Mhmmm: Tuesday, October 25th, 2022

Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the morning.

I'm really struggling.

Welcome back to the toast.

Happy Tuesday.

Hope everyone's having a fabulous day thus far.

Hey Jacks, are you having a fabulous day thus far?

Our day could not be more fabulous than this far.

We're recording a little later today because this morning we had a very special occasion.

We were celebrating a simcha, the bris of our nephew.

And they are simchas, they are happy occasions, but they're really like kind of emotional and tough because the bib is crying and crying and crying and you really can't do anything about it no and i know you guys weren't there but let me just replay it for you snip

pretty much that's how it went that's why jackie and i if you're watching on youtube which you should be we look so unbelievably gorgeous and sickening we're both wearing dresses and we have our hair done and our makeup done and we've got our big heels on our big heels so it's freezing in this studio and i am gonna cover up with a blanket but i just wanted everyone to see the fabulousness that is jackson clawed on this gorgeous tuesday morning right and we were thinking about changing for the show but it's like why do we have to be slobs if we're wearing fabulous outfits?

Like, why can't we wear the fabulous episode in the show?

Well, we can do whatever we want, but I do feel like I am my funniest when I feel like a slob.

Do you know what I mean?

Yeah.

So it'll be interesting to see how today's

funny episode today

goes in shapewear.

100%.

I'm actually not wearing any shapewear.

I didn't bring any.

Isn't that crazy?

That is crazy.

I can't breathe.

I'm so sorry.

We've got a fab show.

We've got a fab show.

We've got Fast Five.

No TV recap tonight, today.

And today's episode is up a little bit later, but like we were celebrating the gift of life, so everyone can wait a minute, you know?

Yes, they can.

No TV recap, but I did finish my program, The Empress.

Not the program.

It was so good.

I have to read a book about Cece now.

Like I can't wait till season two to know Cece's fate, even though I do know a little bit.

Once I finish the book that I am currently embroiled in, then I have to be read the book for the Redheads.

And then I'll be reading about Cece, I think, The Accidental Empress by Alison Pataki.

So there is no TV recap,

but I did start watching the new season of Love is Blind and I'm not going to finish it because it's really just not my favorite show.

Like it's just not.

However, there was a moment that I want to tell you about that like you will find so funny.

I mean, I sat in for two seconds and it made me actually want to watch this season.

Well, I really am enjoying it because one of the girls who gets engaged and who

is, I think, becoming a fan favorite is a plus size girl.

And they never include plus size people.

And like, that's a real factor in dating blind.

Like, so I really appreciate it.

And like, I think she has like the best guy and, um, she's Israeli too, which like we just love.

But did they meet?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And he's all about it.

Like, he's like, oh my God, you're so beautiful.

Oh, yay.

I told you he was going to think.

So that's the scene that I saw.

Yeah.

And Claudia was like saying, I don't know if he knows.

Right.

Like, it's, I do feel like it's something you share.

Like, if you,

I don't, I don't know.

I feel like.

They don't show us this, but I do feel like you describe a little bit what you look like over the hours of talking to someone.

Like, I think I would say, I have red hair.

Right, right.

It's the same kind of thing.

Right.

Well, that's not the moment though i wanted to tell you about there was this like cringe moment where i was so confused and i was curious if anyone else is this one girl i think her name is raven um

she's like i have to tell you something and everyone has like something like like a like a burden or something they want to share like one girl was like you know i was an egg donor for eight different families so like there's potentially over a hundred of my biological children.

A lot of guys aren't into that.

The guy was like, that's fine with me.

So everyone has like a thing.

So this girl was like being really dramatic about her thing.

And she goes,

so yeah, I work in the service industry on the weekends.

And the guy was like, so like, you strip?

I thought she was saying she's a prostitute.

And she was like, no, like, I bartend and stuff.

And he was like, okay.

And she was like, yeah.

And just like a lot of guys, like, I have really not been happy with that.

It was so dramatic.

Like, for what?

For what?

I was like, what am I missing?

I'm like, is this a weird way of saying like,

I, like, I'm a prostitute?

Like, I was, it was such a weird moment that is weird and she was like no not stripper and it's like well that's what you sounded like yeah she barked 10s on the weekends like millions of people it was the weirdest thing that is really weird um i'm not gonna finish it just because like it's a lot of episodes and there's really only one couple that like i'm actually interested in but um people seem to really be enjoying this season more so than they've enjoyed previous seasons that's great Oh good, a button on my dress already fell off.

Oh, good thing you had that extra sack of buttons that you pulled off before.

Like, why is everything in my life broken?

And the stress is brand new.

I don't know, but it looks great on you.

Thank you so much.

It looks so beautiful.

Thank you, Auntie Sack.

Michaela's really gotten good at saying our names.

Obviously, Jackie's most

because you live here.

Auntie Sack, Auntie Sack.

And for me, Auntie Cordia, Auntie Cordia, it is like hearing my name come from the lips of an angel.

Like, there's really no sound more beautiful except for my own voice, but

pretty good.

Of course.

Was there anything else you wanted to chat about before we dived in?

Like, we have good stories today.

We do have good stories.

Book update.

I'm reading The Princess Spy, which is that history book by the man that I was talking about.

And it's, so what happened was last week I read historical fiction about Hedi Lamar and I came to find out afterwards that like

the artist, the author took some artistic liberties, left out some stuff.

And I'm like, well, that's annoying.

I want to know the true story.

Like maybe historical fiction, like I need to be reading more history because they really

improv too much.

And I want to know, I know I'm this is riveting, so try to keep your eyes.

I'm glittering my eyes are glad

over.

Yeah, total, no, totally, yeah.

Like, so rude.

No, it's it's so rude.

It's so rude.

It's, I don't complain about a lot, but like, it's so rude of me.

And it's not even like pretend to be interested.

Just be interested in what your sister's saying.

It's so rude of me, but also like it's hella boring.

It's really not.

Not for the readers out there.

Okay.

Five in silence.

Thank you.

Okay, so we're moving on?

Yeah.

No, finish your story.

No, I want to move on.

Okay.

So we have a fast five today.

Some really sad news.

I'm assuming it's a story, Leslie Jordan.

Yeah.

So sad.

So we'll talk about that.

And we'll just talk about things, mostly ourselves and mostly the kids.

Yeah.

Are you going to do that the whole time?

Okay, well, I guess I could then kind of like do a one-woman show if you're just going to be mm-hmming me the whole time.

Finish the thing about your book.

Like, come on.

No, no.

Now you don't get to hear it, and everyone's going to just be on the edge of their seats all day.

Okay.

Just wondering.

Maybe you'll

chose this book.

Maybe you'll put some like extra

info and details on your Instagram.

That's a good way.

We can drive people to your Instagram.

Oh, now she's trying to butter me up.

Now I'm trying to help.

Yeah.

Like you're clearly mad.

Like you're clearly pressed.

Meanwhile, I didn't even say anything until you called me out.

I was just being like, agreeable.

Agreeable.

So

you're not sharing.

You're going to make this a whole thing and you're not going to share it.

I'll share it for everyone else.

Yeah, don't do it for me.

I don't even care if you're listening or not.

You can leave the room for all I care.

No, so then I was like, I want to read the history about someone, not someone's interpretation.

Please stop saying

just stop.

And so this book is straight facts, as Lionel states.

I think that's his name in the

beginning of the book.

Sorry, like, that's how I talk.

Like, that's how I converse.

Like, if you don't like it, if you don't like it, like, that's on you.

That's how I talk.

Okay.

Okay.

You're not going to silence me now.

And I'm finding it to be a little dry.

Whereas the ad living.

He even said at one point, like, every conversation that happens in the book is directly taken from a correspondence.

There's no fiction here.

And now I understand why they add a little fiction to these things because it's a little dry, but I'm going to trust the process.

And I'm going to finish the book.

TTP, man.

Trust the process.

And if anyone's read it and liked it, please continue.

Encourage me because I'm 18%.

So that seems like a waste for sure to back off now.

100%.

100%.

Thank you for sharing.

And I'm sorry that my feigned interest wasn't enough for you, but like I can only like fake it so much until, you know?

I guess my issue is like, I never have to fake it for you.

Well, maybe it's because I talk about interesting things.

No, that's not it.

No, but like.

But like, what do you, what do I talk about that?

Like, you truly like don't care.

It's just like, no, it's not that I, I listen, like, the thing is, I never don't care about what you're saying.

Because you're saying.

Okay, so what you're saying is you're better than me.

Okay.

Can we move on?

Sure.

Also, Jackie and I made a TikTok today.

And I just feel like we're kind of like breaking the internet.

We were just like showing off our outfits, being cute, making the briss about us.

And if you want to check that out, like you definitely should.

Oh, also, we didn't really even talk about.

you know, privately, let alone publicly, kind of how, you know, me, a childless woman, kind of became like the face of motherhood yesterday.

You really did.

Yeah.

I'm honestly, I was really glad that the episode resonated with so many moms.

And like we got tagged in so many stories, people being like, truly thank you.

Like I was listening to this while breastfeeding.

so i just i wanted to reiterate that point like stay-at-home moms we see you yeah and i know that we have so many listeners who are stay-at-home moms and i figured they'd be appreciate being seen yesterday but i was really moved by how moved everyone was that we just took a moment to appreciate our shms out there also a moment to appreciate the working moms because that's hard too like being a for full-time working mom but then also have to you know be a parent morning and night and then like leaving your child which is also really hard yes definitely especially moms in general i just was reading an interesting article about like the, the new roles of like men and women, especially as pertaining to the family and how even women who work, like instead of being stay-at-home moms, like wound up picking up a double shift because you still have to cook and clean

and take care of kids.

And so it's like kind of a raw deal.

No, that's what I've kind of learned as I've grown up and like everyone around me is having children.

Like being a mom, raw deal.

Like, of course, the gift of life is such a blessing and we should all be so lucky.

like, normalized talking about the bad parts of it, too.

Yeah.

No, the gift of life is the greatest gift, really.

And that's why you put up with everything else.

That's what makes it worth it.

Yes.

And that's what makes you beautiful.

Oh, I saw this funny ass video of Ellen DeGeneres at the Harry Styles.

He's, you know how he did an MSG residency?

He started one in LA.

I think it was a lot of fun.

I saw Jason Marie was there.

Yeah, Jason Marie was there.

And Ellen was there, you know, with her, you know, fancy seats and somebody was videoing her listening to That's What Makes You Beautiful.

And like, it was one of those videos where like you're watching watching someone pretend to know the words like and it was of the hook it was that's what makes you and she was like

watermelon candy yeah it was like so cringe i personally feel extremely uncomfortable watching people pretend to know the lyrics to songs like either just like don't sing or know the words don't sing it's totally fine it's so embarrassing and if i'm ever caught like on video or just like in real life like flubbing the words, I get so embarrassed because I'm like, people know us as the girls who like know the lyrics to all the songs.

We retain so many lyrics.

So if i'm ever like caught not knowing i feel like hella embarrassed or like when someone's like videoing in the club and then it goes to you and like you don't give you that part

Yeah, that actually just take yourself home.

That actually happened to me with Shannon Ford.

We were at a birthday party and my song started to play because it was my friend's birthday party and he put it on a playlist, which was really nice.

And I'm filming Margot and me and then I go to Shannon and like it wasn't like the chorus and like Shannon didn't know the words, which was like deeply offensive, but I did restart the video at the chorus and then she knew the words.

That's sometimes that's all you got to do.

Because I'm a good friend.

You You are.

I mean, I sure it was about her.

I did it for her.

Yeah, of course.

Of course.

As you do all things.

For others.

For others.

So I feel like we can dive in

to the fast five.

Yeah.

Without further ado, did it, did it, do.

Where are you?

Theo loves his auntie.

Did it do it do?

Where is Brew?

The Streis brothers love a British.

Did it, did it, do?

Where is Brew?

Probably with his auntie because he spends more time with me and

Theo than he does with you.

It's while I'm here.

While Claudia's here, Bruno can always be found in her room.

That's where he chooses to spend his time.

I'm so happy for him.

Yeah, me too.

That's what I promised him when I told him you guys were coming.

I said, Bruno, it's adventure.

Like, go, do your thing.

I'm laying in bed last night and like Theo mindlessly like gets in bed and like lays in my lap.

I don't even like look at him.

And then 20 minutes later, I'm scrolling TikTok.

You come in and you're like, Bruno.

And I look at my my lap and is Bruno in my lap.

I just assumed it was Theo.

Yeah, no, Theo is

on the floor in the luggage.

Bruno's obsessed.

Bruno's obsessed with Auntie.

But he's also obsessed with besting Theo.

Yeah, like becoming Auntie's number one just to spite Theo.

Yeah, like Theo can't have anything that Bruno.

Like if I give Theo a scratch, Bruno shows up, shakes his tail.

Yeah, hey, what about me?

Where's my scratch?

Jelly time.

Yeah, because I explained it to you.

Like Bruno's taking a backseat to Harry, obviously.

Like, he knows I'm the number two boy in this group because things change.

But he won't sink any further than number two.

He must be number two now.

And Theo cannot come anywhere near that number.

I respect the hustle, I do.

I do, but he's like, not that way with Magnolia.

It's so funny.

Like, he literally comes for Theo's juggular.

It's chivalry with Magnolia.

She's a lady.

Yeah.

Theo's just like, bro, calm down.

We are all friends.

No, bro, except trying so hard.

That's really what it is.

All right.

So here are the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your toast.

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First story, Adidas drops Kanye West after anti-Semitic comments.

Adidas officially has ended its partnership with Kanye after he made numerous anti-Semitic comments.

They released a statement today saying, quote, Adidas does not tolerate anti-Semitism and any other sort of hate speech.

Ye's recent comments and actions have been unacceptable, hateful, and dangerous.

And they violate the company's values of diversity and inclusion, mutual respect, and fairness.

Took them a long time to do it.

Yeah, I think it's been two weeks.

And I saw,

you know, like yearly revenue for Adidas when it comes to Kanye is almost $300 million.

So this wasn't like a...

a small decision they had to make.

Right.

It did take them quite a long time.

And this now has Kanye officially removed from the Forbes billionaires list because that deal is worth so much money to him.

Got it.

I have so many different thoughts and feelings at this whole thing.

On the one hand, like, not even on the one hand.

I don't know if I'm the only person who like didn't care whether Adidas drops him or not.

Like, it doesn't change anything.

And it makes me feel even, like, now experiencing it and watching this all play out, like, makes me feel even more sure like canceling people doesn't help anything, doesn't solve anything.

It's not any better for the jewish people that kanye doesn't have to deal with adidas like i i don't care especially when it's like two weeks later i saw like people saying they've dropped athletes sooner for using steroids right oh oh

okay let's talk about his uh talent agency caa after two weeks dropped him your girl got canceled in 2018 for tweets i wrote in high school and i was canceled that morning like it was less than an hour so everyone at that makes it feel like so performative i think though for a lot of people like jewish like ben and his friends they love adidas Like I don't think a lot of people is from the Jewish community like are going to be really comfortable and down to be like spending a lot of money on Adidas sneakers like knowing that like this is not something they like immediately want to stay away from.

Like if you like if someone, if one of our TNN shows was saying crazy fucking shit, like you don't want to be associated with that.

It's more, it's not canceling, but it's more like, ew, like go.

No, and also like we live in the cancel culture.

Like everyone, like these are the consequences.

Right.

So it's odd that it took them so long for anyone else saying anything else.

It would have been much more swift or doing anything else as it's been in the past.

It's not like Adidas doesn't subscribe to the same corporate law that everyone else does.

And a lot of people are like, well, you know, as someone who doesn't believe in cancel culture, like, how do you reconcile this?

Is it only because you're Jewish?

And I think that's a good question.

This makes me believe in cancel culture even less because I'm watching this and I'm like, this changes nothing.

This fixes nothing.

This only has Kanye digging his heels in deeper.

This only proves what he's saying to his fans is true because it seems like the Jews control everything.

This solves nothing.

I think, and for the people who are like, yes, finally, Adidas shot him, it's like the smallest of potatoes and you're missing the whole big picture.

Whole point.

But I just to

finish my point is like, I feel like cancel culture went to a place where it's like, if you had, you know, old tweets from your past come back, like everything you had worked for gets taken from you.

If you said something that you didn't mean to be offensive, but obviously it came out offensive or it offended people, like intent versus impact, you'll immediately lose everything.

Right.

So it's like, for me, I feel like those three types of scenarios leave no room for grace, like no room for people maybe just like genuinely making a mistake.

In the case of Kanye, no mistakes were made.

It hasn't even doubled down, quadrupled down.

He did a Pierce Morgan interview.

Like it's clear that this is how he feels.

It's not like an incident where somebody made a mistake.

And in incidents where people have made mistakes or things from their past come up, we're so quick to act.

Like we can't, we can't strip them of their accomplishments fast fast enough.

Like we can't do enough.

And so for Kanye, it's been like, yeah, this is how I feel.

I'm not taking it back.

I'm actually going to go even further.

All of that.

And that takes two weeks.

That's why cancel culture is flawed because this is not cancel culture.

Cancel culture is stripping someone of all of their right to make a living, all of their accomplishments for a mistake that they made.

Right.

And that they're, and that they're sorry.

They're very easily apologizing

and really eager and open to understand why it was wrong and move on.

And just not accepting people's apologies.

This is not that.

No.

This is just straight up anti-Semitism.

Yeah.

And I do, I know we have like kind of differing opinions on this.

Like I do,

and I hear what you're saying.

For me, like logging onto social media and seeing like, finally, like everyone is talking about anti-Semitism, I am grateful.

And I, they're not talking about anti-Semitism.

They're talking about Kanye's anti-Semitism.

I know.

And I and I just like, this is a, in, in, an ideal world for me, this would be a gateway to learning about everything else.

But I just think like the obsession with Kanye, it's like, it's kind of missing the point.

No.

And like, I understand why you feel like logging on and seeing seeing everyone's posting like, I support Jews, Jewish people, it feels like forever, like literally we were like, that was never going to happen.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And that nobody and nobody cared.

And so yes, it's nice to see that people care, but like in the

picture, the whole picture of anti-Semitism, like it's not.

This is small potatoes.

This is, and it's, everyone agrees, like, Kanye is wrong and nuts.

And yeah.

So I don't.

feel like it does anything.

And to me, like if the worst part is that people have now feel like they've helped.

Oh, I posted that.

I did my part.

Anti-Semitism is solved.

Let's move on when things are worse than they've ever been.

So I guess that's, and what is alarming for me is not just like what Kanye is saying, but I don't think he's really.

converting anyone to being anti-Semitic.

I think it's coming out of the woodwork.

It's highlighting how many people are anti-Semitic.

That's very true.

And you look at the comments and anyone who posted, any celebrity who posted, I said that black thing with the blue font, I support my Jewish friends.

And look at the comments.

Yeah, no, you're right.

People like getting more comfortable in their anti-Semitism.

That's so true.

So I guess like in an ideal world, this would be a gateway and like anyone who's wanting to do more and not just be like, oh, I fixed Kanye.

I'm done.

I guess we would implore you to like keep looking because this is nothing compared to what goes on every day

in Jewish communities.

And it's so bizarre to me,

and not bizarre, but it's like interesting to me.

What gets circulated, you know, every single day.

I follow accounts like stop anti-Semitism, the Israel files, stand with us.

Every single day in my newsfeed, I see instances of anti-Semitism in this country on college campuses, violence, graffiti, Jews will die, swastikas, swastikas, every single day.

People on the highway, honk, if the Jews made COVID, whatever.

And just this time, it's that one picture that everybody's sharing of the honk if Kanye was right, the highway thing.

And it's like, there are so many things like this that nobody cares about.

Yeah.

Why now?

Why this picture?

I agree.

I honestly, like, I just think you need to lower your standards.

Like people are talking about it it and like we can nitpick and stuff, but like, it's just this cycle of like, right, something

sparks outrage.

Everybody posts the same thing.

They feel like they've marked themselves as safe because I showed my support.

And it's like, that's just not support.

No, there's a, there's a myriad of issues when it comes to like social media access.

And it's for every

few months there's something else that comes.

You know, you didn't help.

And the worst part is that like you actually think that you didn't.

So you're not going to do anything to actually help.

Okay.

So

what can people do to help?

To anti-Semitism, support Israel.

Yeah.

Support Israel.

And anyone who tells you Israel is engaging in ethnic cleansing or genocide or any of that nonsense, call them out.

That is a lie.

And don't just take my word for it.

Like go read the history.

It's in the Bible.

Like it's history.

Study up on it.

Learn about Jewish history.

Learn about why Zionism is not a dirty word and why it's so important for the Jewish people to have a home state.

That to me, that's how you can help.

And that means everything to me.

Educate yourself on the Holocaust.

One and two people don't know what the Holocaust is.

Yeah.

That's it.

Yeah, that's good.

And don't like stand for people.

And then they're wise.

I think this is a great start.

How's that?

I just don't think it's the start.

I think it's the end.

I'm choosing to be a hopeful girly, a positive girly.

And so,

yeah, I don't know why like Adidas dropping, like, doesn't mean anything.

Especially after so many weeks, it's like, oh, you're really only doing it because of pressure.

Not because you actually care.

You hoped it would blow over and that you could get away with it and fly under the radar.

Higher hat.

Higher hat.

So that's the latest with yay.

More like nay.

Next story.

Leslie Jordan has died at the age of 67.

Leslie Jordan died on Monday morning after a car crash, his rep confirmed.

To page six, the famed comedian was driving in Hollywood when it was later suspected he suffered some sort of medical emergency and crashed his BMW into the side of the building.

The American horror story story star was also known for his work in Will and Grace, Hearts of Fire, Call Me Cat, and of course his viral Instagram content during the pandemic that brought a lot of joy to a lot of people.

Oh my God, this is so sad.

You know when like, it reminded me when you hear of like a celebrity dying and it's kind of sudden, like you're, you're just like for a moment, like you,

it's like an existential crisis.

Like I remember I felt that when I heard that Kobe Bryan had died because Leslie Jordan was only 67 and he's just like a very present figure on social media.

And it's just like, I'm, I'm shocked yeah and I was so confused as to how he died I assumed it was like a you know a medical thing and then it was a car crash and a medical thing so I'm just this is really sad like honestly p jom like real true p jom true p jom I hopefully we'll get more details in the following days of what exactly happened there's pictures of the car yeah crashing into like the side of a building so I think the speculation that he had a medical emergency

yeah is probably correct yeah so sad

so sad

so shocked when i read this like i was like wait like the like the

the words weren't generating like computing in my brain do you know what i mean yeah like i have that sometimes like when something i just get like crazy news like the words aren't making sense in english yeah you know no i i do it's really sad and i feel like a lot of people like we're really big fans of him so rest in peace rest in peace our next story taylor swift dropped some content for the Swifties.

She transformed into Cinderella.

For a sparkling, bejeweled video, she said, this video is wild, whimsical, and created specifically for you, my beloved fans, who have paved this shimmering path.

Let's talk about the video.

It was really important because Taylor, it was like a play on Cinderella.

She had three evil stepsisters played by the Hamesisters, an evil stepmother, played by Laura Dern, who was excellent.

How you dern.

And Taylor played The Wench, which was really like thrilling.

It was big for wenches everywhere.

It was big for the Wench community.

The Wench.

We are firm leaders in.

So I was so, and like they said the word wench like two or three times in the video.

And I was just like living for it because wench has become one of my favorite words.

They said another word that we love.

Weasel.

Yes.

And they said another word that we love.

I was just thinking it.

She said, lest we forget.

Yeah.

So it was kind of like a toasty music video.

Quite toasty.

And the premise of the video

is that there's like this ball and, you know, there's a talent competition.

And the person who wins the talent competition gets a proposal from the prince and a key to a castle.

Obviously, Taylor, you know, sneaks out of the house, goes to the talent competition, wins, and denies the proposal, but takes the castle queen.

It was star-studded.

Dida Vantis was in it.

Pat McGrath was in it.

Jack Antonoff, Laura Dern, and the Hames Sisters.

But for me, what I really took away from the music video was like, I think this is the first time.

ever that I've seen Taylor be like sexy in a bikini.

She's like always been very conservative and she talks about that a lot in her

documentary.

And it's not for the reasons one might think.

It's just like, it's just not something she's ever really been comfortable doing.

The

burlesque show, she's wearing a diamond bikini.

It's not like high-waisted stuff.

No, she's wearing many different outfits, but one of them is a bra nundies, but like they're bedasses.

Oh, I see, I see.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So it was just like kind of crazy.

Like now that I think about it, I've seen her in a bikini once in these blurry pictures when she was staying in Lenny Kravitz's RV, remember?

On the beach?

Her and Joe?

Well, because people think she doesn't have a belly button, but her belly button is seen here.

She looks amazing.

I just felt like it was so crazy.

Like she's just not that girl.

Yeah.

Like I loved it.

She looked incredible.

And like the aesthetic of the video, which was like very 50s glamour,

burlesque, bejeweled, big martini glasses, Dida Vantis side parts.

It was amazing and I loved it.

I was just like, really shook at like the body.

I mean, her body's incredible, but like we've never seen it.

Yeah.

That's just not what Taylor does because she's like this.

She's always been like this conservative girly, like red era wearing like keds and below-the-knee skirts.

For sure.

And yes, this is probably the most skin we've seen from her, but it's still like a

fashion bikini.

Like they're, it's more covered than like a, it's still triangle bathing suit, but it's still like sexy.

It's sexy, sure.

It's a sexy baby.

She looks so good.

Like really, it was a really beautiful music video.

And of course, there's like so many Easter eggs.

I think a lot of people, for them, this video pretty much confirmed that the next re-recording is Speak Now.

Because someone said, don't speak it like Laura Dern said in the beginning.

Laura Dern said something in the beginning.

In the beginning, before the music video starts, they're actually playing Enchanted in the background.

When she gets in the elevator, she goes to the third floor.

Oh, I thought it was because of 13.

No, but there are 13 floors in the building, of course.

Then she's wearing clips in her hair that say TS.

And then again, it says SN.

So I don't think she was really trying to be coy.

Like, I think she's like being like, yeah, Speak Now is next, which is super exciting.

Obviously, I was hoping for 1989, but like, it's okay.

And I have to imagine that the version of Enchanted that was at the beginning, which was very low and difficult to hear, is Taylor's version, right?

Yeah, if she's sampling it.

Right.

She's got a version.

She's going to pay scooter.

No.

So it was just a really stunning music video.

She went on Jimmy Fallon last night to like tease it and get everyone excited.

And she looked great.

She's just like, this is a really like stunning era for her.

She looks so good and tall and happy and healthy.

And I'm just loving it.

Really, truly loving it.

Yeah.

The aesthetics are great.

And the music videos have been really premium i really liked the anti-hero one that one wasn't as like glamorous it was very like introspective like because the whole concept of the album is like things that keep keep you up at night and i think for a lot of people like everyone has like these insecurities about the way other people perceive them and so she had these three different versions of herself that she feels like other people see her as and i guess i never really put together that like she's a really tall girl and i guess tall girls are like insecure about their height tall girl right unless you're like a model which most tall girls are not um so she's like this giant version of herself and the house that she's in is like a dollhouse to her because she's so tall.

And I think obviously, even if you're not tall, you can relate to that sentiment of like being kept up at night by like your appearance and like what people must see you as.

Yeah, that's how I feel today in these shoes.

Like so tall.

I'm just like a monster.

Right.

Like if it was my music video, like my late night version of myself would be like a big hairy moly beast.

Like, cause that's like how petrified I am that everyone sees me that way.

Do you know what I mean?

What would yours be?

Oh, well, now you have me thinking about being short.

Like being short does not bother me in this way.

It doesn't, but I do think like people, i think it bothers other people about

no about like they look at us and they're like we're so fuck them yeah yeah but like i just feel like it really clouds how people see us and not how i see myself i like seriously don't care like i'd so much rather be short than tall yeah and that's just i'm being like small and being short is like a cute thing about us you know yeah yeah like i don't think unless you're a guy but for a girl i really don't think there's any downsides to being short.

Of course, being a tall girl, you're limited in your, you know, dating options because you always want to date someone taller than you.

Some short girls like want to be taller, especially girls who are like five, five.

And I think see, think they could be models.

Well, yeah.

And they're like, they lie about their height to be taller.

And it's like, who cares?

No, totally.

Height is like not something in my brain that I factor, but you're right that it is for other people, but maybe it's because everyone is taller than us.

Like it's never mattered.

Yeah, I'm just like, this is how I see the world literally.

And I'm fine with it.

Same.

And like when I take pictures with people and like I'm the shortest one, like, great.

I'm so tiny and small and frail.

I love it.

Yeah.

So the music videos have been fabulous.

She did release a teaser like before,

oh, it was an Amazon Prime, the Thursday Night Football thing of all the music video, like things that she's going to be doing.

And there were clips in there that aren't in the anti-hero video and that aren't in the bejeweled video.

So there's more coming.

That's good.

I wish, like, it's a lot to digest in one week.

Like, I wish that these were singles and that we had time to process and enjoy because it's a lot.

So I actually am.

She's like flipped the model.

Yeah.

From her on herself.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah but like and it's cool to like be a flipper there's a conspiracy theory that this is a visual album kind of how like formation and every song has a video

cool like i just could have used some time yeah well now

give me no compasses give me no signs now that we've had like a decent amount of time i've definitely made more of i'm able to see the album not as just like a medley of songs and lyrics, but differentiating one from another.

And there are many songs that I'm really, really into.

I think currently You're on Your Own Kid is probably my favorite.

Again, because it's just so deeply introspective.

Like it's, it's so on point.

It's funny how like we're all so different, but at night, like we're all kept up by the same things.

Yeah.

No matter how big or small, like everyone worries about their family.

I think when you get to a certain age, you worry about your parents.

Like you, like, we're all the same, you know?

Yeah.

And you also worry about like how you're coming off to other people and what you look like and the people in your life.

Like we all really have the same problems.

And that's what I learned from the album.

So I love You're on Your Own Kid.

That one's like a lot about like how other people see you and like your body um i love the great war and i love bejeweled like it's such that's we made our tick tock spoiler alert it was to bejeweled we don't want to ruin it for you yeah but i think that was but i've already told you the song and what's in it so and you've seen our outfits um so you should still go to my tick tock and watch it you should best believe i'm still bejeweled when i'm but you know what With Taylor's albums, I really do feel like it takes me a long time to like get to know them completely.

And when they come out, they really make me like it highlights my favorite albums.

And I feel like this is, I've always said, like, my favorite Taylor album is 1989.

And it is, but I think my favorite Taylor album is now Evermore.

Now that like we've moved on to the next one,

Evermore is such

a work of art.

And I feel like it kind of stands in the shadow of folklore.

Yeah.

Like people like cream their pants over folklore.

Not on this show, not in our world, like because Evermore is better than folklore.

It is i think evermore like might be her best album which is like kind of crazy to say

i it's so hard because i think it's like evermore red and fearless but only because for me fearless like

just what it meant in my life you know what it didn't like if in my past like if i listened to all the songs now i don't want to listen to all them right now because they remind you of that time in your life and at that time in my life they were the best songs i ever heard right and like you were young and free and at camp like yeah they were like the songs that i needed for that time in my life no totally so that's the thing and i feel like this phase that i'm in now like is it's evermore you're you're an evermore phase well you are like a few years younger than her so you're just like a few years behind right trailing and if like when you're 32 you'll be listening to midnights maybe

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Yeah, well

so Katie Perry has suffered

an injury as her eyelid got stuck during her performance at her Vegas residency.

Her fans are joking that she suffered a glitch.

One eye open when I'm sleeping.

One eye.

Mechanical failure, they said.

But her fans were quick to joke that the usually well-oiled machine suffered a quote glitch on Monday night after her eyelid appeared to get stuck during her Las Vegas residency.

In footage, which has been uploaded to TikTok, the singer could be seen struggling to open one of her eyes in the middle of the show, with many users quipping she suffered a quote mechanical failure.

It was really like creepy to watch.

Like she has no control over one of her eyelids and it like stays shut and she tries to open it and it shuts it's giving like horror movie it looks really scary she like maybe she's like doing too much and going too fast like she needs to see a doctor and she needs to like it was actually really scary like it was like a total loss of a motor skill yes it was really like like people shouldn't be joking about it even myself like it looked i'm not a doctor obviously but it looked like hella serious it did look very serious some people are speculating that she had eyelash glue um or was wearing i saw someone say that there was lash um the magnetic lashes and so if you put them on the bottom no then the top one can get stuck to the the bottom one but that's not it no and it seems to be a medical issue it reminds me of like kind of what justin bieber when he had yeah like a paralysis of the face yeah

so it's really scary the video's really creepy like it really it's one of those things that gives you a chill up your spine no and like i think when it first came out people thought it was photoshopped or filter like a filter yeah um

but i hope she's okay me too like i feel like I actually kind of want to see her Vegas residency.

I've heard it's really good.

I feel like she's just like doing a lot, you know?

I'm sure it's great.

Is that a symptom of doing a lot?

I don't don't know, but like exhaustion, like when I get really tired, I do get like eye twitches.

It looks nothing like that.

And you can't even see my eye twitching.

It's just like in my eyebrow and it really fucking feels weird.

But maybe this is like, again, I'm not a doctor.

I'm probably the furthest thing from a doctor.

So this is just my diagnosis, which again means absolutely nothing to anyone.

So your diagnosis is doing a lot.

Yeah.

My diagnosis,

take a rest, you know, take a nap.

Well, diagnosis is see a doctor.

See a doctor for me.

Which I'm sure she is.

And like, she paused to like try and she was trying to like open her eyes.

It was It was really gross.

I think she's probably more shook than anyone else.

Yeah.

No, but like the video was extremely creepy.

Like, yeah.

It was giving American Horror Story.

I'm not trying to be mean.

I'm just saying like it, it felt really serious.

Yes, it does.

I'm sure it's serious to her, too.

Time.

Some curious time.

Give me no compasses.

Give me no signs.

Sorry, you can't like start singing, you know?

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

So quick.

That was quick.

A couple of them were like breeze through a couple.

This is going to be our first episode that's under an hour in probably two months.

Don't speak too soon because you never know, but we still start talking about something.

And I could tell you about the next book I want to read.

Oh, no.

I'm kidding.

Oh, my God.

I thought we were at the place where we could joke it, but we're not.

Okay.

No, maybe tomorrow.

Yeah, no, like you're entitled to be like sensitive.

It's fine.

Thank you.

Yeah, of course.

Some things like...

By the way, and actually, this is totally serious.

Like, sometimes some things just hit you.

Like, normally it wouldn't bother you, but whether it's the day or just like this one particular issue, like, hits you sideways, and like you get upset.

Yeah.

I get that.

Sometimes it's just like a one particular issue.

Maybe it's a buildup of all the other times I spoke.

Okay.

Calm down.

And all the other

I suffered through.

Yeah.

Okay.

Our fifth and final story.

A little really.

Because one thing about me is like if someone's talking and telling a story, like I can't be silent.

No, you really can't.

You don't have to.

No, this is me.

This is me.

Right.

Yeah.

No.

You don't have to say anything.

I can't.

Like, I cannot.

I'm like, yeah, yeah.

Right.

Right.

right, right, right, right, right.

That's what I do.

It's really annoying.

Is this an old coffee or a new coffee?

An hour.

Oh, you can have a sip.

Oh, no, it's not yesterday.

It's not?

Oh.

No.

So, yeah, that's just one thing about me.

That's why I'm a mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.

And maybe it was like I was a little bored, but maybe like, I think if you remember that it's something that I do, like it comes off like less patronizing, you know?

It can comfort me during those dark times.

Right.

Right.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story, a little real estate news?

Real houses of Orange Town is star Heather Dubrow is selling Chateau Dubrow for $55 million.

Heather Dubrow and her husband, Dr.

Terry Dubrow, have reportedly sold their 14-bedroom California mansion for a staggering $55 million.

Heather told Entertainment Tonight, with two kids at college, we've been thinking about our next move.

We just bought a cool penthouse in L.A.

And sometimes the universe shows you the right direction.

Change is exciting.

This was the,

now I think it took the record for the highest in Orange County, the highest residential home sale.

Wow.

Yeah.

I mean, it's a sick house.

It really is.

And at least we got like one season of it because she literally left the show as it was being built.

And then everyone used to wonder.

And she used to like make people go to her YouTube channel.

And to us, it feels like she just moved in and now she's moving out because we only saw one season.

But they've been living there for a really long time.

And it's really not that crazy given how long that they've lived there.

And they're.

We're always talking about how they would like flip properties and move on to the next.

Right.

Cause at the end of the day, like a home is an investment, no matter how big or small.

Yeah.

And their kids like are grown.

And you don't need 14 bedrooms.

No, and like Heather and Terry are like very much like socialites, celebrity thirst monsters.

So like they should be in LA.

They don't need like a big old house an hour and a half outside LA.

Like, yeah.

But what does this mean for her on the show?

What's going on with this?

In Orange County?

I have no idea.

Like Taylor Armstrong is on and Tamara returns.

Taylor Armstrong is.

I think we reported that.

Yeah.

As a friend, right?

Yeah.

That's a great question.

So

maybe, I don't know.

Maybe she won't come back.

I mean, they thought it was like going to change everything, and it changed quite literally nothing.

That's the thing about things is like nothing really changes.

No, that's the thing about housewives.

Like, at the end of the day, it's an ensemble thing.

Like, no matter, even if you have one amazing housewife, that was kind of like Ladies of London.

Like, you had Caroline Stanberry, but like some of the other ladies were falling flat.

No, no, no.

Ladies of London was a perfect show.

You know what I mean?

Like, it's not a one-woman show.

No, it's not.

It's not.

So

while Heather coming back was a good idea, like they changed nothing else.

Yeah.

Therefore, nothing changed.

Therefore.

Yeah.

So good for them.

Would love to have just like 55 milson in the bank.

So and they'll probably go buy some, build some more houses.

They like had one in Montana coming up.

They were looking at it.

Yeah.

And I'm sure that they will buy something else.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm not worried about them.

They do not, they do well for themselves.

Yeah.

I think they'll be just fine.

Um,

so that was the past five.

That was our show.

Pretty fast.

Thank you guys so much for listening to the toast.

We are back tomorrow for Dear Toasters.

There's no TV on tonight, right?

No.

Tell me lies.

It comes out at midnight.

Okay, so tomorrow.

Or we can watch because we have.

Oh, right.

Oh, yeah, we can watch.

Yeah.

We got screeners because we're like celebrity.

But I still have to watch last week, so I'll make time for that today.

Okay.

And then tonight, it's Wednesday.

Tomorrow is Salt Lake City and Beverly Hills.

Oh, because today's Tuesday.

I'm so sorry.

I'm getting so ahead of myself.

So we have Dear Toasters tomorrow, a little TV recap, and just another fabulous episode back at regular timing.

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