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Good

morning, Lynn.

Welcome back to the morning toast.

Happy Thursday.

I am joined by the snitch, and I just watched your episode with Claudia, and I love how you're inserting yourself into the GMM every day and in every way.

I know we have to.

I mean, like, I felt like I had to because I did it with Claudia.

So, like, it would be a slight if I didn't do it with you.

That's true.

But you know, when Claudia and I do remote episodes, she doesn't do it with me.

I do it solo.

Yeah, I was thinking, I was like, I don't know that that's going to work because, like, there's obviously like a second delay of sorts.

But no, I just put my best foot forward, and I hope that it worked out.

It definitely worked out.

We are here for another episode of Snitch on the Toast.

But um,

you sound like you're in slow-mo.

I know, we can't sing together, so please just let me have my moment.

Okay, I'll shut up.

This is my favorite song on the planet, okay?

Five, six, seven, eight.

Snitch on the toast, but um bum.

Snitch on the toast.

Ooh, snitch on the toast, but um bum.

Snitch on the toast.

And for the real ones, you'll remember snitch us on the garlic bread

and snitch on les baguette.

That was when we did,

that's when we did three days in a row of S on the T

and we had to switch it up because different campers were coming in every day.

Do you know that?

The intro to Snitch the Snatcher is still Snitch on the Toast and the one that we recorded.

No, Snitch on the Snatch, and it's the one that we recorded, like me, you, Claudia, like a million years ago.

It just has a zest for life.

So, like, it really does.

It's on our podcast box.

I mean, oh, so you put the audio in every time.

Yes.

But you know how we have the crunch button that people hear on our podcast?

We also have a button that plays Snitch on the Snatch.

Oh.

And when you were on, like, I wanted to shout, like, someone pressed the button, but you guys were there to give a live performance anyway.

Yeah, that's fine.

That's fair.

Yeah, but I'm so excited to be here with you.

I can't remember the last time you and I podcasted together.

I don't, I have no idea when the last time you and I podcasted together.

Actually, the redheads.

No, but like, just you and I.

Just you and I, it's probably been years.

And when it rains, it pours with the snitch because you're getting two episodes of snitch this week.

And it's just for me, for me, it's never enough snitch.

But I think for everyone else, like, two episodes is, you know, a bounty.

Yeah, no, they're, they're definitely going to be prepared to be sick of me.

They're going to be sick of me.

But it'll just be so interesting, like, our dynamic versus you and Claudia's.

Like, already this morning, I'm feeling like you're the Jackie and I'm the Claudia.

Like, being like, don't sing, I'll do this.

I would literally never say that to Claudia.

No,

totally.

You're right.

Okay, maybe, maybe we've switched roles.

I'm dressed like you today, too.

So I'm just channeling Jackie out.

Snitch is headed to work soon, and she is wearing a little shorts and blazer set that I gave her that I didn't realize she had her eye on for so long.

I actually bought it in Nashville, like right before our Nashville live show, and it looks so cute on you.

I'm glad it's yours.

It's from Blush Boutique.

I don't know what that is, but you know when like your sister or someone in your life like has something that you have just like always, always wanted and like once you got it, I was like, oh my God, I need it.

And then I would like borrow it like from here and like here and there or whatever.

And then like you officially like were just like, this, I no longer have a need for this in my life.

And then I was like, is it my time?

But it took a nice like four years.

It would have been your time.

I had no idea you were coveting it.

That's one of those things, like if you had told me, I would have given it to you the minute that you said it, because it's not something I feel attached to.

And I once saw a picture of myself in that.

It wasn't the set that made me look fat.

It was me being fat.

And I looked like a beast.

And so I just have like beastly associations.

I understand.

Well, I'm so glad that I could take it off of your hands.

Thank you so much.

What am I coveting of yours?

Actually, the night that you borrowed that, like a few years ago for Ben's birthday, I borrowed a top of yours that I had been coveting for a really long time.

I think it was like Manushka.

It was like uh,

you know, it was like Ariana Grande member.

We got into a fight in Miami because you wouldn't let me borrow it on Olivia's Bachelorette party.

Oh my god, yeah, I forgot about that shirt.

Oh, it'd be that's a nice shirt, you can have it.

No, it didn't even look good on me, so you should have just let me borrow it in Miami because you would have looked like so magnanimous and I wouldn't have even wanted it.

Do you still have it or do I?

I think you do.

Oh, okay.

Well, thanks for reminding me of it.

Maybe I'll wear it this weekend.

We can go through our inventory at a later date.

Um, But I'm so excited that you're here on the toast.

And I also want to say that Claudia and I, if you're missing original recipe, Claudia and I did a Patreon episode last night, general QA, which is everyone's favorite.

Pretty much anyone asks any question that they want, and we answer most of them.

And we got some really good questions, unique questions that were not like other questions that we've gotten before.

And it was just a really good episode.

Also, when we record in the evening, we are slightly more unhinged.

And so it's just a really, really fun, funny, informative episode.

So head over to patreon.com/slash the morning toast to check it out.

But at the end of the episode, we were having such a funny conversation

about you.

And it's a conversation that you and I have already had.

And it's about the influencer chat and how I'm just like, oh, a hair to granny, you know, and like you just have to like know your place in life.

And I just know

that that's not my place.

And it hurts.

And it's also like, why can't you have something of your own?

Like, why is it like every time you do something cool, like your big dumb sisters have to come in and be like, can we be here too?

No, literally, I know, but like, also, if Claudia knew that I was in this chat and she wasn't in it, like, she would have been so mad.

So, like, I had to add her.

Yeah.

But it's like, you can't have your own friends.

Like, your big sisters are coming in.

Like, we're just a package deal, but why can't anyone ever have their own thing?

No, literally.

And when I do try and have my own thing, then you end up hating them.

Cough, cough, Emily.

Oh, yeah.

No, when you have your own thing or your own people, it's like, why is this person taking the snitch away from us?

It behooves everyone if we're just all one big group of friends.

That way we don't feel like

someone is taking you away.

Oh my God, I just had a heart attack.

My mouse was covering the record button, and it looked like it was at 000 and that we weren't recording.

I thought that a mouse scurried across your laptop.

Oh, yeah.

I guess that would be worse than missing six minutes of recording so far where we just clocked each other's closets.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But yes,

it would behoove us not to all be big group friends, but I'd like that we're all a big group of friends because it's nice.

Love it so much.

And you know what else I love?

And since you're here, I can talk about it with someone who's interested in it.

The Redheads.

Like, tell me about how much you love the Redheads.

No, I needed advice last night and I called Rit.

Like, what was I regarding?

I'll tell you about it later.

But, like, I just

you know when you need like an outside perspective on something and like I was like who

gives good advice and I was like Rit

she does gonna give a give good advice and I've told you so many times like if you ever have like an issue and you you don't want to talk to your family, which like I don't understand, but I can understand that maybe sometimes that happens, that she is a really good resource.

And that's really funny because for the Redhead listeners, they probably think that you guys actually don't like each other for how do you fight on the show because their taste in books is so diametrically opposed.

But look at you guys just seeking counseling in offline.

Yeah, no, no, no.

I absolutely fucking love Red, but no, we have different tastes in books.

Yeah, it gets like really heated.

But how would you say your overall experience as a Redhead has been?

It's been great.

We could do a little bit better.

Picking books.

Picking books.

But no, it's so fun.

I mean, the pressure that I feel the week before to get the book done is unmatched.

Unmatched.

But it's so fun and it keeps me reading, which I don't know that I'd still be reading like consistently if it wasn't for the Redhead.

So for that, I'm grateful.

Yeah, me too.

And our next book is getting really good reviews.

Yeah, I'm excited.

Run Rose Run by James Patterson and Dolly Parton.

And there's an accompanying album, which I've heard is really good.

And it just makes the experience so much better because we've read so many books that are about musicians, songs, et cetera.

And they talk about the song, but obviously we would never hear the song.

And it's cool that she wrote all the songs for the book.

Colleen Hoover, like, has one book like that.

I think it's called Maybe Someday.

And I remember reading it, like, when I was in college, and there was like an accompanying album or something.

And like, the music was like, fine.

It wasn't Dolly Parton.

But I was like, it's cool that I can like go listen and like know what they're talking about.

That is cool.

Cool.

Mad cool.

Okay, so I think we should jump right in because I know you have a busy day ahead of you and I'm just so excited to be here with you.

We have some interesting stories, some that are snitchy, some that aren't, but I did my best, you know, but I also do need to talk about Lisa Hoxteen and Lenny allegedly like fighting in the club and potentially getting divorced.

Do you know who those people are?

I have no idea who these people are.

I didn't think so.

Also, last night, Real Houses of Beverly Hills premiered, so I will do a mini recap at the end of the episode, but I really do want to talk about it with Claudia because I'm beyond shook.

It was the craziest episode.

Did you hear a few months ago that Dariet Kemsley's home was broken into in the middle of the night?

Yes, and then I saw something about someone saying that something else was more important than that.

Yes, so the premiere episode, like they have the footage from her home cameras, and then she's on the show the next day, like filming with the ladies, talking about it.

Like this traumatizing thing, it is heart-wrenching, and all the other women are just like beside themselves, too, because, of course, like they're upset for their friend but this could have been any of them and also this is like kind of these days a common occurrence in los angeles and i think that they're all very i think a lot of people are very afraid so it was just very emotional and yes then kyle was just sitting in her house crying the next day because she was like thinking you know this could happen and this does happen and that reminds me yeah that in the middle of the night last night I thought I smelled fire and I like shot up out of my bed and I was like, like smelling and I like couldn't smell it again and I was like I and then you know you're frozen in your bed like waiting to be taken a flame and then I realized it was Magnolia's breath

but even still after that I was like no maybe I'm wrong I was up the whole night thinking I was about to be like engulfed in flames and I was like what would be my plan and I think this is what my plan would be okay

I, if it's inside my apartment, obviously I leave.

I wrap me and Magnolia in a blanket to give myself time for that to catch on fire and then to get out and then just like run down the stairs.

Okay.

Does that work?

That does work, but a few things.

One, if there was a fire, like fire alarms would go off.

It's not just going to like come and get.

But then I was thinking, I was like, does my alarm work?

I don't know.

No, but there's so many within the building.

So say even if your state of work, like they're in the hallways, they're everywhere.

Also, I would say next time you're walking through your hallway, clock where the nearest fire extinguisher is.

Oh, yeah.

That way, like, if you're on your way out, also, like, knock on everyone's, just like pound pound the doors on your way down the hallway.

Yeah.

And then take the fire extinguisher.

Cause, like, you can't take the hallway fire extinguisher if you're not going to, like, help your neighbors.

That's fair.

And that's fair.

Then, yeah, then go down the stairs.

And then you could extinguish anything on your way down.

Okay, fine.

So then what do I do if it's in the hallway?

The fire's in the hallway.

Yeah.

And it's blocking your exit.

Oh, no.

I was going to say, like, I was, I mean, maybe if it was blocking my exit, but even if it was, I think I would still do the blanket thing, but then I would just go down the stairs.

Yeah, I don't know.

You'll have to take a fire safety course.

I'm not an expert.

It's like that's what was going on with me last night, if you were curious.

Okay, so you had a rough night.

Yeah.

I'm very sorry.

I mean, I had a decent night's sleep, considering Harold and everything, and just knowing that the snitch was waiting for me on the toast, I just woke up even earlier.

You woke up just energized.

Yeah, sorry, I made you wake up mad fucking early.

I didn't wake up energized.

I'm not going to lie.

I've never woken up energized in my life.

Me neither.

Me neither.

Okay, so let's get into everything.

We'll recap Beverly Hills at the end, and we'll just catch up with the snitch along the way.

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Okay, we actually have some really exciting, amazing, heartwarming news.

Zach Efron says his heart is in a high school musical reboot.

Shut the fuck up.

Yep, this could be the start of something new.

Zach Efren revealed he is very open to the possibility of returning to the Disney franchise high school musical for a reboot if one were to be made.

When asked during an interview with A News if he would be interested, the 34-year-old said, of course.

Since when, of course, oh my God.

I'm so confused.

Yeah, keep going.

He said, said quote i mean to have an opportunity in any form to go back and work with that team would be so amazing my heart is still there that would be incredible i hope it happens okay i'm so confused because i feel like he was always trying to like get away from disney channel but like maybe now he's just so far removed that like he can go back and it doesn't put him back in this like pigeonhole but i'm just confused would i love to see a kenny or tega Zach efron dance again a hundred percent but like him and him and Vanessa

I know I mean maybe now enough time has passed, but when they did, the only other thing that he really turned down was that like sad reunion that they did in quarantine, like over Zoom.

And I understand why he turned that down.

You know, everyone was like dancing on their balconies and saying it was a high school musical reunion.

And it's like, no, unless you're going to get like the wildcats in the gym getting their head in the game, like this isn't a reunion.

Oh, my God.

They have to do it.

And you know, who would be, who would die to do one?

Bart Johnson.

Oh, yeah.

He is waiting for the, he's waiting by the phone.

He plays Zach Efron's dad, but also Zach Efron said in an interview like this week, he said that he was recognized by a tribe in Papua New Guinea because of high school musical.

So I feel like maybe this has been like a recent revelation for him.

Like no matter, he's like really tried to build his career outside the box.

And, you know, he even does like killing Zach Efron and all these.

bare grills type of things and tries to get as far away from Disney as possible and like took him to Papua New Guinea and still like he's just the boy from Disney channel.

And maybe that taught him like that's all I'm ever gonna be just kidding he's so much more than that no no no but be grateful like for what made you who you are and I think that he is but you know what maybe just a reboot opportunity hadn't come across his desk that was worthy of his time but if it was going to be legitimate

I think he would be in for it I mean same I would literally die for another like just like another album like all of it oh my god it was so good but at least you you have high school musical the musical the series I stopped watching after season one me too because like it was so good but once like Olivia Rodrigo blew up and like Joshua Bassett and all that I was like my heart's not in this show anymore because no one else's is yeah and it's just like holding her back from all the other things she's no longer a lead though

she's not no she like is like um I don't know if she's even like a series regular anymore it's more so they like talk about her but she's not really there because like I think she's like in New York pursuing yeah because she's on the sour tour yeah she's busy she's she's winning Grammys

yeah yeah also I saw a tick tock this morning that's about a girl like fake crying that Zach Efron is in a new movie and he's playing a dad.

And it's just like, I guess, making everyone feel old and shook.

I mean, he is like 30-something.

So I think that that's something we all have to wrap our heads around.

We have to grapple with.

He's 20 years old.

But also,

how old was he in high school musical?

Wasn't he like 20-something when we were all five?

It came out in 2006.

And let's do some math.

It's 2022 and he's 34.

So 2022 minus 2006 is 16.

So 34 minus 16.

Oh, he was 18.

That's appropriate.

That's appropriate.

And I guess 34, I mean, we just have to see how old a child is in the movie.

But yeah, that's life.

It's scary.

It's scary.

It is.

That's like one of those things that just

makes you realize.

Also, Leighton Meester had me realize that as well.

What was she doing that?

Oh, because she's like in that show, parents.

Yeah.

Or like, it might have gotten canceled, but like, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Good call.

Anyways, petition to get Kenny Ortega back to the writing desk, writing a role for Troy Bolton.

Maybe he's the new coach.

Okay, let's think of plot lines for this show.

Because also there is high school musical, no, but in high school musical, like she's Gabriella Montez in the series, right?

No, her name's Nima.

No.

Oh, right.

And the real characters exist.

No, but the movie exists.

They can't work together.

Sorry.

No, they're like, they go to the school where high school musical was.

But it's like breaking the fourth wall.

Like, oh, they filmed here.

Yes, exactly.

So they actually can't do anything together.

But I think for if Zach Ephraim wanted to get his head in the game, like, he could play a father, a young father, who's like, his son is navigating the same thing between like choosing between drama and basketball.

Also, Troy is the basketball coach.

But then it's like not like Troy and Gabriella as the stars.

Yeah.

I think it needs to be like they're going to their high school reunion.

And it's like about everyone like

getting back to Albuquerque, like from their Sharpes in New York, like all this stuff.

And like Joyce,

gorgeous.

But okay, let's say, where is everyone now?

What's Troy doing?

Is he like a flop or did he make it big?

No, I think that he.

Where did he end up going?

Berkeley.

Berkeley.

To do basketball.

For music.

Okay.

For basketball and music.

And by the way, like, no offense, he's not going to the NBA.

He's a little short.

No.

Yeah, no, he wasn't going to the NBA.

I don't know that he became like a pop star.

I think that he, like, might just have become like a businessman, Beau.

And Gabriella became, like, a scientist of sorts, and they're married.

Okay.

And then.

And where do they live?

I think they live like somewhere out in California.

I agree.

Not L.A., but somewhere pretty coastal.

Yeah.

Maybe Santa Monica.

Okay, that's like LA, but yeah.

Okay.

And then Sharpe is obviously in New York and she's a star.

Like she's a star.

Do you think she hit it big?

I think she hit it big.

I think that that's their way of giving justice to Sharpe

is by making her a star.

Okay.

I'm going to disagree on that one.

Okay.

That's fair.

I feel like she's someone who's like on Instagram, like propping up her life, pretending to be so much more successful than she is.

And it's like she's like an influencer.

Yeah, but it's all fake.

Yeah.

You know?

Yeah.

And like she bought her followers and like it's a house of cards.

Okay, maybe it's like she's the house of cards and Ryan made it big.

Yes, yes, yes.

And Kelsey is like an uh, what's it called?

A um conductor, orchestrator, like to the stars.

Director?

No, she made the music.

Composers.

Composer.

Composer.

Okay, yeah, yeah.

She's like, she liked him.

She liked, and she like did like Bridget in the musical.

Like that's who she is.

Love it, Counts.

I love where your head's at.

Okay, who else is there?

That's, uh,

and then

Chad.

Chad.

I think Chad, like, made it to the NBA.

Okay, yeah, I like that for him.

He deserves success because he was really rider.

Actually, I was going to say he was rider die for Troy, but he gave him so much shit just for trying to better himself at the country club.

So, yes, that's true.

But you know what?

People make mistakes.

I agree.

He went to the

growing.

People grow.

I'm loving this.

And then you can call it Troy and Gabriella's high school reunion.

Yeah, or like East High's high school reunion.

But if anyone's listening, that is like part of this reboot.

We just gave you the plot.

We'll accept royalties.

Like, that's fine.

Yeah, we will.

But we also just accept like having something premium to watch.

Yeah, also, if you just like, honestly, I don't even need money.

Just be like,

plot came from Jackie Margosher.

I think you morning toast, the millennial morning show.

It's available on YouTube as a podcast most days of the week.

More, like, it was definitely less days of the week recently, but it's going to be more again soon.

Just put that in there.

Okay.

Yeah.

I think that's enough.

Yeah.

Okay.

Are you ready ready for our next story?

And I want to get your thoughts on this couple.

Adele is sharing pics of Rich Paul after he misses her birthday party.

Adele took to Instagram on Wednesday to assure fans she and Rich Paul are still going strong after he missed out on the singer's birthday party last week.

The songstress, who turned 34 on May 5th, just want to let everyone know that Adele and Zach Efron are the same age, shared a series of snaps featuring her bow, including one where the two are standing in front of a large home.

Other pics in the carousel show the singer laughing alongside her man while promoting her album 30 at McDonald's, catching a softball game with him, and kissing him backstage during her TV special.

The last pic featured Adele holding a fortune that read, You have found good company, enjoy.

She captioned it, time flies.

So the pictures are really adorable.

And without the context of him not being at her birthday party, I would think this is all really sweet.

Yeah, I saw them and I didn't know this and I was like, oh, that's so cute.

But there is something weird about their relationship, and it's just like giving because she keeps having to go to Instagram, Instagram, which she doesn't really use to like defend their relationship.

And it's like kind of weird.

Honestly, him not being at her birthday party, like that, honestly, I think that's fine.

Like, he might have had a work commitment, like, things come up, like it happens, it's fine.

No, but they're literally so serious.

Like, if he had a work commitment, she would have had her birthday on a different day.

This isn't like some guy she's seeing, they're so serious.

And you also have to remember, like, all that stuff with the residency in Las Vegas.

Like, I think it was because of relationship.

Like, I think they're just like a little toxic.

I mean, I hope not.

Because,

like, I just want her to be happy.

And when you hear her talking to Oprah, like, you think that this is the most perfect, beautiful person?

Like, she finally found it.

And it's over.

But, like, then you hear a lot of these stories, and it's like, there's something.

It just seems very.

I just think when people have to take to Instagram to defend their relationship multiple times in like a year, it's a little weird.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And I think after like the Vegas stuff of like, why didn't she do it?

There was was rumors that they were like fighting on the phone that like he was like not into it I have no idea and now like not at her birthday party and they are so serious like I think of them as like married almost or that they're going to be married and then she posts all these pictures to make up for it It's giving like on and off.

Yeah, that's fair.

Okay, fine fine.

Okay, also because like he obviously knew her what day her birthday was and has forever so like if he had a word committee yeah exactly that's so true he knew what day her birthday was yeah

you're welcome thank you for for being here for these insights.

And I didn't know her birthday was on May 5th, the day before yours.

I did.

I knew that we were both like Tauruses.

I didn't know if I knew that it was like a day before, but I knew it was like very close.

You knew that you were both Tauruses.

And how do you feel as a Taurus?

What does that say about you?

It makes so much sense.

I'm super stubborn.

Well, that's for damn sure.

Yeah, like Tauruses are like bulls.

So we're super stubborn, but we're also like super like low-key sensitive and like compassionate and like have a lot of empathy.

Oh.

So I think it makes complete sense that I am a Taurus.

Do you subscribe to astrology?

In a way, like, I don't know that I know my sun rising Leo moon boom boom like and what the fuck that means.

Yeah.

But I do like, I think like horoscopes most of the time really do align with the person,

like, like the personality of the person.

Do you think that I'm a true Scorpio?

I don't know.

I don't know what any of them mean besides mine.

Scorpio is like nuts.

Yeah.

Like crazy, passionate.

No, I'm describing it wrong, but I really, I think I'm a very even-keel person in general.

Really?

You think your AC videos are even-keeled?

I didn't say AC was a Scorpio.

I said, but she is.

She is, I guess.

Her birthday.

You know what, AC, if she really was like a real person, she'd be about 12 now.

Damn, that bitch is old.

I know.

And by the way, AC is an American camper.

And if you don't know the campers, I feel really deeply bad for you.

There's a highlight on my Instagram story that does as good of a job as summing it up as you'll understand.

Yeah.

It's tough to understand.

It is.

It is.

It's been four years in the making.

That's crazy.

Time flies.

Time flies, just like Adele said.

And her house is going to say that.

Time flies, said Adele.

Are you ready for our next story?

Which is a very snitchy story that I chose just for you.

It's not something that I would be discussing if Claudia were on the show.

Okay.

Not for any reason other than just like, when I think of this person, I think of you.

Okay.

Hannah Brown and her boyfriend, Adam Woollard, show off their cozy new Santa Monica home.

Did you know that they moved in together and they have already adopted a puppy together?

Now they're checking off a new milestone.

Moving in.

The couple who have been dating for over a year recently decked out their new Santa Monica apartment right next to Gabriella and Troy with the help of design group Pure Salt Interiors.

So this is a People Magazine exclusive and also collaboration and like everyone's getting paid sort of.

Yeah, I was going to say like that.

Once you mentioned who did it, I was like, oh, this was a requirement.

Yeah, pure salt interiors call me.

Um, and there's pictures are really gorgeous, but this is a really big step.

What do you think about Hannah Brown and her new relationship as our resident Hannah Brown stan?

Oh my god, please don't call me that.

Like, I mean, you used to be obsessed, yes, and people evolve and grow, and it's a light.

Especially in Bachelor Nation, like those flames burn so bright.

Like, when that person is the lead of the bachelor, they are the biggest fucking star in the world.

Like, they are,

you know, who's a big star?

Kim Kardashian of the Kim Kardashian.

Literally.

Like you can't get away from them.

And then it's over.

And I definitely still like her.

Like I love her.

Yeah.

I like her.

Like I follow her.

Like obviously.

But like, am I right or do I stand?

Like, do I listen to her stories with sound on?

Like, no.

Whose stories do you listen to with sound on?

We need to know.

Do you listen to your sisters?

Fuck.

You guys.

Most of the time you guys have captions, which I really appreciate.

Well, I told, I don't really post like long-winded videos, and when I do, I do use captions, but I told Claudia she needs to use captions because I don't listen with sound and I want to hear what she's saying.

Honestly, I listen to Remy Baders with sound.

Oh, that's a good one.

I just have to be, for me, it's not the person.

It's like, I have to be in a sound mood, you know, and then I'm listening to all my stories with sound.

Yes, most of the time, it's just sound off.

Yeah, no, I agree with that.

And I think any content creator, I would say to you, like, you should think about your stories and how they are as with as a no-audio experience.

100%, 100%.

And my favorite content creator, counselor, always does that.

I do.

I do.

How's the content creator going for you?

It's good.

I need to create more content, but it's good.

You're telling me.

It's just like, it's like I wear such cute outfits every day and I never get a photo.

That's how I feel.

I mean, that's how I used to feel, like going to the toast every day.

And I never got a fucking photo.

Like, I leave my house every day.

I do glam every day.

And, like, you can't find a way to take a picture.

But then, like, you try.

I'm like, okay, Claudia and I were walking down the street.

I'm like, let me try and get a picture.

And the picture is so depressing.

Depressing.

Depressing.

So I'm just like, honestly,

I'm a big story content creator.

Like, that's like my thing.

So just watch my stories.

But anyway, back to Hannah Brown.

I'm very happy for her.

Her boyfriend is so hot.

And I'm just happy she found happiness.

And I did know that they got a dog.

And they're super cute.

I did not know that they bought a place together, but I hope that they get engaged soon.

And yeah, all the best.

Wishing her all the best.

Wishing her all the best.

This home looks really, really nice.

Love what they've done with the place.

And I'm happy she found love.

Who did she leave with?

Oh, no one.

Right.

No one, but then everyone.

Yeah, like so common.

Tyler C.

Did she date anyone else from the franchise?

Jed, Tyler C.

And then remember she went on Peter's season for like a sec.

Oh my god, it counts.

That was a repressed memory of mine.

And now it's back up to the forefront.

That was

crazy.

Yeah.

Oh my God.

I'm so shook.

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I'm going to have to explain to you, but I don't mind because it's that important.

Real Housewives of Miami stars Lisa and Lenny Hoxteen spark breakup rumors after club showdown.

It's worth noting that Lenny has responded to page six and pretty much like laughed in their face and said that this is not true.

But there are a lot of details here.

Real Houses of Miami stars Lisa and Lenny got into a showdown at a nightclub Saturday.

Sources tell page six exclusively, though the plastic surgeon denies they're breaking up.

An insider says Lenny was partying at New Miami hotspot Gala with model Katharina Mazeppa when Lisa showed up after 1 a.m.

with co-star Larsa Pippen by her side.

You know Larsa, right?

I know her.

They were all there and they did have words, the insider reveals.

A drink was thrown.

Another source told page six there was a showdown at Gala claiming Lenny walked in with his new girlfriend.

Lisa got in her face and yelled at her, the second source added.

The first source tells us that Peacock was not filming at the time of the incident.

That makes sense because if they're at the club at like 3 a.m., the cameras aren't following them there.

They should be...

What?

They should be.

All the crazy shit happens at 3 a.m.

I know, but I think it's just like logistically impossible.

It's hard enough to get into a club solo, let alone with a bunch of cameras.

And actually, that's a good segue into our next story, but we're not done talking about this.

A different source close to Lisa told Page 6 on Wednesday that the reality star was shocked by what she saw and is trying to explore what's next and best for her and her kids, like, as if they are separating, splitting, moving on.

I don't know what to make of this.

Of course, I just want to believe Lenny when he's denying this, but like, this doesn't come out.

There's too many details, and there's too many sources to make.

And it's like

at Gala Night Club, like, were all of these people there?

Yeah, probably.

And if Lenny's there with another woman when he's fucking married 15 years, like, that's not good.

Also, their relationship has been very up and down.

And even this season, I thought they were doing really well, but they were very open about their ongoing issues, which to me is a sign of a healthy relationship, but maybe there was just too many issues, you know?

Yeah.

I mean, I don't know anything about them to make a judgment.

I just think when there's so many details and so many different sources, it's like either there's a conglomerate against you or it's true.

Yeah, I just love them as a couple.

I always have.

So Miami Miami was on like 10 years ago.

They had four seasons and then it was over.

And then just this year, Peacock picked it up and they did a season.

And so, and they brought back a lot of the women who were on the original one, Lisa being one of them.

And Lisa and Lenny were together then.

And after that show wrap, they actually split up for a little while.

And then they got back together.

Now they have two kids.

But it's weird that they keep splitting up when the show comes to town.

I just feel like maybe the show is not good for their relationship.

I mean, I don't think cameras are good for any relationship.

I know, but you know, that taste of fame, it's just too enticing, count.

It's too sweet.

It's too sweet.

It's too delicious.

And it's like, I want more, more, more.

I understand.

Not saying that's what happened here, but I think, like, when you have the opportunity to be on Real House Hives, I think it's hard for really most people to turn it down.

Yeah, no, you wouldn't turn it down.

No, I think that I wouldn't.

Oh, okay.

Claudia and I have spoken about this because of the new Real House Hives of New York.

Have you heard about this?

That they're like, they're tossing everyone and getting new?

They're doing two shows.

One that's legacy, like all the older people that will be on Peacock, I think.

And then one that's all new people that will really capture the vibe of New York, which the old show wasn't doing.

It was just like these women who are characters at this point.

They're not representative of New York.

Yeah, like they want to see like the young socialite moms.

Yes.

Also, I think they also were, they were saying that they're interested in people who are family members because that's worked really well in New Jersey and in Beverly Hills, like having some siblings or in-laws.

Like, I don't want you guys to do it, but I want you guys to be approached.

Right.

It would be rude if we're not approached because it's literally what they're looking for, but we wouldn't, I wouldn't do it.

I can't speak for Claudia.

I think she would think about it seriously.

Yeah, same.

Anyways, back to Lisa and Lenny.

I'm just praying that this isn't true.

Like, every couple that I love just constantly, ships are sinking.

Lala and Randall, Kim and Kanye.

But then I get to a place where I like them better separately than I did together.

So hopefully I'll get there with these two.

But it's just, you don't like to see it.

No.

So think of me, counselor.

Just think of you.

Do you like Kim and Pete?

I do.

Okay, me too.

I'm actually behind on the Kardashians.

I didn't watch last week or last night.

And it seems like last night's episode is about Not Scary Farm or something.

Like we're getting to the Pete days.

And I do like them.

I like a happy Kim.

Same.

And she's like giving so much.

I like a happy and

forthcoming.

open Kim.

Yes, exactly.

Okay, our fifth and final story is unlike our usual stories because the New York Post did a roundup of bouncers running New York City's exclusive night.

Just beaten fuck up.

Yeah, they spoke to them.

They got the detes on like what it takes to get into certain places, like what they're looking for, what are no-goes.

And as the queen of clubbing in the city, I wanted to get your take on that.

Okay, I need to hear it.

Can you also send me this article?

It's so interesting.

Yes.

So the first person that they spoke to was the

doorman at Temple Bar.

Have you ever been there?

I haven't been there, but I've heard of it.

And what have you heard about it?

I've heard that it's really cool, but I didn't realize it was a club.

I thought it was like you make a reservation.

It's a bar, yeah.

But I think it's also hard to get into.

They say, you know, Cara Delvine and Sierra Sienna Miller are among their VIPs.

But he said what he's looking for in the lay people who come through.

He said, polite regulars and anyone with a cool vibe.

You want a mature martini drinking crowd.

You want a crowd that wants to go in and enjoy themselves inside a venue without acting like knuckleheads.

I can't let in everyone who wants to come in.

You got to really know know to get the right people inside.

I try to be nice and polite, and people still want to give you feedback.

It's all about the way you carry yourself.

He said his hard nose are backwards hats, frat boy style, shorts, unless you dress it up, and people slurring their words.

Makes sense.

I feel like I could get in there.

That sounds like me.

Yeah, his pet peeves are social media influencers who brag about their follower count in exchange for entry.

I would never.

I look at them like they're crazy.

I ask, who are you?

That is so true.

No, I would literally never do that.

If I was like, hey, oh my god, that is true.

I wouldn't even know how to have that come out of my mouth.

Like, unless you're Kim Kardashian, walking up to someone and saying, do you know who I am?

is so embarrassing.

Appalling.

Right.

And if you are Kim Kardashian, you don't have to ask.

Right.

Right.

Okay.

Next up, the palace.

Yes.

You know it?

Yes.

Have you been?

No.

Counts.

You got to go to these places and I go to the same place every weekend, okay?

Oh, okay.

Where do you go?

Oh, you go to...

Where do you go?

Oh, actually.

Well, I wasn't going to say it because, like, whatever.

No, you go to a few places.

Yeah.

You're just in an Acme vibe right now.

Okay, so the doorman at the palace is looking for, I'm pretty strict at the door with who I let in.

We don't do walk-ins per se, even with reservations.

We're curious and interested in who's booking and if they'll fit in with the environment.

Oh, my God.

They're acting like this is a preschool

or a college.

He once denied someone entry for wearing shorts and then watched them pay a guest exiting the palace $100 for his pants just to get in.

The above and beyond effort.

When they're saying shorts, like they're talking about guys, I think.

Yes, men wearing shorts, yeah.

But the above and beyond effort got the guy in because he bought someone's pants off of him.

Another thing that might get you in, being Irish, or at least being able to talk about the Emerald Isle, the doorman is from Ireland and can't resist a little nostalgia.

That's a really good tidbit you got.

That's a great tidbit, yeah.

Yeah, hard no is if someone is coming in, Crocs.

Who the fuck is going to the club in Crocs except for Ben Soffer or sweatpants is an immediate no.

That makes sense.

His pet peeve are bribes.

It turns me off immediately.

It makes me feel like I'm being bought.

You can't buy us.

That is a good tip.

Yeah, but also, like, that's stupid.

Like, take the money.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But I think.

That's an income right there.

Yeah, but I think it just depends on the person.

Like, some people are so.

Not the person at the door, like, the person trying to get in.

Like,

it's just.

It's not a cool move sometimes.

But, yeah, yeah, fine.

Yeah, I feel like a bribe is a no, a tip is a yes, yeah, like while you're leaving, yeah, yeah, yeah, and that'll get you in for the next time, right?

But you still have to get in the first time.

It's like when you're trying to get a job and they're like, you need experience, but how are you gonna get experience if you've never had a job?

Right.

If they won't let you have this.

Well, you need someone to take a chance on you.

You do need someone to take a chance on you.

Okay, next we have the blonde.

Yes.

Oh, so fun.

At 11 Howard.

And he said, this is what he's looking for.

The days of who's who, at least for now, are over.

Personal style is key.

And due to my career in fashion and art, it can be a big deal to me.

So if you come to the door looking great, well-dressed, and with a point of view about style, we welcome that.

It's not the only determining factor by far, but an important one.

That is a very good, just

like everyone just cares about what you're wearing.

Yeah, but it's not just like, they're not saying like labels, this and that.

Like, I like this guy.

You have to have a point of view.

Like, you're not just wearing what everyone on TikTok is wearing.

Like, you're bringing something unique to the party.

Yeah.

Okay.

he said if you take the time and energy to put on a tom brown suit then you need to come party with us that's funny okay

yeah okay next paul's cops casablanca oh so fun so fun not really anymore but so was so fun and it's heyday okay this is what he's looking for it's a little different what's his name his name is fabrizio brienza oh i don't know him He's looking for big personalities.

It's not about how much money you have or who you know.

The sole determining factor is if you'll make the room more sexy, more elegant, more fun, more something.

We like more.

A great sense of humor can definitely open up the rope.

If someone makes me laugh, they'll probably make someone inside laugh.

We're all about fun.

Okay, I love that, but how are you supposed to like put on a comedy show when you're waiting in line and your feet hurt?

And like, it's torture.

No, yeah.

Also, like,

you're just like not, you're not on your like funny behavior.

You're like trying to act cool, which I guess, like, you're not supposed to do.

Right.

Okay, but here's it.

Here's something you could do.

You could be laughing in line with your friends, yeah, and then he'll think, like, oh my god, these girls are so funny.

Are like fun, funny, yeah, right, even if you're laughing at nothing, like, that's a good tip.

He said, his hard no are bribes and name-dropping.

He said, it never works.

People will say, I'm friends with Paul.

Everyone is friends with Paul.

His name's on the door.

This is the best when Paul is standing right there, and this happens more often than you'd imagine.

That's so embarrassing.

That's so embarrassing.

That's crazy to be like, I know Paul.

Isn't this so interesting?

Yeah.

I also feel like a lot of it is geared towards guys.

Because like

girls have a harder time in general.

Way harder time and girls like don't have that hard of a time really.

Like if you show up pretty much anywhere, like you and two girls, like you'll likely get in.

But if you're with like guys, it's like a whole thing.

So like I feel like this is a very helpful article for guys.

Yeah, unless you're me, then you won't get in anywhere and you'll stop the whole party from getting in.

And that's just like a curse that's on my head, which is that I can't get into places.

Okay, but I need you to send me that link so I have to send it to everyone.

Yeah, and there's more information too.

They talk about their mottos.

They talk about the vibe of the place like it's and tips for like getting in.

So it's very, very quite helpful.

That is quite helpful.

But also like, why are these people giving out their secrets?

Because they don't want more people in their clubs.

That's true.

But if they have their discerning eye, then what's a longer line?

Like, that's so good.

Good for buzz, you know?

And especially these places have had a rough few years, so we need all the buzz they can get.

True.

And then also you can recognize, there's pictures too, so you could like recognize the dorm and be like, Fabrizio, I saw you in the New York Post, and then start cracking jokes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

How can I make you laugh today?

So that's your tip of the day.

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Anyways, let's talk about Real House Eyes of Beverly Hills quickly.

So you saw that clip of Sutton being like so unempathetic.

She was not being a Taurus, wouldn't you say, Counts?

No, not at all.

She was not being empathetic.

So that was really bizarre.

And I would say in general, that sums up Sutton's performance in this episode.

Quite bizarre.

Not being empathetic towards Dari.

Maybe, I want to give her the benefit of the doubt and say, like, maybe she didn't understand the magnitude of the the situation, but I feel like even the next day, like, there was footage out of the robbers coming into the house, like, immediately your stomach drops.

I don't know why Sutton wasn't feeling that way too.

Maybe next week she is singing a different tune, but it was very cringe to watch and also very cringe when she started talking about how she doesn't need a man with money because she has money and used that to like take a dig at Erica and like Erica misses her former lifestyle.

Speaking of Erica, it's like crazy to see her have gone through the fire of last season.

And now like the women, you know, they held her feet to the fire.

Now they're just going to treat her like a cast member and wait for the trial to play out, which is really all that they can do.

I feel like that's where Garcelle is at.

I mean, Sutton doesn't want to have anything to do with Erica.

Obviously, things will continue to come up throughout the season, but.

Sorry, I thought you texted me and it was an old text.

Sorry.

I'm just confused.

Things will continue to come up throughout the season.

Obviously, we see Crystal take the side of the victims, but right now, Erica is like just another cast member contributing or not contributing to drama.

But the biggest thing from the episode last night was just Dari.

Like, I can't even imagine.

And so that night, she goes over to Kyle's house.

The other women are there.

And her husband was in London at the time, Count.

So I remember that.

He came and he went straight to Kyle's house.

And like, they're just like crying in each other's arms.

And it was just so

traumatizing horrifying it does look like i mean in the promo for the rest of the season i and i feel like from her social media and stuff i mean you obviously never know what's going on with someone but it does seem like she works through it and is a and

is able to get back to herself a little bit did she move no

and did they get people i don't know i never heard that they did so we'll see in the season but i never heard that they did that's frightening frightening but you know maybe I missed it.

Also, her kids were at home.

Thankfully, they slept through the whole thing.

They had no idea that it even happened.

So that's really good.

And they like held her at gunpoint, right?

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

And they made her like show them where everything was.

And they took in her comforter like about a million dollars worth of stuff.

And of course, she's like, I could, I don't care about the material things, like the things that matter, my family, like I still have, like, goodbye to all those things, which, of course, it's just insane.

Insane.

Oh my god.

Yeah, and it's just crazy that they just started filming, and now we have all of this, like, aftermath footage.

Yeah.

And it's just a crazy tone for the beginning of the season.

The season looks amazing.

There are so many, like, big things happening.

Of course, Doreet.

Then eventually there's like a fight between Kyle and Kathy, which is really shocking.

It seems like Kathy is going to not have a.

It's going to be.

Last season, she was just the belle of the ball.

I feel like this season, they're coming for her a little bit, which does happen with like fan favorites in season two.

Plus, Crystal and Erica have words in the trailer, so the season really looks so, so good.

And I'm just like shook over how it already started.

So that's a little recap.

I'll talk about it more with Claudia when she joins us back and we will recap Kardashians.

I just am not caught up.

Have you been watching the new show counts?

I'm so not caught up.

I think I have like three episodes to watch, but I have been.

And I've been, my plan for this week was to catch up, but it's so good.

It's so good.

It's so good.

I eat it right up.

I eat it up.

They're being so stunning.

Okay, I'm going to let you go because I know you have to get to work, and I just want to thank you so much for being here.

Do you enjoy your experience on the morning toast?

I did.

Thank you for having me on the toast this week.

Remember when he used to be with us every day?

Do you ever miss those days?

Do you ever miss them?

Yes and no, because it was nice to be with you guys every day and not have to work truly nine to six every day.

But I like who I am now way more than the person I was when I worked for you guys.

Okay, that gives, that makes it better for me, you know, that warms my heart.

Good.

And before I let you go, because I'm like, don't want to let you go, how's Magnolia?

Oh, she's so good besides her fire breath.

Oh, my God.

That was really crazy.

You got to get her

or something.

Give her a greenie before me.

Yeah, I know.

That's so 100%.

Okay, well, thank you guys so much for listening to the toast.

If you're looking for more content, if you're looking for Jackie and Claudia, head to the Patreon.

There's tons.

I mean, there's over 200 episodes if you join today.

And if you're already a Patreon member, there's a new episode that was dropped last night.

So we will see you on the next one.

I think I'll be back in studio with Claudia on Tuesday, but the schedule will be posted.

So TBD on that.

And Margo, where can everyone follow you and keep up with all the content you're creating?

You can follow me at Margoscheray on TikTok, Instagram, all the things.

And then...

Margo Ashray on YouTube.

I'm back posting there.

And then The Snatcher on Apple, Podcast, Spotify, all the things.

The new and improved Snatchler.

You know, the campers have been pushing for this for so long.

Just wanting to know more about your personal life and just feeling like you have such an interesting perspective that people would want to hear.

And so I'm so excited for you and proud of you that you're going for it.

Thank you.

It's very nerve-wracking.

It's okay, Counts.

You're going to be amazing.

I appreciate that.

Okay, now I will let you go because thank you for joining us.

Goodbye, everyone.

Have an amazing weekend.

Bye.

I don't want it to end, but I will have to let it end.

Are you doing a show tomorrow?

No, because Claudia is out of town.

So this is our last show.

Have a fabulous weekend, everyone.

Yeah, but also go listen to the Redheads if you're looking for more content after you've listened to Patreon.

If you want to hear me and Rick scream at each other.

Scream at each other.

And then listen to Snatchler.

And then listen to Mood.

Then listen to Caviar Dreams.

Then listen to Day Night.

There's so many things to listen to.

So many.

Okay.

Okay, now I'll let you go.

Goodbye.