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Good morning, millennials, and welcome back to the toast.

Happy Tuesday from the Hamptons.

Swirly summer.

Moldy summer has begun.

Now, people sounded off in the comments yesterday, and they really let us know the dangers of like mold is not something you could joke about.

Well, we found a way.

We found a way.

Oh, okay, Dan Schneider.

He's giving Dan Schneider.

No, we found a way way to joke about mold, but we have made some progress.

A teeny bit of progress.

I ordered a mold home test kit from Amazon.

And we called a mold inspection

who I was like, can you come out and check our house for mold?

He gave us a price quote that was a little too much.

Because, like, this is a joke, but it's also real.

And it was going to be like, I had in my mind, like, a certain amount of money that I was willing to spend on this joke.

No, but it's not for the joke.

It's just like to rule it out so that we can like move on, clear conscience, but it's too much money just for peace peace of mind so we tabled it however he did share some of the symptoms yeah of mold toxicity with us and he really hit the nail on the head however they're also kind of flu-like symptoms which is also what we're suffering from so are we sick or do we have mold it's really hard to know once again though we are survivors but really he said brain fog

that was like jackie's ears perked up because that's what i've been trying to say like i feel like i can't think i feel like i'm not me but that is also a symptom of just cold flu.

Everyone's saying COVID because I can't taste or smell.

So, again, like cold flu.

Yeah.

Once again.

And like, we just had COVID.

Once again, we're going to be okay.

Give me your hand.

Do you have COVID?

I don't know.

Remember when I had it?

You can't get COVID if you never get tested.

Let me, I'm going to hold your hand when I say this.

We're going to survive.

We're going to be okay.

The Lord is testing us.

I mean, I don't want to spoil what happened right before we started podcasting, but I'm going to clip it for our social media so you'll all find out.

No, let's talk about it because

we're going to forget to clip it because there's going to be so many hysterical moments from the show today.

Okay, let's, let's talk about it.

We sat down.

We sat down.

We were ready to go.

Claudia had the brilliant premonition to say, Ben was recording GG's in here yesterday.

Triple check.

Let's triple check.

My mic was muted.

He's trying to silence me.

We almost did this entire episode with a muted microphone.

Like, just be so thankful that you have, God willing, an episode today.

And then let me tell you why it was even more frustrating because when Ben was getting set up, he was like, what do I need to do?

I'm like, just plug plug the memory cards in.

He's like, and mute one of the microphones.

And I said, You actually don't need to do it.

This is a very controlled environment.

The sound audio is actually the quality, we haven't even talked about our sound quality being so good while we're in the Hamptons.

I said, You having one extra microphone turned on is not gonna, it's not worth you know, the potential risk.

So he said, Okay, it literally told him not to do it, and he still did it.

And we, and didn't undo it.

No, every single piece of content,

every single piece of content that he's creating in this house is ruining our shared experience.

Okay, I have to text him.

Oh my God.

Did you mute one of our microphones?

Question mark.

We just rapped and we only have one.

No, don't, don't start lies.

Say, do you mute one of our microphones and forget to unmute it?

That's still like we're in the truth zone.

And forget to unmute it.

Like his stomach is going to drop into his butthole.

No, no.

Well, who was it?

Edit James who said, unforgivable.

Unforgivable.

Yet you continue continue to allow him to use our space, to use our equipment.

No, and I actually blame the listeners because if you guys just stopped listening to their podcast, they would have no episodes to record.

It's so true.

So you stop listening and then our audio will remain premium.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What are the stories like today?

Like irrelevant?

I don't know if it's just the fact that like I'm happening like for the first time ever like I'm taking a month off in the summer even though I'm like working, but you know what I mean?

I'm just kind of unplugged.

Or it's just like nothing going on in the summer.

Well, it's summer.

It's always a lull, but also we're not super plugged in but the stories are like dees not the worst okay the best dees okay d-e-s-e c-e dees nuts that's the mold that's the mold you know what else must be the mold because i know you would never ever try to hurt me What?

Your mic flag is upside down.

No, but I keep rotating.

Like I keep going like this.

Like this is a 360 degree experience.

See, sometimes I'm like this and now it's right side up.

As long as you're not trying to hurt me.

Me?

Never.

Never.

I reserve that for your husband.

Yeah, no, we have to get him back.

Like, much like Taylor Swift and Olivia Rodriguez.

Leave the text as it is.

Okay.

And let the chips fall where they may.

I think that's actually a really good plan of action.

Yeah.

Like, just make him panic.

We don't even have to lie.

Like, that was just the truth.

Sometimes the truth is the best lie.

No, I'm literally having brain fog because I was going to say something and I don't even remember.

Oh, what I was going to say, totally separate, Jax and I have kind of like a busy day.

We do.

Jax is joining me on her first Sodo method, right?

Have you ever done it?

i literally introduced it to you yes i've done it no winner i thought you introduced me to hillary but like no i've done sodo methods oh you're familiar with the program familiar with the program oh my god here i was thinking like i was like gonna introduce you to like this whole thing no no no i think it's a great program

when did you do it um she came and trained me at my apartment one time and then so you're like kind of like a

angel investor maybe two times i've done a training with her and then the other time's just the the program but i don't like do it religiously like you because i don't do anything religiously right now except like you you know, get through the day.

Except get through the day.

Except brain fog.

I'm just getting through the day religiously.

In a religious way.

Oh, and I bake bread religiously.

And I have

you bake bread religiously.

I forgot.

I'll do it right after this episode, but your special birthday loaf needs to start today.

Yeah, I said I want, screw the carvel cake, I want candles and a loaf.

Well, you could have both.

For the breakfast, we're going to have a loaf.

I'm going to score it with a special kogi's design.

Yeah, if you could like learn on YouTube, like how to make like a rose or something, you know?

Well, I would make it like a C for Koji's, even though I make a C on every loaf.

Yeah, can you write kojers?

It will depend how it proofs.

You know what?

You said something on the podcast yesterday that I'm now like feeling is true.

The mold is definitely like concentrated in this room.

Because we're like extra stupid.

I'm feeling particularly dumb.

Like, I don't know, something.

Yeah, no, this room.

I don't know what it is.

I don't.

Maybe it's the bright lights.

Maybe.

It's also raining today, in case you can't tell by our gorgeous backdrop.

It's a rainy summer day.

I love a rainy summer day.

Should we?

An RST.

Make a chili.

An RST.

Okay, me.

Should we make a chili?

That's what you say when you're feeling dumb.

What?

Should I make a chili?

RST.

Literally.

Should we make a chili?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

She's thinking about it.

And.

Didn't we just have chili last week?

We did, but made such a good chicken chili last week.

I honestly would be really good with the SD.

I can't taste anything though, so anything sounds good and bad.

And it's it's like such a shame.

Like, girl, eat lettuce and stop.

There is nothing worse.

I'm wasting the good food on you that you can't even taste.

We wasted the good food on you.

There's nothing worse than losing your sense of taste.

Like, smell I can live without, even though they're kind of like, you can't lose one without the other.

Right.

Taste, it's like seriously devastating.

You know, when like we were at the farm stand, I brought all these fresh wares.

I'm making an Italian camper today, which is like tomato mozzarella and a fresh slicer.

You're making what?

The Italian camper.

The tomato.

Mozzarella.

The what?

I don't.

Your Italian camper, say it.

Mozzzarella.

Mozzarella.

That's not how Italian camper would say.

She'd say, the mozzarella.

Say it.

Why can't you say that like that?

I don't like doing stuff like that.

Yeah, I know.

And by the way, at the end of the day, like, we don't even talk about this on a serious level.

Like, you and I are so different.

We are.

And it's crazy that we get along.

And I think we've said this before, but like, if you and I weren't related, like, we just knew each other from school, like, we would fucking hate each other.

You said that, like, about when we were growing up.

Like, we wouldn't have to eat.

Well, that's for sure.

But I think you just were insane now.

Like, we were two

no i did ask i don't think i would like you say we were two like influencers like doing our thing out in the world and like

i saw you and your content like you saw me and mine like where you want to meet me it's hard for me to answer that question because in this scenario like am i molded in the eye of you do you know what i mean like my life like who i am right now like is heavily inspired by you so who the hell would i be right i think you would probably be the same because you have like you know a thick moral compass and like i'm just sort of like willy-milly out here doing what other people say but like i don't know who I would be without you.

For sure.

No, but I think just think of it more abstractly.

Like you would just be like, you know, you would still be girls on a job.

You would still be.

Okay, so let me say this.

Oh, I also, I had a rebrand idea for you.

Okay, wait, let me say this.

I definitely like would like and follow you and like listen to your podcast, but I do think like I might have unfollowed you a couple of months ago, just like with the bread.

With the bread, no, not even the bread, just like the lifestyle shift into like moving to the suburbs, making bread, mommy things are just so not the space.

I might have unfollowed you.

Yeah, but then you'd you'd be following me again in like a couple of years.

And you probably would have unfollowed me being like, This alcoholic needs to get her life together.

Do I follow?

Do I unfollow alcoholics who need to get their life together?

I should have told you.

Who am I unfollowing these days?

No, I guess the only people I really, I don't, it's a little drastic to unfollow unless you've offended me.

You know, I unfollow the terrorists.

Barring offense, the only people that I would unfollow like are people who are seriously like so boring, doing nothing on a given day.

People who are crazy like are entertaining no and it's like

not growing like taking the same pictures like seriously doing nothing giving nothing like working so hard editing like a photo and it's like girl like get a life should we get out there and live should we be brave and say the last person we unfollowed

sure but how would i know that

i don't remember like who you just unfollowed um barring offense Barring a fence or a fence.

Or a fence.

And I never followed Mark Ruffalo, so I was Mark safe.

My brain frogged, like I actually can't even think, because I would share.

I had to unfollow this girl, which was really sad because I really liked her.

And she's like a hot new thing on social media.

And she

like followed me on Instagram.

So I followed her back.

I was like, so excited, like the cool young person.

And then I was like watching her stories and she posted like, just went through like an unfollowing spree of people who really annoy me.

Like, sorry if you didn't make the kahal.

And I was like, oh,

I wonder if I made the kahal.

And lo and behold, she unfollowed me like this fucking bitch.

And I was like sad because I enjoyed her content.

I unfollowed her back.

I also followed her.

And wait, the plot thickens.

She re-followed me like a couple of weeks ago.

And I'm not playing this game.

No.

She's obsessed with me.

I'm not playing this game.

I'm too grown for this.

I'm turning 30 tomorrow.

I don't want to talk about it.

I feel like I still follow a lot of people who we've had on the show here who like used to be on The Bachelor or on some show.

And like, and I still follow them out of respect.

And then every once in a while, I'm like, does this person even still follow me?

Oh, yeah.

And then when they don't,

goodbye.

Bye.

I said, good day, sir.

Thank you.

I don't know how to get out of this cycle because I don't don't want to be rude.

Like, I'm sorry you're not on the bachelor anymore.

Like, that's not your fault.

But, like, I'm not going to take away, like, I'm going to be a part of the cycle.

Like, so I suppose, I stay supporting.

And then I'm like, wait, you don't even follow me anymore.

Right before this conversation, you were about to say something.

For your rebrand.

Oh, yeah.

I've got it.

Cause I know you don't want to change girl with no job.

And by the way, something's got to give.

According to Jackie, I'm like happy with her amount.

I need to modernize.

Okay.

Okay.

What?

Girly with no job.

No.

Let me tell tell you why.

One, it doesn't change anything.

Two,

I just then like lose my handle.

Do you know what I mean?

That's incredibly stupid.

And three, like, if I ever am going to change my username to something that's not Claudia Ashre,

it's going to be Turdy Lou.

So, oh, no, it should just be Claudia Ashre.

But I've, I've rested my case on this.

Like, I'm not pushing for the rebrand every day like I was.

You know, you got to know

what you're about.

When to hold them and went to fold them.

And I've seriously folded them, but I was just thinking that the other day, like, she's girly with no job.

Kevin Federline.

No, what's his name?

Kenny Rogers, who wrote that song.

You gotta know when to hold them.

No way.

By the way, why do you know that song?

I didn't until you just sang it.

You don't know that song?

You gotta know when to hold them, know when to fold them?

I guess technically I do, but like barely.

They like singing in 10.

And you could have given me 100 guesses of who sings that, and I wouldn't have ever guessed Kevin Federline.

You never would have guessed that it was Aaron Rodgers' dad?

No, I never would have.

I wouldn't have even known that it was a song, really.

Like, I thought it was just a saying by Flaubert.

Really, Flaubert?

Really, Bert.

We also have a live show in Team Menace Two Days.

Do we have one or two?

This week?

One.

Okay, that's what I thought.

And Zach was telling me I have two.

I'm like, oh, okay.

Oh, okay.

You know nothing.

But I was like, feeling, I was like, oh, I guess I have two then.

Honestly, while we're out here, we should book another night at the West Hampton Beach Performing Arts Center.

You don't have to participate.

You can sit in the audience with your children.

What I've learned through my time here is that your husband and I are an unbeatable force when it comes to kids' entertainment.

And I seriously think like Miss Rachel, like being a communist and like not wanting to make money, like good for her, couldn't be me.

Like if I cornered the kids' market in the way that she did, like games, puzzles, backpacks, video games, board games, like you could not stop me and my Walmart partnership.

And I think I might have found the key to my success when it comes to dominating the kids' entertainment space.

And it's your husband.

He really, he doesn't get in my way.

First of all, he always is like a supporting instrument.

He does drums on the the mouth.

He also just has got a great sense of rhythm.

He beat boxes.

He beat boxes.

What did I say?

Drums on the mouth.

Drums on the mouth.

Thank you.

He doesn't really want to be a star.

He's very much happy to be like a supporting act.

And it's been hard for you to find over the years.

Huge.

I'm sure I guess that's like me too.

You know what I mean?

But look at Miss Reach and like all her counterparts.

Like they're slowly eclipsing her.

And I don't want that for my brand.

Like I want.

No, you know what I mean.

Like, I,

you know,

work partnerships can be delicate.

So I think I've gotten something really special.

I don't know what like our, our traveling choir's, like, name is.

Like, turdy and the jets, maybe.

Um,

turdy and the zets.

I'm working on it.

We're working through it.

And I just think my time, like, to billionaire status, I always said, like,

I'm going to be the next female billionaire who didn't inherit it or marry into it.

I think this might be it.

Cause just

you can be sure of one thing in this life.

And it's like, if I ever got to level Miss Rach did, like, I wouldn't squander it in the way that she did.

Squander.

Like, I would not be out there.

Like, she does well because you know, of course, no, she lives well, but like, not in the way that she really could have.

Like, if she, if Miss Rach was a capitalist, there would be Miss Rach.

Like, I would do albums, like, because kids

kids are obsessed with like certain music to listen to in the car.

So, I would do humans.

Hardware kids are making toys, and then the toys that they're playing with on the show are the ones that people buy in their house.

Like, it writes itself.

Like, the end game is a theme park.

Like, there are so many iterations.

And, like, okay, keep making your YouTube videos.

You know, It's just like for me, and I respect, like, I guess it could never be me.

And that's why just make sure to follow Turdy and the Zets when we come out with our first when we launch.

Yeah.

So you, what, you would do like a matinee at

like a four o'clock West Hampton Beach Performing Arts Center where like Zach and I just like the Wabak.

Wubak, where Zach and I just like wild out on stage and then I take a break.

Turdy Lou and the GC GSNO.

Oh, cute.

Yeah.

Cute.

You just said idea.

Okay.

I support it.

I support you.

Do you?

You would have unfollowed me.

I, yeah, no, she's still harboring on that.

But like, Jackie, you can't even lie and say that, like, if you didn't know me, you would have unfollowed me, like, maybe like one or two years ago.

Oh, back to this original conversation.

Like, no, because

I, all the creators that I are similar to you or were similar to at a certain time, I still follow.

Because you know I love my meme sters.

That's true.

But I can't quit them.

And I know you're not a memester anymore, but like.

I'm a humor content creator.

I still support my memesters.

Wow, that's huge for the meme community.

Yeah, I'm the last one.

speaking of comedy henna burner's netflix special drops today i'm like if i had five minutes to watch five minutes to watch anything i want to watch it but we just started dcc we never made it we didn't even finish first no we're on the second episode and we are really excited to get back to that you know probably in three years yeah and then we can watch henna burner special and then we can watch henna burner special actually start a content list for this trip specifically because we'll forget no and we've just been bad like bad with our content but i do want to see that no we are going to get back into our content era Content is important to us.

Clearly, we're content creators.

Where is my content list?

DCC.

Hold on.

I have to search by sound of music because I know that's on

Hampton's content.

Kardashians.

Okay, DCC.

Hannah.

Hannah Burner.

Great.

Family Affair.

I want to see that stupid Zachapron movie.

I'm really hungry.

Oh, okay.

I guess we're just changing the subject.

Are you hungry?

I'm really never not.

You know, ever since like the post-OzEPIC fatigue, like there's no time in which I'm not hungry.

The more I eat, the hungrier I am.

Like I had a full dinner last night,

a little ice cream cake.

Yeah, that was good.

And I can't even hack it till 11.

Well, don't worry about me.

I already had a brownie.

Oh, okay.

Okay, great.

That's why we're going to the soda method.

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Her first story, Lindsay Hubbard is answering all of the questions that we had yesterday about the timeline of her pregnancy.

It's almost like she listens to this podcast and then, you know, makes content accordingly.

Yeah, thank you.

You're welcome.

Lindsay Hubbard posted a rare picture of her boyfriend, her mystery man, while outlining her pregnancy timeline, but she did hide his face with an emoji.

It's giving Jamie Linspier as like putting emojis over her kids' faces.

No, because she did that after we had already seen them.

Yeah, no, they were in the public eye for 15 years, but put an emoji on their face.

And then tomorrow, don't.

And then the next day, do.

Like, it's giving Willie-Nilly, which is Lindsay Hubbard is.

Would never, ever be.

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So, first picture was a wedding in Mexico on April 6th, and she said that was right when she found out.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, but not in the video.

No, no, just a magazine, and we're happy to be there.

Yeah, it's like a local Hamptons kind of big deal magazine.

Lindsey Hubbard's on the cover, and if you open it up to like the very last page, there is a picture of your girl.

It's just spread.

It's giving coverages.

They just spread.

We spread them.

We spread them to the magazine.

It's giving cover girls on the inside, not on the outside.

On the inside, yeah.

It's giving Centerfold.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Then a wedding in Portugal, where he was there to help, and that's where she covered his face.

Watch what happens live appearance, summer house reunion taping, something about her opening, wedding in Italy, Kleinfeld again launch, which, you know, we also lauded.

Wedding in Colorado, and the Spotlight magazine cover party, which considering we were inside the magazine, it's weird that we weren't invited.

to the party.

When we're literally in the Hamptons, but okay.

And that was on 6.30.

It was the day before we got out there.

We could have come.

I don't know.

I appreciate this.

I think the point she's trying to make is like, I am Wonder Women.

Look at all the things I did while in my first trimester, which they say is extremely difficult.

And two, like, thank you.

I just wanted to know, like, if you knew you were pregnant at the reunion while dealing with all this bullshit.

And honestly, it makes sense.

That's how she remains so calm.

Yeah.

And I'm glad that she was able to, but she's such a queen for sitting there and dealing with this bullshit.

Onslaught of idiocy.

And I hope everyone feels bad, even though they probably knew that she was pregnant, because even then, there were those rumors.

And then I remember I had heard the rumor that she was pregnant, but I watched the reading and I'm like, she doesn't seem it.

Right.

So if we had heard it, well, we had heard it after, I don't know when we heard it, but they probably knew.

I'll say.

I'll say they might have known.

I don't think so, actually.

I guess though, if like we had heard it.

Whatever.

Like, I'm just happy for this queen, you know?

Yeah, me.

Know that I am.

So she talked about her relationship and that she was not planning to conceive.

She said it's a lot of pressure on a new relationship, but I think because he's the right man, because we are so bonded and connected and communicate very effectively with each other, it hasn't felt like work.

And she did previously, right?

Yes.

This is like an action.

No, no, no.

Like they met in a romantic setting, but like

didn't go further than that.

Got it.

And then when they reconnected, like, because of the timing and everything, and then they matched again on an app and they were like, oh, you again.

I like you.

That's always a good way to meet.

Yes.

Timing is everything.

And she will not be revealing his identity.

Is that correct?

She said, because of his job in biotech investing, he needs to maintain privacy.

It's just crazy how you can one day be engaged to somebody who wants to, you know, act and open a sober sports bar and doesn't have a real job.

And next thing you know, you're starting a family with somebody who works in biotech finances.

What was it?

Biotech Investing.

Correct.

And that's why you should just never give up on your dreams, like for real.

Yeah.

And then when asked about

what Carl's reaction to this would be, she said, His emotions are no longer my responsibility.

It's just not not my problem anymore.

Facts.

Facts.

I seriously actually feel bad for Carl.

Like, every time I see a picture of him on social media, he's like, to me, he just looks like someone who's deteriorating.

No, and also, like, this season has been a referendum on his influencing.

Yeah.

And so he.

Every time he does, every time he tries to pay his bills and like does a brand partnership, he gets roasted.

But like, it's not good.

Yeah, with further proof that, like, it's not just a job anybody could do.

People say, like, I could be an influencer.

Really?

I don't think you could.

And I feel like because there's such a magnifying glass on his influencing, which, you know, it's, it's a little unfair, but that's just where the chips fell.

And there's a magnifying glass on hers as well.

But she's crushing it.

And like, he maybe should hire a social media manager because like what we're seeing is not the great thing.

I personally, like, I don't think he's at a place where he's bringing enough in enough revenue to hire somebody to do the job.

Okay, what about like an intern, Sewing Morgan style?

I just think like reality stars and influencers who hire unpaid interns, like it's seriously not okay.

No, nobody actually does that except for Sewing McMorgan.

That's why it was so funny.

No, people do do that.

Really?

Yeah.

Do you get school credit for interning for an influencer?

I don't think they're like an accredited institution, but but how can then you be an intern?

Like what is an intern getting if not credit?

Experience.

That's the whole point of internships.

It's literally such a crock of shit.

I feel like that's illegal now.

Well, ever since those that group of yellow belly losers sued Vogue for being unpaid interns, in New York State, I do believe it is illegal to be an unpaid intern, but payment can be considered credit.

Right.

It can be considered like a per diem for lunch, like a Metro card.

There's like loopholes.

Internships are so crazy.

Internships are the modern MLM.

No.

It's modern apprenticeship.

No.

Let me think about what.

It's slave labor with like a better branding.

Happs, but like an apprentice back in the day, like used to be you would apprentice with the local tailor.

You would learn his trade from

his skills and then you could open up your own shop.

Like that's a nice thing.

By the way, $1,000.

Why would he spend his time like paying you and teaching you?

Like experience is a valuable commodity.

And how can you get a job that requires experience if you don't have any experience?

I just think like the jobs these days are not as hard as like being a blacksmith.

When you're interning as a marketing manager, like right, like that's something like you can learn on the job.

Yeah.

You know?

No, it's not an actual, like a

skillful trade.

Because I think also like a lot of us are doing marketing in our everyday life.

Right.

I mean, I don't know about you, but I'm constantly marketing.

Well, we are marketers.

We've always been marketers.

We always will be.

Like, no matter where this thing goes,

we will go back to our marketing roots.

Right.

Marketers could market, you know?

No, but that's seriously.

Like, we're joke.

I'm joking, and I'm serious.

Like, that's who we are.

I'm not joking.

Like, I'm a marketer by trade.

The word marketing and like the concept in the industry of marketing.

Fake, not real, but it is, you know,

it's so crazy.

It's just like, I just think everybody who like got into marketing, like, thought they were going to be Matthew McConaughey in 10 days, 10 Things I Hate About You.

No, what's the movie called?

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days?

Like, Frost Yourselves.

Like, you would be out here with your buddies, like, coming up with slogans.

And quite literally, that's like one person's job in an industry of millions.

No, and it's like everyone's due.

Like, we need like so many people to come up with frost yourself.

Right.

And it's not even a good slogan.

And I see so many bad slogans out here like every single day.

Like, it's just like the marketing hamster wheel.

I'm going to grab a tissue.

Like, feel free to talk to everyone.

I'm not in the mood to edit this episode.

Like, this is a, what's the, what do they say?

It's a stream of consciousness.

It is a stream of consciousness.

Well, I guess just all to say, happy for, I'm really happy for Lindsay Hubbard in earnest.

And I'm really curious to see what this season will entail considering.

The cast is coming back and she is pregnant.

And I hope everyone can be like a little fucking nice to her for one second.

By the way, did I tell you not to leave your coffee on this couch?

You did, but then when you said it, I realized I didn't leave a ring, so I kept doing it.

You ever blow your nose and like you have a whole new perspective on life?

I just can't believe I sat here for so long, like needing to blow my nose.

And like, I seriously, I lay my life out on the line for this job.

Yeah.

My health.

I feel so much better.

I'm happy for you.

Know that I am.

Oh, well, our next story is really akin to the conversation we were just having because the Devil Wears Prada sequel is in the works at Disney with a screenwriter, Align Brosh McKenna in Talks to Return.

So she wrote the original one.

Disney is developing a sequel to the hit 2006 movie starring Meryl Streep as Miranda Priestley.

The original film screenwriter, Alan Brosh McKenna, is in Talks to Return to pen the next chapter.

Who from the original cast will return is not clear, but the storyline reportedly follows Miranda as she navigates her career amid the decline of traditional magazine publishing and faces off against Blunt's character, now a high-powered executive for a luxury group with advertising dollars that Priestley desperately needs.

Okay, I do.

Oh, the garbage is being picked up.

Yay, we have a lot of garbage.

It's so crazy how, like, living in a house.

I don't live in a house, and you might know this.

Like, the fact that you have to pay to have your garbage picked up is insane.

Do you do that at home?

I don't know.

Like, is that not just a public service?

Like, right?

There are all these adult things I'm learning, like, I'm living in a home.

I'm like, Hampton's thing.

Okay, because that's really crazy.

Yeah.

And, like, it was expensive too.

Yeah.

What were we talking about?

Oh, I will say the premise for this movie like does sound good.

Like Miranda, it's true.

Like when you think about the hypothetical character of Miranda, she doesn't have long years in this industry.

It's like flailing.

So there's there.

I just think like sometimes it's okay for things to be left alone, especially things that are perfect, like the Devil Ris Prada.

Yeah, and I think if they do this and

Meryl Streep returns and Emily Blunt returns, I think it will be really quality.

Me too.

And it'll be like a major cultural moment.

Yep.

But it will never

recreate the magic of the first one.

It will not be nearly as iconic.

And I think that would only harm the overall legacy of the movie.

But who cares when we can make like a couple million dollars?

Yeah, I don't know.

I just feel like, is this absolutely necessary?

And I wish people would just work hard on creating new things.

Like, nothing popular is new.

It's all rebooted, revamped, sequel.

Like, why don't we just, what if you just wrote an original show?

No, but Devil Wears Prado is based on a book.

So it's not even like there's a sequel.

So just do another book, a different book.

There are plenty of iconic books.

Not only iconic books, there are new books every day.

Yeah, and that are super popular.

It's just like enough.

I'm like, I feel like everyone is so lazy.

Everyone's photing it in.

Not us.

Like, look, we just built a studio in the Hamptons.

Like, I'm really getting tired of everybody being lazy.

And because we put out a piece of original, violent content every day.

It seems like people are not being original nor violent in their work.

No.

Maybe that's because they're not leading ordinary lives.

No, they're not.

That's legit the problem.

Yep, yep, yep.

They're being violent in their lives.

Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

But it should reserve the violence for the work and the ordinariness for the life.

He was, you see, you're really on to something.

Like, he was really onto something.

I agree.

Like, the more we talk, the more I realize why you wrote it down.

Right?

Yeah.

Who said that one?

Flaubert.

Oh, okay, okay.

Really Flaubert.

Really, Flaubert.

Really?

So, we'll keep you posted on who's set to return.

Did you ever read the book?

No, because I saw the movie before I ever thought about reading the book, but I do hope Anne Hathaway does not return because I hate her character.

I hate her character too.

I really hope her boyfriend doesn't return because he's the worst character in the movie.

Yeah.

But in order for the sequel to like to make sense, and if you think about how the movie ended, like Anne Hathaway's character would be nowhere in this movie.

Yeah, she would maybe be in the coffee shop like that she ran into Emily Blunt's character.

Not even because she moved to Boston at the end.

I hope Giselle is in it.

That's like such an underrated thing.

I'm so glad you brought that up.

Like, I know she's not an actress by trade, but the way she was so transformed with that one pair of glasses in the Devil Risk product, I didn't even know that that was.

She had them on time.

Like, she really looked different.

Jackie, I didn't even know for many years that that was world-renowned supermodel, Giselle, which is just like a brilliant move.

Like, marketing-wise, I believe at the time it was probably like a really big deal and was really smart.

Like, synergy, it's supposed to be vogue.

She's Giselle.

The way, and like, like, seriously, like that pair of glasses, it might as well have been a full-blown disguise, a prosthetic face.

She could be working with.

Emily Blunt.

Emily Blunt and her new friend.

Maybe they left.

They were friends.

And yeah, like, swirly.

So, no, you got a big job.

And then you start to hire people and you hire the people that you used to work with who were great at their job at your old job, or they like left and started this big agency together.

Because, like, what was Giselle's job in the movie?

Like, that's too dumb.

Why?

Because Giselle had-I feel like she was another assistant, just not to Miranda.

Oh, you think she was another assistant?

I thought she was like a

worker, like, oh, like someone of a fashion editor, like someone of decent importance,

right?

Like, someone who would is more likely to have left and started the company than an assistant.

Not necessarily, but perhaps.

Perhaps.

I I um

what is what is what is Giselle saying in the movie?

Like, what is one of her lines

about

a hideous skirt convention?

But no, that's Emily Blunt.

Oh, Google it.

Like, just Giselle does speak in the movie, and I feel like she has one iconic line.

Oh, I know it.

When she comes in after her makeover, and like, Emily Blunt is so mad, Giselle goes, she looks good.

Oh, yeah.

That's literally it.

That's so funny.

Are those the Chanel boots?

Yeah.

Literally me.

So good.

Literally me with like my.

I feel like she really, she could be in the next movie if she wanted to.

Like there's space for her.

There's no space for Andy.

There is space for Stanley Tucci.

Are you holding space for Giselle?

I'm holding space.

Yeah.

Love that.

Yeah.

I am.

I think that would be really fun.

I think it would be really fun and fresh.

And like a great way for her to be like...

flex her creative muscles.

Do you think in the sequel she would have gotten contacts?

Or she would put the glasses on?

I think she'll be wearing new glasses that are like the glasses of today, right?

Like more modern glasses.

Those glasses are very early 2000s, like the little ones.

She looks amazing.

She is a supermodel, so yeah, she better.

That's not shocking.

That's why we pay her the big bucks.

I have recently started quoting

a line from Devil's Where's Prada in my everyday life.

I said it to you.

Oh, wait.

Oh, yeah.

Details.

Do not bore me with details of your ink.

Oh my god, Ben is such a liar.

Oh, my God.

No, I didn't touch them.

Wow.

You did, period.

Jackie's mic was muted.

Like, who does he think?

Like, the microphone fairy came in and pressed mute?

This is your issue.

It's the lying.

Yeah.

It's the gaslighting.

Oh, let the texts begin.

You know, it's my birthday tomorrow.

Oh, yeah.

And, like, free eyebrow, free this.

I have to go to Sephora.

But I think they give you the whole month.

Okay, but still, we're out here all month.

So

you got got to make time for that.

I don't even know what this place is, but I have a free complimentary brow wax, $10 off a service or $5 off any product.

What is this place?

I don't know.

EWC.

Oh, European wax.

Okay,

that's not an acronym.

That's like crazy that they would expect me to know that.

Except we all knew.

I didn't know.

You didn't know?

I didn't know.

Okay, well, are you ready for our next story?

What number?

Three.

Oh, yeah.

John Corbett says that it's been unfulfilling to be an actor in Hollywood and says he chose the wrong thing to do with his life.

That's kind of crazy to hear from somebody who I feel like.

Is successful.

Not only is successful, but other actors probably are jealous of the fact that he's been like a working actor for 30 years.

Like that's really hard.

And

he's like famous, but also can lead a normal life.

Like it's kind of like the ideal.

He probably makes a lot of money, too.

Yeah.

So here's what he had to say and why he feels that way.

Oh, God.

Okay.

Yell at me, please.

Nope.

And you can yell at me more.

I want it more.

Before we like judge what he said.

No, keep yelling at it.

yell.

The actor said it's been unfulfilling being a TV actor and that he chose the wrong career path in a recent podcast interview on Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade.

He said, Look, I'm in the fourth quarter of the football game now in life and in showbiz.

It's just a fact.

So I can reveal now I picked the wrong fucking thing to do with my life.

I've made a lot of money.

I live in a beautiful home.

People come to me at every restaurant I go in.

So so much for that normal life.

I'm a friend of the world.

But as far as a fulfilling creative work life, life, I didn't write one fucking line.

I didn't write one joke to make people laugh.

So it's been unfulfilling on that level.

He mentioned Emma Stone as someone he admires as an actor who was also involved in the creative process of putting a project together after producing the films Poor Things and Kinds of Loneliness.

He said, I'm not collaborating with the writers.

Have you ever sat in a waiting room of a doctor's office for like an hour and been like, what the fuck?

For me, that's what making a movie is like because I'm not part of any creative process.

I'm not a movie actor.

I'm really a television actor.

And so that has to move move quick.

And that guy's got to make a million decisions.

And we're not chucking and jiving and going out for wine after.

What the hell is he talking about?

And so I'm just at this point in my life.

If something seems really, really fun, I'll say yes.

Okay.

Like, tell me you're looking for something to complain about without telling me.

Like, this is not relatable in any way.

I thought he was going to say something more profound.

And I just want to say, like, you can't call yourself a TV actor.

Like, I, yes, he's, what is he most known for?

Aiden, which is the TV show.

How does he afford his house for being part of a billion dollar franchise?

Call my Big Fat Greek Wedding.

Like, please.

Really?

yeah you know my big fat greek wedding is like one of the biggest movies ever made financially it was like it was josh peck was explaining it to me once and that like tom hanks and rita wilson like financed it or something they're like producers on it and like that's how they made their money like so many people so many people got rich off my big fat greek wedding isn't that weird that is weird um

so please yeah And I guess like what he's saying is he didn't get the opportunity to be violent and original in his work.

And he's lived an ordinary life and done ordinary work.

I just don't think his work can be considered as ordinary.

Like being a part of a cult fan favorite show.

Isn't acting the art?

Even if someone else wrote the lines, like that's always been what acting is.

You go about the stage, even you read Shakespeare's words, but you're the actor.

Like maybe he's now realizing that he wanted more.

No, and this is like so awesome.

He's not giving nothing.

And also,

he has made like, Aiden was lovable because he played Aiden.

We could have had Adrian Grenier play Aiden.

We would have hated him.

No, no.

This is literally what happens in Entrash.

It's like you get to a point where you've acted a lot and you need to write the screenplay and you need to direct.

And everybody's like, you're literally one of the dumbest people ever.

Like, no, just take to acting.

Why?

Like, literally, why?

I know,

as us, we're saying, like, why?

Stop, like, go away.

It's all the same.

But clearly, this is the trajectory for actors.

Like, first of all, it takes forever to find success.

And if you ever do, then the next feeling of wanting that you'll have is to

no, and some people do it really well, Margot Robbie.

A lot of people don't realize Brad Pitt has been like more behind the scenes producing a lot of movies that you know.

Some people have it, some people don't.

Such is life, John Corbett.

Why don't you go cry into your silk sheets in your mantle?

Also, like, he lights up a screen.

Like, not everyone has that.

The thing is, I feel like he's like being one, like a baby and hard on himself.

He's too hard on himself.

No, the fact that John Corbett could like sit back and seriously complain about anything, like, seriously, shut the fuck up.

He's the most handsome man on the planet.

But I think that's what, like, I don't think John Corbett, like, seriously, his like tiny violins cry for me, but I think that's what happens on a podcast.

Yeah, you just like look for things to say.

You're looking for things to say, you're sharing your innermost thoughts.

So, like, here's a thought that he has.

I don't think he's like, needs everyone to know, hey, guys, I'm sad.

No, that's that's a good point, too.

He's just talking about his life at a glance.

It's important to remember, like, they had to fill the airtime.

Yeah, no, and it's like he probably said a million uninteresting, happy things, and now here's his one complaint, and that's the write-up.

Yeah, because he's like, wrong thing to do with my life.

That's like the quote that they pulled.

That really is like an unfair summation of what he said.

And I would like to know if he could do it all again, what would he want to do?

Would it be like the producing and writing or like

being

a craftsman?

Producing something.

Wait, go be a craftsman and live in a studio apartment.

Like, please.

Yeah.

Please.

Let's see what Ben said.

He said he swears.

Didn't touch anything.

You should say, do you think Romeo stepped on it?

Oh, he can come to the soda method with us.

Well, he's no longer invited.

Oh, he wants to sabotage us.

Oh, great.

Pick us up at 12.30.

Ooh, my tissue.

All is that to say

this.

Tiny violins.

Yeah.

But all is that to say, I'm glad he's getting out in the podcast, letting us see like behind the veil of John Corbett.

What do you think is John Corbett's best work?

I have to go through it.

He has like a really impressive

comes to mind.

Correct.

But he was also in the summer, whatever that movie.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Not the summer.

To all the boys I loved before.

Yeah.

Obviously, my big fat Greek wedding, Sex in the City.

Ramona and Bezus.

Never saw it.

I just feel like

Raising Helen.

I know that's what you would say.

Oh, my God.

I freak out.

Wait, is John Corbin my favorite actor?

He is your favorite actor.

And so your favorite actor is telling you that he's suffering, Claudia.

You're right.

And I haven't been listening to him.

And you're not there for him.

I guess, but he's really not.

Would you say he's a TV?

Remember that TV show we had, Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll?

I think that, yes, I do.

But I think that also he probably was in a big TV show that we're not, that we're forgetting.

Yeah, like the West Wing that we didn't know about.

Yeah, exactly.

Not to say he was in the West Wing, but it's giving West Wing.

Yeah, wait, let me find that.

Or like Walking Dead.

Like a show we are unfamiliar with.

Yeah, where it's like everybody's been watching and like he's the biggest thing on TV.

Yeah, I don't think so.

It's not coming up in his IMDb.

No, I think so.

I think he was in The Walking Dead.

I love this man.

Thank you for reminding me.

He's probably my favorite actor.

Great.

Okay, so maybe you should support him in this hard time.

You're right.

I take back everything I said.

And if he wrote and produced something, like, tell him that you would go and see it.

Maybe he should do it.

I thousand percent.

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Well, what can I say?

Seriously.

Our next story, a little book news.

A celebrity is writing a memoir.

And it's Josh Gadd.

Love.

He announces his new memoir that will publish in 2025.

And the name is...

Okay, let me think.

He is known for Olaf.

Disney voice.

What did he do before Disney?

Book of Mormon.

Okay, so he's like a Broadway king.

What is it?

Nothing comes to mind.

In God We Trust.

Gad.

In Gad We Trust.

That is a top-tier name.

And then the subtitle is A Tell Some.

I guess like instead of a tell all.

Oh, funny.

Yeah.

Josh Gadd is very funny.

Yes.

So Josh Gad, whose credits include voicing the snowman Olaf in Pixar's Frozen, as well as starring in shows like The Book of Mormon and Gutenberg.

And excuse me, Le Pieu.

What's his name?

Lefeu?

Gaston and the wedding ringer.

I don't know, but who is, what's his character's name?

Lefeu?

Le Fou.

Okay.

Plans to pull back the curtain on his own life.

Through his new essay collection, the Tony Award nominee will write about topics like his big break into the entertainment industry, mentorship from Robin Williams, and how others once doubted his success.

I would totally read this.

He will also touch upon personal stories such as how he struggled with his self-image and weight, as well as how his parents' divorce left a lasting impact on him.

He said, After decades of reading other people's words, I've decided to write some of my own, and it's turned into my book, In God We Trust, a tell some.

I can't wait to take readers on a journey tackling everything from a snowman to a Mormon to a grown man.

What do you think it's like to have, like, seriously made $100 million from like not even having to brush your hair?

Yeah.

Dream job.

Olaf has earned it, though.

A thousand percent.

Like, he brought something special.

Yes, Frozen was what it was for two reasons:

Olaf and the music.

Yeah.

And also a Demonzell, Chris and Belle, you know.

No, I feel like, seriously, anybody could have done what Chris and Belle did.

I agree with that.

I don't know if anyone could have hit Let It Go like a Demon's Level.

I agree.

I was

so crazy about that song.

It's like they also gave us the popular version with Sammy Lovato.

Yep.

But the world chose

the original, which never happens.

Never happens.

And then there's also the Rascal Flatts version, right?

Oh, with Lucy Hale.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So yeah,

he is not ordinary, Josh Cadd.

And this actually sounds like a book that I would read.

I love the title.

You know how hard we can be on people with their titles.

It's not as good as Memoirs of a Gay Shah, but it's pretty good.

It's pretty good.

I love Josh Cadd.

He's like seriously one of my favorite people.

He's so cute.

He's so Jewish.

And like, we stand like a Jewish king just writing a book about his weight.

Like, I can't wait to read that part.

Yeah.

Also, you like short stories.

I love short stories.

Who?

Garrett Giannetti's are the best.

That's like the most recent short stories that I've read.

Also, Tom Segora, but between you and I, I couldn't finish it.

I know, you're missing out.

Yeah, it wasn't a reflection on the book.

I think it was more of a reflection of like me not being in the mood to read.

So it'll come out in January 2025, not too far away.

Pretty far away.

That's a whole last year, but okay.

But in book time, someone announced a book that literally doesn't come out for two years.

It's so, so far away.

I forget who it was.

So happy for Josh Gadd.

And I really am in my Josh Gadd era because as we said, like we're in our Olaf era.

So he's just like always in my ear.

Yeah.

And he's a Zionist.

So we have absolutely no choice but to purchase this book.

I'll probably purchase a physical and a digital copy just to support Jews.

Twice over.

Just to support Jews.

Maybe I'll choose it for the Redheads.

Honestly, do it.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

So sad, yeah.

But you'll be excited about it.

Chase McNary's getting divorced.

By the way, did you see his new wife commented on this?

No, oh, God.

She said, someone showed me this episode, and it's safe to say now I'm a toaster.

Okay, okay.

So she gets it.

It's like a joke.

Yeah, yeah.

No, no, no.

She loved it.

Okay, go ahead.

She loved it.

And now she's a toaster.

So when I asked the question, by the way, it's good for business.

Yeah.

Our fifth and final story is a little 5K news.

Okay.

Not about you, I'm sorry, but you can find a way to make it about you.

Okay.

Because Travis Barker is praising Courtney Kardashian for competing in his Run Travis run 5K months after giving birth.

Right.

Says she's a beast.

So Travis was a proud husband at his inaugural Run Travis run event in LA over the weekend.

He hosted and ran a 5K event at the Kia Forum on Saturday, where he was joined by his wife Courtney.

The run and wellness experience kicked off just eight months after she gave birth to the couple's.

Wait, that's literally exactly where the 5K that I ran was with Travis.

So he obviously had an idea.

So he said, My wife's a beast.

She's never done this before.

She thinks I'm crazy because some mornings I'll wake up and she'll be like, Where are you going?

And he's like, I heard there's a 5K, babe.

I'm going to go run it.

Oh, that's literally what happened.

That's literally what happened with two bears, probably.

Yeah, because nobody knew he was going to be there.

Literally, Travis Barker just showed up.

He completed the full 3.1 miles in under 20 minutes and adorably watched as she walked the finish line with some friends.

What was her time?

They didn't say.

No, he's the craziest runner, you guys.

And everyone was talking about it at the 5K.

Nobody knew he was going to be there.

He was right at the front and he was, he came in first, like before anyone else.

And it was like a really fit group of people.

Like it wasn't like hard, obviously not me, but like everyone else.

Under 20 minutes is literally crazy.

Yeah.

That's like less than a seven.

It's like three six minute miles.

That's wild.

Yeah.

Good for him.

And I'm proud of Courtney.

You know, that's fabulous.

Like, it's so important when your partner has a passion to indulge.

That's like

Ben on the 5K.

Like, you were the Travis.

He was the Courtney.

Yeah, except like Ben wasn't doing it to.

Actually, no, he was.

He was doing it to support me.

Except that I think Courtney probably remembered to pack sneakers.

Hopefully.

And didn't like sprint in the front.

Yeah.

And ruined the whole day.

And then maybe also cheat.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, you can say that.

I didn't say that.

I think you've already.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Ben cheated the 5K.

Yeah, I don't think Courtney did.

So it's like kind of the same.

I really like these two.

I'm obsessed.

Like their intro to like they get a bad rap because they're always like licking each other.

I don't like licking.

Me neither, but at the end of the day, like they're so oddly traditional.

Yeah.

Even though the way that they look, they look like the total opposite.

I really like them.

No, I love them.

I'm so in my Courtney era and I've been and

I'm, I love everything that they I love hearing like bits and pieces of their life and postpartum and it's just beautiful.

So what you're saying is that you're not going to unfollow her like you would me.

No, I'm not going to unfollow.

I would sooner unfollow you before I unfollowed her right now.

Like her content really serves me.

Okay, so I guess I was onto something earlier in the show.

You guys want me to unfollow you?

Do it.

Do it right now.

No.

Do it.

I don't want to because like you're, I like seeing my earliest follows and that they're like true.

You're the first person I ever followed on Instagram.

In my life.

Yeah.

That would be like latest follows, girl.

That's so weird.

Yeah, I totally agree.

So that would be really weird.

But maybe, maybe I should unfollow you just to start start drama.

Oh my God.

We need

that.

Like very call her daddy.

Like, will they, won't they?

Yeah.

Like, Jackie doesn't follow Claudia anymore.

Oh my God, let's do it.

Okay, but maybe we should do it when we like.

We should have done it this long weekend because we're going to be on the show again tomorrow.

And then I would have posted like nothing on Instagram, then one quote, like about betrayal or something.

By Flubbert.

No, that would be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like just because it's like coded.

It's Jackie coded.

Yeah.

The toasters would know that's about me.

Yeah.

Okay, next time we have nothing to do and we take two days off.

Let's do that.

I love that, Blen.

So important to like have lists for things to do when you have nothing to do.

No, and just like have things to look forward to.

Like, I really look forward to the drama we're about to start one day.

Yeah.

But like, we have to let people forget, you know?

Right, we're going to be able to do this.

We're literally

a couple of days.

You didn't hear this.

Don't worry.

I'm sure Ben will.

I'm sure Ben will make sure no one heard this.

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