Body Checking Accountants: Thursday, June 13th, 2024

Good morning, Millennials.

Welcome back to the toast and happy Thursday.

Yeah, that's right.

She's smiling from ear to ear.

It's Thursday.

It might as well be Saturday, you know?

Like at this point, it's just...

We're sliding in.

Congrats, grads.

We made it to the latter half of the week.

We are almost graduates of the, I'm going to say, 18th week of the year.

Oh, I thought you were going to say, we're almost the graduates from the School of Hard Knocks.

Oh, you really thought that's what I was gonna say?

I thought you were gonna like remark more on where we were graduating from.

We're graduating from this week and my guess is that it's 18th week.

I don't know why.

We're all actually, we're almost halfway through the year.

There's 52.

Which would be 21.

20.

I might be spot on long.

I feel like it may be 19.

Also, like, is it a leap year?

It's, you know, changes a lot of things.

Probably one of my favorite.

24th.

It's the 24th week.

We're both wrong.

Wait.

How does it make any sense?

I'm sorry, because we're dumb.

That's why.

Because 52 divided by 2 would be 26.

Because we're dumb.

I literally thought it was Tony.

That's what happens when you're dumb.

Yeah, yeah.

Being dumb is hard.

Now I know how everyone else feels.

It was actually kind of fun.

I had fun being dumb.

No, I had fun.

I had the time of my life just sort of feeling unattached and untethered to reality or facts.

And I definitely recommend the experience.

And just assuming I was right, never questioning myself.

Like, it was kind of amazing.

Yeah.

I had something I wanted to say like 35 seconds ago now.

I can't remember.

Well, I have something that needs to be said first and foremost like before

Dilly Dally.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I walked into my studio this morning and there was a present on my chair and I assumed it was something for the show.

So I just set it aside.

You know, I'm a compartmentalizer.

So I didn't even think about it again until we pressed record and I have a present on my chair.

Wait, wait, wait.

Before we dive in, I want to give a major shout out to one Zachary Weinreb for really helping facilitate.

And I just asked him to like steal the package from your like package area and just put it in your studio.

No, he opened it, he wrapped it, he left a little note.

I didn't ask him to do any of that.

He really went above and beyond the Call of Duty.

When I saw the gift on my chair, it said two jacks from Turdy, and I was like, Oh my god, Turdy.

But then I was also like, Oh my God, my husband, he was definitely the middleman, and that's really sweet.

It was so sweet.

And I can't stress enough how little I asked him to do that part.

He really went above and beyond.

And I think he was excited because he knows what the gift is, and it's something he can enjoy too.

Is it time to open the gift?

It is time.

Oh my gosh.

It's so unexpected, you guys.

And it's heavy.

It's got to beft.

Major heft.

What is it?

It, it, oh, my God, my butter dish.

It's a butter dish.

That's right.

With all that fresh bread being baked, you need a proper vessel for your butter.

And I thought that was one that was like cute and not like all of them, Jackie, were so choogy.

Like I wish you could have seen the selection.

Our favorite swirly ray done.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

If you're giving reductions, pour cold water into the base of this dish.

Place the butter into the middle.

Oh, to keep it cold.

That way, like it's still,

it doesn't go bad.

Brilliant.

And was this designed by Elon himself?

So I, no, I don't want to complain, but when I was at your house, like, my only complaint was that the butter was hard, hard was coming out of the fridge.

So, it's a gift for me, and for you, and for Zach, and for everyone.

That's so amazing.

Did you see that Lauren Elizabeth made her own butter?

I did see that Lauren Elizabeth made her own butter.

And I just want to say something to Lauren Elizabeth, who I know is listening.

I feel like she's doing everything to not start her sourdough journey because I know that's like what's next for her.

And she foisted me onto mine.

And so, she's like, I'm making my own butter.

Like, Lauren Elizabeth, like, start your sourdough journey.

Like, stop, make haste, stop dallying.

Did you you know also a fun fact about lauren elizabeth i actually found this out on her tick tock not even from you know a text she is moving to the suburbs like you know that's that part of her life is is beginning and she's moving in with her grandma her her man and the baby are all living with her grandma and she's like so excited about it and it was her man's idea to move in with her grandma That is so beautiful.

I think she did say, when I pressed her last about the sourdough, she said, like, I'm waiting till I move so I have like the space and I don't want to get started with growing my sourdough.

But like, I'm sorry.

Cool that you're doing.

Sarah waits for nobody.

Cool that you're making better, but like, what are you putting it on?

Oh, my God.

Well, good question.

And you just reminded me, I watched Miracle last night.

Okay.

And I can't really say watched because I did turn it off.

Like, I'm shocked that you guys, I feel like maybe I was watching the wrong movie, but it was literally about the Soviet war, the hockey game.

Like, there's no way.

What a piece of shit.

Oh, my God.

Like, what a bad movie.

And you guys made me look bad because I'm like dragging Ben at this point.

Every time we get in bed, I'm like, what should we watch?

What should we learn?

And last night he was like, do we have to learn something?

And I'm like, yeah.

He's like, can we watch Entourage?

I'm like, no.

So I have to like make a good case.

And Miracle like actually made me look bad.

Like I might lose the remote tonight because of Miracle.

You know what I want to watch that I think you should watch too on your historical journey?

And I think we can trust that it's a really good movie because it was so prestigious.

And it's a movie that we like.

reference all the time.

It's actually insane that we haven't watched it.

And it's basically...

Is it a divorce?

No.

Like, if you thought hard enough, maybe you could guess.

Oh, I know.

No, I don't.

I don't know.

Memoirs of a geisha.

I can't.

Let me tell you why.

It's a good point.

Memoirs of a geisha is so important to me.

It's so important to me, too.

And, you know, knowing that, just keep in mind, like, I have no clue what the movie's about.

I don't know who, what time period, what country.

I'm assuming Japan.

Who knows?

And I love it that way.

Like, it's so important that I reference Memoirs of a Geisha Shaw at least once a week without knowing one single, like, I can't ruin the perfect balance.

It's very delicate.

Right.

And, like, what if it turns out that the movie's like really sad and it's like, we've been like giggling, like, we've been turning it into all these things, like, memoirs of a Streisand, memoirs, like, every time someone writes a book, like, Memoirs of a Tarek, Memoirs of Atarik's Arm Tyke.

Jackie, Memoirs of a Gay Shah, probably the best.

Yeah, but that's not our joke.

Like, that's on him.

No, but I reference that also, probably quarterly.

Right.

So, if it turned out we watched a movie and that's not something that we should reference anymore, that would harm our brand.

For sure.

And I just can't explain.

What would we say every time someone wrote a book?

Congrats.

We would say

memoirs of a gay shaw.

Yeah, no.

I think

I might watch it, though.

No.

Oh, you literally can't.

Okay.

I can't.

Surprising.

We can't have nice things.

We're going to destroy that, too.

No.

Okay, well, I'm still watching The Valley, so I'm not in any rush to start something else.

Things are definitely turning towards Spotlight and Britney and Jax's relationship.

It's really sad.

I still don't know what's happened,

but I feel like the show is going to get me to a place where I'm going to make peace with their divorce and be like, good riddance.

Yeah.

You know, because when we heard the news, like, you go into a state of denial, I like this couple.

But I feel like after watching this, I'll be like, maybe not.

Yeah, I think what is shown towards the end is like stuff you can't really come back from.

Interesting.

Okay.

So, I'm really looking forward to today's show because it's very low-key.

In this sort of season, we have really busy Wednesdays and really busy Fridays because Fridays are weenie and queen of the week, and then it's also summer house.

Today, we kind of were untethered.

It's just a sort of freedom I'm feeling that I wanted to acknowledge.

It's a low-key classic sword today.

It's a L-K-C-K-O-D.

So now we get to do our favorite thing and talk about ourselves.

Ourselves.

We burning ourselves.

I

what?

You know?

Well, something exciting about me this morning that I have going on is that I am in the midst of making two sourdoughs right now.

I've never done double duty.

And?

And we'll see how it goes.

I maybe both suffer because my attentions are split.

I've spread myself too thin, spread my dough too thin, but I just did my stretch and folds and now we're gonna sit at room temperature for a while because I would love to gift a loaf to Olivia.

You know, I'd just love to drive on over to my neighbor's house and be like, I baked you a fresh loaf of bread.

Well wishes.

I know that you are like in this sort of transitional era where like the end result is like ballerina farm, homesteading, trad wife, but I sort of see the way you just described it.

And I think your goal transition wise shouldn't be to ballerini.

It should be to one Brie Vandecamp.

Like that's who you are these days.

Yeah, I had that thought recently because like she makes her own muffins, bringing the basket.

Yeah, always in the apron.

And I do think that, but like also loves a Loubouton.

Yeah, she's extremely stylish.

I do think it's trending more that way for me because I will never be ballerina farm because I can't have chickens in my county.

not only that i do think a part of the homesteading trad life which you know no tea no shade like is looking decrepit you know like no makeup like dresses like that are you know sorry ugly brie vandekamp would never like bree vandekamp was doing the most you're right in a heel in a pencil skirt in a button-down blouse yeah plus she was a business owner like eventually she had her lifestyle brand that was probably my favorite part of the show when she was crushing life use her garage as like a studio kitchen like martha stewart definitely my favorite arc for brie in general but perhaps even out of all the cast members and her son who they had a very traumatizing relationship up until that point like she learned to accept him the way that he was he became like her cfo now i do believe spoiler alert like he ends up betraying her in some sort of business deal but that point where yes her garage is her studio she has like a full-fledged she's literally like a modern joanna gains claudia my garage is my studio oh my god no no the brie vandicam like that should be your mood board for like the rest of the year.

We need to, no offense, like love her.

Ballerina Farm, like you're never going to be that.

Like you care too much about her.

I don't love the farm.

Not only that, but I think like your wants and your needs are different.

You just both like sourdough and like you want to feed your family, you know, ingredients without GMOs.

Like.

Oh, speaking of, oh my God, I placed a grocery order yesterday.

I am, you know, I've taken on the role for our family trip this summer of organizing the groceries.

And I made a collaborative note.

I said to, I said in the group chat, I'm like, please use the snow for groceries.

If it's not on this list, it won't be in the house.

So make haste, if you will.

So everybody made their little things.

And I knew when I was getting to Jackie, like, let me read you some of the stuff on this list.

First of all, I was panicked ordering eggs because one time I went, when I was staying at your house, I bought eggs that were like

not approved.

And I was like, what is the phrase?

Because they were all organic.

I'm like, no, there's something else that she likes with the eggs.

I literally called you to pick up.

I'm calling Olivia.

I'm like sweating.

Olivia's like, it's the pasteurized vital farms.

Yeah, it doesn't have to be vital farms, but it does have to be organic pasture-raised.

Um, I did want to tell you that I wasn't actually able to get that.

Okay, that's fine.

Cause also, when Shannon was here, she was telling me, and that's why I wound up buying those weird eggs, but she was telling me that pretty much like it's all the same.

Well, that's the other thing when I was ordering groceries, like we're gonna be spending our summer in the Hamptons.

Like, the Hamptons has the best fresh fruits,

vegetables, farm stands, eggs.

Like, why the hell would I order online?

But just, you know, just for the day that we get there, I needed, I mean, these are, and like, I seriously had so many questions for Jackie.

All-purpose, unbleached, organic flour.

I was like, okay, I actually was able to find that.

But then the next thing said bread, flour, organic.

Organic, bread, flour.

Yeah, it's just another bag of flour that's bread, flour, not all-purpose flour.

But you make bread with all-purpose flour.

The all-purpose flour is better for the starter and the bread flour is better for the loaf.

I just learned that.

Okay, well,

I wasn't able to get bread flour organic.

I hope you can just find that elsewhere.

Like I was seriously panicking.

And then I'm placing a big order at Thrive Market.

I'm getting all my flour from there because they have the best flour and it's heavy.

I don't want to carry it.

Okay.

Then the other thing was like, I saw, I'm like, nobody put milk.

And everybody's going to need milk for like coffee or cereal.

Like milk is just something you got to have.

But of course, it's kind of like, you know, you're not ordering salt on your list.

It's something that the person ordering groceries needs to just consider.

So I was like, okay, I know people like half and half for their coffee.

That's easy.

And then I'm like, oh, yeah, them kids, them kids be like chugging milk.

And I'm like, Jackie's always going on about something when it comes to milk.

I'm like, is it pasture raised?

Like, I literally couldn't figure it out.

And then I remembered our ad copy for Buy Heart Formula.

And Jackie's always going on and on about how great it is because it's grass-fed.

Grass-fed, exactly.

But your dairy products, I learned this from Bobby from Flav City.

Grass-fed cows.

And this ideal is, of course, you know, get what you can get.

And sometimes they don't even sell grass-fed and also it's expensive.

Like, it's all good, but, you know, it's the ideal, says Bobby.

Yeah.

And then I really don't even want to get into the fruit because when I'm with you and we're shopping for fruit, like I want an apple and I'm going to go for the biggest, juiciest one.

And Jackie's like, no, we have to go to the organic section where like the apples are sadder for sure.

But I guess they're not, you know, pumped with whatever it is that you're avoiding.

So I did my best to acquire exclusively only organic fruit.

Just know the clementines in the house will not be organic.

That's fine.

Sometimes not all my fruit is organic.

Like sometimes the blueberries that aren't organic because they're like, you know,

real superhero fruits,

they're huge and like I'll get those because the organic ones like look sad.

Yeah, the organic community needs to work on their fruit presentation.

Like I'm never going to be drawn like just visually to the organic section.

It's giving shriveled.

It's giving bruised it's giving raisin right because you know it has a shelf life but sometimes like there are two things and one just says organic and one is inorganic they look the same great organic right of course of course yeah but also i realized recently like fruit shopping is not really something that you can leave up to the internet or the apps like you've got to go and pick your own fruits from the store i completely agree i've gotten burned so many times even when i shop myself i'll buy a bag of apples only to then take them out of the bag at home and like half of them are rotten.

Yeah.

It's wrong.

It's wrong.

I agree.

Fruit is so

personal.

No, Casey Musgraves really said it best.

Even something as small as an apple that's simple but somehow complex.

Was it designed?

Was it divine?

Or was it...

Can I speak to the architect?

I just love that line about the apple.

I'm obsessed with that song.

Me too, by the way.

And the first line of the song is that song about an apple.

Yeah.

And it's literally so poignant.

Like, first of all, an apple is an apple.

It's so simple.

But it's like, it's biblical, Eve.

It's so complex.

No, but the fact that it has the seeds that regenerate itself,

it's inspiring.

It's brilliant.

And I feel like that's really, you know, where people get.

Stuck because like when I hear that song or I see the apple and I think about the architect, like to me, the architect is God.

of course

God's divine presence, but for other people like they See science mother earth.

Yeah, oh that too that I see it too Yeah, but I like I think God invented science.

Well, that's the other thing.

I think God invented like earth and all of the scientific things that go on.

Yes, I agree.

Yeah, but I think in the song Casey's referring to like the Lord architect is God

Right.

Like all these different things in the world that like are just so simple, like an apple.

It's so not.

Yeah.

It's beautiful.

No, and it was designed to perfection.

And I want to say, like, and the best design is simple design.

You see that, you know, with the Apple logo and whatnot.

Casey Musquez has said that she, when she writes music, a lot of the times her best songs are written when she's on LSD.

And like only a person on LSD could come up with the thought about like an apple.

No.

For real.

But then this album is kind of anti-drug.

Oh, you're right, actually.

She did say she like stopped smoking pot.

Yeah, on the songs.

Now, I don't know what that that means for lst but i feel like you know that would go with the pot bucket of yeah not doing that anymore yeah no i don't even think this is i think this is someone who's come off of lst and is like finding the wonder in reality in reality yeah yeah

that album kind of like came and went but it's really good yes i listen like i have some saved songs and it's a really really strong album I agree.

And Luke Holmes' album drops tomorrow.

Oh my God, we haven't spoken enough about that because he just sort of like plopped it on us.

Surprise, coming out in a week.

Father's Day album.

The lead single came out last week.

The man who seasoned me, like

hysterical crying.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Another, I think, song dropped today.

And then the album comes out tomorrow.

And it's just, it's very exciting.

It's too much.

It's a little nerve-wracking of like how, of the emotions, you know?

Yeah.

You have to really be in that sort of place.

And he's been dropping clips of him singing some songs on his Instagram and like they're all amazing.

What did we expect?

Nothing less.

Yeah.

So I'm excited about that.

And it'll be thrilling to have new music.

Yeah, even though we get new music every week recently and it just doesn't stick.

I know.

You know, I have been listening randomly to Miranda Lambert.

I've just sort of gone on a Miranda Lambert hole.

And I was listening.

It's so funny because one of her biggest songs, whenever I like played Morgan, Morgan, Miranda Lambert Radio, that song comes out, stand on the fonts, that your beats, stop clapping, got a real good feeling, something bad about to happen.

And we, of course,

stand on the floor, got your feet stop cracking.

Got a real good feeling, something bad about to happen.

Now, of course, we think of that song and we think of, oh, of course, Carrie Underwood.

Oh, Sunday night, the football, whatever.

But I really forgot about the lore of that song prior to Carrie Underwood.

It's a Miranda Lambert song that Carrie Underwood sings on, and it's pretty old.

But I imagine at the time when it came out, it was like the craziest thing.

I think it's like the only collab these two have ever done.

They were like the two biggest women in country.

I think they were constantly getting like pit against one another.

You know, Carrie was very like all-American.

Miranda was like this sort of darker energy, bad gala country.

And when they came together, you know, the song has lived many lives since then, but at its core, it's a...

fabulous collab between like the two women of country.

Yeah.

It's so good.

Like the OG song before Carrie Underwood took it to another level.

Yeah, there's levels.

But do you think like whenever that song gets played on NBC, like Miranda Lambert is cashing a check, it's her song.

Yeah, probably both of them.

Yeah.

That's nice for her.

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Our first story: Andy Cohen is shutting down fake rumors about the Rahonj reboot cast.

So the executive producer addressed a radar online story published on Wednesday that claimed that the Bravo reality show was getting a total revamp and only keeping Teresa, Dolores, and Rachel Fuda.

He said, there was a bunch of casting news about Jersey that was reported today.

None of it is true.

No decisions have been made.

We haven't even had any serious conversations about next season.

He went on to reiterate that anything people hear about casting in the next six months is so, is fake, so don't believe it.

He also explained that viewers will understand why showrunners decided to forego a traditional reunion with the divisive cast.

He said the finale is epic and it's great and I'm excited for everyone to see it.

And we all came to the same understanding after watching it.

So I don't think it'll be a big surprise.

Okay, like everyone's annoying me because it's actually a good season of Jersey.

I don't know why everyone's like jumping ship like, oh, the house is burning.

It's really, I have watched, I have suffered through far worse seasons of Housewives and nobody said anything, you know?

But literally, Jersey is not bad.

It's good.

I don't know what the hell everyone's talking about.

Yeah.

And I also think, like, as far as rebooting a cast,

it never works.

Like, it's what they're doing on Roney right now.

I think they're not giving up, but it's not.

gangbusters.

And so I don't think it's making them feel like we should do this with more shows.

Yeah.

Yeah, no, it didn't like have this sort of ripple effect that it was so amazing that we need to do that with because there have been franchises, OC, that have been needing that for a long time and they never did it.

They did it with New York.

I don't think it was like the most amazing decision.

It's fine and it has potential, but Jersey is not there.

Am I crazy?

It's literally good.

We're definitely on a standstill.

And I could see it getting way worse where there is like seriously a line.

It's not even just Teresa Melissa.

It's everyone.

Like there is a full half the cast will not talk to the other half.

They won't show up.

So I understand why they maybe had to get creative with the reunion.

But to me, that makes it sound like that season's even better.

But everybody's just sort of like, the sky is falling with Jersey, and I'm not seeing it.

I think it's good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And I just, the Bravo community is so weird.

And I always disagree with them because, like, this is where everybody's like, we need a reboot.

What?

No, like, I have watched some of the most piece of shit seasons of a million different franchises.

And people on Twitter are gagged.

Oh, my God.

I'm upset, like, acting like it's Steven Spielberg.

Like, it's not.

I,

I'm never, never, when I take the temperature of like the Bravo audience, I'm never on their level.

It actually frightens me when I am.

Like, with Lindsay and Carl, I'm like, wait, am I wrong?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because, like, that's how off they always are.

What would Jesse Solomon do?

To me.

To me.

So, Rahon, going strong.

I'm going to watch that next after the valley.

It's just keeping me up so late.

Watching TV like makes me go to sleep so late.

My aura ring is like, stop it.

Yeah, your aura ring's disappointed in me.

So I'm kind of like looking forward to being done watching TV because like I need more sleep for Aura.

Yeah.

For Aura.

Not like not disrespectful.

I just, and I can't stress this enough.

I love my aura ring so much.

It

is.

The single greatest thing in my days.

Like nothing makes me happier.

Not my husband, not my family, not my dog.

like just this ring what's so funny is like everyone wears one like when i did my book signing like everybody had one i feel like i now notice like literally everyone that i see in me like has an aura ring okay and so what is the

what is the word i'm looking like stereotype association

no i i mean rule like etiquette almost okay what is aura etiquette this is the first time tonight i'm hitting a couple events i'm hitting the town and what is the etiquette for wearing it's not an an Apple Watch?

It's not fugly beyond belief.

But it's not like it's not a black tie event.

It's like a cool looking event.

Yes, it's a,

yeah, I guess I'll just say it's like a fashion thing.

Yeah.

So I think that you need to dress up your order ring and add more rings.

You can't just like.

So by the way.

Right.

If it's one of many rings, I think that's the best look for it.

I need to purchase some more rings.

And also this ring.

Remember I told the story where I was out to lunch with Shannon Ford.

She was wearing this ring.

I'm like, oh my God, it's so cute.

Can I try it on?

And she was like, yeah, of course.

And then she was like, you you know what?

Keep it because it doesn't fit on my middle finger and it's really meant to be a middle finger ring and it looks so much better on you.

And I, seriously, I was, I didn't even fight for her.

So are you saying your middle finger is like skinnier than Shannon's middle finger?

I never thought about it that way.

I guess that is what I'm saying.

Wow.

Yeah.

Are you worried about me?

Yeah, that's me.

Sure.

Oh my God, wait, I want to say something.

I just remembered.

I have to go on a rant.

Like, seriously.

So I made this TikTok of me dancing and like everyone was obsessed with it.

And I was just like reading through the comments.

They're like, oh my God, you're so funny and beautiful.

And there were like a couple of comments being like, the body checking is out of control.

Now, I'm not mentally ill, so I didn't know what that was.

And I went online to find it.

And it's basically like a trend on social media, popular amongst influencers, to like be filming yourself either like in an outfit or in a bathing suit.

And just they like you're clocking yourself in the

camera and like adjusting your body so that you look better.

Okay.

Okay.

So, body checking.

Like, why is there a word for that?

First of all, like, yeah, I am filming myself.

I want to be.

I'm looking at myself and I know my angles.

They were like, the body checking is triggering.

Well, then, you seriously need to get off the internet.

Like, anybody who, the person who invented that word, like, that's not a thing.

No, that's not a thing.

And so, if we didn't check ourselves and we looked bad, you're fucking fat and you have fucking cellulite.

So, I'm just adjusting because I want to look good.

You're body checking and you're triggering.

You're literally so toxic.

You are mentally ill.

Like seriously, get off the internet.

If you use body checking in a serious way, like seek treatment.

I did not know that was a thing.

I was shocked.

And then I remembered, I think I've spoken about it once with Remy.

She was talking about it.

I'm like, what is body checking?

And she was explaining it to me and I still didn't understand it.

And now that I've, I get it now.

Cause I, and then I saw in the video what they were referencing.

I like was dancing.

And then I looked over at the camera.

I was like, oh, my ass looks fat.

So I just like turned around a little bit.

Like, yeah, I'm a human being.

I'm a girl, and I'm fine.

You're not.

That's insane.

I look at myself on the monitor.

Oh, sit up straight.

Did I body check?

Yes, you did.

So I,

and that's wrong that I want to be.

That I see myself hunched and I want to be up straight.

I'm wrong for that.

Yes, you are completely wrong.

I have reached a point in my career as a, you know, as a commentator on culture.

That's really what I am, where I will no longer be criticizing anything an influencer does.

And, you know, I saw another TikTok about this where somebody was going on and she was so right.

Like

influencing and content creating is the only job, literally in the entire world, where women make more money than men.

Like seriously, even things that are, you know, stereotypically female, like a cookie, being a chef, like Bobby Flay comes in and makes your barbecue better than you.

Ever.

Traditionally female things, like makeup, the biggest beauty gurus are also men.

So it's like, We really need to stop criticizing influencers.

It's internalized misogyny, to use your guys' words.

It's internalized misogyny.

It is the only industry, first of all, where women who are traditionally like homemakers or not the breadwinners are earning money for their families.

Sometimes they're out earning their husbands with traditional jobs, even if they're not moms, even if they're just like business, like me, like my business is being, I make more money than all my male counterparts.

I can't say that if I'm a basketball player.

I can't say that if I'm, if I work in finance, I can't say that if I'm a fucking architecture.

I can't say that if I'm an engineer.

Shut the fuck up.

Stop criticizing influencers to a level that you would never criticize oh an accountant shut the up and i think we need to be criticizing the accountants more oh hell yeah

body checking what the accountants are doing i'm gonna body okay but when they were like you're body checking i'm like who did i hurt my understanding is body checking is like going up and like chest bumping someone yeah

I'm like, I was so upset that I learned that phrase.

Like, I wish, I didn't, I don't want to know whatever, whoever is walking around this earth, like not knowing what that is, I want want you guys.

I want to be you.

Well, that was me five minutes ago.

I'm sorry.

But now you know how I feel about phrases that are just more explanatory for a normal everyday process.

Body checking.

And like, apparently, if you body check, like you have an eating disorder.

Like, that's the jump.

Okay.

Okay.

And that hurts actual people with eating disorders, by the way.

Because then everyone has one, right?

Yeah.

So then no one has one, but actual people.

But actual people are suffering.

I was sick from this news.

That's sickening.

I just want to say, if anybody ever criticizes me again, it's internalized misogyny.

And anti-Semitism.

That one doesn't like mean so much anymore, which is sad.

No, I just, I see the way like we're having these crazy

conversations about influencers, like what it means for the culture, like these huge conversations.

And you're not having that about literally anyone else.

Name an industry, seriously, where women make more money than men.

Gymnastics.

That

is really the only one I can think of.

Yeah.

So I won't be criticizing the gymnasts and I will not be, I like, seriously, I will not criticize influencers anymore.

And our favorite one, Claudia, really the number one industry where women make more than men is modeling.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yes, yes.

And do you think it's a coincidence so many models are also influencers?

No.

Right.

I don't want to hear it anymore.

Like until we start having these deep antithetical, like, what does this mean for society about

people in marketing?

I don't want to fucking hear it.

I really don't.

Yeah.

And I want to thank, I forget the girl, I should have saved the TikTok when she was just going on about how it's literally the only industry where like women make so much more money than men.

And like

we're trying to tear them down.

And who's doing the tearing down?

The women.

It's the women.

And nobody hates me.

This is the hill that I will die on.

Like nobody hates women more than women.

And women in the public sphere get so much more criticism from other women.

Like I've never seen anyone, I always love to compare, like when you think about podcasters, and I saw Brittany Broski was talking about this.

She was on a podcast.

She's like, women just get canceled so much worse.

And she didn't finish the thought.

And when I saw it, I was like, oh, I know why.

Because women in like influencer world or podcasting world, their audiences are women.

Yeah.

No, the people who do canceling.

are women.

Yeah.

So if you want to stop, just start there.

Yeah.

So stop.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We to internalize misogyny and we've spoken about that before why like female cancellations are so much worse because it's the female audiences with their pitchforks who like just like can't let something go yeah no and they're the ones like right classic women

yeah

seriously yeah it's bad you guys not you guys wonderful toasters we love you no no no no literally you're not the problem yeah

all is that to say Support your local influencer.

Yeah, I wanted to say that.

And yeah, thank you.

Thank you for that.

And end of rant.

Okay.

I think it's time to move on to our next story,

which is now one of you and I's favorite subject.

What?

Titanic.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I need to also add to my list.

Oh, my God.

Like, can we just let that list rest?

Like, at first it was funny, and now it's like getting a little out of hand.

Like, yes, we know Turdy doesn't listen.

Turdy is like the worst.

We should kill Turdy.

Like, I get it.

Okay.

No, Turdy bought me a butter dish.

I need to find out from Shannon where this ring is from just so I can.

I need to get some more to like dress up.

I need to get ornamental rings as well.

I'll find out where it's from so we can get ornamental rings.

I feel like we have a lot of great sponsors.

Majuri.

We do.

Majori.

That's actually a really good.

Yeah.

It's not a transition for today, but yeah.

No, it's not.

And I have some Majuri rings, but they're like a little snug at the moment.

So I i just need some also ring concierge yeah we do have a lot of good ring yeah yeah yeah really an earth yeah our next story about the titanic is the titanic the movie based on titanic the um kate winslett and james cameron address a rumor that they had a rift after titanic the movie i hadn't heard this yeah so kate winslett and james cameron are shutting down speculation that they feuded after filming titanic He said there was never a rift between us in a variety profile on Kate Winslet that was published on Wednesday.

He said she had a little postpartum depression when she let go of the character of Rose.

She and I have talked about the fact that she goes really, really deep and her characters leave a lasting, sometimes dramatic impression on her.

Winslett, for her part, said, there's a part of me that feels almost sad.

that that stupid speculative Titanic stuff at the time overshadowed the actual relationship I have with him.

However, as page six notes, page six notes, it wasn't that speculative.

She told the LA Times in April 1997, eight months before the movie hit theaters,

that one quote would have to pay her a lot of money to work with Jim again.

She told the same outlet the following month that Cameron has a temper like you wouldn't believe.

As it was, the actors got off lightly.

I think Jim knew he couldn't shout at us the way he did to his crew because our performances would be no good.

She went on to characterize him to the LA Times as a really tough nut to crack as there were times she was genuinely frightened of him.

However, she confessed at the time that she eventually did come to understand him.

Now she will be back in James Cameron's next installment of Avatar, and he knows she she will yeah he said she said he knows I will be up for anything any challenge any piece of direction you give me I'll try it

okay interesting because I'm also watching entrage right now and James Cameron is like a huge part of entourage because he directs Aquaman and he plays himself in the show for like over many seasons and he I always find like people who play themselves in entourage and like are able to poke fun at themselves are like not that serious like so many people in LA are like so worried about like what people I actually I often find like going on entrage was really good at least for me for like what what i thought about you like what your image was and he seemed very down to earth um i imagine he's very serious about his craft and he probably is a little nuts you don't get to be james cameron like without that um

but i'm confused like him outing her postpartum depression in this article like well that's my question i feel like i mean i need to look when she had a baby but i feel like he was saying like she had postpartum about the movie being over

do you know what i mean i don't think she had just had a child.

I think it was like she birthed, it was a metaphor.

She birthed this character.

Okay, that's a really misleading metaphor, but I think you're right.

Okay, but I hear about it.

She has two children.

One was born in 2003, so that's not 1997.

And the other was born in,

oh, and the other was just cast in.

She's in the Buccaneers.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I watched that show.

You should watch that show.

The other was born in 2000.

So again, yeah, not actual postpartum depression, just like the birth of the movie.

And then she was depressed after because she gets really into her characters.

Okay, okay.

That's like a really for somebody whose like, you know, job is to like

visualize and like that was like a really bad thing.

I just want to say maybe if you read the whole interview, which I didn't, you didn't, like maybe he talks earlier about how for her being in a movie is like having a baby.

And then got it.

Okay.

You know what I mean?

He laid the ground.

Perhaps, perhaps.

Yeah, but it is like a little an interesting term to use.

But I guess I would say better, like a hangover is a better better term.

Movie hangover.

I would like a little bit more information.

Like,

yeah, it's not a rumored feud.

It's not like this was just a rumor that was in page six and people just remembered forever.

Like you said.

You said that stuff.

Yeah.

Which, by the way, she's valid in saying I'm sure he is like a little, especially Titanic was like this huge undertaking for him.

Like, I'm sure he was, you know, going through a lot.

Maybe was an animal and like.

annoying to work with

i don't understand how we go from that to this i mean it's been 20 Well, I feel like sometimes you get off on the wrong foot with someone, you don't understand them.

Like, I feel like we see that on TV a lot where, like, two people, you feel like they'll never get along.

And then a few years later, like, they come to get one another, they actually become really good friends.

Like, I feel like that could have been what happened here.

So, the only part about this that's like a little bothersome, it's like, don't act like we're crazy because you said those things.

Yeah.

But I'm glad that they're working together, once again,

me too.

That's beautiful.

Every night in my dreams, I see you.

Oh, my God.

Celine Dion's documentary.

Very highly anticipated documentary comes out next week.

I'm going to see it on Monday.

Me and Brian are going to a screening.

I'm really, really intrigued.

Like, I'm looking forward to it.

I haven't looked forward to this, to a celebrity documentary this much, probably since Gaga 5'2.

I feel

you.

Also, not to, you know, make it about the man, but I'm sure you're going to get a lot of David Foster.

No, even though it's not a documentary on like her life story.

Life, no, it's her documentary on the last couple of years of her life where she's like been diagnosed with this very rare, confusing, shaken person syndrome.

Sift person syndrome.

Excuse me, yes.

So I don't know if it starts like at her birth or if it starts from the last five years.

I'm not sure, but I know the focus is on what she's been dealing with, like having to cancel her tour.

Oh, that's really sad.

So no Eurovision.

I don't know.

Okay.

Well, let us know how it is, please.

And not you going to

humble back.

Yeah.

Casual.

Is there a carpet?

I don't know.

Brian was invited.

He's like, we're going.

I was like, okay.

Of course.

Yeah.

Courage, don't you dare fail me now.

Oh, that's a pretty one, too.

You'll have to let us lay people know how the screening is.

Well, Celine was interviewed by Hoda, and Celine, Hoda asked an amazing question.

Like, she said, Celine, what's Celine Dion's song right now?

Like, has like kind of different definitely been a single song?

It's been your Celine Dion song for now.

And she, and she, of course, started singing it.

Courage, I need you here to take away the doubt.

I'm standing on the edge of something new.

You're all I've got to hold on to.

Courage, don't you dare fail me now.

Oh, I have chills.

That song is so good.

I'm not, I'm not like, you know, a deep follower of her recent music, like her new music.

Of course, I know the catalog from the last 20 years.

But that song, Courage, and also her newer song, Imperfections.

Because I got my own imperfections.

Like, so good.

Yeah.

I got my own set of scars to hide.

So good.

Are you ready for our next story?

Another goat.

Yes, yes, I am.

Tom Brady is getting a statue at Gillette Stadium, a 12-foot bronze piece.

So Tom Brady is getting a statue at Gillette Stadium, Robert Kraft announced on Wednesday night the Patriots are erecting a 12-foot bronze sculpture of the ex-quarterback this season.

The New England Honshow revealed the big news at Brady's Hall of Fame induction ceremony in Foxborough when he told a Packed House the former signal caller will be the first player in franchise history to receive the honor.

Kraft also said Brady's number 12 jersey will be retired, the first Patriots since Bruce Armstrong in 2001 to garner that accolade.

Brady, who attended the event, teared up as his former boss made the announcements.

Like, nobody loves anyone more than Tom Brady loves Robert Craft.

Like, I think he loves Robert.

He loves Robert Craft more than he loves his own family, like, for real.

Now, so fabulous.

He's getting a bronze statue.

Very cool.

But I did ask Jackie to talk about the story because I saw something on TikTok this morning that I think you'll find very interesting because they had this big event last night at the stadium.

All of, you know, Tom Brady's homies were there.

Julian Edelman, Gronk, Danny Amendola.

And do you know who Danny Amendola's date was?

Somebody like panned and saw them together sitting with Gronk and Camille.

Who?

Xandra from TikTok.

Now, I've been wanting to talk about Xandra for a while because I've been sort of, I'm a commentator on culture, right?

I think I said that earlier in the show.

And I think we were talking about, for those who don't know, Danny Amandola plays for the Dolphins now, right?

Oh my God.

So like Braxton and Alex and Danny and Zandra.

So Xandra was this University of Miami student who

kind of came up with Alex Earl.

Now, she's not as big as Alex Earl, but they were.

No.

So they haven't been friends for like two years.

And so when they're in front of them,

she's like totally parallel to one another.

No, no, no.

They were like in the same friend group at University of Miami.

Yeah.

And they both, like, Xandra like went viral for like doing makeup and being a DJ.

Alex went viral for doing makeup and just like being a girl in the middle.

It just happened that they were friends.

It wasn't like people knew Xandra from Alex's stuff.

They did.

They did.

Like it it was, it was collateral.

It was like Kylie and Stasi, baby.

Sure, sure, sure.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And so when they graduated college, like literally the last time these two were ever seen together, like I know far too much about this, was they took this trip, like graduation trip with all of their friends.

And when they got back from the trip, the two have never been spotted together like ever again.

And a lot of people like wondered what happened.

And the general consensus on the internet is that like Xandra was a mean girl.

And like Alex, like that's just, and neither of them have ever spoken about what went down.

They just sort of like live these different lives.

They both live in Miami.

They sometimes like, you know, are at the same events, but no, like completely separate.

And the internet totally sided with Alex.

I don't know how everyone came to this conclusion, but it's like Xandra was a mean girl and Alex is like this, you know, untouchable queen.

And like everybody's like stands Alex.

And like, I actually feel bad for Sandra because like, imagine like, you know, every, you like, whatever happened, like you lose a friend and everybody sides with the other girl.

And the other girl is like, has everything.

every opportunity like is the biggest star in the world

so then most recently we were talking actually when we were kind of clowning on Sports Illustrated.

I remember saying because I saw this picture of Zandra she went to the party and she was wearing this dress with just like that had like starfishes on her boobs.

She looked so sick.

And I was like, I think I actually

to me because every

after all the Sports Illustrated stuff like then all the

images from the parties were coming out and also spreads within the magazine.

And we just kept sending stuff to each other like this person should have been on the cover.

This person should have been on the cover.

And I said, I'm like, Xandra, honestly, like like she her body wise she's a modern kate upton like these huge curves and these beautiful breasts like not to be so weird but like her body is so feminine and so beautiful and it's not like you know fashion week model it's like curvy and it's real and when she wore that starfish dress to the sports illustrated i was like this is who they should have put their whole you know brand behind like how they did with kate upon and how they did with um Hannah Jeter.

This should have been their girl because she's, she's, you know, she's a million followers on TikTok and in certain corners of the internet, she's really famous.

But in the culture, she's still relatively unknown.

And I think that that could have been like major for them.

Whatever.

And then, like, I don't know if you saw this, but a couple of weeks later, Sports Illustrated announced their first ever digital magazine and their first cover for the digital magazine was Alex Earl.

So it was like this thing that Zan, I like actually felt bad for Xandra.

I was like, she had this one thing.

And it was actually perfect.

Like, you know, Alex can do everything.

She's fashion.

She's this.

She's that.

She's Hollywood.

But honestly, like, Xandra really is so Sports Illustrated.

And you know what?

I I was like, you know, it says that they're letting her have this one thing.

And then like, Alex, of course, does it and does it bigger and better.

And she has her own cover and her own this and her own spread.

And I was like, oh my God, this girl can't catch a break.

Yeah.

But, or Alex should have been on the main cover this year.

Like that would have been an obvious choice for them.

They wouldn't have to do any like, you know, discovery.

Yeah.

She should have been on the cover.

That's another one.

A thousand percent.

Another one.

So now, and it sucks.

Like you can't talk about one of these girls without talking about the other.

And they both should stand on their own.

Oh, wait,

so like this whole time I thought it was like Danny, like Alex and Braxton setting up Danny.

And no.

But no, it's like they, because they both live in Miami and they both probably like football players and there's one team.

Yeah.

So that's awkward.

These two can't quit each other.

I wonder what happened between them and if it is,

where does he play?

Maybe he doesn't play on the Dolphins.

But but like I know I didn't just pull that out of my eyes.

I thought he was like retired.

Yeah,

hold on.

He's on the Chiefs.

He's on the Chiefs.

Well, no, now this article says he's Houston Texans.

Okay, I don't

think he was ever on the

Texas Tex Raiders.

That was his college team.

Okay, I don't think he was ever on the Dolphins.

Like, why did I think that?

No, I think.

I think he's retired.

Okay, so

oh, he retired two years ago.

Okay, I'm so glad we, we got and he was on the dolphins.

There are pictures of him in dolphins jersey.

Great.

He was signed by the Cowboys.

Oh, in 2008.

Yeah.

He's also famously Olivia Culpo's ex-man.

And he, like, kind of was, like, a little crazy in their breakup.

I remember like the something about a watch.

And he, like, cheated on her.

Yeah, but then he also, like, posted something fucking nuts on social media about a watch.

Yeah.

Having said that, I'm so happy for Zandra.

Like, I, Zandra's such the underdog here.

Like, imagine your ex-best friend is Alex Earl.

Like, it's almost not even fair.

Like, she's, and everybody loves her.

Alex Earl is just like such a nice girl.

She's such a popular girl.

She's so famous.

She's the it girl, not even of the moment, because like the moment was two years ago.

Now she's just like a permanent it girl status.

Like, I do.

I feel sometimes for Xandra.

Like, it's, it must be hard.

Not hard.

I mean, she's like incredibly beautiful and young and high.

I just want to say she's 23 and he's 38.

It's just what I want to say.

Yeah.

You know me.

I'm like very against that, but I'm like a champion of Xandra, so I'm okay with that.

And do you think her frontal lobe is developed?

I don't know.

I think when you grow up in the spotlight, you do sort of

the frontal lobe is on

a different track than us normies.

Yeah, and where is she from originally?

I think she's she's definitely from like the tri-state area, right?

She's somewhere in the Midwest.

Midwest, Midwest.

I got that wrong, too.

So, yeah, I just wanted to bring that up, you know, to keep our audience abreast on what's going on on TikTok.

And are you positive that Xandra was dating Danny Amendola?

Are you looking for a news story about it?

Because I was looking for one too in a newspaper.

Because in May 2024,

another Chiefs player.

She stirred up dating buzz with Chiefs player

Luis Reese Zamet.

And I remembered when that was happening, because I was happy for her again.

I was like, good, maybe she can be friends with Taylor Swift.

Like, let, you know, Zandra have a moment.

Yeah.

Can we have a moment for Zandra?

And then that turned out, I think, to be nothing.

And I couldn't find any news stories this morning, but I saw a TikTok.

I forget whose Instagram story it was.

One of the players just like took a video of his table.

And sitting right there, it's Gronk, Camille, Zandra, Danny Amandola.

Like double date.

Okay, cute.

No, I'm here for it.

Yeah.

Maybe Camille set them up.

Maybe this was their first time meeting.

Because here's a picture of Camille and Zandra.

Why would Zandra be at this event if not at someone's date?

Because Camille's setting up her friends.

No, no, but like if you were, if Camille was setting up her friends, it wouldn't be at like this seated dinner like event.

She'd be like, oh, Gronk, let's go for drinks.

Invite Danny.

I'm going to go to the next one.

Okay, maybe that part already happened.

Like, maybe this is like, yeah.

But maybe that's how they met, not through the Dolphins.

Dolphins Org.

Yeah, not through the Dolphins, Jackie.

He doesn't play on the Twitter.

Right, right, right.

Okay.

Well, great.

Thank you for that.

I think like I would like these two to be, you know, happy together.

Same.

I wish for happiness for everyone.

Me too, of course.

Yeah.

Immensely.

Immensely.

Are you ready for our next story?

Some people that are not being peaceful right now.

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Our next story, the girls are feuding, and I just, I would have never, I would never thought these two people would come across my desk, let alone in a fight.

But Annalise Vanderpohl is clapping back at JoJo Siwa after calling her out on TikTok.

So you probably remember the name Annalise Vanderpoel from That's So Raven.

She also.

Seriously, I can never forget Annalise Vanderpohl for a million reasons.

The impact she had on my childhood was tremendous as Chelsea on That's So Raven.

But also once I learned her human name, which is Annalise Vanderpole, not Chelsea from That's So Raven, it's a name you just don't forget.

Annalise Vanderpol.

And you don't, she's a firstie lastie.

Like, I would never call her Annalise.

Who am I talking about?

Right.

Annalise Vanderpol is now feuding with JoJo Siwa.

And I didn't have that on my 2024 bingo card.

I don't know who to side with because

what Jojo said about Annalise, please read it.

Okay, so first it started with Annalise posted a TikTok about how Raven's home was being ending after six seasons.

You just, you, you seriously simplified it too much.

Annalise Vanderpohl has posted 15 TikToks every day since she left the new Ravens.

Raven's Home is the spin-off of That's So Raven.

So she was on the spin-off and then she left and nobody really wondered what happened, but she then made seriously, I'm not even kidding, 100,000 TikToks since she left, alluding to something happening, being like, I can't tell you because I have an NDA.

They come across my fury page all the time.

They're infuriating.

Like if something happened, I probably wouldn't even care.

The amount that she's like hyping it up, like everybody wants to know.

Nobody really cares, actually, Annalise.

It's infuriating.

Her content, seriously, I need to block her.

It's some of the worst, most piece of shit content on the planet because she's just hyping up this thing she's never going to tell us.

And it was this thing we didn't really care about in the beginning.

Yeah.

So so it wasn't just one TikTok.

Like when Jojo Siwa said what she said, she did speak for a lot of us.

And then Jojo Siwa commented on her post, on Annalise's post, like celebrating, you know, Raven's home being ending.

She said, JoJo said, six seasons and now a spin-off.

I think they're doing just fine.

Also, look at your account.

Your highest use come from talking about the show slash Raven as well.

Yeah, like...

Jojo didn't stutter, honestly.

And she kind of said what a lot of us have been thinking about.

Why was it JoJo who said it?

I have no idea

what is the relationship between Jojo and Raven.

Like, I feel like they must be friends because this is how you defend a friend.

I mean, Jojo was a Nickelodeon.

She had like a show on Nickelodeon.

She had this partnership with Nickelodeon.

I don't know what her relationship with Raven is.

To be honest, like, I really don't give a fuck.

This, like, Jojo Siwa versus Analise Vanderpolt, like, is the definition of loser on loser crime.

I really can't be bothered to care that much.

Although I do want to say, like, you know, JoJo slayed, like, she did.

Like, thank you.

Somebody needed to.

Then Analise responded, she used the audio that says, I was in rehab at like 15.

I feel like this was not my biggest issue.

And she said, when Joe Josie watch rolls you on TikTok, and then she said, like, I was a child actor at 15, like, this is not my biggest issue.

Yeah.

Again, like, two losers.

But here's the thing.

I love loser on loser crime because like it's to me, it's like a victimless crime.

Yeah, it's a very low stakes competition.

And it's like a double negative.

Like when it's two losers, like it, they cancel each other out.

And it's like, cool.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, we're so back.

Um, but I, and I do want to say, because in the context of this argument, yeah, Jojo's right, but like, JoJo Siwa, I don't know what in the world, like, she, like, a switch went off in her head like six months ago.

She was like, I'm just gonna be nuts.

And I just saw a video of her performing, and she, like, put her hand like in her underwear, like on her vagina, and was swigging from a bottle of Tito's.

Like, she's clearly also going through it.

So, I don't want to be able to do it.

You don't want to champion

either one of them.

No, no,

I won't champion either one of them.

They're both like annoying as hell.

And I just, I want to say, like, I tried to tell you guys about JoJo Siwa, like that even when she was like doing the bows and teeny bopping around, like she was in her bathtub chain smoking cigarettes.

Jackie did like have this conspiracy theory.

If you were here on the podcast like six years ago, you would know you used to have a running joke that JoJo Siwa chain smokes cigarettes in her bathtub because Jackie was like, I could just see a world in which she needs to like let go of all this toxic positive.

She needs to literally

let her hair down.

Her ponytail is so tight.

And that's what she does.

Even though I couldn't predict that

that's child's play compared to what she's doing now, like Jojo See what I having to cigarette is nothing.

Oh, it's a quiet day for Jojo.

It's a Tuesday.

Yeah.

A Tuesday.

And she chose nicotine.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

A little fashion news.

Okay.

Collaboration news.

Okay.

Two great brands news.

Okay.

Toast merch is collabing with who?

Chanel.com.

No, Javiana's and Dolce and Gabbana are teaming up for a collection of high-fashion flip-flops for summer 2024.

And before this episode drops, I'm going to buy myself a pair because they're about to sell out.

And this isn't an ad or anything, but they're really cute.

I mean, like, they're all like the Dolce Prince in Javiana's flip-flops.

But what's the price point?

Oh, like $130.

So higher than Javiana.

That's like a lot for flip-flops.

Yeah, but they are a quality flop.

And you get to say, I'm wearing Dolce's.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, collaborations.

I'm looking now on their website.

Oh, yeah, they've got the classic.

The leopard are the cutest, and they're all sold out.

The zebra?

Oh, no, I think these ones, the Coretto Siciliano, are cutest.

Me too.

That's what I'm going to go with.

But also, I like the blue Mediterraneo.

Yeah, me too.

Actually, the other ones kind of look like circus.

The zebra.

Okay, I'm not buying.

You almost got me, but like, I don't like that.

I don't like zebra.

I like a collab, especially I like a high-low collab.

Like, I really do.

What's

we tried to think of?

Amy Schumer.

Diffusion line.

I love a diffusion line.

Like, remember, Isabel Morant for Target, Bauman for HM.

Like, I love, love, love things like that.

Yeah.

And so this is fabulous.

Although, just.

I need a pair of flip-flops, honestly.

I'm getting a pair.

Which one should I get, Turdy?

Like, they're really ugly.

Really?

I'm sorry.

I was ready to buy with my Apple Pay.

These are all ugly.

Not the Leopard.

But the Leopard are gone.

Seriously,

think about leopard flip-flops.

Like, what the hell and where would you be wearing them?

I don't know.

Where do you wear flip-flops anyway?

I know.

I kind of don't even have a need for flip-flops.

If I'm going to wear sandals, I really prefer slots.

I need flip-flops sometimes, like, just to go into the backyard.

So I guess they don't have to be dolce.

Right.

Like, get just regular $3 or if we're like having a little cool afternoon.

I could get regular Havianas.

It's true.

I don't even wear a lot of prints.

Okay.

And also like these these blue Metatronios, like, I don't wear blue either.

No, and the cute part of the sandals are the sole and your foot covers it.

Yeah, you have to look at the strap.

And so, like, the Coretto ones, it's just like red and white stripes.

Blue.

I don't wear red and I don't wear stripes.

I'm sorry to have talked you out of it, but I think it's the right thing to do.

Okay.

Well, maybe you guys wear red or stripes or blue.

Maybe you have a different color story than me.

But I'm glad we're talking about this because I do want to champion these type of collabs.

I don't think they happen frequently enough.

And when they do, it's like three pieces are made.

They They get some of the things that you're going to have.

You have to be like waiting outside the store with a 10.

Do you remember the fanfare for Bahman XHM?

Like it was so crazy.

I got nothing.

I got a couple things.

Someone sent them to me.

I mean, do you remember Masony for Target?

Like that was seriously.

I remember where I was.

That was one of the original.

Like that really kicked off a generation.

The day that they launched that collab, like they were being sold for five times the price on eBay.

I actually wonder if like any of that is currently being sold on eBay.

It was really cute.

Hold on, Masoni for Target.

That was so iconic.

Yeah.

No, and the shit was so cute.

Oh my God, they kind of sell some of those things.

They're selling them on here, Etsy.

$75 for like a really cute,

not fake, but you know, artisan-made.

Like someone's making it, right?

Isn't that what Etsy is?

Yeah, no, I think eBay is like where I need to be

or Poshmark.

Yeah.

Etsy's not resale.

Right, right.

This little cardigan with Sony for, oh, it's for kids, $20.

Oh, my God.

Do you remember the rain boots that they made?

Like, seriously, everyone and their mothers.

It was like the Hunger Games.

Yeah, it was.

No, these Leopard ones are really cute.

We need to bring that back.

Oh, they have some of it on Thread Up.

Mmm.

And yeah, eBay.

They made this like cardigan that everyone was like creaming their pants for.

Those were the days, man.

Those were the days.

Yeah, Simple Joys, pair of of flip-flops, wind in your hair.

For a normal price.

Yeah.

Okay, well,

cool.

Cool.

Good on the marketing sequels.

Glad you guys could get together.

Yeah, yeah, I love that.

I love this sort of online.

I'm glad the idea made it off the slack, you know?

And I'm glad to have spent the last hour and change with you.

I hour and change.

There's nobody in the world I'd rather.

An acting change.

An acting change and an hour and change.

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