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Good morning, Millennials.

Welcome back to the toast and happy Tuesday.

Hope everyone's having a splendid, gorgeous, super color variety especially docious day.

Speaking of super color varietalist, docious girlies, hey, girl, how you doing?

That's a lot of words.

I'm good.

That's it.

That's one word.

That's one word.

Such a snitch answer.

Yeah.

How are you?

Good?

Literally,

that's like such a dead end in podcasting.

It's giving Q Grant.

Good.

Yeah, it is.

It is.

That's my energy today.

No, I am doing very well.

Thank you.

I'm a little jealous because I heard that you guys are having a snow day and I see you're wearing moon boots and that's just like a vibe I would kill for.

I know.

It's actually not like a vibey snow day, if that makes you feel any better.

One, because it's a Tuesday.

So like, you know,

two, it's like flurry.

It's like half rain, half snow.

So it's not sticking.

The floor, like the streets are just wet.

It's not like a gorgeous white Christmassy vibe.

There's really not much for you to feel FOMO about.

That's really sweet.

Thanks, Turdy Lou.

You always know how to cheer me up.

And you know how I feel about the snow in New York.

It's heavenly for about 15 minutes, and then it's weeks and weeks of hard brown snow on every corner.

Oh, you're going to slip and hurt yourself.

Like, it's, it's not all it's cracked up to be in the movies.

Not, a lot of things aren't.

So true.

What else?

Um, I actually had two stories I wanted to share from Lisbon yesterday that I forgot to share.

The first being that I can't believe I didn't even like come on here and tell everyone I was literally hit by a car.

Right.

No, but right.

You sound, I was literally hit by a car.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That right was like, yeah, sure.

Yeah, no, I saw your story.

I was hit by a car.

Cause, you know, one of my favorite things about traveling abroad and just not even abroad, like other cities, is they all have that scooter thing, you know, Lime and Bird.

It's such a fabulous way to get around town.

I've done it in Austin.

I did it in Rome.

In Rome, I'm telling you.

I saw the whole city in one day.

Like, it's so fast to get around.

It's really great.

So when they had it in Lisbon, I was so excited.

And we ended up in this like really busy part of town having lunch and there was so much traffic.

We're like, okay, so let's bird back to the hotel.

It'll be like fun and it'll be a great way to see more of the city.

But Lisbon is like not the type of town built for birds.

Like they really shouldn't have them there.

It's so hilly, like the craziest inclines.

So all four of us, me, Margo, Emily, and Ben are.

scootering.

We're getting up this cobblestone hill.

Me and Ben, like our scooters stop halfway because like, honestly, we way too much.

Like it couldn't do it.

Margo and Emily like make it all the way to the top we're halfway on this crazy hill and we have to start pushing our scooters Jackie I actually cannot imagine

like a more hellish endeavor it was giving cardiac hill remember yeah when we Jackie and I went to camp there was this truly horrendous hill like one of the worst hills ever and they called it cardiac hill because walking up it will literally put you into cardiac arrest that's where I was but you know what I didn't let that oh bless you

I didn't let that, you know, dissuade me.

I'm like, I'm still like, yeah, scooter, scooter.

And then we get to like city center where there's like trains and cars and a million different crossroads.

And I'm like starting to panic because there's really nowhere for us to scoot.

So I'm like literally in the middle of the street and cars are honking at me and this car is coming up from behind me and literally their rearview mirror knocks into me.

Like thank God I wasn't thrown off my scooter because it would have been so much worse.

I caught myself and thank God also that Emily saw it because I know everyone else would have been like, you're so dramatic.

You weren't hit by a car, but I was fucking hit by a car.

And that was the time when I'm like, listen it's over i'm getting in a taxi i'm parking my bird here and then it was like a no parking zone i could have win it was fucking horrible but i just wanted everyone to know like i was hit by a car and i lived to tell the tale we're so glad that you could be with us turdy lou

like i was

despite your circumstances i didn't need to go to the hospital but like one inch closer hospital i'm sure

And then the other story that I think you're going to find hilarious, I literally had forgotten about it until this morning.

So we were out and Ben was talking to like a bunch of the guys about, um, I think they were just talking about how like Ben can't take a good picture, you know.

And one of Ben's like gripes with this world is famousbirthdays.com.

That's like that, it's like a website that just has like everyone's birthday on the planet.

If you're like a Z-lister, you're on there.

So Ben's like so upset about the photo they use for his profile on FamousBirthdays.com.

On my way.

Okay, yeah, check it out.

I feel like you need context too.

It's really old.

His eyes are like half closed.

He's smiling like seriously, like a fucking freak.

He looks literally very good.

No.

This picture?

Oh,

maybe they changed it.

He looks very good.

Because the one that they used forever was the Roast of Rob Lowe picture from the red carpet.

Okay.

So whatever.

So Ben was telling this guy about the photo and he wanted to show the guy the photo that he was referencing.

So Ben googled,

Ben Googled Ben Soffer, Soffer, Celebrity.

Can you listen to me?

I keep telling stories.

You're seizing, you're on your phone, you're on your iPad.

Bitch, fucking listen to me.

Ben Soffer, Rob, whoa, roast.

It doesn't matter.

Just listen.

I am listening.

I'm like talking to nobody.

Ben Soffer, celebrity.

I'm so excited for what came up.

So Ben Googles Ben Soffer, Celebrity, and he finds the photo that he needs.

And Ben was like really drunk, and he probably could have just Googled Ben Soffer, but like he wrote Ben Soffer Celebrity.

And so,

so,

whatever.

The guy sees the picture and they have a laugh about it.

But then, like an hour later, Ben's talking to another group of guys about how they really all want to go to the Blink 182 concert at USB Arena in a few weeks.

So, Ben whips out his phone to find the date, and they all see Ben's Safari, Ben Soffer Celebrity, as his most reasons in Google search.

These guys, Ben, Jackie, roasted Ben to filth.

Ben got in bed.

He was so embarrassed.

He was like, I don't know why I Googled that.

Like, I was drunk and I should have just deleted it.

And then everyone saw it and they thought I was Googling myself Ben Soffer celebrity.

And I was like, listen, it's fine.

It's fine.

It's horrifying and embarrassing.

And I'm so glad it wasn't me, but it's fine.

It's horrifying.

Obviously, those people and Ben will not be lifelong friends.

I hope they had a good night together because that was it for them.

No, honestly, if like that was me, like I would die.

I'm so like, I was trying to make him feel better, but like between us, I'm like, that's really bad.

That's really bad.

I didn't want to like make him spiral more and become more anxious, but I was like, that's so embarrassing.

And then like when you're, when you're drunk and you just have even more anxiety about like, you know, something you did that was weird because you're drunk.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But Ben.

Ben's toffer celebrity.

Ben Soffer celebrity.

Now I feel like I have officially recapped my trip to Lisbon, but like when I got off the show yesterday, I couldn't believe I forgot two of the best stories from Lisbon.

I was literally hit by a car, and Ben might as well have been hit by a car because it was so embarrassing.

He was emotionally hit by a car.

I was physically hit by a car.

Ben was emotionally hit by a car.

Exactly.

And I found the Roast of Roblox pics.

It's not the best of either of us, honestly.

That was my first actually ever red carpet i talked about it in my book because it was like such a big deal um and i was so insecure like about everything my face my body like i was just like not a happy person physically at that time um and it was a dark day i actually wore your dress yeah remember that dress and like a zara jacket zara whatever it's it's honestly like not terrible it's not an embarrassing look like it's uh okay not something that like ages horribly okay thank you like really respectable thank you.

Thank you for saying that.

What was your like first photographed moment?

Hmm.

Actually, I think I know what it is.

And I'm not going to be able to do that.

No, no, no.

That doesn't count.

Okay.

First, like, no, when I like went to something that was a red carpet and had my picture taken

on a red carpet.

Maybe OK Magazine?

Oh, yeah.

That was like one of the worst photos of me ever.

Yeah.

That's also part of my like saying yes to life philosophy is like I'm really happy with the way I'm looking right now.

Like my face is sitting on the bottom.

You got to get your pictures and get images.

I got to get my pictures taken so I can replace the ones that exist out there.

That's kind of like really, if I'm being totally transparent with our audience, the impetus behind saying yes to life.

I think that that is as good a reason as any.

Thank you.

Thank you for your support.

Yeah.

So it's Tuesday.

What does that, what does that mean to you?

It means that we're just easing into this week.

We have some fun stories.

Nothing crazy.

We're not going to change the world, but we're going to talk about a bunch of people doing funny, silly things.

Who knows, Jackie?

We might change the world.

Don't say that.

Yeah, I think every day we change the world in our own small way.

Jackie, that's beautiful.

And at least we're not like destroying the world like so many other entities.

Like we're not contributing to like the negativity.

And yeah, no, but like we're not like, you know, uh...

a bank that's on the verge of collapse and can't give like hardworking people their money.

So true.

At least we're not a bank.

Could be worse things than being a bank.

I don't know.

I feel good about the honest work that we do here.

100%, Jax.

100%.

So that's enough for me.

Now tell me, how is Rold?

Oh, he gave us hell last night.

He and I have a little cold, both of us.

So nothing like crazy, but just enough to make you uncomfortable.

And he was up a lot in the night.

So we were up a lot in the night.

But he seems great today.

Like he's same old world.

So rolled.

Like ruin everyone's night, wake up, spritely, energy.

What are you doing to everyone?

I'll have pancakes.

Hey guys, get up.

It's seven.

Come on.

Hey, mom, what are you doing?

I'm making.

What are you making for breakfast?

Well, he did have pancake and I had bagel, which he then wanted my bagel.

I was like, no.

Oh, these kids like always taking everything you have.

Desperate for my coffee.

I'm like, yeah, I'll leave it here.

You could have it in 20 years.

Imagine Harry drinking coffee.

Like, so cute.

It's also disgusting.

Your coffee?

Yeah.

Because I just have like Nespresso with half and half.

It tastes like coffee.

That's like a real coffee.

Real coffee, right?

But I know he liked my little cup.

Chiara Frodney X Nespresso.

And how is LC number two?

I feel like we haven't even spoken about it in like the baby in your belly.

Totally.

That's so us.

Good.

So us.

Good.

You know, just, I'm so happy in my second trimester.

It's so much more pleasant than my first trimester.

I have more energy, been running some errands, been driving a little bit.

Yard girl got her nails done.

If you're watching on the YouTube, I have a manicure for the first time since November.

Shout out.

And I'm really just excited.

Like I missed having a manicure

that like it looks, that is 100% perfect, not chipped.

Once it is chipped, then I'll be like, I missed having bare nails that I didn't have to upkeep.

It's just nice to look down at your hands and like not feel ashamed.

Yeah, no, and I've got nice hands.

Plus, like with my prenatals, my nails are growing long and strong.

And I just wanted to dress them up since they're looking so gorgeous.

Because she's a girl with freedom.

She can go where she pleases because she has a license and a Tesla.

I have my Tesla and I finally got my charger installed for my Tesla.

Oh, good.

That was holding me back a little bit, even though Zach did take it to get charged for me.

So I had enough battery, but it's like now that I have my charger.

I am completely set.

Like first I got my permit, but I still need my license.

Then I have my license, but I don't have a car.

Then I have a car, but I need someone to drive with me.

Now I and then I i have a car but it doesn't have battery so now it's like i still would like when someone drives with me but i need to

yeah now you just need a parent or guardian yeah i need a turdie you need a turdy well i have a a trip planned to come see you a very quick trip at the end of this month one day in and out just enough time to kiss rold

let kaylor yell at me

and let Levi watch the yelling, the abuse.

And then I'm coming back a few days later for a good amount of time.

So Jackson and Claude are going going to be back together again.

Can't wait.

Can't wait to be able to

drive you around in my Tesla.

I can't wait to be a passenger princess too.

And like being, like, you know, you've been quite a distracted, distracting passenger princess for the many years I've driven you around, especially when I was younger and not so confident.

I mean, the only car accident I've ever gotten into was 100% your fault.

So I'm excited to be that for you.

Can't wait.

Make content,

sing, choose the music.

And it's really fun choosing the music in the Tesla.

It's like a big iPad, and you just pull up Spotify.

It's all there.

It looks like the music app.

Like, it's so amazing.

Amazing.

I'm so looking forward to the relaxation of being in the passenger seat.

Well, it's not like that relaxing because you're still driving with moi.

Yeah, it's true.

You're very tense driver.

I feel like your shoulders are like up by your ears.

Yeah.

Yeah, it just depends.

Once I get into a groove, it's good.

And I have to know like where I'm going.

I always

map out my route, you know?

No, but also having to adhere to a map while you're still like not that comfortable driving and like you take one second to look to the gps and you feel like in front of you like everything's gonna crash oh i know but that's why like the whole time that i'm driving i figure out where which what direction my next turn is and i stay in that lane the whole time of course of course of course unless it's the left lane oh do you not fuck with the left lane like

not if i don't have to just because i don't want to slow everyone down right no and then people honk at you and cut you off it's like embarrassing yeah no it's just like i just i don't want to draw attention to myself like i'm not embarrassed that i'm driving the speed limit like i'm really not you should be I'm not.

You should be.

But I don't know.

Do you not drive below the speed limit?

What?

Do you drive below the speed limit?

No.

Okay.

But I'd rather be with people who are more my speed.

No, like more, you know, like-minded individuals.

Like-minded individuals.

Is there anything better?

No.

No.

No.

So we've got a great,

great show for you guys today.

And if that's all she wrote, then that's all she wrote.

Yeah.

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First story, a little romance news becoming a little more legit.

Kendall Jenner and Bad Bunny dating rumors are heating up as they left the Oscars bash together.

Oh, I didn't see this.

I saw they went for sushi with a group.

Yeah, there was some group activity, but now Kendall and Bad Bunny were seen leaving Beyonce and Jay-Z's 2023 Oscars After Party together on Sunday night, further fueling rumors that they are romantically involved.

It's unclear if they arrived together, but they were photographed skedaddling from the Soiree in the same vehicle at the end of the evening.

While she attempted to cover her face with her hand to avoid the paparazzi, he seemed a little more relaxed around the cameras.

Earlier in the evening, she went to Vatani Fair's annual Oscars Bash alongside Haley Bieber and her sister Kylie.

Then it seemed like they were going to an after party.

There was an outfit change and they call Kendall from the party bus and they're like, we're here, come out.

So I think she went with them still to this Beyoncé Jay-Z party and then left with Mr.

Bunny.

By the way, I'm really obsessed with this pairing.

Like the more photos I see of them together, the more I really like think about how they're so perfectly matched from, you know, fame to looks.

And I feel like they actually, not that I literally know either of them on a personal level, but I feel like their personality has been vibe too because she's like, chill, cool girl.

I like to drink beer.

I'm kind of weird and nerdy.

And like, I, I see them being a match.

I really do.

And I, I think this is great.

I've said it once, I've said it again.

Like, the family needs something fresh.

They need something right now.

And I think this could be it, especially like, what if they go to like the Met Gala together?

Obsessed if they go to the Met Gala together.

I really like them as a couple.

And I do feel like if you're leaving an after party together in the wee hours

alone, like you're hooking up.

No, for sure.

And this is like, keep in mind, you know, sharing a car for...

No, but after a few dates.

So it's not just like they're met at the party and like they're going to boink tonight, but it's like there's a relationship that's brewing.

And like, keep in mind, you know, sharing a car for us mere mortals is a method of convenience.

But these people have a surplus of everything, drivers, cars.

So it's a, it's a specific thing to share.

That means you're going to the same place.

Yeah, no, and Kylie had a bus for them.

She could have gotten back on the bus and she didn't.

No, like there were so many options for her in terms of transportation, but she chose to drive with Bad Bunny.

And I'm choosing to believe that that means something.

It does mean something.

And it means something really good and hopeful for all of us.

Yeah, I like this.

You know, for Kendall, I really thought like we were not going to see her like dating anymore because I really thought her and Devin Booker were OTP.

And while I am still grieving the loss of that relationship, I kind of love like single Kenny.

Like I kind of forgot how before, because she was with Devin for a while, like she really is like this bachelorette, like this gal about town.

She's, you know, the it girl of fashion, but she's also on reality TV and she just is like, she's kind of everything of the sort.

So, you know, she dated Harry Styles.

Like she really can date whoever she wants.

And like Bad Bunny is very much like upper echelon of like eligible bachelors.

And Kendall's just out here like.

pulling guys like this, like Bad Bunny and Harry Styles.

And like, it's fun to watch, you know, as a mortal.

Yeah, But in the words of Kendall, it's none of your business where I throw this pussy.

Kendall said that?

Yeah.

You didn't remember that, that tweet?

Throw this pussy.

Yeah, that's what she said.

No, but that has to have been like a fake tweet.

No, no, no, no.

Someone was like, there was a story about how Kendall had dated like a couple NBA players,

and someone like commented on it nastily

about how she's being passed around by NBA players.

Oh, she said, they act like I'm not in full control of where I throw this cooch.

Okay, by the way, that's like my new response to everything.

Like, when everyone's like, oh, are you on Ozempic?

It's literally none of your business where I throw this cooch.

Like, that's literally going to be my go-to.

I think I'm going to change my Instagram bio, but I liked pussy better.

No offense.

I don't like the word cooch.

No, uh, a cooch makes it a little more,

a little less

pornographic.

Yeah.

You know?

But I like love, we've had this conversation.

I love the word pussy.

Not in the the way that like people in people.

I don't.

And I wish I knew it was cooch.

That way I didn't have to have said it.

Oh, I like the word pussy.

Like, I think it's like so sweet.

But we had this conversation like three years ago on the toast and

the morning toast back then.

And people were like not agreeing.

But like, we just grew up in a house where the word pussy was like a cute word for vagina.

Like, oh, little pussy, you know?

Yeah.

And like, there's been like sort of, like, she's talked about this tweet before, I think, because I think people thought that like, maybe Chloe wrote it for her or something.

She was like, no.

And the sisters were like, no.

That is something Chloe was writing.

Kendall wrote that herself.

That's the thing.

Look, I feel like we don't really know Kendall.

Yeah, because that's a crazy thing to say from the girl that we thought was just very chill.

Right.

You know, kind of nerdy, not like other girls.

Yeah.

Maybe she isn't like other girls.

Sounds like she might not be, actually, not in an ironic way, but like in an actual way.

So it's just a good reminder that she is in control of where she throws that kooch.

And perhaps the other night it was thrown in the direction of Bad Bunny.

And if it is, even though it's none of our business, business, I just want to know, I support it.

I support it.

100%.

And I just think the lesson from today's show is like, let's all be in control of where we throw our cooch, you know?

Yeah.

Take that, you know?

Be in control.

I love that.

Are you ready for our next story?

You double me, swallow me, drip down inside of me, quick jump up for you, let it get inside of me.

Are you ready for our next story, which is a twofer of ex-run-ins, potential ex-run-ins at the Oscars?

I'm obsessed with this.

Obsessed, obsessed.

First, First, Austin Butler and Vanessa Hutchins have an awkward run-in at the Oscars after party.

So unfortunate for Vanessa.

Like, really, the timing could not have been worse for her.

Like, the universe

wanted to ruin her night.

Yeah.

The actress was caught on video looking down at her phone, seemingly in an attempt to avoid eye contact with her ex as she walked past him, Austin Butler, at the Vanity Fair Oscars party.

At the time, he was standing next to Sharon Stone waiting for a car outside the swanky event.

So he's standing on the curb with Sharon Stone, and they're both tall people already and Vanessa, our mini queen, is walking in front of them, but I think she's on the street.

So she's like already short and now she's shorter.

Before she's about to cross in front of them, she sees that it's Austin.

So she's looking at her phone.

He doesn't see her until she's passed and then he sees what had happened.

He's like.

Yeah, and it's just so unfortunate because like the area in which they were was actually enclosed, but Sharon and Austin Butler just happened to be standing in like this open area where the paparazzi across the street were filming and taking photos.

So not only do we get a film interaction of this like entire awkward moment, there's also now paparazzi photos of like literally Vanessa beelining across, standing directly in front of Austin Butler and ignoring him.

Like it's so unfortunate.

Like it's, it's horrible.

Yeah, but it's inevitable, question mark.

Literally.

No, but it is.

Like, and it's so crazy how when you date someone in the business, like you're going to see them around.

And it's just wild that they were together for 10 years.

It's not like

any old ex.

It's literally like an ex-husband.

Yeah, no.

And like when he first got Cass's Elvis, like it appeared as though they were on decent terms.

Like she was on Kelly and Ryan saying like, I've always wanted this for him.

He had actually like credited her being like, it was actually her idea.

Like, so it seemed like they were still supporting one another.

And then slowly but surely, like that stopped.

And then Vanessa recently commented on that meme, like making fun of Austin's voice so it's clear that there there is bad blood yeah when at first I thought maybe it was amicable no there's totally bad blood and she's engaged now so that's good for her she walked by with a ring on her finger yeah he's with Kaya Gerber also good for him it's just fucking awkward no matter how you slice it no I know and it's like I'm happy for Vanessa that like at least she's like keeping up with him.

Like he really left her and like ascended to fame.

Like he was a Disney star of the Carrie Diary.

Sorry, Nickelodeon.

The Carrie Diaries when they were together.

And then right when they broke up is like when he became his big star at the Oscars.

I'm like, you know what?

I'm glad she's at the Oscars too.

Like, oh, you thought you could ditch me and go to the Oscars?

I'm here too, bitch, on my own.

Yeah.

Like, good for her.

At least we have that.

Yeah.

Well.

Part B to the story, someone who wasn't in the mood to see an ex.

Rumors are that Tom Cruise missed the Oscars to avoid seeing Nicole Kidman.

Yeah.

The Tom Cruise allegedly feels the need to stay far away from his ex-wife, Nicole Kidman.

The top gun actor was noticeably absent from the 2023 Oscars on Sunday, despite the movie being nominated for six awards and it really being his movie.

He was reportedly MIA because he wanted to avoid an awkward run-in with Nicole, whom he divorced more than 20 years ago.

A source told the Daily Mail that Tom was not there because she was there and he did not want a run-in.

But insiders...

Other insiders say that

his absence was not personal and instead the result of scheduling issues.

What do we think?

Well, I think if if true, like it's entirely possible, like the Oscars is Nicole Kidman's domain.

Like, she's nominated all the time.

She's always in shit that's being nominated.

He's like, really, like, not.

Like, I know he's a movie star, but he's not like an Oscar-like guy.

Like, that's her area, you know?

Like, that's her territory.

Was she nominated this year or in anything that was nominated?

I don't know, but it doesn't matter.

Like, she's queen of the Oscars.

Like, she always goes.

Yeah.

She's been going for the last, like, 20 years.

So I could see him, like, bowing out.

There's, like, I feel like nobody even really talks about their marriage.

Like, there is so much there.

Clearly, there's a lot there if he's avoiding the Oscars because of her, but I just, I don't know Tom Cruise at all.

I don't know him from Adam.

You don't?

But I

feel like he wouldn't let something back down stop him.

Yeah.

Especially if it's his movie.

It was really his year at the movies.

Like everybody's talking about Top Gun.

You can't talk about Top Gun without Tom Tom Cruise.

I don't think that he was going to like be shy and be like, no, it's awkward.

He's also 60.

I don't think 60 year olds get awkward.

That is true.

And I do agree.

I think personality-wise, I think what we know about him, like from Scientology, is like, he's like a beast.

Like he doesn't back down from a thing.

Yeah, he does his own stunts.

He can't see his ex on the carpet.

No, that's totally fair and totally a really good way of looking at it.

He doesn't seem like the type of guy to back down from like a potentially uncomfortable, like if he wants to do something, he's fucking Tom Tom Cruise.

Like, he gets it done.

You know, he thinks he's like toxic male.

Yeah, he's not, like, scurrying around Nicole Kidman 20 years after their

divorce.

Is Tom Cruise single?

I was just wondering that.

He's publicly single.

Like, he's not publicly in a relationship, but he's got to like.

Have

happens.

I mean, I know he's like rich and famous, but I don't know how anyone would want to be with him.

Like, when you look at Katie Holmes and Nicole Kidman, like how they both ran ran from him and like how serious and like deadly their divorces are.

He seems so toxic.

Like the Scientology of it all, and Nicole's, their kids together, Nicole and Tom's kids, don't talk to Nicole because she loves Scientology.

Yeah.

Like that's fucking, like, that's.

But he could date a Scientologist.

Yes, he could.

I guess if you're like into Scientology, that's like the most eligible bachelor out there.

King.

King of the universe.

That's like the bad bunny.

Yeah.

Yeah, I guess.

Can't relate He's also like not cute.

There's a lid for every pot, Turdy Lou.

Oh, my God.

Ain't that the truth?

I mean, Buster Murdoch has a girlfriend.

So if you're out there, you know, feeling like there's no hope for you, just know there is.

Yeah.

Because that freak, not only is he like the weirdest looking motherfucker of all time, but his family, he has a girlfriend.

So.

Keep going on those apps.

It's going to happen for you.

It is going to happen for you.

That's so true.

There is a cover for every pot.

Yeah.

Caraway.com slash toast10.

And at Caraway, it's not like one of those pots where you can never find the cover.

Like mine, it's just like so clear which one's the right one.

So true.

So true.

Between Caraway and Thrive Market, like you're going to have an amazing meal.

I could use an amazing meal.

What are you going to have for lunch today?

So I don't know about lunch, but I'm actually was going through my cookbooks this morning looking for a dinner recipe.

And what'd you land on?

I haven't found something that like looks like what I'm craving.

I got to get into another book.

I've actually been thinking like today I'm going to switch up my lunch because I was saying saying yesterday, like I ate so poorly in Lisbon.

I'm trying to have like actually like nutritious meals.

And I feel like I really need some roughage.

I still haven't made a poo.

Yeah.

But I can't really eat a salad.

Like that's just not how I was built.

But I'm thinking a wrap.

Wrap is so good.

What about a smoothie?

It's such a good way to like shove lettuce into things.

Like I'll make a smoothie and like I'll put so much spinach in it.

But when you blend up spinach, it tastes like nothing.

It's like green water.

And then you add all the good flavors.

It's like, oh my God, I just had three cups of spinach.

Maybe.

Yeah.

Maybe I'll think about it.

Like, I really, I think a wrap is a good place to start for me.

Yeah, for lunch, maybe a smoothie for snack.

Maybe, maybe.

With like a little protein for you.

Actually, you get a lot of, you probably have more protein than me in your day.

You're eat chicken at every meal.

Oh, yeah, no, I'm not, my protein, I'm good.

Yeah, no, protein's a concern for me.

I don't use protein powder, though.

Roughage?

No, I don't know her.

Yeah.

Maybe I'll get into like a half-baked harvest book because I want to, I want to do, I've been feeling like I get so many Reels cooking videos and like chicken is just not what I'm feeling right now.

Meat, not at all.

Tomato base, not really either.

But like, you know, a light salad, like an orzo salad.

You know what I mean?

I feel like HBH has some good recipes.

I need to do my research.

Get into it.

I need to do my research.

And then that's going to be my outing for the day is going to get the ingredients for my dinner because I'm trying to drive every day.

That's good.

Yeah.

That's good.

That's really good.

Thanks, Turdy Lou.

I'm glad you approve.

Yeah, no.

Are you ready for our next story?

Is it our,

what is it, our third?

It's our third.

Yeah, I'm ready.

Tyler Cameron revealed he was only had $200 when he was dating Gigi Hadid.

So this interview is going viral because Tyler

Cameron is talking about, one, when he dated Gigi, and I don't think he's ever gone into such detail.

And two, he's talking about the financial aspects of dating Gigi Hadid when he just came off of a reality show.

Right.

The reality star enjoyed a brief two-month romance with Gigi in 2019, shortly after his stint on The Bachelor.

He appeared on Monday's episode of the podcast Trading Secrets, and he disclosed his lack of finances at the time.

So Jason said, quote, he goes to me, dude, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

I've got $5,000 in my bank account.

I don't know what my next job is, and I'm dating Gigi Hadid.

Tyler corrected him and said, not even $5,000.

I had like $200.

You know what I mean?

He said, I'd be going on dates.

Like, this is in my early days of living in New York City.

I'm living on Matt's beanbag.

I have no money, but I'm like the happiest I've ever been because like the world is wide open to me in New York City.

I can do whatever I want.

He recalled calling his dad from the bathroom to ask him for money to pay for the date he was on.

I'd be going on dates.

I'm like calling up pops in the bathroom.

I'm like, pops, I don't think my credit card's going to go through.

I need you to send me money right now.

And

he's like, you got it, son.

So go get it.

Oh.

Jason asked, when you want to date with Gigi, you only have $200 to your name.

How do you pay for it?

Do you ever have a story?

Like, how are you managing that?

Tyler explained that you're just crossing your fingers at this point.

At this point, I don't even know what a credit card is.

I got a straight debit card.

So when you hit zero, you hit zero.

You know, I'm just crossing my fingers, hoping it swipes, and it just keeps swiping.

No, that's so funny.

I've often wondered about the logistics of when Tyler was dating Gigi, but I'm not, I'm less focused on the financials of it all.

I am so curious about the funeral.

Like,

that's to me, one of the great wonders of the world.

It's like, who, what, when, where, why, how did Tyler Cameron, who was like literally been on three dates with a girl, ended up flying to the Netherlands for her grandma's funeral?

Like,

the questions just are endless.

Yeah.

You know, they're both single right now, sort of.

Yeah.

Wasn't Gigi was linked to Leo.

But then Leo was linked to that child.

Yeah.

And then she went back home, I think.

And that was the same thing.

And then they were also...

And Leo, they keep saying they're at the same parties, but like everybody's at the same party.

But there are only so many parties for cool people.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, I don't know if they're together, but they are still, they are both single right now.

But I feel like they weren't, Gigi and Tyler weren't like OTP.

It was really like a moment in time, flash in the pan, like you had to be there, you know?

Yeah.

But what's also funny is like

she's obviously so successful.

He just came off.

I'm sure she didn't know the extent of his finances, but it's like.

Right.

And she's still not paying for the date.

No, by the way, and you know what?

I respect that about Gigi Indeed.

She's a woman who wants to be taken care of.

Like your financial situation is irrelevant to me.

You're paying for dinner.

Like that.

I am truly on my way to becoming one of the world's richest women oh you don't have a pot to piss in or a bed to sleep in let's go to carbon figure it out yeah no you'll find a way we stand you know she's a traditional chivalrous queen yeah

um

obviously Tyler's in a better financial situation now which is you know

Good for him.

Yeah, and it's good that he can look back on that time and just and not like focus on you know the stress of the finances of it all but really like it makes sense that it was the happiest time for him he was like on top of the world he's dating gigi like he's beloved.

He's moved to New York.

Like he changed in an instant.

The world really opened up to him.

Like I imagine it was so exciting and he was just like ready to grab life by the balls.

Right.

Because before the show, he was like working in construction in Florida, like lived a very happy, simple life.

And then within like a couple of weeks, he was a nationwide superstar, like known by everyone.

And then on top of that, to not only come out on top from the franchise, but then to get, to take it to another level that nobody had ever done before, which is like dating a celebrity not only a celebrity like the world's biggest supermodel how could that not be the happiest time of your life yeah you know yeah

so just fun factoids from behind the scenes jason tardic is always getting people to like open up about how much money they have or had on his podcast i did his podcast once you should check it out it was a good episode i didn't i didn't reveal anything i don't i'm not into this i'm not into this whole culture like demanding financial transparency from everyone.

Like you want to be transparent about what you make?

Love that for you.

Don't fucking ask me, bitch, because I'm not telling you.

Yeah, there are some

things that are just timeless.

I think not talking about money is one of them.

I think there's times where it's beneficial, but like

it's not a prerequisite.

No, there's times where it's beneficial, especially in like really corporate environments where like they don't allow you to talk about your

salary so that you don't make more.

Like that's toxic.

I get that.

No, but that's not what people on TikTok are demanding of others.

No.

What people are demanding in this culture is like total financial transparency about everything, especially for influencers.

It's like, girl, mind your own fucking business.

Yeah.

Like, just know, I'm never going to tell you.

Ever.

Yeah.

Ever.

Because you know what?

I'm gatekeeping.

Sure.

That's what they call it.

That's not because you're gatekeeping.

That's what they call it.

No, I'm saying that's what they call it.

Because you're not going to help other women.

How's that going to help anyone?

Why is it my job to help other women?

No, but why would that help another woman?

How does that help another woman?

Explain.

Like to let her know her worth, I guess.

No, your worth is like, say, if you're a podcast, your worth is your listeners, not because you're a woman.

Yeah.

No, I just like, I, like, not to be, like, let's be really honest.

This is going to be probably one of the most honest things I say.

Like, when I get up every morning, like, I'm looking out for me

and only me.

Like, I cannot bear the brunt of having to like

help other women, you know?

No, but I, but even if you could bear the brunt, like, that's just dishonest to say that Claudio Ashre should share this information because it would help other women.

It wouldn't.

It really, really wouldn't.

No, that's not to say, like, let's say there was a lot of people.

By the way, I'm one of those people who just said, I know.

I know.

Why does that happen to me only on the show?

I heard it.

Like, it's someone's messing with me.

I just want to clarify, like, that's not to say, like, if there is a, like, if there is a person, what's with women?

If there is a person who helped me, I help them.

But I'm just not out here helping for the sake of helping.

I'm not that person.

And it's like, if you go to like a dinner with like one-to-one with an influencer, a spying influencer, and they're like starting out, like, in that situation, you can be helpful.

Like, girl, you are not getting paid what you deserve.

Of course.

And by the the way, it's worth noting.

I do that a lot.

Like, people, I find people like are always asking me for like advice and stuff.

But again,

I think what the public is asking you to do on TikTok.

Yeah, no, the public is like, you have to make a video and tell everyone what you got paid for every single thing and how much you pay for yourself.

And that's going to help women, turdy loo.

Don't forget it.

Right.

And I don't, I don't support women if I don't do that.

Well, you know what?

Maybe I don't support women because I've met some of you and you're the worst.

And that's just like not what it takes to support women.

But

no, no.

I've said this once, I'll say it again.

And I've kind of of been like really kind of refining my thesis on the whole women supporting women thing.

Um, and I just think it's worth mentioning.

Like, I support people,

and it's worth mentioning that some of the most vile human beings I've ever met in my life were women.

I would say all of them were.

Um, so I'm not just gonna be out here blanket supporting women.

Cause, like, what's daddy said about me?

Right.

What have you said about me?

Question mark.

Yeah.

So I'm just, I'm like always refining that thesis about women supporting women.

It's changing all the time, you know?

Just like being

like, be a decent person, Period.

Right.

And then I will, I'll do anything for you.

Yeah.

No, but like you're a decent person.

You're not just going to get my support and my advice because you're a woman.

No.

That doesn't mean anything to me.

Yeah.

Are you a good person?

Are you charitable?

Are you kind?

Are you generous?

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Our next story.

Avril Levine tells a topless woman to get the fuck off the stage at the Juneau Awards.

Queen.

Avril Levine smoothly handled a topless protester at the 2023 Juneau Awards Monday by telling the woman to get the fuck off the stage.

The singer had been introducing

performer A.P.

Dillon during the Canadian Awards Show when the woman crashed the stage with a message written on her back, save the green belt.

Initially, Avril ignored the protester, but then turned around and swatted at her chest as she said, get the fuck off, and added one more time, get the fuck off, bitch.

A male security guard then escorted the woman off the stage.

It wasn't made entirely clear if...

or immediately clear if she was kicked out of the venue entirely, though I would thought she would.

This evening's host, Marvel star Simu Liu, later comp and

selling Sunset Star.

Simu Liu, yeah.

Later complimented the punk rocker for handing the topless lady like a champion.

Ugh, I just fucking hate people who do shit like this.

Whether you're doing it like just because you like to do pranks or because you're protesting something, like I don't give a shit.

If you are disturbing and being like a public menace, I fucking hate you.

Like I always think about that YouTuber who's like, I think he's Italian.

He's like in Milan.

And his thing is like he'll he'll go to celebrities and pick them up have you seen that yeah oh my god i hate that guy like i wish bad things on him like i fucking hate people who do shit like this either for attention she was clearly protesting something and you know what i don't care that's like that's what and now i'm in i'm inclined to side with whatever you're protesting no and now i'm inclined to destroy the green belt as opposed to saving it yeah i i think there's been a lot of recently like climate protests that are so fucking awesome the art stuff they're like throwing olive oil on the mona lisa which they're all protected and they don't wind up doing any damage whatsoever and it's like what did you do for your cause because now we all just hate you hate you perfectly said like what did you do for your cause we all just hate you and you know what i hate your cause too and i'm so impassioned by you being such a menace that i'm gonna do everything in my power to actively work against your cause like i don't even care what your fucking cause is yeah i hate people like this like remembering that girl it's different because some people do do it for like a cause, which I think is counterintuitive and stupid.

But some people just do it like for pranks.

Like that girl who literally hopped the stage at the Chanel Fashion Show in Paris all those years ago.

And like GGID literally threw her off the stage.

I hate people like that.

Like to,

I really just can't.

Like I can't.

One thing, that'll never be me.

Yeah, no.

Pranking for prank's sake is also one of my least favorite things.

It's probably worse.

It's probably worse.

Really?

Because I think it depends on the prank.

Like I think that that that Chanel runway thing was like annoying and stupid, but like kind of harmless.

Harmless.

Victimless.

Yeah.

And because it was handled so well, it just is like kind of like a funny anecdote.

Maybe if it had, you know, they were chasing around the stage, it ruins the show.

Whatever.

Could have gone another way.

But just pranks for pranks' sake, like, I think is so stupid.

Beyond.

But also pray, like, whatever this is.

stunt protesting for your cause also stupid.

No, but also like it's an award show.

Like there are probably minors there and you have your tits out.

Like stop.

Right.

Oh, we didn't even talk about the tits of it all.

And then like the security guard has to get her off the stage, but she's like a

right.

Yeah, no, like.

But Claudia, you have to support women, including this one.

Right, right.

Thus bringing me back to my aforementioned thesis.

But this woman doesn't support Avril.

So now what?

Now what do we do?

The girls are fighting.

No, I just hate shit like this.

And it's so layered as to why it's problematic.

Like, one, just stop.

Two, like, you can't be naked in public.

i'm sorry like we live in a civilized society this is a music award show i'm sure there's not a lot of kids there but there probably is they don't need to see your fucking tits okay stop she is wearing pasties doesn't matter

my god crazy I just hate Avril handed it like a champ.

I will say so the security guard was very slow to react and then when he once he got up there like he couldn't really do much because she was naked so it was like a tough position for him to be in.

But I definitely think it could have been handled a little better.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm just hope that Avril was able to find sales in the arms of her boyfriend, Tyga.

Hopefully.

That's all you can hope for.

A girl can dream.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

Yeah.

We gotta have some Bravo news in here.

Yeah, we have to.

It's been such a big month for Ramo.

And everybody wants every scrap of an update.

And we both found this interesting because you sent me this clip.

Ow!

What?

Oh my god, I just knocked my microphone into my chin.

Oh my, that hurts so bad, like really hard.

I'm okay.

First the car and now this.

Turdy, you have to take care of yourself.

I know.

I'm bruised.

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Andy Cohen issues a PSA for the upcoming Prump Worlds episode.

He said, you won't believe it.

Andy Cohen has issued a PSA over the shocking upcoming episode of Anna Prump Worlds as the fallout from Scandinaval continues to unravel.

He said, Bravo fans are not going to believe that Wednesday's episode, tomorrow, has not been edited since the news of the affair came to light.

He said, there is something I want to say.

Guys, you're going to watch Wednesday's episode.

You are going to think that it was recut, okay?

It was not recut.

This is the episode.

He warned that fans are going to be shocked to hear a conversation between Markel, Lala, and Katie as he promised viewers that the footage was not touched.

He said, I watched it on my sick bed Wednesdays, the episode that's going to air in two days.

Now it's tomorrow.

I watched it and I was like, people are going to think we did this or move stuff up.

The conversations that go on between Katie and Lala and Markel are not to be believed in light of what has come out.

This is how it was going to be shown, which makes it all the more shocking.

You won't believe it.

Right.

I'm curious what it is and what we would have thought if we didn't know this.

Like, but when I heard this, I was so excited.

I actually am having like a little viewing party tomorrow night.

All my friends are coming over.

I'm like, guys, we have to, we have to watch.

Oh my God, look at you.

Well, I just want to say one thing, if I may, because I heard this clip and then like a few hours later, i had this thought which is that we saw this um preview for the episode where raquel says to lala like well good thing you don't have a man to bring around that way like raquel won't be fucking around with him yeah but in this moment you do have to remember that raquel just found out that lala hooked up with James while she was dating James.

So I think there is a little bit of resentment where it's like, oh, if you had a man to bring around right now and I'm single, like, you know, just give you a taste of your own medicine.

So it's actually so true.

Lala has actual, like, nerve to say that, given what she did to Raquel and Jesus.

Just that one conversation on its own, like

a little bit, I feel like Raquel is pissed at Lala.

Like, you hooked up with my boyfriend.

Yeah, if you had one, you better be shitting your pants to bring him around.

Oh, you know what?

You're so right.

But if I will be shocked by the conversation between the three of them, if anything about like Sandoval or Schwartz is mentioned.

But when it comes to the Lala thing, it's like we can't forget that Lala just admitted to hooking up with James while Raquel was dating him for years, engaged to him.

And like she still is like heartbroken over the relationship and just like a mess over it.

So like, not to give her a pass for saying anything, but just that one line, like when you put in that context.

And she like, I feel like she said it as a way to get back at her.

Do you know what I mean?

No, by the way, you're 100% right.

I totally forgot about that part because it's layered.

And once you add the layers, it all kind of makes sense.

Like she's entitled to be a little bitchy.

But Andy said there's a conversation, not just that one thing.

So you know, I don't, I don't think that's what they're, he's referring to.

It has, it has to mention Sandoval.

Like if that's what Andy's being so dramatic about.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I can't wait.

Like the way I've been so reinvigorated.

Like I, I, I get home, like I get into bed every night and I put on Bravo.

Like I'm just like, I'm always eating up.

Like Watch Robins Live has been so good because there's so much going on in real time and the shows are so delayed.

And it's just, it's very exciting.

Oh, I did watch summer house last night right i figured you were going to talk about it let's hear what it was let me tell you it's really not good um and danny pellegrino actually had like a whole twitter thread about it and i shared it on my instagram because it's so right it's like we're at a place where like a lot a lot of these people on the show have been on the show for so long and they have these established dynamics and they have friends and they have people they fucking hate and they're no longer like playing pretend with the people they hate like amanda and lindsay don't get along paige and lindsay don't get along and maybe a few years ago that would have been a storyline like why aren't we friends like let's make up but like neither of them care like they're just not friends period and there's such a gap between like the old people and the new people like gabby and sam who are like in their early 20s and young and fabulous and like kyle who's 40 like

danny pellarino said it passed he said kyle is older than jason hoppy and bethany frankl were when they had their show bethany getting married like let's put that into perspective why are I imagine if they were in the summer house exactly that's what it is so it's just like I don't know it's not giving the way it needs to give I just feel like so many people are checked out like Paige and Sierra have literally done and said nothing.

Like they feel so checked out.

It's not working, this group dynamic.

I feel like they're hitting a place where like Vanner Prump rules hit before all this happened, where it was like old people, young people, we don't know what to do.

And it felt like this huge disconnect between the group.

The drama, like I'm actually confused.

Like

I don't get it.

And you know what?

Everyone and basically like Danielle blew up Italian night because she said she didn't trust Amanda and then like Amanda started you know fighting with Lindsay and Danielle and Danielle started the whole thing and she just kind of like watched everything burn down.

And then she starts screaming at Carl for not defending Lindsay.

And like, you know what?

First of all, stay out of other people's business.

Like she's so mad this episode because like Lindsay and Carl, they're out at a bar and Lindsay and Carl are just like hugging and making out all the whole time.

And she's like, but what about me?

I'm like, that's fucking weird.

You have a boyfriend.

You're 30 years old.

Like get a grip.

Yeah.

So she's just like inserting herself.

And it's clear, like, this is where the divide is starting to happen because we know Lindsay and Danielle aren't friends anymore.

So she's starting to like, you know, talk to Paige and Sierra and Amanda about how, you know, they're moving too fast, Carl and Lindsay.

And she's just being like a really bad bad fucking friend.

No, but she's so extreme.

It's like, I either need to be the

whole house down.

I need to defend

with you, or I'm going to talk shit about your relationship.

Yeah.

Like, oh, oh, I'm mad.

Everyone needs to know.

Or like, I'm riding for you.

I'm going to burn this house down with my love for you.

Like, she's so extreme.

She's honestly like a, like a terrible reality star because she's so inconsistent.

And up until this point, she has not had a storyline about her.

Everything up until this point has revolved around her being Lindsay's mouthpiece.

And like, it's actually getting annoying.

Yeah,

so this

two weeks ago was like not a great episode and then this week was not a great episode either.

I don't know why Andrea is not a full-time cast member.

I don't know why literally this guy Chris who isn't you know the most interesting person is the only single guy in the house.

Like it's so weird.

This is a very weird season.

Yeah, I think I feel like they need a shakeup.

And that's kind of what saved Summerhouse the first time.

They like brought in all these new people.

And I feel like unless it's a show with like a magical cast like The Jersey Shore, that just like keeps regenerating itself, when you have this sort of premise, like you do need to keep it fresh.

And the problem is, is that so many people are fan favorites because you know them over the years and you love them, but they don't like give much to the show.

Cause also it's like at this point, why do I want to ruin my reputation?

They have too much to lose.

They've all started businesses.

They're all successful in the world.

And it's like, I like being liked by the fans.

I don't want to get in the mud.

A hundred percent.

and like the thing with the jersey shore which is a great example is like there was so much drama because it was every night back to back out all night out all night new couples new hookups and like they're trying to make it seem like they're partying a lot but like they go to the club and then they put the time stamps like they got home at 11 30.

like they're really not it's not like a summer share house party it's not that but like they're pretending like it is yeah but also like jersey shore was is a really good formula you know a summer share house with people who are down to clown but they just hit the lottery with the cast.

Yeah, it was ever, everyone was a star.

Yeah, and like the interpersonal relationships, like that Ronnie and Sam, you know, took off, but like Mike was kind of always in love with Sam.

And then we had like the little Jaywaw.

Vinny and Snookie.

Vinny and Snookie.

Paulie and Jaywow hooked up.

Yeah.

And there would always be those like underlying things.

They were always friends.

And then other people would like come in.

Roger, Gianni, but they would have to.

Roger.

They would always be like,

oh, you know, but Paulie hooked up with Jay.

Like, it was just ripe.

Yeah.

No, it was, I could literally write a dissertation on the beauty of Jersey Shore.

Like, it is the perfect show.

Yeah.

And I'm, I'm honestly so grateful to have been influenced by it in my youth.

Honestly, I am who I am because of that show.

Yeah.

And the people and the cast, they were all just like

so themselves.

So.

And they had nothing to lose.

Nothing to lose.

Even as the show got bigger, they still didn't have anything to lose because they were so rewarded for being themselves, you know?

Yeah.

No, and nobody like stopped getting involved in the drama because they all started making a lot of money.

Like, if anything, the money encouraged them to be even worse.

Yeah.

It was such a good show.

Yeah.

No, Summerhouse is not a Jersey Shore

and never will be a Jersey Shore.

But also, like, the Hamptons are also just like not like that.

No, it's true.

It's like more of a classy affair.

Like, you don't act that way.

No.

I mean, people do, but it's something's not working.

And at the beginning of the season, I was like, oh, this is good.

But the longer we go, like this measly drama is like not enough to sustain a whole plot.

And something's not working.

Somebody's got to give.

Yeah.

I honestly feel like,

and this is not a statement on Amanda because I really like her, but I do feel like it might be Kyle and Amanda's time.

Yeah, I agree.

Like they've been the center of the show the whole time and it's worked.

And now they're just at a place where it's like they're married, they're focused on their business.

They're really not.

Kyle like gets drunk and says crazy things just so he's like still a core part of the show, not because it's like a true feeling.

But it's like

he would be better suited to just like act his age and step into like an a mentor sort of role.

It'd be better for like, I think his

self.

It'd be better for his business.

It'd be better for the show.

And nobody wants to watch like a 40-year-old.

No, like staying up till three in the morning with a bunch of 21-year-olds.

It's so weird.

Actually, really, I really like the new girls, though.

I think they have a lot of potential.

Like Gabby's very funny.

For sure, but what's a bunch of great new girls without great new guys?

Thank you.

Thank you.

It's really weird.

It's bizarre.

It shouldn't.

I know it's definitely harder to cast funny, interesting, party guys.

Like, girls are always just like more is more.

But my God, to give us one new guy and take away those two.

I even would have taken that mute Alex from last year.

It's literally not that hard.

It's not hard.

There's so many people who want to be on TV.

There's especially like in New York that are like fake influencer-y.

They definitely

need a gay guy for sure.

Yeah.

And they need more single guys for the girls.

Yeah.

No, it's really not that hard.

Like, it's not rocket science.

It should always be like an equal.

Somewhat equal.

You're equal.

Four and four.

It's literally like 11 to 2.

It's crazy.

It's fucking weird.

Yeah, and doesn't like Chris feel weird being in that house with like a bunch of girls?

Like at least Kyle is married to one, but like.

No, I think it's weirder for Kyle to be in the house with a bunch of girls.

Yeah.

Chris is like, this is awesome.

Yeah.

Yeah.

it's not weird for I don't think Kyle feels weird, but I find it weird that he's there.

Something's not working.

That's that's that's my thesis of the day.

Okay, cool.

I could see how that is true.

Yeah,

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