.

I'm sorry nothing happened to you.

Like your security handled it.

They didn't even come up with it.

In the middle of the night, like just like

I would bet my life she didn't even wake up.

They said they spoke to her.

Oh, okay.

Okay.

It was a disturbance, and that's annoying.

She was annoyed.

Headline.

I would definitely wasn't.

I would definitely like take being annoyed and making like $25 million a year off of a show like I worked on 20 years ago.

Right, right, right.

But the headline is Jennifer Addiston was annoyed.

Got it.

Well, it's not the first time, and it won't be the last, so she better get used to it.

Yeah.

Life is full of annoying things.

Our next, so true, Tardine.

Our next story is some content news because 50 Cent is setting his Diddy abuse allegations docuseries at Netflix.

So

he's been working on this for years.

The doc is here.

I love the turnaround time, but it's not even that quick because 50 Cent has been working on this for a while.

Netflix is producing a docu-series from Curtis 50 Cent Jackson about charges of sex trafficking and racketeering, as well as sexual assault and violent abuse allegations against Diddy.

Alexandria Stableton directs the project, which is currently in production.

I

am glad that we had said that like this is such a

long-running thing and so many people are involved.

Like it really needs a documentary because a lot of it is kind of confusing.

And I'm glad that P.

Diddy is a part of it because I do think he has access to things like most filmmakers don't.

I would love to hear.

What did I say?

P.

Diddy.

Oh, sorry, 50 Cent.

I would love to hear, for there are like certain people who I think really need to be a part of it, Aubrey O'Day being one of them.

Obviously, I think P.

Diddy will sit down while also being like behind behind the scenes.

I think he'll also be on camera sharing.

Oh my God.

I think 50 Cent will also be on camera.

It's been such a long day.

Will be on camera in addition to like being behind the scenes and like, you know, using his celebrity to like ask people to be a part of it.

Yeah, I agree.

There's a lot going on in like the Diddy stuff, rumors and otherwise.

I saw like a comment in our comments, like, why aren't you guys talking about the Diddy stuff?

Like, people love people who think we're like a part of like, we're being paid by like big, whatever.

Big Hollywood to like cover up their lies.

And I just want to say, like, I know I'm going to, what I'm going to say is like extreme, but like when people say, like, why aren't the girls talking about XYZ?

Like, seems suspicious.

I feel like those are really anti-Semitic comments.

Like, people are like, they're a part of some Hollywood big conspiracy cover-up.

Oh, I just feel like

a crazy attention.

Kind of like, just like think highly of us that like we're apart privy to the

conversations.

And in those rooms.

And really, I feel like we talk about P Diddy.

We talk about it like every few days when there's tangible news, but like Usher deleting his tweets, like it's sus, but that's not a news story.

That's true.

Like, what's okay, like, it could be a million things.

Then I also talk, and Megan Fox deleted her tweets.

Like, know that she left Twitter like a million years ago.

She didn't delete her tweets because Diddy was arrested.

Right.

So then, like, it's just, it gets into like this.

The weeds.

You have to, like, we'll try to stick to like the facts a little bit.

And, like, oh, when the reef surfaced keeping up clip and Justin Bieber was naked and party.

No, the Justin Bieber, like, rabbit hole is definitely really concerning if you go down it, which I briefly did.

Yeah.

But all's in time.

Yes, I'm not sure.

And thanks to documentaries like these to like really stick to what we know.

Yep.

And I look forward to watching it agreed and i'm grateful for 50 cents agreed every day and today especially is no exception are you ready for our fifth and final story it's a little casting news that has the potential to be really exciting because the legally blonde prequel series

i can't hear any more about legally blonde this on that prequel that never comes at amazon prime video is putting out an open casting call for the series's lead role it's giving nikki blonsky

We will be getting Nikki Blonsky of our time.

Thank you.

This is the Gen Z Nikki Blonsky.

However, like it should be Sabrina Carpenter.

Yeah.

She actually, she is a triple threat.

Although, like, I don't think like filming a prime video show, no matter how iconic this could be, like, really fits into her schedule of being like a pop star.

Not at all.

It fits into my schedule of things I want to watch starting to do.

But it's not a musical, right?

It's just like a.

Yeah, no, it's just a prequel series.

So I guess give it to an actress who's like a prequel

a pretty cute young thing.

Who me?

Literally, pretty cute, young thing.

I'm like tired of getting updates on like, this is not the movie.

Liz blonde three.

This is not the movie.

I know, but it's just like,

don't tell me shit anymore until it's out.

I don't want to hear it.

I do it.

Let's give you the movie.

I feel like they're using like our endless love for Leg Lee Blonde against us.

A thousand percent.

And it's wrong.

It is not right.

Because there's not a lot that's pure in this world, but our love for Leg Lady Blonde is one of those things.

And society's love for it.

So true.

So just like, cast your movie, okay?

Don't bring us into it.

Yeah, just like, get it done.

Get to work.

Get to fucking work, bitch.

Get your fucking ass up.

And speaking of ass, are you okay?

By the way, not me like reading the ads and you going off camera to pick your camel toe.

Like, I was seriously like, you did it to me.

You expected me not to like laugh.

You got up one time, which I didn't even leave frame.

I just pulled my shorts.

Well, I know, but I was like, might as well.

I have, I have space over here.

You don't have space.

That was just like a crazy thing for you to do.

Well, it's been a long day, and I deserved to

situate my shorts.

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