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Good morning, Millennials.

Welcome back to the toast and happy Thursday.

A great day.

A really just great day.

Thursdays are so underrated, you know?

Well, we appropriately rate them at the show, and I don't feel like the underration falls on our shoulders.

I wasn't blaming you.

I wasn't blaming you.

No, I feel like the work that we do in drawing and bringing light to the days of the week and the various benefits and perils of each day.

I feel like in that work, we appropriately

applaud Thursdays as being just a beautiful day of the week.

The various benefits and perils.

I completely agree.

What would you say are the benefits of Thursday and the perils?

Okay, not me like just not knowing that the word peril was the opposite of benefit.

You truly learn something new here every day at the toast.

I don't think it's a direct antonym, but they do have opposing meanings.

I'm just gonna like, I don't know what the word peril means.

Peril is like a struggle.

Oh, like a tribulation?

No.

Serious and immediate danger.

I really don't think like that's the right word, honestly.

What are the serious and immediate dangers of Thursdays?

All right, I'll tell you.

It's easy.

It's easy to like get overexcited.

It is.

And I think a lot of people, especially in New York, like Thursday's a big going out night.

Yeah, if you're in your going out, if you're young,

it's easy to spend it all on a Thursday night.

No, and like you don't realize, bitch, like you still have to work Friday.

Yeah.

Oh, and if you're in college and you're like, Thursday, it's the start of the weekend, but some people have class on Fridays.

Right.

But sometimes Thursday is the best night of the week.

I don't know why it happens that way.

Yeah, no.

When I was like in my real true going out era in New York, like Thursday nights were the the cool nights because like the really truly fabulous, cool, you know, successful rich people like don't have to get up on Friday.

Well, that's true, but also Friday and Saturday get a little

bridge and tunnel.

Bridge and tunnel.

Is there a worse insult?

I don't think so.

Is there a worse insult?

No, but like I think growing up is realizing like, yeah, I have to take a tunnel to my beautiful, palacious, bucolic home.

I know.

But is it worth being called Bridge and Tunnel?

No, they used it in Gossip Girl a few times and it was cutting.

It's, I don't know how everyone got the memo about this insult, kind of like Captain Underpants, which is a reference to our Patreon episode yesterday that Claudia and I recorded.

Captain Obvious.

What the hell is Captain Underpants?

Captain Underpants is a comic book.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're showing your age, Jacks.

Captain Obvious, we were talking about that insult on the Patreon episode that we recorded yesterday.

And it's just like this biting insult

similar to Bridge and Tunnel.

Cuts.

Cuts deep.

bridge and tunnel is like such a mean thing to say like oh and it's like it's not even a creative insult like yeah it's factual i had to take a bridge to get here like no and it's like so elitist it's like oh you don't live in the city it's like yeah i don't live in this shithole surrounded by rats it's so elitist it's like okay cool we like have your insult the insinuation is that if you don't live in the city and you have to take a bridge and tunnel it's merely because you can't afford it which just really isn't the case most of the time yeah no there's a lot of reasons why one might not choose to live in in the city i think these days bridge and tunnels less and less and less old it's like oh rational thinking human being but back to the benefits and perils of thursday the benefits i think are so obvious that really for me the benefit of a thursday is the hope the hatikfah the hope exactly like of what's to come of of having something to look forward to that's by the way Getting through life is just leaning on things that you're looking forward to and just like holding on to them for dear life, buoying yourself to those, to those moments, those trips, those vacations those days off things like that yeah on a large scale but on a small scale it's the weekend yeah

so i agree it's the optimism the hope the promise of what's to come and that's where we're at today Where I'm at is, I feel very excited.

Let me tell you why, particularly on this Thursday, you know that I like to consider myself the head of the IT department here at The Toast.

And my job over the last couple of years, especially since we went remote, is to get our YouTube video up as quickly as possible.

Like I know the YouTube girlies wait.

It usually comes about an hour after the podcast goes up.

I believe today, and we'll test it out.

Today's the day we're testing it out.

I believe I have found a way to get, to cut our YouTube upload time in half.

That's really amazing.

Now, just a question.

How come we didn't know about this sooner?

So I did know about it.

And I learned about it when I went to the Dear Media Studio because I exported using their cameras and they'd use it differently.

But I was so nervous about futzing with it because we finally...

We've got a good thing going.

YouTube gets up by one, one thirty.

Like, that's not the worst thing.

And the quality is stellar.

So I didn't, of course, I know there are ways to get it up faster if you want to put out a shit video.

And I don't.

So are you saying it's a shit video?

No.

That's why it took me so long to figure this out.

Now, today will be day one of figuring it out.

If you guys don't like it, we won't do it.

But it should look exactly the same.

It should look the same.

It's the same specs as like I was actually sending to you.

It's

the same.

And I'm also excited because tomorrow is the day that like 80% of my furniture gets delivered.

I got most of the stuff that I got for my new apartment from Creighton Barrel and delivery one of three is coming tomorrow and most of it is coming.

So that means, you know, rugs, coffee table, credenza, nightstands.

Probably my favorite thing that I got is my nightstands.

I'm just so excited.

It's very exciting.

I'm doing another furniture wave of furniture.

Like my house isn't totally done.

And now I was like itching to do more.

And then I just got super busy.

But now like there are things that I need in my daily life.

So I'm working with best again.

Like I need new rugs.

I need to finish up some places.

Your house's just like a little barren.

Excuse me?

Just a little empty.

And that's, I feel, like the lack of rugs.

By the way, stop.

I love your house.

Jaggie, could I spend more time at your house?

You've never even been to my house, okay?

Yes, I have.

I was at your house more recently than you were at mine.

I've literally spent probably six months cumulatively at your home.

You actually haven't been here in a very long time.

Oh, sorry that you moved to New York for six months.

What was I supposed to do?

Golay in your house?

No.

I mean, I've been back here now for five months.

Oh, my God.

The

entitlement.

The way I just became insulted about something, so your defense mechanism is to find an insult in something that I'm saying.

Oh, my God, you're being crazy, Jackie.

Do you not agree that your house is just a little barren?

You have no rugs.

I have rugs.

I'm getting a new rug.

Okay, you know what?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

A little barren is a crazy thing to say about a warm, loving home that's been nothing but open and welcoming to you.

Okay.

She's eating her words and she doesn't know how to just say,

I'm not sorry, so I'm just shutting up because I do.

I think your house is a little barren.

And you just said you need more shit.

Like, please, please, I can't.

By the way, my house is barren too.

It's not a bad thing.

It is a bad thing.

Why, you're not your house?

Nothing.

Even though it's not done and perfect yet, it's a lovely home that you have.

Oh, my God.

I can't talk to you.

I can't talk to you.

Not if you're going to be slinging insults.

Oh, my God.

I feel like all I always talk about is like, how your house is so great.

I love your house.

I can't spend enough time there.

I made one little fucking comment, and now I'm the villain.

I, and by the way, it wasn't even hurtful.

It's factual.

Your house is a little barren.

You're not judging me.

No, it's not.

You're not judging.

Oh, my God.

Okay.

Okay.

So just, I'm not at 100% of purchases.

That doesn't mean a little barren and keep repeating it.

Okay.

Okay.

I think we should change the subject.

I think so too.

Back to the benefits and perils of it being Thursday.

It's Thursday.

We've got a great show.

Nothing special.

You know, like no, you know, quirky segments.

That's, it's Thursday.

We're sandwiched between two days with quirky segments.

Today is just going to be a good old-fashioned chat fest, a girly girl chit-chat, if you will.

Yeah, we have good stories.

Solid again.

I would say similar to yesterday in terms of tone and tenor.

Tone and tenor.

And that's all.

Any recaps?

I know you're still watching The Crown.

So excited for you to finish so that we can get into it.

But we actually have royal news today.

So if you have any additional thoughts, we'll put it in the royal news.

I don't really have any additional thoughts.

I only watched one episode.

I'm not like having this renaissance that you are having with it.

Like, I actually find it like somewhat difficult to get through.

Oh.

And I'm just like waiting for the episodes to be over.

What's the consensus from people about how this season is?

I heard people loved it.

I I think people just loved the show and they really tied it up nice in a bow.

But I just find it like a little, first of all, boring.

Second of all, like cringe.

I don't know.

I'm just like not loving it.

What's cringe?

I'm up to the part with, but by the way, William.

William's like cringe.

What did he do?

He just had that outburst in the library.

Oh.

Cringe.

Yeah.

That wasn't great.

And I wonder if that really happened because it's kind of central to Kate and Williams' storyline.

Yeah, no, and then it's like Kate doesn't want to date the king of England, but her mom is making her.

Like, I can't.

I'm sure she wanted to.

Please.

Who would have?

Yeah, no, I think she had a crush on him as a girl.

I actually thought the way that they dealt with all that, because it's true that it's not an accident that they met.

And as much as her mother could socially engineer it, she did, but not in a nefarious way.

You know what I mean?

Yeah, but also, it would be unrealistic for any girl her age who

any girl her age to not have had everyone everyone did not a yeah a big crush on him right

right but when her mom was like he just needs a nice normal girl like it wasn't like she didn't have bad intentions even though like

that sort of social engineering social climbery yeah it it there is that element but it's not in a nefarious

userist way.

Like

she wants the best for both of them.

It's kind of sweet.

And I thought that they handled it really well.

It's like, okay, there is this backstory.

It's not all as serendipitous as it looks.

Like, she literally followed him to all of these programs.

Yeah.

But it's still cute.

And it can still be cute.

I also didn't think that Kate was cast amazingly.

She does start to look more and more like Kate.

But at first, I'm like, who?

I didn't know we were supposed to be watching Kate.

I was like confused.

Oh, well, there's two different actresses.

Oh.

Like, I'm pretty sure there was that one scene where she runs into William and Diana.

I'm not talking about that.

Okay.

And then it turns into the actress who plays Kate.

And at first, I thought she wasn't the right casting either, but then she really grew on me, the actress, to the point where like they're kind of indistinguishable.

Oh, wow.

Yeah.

So just wait.

Just wait for Kate.

So I didn't watch a lot of TV.

I went to bed super early.

I'm, you know, battling this little tickle in my throat.

I'm sure you guys can hear it.

And it's getting worse.

So I needed like lots and lots of sleep.

And I had this crazy dream about me, Theo, Ben, and Ariel Chardos.

a fellow cav lover yeah we were like running around town because i lost my bag and everyone was helping me and then turns out ben had it and this cab driver was yelling at me classic stuff classic i mean he literally has your bag right now oh my god so true how's he doing out there on the west coast best coast good he took another trip this time he went to bloomingdales he needed some more clothing because he was invited to play basketball with some you know some boys and he needed basketball shorts

and i think it all went well i think it all went well and then he got, I was FaceTiming with him yesterday.

The last time I was in LA, I've been dreaming about this piece of food.

All the Jewish girlies told me, like, you have to go try Lenny's Quesita.

It's like a great Mexican restaurant, but they created like a crunch wrap supreme that's totally kosher.

I don't even think I would like a crunch wrap supreme.

It's like not what I crave, but I would like to.

You would like a crunch wrap supreme.

Yes.

But, you know, I got it.

I tried it out.

This shit was so fucking good.

It was enormous.

Like, I swear to God, I licked every last grain of rice off my fingers.

So good.

I've been thinking about it recently.

And when Ben was going to LA, I'm like, you have to go get it.

So he FaceTimed me and ate it.

And it was like, honestly, it was healing.

Did he like it as much as you did?

Loved.

He should try and remake it at home.

Oh, my God.

I love that idea.

Yeah, you don't take advantage of Ben's culinary skills enough at all, actually.

And you just have to make you like minute rice in the microwave.

No, but he's a chef.

He could look at that and remake it.

That's what he does.

I absolutely love that that idea.

Brilliant, beyond, brilliant idea.

Yeah, I'm really excited for you.

Oh my God.

I can't wait for Ben to come home.

Put him to work.

Totally.

And then he can master it and he can come make it for everyone.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

When we come to your beautiful and full home, he can make it for everyone.

Oh my god, the kids would love it.

I love.

So much fun.

So much fun.

And so much fun.

It's a beautiful, full home.

And then

why do you want to go back there?

Why do you want to go back there?

I'm trying to correct it.

I'm trying to correct it.

I think without further ado, we should get into the stories.

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Our first story is that Kim Kardashian is relaunching Makeup.

Skin by Kim Makeup is a collection of lip liners, lipsticks, and an eyeshadow shadow palette that are out on January 26th.

So Kim previously had

KKW Beauty, and then it was taken off the market, reformulating, and then she got divorced.

So it's like, is it still going to be KKW?

And now she's coming back with her makeup under the skin umbrella, which is her

high-end skincare company.

So this will be Skin by Kim Makeup.

I think this is great for a multitude of reasons.

One, people really, like there was a cult following for a lot of her products, specifically her lip products, like her liners.

So her bringing it back, people really wanted.

And her first products being lip products is really, really smart.

I also think this is going to give Skakin kind of like the boost it needed.

Skakin made like some waves when it first launched.

It was exciting.

And I feel like, seriously, I can't imagine more than five people place an order a day.

Like, I just feel like it really fell off the face of the planet so I think her makeup being under there will boost the whole company give it like a whole fresh lift and

and I like the idea because when I read the the brand like uh the makeup description it's like a skincare first

makeup company and I think that's like a new trend where it's like we're not putting harsh chemicals it's clean it's good for your skin it's foundation that's also skincare so it's very trendy and I actually think this is like kind of brilliant no I think the way that it's branded and like being under the skin umbrella like saves Skakin and brings back Kim makeup under a new name that's not really new.

You don't have to introduce a new brand.

I think it's all

and then it fixes the problem of KKW.

Of course.

Yeah.

So I think it's very smart and Kim makeup makes a lot of sense.

It always has made sense.

more so even than high-end skincare.

Yes.

I think a lot of people like quake over the fact that they both, Kylie and Kim, like have major makeup companies.

Like is that not considered weird or we're competitive?

But they're both now owned like 50% each by the same conglomerate, Cody.

And I just don't really feel like they care.

No, I think when they first came out at the similar times when Kim like launched a makeup company right after Kylie's was so successful, that was the time when it was like, oh, will this be weird?

And then they moved forward and it wasn't weird.

And if you're really into makeup, like you can see that there are stark differences between the vibes of both brands and people buy so much makeup

there it's such a huge market and they're two of the biggest faces in beauty so true it's not

that crazy when you think about it no you're totally right and especially like in the vibes being so different i feel like kylie's is very much like a colour pop like a little wacky, very like fun, young, bright, bold, colors type of makeup.

And Kim, especially with this new launch, it's very nude.

Like the makeup palette is completely nude.

The lips are all nude.

That's so her.

She's like bronze contour, brown queen, like brown libliner, everything.

And I do feel like that's very much like where the beauty community and like the beauty trends are going is more of the Kim direction.

Sometimes Kylie's products do feel a little outdated, but I know she just launched a foundation yesterday and she had recently done a concealer.

So I do feel like she's moving out of that like ColourPop 2016, like Rave Girl vibe makeup and more towards like a clean girl, dewy aesthetic.

Yeah, she definitely is.

And I also, when I think of their brands, I think of Kylie's makeup as like for a younger girl, and Kim's like is a more mature look.

So I think when you get into the weeds, there are differences, but of course, like from the zooming out, it's like they're the same-looking person and they have makeup lines.

At a glance, yeah, but it's not like that, and I think there's enough of the pie to go around.

I do also think KKW fragrances will be rolled into this as well i think she said that in her video um which doesn't make as much sense no

but her fragrances also had like a crazy cult following so she like she's got to bring it back you know she's a businesswoman yeah and she's got to bring back the body foundations she does that's my favorite product of hers Wow, by the way, the cultural impact those products had.

Like, remember when she was showing MJ's hands?

That was like, and the brush, like, like that was the craziest time

was it the craziest time yes yes like i remember where i was when it happened you know yeah

even though i actually didn't really end up liking the product it got all over my clothing oh i love it do you still you can't like wear it on to underneath clothes not that you would you wear it when your skin is showing yeah but it's a game changer like for someone if you have like veiny skin whatever your everyone has their own issue but it like it's totally like an airbrush effect.

Just getting it off was kind of annoying, but it was worth it because you had such a great look.

She's really had so many like iterations of her brands.

And it does feel like she's like downsizing a little bit, only in the sense that she doesn't need five different companies for different beauty products, like KKW Fragrance, KKW Beauty, Skakin, Skims, like so many different.

Now it's like, really, she's Skims and Skakin.

Yeah.

And I think eventually, maybe in like five years, skin by Kim Beauty, especially if the Kim Beauty part takes off, like it could morph into just Kim Beauty for everything.

Yeah.

And maybe they scale back some of the skincare and beef up because Kim Beauty could also encompass fragrance.

Yes, yes.

And that's just a nice name.

It's interesting, none of the girls have really ever done hair.

They had Kardashian hair.

I know we have.

You know, Olivia still uses their hairbrush.

Olivia has a hairbrush that's literally from the 19th century.

She refuses to change it and it's KKW hair.

And we, growing up, we all like shared a bottle of hairspray in our bathroom and it was this huge bottle of KKW.

No, Kardashian.

Kardashian hair.

Hair, yeah.

That was when they just did licensing deals.

That shit was good, by the way.

It was good.

But I'm surprised none of them, even though like hair care is not huge.

And I guess they're like really close with Jen Atkin, who does whey, and whey like kills it.

I mean, Mario has makeup.

Oh, I guess.

Yeah, yeah.

Everyone has something.

It is surprising that they don't do more hair care, even just like a hairspray.

A lot of people were.

Ultra-clutch hairspray.

Ultra-clutch hairspray.

Whoa.

That's me.

He's got a colours.

What was I going to say?

You're saying a lot of people

are pointing out like that a lot of Kim's new makeup products in terms of just like color story are really similar to some of Mario's products.

Well, that makes perfect sense to me because he does her makeup and they like the same thing.

Yeah, like she popularized the look that he created.

Right.

So it would be weird if their makeup products weren't similar.

Yeah, and Mario like does really well.

Yeah, it would be incongruous.

Has Kim ever sold her makeup products in store?

Because Kylie's in Ulta, but neither of them are in Sephora.

Was KKW in Ulta?

Yeah.

I'm getting a yes.

I'm sure it'll be back there again.

Yeah.

So very exciting for the beauty community.

I actually need to re, I need to like buy more lipsticks in general.

I feel like I've lost all of mine.

So true.

And I don't know.

I'm wearing like an old Kylie today, but the oldies are the best.

This is like angel.

I'm wearing the Kylie that you left here.

That is quite literally my favorite product.

I have a problem where like if I put on lipstick, it's gone in a minute.

It's gone.

What color is that?

This you're going to have to scrub off with a Brillo pad.

I believe it's posi.

Oh, that's posi?

A classic.

Wait.

I feel feel like it's not posy.

It's not.

Hold on.

Angel.

Angel, Posey K.

Posey K is a, is a gorgeous pink.

Everybody, in the words of Taylor Swift, like, everybody moved on.

I

stayed there.

Everybody moved on from like these matte liquid lipsticks.

It's like so 2018 when we were wearing chokers.

When you like talk for a living and you need to be on camera for a full hour and you need your lipstick not to move, I got home yesterday.

I did a workout.

I went to GrepoToxic Dr.

Geezy.

I came back.

This shit was still on.

No, I know.

I'm wearing a matte liquid lip too.

I'm wearing Angel.

And I love this color.

It's from an old holiday collection.

And then she made it mainstream, but now she changed all her colors.

Like, none of the classics are there.

But what's so funny is you always like clown on Kylie cosmetics.

You're like, it's old and trendy, and she hasn't done anything great in a while.

And every time I bring a product to the studio, you steal it.

The butter, the bomb.

I just want to say, I didn't, you left these here.

No, no, but okay, you make it your own.

You could leave, I could leave something there and you'd be like, oh, that crap Jackie left, but instead, I'm never getting them back.

Take them.

Take them.

What color is that?

Bomb?

That's the best color.

Kylie.

Of course.

I was like,

Kylie by Kylie.

808, Kylie.

So, yeah.

I got to get some more lipsticks because I leave them all there.

Yeah, no, I'm kind of in my lip liner and like a bomb era.

That's like what all the kids on TikTok are doing.

So I'm just like young and, you know, I'm trendy like that.

Extremely.

Kim also posted a video of her offices that had people buzzing because she made like a viral trendy video showing what she has in her office, which is like a 3D mold of her plane and her brain.

She has a tanning bed.

Okay, let's talk about the tanning bed.

That really shocked me.

Me too.

The video for those who like aren't acclimated with TikTok culture is this trend where you're like, it started being like, I'm a girl.

Of course I'm going to have two dinners, like things that are like girly.

And then people started changing it.

Like me and Ben did one, like, we're married.

Of course we're going to, blah, blah, blah.

And so hers was, I'm a Kardashian.

Of course I have a tanning bed in my office.

I'm a Kardashian.

Of course I have a model of my brain and my plane on my desk.

And it just was a way for her to like show off all the kind of crazy things that she has in her office.

Yeah.

And just create buzz for her office where her company, Skinned by Kim Beauty, very shortly.

What was more shock, not more shocking.

The tanning bed was the most shocking, but then like moved on.

And apparently it's good for psoriasis treatment yeah because a lot of people were like no way like that's actual like 90s but she is obsessed with being tan i know but like we see her with spray tans all the time i feel like she's mastered the spray tan yeah i don't honestly like i don't know i don't

the having the custom rick owens

furniture everything walls everything like How expensive is that?

Like, isn't this a business?

But like, Kim is so rich.

Like, like, that's nothing for them.

I guess.

and I'm sure maybe he even just like did it for fun and for free for that video that we're all now talking about Rick Owens and now it's just like in the background of everything.

Yeah.

What else?

I loved she has a mold of her Kim Air airplane.

A model, excuse me, and also a model of her brain.

She had like the big TV screens with all her campaigns.

Oh, yeah.

She had, you know, a hallway with every

framed magazine cover she's ever done.

Yeah.

And it was cute.

It ended with, of course, I'm going to, I'm Kim Kardashian, of course, I'm going to launch 15 lip liners, all different shades of nude.

So, you know, bringing it back, selling product.

I imagine the launch will go, or if it went, well.

Yeah.

And no, it hasn't gone yet.

January 26th.

Love.

I think it'll go well.

Yeah.

Are you ready for our next story?

Exciting sports entertainment news.

S-E-N.

The Super Bowl pregame performers have been announced pre-game as in star spangle banner america the beautiful and lift every voice and sing no fucking way wait by the way is is it usher at halftime yes usher halftime we know

national anthem will be sung by reba mcintyre no i love wait by the way i've like low-key like never heard riba sing i know i'm

I don't love it,

but I hope it's good and I'm open to changing my tune, but like, that's not like the name on everybody's lips when it comes to who should sing the national anthem.

Honestly,

it's also really hard to beat what Chris Stapleton just did.

Like that's the blueprint now.

That's the bar.

Oh, no, I feel like there's so many.

Like I hope she does amazing and that I'm wrong.

I'm not even saying anything, just that like I agreed.

I don't know what her singing voice really sounds like.

And I think she has like a lovely country twang voice, but like you need to have like a single thing.

I want to be blown away.

I want tears in my eyes, goosebumps on my skin.

This is a song for like the Jennifer Hudsons of the world, people with huge voices.

Yeah.

It's such a hard song to sing.

Yeah.

So we'll see.

Interesting.

We'll see.

Okay.

Then America the Beautiful will be sung by Post Malone.

What?

Yeah.

Okay.

And Lift Every Voice and Sing will be sung by Andre Day.

Okay.

See, that's a perfect casting.

Andre Day.

Thank you so much.

Like, that's obviously someone understanding the assignment.

Her voice is amazing.

Amazing.

She would be amazing on the national anthem.

You know who we need to sing the national anthem?

Who?

Cynthia Arrivo.

I feel like she has.

I feel like she actually has two, but like not at the Super Bowl.

Let me Google it.

Like at an important sports game, but not the Super Bowl, you know?

Yes.

I feel like it actually could have been the Super Bowl, though.

I feel like I would remember that.

Oh my God.

First link, Cynthia Arrivo messed up USA anthem.

First link, Cynthia Arrivo apologizes after forgetting the words to the U.S.

national anthem.

I just want to say, I don't think that's like an offense worth apologizing for.

Like you made a mistake.

It's fine.

No, I think it's worth apologizing.

You had one job.

No, I mean, like, it's, it's not, I'm saying it's not like a thing you do with bad intentions.

No, oh, no, but you can make a mistake without being bad intentioned.

I feel like that's what a lot of mistakes are.

Yeah, that's what a mistake is.

Yeah.

Still doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize.

Like, depends what it is, but like.

Or you just go down as someone who messed up the national anthem and didn't give a hoot.

By the way, who hasn't?

Messed up the national anthem?

Chris Stapleton.

Yeah, I wouldn't have used him.

Lady Gaga, Pink.

But who has?

Fergie.

Fergie, wait.

Melissa Gorga.

Christina Aguilera has.

I believe Jessica Simpson has.

Yeah, it happens.

It's not like

you don't need to go to jail, but just be like, oops, sorry.

I think she could still, maybe, maybe like that being on her record is why they haven't chosen her.

Yeah.

And that would make sense.

It's the biggest stage.

Give her another chance.

It's the biggest stage for the anthem.

But also a lot of arenas like on the Jumbotron put the lyrics up for everyone.

No, I know.

That's why.

And it's like, if you're struggling to remember, if you know that maybe you don't know

down pat, which is understandable.

And some of the words are are like

like repetitive and it's like wait what did they say there we just like kind of muscle memory sing it but it's like what's the actual word

you could get a

like a prompter yeah of course but it's also like the nerves yeah

hannah montana messed it up right did she there was an episode where she messed it up i think at a basketball game or something yeah that's it's just

not great not like the biggest worst thing you could do.

But, you know, a lot of people want to hear a great national anthem.

This lineup is unique.

It is unique.

I feel like it's always

underwhelming when we announce who it is.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

It's never like banger, banger, banger.

People who would just like be amazing.

No questions asked.

It's also hard to get three big stars because like the big one, the headliner is the national anthem.

And if you're a megastar and they're not offering you that, like you're not going to do one of the two losery songs.

I don't know.

I feel like I don't even need a big star because sometimes the biggest stars don't have the best voices.

They're just like the best performers.

I just want a gorgeous voice on the ones and twos.

You know who hasn't done it who I feel like could do like a really interesting version?

Miley.

Yeah.

She has like a rockery voice and she can really like sing big.

Yeah, she can sing big.

But the thing is, I don't want an interesting version, generally speaking.

But Chris Stapleton's wasn't traditional.

No, it wasn't.

Right.

And it was, it brought tears to my eyes.

Yeah.

I'm like, if you're going to do an interesting version, it's got to be like Chris Stapleton or else it's Fergie.

No, the thing is, you're going to do an interesting version and you're either going to be a Fergie or a Chris Stapleton.

There's really no in between.

So I am really confident

that Miley could do an interesting version that would be beautiful.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm so excited for the Super Bowl.

We're going to be together, right?

Yeah.

And I'm so excited.

Party at my place.

Yeah.

What are you making?

Maybe Ben can make us our Crunch Rep Supreme.

For sure.

Last year, I made nachos that were so good from the Magnolia Table Recipe Book.

Oh, I never knew I like nachos so much.

The thing is, I don't really fuck with nachos.

No, there's nothing not to like, Claudia.

It's taco meat, actually, on top of chips.

That's it.

Oh, okay.

I just like cheese and olives.

I don't like olives, so I don't use them.

There is cheese and, and, but I can, you like cheese.

What's wrong with you?

Cheese is fine, but salsa i not a lot of cheese actually like when i was in mexico tinks my sister in christ was eating nachos

and i went to taste it was like it was disgusting like so much cheese no i won't use so much and joanna she's got the ratio down just trust the process law okay so you're gonna make oh this is such a fun conversation you're gonna make nachos

Ben's gonna make a crunch wrap supreme.

Okay.

Oh my God.

You know what we actually really should do and patriot?

Chili.

Well, yes, but have you seen like people that do chili like on their island?

They like lay.

Like a chili board?

Yeah, but it takes up their whole island.

And they lay tinfoil down.

They cover their entire island in tinfoil.

Uh-huh.

And they like put chips, chili, like veggies, guac.

They like make like a whole.

Like a big board.

This is kind of like nachos too, but it's chili.

Yeah.

Oh, maybe they do nachos actually.

Yeah.

Fuck, I don't like nachos.

I just told you, you're gonna like, I'm gonna make turdy style nachos.

Okay, I also think we should make like mini grilled cheeses.

Okay.

You don't love that?

No, like,

why mini?

Because like, I don't want to eat a whole grilled cheese, and I'll get full and I won't be able to eat all the other things you're making.

Yeah.

Super Bowl food is kind of hard because it's like you make the

nachos and you've got the chips and guac out and all these things, but it's like, okay, but what's for dinner?

All of it.

Like, you're not going to make like a brisket.

No, it's like some people then also order pizza.

What about, like, brisket sliders?

Yum.

Because our brisket was so good.

It was good.

But I do think we'll be full.

And honestly, chili.

Like, chili is the name on everybody's lips for the Super Bowl.

And it could be an appetizer, it could be a dip, it can be a main course.

Maybe I should like have, go on a chili fast so I can be like really excited for the chili at the Super Bowl.

Totally.

And maybe some cornbread.

Okay, wait.

And who is going to make the chili?

You or Ben?

I am.

Okay.

Because you haven't had my chili.

We just had Ben's chili.

Ben is making the crunch wrap supremes.

Okay.

So I'm going to make the chili.

Love.

Yeah.

You know what I'm going to do instead of having Ben now that I've spoken about this kosher restaurant in LA that everyone should go to, it's so good.

Maybe they could just like freeze dry some and send them to me so I can like have them in my house.

Or maybe they could like go on Goldbelly.

Yes, exactly.

But I think Ben could do a good job.

No, for sure, but it'll never be the same.

And I really, I want that one.

Yeah.

So I would like 10 crunch wraps supremed, like freed stride and sent to my home.

Okay.

Are you ready for our next story?

What number?

Three.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, we're moving slow.

We are moving slow, but these last three are quick, quick.

And I have nowhere to be.

And our video is going to upload so fucking fast.

Oh, and by the way,

I believe because of this new way, we now have more time on our cards.

I think we might have like two, two and a half hours instead of an hour 35.

No, but I think an hour 35 is like,

I agree.

It's, it was the limit for a reason.

I know, I agree.

And it's not like it's a weekly show.

Like, right, right.

In a day.

By the way, if we did weekly episodes, I think our episodes would be three hours.

Yeah,

maybe.

It would still be fast five, but it would be hardy stories.

But I don't think we could just do five stories.

Like, we'd have to do like the fast 50.

The fast 15.

The fast 15.

And then we should break it up.

Five is.

Right.

Can I just say like how annoyed I am to not have a voice?

It's like really pissing me off.

It's not as bad as it was.

Oh, you think it's getting better?

100%.

I didn't even notice it.

Oh, oh, okay.

Also, I got Botox yesterday.

I know.

Don't rub it in.

Some of us are rankly.

But I did something that I think you'd be proud of because I've been talking to you.

Your lip filler?

I didn't get lip filler.

I've been talking to you a lot in private about how, like, with my weight loss, like, I have a new smile and it's pissing me off.

It's so ugly.

It's so gummy.

I look like a Disney adult, like, with big gums, like, and I don't like it.

That was mean.

I'm sorry.

That was mean.

So, what did you do?

So, I asked Dr.

Geezy what I should do, and she was like, Before we do anything extreme, let's just try this.

And by the way, so fucking painful, I almost.

I mean, everything is painful for you.

No, no, no.

This was next level.

And she told me it was going to be what was it?

Just a little bit of Botox, like right under my nostril.

Why?

Oh, to so that your lips curl it will relax my lip when i smile and my lip won't you know fold in on itself because i smile she was also like it's possible like that your face is different like you don't really know how to smile anymore because i used to smile so hard i don't know why no but maybe like you were smiling really hard but it kind of like looked normal because

there was like

The structure of your face was different.

Now when you smile so hard, it's like, it's just a lot of teeth.

Okay.

Now, sound off in the comments, which smile do you like best?

Because I've been working on it.

Show us your smile right now, even though the Botax probably hasn't taken effect.

Yeah, no, no, no.

Okay, ready?

This is the one I think I'm going to go with.

But when it's like when you have to think about your smile and not just do it.

Yeah, just go.

So unnatural.

Okay.

That's classic turdy.

Okay.

But sometimes I go a little too hard.

This is number two.

That's okay.

That's like if you're taking a picture where you genuinely are feeling that way, but you you should never be putting on that smile.

Okay, and then sometimes I do this, like

a classic.

So I think number one, but sound off in the comments, one, two, or three.

Yeah, but we also have to wait for the nostril talks to kick in.

Well, yeah, but this is like the worst it's going to be.

So it can only get better.

Yeah, but all of those smiles looked good, but I know the smile you're talking about.

Like, I know that there is a problem.

This is literally win a date with Tad Hamilton when she has like seven smiles.

Oh, yeah, but those are all like natural.

Yeah, yeah.

No, she doesn't have the problems at all.

We all have three smiles.

Like one, which is classic.

Two, which is overexcited.

Sometimes it calls for it.

Er.

And then three, Mary Kate and Ashley.

I love year number one.

It was gorgeous.

Do it again.

So cute.

And honestly, like, I love smiling.

I'm not a miserable cunt.

Like, I smile all the time because I'm filled with joy and I bring joy to others and I'm hysterical and I'm just always laughing.

So this is like a big problem for me.

It's not like I'm, if I was miserable and depressed, like my smile changing, it wouldn't matter because I'm never smiling.

I smile at least 100 times a day.

But you're not worried about your IRL smile.

Like when you smile, when turdies smiles

in a dark, when Turdy smiles.

When you smile just in life, like it's a beautiful, warm thing.

No, it's not.

Like it's gotten ugly.

No, the issue is your picture smile.

We're working on your picture smile, right?

All of them.

I think your everyday in-conversation, you know, not captured smile, your smile in motion is beautiful.

Did we ever get to the third story?

No, we started talking about

how we were going slow.

You became determined to like elongate the episode.

Oh, that's so funny.

I really didn't.

No, like you were natural.

No, you could feel the wheels.

You could feel the wheels like turning.

And this is how we ended up talking about winter Disma.

And aren't you glad?

Yeah.

Okay, our next story we have to get to because it's what everyone's buzzing about because people are saying that Jacob Alorty and Olivia Jade have broken up for the second time.

And I don't know why everyone, like, now we all just believe us weakly.

Like, I don't know if this is true or not, but I'm certainly not going to believe it wholeheartedly.

Yes.

I think people just wanted it to be true because they think they should be dating Jacob Alorty.

And don't get me wrong, I think I should be dating Jacob Alourty, but like if it can't be me, like it absolutely should be Olivia Jade.

Agreed, I don't want this to be true, but a source did tell us weekly that they broke up again, allegedly for the second time.

Agreed that Us Weekly source is thin and everyone's kind of running with it, which is weird.

But then I also saw that she unfollowed him on Instagram.

I didn't check her following, but there's a chance she never followed him to begin with.

I'm fairly certain she never followed him to begin with.

And like the way that rumors get started off of that, when most of the time people don't follow their significant other, unless they're literally married.

Like, because it makes it such a big deal when they break up and then they unfollow.

Most of the time, they like Taylor Swift didn't even follow Joe Alwyn.

They were together for six years.

Like, right, and I'm sure she has a Finsta where she does her actual stuff.

Stuff, and this is like her public facing.

So, it's not like they were ever super public.

Did they ever walk a red carpet together?

No, no, so it's it, it's not crazy.

Every photo we've ever seen of them has been taken against their will, yeah, like by paparazzi, spotted.

So, anyways, I'm hoping this isn't true.

If it is true, I don't think it is.

Okay, look, I really don't.

Because you're a friend of OJ.

By the way, sorry, I have no proof.

Like, I don't know anything, but you don't have any tech info.

I have media literacy, and I don't just like believe things I see on us weekly and nowhere else.

Like, if there is a source, why isn't the source going to like Vogue, you know?

Yeah, well, or like

E

page six, Daily Mail.

It doesn't make sense.

Yeah, and I'm hoping it's not true.

So I'm going to be in denial unless I have a reason not to be, but this is thin.

Agreed.

And I think like we're not even in denial.

I think we're just like thinking critically.

Yeah.

No, but if it was a couple that like I didn't feel strongly about, I wouldn't be like fighting against it so hard.

But by the way, they have like low-key been together for a really long time.

Like they were first bought together in 2021.

Yeah.

And I know that article says that they had broken up at one point and gotten back together.

We don't know that to be true.

They could have just been together this whole time.

Right.

So I just, I love every reminder that they are together, you know.

And they're so not in our faces at all.

I wish they would be more.

And you know, for me, they remind me so much of Fourth Wing, like they are Zayden and Violet.

Oh my god, wait.

Wait.

Even though I'm pretty sure Zayden is black.

Oh, yes.

But I know what you mean, like huge man, tiny girl.

Yeah.

And she actually does give Violet energy a lot.

Yeah.

No, I agree.

Like when I was reading the book and they would talk about like their extreme height difference, it reminded me of those pictures of Jacob and Olivia.

No, love.

So I'm rooting for them, but that's what

sources are saying.

I don't believe the sources.

The sources can grab a spoon.

Totally.

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Our next story, a little more farm news, because Ian Summerhalder is talking about having no regrets about ditching Hollywood for the farm life with his wife, Nikki Reed.

Oh my God, the fact that these two are married, like I always forget.

I know, and they're super married.

She.

And they're both vampires.

They're both vampires.

Now they're both farmers.

they have two children she had a home birth and they live on a farm now and i feel like a lot of people don't know that okay so here's the thing like it's just outside of la so he didn't like really leave hollywood but if you look at the pics of their life like it's it's a farm no and i know that there's like hardcore farmland in the state of california of course no him making this big statement to like move to a farm in alabama yeah like moved to iowa And then say he left Hollywood.

Right.

No, you're, I mean, you're a stone's throwing away.

Like, you can still commute for an audition.

Right.

But, anyways, he revealed that he and his wife, Nikki Reed, packed up their things and moved to a farm just outside of Los Angeles with their two children.

He said, I loved what I did for a really long time.

I don't miss any of it.

I love making films and I just did it for so long.

We had an amazing run.

So now he was at the premiere of Common Ground, which is a documentary that focuses on the need for sustainable and eco-friendly farming.

And he shared some insight into what life on the farm is like.

He said, By the way, he didn't really leave Hollywood if he's at a premiere.

Now, I know it's a premiere for like a farming documentary, but He's having a hard time extricating himself from the industry, but he's trying.

A premiere is a premiere.

Like farmers don't really go to that many premieres.

And do interviews.

He said, when you see the way that nature operates, you find compassion.

Literally Ben.

It's literally Ben when he goes for a walk.

It's when he goes for a walk.

He's always like my, like he goes in these like really, he'll like literally take a walk and be like, Steve Irwin.

Yeah.

He said, it's a beautiful beautiful thing to see what's happening with children, to watch them participate in the growing of their food.

You.

In the growing of their food and the understanding of what food is and where it comes from.

No, there's something about having kids that makes you question where your food comes from.

By the way, I think that makes a lot of sense.

It actually does make a lot of sense because you start by, first of all, you're making their food with breast milk, but then when you start giving them baby food, a lot of people choose to make their own baby food, which isn't even like a crunchy thing to do.

It's just like.

they need food.

Yeah, I don't think so.

Let me mash it up.

And then you just start thinking about the next thing you're going to give them.

And you do look into what it is because you've been so on top of everything else.

You're not going to go from mother's milk to processed.

To McDonald's.

I mean, but Iwana.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But it's so funny how like your kid is like so clean and perfect and like you are like shoving a crunch-up supreme down your throat in the back of the car.

Yeah.

I feel like that's motherhood in a sense.

That is motherhood.

And then eventually the kids like get to, it depends like what age they're at and people all feel differently.

But like first when they're having just just like baby food, whether it's Gerber, it's just, it's still not McDonald's, unless you're going to put the chicken nugget in a blender.

I might.

You might.

You should.

I will.

And then, of course, inevitably, you're like, oh, well, you're going to all this effort for the child.

Like, it makes you think about your food differently.

It just does.

Of course.

Of course.

But anyways, the environment themed documentary serves as a follow-up to the documentary, Kiss the Ground.

He said, I started connecting the dots between what you do for the planet and what you do for yourself.

It's an evolution and a lifelong pursuit.

Both him and Nikki are executive producers on the project.

Oh, wow.

So not only did he go to premiere, he made a movie, but he left Hollywood.

Yeah, he's still in the movie making industry, but also a credit to their homesteading ways, Nikki had a home birth.

Now, do you feel like these two have enough money cumulatively to like not work anymore?

She's from Twilight, a major, major franchise, five huge movies.

She was not a main character.

No.

No, maybe not

from that, but he's from Vampire Diaries.

Yeah.

Which is huge.

But I was actually just thinking about this.

I feel like everyone in Hollywood, like when you go, like all these people who go to award shows and everything, like they're all like, they're not in like the biggest stuff or a million things, but I feel like they all live in like multi-million dollar homes.

How?

So Nikki Reed's net worth is 12 million.

And then Ian Summerholder's net worth

also says 12 million.

Oh, maybe that's like their married net worth.

But then, you know, they're probably working on the farm and they're doing this documentary.

But I feel like a documentary like this probably costs more money than it earns if we're being real.

No one's watching this.

I'm sorry.

Not even like someone who might be interested in it, like you.

Nope.

I'm not.

Did I say I was?

No, but like this is not out of the realm of your interest.

No, it is.

I don't want to watch a documentary about eco-farming.

I want to watch The Crown.

Oh.

She said what she said.

Like, I'm...

No, even Ballerina Farm's not watching this.

No, she is.

No, she's not.

She's like being a queen.

Competing.

Well, hopefully.

Hopefully.

Apparently, she's competing.

Which is even crazier.

I know.

We were like debating all week what the hell she was doing at the Mrs.

America pageant.

We thought she was like a former winner.

We thought she was a judge.

We thought she was a host.

Turns out she's literally a contestant.

She had a baby 14 days ago, which makes her like deciding to enter into this pageant even more psychotic.

And she's obviously going to win.

Yeah.

No, if she doesn't win, it's a rigged.

Yeah.

She is Mrs.

America.

I know.

I feel like Nikki Reid has Ballerina Farm on her vision board.

Finsta.

Finsta.

Yeah.

You know what?

Actually, I did want to see?

Like, who that I follow follows Ballerina Farm?

That's such a good question.

Let me go look.

Let's out some people.

Out them as being what?

Connoisseurs of greatness?

Balleriners.

Balleriners.

Wow, she's at 8 million followers.

I have 34 mutuals.

I have 28.

Stasi.

Yes, Stasi.

Olivia Coppo.

Emma Roberts.

Gal Gajote.

Lauren Elizabeth.

Wow, there's somebody here I need to unfollow.

I'll be right back.

Craig Conover.

Oh, there's someone you need to unfollow.

Just one.

Just one.

Chloe Feynman from SNL follows her.

A lot of peeps.

Just James Decker.

JJD.

Yeah, no, she's extremely inspirational.

I'm infinitely inspired.

So she's probably going to see the documentary.

Perhaps because she has more time in the day than anyone else.

Right.

That should be the new meme.

Like, you have the same amount of hours in the day as Ballerina Farm.

Right.

Not Beyonce.

Or Chris Jenner or Ryan Seacress.

Like, they have a literal staff.

Yeah.

Do you think Ballerina Farm has a nanny?

Yeah, I've seen more criticism of her that she has an annie, maybe even more than one nanny.

She has eight kids.

Yeah, she's running a business.

Plus,

in like the mom, you know, sphere, what's wrong with having a nanny?

Nothing.

Like, digitally?

I guess they would just say it to like take away from the fact that she's raising eight kids.

Raising eight kids.

Like it doesn't count if she has an annie.

Oh, it counts.

Yeah.

Oh, it counts.

Yeah.

Okay.

So.

That's what Ian and Nikki are up to.

Farm a lot.

It is really crazy that they got married when when they're both vampires.

I know.

And I feel like when they got together, there was something a little bit nefarious about it.

So, Nina Dobrev.

But the proof is in the pudding.

It's giving.

Not only is the proof of the pudding, but Nina Dobrev, she was kind of like the loser in the situation.

Like he, you know, we were together for a while and everybody shipped them.

But she ended up, you know, on top as well.

It took a little while, but she ended up in a fabulous relationship.

Fabulous.

Really, really fabulous.

Yeah, no, Nikki and Ian, they're like

Jason Aldine and Brittany Aldean.

It's true.

Like this, no, even though I don't think Ian's, no, no, they're not, because I don't think Ian's Summerholder cheated on Nina.

There was something.

There was something, like, not entirely kosher.

No, I think it was just like

he broke up with her.

I don't know.

And they kept pitting Nina and what's her name against each other.

And eventually they like took a picture together and was like, stop.

Oh.

I don't think

there was nothing nefarious about the way they got together.

Okay.

That's why Brittany and Jason Aldean, like, no, they, like, were homewrecking, you know.

Yeah, but, like, now they just have this beautiful family.

And

yeah, so look, Nikki Reed shuts down rumors that she's feuding with Nina Dobrev with a powerful Instagram post.

This is 2017.

So it was like years and years of people like pitting these two against each other.

I think a similar.

Jelena?

No, no.

Brad, Angie, and Jen.

Is similar to.

Oh, actually, no, because did they cheat Brad and Angie?

Yeah.

Yeah, okay, no, no, no.

And now they've broken up, so the proof was not in the pudding.

So according to the tabloids, Nina Dobrev and Nikki Reed were daggers for each other.

Nina Dobrev was jealous of Reid and Summerholder's marriage, while Nikki

Reed felt threatened by her history with him.

So like they literally were broken up.

That is chilly.

Nikki got together.

Yes, except.

That like there definitely is beef between Haley and Selena.

I'm sure Selena hates Haley.

She looks at her marriage and hates her.

And I am positive that Haley hates Selena Gomez for what she put her through.

How could she?

100%.

But that would be like in a few years if they are posting like there's no beef.

No, but Jackie, they did.

Remember, they went to LACMA and they took a photo and everyone was like, oh my God, it's done.

And Haley had just been on to call her daddy and said, I have respect.

Right.

So that was good.

We talked.

But it restarted.

So that would be like if Mickey and Marie.

That means they were lying.

That means they were lying.

No, no, or just like they squashed it, but then there was new beef.

They tried tried to tell us there was no beef and there wasn't.

No, I think they squashed their beef and then Eyelash Gate, Selena,

2023 happened.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's what I think.

And it hurt Hale even more because she was like, I thought we are good.

Okay, maybe a similar, okay, maybe a similar comparison here.

I'm going to find it.

Is Robert Herjivek?

Where Neither Harry.

Did each and

Ian married?

No.

Okay.

Oh, you're right.

So it's not the same.

But did Robert Herjivek cheat with his Dancy with the Stars partner or just left his wife of like 50 years to go have babies with?

I think that they were like separated.

Like it wasn't super nefarious, but it wasn't the best.

But it's a proof is in the pudding situation.

I know you hate Robert Herjavik.

I know you do.

I do.

And nothing he does will ever be good enough for you.

Never.

And like, as long as you can own it, that's fine by me.

I just want to say, I don't like hate him for no reason.

Like, I hate Sam Hunt for a reason.

Like, I hate people for reasons.

I don't like that he, like, was a really successful businessman, stayed with his wife forever, and then he got famous, went on dancing with the stars, and left his wife for a younger woman.

Like, to me, that's somebody without scruples.

Okay.

Like, it's easy to be loyal to your wife as you grow old together when nobody knows who you are.

Then you get a little bit of attention.

No.

Okay.

Are you ready for our fifth fifth and final story?

I am.

It's a little more sports news that's relevant to this show.

Allie Raceman joins ESPN as their gymnastics analyst in a new chapter of her career.

Love.

In news that makes sense, the three-time Olympic gold medalist is set to join the network as an analyst on its NCAA gymnastics broadcast.

People has exclusively learned.

ESPN will make an official announcement on Thursday afternoon.

She will make her broadcasting debut on Friday during a meet between

LSU and Kentucky.

No, I fucking love Allie Raceman more than life itself.

She's probably my favorite female athlete.

I don't know.

You know how I feel about Serena Williams.

I wrote my college dissertation on her.

Nevertheless.

Love Jewish Queen doing the most.

She's been probably, she's been quiet, but I'm sure she took, wait, who was it that dated Colton Underwood?

Allie Raceman?

Raceman.

Miss Allison Raceman.

Wow.

Yeah.

I forgot about that.

That's a major throwback.

Colton Underwood has lived a hundred lives.

He really has.

And And you know what?

Do you know what a clip I just saw that I had completely forgotten about when he was doing promo for the bachelor?

He did like this funny skit with Billie Icke in there and he's like, watch out.

You become the first gay bachelor.

And

Colton just like clenches his butthole and like freaks out.

Like it's literally the most awkward clip.

And in the moment, like it didn't seem innocuous.

It just seemed like he was like this straight guy, uncomfortable.

Now

it's I totally forgot about that moment.

That's really funny.

I'm sure also Allie Raceman like is getting her feet wet in gymnastics broadcasting because of the summer Olympics coming up.

You know, she'll get all this practice on the NCAA meets and then she'll be ready to narrate the Olympics for us, which is great.

For sure.

I'm sure this is like a hop, skip, and a jump away from the Olympics in terms of like, you know, you can't broadcast the Olympics if you've never broadcast before.

Yeah.

And it's good to get some practice.

I'm sure she knows all about practice.

I honestly feel like she's following in the footsteps.

Like she'll have a really similar broadcasting career as Johnny Weir, who's like the official figure skating broadcaster for like everything.

Well, in the past, it's been Nastya Leukin, who's been like the gymnastics correspondent with experience.

I feel like she'll still be doing it, but there's a lot of networks and there's a lot of broadcasting needs and gymnastics is like the biggest sport in Summer Olympics.

I think there can be more than one.

I do think it's interesting, like these really young women who get so, like the gymnastics girls, those five every year, they get so famous.

And I do think it's really interesting to watch what they do afterwards, you know?

Yeah.

Like Sean Johnson totally went the influencer route.

And I think she makes like so much money.

And I think she's really happy and fulfilled.

Yeah, and she has three kids.

It's a perfect influencing is such a great job for her, like a mom.

It is.

So I love that.

Simone Biles, is she still competing?

I don't know if she's going.

I think she is going to the Olympics.

I don't know.

Is Simone Biles

retired?

And then like Suni Lee, like went to college, and now she's like a college athlete.

Yeah, Simone Biles is not retired.

Okay, so we'll see what she does.

She's coming back from the twisties.

Excuse me?

You remember in the Olympics that she didn't compete?

Oh, yeah, they call that the twisties.

Yeah, she said she had the twisties, which it's like when you just get like disoriented and it's a mental block of being able to do the twists.

Oh, I like that name.

Yeah, I can understand it.

Well, yeah.

So

Allie Raceman is going the broadcasting route.

Love.

Yeah.

I need her to like re-enter the spotlight.

Yeah.

We need like more Jewish leaders.

She's just an absolute queen.

So I'm excited.

I'm excited for the Olympics, Turdy.

So am I.

That's going to become like our new personality when the time.

When is it?

Summer?

Summer.

2024.

Summer.

Summer.

Summer.

And it's in Paris.

Paris.

How exciting.

Yeah.

So that's our show.

What kind of feels like a Friday, but it's not.

It's on.

No, no.

It's a day of thurs, benefits and perils.

The Hers Day.

I hope everybody enjoyed the show.

Hopefully our YouTube thing like worked out and you're watching this like gorgeously quickly.

If not,

sorry to have gotten you excited, but it's like, it's going to be one of those things that's like, that's like my life's work.

And like when I'm like dying, I'm finally going to figure it out, you know?

Totally.

And then I'm going to pass it on to the next generation of podcasters.

And I will be like a woman who opened doors for other women.

That's you.

A thousand percent.

It will be you regardless of how things go today with YouTube.

Thank you.

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Hope you guys have an amazing day, and we'll see you tomorrow for what, Jackie?

Friday,

no,

Friday.

You want to get into it, even though it's the day of Thurs?

Okay, you're right.

Shoot.

Let's not shoot early.

Right.

Too early.

Right.

Love ya.

Bye.