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Good morning, millennials, and welcome back to the toast.

Happy Monday.

If there ever was a Monday.

If there ever was a Monday, I feel as though I've forgotten how to do this job.

Yeah.

That's what a long weekend will do to your girls.

Make you so comfortable.

Felt so long in a good way.

I barely remember that we do this thing called the toast.

I hope this is a great episode.

This is my first time podcasting.

I'm happy to be here.

The telltale sign of a good holiday weekend is how poorly you do at your job on that Monday.

And I just want to say, what a fabulous long weekend it was.

This is the podcasters, too.

Yeah, this is a job.

No, it is.

And I just feel like you wouldn't expect that.

Like, maybe if you're plugging in your numbers, you get scramblesome numbers that day.

And I do want to say.

My brain is scrambled.

This weekend was so long and so fabulous.

And it really just, I feel so healthy.

Not physically, I'm actually quite sick, but

a sound of mind.

It definitely makes a good argument for the three-day work week, you know?

Except, oh, a three-day work week.

Because what we had, we had Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday last week.

Yeah.

No, I feel so scrambled.

I actually am very much, even though it's hard sometimes.

times self-care looks like hard work and like I'm looking forward to getting back on a routine because I'm out of sorts.

Also, since the last time you guys saw me, I've made four loaves of bread and I have a fifth one proof.

You guys, that shit was so good.

I just want to say, my toxic trait is that I can't cook for people without needing like heaps of praise.

And for the entire time that we're eating the meal, to be talking about how amazing they are.

Not just once.

Like I need a lot of praise when I cook.

for people.

And that's like something that I struggle with.

But I just want to say I've gotten so much positive reinforcement and affirmation from my sourdough.

Like it's enough, Dainu.

Like it was all worth it.

The two months of planning planning and prepping and learning just to make fresh bread for my family in the hamptons like has panned out i've gotten so much love and support from my family and it means the world to me that's why i do it i'm really enjoying you know the fruits of your labor it's So fabulous to have just like a loaf of fresh bread in your home.

The home smells good.

It looks good.

We have a nice big cutting board from Flave City Cookware.

Thank you so much.

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It is quite chilly in here.

But I do feel like the blanket is the vibe of swirly summer.

Well, let's talk visually.

Let's talk day two in this studio, fully set up.

Episode two, day like 11.

Episode three, day day two of video.

Day two of video, I made a promise that I was not gonna do my hair or wear a mascara, and I'm two for two on that.

I don't look amazing.

The lighting, I'm really still working on.

So to have this blanket covering my thighs, like one less thing, because I'm, if you notice today on the YouTube, I'm gonna be like touching my hair a lot.

It's because I'm ugly.

I'm a beast.

And we're sick.

And it's important to stay back at work after a long weekend.

How do you feel?

Not great, probably.

Not great, probably.

You probably ate more than you thought that you should.

Was necessary.

Yeah.

And we also just...

You might have had hibachi feeling a little swollen.

Maybe we're sick and can't taste, but you still ate hibachi, even though you technically could have been eating lettuce leaves because it's all the same to you, but still you ate hibachi and you're swollen.

And if that was your experience, it's really crazy because kind of like the same exact thing happened to us.

So we're all just going through it today.

Oh, maybe, you know, you fell out of a coconut tree this weekend and you're sort of recovering from that and existing in the context of all in which I came before you.

But maybe you're actually having fallen out of coconut tree and you're existing in the context of all in which we came before you.

And that's a heavy load to carry.

So, whatever it is that you're dealing with this post-July 4th weekend, just know the toast is here for you.

We get it.

That's sort of why people love this show: that relatability, you know?

Yeah.

And we see you.

We are the reflections of our own experiences.

I sound like Kamala.

We do.

And

time,

the passage of time is significant.

The way I feel today is not like myself.

And I feel like someone who really appreciates like

bossity verbosity verbio verbiosygasis verboseness like in the way you were speaking was like really soothing to me well the passage of time is significant you know i agree i agree and that's what i've been trying to say you know and nobody seems to get it i feel like i'm living as someone else right like not as myself you know you're kind of cosplaying with all of my foibles yeah and i just

like i see why people like talk this way you are different from other people Oh, wow.

Oh, you do.

You see why people are different from other people.

I do.

Wow.

Talk more about that.

It's just like we're all experiencing things and hearing things differently.

And I actually feel like because I'm so congested, my hearing is impaired.

When we were at the restaurant yesterday, I said, I feel like all of my senses are adult.

I can't taste, obviously.

I feel like I can't hear because I'm all clogged up.

So does this give you a newfound appreciation having walked the walk and sort of walked a mile in the shoes of a deaf person or a person who's hard of hearing?

No, or just like a person who maybe isn't hearing the whole picture.

whether it be physically or i felt like yesterday like i wasn't hearing depth i had a poor depth perception and it's pouring over into today i don't know i just

it's that long weekend you guys it's also like being sick being with your family like being in a house that might be growing mold and giving you crazy we have this like sort of running theory because everybody in the house is like acting a little crazy and jackie had this really kind of brilliant theory that i think is 1000 true it's not a only thing that separates conspiracy theory and the truth is.

Six months.

Six months.

In six months from now, like, do not take us to the doctor because they will find like mold growing in our lungs.

We feel as though the house might have mold.

Now, not from like a physical, like, we don't see anything.

We don't seen anything.

Everybody's acting a little bit.

But like, we're acting different.

And we all have these sort of like hoarse voices.

That is what happens with mold.

You get a gnarly cough.

In this Colleen Hoover book, I read, this like single mom who like has sex with this guy.

Because

what else would she be doing?

She's living in this like turnt apartment with black mold and her daughter's like getting progressively more sick and the landlord won't do anything, but she's too poor to do anything about it.

And then she has sex in like the apartment with black mold.

That's literally us on these episodes.

Like every episode, I was sick on Friday, Wednesday.

I know.

And yeah, it was been a joke, but I actually feel like it would explain everything.

No, and now that's why we find that coconut tree thing so funny.

We can't stop laughing.

That's not the mold.

That's genuine comedy.

After living this way, so I'm saying, like, I feel like a different person.

Like, I don't want to go back.

No.

I was so serious before.

You were.

I just, I like having my senses dulled.

There is something to be said about living a senseless life.

The senseless.

I have too much sense.

I had too much common sense.

Take it away, boys.

Juggy.

Take me away.

We just need to acknowledge this because the mold won't let us remember.

Title.

The senseless life.

Something like that.

Okay.

Some people, it's la dolce vida.

Us is la dolce.

La vida senseless.

La vida de la senses.

I like that.

Well, we do have a lot to do today, in a

you know, in a literal sense.

We've got the toast, we've got the stories.

It's been a minute since we did pop culture, so I assume we've got five banger stories.

We do.

We actually have like four bangers, and then five and six were both so dumb, and I couldn't predict which one the crowd would prefer.

So we're doing both.

How does that sound?

It sounds senseless, but I like it.

It's getting more work.

Yeah.

The mold.

Except.

this episode will go down in history.

Like, remember,

the interface where you sounded drunk.

What was that episode called?

That was before we titled episodes.

The integrated interface.

But we didn't title episodes that.

That's what I'm saying.

But what's like the phrase we coined?

Where you were being drunk.

When we were using our integrated interface, I was drunk Jackie O.

Yeah.

Drunk Jackie O.

Today will be like in the moldy Jackie O.

Moldy O.

I don't like it.

I don't like it.

I just want to say, not to make everything about me, but one of the kids said something so mean to me this weekend.

Kids just have a way.

Kids are honest.

And I won't say who, but one of the kids literally said to me, whenever I go in for a hug, I know there's like a 50-50 chance I'm going to get a no.

You got to take risks in life, you know, if you want to live that senseless guy.

And here's the much, Girl.

See, I don't do things like that.

I don't.

No, I'm saying it's definitely, it's definitely specific to me.

Yeah, I don't go in for hugs when like the energy is not conducive for hugs.

So sometimes I know I'm going to get in a hug and before I even touch, it's like, no, no, no.

But I got a no from a kid yesterday that was so much more than a no.

It wasn't just no, it was no.

I don't like

code your kisses.

So oddly specific.

I'm going to tell you my heart was shattered.

It was seriously top 10, one of the meanest things anybody's ever said to me.

I'm so sorry.

It's highs and lows, you know?

Can't you also think of something beautiful someone said to you?

One of the kids.

Some beautiful

yes actually one of the kids came up to me and said you look like you're living a senseless life and i love that that was beautiful la dote de la senseless that's what they said yeah

well maybe maybe it's the mold like maybe they do like code your kisses oh i forgot that they're also being impacted by that being impacted we also got the kids saying coconut tree oh yeah they were loving they were cracking on context context

No, and like seriously, it's having influences in your life like that at a young age that really shape the best kinds of humans.

Hysterical stuff.

We're doing an amazing job over here, wearing children, teaching them all that needs to be taught in that senseless kind of life.

Yeah.

And life is about whether or not you fell out of a coconut tree.

I think I like this senseless life.

This life.

This senseless life.

That's beautiful.

Like, I'm in the end.

Today's a day where I appreciate that song in earnest.

I do think I like this little life.

You know?

Yeah.

I feel like people went too hard with that.

It's like the word moist.

Like, yeah, okay, you had a point at first, but let's bring it back.

It's a useful word, it's a nice song.

I do think I like this little life.

Speaking of moist, I agree with you that if, like, for one minute, not even for half a second, like it was funny, like, oh, we don't like this word.

But to get rid of a word in its entirety when that word actually needs to be used in language is and I can't use it without being a conversation stopper.

But then, like, then came the onslaught of people whose personality became, I hate the word moist.

And if you're uninteresting, just say that, you know,

Like, if you made a hinge profile and like your prompt was like, the word moist, like, so I've left.

Like, you're obviously uninteresting.

You're obviously ugly.

You're obviously stupid.

You're obviously dumb.

A funny thing.

An unoriginal thinker masquerading as a free thinker.

Yes.

Yes.

That's what's so egregious about the whole thing.

It's like they thought they were doing something making themselves feel specific, creative, and original, but they were not.

In turn, they were the total opposite.

But the masquerading as somebody with funny, original original thoughts whilst also contributing to one of the worst linguistics crimes, it's unforgivable.

Yeah.

That's worse than just being plain old Jane.

Yeah.

Who's proud of her plainness?

And proud.

Totally.

Like being plain,

nothing

to scoff at.

To scoff at.

No, there is something to be said, like you said, for having a simple life, but then being original and violent in your creative work or whatever.

In your work.

In your work.

So.

I heard a good quote this morning share with me

i have to google it about monsters yes i'm i mean you were there all morning so yeah it was i would hope i heard it too or else my senses really are adults i don't know how to like search for it but just know it was really good who said it i don't know if fla bart yeah it was nietzyee no i haven't heard a floe bird

ism quote thank you i'm seriously the mold i haven't heard a floebert quote a float if you

know what this calls for.

What?

What are you getting?

It calls for a list of best of Flaubert.

There's only one.

No, there was another one.

The other Flaubert quote, I think, was the one about velvet gloves that we also liked because then we just went down a wormhole of like good flaubert quotes.

And he was the one who said, um,

well, let me, I don't want to botch Flau.

Really, Flaubert.

Really Bert.

Flaubert quotes.

BrainyQuote.com.

Is that where you're headed?

I think that's where life has taken me.

BrainyQuote is like, start another list, okay?

Like random, useful websites.

Rhymezone.com.

Rhymezone is, there's nothing greater.

Brainy quote.

Yeah.

Quora.

Do you know Quora?

It's like Google.

Yeah, it's like we have a really specific question and then somebody recently read it has like kind of eclipse Quora.

And before Quora, we all remember.

Ash Jeeves.

Yahoo Answers.

Yahoo Answers, like seriously me like being like, I have this cut like between my toes.

Like, am I dying?

And somebody had the same exact cut on Yahoo Answers.

So many great Flawbert quotes to noodle on today hit me i believe that if one always looked to the skies no i don't like this one okay there is no truth there is only perception

it's really good it's chilling it's disappointing because and i know that there's truth to it and perception

but like i really don't want to live in a world where there's no truth like and i know i know this is like what everyone thinks but my perception is the truth because i'm sound of mind maybe not recently because of the mold but in general like look at my track record.

Yeah.

Well, this one's for you.

A memory is a beautiful thing.

It's almost a desire that you miss.

No, I don't like that.

That's also not for me because I don't have memories, therefore I have no desires.

And then, of course, be regular and orderly in your life so that you may be violent and original in your work.

Orderly.

I thought it was ordinary.

I thought so too.

Maybe it's a translation.

Transliteration, yeah.

Check for me.

Yeah.

Look at us being incredibly violent right now.

Oh, I don't know.

This is a long one.

The most glorious moments in your life are not the so-called days of success, but rather those days when out of dejection and despair, you feel the rise in you, a challenge to life, and the promise of future accomplishments.

Like so long and confusing.

I don't know.

I like successful days.

Okay, wait.

I was looking.

One mustn't ask apple trees for oranges.

France for sun.

Women like that.

Women for love.

Or life for happiness.

Oh, it just got dark.

But I like the first part.

I am going to find my Nietzsche quote.

How are we spelling Nietzsche?

N-I-C-H-E.

N-I-C-H-E-Y.

M-O-U-S-E.

It's the Nietzsche mouse.

My last past Google search on this.

No, it's that's not.

That's Nich.

It's N-I-T-S-H-C-H-E.

N-I-T-What?

T-S-C-H-E?

So wrong.

N-I-E-T-Z-S-H.

Okay, Fred.

T-C-H-E.

Nietzsche.

About monsters.

You guys, it's a good one.

But my last Google search on this app from the last time we recorded, Invictus Kings.

Oh, wow.

Oh, here.

He who fights monsters must be careful.

Wait.

No, why is it taking me to TikTok?

I found a good flower.

Oh, Claudia, this was the flower bird that you liked.

One mustn't look at the abyss because, oh, no, there is an.

Never mind.

By the way, this one's also about the abyss.

That's weird.

Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process, he does not become a monster.

And when you look into an abyss the abyss also looks into you yikes yikes i like this one and then we'll move on if you read my book you know like how the abyss was like a quarter the abyss is like a deep that is actually like a deeply asre-coded word yeah our ignorance of history causes us to slander our own times

ain't that the truth i mean just look at the streets look at the streets Well, that is your philosophy segment of the day.

We should do quote of the day.

We should.

We should each each be tasked with bringing a quote.

No, no, no.

I think a great way to learn new quotes.

I think they have a thing called quote of the day.

I'm sure on Brainy Quote, there's like a on the homepage, like a quote of the day.

Oh my God, let's start doing that.

Okay, here's Brainy Quote's quote of the day: Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength while loving someone deeply gives you courage.

I actually really don't like that one.

I like this one, Walt Whitman.

Keep your face always toward the sunshine, and shadows will fall behind you.

Love that.

I love that.

I feel like that's one like Tinks would have on her list of quotes, you know.

Oh, you think?

I do.

I'm meeting Tinks this week.

You are meeting Tinks this week.

I feel like that's pretty monumental.

Are you feeling nervous?

I just want to meet her in the right environment, you know, when I've said this to you, like where we can actually get to know each other, not like too noisy.

Plus, I can barely hear.

My senses are dulled.

I'm suffering from like mold, poison.

Oh my god, I'm sick of sadness.

Why?

I just saw one of the stories you picked.

It's part of the sixth.

It's part of the sixth.

Oh my God, I feel sadness.

I feel rage and I feel jealousy.

My boyfriend is married.

I didn't know that.

It's part of the sixth.

Okay, okay.

I knew I had to choose it for you, but like I also knew most people wouldn't know nor care.

Nor care.

Yeah, but like if you've been here for a minute, like you know the importance of the sixth story.

I thought you were sad because of how seriously I'm taking my meeting with Tinks.

No, oh, I meant to ask, where are you meeting Tinks?

At the show.

Oh, right.

Right, right, right, right, right, right.

They're not going to be the show this week.

But then I'll be seeing her again.

So maybe maybe we can meet and then get to know each other at a later date.

Hopefully like the side effects of the mold wear off by the time hopefully they don't.

Hopefully they don't.

Maybe we should do the show.

I should have to do it as a mold.

Yeah.

A show.

I'm so excited for GSNO, Hampton's edition, for so many reasons.

Like Claudia and I...

We're doing shows every hour on the hour here in this house.

Like we're so funny.

We were being talking.

Like we literally needed a live audience and we have one waiting for us.

The way we're talking, it's like we think people are listening.

Do you know what I mean?

But we always are like, sometimes when we're on FaceTime, I'm like, we sound like we're doing the toast, but no, that's just us.

I mean, it's hard to get out of your craft of being original and violent, you know?

No, but the reason we got into this craft is because we're so funny.

Like, that's why.

It's not like we're, we're bringing the art into our life.

We brought our life into the art.

Facts.

Facts.

Fox, man.

Fucks.

Where do we want to go from here?

Moldy vibes.

I realized, do you know where my phone is?

I need the timer for when I do the advertisements.

You know, the advertisements that keep the lights on in this moldy house.

The two lights that are misplaced and causing shadows.

Yes.

Is anybody like a lighting expert?

I feel as though I've kind of girl bossed so close to the sun when it comes to becoming an IT expert.

Like I could set up a podcast studio, seriously, on the moon.

The lighting would not be great.

Lighting is just one like tech aspect I personally haven't mastered.

So I have these two big ass lights.

Does anybody know like what to do with them?

Yeah.

Like we're shadowy.

I look great.

Probably should sit up further, but you know.

But like we're just girls, you know?

And this is a podcast.

We're meant to be comfortable.

Otherwise, how can we speak freely?

Well, speaking of speaking freely, which we will continue to do as long as the mold.

As long as we both shall live.

As long as the mold resides.

Mold's going to mold.

Turch is going to turn.

Swirly's going to swirl.

Swirly's going to swirl.

Coconut's going to coconut.

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Our first story is very exciting pregnancy news.

Margo Robbie is pregnant.

She's expecting her first baby with her husband, Tom Ackerley.

Margo Robbie and Tom Ackerley.

Sounds like she's being ordinary in her personal life, so she could be violent and creative in her creative life.

It does sound as though that is the case they're both 34 they want to know i was i was gonna ask how old she was because i just age is such a mystery because like in so many ways she seems older than she is but then in a lot of ways she seems younger and it's like what is her actual age it's 34.

no it's so true she seems older because she's so successful and she's at the status of like movie stardom that like people really only get to after like decades she's like a meryl streep honestly um and it's because like her production company she's super but she seems so young because she's out here first of all being gorgeous like second of all playing barbie yeah and every time there's like a role about a young woman like it goes to her even though she's like in her 30s yeah i love that and i just was curious i was gonna ask how old she was because you know i'm curious about those things it's it's not as though she's ageless but it feels as though she doesn't have an age and i also wouldn't be surprised if whatever her age is on this paper is not true i i could see her being the sort of actress not to do anything with her being pregnant this is just an aside about her age like the sort of actress whose age we don't know who might be lying about her age it sounds like what you're saying is this.

If you were, if Margo Robbie was in this room, what you would say to her, you would say, You're timeless to me.

That's what I'm saying.

I'm so glad, like, the mold brought us together in that moment.

Do you know what I mean?

Yeah.

I love that.

Like, I kind of want to have mold in my house at home.

The other thing is, I'm going to take a speck from the wall.

I'm going to open it up, take a little spoon, put it in a Ziploc bag, and I'll plant it at your house.

But I feel like this might be the fun stage of like mold.

Yeah, what's next?

Black lung?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, or no, it makes you truly crazy.

Like, right now, we're just dabbling in craziness, which is fun from like a couple of like serious, sensible.

Sensical, yeah.

But yeah, what's next?

Like, we're seeing things.

We're hallucinating.

I can't hear like anything.

Yeah, no, that, and then our senses really become dulled.

Yeah.

In a real way.

Right now, we're just, it's at the fun stage.

And we have felt moldy like all week long.

I do feel particularly moldy in this corner of my room.

I think it's also the lights.

They're really bright.

The lights are really bright.

It's also just like me and you sitting here like being children.

This is literally us growing up.

Like we're in a house together and now we're recording ourselves and then we're going to send it off to Legacy Box.

Oh, you also have the Phantom Door.

Do you know that?

When I was recording, holy shit.

The door just opened and it wasn't brew.

When I was recording with your husband, like,

by the way, we need to talk about your husband.

We need to talk about the husband.

We need to talk about the husband.

The door just opened.

He said, oh, yeah, that's just our haunted door.

Okay.

Wait, what?

I shut the door all the way.

Shaggy.

The mold.

Is somebody on the stairs?

Hey, Liv.

Hey, Gorgiosity.

We're recording.

And the door just sort of opened on its own.

And we're so lazy and you're so active.

If you could just close it,

would you like to come say hi on one of the strangest podcast episodes that's ever been recorded?

Come say hi.

She's saying hi.

She doesn't want to.

She's like, girls, she has things to do.

She's a mother.

Thank you.

Wait, that was creepy.

That was creepy, but I'm used to it.

It happened last night and your husband was like, oh, yeah, that's just our door.

He's keeping things for me.

We need to talk about your husband because a cornerstone of my weekend was making bread, of course.

Of course.

And creating a collab reel with your husband, teaching him how to make bread.

How did that collab reel perform?

I don't know how his food reels usually perform.

Not having my phone during the podcast is like seriously somewhere.

But it seems, oh, sorry.

Wait, that was just me.

I'm just gonna.

So I'm gonna post this to you.

No, no, no, no.

Should I save it?

No, it's on my camera.

I shot it on camera.

All right, let's see how your collab reel is doing.

I don't know how to do it.

It's just funny being on other people's Instagrams.

First of all, you have over 700,000 views, so it's doing really well.

Oh, cool.

Oh, did you know that she's pregnant?

Pregnancy announcement.

Yes.

So I'm so happy for her.

It is so funny.

Like, what it comes up on other people's Moshe of I follow.

Oh, when you scroll.

Yeah, Alison Lou.

Okay, I also follow

Sammy, Frank.

So you know, she's in Iceland.

Yes, yes.

Hi, I hope you're having a great time.

She's a toaster, so she'll hear.

It's also hard to know, like...

If these are people that you follow or Instagram these days just gives you content that they think these people.

Oh, I do follow Christiana, Tiana.

Who is that?

She's a mother content creator.

Mother.

Yeah.

Well, I don't want to, you know, put her in a box, but she makes a lot of mom content.

We had babies at the same time, but she also has teenage kids.

She makes great content.

Yeah.

You know, we follow a lot of the same peeps.

GBT, Kelsey Lady Gang, Paris Hilton.

Oh, that's interesting that you follow her.

Let's not say her name.

Oh, really?

Do you want to talk about it at a later date?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'd love to connect offline.

I've been following her forever, and then we became mamas at the same time.

So then it became a-that actually makes sense.

Yes.

We're actually on a very similar trajectory.

I don't think she follows me, though.

Like we don't have any sort of.

I have a lot of thoughts.

They're mostly good, but like we did an episode one time on Patreon going through each other's phones where we like went into each other's Instagrams and DMs and everything and like called each other out for stuff.

That would be fun to do again.

That would be fun to do.

Not on the main show.

Because we have this to do.

Oh, so all is that to say, you made a reel with my husband.

Sorry, continue.

And it was really like a horrible experience from start to finish, except for while we were doing it, while we were doing the work and being violent and original, like we were having a great time but like he was literally just not understanding that i can't just like pick up and start making content like time has to be allocated and he couldn't work around my schedule no he's kind of a nightmare to collaborate with pool and he was like do you want to taste the sourdough in the pool and film i'm like no how with my wet pool hand no no he's a nightmare collaborator he just like works on his own timetable yep and yeah yeah i mean i do too so like i it's if he ever heard this he'd be like you're so hypocritical because i'm like get up we need to make something no but it's different yeah of course like it's as if I'm not actually doing things that I can't stop doing, you know?

Right.

I'm sorry that you had that experience, but at least you got 700,000 views out of it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Just like, I don't know how we can work together.

Well, let's talk about this.

My husband.

The work was so good.

Like that real, we, and when we finally did our voiceover and the door opened, we were laughing so hard.

We couldn't stop.

First of all, we finally get to do this voiceover.

I'm like, please just wait till bedtime.

Like I can't, I literally can't do a voiceover with kids.

Like wait till bedtime, blah, blah, blah.

We finally sit down.

He plugs in all his crap.

ola bruno's sitting next to me ben starts talking bruno starts hacking up along good cracking up well let's talk about what's going really going on here at the house like let's sort of lift the veil if you're following along on social media ben is obviously here in the house with us and he has decided to do this little series on his instagram called fork of july where he's you know cooking something and posting on instagram every single day while we're out in the hamptons once a day so his whole life like revolves and around like getting this video up and when i tell you it's ruining my life yeah i I could imagine.

And I'm like, why don't you just like one day make at least like two or three things so you can like stay ahead of Fork of July?

Yeah.

And he's just like, he just, he can't get out from underneath.

Fork of July.

Fork of July.

And it's so crazy.

Like people have deadlines and stuff, but when it's like self-created, self-inflicted.

If you miss it, I seriously like.

Okay.

I actually regret bringing it up.

I didn't miss it on day seven, but

like, it's just him.

I don't want to, I regret bringing it up because I seriously don't don't want to talk about it.

You know what I mean?

Yeah, I understand.

Well, the mold has definitely been affecting Ben.

Let's just say, let's leave it at that.

Okay.

Well, Margaret Robbie is pregnant, which leads into our next story.

Yeah.

Which I'm super excited about.

Lindsay Hubbard is pregnant.

The Summerhouse Star reveals she's expecting her first baby.

So she posted an Instagram collaboration with Clear Blue on Thursday.

Love a girl who's getting paid.

Sharing that she is expecting.

So let me say this: not to, you know, everyone on Twitter Twitter is going to say I'm lying.

Like,

I was seeing the video.

I

had heard this about Lindsay Ever.

I said it on the show, by the way.

Did I?

Yeah.

When we were talking about how we just like want happiness for her, and you were like, and I heard a rumor that she's pregnant.

And we both said we wish 100% that it's true.

I'm so happy.

But then like, I heard a rumor really long time ago.

And then nothing.

And then nothing.

So I was like, okay, maybe like it's just another fake rumor that I heard.

Cause that's so me.

I am so happy for this girl.

Like, I can't really put into words like what's seeing and the fact that she got a sponsorship with it when like sponsorships were like a part of the storyline.

And, like, her and Carl comparing how much money she makes as an influencer.

And it's clear blue, which is the best pregnancy test.

Like, seriously, don't bother with the lines.

Get the one that says pregnant or not pregnant, or else you'll wind up spending more money buying a million tests.

That it's like, was that a line?

It's not even, this is not even a paid endorsement.

You guys, she just really believes.

No, I'm just saying, it's not like she got any pregnancy collab.

Crap, first response.

She got the one.

I love it.

She got the Birkin of pregnancy tests.

So everything about this brought me such joy.

You know, all elements.

She was firing on all cylinders.

She looks absolutely beautiful.

And then a variety or a deadline report came out that Summerhouse has started filming and everyone is returning except for Danielle.

And so they're all like Lindsay's in the house and like everyone, I guess, like just found out she's pregnant.

Unless they knew before.

Unless they knew before, she probably had to announce because it was going to get out, but also she's probably ready to announce.

It's just so crazy how last year on 4th of July, like she's having a miserable weekend, like just being the most patient woman, like

trying to get through.

And if you just told her like in a year from now where you would be, that's why you just have to trust the timing of your own life and trust the process.

No, it's so true when you think about it from her.

Let's like make things happen for yourself because I'm sure she didn't just like fall into, you know, she's probably

got her heart broken and picked herself back up swiftly.

And we know nothing about the father slash her boyfriend.

I wonder if he'll be filming.

I hope that he doesn't.

I feel like the less we know about her partner, the more real it is.

Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, I had read somewhere about his job.

I forgot what it was, but it was a job.

It was a man with a job.

Well, that's already a step up from Carlito.

So that's fabulous.

Yeah.

And I wonder what this makes him feel.

Is he ready for a baby or does he feel like maybe he dodged a bullet?

Like, because this is not the life he would want right now.

He still feels like he dodged a bullet and he has to feel that way or else like he will crumble.

Yeah.

If you like think about like what he's really lost.

Right.

Yeah.

So I hope for his sake that he's like, glad to not be a part of this.

Otherwise, like, what is he going to do with himself?

I'm so happy for Lindsay Hubbard.

Like, I can't, I'm, I do worry about her being in this high-stress environment.

I know, because it's not good, especially after the reunion, everybody, like, seriously, once again, disgracing her.

They must have been pregnant when they filmed the reunion, right?

Because the rumor started before that.

Does it say how far along she is?

I think she said, she didn't say how far along she is, but I'm pretty sure in her caption, let me just check it.

She said, holidays.

Like, she's giving birth.

Oh, so what would that make her?

That's a really great question.

You know, pregnancy math.

Um, so say she was giving birth in December minus 10.

She got pregnant in February.

When do they film the reunion?

I don't know.

I don't even know what month it is right now.

Like, honestly.

It's the mold.

We're pregnant.

Maldini, Maldini.

Maldini, Maldini.

She had a gift.

Why do I think it's holidays?

When they film the reunion?

No, holidays that she's due.

Oh, you didn't.

You don't know that for sure?

Yeah, I don't know what maybe someone else posted that.

But I guess if you're announcing right now, you're due at the holidays.

By the way, a lot of people are having holiday babies right now.

Do you feel like being due during the holidays is like fabulous?

It's just, I think.

When's like the best time to be due in the, I feel like the worst time would like to be due like today, like so hot.

In the summer.

And you're at, you're like most uncomfortable?

It just depends.

I think there are pros to everything, but like also them being due in the summer means like by next summer, like you're back.

You're feeling yourself.

When you're due at the holidays, then you're like kind of still in postpartum fog in the the summer.

It's just like, you can make the argument for any time of year.

Yeah.

Facts.

And also if you're due in the summer, like you're just hibernating with your baby and then you get to go into the fall in hibernation mode and emerge in the spring.

No, there's something to be said.

Other babies who are due in the winter, they are in hibernation mode for the winter and they emerge.

And like, it's just personal.

It is personal and it's all, it's all good.

It's always a good time.

A baby is a blessing.

It's always a good time.

A baby is a blessing.

So, yeah.

I'm so happy for this queen.

I think anyone announcing now is having a holiday baby else to say.

And I just, I do also want to say that we had said at the end of last reunion when we were recapping, like we hope Lindsay never returns to this group, burn it down.

She's a mother and she's thinking about her future.

So this is a job at the end of the day.

Yeah.

And I'm glad she returned.

I really, I was not sure if she was going to, but now it's like fully confirmed that not only is she pregnant, but she has also returned.

And I hope that she's getting paid handsomely for all of this.

Yeah.

And I'm sure that she is.

And that's why she's doing it.

I just hope that she is.

It kind of reminds me of towards the end of Jersey Shore when Snookie came to the house pregnant.

Yeah.

That was so crazy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Snookie walked so Lindsay Hubbard could run

essentially what I'm trying to say.

But also, this is just a weekend show.

Jersey Shore, they lived in a house.

So it's even if she had a baby, like she could technically

have child care on the weekend.

You know, if she really, like, if this is her job and she's actually very true.

Money that like she has other income sources, but this is the number one like it could be and also this one affects the other income sources because if you're not on the show then the brand Instagram suffers so it could be done a weekend show by the way I didn't even think about how being a reality star on Summerhouse like kind of rocks yeah because it's like this very small corner of your life and like you can go back to the city and like have a regular life however you have cameras break brother style I feel like when Craig was on our show he was talking about the difference between Southern Charm and Summerhouse and they each think they're they're each other show is worse because like Craig is like you have cameras on you when it's like at least on Southern Time, we film for an afternoon and we can go home.

And Paige is like, you have cameras on you for months.

For your whole social life, right?

Every day.

Yeah, I don't know which is worse.

I don't know if I could ever get used to the real lack of privacy.

Even when I think about when people in summer house bring people home, they have to like, they have sex and they have to fully cover themselves because they know it's going to be on TV.

Like that's really crazy.

It is crazy, but you could also just like have sex on the weekdays.

Yeah, kind of get it out of your system.

Because it's not like big rather 24-7.

It's just this crazy chunk of time.

But like for me, when I'm on a group trip, like in a house or whatever, like my room is my sanctuary.

Like, it is so important that my room remains this sort of mecca of peace and restoration.

And if I had cameras in every corner of it and I'm supposed to be like living in a house with people and these are like my friends, but like, not really?

Seriously, I can do it.

But that's why it's work and it's not your vacation.

Correct, correct, correct.

Or even if it's not, even I'm sorry, even if it's on vacation, if I'm on any sort of trip with other people,

my quarters

are my happy place.

Yeah.

All is that to say, Mazaltov to

Lindsay wishing her like a very peaceful, healthy pregnancy.

Yeah.

Me as well.

Are you ready for our next story?

Yeah.

Love is dead.

Oh, no.

Aurora Coppo and Paul Burnen have broken up after two months of dating.

Reports page six.

A source confirmed to page six that Aurora and Paul have broken up after just two months of dating.

Bethany Frankl, who called off her engagement to the banker earlier this year, first suggested on her podcast that the pair pair may have split after she became too vocal about the budding romance.

She thinks they broke up because of her.

Yeah.

Literally me like making everything about money.

She said, hearing about your ex-fiancé committing to another woman shortly thereafter on their first date and then being inside their relationship, hearing about their sex and their gifts and meeting each other's kids and the level of commitment she told her listeners before losing her trains of her trains of

relatable.

She said she was proud of the way that she handled her and her breakup.

And she claimed that Aurora appeared to have learned learned a lot too.

However, she's pondered, did their actions cost them their relationship, which is brand new.

And now, who knows what would have happened?

I don't know what the fuck she said on her podcast, but how about this?

Let's talk about the fact that these two broke up and I just found out they were together and like I did really ship.

So I'm upset.

I'm upset.

I thought they were OTP.

I thought it was a great match.

Business memo for Aurora.

Also, she posted an ad the other day and at the end of it, his like foot is a man's foot is in it.

It could be their brother Gus.

It could be, but no, I think she was like, it was a soft launch, as the kids say.

And that was literally two days ago.

I don't think they broke up, but.

But he wasn't at the wedding.

He shouldn't have been.

No.

And I think that Olivia was talking about.

She went on a podcast.

Yeah.

And that has now resurfaced because Olivia was like, no, he's not invited.

Yeah.

Also, there's a lot going on with Olivia Culpo.

And I'm not sure if you know really the extent of it because a lot of it is taking place on TikTok.

I saw the one video when I watched the whole thing.

And I thought it was disgraceful, losery behavior.

Did we talk about that on the toast?

No.

So this video, like a

wedding dress content creator, that's like her niche, had made about.

But do we get to see her wedding dress, the content creator?

Does she have one?

I don't even know.

I just would like to see, like, I just like to see who's talking.

She had made this video about Olivia's dress.

Not only that she didn't like the dress, but like the meaning behind it.

She found it to be like...

anti-feminist.

Actually, I'm not even going to.

So first she said, I have no issues with the dress.

Then she said, I have more issues with the context of the dress and Olivia's message, which we thought was, we were tearing up.

We thought it was so beautiful.

How she wanted to be serious and modest and all of that and this woman took umbrage with it while saying she liked the dress and then later says this dress has no personality yet she likes it so much it is giving willy nilly so nobody would have ever heard about this girl this content creator or her video but then christian mccaffrey like left a comment being like you're literally evil defending his wife we loved um And it set off this like wildfire of like now everybody's like making videos about the dress.

And it's overwhelmingly negative on TikTok.

And it's so mean and it's so crazy.

And I do wonder what like Olivia Coppola thinks because, like, literally, she just Vogue wanted to cover her wedding.

She, every weddings are so personal, too.

Everybody makes decisions on their wedding days that are so different than what other people do because it's a reflection of you, your upbringing, your family, your husband, your future marriage.

And she wasn't, you know, saying anything crazy.

And she was only speaking about her experience.

Like, this is what I wanted for my wedding.

And for some reason, it has like ignited

the most annoying group of women on social media.

Like, it is bothering me so much.

I'll say it once, I'll say it again.

Like, it's only women.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Nobody hates women more than women.

And then Kim gets through 10 seconds of that boring fucking video.

I couldn't believe that I watched the whole thing.

I didn't.

But I needed to see the whole thing to understand like what this person was saying.

And why it was so, why it was so, like,

what about the video was so crazy that made Christian McCaffrey comment?

And she was trying to make the argument that like Olivia was saying she takes marriage seriously.

So she wanted a serious dress.

And this woman then is offended that other people who aren't dressed like this must not take marriage seriously.

Did you let me say that?

No, this is what serious means to Olivia.

Like this is what marriage means to Olivia.

She's, can I have my, that's my opinion.

No, but it's her wedding.

Like,

I just, I can only imagine what's going through Olivia Culpo's mind.

Like it was such a harmless article.

And then there's also drama about her eyelashes.

Because she said, yeah.

She was like asked in the Vogue article about her makeup and she said that she wore like minimal makeup and that she

wasn't wearing mascara.

And her eyelashes, and so funny, was I not talking about her lash lift on this show?

Like a couple of weeks ago, I was saying that the next time I go to LA, I need to go to the lash lift person that Olivia Culpo went to.

And I knew she was getting married soon because she was talking about her lash lift on TikTok like a couple of weeks ago.

She got, it was a three-hour lash lift because she has such thick, coarse eyelashes, but they're not really straight and curly.

They're a little messy.

So that's why she got a lash lift so that they would just naturally on the wedding day, like look perfect and look fake.

And she's like, she's setting an unrealistic, because look, she is wearing mascara.

Yeah.

She wasn't.

Like, she literally wasn't.

No, it's like, okay, you said you weren't wearing mascara, but you didn't talk about the lash lift and the this and the that.

She wasn't that.

She asked what makeup she had on.

Yeah.

No, no, it's so crazy how like olivia couple has weirdly become like a villain when she's like beloved no and also like the wedding couldn't have been like nicer

more whole

unoffensive just like really pretty and classic traditional and that that is so offensive to people like speaks to them

i hope this doesn't deter her from sharing more like i'm eating it up like i saw a video of her mom dancing and brock pretty in the background like i wasn't okay like i seriously wasn't okay

I didn't even think about it.

Yeah, I know.

It's a convergence of all the things we love.

Like, please don't stop posting.

Like, I can't.

That is so crazy.

I know.

Like, just

jealous.

Well, of course.

Jealous.

Jealous.

Jealous.

Jealous.

I mean, could any, like, has anyone on the planet ever been more hot than Christian McCaffrey?

Except our husbands, of course.

Has anyone, I thought you were going to say then her.

Like, literally, I was looking at pictures.

There's so much to be jealous of.

It's so crazy that, like, so many of these photos that she's posting are like action photos in the moment like she look it looks like a photo shoot like she's just and she's always been that person that's why she was like miss universe universe because she's like has that way about her it's that pageant queen where like from every angle like this smiles like it seriously looks like an advertisement for men's bridal yeah

i didn't know how you could like hate on that and the fact it was actually liz woods who highlighted this which i didn't realize until she said it.

It's like all the photos that most of the photos that Olivia is posting are like action shots, lovey shots, smiling with teeth shots, kissing shots, just like happiness and joy.

Whereas sometimes when your wedding's in vogue, we're gonna get a little serious and fashion and editorial because, you know, that's what the moment calls for, which I would never even notice.

But yeah, no, there was so much like love and joy, and that was what was radiating from the pictures.

And to take umbrage with that, like you're a sad person.

Yeah, no, and when you look at her life, like I don't even know seriously where to begin with the jealousy.

Like, I'll start about where I'm jealous, okay?

Um,

her husband, what is his contract?

Like, a couple hundred million.

Like, I am going to be jealous of that.

I'm not going to lie.

Yeah.

Could she be taller, more beautiful, or like it appears naturally thin?

Like, seriously, kill me.

Her lashes are so naturally long, it took the technician three hours to get them.

But also,

but she has all these things, physical attributes, but then personality.

No, but she's a family who, like, she, her sisters, like, remind me a lot of us.

Like, they love each other so much, they support each other.

They're so, they love music.

They all like sing together and post.

Like, they have a lot of joy.

And like, I could see someone who's like a miserable cunt looking at Olivia Colbo and being like, oh my God, I hate.

Yeah.

And then, you know, the extremely hot husband who like seriously will go comment on people like

for making fun of you.

Like, I, where do I begin?

No, but she's been doing like influencing for so long, which isn't true.

Like, you're getting by on your personality too.

She has a show with her sisters.

Like, she

has it on the inside and outside.

Like, yeah, be jealous and stay jealous.

I will.

Not even, but at least your jealousy like is

the most positive jealousy.

Yeah, of course.

I'm so happy for her.

I'm like 90% happy, 10% jealous, you know?

Right, but you don't take it out in like nasty ways.

No, of course.

Other people, you need to control your jealousy.

Like, it's normal to be jealous.

Like,

she's got a lot going on.

Yeah.

Control yourself.

Gown-eyed girl.

What?

Gown-eyed girl.

Who said that?

That's the creator's name, Gown-eyed Girl.

I just, like, want to look.

I never saw it.

Gone-eyed girl.

I just want to see quickly.

I think her shtick is wedding gowns.

I would assume the gown-eyed girl.

So I really, I need to see your wedding gown if you're a bridal expert.

I think that's fair.

No, by the way, I

mean, she's married, right?

What if she's not?

Can you?

What's her?

Hold on.

We'll look at it.

I told you guys I don't know.

No, here's the wedding dress she said no to.

Oh, she must be in her bridal era herself.

Oh, that's great.

That's really great.

So now we can see like what meets the standard.

Yeah.

For gown-eyed girl.

Yikes.

My gown-eyed girl.

I love that.

Me and Ma.

Look, actually, I'm sorry.

I don't care.

So, how did we get here?

What was the story?

Aurora and Paul.

Oh, devastating.

I'm not going to have to believe it.

Me too.

Wouldn't be the first thing in page six that's not true.

Yeah, but they really have had like a lot of publicity and like talking about each other for a really new romance of like two.

It can be people with kids.

Yeah.

So that was surprising that how much we got.

And that can put a strain on things.

But she did post his foot.

Yeah.

I mean, he was with Bethany.

Like, he's used to this.

Yeah, and he's a movie producer.

Is he?

I was looking at his Instagram.

It's all like promoting his movies.

I think he likes rom-coms.

This is a rom-com.

Wait, that's so cute.

Right?

Like, I think he produces, I don't know if he likes, but like, that's the kind of movies.

That's where he invests his money.

Got it.

But if you're a movie producer, you're usually not like a movie producer by trade.

It's like you have money, so it's like a job for rich people.

But he's a businessman who then like

a movie.

So like he's not so serious, is all I'm saying.

Yeah, no, he can throw his head back back and laugh at a rom-com.

Yeah, I love that.

Are you ready for our next story, number four?

No, are you?

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Can I tell you something else?

Oh, what?

That's about that, about the Olivia Culpo thing.

Oh, yeah.

I feel like when things are ugly these days, and a lot of things are ugly, like nobody even says it.

You mean from like an actual like beauty?

Yeah, from a beauty, like aesthetic.

Like, if someone, well, like, a celebrity actually wore like a you can't say it's like the new like PC era.

Like, that's why fashion police, they say, can never come together.

It can never be fashion police because if it dresses ugly, like people won't actually say, like, they just say everything's beautiful, blah, blah, blah.

So it's like, we're not even calling out what people are wearing anymore.

And it's like, and you're going to reserve it for when the thing is actually gorgeous, not even nice.

Beautiful, classic, timeless.

There's nothing negative to say about what she looked like.

Yeah.

Agreed.

Like, I'll show you where somewhere to start.

Yeah.

If we're.

I've got some wedding dresses.

I can show you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So that's annoying.

It is.

Are you ready for our next story?

Is this five and six?

Like, no, this is four.

Oh, oh, oh.

Brad Pitt makes a rare appearance with his girlfriend, Inez de Ramon, at the British Grand Prix.

And she is not wearing a bra.

Oh, she, oh, you know, it's giving nibble.

I will never be one of those squirrels with like little perky boobs.

And I just, not to be like disgusting, but like, that's what I noticed.

I sound like a free note.

I noticed her dress, which I thought was

interesting dress.

We see.

It is modest.

Super modest.

Like, not what I would think Brad Pitt's girlfriend would be wearing.

I like it.

He looks cozy.

You know, he's 60.

He's 60.

Yes.

I didn't know that.

And you wouldn't based on his hat and his shirt, like tie-dye.

Yeah, they just, he looks like Harry Styles.

I like forgot that he was dating this like young jewelry designer whose LinkedIn we stalked many months ago.

And it's nice to know that they're still dating.

Yeah.

They're traveling the world, going to fabulous events.

Like, this is exactly what they should be doing.

Happy for her.

Happy for him.

They've been dating a year and a half.

What's the age difference?

She's 34, frontal lobe in check.

She's allowing 60.

Okay.

But it's a Brad Pitt 60.

So, like, you're not like, she's better.

So, a lot of people are talking about Toby Maguire.

He's either 49 or 59.

He's 49.

He's not 60.

Okay.

He's 49 and he was spotted at

Michael Rubin's White Party.

I didn't talk about the party.

There was kind of no news from it.

I mean, I would have talked about it.

I did, I forgot about it.

Yeah.

I mean, not to like keep pitting women against each other.

The thing that I noticed with like, because I'm a farreque who seriously like needs a life, is both Alex and Zandra were there, like separately.

I didn't see that.

And they both took pictures with Camille Kostick.

Camille Kostick, I need to like seriously set her down.

She is at the center of this sort of like internet-wide scandal.

And I need to like know what's really going on.

I didn't see that Xandra was there, but I guess because I don't follow her.

And I think Xandra was there as Danny and Mandola's plus one because like Danny and the boys, you know?

I think I need to get it, follow her so I can be plugged in.

Zandy's in the summer.

I mean, Xandra's in the Hamptons for the summer.

But I do think like my journey will take me there.

Sometimes I like see someone a couple times before I follow, but like...

That's what happened with that girl that you were like, you follow this person or she's in your algorithm?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She came up in my algorithm so many times and her baby had colic.

And then I remember thinking like, I wonder what happened with her about baby and i couldn't remember her handle and then the next time she came up i was like thank heavens and i followed her so i wouldn't lose her again also

just an update in the whole zandra thing you know zandra's releasing a song because she's like a dj and so yeah this is her foray she needs to like carve out spaces for herself because she's like constantly getting like sidetracked like even with the sports illustrated thing like alex like just came and stole it not stole it sorry like you know she needs to carve out spaces she needs to carve out spaces for herself and i thought that's what sports illustrated was but then alex came and got like the first digital cover so now she's making her own music which i think maybe she's safe from Alex like entering as well.

That's cool.

Speaking of music, and she's out in the Hamptons, did you see that Natasha Bettingfield performed at Surf Lodge this weekend?

I did not.

What?

Like, I don't,

I wouldn't say I had like FOMO, but like,

I want to see Natasha Bettingfield at Surf Lodge.

I wouldn't have traded my day for anything.

Like, you couldn't have gotten me there on that day, even if I knew she was performing.

But, like, that to me is the greatest vibe.

I'm so glad you brought up Natasha Bettingfield because there are two Natasha Bettingfields in my life.

One is Natasha Bettingfield.

The other is Natasha.

No, Natasha Bettingfield, when I think of like that album that we love,

Waitless.

I think of like really like such an underrated songwriter, singer.

Like seriously, the world.

What they did to Natasha Bettingfield in ignoring her in that era like is disgraceful.

But then I think of the other Natasha Bettingfield, which is like the current Natasha Bettingfield, whose literally full-time job is making TikToks about Unwritten.

And that's why she's getting like booked for things like that.

That's all they will give her it's so annoying i don't care she's taking what they're giving her she's so much better than that she's also being exactly what you want like someone who's not shirking the thing that making them famous even though like what you're saying is like you actually want to talk to that actor about his indie project yes that's what you're saying yes i want to talk to natasha beddingfield about her indie album i just like i love i love her successful stuff and her indie stuff but like right so i would have loved to see her at surf lodge like what a vibe she just like these days, like, she dresses like a TikToker with like big baggy pants.

She's just, I know that, like, the persona she's putting out right now is who she has to be.

It's helping her career, but I know it's not who she is.

Sorry, and I expect a more authentic version of Natasha Bettingfield, but maybe I'm just crazy.

Maybe

my standards are too high.

I think she wanted a working version of Natasha Bettingfield.

Yeah, no, I understand that Natasha Bettingfield has a house and bills to pay.

Perhaps she's setting the stage

for what's her for her next indie album that will love and adore.

They told me, girl, to get your way, you gotta be a bitch.

Nah, they say a guy won't get the girl if he's not filthy rich.

It starts with little changes till you don't know who you are.

Surround yourself with friends who only call you a superstar.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Like that's sort of not to make everything about me.

And you know, everybody hurts just a little too much, you know?

Ain't that the truth?

But anyways, I think I even texted our sister's chat.

Did I not see you?

You did.

Nobody cared.

I expected more from snitch.

Snitch, yeah.

Yeah, she left me hanging.

Yeah, she chose like a low bar.

Oh, wow.

You just don't have a song in your heart anymore.

I don't know who you are.

It's been almost an hour since I discovered what our fifth and final part A of our fifth and final story, a small news story that's important to toast her story.

No, and actually, like, Entertainment Tonight, writing this up, like, is extremely generous.

That's how I think about it.

That's why Entertainment Tonight is my new family.

Publication of choice.

Yeah, because they're writing up things that we all need to know.

Like, Bachelorette alum, Chase McNary from jojo not see was season jojo see was season

married ellie white i don't know think we're supposed to know give me the phone i mean give me the ipad i didn't know about any of this i did on follow

from the bachelorette everyone knows chase if you watch the bachelor and it's heyday has gotten married mazaltov wait the post has been made private or deleted by the post's owner maybe she went on private to like get more followers because look i'm going there now and if i want to see i'm gonna have to follow oh my god wait i i like seriously need to find a picture of their wedding Does anyone?

I thought, do I follow him?

Oh, here he is.

Okay, no, here, Claude.

You have pictures?

Oh, and it was a people exclusive.

Oh, damn.

I should have gone to people.

They buried the story.

Stop.

Like, it's hard to see someone out there living your time.

I have to ask the question.

Yeah.

Is she a toaster?

I'm on my way.

Such a good question.

Ellie F.

White.

She is not.

Oh, she sounds horrible.

No, I'm kidding.

Really beautiful wedding.

What a handsome young man.

He's always been handsome.

He looks kind of different.

No, this is like seriously so cute.

I wonder like what he does, you know?

No, I'm still looking.

Give me a minute.

I went with the showing me to me, Rachel.

By the way, literally recently,

you, Jackie being like, Chase McNary got married.

Me.

Show me to me, please.

Send it to me, Rachel.

Do you know the original?

Look at that sexy picture of them.

Do you know where that video originated from?

Like that sound?

No.

This girl tells her mom, mom, Jesus was spotted, like in Brazil or something.

Oh, my God.

She goes, what?

Show me to me, please.

Send it to me, Rachel.

That's funny.

I can't believe my boyfriend got married.

It's fabulous.

It's a chairlift.

Yeah, they got married in Colorado.

It's located 12,000 feet on top of a mountain.

That's so sweet.

I wonder which of his bachelor friends were there.

Yeah, I guess not a lot because it's not in the article, but Josh Murray commented.

Throwback to Josh Murray.

Yeah.

Like, seriously.

Oh, I guess we could look through the comments.

Yeah, like see who he's even friends with.

He was on JoJo's season.

Who else was in?

Amanda Stanton.

She's such a queen.

She's such a class act.

Oh my God, the redhead?

Who's like literally like friends with JoJo?

And she kept him around because he was like funny and they seriously never kissed.

I'm Paradise 2.

Okay.

I forgot about it.

When you think about how many people have come in and out of our lives via the Bachelor franchise, in and out of our lives.

And especially at its even like now, it's like a million people and we don't know any of them.

But in the Bachelor heyday, like you could say someone's name and like, I seriously haven't thought about them in years, but I know them.

Yeah, no, like Chris Spukowski.

Oh, which one's that?

I think he got, he went, he's from an old season and he's older, but then he got together with Katie on Paradise.

Yeah, and then

he dates Anna.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They live in Chicago.

I was about to say that's, he has a new girlfriend, but it's Anna.

Yeah.

Then

this guy, who you probably don't remember, he was from Caitlin's season.

I think he needed to point out.

Not to be like a pain in the ass.

I just need to point him out because feel free to talk into into your mic.

Yeah, I just need to point him out because of his last name, Chris Strandberg.

Stranberry Berg?

Maybe I should go into business with him.

He looks kind of familiar.

He's a super cute dentist.

Caitlin Season.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He looks like a dentist.

In a good way.

John Paul Jones commented.

So, but I guess like when you were out the wedding, you don't just like comment congrats.

You have to insert yourself and be like, best night ever.

Best night ever.

Loved in the gorgeous cot ball.

Like you could feel the love in the room that I was in.

I would love to know that, like, what 5B is if this was 5A.

So 5B is just an update on Megan Markle's lifestyle brand, which is that her cooking show for Netflix has wrapped filming.

Oh, wow.

Megan Markle's next project is on its way.

That's huge.

The Duchess of Six reportedly wrapped her Netflix cooking and lifestyle show.

It all went well, and it's in the can of Hollywood source, told the Daily Beast, a PR consultant, told the outlet that the forthcoming series could be a relaunch to something new and interesting for her.

And what is that photo?

Is that a promotional photo of Ignatius Alice?

I think it's from her days as a duchess when she did a cookbook.

Oh, okay.

Or, you know, I feel like when you're doing service, you're always in a kitchen.

Yeah.

Well, I love this.

And especially because I feel like we often get projects announced by the duchess and like things happen and we never get it.

So the fact that like we have content is huge.

And I, for one, like, I'm.

Immensely looking forward to this.

Like, I want there to be a premiere day, a countdown.

Should we host like an event, like a watch party?

It's kind of like when she went on Oprah.

Everything she does, like.

It becomes like a global event.

Yeah.

I love that.

Yeah.

Now, it's so funny in this new studio, we aren't limited by our cards.

Like we can seriously technically record for 10 hours.

What we are limited by is the muscles in my hand.

The coldness, the amount that I have to pee.

No, no, we have the microphones.

Like they're handheld.

I really don't want to get into why they are this way.

And like I'm working on finding an alternative.

My hand is broken.

No, but I am limited today by my bladder.

So that is our show.

It's you that has the bladder.

Don't like put your shit on me like because you're moldy or something.

I'm just saying, like I was just making a comment.

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