The Sun Is Rising, Aaron: Friday, September 15th, 2023

Good morning, millennials, and welcome back to the toast.

Happy, oh, oh, oh,

Friday, Friday.

Gotta get down on Friday.

Everybody's looking forward to the weekend, weekend, Friday, Friday, Shanatova, Friday.

Shanatova, it is the start of a new year tonight.

It's Rosh Hashanah, which is so exciting.

It's a beautiful holiday symbolizing new beginnings, the hills, new beginnings.

Yes, that is what it symbolizes.

Symbolizing renewal, rebirth.

I actually just read like a little

newsletter about Rosh Hashanah about how it's the head of the year.

Right.

And it sets the tone for the year.

Okay, so what tone are we setting, Jack?

Giving like January 1st, how you spend New Year's Eve is how you'll spend the rest of the year, but the way it was said in what I read was much nicer.

It was kind of like Rosh Hashanah.

It's the head.

Rosh's head.

Hashanah is the year.

So it's the head of the year, Just like your head on your body controls your body and makes the decisions and is

the head of this household.

Rosh Hashanah is the head of the year.

So how you spend it really is going to dictate and set the tone for the year.

So how are we spending it this year?

What vibes are we putting out?

Okay, we're spending it with family, which is always great.

We're spending it vlogging.

True.

And working.

True.

So

a good tone to set.

Having fun.

Eating goods.

Dinny vibes.

Steenie vibes.

Togetherness.

Stry-sand lysand is here.

Oh, actually, no, I'm spending the Rosh Hashanah without my husband.

How is that?

Is that how I'm going to spend the whole year?

And you're

spending without Theo.

But I do have a little treat for you.

The Theo pillow

is behind you, and I think you should go get it.

I think you should get up and get it.

Because also it will balance out the frame.

Because if I'm sitting with a Stry Sand, you need to be sitting with a Stry Sand.

No one will know that he's not here because he doesn't move usually.

These are toast, herstery.

Oh, speaking of toast, her story.

Speaking of, and this is how we're going to start the rest of the year.

This is how we're going to set the tone for the year by being number one.

Okay, so I have my Theo pillow and now we can finally talk about what happened to us yesterday.

Yeah.

Kind of an amazing thing.

But it didn't happen to us.

We made happen.

I just feel like being so passive about it.

Like it could happen to anyone as a chance.

Wait, we're talking about it like as if Apple did it for us.

They did it in spite of us.

Yeah, as if we haven't haven't been working geared towards this goal.

We have just always been like lingering at the top of the podcast charts.

Three, maybe sometimes two, never number one.

Never.

And what happened yesterday?

I was just scrolling, doing my hourly check-in on the charts, literally hourly.

And what do I see?

Drew be Druin, Jets be Jetson?

Number one.

Number one, Smartless, our enemies?

Not even number two.

Not even number three.

Number four.

Embarrassing.

Embarrassing.

And that is something we predicted would happen, just like another fallout of the strike.

Yeah, but...

They couldn't have anyone fabulous on.

I know we're supposed to be in solidarity with the strikers, but now like the...

Seeing how it benefits us.

Seeing how it benefits us, it's hard.

It's hard.

I'm being pulled in a million directions.

But I guess that's kind of the whole point of the strike.

Making hard decisions.

Right.

Not for us.

No, it's not even hard.

Strike all the way.

Strike all the way.

Keep on striking.

No, actually.

Strike it to the man.

Jackie, it's not hard because we're standing in solidarity with the strike.

Yeah, but like the strike, it's hard.

And we have our own reasons.

No, but I guess the strike itself is a conundrum because it's like striking, the ability to strike is a good thing, but having to go on strike is a bad thing.

So it's like, are we pro-strike or anti-strike?

Here's what it is.

And are even the, like, as a, you know, everyone who supports SAG AFTRA.

They want the strike to be over.

Are they pro-strike or anti-strike?

They're pro- strikers, but they don't want to be on strike.

Everybody wants to get back to work.

Yeah.

No, it's a, it's an interesting conundrum you bring up.

It is, but all we know, number one in comedy yesterday.

Thank you to everyone who listened.

Also, it was because our episode was audio only.

So really,

the stars aligned.

It was beautiful.

And just in time for Rosh Hashanah.

And just in time for Rosh Hashanah, and that means we're going to spend the year being number one.

Which is not like a bad way to spend the year.

You know, being number three was a pretty good way to spend the year.

I'm not going to lie.

It's true.

And I feel like we might come to find that it's lonely at the top.

It's actually not because we were texting, we're together, and we were texting with Heather McDonald, who also, she's always number two, three, right around us.

And this morning, we were not number one anymore, but Heather was.

So you know what?

It's really not lonely at the top because we have each other and we have Heather McDonald.

That's true, but it's like we've been at number three and we've had this goal ahead of us and things have been good.

And I feel like maybe,

you know, it's like when you hit the top, where else is there to go?

It's a long way down.

It is.

Also, it's important, actually, and not being sarcastic, like to have goals.

Yeah.

So when you accomplish those goals like what's next?

Number one overall.

Okay, well, we have to be realistic.

I'm sure five years ago we said number one in comedy.

Yeah.

It was a pipe dream, but then everyone left the Apple charts and we had so true.

We had a fighting chance in hell.

Like we would never be number one in comedy if Joe Rogan was on Apple charts.

No, because he was like.

He was one, two, three, four, five.

Yeah.

Smartlist wouldn't be number one.

No, no.

I think we all should thank Joe Rogan.

Yeah.

I think we all should.

So it's like number one asterisk.

Doesn't count.

I think it doesn't matter.

I think we still have goals.

I agree.

Number one overall.

Okay.

Number one in shows.

We were number two in shows yesterday.

So this is exciting.

Some news about us, which we never talk about.

So it's nice to finally just like be able to splurge.

It is.

And we are back together in the Florida studio, everyone.

If you're watching on YouTube, flamingos

abound.

Abound.

And they're gorgeous.

They held up nicely in our time away.

It's so good to be back to have Bryce, Thrice.

How are you enjoying your time here so far?

I'm enjoying it nicely.

I have been kicked out of my room, which is fine.

I'm at the other guest room.

It's, it's gorgeous.

Actually, I kind of like this one better.

It's very peaceful and

isolated, which I would like, but I know you like to be around people, but I'm also feeling like you're kind of in your like loner era right now.

No, not only that.

Not only that.

There's something about being in a house that like freaks me out.

I think just like living in a house is just scary.

Yeah.

You know, like so many sounds, so many things.

And

the placement of my room is kind of like at the end of the house.

Like if somebody were to come in and kill everyone, like I really would be the last person.

There might be enough time for me to climb out the window.

Agreed.

And I slept soundly knowing that, you know,

knowing that you guys were dead downstairs and I was like totally fine upstairs.

Yeah.

But it doesn't keep you up at night, like worrying about your loved ones downstairs.

Yeah.

It didn't.

That's great.

Did you sleep good?

I slept great.

You know, you slept on a thumba bed.

I could tell

the toasty spirit was with me.

That's why I slept so well.

And bowling brand sheets, of course.

I knew that.

I knew that.

Yeah, but eventually the room Quadi was in will be my primary guest room.

So I'm going to beef it up a little bit, starting with that mini fridge that I left for you.

It was so cute.

I haven't used it yet.

I just wanted to give you like a little something special.

Because I've been booted.

Yeah.

No, it felt good.

It felt nice.

That room doesn't have a lot of amenities.

It has enough.

Yeah, it's bare bones.

Yeah, it has a TV.

But it's because I haven't like put money into it because everything from the other guest room will be going into that guest room, so there's no point.

You need not explain yourself, Jax.

You're a great hostess.

Thanks.

I'm trying.

This is me trying.

Ooh, nice.

And what else?

We had a lovely barbecue last night at my place.

I had an amazing hot dog that I've just been wanting hot dogs, obviously, since I gave birth.

And I've had a few, but when you ordered a hot dog from delivery, like you don't, they're not very good.

It's honestly, like, you shouldn't be allowed to order a hot dog from delivery.

But it satiates the craving

until I could get back home, get some AH dogs on the grill, grape papan, sauerkraut.

So good.

So good.

It was so nice to eat like a big meal, like with family.

Like even when I have a home cooked meal at my house, it's not the same, you know?

No.

Something about like being at a table with your

entire family, fresh food from the grill.

Like there's nothing better.

Entire family since Ben.

And me, oh, so true, I keep forgetting he's not here.

That's maybe why I slept so good.

Like knowing I was full of love, laughter, light, and family.

and food and togetherness and the food of course But mostly the togetherness.

Yeah, and did you not take Nyquil also?

Maybe that's why you slept good.

I did I did yeah

So that's probably why you slept good.

Probably

And so we have a lovely weekend.

I think I'm gonna cook a brisket today.

Oh, yeah, I actually kind of inspired Jackie, would you say you did because there's two even though if the the meal comes out bad, it's not my fault.

There's two nights of Rosh Hashanah.

Olivia like just assumed the mantle.

She was like, I'll do both nights, Jackie.

You have so much on your plate.

Like you can't worry about not just like cooking, but hosting plates, cleaning, dishware.

You know, it's two dishwasher cycles when you're hosting like that.

Livia has two dishwashers.

She does.

I only have one.

That's so underrated.

You only have one.

Yikes.

I know.

But it's like, where would I...

Such a crazy thing to have two dishwashers.

It is.

But it's, they, like, they use, they're both always full.

But it's, and I'm sure my dishwasher is always empty, but I'm sure if I had two, like, they would still not be enough.

And it's weird because I have a home and I have a big kitchen, but I don't have space for a second dishwasher.

Who does?

I barely have space for an ice machine.

It's the crazy thing.

I don't have a counter space.

I guess because I have all those bottle contraptions.

Yeah.

Like once the baby Breza takes me an ice machine.

The drying rack.

Right.

So anyways, I was like, I really did want to try and do one night in my home, the second night, because the first night's the big night where everyone's like really excited and hungry.

And Olivia's night is obviously going to have like the better spread.

Don't say that, Jack.

But like I've got this like huge dining table that fits the whole family.

And I've never, we've never never really been able to sit around it except for last night which was amazing we've to christen the home with the jewish spirit right and i was like you know what i really want to have everyone by me so claudia sent me a recipe for a brisket i got a cookbook i've never had a cookbook before now i know like why you like them i feel so like oh obsessed i'm gonna just grab my cookbook obsessed it's jake cohen's doing what it's called i could nash it's like all jewish and i wasn't really planning on opening it because i don't cook then i saw on his instagram he made one of the recipes like to promote his cookbook and it was the brisket and don't lie like it looked so good, right?

It did.

I don't know.

But don't you know?

Like, the brisket looked good, but like, I don't know.

That's what I'm making.

Yeah.

But how, how can you know until you make it?

It looked good.

It looked good.

So once we get our hands on it, like, who knows?

No, I'm, I will follow that recipe to

that's what I do.

I'm gonna have you reading it like over and over again because you sent me pictures of it.

Yeah, I should have just brought it.

Totally.

Dumb.

We're so dumb.

Or maybe it's online.

I can print it.

Maybe I'll just text him and ask for like a PDF.

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah.

So I'm excited, but it calls to be like cooled overnight.

So I'm going to be starting today, but that's actually better for my schedule.

That way I can spread things out because I don't want to be overwhelmed tomorrow.

So important to spread them constantly.

Constantly.

Constantly.

So it's going to be a fabulous weekend.

We're going to kick off the weekend with a nice bit of toast, which is kind of the best way to start a weekend, in my opinion.

End a year.

End a year.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So we wouldn't let you start your year without a bit of toast to set the tone for the year.

So before we do that, let's just wish everyone a shout out to Va'u Metuka.

May you have a sweet new year, a fabulous holiday weekend.

And if you're not impacted by the holidays, neither is the toast because we'll be back on Monday.

And if you're not impacted by the holidays, like just have a wonderful fall weekend.

Maybe you're picking some apples.

Maybe you're making a cauldron of mold

wine.

That's nice.

Cider.

Yours is better.

Yours is better.

Mold wine.

No, that's good.

No, cider's.

Yeah.

So happy fall weekend.

We're fall.

Actually, no, it's still not fall.

I know.

That's like the crazy thing about summer is like Labor Day.

Well, I'm wearing all white because it's still summer.

No, it's like September is mostly summer.

Yeah.

Summer, summer, summer.

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First up, Irina Shake is playing the field with Tom Brady, and she's in a bit of a love triangle with Tom Brady and Bradley Cooper.

I can't.

Irina Shake, according to page six, Irina Shake is playing the field with Tom Brady, but she still wants to settle down with Brad Cooper.

Brad?

Brad, you guys are on a nickname basis?

Yeah, Brad.

I call him Brad.

Just me and Brad.

Me and Brad and Irina and and Tom.

Right, Tom.

I call him Timmy.

I call her Rhee.

The supermodel has been spending time with both her on-again, off-again flame, Bradley Cooper, as well as the retired NFL stud, Tom Brady, as the...

part of the world's best-looking love triangle.

Literally.

A source told page six, when it comes to Cooper vs.

Brady, Irena is still hoping to tie the knot and settle down with Bradley Cooper, with whom she shares a six-year-old daughter.

Years have been put into the relationship, says a source, and they were just spotted together on a family vacation in Italy with a topless photo photo shoot.

And earlier this month, she was spotted with Tom Brady.

So she, there could be nothing here and she's just co-parenting with her ex.

Right.

But the way that I see it

is that she still holds a torch for Bradley.

I think she likes Tom.

He's probably a nice guy and he's very good looking.

But I think the best part of him is that he might make Bradley jealous.

Right.

And like she has a family with Bradley.

I'm rooting for Bradley and Irina.

Like I'm rooting for a family to remain together.

I am too.

But like ever since I believe it was you who opened my eyes to like Paige 6's obsession with making Irena Shake look like a loser.

I see like this through that lens too, like why she's going to really far lanes just to make like her ex-boyfriend jealous.

And to be honest, like I can't imagine anyone in the world, no matter who you are, dating Tom Brady like for revenge.

Like if you get a date, it's like win a date with Tad Hamilton.

Win a date with Tom Brady, like you don't just give that up.

No, but they're just playing in a different league.

That's true.

It's not like she left one league and entered another.

It's true.

And Bradley Cooper's in that league, too.

And so is she.

Like, so it's just, this is what like regular people do on the ground every day.

Who would you rather date?

I think Tom Brady.

Who would you rather date?

I don't know.

You know, I don't think that's a good idea.

It's a true dangerous choice.

I don't know either man that well.

I'm just talking about looks pretty much because we don't know them.

Oh.

They're like both equally handsome to me.

I think it just depends.

It's like Bradley Cooper.

Is he Chris Kyle Bradley Cooper?

That's true.

I think I would choose Bradley Cooper because I feel like Tom Brady got some plastic surgery.

Like, did you see what he's been looking like recently?

Like, he kind of looks like a girl.

Like, he looks like he got like lip filler and a chin filler.

And he's still really handsome, but like, he's not as handsome as he once was.

I'm just saying.

Okay.

One of my favorite things to do is to like criticize beautiful people's looks.

It makes me feel better about myself.

I understand.

No, there.

Does anybody else like see like what I'm talking about?

He actually kind of looks like a Kardashian.

I actually do.

He's just looking like shiny a nail.

And it's not my favorite look well maybe the it'll like dissolve it needs to settle it'll settle in his face yeah and maybe you would go out with it i guess he like returned to the field for the patriots like opening game and he like took his hoodie off and had a patriots jersey on so everybody was like screaming in the arena for the patriots jersey and i was just looking at the filler i'm like you look full

let me go look at what you're talking about patriots oh my god it's googling tom brady patriots yeah like

you have to find the photo from like a few days ago okay he makes an emotional return to new media

and it it was emotional for me because I'm like, what happened to your face?

Oh, I do see.

He just like, he got a little nip and tuck in my opinion.

Yeah.

And so that's why I'm choosing Bradley.

Who do you think has more money, Tom?

Yeah, but who do you think has a better personality?

Bradley.

I feel like they both suck.

No, I feel like Bradley Cooper has a cool personality.

You do.

And I feel like if Tom Brady...

I think we saw Bradley Cooper and the Smartlist doc, not to platform them because they're over partying.

Because they're our competition.

But if he could be on the comedy podcast.

Right.

and he can hang with those guys i also feel like if tom brady had this incredible personality personality we would know i feel like footballers who have good personalities like it always shines through yeah no they get hosting gigs right there you know in movies kelsey brothers yeah and he made a movie like with his personality and it was 80 for brady and you said it's dunk it up

so i just feel like if he had this boisterous outgoing effervescent personality we would know that's so true he's been on tv for like 20 years it's so easy for athletes to shine through when they have like a good personality.

I feel like it happens all the time.

And when I feel like ESPN is always looking for athletes with personality.

Right.

And so many clips go viral.

They mic up the players.

They have little end zone dances.

I've never seen that from Tom.

He's a serious guy.

I also like a serious guy sometimes.

You could be both.

I could be both.

Yeah.

Get you a guy who could do both.

Why do I have to choose?

Right.

And you are both.

Like, you're literally the definition of serious and fun.

Tir.

So, like, find you a guy who could do both.

Thank you.

Seriously.

Oh, my gosh.

It's the truth.

It's the truth.

What a great year.

This is how we're starting the Roche.

Yeah.

This is how we're starting the year.

So who shall Irina choose if this is Irina's choice?

The person she has a child with, but like, if it hasn't worked out in the past, like, there's obviously a reason.

And this is going to be mean.

And maybe it's just because I'm feeling like being a bitch, but like, I think Irina, and this is just how I perceive it, like, Irina, like, he doesn't like you.

Like, if he wanted to, he would.

Like, you literally have a child together.

Irina, if he wanted to, he would.

Irina, get over it.

But sometimes it does take like a man seeing, you know, what

it could be without you.

i understand and like i feel like he i feel like and this is again just pure speculation i just think she's acted over the last few years like since they broke up like kind of desperate like to get back together with him and that's not like an attractive look so maybe this is like her playing hard to get and maybe it is the thing that works and gets them back together i just feel like if all this time it hasn't worked like why now why now why this brady

but maybe it is the brady that'll do it maybe it is maybe it is but i don't think so Okay.

We shall see.

You know, Paige 6 will keep us posted on her.

Yeah, on Irena's, like, losery becomings and goings, even though she's probably like, in reality, like the most competent, cool person that has both these guys, like Bradley's begging to get back with her, but Paige 6 will never let you know that.

No, they'll say she's chasing Tom Brady around a wedding.

Right.

So, right, right.

She's planning these trips with Bradley to like...

orchestrate them getting back together.

She posts the pictures of them on her social media because she wants to get back together.

She thinks the public pressure, like Page 6 is doing this girl so dirty.

And let me just say, like, I'm eating it up.

Like, I'm buying everything they're selling.

Well, speaking of buying things that other people are selling, Demi Lovato has a new album out, and it's a revamped version of her classic song.

She doesn't have a new album out.

As rock anthems.

Well, it's, yeah, no.

It's her greatest hits.

Like.

It's called Revamp, though.

And she transforms 10 of her greatest hits into brash anthems.

So she decided to re-record her old music after famously holding a funeral for her pop career last year.

I don't know about famously.

Famously, I never heard of it.

I didn't even know

I didn't hear about it either.

That was ahead of her first punk record.

Holy fuck.

But unlike, you know, Taylor's versions that don't sound any different, these songs completely reinvent her signature songs with grittier instrumentation, punchier melodies, and even some updated lyrics.

So in the original version of 2015's Cool for the Summer, it featured a line that said, don't tell your mother, but now she says, go tell your mother.

Oh,

on the revised mix of tell me you love me where it says you ain't nobody till you got somebody she added the words they say you ain't nobody till you got somebody empowering to remind fans empowering remind fans that it's okay to be alone no for sure thank you demi um

cool like

okay as a first of all Demi songs, the OGs are the best ever.

Excellent.

So I'm here for a revamp version.

I just love when people are like, let me tell you how much I respect this.

Like,

holy fuck, I'm unfamiliar with it.

Like, sometimes making new music, like, isn't the right path for you, you know?

That's what I'm saying.

I feel like Miley went through that too, where like, she just kept making new music, like trying to find her sound.

And she eventually did find it, but then briefly she like went back and started like singing Start All Over in the Climb.

And I was like, you know what?

It's good.

Yeah, I would love an album like this for Miley.

And I just want to say as a concept in general, I love this idea.

Yeah.

Especially from like girlies who made music so young.

Yeah.

And it's like, those are still amazing songs, but like you might not relate to the way that they sang it or their voice might have been, you know,

younger and higher.

Or it's just like old production and it needs a revamp.

Right.

So I think I would love to see this trend more.

I think Demi is a great person to be doing it because she has so many great songs that could be punched up.

No, and rock like is a good

genre for Demi.

It's funny.

I feel like when Miley was like searching for her sound, she tried everything.

And then rock is really where she ended up too.

It's more like, it's less like obvious rock.

It's more like edgy, like, you know, indie rock but demi really does have like a good rock vibe oh did you see she was on howard stern making waves yeah that quill for the summer is about like a trish she had with a famous woman yes but she won't say who it is now because she's in a relationship right and she feels it would be disrespectful now i have theories oh it's gonna be crazy but i've felt on obviously a tick tock tick tock rabbit hole um i feel like it was katy perry That's so funny.

I thought you were going to say that, but I don't.

Really?

Yeah, I don't know why.

Maybe because she has a similar song, I kissed a girl.

So you just kind of like like associate the two.

I don't think I kissed a girl is about Demi, but I think like.

No, I'm sorry.

That's not even why.

No.

Because I guess people like didn't know that Katy Perry is bisexual, even though she has like said it in interviews.

And then recently she was.

She literally had a song, I Kissed a Girl.

Right.

And then recently.

That was like when Demi came out to her parents, like, I'm bisexual.

And they were like, you have a song Cool for the Summer.

Like, we know.

Oh, wait.

How is Cool for the Summer about girls?

Don't tell your mother.

It's about the girl.

We're cool.

Cool for the summer.

Like, if you read all the lyrics.

Oh, I never put that together.

Yeah.

That's what she said on Howard.

Oh, I only watched the clickbaity part.

But Katy Perry was.

My clickbaity part was a longer clip.

Right.

Katie Perry was recently photographed with Fletcher, like in a very, you know, sensual pose.

And then she was in this other photo with like a bunch of other queer women.

And she was, you know, kind of dressed looking like a lesbian.

So everyone was like, wait, Katy Perry's bi.

And then they found this clip.

She was like, yeah, I'm bi.

Like, it's not a secret.

So that's why I just feel like it's Katie, even though I have no other proof.

I feel like the age difference might not make sense.

Yeah.

When Demi wrote Quilford Summer.

Actually, I guess she would have been like 23-ish.

That's when, because I'm the same age as Demi.

I mean, it literally could have been anyone.

Could have been anyone, but also we should look at which women Demi has dated publicly to see if she has a type.

And then maybe we could

work backwards.

And perhaps we should actually watch the entire interview with Howard to know if the woman's closeted.

Like, is this a person we know is out?

She didn't say in the clip I saw, but she did say the woman doesn't know the song is about her.

Doesn't answer my question.

Because if it's a closeted woman, no, we'll never guess.

I feel like then she would have said,

this person is closeted.

Yeah.

Like I'm not saying who it is because they're closeted because she said she, the person doesn't know the song is about them and she wouldn't tell them at this point because she's in a relationship.

So at no point did she say it was because she was closeted.

At no point in the clips that we saw.

At no point in the one minute clip out of a three hour interview that we saw did she say that.

Right.

So she must have not said it.

I will say she did look very, very good on that interview, like happy, healthy.

She looked well.

She looks well exactly.

And I'm happy for her.

Yeah.

She looks like old Demi.

She looked like old Demi, like just

gotta return to your roots.

Yeah, she looked good.

I'm happy for her.

But sometimes you have to go in order to come home.

I mean, that's so

Malibu by Miley.

There's actually a lot of similarities in Miley and Demi's journeys.

Yeah, but it's even like traveling.

Sometimes like, you know, you need to leave your house in order to miss it.

Ain't that the truth?

And that's how she feels getting back to her roots.

That'll be the name of her next album, Roots.

Roots is a good word.

It is.

You know, I was singing about Olivia Rodrigo.

We had this conversation once about the words in this studio on our last episode.

It was called Growth.

Wait, with Olivia Culpo, the one that Olivia Culpo was on.

Yeah.

Because we were talking about the end of the year.

Makes you think.

Makes you think.

But that would be a good name for an album.

Yeah.

And Olivia Rodrigo does four-letter

word albums.

Root.

No, it doesn't work.

Root.

Yeah.

Root.

root less than roots roots greater than root root i don't give a root

i don't i really don't give a root so i will be listening to this album okay good i will be if i can find the time she performed it at the vmas so we got uh she did like a little medley she did heart attacks yeah and like she was did that performance was everywhere everyone was dancing everyone was loving it like yeah go back to the classics this is a good era for demi like i'm i'm really happy for her yeah know that i am

even if i honestly can't understand.

That is a demi song.

Yeah, I know.

I wonder if she revamped that one.

What song is it?

That's amazing.

Let's say it real quick.

Know that I am.

Even if I

can't understand,

I'll take the blame.

You take the truth.

Me and my heart.

Happier.

We'll make it through.

If

happy is her.

I'm happy for you.

By the way, the songs on the album revamped Heart Attack.

Great.

Confident.

Oh.

Sorry, not sorry.

Yuck.

Oh, actually, terrible song.

She posted the rock cover, like little snippets on TikTok.

It sounded pretty good.

Okay, but the song itself.

Yeah, it's bad.

Cool for the summer.

Amazing.

Tell me you love me.

I really forget how many bops Demi had.

Neon Lights.

Sing it.

Like Neon Lights.

Like, I don't know that song.

No, you do.

It's about.

about okay it's like from a heart attack era okay skyscraper

challenging challenging la la land

it's like an oh i'm surprised she got uh like disney's approval like that was an oh like a deep cut yeah give your heart a break so good and don't forget did you oh that song so good so good that's one of the best songs ever made yeah

Wow, congrats, Demi.

Congrat me.

Are you ready for our next story?

I am.

Joe Manginello leaves the gym with an actress, 13 years his junior, amid his divorce with Sophia Benny.

And we literally said because he wants kids, he's going to get with someone younger.

Yeah.

We said that, right?

And we said if he got with someone younger, that would give credence to the rumor that they're divorcing because he wants kids.

Yeah, even though like men in Hollywood go with younger women all the time and they don't want

kids.

They're just disgusting.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Joe Manginello was spotted leaving a sweaty gym session with much younger actress Caitlin O'Connor less than two months after filing for divorce from his wife, Sophia Vergara.

The two, who have a 13-year age difference, looked giddy on Wednesday as they exited Gold's gym in Venice, California, and walked side by side in photos obtained by Page Six exclusively.

How old is Shoman Ginello?

He is 46 and she's 33.

So that's like not crazy.

It's not crazy.

They both have fully frontal frontal lobes.

I never say that.

They can make their heads.

I'll see what she looks like.

Let me see.

Yeah.

It's actually really hard to see someone living your dream.

No, but, oh, and now that they're at the gym, it really is your dream.

Well, okay, relax.

The thing is, oh my God, Joe Manchino is like one of the hottest people I've ever met in my life.

Never met him.

And two, you know, if they're going on dates to the gym, like, they're close.

No, and they've been together for a long time.

Right.

Cause like you don't show someone makeup-free sweat, like, you know, pit stains.

But some girls, like, just don't worry about those things.

You know, like, some girls.

No, they do.

No.

She also appears to be wearing leggings from Booty by Bra-Bance, a former sponsor of The Toast.

Great leggings.

Yeah, they make your ass look nice.

This is tough.

It makes you wonder.

Very like good and young.

Okay, but it just makes me wonder now because if you're comfortable being spotted out with someone two months after you got divorced and it's not like they're on a dinner date where it could be a first date, like this is obviously a relationship.

Like, were they dating?

It's a good question.

Before there was a divorce filed.

Also, another good question is...

Who goes to Gold's gym?

I feel like that's a gym franchise of the 90s.

Like the early 2000s.

It's just not very like Hollywood.

It's not very regular person.

Yeah, it's giving like Planet Fitness.

It's giving regular.

Yeah.

Joe does feel like a regular guy.

He does.

And I feel like he's the type of guy who like wants to go to the gym to be at the gym and not, you know, for their juice bar and their sauna.

And their amenities, yeah.

The amenities.

Like he's going for the dumbbells.

And I think.

It looks like, I mean, it shows.

I feel like Gold's has good dumbbells and equipment.

I think that's a fair assessment.

Like they have the heavy-duty equipment.

I just feel like Gold's like branding and like their t-shirts.

He's literally a guy with a bench press it's very early 2000s i didn't even know that they still existed yeah

but that their whole thing is like a guy with a bench press like you go to do you say what gym you go to i don't i think i have i go to equinox like i don't think that's i think that's like yeah like is that crazy like i go to equinox and there's like a juice bar and like i've never been to the juice bar or the shop the shop is really highway robbery stay away from it like it's so cute what do they have in the bathrooms there the bathrooms are what really for me is like what's fabulous first of all there's a pool and a cold plunge i haven't been yet though actually they have a spa

they have uh and you got a massage no i got a face yellow it was excellent uh they have uh steamroom sauna kiel's products

amazing blow dryers i do need to talk to someone though about their scrunchie offerings it's not gonna work if anybody at equinox like wants to talk you need like a skoonchy sponsorship and you need like an Athena club razor.

I cut the shit out of my legs with those razors.

Like that's not cool.

Well, then everyone would steal them.

Everybody steals shit there anyway.

People literally come with their empty Kiel's face cream and they just use the face cream.

Like that's what you're paying for.

It's, that's true.

That's fun.

It's a small tub.

Yeah.

No, I'm sorry.

Like scrunchies and razors, they need to be top tier for Equinox.

Like somebody, somebody get in touch with me because you need Athena Club and you need

literally any brand.

Like the scrunchies are not going to work.

Okay.

Okay.

I have notes.

Much like I do with Bloomingdale's and how I do with Equinox.

Feel free to get in touch.

So, oh, also, did you see that?

Like, Sophia Verrara, she's a judge on America's Got Talent now and like Howie Mundell was like making jokes about her being single.

And they said, like, she walked off, but like, I think it was in all in good fun.

Um, I didn't see that.

Like, that's kind of what's going on with her.

I feel like Howie wouldn't make jokes, like, unless it was okay.

Yeah, he said, like, she has a good sense of humor about it, but on the show, she, like, walked off.

Yeah, they're like always making stuff up.

Like, America's Got Talent is the most scripted, like, fraudulent show.

So, I'm not going to believe anything.

Yeah, she was sitting on a throne of Tater Tots taking a lie detector test.

Excuse me?

What did you just say?

You heard what I said.

I don't think that I did.

She was sitting on a throne of tater tots taking a lie detector test.

Yeah, that's what I read.

Speaking of tater tots, what are we having for lunch?

Oh, that's a great, great question.

I'm happy to order you anything that you want.

I personally am in my turkey sandwich era and I have turkey and I have soup.

You need to grow up, like for all.

You need to grow up with the turkey sandwich.

Like, what are you 12?

What do you want for lunch, wench?

What sounds better for lunch than a homemade turkey sandwich you know what i ended up on the side of like really crazy no i'm making you soup no

no i really don't want and also like olivia's making soup for dinner so i'll have soup for dinner okay so what do you want for lunch i really want raisin canes but they don't have that here do they they don't even have it in new york oh and what would you get like fried chicken like chicken tender stuff fried chicken it's like chicken tender okay fried chicken and like texas toast like like i'm really i've just been craving it because so many people on my tick tock have been eating it i cannot do not have raisin canes in florida no but we have other good um chains.

Chains, but I haven't really ventured out into the fast food here.

We do have to do a fast food.

I was going to say a mbong at some point, but I don't think we'll have time this weekend.

Sounds like we need to do a m'bong so you can get to know your surroundings.

That we 100% shelf the idea.

But that's not how we want to start the year.

Eating in the city.

No, eating fast food in our cars.

Not doesn't bode well for the year.

For like our health journeys that we're on.

Yeah.

I guess, but would it be the worst thing?

No.

We'd be happy.

Are you ready for our next story?

A story that I'm

invested in, number four.

Oh, no, I'm not ready.

Oh, my God.

That flew by.

Better get ready.

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Our next story, Aaron Rodgers undergoes surgery for his torn Achilles heel.

And thanks doctors for starting him on the road to recovery.

And thanks Taylor Swift for everything she's done as he always does every day when he says his morning prayers yes when he says his state of grace

the quarterback revealed in an Instagram story post that he underwent surgery to repair his left Achilles heel

that was torn during the New York Jets game against the Buffalo Bills on Monday he said surgery went great thank you for all the love and prayers and support and thanks to the GOAT doctor and his staff for starting me on the road to recovery okay I have so much to say the first is I saw his Instagram post and I left a comment like hope that you listen to State of Grace.

And like, the toasters understood it, but like these footballers were sending me like literal hate mail.

Engagement.

No, they were literally sending me death threats.

I have a good feeling about his recovery.

Like, I know nothing, of course, about football nor medicine, but I have a really good feeling.

Yeah, I just feel like, and this is what one of the analysts said in the story that I read, which was that like, he's not going to let this be the way that his football career ends.

I believe that because I know Aaron.

He's a fighter.

Yeah.

He's a

fighter.

I also think he should watch Country Strong during his recovery because he kind of is like country strong.

Yeah.

The way country is giving him strength.

Right.

And he's a person who values strength and country.

He does.

You see him with the flags?

Right.

So I think it's a strong man.

That's what I'm saying.

I do really feel like it might benefit him to watch that movie.

We should make him a list of like feel-good content, music, TV shows, Love Island Season 5, things to watch to speed up his recovery.

We should just have that list in general, which we do try and have.

It's also

synonymous with our like family trip movie list.

Right.

Honestly, drop a comment.

Like, what's a feel-good movie, TV show, or song that you would recommend Aaron Rodgers to listen to to speed up his recovery of his Achilles here?

You know what song I like as a feel-good song, but I don't know if it relates to Aaron.

Yeah.

It's You Can't Stop the Girl by Bibi Rexa from the Maleficent soundtrack.

Love that.

I have another song too.

I don't say brokenhearted.

No.

No, that would be mean because broken heart is a song I think you should use when you're working out and he can't work out.

No, it's that song.

And I wonder, is Aaron Rodgers a man of faith?

I have to assume.

I feel like he probably, I'm sure he has a long answer about it.

Right.

Something where he believes in a higher being.

So yes.

And I think he should listen to that song by Britt Nicole that plays rising.

That plays at the end of the other woman, which is also another feel-good movie that he should definitely listen to.

Such a feel-good movie.

Yes.

How does that song go?

The sun is rising.

The sun is rising.

Oh.

And that bridge where Leslie Mann throws her ring into the ocean.

Add it to the list of stories.

Add it to the list.

Oh,

I feel like I actually never bring that up, especially in regard, like in relation to how beautiful it is.

I feel like I never bring it up.

A couple times.

What I wonder how many times before it makes the list?

Five?

No.

Well,

five in how many years?

I feel like fine.

I've definitely said Britt Nicole's story five times over the last literally five years.

Okay, is that a lot?

No.

Once a year?

No.

No.

Fine.

Once a year.

That's your max.

Oh, God.

So I can't bring that up for a whole other year.

Not till next Versushana.

Okay, fine.

So let me talk about it a little bit more.

The bridge of that song is so good.

How does it go?

When you can't, you know, it's like...

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know what?

Let's

pull it up.

Even when the winds hold, you know, wait, let me just, oh, no, I could just pull up the light.

Why?

We don't even monetize our videos.

Oh, oh, yeah, pull it up, pull it up.

Pull it up.

Pull it up, pull it up.

Oh, if you know, you know.

Escape to the bridge, or no?

We're gonna listen to Hell Song.

We'll literally get taken down off of YouTube.

Okay.

Why?

You just can't monetize.

I'm just feeling like I'm in Aaron's head right now.

Put it closer to the mic.

I'm worried.

Hit him with the Jets.

Literally.

Bringing New York back.

Jets Super Bowl win.

You want to hold it?

And you don't know if you'll ever find the healing.

He doesn't know if he's ever going to find the healing.

You're going to make it, Aaron.

I believe in you.

This is so true.

The night can only last for so long.

Achilles heel.

He's definitely

promise for the ones who just hold on.

There's a promise for the ones who just hold on.

I'm going to cry.

Me too.

Someone's calling you.

The sun is rising.

Like, there is light at the end of the tunnel, Aaron.

Don't worry.

The sun is rising.

We have time today with these crap stories.

Okay, I can't.

Wait, we didn't even get to the bridge.

That was the whole point.

Okay, I'll try and scoot along.

It's coming up now.

Bruno's inspired.

Look at him.

Heads up.

You're going to go after Magnolia.

Tell her how you feel.

Okay, here it comes, you guys.

Ready?

Maybe not.

No.

Even when he.

Yeah.

Okay, yeah, here she goes.

Ready?

She's about to pop the fuck off, Britt Nicole.

Yeah, yeah.

So, Aaron,

he's definitely drowning in his doubt right now.

Just look beyond the clouds.

Just look beyond the clouds.

Just look beyond the clouds, Aaron.

It's going to happen for you.

Like, I really, truly believe that.

If you don't have chills, you're a monster.

If you don't have chills, you're a monster.

Get checked.

Get well soon, Refuashlema.

Oh, nope.

I'm not done with my iPad.

That would be a nice way to end the show.

Do we still have another story?

Yeah, we do.

What if we should.

If we don't, was it a bad story?

What was it?

Just give us a TLDR.

Headline, there's some like janky documentary about the Kardashians coming out called House of of Kardashian.

Caitlin.

House of Kardashian that Caitlin has lent

her voice her voice to.

Wow.

Okay.

Sorry, it's just confused.

No, sorry.

It's okay.

It's just

go, go.

It's confusing because I remember when everything happened with Caitlin, she said like that she didn't change her voice.

Right.

So it was just like, I just got tripped off.

That was crazy.

I got tripped off on the voice.

I feel like we're like, as a society, like nobody really even questions Caitlin's promotional.

No, I've never like mixed it up.

She's never done that before.

It was just because of the voice.

Of course, of course.

Because the voice is the same.

The thing about Caitlin, actually, and I think part of really people refuse to give her any sort of acknowledgement for being like a leader in the trans movement is she's kind of

like a pioneer and she's very

like understanding of like people's yeah no I don't think Caitlin would have been mad at me for no that's what I'm saying she's not gonna like be like you misgendered me other people are gonna come from my neck right but I actually think but in defense of Caitlin they might not right because they don't like kind of this polarizing figure in the trans community.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And in the Kardashian community.

So I think people are like quaking that she's, it's actually a good story.

We could talk about it.

People are quaking that she's lending her voice to this documentary.

And I actually don't think it'll be that crazy.

For the most part, they're on fine terms with her.

And she is Kendall and Kylie's

dad.

And like, even if she might have bad blood with Chris, like Chris is still their mother.

I don't think, oh my God, Bruno is sleeping.

Oh my God.

Wait, don't move, don't move, don't move.

Oh, fuck.

He was literally sleeping, standing up.

Are we boring you, brew?

Yeah.

Are you bored?

Okay.

I don't think it'll be that damning, but I think it gives the documentary like a little bit more of, you know,

credibility because they actually have a...

Joe Francis is in it.

Oh, and he's tied with Kim.

Yeah.

Okay, so maybe it's like a approved project.

Or maybe we're going to make this documentary.

Maybe at any rate, maybe we could have some friendly faces who have nice things to say about us.

And if they want to do it, they can do it.

Do they say who else?

I'm sure it'll be like pop culture experts, reporters you never heard of.

pop culture experts um not us quotations around expert um and who is developing this documentary sky

oh like britain yeah okay so it might be like a more global look at the girls because you know we're very in the weeds yeah that's actually a good point yeah it will air in the uk on october 8th i just feel like it's giving irrelevant oh for sure but caitlin made it relevant yeah which i'm sure they hate that yeah for her caitlin also made waves on Twitter this week.

Did you see?

No.

There was a meme going around of, I'm sure everyone has seen it, like a restaurant who had men's and women's bathrooms and the men's picture had a picture of Bruce Jenner on it and the women's bathroom had a picture of Caitlin Jenner on it and people were like, this isn't funny.

And Caitlin responded, actually, I think it's funny.

Oh.

Yeah.

So Caitlin's kind of like a, that's what I'm saying.

She wouldn't be mad at you for accidentally mistaking her pronouns.

Like she's, she's cool.

Yeah.

No, I feel okay about that.

You don't think Caitlin's going to find this and attack you?

No, but I do think other people will attack me, but as long as it's not Caitlin.

It was an honest mistake.

For sure.

Like, we have nothing to hide.

For sure.

That's our show.

That's our year, actually.

That's a wrap on 5747.

I can never keep up with the Hebrew year.

Yeah, me neither.

Thank you so much.

Thank you so much, Bruno.

Thank you.

Thank you for making this episode gorgeous.

And thank you guys so much.

We'll send you the Tesla Monday morning showing.

And thank you to Aaron Rodgers doctors.

It's so true, by the way.

Like, I really.

We'll be praying for you this evening.

Yeah.

I hope that the start of your year is a good start.

Me too.

And for everyone out there celebrating Rosh Hashanah, I hope you have a meaningful holiday filled with love and family and food.

Yeah.

And sweetness.

And sweetness.

A sweet treat.

Thank you so much.

Have a great day, guys.

Love you.

See you Monday.

Bye.

Love ya.

Bye.