Different Vibes For Different Tribes: Monday, August 5th, 2024

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Good morning, millennials, and happy Monday.

An extraordinarily,

extitutionarily happy Monday.

Happy or Monday?

No, no, happy.

Because my hands.

Right.

Just hands.

in the hands.

Can you finally go back to gesticulating through the roof?

No, if something has felt different in the month of July, it's because Jackie and I were forced due to our circumstances to physically hold our microphones.

And you just can't be the girly swirly self that you want to be when you don't have your hands to talk in, like Jackie said, a gesticular way.

In a gesticular manner.

Also, we've always had mic stands.

So we barely know how to podcast holding our microphones.

We worked all day yesterday to get these mounts set up.

It was not easy, but nothing worth having comes easy we have our hands back i just feel like this really energy is going to be off the charts today i can pet bruno

i can pet bruno coffee drink coffee and scroll my ipad do you know how much we have to do physically when it comes to the show we have to pet the dogs we have to do the ads

we have to drink we have to stay hydrated like there's so much that is involved and to have my hands back i really can't even tell you like how different i feel

hold hands oh my god she's holding my hands

girly it's holding my hands we've never been this close

i agree this summer has been amazing for our relationship.

We've never been this close power seated where we can actually hold hands.

Sometimes we like strive to, but we can't quite grasp.

I don't, your hand feels so unfamiliar to me.

I've like never held it because you don't let me.

You've such a cute little, little, chuggy little hand.

I do have a cute little hand.

I don't know about chuggy.

I didn't mean chugi.

I don't know what I meant.

I meant like squishy.

Yeah.

I just, I made up a word like,

you know?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's what chugg should mean.

Thousand percent.

You said it's a slur.

Yeah, totally.

So I hope everybody had an amazing weekend.

I don't know if anybody had a better weekend than us.

I don't think anyone had a better weekend than us because I don't think anybody could have because we were so poised to have an amazing weekend after having a really big week.

We worked so hard last week.

We literally left every single piece of ourselves on those microphones at the Beacon Theater Thursday night, Friday night, sold out.

Literally, swirly energy took Manhattan by storm.

They had to shut down JFK briefly because they said swirly energy was off the charts in the air.

It's true.

It was such a swirly end of week EOW Friday night at the beacon, which we hadn't recapped because we did our show Friday morning.

Friday night beacon, if you were there, you were there.

And if you know, you know.

Like it was so special.

It was so incredible.

We had the absolute best time.

It was the perfect way to end our run at the beacon.

I'm so sad.

I'm going to miss it so much.

I love the beacon dinner.

I really feel like towards the end of that show, like I finally was starting to enjoy myself.

And the stress kind of just washing over me.

I'm finally comfortable and it's over.

Yeah, no, that's so classic.

That's why we had to add another show because literally the show is getting so good.

It would be disgraceful for thousands of people to miss out.

We were really done with shows.

That would be sad.

And I'm so glad we have one more short show on the horizon.

It's in two weeks, the next weekend at August 17th.

The Borgata in Atlantic City.

And we haven't been to Atlantic City in a minute.

And I just checked my Atlantic City

calendar and it's time for us to go.

Not only is it time for us to go, it's time for us to make a TikTok.

I had an idea.

I know you're going to kill me, but I think it'll be worth it.

You know, in honor of our big show coming up in the big city, Atlantic City, we need to react to like all these scary old photos of ourselves okay we spent like some of our darkest years yeah in Atlantic City like doing dark things yeah and I and the photos represent that darkness right and I think we need to sit down take a look back just we can't move forward without looking back yeah we have to kind of be like unburdened by what has been and then once we do that we're gonna say do not come no but please do come to the atlantic city tickets are available on our instagram check it out on our you know toast podcastpodcast.com slash tour you know where to find linkedin stories etc cetera.

But yeah, Friday Night of the Beacon was a wild ride.

So much fun.

Thank you to everyone who has come to every single show thus far.

It's been incredible.

But then classic us out the stage door, back in the car, back to the Hamptons.

We arrived back in the Hamptons at midnight, which is so insane.

It's so insane.

It was such a long day, but we just wanted to be home to enjoy the weekend with the family.

We had just moved houses.

We loved this new day.

No, to like wake up with the boys.

It was perfect.

And Saturday was the most gorgeous day.

We like laid out by the pool.

It just felt good to like have this sort of major accomplishment under our belts and enjoy a a gorgeous Saturday.

We went out to dinner Saturday night.

We did.

We went out to a fancy dinner.

We got massages yesterday.

Really, a restorative weekend so that we could sit here today, the best versions of ourselves.

It's true.

We had plenty of bread, plenty of sourdough.

We did.

And I will say, it was a near-perfect weekend.

Okay.

Because yesterday, I woke up to some news on a actually personal and business front.

I

find myself in the midst of a kind of brutal legal situation.

Yes, you do.

A lot.

I wanted to thank everybody who alerted me to, and everybody keeps asking me, because I spoke about it on my Instagram, Turdy, tell us the name of the brand.

Turdy, tell us the name of the brand.

As if I would literally ever give a platform to this piece of shit brand.

Like, and they have already stolen my name and likeness to sell their products.

And I'm certainly not going to say the name of this Godforsaken brand on this here podcast or even on my Instagram.

I am seriously, like, my image has been stolen.

I feel so violated.

I'm so sorry.

It's literally a nationwide campaign.

It's not like a, you know, one-off Instagram, Facebook, Instagram.

It is a, you know, multi-platform campaign using my face.

That's so crazy.

I hear this happening to people a lot, mostly, especially in this day and age, a lot of celebrities are struggling with like, you know, these

AI companies like generating actual, this is like a real video that they stole from me.

They're just using your content without my permission.

You or without your permission, which is something so easy that they could have done.

The AI thing, like pretending to enforce it, that's like a whole nother level, but this seems very cut and dry.

And they're also like a digital brand.

Like, why wouldn't they just hire you?

No, no, it's literally an LA-based brand.

They work with influencers all the time.

I have no idea, like, who is getting fired for this.

When I tell you, I spent all night screenshotting like a million.

I've started a file.

My team of seven attorneys are getting, like, I'm so looking forward to my damages.

What should we do when I get my check?

Should we go shopping or should we invest more?

Or spend it, invest in on next to early summer.

Yeah, or maybe I buy a house.

Like, this was such a nationwide campaign.

It was really huge.

And I do think that they were.

Do you think we could retire?

I don't think we could retire, but I think we could put a down payment on a house.

Like that's what, that's sort of expectation I have for me and my team.

Ooh, I love that.

A down payment for next early summer.

Correct.

So just know, don't mess with the turd because the turd fights back.

But it's a part of you, like excited?

That, you know, you're getting more.

They're like paying to put you all around town.

No, of course.

My friend Rachel sends it to me.

She's like, Claudia, it's still up.

It's still up.

I'm like, good.

More money for me.

Oh, but also more exposure.

Yeah, that's true.

I mean, God forbid they choose a piece of content where I'm wearing makeup, of course, to roll out this nationwide campaign.

Of course.

No, is that asking too much that I don't look like a rat?

No, no, no.

That's on me.

Is it like a before situation?

No, no, thank God, thank God.

No, it was just me sitting in my house, like, talking.

Because you hadn't discovered their product yet, right?

No.

No, no, no.

It's like a relatively recent.

It's for people who are.

No, I'm not even saying.

Okay, okay, okay.

But no, it's not, no, if it was like seriously 2021.

That's not what I mean by before.

I would have seriously stormed the office.

Before you discover a product, I didn't think it was like, I've seen the thing.

I I just feel like when it's before, they want it to be, they take like the color out of your skin.

They just want you to be sad before you get to the sky.

They definitely put like a nasty filter.

Discovered your product in your life lit up.

They definitely put an ugly filter on me.

That's for damn sure.

But unfortunately, like it was a piece of content that I chose to put out.

And that's yet again, like us being so authentic.

I, yeah, I was having dinner and I had a thought and I shared it and I wasn't wearing makeup and I don't look perfect and it's not the best lighting and it's not the best angle.

But that, once again, authentic to a fault.

Turdy keeps it real.

A little too real.

You know who's keeping it real?

Romeo and Bruno, who are like

fornicating, wrestling.

They've been watching a lot of Olympic wrestling and they're like, you know, everybody else is in the pool.

So no, they've really been inspired by judo.

Turdy did a cartwheel.

I did.

Anyone else, like, I feel inspired with the Olympics just to see if they can still do a cartwheel.

Like from everyone like growing up could do a cartwheel.

It's like not a flex when you're like a 30-pound 11-year-old.

But, you know, as a big woman, it's not as easy.

I haven't had that curiosity.

Could you still do the cartwheel?

Hell yeah.

And then I kept, once I did it, like I sort of greased the wheels.

I did it like four more times.

I ended up doing a round off too.

I feel like for me, it's not about the physicality.

It's about being upside down and like queasy.

No, you're not upside down for literally more than half a second.

But like that's,

I think that like scares me, Ana.

The concern is, and it should be for you, is your back.

I woke up with like a little like tweak in my back today.

I was like, I don't know.

It was kind of scary just to like be free falling like that.

No, for me to do a 360 with my head upside down, like that.

gives me the willies.

I think you should do it in the backyard today.

I will, but I'm telling you, like, I'm going to get nauseous, but I have Zofran.

Yeah, you could do it with a Zofran.

So, Atlantic City Tickets, the TrustPodcast.com slash tour.

Come see us.

We're going to have so much fun.

We're getting our showgirl outfits ready.

We have some really fun stuff prepared.

Like, of course, you're going to get the girly spoiler night out, but we're also going to do something that we've never done before.

And that's all I'm going to say.

And we're not, we are not going to tell people.

You're going to want to be a part of it.

There's something so major.

I thank you for reminding me.

Going down at this Atlantic City Tour.

Just like let them know there's something.

It's something we've never done before.

I don't think we would ever do it again.

And it's very, very exciting.

So if you're already down the shore, what a fun night out.

If you're looking to take a girls trip, one last girls trip for the summer, make it Atlantic City.

Stay at the Borgata.

Come to Girly Swirly's Night Out.

Or if you're just in the Jersey area, come see us.

Yes.

Thank you so much.

And maybe we'll be wearing, you know, Dolce ⁇ Gabbana because with my check, I can buy us new outfits.

Oh, sweet.

Well, I want to wear Dolce and Gabibana because we went to Gurney's yesterday.

We had amazing massages.

Thank you to Gurneys.

We went to the spa and they have this collab with Dolce and the whole hotel is outfitted in Dolce.

It's the crazy, like every umbrella, every beach, every pool float, every plate.

It's like so cool.

I feel like I'm at Courtney Kardashian's wedding.

Yeah, no, it's really, it's a sick vibe.

I didn't know that that's what was happening over there.

We would have, I mean, we would have gone sooner, except we went as soon as we could, but I want to go again now just to be a part of Positano.

No, the vibes were immaculate yesterday.

Yeah.

And not to like brag, but we kind of had an amazing weekend and I'm about to inherit like a lot of money.

So that's very exciting.

I I do feel like we deserve the amazing weekend and like everyone has been on this journey with us is probably really happy for us that we had a restorative weekend.

You know, when we buy lottery tickets, which I do all the time, especially when we're together, the days leading up to the actual reading of the numbers like have a sort of genetic qua to it because the potential, the possibility of you becoming a multi-multi-billionaire like is real for those 72 hours.

And that's kind of how I'm feeling today with this brand.

Like I don't know what I'm going to get.

Maybe I'll get like $200.

Maybe I'll get way more than that.

And the possibilities make today gives, are you feeling that energy?

Like the sort of anything is possible excitement?

I do feel that anything is possible excitement because it's a Monday.

It's the start of a beautiful new week in the midst of swirly summer and anything is possible.

Anything.

Even if you're not like waiting on your check because you're suing someone.

But I hope you are waiting on a check.

I hope a check is coming your way.

Maybe, you know, it's like those chain texts you used to send like or eye messages.

Like, if you don't send this message to a thousand people, like you're going to not win a thousand dollars.

Like send this podcast to someone if you want to come into some money.

I love that.

And if you don't send it to someone, like we still love you.

We do.

But why wouldn't you?

I should read my horoscope.

I bet it says I'm coming into money.

I'm sure it does because I feel like they say that every time.

So you keep buying your horoscope because you think your money's coming.

Facts.

Also, keep in mind, they say Mercury is coming to retrograde.

So like all the annoying bitches with bad behavior are about to start acting out and blaming it on that.

So just stay safe.

Like mark yourself as safe.

Maybe stay inside this weekend.

I think it's like next week or this week.

Mercury is in retrograde.

And it's like, oh my God, no wonder I've been so crazy.

It's like, no, you're just an animal.

So just keep that in mind.

The crazy bitches who blame the behavior on Mercury being in retrograde, it's coming up.

But I do feel like the toasters are just such a mature audience that by this point in their lives, they're no longer super tight with those people.

It's so true.

And their behavior is not affecting them.

And maybe there are a couple toasters who are those type of people, but they're self-aware enough to be here.

Like, yeah, yeah.

You know?

Yeah, no problem.

Everyone needs a crazy friend.

Do you ever sit back?

Well, you probably don't, but does anybody else listening sit back and think, like, am I the crazy friend?

You might be the crazy friend in the sense that, like, you always have the stories, but like, you don't lead your life.

I guess your life is like a little crazier than the average, but no, you're not the crazy friend.

The crazy friend is the one who just like, you know, didn't charge their phone, went out.

You know what I mean?

Like,

irresponsible, does it for the story?

But I think you're like in bed with a face mask by 11 p.m.

But it depends on like which group of friends.

I actually think, like, with my high school group of friends, you are the crazy friend.

They're so normal.

They're so traditional.

Like, they're all just like lovely, well-kept, sound-of-mind individuals.

I do think I am the crazy friend of that group.

I agree with that because the bar for crazy is very low.

Yeah, because they just are so stable.

And you're the only one who like lives a little bit out of the box.

Yeah.

But it's a lovely box.

No, it's true.

It's true.

But then I think other groups of friends, I'm so conservative and traditional.

Like you guys are wild at your own.

So you're still relative.

Correct.

Get yourself a friend who could do both.

And that's on range.

That is.

But no, and then we also have some crazy friends.

Do we have them?

And we adore them.

Adore.

And they are worthy.

They are such wonderful friends and people.

And our lives and our friendships and our friend groups would not be the same without them.

So true.

So maybe don't cut too hard on the crazy.

No, and it's important to actually have friends from all different levels of crazy levels of because you need different things at different times.

Sometimes you need advice.

Sometimes you need a laugh.

Sometimes you need a good time.

Sometimes you need to feel a little better about your situation.

Sometimes you need a friend who's going to tell you what you want to hear.

And then sometimes you need a friend who's going to tell me what you need to hear.

Like

different vibes for different shades.

For different tribes.

Much, much better.

Okay.

Tell me about

tribes, too.

I feel like we have like 11 stories to tell you.

We do.

We have like 11 stories that will be grouped into five based on similarities in their elk.

Based on gender.

They will be grouped into five based on gender.

That's for damn sure.

So yeah, there's just like a lot to catch up on.

Nothing like, oh my God, you know, Taylor and Travis are dating.

Right.

She's pregnant.

Right.

But all good.

And I think the people who are a part of them could be really proud of everything that they've accomplished.

They've contributed to society today.

To the toast today, yeah.

Well, of course, yeah.

And you should be glad to be a part of it, to be a part of the fast five.

And I'm excited because if there was ever a day to do 11 stories, it's a day where I have my hands back.

Like, hello.

It's true.

It's true.

I don't know if you guys can hear this ASMR on the mics.

Oh, I can hear it.

Yeah.

Oh, you could start snapping.

You could clap.

We haven't been able to clap.

Like, that's kind of energy you can expect today.

You need like long nails that like tip tap.

My ring taps against my aura ring.

I don't know if you guys could hear it.

It's like,

that's like girl things.

Like, how much

noise do you make when you talk?

Or when you type too, like.

I don't think I make a lot of noise when I talk.

You're not a person who moves and makes sound.

Do you know what I mean?

Like, you, you could kind of like a mouse in that sense where I'm sort of like a gorilla.

Like, if I'm coming, you are gonna hear and you're gonna be scared.

No, I've also realized recently, like, I don't breathe a lot.

Like I feel, I notice that I take, it sounds like I'm sighing a lot.

And I've noticed it because I'm in the house with other people.

So I hear myself and I'm like, oh, they're going to think I'm like a sigh.

But I realized, no, it's just me breathing, like realizing my body, realizing that I haven't breathed.

Yeah, I think there's three types of breathers.

One that you just mentioned, like you literally forget to breathe.

So you breathe every couple of minutes.

Even when I was like at the doctor, when I was pregnant, Dr.

Fox told me I had a runner's pulse, like very low and steady.

They say you forget to run, you forget to breathe when you run.

The second type of breather is the bed.

Gorilla breathing 45 times every second.

Right.

And then there's people like me who don't really think much about their breathing.

Like they just breathe.

It's just something that you do intuitively.

It's supposed to be alive.

You're supposed to do.

I don't do it for like attention like you guys.

Like it's just.

Like I always thought I was that way, but I've realized recently like I don't breathe a lot.

Even when we get spray tans and they're spraying the face and they say hold your breath.

I'm like.

I already was.

I already was.

Right.

I'll just start.

I'll just stay doing what I was doing.

That's a really good point.

Right.

That's when I really realized it.

Like I don't, I don't breathe a lot.

Yeah, just a fun fact about her.

Not to brag or anything.

But then I take like a really deep breath and it sounds like a sigh.

And I've like Zach would be like, what's wrong?

I'm like, you have so much on your mind.

I'm like, no, I'm just, like, I just took a breath.

That's good.

You should do that more.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Take more breaths.

It works for me.

So that's a little fun fact about me as we all get to know each other here.

On a deeper level using our hands.

On a deeper level in our new masculine podcast studio.

They're just.

Hands.

Now, I think because we do have like 11 stories, it might be time.

But you let me me know.

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Our first story.

The celebs were out this weekend at Charlie XCX's birthday party.

The singer celebrated her 32nd birthday at a star-studded bash on August 3rd.

She partied into the early hours of her 32nd birthday bash as she celebrated with several stars, including Lord, Glenn Powell, Anya Taylor Joy, and many more names.

The stars were photographed walking into Charlie's party, including Nellie Furtado, Tallulah Willis, Scout Willis, Gracie Abrams.

Yeah, so much came out of this party.

First of all, I've somehow ended up on like a side of TikTok showing me every time Charlie XTX has like clearly been like partying and like doing something nefarious, if you know what I mean, you know?

Oh, oh, cool.

You know, I think I know.

So you just know like this was a party filled with that sort of like nefarious energy, you know?

And if you guys know what I'm talking about, you know what I'm talking about.

Didn't know she, I knew like what circles she like operated within, but I didn't know like how

many celebrity, many celebrity friends she had, although I do think it's largely in part because of this moment she's having like in culture, you know, Brad Summer, everybody wants to be a part of it.

Oh, celebs are out, there's a party, whose is it?

Oh, let's go for sure, but she's also been like a singer famous for like 10 years.

That's true, even though she's never been as big as she is right now.

Like, I'm sure over the years, she's developed some friendships for sure.

Um, for me, this

had so many like of my wires crossed because when I I think of Charlie XCX, and this is just, you know, my experience, like my experience coloring my opinion, once opening for Taylor, now fighting with Taylor.

I think she hates Taylor Swift.

And over last week, she released a collab with Billie Eilish, who also obviously hates Taylor Swift and Taylor hates her too.

Slay.

And so I was just thinking, like, this is a party of people who hate Taylor Swift.

But then Sabrina Carpenter was there.

Gracie Abrams was there.

I was like, Lorde was there.

And to me, Lorde is like this great mystery because she's an integral part of so much of the lore when it comes to like the, so much of the lore when it comes to taylor specifically 1989 jack antonoff the leaning gentleman of it all and it's clear to me like these two bitches hate each other and lord was there like partying with billy and it was just like giving like the i hate taylor club lord hates taylor that's what i think like yeah they're not friends they're not friends i don't think so it's just really weird that sabrina and gracie were there yeah

and so like if this was like anyone's time to shine it was dumois like duma was working overtime yesterday like getting you know tips and tricks and of course we have to take everything dumois says with like the tiniest grain of salt but like like one thing that she did say that stuck out to me was like Gracie Abrams and Glenn Powell were like flirting flirting like like together the whole night like a vibe and let's talk about that I don't see it but let me pull up Gracie Abrams I actually do see it I need to pull up Gracie Abrams even though I'm loving us

and I yeah the only thing I know about her the way she looks is like her album cover because I'm always listening to us and that JJ Abrams is her dad oh of course nobody meant in a physical sense like what she looks like she's like just like you know what she looks like she looks like a little girl you know is she too young for him bro oh i don't think so i don't think it was weird like that i feel like he's old no she's 24.

oh so she's not too young like frontal lobe's coming in next year next year she'll be totally

the thing is you don't really even need a frontal lobe to talk to him because he seems like such a great guy what's so exciting about this is that glenn powell is obviously at the top

Okay, it's nice.

He's at the top of his game.

He has been for a while.

People are obsessed with him, but he's obviously having a moment right now.

And I don't think he's had like a relationship, like a celebrity relationship.

He was with that girl for so long.

And then when the Sydney Sweeney thing happened, they broke up at the same time.

Everybody thought it was connected.

It wasn't.

So we haven't had like him being seen with it with a with a girly.

And this is the first time.

And it's exciting.

And I don't think it's like the OTP.

I think it was probably just like harmless flirting.

I don't think they're going to, you know, get married, but I'm grateful for the moment.

Yeah.

Or they were even just like standing next to each other.

Anyone can say anything.

Yeah.

Flirting is literally the most subjective term.

It's so true.

It's

talking with your hands.

We're flirting.

Oh my God.

Give me that hand, girl.

They were spotted holding hands.

Yeah, I'm just excited that we have this type of story to talk about.

And I want more of this energy from Glenn Powell.

Like,

I didn't even ship him in Sydney Sweeney so much, but I was kind of obsessed with the photos and the journey.

And I need more of that because he's so eligible and he's so all-American.

And it's just like, he could have anyone.

Yeah, but like, if they were flirting at the party, that's probably the first time they've met and just like we're talking.

And now it's a thing before it's even a thing to even get each other's phone numbers.

So, I feel like that ruins it and puts so much pressure on it.

And everyone's talking about them, and it's like a little, it's weird to exist like that.

So true, it's ruining it.

I don't think anything is going to come from this, but you know what?

If it did, like, I wouldn't be mad because I like the two of them individually.

Another big mind.

And I could see him being a fan of JJ, and she just needs to be careful that he's not using her to get to JJ.

By the way, that's so true.

Must be really hard to date in this industry when you're Gracie Abrams, dead, seriously.

For sure, especially an actor.

But, but the good thing about Glenn Powell is like, he, at this point in his career, like doesn't need help.

Like, he's at the top of his team.

But a real up-and-comer, that could be dangerous.

Like, J.J.

Abrams level.

He's like about to be there.

Why?

He was in Top Gun.

Like, he actually, like, it's fine.

But, like, Oscar.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Another big moment that everyone's talking about from this party is Rosalia showing up with like a bouquet of flowers, but the flowers, like, are made of cigarettes.

That's very, I want to say, like, Charlie XCX coated.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's nice.

It's funny.

Sweet.

Sweet.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

All the girlies were out.

And that's great.

You love to see the girlies having a good time.

No, no.

Certain sect of girlies.

The pop girlies were out.

Yeah.

Sabrina.

Sabrina.

Charlie.

Billy.

Was Sabrina with her man?

I didn't see him, but I did.

You got Sabrina and Glenn.

Like, seriously, I would die.

I'm obsessed to get married.

So cute.

Yeah.

We should add Glenn to our list.

We should add Glenn to our list.

It's been a while.

And then maybe see if there's anyone there for him.

Clickardashian.

Okay.

Glenn.

Watch.

He's like already on it.

That's the saddest for someone when I go to put them on.

And they're already there.

And they're already there.

Okay.

Glenn.

Isa Gonzales like got married, right?

What?

She's like in a serious relationship last I saw.

She's always on our list of eligible.

She invented the list.

She stays on it.

She stays on it.

Glenn.

Was he on there?

No, he wasn't.

There's really no one here for him.

There's no one here for him.

But it's nice.

But I also feel like he likes like more of regular people.

I agree.

Like, even his last relationship was, she wasn't regular.

She was like

a model, but she wasn't, you know, a big name.

Yeah.

She was very much could go to the grocery store.

Yeah.

So nice.

So nice.

To be able to go to the grocery store.

But what that's like, we don't know.

We told at the beacon theater four times.

Like, sorry.

It's so true.

Anyway, so fun times were had.

I feel like it's not as often as it used to be that like people go out and get paparazzi and they're leaving the club and they're just like living life and having fun and getting photographed.

Everything is like so posed.

It's so true.

And there was a time when like this was happening every weekend.

It was like the Hills era.

No, it's giving like Lindsay, Brittany, and Paris in the back of their car.

And that's what these like young hot things should be doing.

And I'm glad to see them like having a great night out.

That's a really good point.

We don't get like club rat nights like this anymore.

So oh, Addison Ray was there too.

Oh, I saw.

Thankful to Charlie X.

Charlie X is definitely like at the helm of the movement of like making partying like a thing again.

Yeah, that's what I see.

I don't mean Hollywood parties anymore.

That's what I've seen from Brat.

Yeah, that's big.

That's true.

Or they just don't party in like the way that they used to.

Maybe it's more like house parties and private stuff, but they're not like falling out of the Uber and walking into the club anymore.

Yeah, it's very much like the early 2000s was like cocaine energy.

And now I think we operate in like the weed and mushrooms energy, which are different vibes.

You're not going to the club and like smoking weed and doing mushrooms.

You're like sinking into a couch.

Yeah.

And Charlie X is definitely bringing that like 90s cocaine energy back.

Bringing people back to the club.

Yeah, we love that.

Okay.

Happy birthday, Charlie.

HBD.

See?

Are you ready for our next story?

I am.

Zach Efron says he is happy and healthy following a hospitalization for a swimming pool incident in Spain.

That's like a loaded headline.

Zach Efron is on the mend.

He was involved in a minor swimming incident in Spain, but he shared an upgrade to his Instagram stories on Sunday.

He said, happy and healthy, alongside a photograph of himself lifting weights while lying on top of an exercise ball.

So he was staying at a villa in Ibiza when he had a minor swimming incident while using the pool on Friday.

He was taken to the hospital for precautionary measures and was released the next morning.

He is fine, his rep said.

I'm glad to hear he's fine, but like,

What does that mean?

No.

How do you just go to the hospital for a minor swimming incident?

Yeah, like where you found like face up in the pool.

Like, right.

What?

And you know what?

I need Zach Evron to seriously be more careful.

He is always ending up like in these near-death situations.

He definitely is like an adrenaline junkie.

And we need Troy Bolton to stay with us.

Yeah.

I seriously need him to calm down.

I need him to, he's always traveling to like far-off places with that stupid Netflix show.

He's been hospitalized in urgent, more urgent situations than this before.

So, and I feel like we don't even know the seriousness of that prior situation.

Yeah, that one was bad.

But I just, yeah, I need him to like, he's always doing so much.

Like I do less.

Like, I feel so worried.

I'm worried sick about him.

No, I am.

And I do feel like it takes a toll on him.

Dude, what is he running from?

Seriously, he's like always running to like this crazy edge of a cliff.

Maybe he needs to go to therapy instead of Ibiza.

I feel like he's doing all of it.

Yeah.

He's doing it.

Do you think there's more to this pool story?

Or what, like, he scraped his knee and no, and like, I hate to go like so dark, but like, what do you do in Ibiza?

Like, you party.

Right.

And you get drunk and you're like, you experiment with things you've never done.

Like, he, obviously like he didn't just like lose his floaty no he didn't like forget how to swim i think it was like you know a party trick gone wrong damn but then for him to post i guess too that you want people to know you're okay but this does minim minimalize and you don't want like things to come out before you have the chance to like get ahead of it but like for him to post like working out

i guess it's like proving like if i can work out i'm fine yeah

he's just like seriously i feel like he's so reckless and i care about him and i want him to sort of reel it in and be a little bit more conservative.

Like

you have so many people who care about you, two of them sitting right here.

Right.

Does that mean nothing to you?

No, I, I, I know, but then he's also like in such great health and great shape.

Like he clearly like, and he's very much like in the wild adrenaline junkie, like he, in a positive way, like nature.

Yeah.

Fresh air.

No, no.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Like I, I actually don't on a

you know, real level.

Like I don't understand Zach Efron.

I love him.

I don't get him.

Yeah.

And I i actually think if we were to be like stuck in a room together we wouldn't even get along like i think we have nothing in common except that we both love zac ephron right but the way he's behaving is behaving like he doesn't love zac efron so true so you don't have that in common perhaps and that's unacceptable and that's where i personally as a zach efron fan draw the line understood well get well soon even though you're well clear apparently allegedly apparently and just be safe out there guys you know where did romeo go he's right here oh okay

oh both boys have finally like rested my god they were being nuts they were being nuts it only took 34 minutes They just love each other so much.

We really can't fault them.

They're like being good.

I know.

You know?

Oh, they're so good.

They're so good.

Okay.

Are you ready for our next story?

I guess.

Cuba Gooding Jr.

No, I'm not ready.

Is turning to Christ after years of scandalous headlines and he premiered his new Christian movie in the Hamptons.

Like, why is he always in the Hamptons?

Yeah.

Not only.

I guess because he's between New York and the Hamptons.

I just want to say, and I think the Christian girlies will agree with me on this, like, has Christ not been through enough?

Like, Cuba, leave him alone.

I, there is nothing this man could do to make me like him, but try.

So, he seems to be relying on Jesus Christ to get him back into Hollywood's good graces after years of scandal that brought his flourishing movie career to a halt.

Once Tinseltown's top leading man, he is co-starring in The Firing Squad, a Christian film based on a true story about prisoners who find Christ as they await execution in an Indonesian prison.

Okay, I just want to say that movie sounds amazing because I end up on TikTok sometimes with like these groups that go to prisons and baptize people.

And like, you know, if if you stick with the program long enough, they actually coordinate like your family getting, like you go in and visit your family.

I'm obsessed with watching people in prison get baptized.

Like it's beautiful.

Kevin Sorbo is also in the movie.

Who's that?

He plays Frank Atwood.

Ryan Atwood's dad.

Okay.

Like, are you saying Frank Atwood?

Like, as if I would know who the fuck that was?

Everybody knows Frank Atwood.

Ryan Atwood is a main character.

Frank Atwood is like, I seriously, I didn't even know who you were talking about for like 11 seconds.

Sound off in the comments.

Like, would you know Frank Atwood anywhere anytime?

Sound off.

Please.

Yes.

Sound off in the comments.

Would you know Frank Atwood?

I thought you were talking about for a second, William H.

Macy, because he plays Frank Gallagher.

And then you turned around the picture and it was like this old man with long hair.

I was like, oh, it's William H.

Macy.

Frank Gallagher.

So he hosted a private screening of the film at an East Hampton estate.

People were crying, according to page six.

He gave a speech introducing the movie and quipped, I thought you were going to have fried chickens and hot dogs, but you got like real rich people food.

Why is that a part of the story?

No, No, literally.

Anyways,

he did some karaoke.

Oh, please.

Okay, I am.

This is like a view.

You cannot cover the wool over my eyes.

Like, you, there's obviously some sort of campaign trying to be put together by Cuban and his team to like get the public to forget.

One thing about Turdy, she's an elephant.

She never forgets.

I also just want to say, like, based on this article, like, I'm not convinced that he's turned to Christ.

I think he turned to Christ for the role in his new movie.

And then, like, a lot of times, Zach Efron is the king of this.

Like, you really, when you're doing press for the movie, like, you really get into into the thing that you're promoting and the character that you are.

So, I think that this is a character for him.

I don't think that he's like found Christ.

No, me neither.

And I want to say two things can be true.

Like, this movie actually sounds incredible.

Like, if it ever were to be like, you know, on TV, like, I would watch it.

But I also don't believe Cuba Gunning Jr.

I think, I think we all know why.

And I think that you can keep trying, but like, it will be my mission to make sure nobody believes you.

Yeah, nobody forgets.

And it's not like he's really done anything to like to warrant like our moving on.

Yeah.

And it was like as of like two years ago where he was still acting this way.

So please.

So please.

And now behavior there spanned seriously 20 years.

Your character in a movie found Christ.

So you did?

I don't think so.

Right.

It's art is not imitating life here.

No, not at all.

And just because you find Christ, like then, then the work begins.

It's not like, oh, found, we're done, absolved.

Yeah.

Like the work begins.

So true.

And it really is crazy, though, because Cuba Gooding Jr., and I was was realizing this when I went on my historical fiction, like every night watching a movie when I watched Pearl Harbor.

Literally, Pearl Harbor is one of the biggest movies I've ever made.

And Cuba Gooding Jr.

is in it.

I forget what else I was watching that he was in.

He,

it was before my time.

So I didn't really understand like the breadth of his career.

Like he's actually so successful.

It's crazy.

Yeah.

I don't really like associate.

My first socially conscious memory of Cuba Gooding Jr.

is, of course, Snow Dogs.

Yes, of course.

And then he got that role in Ryan Murphy's.

He played OJ.

OJ, thank you.

I couldn't remember.

And to me, I was like, oh, that's nice.

He got this role, this small little actor.

Right.

He is not a small little actor.

He's kind of major.

And I didn't really know that.

Yeah.

But that's not me.

That's not me.

Are you ready for our next story?

No.

He's also in Gladiator, by the way, which I think is like...

He's major.

He's, I mean, Gladiator's major, major.

And I think he's major in it.

He's in like so many major, major things because he's kind of major.

Yeah.

Not to me.

He will never be major.

He never was major and he never

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Our next story, some big news from the Morgan Wallen conversation.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Lots of things.

So, first of all, Morgan Wallen performed at Arrowhead Stadium.

He rocked the stage at Arrowhead.

Travis Kelsey, Patrick Mahomes, and Chris Jones walked out with him, like a very hyped up walkout on stage.

That is like a thing he does.

Like his.

entry to stage is like a whole big ta-da and he walks.

It's like a camera's following him.

It's all live.

He walks from his dressing room to the stage.

And along the way, he always has like local celebrities.

Like in New York, he had Eli Manning, like local recognizable folks.

And of course, who's more Kansas City?

Who's more Arrowhead than Patrick and the crew?

Right.

And so they walked out with him, which was very exciting.

The crowd was excited.

But

also, a man was arrested for making a terrorist threat against Travis and Patrick Mahomes at the Morgan Wallin show.

So a man was arrested for threatening to shoot them.

at Arrowhead Stadium in Kansas City, Missouri on Friday night.

A man named Aaron Brown has been charged with a felony after he allegedly threatened on social media to shoot the Super Bowl champions at the concert.

Jesus Christ, like, are people fucking okay?

No, they're not okay.

That's crazy, man.

Like, of course.

Like, why can't we just have something nice?

Like, look at Travis.

It's also a crazy comma man, but it's also a crazy man.

It's a, it's crazy, man, and a crazy man.

Totally.

I like that.

Um,

okay, I'm not going to choose to focus on like the negative, crazy terrorists.

Like,

work on yourself.

Like, seriously,

seek help.

Get out.

You are not okay.

Um, let's talk about like Travis.

Like, let's talk about Travis because I actually found this surprising, like, given his relationship, that he would be so closely associated with Morgan.

Not that there's anything, any beef between Morgan and Taylor, but Morgan is this sort of persona non grada.

Yeah, I feel like radioactive.

Like, Taylor, like,

would not approve.

I would have thought that too, like, maybe a couple of months ago.

But what's very clear about these two is like, they don't give a fuck.

Like, they really do whatever they want.

And Travis, like, has his interests, you know, and Travis's interests are his interests.

And I could see Travis like playing football to Morgan Wallen.

Playing football to Morgan.

Oh, music.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

No, I think that it's not that she cares about like perception because clearly like Travis is, he can, you know, go ruin his own reputation.

But I would have thought that as a girlfriend, you'd be like, I don't want you to do that.

But like, I agree, he has his own interests.

This is a huge moment.

Like, yeah, everybody listens to Morgan Wallen.

He's performing on his CD.

I'm like, who else is going to walk out with him?

No, we're at this weird intersection when it comes to Morgan Wallen, where like he's largely been ignored, but he is unignorable.

So like, where do we go from here?

And like popular media, like nobody really acknowledges him.

Like the CMAs, like he is this sort of persona non grata but at the end of the day he's doing things just as big as taylor swift he's playing the same arenas as taylor swift so he is this like he's like this force right and also like people love him and travis kelcey at the end of the day is a man of the people who likes music and probably finds himself listening to a lot of morgan wallen so even though like institutions have ignored him like people and and celebrities like they all are going to his concerts everyone loves his music no it's really it's like this weird thing that's going on with Morgan Wallen and it's like when are we gonna like think

it's been going on um

so I wasn't like that surprised by this because I feel like anything maybe a year ago I would have thought that like Taylor and Travis would like how they would operate they they don't operate in the way that I thought that they would like they actually just do what they want and they like don't really care so nobody's very much in line with that about like their image there's really nothing that they could do that would change how people feel about unless it's you know break up right or or that would garner bad press like the media loves them like seriously there's nothing that they could do i just would think that like as his girlfriend she would be like you know when you tell your husband like i don't want you to do that Literally, me every day.

Yeah, but I kind of love that she didn't.

That she didn't.

Yeah.

Because she, because she's like, he's not, but she also has to be like cool, you know?

She's a steal girlfriend.

But she has to be cool.

And like, Patrick and Brittany were there.

So it's like, what, Taylor's going to tell all of them not to go?

Because they're like this kind of force of them.

They're like always going out to dinner and meeting spotted together.

I think she quickly read the situation and was like, this is not a battle.

This is not my hill to die on.

Yeah.

And like Patrick and Brittany there also makes it better.

Yeah.

Like it's, he's in with the group.

Like, it's just go.

Yeah, totally.

I I think this is great.

Like seriously.

I do think it ultimately is great.

You could hear from the video like everyone was so excited to see them.

It's so perfect.

I'm happy for the people of Kansas City.

Like that's cool to see.

I'm happy for Morgan that he got to rock the stage at Arrowhead.

I'm happy for Travis that he got to see Morgan rock the stage at Arrowhead.

And yeah, who else would have walked out with him now thinking about it?

And I'm sorry, like not to be toxic.

I can't talk about.

Morgan Wong without talking about Luke Homes, who also made news last night.

He had a show, I forget where, big stadium show, and he brought out his two friends who he's known since high school.

They have this um fantasy football league, and they all it was like a bunch of people, and they all decided like whoever lost had to go out on stage and sing a whole song by themselves on Luke Hombs' tour.

Too bad you're not a part of it.

No, I'm devastated.

Two of his friends from high school they both lost, and they sing walking in Memphis like by themselves, like seriously, some of the worst singing you've ever heard in your life.

It was so funny, but I did kind of want to hear Luke Hombs sing Walking in Memphis.

Totally, give it to us, please.

That is so funny.

It could be the new fast car.

Literally, that's really, really funny.

Too bad I don't play fantasy football with luke combs

if only i'd known walking in memphis are you ready for our fifth i chose like the worst teams like the worst players and then literally i would have ended up winning totally because it's never what you expect yeah

who do you think will win the super bowl this year

who is like in contention it's like the same right the 49ers no games have been played so just like throw out a name let's see what happens the 49ers i think the 49ers too i really feel like it's their time I do think it's their time.

Who do they lose to this year?

The Chiefs in the Super Bowl.

Oh, they were in the Super Bowl.

Right.

They were.

Yeah.

Okay.

Okay.

Well, that's fun.

At least like the two best teams aren't in the same league.

That happens sometimes where it's like they can't make it to the Super Bowl because they can never beat that other team.

Yeah.

So that's good.

Yeah.

And I do.

I feel it's the 49ers time.

And I think we should all collectively, wow, what an exciting thing.

Like, okay, this is like kind of a great time of year because this is how like men feel right now.

Well, no, no, that's not what I was going to say.

But yes, I know what you're talking about.

It's a great time of year because it's like with each month that passes, it's like, oh, July is over.

But then you get August, which is such a great month.

And this latter half of the year, it's like, while, yes, it's sad, like every good month is gone, the next month bears something amazing as well.

No, and all vibes, Thanksgiving.

And the latter half of the year greater than the first half.

I mean, that first half is so fucking dreadful.

There are some times where you seriously have nothing to look forward to.

Yeah.

January, February, March, April, like until Memorial Day, honestly.

Like

to look at some sort of study.

Although I feel like you can say anything these days and there's a study to support it.

Like studies mean nothing to me.

100%.

But I do feel like there's some sort of study where like mental health, like depression is at an all-time high.

Like, and it gets worse, January, February.

It keeps getting worse.

And then like the sun comes out and we're okay.

Yeah, but that's also chemical.

Like vitamin D is good for you.

A lack of vitamin D is bad for you.

So true.

It's at the end of the day.

It's going to be all sorts of benefits.

It's going to be about the chemicals.

It's and the vitamins.

And the nutrients.

And nature and the architect, right?

Of course.

At the end of the day, it all comes down to the architect.

I I was thinking about the architect this morning.

I was thinking about the architect all weekend.

When I peed this morning, I was like, even something as small as an apple

that's simple and somehow complex.

Like, it's, she's so right for that.

Like, an apple is everything.

No, and it's a great example of like God.

The design of it.

Like, every piece of it is useful.

So true.

Which is why I'm now like caught up on like things in our society that are not useful and regenerative.

Regenerative.

Regenerative.

Regenerative, we're missing something.

No, and if it ain't regenerative, like turdy ain't playing.

I think we're missing something.

That's so not true.

I think we're missing something is what I'm saying.

Yeah, no, we got to go back to our regenerative

regenerative and we're missing it.

And I think you're degenerative.

How about that?

I think you're regenerative.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Say that fuck times ass.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story, which is finally, we switched things up today, but it's finally our Olympics recap.

Oh, you know what?

Let me say this.

I like having the Olympics recap at the end.

Well, it makes sense for today because because there wasn't like an overwhelmingly huge story that there's nothing else to talk about.

But today we're finally getting some of the Olympic village tea that is our favorite part of the Olympics.

Yeah.

A couple things happening at the Olympics.

Also, women's gymnastics had a big morning.

We'll recap that tomorrow, like when we watch everything.

Oh, really?

If we recap it, but yeah.

No, I think let's recap it now.

It's because everyone's talking about it right now.

SUNY fell off the beam.

Okay, well, nobody placed in American Beam, which doesn't worry me.

Like, beam is this sort of.

Well, they're winners, and I feel like they have nothing to prove anymore.

They had nothing they they got gold at the Olympic Paris 2024 they're winners this is all you know on top of it Simone already broke records like

it's not it doesn't really matter as much as it could have mattered right, but I'm sure to end like that It's not the best feeling, but like they're feeling great.

No, but the the final

medal that was given out today was individual floor, which like is Simone's thing and so much happened first of all Simone won silver which like obviously is still amazing But she like didn't do gold.

And who did do gold was that girl, Rebecca, who we keep talking about from Brazil.

And you know what?

Like she deserved it.

And then she was so happy.

And Simone and Jordan were like cheering for her so hard right next to her.

Like, I actually am happy that Simone didn't win gold because like, seriously, it must be hard for this girl.

She, I, I was, they were telling us her story.

Like she

loved gymnastics so much growing up.

She grew up so poor.

There were days where she could not afford the bus to the gym.

Her brothers would walk her the two-hour walk.

Like, this is a person who really like rose from nothing to greatness.

And it just sucks that she rose at the same time as like the world's greatest Simone Biles because she she really is constantly getting, you know, sidelines.

And like everyone has a story and everyone who's there like deserves to win and their stories could bring you to tears.

And I'm I'm glad that she has her moment and they all get to go home like with a gold medal and she's the pride of Brazil.

Totally.

And she's in any other time or any other Olympics like would have easily been a gold medalist.

But it's just, you know, Simone

is Simone.

And so I actually, I think it's lovely.

But the really crazy part was that when everybody had finished their floor routines, Jordan Childs, I think, was in fifth.

So it was Brazil in first, Simone in second, and this girl from Romania in third.

And they were all celebrating because it was over.

They had their flags around their shoulders, like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I guess Tima USA had submitted an inquiry on Jordan's score, which I don't know if that's common.

I think maybe people do it a lot and nothing comes of it, but you just do it.

But actually, they submitted an inquiry on Jordan's score and they got the score changed, putting her in third place above the girl in Romania.

So you see on the footage, Jordan freaking out.

She's won an individual medal.

Like, seriously, she's hysterically crying.

And you see on the corner left, the girl from Romania with the flag around her arms, literally staring up at the jumbo trump, be like,

what the fuck?

No, Jackie, it's really, really sad.

Like, seriously, sending prayers to that girl from Romania.

I think the only thing worse than like not meddling as the Olympics is that thinking that you did and being told that you did.

Oh, that.

And then you didn't.

That also happened, I think, yesterday, the day before, in swimming.

One of the Americans, she got bronze.

And before she even got out of the pool, they ripped her off the podium because because like the judges had reviewed you know when you do a lap and at the end you do like that fancy turn

i guess with certain strokes specifically backstroke you have to do it really specifically and she had over rotated she basically did the wrong type of flip at the end and they took her medal away I didn't know that was a rule.

It seems like a dumb rule, but I guess that's the rule.

And it's a rule like a swimmer knows.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So she also, that was tough to watch, but she has won, like, that wasn't her only chance at a medal.

So I think for the Romanian girl, it was like seriously her only chance.

No, no, no, I'm sad.

I climbed into bed and and I started feeling immensely sad.

Yeah, well, some Olympic village, you know, nonsense going on.

A swimmer from Paraguay was kicked out of the Olympic Village for inappropriate behavior.

So Luana Alonso,

who actually retired from the sport at the Paris Olympics when she didn't advance out of her heat and into the women's 100-meter butterfly semifinals, she was asked to leave the Olympic village for creating an inappropriate environment, the Sun reported on Monday.

The head of the Paraguayan Olympic Committee said her presence is creating an inappropriate atmosphere with team Paraguay.

So yes, she retired in the middle of the Olympics, is living in the Olympics village in Paris and living her best life.

Also, like, you've got to look at her.

Have you seen her?

No, let me say she's so hot.

Oh, literally me.

By the chief party.

Me, if I looked like that and was in the Olympic village.

No, she's literally like textbook what we were talking about of like hot athletes who are at the Olympics who aren't going to win, but are going to have a damn good time.

However, her inappropriate behavior, it's very vague.

And also one.

thing that was cited that she did wrong that got her sent home is she left the village and went to disneyland and like stayed out that night and then came back and that's inappropriate.

It is inappropriate because I guess you're not allowed to like leave and people there are training.

And so to have people who are like not serious about the Olympics and like out late at night, coming home late.

Well, I guess you get to a point in the Olympics where like half the people are still in it and half the people are still out.

So if you're being a disruptor to people's sleep, oh, that I understand.

When they said inappropriate, I thought she was like coordinating.

I thought she was like hitting on everyone.

No, I thought she was seriously like throwing orgies in the rec room.

No, and maybe she was,

but the thing that was cited was like this Disneyland.

Well, that's actually good because I feel feel like the Olympic village is always like clowning on the Olympians for like fornicating, which at the end of the day, these are consenting adults.

They're allowed to do whatever they want.

And it's always weird how far out of their way the Olympic like committee goes to making sure like the Olympians like can't have sex and cardboard beds, no condoms.

They're insane.

So this type of, like, this is how it should be.

Like we're all studying.

You have to go to bed or lights out at 10.

I actually appreciate that.

Yeah.

Other Olympians had been like kicked out of the village too for like sneaking out at night.

It's also crazy to me because this just reminded me of this story that, you you know, there's a Dutch Olympian who's like a convicted rapist who's playing volleyball for the Netherlands.

No, I didn't know that.

So it's like, there's no rules about rapists competing, right?

That's so weird.

Isn't that crazy?

I didn't even thought about that.

And he just got eliminated, I think, yesterday, and like the crowd went wild when him and his partner lost in beach volleyball.

He's like, he was like in prison for rape.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

I guess I would tell you his name, but I seriously, I can't pronounce it.

It's very Dutch.

It's like hard to like.

Steven Van De Velde.

Actually, it's a lot of fun.

It's hard to like serve time and also like train at an Olympic level.

That's why it probably doesn't happen that much because you only have this short period of time where you can be an Olympian.

And so if you spend it in prison, like I don't know that you'll go all the way.

Actually,

factually, logistically.

It's hard to do both.

But just like fun fact that there's like a rapist at the Olympics.

Not so fun.

A fun fact, though, I saw Cody Simpson is at the Olympics

kissing on his girlfriend who is a swimmer for Australia.

So in his own way, he made it to the Olympics, but not in the way that he would have wanted.

That must have been really hard for him to not make it to the Olympics, but his girlfriend did.

I didn't know that.

Yeah, but he's, he's staying strong.

She's also on the cover of like Volgish Australia and like set a face of Cetaphil.

No, every time we like watch the Olympics, it always makes me like really like Australia.

Like they've got something really fabulous going on.

Everybody from there is like so unbelievably beautiful.

Yeah.

It's like a good looking group of people.

They're real, they're very good.

They're like one of the major competitors when it comes to like the top medals always.

They don't win all the time, but they always like show up nicely.

Yeah.

Especially in the summer.

They put up a nice fight.

They put up a nice fight.

Now, you just reminded me of something else.

Oh, you know who was at?

I was watching, I think, swimming or gymnastics, and they always cut to the celebrities.

And I don't know why I was like shocked to see Eva Mendez and Ryan Gosling.

I just feel like they don't leave their house.

Like they've been afforded that luxury.

And it was crazy to see them at something like live.

I don't know why I just like was shocked.

Yeah.

And Eva Mendez was wearing sunglasses inside, which is like a move.

You know what?

Sometimes it's bright.

Okay.

I've been wearing sunglasses too much.

I've realized because I can't tolerate the sun at all.

Like I can't go outside and not wear sunglasses.

So I'm actually trying to train my eyes to do it less to tolerate

not wearing sunglasses and I'm squinting.

And it's like, put your sunglasses on, put your sneakers on.

It's because I think my eyes are weak.

But that's a double-edged sword because like you're strengthening your eyes, but you're also giving yourself wrinkles like by squinting so much.

The wrinkles I can fix.

Okay.

The wrinkles I can fix.

But like sunglasses are like, if you think about the architect, like he didn't make sunglasses.

Oh, it's so.

I was supposed to be able to look at the sun.

Sunglasses are not regenerative.

Right.

I like that.

But you know what he did make that I can enjoy?

A hat?

Shade, yeah.

Shade is by nature.

Oh, I like that.

That's good.

That's why you've been wearing hats.

I see.

I'm really just trying.

And of course, like, sometimes you need a sunglass, but the way that I'm wearing them, like I can't function without them, that's not how it's supposed to be.

Interesting.

So maybe Avamendes has fallen into a similar pattern.

Wait, another story that's going viral from the Olympics, it was on my TikTok.

It was so cute.

These mixed doubles partners, I think they're from like Czechoslovakia or something.

They won, but they have this like crazy story.

So mixed doubles is like boy and a girl.

Yeah.

And they're both like so good looking.

And they dated for four years and they broke up a couple of months ago, but they decided to like still take it to the Olympics and see what they could do.

And they like won.

So everybody's like, obviously, this is a book.

Love that.

Who came in second?

For mixed doubles?

I have no idea.

It wasn't the Americans.

Oh, Coco?

She does mixed doubles.

It was Coco and

Taylor.

Taylor.

One of the Taylor or Tommy.

I don't know.

I think it was Taylor.

The couple who broke up after four years, but still won the Olympics.

Like, they sort of took, they took the stage.

I feel like if Coco won, we would know.

No, she didn't win.

The Czechoslovakians did.

One silver.

Sorry.

Oh, oh, oh.

Mixed.

I feel like we would know too.

Doubles.

Djokovic won, which he was like hysterically crying.

And I was like, why does he care so much?

He's like the most decorated Olympic, I mean, tennis player of all time.

Like, I feel like the Olympics mean like nothing.

But I guess if you win the Olympics the same year that you win the Grand Slam, which is winning all three major tennis, the French Open, the U.S.

Open, and Wimbledon.

And you also win the Olympics that year, which is very hard to not only line it up with players who have won all three, but then there's also an Olympics that year.

It's called like the golden grand slam.

Only like six other people have done it.

And now Novek Jokovich has done it.

And that's why he was crying so hard.

I was like, okay, calm down.

Like, who cares?

That's cool.

Also, I don't know if we realize this, but when the Team USA Gymnastics now, they're called the Golden Girls, like, because also they won't.

They're older.

Yeah, but they named themselves that before.

Yeah, but I feel like they didn't officially call it themselves that until they won the gold because that would have been weird.

Got it.

Maybe, yeah.

But I didn't realize like golden girl because they're going to win gold.

Gold.

It's beautiful.

We like went to the old lady reference.

Yeah, the old lady reference first.

And then just the other Olympic village like news drama was that the Olympic gold medalist Thomas Chechen, I think he's from the UK.

He was spotted sleeping in a park inside the Olympic Village, like sleeping outside on the floor, taking a nap.

And when asked, he said like he did not get good sleep in the Olympic Village.

Disgraceful beyond sleeping under a park bench.

Oh my God.

He's a gold medalist.

He's a gold medalist.

Rest today, conquer tomorrow.

So I feel like he is napping, not like getting his full night sleep.

He said he's taking a nap because he didn't get a good and full night sleep.

Right.

Okay.

I will seriously never understand like the Olympic committee's like obsession with making the Olympians uncomfortable.

Like I, I, and nobody has given me an explanation as to why that like changes my mind.

I think it's disgraceful.

And seeing these world-class athletes being left out in the rain on boats in the Sen for hours, like having forcing them to swim in the Seine.

Did you see like two Olympians had to drop out?

They got really sick after swimming in the Seine.

Yeah.

And today there's the first like official, they're still continuing on with it.

Like the way the

health and wellness of the Olympians is a priority for nobody bothers me so much.

Yeah.

And this man sleeping in the park, like disgraceful.

And by the way, he's from Italy.

He said, I'm disappointed that I didn't make the final, but I was too tired.

It's hard to sleep both at night and in the afternoon.

Here, I really struggle between the heat and the noise.

There's no air conditioning in the village.

It's hot.

The food is bad.

Many athletes move for this reason.

It's not an alibi or an excuse.

It's the reality of what happens.

Not Not everybody knows.

No, I believe that.

It is giving an excuse, but I do believe that.

Although, are you following the Olympian who's having his

viral moment with the chocolate chip muffins?

I saw a chocolate chip muffin.

Oh my God, it's so funny.

He was just basically saying, like, they have these muffins in the Olympic Village cafeteria that are so good.

And he made a TikTok about it, and everybody thought it was so funny.

So now his whole brand, I don't even know what he did in the Olympics, but he's going home a winner because he has made 35,000 Olympic Village chocolate chip muffin TikToks.

They are so funny.

And I love him.

Like, I seriously love him.

He makes me laugh.

That is really funny.

But I've also seen like, you know, the villages doesn't have enough food, not enough animal protein, like not enough eggs.

But I feel like that sort of logistical nightmare is going to happen anytime, anywhere there's an Olympics.

It's a lot of people to feel like it's impossible to have it perfect all the time.

But I do feel like this is.

This is not good.

And we were talking at Gizno about how

in French Polynesia, the Olympic Village is a cruise ship,

which I'm obsessed with.

And we didn't talk about that.

We've talked a lot about where they're staying in Paris, but a lot of Olympians in the water sports, you know,

kite surfing and things of that nature are in Fiji.

Yeah, they're in Fiji and their Olympic Village is a cruise ship, which like makes me feel as though it would be a good idea to have just a bunch of cruise ships in the Seine, and that could have been the Olympic Village.

When you think about the rate at which cruise ships operate,

you know who can handle logistics and infrastructure on the water?

The cruise ships.

The lady of the sea.

What's it called?

The icon of the seas.

Like when you think so, it's like the rate at which they feed, bathe, and just like entertain thousands of people at a time.

Like electric, plumbing,

sea, food, music.

And all in decent quarters, like hotel rooms.

It's kind of brilliant.

Yeah.

I guess like it might make you like a little nauseous.

I guess, but that's just cruises in general.

Like people do it all the time.

Yeah.

Someone like me, perhaps, yes, maybe I will have to get, you know, stay in a hotel, but okay.

I think everyone else would have a lot of fun with with it.

Right.

And then there's like water sideways.

Like partying on the

casinos.

So fun.

How fun.

So fun.

I wonder where they'll stay in LA.

I guess there's just not like a training facility.

Well, the thing is, they don't stay anywhere.

They like build this facility.

They build a city.

They build it, this village out of like nothing.

Got it.

They should put it on like the universal lot.

Like all these fake houses, make them real.

Yeah.

No, I'm so excited for LA 2028.

Like

it can't come soon enough.

I know, but it's really so far away.

I know.

But we still have a little more Olympics left.

So that's your Olympic Village update.

That's what's going on in the village.

It's like exactly what you would think a lot of like young, hot people

doing their things.

Like even just the tennis players from

Chechnya or whatever.

Yeah.

They like, yeah, it makes sense.

Obsessed.

Like everyone, like they just rubble.

Everyone has a story.

And these are all like young, hot people at the top of their game.

What's more shocking is that there's not more of these stories.

It's true.

But keep them coming.

We love these types of stories.

yeah, yeah, yeah, we really do.

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