Where Does The Fox Live?: Tuesday, January 31st, 2023

Good morning, Millennials.

Welcome back to the Toast Happy Tuesday.

It is a very happy Tuesday indeed, because if you are not watching, you are listening to this podcast.

Thank you so much for being here, but you might not be able to see that Jax and Claude are together again.

I am in Florida.

So exciting.

Such a shock to the system.

I'm sure people who are watching are just as shocked as I was, as you, as I was when you...

came in last night.

We were having dinner.

Claudia vlogged the whole thing.

She planned the surprise yesterday morning.

She woke up and she said, I think I'll see my nibblings today.

I did say that.

And after the toast, she flew down to Florida.

She vlogged like the planning and all of the behind the scenes things that she had to do.

I had zero clue and I was dining with the Shapiros last night at their house when the door opened and instead of a murderer, it was Laterde.

Instead of a murderer, it was a slay.

It was Laterderer.

Laterderer.

Yes, we won't get too much of it away.

I did vlog the whole experience for our Patreon, you know, some of the reasoning why I came down here.

You know, I don't know if anyone noticed I didn't post a lot of Instagram stories yesterday.

I was like kind of silent on the gram and people were probably like, oh my God.

I oh, one thing about me, I always have like five or ten stories up.

Yeah.

Not you, me.

Oh.

No, like you like you sometimes have no stories.

Like that's very uncommon for me.

Rarely these days.

I've been extremely active, giving so much of myself to the gram.

But if you had no story, people wouldn't be like, oh my God.

Oh my god.

She's surprising her sister.

Right.

Yeah.

So I am so happy to be here.

I'll be here, you know, till the end of time, I I have no return flight booked.

I'm just here being Returdia.

And I'm very, very blessed, very excited to be with my family and to do a great week of episodes with the Flamingos.

The Flamingos finally get their day in the sun.

With Jax, with Bryce, with Strice, with Raldini, with Kaylordia, with Levitson.

The whole family.

I'm so happy to be here.

Like, really, it's been long.

It's been a long time.

December.

December was the last time you were here.

Beginning of December.

Right.

Yeah.

And I guess that was the last time that I saw you because I haven't come to New York.

Come to New York since.

Which, you know, we'll get into later.

Yeah, no, I'm making plans.

I'm making plans too.

But, you know, January, new year, like you try and like

be where you are, you know, you're not just like trying to run away.

Yeah.

Down roots.

But now that it's February, I'm ready.

Also, Jackie and I are kind of looking like sporty, spice, like cool girl today.

We are wearing our Spritz hats, which I feel like.

I didn't realize we didn't sell them because Ben wears them literally every day, but we had never put them up for sale until today.

So at noon, which I feel like if you're listening to this, it's already noon.

Spritzsociety.com.

Jackie's wearing like a hunter green.

This is a super cool green.

I would say, like, it's kind of the green that my wedding color was for my bridesmaids.

So, it's like an emerald green.

Yeah, emeralds.

Emerald City.

The front says Spritz Society, and the back says Pickleball Classic with a little pickleball on the side because we love pickleball and it's just like a cool vibe.

And mine is like a white with a tangerine embroidery.

I would say it's tangerine.

It says estimated 2021.

They're really cool.

Ben wears them all the time.

Is that not what EST stands for?

Established.

Oh my God.

Like, obviously.

I'm so dumb.

We have to cut that out.

And it's literally about.

But, like, I guess technically it could be estimated.

No, because it's not like an estimation is like an about, you know?

But maybe they're just saying like about 2021.

It's what we're about.

No, but like it was 2021.

I appreciate you trying to like, you know, undo some of the damage I just did to my reputation.

Estimated.

But yeah, established 2021.

Spritzsociety.com.

get your hats.

I've been loving wearing like backwards hats.

That's so crazy.

I just feel like cool girls like can rock hats backwards.

You know what I mean?

And that's you.

I'm nothing if not the coolest girl on the planet.

Now I want to talk to you about something.

I don't know if I brought this up the last time I was here, but every time we podcast together, I sit in this chair and I stare directly at a $20 bill that's like sitting on the table.

And I just want to know, one, how the $20 bill got there and how you have not like, I cannot leave a quarter lying around without throwing it in my pocket.

Like 20, I think there actually might be two i think it's 40 40 yeah what it was it i feel like i have no idea what i have an idea of what it might be from like when we were building the studio like maybe the wallpaper guy come people come like help and maybe we had cash out to tip them and like that was leftover cash maybe

but like i feel like i've walked past it enough times like it's mine now like i want to take it if you took it i wouldn't like notice it has not moved it hasn't been touched it's literally right behind the camera that's psychotic no but it's like you know when you see something every day day you don't even notice it anymore like i literally don't even notice it it's like if i were like looking for twenty dollars in my house like i wouldn't even i wouldn't even realize that i have 20 up here so like twenty dollars so like could i take it from my show it was 80

um so like could i take it well now that you've asked no but if you had stolen it no maybe we'll get ourselves some lunch on the business yeah let's do a vlog how to how to spend we can get these 40 in this economy it's like three eggs literally i don't don't think that $40, you know, since it's been sitting here since you moved into your house, it's literally lost value.

I should have spent it when I put it down.

100%.

Yeah.

Okay, I'm glad we got that out of the way.

I feel like I'm like, if you're watching on YouTube, I'm never looking at the camera.

I'm looking behind it at the $40.

It is so weird that it's up here.

So I'm looking at everything like there's a roll of toilet paper.

No,

I hate to be negative.

I know you don't like the state of my studio, but it works for me.

It's better than last time.

Yeah, it works for me because it's all just like crap that I need.

And there's no organizing the crap.

Okay, let's talk about this sweater.

That's literally for a child.

It's so small.

It's a crop sweater.

It's a crop sweater.

It's sitting right.

Why is it here?

And there's a little bit of a stain.

Makeup?

Looks like

maybe like an iced tea.

Have you ever tried it?

The reason it's sitting on a pile of merch over there.

And the reason that it's here is because I wore it on the show and then I continue to do my job and take some pictures in merch.

So I took it off, swapped it for some merch, and then went downstairs in my merch.

Got it.

Okay, well, that's the answer.

I'm not like running to bring it back to.

Oh, that's merch that never made the cut.

This is merch that never made the cut.

I think it's for the best.

It's like, it's not that cute.

It's whatever.

Sauce.

There's just like a lot of stuff in here.

Mm-hmm.

My holiday lights, my printer, my printer paper.

I've got some spritz.

I've got a ton of cords because this is a studio.

You know, the cords don't bother me because that's like cords.

Like we're at women at work.

We're McCordia.

We're

McCordia.

I guess I could get like some drawers.

Should that be like our activity for the week to get this place in tip-top shape?

Yeah.

You don't sound excited.

Just because like I know where everything is.

Everything's just like out.

I have this like cute.

It's weird because I have this bench thing.

So I just put everything on the bench and like, listen, I'm not going to come in here and tell you this is not my studio.

And I've been like, I, you know, I get my work to you on time.

Like, kill it.

You kill it.

Everything, the files come through.

They're so strong.

Strong.

It's like the way that it is

works for y'all girl.

So, you know what?

I'll shut the fuck up.

I'll think, i'll look online for a little like storage system maybe yeah i just thought it could be like a fun activity you know two sisters spending time together with 40 going to the container store yeah oh you know what forty dollars we'll get you at the container store one hanger yeah the container store is so pricey but it's such a a paradise elevated experience it is my local container store actually went out of business that was a really tough tough time for the community i'm sorry you had to experience that it's okay Are you going to wear this hat the whole time?

No, I'm hot.

No, and we're sitting under these bright lights.

Oh, you have to be to wear.

Of course.

I hate taking my hat off.

I think I'll leave it on backwards.

Do I look like cool at all?

It's a little like you pull it down a little bit, but then you're going to be on your now.

It's weird because your part is like through the.

Okay, what about this?

Okay.

It's just like...

Sportssociety.com, you guys.

The hats are super cool.

Yeah, I actually feel like I'm going to be wearing a hat a lot while I'm down here.

The weather is truly gorgina.

You know, I had doubts about you moving to Florida.

I'm like this humidity.

And when you moved in the summer and when I came down, I was like, I was so right about this place.

This bitch is crazy.

I could never, ever.

And it's such delightful weather.

I was wrong.

Like there really is a breeze.

It's warm, but it's not

unbearable and it's not humid.

No, and this time of year, there are days that are like cold.

Yeah.

So that's nice.

It's nice.

I'm so happy to be here.

I had such a great time last night.

So, oh, you know what?

I started doing

just keep everyone abreast on the content.

I started watching Ginny in Georgia.

I heard your TV was on like really late.

Okay, like 1130.

I turned it off.

I was like going to text you, like, but I didn't want you to think I was like

trying to tell you to turn it off, but I just wanted to text you and be like, that's crazy that you're watching TV so late.

If you had texted me, I would have been like, oh my God, I'm going to get getting kicked out.

So that's why I didn't text you, but like I

was surprised that you watched TV late.

I feel like you don't do that.

Okay, late?

It was 1130.

You're like granny.

Yeah.

You go to sleep earlier than me.

I have a hard time sleeping like when I'm not in my own house.

Like I have to stay up late and make myself really tired so I don't lay there.

And I still lay there for 30 minutes.

I laid for a while last night too.

I guess just all the excitement.

I don't actually think there's a worse experience,

like a worse part of being human than being like awake at night, not being able to sleep, having a lot on your mind, like going to the doomsday, like, you know, what if everyone I love dies?

Like it is literally the worst part of being alive and you can't convince me otherwise.

Yeah, especially when like then it's getting later.

I had to wake up a little earlier today.

Oh, no.

And yeah, you're like, if I fall asleep, the hours are ticking by.

I'm going to get six hours of sleep.

And then you're like, okay, now it's five and a half.

It's literally the worst thing ever.

But I was still so happy to be here.

I slept next to Harry.

You know, his and I room, his and I's rooms are right next to each other.

So I felt like at peace.

And I, maybe I couldn't sleep because I felt protective.

I'm like, I'm technically the first line of defense in this house.

You know, you and Theo.

Me and Theo.

And let's be real, in a crisis, Theo's absolutely useful.

Right.

His hearing is gone.

His hearing is gone.

He's so lazy.

He's out of shape.

But Bryce, that's where Bryce steps up.

You can't

move a muscle without raw raw raw raw, row, row, raw, ruh.

Such like an attention whore.

He's so cute, that strice.

The boys had a great morning this morning.

Jackie just happened to have Theo's Bruno's grooming appointment today.

So you know, Theo had to like.

I'll take one too.

Yeah, and he took the first appointment like, like a true older brother would.

And he looks great.

He got his anal glands expressed.

He's feeling really, really good and strong.

This is a good start to his week.

It is.

And it's like, this is going to be a bright, a strong Bryce and Strice week.

Bryce isn't here because he is getting groomed right now.

But then they'll be on the show all week because they like being in the studio with us when we're together.

And they're going to be looking their best.

And that's really like, you love to see that for them.

Yeah.

If we can't, they can.

They might as well.

We're looking great because we have our new hats that we'll wear to the party tonight.

I was going to ask if you were going to wear your hat to the party tonight.

Of course.

What else would I wear?

That is like, oh, by the way, your mic flag is upside down.

Engagement.

Oh, speaking of things we fucked up.

Oh, yeah.

Let's issue a correction from yesterday.

I'll let Jackie speak because it was her fuck up.

Justin Baldoni is playing Ryle.

Riley.

And apparently it's pronounced Riley.

Said who?

Colleen, like when she was in her TikTok, she's like,

to me, it's Ryle.

R-Y-L-E, first of all, bad name.

I couldn't watch that TikTok.

Bad name.

Did you watch the whole TikTok?

No, I skipped because the first like two minutes were like, she bought a house for her mom.

I'm so happy for her, but like, I don't care.

Yeah.

So I skipped to like where the captions said Blake Lively, you know?

Oh, okay.

So he's playing Ryle, which is even worse idea.

At least by saying it was Atlas, like we we were giving it, we were making it sound better because like just based on that picture that they kept using, like he looks more like an Atlas, not like a Riley.

Yeah.

And his name, I'm sorry, cannot be Riley.

Like agreed.

Not, that's not an to spell Riley R-Y-L-E is not a name.

No, it's Ryle.

If it was Riley, she would have spelled it like two E's.

Or R-I-I-I-I-I-I-R-I-L-E-Y.

It's Ryle.

Like Kyle.

Like Kyle.

Like it's Rye.

And then, oh,

the other thing was about Brock.

Brock Hurdy is the third string.

Right.

Jimmy Garoppolo.

I thought he was like our star quarterback.

He was already number two.

I guess number one was

some guy who obviously

some guy.

I hadn't heard his name.

I, in all, I mean, I don't watch that much football, really.

And

I get my information from like whatever I see in that moment on TV and like what pop culture, Zach Weinreb and Zach Shapiro are saying, but never once was it mentioned that there was a third guy.

A hundred percent.

So like literally, how would I know that?

No clue, but we were just like spewing lies yesterday on the show.

But, like, when I think of the 49ers, like, everyone has their quarterback that, like, you know, and it's Jimmy Garoppolo.

That's what I thought, but it's not.

I need to know.

But you know what?

That just makes what the 49ers did this season that much more of an accomplishment.

Cause not only were they not on their first string quarterback, they weren't even on their second string.

So, you know what?

They could be sad they didn't make it to the Super Bowl.

They could be proud of the work that they did with some third string nobody, okay?

Who's now a star, by the way?

Okay, just want to say it says first jimmy garoppolo second brock purdy on this depth chart from the49ers.com it sounds like everyone owes me an apology well here's the other question is like now that the season is over and josh johnson is number three you guys juggie what are you talking about now that the season is over and everyone's gonna you know take some time off and heal when they get back to the field for spring training who's the quarterback i think that they're gonna have to duke it out yeah maybe someone gets traded like maybe the 49ers realize they have like two valuable players.

Like they could switch.

They kind of have zero, though, because that's what we saw.

Because everyone's injured.

Yeah.

No, you need two good quarterbacks.

I think that they will each like have to get in practice and prove who deserves to be first string.

Like there, it should be a meritocracy.

Yeah.

No, I think it will be.

That'll be awkward for sure.

Yeah.

But it happens, you know, it happens all the time.

100%.

Where like the older guy has to take a back seat and how does that make him feel?

Is this still what he wants to do?

Maybe not.

Maybe not.

And I feel like today, you know, I saw, we got a lot of feedback from yesterday's episode, mostly that we

were wrong about the casting of Ryle.

But from a lot of straight males, I think they really kind of connected with our content.

And I think today we might have some straight males listening.

So to them, I say, sup, dude,

cowabunga, and I'll see you out on the slopes.

Yeah.

And I would say also, I don't know if today's episode is going to be for you.

Like it's very back to basics.

I think all five stories are about females.

No, actually, actually, no, we do have an NFL adjacent story.

Love that.

So you should stick around.

And you should stick around.

I think we might surprise you, straight boys.

I think that you'll be shocked at what you see here and how much you're enjoying it and how truly funny women can be.

I think it'll be surprising.

Yeah.

I'm excited for you guys to go on this journey and feel free to make yourselves known.

Leave a comment on YouTube.

Where are you from?

What do you do?

How'd you get here?

Always curious about our straight male toasters.

Yeah, I feel like they're all just like husbands who have to listen in the car and now maybe they'll listen like a little less begrudgingly less begrudgingly yeah that's what i think well that means we're just helping toasters in need yeah

and bring toasters together like i like it would be amazing if there was a podcast that zach and i both loved and like we would like sit and listen and crack up yeah i feel crack up i feel like when it when they're like maybe it'll be new heights

When there are couples who like love podcasts, it's always like the wife loves the toast and the guy loves PMT, you know?

Oh, what's that one, Stanford?

Part of my take, but where are you getting this information?

Just like from what I see on social media, like it's like, I do believe like in a lot of, like, we are the female equivalent of PMT, like a daily show.

Oh, okay.

I think that's like what the vibe is out there.

I've never listened to PMT.

I'm sure they're great,

but I think that's like who we are in the landscape of podcasting.

I'm pretty sure.

I've never thought about that.

Well, I've thought like if they're, you know, who are we the female equivalent of?

Because you really honestly, new heights.

But they're weekly.

But they're brethren.

They're brethren, but they are weekly.

And like...

Maybe in the offseason, they'll go to daily.

I love that.

But when you really think about podcasting, it's the modern radio.

And people, weirdly, podcasts are a weekly thing.

But radio is a daily thing.

Like you have a daily show.

So I think the, I think I'm right about like the few.

No, it makes sense because it's like our entertainment is their sports.

Yeah.

It's every day.

Yeah.

But it's just one main host, no?

No.

It's a, is it brethren?

No, it's not brethren, but it's the guys you know them the guys i know the one the moustache yeah big cat big cat yeah you know he's a father

and a mother i know and i'm not sure about the other guy but like i feel like like i feel like there's another guy and it's not kfc no no no um i think he like kind of looks like kfc

i really have no idea but um wishing them the best yeah they're they're tops they're tops like top of the chart they're gay?

Oh my gosh, no.

You know, tops is an adjective.

Where I come from, the book I was just reading, like they were like, this house is top.

She was like, why aren't you happy, Marjorie?

This house is tops.

Your husband, like, yeah.

Where I come from, tops is a noun.

I mean, I guess where I come from, it could also be an adjective.

No, it's like you're a top.

It's a noun.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

But that's the thing about language.

Constantly changing.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So i feel

i feel like it's time i'm looking at the clock the clock and it's like it's totally time what is the clock saying the clock's saying it's time to dive in to to what the past size stories that you need to know yeah you

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So true.

So while you were doing that, I was doing a little research on part of my take.

Okay.

And the name of Big Cat's co-host is PFT Commenter.

Yeah, he has long hair.

Okay, but like, that's why we probably couldn't name him because only so many acronyms I can.

He's PFT commenter and his real name is Eric Solenberger.

Right.

That's why we didn't know his name because he don't have a name.

And what I also found to be interesting was I went to the sports category to see what wear PFT number one.

PMT ranks.

It's number two today because New Heights is number one.

It all comes back to the Kelsey Brethren.

Everyone is feeling the same way that we're feeling about Brother V.

Brother, and they want to hear what the Kelsey Brethren have to say about it.

Have you seen the viral photo of their mom, which she'll be wearing to the Super Bowl?

It is a custom jersey, half Eagles, half Chiefs.

Queen, we love,

we love an equally supportive queen.

Yeah, I mean, she must be really torn.

Like, no, not torn.

Travis Kelsey was asked in the press conference after the game, like, you know, this is huge.

Like, what are you feeling?

He was like, I just know this is, no one's going to have more fun at the Super Bowl than my mom.

Oh, of course.

She can't lose.

She can't lose,

but it's just, it's literally so crazy.

No, it's the craziest thing.

It's she's a piece of

the best seat in the house.

Shut it down.

I need to have her sponsoring the Super Bowl.

I need like Apple Music to get this woman like a box on the field.

No, she needs a 50-yard line first row.

And then I think like a butler.

Then at halftime, she goes to the other side

to support the other son.

That's really good.

Somebody just needs to make sure she's like taken care of to the highest degree.

And that like at maybe she sits like at the 50-yard line and then at the

end zone and then at the 50-yard She'll work around each quarter like a clock.

12 o'clock, 3 o'clock, 6 o'clock, 9 o'clock.

I think we need a channel that's like just

camera on her.

We actually, you know, if I worked in marketing right now and I was working on the Super Bowl, like I would try and get to her because a million eyes on her.

You have to get her on the toast.

I know.

I mean, she obviously respects podcasting, her sons.

Yeah.

Maybe she like is a toaster and she was like, these sisters do it.

Like, why not you?

Oh, my God.

Were we the inspiration for New Heights?

When did New Heights come out?

It definitely feels relatively new, or maybe people are only caring about it in the last couple of months because the possibility of two brothers being in the Super Bowl was like a potential thing.

So crazy.

And also, there's a clip from, they also, Jackie, they've, they vodkast too.

And there's a clip of the pot, like a moment on the podcast that's going crazy viral because the other brother, Jason, has kids.

And the daughter like ran into the podcast and sat on the dad's lap.

And she's like, hi, Uncle Trav or whatever.

What's Travis?

Travis, that's his name?

Yeah, Kachin Kelsey.

Travis Kelsey.

I really think his first name is Katching.

She's like, Hi, Uncle Travi.

And Travis Kelsey's like so hot.

And he's like, Hey, baby girl, how you doing?

And like that moment of him, like being like, Hey, baby girl, there's like a million views on this video.

He looks so hot.

So it's just like, it's even more pressed for the podcast.

This is honestly podcast press.

A podcast could only dream of.

You could only dream of.

I think you and I should join the WNBA.

And you know what?

If If we want to be even more irrelevant than we are now, that's what we should do.

Justice for the NBA, WNBA.

Yeah, but like everyone wants justice for the WNBA, but no one wants to watch it.

No one wants to watch and support.

No one even wants to just turn the chat on and walk out of the room.

It's so true.

I feel like people are always talking about like the imbalance in sports.

I mean, look at the WNBA and the people who say that have never once bought a ticket, a t-shirt, a subscription.

You wouldn't be caught dead watching.

Like, where do you even watch?

Such an an important question.

I know that the Liberty, I think that's the,

that might be the D-League men's team, not the WNBA.

I think they're in Liberty.

I know that they play at MSG, but it's like, you know, only a couple of rows in the middle of the day.

It ain't right.

It's really so sad.

No, but like, it's.

It's just like there's not a marketing.

Like, it is what it is.

No, but it's like, we all know what's wrong and we're all actively not helping.

No, but it's like, you can't force people to care about things that they don't care about no i know and this is meant to be entertainment like

i don't like you get to choose what you are entertained by no i know are there any sports well outside of the olympics where women's are more popular gymnastics that's the olympics okay but even like you know there are national level college and and women's is way more popular than men yeah

I feel like for a while, soccer, you could say in this country because women were so much better and they still are but even like you know 30 years ago like me a ham right you know i don't know who was doing that on the men's team in the us can i tell you a story so random that you brought up me a ham so when we were in belize we were out to dinner and we were playing this game where like a person would leave the table and we'd all come up with a celebrity um like we'd choose a celebrity and then they'd come back and like ask a million questions until they figured out what celebrity we were talking about.

And we tried to do like really random people.

Like no one would choose like Kyle Richards for me.

They chose like someone, I think somebody did like Putin.

Like so random.

So for somebody, we chose Mia Ham.

Um

not only did the person who it was not know who Mia Ham was, nobody at the table knew either.

Like when we were all like coming up, it was just me and Becca.

And we were like, you guys don't know Mia Ham.

That's disgraceful.

Who was leaving?

Like, I guess nobody knew, but nobody knew.

Margo didn't know?

I don't think Margo knew.

She's a little young.

Yeah.

I was just like, is Mia Ham not like LeBron James?

Like

she's not LeBron James, but

she's like Billy James.

No, she's like Nancy Kerrigan, you know?

Okay, but like Nancy Kerrigan might have been unknown if she didn't get her knees bashed in.

Yeah, but like Mia Ham might have been unknown if she wasn't an amazing like everyone has their story.

Everyone has their thing.

Oh my god, that was like literally like Crow Boss Gaslight repeat.

Like that's not what we're saying.

No, you're saying she like like Mia Ham is known for being the goat and I'm trying to think of somebody else who's known for being the goat.

Nancy Kerrigan is known for getting her knees bashed in in a goat-like way.

Literally.

Literally.

Okay, someone, a female who's known for being the goat, like any of the

skaters that were like...

Michelle Kwan.

Yeah.

Yeah, Billie Jean King is just like, I barely know who that is.

No, and Billie Jean King, I think, is known more for like her, like, she's obviously an amazing tennis player, but I think she's also known more for like the strides she made for women and like the gay community more than like, she's still like an amazing game.

If I was like someone chose Billie Jean King for me, like...

Maybe on my a thousandth question, I would have gotten it.

I would never have guessed Billie Jean King.

Do you want to play that game right now?

Sure.

Okay, let me think of someone so motherfucking random.

It's hard because like I just want to choose the Kelsey brothers.

You want to choose?

So do I.

Okay, I got one.

Okay.

Am I a man or a woman?

No, sorry, it's only yes or no questions.

Am I a woman?

No.

Am I a man?

Yes.

Am I an athlete?

No.

But I could be.

Am I an actor?

No.

Am I a singer?

No.

Am I a celebrity?

Yes.

Am I a politician?

No.

Am I a reality star?

No.

Am I an influencer?

No.

Am I employed?

Yes.

Elon Musk.

No.

I'm trying to think of someone random for you.

If I wanted to guess who would be Jackie's first guess, I would have done the Elon Musk.

Am I a businessman?

Yes.

Am I successful?

Yes.

Am I like one of the ones

adjacent?

Am I liked by the hosts of the toast?

I don't think they care.

Am I disgusted by the hosts of the toast?

Maybe once a year.

Do I own a company?

Am I a CEO?

Kind of.

Like, no, you're not, but you're like, you're like at the top of what you do.

Jay Shetty, no.

Do I.

You're like getting close.

I can feel it.

Yeah.

Do I is the I'm at the top of what I do?

Do I do TED Talks?

I don't think so.

Am I on social media?

No.

The fuck?

Who the fuck am I?

So I'm in business.

Yeah, like, you have a job.

Oh, God.

Am I Ben?

No, what?

It's a celebrity.

Oh, I'm a celebrity with a job, man.

Yeah.

I feel like it's like so easy now.

Like, go back to some of the earlier questions because you asked a question and I said no, but like you you were close because it was like a sports job a rod?

No.

Am I a former sports?

No.

Am I former or am I, am I famous for just business, my business prowess?

Yes.

Am I Jeff Bezos?

No.

Am I Bill Gates?

No.

Am I.

You're not far.

Like you're not far.

Am I American?

Yes.

Am I New York-based?

I have no fucking idea.

Hmm.

I feel like you're circling the drain.

Like,

like, how so?

It sounds like kind of like a losery businessman.

Like, I actually thought I didn't choose random enough.

Like, you would get it so quick.

And I'm not discussed by the host of the toast, really.

Like, maybe once a year.

Like, I'm not telling you until you get it.

This is so.

Ask hard questions.

Okay.

So do I, did I create my business?

No.

Am I alive?

Yes.

So I'm the CEO of a business someone else created.

Yes.

And CEO was like a loose term.

Hmm.

I'm head of.

Yes.

Come on.

I literally don't know.

Bob Iger?

No.

But like, you're getting closer.

The other guy who just got fired?

No.

Ted Serandos?

No.

You're moving further away.

Okay, back to Disney Bob Iger.

No, back before that.

Before Bob Iger.

I am the CEO of a company I did not create.

Um, but like not really a CEO.

If I told you his title, it would give it away.

Gary Vee?

No.

This game is hard.

It is.

Okay, I'll give you a clue.

Okay, thank you.

It's also hard to say.

There's a lock.

Okay.

I literally said his name yesterday randomly on the toast.

Oh my God.

That like really doesn't help me.

Okay, should I just tell you?

Cause like I'm sure the listeners want to kill me.

I'm sure the listeners are baffled.

I feel like people might, might have gotten it.

Am I telling you?

Let me one more clue.

Okay.

So his job is like kind of

like polarizing in the sense of like a lot of people fucking hate him and think he's like bad at his job, but it's just because they're like fanatics.

How is it not Elon?

It does sound like I'm describing Elon, but I'm not.

His job.

This can't be Greta Toon.

No, I should have chose Greta.

You should have.

Okay, I give up.

Okay.

You have one more clue?

Sure.

Okay.

Dave Pornoy is like biggest enemy.

Suitman?

No.

Dave Pornoy?

Roger Goodell.

Oh, my God.

I would have never gotten that.

Because you asked why, is he an athlete?

And I have to say no, but like, I wish you said, does he work in sports?

Claudia, I would have never gotten that in my life.

Is it a fun game?

Yeah, I just wasn't.

I was really thinking in the business sector.

It's a great dinner party game.

Feel free to take that with you to your next dinner party.

And Roger Goodell is a good one.

Yeah.

Superman.

Not us being like so barstool today.

So bar stool.

Barstulia.

Are you ready for our stories?

Barstulia.

Are you ready for our stories?

Okay.

First story, switching gears.

The Jonas Brothers get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

They wrap up their ceremony with an album announcement.

Their upcoming record, the album, arrives May 5th.

The Jonas Brothers appeared in LA earlier yesterday to receive a star on the Hollywood Hollywood Walk of Fame with crowds of fans gathered to celebrate the honor nearly two decades into their career.

The sibling trio wanted to send them off with a gift too, saying, I think we should make a quick announcement.

We are excited to announce that our new album, The Album, will be coming out May 5th.

So I just have to say, I loved.

Like all the content we got out of yesterday.

Like Priyanka was there with their baby and we had never seen the baby and then Danielle was there with the kids.

Sophie Turner was there.

Sophie Turner did not bring her child.

She too?

Yes.

She did not bring the kids.

So we still haven't seen those kids.

I feel feel like she's like we're never gonna see them um

but like was anyone else confused i felt i felt like hollywood walk of fame was like literally for like actors

oh not even actors but like

you know

people at the end of a storied career i feel like these days it's just like a pr no i feel like whenever i hear about somebody getting a hollywood walk of fame star i'm like they didn't have one already it's like really like a long-term thing and i feel like the jonas brothers are still like in their prime yeah at their peak excuse me and i feel like you don't get it at your peak.

No, or that you shouldn't.

Like just, that's something that you could do when you're less busy and it's like your legacy.

Right.

But I just kind of feel like it's like, you know, Madame Tussaud's.

Like it's like, I want one.

They want me.

Let's do it.

I feel like the Walk of Fame still has like a little bit of integrity.

Like Madame Toussaux has no integrity.

I agree.

No, I think Madame Toussaux is still cool.

No, Walk of Fame is still cool, but like it's not like, you know, the Hall of Fame.

No, but the thing is with Madame Tussau, like people's come in and out.

So like you can be really hot and like very famous and and then like years later fade into a relevancy.

And then they go to a warehouse.

You go to a warehouse, they bring it in.

They bring the country.

They bring in new people.

It's like a, it's like a rotating door.

But the walk of fame is like, there's only so much real estate.

There's a lot of sidewalks.

Like, yeah, you, but like, technically, we could go on forever.

Technically, you could, but like, it's, it lives forever.

Yeah.

So it's more permanent.

And that's why I feel like they wait till like.

Someone's really year after year after year after year have been like super, super famous.

And I don't know.

They're just so young.

Like they're in their 30s.

I don't know.

Yeah.

No, it was definitely surprising, but I feel like it was

it's like a PR thing at this point yeah and it was a gorgeous Morgan Stewart was there it was like a really celeb I also always find it interesting who the celebrities ask to come like that's how you know who like their actual friends in Hollywood are not just like media friends like Andy Cohen of course had John May or like I always find it really interesting like what other

the McGraws

their family I think that was a yeah I didn't see anyone else of note but I just I find that interesting like the celeb friendships and who they have like speak on their behalf.

Yeah.

Well, I think like Mariah Cowrey spoke in Andy Cohen's.

Like Andy's had like, of course, Andy's like such like a star fucker.

Andy's was like filled with celebrities.

Yeah, all three brethren spoke here, I think.

I didn't see Kevin speak, but Joe spoke and Nick spoke, but I'm sure Kevin said.

Yeah, he did.

I'm ready for a new Joebro album.

I feel like it's been a long time.

Me too.

So Kevin posted a video that was like teaser with a little bit of song and the song was good.

I feel like they released the album when they got back together and it was really good.

Then they did like a couple singles that like are not a part of the album.

because like whatever happened to the most underrated best song on the planet what a man gotta do

what a man gotta do

to be totally locked up by you that was good um

so is that like on an album or is that gonna be on this album you know what i mean yeah that's a good question let me go to i just love that song yeah that is a good song let me go to happiness begins which was the last album that they released is that was that the first album together as a reason yeah so there's only been 19.

yeah this is like sucker yeah okay yeah then what a man gotta do that's a good was that a single

was that a single i think it was who's in your head remember this but that was for the olympics no and a lot of what they do is like collab with marshmallow before you love me oh gotta leave before you love me all really good songs also

um green light from sorry songland drian tedder was there speaking of of course he was there to support he played a huge role in their comeback yes he did he was on their album happiness begins um does anyone else like i feel like another jonas brothers break i don't want to like put this out in the ether i definitely feel as though another jonas brothers breakup is like on the horizon i feel like there's such weirdness and tension especially between joe and nick joe spoke yesterday and he said something that ensured that there won't be like he said

I forget what it was exactly from what I watch of something like, you know, we've been doing this for 20 years and we'll be doing it for 20 more.

Okay.

I mean,

perhaps I'm just reading into it, but like whenever I see people sharing, you know, I went to the Jones Brothers at a Vegas residency.

I'm like always watching the dynamic between Nick and Joe.

And like, I don't know if I'm just seeing stuff or I'm looking for stuff, but I feel like there's like hatred there.

There's weirdness, but I think at this point, they figured out a way to work together where hopefully they can just be like coworkers when they're working and then like brothers when they're not and not trying to like.

be up each other's butts like we are.

Not everyone can be up each other's butts like us.

No, but it is my favorite place to be, right?

Of course.

And I can't imagine not being there.

Not being and being like one way when we're working and another way when we're with the family.

No, me neither.

That would be so fucking weird.

Right.

But like for, you know, millions of dollars, they'll figure it out.

For millions of dollars, I'll act however you want me to act.

Right.

Right.

Just.

But it's the difference between like literally being part of a band that can go on a world tour and make millions of dollars or, you know, trying out my thing solo again.

We'll make it work.

Yeah.

And then there was like that weird thing like after they got back together, like Nick released a a solo album that floppity flop flop flopped um and i think album spaceman

yeah and i feel yeah

i feel as though he's been cured of wanting to go out on a solo career because like that was like kind of embarrassing it was like such a flop

yeah spichemin i could use some space man something like that that's kelsey casey musgraves No, that's you can have you a space.

Calbo.

No, his is like, I could use some space.

Like something like that.

Man.

It wasn't like,

it wasn't.

And that's why it flopped.

Should have to talk to us.

100%.

Anyways, it's really cute.

Yeah, I was.

I'm excited for a new album, new era.

Like to see these boys in Spotlight doing their thing.

And I'm glad that they use their time off productively.

Like Many a Baby Were Born.

Yeah, they made an album, Baby, Baby, Baby.

Yeah.

It's great.

It's great.

Mazel Tov.

And I just love to see Janielle Jonas out here, girly from New Jersey, like, you know, doing the most.

Yeah.

And keeping up with everyone.

Like, she slays.

Oh, she slays.

And I just feel like her and Kevin, like, they enjoy their life.

That's like so exciting.

But also so normal.

So grounded.

Yeah.

No, I think it's.

They've got the best

of both worlds.

Honestly, I think if I could, like, in an ideal world, like have to trade lives with any of the Jonas brothers, like, I would probably want Kevin's.

100%.

He gets like, you know, be in the studio with Ryan Tedder, go to the Grammys, but he also lives like this hella normal life.

His kids are grown.

He had kids earlier, so his kids are grown now.

And I feel like they're just like really enjoying the comeback.

I don't know.

I feel like they have a nice life.

I agree.

Yeah.

Are you ready for our next story?

Julia Fox is dismissing critics of her modest New York City apartment, says it provides a sense of normalcy from her for her son.

So Julia Fox went viral on TikTok last week.

So viral.

She did an apartment tour of her New York City apartment where she lives with her son, Valentino.

And it was not what you would maybe think when you think of where does Julia Fox live.

Right.

And when you think of Julia Fox.

Fox lived,

literally.

Also, just when you think of Julia Fox, she's like this it girl fashion girl.

And I think a lot of people were shocked because, you know, when you see someone in fashion, you think like fashion is rich.

But

I feel like actually, if you like work in fashion and like you're not like born into like a rich family, there's actually not a lot of money in like being a socialite.

Yes, but I think there's two things.

It's like, I don't know how much money she makes or how much money she has, but she has consciously decided to live a certain way.

And that is modestly.

And she said in this follow-up video that she just posted, like, this is the apartment that she brought her son home to when she gave birth to him.

She gave birth to him a year before she started dating Kanye.

I do think like her fortunes have changed a little bit,

but she wants to keep a sense of normalcy for him.

So the apartment is technically a two bedroom,

but she took her bedroom and she put her bed in the living room so that her bedroom could be Valentino's playroom, which was so cute.

And then like she shows the apartment, which has a lot of stuff in it, like New York City apartments do.

And then she shows Valentino's room, which is like a child's dream playhouse.

I have to say, it actually really, like, it was, it was a chaotic tutorial and like her house was messy and you know what, whatever.

But the way like her whole house was like so chaotic and then her son's bedroom was like architectural digest, it actually made me really like her.

Like how she like really

doesn't care about like really anything except the welfare and happiness of her kid.

And I thought that was like really sweet.

Yes, I thought that was really sweet too.

Except then when I saw Valentino's room, I was like, Oh, he has everything that he needs in his room.

It's a little paradise.

Like, you could put your bedroom back in the bedroom.

You could put your bed back in the bedroom because, like, it's not like that playroom had that much going on.

And like, if I'm Valentino, I'd rather play in my room.

Yeah, plus, she said that Valentino doesn't even sleep in his room, he sleeps with her, so they're both sleeping in the living room, and there's two bedrooms.

Yeah, but I just feel like for her, it's not about what makes sense, you know?

Like, she's just like our chaotic, like all over the place girly.

Like, logic doesn't go here.

No, and so I really did appreciate like how much her life revolves around her son, and like whatever space she does have, she's going to maximize it for Valentino until she said that there's mice and that they're chilling.

And that like she, she like leaves food for them and like their pets.

She's not actively trying to exterminate the roaches and the rats.

So like Valentino will drop crumbs and like they know that overnight their mice friends will clean it up.

Yeah.

No, and I'm all about, you know.

protecting animals, but I do think she's taking it a little far.

And that's just for me personally, not cool.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But that's the thing about Julie Fox is like, and I think that's, I don't know if she's doing it intentionally, but it's definitely a part of her success.

It's like, she's kind of crazy.

I think that's just who she is.

Yeah.

Anyways, so she posted another video live from her birthday trip in the Bahamas

talking about the reaction.

She said

that

I know, I don't know, she noted at the time that she knew she was going to get roasted, but she said, despite anticipating some haters, she was surprised at the negative response she received and posted a video in response saying, quote, I really wasn't expecting my apartment tour to go so viral.

People are really freaking out over it.

It's really just not that deep.

This just happens to be the apartment that I took my son home from the hospital in.

So it's his home.

It really is Valentino's apartment.

It's like a sentimental thing.

That's kind of why I'm like, even though I could probably afford a bigger place, probably, because I am in New York after all, it's about having that sense of normalcy from Valentino.

She added that she hopes her son will grow up.

being in touch with reality because quote, I grew up in the real world, believe it or not.

So I just want my son to have the same.

She also said that she didn't want her son to be a quote fucking prick.

No, for sure.

And by the way, the apartment, when you look past the crap everywhere, it's like a really nice big two bedroom in New York City.

Like that's still an expensive apartment.

Just didn't look it because like it was just kind of like a tornado had ran through it.

Yeah, it was.

But still, and I'm sure it's in a great part of town.

Like it's still an expensive apartment.

And I'm sure I'm assuming she rents it.

Yeah, I don't think people had it took umbrage with like the size of the apartment.

It's a two-bedroom in New York.

It's a two-bedroom in New York.

I'm a little bit more.

She's like a big kitchen.

She lives in a neighborhood that she wants to be in, but it was just the stuff.

Yeah.

There was a lot of

stuff.

Ashes of Fred.

Oh, yeah.

There was a lot of shoeboxes in the kitchen.

Yeah.

Relatable.

Which, like, in New York City, you cannot keep shoeboxes.

Like, I know we all want to, like, for resale.

Like, it's, but you got to get rid of them.

So true.

And they go for the same amount whether you have the box or not.

So much.

She needs a little bit like.

She's like a home organizer to come over.

Yeah, yeah, she does.

Yeah.

Speaking of viral TikToks, she's Chili Fox, and she's not listening to us.

No, and you know what?

Respect.

Like, I kind of love people who don't fucking listen to anyone.

I love, I really like that she does not give a fuck.

No one's going to say something that's going to make her change her mind.

Oh, I should go clean my house.

Like, fuck off.

But speaking of viral TikToks, it's worth mentioning.

I know you're probably not keeping abreast on the Michaela situation.

No, I was going to ask you.

Michaela has still not said a word.

Okay, I have a new theory.

And also, it's kind of adjacent to our next story, which is about Jeffree Star,

who is back at it.

And fans are freaking out because he posted some photos with, quote, his new NFL boyfriend and everybody is trying to figure out who it is.

Yeah.

So he set off wild speculation as he posted a photo of him on a private jet with his, quote, NFL boyfriend.

And fans are desperately trying to identify the mystery player, even going so far as zooming in.

They posted a picture of him holding hands and they like found a little freckle on his hair.

Oh my God.

They're like, it's an identifier.

And they're trying to find football players with an identifier who are 6'6 because he's taller than jeffree no and jeffree said my six six nfl player oh in one of his tweets yeah but that's what's so funny about the michaela thing is like so you know jeffree also made a return last week he in response to michaela in response to michaela he made a video he's back reviewing makeup and he reviewed the telescopic mascara that set off you know set the world on fire and everyone was like living for it and it was all these people who are like i hate michaela she needs to be held accountable and it's like okay, so you're going to lose your mind.

And these are the same people who like a year ago was like, Jeffree Star is problematic.

So it's like, you're so, like, the internet is so unscrupled.

And everyone's like, we're against cancel culture.

And you said something last week that like resonated so deeply within my soul because, you know, we're now at the place where it's like.

Everyone agrees cancel culture.

It's like most, most people agree cancel culture is not the vibe.

And it's like, it's like embarrassing if you're out here like canceling people.

Like, like if you were to, you know, take and say and be like, I'm pro cancel culture.

Like you're a fucking loser.

Yeah.

So now now it's like yeah we all we're not on on board cancel culture anymore but the people who still like want to cancel people they now call it holding people accountable that's like the new word when i see that i'm like

radar um and so everyone's like we need to hold michaela accountable because she lied

michaela lied bush died

people died so it's those people who are like i'm just holding her accountable and those are the same people who two years ago were like i cannot believe that you would use like a jeffree star lip gloss like do you know what he's done so it's like they're so unscrupled like it's just it's just whenever it's popular are you gonna be like we're holding jeffree accountable so it's like we're now you you said you know jeffree star said and did horrible things you'll never support him but now michaela maybe we're a false slash and so you're gonna go back that's this whole saga has really shown how dumb people are and i'm living for it yeah so i like jeffree's video he you know

he acknowledged

he came for a little bit he acknowledged like she's a new queen of beauty and like people are coming for your reviews.

And he did say like one thing that I like struck a chord with me.

It's like, and the way that I feel is like, Michaela, if you want to wear a lash or like you want to do a little like false promo to sell more mascara, like that's fine.

And then maybe if you did lie about it, I want to get to the lie after, but like if she lied, like she has only hurt herself.

She has shocked her credibility because being a successful influencer, especially in the beauty space, is all about like people believing you.

Trusting you.

So if you lie, you are hurting yourself and your business.

My new theory is that she did not wear a false lash but that she ended her video with a filter on yeah to like make herself like look pretty and by the way tick tock filters like the popular ones smooth your skin and add a lash right like even uh instagram filters like they add a lash and so that like i did see the shadow that people are talking about and i think it was a filter so when she commented back i did not wear a lash she wasn't lying she wasn't lying but she enhanced her look with a filter and like i know people really don't like when people do beauty reviews Yeah, beauty TikTokers use filters.

With a filter.

And on a principle, I totally get it.

But like, there have been so many times.

And I guess if you're getting paid, it's a little different.

But like, so many times I'll be like, oh, I want to show this lipstick.

And like, I'm wearing a filter because like I'm human and I want to look my best.

Of course.

And like, you could still see what the lipstick looks like, no?

No, I know.

It's a little different when like you're selling a mascara and the filter literally has lashes.

It's like a little too on the nose.

But I feel like.

in maybe in her mind it's like okay i showed the mascara how it works and now here's my final look Philip.

She wasn't wearing lashes the whole time.

It was just in the final frame.

So maybe it was like finished look.

I'm a beauty queen.

I totally get what you're saying.

It's really hard for me to care.

You know what I mean?

I know, but once, like, and I feel like a lot of people feel this way.

It's like, when I'm not in this conversation, I'm like.

Michaela did or didn't.

Yeah.

Whatever.

The world goes on.

When I start talking about it, I'm like, well, how many lashes did she wear?

Like people literally zooming in and counting the clumps.

If she just wore one lash, then maybe when she said, I'm not wearing lashes, it wasn't a lie.

Because

it wasn't plural i like that so if she put on a strip it's just a one lash but my new theory is filter i'm done i'm feeling myself here's my final look you finalize everything with a filter and she just didn't think that it would go as viral as it did i mean the video is at like 50 million views she has still not responded I just wanted to update you.

Literally, I'm obsessed with the whole thing.

I'm so curious.

Like, I love this for her.

I love this for L'Oreal.

I don't know how it ends.

I hope, I hope also, I hope she's okay because she's gone through like a lot of

flash recently.

No, and she's been very vocal.

She has like a lot of mental health problems.

She's like had depression since she was 16.

I do feel like

the possibility of her like not being okay is like very real.

I don't think she's someone who handles this stuff well

and

It's a little scary to think about like you I saw a video of her crying because she was going to try on wedding dresses.

Yeah, no, it was like a very um like like everyday normal thing that like sent her on.

Joy edge thing.

Yeah, that like she was hysterically crying and she has body image issues and she was explaining why

if you're so fragile

You know on a day such as that like to hear the ire of the entire internet like millions of people calling you a liar never gonna

I'm just saying you guys like seriously stop because it's

like one of these people is not going to be able to handle it.

No, by the way, I completely agree.

Like the way the internet just ascends and like people feel so valid.

They're like, we're allowed to criticize her.

Like we gave her this platform.

She's buying her wedding dress with money we gave her.

Like people feel so entitled and like feel such ownership of you that I do feel like we are not far away from like the internet taking it too far one of these times.

Yes.

People are not okay.

No.

And like not everyone, especially like when someone is an influencer, they typically turn to the internet because like they might have social anxiety.

They might be shy, like especially in the early days of the internet, like people who were went online were because like real world wasn't like

they were having a hard time connecting with people.

And so they, they found like-minded people on the internet.

And like, it still doesn't change who you are as like maybe an introverted person who's like not going to be able to handle this stuff well.

No, but also what's so interesting, especially with people who get famous on TikTok, is it happens so fast.

And I think with other influencers, like they go at it for years and years and they have time to like build this exterior.

Whereas like with Michael, you experience things on a small scale, which right next time you you have like

and then they get bigger and bigger, but you're getting stronger and stronger.

But with TikTok, like this overnight success, like I think Remy Bader is a great example.

Michaela, like overnight, like getting a million followers and having no time to prepare.

It's not anything like a normal human being can handle.

No.

Even like

someone who's been in the game for so long.

Still struggles.

There are so many like...

Things that say like people human beings like if you think back like this was in the social dilemma if you think back like hundreds of years like the way that the the internet happened has been in such a short time frame and like the human brain was never meant to process more than like a handful of people's opinions about you

so this is very unnatural yeah so i just think like everyone needs to calm down like that's that's always my message yeah so it wasn't the lash and also jeffree star is a new boyfriend no one has figured it out there are no leads like i don't think the internet always figures something out jeffree's like actually giving us nothing like this could be like an actual actor yeah it could be maybe like the pilot on the plane wants to speak out

or the flight attendant.

No, we know nothing.

We know nothing, but I'm happy Jeffree's back because

I love a little Jeffrey in my life.

I do too.

Like, there was a time when I was so obsessed with him.

I'm so obsessed.

I'm not anymore, but I do feel like because he doesn't give anything to like, yeah, but even towards the end, like when he was like doing more Shane Dawson stuff, I was like, I was over it.

Like, the way that we, I can't believe I own that fucking palette.

Like, which one?

Conspiracy?

Yeah, of course.

Like, I bought makeup from Shane Dawson.

No, make it make sense.

Literally, why?

Literally, why?

Make it make sense.

No, the way that phenomenon had this culture and it fucking choked up.

People would say to me, like, Jack, you're so mentally strong that you can never, like, join a cult.

Or, like, be like, I bought makeup from Shane Dawson.

Right.

No,

literally.

Literally.

It's like embarrassing.

Well, you know what's even more embarrassing?

I tried and I didn't even get it.

And then I got a PR package with it in.

Like, I tried and failed.

Yeah, I guess, no, but like.

I actually still have a couple Jeffree Star palettes.

Like, the Orgy one is very good um i think he's like a good voice in the media community we it was jeffree who like who made us care we don't care about shane dawson anymore like jeffree put his jeffree star sam no and like we knew like it was like the theme of the palette was shane which like why um

the theme of the palette was shane but like the company and the aesthetic and everything was all jeffree that's why we bought it like we watched this document series of like shane getting into makeup which like he had never once worn makeup, never once cared about makeup.

Like why?

Why?

No, I don't know.

Like it was actually, it was the power of influencers.

And it's quite funny.

Like I remember when it came out, we were like in LA that week and like the way we had to download the episode for the plane.

Oh, is that what happened?

Like the last episode?

The last episode.

I remember like I binge watched them on the flight there and then on the way home like the last one was coming out like and we just would not have been okay if we couldn't watch that's so annoying.

Shane Rawson making makeup.

It's really about jeffrey though and like jeffrey so that has to be like a year where we were obsessed with jeffrey but like that's

that's how the internet looks so weird it's just a fun fact about us you know like we about like a lot of us yeah no we were all obsessed by the way it wasn't just me and jackie no no we not at all we were honestly a little late to the bandwagon yeah we were and then when we wifi was down and like we were all freaking remember when The palette came out and then there was a video that showed a color that didn't make the cut, that green.

And then they were going to release another palette with just adding the green.

Yeah.

And we would have bought that for the green.

A color I've never worn

in my whole life.

The way you're describing it is like something I would have done when I was actually 11.

And when I tell you this was two years ago.

No, like

the way I'm describing it, it's like as if Kim and Kylie were.

I wasn't, I never was a Jeffree Star fan before the series, but like he's a captivating figure.

But like,

why am I buying a Shane Dawson theme palette?

No, I have no idea.

Okay, moving on.

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Our next story, Little Casting News, Bridgerton.

Phoebe Denver says she's not in Bridgerton season three.

She said, quote, I did my two seasons.

Well, that's making it sound a little nastier than it is.

Yeah.

But she recently told Variety about her Bridgerton future.

She said, well, I did my two seasons.

I've done what I wanted to do with the character.

And she had a great arc.

If they ask me back in the future, who knows?

She was even more forthcoming to Screen Ranch, saying that she's sadly not in season three, potentially in the future.

But season three, I'm just excited to watch as a viewer.

Honestly, like after season one, the idea of her not being in season two was like not even conceivable to me.

And now like I really get how the show works.

Like you get so invested in the next couple.

Like we don't need Kate from last season and her husband, Phoebe's brother.

We honestly don't need anyone.

Like they really, like you get involved and then you move on.

Like you know they live happily ever after.

Yeah, well, we do need the Viscount because it's about the brother.

It's about the brother.

Yeah.

But I would just like.

One, since the Duke wasn't ever there, there's not like more they can really build on with him and Phoebe.

But if I were Phoebe, like I would always want to come back to the show and like be on the next season, just like, hey, guys, I'm here, still here.

It's so popular.

It's so popular.

And like, she's doing other movies and shows but it's like i would just always want to like have my foot in it's probably not that easy and maybe they were like okay your time here is done like maybe it was a mutual decision not her just leaving but if it were me like i'd want to you know get in there and be like yeah give five minutes brother let me help you of course brother you've got to get married yeah of course it's literally the number one show in the world yeah so like that's just me but i feel like you know with these actors they're like oh no constantly biting the hand that feeds them they're like yeah my character she arc just

They always love that.

I'm really excited for the season, focusing on Penelope.

I feel like this has to be like a culmination of sorts because she is.

I know.

I'm kind of like not excited because I think she's a wench.

I know.

She was being really fucking wenchy at the end of season two.

And I know everyone like ships her and Colin, but I think she's kind of toxic.

Oh, you want my water that you want to make fun of?

I'm not like choking over here.

I didn't make fun of you.

I just asked you to move it off the table.

Last sip.

Yeah, we're like backwash.

I feel like you don't backwash.

You're so clean.

Yeah, no, because I don't put my whole mouth on it like that.

that.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Just like that.

Yep.

Oh, God, it's made it worse.

Um,

so I'm kind of like not rooting for Penelope.

I think Colin deserves someone, Tabula Rasa, not someone who messed with him all these years.

Do you think that they don't end up together?

Like, is that a possibility?

I'm not rooting for it.

Oh, wow.

Just because, like, she's only, she's so selfish.

She was being like a, like a whiny bitch.

And, like, she did all that stuff with Marina like a few seasons ago.

And I know like you love him, but like

you're playing with people's lives.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, she's like constantly wielding her power like for evil.

Yeah, except like Marina did end up in a good situation.

And

what would have happened?

Yeah.

But still, like it's not, you can't play God.

You can't.

Yeah, she's kind of a wench, but like I do love her.

She's just like,

she's just like sad.

Yeah, maybe she needs some humbling.

Yeah.

And I'm sure, I'm sure she'll get it.

Yeah, because also her friends.

Her friend like knows.

Her friend knows.

And didn't they lose their money?

Yes, but she like has this thriving business right right she's like literally like a local business owner yeah which you do love to see like girl boss girl boss shop local like she definitely is on square position

definitely girl bossing a little too close to the sun that's the thing yeah um so i'm excited for season three uh like this makes no difference to the storyline but it's crazy because it's like she is bridgerton yeah

but like she like wasn't even bridgerton last season like i don't think of her anymore phoebe as like the face of Bridgerton.

When I found out she wasn't going to be in season two, I was like, am I even going to watch?

But now I understand.

like we focus on a different couple every season.

I don't care that she's not going to be in it.

Yeah.

Especially, you're right, since her boyfriend isn't.

Yeah.

No, and he had such a bright future.

Like he left the show.

What the fuck is he doing now?

He should be in season three.

Right.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

Final story.

Yep.

Wedding bells for Abigail Breslin.

She married?

She married Ira

Kunyanski nearly one year after their engagement.

It's pretty low-key.

She captioned

Ira.

Close-up photo of her diamond ring saying, Y'all, your girl got married, y'all.

And then two y'alls?

No, no, no.

It was y'all girl got married, y'all.

Confusing.

And then the next day, she posted like more photos from the wedding and shared more, but it was like a real wedding.

She didn't just like wake up one day and say, I think I'll get married today.

No, it's like a full thing.

She had a garden dress and they're doing what looks to be the horror.

Was he Jewish?

Or is she Jewish?

What was his last name?

Kunianski.

He could be.

Like for me, I know we've seen so many different stages of Abigail Breslin's life.

She will always be Little Miss Sunshine to me.

And like the fact that Little Miss Sunshine is married is a beautiful thing.

To me, she'll always be his Chanel number five.

I know that.

Which is so crazy because it was like a blip on the radar.

But I'm like, oh, okay.

So were the other Chanels there?

And were they nicer finally?

Did she have them as bridesmaids?

I am curious, who are her celebrity friends?

Well, maybe that article would have mentioned like, you know, Emma Roberts.

Yeah, but there's also not that much content out yet.

So like maybe if Emma was was there, like, she just hasn't shared from the wedding, like Billy Lord.

I feel like her and Billy Lord were friends.

Yeah, maybe Lee and Michelle, right?

So, I don't know, but I feel like she's has like a star-studded

group of friends.

I also feel like she's like majorly pulled back from the industry, so like maybe she doesn't.

Yeah, yes and no.

I need to watch Little Miss Sunshine again, it's been far too long.

Yeah, are you okay?

Your mic is falling apart.

Engagement, engagement.

Um,

okay, well, happy for her.

Happy for us getting through another amazing show.

Yeah, changing lives.

Yeah.

So now that your life has changed, I hope that you can go on with your job.

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