The Name on Everyone's Lips: Friday, January 5th, 2024

Good morning, Millennials.

Welcome back to the toast.

It's Happy Friday.

I think I like this little life.

Claudia cannot stop singing that.

Do you know what that is?

It's a sound.

Yeah, it's like this sound people are using on social media to like put videos to like little clips together of like how amazing their life is.

But like the the community on TikTok, like they've turned it on its head and now if you use it, like it's so cringy.

Like everybody's making fun of it.

I think I this little lie.

So, are you

now on the

for lack of a better word?

It's an offensive word, but like the bandwagon of TikTokers making fun of the sound.

I'm on the bandwagon of like whatever's cool at the moment.

Like, I have no scruples, I have absolutely no principles, I have no spine, like whatever everyone says, I agree.

I agree too, but you know what is cool at the moment?

Let me think: us,

yeah, the toast, Checky, at the moment, the toast is business at all moments.

It's true.

It's true.

But in this moment in particular, because we're back, yesterday was the first show of the year.

Everyone was so excited.

And then yesterday afternoon, I was just sitting around minding my business.

And you know what?

It came to me as I was minding my own business.

Oh, our seventh season theme song?

Seventh Heaven.

When I see those happy faces smiling back at me.

Seventh heaven.

You are mindful.

By the way, I've literally never heard this song in my life you would and i was surprised no one commented it and i didn't even have to google it it just came to me like are you sure are you sure you're not making it up i'm pretty sure i really should have googled like the whole lyrics because honestly i don't know a lot but i do know that this sounds like a made-up song seventh heaven like it sounds fake because the show was fake

That is true.

It's not a real family.

It was, no, of course it was a drama, but like the show itself, like, was 7th Heaven in a simulation?

Is that a real jacket?

I'm so glad you brought this up.

Seventh Heaven wasn't real.

I feel like it was a mirage and maybe something that like we invented in our childhood.

I did want to circle back to something you brought up, which was yesterday's episode.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

And I want you to ask me how many times I watched yesterday's episode.

How many times did you watch yesterday's episode?

Twice.

Like, I never even watched it once.

It was so good.

I was cackling.

I told all my friends, I'm like, you guys, you have to listen to this podcast.

It's so good.

Like, we were really on one yesterday.

We were just being hysterical.

We had all this like pent up

energy and like communication.

Yeah.

So good.

Was there anything in particular that made you chuckle?

That maybe, you know what always happens?

I loved our gypsy rose.

Oh, so many

conversations that like we have them and we laugh.

But then if I ever watched episode back, there were like nuggets that I like kind of missed while I was sitting here.

And I'm like, hey, that was funny.

I told my friend Abe, I'm like, you have to watch a toast.

He's like, I always do.

I'm like, yeah, but like, you really have to listen.

So he called me after he watched and he goes, and he like brought something up that like, I didn't even notice.

He was like, the name on everybody's lips this holiday season is Gypsy Rose Bledchard.

And I was like, yeah, the name on everybody's lips this holiday season is Gypsy Rose Bledchard.

You have a problem with that?

Hysterical stuff.

It just like has.

Hysterical stuff.

Just didn't even get a mention.

Didn't even get a mention.

Like we are, we're genuinely like too funny for our own good.

There's just like too many funny moments we can't even process.

I think I like this little life, you know?

Yeah.

You should make a video.

I think I like this little life.

I think I like this little.

Honestly, can somebody clip this audio and like, let's replace it with the,

I think I like this little life.

And then, and then it be like a montage.

And then it should be a montage of like you and I chuckling.

For sure, for sure.

But like you just cut onto it.

Oh, I ruined the audio.

Okay.

Yeah.

Okay.

Ready?

I'm going to enjoy my shake.

I think I like this little life.

This little life.

Oh, now you're shaking your shake.

Oh, God.

My audio.

Oh, gosh.

Okay, go again.

It's fine.

It's fine.

Honestly, the shake is like, so us.

We're always doing something.

So us.

Wait, I had something else I wanted to say.

I'm sure you have a lot of things to say.

It's Friday.

That's huge.

Major news, major key to success.

Oh, I remember.

I wanted to wish a very happy birthday to kind of like an OG brethren, number one toaster, friend of the family, Margo Faye Lewin.

She's an OG, kind of a staple.

If you listen, you know, we're always talking about different Margos in our lives.

She's one of them.

Today's her birthday.

Happy birthday.

Love you dearly.

Happy birthday, Margo.

I was texting her this morning.

She and I have been friends for 24 years.

Wow, that'll make you feel old.

Right.

That'll make you feel old.

We met when she was eight and I was seven.

You're so young.

Well, yeah, it's just because otherwise it doesn't make sense with like the 24, but she's turning 24 plus eight.

Wow, not you putting her on blast.

And we've been friends 24 years, which she's my oldest, longest friend.

That is so nice.

Who's my oldest friend?

Like,

probably someone from middle school.

Probably you.

I mean, Olivia is my oldest, longest friend.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're my old friend.

And I guess I'm Margos.

But who's Margos?

All three of us.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Hey, Snitch.

Hey, Satchel Cratchel.

You know, every day we'll give you a shout out and hopes that you listen.

Yeah.

This podcast is really us just trying to get our youngest sister's attention, like to try and make it on her TikTok algorithm, to try and like get someone to text her, hey, did you listen to the toast?

In an attempt to get our sister to like think we're cool, we...

coincidentally like created this you know billion dollar media company yeah like empire the voice of a generation.

We're just hoping it reaches her.

Oh, my God.

Speaking of Empire, I have three more episodes left in Gossip Girl.

I, um, like, I know what happens in the final episode, and I know that they reveal, reveal who gossip girl is, but Ben doesn't know.

So I'm going to be recording because I really want to get his

opinion on it because, like, a season ago, they, like, gave you like a little teaser where they pretended like Georgina was gossip girl, which actually was like a good call.

It should have just been.

It should have been someone like Georgina, like an outsider with

a computer and a computer and a voice.

It made total sense.

But so that's probably what I'll do this weekend, finish Gossip Girl.

And then my next journey with Ben is the OC.

I'm very excited for that.

And I need to look up what episode it happens in, but like the big, I don't want to spoil it, but like the big thing that happens in the OC, you know?

Yeah.

Where they play

Image and Heap.

Yeah.

I'll record Ben's reaction to that too.

Wow.

Yeah.

He's never seen it.

Isn't that crazy?

That is crazy.

I'm excited for him to find out who Gossip Girl is.

I know.

I don't think he really cares.

Like I said,

what if I just texted him right now and said, Blank is Gossip Girl?

That would be insane.

So I actually, you just reminded me.

I think.

I think I told Ben who gossip girl was like as a joke.

And he was like, no way.

I'm like, no, I'm kidding.

But like, it was.

I think I did that.

Either, like, I thought about doing it, or I actually did it.

I can never remember if things are real or they're just my thoughts.

Just like Seventh Heaven, exactly.

Classic turdy.

Who did you most relate to in Seventh Heaven?

Because, like, I really obviously wanted to be a Jessica Beale, but like, we all knew I was a Beverly Mitchell, you know?

Yeah,

I'll tell you one thing: I wasn't the dad.

No, we were not the dad.

You are not the father.

You

are not the father.

Yeah.

I didn't see myself reflected in the show.

Well, that makes sense because it was like a house full of Christians and we're like Jewish and I couldn't relate to the show on any singular level.

But there are a lot of similarities in Judeo-Christian values.

I guess that's true.

Like family values, traditional energy.

Yeah, no, that's so fair.

Yeah.

But they were just like these like, you know, blonde, blue-eyed, like playing basketball in the yard.

Like that wasn't going to be us ever.

No, certainly not the basketball no no certainly not going to church I guess it's Beverly Mitchell yeah and because you and I are both middle children middle children girls like obviously I didn't relate to any of the boys Jessica Beale is like the oldest and then there was the young girl which we're neither of those so we are both Beverly Mitchell I think we're all Beverly Mitchell we are but Jessica Beale was also just like you know older but she really was also like fully developed for lack of a better word and like she had really come into herself and she was like beautiful and young like no i was not gonna be relating to that character because we were like seven haggard yeah yeah we were just what channel was it were little girls was it abc family or wb11 those were the only two we watched it was giving giving abc family that's a great call yeah rip abc family rip that was a mistake i don't know freeform does good stuff the bold type

The type of bold.

I want you to sit on something because before 2024, at the end of last year, you and and I discussed potentially creating a new segment on the show.

Okay.

And that segment would be on Fridays, which is today.

You're Friday.

No, no.

And that segment would be Weenie of the Week.

Okay, okay.

Where we give the title to either someone we know in our lives, someone in pop culture who did something particularly weenie-esque this week.

Okay.

Now, we've only had two episodes this week, so there's not a lot to discuss, but I think we should try it.

If it doesn't work, we'll cancel it.

Like, Unburden Yourselves was a segment that just didn't work.

It's okay to admit fault, to admit defeat.

I think this has potential.

So, I want to

put it in your brain now.

And at the end of the fast five stories, we will do our inaugural, very first weenie of the week segment, and we'll have the toasters vote in the comments for who they thought was the bigger weenie, mine, or yours.

Okay, but like, what if we didn't talk about that on the toast?

Just for no, it's not one or another.

It could be kind of how like Ben and Josh on Good Guys do, like, what are you nuts?

It's not something that happened on the show, like something that happened to you in real life, like this freak at the doctor's office.

You know, like it could be anything.

Okay, okay, cool.

One name comes to mind early on, but we should Is it me?

No, but it's similar to your name.

Claudia?

Gloria?

Claudine Gay.

Oh, okay.

Oh, that's good too.

Yeah, it's kind of like a jackhole, you know, like Andy's.

No, I know what Weenie of the Week is.

I grew up on it.

Okay.

Right after seven.

But I'm talking about

the segment.

I'm talking about like the segment.

Yeah, no, no, I got it.

I got it.

Okay.

That's exactly.

I'm excited about that.

So just like, I don't have my selection yet, but hopefully it'll come to me throughout throughout the stories.

Like,

I like to do someone in popular culture this week, not someone in my personal life.

Nobody offended me in my personal life this week.

No, I would not put someone in my personal life on blast.

Like, unless it were.

Oh, like, if Ben did something really lame, I would give him Meanie of the Week.

No, there are enough villainous bad faith actors out there.

Not the bad faith actors.

What about bad faith actor of the week?

By the way,

obsessed.

Jackie, you guys, if you only knew how frequently in our personal lives, Jackie and I use the term bad faith actors.

It is so funny and it is so stupid and it is like the worst phrase ever when you use it in a serious way.

Like people who like write scholarly literature like using the phrase bad faith actors like in a serious way.

We're using it ironically.

It's so funny because you're a bad faith actor.

You're acting in bad faith.

Well, that is what bad faith actors do.

So let me know if you also want to add BFA of the W.

Oh, fuck.

That's like kind of better.

No, no, no.

Like We Needy of the Week like harks back to our childhood and it really just rolls off the tongue.

B-F-A-O-W like really doesn't roll off the tongue.

Vote in the comments.

No, no.

Or give us like a, we have to rephrase it, Bad Faith Actor of the Week.

Like it's not right.

Like Bad Faith Actor Friday or something, you know?

Bad Faith Actor Friday.

It's still not great.

No, it's not great.

We can workshop it.

I think Weenie of the Week, I really resonated with people when we shared it.

And like, I think that's what it is.

But alternate title, like maybe in other countries where weenie doesn't translate, it could be Bad Faith Actor of the Week.

Okay, I like that for our global audience.

Love that.

Love.

Love, love, love, hearts.

Oh, by the way, somebody called out something so interesting about yesterday's episode.

Like we were off for a month.

We came back.

We talked about everything under the sun and we literally didn't even mention Taylor and Travis.

They were quiet this month.

No, they weren't.

They were like having their holiday.

They had their New Year's kiss.

It's like either we talk about them in the whole heaven.

We're all or nothing about them.

Like, it's so.

And it's like we couldn't come back and talk all about Taylor and Travis, especially when there was like some other big news, like Natalia Grace's real age.

And like Gypsy Rose is a free woman.

Right.

Like there was major things to talk about.

And so I don't, in deciding not to add it to the stories, it's like we don't talk about it at all.

And if it is in the stories, we talk about it for 30 minutes.

So yeah, that happened.

It's really all or nothing when it comes to Tavis.

Another cringy line.

So that happened.

Oh, I love that.

That's like you and Dana love to do this thing where you like will

kind of round up like the cringiest, most popular captions that people do.

Cringiest like social media tropes.

Okay, so that's one of them.

Yeah.

So I did a thing.

I did a thing.

Yeah.

That's what are the others?

Well, Dana's big pet peeve is when people personify places.

So like New York City.

Barcelona has my heart.

New York City, you look good this morning.

Oh, hate.

Yeah, that's really...

And also, also, she also hates when people are on vacation and they write, like, never leaving.

It's like, girl, you have your return plight booked.

You are leaving.

That, okay.

Like, that one, if you're like a stickler for facts, like, I understand.

That one doesn't bother me as much, but like, New York, you look good today.

Like, seriously, death.

Jail.

But, like, the thing is, you are leaving.

Unless you're not leaving, then you're never leaving.

Say, you know, it would be better to be like, I never want to leave.

Yeah.

Like, me neither.

You know, I get it.

Yeah.

No, I feel that.

Literally

returning tomorrow night.

No, you had a plan to return before you even arrived.

Before you even wrote that caption.

Right.

So those are some of Dana's pet peeves that I've taken on, and now I can't unsee them.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Shout out, Dana.

Shout out, Dana.

Should we dive in?

The stories today, I did choose since Jax was, you know, busy this morning being a mother of two.

And I should say, I really don't like knowing what the stories are.

Like, I love being on the edge of your seat.

And people always ask, like, do you really not know what Jax is going to say?

I really don't.

And like, I know what's coming today, and it's like not as fun.

The suspense has been, you know, ruined.

Yeah, it was a turdy's choice, choice, choice.

Was a turd's choice.

It's a turdy's choice.

Choice, choice, choice, choice, choice.

Oh, I'm so glad you brought that up.

Um, because I was thinking a lot this morning, how frightening,

and I was feeling sick

and I was feeling tired,

Sick and tired?

Yeah, because

I stumbled across a video on TikTok of Leighton Meester singing Summer Girls from Country Strong.

Amazon posted it.

I guess to promote that, like, Country Strong is on Prime Video.

So is my new comedy special, Lean In.

And the comments were just like, oh my God, Leighton Meester was in a movie.

What is this?

Like, it was so disappointing.

And honestly, like, I was really let down, nobody knowing this film, not only not knowing it, never seeing it.

Like,

I feel really exhausted, like, putting this

task.

It's been on our backs for years, and it's like, no one will help.

Why do people not care about this movie?

Like, it's insane.

It is insane, but that's why we have to do the work.

And you guys need to educate yourselves.

You do.

And like, when I see people, like, standing a star is board with Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper, which don't get me wrong, like, was a good movie.

And they don't don't even know like that there was a movie before that

did it better.

That did it better.

Like similar premise, countryified.

Like, it just really makes me sick.

And it makes me annoyed.

Like, the casting, Garrett Hedlund, Gwyneth Paltrow, Tim McGraw, Leighton Meester, the soundtrack, Domini is everything.

Like, Gwyneth Paltrow.

Like,

I'm just like, I'm tired.

And I'm, like, I'm done.

Yeah, that's why you should say off of TikTok.

There's really disgusting things happening there.

And this is just one of them.

This is what people are always talking about when they say, like, TikTok is bad.

Yeah, TikTok is poisoning the youth.

Except I'm glad that Prime Video is stepping up to the plate, joining our videos.

I actually think it was Amazon Freevie, Freevy, like their turnt new platform.

No, Freevy, like, is whittling its way in.

Jury Duty?

Yeah.

And they're like free V.

I don't love the name.

But it lets you know that it's free V.

It's free videos.

Yeah.

No, I get it.

No, I like what they're doing.

You'd rather see them up there shaking that thing?

I would.

And I do sometimes.

And I can watch Country Strong there.

Good to know.

Because I'm Country Strong,

hard to break.

Oh, wait.

Like the grass.

Like original music.

Like, you know, you're tasteless.

You're classless if you don't watch that movie.

Yeah.

I had one more question to pose to the comments because I've been seeing salt burn everywhere.

Like, oh, oh, oh, I'm so glad you brought this up.

All I see is saltburn.

And I have the privilege of having absolutely no idea what it is about.

Is Jeremy Allen White in it, I think?

No.

Okay.

I don't know.

Jacob Alardi.

I don't, I don't, okay, Jacob Alorty.

Now, you guys know me and you know what I like.

No.

And you watch it.

1000%.

You should not watch this.

Why should I watch this movie sound off in the comments without telling me anything about it?

Because I want to go in blind if I do watch it.

So I don't know anything about it either.

I know it's the second half of the movie.

I don't even want to know a word to describe it.

I don't even know what Jackie.

Well, then you're not going to be able to make a decision.

No, I don't want to make a decision.

I want someone to tell me.

You guys know me.

Should I watch this movie?

Jackie absolutely should not watch this movie.

Okay.

Like, absolutely not.

Okay.

Okay.

I guess I'm not watching.

No, you're definitely not.

And if you would let me finish a sentence, you would know why and you wouldn't immediately not watch it.

Okay, tell me.

It's like extremely disturbing, graphic, like

sexually.

Like you would not

be like, oh my gosh, Saltburn, he he, best movie.

They're not saying he he, best movie.

They're saying, oh my god, Saltburn.

What the fuck did I just watch?

No, but like, it's also, but it's like

not in a don't watch this sort of way.

No, because, you know, it's like the curiosity of the mind.

Like, oh, it's disturbing.

What could possibly be so bad?

We've all seen Game of Thrones.

Like, no, it's like crazy.

You know what it is?

So I know that there's like i don't want to i don't want to know what it is do you know what it is it's yes or no question no no i know one do you know what it is yes or no

half yes and no i know i know one thing that happens

yeah it's like something in the graveyard i don't know i

yeah like it's up for you okay

glad i asked the question like because zach

business owner you're a mom of two like i know your time is precious i wouldn't recommend you watch that because i was just like i was saying to zach i was like have you heard about saltburn he was like no what's that i'm like i don't really know either maybe Maybe we should just like watch it like blind this weekend.

Oh, my God.

No, Jackie, like, you definitely shouldn't.

I was thinking about watching it with Ben because like

I keep finding like weird things to watch and making Ben watch it with me.

And I actually wanted to do it just so I could seriously record him.

That's your favorite thing.

Yeah.

I live for,

I live in a content house.

I'm literally the hype house.

You do live in a content house between you and Ben and your kitchen.

Yeah, like with our new apartment, like there's so much natural light.

It just kind of like is begging for content to be made.

And I literally wake up and just like make content.

And I feel like I'm limping like i'm literally charlie d'emilio you are and ben is little huddy oh my almost said brian franni and slip that makes me dixie

you are dixie totally totally

wiser older sister

sure paving her own way

totally that's dixie

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Are you ready for our first story?

Yeah,

we're diving in after having our blinders on because the Golden Bachelor had his golden wedding last night.

Golden Bachelor Gary Turner married, spoiler alert, we're just gonna rip it off.

Teresa NIST

last night at La Quinta Resort and Club.

It was a live televised wedding filmed.

Yeah, so

I only just recently put that together.

Like I knew that the wedding was airing yesterday and I didn't realize like the wedding was also happening yesterday.

It's kind of a crazy thing.

I didn't know any of this was happening except for following Raven Gates and I was watching her stories yesterday and she said, I'm going to LA for a wedding.

I was like, how lovely.

Then later in the day, she was like, it's being filmed.

It's Gary and Teresa's wedding.

I was like, oh my God, they're getting married right now and it's live and it's crazy.

Don't you ever just sit back and think, because at least I do, that you are like so similar to Raven Gates.

Do you think about that a lot?

And like, just like our life trajectory.

Like you both married guys from Dallas.

She lives in Dallas.

You have two children, literally both, both children born like the same week.

Yeah, like her kids are the exact same distance apart as mine.

And they're, they're one month ahead of us, though.

No, you guys just remind me a lot of each other.

No, I relate to her content a lot.

That's why I'm always watching with sound on.

Yeah.

So then I knew what she was up to.

And that's how I learned about all of this.

And also

a lot of the bachelor couples and bachelor favorites were in attendance.

Like, and it was crazy to see, like, who are this, the long-standing bachelor couples.

So it was like Raven and Adam, Jade and Tanner, Ashley and Jared, Caitlin.

Caitlin and Caitlin.

Yeah.

And then I saw Caitlin Bristow and Taysa were there.

But like, there's drama, right?

Okay.

I don't know if there's drama like between Caitlin.

and Taysa.

I know there's drama between Caitlin and her Instagram followers, but I don't know if like Taysa is mad.

Basically, for anybody who like doesn't know.

I didn't know.

I only know what you and Margo briefly told me when I asked.

Caitlin Bristow had a New Year's Eve party at her house.

A lot of bachelor people were there, including Zach Clark, who won Tatia season, was engaged to Tayshia,

but obviously they're no longer together.

After running a marathon, they couldn't make it.

Relatable.

Then a lot of people like saw footage because it was like a lot of reality stars and just people posting content from this party.

People saw just like a couple instances where I think maybe Zach's arm was around Caitlin, like no, no smoking gun, could have just been very friendly types of, you know, behaviors.

And, you know, Bachelor Nation went after Caitlin for that for one, dating someone that Taysha used to date due to, I guess, like dating someone in recovery.

You know, that's like his full-time job.

He runs recovery centers.

He's really involved in like the sober community.

And Caitlin, you know, her bra, she has a brand of wine.

And like wine is a big part of like her wine culture.

It's a big part of her brand.

So people were like, that's inappropriate.

And they just like came for her for literally everything.

Is there any proof that she just said they're went off?

Is there any proof that they're dating?

No, like we don't even know if this is confirmed.

Okay.

Cause like if they're dating.

And that's what Caitlin was saying.

She was like, you guys know nothing.

Right.

So, I mean, if they're not dating, this is a moot point.

But like, even if they are dating and she is a why no and he's a sober person, like, why are you guys acting like he doesn't have agency over like his life and who he chooses to date?

And that like.

Yeah, I just, I have to imagine she wouldn't have responded if they're not dating.

Do you know what I mean?

So you think they're not dating.

So do you think they are dating?

I do.

And I also feel like Tayshia doesn't care.

Yeah.

Like I, I honestly, like, I think Tayshia liked him, but I think she, like, stayed engaged to him for as long as it was, like, appropriate after the show.

She was single for a little bit.

And she's been in a relationship for a long time with Luke from Summerhouse.

Like, oh, they're in a real relationship?

Oh, yeah.

I don't know if this is bad, but like, I just saw them at the Jazz game.

Cute.

Yeah, like they're fully together.

They're always spotted together.

Yeah, I did see a couple pictures, but I didn't realize like it was, you know, I didn't realize how many times I've seen a couple pictures over how long.

Yeah, they're together.

Yeah, no, and Tatia, I feel like I know her kind of, and I think she's like a real like girl's girl.

Like, I think she would be really happy if these two like were in love.

Like, honestly, because she's so happy in her life right now.

I think.

Yeah.

I don't think she would be mad.

She doesn't seem like that type of girl.

Got it.

Okay.

Well, I just like saw that they weren't together, but I didn't see them like together, though.

I just saw on Ravens' Instagram, she was with Tatia and then she was with Caitlin.

Yeah, yeah.

So they were both at the wedding.

Honestly, I don't think there's any beef, but I have no information.

Like, I'm just guessing.

I I have no information, but if Caitlin and Zach are together, I could see that.

I don't know if I could see it.

Like, I was shocked by the pairing of those two, you know?

I know what you say.

I understand by the words, but I don't necessarily agree.

Back to your point, I agree with you that it's really interesting to see who, like, ABC and the Bachelor franchise, like, keep in the fold and who they consider to be, like, their stars.

And obviously, if you're a couple and you're still together, like, you still, you should get invited, of course.

But it definitely is interesting to see who, you know, was Jade Roper Tolbert there?

Yes, of course.

Of course, she's like a, she's a star of the franchise.

Yeah.

Was like Nick Vile there?

I feel like they love having him around and like Ben Higgins.

Ben Higgins was there.

I saw, I don't know if Nick Vile was.

He definitely was.

He definitely was.

He lives in town.

He lives in town.

He literally is like the go-to reality TV podcast, right?

Like these days, right?

Right.

Like anytime any sort of reality show blows up, like whether it be Netflix, like they go on his show.

But he didn't didn't post anything.

He has no stories up.

Let's.

I don't think so.

I want to see like a roundup.

Bachelor stars.

That's like, you know, us weekly lives for this sort of article.

Right.

We were at the Gary Wedding.

And it is Gary.

I can't go down this road again.

Absolutely can't.

On her story, Raven said Gary.

Okay, see every I don't think that that makes sense a confirmation.

I don't see maybe she just listens to the toast.

See every Bachelor Nation star star who made Gary Weddings wedding list.

Gary Weddings?

Okay, I don't know these people.

Oh, Michelle Young and Jack Lewis.

I don't know if this is obviously her boyfriend.

I don't know if he's a bachelor person, but Michelle and her man.

Michelle.

Okay, these two people, I don't know if they were ever on the bachelor.

They might be like new.

Tayshia.

Kaylin.

Oh, Dean dyed his hair.

Dean looked hot.

He was wearing this hat.

Like, he looked hot.

Zach Shalcross and Katie Bigger.

He was the bachelor.

Is this his chosen woman?

The most recent Zach.

Yeah, wow.

Irrelevant.

They look in love in this picture.

Oh, Trista and Ryan and their kids.

Yes.

Yes.

Their kids are like grown.

Grown.

Ben Higgins, Ashley I,

Patty James, Matt James' mom.

Did she go with her?

Oh, she was a contestant.

She is a contestant.

Love that.

That's cute.

Oh, Kenny from Seasons Past.

He was the boy band manager.

Because

he was in a high-profile couple for a while.

I don't know if they're still together, but when he went on Paradise, that girl, I forget her name, but they were together.

Oh, here she is, Marie.

I guess they're still together.

I find it shocking that Matt and Tyler weren't there.

I feel like they're the biggest stars of Bachelor Nation right now.

It's crazy if Matt wasn't there and his mom was and he's still with Rachel from his season.

They should be there.

Do you think that Bachelor Nation like considers, I mean, like the powers that be at the Bachelor production.

Do you think they consider Matt and Rachel like a couple that's like in the green?

Or like with with the Bachelor.

I don't know.

After with the powers that be, like, you're either like a sanctioned or you're not.

Like you get invited to stuff and you get opportunities dancing with the stars or like you're like in the red zone and like nobody wants to talk to you.

And I feel like there was all that drama with Matt and Rachel, but they're literally like so in love.

I mean, the fact that his mom is like on the show, it probably means they have good feelings towards one another, but after they took that bus and ran over them.

Right.

I don't know if they're, if on both ends, if they're willing to

accept, but I think if Matt's mom is on the show, like, it's obviously fine.

I had another thought.

Isn't it kind of crazy?

Like, because Madam Rachel, like, won the bachelor, but they're not engaged.

It's crazy.

Cause they didn't have engage standards, but like, not for their age.

And no, no.

And just because of the bachelor.

Yeah, like, technically, they've been dating for three years.

So normal.

So normal.

They're like such a cute couple.

Agreed.

Other names.

Well, congrats, Gary.

Congrats, Grads.

And Terry and Terry?

Terry and Gary.

Terry and Gary, cute.

I still want to watch Golden Bachelor.

I'm so glad they got married.

Like to me, the proof is in the pudding.

These were two people who were like serious.

As much as you want to slander Gary and drag his name around town, like he wanted to find love and get married and have his next chapter.

And that's what he did.

He's a man of his word.

So like, I hope everybody eating your words.

I hope everyone's eating their words.

I'm also just relieved that like the attempt to take Gary down didn't work.

No, it couldn't work.

Yeah, no, like sometimes these like insane social media campaigns like actually make waves.

And I'm so glad this one did not.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Are you ready for our next story?

Yeah.

Kelly Clarkson jokes that her stylists only want to put her in tight shit after her weight loss.

So Kelly Clarkson is a skinny legend after joking about her weight loss at a Las Vegas residency performance of her show, Chemistry.

In a fan-recorded video shared on TikTok, she interacted with lucky fans before taking a shot with someone celebrating their birthday.

Shelly Clarkson takes shots.

I know.

She's so versatile.

No, I think that's crazy.

She couldn't really move around in her drumsuit.

She said, oh boy, I really can't bend in these.

Dude, this is tight.

Like, I lost weight and my styling team is like, let's get you into this tight shit.

Still, she successfully grabbed and downed the shot to the delight of her cheering fans, one of whom called her a skinny legend.

Okay, like Kelly Clarkson has lost weight.

Do I care?

No.

For me, like the major story here is Kelly Clarkson is finally wearing normal clothes.

And that was just something like we all kind of like didn't talk about like for a really long time, especially when she was promoting chemistry.

Like she was dressing like a grandmother, you know, at Woodstock.

I don't know what the vibe was.

It was so weird.

And it it was just a kind of like this crazy, quirky thing about Kelly.

And it's clear that in the new year, not even in the new year, because it happened like towards the end of the year, she got a new stylist who just started dressing her.

And like, it's not even gorgeous things.

It's like things you could buy at them all.

But like, it's good.

It's better.

And I'm grateful.

Yeah, I'm looking at some of these photos.

And I even think in this new,

I don't know which are the old and which are the new.

And yeah, I guess like Kelly Carson, we could go on the record.

Like Kelly Carson doesn't have the best style.

No, no, no.

And for a while, she had bad style.

But like, do you think that's part of her brand of being like relatable?

Like if she was like this glamour puss style queen, maybe she wouldn't touch the hearts of all of us like she has.

Okay, so I'm so glad you brought that up because yes, she cannot be a glamazon.

Like it's just, it's the antithesis of everything that she does.

She's a, she's like America's queen.

She's so relatable.

You know, what they say, you know, feed the masses, dine with the classes.

Like that's Kelly.

However,

in her new styling era, like I just said, it's not gorgeous clamazon.

It's good.

It's stuff you buy at the mall.

It's acceptable.

It's passable.

By no means is it giving runway.

Like Kelly Clarkson is not going to the Met Gala, and that's why we love her.

And that's why we love her.

And if she ever were to go to the Met Gala, which I actually feel like she will, because she lives in New York now and she's.

Yeah, actually, she should go.

It doesn't get more A-lists than Kelly Clarkson.

It's so true.

And it doesn't get more, but like everything Kelly stands for is the antithesis of the Met Gala.

Met Gala is like exclusivity.

It's like not fun.

It's so serious.

Kelly is free.

She's open to everyone.

Like everyone can can watch a Kelly Clark synchron.

Like she's for everyone.

It's just really the opposite.

She shouldn't go.

No, I would hope that if she got an invitation, she would know it would be in the best interest of her brand to not go.

But like, how do you say no to the Met Gala?

Like you can't.

I think she could.

If anyone could, it's Kelly.

Yeah.

Or find a way to make it like calify it, you know, take us with her, like make it relatable.

Yeah, no, she needs to like go with

like, every now and then there's like a crazy brand that buys a table at the Met Gala.

Like remember when Instagram bought one?

Like,

we need Kohl's.

Or no, we need Wayfair, because that's Kelly.

We need Wayfair to buy a table at the Met Gala, and then Kelly can go.

Yeah, and like, she'll like, you know, take her shoes off on, like, something just, like, relatable.

Jennifer Lawrencey.

Jennifer Lawrence-y, yeah.

Has Jennifer Lawrence been on the Keller Clarkson show?

I feel like when she was promoting No Hard Feelings, maybe.

Yeah, maybe.

For as much as I love Kelly, I don't, I don't watch the show that often.

I guess I don't really watch any shows, let alone at like four o'clock.

No, for as much as we love Kelly, I've never watched the show, but I've never scrolled past one of their one of the clips online ever.

Like I watch every single clip.

No, and like whenever I'm somewhere like at the nail salon and it's playing, like I always enjoy it.

Jolly good time.

And I'm always thinking, wow, this Kelly, is there anything she can't do?

There isn't anything she can't do.

There isn't anything she can't do.

There's nothing she can't do.

It's double negative.

Yeah, I love double negatives.

That's like the one thing I learned in like English grammar class that really actually stuck with me.

You know what?

You are double negative because you're so negative that you're positive.

Jackie, I

that's, I need to figure out how to reword that.

Like, that's my housewife's tagline.

Like, that's so, like, that's me.

That's the essence of me.

That's the essence of you.

It's like so many negatives that add up to you being positive.

I love,

I love feeling seen and understood on a Friday.

Literally, literally.

So, all is that to say, whoever is styling Kelly Clarkson, like they're doing a very good job.

Like, the jumpsuit that she wore in this video is like, it looks great on Kelly.

It was cool three years ago, which is so on brand for Kelly Clarkson.

Yeah, I'm going to check out the video quickly.

It's like from Revolve, literally from three years ago.

I'm not logged into TikTok.

Jackie, you're going to recognize the jumpsuit.

Oh, okay.

It's classic.

And that's, it's perfect.

It's perfect, just like the woman herself.

Exactly.

Our next story: Jeremy Allen White strips down to his underwear while eating an apple for a new Calvin Klein campaign.

Is this everyone?

So people yesterday, when I did my box of like what to talk about, they're like, Jeremy Allen White, is this why we need to talk about him and his apple?

Yeah, he's the new face of Calvin Klein, which is like always a big deal.

You know, the Mark Wahlberg one is like a famous one, Michael B.

Jordan.

Like, it's always like a really big deal.

True.

And the fact that he chose him, they chose him was really smart.

And the video they put out is just like

what is it?

Like, it's like him running around.

No, he's like running.

He's from Brooklyn, so it's very New York.

Honestly, it kind of looks like the trailer for Real Housewives of New York.

I literally feel like they were on the same exact roof.

Oh, he's just sitting here talking.

I feel like it's just a classic roof that

like

lends itself to studio and production companies.

I swear to God, it's the same roof.

And he's holding an apple because it's like the big apple.

He literally looks like a Real Housewives of New York.

Maybe he is.

Maybe it's an announcement.

And he's just like working out and like in this little pair of white undies and they're really white and it's like tiny.

And, you know, it's provocative and it's making waves.

And I'm sure the collection did really well when it launched yesterday.

And it's just kind of like everything's coming up, Jeremy Alan White these days.

Do you feel that way?

I do feel that way.

And I feel a little left behind, but I'm also like leaving myself behind.

I don't, I don't want to go and watch the bear.

Yeah, if you've never seen him and anything, like you might not get it.

I feel like he's really not.

I mean, he has an amazing body, but like he's a short king and he's not like traditionally like the most handsome.

Like, I don't think like

he's got that like sort of timeless classic handsome face.

He's really very unique looking and he always plays like very sexy roles.

Like in Shameless, he was like this bad boy and he like fucks his college professor.

Like

you have to watch him to really get him.

So if you haven't watched him, I understand why you feel left behind.

Yeah, but I'm okay being behind.

Like I don't have to be not everyone is for everything and every trend is for everyone.

So that's fine.

I'm happy for the Jeremy Allen White stands.

And I like,

and this is a nice nice looking campaign.

I can appreciate the human form.

Yeah, he's really, really handsome.

He's also dating Rosalia.

Cute.

Kylie's friend.

Kylie's friend, Rosalia, yeah.

And I could see them all double dating because I could see him friendly with Timothy.

No, no.

Okay, Timothy, Kylie, Bad Bunny, Kendall, Rosalia, and Jeremy Allen White.

Like, that's a crew.

Unstoppable, the sexy six.

The six chicks.

The six chicks.

Obsessed.

I hope they have a nice time, even though people are saying bad bunny and Kendall broke up and now they're back together.

Even then, I heard they got they reconciled.

Like, I actually like them as a couple.

I want them to be a little bit more than that.

When I saw the headline that they broke up, I had a feeling of sadness.

Yeah, also, Kendall's a long-term girl.

Like, she makes things work.

She's really not like a fling-flung, you know?

No, but I feel like she's always in a long-term relationship that like breaks up once or twice.

Yeah, and then breaks up.

Yeah, yeah.

But I hope that's not the case here.

I just want to say, like, this was five stars to Jeremy Allen White's team for booking this, and five stars to Calvin Klein for like choosing Jeremy Allen White.

I think it's the perfect partnership, and I love when people actually do good things.

Yeah, I agree.

It's a nice, nice, the pictures are nice looking.

And if anybody who works in like location scouting can confirm that this is where they filmed the real, the new Real Housewives of New York, like it totally is.

Yeah, super cute.

This is the same exact skyline.

Are you ready for our next story, number four?

Yeah.

How Gypsy Rose Blanchard feels about ex-Nicholas God Johns amid his life in prison sentence.

You know, I do wonder.

We talked about this yesterday.

Like, what's the vibe?

What's going on there?

So the name on everyone's lips this holiday season is Gypsy Rose Blanchard.

And she is doing the most.

So she did an interview with Good Morning America and she was asked about Nicholas.

She said, I'm sure that we both have a lot of regrets.

All I can really say is that I did my time.

He's doing his time for his part and I wish him well on his journey.

Damn, she hit him him with the wishy well.

Yeah, no, it's giving good day, sir.

Yeah, no, I hope for the best for you.

It's like goodbye and good riddance.

Yeah, it doesn't appear as though she'll be keeping in communication with him.

And it kind of seems like she's distancing herself from him, which I get, you know, he is a murderer.

However, the person he murdered like was for her.

I don't know how you can just like, he killed for her and now he's rotting in prison and she's married to someone new.

Like, it's, it's an, it's a doggy dog world out there.

Like, look at Gypsy Rose.

Yeah.

We could all learn a lot from Gypsy Rose.

I, I agree and I stand by that.

Yeah.

She's I love her.

She's got these men wrapped around her finger.

No, it's so true.

Also, when I read this article this morning, I was shocked, beyond shocked, to learn that Gypsy Rose is 32 years old.

What did you think?

I don't know.

I thought she was much younger.

I guess because like, you know, they say that people become stunted at the age that they became famous.

So for Gypsy Rose, that would have been like 14.

I really, and I guess I didn't realize how long she was in prison for.

I, I don't know, I would have assumed she was like 22 now.

Like, she did something in her teens.

She went to jail for a little bit, you know?

How long was she in jail?

Like, 10 years?

I think eight.

Yeah.

Well.

And this Gypsy Rose thing is just like, it's,

it's like moral relativism.

Because, like, murder is bad, right?

Yeah.

Unless it's like self-defense.

And in a way, this like was self-defense.

Yeah, with a bit of revenge.

Right, but it's not like Gypsy did it.

This random dude did, Ryan.

Yeah.

No, there's a lot of moral questions here that we are asking ourselves.

But at the end of the day, as Gypsy said, she did the time for the crime.

And she's not looking back.

She's giving Tabula Rasa.

Maybe she's listening to the toast.

She's clean slate.

New man who's her resolution.

Man, who does?

Maybe that's her resolution.

Like, leave all toxic energy in the past.

yeah she deserves a tabula rasa she does i mean she did hard time

hmm she did hard time yeah

it's like my worst nightmare

well just stay out of trouble turdy lou by the i absolutely plan to like i don't plan on committing any crimes ever However, like I am afraid, like not that I'm going to be framed or anything, but like you just like your life changes in a, in a flash, like even if it's self-defense.

Like let's say somebody breaks into my home and I grab a knife.

I still could end up in prison if I kill them.

Well, it depends what state you live in.

What Dasmer said, there's some crazy laws.

I was just having this conversation with someone.

Like, if somebody comes into your house, I forget what the law is called.

We were talking about like some case.

I forgot.

It's here, stand your ground law in Florida.

Oh, was I talking to you?

Probably.

Who else do you talk to?

Stand your ground.

Right, right.

So, like, if someone comes into your house, and I don't think they have it in New York, and like tries to steal.

Anything they're on your property, you can stand your ground.

Oh, just what if they're just like taking a look at your yard or something?

You could just kill them.

Well, then, you know, then it's up for the lawyer.

Yeah, the law becomes a little, a little suspicious there.

But like, if somebody comes into my property with a weapon, stand your ground.

You're done.

You're done.

You're done.

So that's what I'm saying.

Like, I could end up in prison, like, not by my own accord.

Like, I don't plan on, I'm not a criminal.

Like, it's not in my, it's not in my DNA.

Things happen.

Things happen.

Like, like, okay, let's say I'm in a bodega and somebody comes in and holds up the bodega.

Like, I'm, I'm, like, I'm not going to stand by and do nothing.

Yeah.

Well, where you live, the Good Samaritan, it doesn't work out for you.

No, like, that was that story of that bodega owner who, like, literally somebody came in and, like, tried to kill him and rob his whole store.

And he fought back.

He was like this 90-year-old man.

It was, like, this amazing, heroic story.

The whole thing was caught on video.

He fought back and he literally took the knife and like.

saved his life and and and killed the guy and he ended up ended up in prison.

I was like, so that

charges against him.

I don't think he even killed the guy.

I think he like just stabbed him in defending stuff.

There were charges against him and he was like, fuck this.

He went back to his country.

Yeah, no, that's

such an upsetting story.

Or that was like the Marine.

And that story like really galvanized New York.

People were really upset.

Also, the

Marine on the subway.

Right.

Something like that.

Like, I don't plan on committing any crimes, but I could end up in prison.

No.

And that's my worst nightmare.

No good deed, Turdy Lou.

Yeah, no, I'm just going to start minding my own business, which is so hard for me.

Yeah.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

Yeah.

A little

Peloton fun.

Obsessed with this story.

Christopher Nolan recalls getting roasted by his Peloton instructor mid-workout.

So Christopher Nolan is riding a wave of acclaim thanks to the success of Oppenheimer.

Oppenheimer.

Oppenheimer.

The sweeping biopic about the father of the atomic bomb, but you can't please all people all the time.

While

accepting the award for best director from the New York Film Critics Circle on Wednesday night, Nolan related an amusing story of a recent criticism he received in an unexpected arena.

He said, I was on my Peloton doing a high interval workout.

I'm dying.

The instructor started talking about one of my films and said, has anyone else seen this?

Because that's a couple hours of my life.

I'll never get back again.

So of course, people went to investigate which instructor, which film.

And it's most likely Jen Sherman who said in a Peloton clip, This song is from a soundtrack of a movie called Tenant.

Anybody see this shit?

Did anybody see this besides me?

Because I need a manual.

Someone's got to explain this.

Yeah, I'm not kidding.

What the fuck was going on in that movie?

Do you understand?

Seriously, you need to be a neuroscientist to understand.

And that's two and a half hours of my life that I want back.

Lols.

So I'm obsessed with this story for two reasons.

One, because I recently started following Jen Sherman because I found out she's an enormous toaster.

Yes.

So her and I talk all the time.

And second, because when Cody Rigsby was on the toast, I asked him, I was like, when you're doing your classes, do you ever think about like how how many Pelotons there are and how many people have Pelotons in their home and how many of those people like might be famous or like, you know,

someone important?

Like, does that ever cross your mind?

Because it would be all I think about.

Like Peloton is like a very upper echelon type of thing.

It's a $2,000 bike.

Like, not anyone could just buy it.

So you're definitely like in this sort of elite class.

And I said, I'm like, do you think about what celebrity?

Could be listening to your class right now.

He's like, honestly, no, I've never thought of it.

And I was shocked because like, that's for me, what I would think about.

I never thought of it for them either.

Like when when I used to watch, like, he's always, they're always talking about celebrities because they're always talking about music, right?

Like, he's always talking about Kelly Clarkson.

It's like, it never occurred to me, does Kelly do a Cody Rigsby ride to get down to her own music?

By the way, I just saw that Peloton released like a whole new Kelly Clarkson series.

Gotta get on my bike.

Like, her catalog has been added.

Oh, my God.

I have to get back on my Peloton.

I haven't been on it in so long, but I'm like, I'm cleared.

I could.

I

have done a Peloton like a few times now because there's one in my gym in my building.

It's like a communal one and I made an account $40 a month.

My God.

Loving it.

Maybe I'll Peloton today.

If you find a good Kelly Clarkson class, please share with the class.

I'm such a good class curator.

That's really my best.

That's the worst.

Like sitting on that fucking bike with that thing up your ass looking for a class.

That's why I keep doing the same class over and over.

I'm going to go ahead and do a little bit on the app on your phone before you get on the bike.

You need to like get hyped about classes.

Just the I just want to say shout out to Allie Love.

I really like her.

She's just got this beautiful smile.

Who?

Allie Love.

Do you know her?

Oh, yes.

Yes, yes.

And she does some country rides.

Well, I was looking for a Taylor Swift class and she had a 1989 one.

So I just like went with it.

And I've literally only done that class because every time I get on the bike, I'm like, I'm not looking for another class.

The one time I chose like another class with a different instructor was like a country.

I just like hated it.

Like it just wasn't, it's so personal.

Yeah.

You know what I also like to do is treadmill classes.

You could do it on a regular treadmill.

And like it's like gives you like running, walking intervals.

And a little bit.

Oh, I kind of like that.

Olivia Amato is the girly swirly for that.

Just the thing with music is like it's so personal.

But we have the same, you can trust me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

See, I've actually been thinking, because like weirdly, a lot of Peloton instructors follow me on social media.

Like I will, I will put together, especially when it comes to Taylor Swift, because there's her music was just added.

And honestly,

they could do better with the selections.

Like I really feel that way.

And I know you need like fast songs, slow songs.

Like I know you need it all.

Like I need to work with someone to create a Taylor Swift class.

Like it's what?

I only do 30-minute classes.

It's seven songs, like not even six.

Let me help you.

Help me help you.

Or, I mean, the Peloton community and the toaster community, like the Venn diagrams, it's really just a circle.

Jackie, so I added hashtag Pellet Toaster to my account.

It's poppin'.

My username, I made like a really long time ago.

I think during COVID, you like convinced me to do some like five-minute floor workouts.

And so I just like made an account.

Um, my account username is Theo's mom.

I made, I, I'll take that.

I made you the account and I made that your mom.

Oh, you did?

Against Theo's mom.

Yeah, it's Theo's mom.

I can't bring myself to change it.

Change it.

Well, you're still Theo's mom.

Yeah.

But I put hashtag Pella Toasters and I also put hashtag Istand with Israel in my no, but it's so crazy how everyone like gets so political on there.

Oh, yeah, no.

Then I was looking because I was just going to do Pella Toasters, but I'm like, let me see.

And like the most popular ones are like moms who Peloton,

teacher Toners or whatever.

But then I was getting in, there's like a political,

like literally like Republican, Democrat

Peloton.

Like, it's crazy.

So I just put hashtag Pelletoaster and hashtag I stand with Israel.

But with the Taylor Swift class, like there's always a toaster in it.

So when somebody high fives you who also has a hashtag Pellet Toaster, like there's nothing like that makes you feel better.

No, it's like when you're in the class, you've got to look, you go to your hashtag and you should like, sometimes I'll just run down and like high five all the pellet toasters.

So do you do a class like that's happening live or like you do pre-recorded ones?

Is that a dumb question?

I typically would do pre-recorded.

When I was really into like Peloton, yeah, then I would like get hype for the new class, but mostly pre-recorded because I'm on my own timetable.

Yeah.

but try it i like the idea of doing like a peloton walk run try it it's really great and it's a it's a good workout no i love that i think i'll do that today love that for you anyway so christopher nolan was watching peloton that's like so crazy and she started talking trash about his film but it's not crazy no it's not Peloton is so popular.

It's very expensive.

So you really like target like a, an upper class vibe.

And so like a world-renowned director having a bike, like it's, it, it, it tracks.

yeah, and it's just so unfortunate for Jen Sherman she made a video responding She was like like this shit only happens to me like I was it was honestly her response was so funny, but she was like honestly I stand by what I said like I did not understand one fucking minute of that movie like the entire thing went over my head I'm sure it was really good like if you got it, but I didn't get it.

Yeah, no regrets.

No regurts.

She said what she said.

She said what she said.

But that's just funny to think about.

That happens all the time with the toast.

Like we'll say, we'll talk about the most random person.

And like, I never even crosses my mind that they might

Philip Phillips.

And, like, I just, I could die.

No,

we will talk about like the most random people on the toast without even thinking like that they will hear back.

And nine times out of ten, like, they send us a message.

And, like, Jack and I just screenshot and send it to each other.

And we just die.

Like, we just die.

But cheeks just clench.

And I just

want to go in a hole.

Like, I don't, even if I'm saying something nice about someone, like, I don't want them to hear it.

Like, that's weird to me.

No, I completely agree.

So

I stand with Jen Sherman.

Those are the fast side stories.

But before we wrap up for the week and for the day, let's do our first ever weenie of the week, our weekly segment where Jackie and I both nominate someone to be the weenie of the week.

Now, being the weenie of the week means you did something weenie-ish, you're giving loser-ish energy, or you're just like, it's not the vibe, you know?

So, Jax, Without further ado, who is your weenie of the week?

My weenie of the week is still Claudine Gay.

Nothing in this episode gave me a a bigger weenie than her, the anti-Semite, the plagiarist.

Like, she's got to go.

What's so crazy is so she was fired.

She was the dean of or president of Harvard.

And she was, she was forced to resign after not even the anti-Semitism, which we all saw, but like numerous instances of plagiarism.

When it's like when you're in college, if you plagiarize anything, you're done.

That's like the biggest crime.

You're done.

So like, how are you going to have the head of the institution who's a plagiarist?

It's the biggest.

There's really nothing worse you could do on a college campus, like in academia than plagiarize.

Yeah, because you could do something worse on the college campus.

In the academic sphere.

You know, in a literary sense.

Yeah, no, in the coursework than plagiarize.

So

but still, that was like barely enough.

And she resigned.

But then it turns out she's actually, she's resigned as president, but she's still going to be like working as a poli-sci professor, getting the same salary of almost a million dollars a year.

She's going to remain as a faculty member, making $900,000 a year.

Unacceptable.

She's a bit aweenie.

She's definitely, I don't even want to nominate someone because she's so weenie-ish, but my weenie of the week is different.

But it really,

my weenie of the week, the person who I'm about to nominate, like really personifies the essence and the meaning of the word weenie.

And it's Gypsy Rose Blanchard's ex-boyfriend.

Like, you literally killed for her, and she won't even come visit you.

Yeah.

Like, that's we, like, you got played.

You got played, but she's the master player.

I know.

I guess we're all just weenies in Gypsy's world.

Yeah.

And what's the opposite opposite of weenie of the week?

Queenie of the week?

Oh, I love Gypsy Rose Wedgers.

Queenie of the Week is Gypsy Rose Wedgers.

I have a feeling she's going to be queenie of the year, but stay tuned to find out.

The year is young.

Do you think she'll be Time Persons of the Year?

I think she should be.

I agree.

All right, well, that's our show.

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Maybe nobody knows.

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We definitely might get flagged.

Not flagged, but Instagram will be like, oh, maybe we should mute them for everyone.

No, that's a good point.

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