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Good morning, Millennials.

Welcome back to the Toast and Happy Thursday.

Hope everyone's having an amazing day thus far.

I am because I'm here with my girl.

Hey, Jags.

How you doing?

I'm dern good.

Thank you so much for asking.

I had such a horrible migraine all day yesterday and in my sleep, like it was so bad.

I couldn't at towards the end of the night, like I couldn't even see blood.

I couldn't look at my phone.

I couldn't do anything.

It was really bad.

So I'm just feeling really grateful for today and for Clearhead.

Yesterday, the migraine like started at the beginning of the show.

So you can like whenever, here's an idea.

If I'm ever like touching my head like this on the show, it means that I have a migraine so it was it was starting yesterday it just snowballed all day and by the time I got into bed like I was just seriously not okay so I'm just feeling grateful for a new day and a fresh start there's something about the new lease on life you get after being sick that really can like change the perspective of your whole life like because you feel like you're in such a low and like there's no hope for the future and then one day you wake up whether whatever your illness is like then you wake up feeling better and it's like you're seeing life through through different eyes no it's like yesterday i had so many things that i needed to do but i couldn't do any of them because i wasn't up to the task and so today it's like well i'm going to do all of these things because i am able to do them No, and today definitely for us, at least is a little bit of a Friday energy because it is our last show of the week.

There's no show tomorrow.

Since I am going to be in Delaware, I have a show tonight that I'll be heading to right after we record this episode.

So today is like a really busy Friday.

Yeah.

Also, I was having this funny thought.

I went to dinner dinner with some friends last night and I was saying how I feel like moms who have migraines in like books and movies, they're always like the mom who's always in like the room in bed with a migraine.

The commercials.

No, but the commercials always have the mom who's like fighting through her migraine and like playing with the kids even when she like shouldn't.

But I feel like in every book that I read, it's like, oh, well, my mother has migraines.

So she's just like down for the count.

But how like I can't choose whether or not I have migraines.

So like if I have migraines and I need to like lay in the dark in my room, then I'm like a cliche mother who has migraines.

Well, I think in like books and movies, a lot of times like migraines are like what kids think parents have when the parents like a deadbeat or an alcoholic.

Or like hungover.

Maybe I have so many migraines.

Like my hangovers are migraines and my migraines are hangovers, but maybe the volume is because they're always hungover.

No, it's like, you know, it's like such a cliche.

Like mom can't drive into school today.

She has a migraine.

But it's like no mom's playing.

Mom's passed out on the floor.

The kids playing by themselves in the front yard and like some random person comes over like, where's your mommy?

She is a a migraine.

She has a migraine.

No, totally.

It's like a euphemism for like a bigger thing that like a kid can't understand.

But what if you are a mom that actually has migraines?

No, these deadbeat mothers are out here like making it hard for the mothers with migraines.

Yeah.

So I just always think about that.

Like I don't want to be like the mom with migraines, but I am a mother with migraines and yes, I do need to lay in the dark and I need peace and quiet.

No, like the Excedrin commercial that like ran throughout our childhood like really is ringing true right now.

It's like that mom who like needs to do it all, but she can't because she has a migraine and Excedrin is here to help.

Yeah.

I guess I don't try Excedrin enough.

I'm going to get some.

I get migraines too, but like a few years ago, I went through like a really bad bout and

Excedrine, extra strength.

It has a little caffeine in it too.

So it gives you like a little pep in your step.

You can't take it before bed.

You have to take it in the morning.

It's actually a stunning drug.

Yeah.

I do have the magic pills, but I think I've said like they work best if I take them right before I'm about to go to sleep.

So I don't take them during the day because they might just like not work.

And they don't prescribe very many.

So I can't just have one that's not going to work.

There are a couple drugs out there, not to get into big pharma again, but there are a couple drugs out there that are actual like miracle drugs, like Zofran or your migraine pills that like you have to beg for a pack of four.

Like why?

Why?

Why are you making us suffer?

No, and then also then I get anxiety.

Like I took my last magic pill.

And so now it's like if my headache didn't go away today, like I have nothing.

I don't know if I've ever told this story, but you know, Ben has always always had migraines, and he has a prescription for those migraine medicine magical pills.

Does he have the same one as me?

The same, I'm not sure.

But one time, like, when we were dating in college, I had such a bad migraine, and he gave me one, and I was going to bed, and it brought on the worst panic attack of my fucking life.

I was like, literally, so me.

I'm always having problems.

You just can't accept the miracle for what it is.

You have to

do something nefarious.

No, I have to make it a story, one of my favorite stories.

You have to make it about you.

100%.

And speaking of making stories,

yesterday, Jackie and I recorded an episode for Patreon.

It's available now.

It's a podcast episode.

And it's really centered around something that's been a really hot-button issue here at the Toast these last couple of weeks and over the last few years, honestly.

It was a detailed recap, a dive in to my favorite stories.

We're always talking about like stories I cannot stop repeating, Genesis Funeral, Law and Otter episodes.

And I think a lot of people, unless you've been listening to every single episode from the beginning and you have an amazing memory, a lot of people don't even know what these stories are or like what their importance to me is.

So we did about an hour-long podcast episode where I really dive into not only what happened to the story, what meaningful lessons I learned and why I bring them up on the podcast because they do, not all of them, some of them do spark an interesting intellectual debate.

Yeah.

So it was pretty well-rounded.

Claudia talks about, obviously, the story.

In some, she's providing detail and color like she never has before.

Like I've never.

Leonardo DiCaprio.

Like I've never given her the platform to do before.

And also she's talking about like what, like, when she brings it up, like, what she's trying to say, what's the larger message, and what she wants us to take away from it.

It was, for me, it was a really cathartic episode.

Maybe I'll stop talking about those stories now because I feel like I've finally

said my piece.

It's all out there.

And now we've said it.

Now we said it.

Exactly.

So that was a really fun episode.

I cannot believe that today is December.

That just hit me like a ton of bricks.

It's December 1st.

Have a holly, jolly Christmas.

It's the best time of the year.

It really is.

It really, really is.

Let me ask you a question.

Your first December, where it's most likely not going to be a white Christmas, how does that make you feel?

Is December hitting different in the tropics?

Maybe.

Maybe that's why it's even like more shocking that it's December.

But I am coming to New York next week so that I can experience the holiday joy.

And yeah, I guess it's weird that I'm wearing like a squirt today, but it's December.

But I was coming home from dinner last night and I was chilly.

Oh, it was chilly.

It was chill in the air.

So chill.

So like it's cold here.

So speaking of programming update, Jackie will be back in the New York studio.

Your two girls will be back in the New York studio.

Yeah.

Five episodes next week, video and audio of your girlies getting together, being best friends, sisters, and lovers.

Yes, and also programming update because next week I'm recording the new episode of The Redheads with the girls in person in studio.

So excited to to be together.

Even though we always

instead of the first Thursday.

Also, like it being December, when it's like our episode's coming out on the first Thursday of the month, but it being on the first is just a wild proposition, but we would have done it, obviously.

But then I realized in.

A few days I will be in New York.

So if we push it, we can record together.

This episode is always longer because we do our year review.

So we obviously recap the book.

We're reading Horace by Geraldine Brooks.

I think it's going to be like amazing.

I started it.

It's so well written.

It's like that book.

It's a Dana's choice, obviously.

Always her December pick is tops.

So we recap the book and do everything along with that, talk about other books we read this month.

But then we also rate what were the best three books each of us read this year separately.

And then what were the best three Redheads books of the year?

And the thing about the Redheads this year, it was like we had some really high highs and really low lows.

There weren't a lot of

third-tier books.

So it's actually going to be hard to choose the top three because there's probably like top six.

So we'll see.

Yeah.

But you know what?

I'm glad you brought that up because like the fact that like the first Thursday of the month isn't always the fourth like is really bothersome.

It's really confusing.

It's so unnecessary.

Like why there's months with 30, 31, 28.

Like I get it.

I get it.

But like why?

It's confusing.

And then also what's really confusing is like when Monday is the second, it's like one day off.

And then like, so you expect that week is going to be like first, first, second, third.

And it's like everything is just off kilter.

I just think it's, it's genuinely unnecessary.

I would agree.

Let me tell you how I went to the Knicks game last night.

I haven't been to a Knicks game in forever.

Miss the energy, you know, is eclectic.

No, except electric.

Electric.

And I did the funniest thing.

Like, one thing about me is when it comes to Ben, like, I have to lie.

Like, I'm always making stuff up just to like see if I can get him to believe it for years.

And he's like, always believing me.

Like, what's wrong with you?

Like, a perfect example is like, for no reason, I'll just make stuff up.

I, I remember, like, during the Dirty Jeans tour, I went to Arizona.

And on my way home, I remember I was sitting with a bunch of guys and they were all talking, they were on a golf trip.

And that's when I, I think I realized for the first time, like, Scottsdale is like a golf destination.

So when I got home, I'm like, I'm packing.

I'm like, oh my God, Ben, I forgot to tell you.

Like, do you know who I was seated next to on the plane?

He's like, who?

I'm like, this like pro golfer.

Everyone was freaking out.

I think his name was like Roy or like Rory.

And Ben was like, like Rory McElroy.

I'm like yes I'm like he was so nice and Ben was like no way He's like such a big deal.

I'm like really he was like such a regular guy like sitting next to me like not flying commercial and Ben was like and I was sitting in first class which made it like a little more believable even though Rory McElroy's like literally a billionaire like he would never fly commercial I'm like, yeah, it was so cool.

Like he was telling me like he was on some golf trip with his buddies and Ben like believed me.

I let it go on for like a few minutes before I eventually tell him I'm lying because I'm not like an actual liar.

So last night, I like,

these lies, like they just come to me.

And like when I tell you, they're for no fucking reason.

Okay.

So last night we're watching a game and there's a player, number 30.

And like, he looks familiar to me because he's like a popular Nick right now.

So I'm like, Ben, who's number 30?

Like, he looks so familiar.

And he's like, that's Julius Randall.

I'm like, I met him.

I'm like, I have his phone number.

He's like, what?

I'm like, oh my God, yes.

He like told me he was a basketball player, but I thought he was just like, you know, like plays on the weekends.

He's like, where did you you meet him?

And like, I really actually could not think of a good live, like, where I would have been.

No, but like, that's not believable.

Like, so I said,

I said,

because on my time hop for that day, I was at the Luke Combs concert actually a year ago yesterday.

I'm like, when I went to the Luke Combs concert, like, we went backstage and there was like this room for like VIPs, which is true.

And I met this guy and we were talking and he like loves podcasts.

He like listens to so many podcasts.

So he like got my number.

He had so many questions.

Like I was literally making up the most elaborate lies.

Psychotic.

And I was like, I took his number.

I literally thought he was like a nobody.

I never even used the number.

I've had his number in my phone for a year.

He's like, you're kidding me.

Show me his number.

Now, I wish I had thought of the lie.

No, no, that's like really in the bathroom.

That's crazy.

If you had, if you went to those lengths.

Because then I would have put like

in my phone like Julius from Luke Combs concert.

So it would have been believable.

But then I started, I was like, wait, I don't think I remember his name.

So like I started looking up like basketball player, like Luke Hombs.

And then I got caught in my lie.

But he was like living for it until that moment.

He was like, you've had Julius Randall's number for a year.

Cause of course Ben's mind is like, he could have invested in Spritz.

Like that, Ben's always thinking, how can this work to my advantage?

Well, of course.

And like Ben being Ben, all he needs is the phone number from his wife's contact book.

And then Julius Randall would be an investor in Spritz.

And a dream.

Yeah.

So that's just a little, like, does anyone else like randomly just lie to their partner?

Like, for literally no reason about the most random, like, inconsequential shit?

Sometimes I'll like fuck around with Zach.

Like, if I took his car.

You?

No, you did that literally when I was at your house about that meal delivery app.

Oh my God.

Yes.

And honestly,

he like was barely listening.

So I never got a chance to be like, gotcha.

And so I'm sure he in some recess of his brain like still thinks that that's a meal delivery app.

So when I came down to Florida when Olivia had given birth, a bunch of Olivia's friends had started this meal train, which was so thoughtful.

It was like this website.

Everybody filled out like a date that they were going to bring lunch, dinner for like two weeks.

It was literally, first of all, if one of your friends has a baby, it is the most thoughtful gift.

Like nobody has time to cook.

And so every day these like hordes of huge kosher home cooked meals were showing up.

And we sat down for dinner.

Of course, we were eating it, even though it wasn't for us.

They were dropping off so

it was for everyone.

And like someone was like, is this from the meal train?

Is this from Meal Train?

And we were like, yeah.

And I was like, Zach, like there's this new app called Meal Train.

And they just, it's like home to cook meals that you can order and they bring them like.

And they can be kosher.

Yeah.

To your house.

And he was like, cool.

And like, he never, he like didn't really care.

So I never was like, gotcha.

So I'm sure like one night soon, he's going going to be like, should we try that at Meal Train?

Should we order Meal Train?

It's a good idea for an app.

It is.

And it was a great lie.

Even though it's also a great way to get poisoned by a stranger.

But I guess so is a restaurant.

It's not that good of an idea when you actually go to build it.

But like, it's funny.

Like homemade food delivery.

Like people could, you know, have a side hustle being chefs from their kitchen and people could order that who want homemade food.

And who don't want like restaurant sweaty takeout.

Sweaty takeout.

So yeah, I guess we have that in common.

We do.

I do that all the time.

And I do some good ones too.

No, it's like the more you do it, it's like so fun.

You're like, how can I be so diabolical and creative today?

Yeah.

I like took his car out and I was going to be like, I dented it, but then I was honestly too exhausted.

Like, I was like, making a face, and he was like, what?

And I was like, forget it.

Okay.

I'm not in the mood to fucking also today.

But that's also like these lies are supposed to be harmless.

Like, that's like a little bit of a drink.

No, but it's not like I went and dented his car so that I could tell him.

Like, I just was going to make him be like, oh.

So he went to go look at it.

And then I would be like, kidding.

Yeah.

But also, your husband does like dumb jokes like that too.

All the time.

Like, he'll walk into a room with his AirPods in and pretend to be on a call.

So you'll ignore him.

Like, why are you...

No, that's not what he does.

He'll be wearing his AirPods and talking to you.

He just happens to have his AirPods in.

And then he goes to take out his AirPods and says, sorry, what were you saying?

I was on a call.

As if every, the whole conversation you just had with him, he was having with someone else.

He's literally gaslighting us.

That's his favorite thing.

I'm just like.

It's the dumbest joke.

You have to tell him to stop.

You would think that I can.

You think I can?

Oh my God, lol.

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Sweet

toasters.

Yesterday's deer toasters, two things I wanted to tell you.

One, were you surprised at how many people, because I don't know if you saw our reels, like 200 people were commenting that they use blankets.

i did you and because i had the migraine yesterday i couldn't watch the reels till this morning and i just i felt upset that i was cut off in my tirade because after seeing the comments i think people needed to hear more of what i was saying about how they have deep psychological issues and they need to transfer their dependency from their inadvertent wish you went harder no i no i did go as hard as i could in the episode i wish there was more of no in the reels hardgoing nature in the reel for all the people in the comments who were like team blankie like you should be embarrassed no but were you surprised?

Because you didn't really believe

that there was so many people.

I was surprised.

I really thought it was like, you know, this fringe portion of society because my friends and the people that I'm close with, I do not know anyone who

sleeps with a blankie or a stuffed animal from childhood.

Mind you, obviously, there's other people in the world and I don't have like that many close friends who I know what they sleep with.

But usually like,

if say it's like one in eight, people have a blankie.

Like, I know eight people closely and they don't have that shit.

So I guess, yes, I was surprised, but you know what?

It's actually not that surprising.

And I think that the fact that so many people sleep with blankies, still have them, like, and feel attached to them, like underscores a real issue in our society and with our generation.

And I think you say the diash all the time.

And then the second thing that I thought was really interesting was pertaining to Rochella.

There was like a conspiracy theory in one of our Facebook groups about it.

And I thought it was a really interesting take because people were like, you know, some things aren't adding up.

Some people thought that the parents actually just ate all the baked goods.

And in an effort to like assuage themselves of any like blame, they said there was roaches and they were lying.

Interesting theory.

Calling an exterminator right after that is an extreme length.

Like even I wouldn't do that and I lie about everything.

I agree.

That's what I was just about to say.

Interesting theory until like the exterminator's called.

She's driving herself crazy and the parents at that point should say like, nah, we just ate them.

Right.

And exterminators are like an expensive, hourly, like, service.

So, you're really gonna like take this lie all the way and spend money just to admit to your daughter that you ate her cookies.

It's like not that big of a deal, right?

I still think the roaches

came from the dog's kitchen.

Yeah,

yeah, it's a tough one.

We could really write like a sequel to Ratatouille about Rochatouille around this story.

Like, it sounds so good.

What would what would the song be?

Roachy, Rochi, the Roachatouille, the roach of all my dreams.

What would we name the roach?

Since Remy the Rat, this would have to be like

Rochelle.

Romy.

Rochelle.

Romy.

Rochelle.

Rochelle the Roach.

Justice for everyone listening to this named Rochelle.

Well, their name's Rochelle.

Well, you know, I have a question for the girlies' parents who named them Rochelle.

Have you ever heard of the name Rachel?

Have you ever heard of Michelle?

Actually, maybe they liked both names so much they said, Rochelle.

No, we should really actually be praising Rochelle's because it's our favorite thing.

It's the combination of two words, Michelle and Rachel.

You know, we actually have a story today that is a combination of two words.

Our favorite thing, it's a new ad campaign, and I know you're going to be really excited.

And is it from Cascade?

Because they still have a lot of, they have a lot to make up to me.

Because they don't have dishes?

Yeah, like Cascade rolling out that nationwide, insane campaign about dish issues and not using dishes.

Just adding that extra syllable there.

Do you know how much time they could have saved if they took it out?

Honestly, I could never use Cascade again.

It really stuck with me.

I did use Cascade, but now I've switched to like a natural dish issue.

Me too.

Agent.

What do you use?

I don't know, something I got in PR.

Yeah,

that might be like how it starts for me.

I feel like now I've, I used to use like the heavy chemical stuff, but a a lot of like these newer brands, especially DTC and like advertisers, they send me stuff.

So I don't like buy what I used to buy.

I'm like, oh, well, now I have

branch basics.

Love it.

And it's such great stuff.

No, it does the job.

And then we come on here and we spread the word and we share code.

100%.

You're welcome.

100%.

So anything else you want to catch up on before we dive in?

We've got really good stories today.

Yeah, we do have really good stories.

Not much else I want to catch up on since my my day was marred by a migraine.

How's Harry?

He's good.

He misses his auntie.

He's thinking about me constantly?

As much as he can without being making himself upset over it, you know?

So that's the thing, by the way, like about being away from your loved ones, which is really something I never experienced until late in life, is keeping in touch is amazing, but it's actually also like makes it worse.

Yeah.

To it, yeah, to a degree, because you kind of have to like forget about it in order for it to not bother you.

But you and I are like so in touch and so sympathetico.

I don't think you ever miss me.

No, no.

Excuse me, that's true.

Or do you?

But also, when we FaceTime, like I don't have this insane desire to bite your face.

That's and no, you know what I mean.

You won't even let me give you a hug.

Okay.

Like you don't even like to be touched.

True or false?

Hurt.

But with Harry, it's like I see him and like, I have to smother my face into his, like, his neck.

Like, so, and not being able to do that like i can do everything i need to do with you on face time i can't do anything i actually need to do with harry on face time therein lies the problem with being away from your loved ones i understand

so you actually like your whole life being like very physical touch averse is now working in your favor because honestly i don't even miss you okay like i get it i get it you miss me so much and you're pushing me away i got it No, actually, I'm saying like I actually really don't miss you because I talk to you every single day.

And even when I see you, like I come home, I come to your house from the airport we don't even hug like you don't even like to be hugged it's so true so our relationship is really

well we're coming to we're coming to see you next week but then like you are due for a visit so start i am due for a visit i i do maybe q like january q1 i'll be there in the new year that's by the way so tonight is my last show of n-log before the two next week that i film so like it's kind of over but not um and my my 2023 is wide open and i'm making 2023 like the year about me like i did a lot of amazing things this year, but I worked incessantly

because I was on tour and I'm definitely taking a break from tour.

So like 2023 is the year of me.

Like I'm doing things that I want.

I'm traveling.

Like I, I literally just watched Sex in the City too.

And I feel like this is the second time this week I'm saying this, but I have the luxury of designing my own life.

I'm a business owner.

I don't have children yet.

I'm like, that's not going to be the case for much longer.

And 2023 is the year of me.

Like I'm going where I want.

I'm doing what I want.

And I'm bringing my podcast microphone with me.

Where do you want to go?

I want to go to Harry's house and then I want to go to Kayler's house.

Manifest, like give me three places that you want to go in 2023.

Number one being Paris.

No, I definitely do want to go to Europe.

Like Paris or London.

That's one.

Okay.

I would love to go on like a Caribbean trip, my favorite, you know, Virgin Islands.

That's not like new for you, but okay.

Oh, it has to be new?

No, like, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, it has to be new.

Something that like you didn't do in 2022 that you are prioritizing in 23.

Paris, London, somewhere in Europe.

I've never been.

Two, somewhere in the states, I've never been, like a Wyoming or a Montana.

That's especially because I told you one of my goals in like the next couple of years is I really want to go to all 50 states.

And with tour, that makes it really easy.

But I like probably will never tour in like Wyoming or Montana.

I just don't think there's like a big toaster community there.

So I would definitely like to see that.

I don't know when the best time of year to go is probably like ski season.

Yeah, it really is ski season if you ski, but since you don't, like spring, summer would be really great.

And by the way, when you do plan that, call me up.

I'll be.

Yeah.

I definitely want to go to one of those.

And then

three.

You have to, no, this is what you have to do.

This is your 2023 homework.

You have to watch Yellowstone and then we will go to Montana.

Okay.

Don't you want to learn about the places that you're going?

It makes you

so much more enjoyable.

I feel like when I think back to like places that I've been that I could get two shits about and now I like would care so much.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true.

What's three?

Okay.

Not to like tell you how to live your life, but yeah.

Sounds like that's what you're doing.

Just like looking at you.

For my third trip, I don't know.

Actually, I feel really good about those two.

Maybe not a trip, but like something that you want to do, a skill.

Oh, I want to go to stage coach.

I've missed it for like the last three years.

Great.

Good.

Those are my 20, those are my resolutions.

I love that for you.

Yeah.

What about you?

What do you want in the new year?

I can't even think that far ahead because right now I'm so close to reaching one of my goals that once I reach it, like I'm taking a break from goals.

I totally feel that.

And that's getting my license.

Like, once I get my license, like I'm on hiatus from goal reaching.

Road trip.

That's my goal.

You should.

That's a good one.

I feel like down in Florida, there's actually a lot of like good places you can go with like within two, three hours.

Disney.

Oh my God.

When are you going to take Harry to Disney?

Not until he's begging me to go.

No, it literally, like, that's a part of parenthood.

I refuse.

Like, I can't.

No, but the toasters have really changed my mind because they comment on it every time we talk about it.

And they're like, it's fucking lit.

Like, you go to Epcot, you get dranks.

Like, the kids love it.

It's good stuff.

Getting dranks with my kids does not sound funny.

It doesn't work for me, honestly, just with my physical being.

Right.

It's a good environment.

No, but like for me, like if I'm going to be drinking, I'm going to be like popping my pussy, like chain smoking.

Like I can't do that in front of my kids.

When the kids go to sleep.

That's

when.

That's when I become a Disney adult.

That's when you become a Disney adult.

Totally.

And Joan, by the way, if you think Jackie was tough on people with blankies, I can only imagine what your like true thoughts are on like people who are obsessed with Disney and like the infantilization of.

Not as, um, my thoughts aren't as strong as yours.

Like when you make your case, I'm like, yeah, that's kind of weird.

But like, okay, to go to Disney, like once a year as an adult, to whatever, it's your vacation.

Spend it how you want.

To every, to like be dependent on an inanimate object that harks back to you being an infant.

No.

Jackie, you're underestimating what it is.

Like.

No, but like people can have interests that I No, but I'm saying it's not it's not once a year.

It's like literally moving to Orlando to be near Disney, going every weekend, literally spending every dollar you have on photos with Mickey.

Like, it's an obsession.

It's not like, oh, I love, like, people, we know a few people who love Disney who like go as adults with their friends.

Like, that's not what I'm talking about.

Yeah.

People who literally uproot their lives to be closer to Orlando.

People who spend their wedding money on bringing Mickey and Minnie and not having dinner.

Yeah, people who forego catering just to have Mickey and Minnie be there to cut their cake.

Yeah.

And then what do their guests say, Claudia?

I want my dinner now.

That's what they say.

Yeah.

So it's just a little bit about me.

Are you ready to dive in?

I am ready to dive into the fast dive stories that you need to know.

Are you sure?

Yeah, I was trying to figure out a way to work with the Strice Brothers in there, but I didn't say ado, so it was over.

Well, it's never too late to do it again.

Without further ado, to do to do, where are the Strice Brethren?

They don't work anymore.

Who knows what they get into during this hour, except I know that Bryce stands outside the door and waits for me the entire time while I do the show because he loves his mommy.

He just doesn't want to work.

Where's Theodora?

He's at home.

Actually, he's on his walk right now.

What I'm about to do next is just for the YouTube people.

So, podcasts, just give me a second.

Without further ado, doo-doo, do.

I just dabbed, you know, some TikToker.

That's fucking sick.

No, I'm sorry.

That's not a dab.

That's a whoa.

It's

whoa.

That's so cool.

This is a dab.

I'm so sick, bro.

Oh my god, stay away from me.

I'm contagious.

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Thank you.

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Okay, our first story is Couple Royal Tings, because it's a battle of the couples.

First up, Prince Harry and Megan Markle share their dramatic trailer for their Netflix show.

Harry and Marry and I think calling it a trailer is a bit of an exaggeration.

It's a video montage.

It's technically a trailer because

it's a video.

They're promoting the new show.

They have a lot of images and a couple quotes.

So here it is.

Megan and Harry are finally giving fans a look at their highly anticipated Netflix docuseries right in the middle of William and Kate's Boston trip, which we will get to.

The trailer for Harry and Megan dropped Thursday morning and shows photos taken throughout their relationship, including images of Megan looking glum at royal events and even crying and brief footage of their new life in California.

The quotes include Harry narrating saying, quote, no one sees what's happening behind closed doors.

Then Megan asks, when the stakes are this high, doesn't it matter?

Doesn't it make more sense to hear our story from us?

And then there's a bunch of black and white images from them over the years.

Some of like things that we've seen, the umbrella picture obviously kicked everything off, but also it was a lot of intimate personal moments.

And what's so crazy is like we never see, you know, selfies from the couples because they don't really like use Instagram like the rest of us.

But there are still people and they take photos of themselves.

They have iPhones.

They have all of these pictures that like, I just can't, I never imagined seeing them in this context, like at a photo booth, like doing a kiss in a photo booth.

And so it's really

like nice to see them.

Humanizes.

Yeah.

And I'm sure even like William and Kate have pictures like this that we'll never see um

because that's just like not how they the pictures are all like you know portraits and stuff like that or paparazzi photos so to see them like in royal life behind the scenes it was cool um so the trailer really gave us nothing like let's be honest it was a video montage with like one scene of megan and one scene of harry in like a confessional so i still don't really even know what the documentary is like about i'm assuming it's like a tell-all of the last couple of years um

so it's like a bit of a tease so i i'm like i'm wanting more But what I found to be the most interesting was there, was a picture of William and Kate.

And that was like when the music stopped and became like dark.

Like I, I think that was like a signal that this is not going to be a friendly documentary.

Of course.

And the picture of them, they're like scowling and looking nastily at something.

And what are they looking at?

What is that picture from?

exactly.

It's obviously going to be if there was ever, if they were trying to mend the relationship, you can tell from this documentary, that's not the direction that they're headed in.

I, when I, all, up until today, like I thought that their docuseries was just going to be like, here's us and our life in California.

It's like a reality show.

But I feel like this is a documentary about the last five years since Megan joined the family.

They mexited and now they live in California, which I guess makes more sense and is a little more dignified than a reality show.

Agreed.

And so Megan says, when the stakes are this high, doesn't it make sense to hear from us?

Yes.

Like there's so much going on.

There's so much that's said.

Like let them just say it in their own words, especially now that they can, that they're no longer working royals.

But then it just reminds me, like, they did an Oprah interview.

Megan has a podcast.

Like we've heard everything.

I feel like they've said it all.

So what are they going to be saying?

And if it's so major, why didn't they say it at Oprah?

No.

So yes, that.

And I just don't know.

how many times you can tell your story because Harry's also writing a book.

Yeah.

So it's kind of like, I'm, is it crazy or like, is anyone else getting a little bit of fatigue from this?

Yeah.

And I feel like with everything that they do, it is so edited, produced.

Even, you know, her podcast, as we were saying yesterday, this documentary, like, it doesn't get more

curated than all of these pictures that they've shared.

It's their story.

Like, and so how many times are we going to hear the same side of the story?

Right.

Well, her podcast really

didn't tell any story.

It's not even about, it's not about royals.

It's not about.

about it.

Sometimes she talks about, so every episode is an archetype that people use to describe women.

So then she'll talk about her experience with that word.

And a lot of times it does have to do with things that happened in the last five years.

Yeah, but it wasn't like a

every week.

We're going week by week about what I experienced when I joined the royal family.

It wasn't a tell-all.

The Oprah interview was a tell-all.

I'm assuming the book is a tell-all.

And I'm assuming the documentary is a tell-all.

And if all, that's just a lot of tell-alls.

Yeah, for someone who has a weekly platform where you can share what's going on and how you're feeling.

Like, when I tell you, I'll be the first person to watch this, like, I'm so curious.

Of course.

I'm just like, am I like so delusional that like, I just feel like there's like, until this documentary comes out, like, I feel like there's like a smidgen of hope.

Even though, did you see, I had seen a rumor that was like totally unsubstantiated that Kate was going to be on Archetypes.

Literally, that would never happen.

Never.

I know, I know.

But like, I'm holding out hope, you know?

That would never happen.

No, and the season finale of archetypes.

Honestly, I feel like I could say with certainty that Kate would sooner be on the toast

of archetypes.

Honestly.

Totally.

If I was a betting woman, I would place that bet sooner.

Oh, my God.

By the way, that's literally such a good bet.

Like, if we said, if somebody said to Kate, like, gun to your head, you have to go on one of these podcasts, she would choose us.

Yeah.

Like, because even if she were to sit, one, they're never going to, Kate actually has done a podcast in the past, so it's like not that crazy, but they're never gonna sit down and tell their side of the story because that's not what being a royal is.

And if she were ever to do that and to get into the weeds, it wouldn't be on Megan's platform.

It would be just somewhere neutral, right?

Like the toast, right?

So even though we're not neutral because we like love the crown.

Yes.

No, we're sorry.

We're not neutral, but I'm just saying like, um, I'm neither one of theirs.

Yeah.

It would be in a way game.

The way I think about this now is like Queen has passed away.

We know Harry's relationship with his dad is really bad.

So they really have nothing to lose.

So I'm assuming it's going to be brutal.

No, I think that what they have to lose now, it's the titles for the kids.

For their kids, yeah.

That's the one thing that Charles is holding out.

And

even though things are really bad, like I still think before this movie comes out and before the book comes out, it's not impossible to say that one day they might make amends.

It's not irreparable right now.

It might take years, but if they never

talk shit again, they could maybe like come back from this in a few years.

Once the docu series is out there and the book is out there, and then he's in like a three-book contract, so there's got to be more that he has to share.

Yeah.

Then I think

it's done.

Yeah.

Though it is pretty done, but you never know because sometimes with family, like it's family, it thaws.

It just does.

Like you can't say when it will happen.

Just one day like you wake up and and it has thawed a hundred percent a hundred percent so that's why it's it's not impossible but i don't know what lies in that documentary and i don't know what lies in that manuscript yeah it kind of reminds me of even like this season of the crown with diana where there was a few interviews that she did and like the first one was like bad but then everyone like got used to it and it was just like whatever but then it wasn't until martin bushir that i was like okay now we will uh we will encourage

it we will encourage a divorce you two can no longer be together.

Even though like all along over the years, like there were things that were bad, but we're going to still make it work.

We're a family.

And then it was like too far gone.

Yeah.

No, it's very similar.

And I just feel like if this dot, if this trailer had dropped and there was never that like William and Kate photo and music change moment, you could make the case that this is just about Megan and Harry and they're telling their story, but there is clearly, you know, more that they're going to share and it's going to be anti-family.

Or perhaps we're looking too much into it, but it's because they literally gave us nothing in the trailer.

No, no, no.

There was literally nothing confusing about that moment.

Yeah, yeah, no, totally.

Like there.

So I can't wait to watch this.

Like, I'm what, but they did, they said coming soon.

We didn't even get a date.

But it is coming in December.

That's the latest that I had heard.

Great to watch with a family.

Add it to the list of holiday viewing.

Where are the crawdads saying?

The whale.

The whale, Megan and Harry.

You know what?

We do have a list.

Oh, and

Spirited, or whatever that movie is.

Spirited?

That Will Farrell movie.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

The holiday movie with Will Farrell and Ryan Reynolds.

Put on crawdads.

When you go home for the holidays and you need someone to watch.

Oh, wow.

We have a lot of really good.

Oh, no.

But we were joking about watching Harry and Megan with your family.

Why?

I don't know.

Not everyone cares.

No, I feel like one way or another, like, everyone kind of cares.

Okay, I'll add it.

I'm surprised it's Harry and Megan and not Megan and Harry, by the way.

Well, Well, the name of it.

It's true.

I guess like, what's it called?

The name of it is Harry and Megan.

That's weird because like everyone calls him Megan and Harry.

No, it can go either way.

So I'm surprised that they didn't lead with Megan because like that's just more.

She's the main character here.

No, and it's like very patriarchal for the man to be first.

No, so true.

But is it like a royal thing?

Like does he have to be introduced first?

I don't think so.

Right, but they don't even live in the UK.

Yeah, this is like a formal, like, it's a title of a show.

Right.

No, I don't know.

I don't know.

I feel like they could have done like more with a title.

What would you have liked to see?

I don't know.

It's not my job to be creative.

It's Netflix.

Okay.

Like Spare, you know?

Spare.

Such a great name.

Right.

Are you ready for, oh, our next story is just Royal Story Subset B, which is that Willie and Kate are in the States.

They went to a Boston Celtics game last night, and they flew commercial here.

I saw British Airways.

They flew commercial, which just underscores my point that if the future king of England and future queen can fly commercial, then all of these big celebrities who are talking about climate change can fly commercial.

No, I was really, I was not expecting that.

I was, I wanted to look at pictures of them, so I just like Googled it and it said British Airways flight.

I'm like, you're kidding.

I mean, I'm sure they bought out the whole first class cabin, but they...

No, they didn't, because fellow passengers were taking pictures.

You're kidding.

Maybe they had like extra seats for their security and stuff, but I don't think they got out the whole cabin.

Do you think they like hated that?

No.

No, I actually don't think so.

I'm sure it's like nicer for them to fly on the Royal Jet, but I think also that they want people to see them.

They're leading by example.

Yeah.

And that like, I think that they, I think it's fine.

Okay.

Yeah.

Oh, so the story.

William and Kate were cheered on by sports fans at the Celtics game last night.

The Celtics played the Miami Heat on Wednesday, and they were both received by the owner of the Celtics before sitting courtside.

The couple arrived in town on Wednesday for a three-day trip, which will culminate in the Earthshot Prize ceremony on Friday.

So there's like this big event.

Like they're here to do work for like climate change.

Like they really could not have flown private.

So true, or else we'd be roasting them.

I'm also shocked to see them courtside and like not in a suite.

It feels like, you know, it would be a safety issue.

They're just like with the peeps, with the commoners.

Yeah, but

I think they probably have their security like working,

you know, tirelessly.

And I think the image of them being courtside is better for them than the image of them being in a suite.

Yeah.

Do you think the players like were at all faced by it?

It's like really big deal.

I feel like sitting presidents like don't go to basketball games.

Like it's not a thing that really happens.

Yeah.

I don't know.

Maybe some players who are into the crown.

Right.

Maybe they don't care.

Some people just, some people legit don't care about the royal family, like, especially in America.

I used to be one of those people.

Yeah.

Right, right, right.

It's so crazy.

Yeah.

It's crazy.

It was cute that they're like being

hornies and they're going to this event.

Like Billie Eilish is performing.

Ellie Goulding, who also performed at their wedding.

Yeah, no, they love Ellie Goulding.

I mean, who doesn't?

I mean, somebody DM'd me last night that Kate and William were at the garden.

And I'm like, you're fucking kidding me, but they were at TD Garden.

There's only one garden.

Yeah, let's be real.

Do not call TD Garden the garden.

There's one garden.

It's the Garden of Eden.

100%.

God bless.

God bless.

So, by the way, do you think like the timing of this release has anything to do with William and Kate being in the U.S.?

Like Harry and Megan,

this is my country now.

You saw them find commercial and sitting courtside and your heart's warming towards them.

Here's a trailer to remind you who the real prince and princess of the U.S.

are.

Right.

I feel like the timing is kind of interesting.

Yeah, I would say considering there are so many days of the year.

Right.

And they are on a three-day trip.

And by the way, that was what a lot of the rumors about Kate and Megan's like...

initial issues with each other were were that like Kate's team or Megan's team like were planned like their PR teams were being shady that was like a huge contentious contentious thing that was, like, written, like, rumors about, rumored about them.

So, it seems like this is kind of playing into that rumor.

Cause I just, I definitely found the timing to be interesting.

Like, like, literally, William and Kate haven't been to the States since 2014.

The day they get here, the next morning, the trailer drops.

Of course, yeah.

No, I don't think that's a coincidence.

Oh, and when they were on the plane, there's another story about some woman's Twitter

with Camilla.

Camilla, thank you.

I couldn't remember her name.

So, it's like, I just find the timing interesting.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I think that they don't mind if William and Kate's U.S.

visit is overshadowed.

It's overshadowed or just like putting a dent in it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But it's not like they're doing a whole tour, like, you know, of the entire country.

But you're seeing them do on the crown sometimes.

Like, it's just three days.

Like, it's, I don't think that's hearts and minds are going to be really changed by them going to Boston for three days.

No, and I feel like at this point, like, either you love Harry and Megan or you you love William and Kate.

Like there's like people, I think people have chosen their sides.

Yeah, I think so too.

So I don't know how much can be done to like change public perception.

Yeah.

So looking forward to that.

Yeah.

Next up, a little romance drama over at GMA from

stars to lovers.

GMA anchors Amy Roeback and TJ Holmes's romance is revealed as the two married or formerly married separated co-hosts are seen cozying up at a New York City bar, spending a romantic weekend away upstate and holding hands in an Uber.

So Daily Mail can reveal that Jamie.

How did they know that?

What?

How do they know they were holding hands in an Uber?

Photos.

The driver?

There's pictures of them at a bar.

Who took them?

There's pictures of them upstate, and she's leaning over to put something in the trunk, and he's touching her booty.

No, but how do they know they were holding hands in the back of an Uber?

Um, they were holding hands in an Uber.

Like the, they're getting out of the Uber holding hands.

So, oh, so somebody took a photo from like from the street?

Yes, from the street, yeah.

Okay, okay, thank you.

There's just all these, like, photos of them in various states and days.

And, oh, I'm sorry.

There's a picture of them from the window, and you could see them holding hands of the Uber.

By the way, who the fuck, like, would be able to recognize like a random GMA host on the street?

Um,

I don't know.

Unless it's like robbing robbers.

These pictures kind of look like they're being tailed.

Like, there's some of them in a bar.

And I guess if you watch GMA every morning and you were in that bar, like you could.

Oh my God, Jackie.

You're 100% right.

It's like a PI.

Yeah.

Like maybe a publication got tipped off that they're having an affair and so they started following them and getting these pictures.

No, maybe one of their spouses had a feeling, literally sent, got a PI, got photos and sold them to page six.

That's what I think.

Yeah, maybe.

It's one of those things.

Because to see someone getting out of a car and have enough time to grab a photo of it on your phone, like that's insane.

No, these pictures look, and then they're upstate and there's pictures of this person following them upstate.

Like someone was trying to capture evidence of their affair.

Yes.

So true.

So true.

But honestly, the pictures are like sweet.

And GMA has put out a statement saying that they were both separated from their spouses before they got together.

But

convenient.

The detes are this.

Amy and TJ's friendship has evolved into a full-blown romantic relationship off-screen.

The two co-anchors whose on-screen chemistry captivated audiences after they joined GMA's third hour in 2020, can be seen together enjoying flirty post-work drinks at a New York City bar earlier this month.

They've also been snapped spending alone time together in each other's apartments and shacking up in a secluded cottage in upstate New York for a romantic headaway two weeks before Thanksgiving.

According to insiders, the two are said to have gone from co-stars to lovers in June when they were in London together covering the Queen's Diamond Jubilee for ABC.

Oh my God, It always comes back to the Queen.

100%.

TJ had been married to his wife, Marilee, with whom he shares a daughter since 2010.

And the same year, Amy had married her actor husband, Andrew Hsu.

So now

sources are saying that they were dating in the open after separating from their spouses in August.

But the other source says that they started being romantic in June.

So if they separated in August, but this GMA plan is saying that like they were separated first and then they got together.

This was two consenting.

I would.

They said this was two consenting adults who were each separated.

They both broke up with their spouses in August within weeks of each other.

The relationship didn't start until after that.

Listen, I would believe it if I now wasn't convinced that somebody was following them.

Like that makes it seem nefarious, not like totally conveniently timed.

Yeah, I agree with you.

Oh, and by the way, now they have to get married.

Of course, but I don't know if I'm just like toxic.

Obviously, I hate to see a marriage breakup, especially when there's kids.

Like, it's terrible.

But this is like a meet-cue?

They ship so fucking hard.

I hope that they continue to like host the hour together, be in love.

Like, they need to weather this PR storm, but I think it's...

And this will either make them or break them.

I think that this is really cute.

That's funny.

Am I the only one?

I don't know enough about these people.

I've never seen their show.

It's not like, you know, one's the boss and

it's not like some equals.

It's not like, you know, Chris Cuomo is being with an intern.

Like, they're equals.

They work together.

They do the show together.

Like, I.

By the way, not Chris.

What's his name?

No,

Governor Andrew.

Andrew.

Oh, my God.

I literally

was saying like another name, but no, as far as I know, I never said Chris was never with an intern.

And it was, that's not why he even got fired.

No, he got fired because he was helping his brother.

Right.

Right, right, right.

So it's not like a Matt Lauer situation.

Right.

No, no, I agree.

Like there's no, there's no.

These are, as stated, these are two consenting adults who got together.

Now, if they did cheat on their spouses, like that is wrong.

But again, that's not a crime.

It's frowned upon.

And that's like what they're choosing to do in their personal lives.

And so you can, I guess, judge them for that.

But I don't think either one of them should like not come back to the show.

No, no, no, I agree.

But if they do break up, it'll be hella weird.

Well, then they'll move around the hours and stuff.

But I think that they should give this a shot.

I think this is going to be great for the third hour.

I think people are going to be tuning in to like see like the chemistry.

If I was someone who has been watching GMA for the last few months, I would go back and look at those August episodes and be like, can I tell a difference?

I agree.

No, this is like a PR moment for this random third hour.

I think it's a great moment, except I saw it today that TJ did the third hour by himself.

Oh, no, maybe she's taking it harder than he is.

Or maybe the network just wants to see how things shake out.

But if anybody from GNA is listening, like get those two together on the air, embrace it.

Let's embrace it.

Embrace the moment.

They didn't just like hook up.

They've had this relationship going on.

I think it's all good.

No, Jackie's 100% right.

100% right.

Let's turn this negative to a positive.

100%.

Like the pictures aren't like embarrassing or anything.

Like they're really sweet.

They're sweet.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So those are my thoughts.

And the truth is, like, the public will truly never know whether it wasn't a fair or perfectly timed.

And to be honest, until we have solid proof, I guess we have no choice but to believe them.

Yeah, exactly.

And it could always be like, you know, you think this way.

I think, like, he said, she said.

Unless a spouse speaks out, that's what'll happen.

Yeah.

But when I tell you, I've never heard of either of these people and now I'm like invested, that's good PR.

Like, that's what they say.

There's no such thing as bad press.

Yeah, but she does look really familiar.

I feel like she was doing something recently, like maybe even the Thanksgiving Day parade.

And I saw her.

Maybe, yeah.

So I think they could be the next hosting duo.

Like Kathy Lee and Hoda.

I can see it.

Amy and T.

Are there a lot of married co-hosting duos?

I can only think of the one,

Minka and Joe.

Yes.

That's what comes to mind.

Yeah.

I think it goes well for them.

Except the show is called The Morning Joe, right?

It's like,

what about me?

Right.

It's giving patriarchy.

It is.

Well, thank you for that.

You're welcome.

Yada welcome.

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they call it like the bdsm controversy no it's the children.

We're not mad about BDSM.

We're mad about the children and no, BDSM is in fashion all the time and nobody cares.

You're putting it on children.

That's when we're going to be like, what?

Yep.

Kim Kardashian announced she's, quote, re-evaluating her future with Balenciaga, but it appears she's made up her mind, declining an offer from the brand and ditching outfits she was said to wear at upcoming events.

Sources with direct knowledge of the situation told TMZ the Design House presented Kim an offer to do a 2023 Balenciaga campaign before the controversial child BDSM ads went live.

We're told once those ads went public, Kim made the decision to reject the offer even before releasing a statement on the issue where she didn't really distance herself from the brand.

Not only that, TMZ sources say, aka Chris and Kim, said that Kim had plans to wear Balenciaga outfits at events she's attending in coming months, but she's pulled the plug and contacted other designers for new options.

She's a hero.

So as, just to remind you, then, so Kim allegedly, according to TMZ and Chris and Kim, Kim turned down she saw the campaign with the kids she turned down future collaboration with the offer that she had and then she released a statement you know denouncing child sex abuse and normalizing um children in inappropriate sexual situations though she didn't tell the public that she's no longer going to be working with Balenciaga and that she declined this campaign and then people were not really here for her paltry response to the child pedophilic normalization that Balenciaga put forth.

And then it is revealed that Kim actually is not even working with them.

And just she didn't tell us that, but she wasn't going to be working with them after she saw those images anyway.

I mean, the Kardashians are supposed to be better than this.

They've been in this industry for a long time.

They've navigated many scandals.

And like, this is just like a hatchet job.

It's really reflecting poorly on Kim.

I think even from some of her biggest fans and like biggest apologists.

So I don't know where we go from here, but like this

turnt ass article isn't helping.

No, it's not helping.

I agree.

This is a hatchet job and they're supposed to be better and savvier than this.

And I don't know what the truth is.

I think that, I think Kim thought it wouldn't affect

her fans and the way that they perceive her as much as it has.

And I guess sometimes it is hard to know like what's going to be that thing.

People get the Kardashians hate all the time, but like the fans, we are there.

Like we're tried and true.

And we're like, you guys just hate and you hate for no reason.

and even like the biggest fans are like this is Disappointing and it it's really

Like changed things for me honestly

because you want to know why coming from us No cuz you want to know I really think why it's changed something for me is because what people have said over the years about Kim which I feel like is so unfair It's like the Kardashians are just like obsessed with fame obsessed with money and they have like no values and it's like that's not true because you watch a show and like you know these girls like they're family like they're emotional like they care about things they care about one another they do a lot of good work

Um, and then something like this happens where it's like so clearly an issue over like it's like values or money.

And it felt like Kim chose the money.

And this is like such a, like an unethical situation.

And it almost feels like everything anyone has said about her is like being validated.

And it's like, damn, like even at the situation where the right answer is so.

obvious and it doesn't even require that much from you.

It's you ending like a shit campaign.

Maybe you'll lose money and her not doing even the bare minimum.

It's like it's so disappointing.

Like it really is from someone who like, I feel like we've like really looked up to.

Yeah, I don't feel exactly the same as you.

Like I don't feel like this confirms everything that people have said about Kim and like the Kardashians being money obsessed because for some reason, and I might be totally wrong about this, but I don't think Kim has made that much money working with Balenciaga.

I don't think it's her biggest paycheck.

I don't think that they have that much money to pay her, especially compared to like what Kmart could pay.

Right.

I think for her, it's about about prestige.

You know, being obsessed with being accepted by the fashion world.

Right.

And Valenciaga has because she was rejected for so many years.

She was rejected and then she was accepted as Kanye's plus one.

Right.

And then she was accepted on her own, but now she is the sitting chairwoman of the fashion industry right next to Anna Wynne Tour and like doesn't want to give that up.

I think what Kim doesn't realize is like for us lay people, like she is the fashion industry, what she wears, we all look to.

I feel like also there is this weird storyline where she like doesn't have a sense of style and and balenciaga became her sense of style and one i think it's it's pretty ugly but maybe there's like a piece of her that thinks it's the shit and like she can't wear anything else and like this is who she is um i don't know what it is that's keeping her

with them i i can't figure it out i don't think it's money i think yes it's a little bit money it's like a yes the prestige i don't know what it is that no i don't think she wants to be perceived by like high fashion as like a whistleblower oh that's so true that like she turned on balenciaga because everybody else like no one anybody nobody actually

has anna said anything no nicole kidman like nobody has none of the other spokespeople take away the balenciaga spokespeople the fashion any other houses said anything creative directors magazine editors no no no kim doesn't want to be perceived as the whistleblower who went hard against balenciaga yeah it might it would damage her reputation in the industry that's supposed to protect they are they're all problematic yeah john galiano that could be what it is then and everyone's wearing john galiano like i mean even you everyone like loves her cocoa chanel was like a nazi girly like the fashion industry is hella problematic and like it's not a thing that you talk about

so if kim's gonna talk about it she's no longer gonna be the it girl of high fashion okay so that's probably what it is but

if she starts to see that like it's effectively fans affecting her fans and like her true fans, not just like fair weather fans or haters, then I think that that audience is much more important to her than the high fashion audience.

So maybe that's why she's course correcting a little bit now.

And maybe she won't work with Valenciaga, but isn't going to come out against them.

She'll plant a story that's like, hey, fans, I'm doing the right thing, but I'm not going to say something crazy about Valenciaga.

That way I can have my cake and eat it too.

It's coward.

Cowardly.

Yeah.

And this does nothing, as a fan who's like turning, this does nothing to bring me back.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So who would have thought?

Who would have thought

it'd be some sex teddy bears that just came between us and Kim?

No, totally.

She has to do more.

There was a story yesterday that the family had like a family meeting at Travis Barker's studio.

Did you see that?

No.

I don't know why the press like said it was a family meeting when it was like all of them showed up to Travis's studio.

They were there and it was the sun was out and they left when the sun was down.

And like, what were they doing there if not to like have a meeting?

I feel like it was like a a crisis meeting about this the headlines didn't even mention balenciaga they said it was a family meeting about kim's settlement what

no kim's settlement news is so uninteresting to me they're trying to make it interesting because so people are talking about kim's settlement like who gives a shit about kim's settlement like it's not like it changes anything in either of their lives they both

wage money you're so right the way that like all the details are like being pushed out like on so you're so right they're trying to make two hundred thousand dollars a month to raise a kid who cares that's not even a lot don't care you're both billionaires doesn't matter who pays for the kids like the kids will be paid for Yeah, no, I'm not worried about the kids getting their tuition checks.

Even when Kim and Kanye first announced their divorce, not for a nary a second did I wonder who was getting what.

Check it, you're so fucking right.

Like they'll each have a billion no matter how you size it.

Don't be tricked.

Like, don't be tricked into caring about the settlement.

You're right.

I literally don't care about the settlement.

So they had a meeting.

They had a meeting.

At the settlement.

But I think it was a meeting about what to do about this.

And then the TMZ article came out with the inside info.

I think that's, they think this is a solution.

If anybody's listening, I don't think this is a solution.

No.

So lame.

Like, Kuma's supposed to be cooler than this.

Like, she's the most famous.

She doesn't need anyone.

She doesn't want for anything.

Like, she doesn't have to kowtow to people.

Like, just go with, do what's right.

No, and like, you can be the coolest person in the world, but if you don't stand up for kids, like, I'm not cool anymore.

You're nasty.

I agree.

Especially because like the kids are like the maybe the one group that like don't have

like can't speak for themselves.

Like they don't have platforms.

Like they're just being kids.

So like it's for the adults to speak for them.

Yeah.

Everyone else can go and get their microphone and share their piece.

No, you're so right.

So that's where I draw the line.

The campers.

Are you ready for our next story?

It's some great advertising news.

Lindsay Lohan gets back in her mean girl Santa suit to make dirty sodas in the new Pepsi ad.

So Lindsay is the new face of Pepsi and they are sharing their festive campaign, which is called Pilk and Cookies.

Now it's positive and negative.

So it's Pilk because it's Pepsi and milk.

She drinks and that's called a dirty soda.

So that's really gross, but she says in the campaign, it's Pepsi and milk.

Pilk.

Cute.

But by the way, like Lindsay being in a Pepsi commercial is giving 2003 icon era, like Brittany and the Pepsi commercials, like when Pepsi's commercials, like Beyoncé, Pink, and Christine Aguilera, I think.

Like, this is iconic.

It's really iconic.

It's crazy how Lindsay can go through so much, like, do so many things, the craziest stories, and then she just sits down and drinks a Pepsi and says one line.

I'm like, nothing's changed.

No, it's so true, especially like.

I watched just bits and pieces of her new movie.

She really looks great.

Like, she really looks the same.

I'm so excited to watch her new movie.

Add it to the list.

Add it to the list.

What's it called?

I don't know, but just search Lindsay Lohan on Netflix.

Yeah.

I've I've been meaning to watch it.

I'm so excited.

And what's so, I think, iconic about her, aside from everything else, is her voice.

Her voice is so distinct.

And even though so much about her has changed over the years, like that voice takes you back.

And it's like, actually,

an amazing point.

And her hair.

No, but her hair changed over the years so many times.

No, but she's back to red.

I don't know how as a redhead, you could dye your hair and then you can go back to red.

Like, how does that work?

I thought once it's like.

No, your hair grows.

Okay, but that's not what happened here.

What do you mean?

Like, she used to be blonde.

She didn't grow like all fresh new hair from her roots to her tips.

I think she like dyed it back.

Oh, that's an interesting point.

You know, that's, I think, like, at some point, she probably

had like her roots coming back.

So she dyed the rest of her hair red and then waited for the rest to keep growing and trimming and growing and trimming.

Maybe that's what happened here because it's been so long, but I feel like in general, redheads like go back and forth.

And it's like, how do you get your original color back?

No, that's actually a really good point.

Maybe the original color is like a dye, like a

redhead.

No, there's still a natural redhead, but the color they're having is like a red dye.

Right, but that's what I'm saying.

And it's like, wow.

No, that's not the real thing.

Yeah.

So that's some cute marketing news.

I will not be drinking soda and milk, and it's pretty nasty, but it got us talking.

It's absolutely vile.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

Yes.

A story that McLardia requested.

Oh, yeah.

It's a McLardia original.

Yeah, I'm ready.

A radio host has dubbed Teresa Judice the rudest person ever after their interview.

Awesome.

So before we discuss,

I read the article.

Read the whole article because they have like a transcript in there.

And then Andy speaks on it too.

Boston radio personality Billy Costa slammed Teresa Judice as quote an idiot, quote, nothing, and quote, a monster after she allegedly, quote, attacked him in a live interview on Monday.

She was easily hands down the rudest person I've ever interviewed, the radio host said on his show after the interview ended.

The show is Billy and Lisa in the morning.

The Real Houses of New Jersey star appeared on the program

to promote an event she's co-hosting in Lynn, Massachusetts.

However, the interview took a turn once Billy asked Teresa about writing her book, Turning the Tables, after her 11-month stint in prison in 2015.

He asked her, quote, Teresa, we know you spent some time in prison, but you came out of prison and wrote a book, a bestseller, about your time in prison.

And did it focus a lot on the food in prison?

That was his question.

She then told the radio host that she, quote, really didn't want to talk about that.

He said,

sorry, she said, I don't know if you know this, but I'm a four times New York selling, best-selling, New York Times best-selling author.

He then tried to move on.

He assured her that he did know that, and then tried to move on from the confrontation and asked about the event she was promoting, but Teresa wasn't ready to let it go.

She said, quote, we're going to have a good time and it's all about being positive, right?

And not negative.

You should learn some of that, she told bluntly to the radio host, and he replied that he'd work on that.

One of the show's other hosts, Justin, then chimed in and argued that they weren't being negative since her book is part of her bio, which was given to them by her publicist.

She said, quote, I have a podcast called Namaste Bitches, and you should listen to it and learn how to be a little more Namaste.

Then her rep cut her off and encouraged the hosts to come to her clients' event.

After Teresa hung up following the short phone interview, the hosts wasted no time in sharing their thoughts on the star.

Quote, I did time in prison too, and you said, quote, yeah, you did time in prison, but you got out, you wrote a successful book, which it was.

It was a huge book, Justin revealed, while the other co-hosts agreed that it was supposed to be from a positive perspective.

Justin also claimed that they stayed away from all the other topics they were told not to ask about, including Teresa's strained relationship with her brother Joe Gorga and the hate she's received on social media for wearing Balenciaga amid their controversy.

Wow.

I thought that was really interesting.

Then Billy said, I don't even want a coffee with Teresa Judice when he was asked if he was still planning on going to her event.

Teresa has yet to comment directly on the remarks the hosts made about her.

But her term publicist

said, quote, I think Mr.

Costa needs to work on being a bit more namaste like Teresa is.

He seemed like he was looking for a confrontation or to have his moment.

I would recommend he listen to Teresa's podcast, Namaste Bitches, so he can work on himself and learn how to properly treat guests on his show.

Then Andy addressed the controversy on his Sirius XM show.

His executive,

sorry, he asked the first caller

what was said and asked her since they had to say something to get her to be that rude.

The caller doubled down, stating that Teresa was rude right off the bat.

And Andy seemed shocked, responding, that's what's happening in Boston this morning.

I like it.

Okay, so to me, this is so layered because like one,

I completely believe that this man who by the way, a lot of Boston toasters really talking about it, like he's a huge deal.

Like he's like a radio legend, like who's probably interviewed like a lot of really famous people.

Like I 100% believe him when he says that she's the rudest person he's ever interviewed.

Like she's literally a monster.

Two, I actually don't think he was being nefarious at all.

And I kind of love that they threw in her face all the things they were told not to talk about and didn't talk about.

And if prison is in your bio, then prison's in your bio.

No, here's what I find so interesting about this story.

Obviously, this guy does not watch Real Households.

He just lives in the world.

He doesn't watch Teresa.

Teresa lives by her own set of rules.

She's made everyone on the show abide by these set of rules.

They're...

Fraught with contradictions and things that make no sense.

And then Teresa like walks into the real world, expects everyone to like play by her rules and her sensitivities.

And this person is just a regular fucking person who has no idea who she is, read her bio.

She wrote a book about prison.

Let's talk about that book since we can't talk about this list of other things.

Right.

Has no idea that that's a trigger for her.

And instead of like just answering the question and being normal about it, she's like, wait, why won't you call it camp like I do and say that when you were away?

You said, you said I went to jail.

Oh my gosh, you've, you've triggered me.

No, but this is also like the environment that Bravo fosters.

I mean, Andy literally said, I like it.

Like there are certain women who become absolute monsters who were honestly just as bad as Mariah Carey.

But Mariah Carey is known by the entire world, not a specific corner of the internet.

No.

So it's like, it's exactly what you're saying.

It's like.

Teresa lives in a bubble where everybody coddles Teresa, even on her show, even at the union, like they're her fans.

Like, I'm sure on social media, everyone in her comments is like, Teresa, Teresa.

And she walked out of her bubble to promote an event inside of her bubble.

And she was shocked that someone asked her a question.

And it actually was not an offensive question, considering he doesn't know anything about her other than what they told him about her.

So he said, And by the way, one of the other hosts had been to jail.

So it's like you could have actually had a really

honest

and open conversation.

I'm sure that's what what they were hoping.

They didn't know the monster on the other end.

They didn't know they were talking to an actual nut job.

Right, like not a human being.

So to me, even though she was obviously being rude, I don't even know if that's like the right way to describe her.

Like she is the most delusional person that she expects everyone to

like live in Teresa land.

No, but Jackie, us coming up with a word.

But we live in America.

Jackie, us coming up with a word for it that's not rude is us being a part of the bubble and a part of the problem.

Because in the real world, that is rude no no it's rude and it comes off as rude but um it stems from like her greater delusion right and like her lack of honestly like awareness of what's going on around her at all times yeah so that was a wild story it does not surprise me whatsoever love that he told us what they couldn't talk about and that's a completely normal question and she was like why don't you talk about how i'm a four-time best-selling author and it's like i did because i just literally asked your book that you wrote i did because i just asked you about your book that was bestselling everybody's talking about.

That's what everybody's asking her about.

And if I hear the phrase, Namaste Bitches podcast again, like, I'm not okay.

Claudia, you should listen to Namaste Bitches podcast so that you could learn how to be a little more Namaste.

Also, the way that she's talking about.

She talks in like housewives quotes where it's like, we need to focus on the positive, not the negative, from the nastiest bitch ever.

No, it's so true.

Like, she's literally the hunchback who can't see her own hunch.

And it used to be funny and now it's actually infuriating.

You asked me a question.

I'm not going to answer it, but I'm going to reply with be positive.

No, and the way like her, her whole aesthetic, but specifically with the podcast being titled Namaste.

I can't even say it.

I can't even say it.

Is so choogy.

Like it's so live, laugh, love.

It's so millennial.

Like it's horrifying.

Yeah.

Those are my thoughts on Teresa today.

But I think if you want to learn how to be a little more namaste, you should listen to Teresa, who is the epitome of Namaste.

definitely check it out

and that's our show our final show of the week so jackie i wish you a wonderful weekend i'm sure i'll talk to you good luck in delaware what did delaware

dela who is that a riddle

isn't that a riddle delaw why

that's a riddle what did delaware i just made it up

um

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Claudia, do you want to know what Della wore?

What?

Her new jersey.

Oh, God.

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