S5 Ep10: The Sisters Spears, Kanye's Latest, and Claudia's Rash: Tuesday, January 18th, 2022

Good morning, millennials.

Happy Tuesday.

Wow, we are just right rolling into the week, skipping over that Monday.

You love to see it.

Hey, Claude, how are you doing?

And where are you doing it from?

Hello, everyone.

So I am the nomadic podcaster.

I just go wherever life takes me.

I'm currently in Austin, Texas, recording from my hotel room.

And I will be back tomorrow, back home back with my full setup so today there's no video because if you saw what I looked like right now like you would die of shame like I literally look like I've been dragged through a sewage pipe and ended up in Austin Texas well there are rumors coming out of Austin and maybe you can confirm or deny that the spooky scary skeletons are on your person They're literally on my person.

Not only are my spooky scary skeletons on my person right now, they've been on my, I bring like one pair of pajamas with me when I go on vacation.

It's what I always wear like getting ready, going to sleep, hanging out in the room.

So they have literally like permanently formed on my, if like if I took them off, they would stand up on their own.

How exciting for them.

We miss those guys.

Quite quite spooky.

Quite spooky.

So I apologize for the disruption in our

programming.

We've been like killing it with the at-home interface.

Today is a little different.

It's going to be podcast only, but tomorrow I will be back.

I'm coming home tonight from Austin and it will be back to normal on Wednesday.

Very exciting.

Well, also, like, our shit is kind of all over the place.

We have so much

today, obviously, after a long weekend.

There's so much in the fast five that we have to cover.

But also, like, on a personal note, I'm sure you guys have noticed the TMT Instagram is nowhere to be found.

No, you were not blocked.

I got so many messages being like, Me too.

I left a comment, but I didn't think it was anything negative.

Like, I'm sorry, please unblock me.

And so, we need to clarify: TMT Instagram has been taken down they came for the idea disabled disabled we are working through it it will be back up at some point but we just have to figure out these issues so please bear with us and in the meantime you can always follow us on our personal accounts at jack yashray for me claude what are you promoting these days Literally, I'll take whatever I can get.

Claude with no job, girl with no job, pups with no job.

I really don't care.

You are not blocked.

Just, I can't stress that enough.

You are not blocked.

It's, it was us.

And then it literally happened.

I woke up at like 6 a.m.

for my flight to Mexico on Thursday and we like freaked out and we got in contact with Instagram like right before a four-day weekend.

So it's just been extremely delayed.

We are on top of it.

And we apologize if you thought that we blocked you because we didn't.

Right.

Or if you know you panicked.

Like that's probably, that's a really crazy thing to see, you know?

And plus there was no show on Friday, so we couldn't even address it.

So it's like scary, but everything's okay.

We're going to be back.

Just please bear with us and know that you are not blocked and we love you dearly.

And you can follow me at Jackie Ashre in the meantime.

That's the key takeaway, I think.

Yeah, and in the future.

You'll get all your updates there.

I'll make sure of it.

Yeah, you never let us down.

No, I really do.

I didn't have a story up all weekend.

So there's no updates to be had.

But

anyways, other than that, how was your weekend?

It was, you know, it was one of those weekends I'm sure you guys can hear where you lose your voice.

Like, that's just what happens.

It was so fun.

I was in Mexico for like four days celebrating my friend's birthday, and she goes all out, and it was so fun.

I'm like,

I don't need, I need to come up with a new word for how broken I am.

Like, because broken doesn't even do it justice.

It's

it's otherworldly, you know, I can't explain it.

Like, I have rashes.

I got stung by a bee.

I have all these different ailments.

I think I have Zika.

Like, I have everything Mexico had to offer.

Like, I have it all.

Talk to us about this rash.

Oh, okay.

So, I

on

Friday or Saturday, I got stung by a bee.

And so, I felt like something in my arm.

I'm like, oh, that hurts.

And I didn't really like look at it until I looked down at my arm a couple minutes later, and the stinger is like literally sitting in my arm.

And I was wearing this dress that was like, um,

it had like the look of fishnet.

And I looked down and like the bee is caught in my dress.

Like, he literally has been in my dress for 10 minutes.

So, I pulled the stinger out.

I'm in so much fucking pain and I iced it and someone told me to put salt on it and it totally went away.

I'm like, oh my God, okay, this is so crazy.

Like, who the fuck gets stung by a bee?

Like, that's like only shit that happens to like kids.

Like, it was so weird.

So amateur.

Yeah.

Okay.

So then the next day, like the place where I got the bee sting is enormously inflamed.

Like literally, It's taken on a life of its own.

It's just like a patch of like bubbles.

It doesn't look good.

But you know me.

I had other things to do.

So I just didn't really do anything about it.

And then yesterday on our flight to Austin, I look at my arm and it's like huge.

Like my two arms right now are completely different sizes.

The one with the rash, like I should be concerned.

Like I should take a Benadryl or something.

There's something going on.

I have a huge rash on my arm.

My arm is completely inflamed.

And you know what?

There's really nothing I could do about it because I'm not home and I'll just figure it out later.

It'll be okay.

These things take time.

Yeah, it's kind of just like par for the course, like when you're just wasted in Mexico.

Like, that's what happens.

Yeah, some people get bruises, other people get bee stings.

And rashes subsequently.

And rashes.

Damn.

Rash is just like so not.

What's more embarrassing than having a rash?

Like, the word rash, the whole like rashes are disgusting.

Do you agree?

I've never thought about them

so

like pointedly, but yeah, they're like, they're not cute.

No, and like when I was in high school, remember how we all had like emails set up through our high school that was like the first letter of your name and then your last name.

So mine was like Ashre C or C Ashre, you know?

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, it was Josh.

Right, right.

So my friend Rachel Aschendorf, they gave her rash at ramaz.com.

It was like her cross to bear.

Like it was so embarrassing.

That's so wrong.

So wrong.

They did her dirty.

journey.

Wow.

Okay.

I didn't think I'd be talking about rashes so early.

It's actually not that early, so I think I can handle it.

But we're thinking of you and your rash.

And please, you know, get out, get some

help.

Yeah, some, some, what is it called?

Topical solutions.

Yeah, any, you know, one from the medical field in Austin, like, feel free to reach out to me and tell me if you know what's going on with my arm.

It's like a mysterious ailment.

Right.

And so what are you doing in Austin?

Did you go out last night?

No.

No.

Okay.

So basically, it's like so twisted.

Me and Brian woke up and the place that we were in in Mexico is extremely difficult to get to from New York.

It is a one-stop flight and then it's an hour drive.

It's really long.

So we were going to leave our hotel at 1230 and get back to New York at midnight.

Midnight.

So we were like, that's just not going to work.

And someone who one of one of our friends was flying back to Austin privately and was like, do you guys just want to come and like figure your shit out?

And we were like, Yeah.

At the time, it seemed like a really, really good idea just because the idea of being hung over

12 hours into like a journey back to New York, no.

And then, like, customs with when you fly private, like, you just literally do customs so easy.

So, we thought that that was the best course of action.

And then we'd have like a nice relaxing night in Austin and then we'd fly home today.

And the longer and deeper I got into this plan, the more I realized it was literally the dumbest idea ever because like, what the fuck am I doing in Austin?

Like, it was just so dumb.

It was like a hungover decision that I'm now like paying for in spades.

Yeah.

Also, like your other flight course would have taken you 12 hours, but in total, this will have taken you like 24 hours.

36.

Yeah.

So

you'd be home right now.

Moronic, it does seem like you slept well in Austin because I texted you before I went to sleep and you didn't respond until after I woke up and I I sleep pretty good.

So I'm glad no Austin provided the Z's.

Yes, this bed is gorgeous.

I got a stunning 12 hours sleep that I've needed desperately, but my rash did wake me up at three in the morning being so itchy.

I'm sorry about that.

That's okay.

Okay, well, we actually have so much to talk about.

Like so much stuff happened this weekend.

And also I watched so much culturally relevant TV.

I didn't read.

i didn't did you watch a hype house no i didn't because i felt really good about your recap yeah and i didn't just like watch victoria again because i was like that's a special like i don't like to i'm not trying to binge watch it it's just like one episode a night kind of thing if i want to fall asleep but what i did watch was i watched cheer season two okay i'm like halfway through and i watched ted lasso

what i know you would never know because i didn't post about it and i was i kept feeling like oh i should like post you know i'm watching this new show for new for me.

And then I just never did.

So now I'm letting everyone know I watched TED Last.

So I have a lot of thoughts and they're mostly positive.

So did you sign up for Apple TV?

Like, I already had it.

Oh, I don't.

Oh, I mean, if I didn't have it, I probably wouldn't have watched it, but I heard so many good things and it seemed like just the thing because I started it on Saturday.

Saturday was a really horrible day.

So first of all, just want to send all of our love to the Jewish community here around the world in Collydale, Texas.

I spent the whole day watching the news of the hostage crisis.

It was so upsetting.

Thankfully, everyone is okay, but it was just like such a tortured day, really, just like marred the whole weekend.

And so, I was trying to find something positive to watch while we waited for updates.

Hence, Ted Lasso came onto the scene for me.

But just sending love to all of our Jewish toasters right now.

It's, you know, it's never an easy time to be a Jew.

And

this weekend felt worse than usual yeah because obviously like keeping up with the whole

event was so traumatizing and then like in the aftermath to see that like nobody cared no one was posting there was no big campaign like there is like for a lot of social there's just nothing so it's just like it's the blow of this terrible event and then it's like the fallout of being like oh my god like this insanely traumatizing horrific event just happened and we are the only people who give a shred of a shit Yeah, that hurts a lot.

And that's always how it is.

It's like the event that's happening is really painful, whether it's like a rise in anti-Semitism, you know, like anti-Semitism is

the cause of 54% of hate crimes in this country.

And so like that's bad.

And then the fact that no one really cares or like the response is so twisted makes it worse.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So that was awful, like really upsetting.

And, you know, when things like that happen, like the chances of nobody getting hurt are so slim so when I saw that tweet like all four hostages like it was so overwhelming because that just never happens yeah no it was it was such a miracle and

such great news like such a wonderful outcome

so that was very heartwarming yeah um

but just to quickly hark back the reason I never watched Ted Lasso is because I don't have Apple TV.

Got it.

Okay, well, it's, I mean, you know what?

I don't know if it's like worth subscribing to another one of these streaming services, but if you could find some other stuff that you've been wanting to watch on Apple TV, you could make it worth your while.

Yeah, I was kind of interested in watching The Shrink Next Door.

I haven't heard a lot about it, but you know what?

Me too.

I should watch that also.

Because now you're an Apple TV girly.

I'm an Apple TV girly, and yeah, no, anyway, so Ted Lasso, I was looking for some positivity, and that's what people like, that's been the feedback about this show.

It's just like pretty heartwarming, and it really was.

So,

I will recap those two at the end.

Actually, I'll wait for Cheer till you finish because I want to do that.

Yeah, I'll be done by like tomorrow or the next day.

Okay, perfect.

I just got to the episode about Jerry.

Oh, this season was shocking.

It's such a journey because it's three different seasons.

Yes, it's one, it's the uh Daytona 2020, canceled, then it's Jerry cancelled, cancelled, and then it's Daytona 2022, which is like you know, similar to Cheer Season 1.

It was pretty good, though.

It was all over the place, but

it kept me entertained.

There's so many things and so many different dynamics at play, and the just the element of fame in all of it and what the show did for the kids and Monica and the positives and negatives, both sides of the coin

is really interesting to see, like an interesting social thing to see.

Yes.

And

I just like need you to explain one thing to me.

There's one thing about this show that makes no sense.

Okay.

How come Morgan had to graduate, but Gabby Butler can perform 6,000 times?

Like, who,

how is it like a college, but it's a team?

And like, Gabby's on the team, but she's like, never gone to college.

Like, I don't understand.

No, it makes no sense how like you could just, I'm going to come back.

Like, what about your credits?

Like, what about the class and, you know, capacity?

and i'm so maybe and what's also crazy is like they finish junior college when they do even if it's four years later and then the like now gabby is at a a four-year program i believe she's at another college now yeah

so like how much

can go to

no and it's like how old are these kids now

I don't know, but I agree that that part is confusing, how it's just like, I think I'll stay, but don't you graduate?

And also, can you just stay, Like, say I wanted to just like stay in college, even though I got all the credits.

Like, could I have just stayed if I wanted to?

I didn't know that was an option.

Someone needs to tell Dana.

Like, everyone has that friend who, like, never wanted to leave college.

Like, you don't have to.

Go to Navarro.

100%.

I'm going to tell Dana that.

She's going to be thrilled.

So I'll finish that.

We'll do official TV recap.

And even though today is Tuesday, we usually do deer toasters.

I would like to wait till I'm back in my studio at home to give out.

I'm in actually no position to be doling out advice right now.

Like, I'm coming off a five-week bender.

I'm stranded in Austin.

I have a rash.

No one's going to take advice from someone who has a rash.

I agree.

And maybe to turn the tables, like, do you want to submit a deer toaster today?

Like, yes, I think you might need the advice.

I'm a degenerative piece of shit.

Please help me, Jackie, put my life back on track.

Well, have you thought about, I'm sure you thought about it and rolled your eyes, but like, what about a detox from alcohol for like two weeks?

Could you do two weeks?

Yeah.

By the way, I'm about to go, like, my tour, like, is fully ramped up in two weeks.

Like, so I'm spending the next 10 days, like, totally at home quarantining because I don't want to get COVID before I have to go on tour.

So this was kind of like my last.

Huzzah, if that makes sense.

That makes sense.

And you love to see it.

And I think a little bit of a detox, but like a pointed one.

I mean, I feel like a lot of times after a bender, like you inadvertently are like, I'm never drinking again.

But you know, one where it's like, even if I'm going out to dinner, like, I'm not going to have a drink.

I think that you would gain a lot from it.

Like, I went before I, you know, became a sober girly for the most part,

I did dry January once, like, in a year where things were popping off.

Remember, we went to see Lost Kings at Marquee and I was sober.

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

And I got a lot out of it.

So I think if you could even do like two weeks of intentional sobriety, I think you might enjoy it.

You know, I'm really open to spending the rest of January dry because the reason I never do dry January and I always think about it is because this month, Martin Luther King weekend, every year is my friend's birthday in Mexico.

So I'm like, I'm not going to fucking go sober.

So it's never really been an option for me because the last four years I've come to Mexico for this trip on this exact weekend.

Got it.

I think for the rest of January, dry.

I kind of love that.

I mean, because I have nothing planned.

Like, I just have to work.

Yeah.

Okay.

So there's your answer.

Love that.

Thank you, Jackie.

Dear toasters, changing lives.

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Our first story: the sisters' spears are at it again.

So many updates over the weekend.

So, this comes in many parts.

You know,

Jamie Lynn and Brittany have been feuding over like Instagram stories, notes, screenshots, just like sharing their truths back and forth.

And then, over the weekend, it was announced that Jamie Lynn was going to be on Call Her Daddy.

The episode dropped late last night.

I watched the whole thing.

It's part one.

I did because I've been so fatigued on

TV and also reading.

Like, I can't.

I'm, no, I just like looking for content.

And then I saw the episode.

I was like going to sleep last night.

I saw the episode drop there's video.

So I watched it before bed last night.

And I'm really just like in a podcast state of mind right now because I've been watching too much TV and I'm actually burnt out on reading too.

So I wanted to see for myself what she has to say.

This is part one.

And yes, part two is the like Brittany conservatorship part where they are at now.

I would say part one was all about Jamie Lynn's POV up until she had her baby.

So first 16 years of her life, what's the dynamic like with Britney?

What's the family dynamic like?

There's a lot in there.

So first,

before the episode dropped, Jamie Lynn was begging Brittany to end their public feud, saying this is embarrassing.

They both had posted, you know, messages to each other on their social media platforms.

Jamie Lynn saying, Brittany, just call me.

I've attempted many times to speak to you directly and handle this privately like sisters should, but you still chose to do everything on a public platform.

So

this story, the more that comes out about it, the more confused I am.

Because they'll say stuff like this, and then Jamie Lynn's writing a book.

And

the interview.

With Alex is a lot about like the book in context with what's going on now and it's just such weird timing because, like, if Jamie Lynn was writing her story over the last 13 years, like, there would be nothing controversial about it, really.

It's like, here's my story.

But, like, the story now is free, Brittany.

So, when you are sharing your perspective now,

it's just like a what are you doing sort of thing.

Well, it's just so easy now to like publicly support Brittany, but like, for years when she was literally being locked up, Jamie Lynn was literally nowhere to be found.

So now it's just like, you know what?

Like, we really don't care about your POV.

Like, we, we have Brittany's POV now.

We cared years ago about what you had to say.

And now it's just like a little too late.

Her whole thing is like, because a lot of people are like, this is Britney's story to share.

Like, why are you capitalizing off of Britney's story?

And she's like, this is my story.

This was happening in my life.

And this is how I experienced it.

And I feel like it's important for me to speak my truth about what happened in my life.

And I agree with that.

See, but the timing is just so odd.

And it's like Alex was reading excerpts from the book and asking, you know, Jamie Lynn to like elaborate on certain things.

And it almost felt like it felt like it was stuff that Jamie Lynn said that was like leaked, and now she had to explain it.

It was like the book didn't explain anything.

Right.

She will talk about like Britney's like disturbing behaviors that she witnessed.

So Alex is like, what's the disturbing behaviors when you were like, she was, this was when Jamie Lynn was really young.

And she was like, well, it just felt like she didn't want to be around the the family as much as me anymore.

But what's the disturbance?

And like, a lot of it, she says, like, I was a kid.

I didn't understand things.

A lot of people kept stuff from me because she's 10 years younger than Brittany, which I really never wrapped my head around.

So a lot of it, she's just like, I didn't understand then.

I was shielded from a lot of it.

I don't remember, or I disassociated from it.

And it's quite frustrating as a listener to get that response so many times when, like, you are sitting down to share a story that you you don't remember, right?

So, if you don't remember it, like, why were you talking about it?

Yeah, so it was kind of,

I, I, I mean, definitely seeing her tell her story, it humanizes anyone.

So, I think people who were feeling really like hard on Jamie Lynn, like, it's hard to like listen to someone, see them sit there and cry, and also knowing she's been through so much, like, she had her own struggles in this line,

pregnancy, pregnant at 16, like being totally like isolated, and the way that like the Spears family machine you know dealt with her like she has her own story to tell

there have been

13 years

right there were 13 years where she could have told it and and it wouldn't have been so scandalous you know the relationship between Brittany and Jamie reminds me so much of the relationship between Ashley Simpson and Jessica Simpson um and I feel like they

Like Ashley definitely went through a similar thing that Jamie went through like had her own career but was like always in the shadow of her sister and the whole family shadows of someone else's dream right literally

so and when you see the way that you know Jamie and Brittany have ended up versus the way that Jessica and Ashley have ended up it's like so different and I feel like a lot of the blame is on their parents you know yeah so much of it comes down to parenting when Jamie and actually the episode was great because it really felt like the um Spark notes version of the book.

So I feel like I'm understanding like what the you don't need to read it.

I don't need to read it and I'm getting like the highlights because Alex picked them out and is

we're going there.

Mm-hmm.

What I got from her story is like her and Brittany like it feels like they're strangers.

Yeah.

And I guess that happens when you're 10 years apart from someone, but like they maybe their parents intentionally like kept them isolated so that they could

parents and also this like spears machine of like PR people, managers, agents who like really needed to keep everything running going because you know, Jamie Lynn will say, like, someone was making these decisions, it wasn't my mom, she didn't know what she was doing either, but it was someone like up there, right?

So, these people up there, like, maybe it was better for them to keep Britney and Jamie Lynn apart, but it really felt like the like when she's talking about Britney, it's like a stranger to her, yeah.

And I don't know if she even sees it that way.

And I mean, it really does go to show it must be so hard to like have the same dream as your sister,

who's so much of a bigger star, also older, able to do more things, like especially

the biggest star ever, like period.

And like, Jamie Lynn's in that position, Ashley Simpson was in that position, and they both actually had careers.

Margot Ashre's in that position, like her sisters are literally the biggest stars on the planet, and like that must be hard for her.

No, but she, and like, she's a bigger star, totally.

Like, that's how we feel.

The bigger, cooler star.

We're like her big, dope sisters.

Sisters, like, on our stupid interface

i can't but no i think so much of it does come down to just good parenting right which it's clear might have been lacking in the spears household so what is jamie's current status with her parents like her mom specifically

it sound it they don't talk they haven't spoken about like present day stuff yet but jamie lynn did spend a lot of time like talking speaking her truth but also like defending her mom in regards to certain things so i think that they are good

she said that like there were some instances that she shared in the book like some um incidents that happened and she had told her mom that she was going to put them in there even though you know it it showed them in a really bad light yeah i mean honestly

This these family is just twisted.

Like, could you imagine us like going back and forth at each other like on Instagram stories?

Like, call your fucking sister.

Yeah, no, it's, it really is so twisted.

And the more that they speak out, the less clarity I have about what happened.

And even, like, just Jamie Lynn talking about when she was, you know, back like Zoe Wanna one day say.

So she's in LA.

She's probably like 14 years old.

And like, Brittany is like going through stuff and she's exhibiting like erratic behavior and having these outbursts.

And like, she still can't describe

what that was, what that looked like.

But maybe she didn't know because, like, she was being shielded from all of it.

But then, don't just throw out there your sisters having erratic outbursts.

Right.

No, no, no, no.

It seems like it was like an unfinished thought, like lots of just dead ends.

Yeah, it's a lot, it's a lot of that.

And I'm sure it's confusing for her too.

But then it just harks back to like, why now?

Why this book?

Well, and I stand by what I said the other day when we, I think, our podcast on Thursday,

where

I really feel like this book ideation and pub date were all scheduled before this conservatorship was ended and before the Free Britney movement like really, really took off.

And it was like a train that was already moving.

And

it takes, it takes two years from start to finish, to maybe longer to write a book.

For me, it took like a year and a half, two years.

So I have a feeling that all of this was moving ahead and she thought Britney would be locked up in her conservatorship forever.

And she would go unchallenged.

So she could say things like, my sister was exhibiting disturbing behavior, and no one would challenge her because there was no one there to challenge her.

Yeah.

Also, one of her former castmates from Zoe 101

was challenging some of what she said.

She basically said nothing in the book is true.

Yeah, she played Nicole on Zoe 101, but her name is

Alex.

Okay.

Everyone remembers her from season one.

She was Zoe's best friend and then she disappeared disappeared never to return again.

And she's been outspoken about like the culture of

Zoe 101 and like that it was toxic.

But now she's speaking out more in direct

opposition to Jamie Lynn's memoir.

Got it.

I have a feeling we can hear a lot of that.

Is the

actress the actress.

Yeah.

Yeah, I have a feeling this is not the end of Jamie Lynn's book drama, especially because part two of her interview on Call Our Daddy is like the more interesting part.

Because, literally, like, not to be mean, but like, we really don't care.

Like, that's like what this whole thing is about.

Like, we care about Britney.

Like, we don't really care about what you went through.

Like, I know that sounds bad, but like, that's just the general consensus of the Free Britney movement.

Like, we don't care.

Yeah, I hear it.

And that's tough because she's writing a story about her experience, and the general consensus from the public is like, we don't care.

Yeah.

But what we do care about, and I just wanted wanted to mention, is the Dan Schneider of it all.

So I read in page six this morning that she mentions Dan Schneider in the book briefly and glowingly.

Nothing about, nothing negative.

I mean, everyone who knows Dan Schneider knows there's a lot of smelly allegations out there about him.

Kids' feet.

There's like a lot of misconduct, swirling.

He eventually, and he's the creator of Victorious, iCarly, Zoe 101,

and Sam and Cat.

A few years ago, like, he was dismissed from Nickelodeon with $7 million, and the whole thing is extremely fucking shady.

And I would have been a very famous.

And there have been a few girls from that time.

Jeanette McCurdy has been extremely outspoken about it.

Like, there is so much weirdness.

There is so much weirdness.

And that's, you know, what I would have liked to hear more about.

Yeah.

Personally.

Personally.

Our next story,

similar but different.

Westside Stories Rachel Zegler is apologizing for reenacting Britney Spears' tweets to Jamie Lynn.

Have you seen this?

No.

Rachel Zegler put out a video that has since been deleted where she did a monologue of Britney's tweets to Jamie Lynn, like the notes that Britney did.

Oh, that's funny.

Rachel Zegler did a dramatic reading.

That's extremely funny.

She was dragged.

Sorry, that is extremely funny.

Sorry, it's funny.

Oh, okay.

People are so upset about it.

She's obviously apologized now.

She said, anyone who knows me knows how much I love Brittany and I'm rooting for her always while I meant no disrespect whatsoever.

I should have thought about how this could be perceived.

And I'm so sorry for upsetting or disappointing anyone.

No, I mean, I get how it can be like distasteful because it's like, you know, Britney's was in a prison.

Like, I get it.

I get why people, like, at the end of the day, like, if something's funny, like, that trumps all, okay?

So I have to see the videos, and they had to have been extremely funny in order for it to be appropriate.

But, like, my God, like, it's a joke.

I only saw the video after the controversy, so I probably viewed it through the lens of like cringe and inappropriateness.

And I wonder if, you know, if I heard about it before, I knew that people were not into it.

If you just told me, like, Rachel Zeigler did a dramatic reading of Britney's notes.

Like, that's a funny concept.

I agree.

Right.

Okay.

So, I'm only hearing the concept.

I haven't seen the video.

So, but the video, there's nothing comedic about the video, honestly.

It's like,

it's dramatic.

Because

if I think the concept is funny enough that

it overrides any inappropriate nature of the video.

But if I see the video, which I will watch, and it's not funny,

then it's just like a really, you took a risk and it fell flat.

And like, that's actually really embarrassing.

That's what happened here.

Yeah, okay.

Because there really is no comedic elements.

Like, it's extremely serious and dramatic.

It's like she's auditioning for this role.

But, like, in an ironic way?

I didn't sense any irony, honestly.

But, yeah, well, then that's a good idea.

But how do you come up with that idea without a hint of comedy?

No, that's just extremely awkward.

And I know nothing about her

enough to say, like, you know what?

She's a jokester.

She obviously just missed the mark.

Is she a jokester?

I don't know.

I feel like she could be like a serious girl.

I don't know anything about her on a personal level either.

So it's hard to say.

Yeah.

And then now I'm viewing this differently.

Like,

I don't believe in backlash.

Like, for the most part, like, she didn't hurt anyone.

Like, it was just like a joke, but I'm kind of feeling the backlash.

No, and there's a lot of backlash.

Um,

but there's backlash for everything.

So it's, you have to just like suck it.

Right.

It's just like, honestly, if you like.

I have no desire to be on the backlash train, though.

No, I, like, will never be the person who administers backlash.

Like,

unless you're like out there hurting people, like,

whatever video you make, like, okay, like, you know?

Yeah.

Yep.

Speaking of videos that were made this weekend, are you ready for our next story?

I don't know.

What is it?

Kanye makes it to his daughter Chicago's birthday party after blasting the Kardashians in a viral video of him driving through LA on selfie talking about how he wasn't invited to his daughter's birthday.

No one will give him the address.

Eventually, he comes back to us, lets us know that he did get the address.

Kylie and well, Travis gave him the address.

Kylie let him in through security.

And we saw videos of him at Chicago and Stormy's birthday party.

Also, side note, Chicago and Stormy had a joint birthday party.

Each of the ladies took a break.

It was lol, dull, and Barbie doll-themed.

It was so cute.

I love a joint anything.

Just reminds me of my Bonot Mitzvah with my sister Olivia.

And you know what?

Like, there's no reason, like if we all, when we have kids, like there's a similar birthday, like even if one kid is turning 10 and the other is turning six, like there's literally no reason not to like scoop and do joint birthday parties.

Like it's such a time saver.

It's such a money saver.

Like I just love that the Kardashians do it.

Yeah, the only thing is it's kind of shocking that the Kardashians do it because Chicago just like had her actual birthday, but Stormy doesn't turn for for another few weeks because remember she was born Super Super Bowl weekend.

And doesn't True, isn't True also in the mix?

They call them the triplets, yeah.

But I think True's a little bit further out because we just celebrated True's birthday, didn't we?

I just think like they could have thrown True in there too, or like they really could have had two separate parties, they would have been weeks apart, but I do think it has something to do with Kylie's due date.

Yes, and by the way, finally, like everyone, you said you believed she had given birth.

I have to say that I stood by and said that I didn't.

I was wrong as hell.

I was so wrong.

Wrong.

Yeah, okay, because she posted from the party and she was wearing this pink coat and her belly was fully on display, on display each and every day.

And she's pregnant still.

And the internet had 100% convinced each other that Kylie had given birth weeks ago and she's fucking pregnant still.

Yeah, no, and I had seen even before this party, like people were messaging me.

She was spotted in Palm Springs.

She's still pregnant.

So I was just like completely wrong.

And I just want to take ownership of that.

But you know what the blessing of being wrong is?

Like, you're still pregnant with Kylie.

Like, you have that time with her now.

So it's okay.

Yeah, we still have this time together.

Right.

Kylie and I.

You guys might even have similar due dates, you know?

Yeah, but now I'm thinking her due date.

I really feel like her due date is going to be like Stormy's birthday.

That'd be crazy.

Yeah, that would be crazy.

But back to the bottom of the city.

That's a Konde, who wasn't invited, who was then invited.

He also is like being extremely public.

like for the last few years he's been so private like he doesn't even he's barely on instagram twitter you know is very to himself but now everything he's doing is out in the public especially with julia and then like she has a podcast and she talks about him and

yeah that they're like having fun enjoying each other okay she doesn't podcast can i say one thing yeah

So I was thinking the same thing.

Like the public nature of all of Kanye's like posts are only concerning me in the sense that the last time he was this public on social was when he was dealing with his latest, you know, bout of mental health issues.

And, you know, Kim spoke out and said, like, you know, how hard it was to deal with that.

And so.

Even though he's not saying or doing anything that crazy, it just reminds me of that time when he was dealing with his mental health issues.

And I'm worried that like that's on the horizon for him.

I had the same thought that typically, you know, he is very to himself.

And when he is speaking out and using social media a lot, it signals, you know, other things that are going on.

So I had that same thought.

And also, he put out a song this weekend called Easy.

Yes.

Where he's like, just, you know, singing about everything that's going on right now and how he's going to beat up Pete Davidson.

Yeah.

Honestly, the song wasn't my particular vibe.

Like, I liked the beat, but that was it.

Zach's been singing it all weekend, so it's like stuck in my head.

What is he singing?

We got Annie.

No, he's singing.

Literally, this is what he's doing.

We got Annie has been usurped in his head.

My life was never easy.

Okay,

but can we just talk about the birthday party for a second?

Because I really believe, like, I don't believe that Kanye wasn't invited.

Like, Kim has like really been like the best co-parent she could possibly be.

And I don't know, I think that he was invited and like his assistant didn't give him the address.

Oh, no, I don't think

I disagree.

I don't think he was invited.

But like, have we ever seen him at like a lol dog Barbie party before?

Like, I think maybe they thought he was in New York.

Like, who knows what he's up to?

And he just like didn't get the invite.

But then they saw he wanted to come.

So, like, here's the address.

Come.

And the party was at Kylie's house.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It was a gorgeous party.

Like, those, the cakes.

Yeah, no, it was really cute and like even though it was so on another level There was something about it that was just like very much like a cake extremely relatable Extremely relatable.

I actually had the same thought aside from like the enormous stormy mouth like it was just like a party with kids and dolls and cakes.

I agree.

There was something so normal about it.

I like kind of like it was like thrown together last minute like for them and they have that stormy blow-up thing already from stormy world

so i think they'll now just like use it at every party.

But if I'm Chicago, I'm like, where's mine?

No, where's my big mouth?

Yeah, where's my big mouth bouncy slide?

And also, there was like lots going on with Julia and Kanye.

They like went out with Madonna, like all these pictures, her low-rise jeans with like her ass hanging out.

And I just want to go on the record and say I'm like not here for it, like at all.

Yeah,

I feel the same.

It's giving nothing.

Like, it and it thinks it's giving everything.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

No, I agree.

I'm, I'm tapped out.

Yeah.

And, like, there's also something about

him very publicly, like, chasing after Kim, while then also, like, it's like dual personalities.

Like, all this Julia Fox, like, photos in a remote magazine, like, come a donna, and then also chasing after Kim.

Like, it's just not, it's not working for me.

Yeah, I agree.

Like, even though it's frustrating when celebrities, like, shroud their relationships in mystery it really does keep us so much more engaged and entertained as opposed to like putting it all out there like this and it's like oh no never mind it's like too much of it's tmi overexposure is like a true thing and i'm feeling overexposed i agree so am i okay good

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Tiffany Haddish has been arrested on suspicion of a DUI in Georgia.

Tiffany Haddish was arrested in Georgia early Friday morning on suspicion of a DUI.

The 42-year-old comedian comedian was arrested by Peachtree City police officers for a suspected DUI and improper stopping on a roadway.

Authorities tell people.

According to police, officers received a 911 call around 2:30 a.m.

about a driver who had allegedly fallen asleep at the wheel on Highway 74.

While en route, officers located a car that matched the description from the 911 call and conducted a traffic stop.

Subsequent investigation led to Miss Tiffany Haddish being arrested for driving under the influence.

She was transported to the Fayette County Jail without incident.

She left jail at about 6:30 a.m.

Authorities alleged to TMZ that the actress had been smoking marijuana.

This comes, just to keep it in context, this comes as the actress has experienced a difficult last few weeks with four deaths in her personal life, her grandmother who raised her, her pet dog, and her close friends Bob Sagett and Carl Craig.

Okay, and I have a lot of sympathy for anyone who's going through a hard time, but driving while intoxicated is not the answer.

And like, I just, I really can't fuck with people who do that.

Like, I have not fucked with Sam Hunt since his atrocious DWI.

And I have to keep up the same energy for Tiffany, even though I really love her, like, my bat mitzvah queen.

But I'm, I'm extremely, extremely disappointed.

Like, I just think it is literally the dumbest thing you could do, especially when you are so rich.

You could take an Uber.

You could have a full-time chauffeur.

There's, get a tesla self-drive like there's literally i don't think you can reason i don't think you can self-drive under the influence either but i hear what you're saying really

not not

what why not

you mean like legally

yeah yeah legally like i don't think that the laws have been updated to um include self-driving cars okay well i just want to throw it out there like it's a conversation worth having and yeah in the future but you like there's a lot of catching up to do i just think there's literally no reason for someone like Tiffany Haddish who has, you know, the means, the access.

There's no reason.

Like, call yourself a taxi.

And I'm really, like, I'm not a judgmental person, but I do feel judgment against people who drive while drunk, no matter what you are going through.

I'm sorry.

Yeah.

No, it's definitely disappointing to see from someone that you love so much.

Who's a queen?

Yeah.

And that's a hard one.

I don't think, I feel like you were okay letting go of Sam Hunt.

I had literally nothing was holding me back giving up Sam Hunt.

Like, there was something inside me that, like, always wanted to give him up.

But I feel like I feel deeply connected to Tiffany Haddish.

I loved her relationship with Common.

I loved her recent comedy special.

Like, I'm a big fan and supporter of her work.

So, this is going to take, you know, this is going to take some getting used to.

Yeah.

No, it's it's definitely disappointing and very sad

all the time.

Her mug shot her personal life.

Her mug shot, yeah.

Her mug shot is really weird.

You could tell she's fucked up because she's like literally grinning like it's her yearbook, yeah.

It does have yearbook energy,

yeah,

just crazy.

No good, Tiffany.

Like, come on,

yeah, like, don't get like, I am literally the queen of drinking, queen.

I've, it's never occurred to me that I should get behind the wheel, it's like literally just not what you're supposed to do.

No,

no, no,

so drink all you want, smoke all you want, but but like, girl, call a cab.

Yeah.

You can afford it.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story, which is some big podcasting news that's really going to shake up the space?

Really?

Okay.

And I'm not going to sing the final story song because like my voice is on its last leg.

Yeah, no, there was the reason why I didn't bring it up.

You just breeze right through it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Breeze right through it.

So yeah, everyone, podcasters, like gird your loins because Spotify is launching a Coco Melon storytime podcast featuring educational and beloved tales.

So this one goes out to the campers and the counselors and the moms out there who need to occupy their children with Cocomelon.

But Coco Melon is getting a podcast.

This actually sounds like a really good idea and could be like the next frontier into kids' entertainment.

Kids' education, yeah.

What is Cocomelon?

You don't know Cocomelon?

I'm unfamiliar.

Oh, sorry.

I've been hearing about Encanto a lot.

Okay, this story is much more interesting if you know Coco Melon.

Coco Melon is a program for the camper, well, no, not even campers, like young, young kids,

similar to like Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.

It would be like if Mickey was getting a podcast, and it's like a TV show?

Yeah, they have like all their little episodes and they sell, you know, their merch and crap.

I'm personally not a fan of Coco Melon.

I say that now.

I mean, who knows what I'll say, like, when I am a parent and, you know, it's the only thing my kid wants to watch.

But I've watched it a few times with Miss Kay and I found it to be like

not stimulating for the campers whatsoever.

I think I don't think it's pushing them intellectually.

Wow, it's not pushing the boundaries.

No, like I think that Mickey like is educational and intellectually stimulating and I think Coco Melon is like

low-hanging fruit.

Yeah, no, I see that.

I've watched Mickey Mouse Clubhouse and I think it's extremely complex.

And you know how, have you ever seen those videos or studies that show like how many times the for in kids like animated stuff, how many times they change the screen, like the scene, like their attention span gets like shorter and shorter.

What the more they, they never have like a long focus on like one scene.

They keep changing the screen to like capture the kids' attention.

I didn't know that there was like a science behind it.

There is a science behind it.

And I think like when you apply that science, like cocoa melon really kind of fails every time it's like crack for kids.

Okay, so it's like the Bechtel test for children is what you're saying.

Sort of.

There's some, there's,

There's some interesting compilations that just show, you know, the kids should be able to watch the screen for a few full seconds before it needs to switch, but Cocomelon is like chaos.

Okay,

but

I do think, as someone who's never seen Cocomelon, I do think you're wrong about it because

there's a reason why Disney's investing so much in Cocomelon.

Cocomelon is not Disney.

Oh, I don't know why I just assumed.

Who is it?

It's from the creators of Baby Shark, I think.

Well, I'm saying there's a reason for its popular.

You know what?

Sorry.

No, that changes things.

I only trust Disney when it comes to children's programming.

Like, my kids will not be watching anything other than Disney.

Like, if it's not Pixar, I don't want it.

What about the Disney Channel?

If they aren't, like, obsessed with the Disney Channel, like, I have failed them as a parent.

I don't know.

I love the Disney channel changed my life.

Like, I don't know who I would be without all the programming.

That's so, like, I literally got my love of music from Hannah Montana.

I got my sense of humor from That's So Raven.

Like, I, I just, I was literally raised by the Disney Channel.

Yeah, I don't think it's the same as it was, though.

I think we're just older.

Like, I think the kids.

like die for the programming still.

Yeah, that's true.

And they love descendants, and they have some good stuff on there.

Zombies is obviously, you know, great.

Live in Maddie was like a life-changing program for kids who are like 10 years younger than us.

Okay, well, anyways, back to the task at hand.

Spotify announced Tuesday that the streaming service is partnering with the hit children's series Cocomelon, which is popular on YouTube and Netflix and other streaming hubs, on a new podcast called Cocomelon Storytime.

Cocomelon Storytime will launch on January 24th and will be an interactive storytelling show for preschoolers featuring 42 playful and educational stories told by the Cocomelon characters JJ and Cody.

The trailer for Cocomelon Storytime features teasers from beloved stories like Humpty Dumpty, Jack and the Beanstalk, Three Little Pigs, and other stories from around the world, which will be available in English, Spanish, German, and Brazilian Portuguese.

I don't think podcasts are stimulating enough for children.

Like, they really need a visual aid, in my opinion.

I think that this is a good

medium for them.

Like, I, yes, it's a good experiment, but also, like, if they can get the juice of Cocomelon with not being, like, visually stimulated, and it kind of like forces them to use different senses i think this could be great for the campers i'm very interested in this yeah i think there's like definitely a science to it because i actually disagree like i don't think it's enough to get kids to like sit down and just like stare at the air and listen to a podcast i could

if you're on the plane with your kid and you put on their headphones and you put on this like cocoa melon story time i think that that could be

great

I don't think it's going to work, honestly.

And I would, I, if this does prove to be something that the campers are interested in, I'm sure it's been camper tested, counselor approved.

Focus grouped.

That is so good.

Camper tested, counselor approved.

If it is like this, the next, if podcasting is the next frontier for the campers, I would love to see Mickey have a podcast.

Of course.

I mean, he would literally be like the Joe Rogan of the kids' podcasting world.

The most popular, the most downloaded.

100%.

And he's always like, the thing about Mickey, what i personally love about him is he's just like so industrious and has all of these different interests and hobbies that he's bringing to a wider audience he's a jack of all trades like like he literally is a farmer he's a fisherman he's a businessman he's a dancer yeah he's extremely industrious he's a husband he's a good husband i think is he a husband or a brother

well they're both oh mickey and minni are brother and sister, I believe, not my man and winnie.

Are you sure?

No, I'm not sure.

That's a really great question.

Someone, please let us know.

I'm like a hundred percent sure that they're brother and sister.

Yeah, but like I have no proof.

It's just a feeling.

I'm gonna go with husband and wife, even though that feels so like how inappropriate.

Well, no, you know what?

Here's the thing.

If Mickey is like a farmer and he's a homeowner, he's a landowner, he's all these things, like he needs to be an adult.

Therefore, it'd be totally appropriate for him to be married.

It would actually be like weird if he were a bachelor, because then why don't we see him dating and stuff?

I'm looking it up.

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Mickey and Minnie Mouse are married.

Wow.

That's exciting.

That's nice.

That's one point in my column for being wrong about Kylie's pregnancy.

Yeah, but like you're literally right about everything else ever.

So it's fine.

I'm glad we got to the bottom of that.

They're really couple goals.

Yeah.

They should do a relationships podcast.

Podcast.

I couldn't agree more.

People write in with like their relationship queries.

Yeah, because they've made it work.

How many years has it been?

Like 70?

I think like 90.

Yeah, since like the early days of Disney.

Of Walt.

Of Walt himself.

Okay, so those were the fast five stories.

I feel as though you needed to know them, like for real.

For real.

And now let's talk about TV.

So I'll start with Ted Lasso because I finished season one and season two.

Season two was the one that just got all this.

Yeah, they're 11 episodes each, and they're kind of, they're probably like 40-minute episodes.

So it's really digestible, but it's also kind of like the format, it's very comedic, and the episodes are lighthearted.

So it's

not like a drama,

you know, cliffhangers and stuff.

Like, you could just watch an episode, even though they all are connected to a larger class.

That's it's just like enjoyable.

It just reminds me of some of the like more classic comedies that we used to watch that we don't really get anymore with like streaming services because it's not something that you necessarily would binge.

But the show is really so good.

I mean, Jason Sudakis is amazing in it and i like love i love the premise i love the characters there are so many cute relationships like

uh

keely and roy like chip so hard it's just is there any singing in the show there's one actress rebecca who

the blonde girl yeah and she takes up every opportunity to sing there's only been like three but she's always belting right because i know she i've heard her sing before with michael boobla she has an amazing voice she's an actress from like the london west end End and she's actually a really, really good singer.

So I was wondering if she got, I'm happy for her, as someone who like needs to sing all the time, I'm happy that she has found an art of expression.

Yes, she has found some opportunities to sing on the show.

And it's just like really well written.

And funny.

I mean, sometimes it gets really long-winded with like the jokes and like Ted's kind of really fucking annoying sometimes because he's like so positive and like it's just always making jokes.

But overall, it's it's really, really good.

This second season was definitely like not as great as the first because there was like two really terrible episodes i felt one where we follow coach beard around as he like has a bad night and two um the funeral episode just was like two back-to-back like not so great but

i thought and i wanted to like go on twitter afterwards when i finished the second season because the way the last like five seconds of the season i was like mind blown.

It was like the craziest like twist that I've ever seen.

And yeah, and the show's not like twisty like that.

So I just wanted to know what everyone else thought.

I'm not going to spoil it, but I was so shook.

You're kind of making me want to watch it, even though, like, I've been like anti-you know, me.

I'm like, so fucking stubborn.

No, don't be anti.

You would be wrong to be anti-this.

It's so

heartwarming.

Like, it really is.

And obviously, it's about soccer, which I like love.

No, sorry, I'm not going to say I love soccer, but I really like soccer compared to other sports.

Like, I enjoy, I wish that soccer was bigger in the U.S.

Because I would enjoy watching it as opposed to like watching football.

No, I'm in agreement.

Soccer is like cute.

Soccer's cute

and it's so like athletic.

I mean, all the sports are obviously challenging, but it's like so athletically challenging.

It's also extremely direct.

Even like, so the coaching of it, it's like they're on the field for 45 minutes.

They don't have all these like breaks like every five minutes like in football.

So it's like they're just out there playing, doing their thing, whatever happens, happens, and you have to trust that you coach them well enough to know what to do when they get out on the pitch.

Jackie, that's beautiful.

I mean, that's what Ted said.

And also, that's why it like kind of works that he's a soccer coach, even though he's never like doesn't even know the rules.

Got it, got it.

Underqualified.

Yeah, also, it's set in

Britain.

So, there's some great like British actors.

We have two Downton folks.

We have Spratt.

You're kidding.

Spratt is in it.

Oh my God.

He's so great.

And then also, I realized last night because I thought that Rebecca's mom looked familiar.

And she indeed is Lady Shackleton from Downton Abbey.

Lady Shackleton.

Literally, Spratt might have been my least favorite character on Downton Abbey.

So I am looking forward to seeing him in a fresh new role.

Yeah, no, he's great in this show.

You'll really like him.

And also, Juno Temple is in it, and she plays like Keely, who's probably my favorite character.

But she's also from my favorite movie ever, which is Wild Child with Emma Ross.

Literally?

Jackie, I literally knew you were going to say that.

I can't explain why and I can't explain how, but you just said my favorite movie ever, and I was going to say as a joke, like, Wild Child.

If you haven't seen Wild Child starring Emma Roberts, and Juno Temple is in it as well, as a friend, a friend of Emma, it's on Netflix.

Friend of Poppy, you need to treat yourself today.

Like, we don't do Toast Movie of the Day anymore, and there's no Instagram post about it, obviously.

But if you're looking for a movie to watch today, let it be Wild Child.

I like how, like, overnight our entire business like fell apart.

Like

the podcast is gone.

Someone tweeted me.

We missed two days, even though we said a thousand times, like we were not doing a show on Friday or Monday.

Someone tweeted, like, oh my God, does anyone know what happened to the morning toast?

Like, why do the girls end the podcast?

Like, we are still here.

We're still here.

It was a weird timing for it to happen.

I feel like it was giving people like March 2018 vibes.

Jackie, 100%.

Like, we literally disappeared off the internet.

Like, two days without a podcast, no Instagram.

Like, we're finished.

Right, but like, that's why you can always check our personal accounts and, like, we'll let you know that we're finished.

And that's why it's so important that you follow out Jackie Astre.

Like, it's so important.

It's so important.

And I would harp on it more, but I literally don't post anything really.

So, um,

you're going to make people follow you just so you post like zero content.

Right, but usually I post, but just these days, like, what do you want to see?

Another picture of Bryce being handsome?

Yeah.

No, literally, like, another picture of my heating pad in the bedroom.

Like, you are free Larson.

We are room, Bryce and I.

You, he's Jacob Tremblay.

You are Brie Larson.

I know, but we're so happy.

Because Bryce is like taking it really well and, like, it's starting to, like, get to you, you know?

No, but there are some days where I think Bryce takes it harder than me.

Bryce delicious.

I really miss Theo.

Like, I, I've got to get out of here.

You, you have to get home.

Do you even have a flight?

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

255.

Oh, okay.

Great.

we look forward to seeing you um on the east coast i'll be refreshed i'll put on makeup for everyone tomorrow like tomorrow's episode i feel good that like i feel like we just had diarrhea like we had a lot to discuss like we got it all out i feel an enormous weight lifted off of me but i'm ready for tomorrow's episode like to to look do you see what i look like right now like you actually you look better than me like your skin looks great

i look

beyond your hair Greasy.

Yeah, like, I can't.

Can I see your rash?

Oh, sure.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like, you see.

Oh, I see.

I see.

And do you see how this arm is so much bigger than this arm?

Which arm's bigger?

With the one with the love bracelet on it.

No, they look the same.

No, I'm telling you.

Like, Brian was like, what the fuck is going on with your arm?

Like, I look like a freak.

Damn.

Well, get better soon.

Tomorrow's episode will be great.

And tomorrow will be in 1080p, you guys.

I know I've been promising for a long time, but tomorrow 1080p is coming.

And I agree.

So much, we had to just get it all out there today.

Hope you guys enjoyed this episode.

We shall see you tomorrow.

And other than that, I'm going to have Whataburger for lunch.

Ooh, get a cinnamon roll.

Make sure snitch doesn't snatch the middle.

I'm so excited.

Like, that's really why I took this whole diversion, if I'm being 100% honest.

Now it finally makes sense.

Yeah.

Okay.

That's all she wrote.

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