A Kelly Clarkson Sized Chip: Thursday, February 1st, 2024

Good morning, Millennials.

Welcome back to the toast and happy...

What is it?

Oh my God, it's Thursday.

Did it.

We're here.

Done.

Goodbye.

See you later.

Sayonara.

Shaloo motherfucker.

It's been great.

Have a great day.

Love you.

Bye.

It's been great.

Love you.

Bye.

Episode done and dusted.

Deuces.

No, we can't because we promised yesterday that we would do dear toasters today.

Speaking of dear toasters, speaking of it, it's a great time to let people know that Claudia and I recorded a Patreon yesterday.

We did unburden yourselves when we really just unburdened ourselves with a lot of embarrassing stories from over the years.

I thought you were going to say that we unburdened ourselves with a secret confession.

And I just want to say, don't include me.

You're the one who feels that way.

No, I was saying something else.

Oh, I thought, because you said, speaking of dear toasters, you know.

Speaking of dear toasters, because we spoke of dear toasters on unburdening yourselves yesterday, and we had like a, a nice, lively, spirited chat about it.

So Jackie, we won't spoil it.

And I'm not gonna have the same conversation twice, but have her, head over to the Patreon if you want to know some admin that's going on at the toast right now and how and how the hosts are feeling about dear toast.

Also, I personally shared about five of like my most embarrassing stories and three of them were stories I swear I would take with me to the grave.

The yearbook, the mattress, and the flatulence.

Like I really thought I would never ever tell anyone those stories, but I was feeling comfortable.

I shared two or three stories that over the last few months like have really been burdensome.

And I've been feeling like I need unburdening yourselves because like the only way I can feel better about it is if everybody knows about it.

Even when they happened, I was like calling everyone just so like someone could make me feel better.

Right.

You tried to un the burden, but it didn't work.

It did, but also time will un your burden.

And it's been a few months, but still I'm obviously not over it.

Now, I feel like we've spoken about this on the show before, but have you ever thought, have you heard about like this thing where you get your colors done?

I've heard about it.

I think we should do it because I've recently been wearing a lot of pink.

And by a lot, I mean, I literally have two sweaters.

And I think, I don't know what it means.

I think this means maybe I'm a spring.

And I think this might be my color.

Does my face look different, like more radiant to you today?

No, I don't feel like pink, like your colors are pink.

And it's colors like a physical thing or it's like a spiritual thing?

No, it's like physical.

It's like they'll take all these fabric swatches and like lay them on top of you and you will literally see like a difference in your face based on like how the different colors reflect off your skin tone, bring out your eyes, things like that.

And there's two different sets of colors: springs and winters.

I don't really know what that entails.

And then, once you decide whether you're a spring or you're winter, you go through all the spring colors and all the winter colors and find what colors suit you best.

So that, like, you know, you have a big birthday party, you want to wear the color that's going to make you most radiant.

Yeah, okay.

I think we should do it.

Okay, set it up.

Okay.

I'm going to say someone can come to the house when I'm with you in Florida.

Great.

Love that.

Okay.

Patreon.

I feel like when people say you should get your colors done, it's like a mystical thing.

Like this is your aura.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

That definitely is like a thing for special people where they're like, your aura is purple.

No, I'm talking about like physical.

No, I would not waste my time or money.

Someone telling me what my internal colors are.

Like, I'm fine.

Yeah.

I feel like I know what colors look best on me.

It doesn't mean I'm only going to ever wear those colors.

And it's not like.

The thing is, at the end of the day, yeah, some colors might bring out some great qualities, but like you look the same.

You know, I feel like, is there a color analyst who watches this show?

I wear different colors every day instead of like wasting time at an appointment.

Can someone do a virtual one for me?

Like, I'll pay, but just like stitch together different episodes and see like where are my colors.

I've never do that before.

Oh.

I've seen someone like take stills from the episode and be like, this shade of green was not Jackie's color.

She should be wearing this shade of green.

Okay, someone do it for me, but only use like the last six months of episodes because I've had the same lighting every day, you know?

Don't use when I'm at Jackie's.

Don't use when Jackie's here.

Like this exact setup.

Great.

So we've got a great show.

Like we said, we have deer toasters, we have stories, and describe those stories for me in three words.

Very, very

sad.

Like just not great.

So today's like not going to be a day about the stories.

So you're saying we should continue to dilly dally?

We should.

Love that.

I watched our episode yesterday twice.

It was so joyous and grateful.

Great.

No.

It was so joyous and great.

Excuse me.

And it was just me, we were making me giggle.

Like, I was just, who are those girls?

We're funny gals,

we're funny gals.

I feel like we don't get enough credit for it.

No, we're not appreciating in our own time.

Okay.

So funny that you said that.

I was having this conversation with Ben yesterday, like about work stuff.

I forget what I was talking about.

And I was talking about the toast.

And he was like, you guys have such a chip on your shoulder.

Like the way you talk about like your business and like the industry.

I'm like, no, we literally do because nobody respects us.

Yeah.

He was like, what are you talking about?

Like, everyone loves you.

Your show is huge.

You guys have the biggest fucking chip on your shoulders.

Like, you need to stop.

You get no respect.

None.

And it's easy for him to say, who just woke up one day and said, I think I'll start a podcast.

And Hillary Duff comes through the door and John Steamos and everyone can't wait to get on.

Good guys.

And it's just easy for him to say.

Right.

Like maybe if you had a business that had failed multiple times, you would know what it's like.

Actually, let's not forget, Ben is a formerly failed podcaster.

His old podcast, The Schwitz, which those OG toaster girls who listen just to be supportive, it was one of the biggest pieces of shit on the planet.

And there were like about a thousand girls who showed up every week.

By the end, it was really down to like a thousand.

Those girls, I love you.

Where are you?

Like, you deserve a medal of honor, a Nobel Peace Prize, a purple heart.

I don't know about that, actually.

Which one?

The purple heart?

All of it for listening to a bad podcast.

They deserve something for their fierce loyalty for sure to us like it wasn't even to bed it was to us yeah but like you could just listen to the toast it's enough diana and patreon so true yeah don't feel like you have to listen to good guys like for us anymore

yeah no you definitely don't by the way they literally don't even need us i feel like they're gonna surpass us i hate them no i know that's what i'm saying yeah they're the competition turdy it's so true and they're so problematic they're oh my gosh good guys

suffer good guys is overparty good guys is is overparty.

How do you hurt?

We need to stop talking about them and stop saying their podcast name on our big ass show.

Good guys is bad guys.

It sounds like the good guys are not good.

Not so good.

Scandal over at good guys.

Documentary.

So let's chat.

Okay, let's do it.

I got my cabbage in.

Did you lay those warm leaves on your breast?

Not warm, cold.

They should be cold.

And when they are cold, it really is so soothing.

Like even if the cabbage doesn't do what cabbage is supposed to do, it's a nice feeling.

Pleasant experience.

But the cabbage is cabbaging because when I woke up this morning and I didn't nurse or pump at all through the night, I did not have pain.

That is so exciting.

Now, paint a visual photo for me.

Are you wearing a top while you're in bed?

Are you wearing like a robe?

I'm wearing my pajamas and a comfort bra to keep the cabbage in place.

Oh, you're not just laying their titties out, cabbage on.

No, why would I do that?

Because that's what I would do.

This is how I was envisioning it.

No, I have this cabbage like placed in my bralette.

That makes way more sense.

Way more sense.

And it didn't move while I was smelling it.

Smelling?

No, but I'm also sick.

So if it does start to smell, I won't even know.

Wait, you slept with it.

Slept with it.

Did Zach say it smelled?

No, no one.

The only person who noticed was Bruno sniffing me this morning.

Oh my God.

That's an amazing call.

I'm like so depressed that I don't have a dog.

Like.

That's why you got to come down here, Turdy.

Like,

I know.

I'm actually so excited to see Bruno.

And I'm going to treat Bruno like he's my dog.

Like, I'm going to take him for every walk, every meal.

I need to get back in the swing of like what it feels like to have a dog.

I totally forgot.

Oh, and I never updated everyone about Brusseldorf because...

Yes, Brew was having some health issues.

Brew was not Brew when we got back from family vacation and we gave it a few days and he still wasn't being his normal self.

And of course, we took every precaution because of what happened with Dew and everything that I was saying to Claudia that Brew was doing, she was like, Theo used to do that.

I wasn't just saying that.

I was like, I think he's limping because he tried to jump off on the bed and he fell and now he's hurt.

She was like, we thought that about Theo.

No, he was limping and we were like, he fell off the bed.

Yeah.

So took him to the doctor, ran every test that we could.

And between the tests coming back, two out of three came back and they were totally fine.

The third one hasn't even come back yet, but Bruno is back to himself.

I'm no longer worried.

I should probably just call and make sure the onco came out of the blood test was fine.

But I feel as though if there were bad news, they would have called me.

You know what?

I'm so glad you brought that up about like test results and stuff.

I just feel like the medicinal industry like needs to do a better job about getting us our results.

Like I missed a call last week.

I got like a throat culture because I thought I had strep and the immediate like the rapid one came back negative and they're like, we'll send it out and call you.

So I missed the call and then I called them back and they didn't pick up.

And I just feel like they should have tried harder to get in contact with me because I forgot.

And then yesterday I was like, wait.

Do I have strep?

So I called.

They're like, by the way, I never got those culture results.

And they're like, hey, you're negative.

So maybe that's why they didn't try so much.

Yeah, they don't try.

It's not something that you absolutely need to know.

So I should just find out about the blood results.

But so Brew is back to being old Brew.

I do think he was

punishing us.

Do let me know

if the third result is white platelets, okay?

I'll let you know.

I think he was punishing us for leaving him behind and he was acting out and he made mommy run up a bill of thousands of dollars of tests just so we could get like a little attention and love.

That's what I think.

I don't think so because we didn't even get to share on the show.

It's like the most amazing thing ever that happened.

Something really devastating that happened to me was Theo's best friend in the world, his walker, his sitter, who for years he just loved, moved.

It was devastating, like really, really devastating.

But he texted me, he's like, just want to let you know, I've moved down to Florida.

And then when we were looking for someone for brew,

because you don't have like your whole setup yet, you don't have your dog-friendly living.

You don't have your

own.

I just found a spray tan.

Like, you got to find new people when you move.

So I was like, wait, maybe he lives near Jack's.

Lo and behold, he lives like 30 minutes away.

Bruno spent an amazing three weeks with him in his like community with all these people who loved Bruno.

And like, I actually don't think Bruno was acting out at all.

I think he had the best time at Murphy's.

He had a great time, but he was also sick there too.

So it was just a lot for Brew.

And the thing about Brew is he's tinkerbelt.

Like if he doesn't have attention, he will die.

No, that's not who he is.

Bruno is literally like the boy in the plastic bubble.

Bruno goes nowhere, sees nobody.

Like he's always in his house that's very clean with his branch basics products.

Like he left the house and he got sick.

No, Bruno knows struggle.

he's john travolta bruno knows struggle johnny depp

bruno knows struggle bruno doesn't know strife he knows strice

that he does bruno works so hard he puts the whole family on his back he's the gluno okay

i don't know if anybody's been noticing like the extra pussy i've been putting into toast instagram oh you've been doing some stories I've been like, you know, making more content, posting more reels, just trying to like up our pussy on social media.

And And I started a new segment on the Instagram called YTCOTD,

where I didn't explicitly say what the acronym stands for, but I really felt like it was self-explanatory.

Everybody knows, everybody, let me say, everybody knows OTD is of the day.

So that's half the acronym already solved for you.

And then using context clues, you can figure out what the rest of the acronym stands for.

So what I would do was like, the YouTube comments are so funny sometimes that these people deserve a platform.

So I've been screenshotting one a day and giving it the award of the YouTube comment of the day.

So I put a screenshot of a YouTube comment.

I put YTC

O T D.

How do you not figure that out?

You just can't.

You can't

draw dog an acronym.

You have to post it once.

You post it once YouTube comment of the day, parentheses, Y T C O T D.

And then going forward, it could always, you have to do it once.

That's like literally textbook.

I just feel like our Gen Z listeners figured it out.

Well, then you're being biased towards Gen Z listeners and leaving everyone behind.

And this business.

This business was built off the backs of millennials.

So you're really going to do that?

No, I so love our millennial audience.

I love our boomers as well.

But, you know, ever since we've kind of, like I said, taken off on TikTok, our submissions for Dear Toasters, we've been getting like a bunch from like literal high schoolers.

And we have one today.

And I just feel like it is our opportunity.

Like I wish I could talk to myself when I was this girl's age because she's going through something extremely relatable.

The boy she was Snapchatting with like totally changed his vibe, you know?

And I just think like our advice advice is going to be really important to her.

Speaking of Snapchat, have you been seeing these hearings?

You know what?

I have.

The people who bought drugs on Snapchat.

So like the heads of Snapchat and so Evan Spiegel and Mark Zuckerberg like are having to testify in front of the Senate about social media and like kids and social media bullying.

And then also

one parent, their child was able to like buy drugs via Snapchat and they died of an overdose because it was like fentanyl pills.

Right.

And

the person questioning Evan Spiegel was just going like so hard about like, what are you doing?

Like, do you want to apologize to this parent?

And like, he seemed like extremely upset about it and contrite and was talking about like all the measures that they've taken and what they do to like try and stop these things from happening.

But like,

Snapchat's not the reason why there's like fentanyl in the country.

Well, also, it's a tough question because if he says sorry, that's almost like an admission of guilt and like you open yourself up for like a lawsuit.

Oh, yeah, that's something else.

But it's like,

Snapchat played a role in this for sure, but like, what about the fentanyl?

Yeah, yeah.

And

I saw people having this conversation in the comments of a TikTok where Mark Zuckerberg was being berated.

And there's enormous blame to be placed on these platforms for like the safeguards they claim to put in place that literally don't work.

It's, it's really, they're not doing enough.

But there is also a conversation.

This is what people were saying in the comments about, I feel like this is going to be like a hot take, but this is what people were saying about me, like about parenting.

Like you need to really monitor your kids' activity on social media, the amount of time they spend on social media, what they're doing on social media, the access they have.

Like it is, this, this, this exists, these monstrous companies, they exist.

There's nothing really we can do about it.

So how you protect your kids is of paramount importance, no?

Yes.

And I was going to say also the parenting of the people who are doing the bullying.

Like, where the fuck are you?

Your kid's a monster.

You've raised a monster.

Oh my God, I just, I saw another TikTok.

This woman, she was saying, she's like, I just found out like my kid's the bully.

What sort sort of bullying i don't know there's there are varying degrees of bullying and i think also the word bully has become like somebody says something that i disagree with or that's like constructive you're a bully there

i'm talking about like true bullying like physical violence bullying verbal violence yeah totally

I don't know what kind of bully.

I think it was like, you know, shoving into lockers, like old school.

Yeah, but the bullying has just like reached new heights.

And I it has.

I feel like I was seeing Mark Zuckerberg.

There was a kid from chicago um

and he committed suicide because he was being bullied on facebook i

and i i remember when the story came out i'm just trying to see if it was the same child but i'm pretty sure this kid killed himself because people at his school were saying that he's unvaccinated

yeah And that comes

yeah, because I remember that story came out like a few years ago.

Someone, a kid in Chicago, like committed suicide.

He was being bullied at school because kids were saying that he's unvaccinated.

And I think at the whole time he was vaccinated anyway.

But like that comes from.

That's so weird.

That comes from the parents.

For sure.

For sure.

And that's what I mean, like parenting.

Yeah, no, there is a big conversation to be had about the platforms, but there's also an equally large conversation to be had about like, what kind of people are we raising and how are we raising them?

Like some people are animals.

Yeah.

And it's not, you know, not every child who acts out, it's the direct result of like their parents, but like, no no but if you know that your child is a monster like take away their phone it's on it's on you to put them in some sort of like facility for troubled use yeah no for real yeah and not give them access to bully unfettered but there is also because of social media kids are so fucking secretive and private it's entirely possible that they're like these monstrous kids whose parents think they're like amazing like kids can be like really duplicitous and evil but just as the kids have access to social media, like the parents should be able to see what their kids are doing.

A thousand people, a fence,

like get in there.

I like in that, by the way, that's literally that whole storyline of Alice and working moms.

Like, her kid is insane, and she only finds out because she found her fence down and made a fence down, like, followed her.

But, um,

I really hope by the time my kids are like 11, 12, 13, there is like something you know in place.

But if not, like, I'm going to choose a school where like me and all the moms get together and we say, like, no phones.

Yeah.

Because if all the kids have phones and your kid doesn't, like, then your kid's a loser, and you don't want your kid kid to be a loser.

And then it's going to be this thing.

It's very hard.

Flip phones.

Like we were, do you know how happy we were with our flip phones and our like four text messages a day, snake, even brick breaker.

Like it was so simple.

Yeah.

Simple times.

Love.

Let's go back to that.

Yeah.

It's so sad.

So yes, I have been seeing those hearings.

And actually, I wasn't really paying attention, but now I will.

Yeah.

And I just, I've been trying to figure out if it's the same boy with the unvaccinated bullying, and that's what this is.

So, parents, that comes from you.

His parents are at the hearings?

Yeah, they spoke to Mark Zuckerberg.

Oh, damn.

Yeah, but then the Evan Spiegel one was the drugs one.

Yes, yes, yes.

So, while social media is like a vessel for which people can carry out bullying, like there are a lot of steps and people that can stop it along the way.

Yeah, it starts at home

because sadly, like I think what you realize is like the world ain't going to protect your kid like you have to.

Yeah, but also the parents of bullies.

Like because

a 15 year old kid doesn't get the idea to bully someone for their vaccination status without it coming from parents

and society.

Yeah.

So like that's a disgrace.

Agreed.

And

where the fault lies is not entirely with Mark Zuckerberg.

That I agree with.

Even though the way he places his platform is pretty shitty.

All the platforms are awful.

Yeah.

So those are my thoughts.

Those are your thoughts.

I think I'm ready to get into the stories because we do still have deer toasters.

True, true.

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thank you it's I was just thinking it's so like funny to me because like when we think of like hold on

oh it's contagious

oh and also I realized like that wasn't gonna be a fire point I don't want to continue with the sentence you go oh what was it regarding Like, I don't even want to bring it out.

Our previous conversation?

Social media?

Yes, yes, but it wasn't a a good point, like a bad point, or just like a lukewarm point.

No, like a really dumb point.

Oh, okay.

Well, now I kind of want to know.

I like, it's just when we think about these like evil, like, you know, Mark Zuckerberg type, like, I don't really include Evan Spiegel in that, and I feel like maybe that's just wrong of me because he's just like traditionally handsome and Jewish.

Like, maybe that's why I think that, but I don't think of him as like those evil tech king, you know?

I understand what you mean.

He's definitely separated himself from the past.

But I guess wait, Mark Zuckerberg, like, I don't know, Mark Zuckerberg just gets like alien vibes.

Yeah, no, but also Mark Zuckerberg is like a vulture and he just like

consumes and destroys everything in his path and these little companies he steals.

Like

he's a very Mark Zuckerberg also like does control so much.

Like Snapchat is like this tiny corner of the internet.

To me, just doesn't feel like this all-powerful being.

Agreed.

Evan Spiegel.

Agreed.

Hey, maybe it wasn't a bad point.

Our first story: Pat McAfee knew the girlies were hungry for some tea, and he had Travis Kelsey on his show where they were just chit, chat, chatting about.

It's so funny how Travis gave more to the Pat McAfee show in terms of Taylor than he gave to his own podcast.

Well, I think because Pat McAfee was prying a little bit and Jason knows better.

Jason knows better, yeah.

You know?

Yeah, but also, like, did Travis have to do this interview?

No, but I think people just like popping on to the Pat McAfee show.

That kind of seems to be

the vibe.

But I also, I also thought that Pat McAfee was Team Aaron Rodgers and would never have Travis on his show because

Aaron goes on Pat McAfee all the time.

Aaron and Travis have beef and that beef started on the Pat McAfee show.

But I guess he's kind of like this neutral Switzerland show.

Like everyone can come out and start whatever sort of drama they want to.

Right.

And I do feel like the Aaron, Travis, Kelsey beef is like not so serious.

It's just kind of like them

taking jabs at one another, but like not serious beef.

No, and and that's what I learned also from watching this new episode of New Heights was that this video had went viral before the Kansas City Chiefs game of Travis throwing the helmet and football of the Ravens kicker because apparently like he was in Patrick Mahomes' way before the game while they were training.

And they talked about it on the podcast.

Justin Tucker was like a little butthurt about it in his post-game interview.

But it's like they all just like kind of like spar with each other, but it's not serious.

Like even like Travis called him a dick, but I don't, like, it wasn't.

Like, I don't think they're beefing.

No, they're just being guys.

And I saw that video and people being like, Travis, Kelsey, and Patrick Mahomes are bullies.

They threw the equipment of the other guy.

This is what I'm saying.

Like manipulating the word bully.

Claudia, we're literally watching these people tackle each other.

Like this is a game where they just abuse each other.

And he threw

the equipment and you're sad.

And you're sad about the equipment.

When I climb into bed, I start feeling sad.

Why did Patrick throw the other team's hat?

And suddenly I miss my mom and my dad.

Like, are you joking?

You can't be so soft if you're watching football.

She said what she fucking said, bitch.

They're literally beating each other to the ground.

No, like, ever heard of CTE?

And you're upset that his helmet got tossed?

You're in the.

Go back to not watching football then.

So what did Travis say on Pat Back Fing?

So he talks about Taylor.

What he said was interesting.

They talked about the first game that Taylore went to.

Yeah.

And Travis said we had known each other for close to a month up to that point.

So we knew that there was the

concert at Arrowhead and then jumped to the first game together.

Then we knew obviously.

No, but before that, rocking the stage at Arrowhead.

Rock and the stage.

Right.

That's why I said concert at Arrowhead.

No, no, no.

But then like a few weeks in between the concert and the football game, he went on Pat McAfee and like basically invited her publicly.

We didn't know that they had already been hanging out.

And that's why we were all like, okay, thirsty loser.

Well, not maybe all of us, but I definitely was like, thirsty loser sit the down when he did that interview that was wide-ranging he said like him and taylor had been together or maybe it was her interview whatever they said they've been together for a while that first game wasn't their first time that they met but but that's how it looked to us yeah but now we know it was a month so it still was kind of early for them to be

public

yes yes yes when you know you know he said it wasn't just an out of the blue hey come to the game that's what it looked like though so i'm glad it cleared that up but i also appreciate him really helping us with the timeline.

Like, he, I don't think he actually, I do think he understands like how important this is to so many people.

And, like, him just dropping context clues every interview is enormously helpful for us, like, putting for those of us like working behind the scenes, putting together the timeline.

Yeah, and I think it was when Olivia was on the show when she said they've definitely been dating for so long, even before the concert.

And I was like, huh, I don't know, but now we know, like, yeah, we need to know these things.

So, the concert was what, July?

The concert was July, yeah.

yeah.

Football's on in August.

September.

The first game was in September that she went to.

Got it.

Okay, so he said, we've been together for a month.

So they really started in August.

So they have been together for...

Six months almost.

Wow, that's like a real ass relationship.

He also said he is not going to the Grammys.

Right.

Well, which I think we all

said, I'm probably not going to the Grammys.

I feel like he's waiting for me to get permission.

Jackie, I will pass away.

By the way, I'm low-key excited for for the Grammys.

Do we have it as a story?

No.

Luke Combs is performing at the Grammys with Tracy Chapman.

Oh, because Fast Car is nominated, right?

And Tracy Chapman has not, yes, Tracy Chapman has not been seen or nominated or excuse me, has not been seen or performed literally since like 2008.

Like the fact that she's coming out of the woodwork is the biggest deal.

And the fact that it's for Luke, like we stand.

Oh, that's exciting.

I hope Travis shouldn't go to the Grammys.

I think it would like take away from like

the

seriousness of the, like, it's a Super Bowl.

You've got to try seriousness of the Super Bowl.

Yeah, yeah.

I thought you meant like it would overtake like her moment.

No, no, no.

They're a unit now.

They're a team.

They're a unit now.

Also, I also don't think that this is like Taylor's Grammy.

I feel like we know certain years when she's going to sweep.

This is a very competitive year.

And while it was a year of Taylor, the thing she's nominated for, like, I don't think she'll win a ton.

But she'll win something.

We need her to win at least once so we can hear a speech and see if she talks about him.

When I got up to the podium, I think that I I forgot to say your name.

She would never do that to Travis, but she did do it to Calvin Harris.

It happens.

It happens.

It couldn't happen when there's a presence in your life as large as Travis Kelson.

Right.

So I don't think he'll be there, and I don't think that he should be there either.

I need new music from Taylor Swift in a biblical sense because I need the tiniest window of what into what's going on.

I totally agree.

Anyways, he was having fun fun on the show patrick mahomes came in said

showed his face

good times

cute anything else he said that struck a chord with you

no no no but he was just being very open he said we're two people in a relationship supporting each other we love cute so i'm like oh so you're in a relationship which we knew that oh so you love her Well, they do love each other, like they were saying it in the field.

That we know.

Yeah.

Are you ready for our next story?

Kind of adjacent news, so we'll switch gears.

Okay,

fans call out Brittany Mahones's high horse attitude towards a stadium employee.

She's

the worst, they said.

So, fans are slamming Brittany Mahones's attitude toward a stadium employee in a viral TikTok posted by CBS after the Kansas City Chiefs game on Sunday.

Brittany can be seen walking with her husband, Patrick Mahomes, before turning to a stadium employee and

quote, they're quote, rudely asking, where do we go from here as she spun her finger in a circle everyone's saying attitude she needs to get off her high horse oh my god you guys it was literally like the least i i could have if i hadn't known that there was like a story behind this i would have watched the video and moved on with my life yeah it was so nothing moving her finger in a circle like she was just like where do we go from here like it was so innocent he was like one of many people guiding them out of the stadium you know they go through tunnels and whatever to get to the back exit it was so harmless it was so nothing people really need to leave this bitch bitch alone, like for real.

I saw the headline a number of times before.

I was like, you know what?

Let me watch the video and decide for myself.

And I'm like, that's it.

We didn't even like see her who she's talking to.

Nothing burger.

Nothing burger.

People go so hard against her.

And then also, you know, then everyone comes out and is like, yeah, this has been my experience with her too.

I just,

there's not enough there there for me.

That's the thing.

It's like when something like this happens, first of all, this is a nothing burger story, but then then people use it as a time to be like, I waited on her once and she didn't tip me.

And I just don't believe that.

I have heard many, many stories about Travis and Travis, Patrick and Brittany like going out to dinner, paying for everyone at the restaurant's table.

Like they're extremely generous.

They lift up their community.

They invest a lot in their community.

They're extremely charitable.

Like I really had enough.

And I don't even particularly ride for these people or this family, but like to see someone like constantly being berated.

Yeah.

Stop.

Yeah.

I don't.

Stop.

And it's also like a handful of people whereas she has interacted with thousands of people in her life.

If this was really like, she's this horrible, awful person, like it would be overwhelming, not just like, I waited on her once and she didn't tip me.

Like, what does that mean?

A zero tip?

A low tip.

It's also

that you don't think is high enough for how much money he makes.

Right.

And also, who are you?

Are you even a waitress?

Like, people just make shit up.

People are liars.

Yeah.

I'm so over it.

No.

And the thing with Brittany Mahomes is I have done a bunch of research like when it it all started.

So the thing that really set people off, that started like a kind of a hate train for her, is she was in a suite at a Kansas City game.

Her husband's team won.

And she takes a bottle of champagne and shakes it and like sprays it on the crowd like they do at concerts and stuff.

And people are like, that is disrespectful.

On the crowd of people in the stands?

Yes.

Okay.

And okay, yes, like, could someone make an argument that like that was kind of an annoying thing to do for sure?

But like, do you know football culture?

People like shit themselves because they're so drunk.

Like, whoof, like, really?

Now we're all about hygiene and cleanliness and respecting people's boundaries.

Like, have you seen the videos of what goes on at football games?

Right,

please.

That's really where it starts from.

Yes, yes.

Then she made this other video.

She just became kind of like a, and all in support of her husband.

Like, she became like kind of a really crazy fangirl.

So, there was this video that had went viral where she won a game, she's in the street, she's talking to her phone to all the people that doubted us and hated on us.

Guess I can!

And she's like being a little nuts.

And yeah, like it's annoying for sure, but like leave her alone.

So the more people like want to dislike her and the more you tell me about these like non-incidents, the more I feel.

Non-starters.

The more I feel like I want to defend her.

No, same.

Just for the sake of like humanity.

For it's the principle of the matter.

Exactly.

Yeah.

Exactly.

Are you ready for our next story?

Yeah.

Justin Timberlake apologizes apologized to quote absolutely fucking nobody before performing crimea river at a concert

justin timberlafe celebrated his birth timberlafe celebrated his birthday with a one-night only show in new york city and made it clear he has nobody to apologize to the former in sync frontman turn solo star turned 43 on wednesday and celebrated by playing a free show at irving plaza performing both a slew of his career spanning hits and some of his

new music, sorry.

Before singing his hit Crimea River, he took a moment to share some candid thoughts thoughts with the crowd.

He said, I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize to fucking nobody.

He said before the song, a concertgoer, confirmed to People magazine.

Okay, this is so layered because I feel as though it's extremely incongruous with his PR strategy up until this point, which has been ignorance, like ignoring this big elephant in the room.

MB, just like acknowledging, like, there are people who hate him, but there are also people who love him and like he's just going to make music for them.

And Jessica Beale has been working overtime with her eating eating in the shower, idiocy, and she's been all over my TikTok, like, happy anniversary!

Like, they've been working overtime.

So, this feels like such a diversion from that plan.

And I don't know if it's the right plan because

I generally love people saying, like, oh, there's backlash.

Eat my fucking ass.

Like, I love people who ignore criticism.

Like, I'm going to live my life.

Internet commentary has no bearing on my success or my happiness.

So, I generally love that line of work.

I don't like it here.

I don't think it's going to be successful.

And if in fact, it's very, very, very likely this man has nobody to apologize to.

But just saying it without like an explanation or a documentary, it's not going to compute for us.

Why?

Go further.

Why don't you want anyone to apologize?

Especially when the things that are being discussed about him, they are so sensitive.

And the most recent is like the abortion thing.

And it's just...

It's just icky to be so

cavalier.

Yeah, cavalier and

like arrogant about something like that.

It's better just to not mention if you, if you don't have, if you're not going to say anything that people are going to want to hear, just don't say anything at all rather than taking this route, which it's like, that's kind of mean.

And the thing is, you're being, you're in this position for mean behavior to begin with.

Yeah, yeah.

Like, I don't think that ignoring it was going really well for him either.

Like, if you open any of his social media or any clips of an interview, like the comments, it's all about Britney.

There's not one I have not heard, except Ben came in and he was like, you know, I like that song Selfish.

I'm like, when was the last time you heard a new song?

I was shocked that Ben had kept up with a new song that came out in the last five years.

He's like, it's good.

I'm like, okay, get out of here.

Ew.

Zach was playing it in our house and it's not bad.

And what I actually found interesting is I find I can't enjoy his music because I hear him too much.

And like, I'm just like, ugh.

I just don't like his voice.

Sorry.

Yeah.

But he didn't sound like him.

Like,

I had to ask, who is this

um yeah so he's kind of like being stealth

the thing is i feel like he's at a point in his career where he does have like a really loyal fan base like it's the older women who love him from the in sync days who have followed him forever they just are ride or die for him and i think that's just like what he needs to nurture He's probably not going to change any hearts and minds unless there's a brilliant PR strategy, which I don't even know what that would be.

But

what he's doing now, it ain't working.

So he should just like stop trying to make, he's never going to be what he was for that period of time.

There was a time where everyone was like, he's an ex Michael Jackson, king of pop, yada, yada, yada, Vanguard award.

He's never going to be that again.

So he should just like start a Patreon, you know?

Yeah, I just think either you address it or you don't, and you don't just like

say things like this that seem unkind.

It's true.

It's

that's okay.

Let's just and I'm not even like a kindness world kindness day sort of person.

No.

I was actually thinking this morning.

Do you think I'm a kindness?

World kindness day?

No, I was kidding.

Oh, okay.

I was like, have I misrepresented myself?

No.

But it also got me thinking, like,

I don't think it's right that World Kindness Day only happens once a year.

Interesting.

How often do you think that should happen?

I think it should be a monthly occurrence.

Well, I saw that a few weeks ago.

It was World Compliment Day.

So I feel like there are these.

There are offshoots of World Kindness Day.

Okay, Jackie, it's World Compliment Day.

Compliment me.

Turdy,

like compliment you in general?

Or for today, a compliment of the day?

Both, either.

Turdy, you're so magnetic and charming and wonderful, and everyone, including myself, loves to be around you.

I feel lighter.

Maybe every day should be World Compliment Day, at least here on this show.

I feel like it is.

Like every morning, I'm like, you look gorgeous.

It's so true.

We're always lifting each other up.

She's the girl that I love the most.

We're always lifting each other up.

No, we're like hype women for one another.

Every day is World Compliment Day here

at the Toast.

Literally.

Are you ready for our next story?

Which is?

Four.

Yeah.

Margot Robbie.

Oh, I thought you were asking, like, which number?

No, like, what's the story?

Margot Robbie's reacting to the snub heard round the world.

You know what?

And this is what she said because she is gracious

and normal.

She said, there's no way to feel sad when you know you're this blessed.

She was at a screening of

the

movie.

It was actually a special SAG Astra screening.

So that's really

exciting.

I've missed my dear Sag Axtra.

You've missed your Sag Astra family.

I think I should join Sag Axtra.

By the way, it's literally expensive.

I one time like filmed an ad that was SAG eligible.

So my team was like, join.

Like you just pay dues and then you get like health insurance and it's like a good thing to be a part of.

I was like, okay, dues.

And this was a couple of years ago, actually, like a lot of years ago.

Three grand.

I was like, I could just buy health insurance with three grand.

Is SAG Astra a scam?

Like, no, it's not.

It's not.

It's getting scammed.

However, Margaret Robbie made sure to celebrate all the Academy nominations the film did receive, saying she was beyond ecstatic over the movie's collective eight nominations.

She said, everyone getting the nods that they've had is just incredible and the best picture nod.

Yeah, like Margot Robbie, if she said anything else, like this is a response Barbie would say, Barbie would be happy from the other Barbies

who got nominated.

And I think people really.

I could write a dissertation on what Barbie did for the culture.

Like the movie itself, and what she said, she was like, how could I really be upset?

Like this movie was a phenomenon.

People loved it.

It brought people together.

Girls got dressed up.

We broke records.

How could I be unhappy?

And she's 100% right about that.

I'm talking about like what it did to like the internet users.

I don't know what it was.

It's kind of like Josie and the Pussycats.

They put something in the Barbie movie that subliminally messaged

people on the internet to become mentally ill.

Yeah, but how come you didn't fall for it?

I'm too strong.

She's too strong.

Like,

and I've said, we need to start a list.

Okay, start a list.

Okay.

Start a list.

Okay.

Get your phone.

Random things/slash topics that became polarizing for no fucking reason.

Ooh, that's fun.

The Barbie movie.

Okay.

The topic of returning to the office.

Like, no, people were getting canceled for their takes on Barbie, canceled for just their opinions on the return to work conversation, which was a conversation we were having.

You didn't.

And I feel like I said one last week.

Remember when I said like it's giving Barbie to fans help?

What was it?

Let me go back to the stories.

I said, like,

the discourse has become like one-sided.

And if you don't say the one thing, you're insane.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay.

And it's like, it's like, you would think, like, okay, maybe, sure, the war in Gaza.

I can understand why that would be a divisive and polarizing topic.

Barbie?

Like, for real, like, we need to get a grip.

List of random topics that became polarizing.

Guys, what was it?

Sound off in the comments, please.

What was it?

It was something really random.

I don't think I'll find it.

No, that wasn't it.

What the fuck was it?

Okay, maybe someone will remember in the comments.

But I want to start that list because every now and then, like, there will be a topic that will come up in, like, in the discourse of society.

And for some reason, it becomes like the most divisive.

And it's like this innocuous thing.

You know what I'm thinking?

What?

I'm thinking I should watch the Barbie movie.

Oh, for sure.

I love how we talk about it every day.

And we're like, why won't people stop talking about it?

Literally, we won't stop talking about it.

And you haven't even seen it.

Yeah.

I think for the discourse and for the show and we keep talking about it, I think I need to know what's going on.

The funny thing is, like, I think you would like that, the movie.

It's really not that serious.

It's very cute.

It's beautifully done.

It's funny.

It really is funny.

I giggled many times.

Like, there's like this thing at the, I feel like the end kind of thing.

You don't think I'll hate it more than you?

Like, no, because it's like sweet.

It really's, by the way, and the thing is, I can't stress this enough.

I didn't hate the Barbie movie.

Like, I enjoyed it.

Like, it wasn't amazing.

I think there were parts of it that fell flat, but like, it was a good movie.

Like, I went to the movies.

I, like, it was a fun night out with my friend Margo.

Like,

I hate like the discourse and the stance,

but the movie itself, I feel like it came on the show.

I was like, it wasn't amazing.

There were cringy parts of it, but like, I enjoyed it.

It was a movie.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

I'm going to watch it.

Give me till the end of the weekend.

The thing is, I actually think you would like enjoy it.

It's just like a funny, silly, if you don't take it so seriously, like some people do.

Yeah.

Crying about the Barbie movie.

Okay, that'll be exciting.

Tune in Monday.

I'm going to have my homework done by Monday for my thoughts.

I'm like, Ben didn't like it.

I'm finally weighing in.

Ben didn't like it, but Ben wouldn't like it.

He was like, the best part was Will Farrell.

And I actually thought Will Farrell's Farrell's character was like so stupid.

Me and Ben have completely different like interests.

And

what's the word I'm looking for?

Different

senses of humor.

I think you'll like it.

It's like beauty.

It's really beautifully done.

Okay.

Visually.

Okay, this will be fun.

Yeah, oh my God, I can't wait.

Are you ready for our final story about our swirly Kelly Clarkson says her pre-diabetes diagnosis drove her to lose weight?

So Kelly Clarkson's recent weight loss was sparked by a warning from her doctors.

She said, I was told I was pre-diabetic.

That was literally what happened.

I wasn't shocked.

I was a tiny bit overweight.

So I wasn't shocked.

She explained on her show earlier this week.

But they were like, you're pre-diabetic.

You're right on the borderline.

She went on when she was speaking to her guest, Kevin James.

She said, I was like, oh.

I was like, by the way, Kevin James came on her show.

I saw a clip and he was talking about how he went viral for his money

a couple months ago, that random picture of him from kings of queens he was like i had no idea my daughter showed it to me we were cackling at some of the memes he was like it was so funny he loved it i posted one of them yesterday on my story it's the funniest thing it's the funniest thing

and it's like an old picture right jackie it's a thousand years old it's from king of queens that show hasn't been on the air for 20 years who does this stuff like who makes it go viral who i don't know like

tastemakers i need we need to meet them we need to meet the person

who plucked this picture from obscurity and made it a meme.

It's not, it's not a simple, it's not a group of people.

That's like a true organic viral moment like that one started with some fucking random person finding this photo.

And like maybe the tweet got retweeted a couple more times and inspired people to like share their own version with the photo.

It really was the most, and we don't have moments like that anymore.

I feel like back in the day, we had so many organic viral moments, like every single day.

That one was giving 2010.

Like it was amazing.

No, but like we have them all the time even people who pluck like random audios from like old reality shows and then oh that's true they're different now do like tick tocks of them hey how

y'all doing yeah

yeah no that you're right the format has changed but the formula remains the same oh man that's so funny she's asking the questions that we need to know the answers to Totally.

Anyway, she said that that's why she was motivated to lose weight because of this pre-diabetes diagnosis.

I'm like annoyed that Kelly shared this because I feel like it's nobody's business why someone chooses to lose weight.

And I feel like she kind of felt like she had to because everyone's been talking about it so much.

Like, oh, Zambic, it's like, shut up.

And, you know, I never like got tested, but I'm sure I was pre-diabetic like when I first started my journey.

Just because you didn't go to the doctor.

Like literally stayed away, like avoided like the plague.

Now you're like, hey, you guys need me for anything?

And now I'm like, hey, what's your need to run a test or something?

Need me to get on this tap.

Tap of vein.

Need me to get on the scale.

Anyone?

No, all right.

Let's not, let's not go crazy.

That was like what we were talking about on Patreon yesterday.

How when you make a doctor's appointment and then you show up and it's like,

you're like, hey,

see you back.

They're like, what's your last name?

Date of birth.

Who are you?

Wait, back to Kelly.

Oh,

I don't really need Kelly to address her weight loss.

I feel like Kelly's been one of those public figures.

And I'm sorry, like, if you're just a woman, a mother in the spotlight for decades, like, you're gonna look different.

Like, I don't give a fuck.

Like, shut up.

I really don't care.

I would like her to address, like, what's been going on with her style recently because she's been looking so slay the house down.

Oops.

And Houston, I'm deceased.

Like, I need more on that.

Well, that's why we have to get her on the toast.

It's disgusting.

She hasn't come on.

This is why we have a chip on our shoulder.

Yeah.

Kelly Clarkson is the reason.

The chip is just Kelly.

Yeah, it's a Kelly-sized chip.

She's on our shoulders.

Because she refuses to acknowledge us.

No matter how much praise we heap on her year after year.

Yeah.

No, it's twisted and sick and disgusting.

Those are the stories.

And as I said, very sad.

They were fine.

Very sad.

Well, the show isn't over yet because we have Dear Toasters, our weekly advice segments that I feel like for the next couple of weeks will probably be on Thursdays moving forward because Vanderpump Rules now airs on Tuesday nights, Wednesdays, Vanderpump Rules, Thursdays, your toasters.

So if you want to write in, we have so many submissions.

We're kind of like, it's an embarrassment of riches, but we'll always take more.

Dear Toasters at gmail.com is where you can send us an email.

We will keep your identity anonymous, of course.

Write in about anything that's going on.

You can also submit at the toastpodcast.com.

If you scroll down, there's like a little submission box that's also anonymous.

Share what's going on at work, what's going on at home, what's going on with your family, what's going on with your friends, what's going on in your wedding planning, whatever it is.

The creates you're the better, and we'll do our best to help are you ready yep

hi girlies first of all thank you i'm a stay-at-home mom and you helped me get through a lot so my boys are three and eight months old we don't have any family close by me so me and my husband do not get a lot of date nights we've invited we've been invited to a wedding back in our home state of new york and my parents and brother have already offered to babysit the boys for us my husband is already saying absolutely not because no one ever puts our kids to sleep besides me but i feel like this should be my decision since i need the night out It's already turning into a fight.

Is he being dramatic or am I being unreasonable?

How old are the kids again?

Eight months old and three years old.

I don't understand why he cares so much, especially if you're the one who always puts them to sleep if you are fine with it.

I'm really trying not to like jump to divorce

because like he seems crazy.

And why doesn't he ever put them to sleep?

Why don't no, and also like not enough people and mostly not enough husbands understand like being a stay-at-home mom is a privilege, but also a prison.

I did it for like half a day, and I, you were there.

It was horrible.

It was so horrible.

I, I think I slept for like six hours.

Like, I was not okay.

I,

it's really, it's, it's one of those situations where it's like seems innocuous.

Like, yeah, we'll miss the wedding, whatever.

I'm thinking divorce.

I just don't understand his reason because they only get put down by you.

Okay, so is that going to be your life for the next 18 years?

Like, at some point, he's obviously like very controlling.

Honestly, he sounds really controlling.

You have to go to this wedding.

Oh, you have to go to this wedding.

Yeah.

So say, you know what?

Go by yourself.

Hey, you know what?

They need a parent to put them down.

You should stay back.

I'll go.

Love.

I'll take my brother as my date.

Yeah.

Since he's so generous.

I'll meet someone else.

Love.

You have to go to this wedding.

Like, first of all, I think if you don't, it sets a really bad precedent.

And you need it.

Like, being a stay-at-home mom is so hard.

That's really crazy.

It's crazy.

It's giving like loony.

It's giving controlling.

It's giving red flag.

Yeah.

Especially they're going to be put down by loved ones.

Like,

no, and it's like, they're fine.

They're fine.

They're going to sleep.

Yeah.

And you could even like get ready for the big event by having him put them down sometimes so they could realize.

No, it's out of state.

It's out of state.

I think it's like a weekend.

No, but until that weekend, why doesn't

the dad bring them down sometimes so they know, oh, someone other than mom can put us down.

Love, yeah, love.

No, no, you have, like, it is of the utmost importance that you go to this wedding for the sake of your marriage, for the sake of your mental health, and for your children.

Yeah.

You have to go.

I'll be mad at you if you don't go.

All right, now let's help out one of our Gen Z toasters.

They need us desperately.

Hey, girls, I'm in high school.

I'm trying really hard to move on from a boy, and I need advice.

Let me try to sum it up quickly.

We've been an item on and off since the end of sophomore year to my senior year, but we can never make it work.

When school started this year, we both made it on the homecoming court and I called Dibs on walking with him.

I thought it was the perfect, I thought it was perfect.

And then I heard that he told girls in my grade that he wanted to walk with a different girl.

The dance went terrible.

He was cold to me the entire time and I went home crying.

The next week, I found out he's already planning to go to prom with one of his girlfriends.

Friends, that's a girl.

She put a space, a space between them.

He will still Snapchat me and text me and then when I respond, he will just leave me on red.

After a talk with my mom, I decided to stop responding as much.

But apparently he didn't like that and stopped talking to me altogether.

We haven't talked since, but I'm crushed because he seems like such a different person this year.

Hanging out with mean girls, partying.

He's planning on drinking.

How do I move on?

Ugh, you have to cold turkey, like goodbye, good riddance.

I hate him.

He's like, I hate everything that he's doing.

And what's good is like you were off and on for two years and you couldn't make it work, which means you can look back up the past and like try and take off rose-colored glasses.

Even if he were responding to you and like wanting to do stuff with you, it still wouldn't be good.

You guys, it's not like you were solid and those were the best two years of your life.

It didn't work for a reason.

And also, this is going to be the best for you.

And also what will actually get at him and be successful.

So it's the perfect ignore.

He doesn't exist.

No more Snapchatting.

No more texting.

Don't even look at him.

Move

completely.

No, and by the way, once you do that, like he will come back to you.

And I will kill you with my own two hands if you go back to him.

But also, like, and I just, I feel like you're in such an important time in your life right now.

Like, what month is it?

February.

Oh my God, you have like three more months of your senior year of high school.

The next three months are about to be like the best of your life.

It all goes downhill after that.

Like you are about to enter, about to enter the pinnacle of adolescence.

And if you spend those three months pining after a little piece of shit, like I will kill you.

I will personally come to your hometown and I will kill you.

Spend it with friends, meet new people, fall in love with someone else in the grand scheme of your life.

And I know like you can't see out of it right now, but if you zoomed out, like this person will not even be a blimp on your radar.

He'll be so irrelevant.

You will not be telling your grandchildren about this person.

Like move on immediately.

Hang out with your friends.

Meet new people.

Give someone else a chance.

The energy you put out is what people are going to give to you.

So you're giving off closed off energy because you're obsessed with this guy who's mean to you.

Like open yourself up to new energy, to receiving new friendships, new relationships.

This is, I'm so jealous of the three months you're about to have, like prom, senior prank, whatever it is they do at schools these days.

Like

you're about to have the time of your life.

Like I'm so jealous.

If I could go back to February of my senior year, like there's so much I would tell myself.

First of all, I would say like, you're not fat.

Like you think you're fat, but you're not.

You're not.

You're beautiful.

Like stop putting on so much makeup, but you don't need that much eyeliner.

Maybe brush your hair.

That's what I would say.

Just enjoy.

Enjoy.

You will be mad at yourself if you spend this time.

Like, if you let this person ruin this magical time in your life.

So starting right now, no more texting, no more Snapchatting.

He doesn't exist.

You cannot give him another thought.

You're going to find a different prom date.

Like,

it's over.

No more.

You'll find another prom date you obviously listen to the show which means you're stunning and it won't be hard and at least at the end of the day even if you don't know what he does try it our way for a month and he will come around too like that's the thing about this strategy is that it's also going to like bring him back to you but it's a fact but if you commit to it you'll realize that you don't even want him around

Jackie's right.

Give it a month and you will find naturally you stop thinking about him.

You start enjoying things more because you're not checking your phone to see if he responded to you.

Stay off your phone as much as you can.

It's good for your brain.

Give him nothing.

Nothing.

Oh, my, please write me back at the end of the year.

I want to know how your senior year goes.

This is like the most important thing in me.

And I'm going to write a young adult novel about it.

Love it.

Give him nothing.

That's the advice.

And you absolutely have to follow it.

There's no like you.

Sometimes we're like, take it or leave it.

We do.

Sometimes we say take it or leave it here.

No, you must follow this.

We

require it.

Our third and final deer toasters is one of my favorite types of deer toasters.

It's a religion one.

Hello, my beautiful, stunning, and smart girlies.

I love you both dearly.

My brother is getting married in April to an absolute precious gem of a woman, and he has an idea that I'm not so sure about.

He really wants to do the horror during his reception.

The problem is, is we are not Jewish, and his fiancé's family is not Jewish either.

He asked one of his Jewish friends who said it would be fine, but I would be remiss, devastated, and heartbroken if I didn't ask my Jewish queens for their opinions.

My brother is truly a wild card in a good way, so it would be on brand for him to do something unexpected.

I know he's coming from a good place and he just really loves the fun tradition, but is doing the horah at a non-Jewish wedding problematic?

Signed, the respectful sister of a non-Jewish groom.

No, I think it's so cute.

Feel free to appropriate Jewish culture all you want as long as you support Israel.

It's so true.

Like what sort of

conversations are you having about what's going on in Israel?

Like you can't you can't join Judaism when it's fun and then not stand up for us when it gets hard.

So agreed 1000%.

But

I think it's fine.

And you know what?

That's, I have always said, I would say I've probably been to like three non-Jewish weddings in my entire life and I've probably been to a hundred weddings.

And I think Jewish weddings are the best.

Like they're so fun.

They're so meaningful.

And the Hora is such an important part of it.

And I love that other people see that.

Yeah.

And I, I could understand why you'd want a piece of it and you can make it your own.

And really, there's no rules.

And I don't think that it's weird or anything.

But as I said, I think, I don't think she's weird.

I think she just doesn't want to be disrespectful.

I don't feel disrespected unless you're not supporting Israel.

Then I feel disrespected.

So,

yeah, we're good.

No, it's a really good point.

Yeah.

You want all, like, you're either with us.

You're either with us or against us.

Right.

That's how I feel.

So if you're with us, yeah, feel free.

Love.

And Masel talk to your brother.

Oh, and he also, of course, has to support Israel as well.

And his wife.

Yeah, no, like the whole, the whole wedding party.

The whole

anyone getting up and you know, hoisting a chair.

Just a brief check of their social media and they can go.

Yep.

1,000%.

As long as whoever's walking through the door of the wedding, just RSVPs, just check them quick.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That is Deer Toasters.

Again, deer toasters at gmail.com is where you can submit.

Tomorrow's our final episode of the week.

I hope you've been preparing your queenie and your weenie.

I haven't been.

Me neither.

I need to really sit and think long and hard about it.

I feel like I always kind of improv just based on how the episode goes, but I'm going to put thought into it.

I want to be prepared.

Yeah.

Yeah, because the weenie doesn't come so naturally to me.

Oh, I mean, we've spoken at length about how we're so different in the world.

Right.

So I'm going to look at the week at a glance.

Also, you guys, exciting.

I know this episode is over.

Oh, yeah.

This episode is over.

Sad, S-A-D.

But the Redheads is out today.

When I climb into bed, I start feeling sad.

Jackie, say the episode's over.

Today's episode of the Toast is ending.

But there's a new episode of The Redheads Out.

and it's really great stuff.

So go check it out.

Thank you guys so much for listening to The Toast,

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and we'll see you tomorrow for

Friday.

Day of Fry.

We'll see you tomorrow for the fifth and final day of the week.

Love ya.

Bye.

Love you.

Bye.