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Good morning, millennials, and welcome back to the toast.

Happy Wednesday.

It is hump day.

This week, there's just something about

it.

I am joined, it's very appropriate, by a girl who I would love to get my hands on to hump.

Oh,

it's the snatcher.

We humped all weekend.

We did hump all weekend.

It is the snatcher.

Our little sis Margo is joining us while Jackie is out today at some doctor's appointments.

And I feel like, I feel blessed.

I feel blessed to be here, honestly.

You look gorgeous.

Do I?

Tell us about your like very relaxed, cool girl summer fit.

You know, I was really inspired by Sophia Ritigrange.

You were really inspired by all the birthday gifts you got from your extremely generous sister.

100%.

This shirt, Loueve, by my sister Olivia Austray.

These shoes, Hermes, by my sister Claudia Austray.

And then the rest is mine.

But yeah, no, I'm just feeling

quiet luxury.

Yes, they're calling it stealth wealth.

Yeah, I really am just like loving it.

I also, oh, I should have worn my pearls.

I got myself like some pearls.

Snatcher's in like a rich woman era.

We're living for it.

Literally that I'm making everyone else buy for me.

And I am dressed like a businesswoman in the middle of winter, but that's because I am going to a panel after this.

So like our outfits could not be more different.

Well, I did wear a blazer over this because I have to go to work after, but I really just like, it wasn't about the oversized blazer, you know?

Satch, thanks for making time in your extremely busy day for the toasters.

You know, the last time you were on the toast was like somewhat recently.

Yeah.

And we had a bunch of guests that week.

And I thought it was really interesting that the most downloaded episode belonged to the Satch.

I would have thought it was one of the big stars.

100%.

I thought I was the meat bottom of the totem pole.

Just because like everyone hears from me all the time, you know?

But not really.

Ever since you kind of quit your podcast.

I quit my job.

You quit your podcast.

Now it's like, give us Satch, give a Satch.

And so when you come on, it's actually like a really big guest.

It's kind of better, wouldn't you say?

It's kind of better.

So aren't you glad?

Listen, I was never upset that you quit.

I wanted you.

You supported me.

Whatever made you happy.

Yeah.

But now when we get you, it's kind of like, we nailed an interview exclusive with the big star.

Big exclusive.

We had such a fabulous weekend.

This is actually perfect timing.

I want to feel happiness like that all the time.

I wish, I think I said that literally yesterday.

And then I said it like to like my friend yesterday.

I wish for happiness like this forever.

Yeah.

Was Friday night.

Like

that was the night that Margaret and I just like rogue a few hours before the concert, bought tickets.

We hadn't planned it.

And we ended up having like, that was like the best night of your life, right?

Yo, a thousand percent.

And like, I can't believe there was a time, like, when we were like, thinking about us going back and forth on whether or not to buy it.

And I just, like, wish I could have told those girls, like, just, just fucking do it.

It was not only the best concert of my life, but the best night of my life.

No, duh.

It was so

everything.

Like, you know, when things, like, everything just works out.

Yes.

And everything was working out for us.

Like, from for, from everything, like, from the get-up, like, once we got the tickets, it was like the car, the Uber was easy.

The Uber was easy.

The lines for the bar and the food were lots of stuff.

Yeah, yeah like we ended up being did you say like i didn't go met life stadium had like this really cool we didn't even know when we were buying our tickets that one of the the section that we were in had its own like club so in terms of like bathroom bar and food it was like this little club for only people in our section it was like so premium so premium there were no lines you have to like go upstairs like when you enter metlife stadiums like we literally just like entered on the floor or walked into our club walked into our club and it was like so like luxe what's the word like um humane it was so civilized yeah civilized Um, so that just made it like so much better.

Also, because, like, I don't, I don't drink water.

Like, I never have to pee.

I peed six times on Friday night.

Like, I don't know what it was.

I think I was like nervous or like overwhelmed, but it was fine because the bathroom was like two seats.

Right behind us.

And there was no line.

So, like, literally, Taylor would like start talking in between songs.

One of us would run to the bathroom.

The other one would watch our stuff.

Yeah.

And we would get back from the bathroom.

She'd still be talking.

She'd still be talking.

And that's because A, Taylor talks a lot.

And B, let's just be honest, we did not wash our hands.

No, I'm sorry.

I can't be bothered to do that.

I also had a 13 on my hand that I had written in makeup.

So, if I'd started washing my hands every time I peed, like, it would have been gone.

No, I just like, there's no, you don't have to give an excuse.

We don't have to explain ourselves as to why we didn't wash our hands.

No, like, I took a shower when I got home, but of course, I didn't wash my hands once at the concert, and I'm not even ashamed.

No, I washed them the first time we went, and then that was it.

I was like, I'm gonna keep washing them, I'm gonna keep being here.

Um, what's new with Satch?

What's new with Satch?

Um, give us a little update into the life of a fabulous Satch.

Summer's coming up.

I feel like you're always like doing fabulous things in the world.

Summer, I do have, I do have a lot coming up, but not as much, not that much.

Like this weekend, I have a wedding in Toronto.

Beautiful.

Beautiful.

And then

me, Emily, and Ryan are doing our camping trip.

Yeah.

In two weeks, we're going to Yellowstone, Montana.

Do you guys remember at the beginning of the year when Jackie and I were talking about

when Jackie and I were talking about like our goals for the year?

And I said, I want to take a few big trips.

And honestly, we're halfway through the year and I've made no progress on any of them.

Wait, that's such a lie.

We went to Belize.

We went to Portugal.

Belize was last year.

Okay, no.

Portugal was this year, but I said I wanted to go to like London or Paris and then Montana.

And I was just kind of talking about how one of my dreams is to go to Montana.

And then Margo just kind of

just mentioned really briefly and quietly that she was going to Montana this summer.

Okay, for the record, I literally said that you could come, but you don't want to go to Montana the way that I am going to Montana.

I know they're like sleeping on the ground.

Yeah, we're like sleeping in a tent.

It's like a nice tent, but like.

Let's be real here, you wouldn't want to do that.

No, I would never do that.

But like, maybe if you had included me in some of the planning talks, like we could have found a beautiful, you know, hotel.

We don't, that we don't want to.

You're such a freak.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm such a freak.

But also, like, it was just like next level, like last year, like being connected with nature.

Like, does your like facility have a toilet?

Yes.

There's a toilet and a shower in the tent.

And is the toilet like a hole in the ground?

Not a hole in the ground.

It is a toilet.

With plumbing.

Yes.

But we don't do number two in that.

You don't?

No.

Like last year, what we did and, well, so last year, like all three of us shared a tent, like me, Emily, and Ryan.

So it's like

it's tight.

But this year we got two separate ones.

So Ryan can sleep on his own.

So maybe we'll make that one the poopy tent.

Oh, that's smart.

But what we did last year was just peed in ours and then went to like the main lobby tent.

And like those were like legit ass bathrooms.

And that's where we would do our business.

So like if you had like, you know, a big meal and you're laying in bed and then you had the room.

You had to walk up to the tent.

Was it far?

Yeah, yeah.

I could never exude self-control like that.

I don't have like really good control over my bowels.

Like my bowels run my life.

I don't run my bowels.

Me too.

I mean, hi, me too.

But I feel like in occasions like that, like your body just knows when to participate.

That's true.

Also, when you travel, like you just poop less.

Yeah.

But sometimes your body will really work with you.

Yeah.

So I'm just like praying for that, but I'm a big lately, like runs in the middle of the night.

So like hopefully we don't have that scenario situation.

But if I do, I will figure it out.

Just stick to the brat diet, things that kind of bind you up.

Yeah, but the thing is, is like you kind of have to just take what you can get when it comes to food there.

You know, it's not like.

It's not like, well, maybe if we stayed at my hotel, we'd have a gorgeous buffet.

Right, I understand.

But we're, the point of it is to be like rustic and camp.

No, I get it.

I feel like the hotel that I would stay at is like extremely rustic.

Okay, for sure.

I feel like they definitely have you know

you're more than welcome to come.

We have a space for one more person.

We can kick Emily to with Ryan.

You can stay with me in the tent.

And then what like activities are you planning?

Like like hikes and stuff?

Yeah, we're hiking.

Oh man.

Horseback riding.

Oh, okay.

Fly fishing.

Fun.

We're doing like a river float.

Obsessed?

Like you don't have to paddle, you just sit?

I think so.

Like this like wildlife tour.

Cool.

And then we're seeing like the old geezer, you know how that's like, you know, the old geeze.

Sounds familiar for me.

Oh, sorry.

Old Faithful?

Whatever.

I don't know.

There's some stuff to see in Yellowstone, but for the most part, yeah, we'll be like hiking in Yellowstone National Park.

Oh, you're right, into the national park.

That's where Under Canvas is.

Oh, that's actually really cool.

Yeah, and like the views are crazy.

Yeah.

I don't know.

Yeah, you still wouldn't do it, but it's cool.

Like, you see why one would.

No, I totally get the allure, but for me, like, I find like room service and spas like so allure.

Yeah, there's none of that.

There's not AC.

Oh, oh, and also

there's no chargers, so it's like there's like just like charging boxes everywhere.

Like they have a million, but like it's not like there's like outlets.

It's just like big glams.

And you pay for that experience.

That's what people do.

No, because I'm working with under canvas.

No, but like the people like they pay for to be tortured like that.

But it's not torture.

Like they really do make it as like glam as possible.

Yeah.

Like where are you supposed to get an outlet in the middle of the desert?

At my hotel.

Right.

My hotel has outlets.

They have buffets.

They have spas, they have room service.

I just feel like.

But can you see the stars?

Probably.

Probably.

You probably could see the stars for my hotel.

Okay.

I'm just saying, like, think about it.

I'll think about it.

I mean, it's booked.

I know.

I know.

Ready to go.

So, just like another fabulous summer being in Counselor Sands.

Yeah, but then after that, which is in two weeks, I have no other trips planned.

Yeah, we didn't plan a lot of trips this summer, obviously, because we're on Bebe Watch.

Bebe Watch.

Which is fine.

Yeah.

Fine.

It's fine.

Also, like, we can, if we, like, we're dying to go somewhere for a weekend, like, you can just, we can pick up.

We can go to the last minute.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Um, well, so are you excited to join me here at the toast?

Like, what do you, what have you been into recently, like, in terms of pop culture?

That's such a good question.

We've like such different

interests.

I do have to say, as someone who does not watch Bravo or anything, I have been like sucked into the Scandival at all.

Yeah.

Like, I haven't watched anything, but I've watched like anytime there's like a reunion clip or a season finale clip on my TikTok, like I watch it multiple times.

Interesting.

Um, because I just find it to be like so interesting because I literally can't believe like someone like Tom Sandoval exists.

Exists.

I know.

It's really crazy to me.

Like I honestly, I want to be as delusional as him.

No, it's actually inspiring the levels.

Inspiring.

The levels of unwell he is.

Like to not give a fuck about

anyone or anything in your life.

Like that's an achievement.

Have we heard from Rachel?

No.

Like not, was she on the reunion?

Yes.

She was like watching in the back.

So there's three parts of the reunion.

Part two is on tonight.

Oh.

And I think we might hear from her tonight.

We did not hear from her in part one because before the reunion, she filed a restraining order against Sheena because she alleged that Sheena punched her and Sheena was like, I just shoved her.

And so she has to sit in a trailer 100 yards away watching everyone.

And then Sheena will leave and Raquel will replace her.

Yeah, it was actually a pretty smart move.

Yeah.

Because then they had to like rejigger the whole reunion.

Yeah.

So no, we haven't heard her.

Is she a main cast member, Rachel?

She wasn't.

That's the thing.

I heard Andy on a podcast talking about this.

Like, she's always been James's girlfriend.

And the other girls like thought she was dumb and really never brought her into the fold.

And then this season, she starts becoming friends with like a lot of the main characters.

And it definitely got to her head in a way of being, you know, one of the first people that production was like, oh, we got a Mike Raquel.

Like she became what I think she really wanted to be for so many years.

And I think maybe she got carried away.

Yeah, 100%.

That's definitely part of it.

But up until this point, no, she was never, ever.

Like, is she in the intro?

Yes, but they have everyone in the intro.

They have like Lisa's son, who's literally never on the show.

Okay, fine.

They have everyone.

also what i've been um sucked into was the summer house reunion oh you know what i don't watch but i also got sucked into the summer house reunion i started watching the season at the beginning and it just was bad and i and i was not like entranced at all but the clips of the reunion are all over my tick tock yeah and also like i just love paige too but i loved her outfit i loved her outfit and so i was really um wanting to see what the girlies were up to and it seems extremely contentious it does seem extremely contentious between lindsay and Paige.

And I've always like, I've never been on Lindsay's side.

I've always felt like, where is the reckoning reckoning of Lindsay Hubbard?

Like, she was always acting like such an animal.

And then this year, they decided to have the reckoning.

Yeah.

But I didn't really felt like she was doing anything.

She wasn't reckoned.

She didn't deserve it.

Like,

if anything, this is the first season she's acting so mature.

She's in like a really healthy relationship.

She stopped drinking.

So I'm like, why are we all coming for her now?

Not in her toxic years.

You know what?

I mean, literally, like, I have no idea what I'm talking about, but I just know in the few episodes that I've watched, like, I've wanted a reckoning for Kyle.

Oh, by the way, Kyle, like, if you go back and watch, and now there's like this whole movement on TikTok, it's like, well, justice for Hannah Berner.

Yes, I saw that.

I saw that.

Hannah Berner two years ago, like, really, they, they pushed her off the show and a lot of it had to do with Kyle.

Right.

And Kyle is kind of like, like a puppeteer almost.

He like, because he's boy, he doesn't really get in the weeds, but he's definitely like a part of something.

Uh-huh.

No, yeah, yeah.

And I agree.

I, I think that there's a reckoning for Kyle coming up.

Yeah, but like, it's too late now because he's married to Amanda.

Yeah.

And so like they're a team and Amanda's friends with all the girls.

So they won't,

it's tough.

It's complicated dynamics.

For sure.

For sure.

Well, I think we're going to dive in because we have a lot to do today.

We have the fast five and we have deer toasters.

So we're going to get some good.

Some good advice from the Satch.

I love to give advice that I don't follow.

I know.

And some of the submissions say are about people with kids, like you and I, quite literally knowing nothing.

Quite literally knowing nothing.

But at least you can change a diaper.

Yeah, I feel like we can handle it, counts.

I think so.

When do you think you're going to change your first diaper?

When I have a kid.

So you don't love Kay, Levi, and Howles enough?

What does it have to do with love?

Also, for the record, when we were recording the Redheads beforehand, Dana had brought up, she was like cracking up from that part.

And Britt and Dana were both like, we've never changed a diaper either.

Like, that is not anti-duty.

It is duty, first of all.

It is.

Like, when your sister is in a bind, like, you help out and you change a diaper.

Like, that's love.

That's love for sure.

I just, I maybe, I get a P.

You would change a P, D.

I could change a P.

I could change a P.

I could change a P.

But not the Pooh.

I, like,

it really, like,

I understand.

Well, let's just say that I'm the number one ante in this group.

How does that sound?

If that's what you need to continue changing them while I watch, you are the number one ante.

You need.

And you are the number one auntie in this group.

Well, the number one and number two anties in this group are about to deliver the fast five stories that you need to know.

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All right, Counts, ready to dive into the fast fives?

I am.

All right, first story like took the world by storm yesterday about Al Pacino.

Oh, yeah, I saw this everywhere.

Our 82-year-old, 82-year-old king is expecting a baby with his girlfriend, Nora Alfala.

And why is that interesting?

Because she's 29 years old.

So the 82-year-old actor and his girlfriend, Nora Alfala, are expecting a baby.

His rep has confirmed to people.

She's been linked to Al Pacino since April 2022.

So that's a little bit over a year.

And they share a daughter.

Already?

The New York, I'm sorry, the New York native shares a daughter,

Julie Marie, who's 33, his daughter,

with his ex-girlfriend.

Al Pacino already has a daughter with his ex-girlfriend named Julie Marie, who's 33, and he's having.

So Al Pacino shares daughter, Julie Marie, who's 33, with his ex-girlfriend, Jan.

That's what I just said.

No,

the ex-girlfriend's name is Jan, not Julie.

The daughter's name is Jan.

I know, that's what I was saying.

You said the opposite.

He also shares 22-year-old twins.

Oh, wow.

Anton and Olivia, olivia with his ex beverly d'Angelo who he dated for six years in the late 90s so that's just interesting that his daughter Julie Marie is 33 while his girlfriend now like this happens a lot in Hollywood it does but like this is an extreme version for sure and I'm I just can't imagine at 82 you want to be changing diapers he's not gonna be I know I mean this is so crazy I just think it's like I think it's crazy, but I think like more kids in the world, the better.

But like...

Sure, I guess.

I don't know.

It's just like, I always get sad when I think about it because it's like how much longer

do you have and then the kid doesn't have a dad and then someone who has doesn't have one yeah it's very sad life you know it's such a good point so glad you brought that up it's also disgusting yeah like an 82 year old having sex with a 29 year old like i could vomit how do you still have sex at 82 that's an amazing question i think for a man it's much easier really i because it's kind of up to the man it is up to the man intended but if i'm remembering this correctly you know menopause like you know, you get very dry.

Yeah.

So I think that's what you're doing.

But there's like things.

Lubricants.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

I don't know how you do it, but clearly Al Pacino's, you know,

unless he just lays pills.

There's also pills.

Yeah.

Unless he just like lays there.

Sialis.

What's Sialis?

Diagra.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

You know the commercial, the two people in the bathtubs on the beach?

No.

That's Cialis.

There's just so many, you know, useful big pharmacists.

Modern medicine.

Modern medicine is amazing.

I'm just, like, really grossed out.

Yeah, no, I think it's incredibly, like,

it's gross.

Wishing them a lot of mauzl.

And yeah, I wonder how Julie, the 33-year-old daughter, feels.

I mean, I, I just...

fine, like, I would love to know about more of those family dynamics, like, that, but, like, also, like, especially in Hollywood, like, there's so many weird things and connections.

And I'm like, are we all just pretending this is fine?

Or does everybody hate each other?

No, they're all just pretending it's fine.

Because when you live in LA and like everyone around you is doing like weird things, it just becomes normalized.

Right, right.

Like I don't think anybody in LA thinks this is weird, but like we do.

Yeah, that's insane.

It's really gross.

He spoke to the New Yorker about fatherhood in 2014 saying, I'm responsible to them.

I'm part of their life.

When I'm not, it's upsetting to me and to them.

So that's part of the gestalt.

And I get a lot of it.

I get a lot from it.

It takes you out of yourself.

So he loves being a dad.

Clearly, I would hope so.

I would hope so.

He's banging him out.

Because he's got quite a few and he's going to be doing it until the day he dies.

So true.

So, wishing Al and Noor a life of happiness.

A lifetime of happiness and you know, good luck in her pregnancy.

On this journey, our next story is the sweetest thing ever.

I don't know if you saw that Drew Barrymore went to the Eras tour.

I did.

And she is gushing over Taylor Swift after attending the tour with her daughter.

She says, I cried so hard.

So she posted a picture of her kids, like a carousel.

Yeah.

Appeared as though she wasn't in the tent.

I know.

Like, she kind of bought her own floor of seats.

Love that for her.

I love to see a queen supporting queen.

And she wrote this really long eras caption that was so

really

beautiful.

Yeah.

And it actually like reminded me of how I felt after the concert.

And if Instagram could load, I would read the caption for you.

Sorry, Jackie usually does this.

So just give me a minute.

The iPad is not working with me.

Drew Perrymore.

I'm just trying to pull up her Instagram.

Like, is that so hard?

Do you want me to pull it up on my phone?

No, grandma can do it.

Sorry, this page isn't available.

Okay.

Okay, this page isn't available.

What is going on?

I'm literally a grandma.

I just want to read

her fucking caption.

Drew.

Okay, got it.

Thank you, pass.

Oh, you want me to read it?

No, no, I want to read it.

Are you sure?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, okay.

Because I thought it was like really sweet.

And like, I want to remind myself.

Ready?

At Taylor Swift, I cried so hard when you sang welcome to New York.

I moved here not knowing where my life was going and I actually found myself so happy in this chapter.

I also cried watching my daughters and cousin Sadie watch and love and sing to someone so admirable.

You.

Caps.

Caps.

I love you, Taylor Swift, with like 10 exclamation points.

You are the role model all of us girls and women need.

True.

Thank you for one of the best nights of our lives.

We are so lucky to have seen your show.

You're oh-so-giving three-hour show.

P.S., we listen to you on vinyl every morning to get ready for our day.

You transcend and make life beautiful.

Everyone passing beaded bracelets around, witnessing the good.

It's true.

Yeah.

Literally, first of all, I love Drew Barrymore.

Like everyone makes fun of her because she's like so emo and like sitting on the floor.

Sitting on the floor with people and like touching eyelids with people.

But she really is just like...

Big kid.

She has so much love to give.

She's really like a lovely person.

And I love this caption.

I love that she went to the concert.

I love that she like knew, she like knew about Taylor.

She also like she gave justice for Welcome to New York a little bit right even though people were not and Drew Marrymore only moved to New York recently for her show right and so I think like she wasn't talking about how this song you know helped her as a kid she was talking about how it helped her as an adult

and I thought that was really sweet no really sweet and like I just I like living for all the celebrities going to Taylor let's talk about that I have so many questions about logistics Oh, of course, but I feel like there was, you know, a time when like so many celebrities were like,

not afraid, but just like anti-Taylor a little bit.

And like there's been so many celebrities who have like spoken out against Taylor because for so long it was just like the thing that people did right of course they like made fun of her and so I

know now and I feel like she wrote about this when she wrote that wrote that essay like 30 things I learned when I was 30 like she doesn't seek validation from like Hollywood or celebrities and it has to feel good but I think that she doesn't care I think she really cares about like the fans so it it's a little like

no for sure

and no I'm just like so confused by like some of the people popping up.

Like, I feel like there's people that are like, obviously, like, core Taylor, of course.

The Taylors.

Marishka Hargate.

Gigi Hade.

Hoda.

Yeah.

Hoda?

Yeah.

I feel like Hoda's like...

That's because she always goes on GMA.

Yeah, I just feel like, no, GMA is not Hoda.

Hoda's today show.

Oh.

I just feel like Hoda's like, I don't know.

I just, I feel like Hoda's like a nice person who's like always been friends with Taylor.

I can't explain it.

I got no proof.

Okay, sure.

But then like, I feel like I just Bradley Cooper, random, random, Julia Garner, Paul Rudd, Paul Rudd.

Lynn Manuel who was a little bit of a bad person.

I was going to say Lynn Manuel.

I think they did cats together.

I think Lynn Manuel was like involved in cats.

Oh.

So it's just like confusing to me.

And then also,

how, like, how does one get in the tent?

Like, say you're like A-list celeb, not even A-list, but whatever.

And what do you do?

Right.

I think.

Because you can't just like call Taylor up.

No, you call Tree up.

Taylor's publicist.

Hey, I want to be in the tent.

Yeah, and I think Taylor's pretty open.

I mean, we were talking when we were at the show.

We sat right behind the VIP tent and we saw Molly Ringwald, which we thought was like an interesting.

That was an interesting one.

Right.

So I think they're pretty, you know, lax.

Also, I saw a video of Andrea Swift because she's in the family tent.

She's in a separate tent.

And I think Michael Strahan was in the family tent.

Interesting.

Because someone was like, how the fuck did you get this video?

It was so close.

It was like, you had to be in the tent.

And someone commented, like, the girl she's with is with Michael Strahan's daughter.

Interesting.

That's very interesting.

Right?

Like, was the friends' tent overflowing?

And they I do think that the friends tent like this this weekend was like definitely packed also they have snacks did you see that what yes it was in someone's video um emrata like of course and in the background of it was like snacks and food like catering you know what that makes sense yeah of course what they're gonna keep going back and forth i also saw there was a couch is there yeah which i thought was interesting where you're gonna lounge on the couch right but there was a couch maybe it was for kelly teller because kelly teller did show up in a wheelchair yes she did she like broke she broke her foot or something but i think i think i saw someone hoist her up and she just like stood in place.

Yeah.

Not even a broken foot could

sit during the Taylor Swift concert is.

Couldn't be us.

Couldn't be us.

Couldn't be us.

We only sat between eras because someone actually DM me that before we went to the first show.

They were like, hot, like, pro tips, sit between every era or else like you're not going to be okay.

And we took that very literally.

No, we really recharged between every era.

Yeah.

I just love Drew Barrymore.

I really, I'm in like my Drew Barrymore era.

I feel like she's like, people are really,

so much of her stuff like goes viral now.

It's all due to like her talk show.

And I just feel like it's having a really good effect on like her reputation.

And she just seems like a really sweet lady.

She really does.

Her and Kelly Clarkson.

Like the doing like show, those TV shows, like I, you would think is where your career like kind of goes to die.

Stalls.

But it didn't.

I feel like it's giving them a new life.

No, between Kelly Okey.

I mean, Kelly Okey is just like next level.

And then Drew Barrymore is like really unique interview style.

I think both women are kind of like taking the industry by storm.

I couldn't agree agree more.

And I'm really happy for them, and I love to see it.

Me too.

We got to get on there.

We got to get on.

Would you rather go on Kelly Clarkson's show or do you row me more?

Kelly Clarkson.

Okay, I just thought I'd ask.

Come on.

Have you ever seen an episode of The Toast?

No, I know.

I just wanted to throw it out there.

Mostly because I would make Kelly sing with me.

Right.

You know what she

like does?

Some people wait a lifetime

for a moment.

Even though I think she's like probably over-singing that song.

Probably.

Did she ever sing Toast?

Stop.

I feel like she would.

Andy Grammar sang Toast when he came on the toast.

I love him.

I love him too.

Okay, ready for our next story?

Yeah.

Some really kind of disgusting royal news.

You've not believed what they've done this time.

What?

Prince George has been forced to do chores by Prince William and Kate Middleton.

No fucking way.

So in remarks that resurfaced this week, Kate Middleton revealed that she expects her children to do chores, especially during school breaks.

While visiting a goat farm in Wales last year, Middleton shared that Prince George's chore after Prince

Middleton shared Prince George's chore after Prince William pointed out a robot silage sweeper.

So she says that was George's job at half term, moving feed.

They added that their three children were learning how to get involved in the farm at their Sandringham estate.

Sandringham.

We're trying some agroforestry as well, William added, according to the outlet.

I don't understand anything that is being said.

So basically, they have a farm and when the kids are on break, they make them work the farm for like a minute.

And I think this is their attempt at like being real with us.

They're not doing a really good job.

Yeah, because we don't have farms.

Also, like, no one is expecting them, like

you saying that they're doing chores, like, I automatically don't believe you.

Like, no one's expecting them to do chores.

No, they're also saying that they do chores when they're like on vacation.

Right.

Not like when they're in school.

It's not like a regular thing.

They do chores only when they're on school break.

Right.

Like, have them take out the trash.

Yeah, the thing is, like, I just can't see it.

No, same.

It's not.

It's not computing.

Their kids kids are so cute, though.

They really are.

I feel like I just recently saw new photos at like the palace release.

Like the portraits.

Yeah, they're so cute.

No, they do it.

Like the youngest one, Louis, is that his name?

I can really like never remember.

I believe it is.

I know there's George.

There's George, Charlotte, and Louie.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's cutie.

And Charlotte is like a carbon copy of Kate.

I know.

It's really cute.

I feel like also the PR team or like the social media team for the family of William, Kate.

Yeah.

I forget what they're called.

I I think they're called Kensington Royal.

Oh.

They do a very good job on social media.

Yeah, they do.

Like they put Kate on like a mom podcast.

Like they do a good job of releasing portraits and they have like, and they're not like these old stuffy like royal portraits.

They look like...

They're having fun.

No, they look like portraits that like people on the bachelor like run into a field and take, you know?

Yeah.

They're like very millennialy, very Instagram-y.

They do a really good job.

Yeah.

How does one get that job?

I feel like it's actually like a really not fun, stressful job.

For sure.

Are you kidding?

No, like.

And the amount of like approvals you probably have to go through.

and do.

And like the amount of times you have to read your caption before you post it, making sure you're not posting on your own account.

Yeah, I mean.

Like, remember when the Pope's social media account accidentally liked like three photos from an OnlyFans model?

No.

Yeah, and it was like clearly like one of

one of the archbishops, like social media people just was on, like, thought he was on his own account.

That's frightening.

And they did a whole investigation.

They couldn't find how they mysteriously liked this photo.

Oh, my God.

Like, was the official Vatican?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It was humiliating.

See, that's why the follow-up, was the ex what was that page called the following page the following page yeah that's why but I loved that thing wait I need to bring that back update on Instagram yesterday ginormous Instagram stories yes they made the circles that you tap for everyone's stories fucking huge yeah I don't know why it's like half the screen now I don't dislike it me neither I mean I really go to stories first regardless always I never scroll my feet I scroll my feet if I'm really bored yeah but I'm like always watching people's stories it's so interesting to me me too I'm like when I realize I'm like posted six seconds ago I'm like you got to stop.

No, and like, it's really weird because when you first start following someone, their stories like come to the front of your feed.

And it's like so embarrassing.

Because then they think they're like, oh, this person just followed me and she's obsessed with me.

Like, I had that, like,

what?

Like, I recently started following Brandon Charnis.

Okay.

And literally, his stories come up.

first in my thing.

So I'm like, I just look because like, whatever.

Yeah.

And quite literally, he probably thinks I'm like stalking him.

Margot, they always come up first.

I don't know why.

So now do you like actively avoid?

No, I am not ashamed.

Okay.

I'm not stalking.

It's just what the algorithm is feeding me.

A thousand percent.

But it's humiliating.

Yeah, it is humiliating.

My God, if I just spent like less time on my phone, I wouldn't have these problems.

That's impossible.

But we all know that ain't gonna happen, Satch.

That ain't gonna happen.

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Okay, we've got some dating news.

Oh, but like, not it's not what what you think.

Raven Simone is speaking out about her dating life and saying everyone she's ever dated had to sign an NDA.

Interesting.

I wonder if that's like the norm.

Yeah.

She opened up on the Howie Mandel podcast, which was the scene of the crime for Tom Sandoval, about what dating has entailed for her as a Disney star before she married her wife.

She said, all of my relationships, especially obviously when I started dating, I had to get people to sign NDAs.

It took me a while to wrap my head around it because it's very impersonal, but someone in our position needs to do that.

It's true.

when she was asked when she at what point she presents the paperwork she answered before the naughty time comes so before they have sex oh she said no i'm serious right before that like she could go on like six dates with someone not have sex with them and they wouldn't sign an n da but i guess if things are getting like steamy she literally has to like open up her file cabinet and it's like wait hold that thought and fetch Fetch her paperwork and her notary.

She says, welcome to being a celebrity in Hollywood these days.

It's true, though.

Nowadays, hashtags, real life, they change the dynamic of having an intimate relationship with somebody.

That's fair.

As for when she asked her now wife to sign an NDA, the actress recalled that that moment was crazy.

It came almost two months into seeing each other.

We were in New York, we were in this outdoor French type of restaurant, and my mom had been bugging me about it.

You got to get it signed.

You got to get it signed.

And I'm like, she's from the industry.

And my mom was just bugging me.

So I was really reluctant because I knew something was different about Miranda.

She's like, I don't understand because she knew that we had something different.

Like, it just felt different.

Right.

And so when she

presented it

Are you okay?

The girlfriend, her now wife was understanding because she could tell that Raven was being pushed to do this by someone else or someone else.

I mean that's horrible.

I just want to say like but I feel like everybody does that.

I can't remember who I feel like I heard this about too.

I don't remember, but it was like someone who's like, I think it was a man.

And like every girl that they have sex with has to sign an NDA.

It's like a one-night stand.

There's that thing about Chris Jenner that like literally everyone who enters her home before she even, like, in her foyer, there's a stack of NDAs that everybody has to sign.

That's like an old rumor.

And I actually think Chris Jenner

spoke on it and was like, yeah, it's true.

Like, by the way, 100%.

Yeah.

Like, that makes total sense to me.

No, but that also just must be horrible

to live like that.

Why?

Because you can't trust anyone.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And like when it comes to dating, like, that's.

Yeah.

And I find it interesting that she

has them sign it before they have sex because we forget like Raven is a Disney queen like she's still on Disney Raven's home.

So she has to have like a really kind of perfect image.

Yeah, that's true.

And

maybe she's into some freaky shit for sure.

And that's okay.

I saw it, and this is a complete tangent.

I love, but I saw this video of Andy Cohen, and he was talking about the Kardashians reunion.

Yeah.

And how like it was so fucking juicy, but like all of it got cut out.

And he was like, if I ever got a cut or a director's cut like there would be like crazy shit and in my head i'm like why are you even saying that i know it's like i think

now like now like the kardashians are gonna be like mad yeah i thought that was so weird i thought it was like a like a bad call on his part to say that yeah yeah i agree i just thought that was so but what i thought was i remember he was like it doesn't matter because they own it all right and i'm just like but i remember the kardashians reunion that andy hosted and i actually thought it was pretty decent yeah no it was like decently juicy yeah but knowing that it could have been more, like now it felt like a waste of time.

100%.

Have you ever signed an NDA?

Yeah, like for brands.

For work, yeah, like that doesn't count.

But I mean, like.

No, have you?

I don't think so.

No one's ever like made me sign one before walking into a party or whatever.

No, no.

I've loved it.

Maybe I'm just not getting invited to the right parties.

I mean, I'm definitely not.

Yeah, no.

I'm definitely not.

But.

Are you watching Kardashians?

I am.

Did you watch episode one?

I watched episode one.

New episode comes out tonight or like tomorrow.

Oh, it's when it's like midnight, whatever.

Oh, yeah.

I am watching it.

I thought the first episode was really good.

I'm like really interested in this Dolce and Gabbana thing.

Me too.

Like, that's like a weird fight.

Like, I need to know more.

It's so niche, obviously.

I know.

But, like,

I mean, I'm kind of team kid.

Duh.

Yeah.

And did you see, did you watch the first episode?

Yeah, I did.

And did you see Chris like gassing her up to do it?

For sure.

Also, the fact that she even thought, like, I shouldn't, like, I might not do it because of Courtney.

And then everyone around her saying like you should right she's gonna do it also wasn't it months I need better like time

said um by the time the show comes out it will be like five months after the wedding and by the time the collection like hits stores it'll be like 10 months yeah so but what I thought was interesting from that first episode that we learned and this is what me and Jackie spoke about is that the family's relationship to Dolce and Gamana is through Chris yeah it's Chris's relationship so If anyone has anything to say, it's Chris.

And the fact that Chris sanctioned it means it's okay.

Agreed.

Totally.

Right?

So I look for, I'm going to hear Courtney out, but I'm just like never on Courtney's side.

I was going to say, I'm never on Courtney's side.

I just feel like, I just feel like she like hates her sisters.

I feel like she hates her life and like hates her job.

And like the only thing she wants to do is like lay in bed with Travis and like take her kids to school, which is a valid life if you want to do that.

But like stop going on TV.

Because also it's like, if this is the first time she was saying all this, fine, but we've been hearing it for years.

I know.

And it's like the same threads.

I thought like maybe in this, the Hulu show, like things would be different, but it's definitely like the way she feels.

Yeah.

So it's like, it's, so shit or get off the the pot.

No, but it's like, we have to hear about your boundaries again.

It's like, my God, so put them up.

Go.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Go.

I agree.

Um, okay, you ready for a fifth and final story?

I am.

This is like a little study because I'm not going to lie.

The stories were fucking horrible today.

You guys, I apologize.

But this was like a little human interest news that I found interesting, a report on the New York Post that 40% of restaurant food poisoning outbreaks are caused by sick employees.

That's disgusting.

So sick restaurant employees are responsible for about 40% of food poisoning outbreaks with known causes between 2017 and 2019.

So the CDC did like a whole study on it.

Of the 800 outbreaks reviewed by the CDC and

of the CDC, from 875 restaurants during the span, Norovirus and Salmonella were the most common causes.

Got it.

So while 85% of restaurants claimed to have policies restricting sick staff from working, only 16% of the policies detailed what symptoms should require workers to call out sick, including vomiting, diarrhea, and sore throat with fever.

So the CDC investigators have called for better enforcement on comprehensive food food safety policies, which emphasize basic measures like hand washing in addition to keeping workers who are feeling under the weather at home.

So that's just so crazy.

Well, I was going to say, and also the reason I was on my phone, I will circle back on that in a second, but also, I feel like people, people don't want to work sick.

It's about their management.

Like they feel like they have to come in.

But also, did you see that story in the New York Times about how they interviewed like 15,

what's it called, airline flight attendants.

And it's like the they came back with like 10 hard facts about how you should act on a plane.

no and i want to go through it and i'm just i would i'm trying to find it it's on the new york times instagram okay in the meantime let me just say i feel like whenever people like get food poisoning from a restaurant they just assume they have bad food

right that's like your assumption not that like the person who made it is sick yeah yeah it makes it like kind of like even grosser yeah of course

No, and like then now I'm just, I need to know where I got the notavirus.

Like, I know I got it from Ben, but like where did Ben get it from?

And every time I start to feel like a little nauseous, whether I'm like in the back of my head.

Every time I'm like having like um when i got the notavirus did you get it no i somehow did not it was like you jackie zach zach ben yeah um but every time like i'm having like an episode i'm like please let this be a one-time thing like no i quite literally like every time i feel a little bit off i'm like i live in fear constant fear that i'm gonna get the notavirus me too Okay, ready?

Yes.

A flight attendant's etiquette rules.

So basically, the New York Times spoke to one flight attendant who shared 12 airline etiquette rules, which aim to strike a balance between your own reasonable comforts and thoughtfulness to those around you.

Okay.

Number one, keep your socks on.

Of course.

If it's a long flight, by all means, relax and take off your shoes, but there's never a reason to take off your socks.

Keep your feet to yourselves.

Duh.

For sure.

No one wants to hear your FaceTime conversation.

You don't need to hear both sides of that conversation.

Boarding an airplane is not the time for your goodbyes.

It's time for you to concentrate on finding your seat and stowing your bags as fast as possible.

No, just like put in headphones.

It's really not that hard.

Yes.

Okay.

This is interesting.

Everyone has the right.

to recline, but there's a polite way to do it.

I don't agree.

Be aware of your surroundings before reclining.

Peek behind you and see what the situation is and nicely ask if that person minds.

I am very anti-recline.

I'm pretty pro-recline.

If the person in front of me reclines, I'm allowed to recline.

I know,

but the thing is, is like there's always going to be somebody who can't recline.

Whether it's like they're in the last row, the person behind them has really big knees and is like, please don't, like someone's really tall.

There's a baby or like a car seat.

So there's like a couple people on the plane who can't recline for whatever reason.

And so for them, like I just don't feel like chairs on airplanes should recline.

And I know this is like a thought, a hot take that not everyone agrees with.

Brian thinks I'm crazy.

I do not think you should recline because even me leaning all the way back and then someone's chair being in my pussy, like that's not comfortable.

Okay, but I'm saying if the chair in front of you has reclined, you will stay up, right?

No, then I'll recline.

Right.

But like, I just wish the person fucking in front of me wouldn't recline.

Okay, fair.

But like my, my stance is if the person in front of me has reclined, I will recline.

I just, I think reclining is inhumane.

Like I'm so against it.

I think that they should take it out.

I don't think that it's fair.

I understand.

And then it's really not fair for the person who gets the seat in the first row because they recline and then there's nobody in front of them and they're living the life of the life of the.

But that's what they get for getting the first row.

I know.

I just, I don't, I really don't like reclining.

And I know that that's a hot take.

I do not like it.

Okay, next.

The middle seat gets both armrests.

It's the consolation prize for being squished between two people with nowhere to lean, case closed.

Okay,

I agree.

I agree, but I just want to say from a financial point of view, like all three people paid the same.

Yeah, if middle seats were cheaper, right, which they arguably should be, and they're not.

I don't know.

We all paid for this seat.

Like, we all paid for one and a half armrests, you know?

Yeah.

I don't know if I agree with that either.

I do.

I think, I think that they should be like shared.

Yeah.

I actually think the person in the aisle.

No, you know what?

The middle person gets both.

The middle person gets both.

Headphones are a perfectly acceptable conversation ender.

Overly chatty seatmate.

Headphones are a great way to keep from being the sounding board for your neighbor who can't take a hint.

Agreed, agreed.

No, and that's it.

The person who's chatty, like they need to be spoken to.

100%.

They need to be escorted off the plane.

Yes.

Like that is not okay.

Yes.

Like, okay, in the beginning, you make a little chat, whatever.

For sure.

But if you're talking to a stranger that you don't know the entire time.

And like, you know, every now and then, two people who both want to talk get seated next to each other, and that's beautiful.

And I love that for them.

But most of the time, it's a torturer and a person who just wants their peace.

Of course.

And the torturer can't read the room.

That's what I don't understand.

Like, you can tell when someone doesn't want to talk to you.

Yeah, they keep putting their AirPod back in the second you stop talking.

Yeah, you're like, oh, and they're like, sorry, wait, what'd you say?

Like, shut up.

Yeah, shut up.

Shut the fuck up.

It's so true.

Okay, by the way.

Wasn't that interesting?

That was interesting.

Thanks when I asked you if you had any stories.

Thanks for not bringing that up.

Well, Wench.

I didn't think of it.

But I did now.

But I did now.

But I did now, Wench.

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Dear Toasters is our weekly advice segment.

We write in every Wednesday.

We do three submissions.

They're from deertoasters at gmail.com.

And you can write in about anything and it always stays anonymous.

Don't worry, Queens.

We've got some really fucked up shit going on today, ready?

First submission.

Hey, girlies, I am desperate.

My longtime boyfriend of four and a half years, who I'm on track to get married to, just came home today with four random.

horrible tattoos.

Now, he had two other tattoos that he got while we were dating that I approved of, and I liked them a lot, but he did this on his own randomly after work today.

He texted me after he got them drawn up, and thank God I had my phone on me, and I said, verbatim, do not get them.

They are tacky, and they are ugly.

But he did it anyway.

They are just so Pinterest-bored 2010, like cringe boy tattoos.

I legit cried when I saw them, and we had a fight, of course.

This is making me question everything now, and I have to live with looking at them every day.

I don't think I can go through with marrying this man that I love so dearly.

I really don't think I can get over this.

And my ick is guys with bad taste and tattoos.

I need your advice.

Please send help.

P.S.

They are all eye-themed.

Maybe like evil eye.

I guess that is like a little crazy.

Really specific ick.

Yeah, I just want to say this is like not a breakup, deal-breaking.

But if it is, like, there's obviously other things.

Like, if for you, this was such a deal-breaker, like, there's something else.

Like, you don't like him that much.

Yeah.

But, like, that is annoying.

No, it's definitely rude.

Like, tattoos when you're, I don't know.

It's also so random after work to go get four.

Yeah.

It's like a crazy thing to do.

Not like it's like, oh, I was out with my buddies and I got one.

But it's also kind of nuts to,

like, if this was a girl and she got a tattoo and the guy was like i don't want you to get them he'd be like fuck off bitch my body yeah but i don't know with a guy it's like it's our body yeah you know and that's definitely unreasonable of me to say but a tattoo when you're in a long-term relationship i do feel like is it's like our tattoo even for if a woman were to get it too it's like you share that tattoo because you both have to look at it for like a family decision yeah see i feel like margo's right like there's definitely something about this relationship that you don't like because you might be mad and pick a fight and you'd be entitled to but to like really want to break up with someone like it's kind of crazy yeah i'm just feeling like there's something else going on me too or like you needed a reason you you needed a reason no yeah i needed a reason why

x marks the spot where we fell apart he poisoned the well i was lying to myself literally the song is about you i knew it from the first old-fashioned we were first you never had a shotgun shot of the dark you don't like this man there's something else going on you have a getaway car you have have an ick.

And I really am choosing to believe it doesn't have a lot to do with the tattoos.

Like, you are put off by this man, and there's something else going on in the relationship because this is hella dramatic.

You're entitled to be mad, but like to want to break up,

something else.

And by the way, and maybe that something else is valid also.

No, of course, but you need to

reflect.

Yes, you do.

You need to look inward.

Sorry.

I know that's like the worst advice anyone could give you, but it's time to reflect.

Or maybe you just think that wise is bothering me so much.

Wise is bothering me so much.

All right, are you ready for our next one?

I I am.

Hey, Turdy Lou and Jacks.

I'm, oh, sorry.

Hey, Turdy Lou and counts.

I'm currently pregnant and I am due mid-July with our second child.

My husband is a gamer and he's very addicted to this one game.

He'll play about 20 to 30 hours on a weekly basis.

He has a full-time job and he still manages to play that much.

I asked him if he was going to take at least a month off when baby number two comes and he said no.

He said he has, quote, commitments to these people that he plays with and he will call our family to help me after the baby is born when he has to play.

We have a two-year-old also who will need a lot of attention as well.

Am I crazy for wanting him to take time off playing to be involved and be available to help with the two kids?

Thanks for the advice.

No.

No.

Is he making money from gaming?

Even if he was.

No, but like, I'm saying, like, seriously, like, if he was making like money from gaming and it's like kind of like a job, and it was like he's to support the family, like, but he has another job.

There's an argument to be made.

This is nuts.

No, I just want to say you are quite literally not crazy.

Your man needs to grow the fuck up.

Grow the fuck up.

No, this is so not okay.

And the fact that you already have a two-year-old, which means like you went through the pregnancy burning.

And he probably did this already.

Girl.

Girl.

You should spill water like on his like PS tour or whatever.

No, and like, no, you need to sit this grown-ass baby fucking down and be like, dude, you're a dad.

Yeah.

You literally need to treat him like a teenager.

Like, you need to.

Throw away the key, lock up the cabinet and be like, no games for a month.

Yeah.

Ground him.

Like, the fact that you really have to require him and like beg him to do this is really unacceptable.

And you actually need to have a serious conversation with him because I feel like games.

I have commitments to these people.

That's going to just live around.

You have a commitment to your children

and wife.

No, I feel like some people, like with gaming, no, it's crazy.

Like, it can be a mental illness.

It's an addiction.

Yeah.

It's an addiction.

No.

Like, like, he probably thinks in-game.

Yeah.

And, like, dreams in game.

Yeah.

You know, like, you know, when you're reading a book that's like really good and you like dream in the book, yeah.

That's like the craziest stuff.

No, no, no.

It's like you just are entranced into this world.

Yeah.

Have you read any good books lately?

Oh, no.

I like have been

trying to start happy place by Emily Henry.

I have such a hot take.

And I just like haven't been in like a reading mode, but I need to get back into it.

I have such a hot take.

You don't like Emily Henry.

Emily Henry is like not a good writer.

I don't feel a certain way about her, honestly.

Like I barely read any of her books.

The only book I've read, I think, is Beach Read, which I liked.

And then all the other ones, like you guys didn't like, like people came in the middle of the day.

Vacation was so bad.

Book lovers were so bad.

Like the fact that she's just, because of Beach Read, become one of those people where whenever she reads, writes a book, everyone everyone reads it like why she she like they treat her like a colleen hoover like or like an ellen hildebrand like no yeah i i know that's like an extremely hot take like i just don't think any of her books are good sorry yeah i don't have i really don't have an opinion on her like i don't follow her career i don't read her books i read carly fortune's new book meet me at the lake i heard it's not good it was fine i actually think you would like it like it's not life-changing is it a sequel or just a new book no it's just a new book and it takes place in like the same region

of canada okay i'll add that to my list it's cute it's like not like read it when you're not expecting anything okay it's fine Great.

She's like a decent writer.

Like, I like her.

I like her too.

And now I'm reading the new May Cobb.

What is it?

Hunting Wives Girl.

She wrote, Did you read Hunting Wives?

No.

Oh, my God.

Read that next.

I'm so jealous of you.

It's the best book.

Yeah, it's like literally perfect.

It's a perfect book.

Oh, oh, my God.

Okay.

And now she has a new book, and it's good.

She likes to write about like these like wealthy neighborhoods in Texas, which is just always fun.

I love that.

Where like the women are crazy and drink wine and go home?

Did you ever read On a Quiet Street?

Yes, of course.

Did you like it?

Loved it.

It's so good.

Recommended it to everyone.

Yes.

So good.

So good.

But I haven't read like amazing books recently.

Well, we're not going to talk about it.

We're not going to talk about the one that like actually ruined my life and the book club that Margaret Mayas watch.

It's really so crazy how people can have such different strong opinions.

And we're so similar when it comes to that.

It kind of confuses me.

Like it boggles my mind.

Do you read any celebrity memoirs ever?

No.

I feel like I would maybe enjoy.

Yeah.

But no, it's just like not my genre.

You should read Josh Peck's book.

Really?

I always recommend it to people.

It's such an underrated book.

Like it's so interesting.

Like, not only with the Nickelodeon being a child star, he talks a lot about like the money.

He gets very specific, but also being like so fat and like how that really fucked with him.

Yeah.

And then how he lost the weight, but then also he went through like a four-year addiction to drugs.

Like, he has a lot of different chapters of his life, and it's extremely good.

I feel like it's the perfect celebrity memoir, and I feel like people don't talk about it enough.

Okay.

And also on my list is, I heard Minka Kelly's book.

Jackie Told me Minka Kelly's book.

Oh, I've been seeing that everywhere.

Yeah, I saw a whole clip about her and what's Taylor Kitch.

Oh, what?

Well, because they dated.

Did they?

Oh, my God.

Yeah, they dated during FNL.

During

Friday Night Lights, but he was the one who was friends with the cast and she wasn't.

So it was really hard for her.

And they were on and off.

So when they were off and broken up, she was like, she was miserable.

She was like, I didn't have like my girlfriends because everyone was like friends with him.

Oh, my God.

But she, like, I said, like, she didn't actively try to be their friend because she had him.

Oh, that's so interesting.

Yeah.

Let's talk about Tyler Kitch just for one second.

Taylor Kitch.

Sure.

What happened to him?

I don't know.

Where is he?

I don't know.

I think he's like still in Texas.

He's so hot.

He should be on Yellowstone.

He should be on Yellowstone.

Like one of the spin-offs.

He should be on Yellowstone.

He's spinning up on 1923.

He should be on Yellowstone.

Yeah.

Yellowstone, he should be on.

Yeah.

Duh.

Duh.

That's the best call you've ever made.

Thank you.

I feel very good about it.

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Okay, ready for our final and third deer toasters.

Good morning, girlies.

I'm I'm a long-time listener.

Love you dearly.

I don't even know what kind of advice I need, but here's my situation.

This is my second Mother's Day with my husband and our own child.

We both have kids from previous marriages, or previous relationships, excuse me.

Last Mother's Day, I didn't do anything like I had hoped, nor did he get me a card or a gift, and gifts are really my love language.

Fast forward to this year, there's still no card and no gift from him.

My daughter's dad helped her get me a gift, and she gifted it to me that morning.

I was so thankful for that.

My question is, do I let this slide with my husband or should I let him know how I feel?

I hate to to be a naggy bitch wife, but this isn't the first offense.

And last year, I made him feel really, really bad about it.

And I thought maybe he would learn his lesson, but I guess not.

Sincerely, a heartbroken and sad mama toaster.

Oh, I was going to say, like, does he know?

Like, she's going to be a little bit more.

She spoke to him about it last year.

Still didn't do anything?

No, it's not okay.

Like, seriously.

And also, do you get him something for Father's Day?

That's a good question.

Not that it really, like, matters because you shouldn't.

Yeah, like, if you've said, like, this is my love language, like, whatever, then he should obviously

respect that.

Yeah.

No, that's also because you said something.

And I'm sorry.

There's a special place in hell for people who don't respect mothers.

Like, I'm sorry.

Duh.

I'm sorry.

Like, it's really not okay.

And it's really, especially if he didn't do anything last year.

The bar is so low.

Flowers?

A card?

Whatever happened to, hello.

How are you?

Like, come on.

Yeah.

That's like really

unacceptable.

And I hate when you just have to like ask for something that's so, like, ask for something that's so

obvious.

And that it's like, I have to ask you to celebrate me.

It's like embarrassing.

Yeah.

But you know what?

You have to say it.

You have to say it because because also it's just going to keep going and then it's going to turn into just such a resentment.

No, yeah.

So if you could try and bite the bullet like as quickly as possible.

Margo's right.

Like this could be one of those things that festers and then like years down the road, like you find yourself bottling up all these feelings and then you start yelling and exploding.

And he's like, what did I do?

And like you don't really know, but you're really still mad about the first Mother's Day you never got a gift and every Mother's Day after that.

Yes.

Communication is key.

That's really kind of the takeaway a lot of times from dear toasters.

Communicado is key.

Communicators.

Are you a good communicator counts?

I'm terrible.

Are you?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, you are.

Yeah, like if I'm feeling a type of way, no one's going to know about anything until like it's like forced out of me.

You will.

Yeah.

That's kind of like your toxic trait.

No, no, no, I know.

And it's like things like I would love to talk about it, but you don't know how?

I just like can't.

I can't do it.

Why?

I just like can't get it out.

You need to work on that count.

Yeah.

Well, that's your toxic trait.

What's mine?

Where do I begin?

Don't be rude.

Your toxic trait.

This doesn't feel like a fun game.

I know.

It feels like one of those games games that they play on house-wise before everyone starts killing each other.

But now that I ask, like, I want to know, like, what's my toxic trait?

In terms of, like, being a good sister, friend, wife, you know,

person.

Toxic trait.

You really are great.

Thank you.

But, like, really, you could say it.

Maybe just like

that you like expect and get like the creme de la creme of like anything.

Okay.

Yeah.

No, I'm definitely like a diva.

Diva.

Yeah.

But I'm really not.

No, not like diva, like mean diva.

No, no, I know, I know.

It's just like, but it's like like if we're at stagecoach, like you get the nicest room.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, I did like find and book the house, and I thought that would be like a good way for everyone to repay me.

And I was like, you know, under the weather because of my Z pack.

So I thought, you know, I thought I deserved it.

I don't think I, I didn't think I, I just should get it because I wanted it.

I thought I deserved it.

Like if you had booked the house, like maybe you would have gotten the room.

Yeah, no, that's a different thing.

That's actually a really good

answer.

That's definitely one of my worst qualities.

Like I just okay.

We all have things.

Like, I need to be comfortable.

Yeah.

And, but your level of comfort is different than many others.

Oh, I wanted to update everyone because I was posting on social media last night about getting dressed and staying alert.

You know, I'm doing this thing where I'm trying to go out as much as I can on the weekdays.

Yes.

To see Taylor.

Oh, yes.

I did not see her.

I

feel like you guys would know if I did.

Bladder texted me.

I was like, want to meet me for a drink and we can watch out for me.

My dinner was wrapping up, and I'm like, she's not here yet, but like, it's still kind of early.

I had an early business dinner.

So I was like, maybe tonight.

I'm like, should I like get another drink and you'll come meet me and we'll just sit and watch it.

I was at a Britney Spears themed Rodney.

I was in your Roadway show.

You had such a weird night.

It was so funny.

What was the show called?

It's called One More Time.

And it's all like Britney Spears songs, but it's basically about all the Disney princesses and how

they are like,

what's the word?

Spit it out.

Like, it's basically like what's wrong with all of them.

And it's like how Cinderella's like,

she wants more.

It's like they're toxic traits.

Yeah, it's like Snow White, like, how it's like so fucked up.

Oh, like, that she's like, oh, what did they say?

That they just found her sleeping in

the woods and like she was literally abused.

And, like, but we take it as love.

Wait, they're like pointing out all the flaws.

Yeah, and so it's like they're trying to break free out of the Disney universe, the princess universe.

Oh, that's cute.

It was funny.

I mean, it's like we went with Ryan and like he lived for it.

So it's like a perfect thing.

Really?

It's a perfect thing to go with.

Like, you should go with Brian.

Like, like a gay night out.

But we went, it reminds me, it sounds like we saw Anne Juliet, which you, Ryan, ryan i would love and you and emily should go it's set to the music of max martin legendary pop producer who does

black street boys he's done taylor he's done britney he's done cha he's done celine dion literally everyone you would die um

and it's what happens if romeo and juliet actually don't die got it and it's all about juliet and

She like goes to Paris and she like wants to be free and it's actually a really cute play like in terms of like, you know, a coming of age story.

Yeah.

But the music is so good.

And the girl, I don't know how much longer she's going to be on, but the girl who plays Juliet, she was was just on the Kelly Clarkson show She was I swear to God I never heard a voice like that in my life.

Oh my god, really?

Yeah, like what about Jessica Vosk?

It's up there with Jessica Vosk She like her big big moment at the end of the show she sings Roar by Katy Perry

and it's chilling.

Oh, okay.

It's so good.

So highly recommended for like for somebody to do in the city.

Um, that's our show Kizity can't thank you enough for filling in today.

Of course.

Happy to be here.

A pleasure.

It's a pleasure.

Do you know what that's from?

That commercial in Israel.

Not commercial, the hold music in Israel.

Oh, yeah.

at the Tel Aviv Hilton.

It's a pleasure

doing business with you.

I'm so glad you remember that.

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