Death, Taxes and Turdy Talkin: Tuesday, January 9th, 2024

Good morning, Millennials.

Welcome back to the Toast and Happy Tuesday.

Hi.

I was going to say, hope everyone's having a great day.

I'm so excited.

I started to say a bunch of different things, but hope everyone's having a great day.

I'm so excited to be sitting down with my girl Jax.

Hey, La Terd.

Hey, Ja Terd.

How you doing?

By the way, I'm La Terd.

You're Ja Rule.

Totally.

I'm doing well.

A lot going on.

I can't believe it's only Tuesday.

Thanks for reminding me.

I feel like yesterday was just

jam-packed.

Also, my mind is a little bit elsewhere right now because I'm reading the book for the Redheads called Strange Sally Diamond.

Have you heard about it?

I saw it on another Redheads Instagram story, Rebecca Rittenberg, excuse me, Mince, saying that it was amazing.

It's really good, but like

add it to your list.

What's it called?

Strange Sally Diamond.

It's very much like pulls you in, and it's hard to mentally be elsewhere while I'm in the middle of it.

Yeah, that's a good book.

So it's very good.

We're recording tomorrow and I'll be finished with the book sometime today.

384 pages, I'm in.

I'm very much like in the headspace of the book.

Of course, I'll be getting out of it in two seconds once we start talking about whatever nonsense is on deck today, but that's kind of where I'm at.

Love that.

That's always like a good sign of a good book that like you literally like are in that universe.

Like you dream about the book.

Yeah, but this isn't really a book like you want to be dreaming about it's a little spooky scary skeletons but the way that it's written makes it takes the spook out of it a little bit well i'm gonna read it but next up on my list is um tattooist of auschwitz like i've never read it and it's like classic

classic book for the girlies you know the girlies love that book so actually what was so exciting about that is that when we were on our trip the house that we were staying in had like a bunch of bookshelves and they had like some pretty good books on it and they had the tattooist of auschwitz so i just took it but i put a book back i put the this book that I read that you had bought me from the local bookstore called The Other Half.

Yeah.

It was fine.

I put that on the shelf and took Tatooist of Auschwitz.

You think that's okay?

I do.

It's an exchange, though.

I will say their books, they didn't have a lot.

It was just like one bookshelf.

But the books that I had read that were on the shelf were all fire books.

So it made me feel like every other book that they had that I hadn't read, I would also really like because every book that they had that I had read was a five-star book.

And that's like how rental houses work.

Like hotels do that too, right?

They have like bookshelves where it's like the honor system.

You give and you take.

It's such a cute idea.

They didn't say that that's how this house was working.

I don't think it was because clearly the same person had chosen all of these books.

And I don't think the Tatooist of Auschwitz and the other half are congruent.

It's not an equal trade, but it's okay.

Sure.

Also, technically, Tatooist of Auschwitz is shorter and it was paperback and yours was longer and hardcover.

So you gave them a more expensive book.

So true.

The monetary value cannot be overlooked here.

The fiscal side of things.

Yes, but the emotional value, the mental

value.

But also the book, I took it, like it's red.

Like it's worn.

It's scratched.

It's, you know, the pages are crinkled.

Like somebody lived and loved this book and now it's time to pass it on.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I need to pick.

I have the next choice for the Redheads, but I'm so out of the loop on reading right now.

Like right now, I just read whatever the Redheads book is and then maybe like one other book during the month of something that I've seen that I like.

But I have like no idea what's popping.

I need to do a little bit of research.

I was actually maybe going to ask you for a recommendation.

me because you just read like 10 books anything in there that we should be reading for the red yes but you have to give me like guidance like what five star book five star book i read two unbelievable thrillers share

don't let her stay and behind closed doors i think i would select behind closed doors is don't let her stay by peter weber's mom don't let her

go

no very close though and these are the two from my trip that were probably or if you, I know you guys just did a celebrity memoir, but

not enough people are talking about Mike the Situation's book.

I keep trying to get people to read it.

It sounds so silly, like on the surface, like Mike the Situation wrote a memoir.

It's incredible.

Perhaps, though we just did a memoir, and I just wrote Elon.

So I'm ready for some fiction.

You said, what was the other book?

Don't Let Her Stay and.

Behind Closed Doors.

I don't know if I want like a thriller thriller because that's always like a good book.

It's really safe, but it's not like the best for a book club.

Like, cause there's not that much themes and overarching messaging to discuss.

It's just like, were you spooked or no?

Yeah, no.

Like, did you guess the plot or did you not?

Were you spooked?

Yes or no?

Are you still texting bitches?

Yes or no?

I love that that's come back into the fore this week.

That's the thing about the toast and about just like pop culture in general.

It's like you really never know what's going to

hit you and when.

And when is the bigger question.

Because that hit me.

Six years ago.

I was singing this in the cab yesterday.

It's something we've been saying recently that's like so random.

Shit.

Wait.

Just give me two seconds.

Okay.

I don't know.

It's like not even close to coming to me.

Okay.

But it'll come to me.

What was the thought?

What you were thinking?

Something you were saying is so random.

Like this phrase we've been using, like, it's so random and so not even recent but we've been saying it so much recently we need of the week

no no it was like a pop culture thing very similar to are you still texting bitches okay i'm sure we'll come back around to it whatever um we've got a great show today we've got stories we've got things in which to discuss oh i went to the meeting girls movie premiere last night you know it's a story so maybe you could share your personal yeah yeah experience in the story and that would kind of add value to the stories because it's like, oh, we had a reporter on the ground.

So I'll just shut the fuck up is what you want me to say.

I would say table it is what I would say.

Table it slash shut the fuck up.

I would never tell you to do that because I know you couldn't.

They try.

They try and they try and they try.

Do they even try?

To get me to shut the fuck up.

It's a futile effort.

But I can't.

Like some things in life are just guaranteed, you know?

And me not shutting the fuck up is one of them.

Death, taxes, and turdy talking.

Title.

Totally.

Death, taxes, and turdy talking.

Because we're always talking about taxes on this show.

Hey.

I don't feel like we talk about death that much because we could try to be positive queens, but it is just a natural part of life.

Yeah, it's the great equalizer.

That's my favorite thing to say, by the way, that death is the great equalizer.

Oh, I just like the term the great equalizer.

I feel like there are a couple things that are what else?

Like,

not to go there, but pooping.

We all do it.

We're all screaming, crying, throwing up, screaming for help, totally naked on the toilet.

Not even that.

Like everybody poops.

Yeah.

And everybody has like those days where they just have like really bad gas and their farts like smell kind of different, you know?

Are you having one of those days?

I actually was having them in Utah on our trip because something like the altitude they say gives you gas.

They call it the altitudes.

But like mine, we're a different breed in terms of fragrance.

I have like a crazy question.

I hate talking about flatulence.

You know I do.

But this question is something that I've been wondering a little bit.

It's like people who live in the altitude.

They get adjusted.

They adjust.

And when they come to like sea levels, when they come to New York.

I don't think so.

Are therefore it's different?

No, it's a good question.

If you live in like Colorado, Utah, any like mountainous area, drop a comment.

What is your flatulence like when you hit the states that aren't like turning?

When you hit sea level.

Sea level.

And then do you notice when you go back home, like things are a little crazy?

Right, right.

Whereas does it get crazy for you at sea level?

yeah are we just like living inverse experiences or you don't have these problems let us know

oh speaking of let us know the

community is divided is divided on our conversation from yesterday which you know what makes sense because like we're two rational people like we don't just say crazy things and we were so divided if i saw something and you saw something and we both really believe that we saw something it makes sense that fellow rational people would be split as well we didn't do a comment but if we had done a poll like it was legit 50 50 in terms of comments of people who agreed with me and people who agreed with you about whether or not Taylor Swift was upset by the comment.

And I'm okay with that.

Like I understand why everybody thought something, but I know that I saw something and I'm, I stand even more, and I read everyone's comments, like, and everyone who claimed that Taylor was mad in their reasoning, like made me even more fervent in my belief that she wasn't mad.

I am still fervent in mine, but are you seeing that

the backlash from Joe Koi's monologue is like that he offended Taylor Swift?

Like I saw paparazzi pictures, Joe Koi out and about, you know,

not bothered bothered by Taylor Swift drama.

Like, it's all about Joe versus Taylor.

It's Joe versus Taylor and Joe versus Barbie.

I didn't even know.

I didn't even see Joe versus Barbie.

By the way, that's why I brought it up yesterday because I feel like it really like makes Taylor like

thinking that she's mad.

And I really don't think that she's mad.

I feel like it makes her look bad.

It's like you go to an award show and part of it is like, there's a monologue and you're going to be poked fun at.

And as long as it's in good fun and it's not mean spirited, which it wasn't, it's okay.

So now it's like Taylor was offended when I don't think that she was.

I feel like it's making her look bad.

And like the Swifties, the Swift is getting mad on her behalf and like canceling Joe Koi.

Like, calm down.

It does make her look bad if she was mad about the comment because it wasn't offensive.

It was stupid and low-hanging,

but it wasn't like mean or below the belt or anything like that.

And I'm telling you, I like she's not mad.

Like I just, I know she's not.

Well, we're not going to re-litigate it.

And we feel how we feel.

And now we know how everyone else feels.

And I guess it's just kind of a great mystery.

Yeah.

And like, this is just one of the situations where it would be so nice

if she could just like, you know, send a tweet.

But even if she sent a tweet at this point, say she was mad when it came out and then she sees that being mad about it was, you know, a bad look, she could send a tweet and say, no, I wasn't mad.

I was like, like, we'll still never know.

We'll still never know how she felt in the moment.

Lie, girly.

Lie.

We'll never know.

Wait, also, did you make it a story that TMZ caught up with Timothy Chalamet and he had something to say?

No, I didn't.

But I was looking for just a story that I was going to bring during the outbreak.

So

I saw it on TikTok on my way to the toast.

So that's perfect for you.

Oh, thank you so much.

Now the stories are complete.

What else did I want to talk about?

You know,

I've been thinking about this thesis a lot, and I didn't want to share it on the toast till it was like fully formed.

Is it formed?

No, but I feel like with all the talk about like Taylor and the Barbie movie, like I want to talk about it.

Okay.

So I'm seeing this sort of thing being said a lot.

I think people have been saying it for many years.

I find myself saying it sometimes when it's like when we're criticizing a woman, it's like, you know, well, they would never criticize a man for this.

And it's so true.

And I saw this TikTok of a really old interview that Brittany Broski did.

She's a

podcaster/slash TikToker, very funny girl on TikTok.

I think, actually, I think you would really like her.

And she was talking about how, like, she can't get away with like half the shit that like her male comrades can't can get away with.

Like, and I think she was like talking a a lot about like the theo vaughn types you know and it's so true it's like you know if she got canceled like it would take her three times as long to bounce back as it would just like a male counterpart of hers and it's so true like women can't can't get like can't get away with anything and

and i love this conversation but i feel like a vital part of this conversation is missing

and the part of the conversation is like someone like theo vaughn can say something insane.

Like maybe there's like a little conversation backlash about it, but it's not going to really derail his career and it's not going to, you know, affect him in a real major way.

And the reason for that, and I think a lot of people, what we need to really understand about this part of the conversation is like, that's happening is because majority of Theovan's fans are men.

Yeah, that's what I was going to say.

Yeah, it's a part of the conversation.

When people say like, this would never happen to a man, I think the part of the conversation they're leaving out that is of utmost importance is that it would never happen to a man because let's say a man is listening to this podcast and a man hears something maybe he doesn't like or he doesn't agree with or he thinks is a little nuts.

What's the man going to do?

He's either going to to turn it off or he's just going to keep listening and move on with his life, go to work, you know, do what, do what men do.

I don't know what they do.

When a woman listens to a podcast and hears something that she doesn't like, what does she do?

Does she turn it off?

No.

Nine times out of 10, she's going to make it her mission to tear this person down, the woman who said that thing.

So we need to start including, like we need to start taking responsibility for like, well, so why?

Why would this not happen to a man?

Because men, male audiences are just different.

Like if they hear, they're not, they're not galvanized.

they're not gonna start petitions like they're not motivated in that way yeah that's not their behavior typically online and maybe it's not necessarily always a gender thing but i think you just have to ask the question of like who is this person's audience and also like are they conditioned to hearing things that they find offensive but if you like build an audience while being like so

peaceful that's true also that's true and then you want to go off the rails a little bit like that audience and be like hey hey what are you doing like that's not who we are.

But if you, from day one, like, you are yourself and you cultivate an audience who's used to hearing outlandish things, it doesn't make as much noise when you do something.

That's true, also.

Like, how you've acted up until this point, like, you're conditioning your audience to be receptive to crazy things or not crazy things.

That's very true, also.

I just thought it was really good.

But I do think, yeah, like the women are doing the canceling.

Right, right.

So, it's like the women are out here being like, well, this would never happen to a man, but the the women are also responsible for that sort of fallout.

They are.

Yeah.

So it needed to be said.

Yeah, I didn't know that was like a big conversation that's happening.

No, it's, it's, people always are just saying, like, this would never happen to a woman.

And it's so true.

And then recently I started thinking, I'm like, well, why?

Why would it never happen to a man?

Case by case, you need to give me like the exact people and their audience.

No, no, I'm not thinking about exact people.

I'm just thinking about the culture in general.

Yeah, but when we think about like those men who it wouldn't happen to, it's like, yeah, because they sent their careers like being brash.

And maybe that's why they're not somewhere else.

Maybe they'd be even further, but instead, they're doing what they're doing, and they found an audience of people who will tolerate it.

Yeah,

totally.

Well, thank you for that thought starter on this Tuesday morning.

Just always wanting to, you know, be moving the needle.

Yeah, I mean, that doesn't bode well for us because we have an all-female audience.

No, I know.

And I'm not like blaming the toasters.

I'm just like, I'm talking about

the people who are not.

You're not a great example of like

at one point having had an audience of sensitivos

and then you have to cultivate the audience you wish to see in the world.

Yeah, totally.

So I don't, it's not always just because of your chromosomes.

No, that's true also.

But I think something

like a relevant example is like what Matt Reife is doing.

Yeah.

Poorly.

Yeah.

But it's like, is there an example of a women's brand that has that sort of crazy crude brash humor with female audience that tolerates it like

i'm sure there are shows that exist maybe on a small level but not on a big level like a not in like the top 50 podcast right like no 30.

is it us

are we the renegades

Like no, we're not even that crazy.

We're sitting and talking about Taylor Swift all day.

We're not even that crazy.

But

no, there's not.

There's not to answer your question.

And that's the question, I think.

Why?

Where are they?

I'll tell you where they are.

Like, they can't do it.

They get destroyed before they reach any sort of level of success because women are the cancelers of the internet.

Like, female consumers are the ones, you know, emailing brands to be like, you're supporting a podcast.

I one time said this.

Like, have you seen this tweet?

Like, women are the one doing that.

Men are not doing that.

Wow.

They can't get out of the gate.

It makes me want to do something crazy.

I know, just for the sake of being that person.

Just to say that we can.

Yeah, no, I'm telling you, I'm onto something with this thesis.

I think it's like still a work in progress, and I would love to hear anyone's thoughts, but like,

and maybe we're forgetting someone who's like a major female show that says something crazy.

No, I think there's a lot of female shows that like

not aren't crazy, but like toe the line, you know,

are honest, but not offensive.

Like, I feel like Heather McDonald.

No, she's not even remotely controversial.

Yeah.

Like, and the fact that we're thinking like Theo Vaughn and Heather McDonald, like, the two couldn't be on more different planets.

Yeah, no, but they're not.

That's what I'm saying.

Like, for women, you have to be

Netflix special that's like the female, like, Ricky Gervais.

Or Dave Chappelle.

No, no.

No, exactly.

And that's literally the point of what I'm saying.

So it's like, yeah, a woman can never get away with this.

But why?

Because of women.

And it's like, and who has tried?

That's like...

The last one to really ever do it.

Like, is Joan.

Roseanne.

Roseanne, kind of like Kathy Griffin, but not really.

Not really.

Yeah, there's not.

And we need to ask ourselves why.

We never stop asking why.

Yeah.

I feel like we're getting to the root of something here.

I don't know what it is.

It's a whip, a work in progress.

Okay.

Thesis.

Well, again, thank you for that Thought Starter.

You're welcome.

I haven't really questioned gender dynamics on the internet in a while.

Oh my God, it's literally all I think about.

That's funny.

Oh, and you know what else made me think about this?

Oh, I'm so glad you just brought that up.

Really, what was the catalyst for this thesis?

is because when Ben first started his podcast with Josh, I would listen to every single episode because Ben is not, Ben doesn't understand the internet.

Like Ben's just a normal guy who like has thoughts and doesn't realize like it could be problematic.

So I would like listen to every episode.

I was so petrified for Ben.

I'm like, you can't say this, you can't say that.

And, you know, Josh is in the media and Josh, like, you know, is very media trained and sensitive.

And he's smart and he understands like the way the world works.

So he wouldn't ever say or put anything out there.

And I very slowly stopped listening to their episodes because I'm like, I can't listen to every single and edit every single one of the episodes for them.

Like another two a week.

I'm like, please, like, you're on your own.

You're grown up.

I gave you the tools.

Here, what you do with them is up to you.

And I would like tune into episodes like months later and they would be saying like kind of crazy stuff.

Nothing.

Nothing.

And I'm like, oh, that's interesting.

That's really what made me start the journey of

this thesis and this thought process and this line of thinking.

Got it.

Is there anything you want to do about it?

No, no, no.

I'm just, I want to like, I think we should all be aware.

Like the next time you're a woman who says something like, well, this would never happen to a man.

I want you to sit back and think, like, are you a woman who has torn down another woman for doing something that you don't like or that you don't agree with because you are the problem yeah

i don't do that like i don't tear down other women i'm not the problem

i don't email brands no i don't email brands even if there's a woman out there who i think is like vile who i hate like okay i'll just hate her like from the comfort of my own bedroom i'm not gonna like write us uh essay about right or like and they have like a brand like and that brand is platforming someone who is vile and i hate like right i just won't shop the brand right i'm not gonna like like start a whole thing.

Yeah.

Okay.

Well let's get into the stories.

Yeah.

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Our first story, the saga, continues.

Speaking of a Ja and an Ah who are feuding, Jimmy Kimmel calls on Aaron Rodgers to apologize for his Epstein comments during a scorching monologue.

So, Jimmy Campbell's delivered a monologue on his show going in on Aaron Rodgers for what he said about the list.

He said, quote, he said I was hoping it wouldn't come out and that he was going to pop a bottle of something to celebrate when he did.

And then it did come out.

And of course, my name wasn't on it and isn't on it and won't ever be on.

He clarified that he didn't know Jeffrey Epstein, claiming they never even met.

He said, I'm not on the list.

I was not on a plane or an island or anything ever.

I suggested that if Aaron wanted to make false and very damaging statements like that, we should do it in court so that he can share his proof proof with the judge.

So Jimmy said that Aaron may have gone after him for criticizing Aaron in the past.

And while Jimmy believes that athletes have every right to discuss current events, he said there's a difference between trash talk and spreading disinformation.

So I watched this 10-minute thing.

Okay.

10 minutes, okay?

And

I want to give credit to Jimmy Kimmel because he did admit that he started this.

And he actually ran the clip of what he had said that really started this like random feud.

Cause I guess a lot of people are like, how the fuck do these two even know each other?

So respect there.

Like for picking back i was just looking up the original um feud starting

comment

what did he show he didn't show so he basically when he like had first mentioned aaron rodgers he basically called him like dumb called him um

what did he say was it the thing about the vaccine

soft brain yeah it was about the vaccine but then he like it wasn't even so much about what aaron had said about the vaccine it was like why we shouldn't be trusting Aaron Rodgers basically like he's a moron.

Like it was mean spirited.

Like he like he was poking, he was poking the bear.

The kill myself with Crystals thing?

Did he say that?

That wasn't included in the clip.

Okay.

Okay.

However, so honestly, respect for owning the fact that you started this.

Like this is why we're talking about you too, and that's why this is going on.

Now, I do feel as though, given this, you know, feud, Jimmy Kimmel has been vindicated.

Everyone knows that his name was not on the list.

Jimmy Kimmel is in an interesting spot.

And I really feel like at this point, at this juncture, Jimmy Kimmel should shut the fuck up because like for a, and we forget because nobody watches the Jimmy Kimmel show like night after night, but people forget that like Jimmy Kimmel gets on his show and for the first 15 minutes, like he just makes fun of people.

And it's, yeah, it's good fun, yada, yada.

But like he makes fun of people on this huge network on this huge platform.

And there's really never any like

backlash or kind of fallout from that, mostly because I don't think really anyone watches his show.

But like, that's what you do for a living.

And like like somebody said something about you one time and like you're making a federal case out of it.

Like, grow up.

Yeah.

Like, come on.

And I don't know.

It's just like not a good look.

Like, and it's mostly because like these two couldn't be more different politically, but like it's just not a good look.

It's giving very much like shut up and sing, shut up and dribble, you know?

Like.

Oh, like that Aaron doesn't have a right to have an opinion about because he went to community college and he's an athlete.

It was so like really condescending and derogatory, that whole community college thing.

Yeah, and very elitist.

Also, Jimmy's whole thing was like, you know, when we make a mistake, like we apologize and that Aaron should apologize to him.

But I also think if you look back at the origin of their feud and the whole Aaron Rodgers drama to begin with, when he said like he was immunized, but he didn't have the vaccine.

He had just had COVID.

Oh, I didn't know that that was a thing.

Okay, so wait, say that again?

So when the NFL was like mandating that players get the vaccine and Aaron Rodgers refused to get it, he said that he was already immunized because he had already had COVID and he had natural immunity.

Antibodies.

And at the time, that was not enough for people and they wanted him to still get the vaccine.

But we have since learned that natural immunity is more preventative against COVID than the vaccine was.

So got it.

So he wasn't lying.

He wasn't lying.

Time has proven him to be right.

So if I were Jimmy Kimmel, I would stop bringing it up.

And if you want people to apologize for when they were wrong, well, Jimmy, you were wrong about that.

No, and also, like, are we seriously talking about COVID right now?

Like, grow up, like, move on.

I have moved on.

Like, we have all blocked out those horrendous years.

And the people who were like policing vaccinations should just like quietly sit

and shut up

and not keep bringing it up because like you were not right.

No, 1000%.

And your behavior was wrong.

And Jimmy Kibbles really just like not in a position to be like the moral high ground on like shit talking when it's literally what you do for a living, you know?

Like you poke fun at so many people all the time.

And it's like.

No, and then someone pokes fun at you and it's like, well, it's not poking fun.

It's disinformation.

No, and and like we're taking this to court like calm down and again he didn't say jimmy's on the list he said jimmy will be nervous jimmy doesn't want the list to come out which as we stated yesterday like of course that's shit talking and it makes you think oh jimmy's on the list but in a court of law other things in a court of law and as we talked about last week 170 people were on the list or was it a thousand

no it wasn't no not even to say on the list like it makes it seem like there's a list and here are the pedophiles right names Names in the docks.

Yeah, right, right, right.

A lot of those names were nothing burgers.

It was like, did you meet this person?

No.

Okay, but you're not.

Doncei and Jay-Z were in the docks.

Kate Blanchette was in the dock.

Leonardo DiCaprio was in the dock.

Like, just because you're in the dock, of course, doesn't mean you're a pedophile.

But now, no, you can also, you know, be on the list and be a pedophile.

I just think that's worth mentioning.

But this feud is just so, first of all, random.

Second of all, what I, now that I've actually, now that I'm invested in this feud and I've learned all this information against my will, I've learned that Jimmy Kimmel started this.

Jimmy Kimmel, really, now that I'm like thinking about Jimmy Kimmel and his career and like, you know, his place in culture,

really doesn't have a like to stand on, like to be mad at someone for saying something on a show about him when he gets up every day and like says stuff about people on his show.

Like, that's what he does for a living.

Like, that would, like, it's just

not right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Right.

So, I don't know.

He's kind of cementing the weenie of the week.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Let's see if Aaron Rodgers responds.

Also, to give your entire monologue to like this one throwaway comment that Aaron made, and you already like dispelled it on Twitter and like went full force.

No, Jackie, I'm telling you, Jimmy Kimmel has made this such a big.

When the original sin of Aaron Rodgers was actually like, he's been vindicated.

Jackie, we have not

spoken about Jimmy Kimmel like in depth, probably ever on this show.

I don't think about Jimmy Kimmel.

I don't think most people do.

He's just like kind of a fixture in culture.

Industry plan.

Yeah.

Yeah, industry plan.

So the fact that this is such a big story is only because Jimmy Kimmel responded.

Have we ever, like, who the hell cares?

Jimmy, I mean, Aaron Rodgers goes on the Pat McAfee show a hundred times a week.

Like, he's like, they're always just like talking about stuff.

It never becomes newsworthy.

It wasn't even newsworthy when he said it.

Jimmy Kimmel responding made it newsworthy.

So now we're all talking about Jimmy Kimmel and pedophilia.

We weren't talking about it before.

Right.

And the documents came out and Jimmy Kimmel wasn't on it.

He could have just let the evidence speak for itself.

Right.

But no, now here we are, like every sentence is Jimmy Kimmel ex pedophilia.

No, and we're re-litigating the entire fight and looking back at the origins and Jimmy's not looking great.

No, he's not.

So he may be, now maybe he'll stop.

But I don't know.

Now, does Aaron say something?

Right.

I honestly think if anyone can get this message to Aaron, like, I think Aaron shouldn't respond because, like, leaving Jimmy Kimmel with this like dick hanging out, he did a 10-minute monologue on his like major network show about Aaron Rodgers.

And if Aaron Rodgers just like doesn't respond, I think that'll be for the best.

I think he should respond.

And I'm not even going to tell him what to say because I'm sure he has a fire flames response on his own.

Also, Jimmy Kimmel ended his monologue with another joke about like two A's because remember when he tweeted about Aaron Rodgers, he called him a asshole, like two A's in Aaron, two A's and asshole.

Like, I actually thought that was funny.

He did it again, and it's like, okay.

The one that his grades in college, he got two A's and they were.

There were only two A's on Aaron's report card, and they were both in his name.

He was basically calling him dumb singing.

He went to community college.

He didn't graduate college, which is such a

condescending and bad

look.

Like everything.

Like, it's a terrible, like, it was at the very top of the monologue.

And after, after, like, after that, I really wasn't going to be on Jimmy Kimmel's side.

Like, I listened in good faith.

Like, I opened the monologue with open ears, like, to hear what he he was saying.

And he just, he came off like an elitist asshole.

Yeah.

I look forward to a response.

Yeah, we'll see.

The saga is so, like, so dumb and crazy.

Yeah.

Are you ready for our next story?

Someone else who's responding.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

Timothy Chalamay says there's no drama between Kylie and Selena.

Everyone's all good.

So Timothy ran into TMZ out and about in LA.

As Turdy let us know, he was walking around Beverly Hills on Monday night trying to lay low with his hood on, But a TMZ photog spotted him and

attempted to chat him up about all things Golden Globe.

They asked if the rumors that his girlfriend Kylie denied Selena a photo of him and her were true.

And after a lot of playful back and forth, he said it's BS.

So.

Wait, the crazy thing about this video, if you watch the whole thing, is that this photographer is standing outside of an institution waiting for someone else.

She is waiting for, I think his name is DDG, the guy that Hallie Bailey just had a baby with.

So

upon great fortune, this photographer happens to be there at the same time Timothy Chalamet is leaving this facility.

She cannot believe her luck.

She starts chasing him down the street and he's like, how did you find me?

And she's like, oh my God, I was waiting outside this building for DDG.

He goes, who is that?

It's like the craziest saga.

And she keeps asking him questions about, did, you know, Kylie deny Selena a photo?

Is there any beef between Kylie and Selena?

And he is not responding, but eventually at the very end of the video, he said, like, this whole thing, when asked the question, do Kylie and and Selena have beef?

He said, no, this is BS.

Now,

I believe it's BS because I don't believe Kylie would like deny a photo.

Like it's just weird, especially in like a public place where people could see that.

However, I think we're all forgetting about eyebrow gait.

Well, I just want to say one thing because we had a lot of disagreements yesterday, but one thing that I'm now on your side on is I had seen more of the video.

And I do agree with you that Selena was telling the girls that she asked to get a picture with Timothy and Kylie said no.

And then Kelly said with Timothy about a picture.

And now, even though he just debunked it, I believe more than ever, like there was a picture that was attempted.

But I do think I don't, no, I, by the way, what I said yesterday was that Kelly Terry, Terry, Speller, tell it.

Kerry, oh my God.

Kelly Sperry Teller 100% said with Timothy?

Of course.

But I don't know what Selena said.

I think it was about a picture, but I don't think it it was like Selena wanted a selfie with Timothy that Kylie said no to.

I think she wanted to take like a group picture with the photographer because there were a lot of pictures of Selena with celebrities.

And I just want to say like, if Kylie Jenner hates Selena Gomez, sorry, she has every right to based on eyelash brow Haley Bieber gate.

And first of all, Haley Bieber is like a lifelong family friend of the Kardashians.

And I'm sorry, like Selena Gomez has been horrible.

And she has like encouraged really sort of toxic fan behavior, not helped really at all.

And I'm sorry, even if they hate her.

You're the villain of Haley's life.

If they hate her, sorry, they're allowed to.

And we're not taking a picture with you.

No, I completely agree.

So that to me, I understand why Selena wanted a picture.

And by the way, Selena has never like outright done anything, like to be like, fuck Haley.

So I could see her going over there and being like, what's wrong?

Like, I didn't do anything.

Like, let's take a picture of Kylie.

And like literally eyebrowgate, which was less than a year ago, which was so nuts and really sent so much negativity and toxicity and hatred towards Haley and Kylie's way for no fucking reason.

Sorry, she has every right to say no.

Yeah, I agree.

I would say that.

But I don't think she said no.

I just want to say.

Oh, I think she did.

I think she did.

I think Kylie won a picture with, you know, rainy day in New York.

I mean, Selena did, and Kylie would be in it because her and Timothy are attached to the hip and it would be a group photo.

And Kylie said no.

Like, I'm not like that picture would be everywhere.

That would hurt Haley's feelings.

That would like look like Kylie endorses this behavior.

No, no picture.

With Timothy?

Yeah, no.

Yeah, no.

So Timothy's saying it's all BS, but he could be saying that about like any part of the beef.

No, but he's going to protect.

In the words of Gypsy Rose, like, that's his queen, you know?

And she's just being herself.

And

like, he's going to, you know, lie and protect if that's the case.

And I think that's fine.

Yeah.

So obsessed with those two.

But I have.

Come to the realization that that's what she was saying, Selena.

Oh, so you're fully believe yeah I'm not totally convinced I definitely think they were talking shit about like something with Kylie and Timothy right what else I guess why do people think it's a picture though but I feel like Selena like got a lot of pics with people

like at the event like I've just seen her like in a lot of pictures by the way there was so much camera footage so much everything like wouldn't we see something of like

Selena going over there?

Like I didn't see her even near that table.

I don't know.

There's so many tables and there's like not enough cameras.

No, I know.

I don't know, anyways.

Timothy says it's all good.

It's not all good.

It's not, but thanks for like trying, Timothy.

Thanks for trying.

But I just want you to know: like, if you and Kylie did say no, like, you have every right to.

Like, based on, like, you can't just act however you want and then, like, think there are no repercussions.

Like, I'm sorry, like, you and this crate and your fans, like, really were nuts.

And sorry, maybe not going to get a picture because of it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Our next story: we have a behind-the-scenes exclusive from our reporter Turdy Lou on the ground at the Mean Girls New York City premiere.

Red Carpet was last night.

Lindsay Lohan showed up.

Everyone was shook, but it was star-studded.

The stars of the movie, old and new, the influencers came out.

The music, because they made like a bunch of original music.

Meg the Stallion was there.

I think Billie Eilish was there, no?

Maybe I made that up, actually.

I didn't see her yet, but no, Lindsay lindsay lohan meg the stallion renee rapp busy phillips

regina's mom yeah okay can we talk about meeting girls because like i'm actually really excited to see it and last night was the premiere and i did go and there was a screening my book club was meeting so i couldn't stay for the actual movie and i also i didn't want to watch a movie like that i'm excited to see in a dress and heels and full glam like i like to go to the movies like looking like a rat so that's what i will be doing um so i didn't see the movie which i'm sorry like that would be so much more interesting if i could like talk about the movie um but i am really excited to see the movie i think there's a lot of really great things about the movie like I think Renee Rapp is a perfect cast.

I'm excited that it's a musical.

I love that Tina Faye is in it.

I believe Lindsay Lohan is the guidance counselor.

Oh, no, that was in the Walmart thing.

I'm conflating the two also.

Actually, maybe Lindsay Lohan's not in it.

Whatever.

But I do want to say, like, I do think a miscast, and it's not fair because I haven't seen it yet, but like, I don't think Busy Phillips is a good Amy Poehler.

And I think that's, like, a really important role.

And I think they could have done better.

I'm sorry.

Wait till you see it.

You know, I get it.

I'll reserve judgment.

Yeah.

But like the clips, the clips that I've seen, it's just like, it's cringe.

Yeah.

I feel like this movie kind of came out in stealth mode, which I appreciate.

Like all of a sudden, it's here.

It's like they're not.

They announced it.

Yeah.

Bus club, another club premiere.

It's out on the 12th in three days.

And I like that.

I just like, I hope people don't miss it.

But I guess I'm not like the most plugged.

I don't turn on my TV.

So I don't see commercials.

I'm not on TikTok.

So I don't see like ads.

So maybe everyone else knows about it.

I will say it's not everywhere.

Yeah, and they're not really advertising that it's a musical because apparently people don't like musicals.

So they want to get people in the theater and then like surprise them with the fact that it's a musical.

So this promo and this marketing strategy for Mean Girls has kind of blown open this sort of like open secret in Hollywood is that like when you have a musical,

you don't market musicals as musicals unless it's like undeniably a musical like hairspray, you know?

They don't market it as musicals because you're kind of it's not that people don't like musicals It's just that musicals have a very sort of niche audience and when you market something as musical you're really only gonna market towards those people whereas this movie is,

first of all, it's universal.

Like everyone can see themselves in this movie.

Like, Mean Girls is a timeless story.

And if you were to market as a musical, you would be pigeonholing yourself.

And I understand why they didn't.

Yeah, but it's going to be shocking for some people.

It's going to be shocking.

When Renee Rapp is sitting at the table and she's like, oh,

yeah.

Like, what?

I really want to see this.

Me too.

And I think it'll be like a fun outing.

Yeah.

Okay, great.

So did you you see anything on the carpet that you need to report back?

No, but I did see the girl who invented when you know.

No words to the Nessa.

Oh, gosh.

Sing on.

Did you talk to her?

Sing on.

No, I was like kind of nervous.

And she like, she didn't look like she wanted to talk to me.

That's classic turdy.

Yeah, but do you want to play?

No.

Okay.

Are you ready for our next story?

Yeah.

Oh, no.

What story?

Four.

Oh, my God.

No, I'm not ready.

Stop, stop, pause, pause, cut.

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I'm so hungry.

What are you having for lunch?

Saqqara.

Oh, right.

Oh, but I don't know what like my meat, my lunch meal is.

It's always, it's usually a bomb salad, which is all I ever really want for lunch, even if I'm not doing Saqqara.

And that's why I like Saqqara because it's like a nice juicy salad that's nice I know it doesn't sound that appetizing but if you're a salad lover

salad I actually really like salad are you a salad lover I am like even if I don't have to be eating a salad I like a salad there's so much you could do with it dress it up dress it down That's crazy.

Like I tolerate salads these days.

I don't love them.

Especially when I'm pregnant.

Like I really just crave like a fresh, juicy salad.

I'm so hungry.

What are you going to have for lunch?

I'm torn.

I'm torn.

So there are two places by the studio that feel like everybody.

Everybody knows Turdy's War Bowls.

Past diversion or wood.

Turdies were both, but there's also a place I like to get a wrap from.

I don't do it all the time.

Yesterday I did it.

It was disgusting.

I kept like having to spit out the lettuce.

It tasted like there was plastic.

Oh, I know where you get your wrap from.

They kind of have quality control and you never know if you're going to find a finger.

So like the fuck, now I'm like, I really do want the wrap.

I got to go to Lenny's, Lenwich.

They have the best wraps go to Lenwich.

There's like not one near me

There's one near-ish.

Maybe I could order.

There's one yeah, you could order.

Why don't you place it now?

Maybe because I'm just not sure.

Like I'm just not sure.

I didn't have breakfast.

I'm really hungry.

I feel like I'm gonna faint.

I didn't get a chance to eat my breakfast yet either.

So I get to eat my cigar breakfast and lunch together super full.

Like a big part of my health journey has been eating breakfast.

I never used to eat breakfast.

And I know you're going to say like eating more is your

breakfast is really the most important meal of the day it really is it gets your metabolism started like you can't really start your metabolism and like burning calories until you stoke it with breakfast no and today was just like kind of busy in the morning because you had like this you had a doctor's appointment we thought we were gonna move the time like so i was just like kind of like mulling about and like start my day and then i was like oh shit i gotta get dressed and run to the studio so usually i'll have a lot of people suggested uh because i was looking for protein bars and a lot of people suggested bare bell and i have been eating them and i just want to say it was a good suggestion thank you so much oh nice.

You know I love my Gomacros.

Yeah, Gomacro's good.

Protein, I mean, not protein, perfect bar is also good.

Yeah.

I sometimes have a banana.

Sometimes I have Cheerios and yogurt.

I've been like really getting into breakfast.

Breakfast is hard for me because I don't like eggs.

Okay.

You know what I usually eat for breakfast?

That's very filling?

Oatmeal.

Oatmeal.

Also, don't like oatmeal.

Love cream of wheat.

I feel like oatmeal is a little hardier.

It is.

Cream of wheat is so good, but like you, like you need to have 10 pack packets before you feel full.

Yeah, it's just like a liquid.

Oatmeal is

so like putting it density.

Putting cream of wheat in a big mug and like wearing a cardigan is like, like it's so cozy.

You got to have that dense oatmeal.

I need to get cream of wheat for my house.

I need to write that down.

I am sorry.

What was the fourth story?

Raquel Levis is blasting Tom Sandoval for playing the victim on post-Scandoval podcast.

So Raquel, which we didn't even mention, came out with a podcast of her own called Rachel Goes Rogue.

Well, she released a trailer and like the artwork like a month ago.

And now she's talking about Tom doing an interview on Two Tees in a Pod.

And she said,

Yeah.

Oh.

She said, I know that he's really trying to milk the victim role to make himself look better, I think, but in reality, it's making him look worse.

She accused him of playing the offensive after finding out that she was releasing her own podcast to share her side of the story.

She shared her unfiltered opinion after a clip from his recent appearance on Two Tees in a Pod was played.

In the short video, he claimed he was fully in love with Arkel and said it was very heartbreaking that they no longer have a relationship.

She admitted that she already listened to the interview maybe five times and it made her sick to her stomach.

Quote, I've never had this,

oops, hold on.

I've never had this physical reaction before, but I felt like I was going to be sick because his voice repulsed me.

And I'm like, okay, this is a good sign, she continued.

She confessed that hearing him say he missed her and loved her was vindicating, but she still felt like he was victim blaming.

It seemed like he really did a flip on me and he really threw me under the bus and he was okay with it.

And it seemed like he was doing a lot of victim blaming and not taking accountability and owning up and maybe standing up for me a little bit.

She added that if he really did love me, then he probably would not say something like that.

So, yeah, she did this podcast.

She talked a lot about Tom.

She also talked a lot about the dog, saying, like, you know, standing by that, like, the dog had a lot of behavioral issues.

And then James, like, was posting on Instagram yesterday and being like, the dog is fine.

And it's just kind of crazy how, like, Raquel's really the only person we haven't heard from.

And I think her perspective is probably the most unique and the most

like she will have the most to say.

Yeah.

And also, like, Tom Sandoval is a boldface liar.

Yeah.

So whatever.

I don't know what about like hearing her snippets of the podcast, like kind of did nothing for me.

It's like, either like Scandival is just truly over, like,

and I think it is, or it's just like, I've lost flavor for this story.

Like, I didn't care to hear Raquel when this whole time, like, the only person who I really did want to hear from was Raquel.

Yeah, I agree with the rollout of her response just kind of took any sort of interest away.

Like first, she went on, first she was MIA.

Then she did Bethany's podcast.

Oh, yeah, that was a bad call.

Yeah.

And now she has a podcast of her own, which also doesn't really sit right with me because, like, if you're going to be a podcaster, then you should go back on Vanderpump Rules because, like, the two go hand in hand.

It will be good for your podcast and you're still going to be in the public eye.

So you don't have to worry about like the mental health consequences of being on the show because you're still choosing to be in the public eye.

So, and it's good for your podcast to be on a reality show.

Yep.

So I was glad when she wasn't going back to Vanderpump Rules because I was like, oh, she's going to live a more private life and focus on herself.

And I think the taste of fame, you know, she, it wasn't what was best for her.

And she really needs like to take a step back.

So now she's just taken half a step back and I don't get it.

Yeah.

No, I don't think there's been like a lot of thoughtful strategy put into like her quote-unquote comeback or her reaction to all this.

I think it's actually been very like human.

I think she's like taken her time and, you know, thought what

is doing what she thinks is best, not returning to the show, but like still remaining somewhat, like, I think she's really just like, she's not planning this in any sort of like strategic or meticulous way.

She's just like doing what she thinks is best.

But I, at this point, like, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm settled like with Scandinava.

Like, I've, like, I'm fine.

Yeah, at least until the show comes back.

But yeah, I agree.

She's not being strategic, nor does she need to be or should be.

But if you're going to have a podcast, then yeah, you need some strategy.

You need PR.

You need listeners.

Like, so it's,

you know, you got to jump in with both feet or not.

Yeah.

Agreed.

Or not.

Or not.

Yeah.

I was hoping for the or not route.

Yeah, I think it would just be best for her.

Yeah.

Our fifth and final story, a little throwback.

Okay.

Are you ready to be thrown back?

Whoosh.

To the Spice Girls days, because Spice Girls Melby says

she's staying mum on the meaning of zigga-zig ah lyric from the song Wannabe.

She said it's a group secret.

Oh, I never thought it meant anything.

Me neither, but during an interview on Monday's episode of Today with Hoda and Jenna, she was asked to explain the gibberish lyric from the Spice Girls signature hit Wannabe and chose to keep its meaning to herself, claiming it's a group secret.

She co-wrote the chart-topping song with her fellow Spice Girls members, as well as producers, and those are the only people she wants to know the meaning of.

Zigga-Zig.

Ah.

Well, like, I'm annoyed because I never used to sit and wonder if it meant something.

I just assumed it was like music things.

Yeah.

Forget, forget.

You know, like, I never thought it meant anything.

Now that I know it does, like, now I need to know.

She said, it's a group secret, but you can make of it what you want.

I made up that word and I can't tell you.

If I do, I will have to kill you.

And we don't want to do that.

We love you both.

Speaking of Spice Girls, I just saw Victoria Beckham posting like a lovely tribute to Nicola Pelts for her birthday.

Terry DeLou, I thought about making it a story, but it's not enough of a story just to say that Victoria Beckham and her daughter-in-law are really getting it all along now.

By the way, for other people, like it's not a story, but for these two, like I am so...

enamored.

I am obsessed.

Like it was a perfect storm of like their wedding, Nicola and Brooklyn becoming like this big thing.

Then, also the

Beckham documentary and people becoming obsessed with Victoria and David.

Like, these last couple of years have just been really good for the Beckham family.

Like, I'm obsessed.

I need a Beckham family reality show.

So, I'm sorry.

Like, it is enough of a story for me.

No, it's enough of a story.

Especially because of what we've been talking for years about these two feuding.

These two have been feuding.

Like, Brooklyn was so on the outs with his family.

He married this.

You cannot tell me otherwise.

No, no, he was.

Like, you could see it because the way that they're posting now, they weren't posting then.

Yep.

There was a vacuum.

And I'm sorry.

Like, I do think it's rude that.

And maybe, maybe it's not, but like, I think she should have worn something Victoria Beckham to her wedding.

Like, I do.

Right, but we don't know that that wasn't Victoria being like, I'm not dressing you, Wench.

So true.

Oh, my God.

We don't know, like, where the Discord started,

but there were a few years where like Brooklyn was not always seen with his family or like with Nicola.

There wasn't harmony.

And now there is harmony up the wazoo.

I don't know.

I feel like they just had a family meeting and they were like, Tabula Rasa.

Yeah.

Let's try this again.

Because they are like a really close family.

And it was sad when Brooklyn like loves his wife so much, but they're not with the rest of the family who are always together and very loving.

And the parents are very loving.

And like, it's like, why would Brooklyn have fallen out from that?

1000%.

It was sad.

Knowing like that this is what it could have been like, like

seeing how they're acting now makes me even more resolute that like there was something wrong.

Of Of course.

No, no, no.

I don't feel the need to prove that there was something wrong before.

Like, it's all the evidence is there.

And listen, they're human beings.

Planning a wedding is stressful.

Like, your families are gonna butt heads.

Like, it's, it's normal.

And the fact that they've bounced back in kind of a quick turnaround, I'm happy for them.

I'm very happy for them.

It looks like Nicola and Victoria are really getting along.

And when you

get down to brass tax, they are very similar.

No, boys always marry girls who remind them of their mothers.

Like, it's so true.

And these two are a perfect example of that.

They're just like

fashionistas like they're they're so similar yeah no they look alike they're extremely posh yep and i love i like i'm obsessed with nicola she's one of my favorite people to follow on instagram i agree and she's always posting a lot of good content like she uses her digital camera she takes quality photos she dresses nice she shows us her life it's good a little lip gloss a little lipstick thank you yeah and um for me it's enough for her to just be like an influencer of course she's also an actress and director producer She has her new film coming out, which she's also promoting.

But I like the beach pics with the family, me too, and Christmas at Grandma's.

Yeah,

and like a lot of Selena Gomez.

Oh, yeah.

She's like a

I feel like the term third wheel is like derogatory, but like she's like always hanging out with them.

I've never heard that it's derogatory.

I mean, it is just it makes the person sound like a loser.

So,

um,

um,

maybe that's what Selena was trying to do with Kylie and Timite.

Yeah.

Become like the new,

even though Selena has a boyfriend now.

She posted a lot of pictures with Benny.

She did.

Why wasn't he there?

I don't know.

I'm sure she got a plus one.

Yeah, if she wanted to.

Yeah.

Yeah, but they did post like a lot of smooch and pics.

Yeah, yeah.

So those are the fast five stories.

Feel as though you needed to know them.

I cannot wait to wrap the show up because I've literally, I'm a bottomless pit of hunger.

Like I've never been so hungry in my life.

Oh, and speaking of hunger, right after this, I'm recording a solo pod, which I like kind of never do, but I always like want to do just to like try it out.

You know, it's like really hard.

Let's talk about what you said.

She said she wanted to brush up on her solo podcasting skills.

Because I'm leaving Jackie for my own show.

Why, Turdy?

Like, why do you need to brush up on that?

Because you know what?

There's just like something you want to prove to yourself that you can do.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Like it's a challenge.

For an artist, like for someone who does this for a craft, like it's an extremely hard.

I would say it's like a top-tier level thing that only like certain podcasters can do.

And I've done it maybe twice when you were on maternity leave the first time.

I did my smut books one, like I've done like two or three, always on Patreon because I feel like that's where I can just sort of like express myself in an honest way.

And I had been asked to do a part two about Ozempic, so I'm going to do that.

And I don't really need you for that, you know?

So I feel like, what's a better episode than to brush up on my skills?

Maybe you want to do one too.

Yeah, I guess it would be really convenient if both of us were proficient in solo podcasting.

That's not why people tune in.

They tune in for the girlies.

Oh, they turn, they tune in for this song and dance.

Yeah.

But every now and then, like, and I do want to brush up on my skills.

I want to try it.

And I have a lot to say about Ozempic.

So I'm going to do it.

And when it's the question and answer, it's very easy to do it by yourself.

Right.

But no, because imagine like every time someone couldn't do it, it was like no different to just do it by yourself.

But that's not how it works around here.

Just imagine.

Right.

So I'm going to be doing that today.

So make sure to tune into the Patreon for that.

And we've got

Spirit, yes, we do.

We've got Spirit.

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