The Kelce Brethren: Monday, January 30th, 2023

Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the toast.

Happy Monday.

Hope everyone's having a fabulous, gorgeous, stunning, beautiful, stunning, smart, wickedly talented beginning of their week.

Speaking of wickedly talented,

it's a girl that I know that I love.

It's Jackie O.

Hey, Jacks.

How you doing?

I'm darn good.

Would you say that I'm wickedly talented?

I thought that's where you were going.

Did I not say that?

I don't know.

I thought you were about to.

Like, speaking of wickedly talented, it's a girl that I know.

So I don't know if.

So I guess I didn't actually say it, but I did mean to call you wickedly talented.

Thank you so much.

That's what I was bracing for.

And I was so flattered because I think what we do here is truly a talent.

And

I find you to be so talented in the craft.

So it's like, it means a lot coming from you.

That's so sweet.

Like you calling me talented, me calling you talented.

Like we're in such a good mood today.

It's fabulous.

Fabulous.

I feel so positive positive considering

the events of yesterday.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So let's talk about it.

Let's talk about it.

I think we should start.

Let's start at the beginning of the weekend because we haven't been together on air since Thursday.

Right.

Friday was our Jay Shetty episode.

The reviews are in.

I mean, people are obsessed.

I think a lot of people who love Jay, like obviously he's a huge podcast.

He's like 12 million followers.

They were so excited.

And then a lot of people that were doubtful, they're like, who's this Jay Shetty?

I thought it was going to be Taylor Swift.

So were you saying they're doubters, non-believers?

That's exactly what I was saying.

Thank you for putting it to a tune like that.

And so many hearts and minds were changed.

I knew people were going to be obsessed with the episode.

Like, you know, when you're doing something and you know it's good.

Mm-hmm.

Sometimes you're doing something and you know it's shit.

But I knew what I was doing was good.

And I'm so, people were loving it.

I know so many people pre-ordered his book.

So I think Jay had a fabulous time.

Jay sent me a voice memo.

He was like, I'm reading through the comments on like YouTube and like your fans are so nice and like they're all ordering the book and I just really appreciate you having me on and You know, I'm he was just he was blown away by the power of the toast and I was so proud to be like head toaster, you know That's such a prideful moment.

It was and so I'm so glad everyone loved it.

It was kind of different.

We don't usually do like sit-down interviews, but I thought it was like we took a chance and I'm glad we did.

Yeah, I'm glad we did too.

And you did an amazing job and I'm glad everyone liked it and got so much out of it.

Got so much out of it.

And, you know, this is kind of like a busy couple of weeks because we don't usually do guests, but we have another guest interview that I recorded.

That's what happens when turd goes to LA.

It's so true.

The turd hits the coast.

Los Angeles turd.

On Thursday, we have another interview.

If you're on Patreon, you already know about it.

It's going to be a really good one.

It's not the whole episode like last time.

It's much shorter.

We'll have a regular episode and then just the interview at the end.

But I think you guys are going to love that one too.

So it's good stuff.

Fantastic, fantastic stuff.

Fantastic, fantastic stuff.

Yeah, so other than that, it was a pretty quiet weekend over here.

I've been reading the book for the Redheads, Magnificent Lives of Marjorie Post.

Amazing book.

Episode drops Thursday.

We record tomorrow.

It's not too late to join.

Everyone's loving this book.

Amazing, fascinating woman that you've never heard of, but like you absolutely need to.

Like she's an heiress, like one at one point, probably like the richest woman in America.

And then like to see what she did about that is pretty fascinating.

Hmm.

I was actually so I went to the Eagles game yesterday and I was at like a family tailgate with a bunch of the wags.

I spoke to them.

They like being called wags so they didn't mind.

And I was talking to one of the wags' moms and she was like, I love, she was asking me about podcasting.

She's like, I like to read.

I listen to some reading podcasts.

And I was like, you should check out TRBC.

And I was explaining, it's like redheads, but spelled read because my sister has red hair.

And she was like, that is just darling.

Like, she loved it.

And you told her, like, what we do?

Yep.

I was like, different different girls different perspective different books a common love of reading a book a month a book a month but um that was just the beginning to my day so yesterday obviously if you're following football not an ideal outcome for a couple of niner girls but um

so i went to the game major shout out to Annie, whose family owns Top Crop, which is like one of the largest and oldest family-owned farms in, I think, all of Pennsylvania.

And they have had this, you know, suite at Lincoln Field for like years and years.

Their grandparents, like it was like, just listening, it was like, it was actually amazing.

And they were so cool and so nice.

And like, they were so generous to host us.

And so nice.

And then today's episode is brought to you by Top Crop.

It's not, but you should check them out for all your produce needs.

It was amazing.

They were like so nice.

And they were just like these like, they were just like, so like Jersey Italian family.

Like it was really, it was really awesome.

And so we had great seats and I was feeling good, you know.

But before the game even started, I just want to say, like,

it is not even remotely possible for any team to do a game in Philly, especially when the stakes are super high and win.

Like the energy, like I've been to a few football games in my life and they're always like, you know, the fans are great and they have all these songs.

Philly was on another level.

They have like all these chants and hand motions and fireworks.

Like it was on crack.

It was just insane.

And I like the second I sat down, I was like, it's going to be so hard, like energy-wise, for a team to win this game.

Like the fan, the fandom is the way that it is for a reason.

Like it's crazy.

So the home court advantage was real.

Yeah, and I think like home court advantage is definitely a thing, but I think in Philly, it's on another level.

Like the fans, like they were so engaged.

Like whenever it was their offense, silence.

Whenever it was their defense, crazy.

Like, and it didn't wean throughout the night.

Like people didn't lose energy.

It was, it was almost unfair.

Like that's how much of an impact i think the energy was having on the field interesting well a few things happened i i don't know that it was the energy because i was watching the game and by the way i was not watching when brock got injured so you can't blame that on me but first i started watching the game when it started and philly scored a touchdown and i was like okay i'm gonna just go into the other room because i'm you know bad luck and then i came back out and it was seven seven and i was

amazing stuff christian oh was christian did you see christian's by the way christian was like i'm so fucking done with this.

Like, everyone is being dumb.

And he was just like, I decided I'm taking the ball and running with it.

There was like 15 people around him and nobody could touch him.

Like, he's just, I just decided I'm scoring a touchdown right now.

And he just did it.

It was actually really impressive.

So at some point while it was 7-7, before I came back, Brock got injured.

So then I started watching with Brock was already injured and the 49ers started stinking up the joint.

Yeah.

Not only were the 49ers stinky, the Eagles were really, really tight.

Yeah.

Like I didn't realize they were a good team.

No, they're very good.

They're very good.

They have what it takes.

And I just want to say one thing about the final score, which was like 7 to 31.

And it's not, I mean, it's unfortunate that their quarterback who's already like the second string

got out.

They go on to third string.

Like they, they stand no chance.

But

the defense led in 31 points.

That has nothing to do with Brock being on the field or not.

Like I understand why the score never went above seven for the 49ers, but like

no, it wasn't a total excuse for the defense.

It was a cross,

it was a nationwide failure.

Like everyone was stinking it up.

Like now you can't just, I completely agree.

So I hope that brings everyone solace because honestly, if it was just the fact that Brock was out, like that would be so frustrating.

Like, you know, we were so close and then the elbow went, but I think everybody contributed to the loss.

No.

I think we all stunk it up.

And then after the third string quarterback,

they went to fourth string.

And then they just started tossing the ball around like they were the Little Giants.

Fourth string.

No.

Brody.

Brady, what's his name?

Brock.

They ran.

I know.

He came in and didn't throw and he just kept tossing it.

They ran the annexation of Puerto Rico.

They did.

Excuse me?

You don't know that movie, Little Giants?

Little Rascals?

No.

The football movie about the kids.

And they run the annexation of Puerto Rico where they just keep tossing it and they make it down the field.

No, by the way, I have no idea what that movie is.

Real ones will know.

Real, no, that was a good joke.

Like, I feel like if you get it, like, you get it.

If you get it, like,

I'm the funniest girl in the world.

Yeah, well, he couldn't throw, so he was just doing little tosses.

Right, right.

But I really wanted them to put in, like, their fourth string quarterback, which you said was going to be Kyle Juschek.

But, like, on ESPN, they told us it was going to be Christian McCaffrey.

And I feel like either one of them would have been really good.

Like, these guys like like play football.

They don't,

they play football for fun.

Like they can throw the ball.

No, I agree.

And like they want it so bad.

Like, you know, Christian wants to win.

Like they have like a lot riding on it.

Like I agree.

They should have tried something.

Christian and Kyle are so like enmeshed in the game plans.

Like I think more so than the third stream quarterback who probably nobody ever thought was gonna

play.

He's been in the league for 15 years, like as a scrub.

The boys were telling me.

And you know what?

Like he could have really made a moment you know like brock brock was relatively unknown until jimmy garoppolo got injured and you know what brock made the most of that moment josh johnson could have been a hero and instead he's just stinking it up yeah i would have liked to see like christian or or kyle play quarterback because i feel like they wanted to have fun playing and just like playing with their teammates throwing the ball you know get back to the business no and it was something different like what they were doing wasn't working so try something different yeah

it was painful And you know, like I didn't want to be like outwardly cheering for the 49ers.

One, because I didn't want to disrespect the family who invited me and they were huge Eagles fans.

Like there were tears.

Like it was, I was with Taylor Donahue and her sisters.

They were literally not okay.

Like this was such a big deal.

So I didn't want to be like annoying.

And then I just started getting depressed.

I was just like, this sucks.

I'm depressed.

And

yeah.

But to bring it to a positive note, I

then the second game was the Bengals versus the Chiefs.

And I was like, if the Bengals win and it's Bengals versus Eagles, like I'm literally not watching.

I have no

skin in this race.

Oh, that's so funny.

I feel the other way.

Like, why can't you still be like, we have Patrick Mahomes and we have Travis Kelsey?

And now, let me tell you

why we're interested in Super Bowl,

L VI, III, whatever.

It's brother v.

Brother.

Jason Kelsey on the Eagles versus Travis Kelsey on the Chiefs.

Who are the parents rooting for?

Jackie, it's brother brother versus brother, but more importantly, it's podcaster versus podcaster.

They have a podcast together.

Who?

The brothers.

The brethren?

The brethren have a podcast together.

And actually, a few weeks ago, they did an episode about catching Kelsey.

And Travis was really honest.

He said, honestly, I had no money.

I like ran through every dollar I made in my rookie career.

I was just excited to be making money.

And they offered it to me.

And I needed the money.

Oh, my God.

One, I'm going to go listen to that episode.

Two, I cannot believe that the Kelsey Brethren are podcasters.

What's their podcast called?

Catching Kelseys?

It should be.

No, it's called like, you know, off the field, sideline.

I don't know.

Some shit like that.

It's totally called off the field.

You know what I mean?

Like

run the ball.

Oh, New Heights with Jason and Travis Kelsey.

Did I lie?

Oh, my God.

Are they going to do an episode like leading up to the Super Bowl?

It would be good for ratings.

It would be good for ratings.

It would be.

I'm listening to the show now.

Oh my god, I didn't realize.

Oh, I think that's a cool angle for the Super Bowl, and now I'm invested once more.

It's a cool angle for the Super Bowl.

Theo just got back from his walk, so if you hear a yelp, it's Theo.

Yeah, we did.

We did.

Hey, hey, no, do not eat my fiber one bar, bitch.

That's mommy's breakfast.

Come here.

Um, so now, like, who would you think you're rooting for in the Super Bowl?

I'm still rooting for Kansas City because I think I am too.

I just have like no.

Actually, I mean, a little part of me is now Eagles fill, like uh

an Eagles fam because the wags that I met over FaceTime yesterday were so lovely.

Yeah, so we got to pregame with a bunch of wags and they were like, Can we please see pictures of Harry?

And I was like, Of course you can.

And then they were like, What's Jackie doing?

Like, why isn't Jackie here?

What is Jackie like?

And I was like, Let's just FaceTime her.

And they got to see this house frow in her bed looking a mess, but they were really sweet.

They were.

And you know what?

They like want our support so badly.

I will say though, you know, I was really nervous about going to Philly as an Eagles fan.

I mean, as a nine or six.

Guardian slip.

I was completely fine, like drama for what, but I was wearing an Eagles hat.

So like I was trying to blend in and I was with like six people like decked out in Eagles gear.

I was fine, but I do, I did feel as though, you know, if I were dressed differently, I would not have been fine, you know?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So you protected yourself, but you weren't being overly dramatic i'm protecting myself i'm doing what's best for me and my family yeah

yeah but you were unscrupled in that regard 100 100 and of course i felt like if i wasn't there the niners wouldn't have lost you know of course i felt like if i wasn't invested in watching because of course i didn't watch the second game but like you know this small piece of me wanted the chiefs to win and they won handily except i think it came down to a kick because then zach came in this

at least it was a good game it was 20 to 23 like that's what we should be getting not 30 to 7.

A blowout.

Oh, and the worst part, the real worst part was like after in like the third and fourth quarter, when it was very clear there was no coming back, they had no game plan.

They were losing.

All the Niners were being babies.

Like, they were starting fights.

They were getting penalties.

One of them got thrown out.

Like, that fight like that.

They shoved a guy as he was stepping out of bounds.

It's like he's on his way there anyway.

That was not okay.

Like, that's what losers do.

And you know what?

Like, that was disappointing when that fight broke out and one of the Niners players like literally picked up this little,

this little eagle and threw him to the ground.

Like, that's not cool.

To do that when you're losing, that is just being a big sword loser and it makes you look like a loser.

I'm sorry.

It's not cool.

Yeah.

Well, you know what?

They hadn't lost in a while, so they forgot what it felt like.

100%.

They were winning, winning, winning.

Yep.

100%.

So.

I'm glad I went.

I'm glad I went.

You are?

Yeah, I had a good time.

Like, I really, the tailgate was like so fun.

And then once the game started, like, my team was losing.

And I was like, this sucks.

But

I met such nice people yesterday.

I had a good time it was a long day you know I left my house at 10 30 and I got back at 10 30 I'm not used to being out of bed that long on a Sunday

but I got I also got 10,000 steps like it was a good day interesting so who are you rooting for in the Super Bowl

it's so hard again when you truly don't care about either teams find somebody to care about Well, I care because like I'm I was like annoyed at Philly yesterday.

So like I don't want them to be that's usually what happens.

It's like the team that beat your team you can't root for.

I'm holding a grudge.

Chiefs, it is.

And you know what?

I'm going to support my fellow TikToker, Jackson.

Yes.

Austin.

No, Jackson.

Who's Austin?

Austin.

Austin is that singer.

He's a little guy.

That little singer.

Oh, my God.

Jackson is the brother of Patrick.

You're not okay.

I'm not okay.

I really thought Jackson was the quarterback for a second.

Like, Austin's the brother.

Patrick.

I always think that.

You always think Patrick.

Patrick Mahomes.

And I've been to Kansas City two, three times.

It's a fabulous town.

Like it's so underrated.

I really liked it both times I went.

The only thing is, like, I feel like there are actually a lot of Eagles celebrity fans who are like diehard.

You know, Bradley, Bradley Cooper, who's everybody,

Miles Teller

loves the Eagles.

And

who are the celebrity Kansas City fans?

Girl, there are none.

There's got to be like some.

Because then when I was was on my Instagram last night, like, then I saw in my stories, like, oh, all these people that I follow are Eagles fans.

It makes sense.

They're like from Philly or whatever.

Like,

I don't know if I know any Kansas City fans, which is why I have to be the Kansas City fan I wish to see in the world.

But I bet there are.

I bet there are.

Yeah.

But I'm going with Kansas City.

Me too.

I feel like the Eagles are going to win, though.

They were looking really good.

I know, but it's like so easy to look good against a team that's stinking it up.

They were looking good before Brock got hurt.

i don't know and then they were it was just like they were sharp there was some crazy things happening no it was it was very it was good execution it really was it was so i think they have what it takes

i think they have what it takes too but you know you never count out the countess patrick mahomes is like the goat for a reason yeah they're everyone's the goat right tom brady's the goat aaron rodgers is the goat No, Tom Brady was the goat.

Aaron Rodgers is like not the goat.

Everyone, they call the goat.

I just want to say that.

For sure.

Patrick Mahomes like signed like the biggest contract in NFL history.

Like there's so does Russell Wilson, the goat.

Yeah, and he was the goat too.

He doesn't play anymore.

There can be a million goats.

Yes, there can.

Yes, there can.

In different fields.

Like I met, you know, I heard, actually, I met Lane Johnson's girlfriend and I found out via his girlfriend that Lane Johnson is a toaster.

And is Lane Johnson the best player in the league?

No.

Is he the best at his position?

He's the goat offensive tackle, I want to say.

Yeah.

You could be the goat at different positions, okay?

Because Christian McCaffrey's a goat.

Right, Totally.

Kyle's a goat.

Kyle's a goat.

George Kennedy.

So I was in this suite and I had like these amazing fancy binoculars.

And my God, it was so clear.

I literally could see more clear than the TV.

I was literally not being a freak, but like, I just wanted to see what was going on on the 49ers bench.

Like, was there, you know, depression, sadness?

And I was, well, I didn't even watch the game.

I literally sat with the binoculars on looking at like

Kyle and George, and like Brock like sitting on this bench with their big coats, like being depressed.

I'm like, you guys, not the coats.

It's never too late, first of all, and their energy.

Like, come on, turn around.

They should have sent you in their locker room for halftime.

I would have fucked shit up.

I would have fucked shit up.

Whatever speech was given at halftime of the last game, remember things weren't going well.

Where was that speech maker and where was that speech yesterday?

Because sometimes somebody just needs to be told like they're acting like a loser.

No, no, but you don't want to like sink them deeper into their hole.

You You have to like, you have to pump them up.

No, but it's like, really?

You want to be a loser?

Okay.

That's not inspiring.

I'm not inspired.

Really?

I think shame is a very inspirational tool.

I think it can be motivating, but you want to, you, it has to walk the, the right line.

The sad thing is that now I'm not going to the Super Bowl unless, you know, somebody wants to take me, but I was going to go like, you know, for the Niners and like be a good fan.

So now I actually really don't care.

Like my boyfriend Joe Burrow is out.

My boyfriend Kyle Yuszchik is out.

Like I don't really care.

Yeah.

Who's the quarterback?

You guys have to find new boyfriends.

Patrick Mahomes.

Are you okay?

No.

No, I'm not okay.

I knew that.

Like, I literally knew it.

I just, like, was thinking stupid.

It's Hurts versus Mahomes.

My Hurts.

Hurts.

He was good.

So cute.

They said, Hurts so good.

That's what the fan sign said.

No, everyone loved him.

It was great.

They greased the polls.

Whatever.

Can we move on?

Like,

I'm ready in next season, you know?

Sure.

Well, the Super Bowl is in two weeks, and

that's what we got.

We got Eagles versus Chiefs.

I think it's like such a meh matchup.

Anyone else?

I agree.

It's so is last year.

I wanted more glamour.

So was last year's.

What was that?

Rams?

Laur versus the Bengals.

What's La?

L.A.

Rams.

Oh, no, that's fabulous to me because there was like Matthew Stafford.

Like, there was like glamorous elements.

Like, I don't know.

Patrick Mahomes is like, you know, holding his family together by a thread, hoping they don't embarrass embarrass him again.

And the other team, I don't know, I'm just like not into the Eagles.

They don't have like any stars.

I looked inside the belly of the beast and I was like,

I just think

the Rams are a flash in the pan.

I mean, I completely agree.

The Rams are so irrelevant.

They didn't even make the playoffs.

No, like,

they're just like...

What's the word?

They're not like a franchise.

That's like a real franchise.

They're like unscrupulous.

I said it.

I'm going to piss so many people off.

No, you know me.

It's like bound to stay on the the right.

City to city.

Yeah, they're like untethered.

Yeah.

And that's like, I can respect the Eagles because they have pride in their city.

They have roots.

And their city has pride in them.

They have roots.

Yeah.

They have roots.

There are a few teams that like untethered, rootless.

The Chargers are not charging on my iPad and the Raiders.

No, you're so right.

They're so untethered.

Can't relate.

Couldn't be me.

No, like I was literally in a suite with like a family who's owned this suite for 50 years.

Like that's roots.

That's being tethered.

That's scruples.

Yeah.

The L.A.

Rams Stadium has been built for five days.

It's like, oh, there's a new stadium being built in Las Vegas where the chairs shake when there's a tackle.

Let's go there.

Yeah, no, I'd rather go to where there's history.

Herstery.

Herstery.

So that's the football stuff you needed to know.

If you skipped through that, you can tune back in.

If you you skip through that, you're lost.

You're missing out, girly.

You know, I watched Top Gun this weekend, too.

Oh.

And it was really, it was so good.

Like, and I understand, like, we don't get movies that are real movies anymore.

And so I really enjoyed it.

And of course, it was so hyped up.

But I thought that the way, I didn't even watch the first one, but like I could, like, the storyline was so full circle.

I felt like Tom Cruise was like.

Doing the most.

You know, it was like this, like, old leathery man being the star.

I understand.

And the love story between him and Jennifer Connelly, like it took everything in me not to fast forward.

Vomit.

I didn't like that one of my favorite people on earth, Glenn Powell, was a villainous character.

But then

he saved the day because it's like, that's not the John Glenn I know.

No, John Glenn never.

No, I agree.

I left the theater with like a smile on my face as it pertained to Glenn Powell.

Yeah, the dancing on the beach scene, what I just did was longer than what we saw.

Yeah, no it was hella exaggerated on social media like what that was unfair like not you giving a movie review for a movie that came out a year ago like no but you know what i waited

it's worth the wait it was it's a great film i actually got started on our oscar list because i saw the menu on friday night with um anya taylor joy it was fine it was good it was fine it was cute it was fresh like is it gonna win anything no does it deserve to no was anya even like good no Did the ending like make no mother pussy fucking sense?

Yeah, it made no sense.

It's fine, though.

It was like a good way to spend the night, you know?

Do you see this Oscars drama?

It's not a story, but someone who was nominated for best actress, when I read her name, like we, I mean, so many of the actors and actresses, like, we've never heard of, so it wasn't that alarming.

But like, I never heard of the person or the movie.

And now people are saying, like, the movie only grows $27,000.

And they're saying there's like corruption that this was nominated, like, you know, back channeling because this person does not deserve to be nominated and the other argument is like it doesn't need to be a blockbuster to be nominated i'm sorry it needs to earn there needs to be a threshold of money that needs to earn otherwise i could film why can't this be nominated it should be we have 20 we could do 27 000 views yeah we could

and by the way 27 000 earned like divided by the price of a movie ticket yeah that's weird very few tickets sold i need to look into that i don't know how i feel because like just because the movie didn't make as much money doesn't mean the performance isn't technically the best of the five, you know?

But like, how did you guys even find that?

That's the question.

Like, where, what gutter did you pick this movie out of?

And the only like back channeling, I didn't investigate into this, but people are saying like the actress and her team, like they really emailed hard and like called.

And like, that's not a crime.

Advocating.

Advocating for yourself is not a crime.

And by the way, everybody does that.

But is it a little more nefarious?

No, you're, there's something there.

I want to look into this.

Yeah.

I'm going to launch an investigation.

Thought that was interesting.

It is.

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Our first story, big news that came out on

Friday, I think.

Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni will star in It Ends With Us.

Justin Baldoni is also directing and Sony Wayfarer Studios adaption.

I don't know what that means.

Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni are attached to star in the film adaptation of Colleen Hoover's best settling novel, Ends With Us, which is in development with Wayfarer Studios and Sony Pictures.

Baldoni is also set to direct, with Christy Hall adapting the script.

Alex Sachs will produce for the Sacks Picture Company along with Jamie Heath, who will produce on behalf of Wayfarer Studios.

Lively and Hoover are also executive producing along with a bunch of other people, a lot of cooks in the kitchen on this movie.

So it is pretty certain that Blake Lively will be playing Lily, who is our main character, and Justin Baldoni will be playing Atlas.

Yeah.

Not him like directing and giving himself the best part.

Though there's not been

100% confirmation, but Blake Lively did post a Instagram story with darker hair that's like brownish,

reddish auburn with the song playing Lily, my one and only, which is a good thing.

It was a confirmation.

Okay.

Except like until she posted.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

no it's confirmed colleen hoover the this news broke because colleen hoover made a tick tock and told everyone right until colleen tick tock i thought maybe she would be playing like she'd be involved in executive producing and like playing ryle's sister because this is a miscast okay this is such a flop and i'm i'll preserve judgment like i will see the movie with open mind but first of all i read the book um i love the book the characters are much younger than both of these two it's it's supposed to be this like really young girl who finds herself in like a shitty fucking situation and doesn't know what to do and like when you see Blake Lively she's older she's more mature like

someone of that age would handle the situation that Lily's put in very differently than someone who's actually Lily's age I hate this um I also hate the Justin Baldoni part of it because let me tell you why I don't know Justin Baldoni I know people like die for him from like the Gina Rodriguez show Jane the Virgin I don't know this man I

Kind of I don't know why like I just get thirsty vibes from him I cannot explain like I know nothing about him you want to know why why because he has a podcast.

That's his podcast, which was nominated for a Webby.

Jealous.

I just like, I cannot stress how much I hate this.

And people on TikTok have been doing, like, here's who I would have cast, doing such

good jobs.

This was so ripe for an amazing casting.

Not only is Lily such a great character, it's such a great story.

It's a young story.

So we could have a young actress.

We could have someone we don't know.

A young starlet.

We could be introduced to someone.

Like, I hate to be Aegis, but these two are too old it's not ageist to say how old is blake lively please google that for me it's not ageist to say somebody who's i think she's i'm gonna say like 38.

it's too old yes also lily had just graduated college right so she's like 22 and blake lively's 35.

she's too old i'm sorry that's not being ageous it's just facts

yeah i hate this casting And it's like when we go to the younger scenes of when she knows Atlas in high school, like, are they going to get a different actress?

Oh, you're not going to have me watching Blake Lively play a high schooler.

I had seen people casting like their dream roles.

Sadie Sink for a young lily

was perfection.

Of course.

To me, this just sucks.

Like, to me, it's just so obvious to go with like Blake Lively.

And like, her name is, you know, Blake Lively.

Everyone knows her.

She's, it's just so, I don't know, it's so uninspired.

And I love her.

This is nothing against her.

It just, this, like, sucks.

It is uninspired.

Missed opportunity, even though I'm sure Colleen is over the moon with the casting because like like, this gives so many eyeballs to her movie.

But, like, this book still

has a million copies.

Like, it's going to be a big success.

Also, people are upset because Lily is a redhead.

Yep.

And we don't have a natural redhead in the role.

No, that's true.

And, you know, in the age where, like, we don't, you know, no more skinny people playing fat people.

Straight people playing gay people.

Where do the redheads fall into that?

People playing hetero people.

It begs the question.

Now we have an unnatural redhead.

Though, personally, if you want my opinion as a redhead, that part doesn't bother me, especially since she's dying her hair red.

It's like, you know, she's wearing the fat suit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, no.

There will still be the fat character.

There will still be a redhead.

It's literally fine.

Well,

I'm just saying.

No, I'm saying I agree with you.

Yeah, but that's because that's been our thinking like every time this conversation comes up.

I don't know.

I just like this sucks.

Like it really fucking sucks.

Yeah.

And who's going to play Ryle now?

And ryle is older than lily clin eastwood yeah like not to like this just sucks

you heard it here first clin eastwood cast in colleen hoover's adaptation

of it ends with us you know who should play ryle who

ryan reynolds literally i think a lot of people just assumed that justin baldoni would be playing ryle Like, because he was involved in the project and he kind of like looks like the described character, like, in the book.

Does he?

To me, he looks like Atlas.

No, to me, he looks like Ryle.

In this picture that they're showing.

Well, the hair.

Yeah.

Because Ryle's like...

I think I imagined him as Ryle.

But he's playing Atlas.

Yeah.

And to me, I see Atlas as like this, I can't explain, like this P-jum, you know?

Yeah.

I don't know.

I just like,

I want to to go home.

Like, I hate this.

Yeah, I just feel like this movie could have been, you know, like Miley and Liam in the last song.

Yes.

Bringing us like young, love.

Even it doesn't, they don't even have to be unknowns.

And instead, we got this.

It's giving Age of Adeline.

Like, I don't.

Yeah.

Oh, that guy from Age of Adeline would be good too.

You know, I think of him a little bit as like a Ryle.

I just feel like, and this is going to be a hot take.

And maybe, you know,

maybe I'm going to get hate for it.

And I love her.

I just feel like every movie Blake Lively does is not a real movie.

I can't explain it.

Like, her last couple of movies are like A Simple Favor, which like, was it real?

Do you know what I mean?

It's like not a real movie.

Yeah.

That one where she like lives on a rock and there's a shark around her.

Not real.

Yeah.

Age of Adeline, which was good, but it's like a fake movie.

Like nobody actually saw it.

Do you know what I mean?

Yeah.

No, I like have a really crazy take.

What?

Like,

it's really like hot.

I can't wait to hear it.

Blake.

She seems so nice.

I love her.

Taylor's best friend.

I love her.

Like, I love her.

She's so beautiful.

I think she's an amazing mom.

She's a great business woman.

She has her like non-alcoholic drinks.

Like, she, I really, really love her.

And, like, she's the most beautiful woman in the world.

So I think she can handle this when I say acting isn't for her.

I don't think she's a good actress.

Like, she ruins Serena Vanderwell.

No, you know what?

I agree.

I think we're all like so blinded by like

by her beauty and her fame and like her family and it's perfect and ryan like we're blinded into thinking she's like she's a-list in terms of like fame but not in terms of talent yeah you know what i i kind of call that call

i wouldn't call her wickedly talented no you know what i agree

but she's so beautiful like why wouldn't you want to watch her even if she's like screwing up no i know and it's like

She kind of like has gotten really far in Hollywood for like not being good.

But because she's so beautiful and like she's naturally this beautiful and like

there are a lot of pretty and beautiful people in Hollywood, but like she's exceptional.

Exceptional looking.

And since she's young, like since Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.

Such a good film.

And like what?

She was like 16 then and now she's 35 and like she's just as beautiful.

Like we deserve to see her all the time.

Yeah, no, I feel that called like desperately.

That's my call.

It's a good call.

It's a good call.

And I feel bad.

You could try Sears.

But you know what?

She'll be okay.

She'll be fine.

She's doing fine.

I just, I'm like, I'm still going to see the movie.

I'm just not even remotely looking forward to it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And I'm really curious if they're going to do like young, young people.

I hope they do.

I hope they do.

That would give us a little bit of what we're looking for in terms of like fresh new faces.

And the, like, the back end, like the

past portions of the book are so good.

And they're germane to the story.

Beyond, they have to do half and half.

Yeah.

The book, if you've never read it, flops between like this present-day couple and the couple when they met in high school.

And

both parts are equally important to understand one another.

And there's like a lot of drama that happens in the past.

And it's not just like one flashback, it's half the book.

Right.

And now we need to get a young actress who looks like Blake Liley, doesn't not like Lily as we imagine her.

Right.

Stinks.

Yeah.

So there you go.

Are you ready for our next story?

Yeah.

Some surprising estate drama surrounding the Presleys.

Priscilla Presley has contested Lisa Marie Presley's will.

She claims there's an invalid signature.

So let me get through the deets.

But Priscilla Presley has contested the authenticity and validity of Lisa Marie Presley's will.

The businesswoman filed documents in LA Superior Court on Thursday challenging a purported 2016 amendment to the will, which ousted her as trustee.

So in the the earlier version of the will, Priscilla was a trustee, and then there's this 2016 amendment that ousted her, and it put Riley and Benjamin, Priscilla's two child,

Lisa Marie's two children, as the trustees, but Benjamin has since...

since passed away.

The amendment allegedly removed Lisa Marie's former business manager, Barry Siegel, along with Priscilla from the trust, leaving Riley now the sole trustee after her brother died by suicide in 2020.

In the court filing, Priscilla claims she and Siegel were first named co-trustees in January 1993 when Lisa Marie executed a revocable living trust, which she amended and completely restated on January 27, 2010.

However, when she died in January, she claims, Priscilla claims she found a new amendment, which was dated from March 2016.

Priscilla alleges in the docs that her daughter's signature on the 2016 document, quote, appears inconsistent with her usual and customary signature, further arguing that Lisa Marie's name had even been spelled wrong.

She also claimed that the document was never notarized and had not been delivered to her during Lisa Marie's lifetime as laid out in the terms of the 2010 trust.

Oh, that's weird.

Priscilla went on to note that she believes Barry Siegel has already or will soon resign as co-trustee of the trust.

It's worth noting that Lisa Marie and that Barry Siegel finance guy, like they have a whole long legal battle.

He like left her with $14,000 and a ton of bills and like took advantage of her.

Oh my god, everyone is always taking advantage of the Presleys.

The Presleys, yeah.

This is so shady, like an unnotarized, misspelled

that's weird.

It is weird.

It's not weird that she took off Barry Siegel, but it would be weird that she removed Priscilla, who was at one point her executive.

And if she was going to switch,

no, but if she was going to switch to her children to have told Priscilla that.

Yeah, but I guess at one point, like, you're not supposed to outlive your daughter.

So I think, you know, the thinking was moving it from my mother to my children because, you know,

it should go, you know, my mother dying and then me and then my children.

Right.

But that obviously didn't happen.

It's, I like, I feel like it has to actually be really that crazy if Priscilla is like fighting this legally, because otherwise it just means that Riley's the executor and like that's her granddaughter.

Right.

No.

It's a problem.

I also feel like it should be relatively easy to figure out if this like document is fraudulent and forged.

Yeah.

Like

if it, if it was, then like who forged it?

Also, like who would do such a thing with the express

interest of like Riley and Benjamin?

Right, right.

You know, it's not like so-and-so put his name in there.

No, there's something a little weird here.

There's something a little weird here.

I think so, too.

I guess we'll see.

So wait and see.

That was surprising, especially like so soon after

her passing because she was after us last week.

When like, like, obviously that's the thing about death is like, there's a lot of paperwork.

So you're trying to grieve and then there's like a million things.

Yeah.

So if you see like a funky signature and big changes were made.

Ask questions.

You got to ask some questions.

But also she like is filing.

She's filing.

She's filing tings.

The tings have been filed.

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Our next story, an end to the saga of Amy Roeback and TJ Holmes.

They have been

exited

at ABC.

ABC confirmed Friday that, quote, distractions.

TJ Holmes and Amy Roeback are officially out at the network following their scandalous affair.

Sources tell page six that the deal between the network and their GMA3 anchors turned lovers was signed, executed, and done by Friday afternoon.

An ABC spokesperson later confirmed the news in a statement, saying, after several productive conversations with Amy and TJ about different different options, we all agreed it's best for everyone that they move on from ABC News.

We recognize their talent and commitment over the years and are thankful for their contributions.

Also, then this weekend, Amy and TJ were spotted

back on the PBA in LA.

Yeah.

Are they still together?

That's

the most important thing.

I feel like there's something we don't know here because to be honest, like.

Dating your coworker is not a fireable offense, especially when you work in media and there's been so much press around this and people are like kind of obsessed.

It's all good.

All rising tides, rise all shades, you know?

So I feel like they did an investigation and like found something else out.

Like, I don't know.

I feel like I'm missing a piece of information because I don't really understand what these two did to get let go.

Well, along the way, I feel like I saw some stories about how he had had some other affairs with people that he worked with like over the years, not while he's been with Amy.

I think that they made it seem like that affected Amy and how she felt about him, but they're still together.

So maybe that's all nonsense.

I don't know how deeply these claims were validated.

But no,

I think that ABC just like totally played this wrong and read this wrong.

I think they thought, you know, after a week, like nobody really cared anymore.

And I think they like still felt like, oh my God, everybody's talking about us.

Everybody's like talking about him.

TJ is like, no, we're not.

I think firing them was the complete wrong choice.

They're also good anchors.

Yes.

And that's hard to find these days, as we've seen.

You know, there's so much like turnover and everyone's always looking for like the new host.

Like these are good hosts.

So I don't know what they'll do next.

I think this is a mistake.

Yeah, maybe there's more to the story, but I just think ABC looks stupid.

I agree.

And I'm sure that they got paid out handsomely and they, you know, signed a bunch of stuff because honestly, this is like, if it's just on the surface of what we know, it's definitely wrongful termination.

Like your personal life, like it really cannot, unless they, you know,

sign something that they wouldn't date anyone, there's really nothing that we know that's worth getting fired over.

So I'm sure they got like a very generous package and they don't have to work.

Yes, but I don't think their package would be like they don't have to work for the rest of their lives.

No, but like for the foreseeable future.

They could take a break and go to LA and be, you know, straddling each other outside the restaurant.

Yes.

And that's just what they did.

Right.

So maybe they'll do a podcast next.

For sure.

I mean, it's already crowded.

So just join us.

Jump right in.

You could go on the Kelsey podcast.

You could go on our podcast.

We'd love to talk to you.

We'd love to.

About what really happened.

Cause like this is a nothing burger.

Nothing.

Oh my gosh.

They found love.

They found, oh, and they were married before.

Okay.

So they found love and they're being punished.

They found love

in an unexpected place.

In a hopeless place, GMA.

Don't we want to celebrate love?

Yeah, they literally found love in a hopeless place, like the third, fourth hour of the the GMA.

No one's watching that.

And they have stuck by each other's sides through this whole roller coaster.

No, it's true.

I probably at one point would have been like, honestly, you're not worth

the trouble.

No, it's actually like a beautiful love story.

Yeah, I look forward to seeing the movie about it starring Blake Lively.

100%.

She would do great.

She would do great in this role.

Are you ready for our next story?

A little more TV news.

Page six is reporting that Bravo has lost interest in Roney Legacy as contract talks stall over money.

I believe this.

The Railhouses of New York City legacy show may not happen because of a dispute about how much the cash should be paid, Page 6 has exclusively learned.

We're told Bravo has hit pause on contract negotiations with sources close to the cast telling us the network is lowballing them, while production insiders huff that they think that the talent think they should make what the cast of friends made in their heyday.

Meanwhile, Page 6 is told that the network appears to have lost interest in pursuing the legacy edition amid the deadlock.

So I believe this.

I believe that the legacy women want to get paid what, like at least what they were making at the last paycheck that they got.

And for Bravo, like that's an expensive show when they have, you know, a new show, Roni Regular, where they're making their starting salary entry level.

No, and it's a lot of money to pay women on a show.

That sucked.

Like the show, we are at this crossroads because the show stunk.

So to keep paying these OGs like Sonia, Luann, who've been on forever, who won't accept less than a million a season, probably more,

to pay that for a show you have no idea if it's even going to be successful.

Like, no, and for a show that when we last spoke flopped.

It failed, yeah.

Like, why would you pay them those rates?

And I also understand why for them, like, they're not going to really accept.

Get out of bed.

Maybe they'll accept like a little bit less.

Okay, so, you know, we've been humbled.

Our show wasn't doing well.

But like,

they're not getting out of bed.

They're not, you know, sharing their lives and everything that's so personal to them because those women really give it all.

And like, they're not going to do that.

And you know what?

This whole story just makes Ramona look like a queen.

Like, Ramona, she said she bat out.

Some people don't believe her.

I actually kind of do.

She's bat out.

She's not even involved.

She's, you know, posting her real estate content and she's not getting like dragged into this.

And honestly, I feel like that was a really good call because I feel like the show might not even see the light of day.

Yeah.

I really agree.

There's always like headlines that Ramona is better than ever, happier than ever, glad to be done with Roni.

Yeah.

I do believe that, especially if there's not going to be a show anyway, and like she looks like the smartest one in the room.

Yeah.

So my mind immediately went to Ramona.

I could so see these women being like, it's legacy.

We've been on forever.

Like I want $2 million.

Like I could see that.

I could see Bravo being like weighing their options.

Like this is dumb, by the way, because I'm sure this show will not even get picked up for a season two.

So I actually understand both parties in the crossroads.

And honestly, I don't think they should do the show.

Yeah, I could see like Luann being like, you know, I'm not doing, I'm the countess.

Right.

You know, I'm a big star.

I'm not doing this for more than, let's say, a million dollars.

And then that also makes people like Sonia and the other ones being like, well, if Luann's getting a million, I want a million.

I've been on longer.

You know, blah, blah, blah.

Yeah.

So whether this is true or not, I don't know, but I could see it being entirely true.

Yeah.

And I feel like there's almost like no energy for it.

Like,

does anyone care?

No, I don't think the lay people care.

It's just like die hard, like corner of the internet, Bravo fans.

And I don't know if that's enough to make money for a network.

It's not.

So I feel sorry for them.

Yeah.

If they don't get what they're, you know, their show.

But there are so many now, like, opportunity stars, Ultimate Girls trip.

Like, throw them in there.

Bravo con.

There's a way to be a Bravo Liberty without having a show.

They just had that show on Peacock, Traders or whatever.

They had like people from Shots of Sunset, all different reality shows that have been canceled, that are not still on.

And there's a way to have a career as a reality star without having your own show.

Yeah, I think that they would be better off, you know, sending them on some of these Ultimate Girls trips than giving them their own show.

I agree.

I agree.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

Final story, final story.

Yes, I am.

A little collaboration news that never was that I actually found so interesting.

Katie Perry reveals a huge mistake in declining to work with Billie Eilish.

So she,

a TikTok video was posted by 102.7 Kiss FM on Friday.

Katy Perry was performing and she told a group of fans during what appeared to be an intimate gig about the collaboration that could have come to life.

She said, Katy Perry said she received an email from someone that said, hey, check out this new artist.

I'd really like us to work with her because she was working for me.

She was working with Unsubbed Records.

At the time, Billie was unknown.

She said it was a song called Ocean Eyes and and it was just a blonde girl.

And I was like, meh, boring.

Dead.

Honestly.

She admitted it was a big mistake, huge mistake passing up on the offer and said, don't let this hit the internet.

No, but you know what?

Like,

no, I completely.

That's how the music industry works.

Like, there are so many, like, pretty, young, talented girls, and there's really no reason why one makes it over the other, you know?

No, and the song Ocean Eyes, I know it's like the biggest song in the world.

It's never done much for me.

I love it.

And if I heard it for the first time,

I would have been like, meh, boring.

No, thanks.

By the way.

There was no way for her to know.

I think that this gig she was at or whatever, maybe it's not the same one, but you know, she was like in Australia this weekend at this like good Australia like charity.

It was like this big fancy black tie event.

And the honorees were Katy Perry and Miranda Kerr.

And they like posted a million photos together.

And I just felt like it was so weird.

Like because Miranda Kerr was there there with Evan Spiegel.

I don't know if Orlando Bloom was there with Katie, but like Katie's husband, father of her child, is Miranda Kerr's ex.

And like Miranda Kerr, I just started following her on Instagram because she follows me.

And she's so premium and she's so stunning.

And I saw like a million pictures.

She like posted a thousand times with Katie Perry.

I was like, what is going on in the House of Commons?

Maybe they all get along.

No, I think that they do.

I mean, they've all so moved on.

Do Miranda and Orlando have kids together?

Any?

Oh, that's a good call.

Let's Google.

If they do, then that makes sense as to how they could be like so, you know, peaceful and co-parenting.

Okay, she has

three kids.

Yeah, one's a Bloom.

Okay.

Christopher, Blatt and Charcoal Bloom.

That's really nice.

That's really nice that they all get along.

Yeah.

I mean, they're both so happy and moved on.

Orlando and Katie are so in love.

And of course, Evan and Miranda.

So it's easy to co-parent when, you know, everyone ends up in a really happy, you know, successful relationship with somebody equally as rich, you know?

Yeah, yeah.

When everybody lands on their feet, why can't we not be happy for one another?

It's nice.

Mm-hmm.

I didn't know.

I'll have to check out the pics.

No, and they look so cute.

And they actually kind of look alike.

I could see how that would be like Orlando Bloom's type.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

Like if you just look, they have kind of like the same face.

Okay, I'm going to go look like the big eyes.

Big eyes.

You know what they have?

They have ocean eyes.

I do love hearing about like missed opportunities, like things celebrities passed on or didn't take that end up being.

I feel like on Watch Rapids Live, Andy's always asking, is it true you were supposed to be Rose in Titanic?

And I kind of love, I love learning about that.

And people's reaction to it is also really funny.

Yeah.

And also, sometimes it's like someone auditioned for something, they would have loved to get it.

That's what happens most of the time.

Yeah.

But not that they pass on the opportunity of a lifetime.

But also still, like, what could Katie Perry have done on Ocean Eyes?

That, like, I know, you know, she's still, she's like a pop global icon.

So I don't know what working with Billie Eilish would have done for her, except maybe make her a lot of money.

She's got a lot of money.

She'll be okay.

She'll be fine.

Do you think that they look alike if you're looking at pictures of them?

Yeah, they're both just garge.

Yeah, they just look like the same girl, kind of.

I'm like obsessed with Miranda Kerr.

I'm in my Miranda Kerr era.

Oh, that's so cute.

She's kind of everything of the sort.

Like the more I think about her, I mean, I could talk about her marriage for a lifetime.

She is on the Skinny Confidential podcast.

I know, because she is

a brand, makeup brand,

Cora Organics or something.

Is it clean?

It's very clean.

And she was on the podcast talking about how, like, it's so crazy what gets put into our makeup and skincare products.

Like, that's what I'm trying to say.

That's what I'm trying to say.

Miranda.

She gets the same.

No wonder you're in your Miranda era because we're the same.

So true.

And I'm always in my Jackie O era.

My Jackie era.

So those are the past five.

Definitely needed to know.

I'm really glad.

Honestly, I was like annoyed when our episode came out on Friday and we didn't have a chance to talk about Blake Lively because like I was fucking pissed.

Like I was like, now I'm over it because I moved on with my life.

But like I was like, this fucking sucks.

Yeah, I'm going to move on with my life.

I'm just not going to be as excited as I once was for the movie.

Like maybe, you know, it'll be like Top Gun where I see it eight months to late.

Sorry.

And I think that because I'm not really excited about it, like it's not going to be successful.

Yeah, no.

And I think that they should kind of take a step back and look and say, Jackie O's not excited.

Maybe we should change things up.

Yeah, maybe Blake Lively should play Ryle's sister.

Yeah,

I want to find this TikTok.

Somebody cast the movie to Perfection.

I think I know what it was.

Well, it was like Sadie Sink plays young Lily.

Abigail Cowen plays

older Lily.

Who's Abigail Cowen?

She's from

Sabrina the TE.

Wouldn't know her from

Sabrina the Teenage Witch, but she's just a a gorgeous redhead.

People really wanted the guy who plays Conrad in The Summer I Turned Pretty to play Young Atlas, and I totally saw that.

Okay.

Lily Collins as Ryle's sister.

Yes.

Okay, so we saw the same TikTok.

Married to, I think it was Miles Teller to be Marshall.

Because Marshall's like this goofy, I kind of saw Marshall as like a really young Jason Siegel.

Okay, wait, wait, here.

I think I have the TikTok you're looking for.

Yeah, I'm all brushed up on my talk.

Oh, a really young Jason Siegel.

Yeah, that's pretty.

He's too old now.

And I think Miles Teller could do a good job at like a good Marshall, like goofy, curly hair.

Yeah.

And everybody wants Ryle to be Theo James from White Lotus.

Yes, this one says, do you see what I sent you?

Where'd you send it to me?

Baby Sink is Young Lily.

Yeah.

Lewis Patridge is young Atlas.

No, okay, that's what I, that's.

Abigail Cowen.

I found it, I found it.

Okay.

Okay.

Look at the one I sent you, though.

No, I already saw that one when I was just looking right now because I googled the same thing as you.

So, Conrad from Noah Centennio as Marshall.

Yeah, that one stinks.

I don't like that.

That casting.

That one went viral.

This one went viral, okay?

Okay.

Conrad as young Atlas.

Adult Atlas, Alex Pettifer.

I don't like that, but that's the only flaw in the

Sadie Sink, young Lily, of course.

Holland Rodin as Adult Lily.

Do you know her?

Let me Google her.

She very briefly dated Zach Efron.

I don't know if she has like a ton.

Holland Rodin.

Gorgeous.

Yeah, she's familiar.

She has like that face.

Theo James as Ryle.

Miles Teller as Marshall.

Lily Collins as Marshall's wife, Alyssa Ryle's sister.

This is the best one.

Shout out to Katie Feeney on TikTok for going viral with that.

Yeah, that's good.

Like, the fact that people on TikTok can, like, make a cast come to life better than a movie studio will just blow my mind in perpetuity.

Yeah.

And I do feel like TikTok should have

been able to weigh in a little bit considering like.

They have some good ideas.

This was the book of TikTok.

So true.

So motherfucking true.

I wonder how Colleen feels.

I mean, I'm sure she's mostly like so down, but like that TikTok feels so much ownership over her books.

It's like, no, I wrote them.

I think for an author,

but I think for an author, that's like the dream.

Oh, yeah.

I mean, what happened to her and her books and like just the virality and book talk and everything is amazing.

Yeah.

And I think any cons that came along with it are not even a blip on the VR for her.

She just bought her mom a house.

She's fine.

Yeah.

So that's our show.

That is.

It is, correct?

Yeah, yeah.

Ours.

Oh, I was thinking about it.

No, I feel like some people thought it was the Kelsey Brothers show, but it's no, but it wasn't.

That's so similar.

That's New Heights.

Right?

Is that the name of it?

I don't know.

In the Heights?

I feel like I thought it was.

No, I think it was New Heights.

Hold on.

I already lost it.

Kelsey Bros.

The Kelsey Brethren.

That's what it should be called.

100%.

New Heights.

Is that what I said?

Are we okay?

It's just a bad name that you literally can't

remember if you've tried.

Your life depended on it.

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