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Good morning, millennials, and welcome back to the toast.

Happy first Tuesday in May.

It is Jax and Claude back in studio in the New York Headquarters Toasty Vibes with new Buchle chairs.

That's right, if you're watching on YouTube, we got a little bit of a facelift now that Jax is here.

Thought we'd, you know, thought we'd step things up a bit.

Well, we've been meaning to get the second Buckel chair, and it came just in time for this week, which is perfect.

And I'm feeling really good about it.

You're feeling good.

I know people are going to let us know how they're feeling about it.

Yeah.

But I feel good about it for a few reasons.

One, it's more comfortable to sit in.

You're not like folded on top of yourself.

Yeah.

I think it looks really nice.

I think so too.

And because I like it.

And need you say more?

No.

No.

We've got a great show.

It has been a minute.

So last you heard from us.

Yesterday we had Living Jacks on the pod, podcast only.

Hope you guys enjoyed.

Friday, we had Shannon.

Thursday, we had Sophia.

You had me.

Thursday, we had Jackie.

Wednesday, we had Sophia.

Tuesday, we had Taylor.

I don't remember.

But it's been a whirlwind couple of weeks.

Thanks for sticking with us through my journey to stagecoach.

Jax's brief sabbatical.

We're back and better than ever.

Oh, yeah.

How are you doing, Mrs.

Stagecoach 2023?

I'm not okay.

I don't think anyone thought that you were okay because we're seeing you and and you're having fun, but we know our turd.

And it's like, this is taking everything from her, is it not?

What the fun giveth, the fun taketh away.

Yeah.

I can't believe I am standing up straight right now.

I flew home yesterday from LA.

I was literally on like a 72-hour bender in stagecoach.

It was so much fun.

I haven't been to stagecoach since

I think it's been four or five years because it was pre-COVID and then we missed one, the one before COVID, because we were on a trip to the 2020.

We went in 2019.

Oh my God, I forgot how laborious it is on your body.

Like it was record high temperatures, 106 degrees, like not okay.

So much walking, so much drinking, and so much hanging out with girls younger and fitter than me.

And I really, like, I couldn't keep up.

You looked like you were keeping up.

That's, you know, that's what I do.

I put out like false pretenses about my life, but I was not keeping up in any way, shape, or form.

And my body was like not my own this weekend.

I was dealing with a bunch of, um,

a bunch of ailments.

Ailments.

Yes.

I spoke on the podcast on Friday about how I made the mistake of taking a Z-PAC on on an empty stomach on Thursday.

So Thursday, I was completely out of commission.

Friday, I felt better, but I was still recovering from the Thursday.

Saturday, I got hit with, I don't know, something else at the festival.

I was just, I mean, I was just like drinking all day.

Like, we'd forgotten to eat.

There was like such a

mystery.

Yeah, I know.

There were such long lines for food.

Like, we just couldn't.

Stagecoach actually did a really good job of making sure everybody had water.

They were giving out free premium bottles of water.

It was actually really, like, I was doing good with the water, but we just kept forgetting to eat because it was like, okay, we'll go here and then we'll have someone eat.

But it was just hard to find find food.

So Saturday, I was not okay.

And Sunday, I was not okay either.

So I had the best time.

It was amazing.

I am so glad I went.

And I'm so glad it's over.

Like, it was just a lot, but I had the best time.

I loved the way my outfits turned out.

And if you watch the vlog on Patreon of me, like, trying to put together my outfits for a stagecoach, you know, it was not an easy task.

Like, I was struggling till the very last minute.

Like, I was putting together outfits in Palm Springs.

You were.

Yeah.

It felt like you were in a good place when you left.

I was in a decent place when I left.

And for

most of my outfits, like I had the basics.

I didn't bring the right accessories.

I did not bring the right shoes.

I did not bring the right bags, but I worked through.

And, you know, everyone was

shares.

Everyone was really generous.

The great thing about traveling with Shannon is she travels with a armory of stunning, beautiful, and high-class designer pieces that she is more than happy to take off of her neck and give to you.

She's so generous.

Like, couldn't be me, you know, like I have fabulous things.

If I'm not wearing it, I'll think about letting you wear it.

But her is like, no, like it would be better on you.

Like, so generous.

It was, it was really nice to see someone so fabulous and so generous with their things.

It's an inspiration to us all.

It's an inspiration to everyone.

There was not one day that went by that at least somebody did not borrow something from Shannon.

That's so nice.

Whether it was like a core piece, like a stunning blouse, or just like a necklace.

Yeah.

She was so generous.

It was so amazing.

Well, you guys all looked great.

We all loved following along.

I'm sure you listened to my episode with Olivia yesterday where we were.

just sort of like lauding you guys for all your style and creativity and uniqueness and verb.

And I feel really good about the fact that like we and I made such good content.

Like I was with the pictures and the TikToks.

Like I did a good job.

And it looked like I was having so much fun.

And I really was.

Like it was like I had the best time.

Even though the lineup was like,

it was okay.

It was okay.

It actually wasn't even great, but the music was so good.

And I have to just give like such a shout out to Old Dominion.

They were,

they weren't even a headliner.

They were incredible.

Like they totally could have headlined.

I really forget like how many just bangers they have and everybody knows them and country loves them.

And they did a Harry Styles cover, which was so unexpected, but so good.

And the lead singer was literally on crutches, but like you wouldn't have known it.

They were amazing.

Chris Stapleton was a vibe.

I mean, it was a little sleepy.

Oh, really?

It was a little sleepy.

And you know him.

It's like, oh, I have a four-minute song.

Let's make it eight and add, you know, a whole bass solo.

And it was like a little like, okay.

Yeah, you want to hear from our bassist?

Yeah, right.

It was like, okay.

Nobody, it was like, oh, let me play the bass oh okay it was it was a little bit better because you know that part in the show where they introduce the band it's it's nice

it's nice but it's like do we care no no but i understand why it's important for the band members to be seen and recognized no and it's also like you know the the leads like the the star doesn't want to be like hey it's all about me the star is like pretending the star doesn't want to say hey look at me right the star is pretending to be like you know humble and gracious but it's like well we don't care um i know that's me to say like we don't um and they just tell you where they're from and like how long they've been with the band and then they do like a little thing it's like same for the documentary okay but yeah we don't care um i mean actually chris stableton didn't do that

did other people do that No, actually.

Oh, good.

No.

So the headliners were Luke Bryan, who I've seen headlined before, and like he really puts on a great show and he's like a great performer, but it's like, it's not like the most amazing music.

Like it's good, you know?

No, when he, he headlined when we went in 2019 and we were all really surprised with how much we enjoyed ourselves.

Yeah, it was good.

It was a show.

It was entertaining.

Kane Brown

was good.

He also has like a lot of songs that you forget that you know.

And then he brought his wife out, which was really sweet.

I think she was so fucking nervous.

Like there was like literally 80,000 people there, but he didn't bring out like any special guests except for his wife, which was really sweet.

And then Chris Stapleton the third day.

So like, honestly, the headliners weren't like.

Next level crazy, but they were all the thing with country music is like everybody can sing.

Yeah.

And everybody can play the guitar and they put on a show and it's nice.

They got the fireworks.

It was great.

But so many of the smaller acts acts were like so amazing too.

Like Gabby Barrett, Margot was like, we have to get there early for Gabby Barrett.

I'm like, shut up.

Like think about Margo, she's like, I have to be the first one there and the last one out.

Like by the end, we were like, Margo, please let us go home.

She was like literally being like Stalin of stagecoach.

But I'm glad we went because Gabby Barrett like was that bitch.

Gabby Barrett was that bitch.

We also went early another day for L.

King, one of the best sets I've seen.

Like she, and by the way, she like, she wanted to hang, you know, she had DM'd me.

She was like, she was like, you want to hang?

And I was like, yeah, I'd love to hang.

So we like were drinking with her before the show we met her son oh my god he's so fucking cute how old is he i can never tell with kids he was either two or 17 like i'm not sure but like i'm gonna say i honestly four i don't know okay honestly i don't know four is confusing maybe three honestly i don't know okay but i like like kayla a little bigger than kayla bigger than actually no it was giving

I don't know, it was giving Kayla energy.

But like, I don't know.

All kids give Kayla energy because he knows they're just kids.

But I finally got to tell El King that she and I both went went on say yes to the dress and chose the same exact dress.

And she was like, oh my God, no way.

And I was like, yeah, but I didn't wear it because like it was ugly.

She's like, yeah, I didn't wear it either because I didn't get married.

Oh my God.

She was so cool.

I had never met her before.

She was so fun and really like, she put on a show.

She did like her big hits and you really forget like how many.

And she, she, there's like this Tyler Childers song that everybody's obsessed with that is unreleased.

And it's like, we all know the song, but we don't know how because he's never released it.

And I guess he gave her permission to release it.

So she did her own cover and it's like her song now.

So people were like creaming their pants.

Like it was like, oh my God, Tyler Childers.

And then something weird happened with Tyler Childers.

So do you know about Tyler Childers?

A little bit.

He's like this folksy type of singer.

He's like, he's country, but he's really like deep bluegrass, not, you know, not real country, you know, like people like that.

They like love Tyler Childers, you know?

He's real country.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And he was playing stagecoach, and stagecoach is very much like a mainstream country festival.

It's like pop radio country.

So it was really kind of crazy.

And he was at the Palomino tent, which isn't the main stage.

It's a long walk.

And it's, you know, it's for smaller artists.

And it was kind of weird that he was there.

But I figured, you know, he's a little bit more indie.

Maybe not everyone knows him.

Oh my God, we could not even walk in.

It was so crazy.

And it's a tent.

So if you're outside the tent, you can't fucking see anything.

And it felt like weird and disrespectful to Tyler Childers.

And everyone was like literally standing around being like, what is this?

Like, it was so weird.

We honestly, we stayed for a few songs, but we couldn't see and we couldn't hear.

We're like, okay, this is boring.

But it was like, he honestly, like, he could have headlined.

Right.

Maybe they just miscalculated his popularity.

Maybe.

Because his popularity is very niche.

And they probably go by like radio numbers and all these like classic mainstream

tricks.

And he's not that guy.

He doesn't play that game.

Like, he doesn't do the radio tours.

Like, he just puts out his music.

He doesn't even post on social media.

You're right.

There's no way to measure it.

But it was weird because he was seven o'clock at the Palomino stage.

And then seven o'clock on the main stage was Cameron Marlow.

Is that his name?

Yeah.

Who cares?

And it's like he's just someone who plays the a game, radio tour, does a festival, yada, yada, yada.

And it's just like,

okay.

I'm going to chalk it up to a miscalculation.

I don't want to think that they were like

slighting him.

Okay.

No, it was just like drama at the festival.

We were like starting stuff.

And I think that's like cool that he busts out of the gym.

Yeah.

We were starting stuff like in that, we're like, can you believe this?

And everyone was like, I feel like that happens a lot of times at festivals.

Like someone is a smaller artist and they just...

bring a much bigger crowd than you would expect.

No, like the one year that we saw, that we were at Coachella and Billie Eilish was there, but before she was like major, she was at the Palomino, but it's called something else over there.

Um, and everyone was like, Can you believe?

And like, we didn't even go because we're like, Who cares?

Yeah, we didn't, but then, like, two years later, she was a headliner, right?

Yeah, no, you're right, it was a miscalculation for sure.

Yeah, um, it's just the best weekend.

Like, I ran into so many toasters, which was just the best because toasters are so country, and honestly, I was literally a zombie.

I was like, I was running on like no sleep, no food, and just like so much alcohol.

And I was like, Yeah, everyone was like, The way Turdy Lou has taken on, They're like, Turtle Lou, Turtle Lou.

And I was just like, I was literally, I'm like, Turtle, Turtle Lou.

Like, I was just not okay.

And everyone's like, Turtle Lou, Turtle Lou.

And I'm like, yeah, Turtle.

Turdy Lou has taken on a life of their own.

I know.

I don't, like, I think, like, I don't even associate with Turtle Lou anymore.

Like, she was larger than life.

She performed on the main stage at stage.

She's kind of like your stage name.

100%.

And then you can go home and be Claudia.

No, I was literally DMing.

I think it's a good protective barrier so that you can keep your peace.

It's like my hat on Montana.

The world knows you as Turdy Lou.

Yeah.

But only a select few know you as Claudia.

Yesterday I was DMing with Raising Canes, the fast food chain, and they were like, Turtle.

I was like, what?

No, there's toasters everywhere.

That's so crazy, especially since it's such a recent development.

Like, I understand people reaching out, snitch, snitch, snitch, snitch.

Turtleoo.

Turtle, turtle.

But you've always wanted a nickname.

I've always wanted a nickname.

Good, because it's the one you got.

And you know what?

I don't hate it.

And maybe it was like catching on so hard at Stagecoach because Turtle has like a southern twing.

Yeah, Turtle Lou Murda.

Turtle Lou Murda.

So maybe that's why.

Maybe.

It was just really, it was the best weekend ever.

Like I have watched my own TikToks 47,000 times.

And I just, I have like so many drafts that I've just like posted.

The thing about TikToks that I enjoy is I feel like sometimes they're either way too short or way too long.

It's never the right length.

Well, the ones that are like too short are the perfect one because they leave people wanting more and you watch it.

Like day two, you guys were making short ones and I was like, I need more of these outfits.

Yeah.

And then day three, you made a really really long one.

I was like, I wish I had that on day two.

Not to be like that girl, but like all my outfits are linked on my like to know it.

Like because everyone was just like, dirty, where's that from?

Dirty, where's that from?

Oh, good, good.

No, I just wanted to, I wanted to see you girls up there shaking your things.

We were shaking our things.

Yeah.

Things were shaking.

And I was enjoying immensely.

I think everyone was.

Like, you guys really shook us to the core.

Thank you.

And I literally am home for three days before we head to Nashville this weekend.

Jax isn't coming anymore, which is just absolutely fucking devastating, but we understand you got to take it easy.

And like the way I'm, like, this is going to be the craziest thing I've ever said, and it's it's only temporarily true.

Like, the way I don't wanna go to Taylor, like, I'm not okay.

Like, I need to stay home.

Do you hear my voice?

Like, I need to relax.

Sounds fine.

So, I need to just like take it easy for these next three days because I leave on Thursday to see Taylor Swift Erasor in Nashville.

Like, I'm so excited, of course.

You're gonna three days is the perfect amount of time.

You're gonna take it easy, and you'll be ready to go.

You'll be fine.

No, and then, like, I get home Sunday and then I leave again next week to go to Dallas for the Academy of Country Music Awards.

I'm kind of like the belle of the South.

Yeah, you should move.

I'm so down.

If there was one Jew, I would go.

You could be the one.

But would it be enough?

Dianeo.

You could be the first.

You could inspire a generation of Jews.

Kind of like Joseph Smith.

I'm like the Joseph Smith of my generation of Jews.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You could be.

Coulda, woulda, shoulda.

Coulda, woulda, shoulda.

Um, what do you think the surprise songs are going to be in Nashville for Taylor?

I have no fucking clue.

I am now on like Taylor Instagram Reels.

Reels.

Wow, it's finally hit the reels.

No, and it's funny, like what you just watched something once and then you get served it all the time.

So I get all these Taylor videos.

So toxic.

The algorithm, yeah.

And

I don't know what the, like, there's

what our real, what, what are main songs?

What are,

oh, oh, you don't know.

I don't know what the set list is.

So like, oh, she played this tonight.

So I don't know.

I'm not educated enough.

I thought you were going to say, like, you know, I don't, I'm not educated enough to like guess what the surprise songs will be, but there's no rhyme or reason.

The only thing.

Okay, I think in Nashville she'll play Tim McGraw.

She already did it.

I think she'll do it again.

I don't think so.

Okay.

What do you think?

I don't know.

Like, I don't know.

Like, the only thing people were able to accurately guess from the entire Eras tour was this past weekend.

She played high infidelity because the show was on April 29th.

And the lyric is, do you really want to know where I was April 29th?

So I'm going May 6th.

I don't think there's a song with May 6th in it, you know?

Maybe she'll sing happy birthday to The Snatcher.

Yes, it was also The Snatcher's birthday.

It's going to be a wild weekend.

Like, I just, I need to conserve my energy.

I need to conserve my social battery.

I need to recharge.

I need to recharge.

Turdy Lou, her battery's kind of low.

She's running on low.

She always is.

So fucking true.

She stays on low.

She stays on low.

She really does.

But she does the most on low, on low battery.

Yeah.

Like, I'm constantly on

low battery mode.

My battery is always yellow.

Your battery.

Shut the fuck up, you fucking bitch.

Shut the fuck up.

So we've got a great show because.

because also the met gala was last night no we're gonna go through everything all the lukes all the stories there's a lot of like good gossip coming out of it but i wanted to ask you and just like the people if it was like a me experience or a you experience like i was on the plane and i was defeated and like i was just thinking about myself and my stage coach weekend so like the met gala like wasn't like giving like top of mind energy so was that just for me or was that like the vibe i kind of had the opposite experience because i feel like for the like the last few shows i keep being like the met gala is coming up the met gala is coming up also because i did just watch kardashians where they were hyping it up so much so it made me excited and i thought the theme this year was going to be really exciting because it's Carl and there's so much to pull from and really like you don't want Carl rolling over in his grave over your look like I feel like people really felt the pressure like there wasn't anyone in past years there's no one to be held accountable to yeah like in this mech out like you're accountable to the legacy

to Carl's legacy yeah so I just had really high hopes and you know I I was free last night so I turned on the red carpet and I was where did you watch I watched on E and it was a really dreadful experience I'm not gonna lie you should have went to like vogue.com Vogue.com.

I think that's.

I wanted to watch on the television.

I know, I know, but they have it so that, like, unless you're Vogue.com, you're like on the carpets, like literally scratching at people to get interviews.

Whereas if you're.

It wasn't even about the interviews that were bad.

Actually, the e-correspondent on the carpet, I don't know his name, but I thought he had really fun interviews for the ones that he got.

Like he was really knowledgeable and not socially awkward and just like could make conversations.

So tough, so tough.

10 out of 10.

No, it was like the panel and their commentary, and then they would spend so long on one person.

And it's like, there's hundreds of subs here.

Like, I saw Kim's here already.

Like, show us.

Right.

No, they're like not keeping up with social media.

Move on to the next person.

Yeah.

So it wasn't a pleasant experience, but I did get to between that and like looking on Instagram, I saw all the looks, and that was good.

So I had a fun experience watching, and it felt like a big deal to me because I made it a big deal.

And I feel like you overwhelmingly were not impressed with this year's looks.

I feel like it's the best red carpet we've seen on the Met Gala in years.

Yeah.

No, I was like

since like Heavenly Bodies, I was Heavenly Bodies was so good.

I liked the theme, the concept.

I you like the beat?

I like the beat a lot.

Yeah, I don't know.

I was just like watching things and everyone was just like, it's just, everyone is like so beautiful and has like unlimited access to the world's best everything.

And some of these people are like, that's what you're wearing.

You know?

Yeah.

Maybe I just have a high bar because, like, I'm wearing, you know, leggings today and the bar sweatshirt.

And like, I understand fashion, you know?

And I set the bar for these people and

I set the bar.

I'll be curious to hear which people you felt that way about because I felt like more than ever before.

I had like, if I'm rating on like a five-star scale, five being like, changed my life, there were so many fours.

Okay, that's good.

I just have to say, like, I was really feeling like meh about everything until Anne Hathaway showed up.

And Ann Hathaway, I don't know, like what happened in her life that like two years ago, she decided she was going to become like an it girl of fashion after being like America's most hated bitch, but I don't know who made it possible and like what happened.

It is like the greatest thing to ever happen.

And I just want to say like, never thought I'd say those words like Ann Hathaway saved the day.

Yeah, she was amongst the top.

Yeah.

So we're going to get into all the looks.

We're going to go through the Vogue.com articles.

Of course, you know, we are a legal, reputable establishment here.

So if you're watching on on YouTube, it did sound like you said, it sounded like you said illegal.

No, we are a space, legal, comma, reputable media brand.

Therefore, we cannot use copyrighted photos that we do not own that intellectual property to.

So, we're gonna go through this Vogue article.

We'll put it in the description of the podcast and the YouTube so you can scroll along with us.

We're not gonna go through every single person because people listen as a podcast, so it would be frustrating if we had the pictures up and we were just pointing to stuff and they couldn't.

So, we have to use our words to describe what we're seeing.

One more thing I wanted to say about the Metal and why I felt underwhelmed.

Was it just me, Or did it feel like there weren't that many,

like,

it was very A-list and very upper echelon.

And I think, like, this year really felt like Anna was being like really strict because there was like no influencers.

I liked that.

Like, when Charlie and Dixie went, like, I can't, or just Dixie, sorry, iconic.

Like, Alex Earl should have been at the Met Gala.

Like, sorry, I said what I said.

You don't like it?

Not my problem.

And it just felt like there were no like, like moments in terms of like, honestly, where were Kelsey Ballerini and Chase Stokes?

Like,

of the moment people.

It was very like fashion art A-list.

And like, I get it, but that's.

But there was also a lot of like, you got invited?

No, there was a lot of people.

I'm sorry, who are you?

And I feel like sometimes it's like you get invited once and then like you keep going back year after year.

And it's like, well, you're not really relevant.

No, I know.

Like, I have a lot.

I have some hot takes.

I just, I don't really understand who is supposed to be invited to the Met Gala because honestly, it feels different every year.

And this year felt very like exclusive art, fashion, high society.

Like, I didn't know half the people on the carpet.

Oh, I didn't feel that way, but I agree.

There were less of like, you know, remember when James Charles went, like, there weren't like moments like that.

Like, I can't believe this person is invited.

But then sometimes it's like when YouTube had a table, I think it was like a year or two ago.

I was like, okay, like, yeah, no,

I don't mind it.

It just depends on the people that they depends on the people.

Like, when Jackie Ina went, I was like, yes, ma'am, here for it.

When Dixie went, I was like, yes, ma'am.

James Charles, I was like, okay, like, we don't have to, we've taken it too far.

But he was the first, like, he went before the.

Yeah, yeah, no I'm just talking about like individually like which piece some people rub me the wrong way and some people

I mean, that's how I feel about everything like every outfit.

It's like I don't like it, but if you had put it on Kendall Jenner, I would have liked it.

She's honestly people say what you want about Kendall.

Like I don't think there has ever been a Met Gala where she wasn't in a top five look.

No, she's always in a top five look.

And what's crazy is she's not even my favorite celebrity or Kardashian.

I like I passively enjoy her.

But like

when it comes to the Met Gala, like she's my number one.

Like, and I try and, when I'm judging someone's look, I try to think if Kendall wore it, would I like it?

Yeah.

You know, and Kendall's outfit, I'm like, if someone else wore it, would I still like it?

No.

I just like it because it's on Kendall.

But I think that's why like she is a supermodel.

And like, that's why models are models.

They wear the clothes better than anyone else.

No, it's so true.

Because like even her outfit last night was literally top five, but like I could see someone else wearing it being like, this looks so super.

I don't went out without pants to the Met Gala.

No, totally.

So we're going to dive into it all.

It's going to be a great first Tuesday in May.

And happy May, everyone.

Happy May.

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Okay, let's get into the looks.

We're going from vogue.com's article roundup of looks.

They're in not the order that we all experience them in, which is really hard for me to wrap my brain around.

I know their first picture is the person who arrived last.

And they're also not in any level of importance or like good to bad.

Right.

So we're just, we're, we're weighing in it.

I do think there's like a little bit of a level of importance, which is actually good for our

sakes.

Yeah.

So Rihanna up first.

She showed up so late.

Everyone was just like, where is this bitch at?

Where is this bitch at?

The live streams were over.

Oh, they were?

Yeah.

That's like so annoying.

I know, but they did that last time, too.

Yeah, like Rihanna doesn't give a fuck.

Like, she'll get there when she gets there.

Yeah.

It must be so nice nice to not have to like quake over anything.

Like everyone will wait for you.

No, and like I think people arrive on the red carpet and like she still hasn't started her hair and makeup.

You know when like the first people get there.

Yeah.

And she's just on her own timeline.

She was wearing Valentino.

It was like a two-part look.

So first she had like the headpiece, the flower jacket, camellia headpiece, which I love.

Me too.

And then it also, it turned into like a shrug.

And then it turned into a shrug.

It was very cute.

I loved it.

I understood it, you know?

Yeah.

A lot of this, if I say I don't like something, partially is like, I don't understand it.

But But that's why I liked this theme.

It was so easy to understand.

Like, there were so many motifs that you could take of Carl's, like, you know, the Chanel Tweed, the Camellia.

There's like a lot of different eras.

He also did like the Fendi era, the Chloe era.

Right, but then there were some dresses that were Carl inspired from like the 80s or the 90s that I didn't know were like Carl vibes.

But then seeing it against the Muse.

The Muse, I was like, oh, perfection.

I'm not crazy about ASAP Rocky's like kilt and jean moment, but like it's so like not about him.

It doesn't even matter.

Agreed.

Supportive king, you know?

Agreed.

She looked fabulous.

I loved.

I loved.

Love.

Next up is Cardi B.

I was obsessed with this look.

Like Cardi B is

so,

she's so beautiful.

And like, this is so different than really anything she ever wears.

And I thought she looked great.

Yeah, I mean, she does look great.

And it's very

theme is five out of five.

It looks great on her.

And I guess she's giving us like a little female Carl.

Yeah.

White hair.

I just loved it.

And the tie.

I just loved it.

And I was gathering that in order to be in theme, just wearing black and white will do that.

There's a lot of black and white.

And so it was that, the Chanel chameleons.

I thought this was like literally gorgeous.

Like I loved, I think she looks great.

I think she looks great,

but it doesn't like tickle, it doesn't itch the thing in my

brain that it's like.

I'm obsessed with.

That's just a matter of personal taste, but she looks great and on theme and lovely.

Agreed.

Jenna Ortega.

Jenna Ortega's wearing Tom Brown.

I think she looks amazing and perfect.

And I think Tom Brown, like every time someone wears something that I hate, it's always Tom Brown, like Courtney and Travis last year.

So it's nice to see Tom Brown like killing it.

I love this, by the way.

Like it's so, it's Chanel, like the tweed, the chain, but it's also giving like Marie Antoinette silhouette.

She looks great.

One thing about me is like every time I see something, Jenna Ortega in an interview, like she seems so fucking rude.

Have you like seen?

I've seen, there's, there's like articles that she's rude and that she.

What is that?

I don't know.

So I'm trying to separate the art from the artist here because like I'm like girl be nice yeah be grateful she's just giving like honestly bratty energy maybe it's just like I don't get her personality maybe that's it yeah because she might have like a dark sense of humor right like Wednesday though there were like articles that she was like tough to work with on set and shit like that and then she did a um an interview she did armchair expert a podcast where she was talking about how like she literally went into the writer's room and like rewrote as she wrote Wednesday and it's like okay she was just like act like I just and I don't follow her so the only things I see about her are against my will and maybe they're just like you know misquoting her or taking things out of context but I'm just like okay she's kind of ready.

I only watched half of the first episode of Wednesday.

But I feel like this

reputation that she has actually doesn't harm her career because it's kind of in line with the character.

Right, like dark energy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And like she talks like Wednesday talks.

She's kind of like method acting so she can get away with it.

It's actually like a fair point.

You know, but if she were playing like, you know, a sweet angel and then we found out that she's the devil and then everyone would be be like, this is Jenna.

Right, right.

Jenna's just Wednesday.

So method.

Yeah.

That's a good point.

Okay, next, Pedro Pascal, and Valentino.

I have a really hard time judging men's looks because for me, I'll always be good in a suit and tie.

Same.

Always will work for me.

I'll say this.

It's a lot of red.

Yeah.

I don't get it, but I don't get men's fashion and I'm happy to skip.

Happy to skip most of the men unless someone made an impact.

Yeah, I think the best dress man was Bad Bunny.

Like, I love all white.

I love a train.

Like who knew a man scarf train?

Like lived for it.

Best dress for men for me.

Yeah, probably.

We'll keep going though.

I also like Jared Leto as Shoupette, even though I'd rather see Brupet up there shaking that thing.

I have a hot take.

I think Jared Leto looked incredibly fucking stupid.

As the cat?

Yeah.

Someone had to do it.

Jojo Cat did.

And that was like in a really cool way.

So two people did it.

No, his was just like stupid.

I feel like he's always just like doing the most.

Somebody posted in Toast After Dark the best call of all time.

I saw Jared Leto is Tom Sandoval.

Like doing the most and thinking, like, ha ha, look at me.

Like, shut up.

I'm just in a mood today.

I'm sorry.

I got off the car.

I don't have beef with Jared Leto like that.

I do.

I do.

I thought, like, Choupette, in when that cat mascot came on the carpet, I thought it was like gay shark, like someone, you know, Vogue intern wearing it.

It would have been better that way.

And like, if Choupette was like photo bombing stuff, it's weird that he committed in such a way.

Yeah.

But I was glad that that someone did it.

Agreed.

So it didn't bother me.

Agreed.

Next.

Next, we have Gigi Hadid in Javon Shea.

I'm sorry.

Like, this is so stunning.

Her hair and makeup is perfect.

Like, this body, it's just, it's like actually offensive to like to look at it.

I love.

Like, love, love, love.

She always likes slays.

She never looks like the best ever, and she never looks the worst.

She's always like middle top.

Middle top and always in theme.

Yeah.

I'm sure, because everyone wants to dress her.

I know it's probably like easy.

Who should I go with this year?

Like it's fielding offers left, right, and center.

She looks gorgeous.

Yeah.

Next, Kendall Jenner and Mark Jacobs.

Oh, this was Mark Jacobs?

So random.

Wait, this is weird.

Kendall Jenner and Mark Jacobs and Wolford tights.

Yeah, that is weird because they were like nude pantyhose.

Well, the brand probably like was involved, like donated money in some way.

And I have to say, I was looking at her legs.

I'm like, damn, is she wearing tights?

I need those tights.

Honestly, you guys, nude pantyhose don't sleep on them.

No, if you're a busy body.

People do nice looking leg.

You don't have to shave if if you don't want to.

You don't have to worry about like, you know, sometimes I get really pale, I get purple.

Yeah, no, like a blotchy spray tan too.

No, I'm telling you guys, bring back nude tights.

Wow, I'm like looking at this outfit so differently now knowing it was Mark Jacobs.

I just assumed it was like Versace because she's wearing the big boots that everyone's wearing.

And all the Versace girls were wearing like big clunky platforms.

So I just assumed that was it.

And it doesn't change the way I feel.

I mean, it's, it's so cool.

It's so cool.

She looks amazing.

And like she's one of my top people.

I just have to ask myself if someone else wore this, like what I would say about them.

And I don't think I would say all the things that I'm saying right now.

I agree.

From certain angles, from the side, I actually really did not like the shoes.

They were like too big, but from this photo.

They're very like dolls kill.

It's giving like

emo.

What's that festival that everyone goes to to listen to like Fallout Boy?

Emo Fest?

Like back in the day.

Warped horror.

Yes, it's giving warped horror, okay?

From certain angles.

In this photo, when you can't see them from the side, I do like them.

but yes, some of it is like a little too,

a little too, you know, yeah, no, but I think she looks great.

Perfection, Carl would have loved Carl would have loved the bell sleeve.

I love she looked at the legs for days,

someone tall needed to wear this, yeah, and she was the perfect person, and it's it's perfect.

I love the collar.

Oh, also, people are saying it's giving you got crisp.

Do you know what that means?

No, so there was this trend on TikTok where people would like prank everyone and be like,

Oh my god,

Anna Wintor fell down the steps like something crazy.

And people would be like, oh my god.

And before the video ended, it'd be like, you just got crissed.

And it'd be a picture of Chris Jenner from the get- remember when they used to make

music videos on their family vacations.

Gitchy, Gitchy.

She's wearing like literally a she's wearing this, a shirt that has like a bedazzled collar.

And people are saying, it's giving you got crisped.

If you know, you know.

So niche.

So niche, yeah.

Okay, next we have Kim Kardashian in Chiaparelli.

I think it's Scaparelli.

It probably is.

I have such a hot take.

I fucking hate this look.

Everything about it?

No, it could have been fixed if she ripped off that necklace.

Like, it's too much.

What's with the undergarments on the side, like, giving,

I hate this look.

I just really am confused by the shapewear thing.

Like, yes.

The high undies.

Like, it's distracting.

I also, like, why was she wearing a jacket the whole time?

I wish she put the jacket down for a second.

You know what?

I actually think the jacket is beautiful.

The jacket is beautiful, but a lot of people, they wear the jacket on the bottom steps.

Then they drape it on the second steps.

Then they put it down on the third steps.

Like, and she's just like clinging to that jacket for dear life.

I want to see the rest of the dress.

I hate this.

Like, I can't get over it.

What is with the neck?

The neck didn't bother me so much.

I think, I think it had the potential.

Potential to be like 10 out of 10, but just there's something about it.

You know what?

It's kind of reminding me of Courtney's Tom Brown dress with the gauzy middle.

Yeah, yeah.

Ace bandage middle.

Like at first I was trying to like look into it and be like, you know, what is Kim trying to say here?

She's the queen of shapewear.

She's giving skims.

Like, but you know what?

I just think it's a bad dress.

Like, I think I'm just going to chalk it up to that.

Like, I do not like this at all.

Like, if the beating had gone over

the whole dress and she took the necklace off and maybe had the coat on and then off and got her hair out of her face, like, it's just a lot.

Yeah.

I'm not, I don't like it.

I like it.

I don't love it.

And she's another one that like everything that she wears, I'm going to lean towards liking it because I like her.

And so I was just like,

it doesn't seem so cohesive for me.

Yeah.

But she looks beautiful.

I hope she was like more comfortable than she usually is.

So true.

And I hope she had like a more pleasant getting ready experience.

Because it wasn't so.

So some celebrities literally like.

train for the Met Gala.

Like last year she literally trained for the Met Gala.

She was

like two days bleaching her hair.

Like literally, it takes a week usually for her to go from brunette to blonde.

They did it in three days.

Like I don't think she slept.

It was like crazy.

and then the muglaire corset where she had to like literally rearrange her bones right and then there are other celebrities who just like literally roll out of bed they sit in the makeup chair and they show up at the red carpet and like that's pleasant that's an experience and i just hope she can like one day have just a fun experience i feel like this was better and she was with north yeah

both kylie and kim walked out with the kids stormy and north and then left them in the car But did they come into the event?

I feel like you have to be 21 to be in the event.

That's why Charlie D'Amelio couldn't go and just Dixie went.

Or you have to be 18, something like that.

So maybe they weren't in the car for fun.

That's like a fun car ride.

Yeah.

I hope they left the air conditioning on.

Yeah.

No, yesterday was like a nice day.

It was just, it was weird with the kids.

Like,

I didn't get it.

Let's do Kylie just to round out the sisters because it was just the three sisters this year.

Chris

was Chris.

Chris always goes.

With Tommy Hilfiger.

I don't know.

That was like, that wasn't okay.

And I feel like Courtney and Chloe could have gone if they wanted to, but didn't care enough to go is how I feel.

I feel like Chloe had a bad time last year.

And Courtney doesn't give a fuck.

Yeah.

But it was weird not to see Chris.

Yeah.

Like, if anything, like, even before Kim always goes, Kendall always goes.

And even before Kylie, Chris always goes.

Yeah.

Confusing.

Kylie's look was really pretty.

I don't understand how it was thematic.

Maybe it was and somebody can't explain it to me.

It was just a really like stunning dress, but she looked beautiful.

And have you seen that interview of her, that quote of hers that's like going around?

Someone interviewed them at the top of the carpet and she was just talking about how she's like ready to have fun inside, drink some tequila,

and I feel like she's like cruising for a boyfriend.

Was Timothy Chamalame there?

I don't think so.

Oh, because she was acting like she was just feeling single, right?

Like, ready to go.

Anything to that effect.

But that was the vibe I was getting.

Like, she wanted to

be eligible men.

I love that for her.

I think that's an extremely good place to meet someone if you're Kylie.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I loved how Kylie looked.

I'm in my Kylie era.

She could do no wrong.

She's stunning.

I agree.

I don't understand how it was on theme.

I'm sure in some way that it was.

I'm sure it referenced some look from the 80s that I love.

I love that the jacket turned into the cape

and she looked beautiful and was feeling herself.

It was, and her hair and makeup were perfect.

And also, when someone is feeling themselves, you can tell and it changes how they look.

Maybe that's why Kendall always looks good because she's just like always feeling herself because she's a model.

But in some of the red carpet footage, they show you the person posing and like they fix a little this and you can tell they're like a little uncomfortable and which I mean, most people would be.

It's a lot of pressure, but when someone's just like effortlessly, like, here I am, I feel beautiful, I don't give a shit.

It ex you can tell.

Yeah, no, Kylie was feeling herself.

I completely agree.

Next, Anne Hathaway in Versace.

Perfection.

Perfection.

Like, I knew immediately how it was on theme.

It was, who was it, Versace?

Versace, but it looks like immediately how it's Versace.

Yeah, because like the clips, it was like a perfect collab of like Chanel vibes.

Her hair is perfect.

She's such a queen, like, I can't get over it.

Yeah.

Winner-winner, chicken dinner.

Agreed.

There's not much else to say.

There's not much else to say.

Like the gloves that are like ripped off sleeves, it's just perfect.

Yeah.

I love her.

Not crazy about the necklace, but like I don't want a nitpick.

You're very anti-necklace.

Yeah, because it's just like sometimes like it's okay to take something off, you know?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Isn't that what Coco Chanel herself said?

Yeah, like take off the last dumb thing you put on before you leave the house.

That was literally me at stagecoach.

I like had a hat, a necklace, a bandana, and like a bejewels in my hair.

And Shannon was like, take the fucking hat off.

100%.

Just take something off.

I texted Snitch day two.

I was like, take the hat off.

Yeah.

The hat was good day one, but you don't need to wear a hat every day.

Agreed.

Like, then you're just Mrs.

Hat.

Right.

Speaking of hats, Jennifer Lopez and Ralph Lorraine, she went with Ralph Lorraine the year before, and it was a hat situation again.

Cause I remember I said she wore that like Western dress with a cowboy hat.

Yeah.

And I said she should have taken the hat off.

So the thing with this is like, I don't have one valid critique.

There's nothing wrong with it, but it's so like,

I don't know.

This is what I was saying before.

Like, these are just like really rich, perfect, like, stunning, beautiful people who have access to the best of everything.

And like, yeah, this is the best hair.

This is the best makeup.

This is the best dress.

And it's like,

what if Kendall were wearing it?

Stunning.

I don't know.

It's just like, I feel like this is what J-Lo always wears, like a sexy gown, you know?

Yeah.

It's like unoriginal to me.

But then if she changed it up, I would have been like, just go back to a sexy gown.

Yeah.

I don't know.

I just, I can't critique this in any other way than meh.

Yeah.

And the hat.

It's not bothering me as much as it's bothering you.

No, it's not bothering me.

And I feel like if she took the hat off, it wouldn't be enough of a costume look.

Yeah, it's just like, we'ren't.

Yeah.

And I don't like love.

I don't love when a dress top is like a bathing suit.

I agree.

It's tachyo.

Put clothes on.

I agree.

And I would say that to anyone.

Yeah.

And like, yeah.

No, excuse me.

If she was wearing this dress, I'd say, like, stop with the bathing suit top.

No, it's giving like that brand that everywhere is like 437 swim or whatever.

Yeah, where the tits just like hang out.

They're just like, they're only being supported by a piece of rope.

I agree.

I don't like that.

That halter vibe.

Agree.

Okay, Doja Cat.

Perfection.

Yeah.

Like literal perfection.

She's wearing a title.

The right outfit on the right person.

I don't think everyone could pull this off if everyone showed up like if other people had showed up like a cat.

With the Cindy Luhu prosthetic nose.

It's perfect.

Kendall could have showed up like a cat.

Yes.

Yes.

And so could Doja.

I really, really do like it.

And you have to remember, like, this is, it's a costume institute.

So when someone, I feel like it could go either way and someone gets too costumey and it's a joke and it's terrible.

But when you do it right, it's really awesome.

No, this is perfect.

Like, I don't have one complaint.

I agree.

It's really stunning.

I agree.

Now,

Salma Hayek.

I didn't see her until now.

Salma Hayek is married to the man who owns every brand.

Like Salma Hayek's husband.

Funds the Met Gala.

He owns Gucci.

He owns everything.

So therefore, she has access to whatever she wants.

And this is just horrible.

It's horrible for someone with the access.

It's horrible for someone without the access.

This

is terrible.

Yeah, I would say it's not great, especially with the access.

Given the access.

Given what we know,

it's even worse.

Yeah, and because she's like a beautiful woman who will look beautiful and anything.

Yeah, but not this.

Like, if Kendall wore it still, I think I would hate it.

I would have questions.

I would question it, even if I was questioning it with Kendall.

Okay, Lil Nas ex in Dior.

What's Dior?

Like, he's not wearing any clothes.

Like, what's the undies?

The undies are Dior.

I mean, the makeup is gorgeous.

I don't, I kind of get it.

I guess it's on theme.

It's costumey.

It's not my favorite.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's just, it's, it's nice to look at.

Yeah.

It's cool.

It's cool.

Oh, and Kylie was wearing

John Paul Gautier.

And she's like the new face.

She's the new face.

I always confuse him with John Gagliani.

Jackie, me fucking too.

Because it's like there's two.

There's two Johnson.

There's two Johns in fashion.

And one of them is like a Hitler-loving Nazi, and the other is just like a nice guy trying to do his job.

I'm sure he's problematic, too.

But whenever I see Jean-Paul Gautier, I'm like, this bitch is not wearing John Motherfucking Galeano right now.

I know.

I have to like go through my hand.

No, Jackie, there's another John.

Yep.

Put it together.

I'm so good.

Jackie, take a beat.

It's like the same thing.

You like the beat?

Just hang on.

Next, Aubrey Plaza and Stella McCartney.

I, the look is, um, is fine.

We need to talk about Chloe Feynman's interview.

Okay, I I just want to say, I think this look is like so basic and ugly.

Like, I don't like it.

No, no, I don't like it either.

I'm not here to talk about the look.

I'm here to talk about the interview.

The moments going viral with Aubrey Plaza and.

Chloe Feynman, Stella McCartney, Madeline Klein.

Okay, so I feel like a lot of people,

I feel like other people are misunderstanding it.

Like literally three weeks ago, Aubrey Plaza hosted SNL with Chloe Feynman.

Chloe Feynman obviously knows her name.

I feel like they're friends and she was like, and you're like Audrey, what?

Like, I felt like it was a joke.

And I think maybe even like Stella was joking too.

Like, I don't know.

I didn't feel like, like, I wasn't, I thought it was a joke.

Cause like, you know, these, like, Chloe Feynman and Aubrey Pause, they have like such weird senses of humor.

Like, yeah.

I personally don't understand.

Yeah.

I feel like it was a joke.

Okay.

I could say that maybe

Audrey who is a joke because they probably know each other.

But Stella McCartney telling Chloe Feynman she's not taking it seriously was not a joke.

Yeah.

Did you feel like maybe Chloe Feynman was drunk?

No, I just think she was not the right person for the job.

Yeah.

Also totally random, but I found out like I was talking, like I was doing some recon on TikTok this morning.

Did you know Chloe Feynman's a Scientologist?

No, I didn't know that.

Isn't that just interesting?

That is, it's because she's like newly famous, and I feel like, I don't know, I just found that surprising.

And she's in New York.

I didn't know they have a big, you know, outreach here.

Yes, it's in Times Square.

Big ass thing.

Oh.

I just went to an event that was like right next door.

I was like, damn.

Damn.

It's on like, like by all the Broadway theaters.

It looks like a Broadway theater.

I think it was a really really weird moment.

Yeah, I mean, this is just an ongoing conversation we're having about like what, what are we saying?

What maketh a host?

What maketh a host?

I think like Vogue has really

invested in Emma Chamberlain.

And I think her red carpet interviews are very good.

And I think that's an example of like an influencer slash celebrity thriving in a position where they're being given an opportunity to host.

But I don't think that's working for everyone.

And I don't think it was working for Chloe Feynman.

And I think people are like, oh, she's funny.

Like, she can do it.

But

no, like, no.

No, because I don't need the host to be like really funny because it's not about you.

Exactly.

Like, it's good if you are funny.

And then, you know, when you have your moments, you have your moments.

But like, I don't need a comedian

hosting.

Yeah.

I don't know.

I just, I think we're in this weird place now where like everyone is starting to like really point out how all these celebrity such influential people becoming hosts, it's like not working out anymore.

Like we took it too far.

We took it one step too far.

And I feel like now everyone's noticing it.

And that's why, like, those clips of like Chloe are going viral.

Yeah.

Like, these little awkward moments that maybe no one would have really picked up on, but now it's like, well, what are we doing?

Yeah.

What are we doing?

No, and especially for this event, like, there's so much knowledge that you have to have about the theme

and the exhibit and the celebrities and just the history.

And

you need a professional.

Yeah.

Agreed.

And like Chloe Feynman has a different job that she's very good at.

Right.

I will say, I do think Lala Anthony is another one of those people who is doing a good job.

That's because she has a background in hosting.

She actually is a professional host and she's like low-key friends with everyone.

Like every person there has a story they want to tell.

They're like, oh, I saw you last week.

Like, she's really good.

She's good.

And I'm glad they used her again.

Like, they worked out last year and they're doing it again.

Yeah.

Bad Bunny in Jacomus.

Love.

He loved.

Love you stated.

And his girlfriend, Miss Kenny, was there.

They were like seen together.

They were seen together all week.

Like, they're so cute.

They're so together.

And they're a good-looking couple.

Like, I'm here for it.

Yeah, agreed.

Billie Eilish.

Cute.

Yeah, she looks very Billy and also very met.

She looks very Billy.

I think it really works for her.

Yeah.

Oh, I didn't see Olivia Rodrigo before in Tom Brown.

It's cute.

It's very Chanel.

I hate the hair.

Oh, my God.

I don't like it.

Okay.

I don't like it.

She doesn't like it.

Oh, Bradley Cooper was there.

Just wearing a black

hot.

He looks great.

That's my favorite man out there.

Literally doing the least and also doing the most.

Yeah.

And he's wearing sunglasses that are okay.

They're like aviator shaped.

Yeah, but they're a little weird.

Now, surprisingly, I think one of the worst dressed people ever was Giselle giving season one Real Housewife at her reunion doing the most hate, hate, hate.

Okay, I think she, it's not my favorite.

I wish we could have seen the dress.

Oh, and by the way, sorry, she's in Chanel.

I wish we could have seen the dress without the cape for one second.

Yeah.

The cape would be dropped.

But I did see an old photo.

Like she modeled this dress when it came out.

So that's cool.

Still up.

She looked like glowing and like she's having fun.

But

I didn't love this dress on her.

Maybe on Kendall.

No, not on Kendall.

I wouldn't have loved it on Kendall either.

It's almost like a little too covered up.

No, I don't.

I literally just, there's nothing I like about this.

Yeah.

Like if Chris Jenner went, she could wear it.

It's perfect for an older woman.

I completely, I mean, I guess Giselle is an older woman.

That's not why she's wearing it.

No, no, it's terrible.

Yeah.

Next, we have Priyanka, Chopra, Jonas, and Nick Jonas.

And I think they just look stupid.

Like, I'm, wow, I'm like really feeling like in a bad mood.

I'm sorry.

I just feel like they look silly.

I don't think they look stupid because I think they look normal and fine and they didn't like do anything creative.

Maybe it's just like this is a bad picture, but they look like so like not in sync.

Does that make sense?

Yeah, that does make sense.

Like, I think they just did her dirty with this photo.

Like, her leg is not fully popped.

And I don't know, I just don't, I don't like it.

I don't think there's anything to dislike, and I don't think there's anything to like.

That's how I feel.

And honestly, like, he looks like her son in this photo.

Like, the way he's like holding on to her and like is so much shorter than her.

He's like, mommy, like,

it's giving mommy energy.

And, like, not in, like, the sexy, like, mommy-daddy way, like, just in, like, so cute.

Like, I brought my son to the Met Gala.

Yeah, which, like, so did Kate Moss.

She brought her daughter.

She brought her daughter, yeah.

Next, Cara Delafiend, Cara Delavine, and Carl Lagerfeld.

There's like a lot, I feel,

like pressure for Cara Dela Veen to be like the it girl of the moment.

Tonight, she was Carl's muse.

Carl discovered her.

Carl thought she was like the best, greatest thing that ever happened.

And this is cute.

Yeah, there's a lot of pressure.

She should have been best dressed, and she's not.

Yeah.

But she looks good and cool and like.

And I feel like she's doing really well, and I'm happy for her, so I don't want to say anything negative.

Yeah.

I don't want to say anything negative, but like this happened sucks.

It's not for me, but like she has her own style.

Yes.

yes very edgy so she she looks cool i would have preferred to see her in like classic chanel

as opposed to like carl augerfeld brand yeah but some of the classic chanel looks like margo rabbi for example boring gave nothing boring gave nothing i agree next we have lizo in chanel i love by the way i think this is so

cute and so simple and i love her gloves i think lizzo looked great i love the hair no complaints love you like the micro bangs which is attractive those are micro bangs You know what?

They're not bothering me.

Usually it's like, I didn't even notice.

Usually it's the first thing I see.

I'm like, oh, micro bangs.

I hate the whole look.

Yeah.

No,

I love this.

I like the dress a lot.

I think she's wearing little booties, which I hate, but

the shoes are giving

like Steve Madden energy.

Yeah, like Jeffrey Campbell.

We're going to the club.

Yeah, yeah.

But I'm choosing to look past it because I think she looks great.

Like, really, this is a very, very beautiful and flattering dress.

I agree.

Next, Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban and Chanel.

Nicole Kidman's one of those people who you were like, she just put on a dress and did her hair and like, she looks pretty.

I like that he's, you know, doing his like English tuxedo thing.

These two are so like giving nothing, but giving everything.

They're great.

There has to be like people there who just like

show up in Chanel and they look beautiful and they are not like reinventing the wheel.

I will say this like blush moment and then a big black shoe, I hate.

She should have worn like a

dog white.

Yeah, but I'll live.

I'll survive.

Elle Fanning and Vivian Westwood.

You know, a lot of people were upset Vivian Westwood was not like the honoree this year.

Like, it should have been her because she like died.

Oh, I didn't know that.

Or did Caroline Herrera die?

No, no, it was Vivian Westwood.

So I think this is like nice.

I don't know.

I'm just chucking this up to something I don't understand.

Yeah,

I'm sure there was a model who walked in a show who looked just like this.

Right.

It's giving bridal couture.

Yeah.

I don't get it, but I respect it.

But it also is giving Regina George

neck brace with the things on the sides.

Totally.

Maybe that was the inspo.

Maybe.

But she's a cutie, and I think it's good to take chances when you're all fanning.

Yeah, yeah.

It's so easy to take chances when you're all fanning.

Next, as stated previously, Margarabbi, who looks gorgeous

yet boring.

There's nothing wrong with this, but there's nothing right with it.

There's nothing wrong with it.

There's a lot right with it.

Like, it's a beautiful dress for an award show.

Yeah, it's on theme.

Award show.

She like doesn't slay red carpets that much.

She's very basic.

No.

Yeah, she doesn't have like, I feel, the right stylist for her.

She also is locked locked into a Chanel contract.

So she should be best dressed.

No, Chanel red carpet is like at this

event.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Agreed.

Next, Emily Radikowski in Tori Birch.

Cute.

She's like, she can't look bad in anything.

No, it's like a pretty dress.

But I feel like when you can't look bad in anything, like it's also really hard to look amazing because everyone just says like, oh, you just look amazing because you're.

Emily Radikowski.

Like if Kendall was wearing this.

Yeah.

I don't know.

I might feel a little different.

Well, it's so important.

Like the litmus test for today is like, but what if Kendall was was wearing that?

No, that's what I had to ask myself all night last night because I could feel myself being biased.

I'm like, do I just not like her?

No, I'm so biased because one thing about me, like I'm so invested in these celebrities' lives, and like I fucking hate some of these people, you know, so I just hate what they're wearing.

Yeah.

So you have to put it on.

Put it on toxic.

Like I can own that.

You have to put it on Kendall.

Yeah.

Next, Mindy Kaling.

My fucking queen.

I love this bitch.

She looks amazing.

She looks amazing.

The stress is so beautiful.

And dress.

I'm just like so annoyed with the way people are talking about Mindy Kaling these days.

Like I was telling you, I was on Twitter.

I was following the entire Met Gala on Twitter on my my phone last night while I was on the plane, and I was seeing looks.

And it's like, every person got an article, you know, page six, like, Margot Robbie stuns in Chanel.

And so for Mindy Kaling, it's like, Mindy Kaling shows off weight loss.

It's like, okay, first of all, she's been this weight now for a long amount of time.

Like, can we move on for a minute?

It's like, why is it about that?

Like, it's so annoying.

And it's like

she's been hiding for two years and then came to the Metala to show.

She goes everywhere.

We saw her last week and the week.

She was at the White House.

Like, she's constantly doing things.

Like, it's so fucking annoying.

Like, can you talk about anything else?

Like, she's an accomplished person.

Yeah, and she looks really great.

She looks amazing.

She looks like so happy and healthy.

And like, I just fucking love her.

And like, can't it be about that?

No.

Yeah, no, especially since, like, we know this is how she looks now.

Yeah, it's not like some big, it's not like she's literally been living underground and then she came out and said, oh,

right.

And then if she had a big coat on and she had veiled at the Metal lost 60 pounds, you could say she showed off her weight loss.

So annoying.

Like, stop.

Next, we have Paris Hilton and Mark Jacobs with Mark Jacobs.

At her first ever Met Gal after.

After, I know.

Isn't that crazy?

It is crazy, but since I just read her book, I was thinking about her recently and I was wondering if she had ever been.

And

she had never been, but it makes sense that this year of all the years would be her first year because she's really like in her elegant businesswoman era.

Yeah, and she looked beautiful.

Like I love this.

The makeup was a little heavy, but like I got it.

It was a part of the look.

Yeah.

She looked gorgeous.

And she like looked like she was feeling herself like on the red carpet.

Like when you watch the videos of the photos being taken, like she doesn't look nervous.

She's just like, yes, bitch, I am Paris Hilton.

I look fucking fabulous.

Like she was really into it yeah and she's wearing the big shoes too yes which like kendall was wearing but these were the heel version not boots yeah i like them next we have lily collins

lily collins is always like a high class sleigh and that's what this is it's a high fashion high class moment and i would literally never wear this and i hate the hair but it's perfect for her it's perfect for her no complaints and she yeah she just looks right you know this is a look that like anna loves and that's why she keeps getting invited back she literally is always invited yeah there are people who are just like fashion, who have a face and a body for fashion.

Where was Santa?

I don't know.

Speaking of people who are just like fashion girls.

Hmm.

Missing an action.

Hmm.

Next, Michelle Yeo in Karl Lagerfeld.

I love Michelle Yeo.

Perfect.

No complaints.

Really perfect.

Yep.

Next, one of my favorites every year.

Naomi Campbell in Chanel.

Beautiful.

I loved this dress when I saw it on E-Red Carpet.

I was glad they were taking a lot of time with it and telling us everything about it.

She looks amazing.

She always looks amazing.

And she's another one.

I'm like, do I like it or do I like it because it's Naomi Campbell?

Both.

But it's both.

Like, I think this dress would really look pretty.

It's like a, it's like an objectively pretty dress.

Yeah.

But being on Naomi Campbell, like, does make it more beautiful.

But I feel like on someone else, I might be like, boring.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I also think like the pink is perfect for her skin tone.

Like, I just think nobody else could have worn this dress better.

Agreed.

She likes pink.

Like, actually, I think of Kendall Ward, I'd be like, this is boring.

Right.

Damn.

Yeah.

Next, we have Emily Blunt in Michael Kors.

She looks so Carl Lagerfeld Met theme,

right?

I guess.

I'm not saying that it's my favorite.

I'm just saying that I know what year it is.

Like, I feel like when we do these recaps, like, we get to a point where we just have to say, like, this is an ugly dress.

You know, like, I get it.

It's fashion, objective art.

Okay,

this is ugly.

I don't think it's ugly.

There are things that are ugly.

I haven't seen one yet in this street, in this article.

This isn't ugly.

It's just like,

like, this is a young, gorgeous woman.

Like, what is she wearing?

She's like,

I think this is pants with a cape behind it.

Like, it's hard to see.

It's ugly.

And I said what I said.

Yeah.

Emma Chamberlain and Mew Mew, obsespiance.

Obsessed.

The only complaint I have is like her makeup was like a little heavy.

Like the eyes were a little too dark for my taste.

But she is, she's so lazy.

She never fucking misses a beat.

And it must be so exciting for her to like always be able to go first.

Like I know that that McGal has started when Emma Chamberlain arrives because she's the red carpet correspondent at the top.

So she has to be there first.

And she's just become a staple of this event, which is so crazy because lest we not forget, she's a YouTuber at her core.

I love this look and I love Emma Chamberlain and I'm loving this journey for her.

I love it.

I don't have one note.

I think the makeup is perfect.

Everything.

Gorgeous.

Tailored to perfection.

Next, we have new mama, Kiki Palmer.

The way I would take a bullet for this woman, the way she looks so good.

When did she give birth?

A month ago?

Like, she is so snatched.

This dress, this hair, this cape.

I am definitely biased because I love this woman, but there's not a single thing.

I love that she's not wearing any jewelry.

Like, it's so simple.

I'm obsessed.

Obsessed.

Agreed.

Like, I can't.

And she spoke to E that I saw her interview, and she's just having fun.

She's like, after being a mom, it's the hardest thing.

This is a breeze.

100%.

So I think she was having fun.

Mom's night out.

And I think whoever did the hair, like, deserves an award.

The hair is perfect.

Yep.

Next, we discussed Jared Leto, and then he had two looks.

He was the mascot, and then the gothic king.

He's also playing Carl in a film.

Oh.

Coming up, which is a good casting.

Okay.

So

there's information that maybe you didn't know.

No, I didn't know.

And I gleaned from E, right?

It's important.

Just like one thing about me.

Like, now I'm letting my bias get in the way.

Like, I find Jared Leto annoying.

Like, I'm sorry.

Right, we know.

We know.

So I I can't really give like an unbiased critique here.

Okay, let's move on to Janelle Monet in Tom Brown.

It was a multi-moment look, and I loved it.

It was very, very cool.

It was super cool.

It was super Carl and fun, and also so her because she does this a lot.

She's always like monochromatic, black and white.

No, but she's also very campy.

Like, remember at, I think, actual camp, she had like that dress.

That had like the blinking eye.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I love this.

Yeah, I agree.

This red carpet theme was made for her, and she crushed.

I think she was a big muse of Carl's, too.

Yeah, and I feel like her whole aesthetic is very just like Carl-inspired, black and white.

Like, she's so.

Yeah.

She's so Carl.

Yeah.

Now, on the opposite spectrum, somebody whose outfit deserves jail is Mary J.

Blige.

Yep.

I'm shocked.

Like, this is actually, this is probably my worst trust, which is crazy because, like.

Like, the way and if Kendall wore it.

If Kendall wore it, worst trust.

Like, I, and I'm, like, my bias is so real and everyone knows.

Like they said I'd never be a leader.

They say I never wear a crown.

Like I love Mary J.

Wige and I fucking hate this.

Yeah.

It doesn't fit right.

It's just ugly.

Yeah.

And I'm sure somebody could argue how it's in theme, but it's not giving theme.

Well, the flower, the camellia flower.

Sure.

Next.

Oh, Madeline Klein and Sela McCartney.

I saw the interview, but I didn't actually see the look.

It's really pretty.

It's award show, nice looking.

It's award show, nice looking.

And this is what we were saying at the beginning of of the show: like people who just were invited one year and keep getting invited back.

Like, this wasn't a particularly dazzling year for Madeline Klein.

She was in that movie, Glass Onion.

Oh, I guess.

Yeah, yeah.

No, she was.

Okay, fine, fair.

I'm just like, oh, that's like random.

It just felt like, oh, you again.

Yeah.

I kind of feel like Lily Reinhardt keeps getting invited.

All the Riverdale people.

Yeah.

Was she there, Lily Reinhardt?

None of them were there.

Okay.

I think they're filming, and I think they're filming.

Yeah.

Viola Davis in Valatino, obsessed beyond.

Perfection, like so gorgeous.

Gorgeous.

Gargeous.

Oh, another potential best look for me is Tayana Taylor.

Yeah.

Like this is really, she's so cool and like effortless.

And not everyone could pull this off.

Like, honestly, I don't even think Kendall could pull it off.

Like, that's, this is really something else.

Tom Brown, like, low-key killing it.

Yeah.

That's crazy for you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Next, who do we have?

I'm still scrolling.

Me too.

We don't need to talk about like some of these irrelevants.

Yeah, agreed.

Wow.

I feel like maybe we went through them all.

I feel like there were more.

Oh, I actually really liked Amanda Seafried, even though it's like not even remotely on theme.

It's VMAs.

And it's not like original.

I feel like this is quite literally, like, Taylor Swift wore this dress.

Yeah.

And somebody else did this hair.

Like, it's so kind of, it's giving like basic energy.

It's, it's the wrong

event, and I also think it's the wrong person.

I agree.

But it does feel like Taylor Swift, something she would wear.

Yeah.

Which is a compliment.

Yeah, of course.

Miranda Kerr looks beautiful.

Oh, I didn't see her shit.

Miranda Kerr's a sleigh and a half.

Yeah.

Oh my gosh.

She looks beautiful.

So now that we're rounding out like the people, give me your best dressed and your worst dress.

Oh, sorry.

Honorable mention to Nicola Pelts.

Yeah.

I barely saw her photo, and now I'm just seeing the one with her in Brooklyn.

They always look great and they always look really simple and they don't do the most.

No, but she's on theme.

She looks so, I actually, I love what she's wearing.

I love her hair, too.

I agree.

But she's another one.

Like, she could really wear.

She could do no wrong.

Anything.

And you know, she just pulled that necklace out of her mom's closet and it's like $6 million.

Yeah.

Okay.

So best dress.

Yeah.

Who's your best dress?

Who we've spoken about so far

and hathaway

is amongst and hathaway is my best dressed for sure but i feel like i'm like there were so many other people

who i liked and this too were worst dressed

well someone who's like consistently my worst dressed is um

what's his name ben platt oh i okay that's what you think about his

thing i just maybe i'm biased again because he wore a big jewish star necklace i kind of liked it.

So I didn't love the outfit when I saw it, but then I saw his red carpet interview with E, and I really liked his interview.

And he's just very like succinct and well-spoken.

He was talking about his new show.

Great.

He was talking about anti-Semitism.

And he was like very brief and very powerful.

Yeah.

And he, and I was like, you know what?

I'm going to scale back on my Ben plaque.

That's where the bias comes in.

Like, I get it.

But I feel like he's one of those people, like, he goes every year now.

And it's like,

why?

Actually, I disagree.

Well, I don't know if he goes every year.

I'm saying him being invited this year.

Like, he's in a Broadway production.

This is New York Metala.

He's like the talk of the theater town.

Kind of how Liam Michelle was there.

Like, I actually think him being invited is extremely appropriate.

What do you think about Liam Michelle's outfit?

It was pretty.

It's Michael Kors.

It's very basic.

She always does Michael Kors.

Like she's like at some partnership with him.

The hair was giving Fannie Bryce.

It was giving Barbara Streisand.

Like, she's so obvious.

Like, it was cute.

I thought she looked great.

Yeah, it was cute.

It was cute.

But there were a lot of people who weren't there.

Okay, like who?

Like Kaya Gerber.

Yeah, Austin Butler.

I feel like we didn't have a lot of couple moments.

The one couple moment that we did have was Suki Waterhouse and Rob Patton.

Oh my god, I can't believe we almost

got their red carpet debut as a couple.

I didn't know they were back together.

I don't know if they ever broke up.

I thought that he dated FKA Twigs after Suki.

No.

I think like him and Suki were friends, FKA, and then he's been with Suki ever since.

Not only like have they never shown up anywhere together, they are so fucking touchy.

Like I was literally getting like wild up.

I'm like, yes, grab her, grab her.

Like I, they both looked amazing.

They looked amazing, and neither one of them alone.

I would have remarked on their outfits together.

They're a best dress.

She is so lucky.

Like, I'm so jealous.

But so is he.

I try not to harbor like a lot of jellies.

John Cooper was there.

And Kristen Stewart.

And Kristen Stewart.

People are loving Kristen Stewart's outfit.

Yeah.

It's very, she was also one of, she's like a big-faced Chanel.

I think she was like very, um, you know, Carl was very inspired by her.

I, personally, I would never wear it, but I get that whole like androgynous.

Like, I get it.

I respect it, but it's not like my favorite.

Yeah.

Um,

I thought it looked like Harry Styles and where was Harry Styles?

Yeah, he's on tour, yeah, but still, like, that's what I'm saying.

Like, a lot of people weren't there, but it didn't feel absent of A-listers like that one year.

For the first year in a long time, Blake Lively did not go because she just had a baby, yeah, no, for sure.

But she's been like out and about at events, so sure, yeah, she did go to Tiffany, Haley Bieber, yeah, Mrs.

Bieber, and Justin, yeah, that's a miss for the community, yeah.

And I feel like, like, two years ago, when they did like that September one, there were a lot of A-listers missing.

And I really feel like it was because you had to be vaccinated.

And I think a lot of these Hollywood folks don't like, you know, they're very green and they don't put like chemicals in their bodies or whatever.

So that I understood.

I actually understood that one was like a free for all the people who were able to attend.

Right.

It's like, I got a vax card.

Let me in.

Like it was very much like the bar was lowered.

Yeah.

And now the bar has been raised again and they're back to like, you know, being strict.

But it did feel like

notable, notably people were missing.

I mean, it's a seventh year in in a row.

We haven't gotten Taylor.

Like, come on, bitch, just come.

Maybe she has an issue with the event.

Like, maybe she had a bad time.

But she was like on the board.

And it's like a Blake Lively event.

Like, it's always her peep.

It's also a Kardashian event.

I know.

But it wasn't when she used to go.

Like, remember when Demi Lovato went and she said she had a terrible time and she'll never go in?

Like, I feel like that's very real for some people.

For sure.

It must be like so intimidating.

Yeah, especially if you don't have your peeps.

Ben Platt was saying in his interview, who is more excited this year because his co-star was with him and he's never really had a buddy in the event.

You know,

the buddy system is crucial.

It's so unfair to be a Kardashian.

Like you have like your, not even a buddy, like your sisters.

That's how I feel like when I go on influencer things and like Margo, where you get to go because it's so unfair.

Yeah.

It's like such a leg up.

Yeah.

Yeah.

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Okay, our next story: Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson reunite, quote unquote, at Met Gala nine months after their breakup.

The two were photographed talking inside the event with Usher.

And, you know, Kim's a big Usher fan.

She went to his residency two weekends in a row.

I feel like the Met Gala is kind of this like annual important thing for Kim and Pete.

Like three years ago is when they like met and exchanged numbers.

Two years ago or a year ago is when they like debuted.

So it's like a thing for them.

They appear to be on good terms.

Everyone is like gagging.

I actually feel like he's in a new relationship.

She's literally 20 years older than him.

Like, I don't feel like there's any hard feelings.

Like, it's good.

It's all good.

No, but it is, it must be a little awkward.

They were so serious.

There are so many exes.

I was just scrolling through the rest of the article and seeing other people who were there.

Like, there were so, like, also his other ex, Margaret Qualey, was there.

Looking horrible.

I'm sorry.

She's my worst trust.

I take it back.

I'm sorry.

There's no excuse for a young girl who's been given everything in her life to show up at the Met Gala looking like that in a black nightgown.

Terrible.

But I feel like she's the kind of star who just gets dressed by a designer and has no say.

There's no excuse.

FKA Twiggs was there.

Super Pete Robert and Suki.

Yeah, that's definitely awkward.

Harley Shake was there and Bradley Cooper and Suki.

Irena Shake was there like wearing ballet flats.

What was that?

I don't know, but she looked really good.

I forget what she was wearing, but I remember enjoying it.

It was like a white bridal dress with like ballet slippers.

I literally thought she looked horrible.

I remember, I don't remember, I can't recall the dress, but I remember liking it.

This is the thing with the Met Gala when like your me.

It's like, was the dress horrible or am I just jealous?

You know?

No, no, no, no.

I don't think it's that.

Was the dress horrible or is like this person just not someone who's going to impress me?

Yeah, that's true.

You know, like I'm not waiting to see what they wore.

That zone impressed me most.

Also, Sidney Sweeney.

We didn't talk about her.

Oh, yeah.

Because the thing is, I have a very high bar for Sidney Sweeney, and she's constantly coming up short.

This was fine.

I don't know who put that big, ugly ass bow in her motherfucking hair and put it on incorrectly because she looked like she was going to shul and she just got married.

That's what you have to wear when you go to shul.

You have to put this like black lace thing on top of your head.

It was such an ugly fucking bow and it bothered me so much and then it like matched the bow at the end.

I didn't like the bow at the bottom either.

It wasn't bad but and I admittedly have a high bar for Sidney Sweeney as I should because she's literally that bitch and she's never being that bitch.

Yeah, but I feel like she's another one who it's like because she's so gargeous and perfect, the bar is so high and it's like

she can never meet it.

No, she is just not meeting it.

She's not meeting it and she could.

For a while, she was like looped into her.

Like if she wore what Kendall wore, I wouldn't like it.

She's not tall enough.

Okay.

For a while, like she had this turnt red carpet energy and it was because she was in this like weird contract with Tori Birch and like it was like holding her back.

And I believe she's out of it and she's still, so it wasn't Tori.

I take it back if we're blaming Tori.

It's better, but it's not where it needs to be.

No.

Someone get Maeve in there.

Somebody gets Tyomi Mae in there or Danny Michelle.

Somebody.

Yeah.

So Lux.

Kim and Pete spoke.

Cute.

Like, I feel like there's really no weird blood there, honestly.

Like, I feel like it's okay.

They broke up just out of the blue one day.

I think he proposed, but okay.

Oh, you do?

Like, something he did something weird.

But he's with Chase Suey now.

Yeah, yeah.

No, like, they're not getting back together, but like, literally, they were head over heels in love with each other.

She's talking about having more kids, and then the next day, not the next day, but then one day they're just broken up.

Well, we better find out on Kardashian season two.

Three.

Whatever.

I'm really looking forward to it.

Yeah.

Next, we had a lot of bed bed news on the carpet.

Serena Williams revealed that she's pregnant with baby number two.

And Carly Kloss revealed that she's pregnant with baby number two.

I love this like low drama baby announcement.

You know, like no gender reveal, just like, yeah, bitch, I'm at the most fabulous event.

Oh, yeah, and I'm pregnant.

I'm the happiest I've ever been.

Eat my ass.

Like, I love it, you know?

Yeah.

I thought Carly Kloss actually looked great because, you know, one thing about me, like, I am going to make that joke about her looking.

She was looking Carl right in the eye.

She was, you know what?

She looked very good.

She was not looking camp right in the eye, but she was looking Carl right in the eye.

You know, I loved her outfit.

I loved that she was pregnant I thought she looked beautiful and like radiant I really liked it and like I feel like sometimes you know you would think the bump would hinder an outfit you know that's how I feel like no I disagree no no that's no like you'd rather be if you have a big event like you'd rather not have a no I actually disagree I think there's so many ways to like dress up a bump and like actually look cuter than you could have looked not pregnant.

I feel like this is an outfit that looks so much cuter pregnant than if she like wasn't or someone else wore it.

So I loved it.

Me too.

And I'm so happy for her and Serena.

Serena.

That's really a really.

You gotta keep an eye out for Serena.

We are.

And you know what?

The eye says she's pregnant.

Yeah.

I loved it.

Loved.

And then, of course, Rihanna had her bump moment too when she took off her coat.

And we've known.

But it was a big night for the bump.

It was a big night for the bump.

It was nice.

Nice to see mothers out there doing their thing.

We've got, you know, postpartum girlies like Kiki Palmer.

We've got partum girlies.

Does that mean pregnant partum?

It should be because your postpartum

is pretty.

pre-partum.

What does partum mean?

Such a good question.

Partum

meaning.

I feel like it might mean the act of like birth.

So if you're pregnant, like you're not.

We're like, no one was giving birth on the carpet.

So there weren't any partum girlies.

I understand.

Now that would be camp if somebody just, you know, rolled out in a hospital bed.

Partum means...

It's a Latin word.

It means a bearing or bringing forth of birth.

So it's the actual like pushing.

Right.

Okay.

So they're not partum.

Damn.

well somebody should do that maybe that should be the theme next year yeah someone will because everyone's just trying to constantly outdo yeah do the most and like be the most original it's also so crazy when you watch like the live stream how like no one can actually walk in their outfits and like there are these handlers who literally have to carry them up the steps but also like the handlers like you can feel them like being annoying and the celebrities are like get the fuck out of my picture because they're always in the background you know or like they're like telling them something like to move up and it's like stop yeah it's a lot yeah no it's like chaos and the cool thing about well cool that I think it's cool, but I'm sure the celebrities hate it is there's really no hierarchy at the red carpet.

Like all the celebrities, they wait in a line to, it's not like, oh, Kim's here.

She gets to cut.

No, it's literally like J-Lo waits behind Janelle Monet.

Janelle Monet waits behind Viola Davis.

Like it's literally total

egalitarianism.

I do think some people get special treatments.

Like last year, Kim, they set up a changing room for her.

She like went to the Met Gala in just like a robe and shapewear because she put on her dress there.

And then at the top of the steps, like Ripley's took it back.

So like they gave her something.

Yeah, but for the most part, like it's, I think maybe unless you're a host, like I think maybe Blake Labby gets to cut the line.

But

they get their hosts get there first.

Yeah, yeah.

No, it's just like when you see behind the scenes like iPhone footage like on TikTok and it's literally celebrities like in a tent waiting in line to go get their photos taken.

It's like it's humbling.

No, but also it's like maybe like Rihanna can come as late as she did, but if it was someone else, they would have not let them in.

They were too late.

Like the carpet does eventually close.

Oh, let's also talk about the cockroach.

The cockroach.

So on brand.

Like, I love, love, love, love that.

I was going to make a joke, but I can't.

I love that because this is like New York's event, New York's finest.

And it has to be authentic.

No, and I feel like, you know, if you just looked at these photos and the men and you didn't come to New York, you would say, wow, New York is this like gorgeous glamour.

Beacon of glamour.

Fashion

city.

But no.

But we we got roaches.

We do.

We have super roaches.

And

roaches are the great equalizer.

Like, no matter who you are, you know, you could be like, you know, in the worst neighborhood or at the Met Gala, and there's a fucking cockroach by your foot.

Did you see the photographer who tried to kill it?

And then it almost crawled literally up his pants?

No.

Oh, my God.

It's horrifying.

No.

It's horrifying.

That's crazy.

He was photographing.

He was literally at Getty Images and he was photographing the cockroach.

He was like, this is so funny.

And then he went to go kill it and he missed it, but he didn't know.

So it literally hopped onto his pants.

no i know i'm like clenching my ankles just so horrible and then like the eggs and now he's gonna have like a whole rich family living in his house i know people don't realize this you're not supposed to step on a cockroach yeah because then their eggs like get on your foot and then you bring them into your house yeah so if you do just throw away the shoe i don't know how you're supposed to kill a cockroach otherwise oh and by the way these cockroaches they could survive nuclear war they'd survive in your big foot like

No, they can't survive a crush.

No, they can.

They'll literally start running again.

Oof.

They'll play dead.

We have to move on.

Okay.

We have to move on, but best dress for sure.

The cockroach.

Yeah.

100%.

Carl would have loved.

Carl would have loved a little snack for Pouchette.

Pushette.

Choupette.

Whatever.

That's the Met Gala recap.

Like, we don't really have fast five today because it's like, we're ready at literally an hour, 20 minutes.

And whatever.

And it was like the fast five of the Met Galo.

I'm excited to see like some footage from inside, after parties, performers.

Yeah.

Question mark.

Question mark.

So it looks like it looked cool.

It was fun.

It was fun to be a part of.

And I thought overwhelmingly, everyone looked really, really nice.

Yeah, I agree.

I'm just in a negative mood today.

It got to like a really dumb place for a while, especially with camp.

Camp, people didn't know what to do.

And then like two American gilded glamours, Lexicon.

Oh, yeah.

And people like did not know what to do.

So I feel like this theme was perfect.

Everyone adhered to it.

Everyone looked really nice and really elegant.

And the Met Gala like feels like a prestigious event once again.

Yeah.

What?

I'm loving.

Do you see that tweet going around?

I think actually you send it to me.

Carl Lagerfeld, you would have loved Dozempic.

Oh my God.

So funny.

So true.

So true.

So that's our show.

That's our recap.

Jack's such a pleasure to be back with you.

Like, really?

There are truly no words.

It's a pleasure to be back.

It's a what?

It's a pleasure.

You know, I said thank you

with you.

I said thank you to Olivia during the episode yesterday, and she goes, it's a pleasure, but not even because she listens all the time, but because of Moana.

Is that what it's from?

No.

Oh, no.

That's

the customer service line.

It's just a family joke.

Oh, no, sorry.

I was confusing.

Get a welcome.

Oh, that's Maui.

That's why I thought she was going to say because she.

Truckers for Maui.

Because she's like a mom.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No.

No, I listened to your podcast with Olivia.

I was hysterical and I loved hearing everyone talk about me.

My favorite, my favorite subject.

Yeah, and she was just being like so flattering.

As was I, but she was being like flattering towards me, too, which was so sweet.

She's such a queen.

Yeah.

Thanks to everyone who helped us out this last week.

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