S5 Ep53: The Nono Virus: Friday April 29th, 2022

Good morning, Millennials.

Welcome back to the Morning Toast and happy.

Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday.

Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.

Weekend, Friday, Friday, getting down on Friday.

Fun, fun, fun, fun.

Looking forward to the weekend.

Good morning, Millennials.

Happy Friday.

Welcome back to the Morning Toast.

I am back in studio.

We weren't sure if she was going to make it.

It was a yes.

It was a no.

It was a remote.

It was Taylor Strecker.

It was back to remote.

And that bitch got herself in studio.

Nipples charred.

We're here.

We're here for it.

You're obsessed with my nipples.

And I've actually been praised by the mamma community for being so

caring and invested in your nipple journey.

So for that, mamas, you're welcome.

Mamas, get her.

No, everything is doing well.

There's milk at home.

I'm excited excited to be here because you know what?

It's actually, we were going to maybe do remote today, but then I was thinking it's actually maybe easier for me to come to the studio instead of worrying about getting 60 quiet minutes.

Silence, yeah.

So I'm happy to be here.

Well, you don't know at home won't kill you.

No, no.

It's none of your business.

What's going on?

He can cry

any time, but not if we're podcasting.

Right, right.

So now he can cry for the hour if that's what he chooses to do with his time.

So we just have a few things to discuss.

First of all, it is Friday.

Our merch, spring merch drop has officially launched.

We've got crew necks, hoodies, hoodies, sweatpants, beanies, mugs, so many things.

Shopmorning toast.com, Jackie and I are both wearing the new 100% white crewneck.

This also comes in blue, but today we both decided to wear the white because we're just so sympathetic.

We are twinning from head to toe.

Like we wear our hair the same, we're wearing the same sweatshirt.

We're both wearing leggings and we're both wearing Air Force One.

What brand are your leggings?

Um, they are ASOS Maternity.

They're so comfortable.

I should get some.

I can't stop wearing them.

I'm wearing dance skin, but from my head to my toes, we're literally matching.

And I almost wore the same necklace, the two-tone one that Claudia just got.

And instead, I wore this really sweet necklace situation that says Jackie O and Harry.

The cutest thing.

But then we would have been matching.

Insane.

Except your part is like a little off-center, whereas mine's totally down.

I don't think so.

No, you don't have like a perfectly middle part.

I don't think it's center.

Let me see.

No, it's literally not.

No, I think it is.

No, I don't think it is, actually.

I don't think so.

So merch, shopmorning toast.com, not to be confused with Chanel.com.

I know it's very confusing for everyone.

But also we need to catch up because we kind of dropped a bomb on Wednesday's episode.

Just something we were thinking about doing and we wanted, this is the thing.

We are a show of the people.

Like we cater to our audience most of the time.

To a degree.

To a degree.

But we don't succumb.

And we wanted to get your input on something, you know, we were thinking about changing, but we have heard your cries.

Good morning, Millennials is going nowhere.

It is staying.

We hear you.

I didn't see one message advocating for us to change.

I saw like less than 10.

Yeah.

So I would say 99% are team GMM and

majority rules.

And as the old phrase goes, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Agreed.

And if a new listener is listening and like that's what's turned them off, then you know what?

Like they'll probably would have been turned off in the next sentence anyway.

Yeah, they weren't right or died.

Right when Claudia started singing.

100% are going off about pitballs.

You know what I love about this sweatshirt that I wanted to

bring up?

I love the design because it's so smart because it says 100%

but the D sort of looks like an A, so it's like 100%.

Oh, I also like it because the shape of the font is like a heart.

Well, duh.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Yeah, no, I don't know if everyone saw that.

But that's like more subliminal.

Yeah, because I just have this like really like detail-oriented, like art-focused eye.

So I didn't know if everyone saw that.

So I'm glad that like, you know, we're all kind of my influence on everyone is obviously making an impact.

No, but this is like giving like FedEx logo.

Like the arrow.

There's more that meets the eye.

Hidden message in the the design do you guys know about the hidden arrow in the fedex logo i always feel like so cool telling people who don't know i'm like do you know check it out like if you google like best logos fedex is always number one because there's an arrow in it and it's like moving forward because it's always moving your shit and amazon with the arrow from A to Z because you can get everything from A to Z which you really can except for morning toast merch which is only available at Chanel.

Oh, sorry, me making my mistake again.

Shopmorning Toast.com.

Yes, so get yours great for spraying.

That sweatsuit has been my lifeline the past few months.

And also even before, while I was pregnant, I was wearing it too, but you didn't see.

But the last few months, like all I wear is that.

I can't talk about the pink sweatshirt because I lost both items in the river.

Going on a walk?

Pink sweatsuit.

100%.

100%.

So we have an amazing show for you guys today, but it's going to be a little zip ring.

It's not going to be like other shows.

Upside down, twisty terrorists.

It's opposite day.

It is opposite day.

Well, I was picking stories because Jackie was obviously busy.

And then like the stories that I chose are ones that I'm actually like really kind of caught up on.

So, I just feel like the person who reads the stories, like, should know more about the story.

Because the other person asks the questions.

Right, like, there's an Aunt Anstead Christina hack thing in here.

Like, you really don't know much about that.

And I need to know what you're saying.

And I know you are obsessed.

Obsessed.

So, I decided to do the stories today, which means my role of being like saleswoman of the year is actually going to Jackie.

She'll be doing our three ads today.

I will be doing the ads.

You know, I love doing the ads.

Do you?

Well, probably because I don't do them every day, but I really like to get into them.

And these are three brands that they speak for themselves.

100%.

Just like Canva Pro.

Oh, update on Canva Pro.

We have not heard from them.

We have not.

Aside from just like the standard, they sponsor our show every once in a while, which we're extremely grateful for.

You know, great ROI.

No, but they are like not commenting on our Instagram or anything.

And like they didn't even notice our new Instagram bio.

Nobody's noticed it yet.

Go check it out.

I think you'll enjoy it.

It's fucking hysterical.

And I just can't wait to beat this joke till it's dead.

No, it's not getting old.

And I'm I'm never, like, I feel such inspiration.

Like, I feel like when Michelangelo was doing the Sistine Chapel, like, that's how I feel when I'm designing on Canva Pro.

And it should come as a shock to no one that Canva Pro is not a sponsor of today's episode.

We just felt like chatting about our favorite products.

So get your fucking ass up and use Canva Pro.

Why do we say favorite?

Is it from FabFitFun?

Yes.

Oh, my God.

When we started our show, like, years and years ago, when we were the morning breath, our first-class- sponsorship was to never do ads.

Never.

Like we didn't have to worry about revenue.

Our show was owned by like a media company.

So we weren't, we were just getting paid salary doing our show.

Right.

But we got an opportunity to get a sponsor and it was FabFit Funds.

We were like, fuck yes.

We had to go into like this recording booth and record and we just like could not stop laughing at the script.

And we were doing it so many times and it was like the fall seasonal box.

Yeah.

And it was like so many cute items.

These are my favorite items.

And when you say something just so many times, and I've never said the word favorite,

the same ever again.

Yeah.

And so now it's my favorite.

Blanket.

It was like that shawl blanket thing or like a seasonal camper.

Do you know what favorite is from?

But maybe I got it from this, but it's also, am I your favorite camper?

Yeah, but camper was after.

Right, so maybe I got it from that, but I feel like that's how most people would know it from AC's amazing work.

Amazing vernacular.

Huge vocabulary.

Speaking of vernacular, I just started watching Abbott Elementary.

Have you heard about it?

I've heard about it.

It reminds me of the office, you know, they like look at the camera, but it's really, like, the writing is really funny.

But the best part, I don't know if I'm, am I having a deja vu?

Have you spoken about this?

Not to me.

Chessie is one of the teachers at the school.

She would be an amazing teacher.

An amazing teacher.

That's like a really great cast.

But now she's probably getting typecast in like these sort of

counseling roles.

Well, no, she's like the bad teacher.

She like, you know, she's like a Philly girl.

She knows a guy like who can get her like, you know, free stolen school supplies.

Like, she's like the bad teacher is she bad teacher no no because she really loves the kids she loves the kids got it it's a really sweet show um would you recommend to me it was really hyped up so like i always feel like a little bit let down when a show is so hyped up but it was pretty good i think you would like it i have a hard time like focusing is there good camper energy it's more about the teachers there's not a lot of camper energy

but the writing is very funny

i think you'd like it yeah maybe i'll check it out it's on hulu i have so many things to read.

Right now we're recording Redheads next week.

It's never too late to become a Redhead.

Ever.

So I'm going to spend my weekend reading when I have free time, but maybe next week.

And we're going to do a little TV recap today because we both watched a new episode of The Kart Dashians.

Yes, I'm so excited to recap.

It's so many thoughts.

Me too.

It was a really good episode.

So I think we should just dive in and get the show on the road.

I think we should dive in, and I think you should let us in now that we are roll reverse.

I agree.

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Don't be nervous.

Okay, I'm nervous, but here we go.

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First story, the internet is rejoicing.

James Corden is leaving the late late show in 2023.

I don't feel like that's what the internet was looking for.

The internet hates James Corden.

Okay, but like that.

But just think about like him leaving means he's free to do more projects.

Right.

I feel like the James Corden

hatred is when he's jumping into everything.

Like the late, late show is James Corden.

That's like saying James Corden is leaving Carpool Kairos.

It's not like I want someone else to be doing it.

No, no, you're totally right.

And okay, so here are the details.

He's going to depart ahead of summer 2023.

So he extended his contract for one more year.

And then by the time he leaves, he will have been doing the show for eight and a half years, which is a major achievement.

And here's what he said: It's been a really hard decision to leave because I'm so immensely proud of the show.

I'm thrilled to be extending for a year.

I always thought I'd do it for five years and then leave, and then I stayed on, but I've really been thinking about it for a long time, thinking there might be one more adventure.

So he addressed everyone like on

air.

And I agree with you.

Like if you hate James Corden, like him leaving your nightly TV show,

it sounds great.

But no, like he honestly couldn't do the thing that made him famous anymore because he was being cast as like this annoying character in every movie, every project, every Friends Reunion.

That honestly, the show has just become a burden to him now.

Yeah.

And the thing is, like, I'm someone who sometimes complains like when James Corden like puts his spin on things.

But generally speaking, I actually really like James Corden.

I like his energy.

And, of course, after the motivational speech he gave to Chloe on Kardashians, I think everybody's just really become a Cordon file.

And so I look forward to seeing what he does next.

But I think he was really great at that show.

He was always making guests feel so comfortable.

And the guests, the celebrities love him.

Yeah, yeah.

But see, this reminds me of a funny tweet that I sent you the other day that I just want to share with the group from Zach Silberg.

I know exactly how I want to die.

I want to to get hit by the carpal karaoke card.

So James Corden will have to stop doing it.

That is funny.

But yes, I agree with you.

Like I'm a person who gets annoyed by James Corden too, but I've never once gotten annoyed at him on his own show.

Right.

Because I think the content, I mean, him coming up, well, not him, like his team coming up with carpal karaoke.

He does like all those great segments with Ariana.

Harry Styles loves him.

I think like the one thing he's actually great at and is like universally accepted at is his show.

Right.

So this doesn't bode well for the interesting predicament James Corden has found himself in so late in his career.

Yeah, and I feel like the people who are annoyed by him, it's not like they're watching the late late show, like wishing he wasn't there.

Like that's like saying, I don't like girl with no job, like, but I watched the morning toast.

Right, so stop.

And she's going to leave and finally I'll be able to enjoy the show.

Like, no, it's his show.

So I think for the

cordonphobics, this is not good news.

No, exactly.

And I think that it is, but it's not.

It's a wolf in sheep's clothing.

But now it also begs the question, like, who's going to replace on the late late show?

Oh, I'm sure they'll do probably probably a woman because they're really okay but i was thinking like because i you know snl is like kind of a machine for these late late like what about keenan oh my god he would be amazing he would be great and nbc like loves him they gave him a sitcom i don't think he wants to leave but there's there's like no women in late night i feel like that's what's gonna happen should it be us

we can't say it's that late but like a hundred i went to bed at 9 30 last night i actually think they pre-record though i stay up so late they pre-record do they i think so okay okay but like what women women Woman.

I mean, in like the NBC universe, Lily Singh, the YouTuber, she got like a 4 a.m.

slot.

Yeah.

And it was received very poorly.

Right.

And I think you get the 4 a.m.

slot to work your way up to an earlier slot.

And I just don't think it was a fit.

I think I saw a TED Talk of her talking about that experience.

Like they filmed, it wasn't like...

a current events show, so they filmed 96 episodes in like a month.

And she said it was like literally the worst experience of her whole life.

And they were accused of like stealing so many jokes.

So I just, I actually don't think that that, but she came to mind first.

But I don't know what other woman is like in the NBC machine.

No, but they could bring someone in.

Yeah, but I feel like those jobs are like ones you have to like be in NBC for for a while.

Yeah.

Morgan Stewart, give it to her.

That's a good idea.

And she's in the

family.

She's a nighttime girl.

Or Justin.

Or Justin.

Oh my God.

Together.

E is like boosting with talent, but they like don't know what to do with their true stars.

Like Morgan and Justin are like stars.

And I feel like E like doesn't know how to take care, like

harness, foster, foster that talent.

Yeah, I agree.

Also, the fact that they don't, I mean, I know Morgan's on maternity leave, so Dallipop is ever-changing, but they have not solidified a third co-host since Carissa left.

Right.

And they need to.

They need to.

The viewers like stability.

Yeah.

Because sometimes, okay, someone's hosting who I like, but sometimes someone's hosting who I don't care about.

So like, I need stability.

Yeah.

What about, like, I know this just couldn't, couldn't happen because he already has a show, but like, Andy.

Yeah, it couldn't happen because he already has a show.

Right, but like, I feel like he's always wanting to do bigger things outside of Bravo.

I mean, and we're saying like Watch What Happens Live really feels like it's on its last leg.

Because Andy's so over it.

So I could see,

that would just be so weird to like quit your late night show for another late night show, even though it's obviously like a bigger network.

Yeah, but it's later.

Yeah, it's later.

He could do both.

He barely wants to do the one.

Let me know who you think is going to replace James Corden because I find that really interesting.

And what do we think James Corden does next, you you know?

Just more musicals.

More musicals, more cameos, more showing up everywhere, doing everything.

Maybe.

Oh, also, I know we were talking last week about when Downtown Abbey is going to come out, and it is coming out May 20th.

Yeah, the suppression of Downtown Abbey has ended.

The censorship is over.

It's coming out May 20th.

It already came out in the UK.

And I'm so excited.

And all the cast, they had like a big premiere in London, and they did like so much content on TikTok.

Yeah.

It

was splendid.

Seeing the cast of Downton Abbey in the wild is how it feels the same as like the Game of Thrones, which we hadn't gotten in a while where it's like they're so differently costumed up for the period piece that when you see them in real life and like they have their hair dyed and they're wearing like lipstick which didn't exist.

And big gowns, like it's crazy.

It was shocking.

No, and it was so good.

Like I loved all the content.

Everyone looked great.

And like, you know, I've been really hard on her, but major shout out to Edith for literally owning the red carpet.

Like she was the only queen on that carpet.

She was the snatcher.

She was the snatcher.

She looked amazing.

Branson looked good, too.

I'm not a Branson girl.

I'm a Branson file.

I think Branson is so hot.

Branson is like Scott Dissick.

Oh, he is Scott Dissick.

Yeah.

Yeah, because he's just like around the family.

He's a family, for sure.

Always will be.

And like they just love him, so they keep him around, even though technically, like they don't have to.

Yeah.

And like he keeps working with the family, brings a lot to the table.

So much.

Like those pigs aren't going to tend themselves.

Definitely not.

And I'm talking talking about like actual pigs on the farm in downtown.

If you watch Downton, that wasn't insulting.

And if you don't watch Downton, like there's enough time now to watch it before the movie comes out.

Yeah.

Do you want to tell everyone why they should watch Downton?

Yeah, because like I was a Downton hater.

Like I was like.

I used to come on the show and like I was watching Downtown for the first time.

I would recap my journey and Claudia would roll her eyes, be on her phone, not listen to a thing I had to say.

And then.

Because if you're not a history girl, which I'm not, it's so easy to roll your eyes at like historical pieces.

And the thing is, I know nothing about history,

but

it doesn't matter because, like, the show is just so good.

It's like a drama.

It's like, it's literally gossip girl.

Right.

And, like, right, you're just watching the drama, but then you are subliminally learning about history and like the World War One.

The Titanic.

Right.

And you know what?

Um, every time I'm watching downtown, like, when I was watching In N Out, they keep continuing the saga.

Like, we have to eventually get to the Holocaust, right?

I know.

And like, not to be a hater, but like, Holocaust content is like so sad.

Agreed.

Just to cheer you up, like, in the UK, like they didn't get.

It's obviously it wasn't like Poland.

They didn't get Holocaust there, but it is World War II.

And like George, and like George is probably going to war.

Right.

How is he going to fare?

Right.

Little Sibby's cooking with rations.

Right.

How is she going to fare?

Right.

Makes you think.

It really does make you think.

So what year?

What year was the.

The movie was 1927, the first movie.

This was about like 12 years.

Yeah, no, we're not going to, unless they keep going for a really long time, we're not going to get to World War II.

The Dowager was noticeably absent.

Maggie Smith, is that her name?

Yeah.

In real life, absent from the premiere.

She's busy, doing it.

She's busy, but it is confirmed that she's in the film.

She is in the film.

Okay.

Yeah.

Thank God.

Thank God.

So, you know, she's not in the film?

James Corden.

Thank you for bringing it back to James Corden.

And you know what?

I wouldn't be surprised if he had a cameo.

He's British.

Like, honestly, stranger things have happened.

He would be great.

He would, if there was a musical number, like, I could see that for him.

Okay, next up is a story I'm particularly invested in.

It's the Christina hack and Ansa Tarkam who's a Heather Ray Young.

Love Rhombus.

Another major drama, you know, Christina got remarried.

She used to be married to Aunt Anstead, who's now dating Renee Zellweger.

I know Auntie Anstead.

And they had a baby together, Aunt and Christina.

And yesterday, Aunt Anstead requested full custody, like saying all these things that Christina is a terrible mother.

She uses the child as a social media prop, and she's with her children nine days out of the month.

Like really vicious.

Whoa.

But a judge has denied his request for full custody of the two-year-old son that he shares with ex-wife Christina Hack that happened this morning.

And his rep had no comment.

But it's really messy, like messier than you thought that you think the Ansteads can't go lower.

Here they are.

Okay.

I feel like before I became a mom, I would have been like, okay, we'll see how this plays out, whatever.

But now it's like she has to have be a really atrocious mother for like him to get full custody.

Or he's like a really vengeful piece of shit.

Right.

Because like the way moms put everything on their back, like to take a child away from a mom like that, like she has to be awful.

Or, or like, he just fucking hates her and it's because the judge denied it, like, right.

Like, if there was actually,

he said the child was in danger, like, she wasn't making a safe space.

So, if that were actually true, the judge would have had to approve it.

Right, so assuming he's lying, he's a colossal piece of shit, like,

she carried this child in her womb and from her loins for 10 months.

You tell him, nursed him.

Like, it's just like the nerve of these men, the nerve of these nerve.

And I have to assume he's not telling the truth because the judge denied it.

Yeah.

Like if there was actually like

insurmountable proof that like she was making the home a dangerous environment and not properly neglect or whatever, the judge would have no choice but to grant custody or at least temporary custody to Aunt.

Yeah.

But there was no proof, I guess.

Yeah.

And you know what?

Like in this whole love rhombus, if I had to choose one person to like side with, even though she's kind of messy, she's been married so many times, I think I would choose Christina because she was married to Tarek, and I don't think Tarek was an easy man to be married to.

I think she put up with a lot.

And now, Aunt is married to Renee, just dating.

It's too much.

I don't know these people.

I don't know the players enough to like have a real opinion about them, but I think like taking a child away from their mother full-time is just wrong, unless like it's egregious and it doesn't sound like it is.

But also, speaking of custody, did you see about Olivia Wilde?

I did.

And how she was served papers, custody papers.

And so me and Taylor, and Taylor has, when she was hosting with me yesterday, she actually has experience serving papers because she's been divorced.

And she tells you exactly, like, you choose exactly where to, yeah, where to do it.

So it could have been really intentional.

Or then after we wrapped the episode, I got of legal experts telling me, if you have been dodging your served, like your papers that they're trying to serve you, they will go to any means necessary to serve you.

So it's possible that A, Jason Snake has tried to embarrass her on purpose and do it there, or she's been dodging these papers and they had no choice but to do it in a public place of work.

They're very, they've always been like a private couple.

I don't even know how many kids they have.

Like they're very low-key.

I have to imagine this was a last resort for him.

I agree.

But still, that's a wild thing to experience.

So embarrassing.

These are like these events.

Like even if you're, you know, D-list, you can't get in.

How did this legal messenger get into this?

That's literally what I said.

I'm like, it's one of these huge Las Vegas conference centers.

Like there's security everywhere.

Olivia Wilde's on stage.

I don't know.

So that means.

He got like backstage.

Then I was asking Taylor, like, if you're a paper server man, do you have like a badge?

I don't think it's that serious.

I don't know.

But also like it's just this business conference.

So someone handed her an envelope.

Like, you know, maybe it was important paperwork for the panel, you know?

Yeah, but still, how did he get backstage?

He didn't get backstage.

He literally walked up to the front of the stage and like handed it to her and was like, this is for you.

Interesting.

That's crazy.

Yeah.

That's really jarring.

It is.

And she went on with the panel like a pro.

So kudos there.

Yeah, for sure.

So the Aunt Anstead, Tarek, Christina, and her new husband, Love Rhombus, continues.

And we will always keep you updated on this story because

they never sleep.

These are the stories that matter.

And they never sleep.

All right, a little more reality TV news.

Mary Fitzgerald is also claiming that Christine Quinn lied about having COVID.

Have you seen this?

Mary from Selling Sunset.

Yeah.

Okay.

She's a one-name wonder.

She's just Mary.

Literally hate.

So

the season wrapped and they were filming a reunion this week.

And then last minute, Christine was tested positive for COVID and couldn't show up.

Which was obviously very convenient seeing as how literally she does not have one friend on the cast.

And then Chris came out and said that she thinks Christine is lying.

And then Mary now just came out and said she thinks Christine is lying.

And two days after the reunion, Christine did go to a photo shoot.

Okay.

I haven't watched the new season, but I know that I'll still be Team Christine because everyone has the same personalities, I'm assuming.

Yeah.

But I also like saw something that maybe towards the end of the season, it's like a little redemptive for Christine.

Chriselle, so I'm only halfway through, but Chriselle, like, starts acting as terrible as Christine, like saying just as bad, like kind of things.

So I feel like even though Christine doesn't have friends, like she's always in that situation, and I feel like she wouldn't shy away from an opportunity to like let herself be known.

Right.

And like even, I think a reunion setting would actually come up really well for Christine because you could see how all of the other girls are kind of giggling up on her.

So even if Christine is wrong about stuff, like that's just never a good look.

Yeah.

It's possible that she's lying about having COVID.

I personally don't care.

I personally don't care either.

And I just want to say like one of the many blessings that came out of the pandemic, not many, one of the few blessings that came out of the torturous pandemic is like we all have a lie that we can go to and like no one can really question us.

Cause, are you want to question me having COVID?

Fine, I'll come into the office.

Yeah, no, totally.

You don't even have to like lie and say you have COVID.

You could say like, I have a cough like and I haven't gotten a test yet.

Do you still want me to come?

Right.

No.

I'm not feeling well.

Yeah.

And like, if you're not feeling well, any sort of illness that that you have, stay the fuck home.

Like, that's the lesson that you learn.

And that's what it always learns.

And it doesn't have to be COVID for you to stay home because there are things that are worse and more contagious than COVID too.

So even if you've got a negative test that hurts.

That's a notovirus.

It doesn't mean you should leave your house.

Never heard of that stomach bug.

That's notovirus.

That's what they're calling it.

It has a name.

It should be called no-novirus.

It should be called no, no,

no.

It should be called not again.

It should be called no.

And I just want to say, this is something that I haven't shared yet.

But when Claudia had the virus,

she did bequeath it to me.

I did.

I queefed all over the place.

I did get that virus.

It was horrible.

My initial experience was the same as yours, but then we took two different paths.

Like, you stayed sick for a few days of like stomach issues.

I had like a really

strong case.

And I think by the time I passed it on to you, I had whittled it down.

No, but like I had a different case because I had 12 hours of like really bad stomach issues.

And then the next day I had a fever, which you never had.

Yeah.

So, but then, so I had a shorter experience, but I think it was more compact.

Right.

Did I also give it to Zach?

And then I bequeathed it to him.

It was a really horrible few days.

And I wasn't ready to talk about it until now a month later.

Yeah.

And I will totally take responsibility like for giving it to you, but I do think like we shouldn't forget who gave it to me.

And that's Ben's offer.

Of course, Ben bears a lot of responsibility, but like you gave it to me.

No, I walked into your home with like

with the virus sitting dormant in my stomach.

She's texting saying Ben's not feeling well.

Who wants to hang out?

Right.

She was like, he has food poisoning.

So she came over.

I was like, by the way, like, your husband's sick.

Are you bringing the sickness to our house?

She's like, no, it's food poisoning.

It's not contagious.

I stand by that statement.

I stand by that statement.

If it was food poisoning, it hypothetically would not have been contagious.

No, but it's like, oh, I'm not feeling well.

Let me go see my sister with her newborn baby.

Yeah, well, the thing is, is like one thing about me is that I'm a selfish queen.

And it's like, I'm on death's tour.

Got to see Harry.

Like, I just need to feel, like, I need to feel skin to skin with Harry we had so much skin to skin yesterday yeah you got really good cute oh my god he was like in such a perfect mood like right after his nap right before he ate like just so delicious so perfect so big so big so chunky so chunky like you guys these cheeks not to rub it in because you'll never see a photo of him like don't be jealous um he's literally poo-poo you know knock wood the most gorgeous child i've literally ever seen in my life like all the other babies quaking co-waking i never saw a kid like that in my life like oh my god god, that's really sweet.

Perfect skin.

I feel like everybody feels that way about their kids.

Yeah, I've seen some ugly kids.

No, but like you don't know them.

No.

Everyone feels that way about their kin.

No, no, because I know some kids I'm related to who are plenty ugly.

No, you don't.

No, I do.

I do.

You do.

Distant cousins, you know?

Not Michaela or Harry.

Okay, okay.

They could never be ugly.

No.

But you know some kids, you see people on Facebook like, oh, that's my cousin's kid.

Ooh.

No, I'm totally kidding.

Half kidding.

So.

So thank you for bequeathing it to me.

And Harry was fine.

Thank God.

But also, that's the power of breastfeeding.

Those antibodies, oh my God, they were working overtime.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true.

So we were saying, no, knee virus.

Christine.

So Christine probably doesn't have COVID.

I just want to put that on the record.

I also am noticing like when celebrities or influencers are posting like, oh, just had food poisoning.

It's like, no, you didn't.

No.

You had the no-no.

You had the no-no.

And then it's just, it's the great equalizer.

Like, then you're envisioning them.

Them sweating.

And you're enforcing what you experienced.

Yeah.

I'll really never forget.

You're sitting on a heating pad.

I'll never forget

that time of my life.

Like it was, especially the first three days, like it was non-stop.

And like I'm screaming for help like to Ben, like as if he can do anything, you know?

Yeah.

No, there's nothing anyone can do for you.

There's nothing you can even do for yourself, except I can't stress this enough.

If you have to vomit, sit on the toilet.

Like just don't ask questions and just do it.

Don't ask questions.

Like do you like, why?

Just shut up and do it, okay?

You'll find out soon enough.

But Christine, if you are sick, we are truly wishing you the best.

Yeah, we are.

And I, you know what?

Like, Christine to me is a queen.

Like, if she didn't want to go to the reunion, she shouldn't have to.

Agreed.

But she shouldn't suffer these fools.

I'm sorry.

No, these fools.

And she's losers.

And she also is a new mom.

So, like, well, not at least she's a year out now, but like...

Yeah, no, her kids look seven, but yeah.

I'm sure she'd rather be home with her Bibbet than suffer these fools.

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Okay, next story is like kind of some devastating news to the momentum we were already feeling with the new Barbie movie.

Uh-oh.

Aqua's Barbie Girl song won't appear in the movie.

Wow.

Come on, Barbie, Let's Go Party is the immortal refrain.

Oh my God.

Who uttered

these words?

Aqua.

From the 1997 song Barbie Girl, but when it comes to the upcoming Margo Robbie movie, Aqua hasn't.

Margo Robbie.

I love her.

She's amazing.

Aqua hasn't been invited to join in on the fun.

And despite fans insisting that the Europop banger, which has clocked up over a billion views on YouTube, should appear in the soundtrack to the Mattel and Warner Brothers film, Variety understands that there are no plans for that to happen.

The song will not be used in the movie.

Ulrech Mahler-Jorgensen, who manages Aqua lead singer Linée Nistrom, tells Variety.

And Variety reached out to Warner Brothers for comment.

No response.

But it appears as though they haven't made any sort of...

Is there something funny that I said?

That was really good pronunciation.

I just want to say.

If Olech Meyer-Jorgensen said it's not going to be the movie, it's not going to be the movie.

It's Ulrich, first of all, and he manages, or she, I'm not sure, manages Aqua lead singer Linnae Niestrom.

So, yeah.

That means it's not happening.

Aqua has not been contacted.

Okay, so you know what this means?

This means it's.

Opportunity.

They have written an original song that absolutely has to be better.

Otherwise, it's a floppy-o moment.

And I'm going to be hopeful that they didn't reach out to Aqua because they have a better better song.

Right.

Like, who do we see?

Even the whole soundtrack will probably be like a moment.

Who do we see?

Like, I see Little Mix on there.

I see Orla Meyer.

Okay.

Little Mix.

Right.

I love Little Mix so much.

They're on tour right now.

Madison Beer.

They're not coming to like the U.S.

anytime.

No, they're on like a breakup tour.

No, but they're like, they're on a tour.

They said that they're taking a break, but they're still working like every day.

But this is like their farewell tour.

I'm on Little Mix, Little Mix Talk.

Yeah, I'm on Little Mix IG.

And and they're literally like every show hysterically crying

they're so fucking cute and like bring the show to new york like yeah don't be shy don't be shy don't be shy we'll buy tickets out of your love is enough to knock me off my feet all week we'll buy the tickets and by the way every time we talk about little mix like some little mix stan clips it and puts it on little mix Twitter and they're so kind to us.

So Little Mix Twitter, like we do a show every Monday through Friday on YouTube.

Come join our community.

And I just love Little Mix with my whole heart.

There is a Little Mix song for every occasion.

Like Feeling Sad, Little Mix.

Working out, Little Mix.

Going to the club, pre-gaming, Little Mix.

Black Magic.

Little Mix.

And it's called Black Magic.

And it's called Black Magic.

Take a sip of my secret potion.

I'm going to make you fall in love for a smile that can't be broken.

Oh my god, I can replace Jesse.

One drop could be enough, but you belong to me.

I got the recipe, and it's called Black Magic.

And it's called Black Magic.

And you ever see the music they do?

There's like this black fart following them around?

It's gorgeous.

And like, that's one of those songs that should be on Rolling Stone's top 100 chronic of all time.

And the fact that it isn't just like delegitimizes their whole enterprise.

And what's the song, Wings?

These wings are made to fly.

And we're going to be flying.

I don't let nobody bring us down.

Oh, and you know what my favorite song is of all time?

And it happens to be Little Mix with like David Geta.

This ain't a heartbreak anthem.

I don't get like every time I'm at a club, I'm like, put it on.

It's so good.

There are so many good songs.

They actually just came out with a song for like their farewell album called In Between.

And they reference their own lyrics.

Like, they reference when they got their wings and like all of all these like songs that are their most popular songs.

So they're just like musical geniuses.

I know, and like they are going on hiatus, whatever that means.

I remember when I heard that one direction.

So I don't know what that means.

And there's plans for, I think Jade is doing solo music.

Like it's, it's happening.

Yeah, but just even if they never gave us another song, like we need to sit in what we have and appreciate everything that they've given us.

Their discography, and I saw them doing an interview just like about their career as a whole, because they really are like ending their time for now.

And the one thing they said that they wish they focused on more is like becoming bigger in America,

girls, yeah, because they're doing like arenas all over the UK.

But I think if they came here, they would do much smaller venues.

Like, they're not, yeah, they would, they're not super well-known.

Yeah, they're literally a shame that you know.

They're the Spice Girls, like they're incredible.

Also,

and I think their vibe is so much better without Jesse.

Like, it was clearly like...

Yeah, because these three love each other

so much.

Also, the song Salute is just like the most female-empowering song.

Shout out to my ex.

You're really quite the man.

You made my heartbreak and that made me who I am.

Here's to my ex.

Hey, look at me now.

Well, I'm all the way up.

I swear you'll never, you'll never bring me down.

I think we just harmonized.

I think we did too.

Um, so good.

So good.

Where were we?

Um, Barbie.

Oh, so who do we think would be Little Mix really would be good on the soundtrack, but who else?

Like,

would make like Doja Cat?

Yeah, oh, that would be good.

Lizzo.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, yeah.

So I hope that they.

I'm optimistic.

Me too.

I hope that it's a thing.

Don't let me down.

Don't let me down.

I hope that they like make it a thing, like how they made the Charlie's Angels movie soundtrack.

Like, I hope that's like a huge part of the launch.

Yeah, it better be.

Yeah, better babe.

All right, are you ready for our fifth and final story that is going to lead us into our TV recap of Keeping Up the Kardashians?

Oh, no, sorry, The Kardashians.

It's funny, the Kardashian show, it's called The Kardashian Sulu.

It's called Keeping Up.

Well, there's more legal news because their trial with Black China has come to an end.

But on the final day, like so much stuff happened.

Okay, give it to me.

Pete was there.

I heard.

And like he embraced Kim.

She walked out, gave him a hug, maybe a kiss, and then they left together.

And it was just like beautiful.

Pete was also caught hysterically laughing because

in their final, in their closing statements, the Kardashian lawyer was just really trying to prove how China was this abusive person.

And she was like, I mean, who breaks a gingerbread house?

Because, you know, they have those big, fancy gingerbread houses.

And Pete thought that was hilarious.

That is really funny.

But then also, really interestingly, is that before the final statements, Black China's lawyer, and by the way, Black China's mom has been barred.

Are you okay?

Are you choking?

Just a little bit of wrong pipe action.

Okay, you never know with you, so.

Take your time.

I'm okay.

You know, Black China's mom was banned from the court.

She was literally standing outside talking to paparazzi, but she couldn't go in.

But before the closing statements, Black China's lawyer asked if Chyna could redo her 11-hour testimony.

And when asked why, she said because they had to bring into evidence the Vichyna picture,

which I'm sure was actually really awkward and embarrassing for Black China.

And she said like she couldn't focus on the testimony after that.

And it really threw her through a loop.

So she'd like to redo her 11-hour testimony.

And the judge said no.

Got it.

I saw that she was not pleased and she wanted wanted to redo because she was like shooketh from all of that.

But all of that was in discovery, so she knew it was going to come up.

And it was on Instagram.

Like Rob put her.

No, but like you prepare for a trial and like you know what's coming, you know what you're going to be asked about.

Anything that's going to be submitted as evidence, like both sides already know.

Yeah.

So and not to say that it probably wasn't extremely awkward.

I agree, but like you prepare for that.

Right.

Or you shouldn't.

Right.

So they said no, and this is over.

And I guess we just wait.

Now we wait and see.

So I don't know.

I'm still a little like fuzzy on the details in terms of like, so she is suing them, but they're also counter-suing her.

So is this the same trial or they have to go to another trial for the counter-sue?

I don't know.

And it's also like $100 million.

I'd say.

Right.

So I don't think Black China is going to win.

Like I think that they provided enough evidence to prove that Robin China was canceled for a million reasons, not because the Kardashians didn't like her, but because she was an extremely abusive and like scary person.

Right.

And also it was Robin China and then they were broken up.

Right.

So therefore, there is

such a good point as well.

But I love that Pete was there for her.

Yeah, really sweet.

Even though after this most recent episode of Kardashians, Colin Jost, are you shipping?

Is that what you were going to say?

I'm like really back to loving Kanye and like how he would do anything for his family.

So

part of me, like, my heart breaks a little.

Like, watching that on TV.

And then in the same week, Kim is sharing the live photo of her and Pete kissing at John and Vinny's, you know?

Yeah, okay, that's very true.

I was just shipping Kim and Colin Jost because he used to be.

Did I see those arms?

I

feel like anytime Colin Jost is spotted in a t-shirt, which isn't a lot.

I know, because he sits behind that desk.

In a suit and tie.

But anytime I see him in a t-shirt, which now is only the second time.

It's shocked to me.

I am reminded of what a beautiful man he really is.

And I agree that scene at Zerobon, just like...

that angle, the light, the reflecting off of Colin's t-shirt, it was, it was something else.

And like the height difference between Kim and Colin.

But if I didn't love Colin and Scarjo so much, like I would ship, but I, my brain, I love Kim and Peep, but when I just saw them together, I was like, hmm, makes you think.

That's the cool thing about single Kim.

Like any person she talks to, I'm like, ship.

Interesting factoid.

Ship, I'm about to start shipping her and Simon.

Like, that's how.

Yeah, right.

Totally.

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Okay, so let's dive in.

Keeping up season one, episode three.

The girlies are in New York.

They're really dragging out Saturday night.

Like literally the whole episode was one day.

I'm not complaining because they're giving us more of the things that we love that they didn't think that we would love.

Like they were giving us back in the day, like stories of, let's adopt a monkey and see how it happens.

Now, give us Chloe and Glam.

Love to see it.

Chloe is really shining.

And I have to say, like...

These first couple episodes have really been about Kim and Courtney, like Courtney and her engagement, Kim and this big moment in SNL.

And you can tell, Khloe's such a good sister because she's so genuinely happy for her sisters.

When she said to Chris, like, Chris, you're a boss bitch for giving birth for a legend, for giving birth to the boss ass bitch that is, she's so happy for her family and she so like lifts other people up.

And I think a lot of people might feel like jealous or like, you know, insecure.

Like, why isn't this about me?

And I think that's a normal reaction for people.

But like, she's so genuine in the sense, like, crying, so happy for Courtney, crying, so proud of Kim.

Like, everyone needs a friend, a sister like Chloe Kardashian.

it's so admirable to see, like, a woman who really, actually, not even in a joking way, is out here supporting other women.

Yeah, I was watching it, and that's funny.

That was your takeaway because the way I was feeling, like, I feel like Kim and Chloe remind me so much of me and you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, because one, they're like, talk all the time.

They're so close.

Like, Kim is always shining.

You would be the Kim in this situation.

Like, you're always shining.

You're always doing big things.

You're always putting yourself out there.

And Chloe is just like so genuinely supportive.

And that's how I feel about you.

Like, Chloe is really Kim's number one fan and I really feel like I'm your number one fan.

She's so nice.

And I just feel like the dynamics of their family, it's always been like people would be like, who's the who in your family, whatever.

But I feel like on a personality level, it's maybe a little different.

Like I feel like my personality is very similar to Kim's, yes.

And you are very like Chloe, like you're magnetic.

Everyone wants to be around you.

You're life of the party.

Oh my God, I'm loving this conversation.

Kim is just like very logical, very calm.

That is more so me.

100%.

I feel like in their relationship, they remind me so much of you.

And even how they're always with Chris, it's always like we're so close with our mom.

Totally.

We're all just like talking about

actually so true.

Like

talking about the rest of the family, like helping everyone make decisions.

Oh, like Travis needs to help her pose.

Like that's literally the three of us with Shapiro.

By the way, Shapiro and Olivia are Travis and Courtney.

100%.

Like so in their own world, obsessed with each other.

100%.

And then Margot is a combination of Kenny and

doing her own thing, such a great little sis, but like, you know, taking on the world.

Kylie, like, driving with her sacks and saying she was going to vomit, like, that was reminding me so much of you.

That was our mukbang.

Yeah, literally.

And going in and out.

And why didn't they show us them eating the burgers?

I know.

Like, we would have loved to see that.

Um, but I really got like extremely choked up during the laptop scene, even though, like, I knew what was coming.

First of all, seeing Kim crying, Kim is so funny.

She finally allowed herself to cry.

Right.

I've never seen someone with such control over her emotions.

Like, the way she literally wills herself to stop crying when she's wearing makeup, and then she's like getting choked up.

She's like, oh, wait, I'm not wearing makeup, and totally allows herself to break down.

That scene was like so,

so special and it made me so sad for like how much things have changed till now with Kanye.

And I know he did it like for Kim, but he really did it for his kids and his family to protect them.

But it was so sweet and like that's why he flew coach.

Yeah, no, it was a gorgeous moment.

It was really nice to see Kanye again on the show.

And I'm just so glad that like it's over for Kim.

Like I could feel what she was doing.

The relief.

And to get that relief right before this big major event, SNL, like must have been just the best feeling yeah and I didn't know that like for all these years it's like weighed on her so much like I assumed like the tape came out and like that was the worst of it but just knowing like there was more stuff that someone else had she didn't have it yeah or that someone out there there was more stuff like she didn't know what the more stuff was but that's just pit inducing and now I'm dying to know how Kanye got it back if he could write a check right I I think he maybe just wielded his power as fucking Kanye West.

Yeah.

And Ray J, who like is a little shit, but like is not dumb.

Like, I don't think Kanye is the type of person you want to cross.

Yeah.

It was really, really special.

And I'm glad that she allowed herself to cry because I feel like all the times, like even when Alice Johnson was released from prison, she was at that photo shoot and she couldn't cry.

And we always see her like holding back her tears, but we've never, and aside from when she divorced Chris Humphreys, like we've really never seen her like cry about something like so deeply emotional.

And it was beautiful to see her cry.

It was beautiful.

And I actually thought something else really interesting, first of all, that dinner at Milos looked just gorgeous.

And Chloe was like, they always like rag on Chris for for like always crying and talking about the old days.

But I understood what Chloe was saying.

She's like, our life is so amazing right now.

Like, mom's always missing it because she's thinking about, you know, when she was a flight attendant and she's like crying in the corner.

And then, you know, in 20 years, she's going to be thinking about this dinner, but she wasn't even fully present.

Yeah.

So, like, I thought that was Shapiro for a second.

That's how I said.

That guy's a sound.

Looks nothing like him.

Like, not even at all.

Oh, the way that the lights are, I can't really see.

Actually, yeah, yeah.

Just a silhouette.

I thought that was like Shapiro.

You know what I mean?

Chris came to surprise you.

I agree, but also I feel like Chris hasn't gotten the memo that this new show isn't about antics.

Because her running around 57.

She's in my old apartment.

Right.

But her and Corey walking through the streets with like all these cameras and like these people being like, what is going on?

Was a little cute, but like the antics have got to stop.

And you know, she was trying to rope Chloe into going with Chore.

Chris is the antics queen, 100%.

She needs to, we don't need antics.

Like Chris, like even you just sitting around with Corey.

That does it for me.

Corey was such a star.

I completely agree.

He was the star of the episode.

I love him.

And I know that they're, I think they're going to cover it.

There's There's like some rocky road ahead for them.

What do you mean?

There was like a video going around of Corey.

What?

Yeah, being unfaithful.

No.

Yeah.

Was it real?

Yeah.

He was really unfaithful

in current times.

In current times.

Since when?

I'd never heard of it.

I don't know, but I like how Corey like matches Chris's energy.

Like he's letting his gray hair grow out.

Like, I think he's trying to age himself.

No, he is just like the man of everyone.

I'm obsessed with him.

I'm obsessed with him.

I'm obsessed with their relationship.

I'm obsessed with the girl's relationship to him.

I think it's so beautiful.

And I really like love Travis.

Even though we haven't even seen him, we just talked to him on the phone.

I love how much he respects the family.

He went to Kim and Chris.

Yeah.

He went to the grave.

He went to the grave.

He's really like a stand-up guy.

I'm actually so happy for Courtney.

Even though he's like this punk rock king, like is a little chewy.

Yeah.

And he was like, I want to do it on the beach in the shade of a T and a K with a T and a K.

Chugalicious.

Not what I would expect.

He's not like other drummers.

He's traditional in a sense.

Yeah, really, really cute.

So it was really good.

I love seeing like their workplace, like Kylie Cosmetics' office.

I just love the little details of things we don't normally see.

And my only complaint is that it's a little slow.

Even though, what a star-studded zero bond after party.

I want to talk more about that.

But that's not what I expected an SNL after party to be.

Like everyone kind of just like sitting around getting drinks.

Okay, so I've been to one

for Luke Homes.

I forget who the guy was.

It was.

Ooh, Luke Holmes.

Oh, it was J.J.

Watts.

Is that his name?

Ooh, J.J.

Watts.

So it was the same vibe, but like at a much less fabulous location.

It was like this random fucking bar in like

Hell's Kitchen.

So obviously for Kim, they glammed it up.

Zero Bond, for those who don't know, like,

gets to choose, sort of.

I don't think so, but I think for Kim, like, it was such an affair.

Yeah.

That, like, of course.

And also, when she comes to New York, she only goes to Zero Bond.

Right.

So

I don't think they're all as glamorous as that, but the energy is still very much everyone grabbing drinks and sitting at tables.

Got it.

Cute.

I always thought the SNL After Party was like a rager.

No, when I went, I was like, oh, this is cute.

Like, come on.

It's like cocktails with the co-workers.

Me and Margot were like bored.

We were just waiting for Luke.

Yeah, that's what it looked like, very low-key.

I assume he was like, when they talk about the after party, I thought it was a rager because they do work very hard all week.

And I do think that this show has given me more of an appreciation for how hard the SNL cast members work.

Because you know, we're always like, they work one day, we're doing it.

Definitely, we were.

We were wrong.

Just saying.

Yeah, no, we were wrong.

They work very hard on that day.

Yeah.

And in the days leading up.

Yeah.

And it's, I'm sure, a very stressful job.

Agreed.

And so every week they decompress with an after-party.

Yeah.

And it works.

The way Chris Rock, like, just respects the hell out of Kim, like, obsessed.

Obsessed.

The way Kim respects the hell out of Bo and Yang.

Bo and Yang.

When he was like, You want to take a picture?

It was literally us and Olivia Colbo.

You recognize me?

That was so cute.

I love Bo and Yang.

Who was wearing sequins on the show?

There's a Did you just find a sequin on your chair?

On this table.

I've been playing with it.

Let me look at our Instagram to see who wore pink sparkles.

I don't think anyone.

Where'd it come from?

Not Paige, not Stasi, not Remy, not Taysha, not Ben.

Mysteries.

Not Joey Camasta.

Not.

I mean, Paige is wearing pink, but no, there's not a sequin in sight.

Very interesting.

What?

Is somebody using a studio to have an affair?

Someone's been here.

Ben?

Not a single person.

Okay.

I just went through all the guests to co-host pictures.

Now, this is a mystery.

This is a case for TFBI.

It really is.

Okay, I think that's our show, right?

Yeah, that's our our show.

I feel really good about it being our show and no one else.

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