MTV's Fat Camp Recap: Tuesday, July 23rd, 2024

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good morning millennials and welcome welcome to the toast welcome welcome welcome welcome welcome welcome welcome welcome welcome

no it's too early for the for fergie it's too early for you i can hear myself in these headphones i'm wearing headphones today just to ensure we have no audio issues.

I can hear you.

I can hear me.

I can hear every sort of

thing.

This Roadcaster is testing us.

We have had so many technical issues.

And you know what?

Now that we're almost out of the studio, I'm going to say how I really feel.

No, don't say it yet.

Don't say it yet because we still have another week here.

But just know when we move to our new house and our new studio, like swirly summer is really about to start.

I already like have some ideas about where we're going to set up in the new house.

I hate this corner.

I hate this studio.

I have had a myriad of issues.

And you know, I take pride in our work.

We are so much better than this.

And fuck this place.

Fuck you, roadcaster.

Fuck you, light.

Fuck you microphone.

Sure.

Everyone is pissing me off.

And you know what?

I'm at my wit's end when it comes to tech abilities.

Okay.

I have hit a wall.

I'm just a girl.

I'm not a whole AV department.

I can't do it.

I think this Roadcaster is broken.

It's not supposed to be this hard.

If you put your card in, you record, you move on with your life.

The thing is, I don't think it's broken.

I think it's us.

It's the curse of Swirly Summer.

Like it's the, maybe the mold.

Maybe the mold has impacted the technology as well, in addition to our brains.

Well, then this technology should be mold proof.

We paid a pretty penny for it.

This technology should be mold proof.

So if you're hearing this episode, miracles do happen.

Yeah, we have backup recording today.

So if you're listening to our backup recording, it's not going to be ideal, but you will hear what the swirls have to say.

We actually have two backup recordings.

If you're listening to our second backup recording, it's going to be fun.

If you're listening to our third.

Dire straits, call an ambulance for us.

Yeah.

I just like, this is what we're always talking about when people are like, I could have a podcast.

Could you?

Do you have the capability of 11 men who work in tech?

I do think that we've made it harder than it needs to be because we always say like podcasting, it's the

well, if we want to have a podcast isn't so hard.

It's the video component and then also this motherfucker.

Sorry, we have a high standard for what we put out.

Yeah.

These days, but usually.

No, but if we were just podcasting, we could use like a different microphone setup.

That would be like pretty ugly.

Yeah.

You know what I mean?

The people listening, lay people, don't understand what we understand about this lens.

Speaking of a television show, we are knee-deep into my chemical romance.

What's it called?

Lessons in chemistry.

Do you feel like we're super close today?

I was thinking before we started, we are close, and I'm certainly not going to complain.

Don't move back.

Claude, I'll take them for the children.

Don't move back.

Move over this way.

There we go.

Well,

we are knee-deep into lessons in chemistry.

Now, I know this is like the recap everybody wanted to hear about a year ago, but one thing about the toes is we're going to get there when we get there.

We're on our own schedule.

Everyone's running their own race it's so true and not everyone can sit holes up in their house watching tv all day and most people shouldn't but we did last night two episodes in it was so good the show is amazing really well done i do have one critique and i feel like it's my major critique of many things these days do you know what i'm about to say that you're too close to you or to the book to me girl i am not too close actually so close i mean it doesn't matter what it looks like i know how it feels no no i see in the monitor too i'm closer than usual, but the thing is, like, I'm set, you know, my thighs are.

Okay, well, next time you rearrange your tushi, move over.

Noted, duly noted.

What's your beef?

Is that, and I hate to, you know,

just boil it down to one thing, and that thing being, you know, the woman.

I feel as though Brie Larson's acting is not believable.

I find myself questioning, and, you know, I said this after I saw the first episode.

I don't feel like she went hard enough.

In the book, it's very clear that the main character has some sort of Asperger's-like social disorder.

Yeah, the type that like makes you a genius, but also like

socially awkward.

Yeah.

Almost borderline autistic, correct?

Yeah.

And I don't feel like she is playing that up enough.

She just kind of feels like a bitch, you know, not someone who lacks social

awareness.

Correct.

And I feel like that's a huge part of the book and why she connected with Calvin, who was also a little, you know, on the fritz socially.

So I don't know.

I just feel like her performance could have been a little bit better, not to be such a bitch.

I know nothing about acting, but I just feel like she could have done better i like it and per usual my only critique is like i love the book so much like to me it was a perfect book and then i think when things are made into a show or a movie they just want to add more storylines

make their mark because also no like you need more in a show than you do in a book like you just have to bring more and so i don't like the things that are different from the book also yesterday jackie and i really took charge of Swirly Summer.

Yesterday, not only did we go to the beach for the first time, which was like disgraceful because it was so something's got to give.

Like Hampton's Beach, I just really felt like Diane

Keaton overcast.

I felt like Diane Keaton in the moment were picking up shells.

Like, who the fuck are we?

Yeah.

Loved it.

I also opened my Kindle for the first time all summer.

Like, I forgot about all these summer things I've been needing to do.

I've just kind of been so focused on getting the swirliness off the ground, our live shows, this, you know, shit show, podcast technology, even though I sound.

We sound amazing in my ear.

If what I'm hearing in my ear is what the podcasters will hear, they are so blessed.

Yesterday was such a swirly summer day.

Do you agree?

Yeah, it was just a classic day, you know, not too much, not too little.

Pockets of swirliness abound.

We collected seashells.

We did.

Jackie found such a perfect shell.

I don't know if you're particularly attached to that shell because I have plans for it.

You could have it.

Well, you have to talk to Harry, but I think he'll give it to you.

Oh, I have to talk to Harry?

Oh, no.

It's kind of his seashell collection.

Okay.

He was the one who had the tin.

It was his tin.

I don't know if I agree.

Yes, we used his pail that his Cheerios were in to collect our shells, but I don't know if he feels attached to it.

And I don't know if I would say it's his shell.

If anything, it was your idea.

Yeah,

for him.

I wouldn't have been picking up seashells, like, if not for him.

Okay.

Well, all that to say.

However, I think you have a good chance of him giving you the one that you want because he didn't seem attached to it.

I want to make a necklace.

He's like the big broken ones.

Yeah, the bigger pieces of crap.

The bigger, the better.

He can keep the crap.

We found this one perfectly intact pink, very classic-looking shell.

It looked like you got it from a store, not the beach.

And I want to make it into a necklace.

I feel like all the cool kids are wearing seashells.

I don't know where to begin.

I need to get a chain on it.

Do I have to like drill a hole?

Perhaps.

I have to destroy it.

What if I crack it?

I feel like this is like a YouTube rabbit hole I'm going to go down, but I'm really excited.

And if you see me wearing a big chunky like seashell necklace, just know it's homemade.

Yeah.

Handmade.

Then we also washed them per TikTok tutorial.

Okay, my girly Claire Sullivan, she's like a, she really is what I aspire to be.

And she's a toaster too.

So I love, you know.

I love just following people because I like the content and the turnout.

They have amazing taste in podcasts.

Yeah.

She is very like, I think her job is interior designer, and she does like just a lot of like Nancy Meyers type of things.

She's like, just bought a little cottage house and she's like, she had a baby and she like hand-painted her wallpaper.

You would really like it.

And the other day, I don't know where she was, she was at the beach and she said, here's how I clean my shells.

And like, who cares?

I didn't even know you needed to clean shells, but the way they changed colors, like some of the shells you pick up on the beach, you might think it's brown.

No, it's yellow, you know?

If anybody's interested, she put it in a mason jar,

one part water, one part bleach.

That's what I did.

None of our shells like changed that dramatically, but they were cleaner.

Yeah, and it was a fun experiment.

It was.

And good thing we have mason jars.

I know.

It's so

what's the word I'm looking for?

It's a combination.

It's already Jenny Kane-coated, Nancy Myers-coated.

Ballerina.

Coastal Grand.

What part?

What we did yesterday.

Like just going to the beach, collecting shells and putting them home in a mason jar with a little bit of bleach.

Yeah.

I don't think that's cottage core.

Yeah, I guess cottage core because I was going to say, like Nancy Myers.

No.

Yeah.

No.

no, no,

but you know what I mean.

Yeah, cottage core, I think, is correct.

So us.

We're so cottagey.

We're so cottage cheese.

We gotta look like cottage cheese, like pale and jiggly.

It's so us.

And that's your favorite food.

I'm sorry.

Sometimes it is my favorite food.

Sometimes when I am like self-deprecating, I'll bring you into it because I just like, we are one human being.

Yeah.

But then I realized I just called you pale and jiggly.

Fine, I called you a big girl yesterday.

Jackie Jackie did because she was referencing Harry as like a little boy.

And then she's because Claudia was eating popcorn like right in front of Harry, which is rude.

Okay, first of all, I was sitting on the couch money my own goddamn business with my Kindle and my dad.

It was like couch time.

And then no, no, then everybody came over to the couch.

I was there by myself.

So she continues to eat her popcorn and like he wants some of her popcorn, which isn't like my favorite thing to give him because it's a choking hazard.

Okay, I didn't know that it was a choking hazard.

I just thought, you know, you're not like strict with diet, but it wasn't snack type.

It was posted.

Yeah, like they just had dinner, right?

So I thought it was just like, no, Fatty, get away.

You thought I was just saying no, like for no reason.

Correct.

So I'm eating it like

a monstrosity.

Like fist falls into my mouth.

I was so like sometimes when you eat around the kids, like something you don't want to give them, you have to like hide it.

So she was eating it out and about.

And I was trying to explain why he couldn't have it.

And I said, it's not for little boys.

I said, it's for big girls.

Because Harry's like, why, mommy?

Why can't I have it?

Jackie's like, well, it's not for little boys.

It's for big girls.

And it was in that moment that I definitely questioned my auntiehood and my commitment to antihood.

And that was right after we were reading a book and he pointed to a cow and said it's cogers.

Because Jackie was like, it was a book about animals.

It was a book about a farm.

And there were only two human beings.

So that was me and Harry.

And then we kept looking.

He was like, where's Kojers?

So we kept looking and then he pointed to the cow and said, there's cogers.

And that's definitely a part of, you know, having children that gives me trepidation.

They're brutal honesty.

And if I'm ready for that, I don't know.

It hurt my, yesterday, that moment on the couch was hurtful.

It was a a low in the anti-life.

But you have to just know, like, for him, a cow is not a negative thing.

No, a cow is a production of life.

And it's one of his favorite animals.

It would be like if he called you a horse or a chicken.

I guess

like animals have a negative association.

Like if you have a horse, horse face, yikes, chicken, like you're like a wussy.

Weenie.

Duck.

Did you see that video of the King's Guard horse like biting the shit out of that lady's arm?

No.

Oh, you know, those videos go viral all the time of like dumb tourists.

I just watch anti-royal propaganda.

All like these videos go viral of like dumb tourists like you're not supposed to go near that horse and if you do you fuck around and find out but i've never seen something like this a lady got bit really bad and then she fainted like it was really kind of traumatic for her that's really sad but what you're saying was her fault i'm not saying it was her fault but like don't you're not supposed to go near the guard and the horse right that's the whole thing i don't know yeah you're not supposed to you're not supposed to damn damn sad

not to start out the show on such a negative note yeah we were having fun koja's was a cow like not a horse.

We were having fun.

Oh, also.

Or it could be a sheep.

Also an insult.

So true.

What's like a good animal to be?

Like a bird.

A lion.

Oh, yeah.

We're such lions.

Lionesses.

Well, the reason I brought this up is because I apologize for calling you lumpy and pale.

And I apologize for calling you a big girl cow.

Diosmosis through Harry.

And I apologize for calling you the big, dirty, big bitch in my bunk.

Who gave the councillor and me lice.

So that, because we talked about it yesterday, somebody had posted the clip of you on that show on TikTok like years ago.

No, like a year ago.

Being dramatic.

And because we talked about it, I guess people went searching for it.

The video went a little viral again yesterday.

I got tagged in it a thousand times.

Oh, show me.

Show me to me, Rachel.

Show me to me, please.

Yeah.

And show me.

So the comments on the video are like half, oh my god, at the toast, at Jackie Yo, and the other half are like, why are those two really skinny girls at a fat cab?

Thank you.

Because you and your bunk mate come over and you're like really

thin.

You're frail thin.

You're like below average weight for children.

We were slim.

Let alone at a fat cab.

Yeah.

Okay, hold on.

We took pride in that.

I get tagged in so much coconut propaganda.

Like, it's so.

I know.

Brat Summer.

Like,

okay, wait, hold on.

Oh, oh, oh, no.

That's more Brad Summer.

Like, I really did get tagged in the week.

Just give me a second.

No, I want to see what everyone's saying.

Here she is.

I want to get checked again.

I want to get checked again.

You've been checked.

You've been checked twice.

You've all been checked twice.

You can come back after lunch and get checked.

There's the infirmary.

No, there was a girl in my bunk that was checked for lice and they washed her hair and sent her back like she was fine.

I finally found out I had it and now my counselor has it too.

Those little hairbows I wear.

They threw them all away.

They threw away my hairbrush too.

Are you serious?

Yeah, and they're not gonna reimburse me for them or anything.

Melgan, are you okay?

No, Samantha, the dirty big bitch in my bunk, gave the counselor and me lice.

They washed my hair, but they said, all my hairbows and the hairbrush.

Oh my god, he's like living those.

I know.

I wear my hairbow every day, and I have none now.

Okay, after we finish recording, I'm gonna record a stitch.

I don't know if you know what that is.

What do you want the comments?

I want to see the comments.

Oh, okay.

Can we do this like after?

That was the point.

Why was that one girl so skinny at fat cam?

Oh my god.

Thank you, Riss.

Piper says she is the sister of Claudia Ashre, and they talk about it on their Patreon.

And in my book, Claudia Ashre, The Crazy Beautiful Life of an Enforcement,

Girl with No Job, The Crazy Beautiful Life of an Instagram, Thirst Monster available where you get your books.

They gave the fat cam people one color wristband and the skinny siblings a different color.

That's not entirely true.

No, you misunderstood what you read in my mission.

But thank you for reading.

Yeah, so they were all at camp together.

Okay.

Sort of.

I would give you like a C on the reading comprehension, Piper, but I guess it's all to say, like, it's a.

It all comes out in wash.

That's Jackie Ashra in the orange headband, Y2K Reality.

The creative.

You're literally wearing like soapy shorts and a wife beater.

You're so.

I'm so classic.

Yeah, classic camp.

Wait, this person said, Logan and her bows, I found her on Insta a couple years ago.

She was doing like sport bodybuilding or something.

I was going to say, we have to have Logan on the toes.

Oh, my God.

Actually, if I were to have anyone from this particular series, it would be Odisa.

She was so funny.

What about Diane?

Sweet Home, Alabama.

But Diane was kind of before our time.

If you watched any of MTV's Fat Camp, then you know Diane.

She was the breakout star of season one.

We were not at camp when they filmed season one.

We went to camp the summer after.

There were no cameras.

And then the summer after that, they did that camp too.

diane came back but she was kind of like changed changed and this like star i i can't even imagine she was in a bunk with other campers like she was a big star it was just i it must have been lonely at the top for her well actually i did then see somebody do like a where are they now version on tiktok and diane lives an extremely private life so i don't think she would come on the toast but i think we could get logan for sure and i just want to say don't sleep on a dissa she had quite a personality yeah she was in my division too all the girlies on that show were like in like around your age The two of them, Logan and Andisa, were both my age and in my division.

How would you feel if your father was dating someone your age?

I would definitely feel weird.

But yep, they had people had to like audition.

You had to bring it.

It was a coveted, coveted spot.

Like, I think if you were of a certain age and reality TV was like in its heyday back then, you really, really wanted it.

Yeah.

We didn't audition.

We weren't allowed.

We didn't.

I was far too young.

No, and yeah, I'm sure there was like age stuff like that.

Also, what is interesting about like a 10-year-old's journey who's like, not to be rude, like I was extremely thin back then.

Yeah.

Still am.

Anyways, I'd love, I could talk about fat camp all day.

My only regret is not being on more scenes.

100%.

You know, not cozying up to Logan.

But it also was a very sort of polarizing issue in our family.

No, no.

Well, yes, but also in the camp, because there were a lot of girlies that went to camp with us who didn't tell like their school friends that they were going to a camp that was like for weight loss.

A lot of them were, you know, just telling people at school that they were just going to regular camp or a lot of people very popular was tennis camp because if they came back trimmers like, yeah, I was working at my tennis.

Yeah.

And like we played tennis.

And this kind of blew up the spot.

Sports camp.

This kind of blew up the spot of a lot of the girls who were hiding, you know, this fact.

Well, the way that it worked was that if you wanted to be in the background or on the show at all, you just had to sign a release form.

And if you didn't want to your face to be on it, them to film you.

And if you did happen to be in a scene that they would blur your face, then you just didn't sign the release form.

And the whole summer, I was like, should I sign the release form?

Like, I kind of wanted to.

It just seemed like really fun.

It was a very will-she or won't she?

Olivia didn't want me to.

So I never, I never signed a release form.

And then eventually.

So you have a case against MTV?

Yeah.

But I don't want, like, I'm upset.

Keep it.

Keep it.

Like, I'm glad.

And I wish in hindsight now, I wish I gotten a couple more things.

It was like the highlight of my year.

But there were girls who would like run for the hills when they saw the cameras.

Like, they really did not want people to know that they was like, they were embarrassed that they were just like, you know, at this facility.

Right.

But just like everything else, once you're older, you can see things more clearly.

Like, but at least we have the one moment, Jackie.

That was like, seriously, the gods of fame looking out for you.

Yeah.

So I never signed the release form, but like, no, no beef with MTV.

Like, we're totally fine.

This is your verbal consent.

I actually appreciate them.

They kind of like knew what I, they could feel it.

They saw in you what you could not see in yourself.

Yeah.

They took the leap for me.

And now we have this iconic moment.

I think every great star has like an early champion in their career who saw something.

I think for me, it was you.

No.

And for you, it was MTV.

It was the producer.

She knew I wanted it, but like my big sis was like, Jackie, stop.

No, and Olivia definitely was onto something there as well.

No, for sure.

And I feel like now that would be me being like, no.

Yeah.

But it was a different time.

It was the 80s.

60s or whatever.

So that's day two in a row of talking about Fat Camp and TV.

And that's your recap of MTZ's Fat Camp return to Fat Camp.

That is one of like the fun facts about ourselves that we don't really even milk that much because it's so interesting.

And so if you have a question about Fat Cam, maybe we'll do like a Patreon on it.

Just the experience.

We went for, it was like an experimental thing.

We went for a specific reason and we ended up having the time of our lives.

We spent like eight summers there.

So many of our formative years, I am who I am.

You are who you are.

Yeah.

Because of those summers.

I was a counselor there even more than I was a camper.

So like I chose to go back like as many summers as I possibly could.

I tell you, being a counselor at Fat Camp is like one of the greatest experiences.

I know, but every time I was a counselor, I was like, I wish I was a camper.

Like I want to be going to sleep at nine o'clock.

Like I want time off.

And you don't have to follow the program like weight loss if you're a counselor.

Like it's not for you.

You can and it's just a benefit, but like it's impossible to follow when you're a counselor though, because like you get off at nine o'clock and like everyone goes to get something to eat.

Like let me tell you those nights of sleeping.

Those nights off every other night and then that one night, one day off a week are seriously like the fondest memories of my life.

Well, it's, I think we're also talking a lot about camp because this summer feels like camp.

Even as I was getting dressed this morning, I'm like, I really feel like I'm at camp.

Even the way that I'm dressing, the way that my makeup feels on my face, the way I'm like look in the mirror, I don't even have a mirror most of the time.

I got this new body wash at CBS yesterday.

And now it's your camp smell.

No, no, no.

I must have used it at a camp.

It's a dove pomegranate.

It didn't look familiar to me.

The smell, every time I get in the shower, I'm in this like shower bunk.

Like I'm in this like plastic shower with a plastic curtain and there's like eight girls waiting in line to get in the shower.

The smell, and I'm very, I have a lot of people don't know this about me.

I have like a very nasal memory, sensory memory.

Oh, that's good.

When I smell things.

memories reside, sometimes I will smell things.

And if I open my eyes, I'm like in that facility.

It's kind of crazy, like a fun fact about me.

And this, this body wash, a lot of, a lot of this summer feels like camp.

And also, we're coming up like in the middle of camp.

It's like visiting day when we're going to move houses.

And then we're going to be like in the second session.

A lot of camps, not our camp, and we never did this, have two sessions and people go first four weeks or second four weeks.

So we're really coming up to the middle, the end of the first session.

And some of the girls are going to be leaving the bunk.

Some of the girls are going to be leaving the bunk.

Some of the girls have left the bunk.

Yeah.

Olivia went home.

Yeah.

Her time was up.

Also, it feels like oddly reminiscent because I follow Ariel Charnis and she's sharing the experience of sending her oldest daughter to sleepway camp.

And so much of like the stuff she's sharing, just like clothes, like bunk things, it's so like we went to that type of camp.

Yeah.

And it's really giving me like the tingles.

I love it.

No, I'm like ordering everything on Amazon, just being excited when your packages arrive.

Like when UPS comes and we're like, who like you check to see if you had a package, but we didn't get a package.

No, we also did not go to camp when in a time where Amazon was as prevalent.

I think towards like the end of our time.

Purveyors.

Yes, towards the end of the day.

Even the last couple of summers.

You could get anything on Amazon.

So I would say like the last two, three summers that we went to camp, we were like ordering stuff on our Blackberries and getting deliveries.

But it was still very early on and you couldn't get everything on Amazon like you could now.

But honestly, thank God.

Yeah.

Like thank God that we didn't have access to Amazon when we were like 11 being like we need to know.

But we did it more so as counselors because also you don't have your phone as a camper.

Like you can't just be ordering yourself packages.

And actually, you know, I follow Jessica Seinfeld on Instagram too, and she's a big

advocate of like kids and cell phones and not getting kids' cell phones.

And she like.

does all these like talks on when the right age is and this whole movement of giving kids flip phones.

And she shared this article about how summer camp is like revitalizing children because you don't have your phones, your smartphones, and you're just like obviously connecting with each other, but also with nature.

And it really reinforced, like, my kids are going to camp.

They're going to the first to the last day.

It's so camper and counselor coded, let me tell you.

That's literally,

if the book has any agenda whatsoever, it's no technology.

Without technology.

Right.

Like Jessica Seinhill kind of needs to read it, is what I'm hearing.

She should add it to,

because she has like a list of acceptable resources to speak on the topic.

Maybe I'll introduce you.

She should, because there's also this guy who wrote like this book.

That's, by the way, that's who her like spokesperson is, Jonathan.

Jonathan Schrei.

Yeah.

Yeah.

He just wrote this book about the youth and technology.

I bought it, but I haven't read it yet.

And I saw a clip of him talking about how summer camp is like really a great way to deprogram.

Okay, so everything I see about Jonathan and this whole movement, I see via Jessica Seinfeld.

Got it.

I see it mostly in my algorithm.

Okay.

And

yeah.

No, it's a big movement.

A lot of the moms are talking about it.

Yeah.

Sarah Foster is also very like anti-technology, like, but it's hard when the other kids

have phones.

They say that the moms in like, you know, the second and third grade really need to unite and decide collectively on A, if we're giving the kids cell phones, B, if we are, when we are.

And that's why the flip phone movement has been so because obviously in this day and age, like danger, danger, you can't leave your kids completely without communication, but a flip phone doesn't have the sort of blue light, addictive energy and the access to scary information that the iPhone does.

And so, if all the moms, you know, decide at the exact same time to go flip phone or to go smartphone, when?

And it makes it a lot easier because then there's no like, well, Sarah has one, I want one.

Right, right.

And Sarah always has one.

It's always Sarah with the iPhone in the library.

This is a parenting podcast.

I mean, it is.

100%.

We could claim that.

100%.

But this is kind of like

not at our, we're not at that station yet, anyways, when it comes to phones.

What station we are at is like almost a 24-minute mark, which unfortunately means I do think the time is coming for us to stop talking about ourselves and start, you know, giving back to others.

Okay, but I could make the argument that talking about ourselves is giving back to others.

Wouldn't you say?

I would say that.

Maybe not out loud, but no, but like the pre the PFF?

B?

PFFB is sort of the highlight of my day, I hope, for others as well.

I think so.

I do.

I feel like that's been established.

Let the record show.

Let the record reflect.

So, Claudia says the PFFB is over.

Sorry to like ruin everyone's good time.

How are the stories today, by the way?

Like anything worth getting into?

Not worth a damn.

Not worth a damn?

No, maybe like one or two dams, okay?

Okay.

But you know what?

The stories, as always, always, are what we make them.

And life's what you make it, so let's make it rock.

No, but it's true.

The stories are what we make them.

So I can't even say how the stories are today because the episode hasn't commenced.

No, and sometimes even when there's like a big story, there's not much like creative liberty you can take with discussing it.

Like, I'd love to hear what Jackson and Claude have to say about X.

And it's like, well, what else?

What is there to say?

Right.

Sometimes when it's the lowest bar, it's really you have to sort of look inside yourself.

I do think that

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Yeah.

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Our first story of the day, I would say, is like the big pop culture moment.

Yeah, not huge, but the Wolverine premiere, Ryan Reynolds, Hugh Jackman, Blake Lively on the red carpet, just making so many headlines with everything they say, like people are obsessed.

Yeah.

For me, the takeaway was like I saw seriously two of the ugliest abbots I've ever seen.

Not to be such a hater, but like, and I know you like can't make fun of people's abbots these days, but like seriously, whoever styled Gigi Hadid, like you're fired.

Whoever styled Blake Lively, a little bit less, you're fired, but you're also fired, even though I heard she styles herself.

I've heard notoriously that she doesn't have a stylus, less so.

And I think if she was just wearing this alone with her husband, it'd be like really cute because it's like female Deadpool.

So, and she dressed up for the occasion.

Like, I love a themed moment.

She gets a little bit of the points back because, like, while objectively it's an ugly outfit, it's on theme and she's supporting her husband.

So I actually like it.

way i mean seriously i've never saw an outfit so ugly than i saw gigi haded like it was seriously like disgraceful When you see Blake, and the picture I saw first, which is why it's such a visceral reaction, is just a picture of Blake and Gigi.

And I'm like, who are these clowns?

Like, clown energy.

Then you see her on the red carpet with her husband, and it like makes a lot more sense.

And I actually like it more.

Yeah.

But on its face, I was just shocked because if I was as like.

perfect looking as Blake Lively with unlimited access to resources, same as Gigi Hadid, like you would never not catch me looking perfect.

Right.

And while it's, you know, it's so lovely that she styles herself, like maybe styling's not for everyone.

No, I think it's, I think it's like a cool thing.

I agree.

No, and she usually does like an amazing job.

And even when she doesn't, even when I personally don't like what she's wearing, like it's an interesting thing.

And like, we're not the same person.

So she doesn't need to wear everything that I would like and vice versa.

Yeah.

I feel that way about most people.

And I think it's like a cool thing because no, but everybody has stylists these days.

We don't know what anyone's personal style is.

And

they're all also supermodels.

So it's just like, it's less interesting.

Yeah, it's like that hard to have good style when you have a perfect body and access to like whatever clothing you want to buy.

Yeah.

And so it's like when you don't look good,

how?

Right.

And then two, we're not allowed to say something.

I actually just saw like a quote from Iris Epel about like style versus taste.

Yeah.

Because it's easy to have style when everything fits you and you have access to like the world's finest clothes.

But like making do with like, you know, a real body and a real budget, that's where like people develop real style.

Yeah.

I saw an Iris Apple quote and I wonder if we saw the same thing.

And we're interpreting.

And we're just saying it differently because she said, like, anyone can buy.

Yeah, let me just find the quote.

Okay, where do you think?

You can buy style, but you can't buy taste.

Yeah, anyone can, like,

I don't, or to use the word fashionable, too.

Anyone can be fashionable.

I'm going to find it.

But can you have style?

Where did you see it?

I saw it on Reels.

Fashion you can buy, but style you possess.

I actually think I saw it on Reels as well.

Okay, cool.

So we probably saw the same thing.

Damn, that was it, right?

Yeah, something like that.

But the

reel I saw, like, extrapolated on it.

Like, yes, by the way, we saw the same reel.

Wow.

in this crazy mixed up world

you and I saw the same reel

of all the reels

in all the videos of all the platforms you had to walk into my reel you had to see my reel but yes the essence of the quote rings true here well back to the story so Deadpool and Wolverine Deadpool and Wolverine the name of the movie is Deadpool and Wolverine Ryan Reynolds is Deadpool.

Hugh Jackman is Wolverine.

They have this little collab thing going on.

That's why they're always at Taylor Swift together.

Oh, yeah.

And they gave interviews on the red carpet.

And here are some of the highlights.

First of all, we now know the name of the fourth Reynolds lively baby.

Oh, we didn't know we were waiting for it.

Oh, the third.

It's Inez, Betty, and James, correct?

Right.

And so then, what was the fourth one?

Is it on the album?

Is it?

No.

Oh.

The name is Olin.

Spell it.

O-L-I-N.

Okay.

Now, I don't know the gender.

Yes,

it's definitely a neutral name.

I think it's a girl because I believe they have four girls.

So cute.

But I don't know if I'm supposed to know.

Like, I don't know if I forgot or I'm inferring.

Right, right, right.

You know, but I believe they're.

Let's go with she.

Let's go with she named Olin.

They're also, not to make, you know, his movie premiere about her movie, but I just saw this morning on TikTok, like, they're starting, tickets have gone on sale for It Ends With Us.

They're doing like, it's kind of like a concert.

Usually with a movie, you buy a ticket that day, like an hour before.

No, they're like, tickets are now on sale.

I wonder, that's like a unique method of

we should go to the movies.

But yeah, it comes out when go to the movies.

Let's go see the show.

We did just harmonize.

We did.

We did, correct?

Finally, for the first time.

Being at the Luke Holmes concert, like hard for you continuously hearing me harmonize.

There's a spider right over there.

I wonder if the YouTube

look really hard.

Whoa.

I wonder if the YouTube's going to pick it up.

You guys see that spider?

Whoa.

Let's just let it live.

Wow.

Okay.

I heard what you whispered under your breath.

She deflected.

No, you kept coming up to me like, I'm harmonizing.

And I was like, you're not.

No, I literally was harmonizing the whole time.

I'm surprised he didn't pull me on the stage.

Sure, duet.

Same.

I'll run in your memory.

But Jackie of How run in the wind.

Can't get where I'm going if I can't leave where you've been.

Was that a harmony according to you?

No.

Okay.

No.

That was just my take.

You doing you.

Me doing me.

Had I sound in the headphones.

Spectacular.

Spectacular.

Thank you, Turt.

well yeah that's like the big pop culture moment from last night was this premiere if you're gonna see the movie i hope you have fun yeah this is as we always say just like a pop culture blind spot for us i feel like my husband it weirdly is watching deadpool a lot but i also think it plays on tv a lot do you think your husband likes ryan reynolds like as a like you think it's a celebrity he is a fan of i don't think he has like a degree of fondness more than the average person.

Oh, okay, because I feel like if like Ryan Reynolds fans are kind of very similar in the same bucket as Justin Timberlake fans.

Maybe the girls.

Maybe the girls.

The girls.

The Olins.

Yeah, but I don't think he has any

personal interest in Ryan Reynolds outside of like, oh, yeah, I like him.

I like Deadpool.

Yeah.

So yeah, but I do think Deadpool plays on TV a lot.

I've never seen it.

I don't know the premise.

I know the premise of Wolverine.

He has claws for fingers, very Edward scissor hands coated, but I don't know any of Deadpool's special tricks or

he's an anti-super superhero something.

He's like snarky.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Like he talks shit.

I roll.

Yeah, people like it.

It got a sequel.

It's so important that people like what they like.

And even though I don't like it, that's certainly not going to

change anything.

You know, and I think that's great.

Because I think some things I like, people don't like.

Yeah.

I mean, that makes them tasteless, but sure.

Correct.

Do you?

Because as Iris Apfel once said, fashion you can buy, taste you possess.

Are you ready for our next story?

Someone who possesses fashion, taste, style in her bones.

Let me think.

I can't see the headline, so are we talking about Morgan Stewart?

No.

Paige Sorbo?

No.

But like of that elk.

Not of the reality TV elk, but of the super stylish elk, trendsetting elk.

Kylie?

No.

Of that elk.

Nepo baby elk.

Stylish Nepo baby elk.

Stylish Nepo babies.

We got a face full of her.

We got a face full of her.

Hailey Bieber.

Yeah.

Hailey Bieber is on the cover of W Magazine with her Belli.

It's called Mama Mia.

And she is talking about her pregnancy.

She's explaining why she hid her pregnancy for six months, why she eventually shared the news of her pregnancy and just mama tings, expectant mama tings.

I would love to hear this.

I literally love this woman.

Like, and they are actively trying, but they could never make me not like her.

Right.

So, she told W magazine that actually she probably could have hid her news until the end of her pregnancy.

She said, I didn't really have a belly until I was six months pregnant, which is when I announced it.

I was able to get it.

Humble brag.

Humble brag.

Yeah.

But I think,

yeah, like, I feel like that's fair.

Humble brag.

Because a lot of people with their first, like, especially if you're like petite.

skinny.

Yeah.

Like, you don't really see it for a while.

You don't pop for a while.

But I feel like if you've got like a belly,

it could also, because I put on a drink.

But only for like the mid-sizers that are like...

I put on a dress and I look pregnant.

Like no one would know.

It's not true.

Excuse me.

No, Claudia, you don't look pregnant in a dress, bitch.

No, it's true that when you have a belly, then you know what it's like.

No, no, then like, yeah, no, like it's facts.

Like if you have a belly, like you have a belly.

Who knows if it's a like a fupa

big lunch or a baby.

It's so true.

I guess with the skinny girls, we actually see it.

That's what I'm saying.

It's kind of like, you know, a privilege of having a belly.

Right, but she said if she just is wearing like one, you know, collared shirt, anything that's not form-fitting, then you don't see it at all.

She said she was able to wear big jackets and stuff.

However, she didn't enjoy the stress of not being able to enjoy her pregnancy outwardly.

She said, I felt like I was hiding this big secret and it didn't feel good.

I wanted the freedom to go out and live my life.

Yeah, I feel like that is like, it's nice to have privacy, but also then you're the pregnancy feels like a big secret.

You can't like just enjoy, you can't wear what you would want to wear if you knew if people knew that you were pregnant.

And so while I I feel like there are merits to having that privacy, then there's also a freedom in just being able to do and wear and be what you want.

Yeah, also, I actually don't think she would have been able to keep it a secret because there had been like mumblings, specifically from Tana Mojo.

She like kind of blew up her spot.

Really?

I don't want to get sidetracked, but something that I saw, and I know I'm so late to this.

Okay, what?

Clinton King.

Yeah, did you see me involved?

No.

Oh, yeah.

I was in his response.

What?

Because Brooke came on our podcast.

Well, the thing really has me invested is I love Clinton King's music.

You know who Clinton King is?

Yes, when I saw her talking about him, I was like, that name is familiar.

Let me go to my Spotify and see if I like have him on my like songs.

And I have two songs and I love them.

The one, I guess I'm in love

and chicken tendies.

That's the chicken tendies is like what started the whole thing.

He like it sounds like

bootleg Louis Capaldi.

Yes.

Which I love Louis Capaldi.

I want more versions of him.

It's your genre of choice.

It is.

So like, I'm kind of shook.

Do you know the gist of what he did?

Is that he's a big fat liar.

Yeah, he like pretended to be Australian.

He like talked to them accent.

He's literally not from Australia.

And then while he was dating Brooke and while he was dating this other girl, he like pretended his whole family's like died.

And what has Clinton said for himself?

He put together like this 15-part series.

I was in one of the clips.

Yeah.

He like used clips of Brooke talking to me.

This is him?

Yeah, no, and it's shocking too when you see his visuals as well.

That's kind of, I think, a big part of the story, too, because Brooke is like this sort of gorgeous,

like very sought after.

How old is he?

I'm not sure.

He's 24.

He looks really young.

Yeah.

And his, like, he had all these receipts, screenshots.

Like, I actually did not watch it, but like, it doesn't matter.

No, I'm not interested.

I just can't believe that, like, I've been listening to a fan.

Yeah, no, I didn't know you would know this person's name.

I'm shocked.

That was the most shocking part for me.

It's shocking.

Did I remove his songs from my playlist?

No.

No,

I don't believe in suffering for other people's mistakes.

Like you enjoy something, you keep listening to it.

Yeah, but it's definitely weird now

listening to him.

Like he sing like he sings as though he's John Mayer.

Yeah.

But he isn't.

He's more, it's giving like Brooks from Real House out of Orange County.

1,000%.

You heard it here first.

Clinton Kane is the Brooks of TikTok.

Of Gen Z.

Yeah.

Okay.

Now back to Haley Bieber and we're going to go back on the same road we came down.

How did Tana Mongeau spoil it?

Well, they were saying on their podcast that there's this big A-list star they were like, that they know to be pregnant.

And they didn't make it hard for people to guess.

Got it.

I hadn't, I don't think I heard anything.

Did you?

I had, yes.

But I feel like you could say that any day of the week, like everyone's always speculating, was always speculating that she was pregnant.

I actually felt like it was the first time that rumors were quiet.

Oh, that's interesting.

I don't feel like I ever heard that many rumors about her.

I feel like people were just always like,

it's like with them, and you know, they're either pregnant or divorced.

It's more

the Jelena divorce.

Yeah.

She also talked about her relationship.

It's so crazy how it's like this thing that like hovers over her life every single day.

She said, like, you would think with time, it gets easier, but it actually doesn't get easier.

No, of course.

Because of the criticism.

Right.

No, I, I, like, feel for her.

I think, obviously, she's like one of the people we always talk about, like Nepo babies.

Like, she's obviously incredibly blessed, perfect looking, yada, yada.

Um, but I think there are great challenges in her life.

And I think every time she does something, like remember when she went to call her daddy, I think she thought it would like put it to rest.

And then she had that picture with Selena.

And they're like, finally, we're putting it to rest.

It, it's like this insatiable desire from certain people to never let this go.

And I think it like really bothers her because she's like a very normal, nice person.

And I think they actually have a really like real normal marriage.

And

they're oddly traditional, like in their faith and getting married so young.

And I think that this, like any normal person, it bothers her.

And it doesn't go away.

Yeah.

It's surprising.

It's surprising.

Like as someone who's just like not so in the internet, like when I think about her, it's like, oh, we're still doing it.

So far down on the list of things that come to mind, but it's like just so real for her.

And I feel like if we're going to talk about something about Hilly Bieber, I feel like what we don't talk about enough is that Alec Baldwin is her dad.

I mean, her uncle.

Like, to me, that's crazy.

She actually talked about her family and how she's not close with them.

But she talked, she said that she really is fond of her childhood.

She has really happy memories.

She had kind of like sublime, like no notes.

But that she's not close with her family.

She's building her own family.

Which parts of her family?

Like, I think she has a sister and a mom and a dad.

And her dad is Steven.

Yeah, she's not close with him.

No, she said, like, she's very independent.

That was all.

That's all she said.

Oh, that's interesting.

Yeah.

She's not close with her mother.

I thought she was.

She didn't say, she didn't distinguish anyone.

She said that she's not super close with her family.

Instead, she feels, quote, very independent.

I'm my own individual now, and I've built my own family.

Interesting.

However, when she looks back on her childhood, like she has very fond of memories.

Yeah.

Hmm.

Yeah.

Weird.

Yeah.

I don't know.

So Mazotov to Haley Bieber.

The pictures are beautiful.

Oh, I was actually thinking about Alec Baldwin and Haley Bieber the other day.

Who do you think is more famous?

It's a loaded question.

Like, who's the most famous Baldwin?

Alec, I will say.

Not for long.

I like that, yeah.

You know?

Yeah.

But he's really, really famous.

And has been.

And when you're on, like, TikTok all day and Instagram, like, of course, who's Alec Baldwin?

like it's all about Haley Bieber when you zoom out like think about someone on the street in

like Ireland's big in Ireland

Cambodia India you know like there are movies Alec Baldwin has done that like people who have only seen two movies in their lifetime have seen like Pearl Harbor right yeah no no that's fair so you have to zoom out on that one yeah that's yeah it's so important at a glance it's Alec Baldwin like minutia it's Haley Bieber however everyone knows Justin Bieber that's everyone knows Justin Bieber that's why it's a question.

Interesting.

Like everyone on the street in Cambodia has heard Justin Bieber.

What do you mean?

That's why I brought up the question.

It's a good question.

Thank you.

Sound off in the comments.

Who do you think is more famous, not just on the internet?

At a glance, zoom out Big Bang Theory

today.

Because Big Bang Theory, like, you know, when it's all said and done, I think it will be Haley.

In the future.

In the future.

If she's going to, you know, accomplish what I think she's going to accomplish.

this earth.

Are you ready for our next story?

What number?

Three.

Yes.

Megan Markle had a swirly's lunch out

with Kimberly Williams Paisley, Brad Paisley's wife, who was also an actress on Nashville.

Yeah, of course.

I know she was an actress on Nashville.

I thought it was interesting that they were going to lunch.

They caught up over a cozy lunch at a Montecito hotspot.

I just.

Wow.

Wait.

Megan Markle has not done socially what I thought she was going to do.

What she thought she was going to do.

No, I feel like

because when she came out of it, I'm like, okay, she's gonna be on Martha's Vineyard with the Obamas, in Calabasas with the Kardashians, and, you know, that's the Lord.

And lunch with Beyonce.

Correct.

Yeah.

Now, this is not a slight against Mrs.

Paisley.

I love

her.

She was on one of my favorite shows, and she was so great as Peggy on Nashville.

Yeah.

This has nothing to do with the Paisleys.

Where do you think these two met?

Do you think that maybe this is just like a neighbor thing?

Like she happens to live near like Megan in Montecito?

Or why would Brad Paisley live in Montecito?

I don't think Brad Paisley lives in Montecito, but I don't think this is it, but it's just a theory.

Love, hypothesize with me.

I'm going to throw out there, like, I feel like when Megan was acting, she would have run into Kimberly Williams Paisley.

They were the same level of actress.

That is so perfectly put.

Yeah, but I don't think Megan kept a lot of friends from those days.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Or like, maybe she's now going back to those friends.

I don't know if that's true.

Like, I think she would say she's on good terms with all of her suits, co-co-hosts, co-stars.

They're fine, but they don't get lunch.

They don't get lunch, but they all like vehemently defend her and like feel protective of her.

So that speaks to something.

Maybe because they were invited to the wedding.

Totally.

But like a lot of friends weren't.

And I feel like she used to have really close friends who now we never see them.

Like Priyanka.

Priyanka, Serena.

Well, I think her and she went to Wimbledon.

Like her and Serena are.

Three liaison archetypes.

Correct.

Yeah, what a Priyana.

Prianka Cho Brajon is.

And also the other friend, the Canadian girl.

Yeah, that's like a rabbit hole Olivia Ostre knows a lot about.

That girl, Jessica, right?

She's like sort of Canadian royalty.

I don't know anything about it, but they had like her best, best friend.

And then she kind of became like this tacky, like tabloid star who was like always talking about Megan.

They're just not friends.

I don't know what she said.

I just know they were best, best friends, and now they're not friends.

If anybody has any insight onto how Megan Markle became friends with this lady, Peggy, please let me know.

Yeah, well, they went to-that's a really good call that they were like from their old actress days.

They went to Trey Luna in

Montecito.

And their paparazzi picture are.

Oh, get me, give me.

Show me, chimney, please.

Send it to me, Rachel.

Oh, my God.

Megan looks fab.

She's fab.

Like, that's an outfit I would love to see.

Swirly summer lunch, which we need a swirly summer lunch.

Oh, she's wearing that Julesin Claude Cartier necklace.

Oh, yeah.

They made a note that it's 12K.

Oh my god, this is a $12,000 necklace.

Yeah, it's Cartier.

Very simple.

And her bag is, what, do you wear?

Yeah, the lady Dior.

Very princess.

Very Princess Diana.

And the other lady's wearing like an actual fanny pack from Target.

I love that for her.

Like, look at her fanny pack.

Stop.

That's like what you wear to Disneyland when you have three toppers.

Yeah, yeah.

But her Seamla is nice.

Her Seamla is nice.

I'm so confused.

Yeah.

Because she doesn't lunch often.

She never eats.

Right.

No, that wasn't a remark on her body,

yeah.

And when she does go to a restaurant, it's usually with Harry, maybe a Bezos.

Yeah, yeah.

Kimberly was.

And now a Paisley.

And you said the stories were nothing.

I said there was one or two dams to give.

No, that's really.

It's not even a dam, that's a question mark.

Kimberly and her husband are longtime residents of Montecito and are part of the same social circle, which includes Ellen, Katie Perry, and Orlando Bloom.

She's also heavily involved in charity initiatives, which are close to Megan's heart, particularly ending food poverty.

Not the answer being right in front of us.

So there was no doubt plenty to catch up on during their outing.

I just want to say, I think the scandal here is that Brad Paisley lives in Montecito.

Jackie, my thoughts are exactly aligned.

Fraudulent.

You can't be the face of country music and live in Montecito.

Although I do think there is a lot of like farmland in Montecito.

Yeah, no extra.

There are parts of California that are like.

And we can do slow living.

And it's like we're in the Hamdens and we're farmers.

Let me ask you a question.

You think Brad Paisley's that wealthy?

Like Montecito celebrities who live in Montecito are of a different elk.

Like you said, it's Ellen.

It's like

you do?

I think he's he's like Luke Bryan wealthy.

Yeah.

I don't think he's as wealthy as Ellen.

No, no, me neither.

But I just, when I think of like the country stars who can afford to live in Montecito, he does not come to mind.

But I also wasn't like socially conscious for his like peak, you know?

Yeah.

No, I, and he's also nationwide.

Is on your side.

But a lot of people are nationwide.

But he's been it for so long.

Sure, his net worth.

Oh, 120 million.

That'll do it.

That'll do it.

The top 10 richest country singers in the world to country97.1.com.

Number 10, Carrie Underwood with 140 million.

Number nine, our king, Alan Jackson, 160 million.

Number eight, Luke Bryan, 165 million.

Seven, Kenny Chesney, 180.

Six, Faith Hill and Tim McGraw.

Oh.

They got that marital community property, 200 million combined.

Number five, George Strait, 300 million.

Wow.

Four, Toby Keith, Rip, 370 million.

Number three, Shania Twain, 410 million.

Two, Garth Brooks with 430 million.

And I know who number one is, do you?

Taylor.

No.

Oh, I don't think they would have included her.

Like, this is like...

If number two is Garth Brooks.

Just think.

You're just not thinking.

I'll give you a clue.

Miley Stewart's godmother.

Dolly.

Dolly, it's

$675 million.

Wow.

Yeah.

Wow.

And then you have to consider Taylor, but how old is that article?

Because I wonder.

Below are some other stars who are making the list as well.

No, by the way, this article, I don't know when it was written, but it has updates too.

Okay, wait, go where the other stars.

Brad Paisley, 120, Reba McIntyre, 95 million, Blake Sheldon, 90 million, Brooks and Dunn, 80 million, Jason Aldean, 80 million, and Keith Urban, 75 million.

That's so great.

This was written.

Wait.

This was written yesterday.

What the fuck?

They're a step ahead of us.

Do you think?

When did this Brad Paisley art?

Maybe somebody else had the same exact thought as us.

When did this Brad Paisley article come out?

Today or yesterday?

yesterday?

July 23rd.

Today.

Wow.

Hannah Fink at countryhankfm.com.

We see each other.

Thank you, Queen.

Yeah, Megan looks really great.

She looks fabulous.

Like, that's just like a perfect outfit.

Anytime, any season.

anytime in history.

So true.

Really, really crushed it.

And then also don't forget, which, you know, you probably didn't even know to begin with, which is that Kimberly is the daughter in Father of the Bride.

I did not know that because I only recently saw Father of the Bride.

I was on my Nancy meyer shit in the winter you know i was trying to cultivate a vibe and it's the only movie i hadn't seen and it's people's favorite the tailors love that movie yeah uh piece of i hated it and no i didn't even realize that that annoying ass daughter daddy daddy it's like you're grown shut the up and she's been married to brad for more than 20 years they have a really they have two children

harry when we think about like og hollywood marriages i feel like there's a lot of people we talk about we never talk about brad paisley paisley and his wife which i think is a real testament to like how legit they are we always think like heather Nicole Kidman, but they are like really,

they're strong.

Yeah.

Also, watch Nashville.

Also.

Maybe Megan is a fan of Nashville.

Well, based on her outfit, she obviously has taste.

Exactly.

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Our next story, a little bravo news, a little drama, because David Arquette kind of dissed Lala Kent on Watch What Happens Live.

Did you see this?

No, I didn't see this.

What the hell?

So David Arquette,

Monica's brother.

Monica's brother did a movie a few years ago with Lala Kent.

No, and it was called Spree.

So he acknowledged during his interview on Monday with on Watch White Aburns Live that he and Lala did not have scenes together, but they met while promoting the movie.

Oh, and he said this, quote, I felt a little attitude.

Know what I'm saying?

I wasn't trying to give attitude.

I was like, why am I getting attitude?

Well, I feel like that's actually an accurate read on Lala.

Like, she has attitude.

Yeah, well, she's got that bratitude.

And then Andy was like, like, did you feel like you were filming Vanderpump Rules

during the interaction?

And he said, exactly.

So then Lala, then that was the story.

You know, he felt shaded by Lala instead of the movie.

And then Lala posted on her Instagram story a response.

She said, at David Arquette, I apologize if I was not friendly to you on the set of spree.

I'd like to point out I was on set with many people, you being one of them, who are well-known established actors.

I am a girl on reality TV.

I felt intimidated and a bit like I did not belong, all while being incredibly grateful for the opportunity.

I'm sorry if that came off as an attitude.

It was not my intent.

Okay, that's kind of a good response.

She's kind of acknowledging, like, she's not saying he's lying, but she's giving a little bit of background.

Here's what I was going through.

Yeah, you never know what someone else is going through.

I imagine that's exactly how she felt.

Like, why would it like her being from reality TV, she's with major movie stars.

I don't think she was giving off like diva.

I think it's more so insecurity, imposter syndrome, which sometimes like you would never guess that even the most confident people suffer from.

It's also kind of like a power move in terms of a response because it's like, no, I'm the bigger victim.

Yeah.

Right.

It's like, don't forget about me.

And now we've said it, you know?

It's sort of like, what can you respond to somebody saying, no, I wasn't giving attitude.

I was suffering from crippling self-doubt.

Yeah.

Well, sorry.

Yeah.

No, I like that she tackled it head on.

I think she's incredibly pregnant right now.

So, and also, I think the last few months have probably been hard for her with like Van Approils.

I think she got a lot of

she's not really on social media right now.

I think she's just like

moving in silence, keeping quiet and just preparing herself.

She just had her baby monsoon, as she called it.

Wait, she had her baby?

No, no, no, a baby monsoon.

So it's like bigger than a baby shower.

Oh my God.

I thought you said she just had her baby named monsoon.

No, no, no.

She just had her baby monsoon.

She would name her baby monsoon by the ocean.

Wait.

Do you think that's a name?

No.

But you know how some people, a lot of people have a baby shower, but if you don't want to do like a big to-do, you have a baby sprinkle

or like a splash or something.

I think she wanted a really big baby shower to really celebrate this.

So she's having a baby monsoon.

Got it, got it, got it.

Or it's a baby

monsoon.

Yeah, she definitely

is going through it with the fandom.

Like the fandom really, I don't want to say turned on her because that's just the nature of reality.

You're, you're hot one day, you're not the next day.

But they really did not like her behavior this season.

And she got a lot of flack.

Like even well after the season aired, just everything she was doing was just like pissing people off.

So I think she definitely, it feels like she actively took a step back.

Yeah.

But I think if you're like somebody says something about you that bothers you and you're like nine months pregnant and you're just like feeling annoyed.

And you can't just like leave it out there because also it's David Arquette.

Like he big star.

It's not just like a random TikTok video that's going viral.

Like he's legit.

She's not going to just let it be the fact.

Like, oh, she had attitude on set.

Now everyone just says she has attitude on set.

So per usual, I know people think I'm like blindly loyal to my faves.

I'm really not, but I do firmly stand with Lawla on this.

And like David Arquette, like kind of fuck off.

It's punching down.

It is.

Like, oh, she had attitude.

Like, no, it's punching down, but then like he gets booked on like her network's show and like wants to come with a a fun story.

So like yeah, I don't think I allowed it kind of like misogynist.

Would you say that a man-hat attitude?

Oh, wow.

Nothing.

I love that.

That's my favorite.

I know.

Would you say it?

No.

I don't know David Arquette from anything other than him being Josie Geller's brother.

What's his name, Rob?

Monica?

What?

Josie?

Yeah.

Who's Josie?

Never been kissed.

Josie Geller.

Oh, oh, I thought you meant Monica, and that's also his sister.

Yeah, yeah, no, but he plays Josie's.

For sure, but do you see my confusion?

I guess, I guess, yeah, I do, I do.

In real life, he is Monica from Friends' brother, David Arquette, and Courtney.

But they have the same last name.

Monica Geller, Josie Geller.

Wait, I'm sorry.

He married Monica.

Oh, oh, okay, wait, okay.

Yes.

No, we're not okay.

Okay, so yeah, no, I kept saying he was Monica's brother.

He's not Monica's brother.

He married Monica briefly.

She was Courtney Cox's Arquette for a few seasons on Friends.

True.

His sister's Patricia.

Oh, he does have a famous sister.

His sister is Patricia Arquette,

and he played Drew Barry Moore's brother, Rob, in Never Been Kissed.

I got all my wires crossed.

Yeah.

That's like a kind of random fact.

Him and Patricia Arquette being brother and sister, and they don't look alike.

But he is a famous brother.

Yes, yes.

Who else is a famous brother?

I love Frankie Grande.

Classic.

He was in all the screen movies.

So yes, again, another blind spot for us.

Yeah.

Never been kissed, as you said.

Spree, C-Spot, Run.

Obviously, you guys know we didn't watch those.

I feel like, like, really, Never Been Kissed is the only thing I've genuinely seen him in.

Yeah, I agree.

In a meaningful way.

In a meaningful way.

Yeah.

Okay.

But he really gets very connected.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Classic.

Yeah, he is connected.

And I just feel like he gets like so much, you know, you see the name David R.

Kent.

And he's probably like respect him more.

He has recognizability.

But I just don't think he works as hard as Lala Kent.

Sound off in the the comments.

Who do you think wakes up every day and works harder?

Single mother slash reality star Lala Kent or famous brother slash ex-husband of Monica Geller, David Arquette?

So he, like, I'm sure the day that they were filming the movie, like filming the movie was all he had to do that day, just show up and be David Arquette.

He probably had his own trailer.

And like, she not only had a million other things to do, but also is having to prove herself.

She's coming in as the reality.

Like, seriously, fuck off.

She said what she said.

And she also lied to us at the beginning of the show because I think those were some of the best stories.

There is still one more.

One more story.

I could have like made you think it was five.

No, it's number five.

Oh.

I know what you did last summer.

Reboot reportedly has a star-studded cast.

And now I don't care about I know what you did last summer, but I do care about the faces in this.

And I know what you did last summer was Jennifer Love Hewitt, right?

That was like her big

was it?

Yeah, I think so.

A thousand percent.

I know it was.

And I feel like Freddie Prince Jr., too.

Sarah Michelle Geller, Freddie Prince Jr., Jennifer Love Hewitt, Ryan Philippe.

Philippe.

Oh, so like, okay, so I guess it kind of is meaningful because

this cast of people like were the it stars at the time.

Jennifer Love Hewitt, of course, Sarah Michelle Geller, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Freddie Prince Jr., she's all that.

Like Heartthrob Central.

Okay, so who are they sort of bestowing this honor upon?

It's pretty good.

Okay.

Cami Mendez.

Approved.

Madeline Klein.

Approved.

Sarah Pidgin.

Show me.

I don't know her.

I don't know her.

But she's a Tony Award nominee, so maybe she sings.

Tyreek Withers.

He looks familiar.

He's hot.

And Jonah Hauer King.

I don't know him.

Okay, it sort of went downhill after the first two.

Jonah Hauer King played Prince Eric in the new Little Mermaid.

Oh, okay.

That's big.

And then let me see.

Who is Tyreek?

He's really familiar with him.

You said he's familiar, so let's look.

He does look familiar.

IMDB.

IMDB.

Tell me lies.

Did you see

one thing at a time?

Don't tell mom the babysitter's dad about the reboot.

Who's Tim?

I've never seen any of these things.

Okay, maybe I don't know him.

He was in six episodes of Tell Me Lies.

Who the hell is Tim?

I think he's probably just like a guy, whatever.

Okay, but if, like, who, who would you have considered for like this role?

Who is that?

I mean, it's hard not to choose more people from Riverdale and

chasing Stokes.

What's it called?

Yeah.

Because battling Stokes, KJ Apple.

Yeah, literally.

Even though KJ Apple kind of like fell off.

Yeah, well, he had a baby.

That'll do it.

That'll do it.

I think he's just living life.

No, that's nice.

I'm happy for him.

And I think like Riverdale was a lot for a lot of people.

Yeah.

I would have put not to keep going Riverdale, but he really is like a hot star right now.

And he was nominated in an Oscar movie, Charles Melton.

Yeah.

And I love him.

Yeah.

They can never make me not like him.

Nobody's trying to.

Someone from like the summer I turned pretty.

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

That fella.

The fella.

Connor.

Yeah.

Any of them.

Jeremiah.

Yeah.

Was a bullfrog.

He was.

That's so true.

but anyways i probably won't see this but it's like i i approve this message yeah me too and i don't know why madeline klein and cami mandez like are the same person to me because they're from like the same type of show and they're huge stars from it and they sort of they both are big-time viral girlies who move in silence they just keep working yeah like Cami Mendez is out here hawking that Armani beauty.

She is out here going to the Met Gala, but we don't like see her in an annoying way.

They both do a really good job.

I feel like they might have like the same agent or something.

Yeah, perhaps.

Because they have similar trajectories to me.

Yeah.

And these are all pretty much like rumors conversations, but this is where it seems to be heading.

So it's not finalized.

You know, they're not shooting yet.

Things could change.

I think it's a good start.

Also, it's a good reminder of another sort of institution when it comes to marriage in Hollywood, and that's Freddie Prince Jr.

and Sarah Michelle Geller, who have been together since their teens.

And I love that.

Yeah, that's really beautiful.

Yes, Tell Me Lie season two trailer.

I'm so excited.

You know, that was like my favorite show of last year.

Same.

It's hard to get excited about a show that made us wait so long.

Yeah.

What is it?

A year?

More than a year.

Yeah.

Now I know the strike impacted everyone.

It's just not my problem, you know, as a consumer.

Yeah.

So they're just going to have to work doubly hard to win us back.

Yeah.

But that was a good show.

And that's one that I'm actually glad I didn't read the book on because I have no idea what's happening.

No, and apparently it's so different.

Oh.

Like it would bother me.

Frustrating.

So I'm glad I didn't read the book.

That's kind of where I'm at, except for Perfect Couple, that one I can hold space for both.

When does that come out?

I don't know.

We need to add it to the list.

We do need to add it to the list.

It better come out this summer because it's a summer flick.

I am really hoping and praying that this last hour plus we spent together makes its way to the public.

Yeah.

Because it feels like a really good piece of content that we're putting out.

It does.

And I feel as though people should listen to it and enjoy it and tell a friend about it.

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