S5 Ep58: Snitch on the Toast with Margo Oshry: Tuesday, May 10th, 2022

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good morning millennials well welcome back to the morning toast happy tuesday i was not expecting to be delivering a duet performance i was very much expecting to be giving a song there it just like came out no 100 and i'm so happy you're here and i'm so happy you're excited enough to sing with me yeah of course and if we're gonna sing we must sing snitch on the toast but um

snitch on the toast hey snitch on the toast but um

snitch on the toast that's right snitches on the toast after months and months of trying to book her we finally

by the way this is the first time you asked me and then i said yes well like i just knew you were so busy like overwhelmed with like being a New York City lifestyle influencer, running a global brand, having a real job.

Like I just knew you were so busy.

Yeah.

So that was me being considerate.

That was really kind.

I appreciate it.

But then I kept like, every time you guys posted the schedule, like in all the comments, I was being tagged in, I was like, fuck, this is like so awkward.

Yeah, no, but like you were, we were going to get you here no matter what.

Yeah.

And we needed a little, a little injection of snitch.

For sure.

So now's the perfect time.

No time like the present.

There's no time like the present.

And we have a lot to discuss before we dive into the fast five, which are really good today.

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So I wanted to tell you that.

And also I'm the star of the campaign.

Oh, right.

That's why it's like so special that you're here today.

You're actually here on a press tour.

No, literally.

You went to Stagecoach with all your influencer friends and we threw you a little party and we had a photographer and you guys are the face of our campaign.

Yeah.

And how did it feel to be a model for the most premium alcohol brand in the market?

I mean like being in a bathing suit was like truly my worst nightmare, but I was appreciative of the jean shorts that I was allowed to wear.

And then when he asked us to like someone to get on the float and like, you know, be completely, I was like, oh, he asked me and I was like, sir, no.

You waited.

I was like, immediately.

No, I gave it to Emily, who has a six-pack, and it was fine.

Perfect.

You guys looked so cute in the campaign.

Yeah, no, it was actually so fun, except like we were legitimately dead, and it was so hot out.

I know.

Like, we recapped Stagecoach a little bit on here, but without you.

So just give me a couple words to describe the experience.

I mean, it was like actually like the best time ever.

Yeah.

Like, there's nothing bad.

Like, it was so premium.

Yeah.

Happy for you.

Yeah, I know.

Super happy for you.

I know.

Looks like you had great tickets.

I did.

Thank you for that.

We did take a shot to you once we got there.

That made me feel better.

And all the girlies, influencer girlies, texting me.

And you know what?

I really have to thank you because in recent weeks, in combination with like having a lot of the girlies come on the toast, but also just you really in the last kind of three months turning into like one of the most premium lifestyle influencers in New York.

Like you...

are one of those girls now.

No, I know.

You're in the crew.

I know.

And they had a group chat and you added me to it.

And like now I'm in a group chat with all the girlies.

And it's like popping off.

Remy.

Yeah.

It's popping off.

and like I'm obsessed like I don't want to write too much in the chat but I also like don't want to be like distant no yeah don't be distant so like this morning like there was like stuff going on in the chat and like I was like doing my makeup like giggling yeah and Ben was like what's that I'm like oh it's just um it's just my influencers chat like don't don't worry it's like it's literally called the influencers and I'm obsessed with like being a part of this group so I just wanted to thank you for that oh my god of course like I'm a you brought me into so many amazing circles that's so true we're just like as Jill Zaron would say we run in a fabulous circle of people.

We do.

And the other thing I wanted to talk to you about is you're kind of here, obviously, on your Spritz modeling promo press tour, but also you are here to discuss the new, the rebranded,

the elevated, the improved Snatchler.

Yes.

Tell me a little bit about that journey.

For those who don't know, Margo is my sister.

I mean, if you're listening and you don't know that.

I don't know where to begin, but Margo hosts a podcast on our network, Toast News Network, called The Snatcher.

And for a while, it was Bachelor Recap.

Yes.

But, you know, in recent years, the Bachelor franchise and just like the show has really declined.

100%.

I just like didn't have the energy to care about these people anymore.

Also, I'm in this like weird situation where I'm like kind of friends with a lot of them now.

And like, I just, it's sticky and like I just don't want to do it anymore.

And like, if you hate the show, like, you're going to be bringing negative toxic energy

to your podcast.

And like, who wants that?

Yeah.

Like, the only reason why it was good is because like there was a time where there was like a built-in audience, but like that audience isn't even there anymore because no one watches right watches this watches

so i was just like it's time to change like either shit or get off the pot

and so i shit love that for you and we are we rebranded and it's now it's gonna be more like lifestyle like nicole's in law school i'm a corporate girly girl also like influence or whatever you're single both single like just like living our lives in new york so like you know things come up we have a new segment called the ick of the week and like oh i love that right what was the ick of the last week i didn't finish the episode but the ick for me didn't want me to listen to it because i get agita but and i did listen to it and it was very funny but i didn't get all you watched the sausage part no but i see everyone's like talking about it yeah yeah yeah um

what was it saying the ick of the week mine was oh i was just talking to this guy on hinge and like the conversation was like fine like i we had like two back and forth and he just goes give me your number

and it was like so weird and then also update that i was gonna say on the snatcher but i just like didn't answer i was like that's like just so aggressive it's really aggressive and also because the conversation before him was like still a little weird.

So I was like,

and then he just writes, like, four days later, he goes, PLS, please.

Oh, I'm like, what does PLS stand for?

Oh my God, I'm so old.

I don't know any of the new acronyms.

Please, please.

That's really weird.

But like, I don't know, maybe you should give it to me.

You know, I'm like scared now.

That is so funny.

I'm so excited for the rebrand of Snatcher.

Jackie and I have been begging you for like, when did we go on vacation where we had that conversation?

December.

We've been begging you now for like five months to do it because you're so interesting.

You lead a fabulous.

well I had to wait for Clayton's season to be over.

Yeah.

And then like I just like wanted to like take some time.

And when the show comes back, do you think you'll still recap a little bit?

Yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But it's not going to be like a full-fledged, like we used to like recap and also talk about like how we felt about it.

Now we'll just talk about how we felt about it.

So like you used to be in the podcast charts in TV and film.

Have you changed to society and culture?

No.

You probably should.

You probably should.

Because that's more like accurate reflection.

of the podcast.

I didn't think about that, yeah.

And so the first episode is out.

You released it on Sunday.

What has the feedback been?

It was your stage coach recap.

Yes.

It was feedback has been great.

And like, you know, people have no problem giving critiques.

Yeah.

Of course, of course, of course.

But I haven't really gotten any.

Everyone really likes new, the new format.

They thought it was funny.

And it was long.

It was like over an hour, which is like very hard.

It's so hard.

But when you're just chatting with your girly, like, it actually is not that hard.

Like, we probably will do an hour today because we're just like sisters.

Right, exactly.

And are you going to have guests on?

Because like I am free.

No, no, no.

I am going to have guests on.

I just want to kind of want to get into a rhythm first, and then like I'll get guests.

And you don't want to to be a podcast that like solely relies on guests, not at all because that's like the worst.

Yeah, like I want like gals on the go-by because like they rarely have guests, but they do sometimes, but they like do not rely on it at all.

And they're on the go constantly.

And you know, you could say, I want to be like the morning toast girls because we don't really have guests either, but that's fine.

That's fine.

I mean, not as of late.

You don't look up to or respect your sisters.

It's fine.

No, but also, I don't, I look at the toast as a new show.

It's fine.

I feel like that's fair.

It's totally fine.

Oh my God.

You just, here's the narrative again.

You're You're just here like to hurt me.

Oh, you're so crazy.

No, I'm kidding.

I'm so happy for you.

I love the new artwork.

Oh my God, so good.

The reviews are rave.

And this is what I've been waiting for for a long time.

And I feel like this is just going to be so great for the Snatchy community.

I hope so.

And it's just awesome.

I don't really know too with Instagram, though, because like that is bachelor.

Yeah.

I mean, you can still do bachelor content.

You could, like, kind of how the toast is like content about the podcast.

Yeah.

That's what you're going to have to do.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And just like memes and like fun lifestyle, like hinge stuff, you know?

Okay, fine.

Is hinge your app of choice?

I really do like Lox Club.

My only issue with Lox Club, and Ruby, if you're watching, I'm sorry, is that you only get like six or so swipes and that, or like you get, there's a set number of swipes and then you have to wait six hours to keep going.

And that's annoying.

So when you're on like a binge.

You can't.

Yeah.

So then I go to Hinge.

You should do an episode on like all the dating apps and like.

I'm on Bumble and I actually do not understand how to use it.

Yeah.

Do they still do it?

Like, I have to message you.

Like women's women's empowerment.

But I can't figure out how to do that.

And, like, honestly, I'm all for women's empowerment, but like, when it comes to dating, like, I need a guy to do it first.

No, I know.

No, I know.

But, like, it is what it is.

The times are changing.

So, if you need like good episode ideas, like, I think that's a good one.

You can do like a whole shit about like

guys you met on different apps.

And, like, I don't know.

But I also see like all the same people.

You do?

Yeah.

Why?

Because there's only so many people like in your age, in your area.

Yeah.

In my criteria, like, Jewish, like,

right, right, right, right.

That's funny.

Yeah.

Well, I'm so looking forward to all the Snatcher has to offer us this year.

And we are so blessed, the TNN community, that you'll be sharing it with us.

And we want to thank you.

Thank you for having me.

And I also want to thank you for being here and delivering the Fast Five.

I tried to cater them a little bit towards you.

There's one story in specific that I know like you are going to...

cream your pants over.

Oh.

So should we just get into it?

Yeah, sure.

Okay.

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All right, are you ready?

First,

we got to talk to your girl.

American Idol alum Gabby Barrett is pregnant with her second child.

Oh, I saw that.

Gabby Barrett and Kate Foner announced on Sunday that they are expecting their second child together.

They shared the ultrasound video on his Instagram along with a sweet snap of the couple going out to dinner to celebrate Mother's Day.

He wrote, happy Mother's Day to my amazing, strong, and fruitful bride.

Such a biblical word.

Fruitful.

If anyone caught me fruitful, I'd be like, get the fuck out of here.

She She is, this is what she said.

She is currently carrying another precious life made in the image of God, a son to bear our name into the next generation.

Our children will rise up and call her blessed.

The husband also praises her.

All right, we stand a biblical king.

I was about to say, that sounds like a sermon.

They're really religious.

I know, I know, I know.

Because they're super young.

She's 25.

Sorry, she's 22.

He's 25.

She's 22 currently.

And she's on her second child.

Like, does that give you anxiety or what?

Oh, my God.

Wait.

Was so.

How old was she when she was on Mario Night?

Or like 18?

Yeah.

That's crazy.

I do think it's really cool how like she's able to, she's really rising up in country.

No, I have so many things to say about Gabby Barrett because like when she was on American Idol, I was like fiending for her to win.

I was obsessed with her.

Rivers Deep.

It's so good.

Like whatever.

If you haven't seen that performance, just Google it.

It's literally life-changing.

It's amazing.

And like, I remember everyone was like saying all this shit about her.

Like, I remember hearing stuff about her.

And I was like, no, like, I'm here for Gabby Barrett.

And especially now to become a star from American Idol, like that just doesn't happen.

No, it does, but like not that level.

Like you're like famous on TikTok.

That was on American Idol.

In the new reboot.

Right.

I have someone.

Maddie Poppy?

No.

No.

Who?

That girl, Katie, who wrote an original song and sang

Katie?

Who literally sang the most amazing performance with Katy Perry.

They did like an acoustic version too.

Pardon me.

In another

line.

Yeah.

No, this is the...

Is that the

pardon me?

Yeah, pardon me.

If you haven't seen that performance, it will change your life and you'll have a whole new respect for Katy Perry's vocals.

Okay, but like she's not at the Grammys.

No offense.

No, but she is famous.

So sorry, I just wanted to like make my point.

Continue.

Anyway, no, so I just think that what she's done is so impressive.

Also because her music is so good.

So good.

And that's what I was going to say.

Like she's managed to reach this like really historic level of fame post-American Idol.

And she's not sacrificing like her personal life.

And I don't love that for her.

She got married.

She's having two kids.

And it's not stopping her.

And like, she's kind of toxic in the sense that she's doing it all.

And like, nobody can, but like, she's doing it no she really is and also like cade's like in her band now like yeah okay so that i think is part of the reason why she's able to have so much success is like her husband so for those who don't know was also on american double yeah they started dating and now they're married he kind of forewent his personal success yeah he did to be a part of her future it's like they looked at each other and was like which one of us is gonna have more success and then we'll support the other and he is like her lead guitarist i think they write songs together it's really sweet and i think that's how they're able to like you know have kids go on tour because, like, they're both together.

No, yeah.

It's really sweet.

They're really like so cute.

I'm so happy for them.

And I just can't wait to see her star rise even more.

No, she's really like on people are saying she's like, you know, the next Carrie Underwood.

Well, they say she's the next Kelsey Ballerini, who's the next Carrie Underwood.

Like, they're all lined up to take over.

And now that you saw Carrie Underwood live, I have to talk about Carrie Underwood because, I mean, I've always loved her music.

Obviously, I was never like a stand-stand, like, whatever.

Her performance after Luke Holmes, she was my favorite.

Like, she knows how to put on a fucking show.

Like, she, a, her legs.

Her legs, her outfit, her voice, everything.

Her voice, like, just crazy.

Also, she had like four outfit changes that were sickening.

Like, her last one was this, like, six sequin jean jacket that said, like, Carrie Coach on the back.

Like, she just gets it.

She gets it.

And then she had Axel Rose come out to sing Sweet Child 9.

Down to the paradise.

Like, just iconic.

And now, do you really understand why she's the queen of country music?

100%.

And, like, she, I guess I didn't realize like how much she like impacts like, not my style but like my country style in a sense because like when she like came out and was in an outfit like in her pink shiny cowboy boots like my friend looked at me and she's like wait this is actually you no and with carrie underwood I guess I don't realize because she looks so young and fresh but like she's been around forever so like so many of the songs that she performed when I was watching your Instagram stories I didn't even realize like I knew so many Carrie Underwood songs.

No, and like, oh, I don't want to spend my life waiting, waiting.

Like, look, you don't realize how much of her music you've been influenced by for so many years.

See you again.

I was hysterical.

And then it's like the new music is just as good.

Yeah.

Cry Pretty, This Is Our Kingdom.

Like Crazy Angels.

So good.

Ghost Story?

Ghost Story.

Yeah.

Like, I'm good, I mean.

Like, yeah, good.

Ghost story.

That song is so good.

So it's like, she's really so impressive from all facets.

So.

Do you think Gabby Barrett had, like, I personally believe Kelsey Ballerini has what it takes.

I do too.

To be, because a lot of people are like, Kelsey Ballerini, like she's glitz and glam.

She doesn't, she's not country.

Really, have you ever heard that bitch sing and play guitar?

Like, she's extremely talented.

100%.

So I think she has what it takes to become Carrie.

Have you spoken about Heart First

by Kelsey?

I haven't.

Sorry, I was like, who's Hartford?

You pronounce things really weird.

Like before the show, you were like, We were going to talk about the Friday pack.

I'm like, what's Friday pack?

I don't know what that is.

Like, you talk weird.

What do you mean I said heart first?

You said Hartford.

I'm like,

Stasi Schroeder's daughter?

Heart first.

Heart first.

I haven't spoken about it, but I was DMing with Kelsey.

Okay.

It is a glorious masterpiece of beautiful music.

And

it's so good.

I was telling her, I'm like, it sounds like a 90s country song that would be at the end of a rom-com.

Like, it's like this ethereal vibe.

She's like, the whole album is that vibe.

Can't wait.

I'm going to jump right in, baby with my heart first.

That was good.

That was like.

Literally.

Are you coming for my throat?

Yeah, I kind of know.

Are you coming for my check, literally?

Yeah.

It's so good.

I completely agree.

So now, long-winded question is, do you think Gabby Barrett has what it takes to be the next, next Carrie Underwood?

I think she does.

She has a little ways to go.

But I think she,

after Kelsey Ballerini, I don't know who else it could be besides Gabby Barrett.

I can't think of like another like blonde

blonde queen.

Yeah.

And like, so the way that I think country music like

fans looks at like the next women in country, it's like the next Carrie and the next Miranda Lambert.

And they say Marin Morris is the next Miranda Lambert and Kelsey Ballerini is the next Carrie Underwood.

That's so interesting.

Yeah.

I don't disagree.

I don't agree.

You hated Miranda Lambert.

And okay, so like I love her.

Margot, I talk about this sometimes on the toast.

Thanks for listening.

There are two people in this world.

Like I'm, you can really

see that people are capable of change when I talk this year and like five years ago about Miranda Lambert and Selena Gomez.

Do you love Selena Gomez now?

I would take a bullet.

Oh, really?

Okay.

Obsess.

A lot of it has to do with only murders in the building.

Uh-oh.

But then Rare Beauty and then just like her recent resurgence on TikTok.

I just think I was totally wrong about her for so long.

And who else we were wrong about was Nick Vile.

We can never forget.

Nick Vile, perfect example.

Yeah.

Thank you for bringing that up so much.

So congrats to Gabby Marit.

I can't believe she's 22 with two kids.

Like that just

me.

The existential crisis like we were having on the phone last night.

Yeah, that's this is just I wasn't expecting it to go into today, but I guess now it is.

I'm happy for her.

Really super happy.

Moving on.

Next up, another music queen.

How Taylor Swift feels about Joe Alwin's sex scenes in the new Hulu series.

Oh.

So Joe Alwin sat down with GQ for like a full, like he spread his legs, like told them everything,

talked about folklore, Evermore, obviously Taylor.

And he's in the new Conversations with Friends, which everyone's like quaking about was off.

written after

I can't fucking speak English.

Sorry.

It's written.

It's

It's adapted from a book.

Same author as normal people.

So, like, you know, she has like a cult following.

And he's like the star in it.

And he's going to.

Did you see normal people?

No, I know.

I need to watch it.

You didn't watch it?

I know.

I don't know why.

It's so good.

I know.

Paul Mezcal's so hot.

You're going to follow me.

Oh, I know.

Everyone's obsessed with them and Daisy.

Like, I know.

You have to watch.

I know.

I don't know what's wrong with me.

So there was like a cult following of the show.

Now her next book.

And she's like very sexy, you know.

So he's like the big sexy character.

And everyone's like quaking because we're going to get sexy.

And so Joe Alwyn isn't worried about Taylor Swift watching him get hot and heavy on TV.

He said, I mean, she's read the book and she loves the book.

She knows it.

Taylor just like couldn't be a bigger fan of the project.

So you go through like a lot of rehearsal and kind of in-depth conversations about the intimate scenes and kind of what story we're trying to tell.

Hopefully each intimate scene feels different or there's some kind of progression in their relationship.

So apparently Taylor is an erotic queen like me because she loves.

I can see that for Taylor.

Dress.

Dress.

But like we know Taylor loves to read and like the fact that Taylor, Taylor's definitely reads like Colleen Hoover.

100%.

She definitely loves porno, just like me.

It happened one summer is probably a favorite book.

That's what I was going to say, Taylor.

If you haven't read It Happened One Summer, like add it to your list.

It is erotic.

And Window Shopping.

Did you read that one?

No.

By Tessa Bailey.

It is

Chef's Kiss.

Oh.

And the other one,

I could really, I went through like a phase where I couldn't read anything except erotic novels.

Oh, my favorite.

Okay, wait.

What's the one?

Same author as It happened one summer and like she started another like series.

Do you know what I'm talking about?

No.

Okay, just give me a second.

Oh my God, I got signed out of my good reads.

I fucking hate this new phone.

I can't.

Jackie told me.

Jackie told me you know how to get my Safari tab back to the top.

I do?

Yeah.

Know how to get your Safari tab back to the top.

And the new phone.

They're always fucking with you, you know?

I don't know, but I don't know.

Safari, like if I want to search on Safari, it's at the bottom.

Bottom.

I fucking hate you.

You're really so annoying.

I'm so sorry.

Claudia, you do the same fucking thing.

No, I know.

Okay.

I hate like when we spend money.

No, I know.

Okay, just give me a second.

It's written by.

Are you sure it's Tessa Bailey?

Yes.

Hot and Hammered.

What's the first one in that series?

Tools of Engagement.

No.

Okay, these sounds.

These sound bizarre.

Okay, hold on.

It was about a baseball player.

It was so cute.

Not was it fix her up?

Fix her up.

Oh, I've never heard of it.

It was so cute, Myro.

Like, he was like a disgraced former baseball player, and she's like this nerd, and like he comes back to the hometown, and like they start this fake relationship.

It's so sickeningly cute.

I'm in the middle of reminders of him.

Oh, the new Colleen Hoover, which I personally honestly did not love.

I mean, it's not, I already know it's not my favorite.

Yeah.

But it's good.

It's fine.

It's fine.

But like, I guess I've just been so tired recently that like every time I read it, I fall asleep, which never happens.

And that's what me and Jackie were actually saying yesterday.

Like, the rating that you end up giving a book really is like based on, like, how quickly you read it.

100%.

Like, if you're like stringing it along.

Like, I started it last week.

Normally, I'd be on my third book.

That's weird.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Um, but back to Taylor and Joe.

Like, as much as I'm so, I mean, I'm gonna watch this, and mostly because, like, I gotta see Joe Alwyn get down.

No, I need to watch it through the lens of Taylor.

I know, but

this is just so, like, untailored.

Not that Taylor would ever, like, stop Joe from like progressing in his career, but like, she's so private.

And you remember in Miss Americana, she's like always talking about like her body and how, like, if anyone were to ever get like an intimate photo of her, like, she would feel so like she's not like a sexy queen she doesn't dress super risky like we don't even know like what her cleavage looks like right like she never shows us so i just feel like this is like a level of intimacy into taylor's world that we're not used to yeah no that's true but i love that she's not stopping him from like i was gonna say that from achieving his goals and like his dreams i agree also like i feel like he could be super successful and like she just doesn't want to get in the way of that and i appreciate that and i think he's well on his way like he's very much like a serious actor so he doesn't have like commercial appeal yet.

Yes.

But him being in like a viral Hulu show, like that will change.

Sorry, no one's seen like the Mary's Queen of Scots thing he was in.

Right, exactly.

He's always in like royal things where I have to watch subtitles.

Like I'm not going to watch it.

I understand.

But now he's in like a porno Hulu show.

Like I will be watching.

Exactly.

Sign me up.

Sign me up.

First in line.

Streaming.

And also like.

Like I'm curious to see what he looks like.

No, also because it's like that's what Taylor sees at night.

Yeah.

That's just so interesting.

And the GQ article was really well written like he was an article or video article i know he's just like kind of this like british man of mystery i feel like we know nothing about him and the article was very um eye-opening i read the excerpts not the whole article but i just but i feel like i learned a lot about him no i would like i i'm gonna read it it was and he looked really cute he got like this whole spread i he's so cute everything's coming up joe all win i thank god it's about fucking time it's about time because like he has been living in the shadow of his megastar girlfriend for like a little bit too long do you think they're engaged currently there's like all these rumors i think that they're married.

Yeah.

I think that Taylor probably won't get married legally, even though she's like,

she's such a hopeless romantic.

Like the idea of her not like having a fairy tale wedding, I know, but she's also a businesswoman.

I agree.

So if she does get married,

it will be like, to be like, you know, you're not my boyfriend.

It'll be like, what's their name?

Goldie Hawn and Kirk Douglas, like everyone's favorite.

What's the name of that when you're like...

Domestic partnership.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Like, honestly, marriage is just a piece of paper.

100%.

And that piece of paper paper really fucks up your business.

So, like, you could have, like, a marriage, but, like, you know, you get married in, you know, on the beach without a real piece of paper.

Yeah.

That's what I feel like she would do.

Okay.

I think so, too.

She's a smart cookie.

But Goldian, what is that guy's name?

Everyone likes to use that as an example.

Like, when they don't get married, they're like, we're Goldian.

Is it Kurt?

Kurt?

Um, Kurt Doug?

No.

I don't know.

Something Russell.

Kurt Russell.

Kurt Russell.

I think so.

All right, well, we're going to keep going, but not before.

Excuse me.

I have to stop drinking LaCroix before the show, like because I'm not okay.

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So Dave Chappelle's Hollywood Bowl set, where he was attacked,

will not air on Netflix.

That's so stupid.

It's so dumb.

The most talked about moment from Netflix's first ever comedy festival, perhaps one of the most talked about moments from any comedy festival, isn't coming to streaming.

Netflix announced a list of content being released from its Netflix as a Joke festival, and Dave Chappelle's Hollywood Bowl event, where the comedian was attacked on stage last week, is not included.

The set's absence isn't due to the assault, however, allegedly.

Sure.

The streamer made it clear before the festival that the comedian's four sold-out Hollywood Bull shows were not being taped for a special.

Chappelle had his own cameras present to film the show, as comics often do when working out new material, as Dave Chappelle was.

Professionally shot footage of the attack likely does exist, and it could eventually see the light of day in some fashion, but it's not a part of Netflix's plan.

I wonder if

it's true that has nothing to do with the assault.

Like when Dave Chappelle releases it.

Yeah, like did Dave Chappelle just like not give them permission to do it?

Right.

Like maybe the price wasn't right.

I just don't, but they're always just like throwing money Dave Chappelle's way.

I know.

And I can't imagine he was like the headliner of this festival.

He did four shows.

The whole thing is like this festival is like we're going to have this amazing festival and we're going to stream it.

Right.

So you're telling me like the biggest name on your list?

Like your headliner.

Yeah, I don't know if I believe that.

No, it's very odd.

I do believe that Dave filmed it himself, even if he's never going to put it out because comedians always are filming their own stuff just to like work through.

But

here's who is getting a streaming service.

A streaming

is being streamed.

Thank you.

In May, John Mulaney is honoring a bunch of comedians like Robin Williams.

Dave Chappelle is honoring Richard Pryor, and Chelsea Handler is honoring Joan Rivers, which should be fun.

And Jon Stewart is honoring George Carlin.

Then June 6th, Bill Burr is getting one.

June 7th through 12th, David Letterman and his like six episode thing.

I have hate in my heart for David Letterman.

I'm sorry.

June 9th is an LGBTQ Plus celebration.

June 10th is a tribute to Bob Sagett.

June 11th is Amy Schumer.

June 13th is Pete Davidson presents The Best Friends.

So it's multi-comic special hosted by Pete Davidson.

That's where that clip that recently came out is from.

You see, he was addressing Kanye, joking that Pete had AIDS.

No.

They gave like a three-minute Netflix release, like him finally talking about Kanye.

Yeah.

And it went viral.

And honestly, like I didn't think it was that funny.

He was just like, Kanye is a genius.

So I was thinking, do I have AIDS?

Oh, God.

Yeah.

June 14th, Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin Ladies Night Live, because they're from that show.

June 16th, Snoop Dogg has an original comedy.

June 23rd,

highlights throughout from the 11-day festival.

And then the big special that doesn't have a date yet is Gabriel Iglesias playing a sold-out show at Dodger Stadium.

Wow, that's so cool.

I don't even know who that is.

I do.

He's like really, really famous.

Okay, so I was going to say, like, selling a Dodger Stadium.

Stadium is fucking nuts.

And I thought my MSG theater was a big channel.

No, that's crazy.

I'm like, loving this.

I think Netflix is the go-to place for comedy.

I'm just like, where's the Dave Chappelle content?

No, yeah.

That actually is a sick line.

I was a little too spaced out for me.

I know.

I did just watch a new special on Netflix.

Remember Chris DeSefano from Guy Code?

Yes.

And he's all over TikTok now with his hey babe podcast Tuberware No, you don't know Tuberware?

No Margaret wait you you're a tick tocker and you don't know Tuberware that podcast video clip where he was like I gave my daughter the tubberware and the other guy's like wait What did you just say?

It's like my daughter?

He's like no the other thing Tuberware?

Yeah, say the first syllable tub wrong What I see that clip

from the hate babe podcast.

Oh my god, it's so good.

No, I haven't seen it.

We're on two completely different sides of TikTok.

Yeah, obviously I'm like on comedy tick tock because i'm fucking hilarious right um whatever so he's like really big podcaster comedy and his special was so funny it was 35 minutes which is like really short so short but i do i did hear somewhere that he has like an extra 15 minutes he's releasing on his youtube channel we stand a content king yeah um and i highly recommend it was like pandemic comedy and it was very funny okay

But I think that Netflix throwing their own comedy festival is really smart.

Very smart.

I think this is a great idea.

Upset I wasn't included, but I love it.

100%.

I love every minute of it.

happy for them.

Yeah.

Who's your favorite comedian?

Oh, like currently?

Alive.

Alive, Joan Rippers.

Oh, sorry.

Of all time, Joan Rivers.

Alive, Dave Chappelle.

Okay.

Like, who's yours?

Oh, I don't know.

I don't have an answer.

Like, I wasn't expecting you to throw it back at me.

Bitch, this is like a two-way conversation.

I understand.

I feel like you're not like a comic.

I really like Sebastian Matt Mascalco.

I think he's hilarious.

So do I.

And the fact that you didn't say me is why we're literally not friends.

I think.

So, Dave Chappelle,

whatever.

Like, Like,

like annoying.

Yeah.

Also, I want to see it.

No, same.

Like, I want to know

what triggered this person.

Yeah.

The next story is some TV news that's really interesting.

So, HBO Max nabs Anon Please, a production drama based on Dumois' book with a script to series order.

Oh, my God.

So, it's really interesting, listen, because at first I was like, what the fuck?

But this shit.

Okay.

So, HBO Max and WBTV had secured preemptively the rights to the book to develop it into a drama series.

So, Duma.

Dumois.

So, Dumois is a pseudonym, obviously, of the Instagram account, yada, yada, yada.

The upcoming book, Anon Please, written by Dumois with the New York Times best-selling author Jessica Goodman, will be published November 8th by HarperCollins.

In the book, here's the synopsis of the book.

That's what I was gonna ask.

Cricket Lopez is an assistant to one of the most notorious celebrity stylists.

She revamps her old style Instagram account and turns it into a celebrity gossip blog on a drunken whim, and she never thinks it'll become anything.

It's just a way to blow off steam after a terrible day at work where her nightmare boss screams at her and blames her for everything.

But when the account grows overnight and even wilder, she starts getting gossip from fans, juicy gossip, she has to face facts.

Her Instagram is now famous.

She is now famous.

Though no one knows she's behind the account, its newfound success is affecting her real life.

Her boss wonders why she's disappearing on the job.

Her friends are increasingly irritated by her dedication to the account.

And she has celebrities, investors, and journalists approaching her with bright-eyed interests.

Plus, there's a steamy new love interest who she meets through her online persona, except she has no idea if she can truly trust his motives.

But as the account grows and becomes more and more famous, she has to wonder: is it the fame, the insider access, the escape from real life, really worth losing everything else?

So that is the synopsis.

That sounds amazing.

That's the synopsis for the book, and then HBO is turning that book into a series.

Wow.

So I feel like this is actually a really good.

No, that the plot, I wasn't expecting the plot to be that good, like an actual, like,

fiction.

Yeah.

Fictional story.

I mean, it's fiction, but like based on truth.

I can never remember.

Non-fiction is, um, no, here's how I remember it.

Like, you know,

fuck.

Like, I always know that fiction is not real.

Wait.

Fiction is not real.

Okay.

And non-fiction means true.

Yeah, because like a fictional character is like fake.

Right.

That's how I know it.

Okay.

For some reason, it's just one thing that will not stick.

My only thought on this thing is like, it's a really good plot, but do you think it can be...

Well, you wrote the book, so.

What?

Because you're doing.

Oh, because I'm doing...

Oh, sorry.

I forgot about my alter ego.

Yeah.

I'm so excited about my new project.

My face just like went white.

I was like, what are you talking about?

But what I was going to say was, like, this does sound like a good plot, but, like, do you think it's a good enough plot to be adapted well into a book and a movie?

Is it a movie or a series?

Series, sorry.

Like, is the series going to be better or is the book going to be better?

Ooh.

I feel like this, like, it sounds like it's more meant to be like a series.

That's what I was thinking.

So when I, when I read this as the plot for the series, I'm like, oh, that actually sounds like kind of good.

But then when I thought about it as a book, I'm like, I don't know.

Are there going to be like fake celebrities in the book?

Like, you know what I mean?

Right.

Right.

They have to make up fake people.

I mean, one of them's got to be good.

Yeah.

No, hopefully.

And I think it'll, I'm putting my money on the series.

Okay.

Yeah.

I think so too.

Also, HBO Max does a good job.

Production value is high.

Exactly.

And you know what?

Kudos to me, Dumois,

for really turning that page into like something more, you know?

Yeah.

Oh my god.

It could have easily not been monetized.

Right.

No.

And like that person's like spending all their time at Dumois, but also like working, you know, in a regular job.

That person has a regular job?

No, I'm saying that's what could have happened, but they really turned it into like something legit.

Agreed.

So I think this is interesting, and I will be watching the show.

I don't know if I'll be reading the book, to be honest.

That's fair.

I don't know if I will be either.

Are you ready for the fifth and final story?

Is this the one that's making me cream my pants, or do we got to do that?

That was Gabby Barry.

Okay, okay, okay.

I was just like, wasn't you?

You didn't know?

You didn't feel the cream?

No.

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Ready for the fifth and final story?

It's a little art news.

Oh.

A little auction news.

Is this, can I guess?

I mean, yeah, there's literally only one piece of it.

Marilyn Monroe?

Yeah.

So Andy Warhol, the painting that he made of Marilyn Monroe, like the iconic one that everyone knows, has broken records yesterday at Christie's and sold for $195 million.

So the famous silk screen Andy Warhol made of Marilyn Monroe sold for $195 mil at a Christie's charity auction.

Oh man, that money goes to charity?

No way.

I was about to say, does that go to Andy Warhol or Marilyn Monroe?

It's like such a good question, and they're both both dead.

So like...

Like the estate.

Right.

No.

Excellent question.

But it says charity auctioned Monday night setting a record for the most expensive piece of American art ever sold.

The iconic Warhol painting shattered the previously record, the previous record set by the late Brooklyn artist Jean-Michael Basquiat.

His 1982 skull painting sold for $110 million at Sotheby's in 2016.

Wow, it really surpassed the record.

Uh-huh.

And Warhol had held the second record prior to Basquiat.

His 1963 work, Silver Car Crash, sold for $105 million.

So the auction house estimated Warhol's 1964 painting would be at $200 million.

Before the event, the winning bidder was identified as art dealer Larry Gagozian.

Oh, like...

Like the museum.

Yeah.

So he bought it for his museum or for his house?

It's got to be for the museum.

Oh, look, all proceeds from the lot 36A will go to the Thomas and Doris Amman Foundation Zurich, which puts the painting up for auction.

The foundation aims to help children with health care and educational programs.

Wow, it's for charity.

That's insane.

But who owned it before that, like, gave it up for charity?

Unclear.

Also, like, obviously, I know, like, these people have so much money that, like, it's different.

But, could you imagine spending $195 million on something that hangs on your wall?

No.

No, I literally couldn't.

Like, it's crazy.

It couldn't be me.

Cause like I do appreciate art to a point.

Like, I do think art is beautiful and art should be expensive.

And there's different value for different art for sure.

But, like,

that's just I'll never be like a queen who like goes to someone's house and like looks at the art and like cries, you know?

No, 100%.

Okay, but here's the backstory of the painting and why it's so valuable.

Originally, it was one of the five silk screens painted in 1964.

The 40 by 40 inch prints were stored in a stack at Warhol's New York studio, the factory.

Dorothy Podburr, who was a performance artist, stopped by and asked if she could shoot them.

He said yes.

Oh,

this is a picture?

It's It's not a painting?

It's a silk screen.

I don't know what that means.

So the performance artist asked if she could shoot them, the five silk screens he painted.

He said yes, presuming she meant with a camera.

Oh, sorry, not wrong.

Then the performance artist pulled out a revolver and shot all of them except for the turquoise print in the forehead.

Oh my God, wait, this is so interesting.

Not understanding a word.

So Andy Warhol had five of his famous paintings in his warehouse.

His performance artist was like, can I come by and shoot them?

He said yes, because he thought she met with a camera.

She's a performance artist, so she came in and shot him up.

Oh,

I thought that meant what they used to call like movie things.

No.

And she shot all of them except for the Marilyn Monroe one.

Oh, so she schemed him?

She schemed him.

Andy had the four paintings restored, and they became known as the shot Marylands.

Oh, and this is the only one that wasn't shot?

All five paintings have been sold for various amounts of money over the years.

First in 1967, the blue background painting sold for $5,000.

The orange background sold for $17 million in 1998.

And then it went to the hedge fund manager, Ken Griffin, for a rumored $200 million.

That is insane.

Okay, that is insane.

That's so interesting.

That is interesting.

We're just like art girlies here tonight.

No, truly.

Oh my God, we're just opening up our minds.

I feel like I definitely got half those facts wrong, but like it's very confusing.

Yeah, no, like watch how it's not going to be like a revolver.

No, totally.

And like it really doesn't go to charity.

No, it's gotta.

That's so crazy that it went to charity.

Like shook.

No, I mean, goodness.

Now I'm like, yes, 200 million should have been 250.

No, obviously.

But even still, just in general, like spending that amount of money on a piece of art is so crazy.

What's like the most amount of money you've ever spent on anything?

Oh, um,

like, not where it's like you're putting something on your card and people are paying you back.

Like, no, no, no.

It doesn't count if you're just doing it to get the point.

Um, probably like your apartment, right?

Like, when you do, like, first month's, last month, security.

Oh, um, taxes.

That doesn't count.

Okay, because like you have no choice.

Yeah.

Um, I guess probably first month's last month, or like, I think when I

maybe purchased

my cartoon ring.

Really?

I don't know.

Cool.

What about you?

Actually, I know what the most amount of money you've ever spent on

your dog walker.

Oh, stop.

But that's over the course of years.

That's not fair.

No, the most amount of money I've ever spent on something is probably a purse.

Yeah.

Same.

No regrets.

No.

None whatsoever.

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