S5 Ep41: Alphabet Trauma: Thursday, April 7th, 2022

Good morning, Millennials.

Welcome back to the morning toast.

Happy Thursday, happy day where Claudia and Jackie are back together after a week of utterly fabulous co-hosts.

Like, I'm feeling quite small.

No, you know, no.

Because, like, I'm sorry, but like, Shannon and Paige are just like two of my queens.

And so, to even be like included in the same week and breath as them, like, I'm feeling humbled.

Yeah, no, I was actually talking yesterday about how, like, you really should be doing these episodes because, like, you're obsessed with Shannon, you're obsessed with the Paige.

Like, so am I, but, like, you were like pioneering Shage, Shannon, Shannon, and Paige

within the toast, Shage.

Um, so while we are devastated, heartbroken, and remiss that you weren't able to be there, I hope you enjoyed the episodes, and I hope everyone enjoyed them.

I did.

It's really a treat for me.

I haven't finished the page episode because for this week, like, I couldn't just listen to his podcasts.

Like, these girls are visual experiences.

So, and they both showed up in loops.

And it's just it's such a form of respect the way that they came dressed to the toast, you know?

Like I, it's such a form of disrespect how I showed up.

No, I mean you respected everyone with the wonderful interviews you're conducting, asking the pertinent questions, and just giving us flames episodes.

They're flames.

Flameyo.

They're flames.

And I feel like I speak for everyone.

So before we get into this episode, I just want to take a moment to say thank you for the premium content.

Like one, for you know, picking up the slack, but two, the toaster in me is just like thankful for the content.

Like I'm living for it.

Henry Rosen,

but there is just nothing like a Jackie and Claude podcast only episode.

Like just can't wait to get unhinged with my girly, catch up on Hiri.

How's little Hiri doing?

Wondering, where's my auntie?

Why doesn't she come and visit me?

She's so busy being a famous celebrity star, right?

Yeah.

And he was like, mom, I'm old enough.

Can we watch her comedy special?

I was like, No, Harry, she says the D word, darn, darn, darn.

Darn, darn, darn.

Yeah, no, I don't think we're there yet, but we're not that far away.

No, and he just like loves to laugh, he really loves comedy, and he knows it's more personal than breast milk.

It is more personal than breast milk, and even still, he loves it so much.

But uh, young Harold is doing so good, he's so cute and sweet.

I pumped right before this session, so hopefully, that will tide him over.

I can podcast for hours with you

because there's there's food in the fridge for him.

Good, good.

I'm so proud of you.

I know that's like one of your major goals breastfeeding wise.

And speaking of breastfeeding, Jackie did a stunning, beautiful, and smart.

I don't know why I'm saying all of our like acronyms backwards today.

I did like heartbroken, remits, devastated.

Maybe like not to be one of those people, but maybe like Mercury's in Metro Grace.

Oh, girl, get out of here.

This is the wrong podcast for that.

No, totally, but there's something out of balance in your chakras for for well there's something out of balance in your chakras too because you finally have a supply.

So oh my god, rude.

Breastfeeding moms come for her.

Please don't cover me.

It was a joke and like it's true.

You finally have a supply.

Breastfeeding mamas descend.

No, no.

No, don't throw the mamas on me.

Mamas get it.

No, you're so fucking rude, Camille, because I...

I didn't mean to be rude.

I don't finally have a supply.

I pumped pumped one session in place of breastfeeding during this show.

Girl, you got a supply.

Come on, yeah.

Woo.

No, that's not how you said it.

Oh, no, that's how I said it.

Yeah, woo, supply, yeah.

Mama's getter.

No, please, seriously, I've had like a hard week.

Please don't come for me.

That's just what you need to wrap up your week, like a little hate from the breastfeeding community.

100%.

You know, I haven't experienced hate from the breastfeed community in a few years, and I'm kind of missed some.

I think it's time.

No, go get her, girl.

Please.

Lay off, Seriously.

But what I was going to say was that Jackie did a gorgeous podcast episode on our Patreon all about breastfeeding.

So if you are a breastfeeding girly, you have any questions, she did like a big long episode by herself discussing the journey.

Yeah, and I've gotten so many great positive messages from it, like people just enjoying, you know, the honesty and also people sharing their experiences who started out like me and things that really helped them.

And I'm just, I'm loving everyone's DMs.

I don't really respond to my DMs because

that's just a personal choice based on years of experience.

But I do want you guys to know that I really do see them and they mean a lot.

Okay, good.

Good to know.

Yeah.

I'm responding to everyone constantly.

Do you respond to your DMs?

Yeah, like if the DM is about me.

Yeah, no, but like

you're so beautiful and smart.

Oh, thank you.

You respond to everyone?

No, no, no, but I try to get to a lot of them.

That's nice of you.

Yeah, I mean, when you're like so popular, you just have like so many.

There's so many, you wouldn't have time for anything else.

Oh, you know what I did last night?

Hmm.

I went, I did a panel at the 92nd Street Y

with Matt James and Jason Tardick to celebrate Jason Tardick's new book.

And it was like so fun.

And I feel like there were a lot of toasters in the audience.

Like, I did feel like, you know, I think Tyler Cameron canceled Last Minute, and that's why they asked me to come Super Last Minute.

So I was feeling like, you know, a Bachelor Nation hanger-honer.

But there were a lot of toasters in the audience, and I just wanted to thank them for not making me feel like a nobody because I was like, low-key nervous.

So

you were a panelist or a moderator?

Yes.

Panelist.

And what sorts of questions were you asked?

It was very business savvy because you know Jason's book is all about like restarting your career,

entrepreneurial tips, things like that.

So he was asking a bunch of questions to me and Matt about like just business things like negotiating deals, being I mean, I literally like was being like so funny.

I think I ruined the panel.

Like just we were not on track.

Like he had all these questions and I don't think we got to literally two of them because I was just like being funny.

Oh, we love that for you.

Yeah, I was really particularly unhinged on this panel last night, like beyond my normal.

I think that's what panels need because they can get a bit dry.

And I think that's, that's why they invited me.

I think so too.

They knew what they were getting with you.

But how was Bachelor Nation?

I saw you were with like a bunch of bachelor influentials.

Yes.

So a bunch of people came to support like Rachel Kirk Connell, Hannah G,

and I was just like backstage with like all these bachelor peeps.

Like

they were all talking and I was just like being quiet.

Oh, really?

Yeah, I was just listening, honestly.

How was everyone in person?

We've never met Hannah G before.

No, she's literally gorgeous, like beyond.

It's like not even right and it should be illegal.

We know Matt and Rachel, but I actually got to spend a lot of time with Matt.

And first of all, he shaved his head, which I didn't know.

So he popped in and I was like, oh my God, a new look.

And actually, I have a lot of love in my heart for Matt.

He's extremely funny and like...

was asking me questions, you know, like sometimes you meet people and they like only, I mean, I'm talking about myself.

Sometimes you meet people and they only want to talk about themselves.

And he was so sweet and Rachel is so sweet.

So it was actually like a really fun evening.

I'm so happy for you.

You looked really cute, too.

Thank you.

Fashion to figure.

I've never ordered from them before.

It's just a website a lot of people have recommended to me.

And they did this really cute collab with Gabrielle Union.

And so that's where my set was from.

Love it.

Wow.

I love learning new fashion tings.

Yes.

Great.

Well, I'm glad you had a great night.

I actually had such a busy night.

I have been, no lie, podcast, podcast, period, because because last night we recorded the Redheads and

it was,

I'm sorry to Dana Holtzberg, it was a bloodbath.

Like we were just on one.

We were angry and we spoke for the listeners because the listeners were angry too.

Like time has been wasted and we needed to get to the bottom of it.

So we also added a new segment to the Redheads, which is called Book News.

And it's about all the book news that's happening.

Like the Crawdad's trailer dropped.

The Taylor Swift of it all.

Right.

The Evelyn Hugo.

Evelyn Hugo.

We didn't even get to talk about that.

Right.

So we talked about it on the Redheads because, like, oh, that's really smart.

Really, the perfect place for us to chat about such things.

Yes.

And then begrudgingly, we did speak about the book.

And

yeah.

What was Dana's vibe?

Like, was she apologetic?

She was apologetic, yet she remained firm in her belief that she did like the book.

She did like the book.

Oh, well, she's just saving face.

No, I believe that she liked it, and I just think that really reflects poorly on her as a person.

Totally.

I don't think she was lying about liking it.

I just think, like, that's really where we differ.

And you know what?

People are different.

And sometimes you see it.

And that was shown last night.

So, so true.

The new episode will be out this afternoon for my redhead girlies.

Usually we're out bright and early in the morning, but mama was busy.

So it's not done being edited yet.

You're really leaning into the mama.

I just feel like.

Do you feel like a mama?

No, I don't.

I really don't.

But I just know like if I want to

get this mama community to rally behind me, I have to speak their language.

No, you know what?

If you can't beat them, join them.

And so if I want them to, like, harness their powers against me,

then I need to show up for them and say, mama.

I just feel like once you start calling yourself a mama, like, I need to buy you some things.

Like, I need to buy you some Ray Dunne decor for your home.

What's that?

Oh, my God.

You don't know about Ray Dunn?

No.

Okay.

I mean, I guess I learned about it from TikTok.

It's this like home brand that they sell at like HomeGoods, TJ Maxx, and it is a cult.

Like, I'm surprised there hasn't been a documentary about it.

Like, I was watching a TikTok of a girl who like works at HomeGoods, and she's like, oh, the Ray Dunn women are here.

I guess when they get like a new collection, the women just like storm the Bastille.

And if you saw the...

the decor, like you would die.

It's not even that special.

Wait, wait, how do you spell it?

R-A-E space D-U-N-N.

I'm sure you've seen it before.

It's just jars and stuff that says like Q-tips, like where you would put your Q-tips.

It's so basic.

Oh, wow.

And there's a cult, and it gives MLM vibes, although I don't think they subscribe to the pyramid scheme structure.

It just has that sort of energy.

Got it.

No, it's definitely not a pyramid scheme if it's sold in retail.

Right.

And these

employees are complaining about it.

Okay, but I see it.

I got the vibe.

Yeah, no, that's a hair too far for me.

So I'll be getting you a raid done bathroom set.

I'll be getting you a reusable tumbler because like if you're going to be calling yourself mama, like I just feel like you have a reusable tumbler and like a big claw clip for your hair.

Okay, there's worse things.

100%.

And I understand the claw clip, like, because every day is a bun day.

And I'm actually struggling because you'll see I've already redone my bun, my ugly ass bun.

That's why we're not doing video today a number of times on this episode because I have a really loose scrunchie in right now.

But when I have a scrunchie that's too tight, like a good ponytail,

I get such scalp pain.

I understand why these mamas need a claw.

Jackie, honestly, like you should go back to your bob oh my god well someone commented on the picture of paige yesterday like jackie i see you doing this hairstyle and i just want you guys to know i had a bob for like three years um i will go back to the bob life i have made that you know an oath but right now my hair is so long it would actually be a shame to cut it off like it would be a crime it's long and strong and it's like ready to be like trimmed and taken for a spin.

And we're just not there yet.

But I do feel like when I'm like a like a mom, like pta mom like i'm going to have a bob and that's gonna be my vibe and i'm really excited for that but i'm just not that person yet i was such a fan of your bob like i encouraged you so hard to keep the bob going after you decided to grow it out so i love bob life and i think it's going to be perfect for your mom life and i'm very supportive of it and i feel like the bob looked so cute but it was also like operating starting at a loss because first of all like that was before I used to like pencil in my eyebrows so like every picture you know she's just like

a few points back.

And like, I used to do like a really big side part, which I loved, and I think it was really chic, but I think the bob would be like even cuter if I had moved the part to the center more.

So, I'm really excited for all that potential, but I do think it will be like a few years because right now I should enjoy it.

But also, they do say like around month four postpartum, your hair starts to fall out.

So, if my hair does become thin, then I will chop it off.

Oh, yeah.

Best way to make your hair healthy again is to.

Are you doing anything to combat that?

No, I mean, I'm still taking my prenatals, which you're supposed to be doing.

My nails are better than ever.

So fabulous.

If that's going to happen, if it's an indication,

no, but like I'm in right now, like all of the, I'm still getting all the pros of like pregnancy, folic acid,

but it's still to be seen if that's going to happen for me.

Okay.

Okay, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So Harry's been asking about me, is what you're saying.

Yeah, he was asking about you, but then he heard the comment you made, like, about the supply, and he was like, Oh my god, bitch, get it.

And you know what he said?

He said, don't yuck my ums.

That's what he said.

Okay.

That's what he said.

Okay, let's be honest.

I got up from the podcast.

Okay, here's what really happened, okay?

Now that you're fucking framing me, I told you, I made a hand signal to you because I realized I left my air conditioning on while podcasting, but I didn't want to restart.

So I made a little hand signal to you, like, Jackie, talk for a few seconds.

I'm just going to go run and turn off my air conditioning.

So I came back, I popped my headphones in, and literally, I didn't know know what you had said for like the last 30 seconds.

So I heard you say, like, it's in the fridge.

I'm like, oh, great.

You finally got a supply.

Like, I wasn't even here.

Okay.

So stop like framing me.

Who framed Roger Rabbit?

Okay.

You.

Okay, fine.

Fine.

Truth hurts.

I'll drop it.

I'll drop it.

Fabulous.

So while I have a quiet Harry on my hands, I think we should jump right in.

There's nothing else I need to update you guys on.

I've really just been reading all week to get ready for the Redheads, and that's been my priority.

And I've just really been busy with young harold so nothing nothing cool to report i'm sorry to say fabulous no everything's cool how he's growing he does it every day he's growing in the evening and even when we play and when we play ran away

Love it.

Yeah.

Okay, without further ado, did it do to do,

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Okay, our first story is that the Kardashians sat down for an interview with ABC's Robin Roberts in the lead up to the Kardashians on Hulu.

They are doing a ton of press, and like, yes, honestly, half the show today is Kardashians.

And before we, I just want to say, one, last time I was on the toast, we didn't talk about the Kardashians once.

So

to make up for it, and two, like, they are the news right now, and they are putting out so much press, like, in the lead up to Hulu.

And, like, that's, that's just what's being served and we're consuming.

I'm sorry.

Yes, I watched the Robin Roberts thing this morning before the show.

Um, I had, like, forgotten about it last night, and I was devastated because I didn't didn't record it and I had to wait till this morning for it to be on Hulu.

But I just love that they're like streaming queens, you know, like constantly making sure we can watch their content.

It was gorgeous.

I mean, it was like a little basic in the sense that it felt very much like an e-true Hollywood story that we had already seen.

Yeah, it was very elementary.

It was like meant for someone who's never heard of Kim Kardashian before.

And meant for the typical NBC or ABC News viewer, which is not us.

Yeah, or maybe people who like know Kim Kardashian, just like assume she's one thing.

And it's like, oh, but they're actually all these things.

But for the stands, and this is always my issue with all these things.

I'm like so excited.

We're getting like a behind the scenes look at the Kardashians.

And then it's like not meant for the stands because they're really answering questions that they've been answering for 15 years.

Though there were some new interesting factoids that did pop up.

And I actually really like the interview because it felt like it was recorded five days ago.

Yes.

And it ran the gamut of everything except for Courtney's wedding, which we will talk about.

Yeah.

But especially them talking about like the Kanye stuff, which which was surprising that they would talk about it, but I guess like, how could you not at this point?

It's what everybody's talking about for the last two months.

They had footage from the soccer game.

They really, and I mean, Kim spoke on and she was so respectful per usual, but it also feels like there's been a detente between Kim and Kanye.

Yes.

And like everyone has laid down their arms.

Yes.

So ceasefire.

So

that's really positive and hopeful.

And that was the vibe I was getting from Kim talking about Kanye during the interview.

But I have to be honest, like, I'm very tired talking about Kim and Kanye.

That's not the path I want to go down.

Me too.

So I was grateful that they covered like a lot of different topics.

It really felt like Courtney was not in it like at all.

Like every time she popped up, I'm like, oh yeah, you're still here.

And I agree.

It was very elementary.

And to be honest, like once I saw Perez Hilton's face pop up, I'm like, oh, this is not the documentary I thought I was getting.

Because first of all, they're going in about, you know, body image and especially with Chloe, like how for so many years she struggled with her weight.

And then you have Perez Hilton in the documentary, who was literally one of the biggest contributing factors calling Chloe like the most horrible names back in the day so it just felt like kind of contradictory to me and I just like don't like Prez Hilton so I wasn't thrilled I don't know why he still gets like invited on these things right I really miss the mark and I think that it

it took the the whole thing down a notch like the seriousness of it and like the legitimacy yeah yeah especially when back in the day, like he is, he is that person.

When they're talking about like online bullying, this it's like him.

He's sitting right right here in the documentary.

I want to talk to him about like his role.

I don't need his, you know, take

on how Kylie used social media to build a business.

Well, that was the other thing.

Like everything he was saying was so obvious.

He was like, well, you know, Kylie really, you know, was the one using social media for her business.

I'm like, you don't say

he was using social media.

Oh my God, I never realized that.

So in a lot of ways, it just felt like intro to the Kardashians, which we don't need.

But I'm always happy to see my gals on TV.

And I also really loved how the documentary

paid respect to Chris Jenner.

And I feel like actually of all the women, I think I learned the most about Chris Jenner from this thing.

Cause, you know, when Robin Roberts was like, what did you always want to be?

She was like, I always wanted to have six kids.

Like, like being a mom in like the traditional housewife role was like always her goal, which I thought was really interesting.

And I just, I, not that I needed it, but I have just even more of a newfound respect for Chris.

I just love Chris.

Yeah, agreed.

Also, I liked this special because it was like, we really got to like see them in their current moment.

Yeah, I just like felt like we were really seeing them and hearing from them.

And like, we never really, sometimes they do interviews, but it's always a big deal when they do.

Like when Kim does like a panel or something or like does like a Forbes conference.

So it's just like really nice to hear directly from them.

Also,

shit, what was I just going to say?

Pregnancy brain.

Never goes away.

Residual.

Well, you know, yeah, they did look stunning.

I thought Kim handled the question question about women, get your fucking ass up and work.

I thought she handled that well.

To be honest, I didn't really think it was like the craziest thing that she said.

She wasn't being like, women don't work and they're the worst.

It was obviously taken out of context.

And I think the overall message, just like, if you want to be successful, you have to work hard is not a bad message.

So I didn't really think it was like, I honestly didn't even think she needed to address it.

Honestly, the more I think about that quote, and by the way, I say it all the time, like I was saying to Brew this morning, I was like, Brew, get your fucking ass up and work.

Like it's iconic.

And the more I think about like what she said, the less offensive it is.

and honestly the only people who should be offended by it are people who aren't working and not getting their ass up and working

if you're doing if you know you're doing your best and trying your hardest like that's not offensive yeah that's she's not talking to you right and I do believe her in the sense that the she wasn't only saying like women don't want to work these days she's just talking about like the culture which is like a typical millennial stereotype of like us being lazy like there is this like laziness in the culture for sure she wasn't saying only women don't work but it's also i don't even think it's just millennial like nobody wants to go back to the office like right it's it's everything and i don't even know if that's what she was like framing it as but like i feel like being in new york it's even more stark that like you know office culture like isn't back and people like

refuse to go back to the office five days a week.

Not saying that they don't want to work.

Like obviously people have things going on at home.

Like if their kids are at home, like there's a million things that go into it.

And you can work from home.

Like work as well.

Right.

Work culture is not what it used to be.

It's at an all-time low.

Yeah.

And so I

think, like, I'm glad she, and it didn't even need to be addressed, really.

And also, at this point, like, it's an iconic quote.

Hunter?

And really, Brew does need to get his fucking ass up and work.

I mean, I'm telling Theo that every day.

I'm like,

what do you think?

This kibble's just going to buy itself.

Get your fucking ass up and work.

It's out of control.

It's out of control.

So, also, some of the new factoids that we got were: Kim spoke about Pete, but you did,

that was part of the teaser.

And she spoke like pretty glowingly about him.

And I think they're going to get married.

Sorry.

I'm like bereft.

I don't even know what the right word is.

Like

obsessed.

I am, I never thought like in a million years like I would see Pete as being like husband material.

But first of all, what is their age difference?

He's like 29 and she's 41.

He's 28

and she's 41.

Yeah, that's the only thing.

Is like, I don't, I don't know if I could see Kim like really, really, truly settling down with someone that much younger than her.

That's like the only thing stopping me from like fully believing that these two are going to get married.

He's 28.

Like, that's so young.

I know.

That's younger than me.

And he's a male.

So, you know, that they're slower.

But there's clearly like something about him that's wise beyond his years.

And like she said, she's a relationship kind of girl.

And I feel like what she was trying to tell us is like, she's not fucking around.

Right.

And I, and I haven't thought she's been fucking around for a while.

Like, she's made it abundantly clear that this is like super serious.

And I'm unbelievably obsessed.

And actually, I don't even know if Kim is going to get married again.

I could see her and Pete just like being together for a while together, not like married.

And I just, like, everything that comes out, like the picture of North on his lap in the golf cart, I...

become like more obsessed with every moment.

Yeah, I actually, I think that they might get married.

I I mean, we know that like Elizabeth Taylor is one of Kim's icons.

And I feel like if Kim can like have her

fortune squared away and like that not be an issue, I think she would marry like the people that she loves.

Like it will be the seven husbands of Kim Kardashian.

I love that for her.

I really do.

I really do.

As long as like she has her

affairs in order in order.

And then it's fine.

Also, I thought the documentary, another interesting thing we learned is that allegedly, you know, Chris and Caitlin are on decent terms, which makes me happy because honestly, sometimes I just sit back and think about like the journey of Caitlin Jenner and how like everyone really hates her.

And it does make me sad because when you watch old clips of Caitlin, you know, just being like a stepdad, it's so sweet.

And

she was really there for all the kids in such a profound way after their dad passed away.

And It's really sweet.

And like, I just, it makes me sad sometimes to think about like how far they've fallen from Caitlin.

So to hear that Chris and Caitlin are good, like that does make me happy.

Yeah, that makes me happy too.

Also, did you see that they were all, they had like a PR event in Malibu?

Everyone was there.

And now my question is, Kylie, hi, how are you?

I hope all is going well.

You're looking amazing, like killing it, crushing it, mama goals, mama goals.

Mama goals.

So Kylie wasn't in the special, but Kendall like was, but in a different setting, question mark.

Yeah.

Were those old clips of her?

Like, it felt like they were using old footage of Kendall for, like, sometimes they were.

Sometimes it was like a Vogue interview or whatever talking about her mental health.

But then other times it was like, was this fresh content?

And also, why isn't she in the studio with them?

She's like halfway in it.

And then like, where is Kylie?

Question mark.

Yeah.

And then that just begs the question, like, is this indicative of their roles on the show in the future?

Like, is it still going to be the Courtney Chloe Kim show?

I don't think so.

I really don't, especially because they said that they're splitting all the money.

Like, I think Kylie will be showing up.

Well, she has to get her ass up at work honestly like i'm i'm sick of not having kylie content right and then also kylie went to the pr day yesterday obviously it looked like on her instagram that she was at a basketball game last night but everyone else went on jimmy kimmel

and where the is the baby's name i know any predictions people are saying spider which i don't know like why i don't think she would go from one animal to another you know wolf to spider oh she might like i think an animal like with Stormy, she did like a weather theme, and I think that's probably really fun to have like a theme for your kid.

Um, and now she might go with like a different theme.

I would like an animal for her.

I like tiger, like taiga.

Oh,

no,

you know what?

I'm gonna put out there.

I'm putting out, I like the name Wild.

Wild Webster.

That's okay.

Actually, I kind of like that.

I like the name Chihuahua.

Chihuahua.

I like the name Harold Webster.

I love, I love the name Harold Bryce Thrice Webster.

I like the name Bruno Webster for her.

I love the name Bruno Webster.

Honestly, Webster is a great last name.

She has a lot to work with.

Agreed, agreed.

It's worth being at the end of the alphabet for, you know?

Totally.

Like with the cool kids.

I wonder if other people think like...

Because I'm always thinking thinking about my kids.

You have alphabet trauma, but here's the thing.

Yes, I have alphabet trauma.

Because like in middle school, elementary school, everything, everything is done by your last name.

Like if we're getting on a bus, we're going in order of the last names.

And being for me, I was in a grade where all my friends were two twins, Ashendorf, Ashendorf, A, Alicia Shatreat, C, you know, like it's not fair.

Yeah, and then you were in the back half of the class, but it just depends on like where your friends are and like where the cool kids are.

So like obviously Harry is going to be with Wolf in the back of the class.

That's true.

And that's going to be the cool kid spot.

And people who have A last names are going to feel like you felt.

So I know both ends.

I can't tell if this is just my personal trauma or like the cool kids are always at the beginning of the alphabet or is that just what happened to me?

It's just what happened to your year.

Okay, okay.

Yeah, but you know, and not to like comfort you,

but if you had like more

confidence in yourself, then you would say, I am the cool kid, where I am in the alphabet is where the cool kids are.

No, don't get me wrong.

I have have plenty of confidence, but you can't change facts.

Like confidence can't change facts like all my friends had beginning letters.

But you could have made the second half of the alphabet cool.

You could have, but you didn't want to put in the work.

You didn't want to get your fucking ass up in the work.

I didn't.

And to be honest, like I don't think I harnessed that power back in the day.

Now I think I could do it.

Yeah.

Now wherever you are is where you're like where the party's at.

Do you think a lot about how like you wish you were the person now in high school?

Because like if I was the person I was now in high school, like I seriously, like I would have been casting gossip girl.

Like I would have been so, if I just had like the confidence, the wherewithal, the common sense, the grip on reality, I just think I would have been like prom queen.

A hundred percent.

Yes, I would have loved to be me now then and like save myself a lot of embarrassment.

Right.

Um, or, but, like, that's really the point of growing up.

Like, no, like, that's, that's so what's frustrating.

Or, like, I wish me now just like could have known me then and just like mentor her a little bit and be like, or girl.

Or, I wish me then could at least see me now yeah yeah both i'll take any sort of like now and then me meeting

moment and then me learning something

to better herself i know because like when you're in high school like everything just seems like the biggest deal and like if we just had like the consciousness we have now to know like nothing matters we would just be like so carefree and effortless and cool you know yeah

yeah it's a shame But that's, I think that's like, you know, the human experience.

And it is.

It's the point.

It's the point.

I know.

It's the point of the whole thing.

I know, but like, we should really be going to high school when we're 25.

We should be going to college when we're 30.

100%.

100%.

100%.

Okay, so that was the special.

It was, you know, an enjoyable way to spend the night, but really, like, no new news except we got to see like all the girlies looking great.

And also last night, the Kardashians were on Jimmy Kimmel.

And most notably, Kim shared what Pete got her for Valentine's Day.

Oh, Oh my god.

Wait, sorry, I didn't see.

What was it?

He gifted her the costumes from their Jasmine and Aladdin skit on SNO.

Oh my god, shut up.

That's so cute.

Yeah, and he also gave her like the rug and the outfits and the little genie lamp.

Oh, because you want to know why, like, it must be impossible

to buy for a woman like Kim.

Like, it's just pointless, honestly.

Like, you could spend every dollar in your bank account.

She already has what you're going to get her.

So you have to go the sentimental route.

And this is so cute.

Do you think he had to like buy them?

I don't know.

He probably just like stole them from the prop room.

They probably are just finding out now.

Right, that they're missing.

Right.

Or maybe like he took the OG ones and then like bought another set of costumes because they look like they're from Spirit Halloween and replaced them.

But the ones that have like their first kiss on it, Kim has.

Also, Kim loves a sentimental gift.

Like we've seen all of this stuff.

The house.

The house, the outfits, like the wallpaper on the invitation.

Everything.

So I'm sure this meant so much to her and i'm sure she was also like what can he get me like i honestly feel sorry for this man i feel sorry for this man too and i just want to put on the record i don't think he stole it from the prop room because that would require him actually having to be in new york and going to work and he doesn't do that anymore he's permanently lives in calabasas maybe like one of his friends sent it to him kyle mooney packed it up ups overnight yeah honestly really really cute so cute oh my god like that is and by the way that was like two months ago so that was like only four months into their relationship like they're in love.

They're in love.

They really are.

And I think we're going to be seeing them like officially together soon.

Well, the Kardashians is having their red carpet for the show, the Hulu show, like a red carpet event.

I think tonight.

Yeah.

Someday soon.

Liz Hyde's predicting that they're going to be on the red carpet together for the premiere.

She's my favorite Kardashian.

Me too, by the way.

Me too.

If you stand as hard as we do, you have to follow Liz Hyde.

She has every picture, like every quote.

It's just all there.

If you're a delusional queen, like you will love it.

Yeah.

Also, so if not there, though, then the Met Gala, I really

think.

Like, I 100% think.

See, I think that Kim is a smart businesswoman and like knows the PR around her and Pete's first event and would obviously not give that to vogue.

Like she would take it for herself.

They're launching this huge project.

It's the biggest thing they've done in the last like 10 years, go into a streaming service.

They don't know if people are still going to watch.

And she's going to take that moment for herself selfishly.

And she 100% should.

She should.

and that would mean we get them together like imminently which I'm thrilled about yeah and I do think like I actually feel like they'll both go to the Met Gala and walk separately like that's just what like weird celebrity shit does like yeah and then we'll get pictures of them together inside inside right okay that works for me I just like I cannot believe like how I could talk about these two for hours like I just can't believe how far we've come you know

I can't believe it either.

And also, speaking of couples who have come very far, Courtney and Travis, as you know, got married in Vegas

this weekend.

But then Courtney shared that they did not have a wedding license.

So she said, once upon a time in a far land, far, far away, at 2 a.m.

after an epic night in the Little Tequila, a queen and her handsome king ventured out to the only open chapel with an Elvis and got married with no license.

Practice makes perfect.

Then like people were calling out saying that it was like a fake wedding.

And she said, it's not called a fake marriage.

There was no possibility to get a marriage license at that hour.

I just want to say before we dive into all of this, this caption is extremely chooky and it's like borderline embarrassing.

Yeah, especially because her content is very Tumblr, you know, aesthetic runge, 90s, Polaroid.

And then she hits us with that caption.

But that's how you know she's in love.

And she's just like,

doesn't care.

And that's a really nice feeling.

Agreed.

And there's respect there for sure.

But I'm kind of glad that this wasn't a real wedding only because I saw a video of Courtney like arriving back at her hotel in Vegas with Travis and she like fully couldn't walk.

She was like blackout.

So we love that for her because she's like kind of like, you know, uptight sometimes.

So we love that for her, but I'm glad she didn't like make a hasty decision while obviously being like wasted.

Yeah, that is a good call.

So they just like cosplayed a wedding.

I didn't know you could do that.

Like let's go to Vegas and have a wedding party and then no one got married.

I know, because when I first reported this with Shannon on Tuesday, we were like, this is so Pam and Tommy, like very rocker.

This is so them.

I mean, now, knowing that it was just like fraudulent, um, it's kind of illusory.

Like, you were in Vegas, you could have done anything.

It's a night after the Grammys, and you're gonna fake a wedding.

Like,

I'm not gonna say fake practice, it was practice.

Also, because like they do have so many kids, like it would be kind of crazy if they got married without their kids, especially because like this is going to be their last marriage, first and last.

Yeah, I think so too.

Yeah, well, not his first for her, yeah,

totally.

But, um,

I don't know, I just, at first, I was like, oh, this is so them.

And now I'm like, you did this for what?

Yeah.

Well, you know, it was exciting.

It was an exciting headline to read.

And it's not every wedding to be the biggest deal.

What kind of wedding do you think they're going to have?

Because this is what me and Shannon were saying.

Like, they're weirdly, like, you know, very rocker, you know, unorthodox, but they're also extremely traditional.

So do you think they're just going to have like an LA wedding, a destination wedding?

Like, what kind of bride will Courtney be?

I think an LA wedding.

Yeah, I feel feel like it, I don't know, just because of all their kids and stuff, like I feel like it will be like small and family.

And I feel like just like how they got engaged on the beach.

Right.

And it was kind of, it was like very romantic, but also sort of like pared down.

I feel like they might get married on the beach in like a similar fashion in California.

Not LA necessarily, like maybe Santa Monica.

Santa Barbara.

Right.

Who knows?

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Our next story.

So as we reported, Kanye is no longer headlining Coachella and Coachella announced yesterday that the weekend is taking his spot along with Swedish House Mafia.

They are, you know,

joining up to headline the third night of Coachella.

Also, Page 6 is reporting that the weekend actually threatened to pull out of performing if he wasn't paid the same amount of money as Kanye, who was set to rake in $8.5 million

for the appearance.

Golden Voice was going to pay the weekend less and then pocket the rest of the money, just so they were going to pay him a few million dollars.

And then he said he would pull out within an hour's notice if they didn't pony up.

And now they have.

Good.

I mean, he's doing them an enormous favor, like beyond putting this together so quickly.

He should get the exact same amount of money, even though someone could argue like Kanye is a bigger star.

Doesn't matter.

They're in a pickle and he has the leverage in the the deal.

So, 100%, he should be getting paid the same amount.

But I will say, if I bought a ticket and Coachella tickets are extremely expensive to see Kanye, and I ended up with the weekend and Swedish House Mafia, I don't think I would be too pleased, only because the weekend is amazing, and this is not a slight towards the weekend at all.

But I just think anyone, you know, you're comparing Kanye to the weekend.

Kanye is obviously a much, much bigger star, and it feels like they're overcompensating throwing Swedish House Mafia in there.

Like, we know the weekend's not as good, so let's throw in this random DJ.

I just, I, I mean, and I saw on TikTok a lot of people selling their tickets, the price is going down.

I just think it's not an adequate enough swap.

They're selling their tickets because Kanye's not going anymore or they're just.

Yeah, well, because a lot of people bought it specifically for Kanye.

Interesting.

Because when I think of Coachella, it's like, it doesn't matter who's performing there, really.

Like, I'm either going that year or I'm not.

Like, not necessarily because of the people.

For us

for the six-hour journey, yeah.

But I think people who just like frequent festivals, like, they go for certain artists, yeah, that makes sense.

So, I guess that is a bummer, but at least you can sell your tickets.

The rest of the festival does look really good.

I forgot that Harry Styles is also headlining.

And who was the second one?

Oh, I forgot that, too.

Yeah, he's doing night one.

I have no idea.

Let's see, Coachella lineup.

I was just looking at the

oh, love that for Harry.

Yeah, that'll be really fun.

Have you listened to Harry's new song?

I listened to like a minute of it, and I was just like, it wasn't bad or anything.

I was just like, this isn't how I want to spend my time time right now.

Harry Styles, Billie Eilish, and Now the Weekend.

I think that that's fair.

Yeah, that's really like a very cool, mainstream

young lineup.

I will say that the Harry Styles song is sensational.

Oh, good.

I'll get back to it.

I just was like, it wasn't my vibe, and I was like, I'm not, I'll listen at it another time.

It's giving the cure.

Do you remember the cure?

The

band?

Yeah.

Like, not really.

You know, like, they sing that song, like, just like heaven.

You know?

No.

No.

It's very, like, 80s vibe.

And I really like it.

Like, it's very good.

And it broke like all these Spotify records.

I think it's like the most stream song ever, you know, surpassing like, thank you next.

Amazing.

Good for Harold.

Good for Harold Styles.

Love to see it.

Yeah.

Harold Styles.

Okay.

Are you going to be able to?

I didn't even realize.

Harry.

Harry's name.

I know.

Well, I did name my summon after Harry Jowsey, though.

But it is nice.

It is nice that he also

with Harry Styles.

Yeah, I agree.

I love that for you.

It is interesting to think of like famous Harry's now.

Who's like a famous Jackie, obviously, besides Jackie O

Jackie.

And besides you.

Yeah, and besides me.

Jackie Schimmel.

Like, for me, there was only.

Oh, yeah, Jackie Schimmel.

For me, there was only Claudia Schiffer.

Also, Jackie Robinson and Jackie Chan.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, I'm in good company.

It's funny that they're both boys.

Right.

I'm in good company, though.

I'm not complaining.

Yeah, no, no, you're amongst legends.

Yes.

Oh, and by the way, it's not going to be our fifth and final story.

Sorry.

Are you ready for our next story?

That's just the fourth, not the fifth.

Yes, I am.

Oh.

It's a little rony news because I haven't had a chance to talk to you about the Roni

announcement of two shows.

Anyways, Ebony K.

Williams is claiming that her Roni castmates were unwilling to negotiate with her.

She said that they were unwilling to come to the table and meet me even halfway in that negotiation.

And that's why she believes Bravo was launching two versions of Rony because her co-stars were not willing to negotiate to keep her on the series.

So I guess that would mean, in her view, that like she would be on the new one and they would be on the old one.

And that's why they did that.

I want to say a few things.

One, I just have a hard time believing Bravo would create an entirely new show just because the women don't want to film with Ebony.

Like I think there would be a cheaper way to solve that if that were actually the issue.

Also, they said that it was Ramona, Luann, and Leah who were unwilling to negotiate with Leah and thus resulting in the two shows.

And I just find that so shocking.

Like, I know you were telling me yesterday that her and Leah had a fallout, which I didn't know, but I don't think Leah would be like, I'm not going to work with this woman.

Yeah.

She said, quote, only Sonia Morgan was willing to come to the table and negotiate a future that involved me as part of this ensemble.

She said that she still believes that if the rest of the cast had been, quote, willing to enter into the negotiation of coexisting and sharing space with myself and additional women outside of their particular New York world and bubble, you would have had a season 14.

You know, like, why, like, why?

Like, I know, like, they all had dumb fights with Ebony, but like, really, why?

I don't, I don't know.

And I also, like, I don't really think that's true.

I think for anyone who is a housewife, especially like these women who are like every year hanging by a thread of whether they're going to renew or not and like whether you do or you don't like changes your whole entire business and your whole entire life.

Like they're in no position to be like, I'm not 100% a housewife,

if this person is a housewife.

Yeah.

Just be grateful that you're still on the show after 100 years and sit down and work with Ebony.

And so I don't think that they did that.

I really don't.

Unless like something really egregious happened between the entirety of the people.

I don't know about.

But with like page six really being like up all the housewives' butts and vice versa,

we would know.

We would know if there was something big.

So any like petty squabbles, they can figure out on the show.

So I don't think that that's the same thing.

Why wouldn't Luann want to work with Ebony based on what we know?

Right.

Or even Leah.

Yeah, just because they're not best friends like they were.

Like, that's really the point of housewives.

Let's watch you fight.

Right.

And this is, for me, like, reading this just makes it seem like, based on what Ebony said, like, none of these women want to film with a black woman, which I really can't hope to imagine is the truth.

Right, right.

Also, Leah was on Watch What Happens Live the other night, and she shared that Julia Fox is interested in being on the new Roni reboot, which would also.

Yeah, I just also want to talk about like what we see for the new Roni reboot.

I don't know.

I really don't know.

Yeah, because what's been like out there and what's been said, and I don't think they have any like...

inkling as to who it's gonna be, but they've said they want like younger, more people who really like reflect New York City.

Because I also feel like the fact that Roni was such a terrible franchise like really did reflect poorly and was not a representation of like what New York City is like Ramona and Luann and Sonia like just being alcoholics running amok like that's not the city.

So there really should be a show about like the young influential interesting women who are running around the city.

And it does help me but Jackie like it's still this is where I'm struggling.

It's still supposed to be a housewife show.

So like that means like, you know, more traditional like married women with kids.

And so when I think of like who might fit into this new mold, they're more like edgy.

When I've always thought of the show as being like really like conservative women.

Yeah.

So I agree.

I think it should be like housewives.

I mean, Julia Fox does have a child and she was married.

Um, and I'm just not interested in her.

No, I'm not interested in her either.

Like, it's so crazy that this woman has really become like a, a permanent celebrity because she dated Kanye for a month.

Like, they broke up.

I've moved on.

I can't believe that the world hasn't too.

She's just like here to stay.

I know.

It's like we've been working to get to where she is for 15 years.

Just go on a date with Kanye and then you're good.

Kanye, give me a call.

I don't really want to see her on Roni, but clearly she's going to be a celebrity.

That's fine, but I don't want to like watch her week to week.

But I think a lot of people probably do.

Anyways, that would also mean that like Leah could be on this new show because they are friends.

And I asked Leah on the show.

I'm like, which one do you want to be on?

She's like, I kind of want to be like with my friends on the old one, but like, she would be happy for either.

Yeah, she's so the new one, though.

It's nice that they've made lasting friendships, but like, she's the reason for the new one, you know?

Yeah.

And I think Dorinda's like pretty much guaranteed to be on the old one.

And I think Leah really likes Dorinda.

Got it.

Which is just a fault in Leah.

Totally.

Anyways, Andy has said that when they're looking for this new cast, they want to get back to like the

spirit of the show, which is like people who are really friends, maybe even people, some people who are related, like we saw in Beverly Hills.

It helps people who are actually married.

Right.

Like we saw in Beverly Hills, like we saw in New Jersey.

And I do think like having people who are related like adds an extra interesting element.

And it's just unfortunate because the people who they're looking for are us.

It's us.

Yeah, literally.

Married, children, related.

Related, real friends.

Queens.

Queens.

100%.

But we're not interested.

Sorry.

Yeah.

Don't come knocking.

Don't speak for me like 100%.

Like I'm like, if I would take the audition process all the way to the end and I probably wouldn't get it.

But if they did give me like, you know, an offer, I would definitely think about it.

Even though I'm like, it's so much work.

Like you film like hours and hours a day.

I'm like, I have a job.

Yeah, totally.

Also, and then like they can build it around like you and your circle of friends like TPG.

I've thought for a while that TBG like needs to be the first gay man housewife because first of all, he's perfect for it.

He's so beyond interesting.

He's also like really reached this level of success in his career that he's, he's not retired by any means, but he's, you you know, he's an overseer, so he really has time to like film.

I think that like it would be perfect, and I don't know.

I'm just, I'm really hoping for that.

Like, that's the show I want to watch.

Um, I don't think that's the show they're going to make, but I think

as they're casting this, like, net, I do think, like, a lot of influencers are going to be on the table.

Like, obviously, I feel like I think the Charnis girls

just

feel like they're a very obvious choice, and they would be great.

So, we'll see, we'll see what comes of it.

I do hope that like agreed.

They're like super interesting.

I do hope that when they announce the cast like there's at least one or two people who like you we already know that would we recognize they're like you know part of the culture and then they're actual real life friends.

I completely agree.

Like if we see nobody's name on there and they just we unless it's like every now and then Housewives will like unearth someone extremely interesting like Erica Jane.

Like we didn't know her before.

Right, right.

So if it's that, yes, but I agree.

There should be like a name or two that we fully recognize as New Yorkers ourselves.

Yes.

And also, speaking of Housewives News, you saw the trailer or the promo for Real Housewives of Dubai dropped.

Yes.

It was like nothing.

No, it was nothing, but we got faces, we got dresses.

And we got Caroline Sanberry.

And we got Caroline Sanberry.

And it really looks like she is, they gave her, you know, extra prominence.

They love her at Brava.

Like every show she's on, she's fully the star of.

Yeah, no, some people just have that it factor.

You shouldn't try and fight it, you know?

I agree.

And none of those women, I hope they don't come into the show gunning for Caroline because it's just, it's not going to happen.

They did it on season three of Ladies of London and they all looked foolish.

And then Caroline left town and none of them got a season four.

Sorry.

Right.

Sorry.

Going for Caroline is not a personality trait.

Agreed.

So yes, it does look very good.

That's going to be a Peacock thing.

But then just like Real House says Miami is now on Bravo.

Like, what's the point?

I have no idea.

It's just eclipsing Bravo and making Bravo like irrelevant.

So then it's like, if I'm watching it on Peacock, I'm not going to watch Watch What Happens Live, but they're still going on Watch What Happens Live.

And I just think it's

a weird move.

Yeah.

Agreed.

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much.

Major key.

Major.

Fifth and final story.

Little food news.

Kit Kat is releasing a new blueberry muffin flavor.

Ew.

And I'm curious about it.

Kit Kat's newest flavor lets customers enjoy all the goodness of blueberry muffins without turning on their ovens.

Starting Wednesday, the new Kit Kat blueberry muffin candy bar is available at retailers nationwide.

It's crafted to taste like a fresh-baked treat, but with the iconic crunchy layers of Kit Kat, fans know and love.

Okay.

I mean, nothing that comes out of the Hershey Factory is going to be bad.

So like, I'm sure this is good, but I personally don't like blueberries or blueberry muffins.

So I will be skipping it, but I'm sure it's good.

But like, like, why mess with perfection?

I agree.

Kit Kats are one of my favorite candies.

Yeah.

And blueberry muffins are one of my favorite treats.

I love blueberry.

Like, I don't love.

I mean, I guess I would eat a blueberry, but I don't, you know, run for them.

I love them.

Like, I love blueberry pie.

If I'm getting a muffin, it's a blueberry muffin.

And so it sounds like this is.

Really?

It's not a chocolate chip?

No, it's not.

I don't think chocolate chip muffin.

I don't want that.

I want a chocolate chip cookie.

But if I'm having a muffin, I want like a muffin-y vibe and not a dessert vibe.

You know, I find that extremely interesting.

It is.

I'm an interesting person.

I am a fan of it.

You are full of just different dynamics.

I know.

And sometimes I'll go for a corn muffin.

Oh, love a corn muffin.

Fuck me up with a corn muffin, honestly.

A hot corn muffin from the diner, a little raspberry or strawberry jam.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

So good.

Yeah.

I fucking love a corn muffin, especially like a really crunchy top and hot take sometimes i'll go for a brand muffin sometimes it's the vibe no you took it too far there no but you associate brand because you would never try a brand muffin because you're so close-minded and so you associate it with just like duty but yeah

sometimes the brand has like a nice cinnamon flavor it's definitely like fake bran it's not it's not brand uh

Stark brand stark it is not no like the brand muffins from the diners in New York like they're not gonna they're actually gonna make you constipated.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

And those are the best kind.

So they're like, they're friends.

By the way, if they're friends.

If I see one of these, when I'm out and about, I'll pick one up, one of these Kit Kats for you because I feel like you actually would like it.

I just feel like I should try it because it sounds like it's made for me.

Love a Kit Kat, love a blueberry muffin.

The color is like really a little queasy, and I don't think food should ever be that color.

But

it's like plany.

It's lavender.

That's just like, I love the color, but that shouldn't be a color of food.

I completely agree.

Ew, and it's got like spots in it.

I guess meant to like look like blueberries.

To hark back to the muffin.

Ew, honestly, I will not be trying this.

But I guess the blueberry flavors only on the outside and then the wafers on the inside are the classic.

I don't know.

I don't know what mad scientists cook this up.

Yeah, like who thought of this?

Like, I could think of like, they should really do a cookies and cream Kit Kat.

Like, I could think of a bunch of other flavors.

Peanut butter.

Like, I could think of a million flavors to do before blueberry muffin.

Right.

That's why this must be so incredible that they had to get it to market.

100%.

Maybe I will try it.

Yeah, just out of curiosity.

I mean, we tried that disgusting craft ice cream.

Ooh, that was a low point in my life.

I know, but we do what we need to do for the job and we give it all to the toast.

And I wouldn't have it any other way.

We give it all.

We give it all.

And those are the fast five stories.

I feel as though you needed to know them, especially the one about the kick pack.

Yeah.

Me too.

And I'm excited because I'm headed to Chicago tomorrow and I feel like I haven't really been annoying about my Chicago show, but it is the biggest venue I have ever played.

And unfortunately, a month later, I will be breaking that record at the Madison Square Garden Hulu Theater.

I don't think it's unfortunate to break records.

I don't.

No, me neither.

But I'm like super pumped.

First of all, the show is like pretty much sold out.

There's like 10 tickets left, which is just psychotic.

It's at the Chicago Theater tomorrow.

Tickets available at girlwithnojob.com.

And then I'm headed to Chicago right now, actually, because tonight.

We are like celebrating that Spritz is now available in Chicago.

We're available at the Foxtrots.

So I'm going to a a Foxtrot location.

All the information is on my Instagram.

I'm doing a meet and greet tonight before the show, tomorrow.

So come out, get a Spritz.

Very exciting.

Spritz is like everywhere now.

Spritz is in Texas.

We haven't even really been able to talk about it.

Spritz is in Texas in the specs and select specs location.

So Spritz has a store locator on the website.

So if you just go to spritzsociety.com, you can find a store near you.

So we're just like opening cities left, right, and center.

Cities and states taking over the country worldwide, nationwide.

Spritzywood.

Spritz, Spritz, Spritzy, Spritz.

Oh, that's good.

Because I was going to say, nationwide is on your side.

And I was going to say, what are you, Mashugana?

Spritzy, Spritz, Spritz, Spritz, Spritz, Spritz, Spritz.

Remember, Spritz?

Go to the airport.

Remember, Spritz, Spritz, ride around town.

Don't drink and drive.

Shopping or moving.

Best Spritz in town for wherever you want to go.

Society is the way to go.

Eat and drink and spritz and run on time worldwide and nationwide.

Spritz, sprinkler, spritz.

Spritz, spritz, spritz, spritzy spritz.

Remember, spritz.

Thank you guys so much for that.

Thank you for indulging that.

We are back on Tuesday of next week because I have a show in Kansas City Sunday night.

And I wanted to tell you, I have some sickening guests co-hosts next week.

So there's no show Monday.

Tease used.

You're with me on Tuesday.

Okay.

Wednesday will be an episode with a guest co-host, remote, because she is a West Coast.

I'll give clues for everyone.

Okay.

She's a West Coast gal

and she is an OG podcaster.

And there's a lot of crossover with her audience and our audience.

And it's going to be a juicy episode.

Okay.

I know.

The 14th is actually someone who hasn't been on the toast in a a while because the last time he was here, he made waves.

And honestly, I just like kind of crave his energy.

And he's been doing a lot recently in his podcast career and I want to catch up with him.

And then Friday is a member of our TNN family.

So it's going to be a great week.

Wow.

I'm so excited.

And I need to confirm with you who Thursday is because I'm not entirely sure.

Okay.

Okay.

Cool.

That is our show.

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Hope you guys have an incredible day,

and we will see you back in studio.

Or are you coming to studio on Tuesday, Jax?

Oh, you know what?

It'll be a game time decision for me, depending on the events of the evening before.

Okay, so we'll see you guys on Tuesday, either remotely or in studio.

And we hope you guys have a great day.

I'll see you guys this weekend.

Bye.

Bye.