S4 Ep185: Sniff Sniff Snort with Ben Soffer: Monday, October 25th, 2021

Good morning, Millennials.

Welcome back to the morning toast.

Happy Monday.

Happy day three and final day of Be on the T.

Sad.

Ben on the Toast.

We're going to make it a good one, though.

We have a lot to talk about today.

We have so much catching up to do.

We do.

And how are you feeling this morning?

How is your weekend?

I'm feeling good.

Just like I'm a little under the weather.

Don't worry, it's not the vid.

But so in case you like hear me, like

it's not like my normal

like I need an allergy pill it's like i could sneeze considering we spend so much time with claudia we know that

is very common for you that's what i'm saying it's not the common

it's

it's not the common one it's different actually that one she refuses to acknowledge that it completely goes away with one single zyrtec Okay, she, yeah, she doesn't acknowledge that.

She says it does come in waves, but I mean, we all know you.

You're very...

when I forget to take my Zyrtec.

Okay, but this is.

I'm sorry that I am an allergic human being and nobody has any sympathy for my allergies.

Well,

get your business done.

I don't.

Handle your business.

Did I clear on Thursday or Friday?

Clear?

Any.

I don't know, but I do think that we might be triggering people by starting out this episode with so many bodily function noises.

Okay, sorry.

So we're going to pivot.

I hope you feel better soon.

Glad to hear it's not the vid.

Take care of yourself.

And we're going to get into today's show because we have a lot to discuss.

Not only do we have the fast five stories that are robust,

but you and I did a little homework last night.

We brought back Toast Movie of the Week and we watched the Britney Murphy documentary on HBO Max called What Happened Britney Murphy.

And I'm so glad that we did.

I got so much out of it.

It wasn't a story that I really kept up with much when it was going down because like we were in high school.

So

I learned so much and I have a lot of thoughts.

So I look forward to talking about them.

And And then we both watched the season premiere of Curb last night.

So we're going to talk about that too.

Lots of synergistic show watching.

Yes.

So lots of thoughts to be shared.

I also spent the weekend watching Succession.

Do you watch that show?

It was my third time trying to start watching it.

The first two times, I just could not get into it.

I was like, these people are

not my sort of people.

But then I was like, you know what, everybody likes it.

It's so acclaimed.

I have really nothing better to do.

The bar is lower.

Let's give it another shot.

And so now I'm I'm totally into it.

I'm on the last episode of season two right now.

And it's good.

It's not like my favorite show.

And I'm not really like obsessed with anyone, but it's pretty smart.

So maybe I'll start watching it.

Yeah, I think you would like it.

Yeah.

I think it's just like it's good quality, you know.

It's just, there's something about it that's just not my cup of tea.

But I'm, but I'm still enjoying it.

All right, we'll see if I ever have a day where I need something.

Bare weekend, yeah.

So would you get into this weekend?

Anything good?

Let's see.

Lots of bars, bar hopping.

Whoa.

Lots of dinners, ate a lot.

Good.

What I do every time Claudia is gone, I see my friends, we go to dinner, we go to a bar.

I come home, I wake up, the house is messy, I clean it before she comes home, and that's it.

So you've been living with your mess?

Do you miss Claudia?

I've been living with my mess just terribly.

Well, she comes home today, and

she's almost home.

We did a a very, very good job of face timing, even though she was in Rome.

So we had some good

catch-up time.

And she was able to catch up with Theo as well.

Yeah, but she had her...

Did she show everybody the Italian crunch that she frightened?

Well, she showed me, but I didn't...

I don't know if she posted a terror story, but she did meet Italian Theo,

Romeo,

and he was cute.

He was terrified, though.

Yeah.

Now we have to post that picture, just because I think everyone will find find it really funny.

She must have startled him and he just, his face looked so spooked.

Yeah.

It's a great, great photo.

But yeah, it was wonderful.

Trying to think what else I did this weekend.

I golfed on Friday, as you guys know.

We do.

Played okay.

It wasn't my best.

Did some work on Saturday.

You know, I find this may be an unpopular opinion.

If you can do like two or three hours of work on Saturday, it really makes your Monday significantly nicer.

Well, I did that yesterday.

So much less pressure.

I did that yesterday, actually.

Actually, that's a great segue to let you know that there's a new vlog up on our Patreon.

I finally filmed my favorite Amazon finds.

Claudia had done hers, and so I did, like, I think it's about like 20 items that I've gotten from Amazon over the last year that I just like can't live without like gadgets, gizmos, remedies, migraine relief, like cooking stuff.

And I think it's really helpful.

Like, I literally use all of those products every single day.

So head over to patreon.com slash morning toast to check it out.

Cool.

Yeah.

That's a cool idea.

Yeah.

So I posted that yesterday.

I did a little bit of work.

So that had me feeling productive because on Saturday, I was just such a lump on a log, and it just gives me a pit like when I'm so lazy.

And when you're that lazy, it's sometimes very difficult to become not lazy.

I know.

And then, but you're also like, okay, so Saturday, for example, I was having just a totally indulgent day, but I had like all these things I knew that I needed to do, so it was ruining my indulgence.

For sure.

If I had just done it, then I could have enjoyed my day of peace.

Done the smallest thing.

Yeah.

I literally, I said to myself the entire weekend, clean the dining room table.

Clean the dining room table.

And then finally last night I cleaned it.

But to that point, if I had just cleaned it on Friday, you would have had a much more

freer weekend mentally.

I would have.

Instead, I was basically in chains.

Yeah.

I was in mental chains.

It's true.

I mean, I had like all the, like, some fun fact about me is I don't open my packages when they come.

They just all sit by the door

and pile up.

And so on Sunday, I finally went through all of them.

And like, that felt really productive as well.

So yesterday was the productive day.

Saturday was the chill day.

But all of those times were spent with Brew having just a ball.

You and Brew had a ball.

Me and Brew had a ball this weekend.

He was extra, extra cute this weekend.

It was crazy.

Cutie.

It was so crazy.

And he hung out with his best friend Heating Pad.

Oh my God, heating pad.

He loves the heating pad.

I mean, who wouldn't?

Who wouldn't?

Heating pads are wonderful.

They are.

He and I, like, literally fight over it.

I mean.

And I did get a second one because it's like, just get one for me me when I'm in the body.

No, and he peed on it, that one.

So he was like, I don't want this one.

Wow.

I want that one.

Oh, he was angry.

He was angry.

So he just wants to share with me.

Wow, that's crazy.

Isn't that crazy?

That is.

Very intentional.

Very intentional.

So I guess we should get into everything because we have so much to talk about.

And I know you're a busy man.

I don't want to take up too much of your time.

Sure.

So let's launch right into the past five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast.

Beat the crunch.

Did you beat the crunch?

We'll find out when I beat it.

It was beaten.

Sure, Jan.

It was beaten.

Sure.

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Great.

Now let's get into the first story, which is some breaking news this morning that you actually shared with me.

You really have your pulse on the fashion industry.

Kim Kardashian announces a Skims X-Fendi ready-to-wear collection.

From the comfort of your bedroom to the runway and back, Kim Kardashian West's shapewear and lingerie brand Skims is releasing a special collaboration with Italian fashion house Fendi, she announced in an interview with Wall Street Journal magazine on Monday ahead of the publication's upcoming Innovator Awards.

The Skims X-Fendi Ready-to-Wear collection will launch on November 9th and feature form-fitting dresses and tops that start at $950.

Leggings will retail for $1,100 and the collection also features $2,950 puffer jacket just in time for winter.

Of course, Skim's signature underwear, shapewear, and hoisery.

Hosier?

Hosier.

Hosiery.

We'll also get a Fendi revamp printed with the collaboration logo.

The collection will also feature swimsuits, also in the logo print, and a leather wrap dress in eight shades selling for $4,200.

Okay, so much to break down here.

First of all, this is the collaboration like I could only dream about.

Skims, Kim, love, Fendi, love.

Then the looks that they put forth are everything.

They incorporate the Skims branding and Fendi.

And then we come to find out that the price point is more reflective of Fendi's prices than Skims, which, you know, is a bit...

I was hoping for it was, you know, Skims slapped with some F's on it.

It makes sense, though.

Yeah.

When you're such a premium brand,

you really can't, like Fendi, you really can't just discount your price for a collab.

But no, but it's done a lot.

Like when Bauman did HM or like Mosquino, like a lot of the top fashion brands do partner with

like more affordable brands and they make their styles in just like, you know, in the

vein of H ⁇ M.

Interesting.

That's a good call.

So I thought maybe this would be like that, but it's like this instead.

But I mean, also, so I guess it's being made with like Fendi materials products.

Probably not.

No, there's.

It's probably just like a nice margin.

I don't know.

I wonder how those deals are structured.

I mean, there's leather in the collection.

Like, that's.

Leather's expensive.

Leather's expensive.

Not that expensive.

I mean, the.

Some of the pieces that are in the promotion picture so far are really so sickening.

Yeah, they're cool.

They're really, it's really well designed.

Like even the tights in this picture of Kim, like they say Fendi and skims on them.

So everyone will know like you got the collection.

You logged on November 9th at 6 a.m.

and you got it.

Of course I'm going to try for some things.

I need to take a look at everything that's being put forward.

I want to just get like one thing.

Do you think that anything will be

like really great on like Stock X?

Like is this stuff that will be available for resale at a higher price point?

Yes, because I think they're definitely not making so much.

So yeah, I think a lot of people are going to buy it up and try and resell it for sure.

And it will be sold for even more.

So it's really an investment.

I will be making an investment.

I hope.

I mean, I have to, you know, log on and do the whole set an alarm thing, but Bendy X Skims is worth it.

I mean, Zach is the king at that, so you should just have him do that.

He is.

He always is like scheduling drops.

He's on for the drop.

He's on for the drop.

Yep.

So that's true.

Maybe he can help help me with some pointers.

Exactly.

But this is really exciting.

I had heard some whispers about a collaboration like this happening.

Kim's been like doing a lot with Fendi,

and people had said something like this might be coming.

So it's really cool.

It's a really big moment for Skims.

She's had a lot of big moments recently.

The Team USA

stuff.

So Skims is just

doing it all.

It's a cool brand.

Skims.

Yeah.

You ever wear it?

Bob loves it.

No, I don't.

Do they make stuff for men?

No.

No.

Like, I'll, no.

Yeah.

I mean, you tell me.

What would I wear?

I don't know.

You asked me that as if there was something that I've got to do.

Actually, didn't when Claudia got a PR package, you did put something on?

Oh, I did.

But like I said,

that was more of a.

You have worn skins?

Not as dumb a question as I thought.

I guess that's true.

Yeah.

I did put them on.

But no, there really is nothing for me.

Unfortunately.

Unfortunately.

That being said, maybe they do another collab with a Fendi men.

Spritz.

Oh.

Just putting it out there just in case.

Just in case they want to maybe make a koozie.

Right now I'm going through Kim's pictures of all the designs.

So everything looks honestly so sick.

This leotard looks amazing.

This jacket, this puffer jacket, I guess that's the one that's 20.

The jacket's sick, but that's a Fendi jacket.

Right, but that's.

Okay, so it's Fendi.

No, I get it.

It's just, that's not a Skims Fendy jacket.

That's Fendi jacket.

No, but it says Fendi and Skims.

Like they're the

pattern.

Like, I get it, but it's Fendi's pattern.

No, but it also says Skims.

Look.

Let me Let me see.

Look at that one.

That's the pattern that they're using for this collab.

You see the skims in between the Fendi?

I do.

And, like.

Wouldn't you like it more if it just said Fendi?

Like, you know what I mean?

It's a little crowded.

One might like it more, but

like me personally to have represent Kim and Fendi at the same time.

Yeah.

I am definitely setting an alarm.

Good luck, everyone out there.

You know, may the best shopper win.

We'll see you on November 9th.

You know what you should do?

You should get like an extra piece or something and do a crazy giveaway.

That would be cool.

Just saying.

Thanks.

I'm sure that you don't want to, but.

Yeah, I just want the piece because I would wear it.

Things are meant to be worn.

Cool.

Are you ready for our next story?

Really sweet news?

I love sweet news.

I love sweet news too.

Paul Walker's daughter Meadow is married and she was walked down the aisle by Paul's former co-star Vince Diesel of Fast and Furious.

Vince?

Sorry, Vince Diesel.

Like who?

Sorry, sometimes I say people's names wrong,

especially on the show.

Like totally innocent.

Like I just.

I just thought that might have been his full name.

Like maybe.

Like maybe

Vin is short for Vince.

I thought you were reading his full name.

That's the only reason I corrected you.

I'm literally dying.

No, I mean, Vin might be short for Vince, but that's not his name.

It's probably short for Vincent.

Okay, so then Vince, too.

No, but

that's really like that.

Like, there's a lot of instances of, like, Ben Affleck.

I can't, like, say his last name.

I always say, like, Afflack.

I understand.

But Vince Diesel is a new one.

But anyways, not to take away from the really sweet news, which is that he walked her down the aisle and the internet just was

cooing.

It's a beautiful story.

It is.

Are you a Fast and Furious fan?

I've seen them.

The early ones are pretty good.

I am not a fan of any sort of movie.

It's not a trilogy.

Any movie.

Oh, it's like a seven.

What do you call when it's more than

three?

Just a

series?

Series.

Okay, that works.

Wow.

Really, to dig deep in the brain for the word series.

I'm not a fan of any series that doesn't know when it should end.

But

did you see the most recent Fast and Furious one?

Did it end?

No, but like, was it good?

No, I'm saying I don't want to anymore.

I don't want there to be Fast and Furious movies.

Okay.

I get that there are a lot of diehard fans.

Yeah.

I guess I'm personally just not one of them.

Yeah.

I do love Vin Diesel, though.

Yeah.

In his Academy Award-winning performance in The Pacifier.

That was just, what a wonderful movie.

I'm trying to think what else I I like him in.

Let me go back to his IMDb.

This

is Diesel.

And I'm sure if one asked him what his least favorite movie was, it would be The Pacifier.

You never know.

No, that's such a fun movie.

It is.

Okay, he was in Guardians of the Galaxy.

Okay.

He's in Avatar 2 and 3, which is coming out in 2024.

Yeah, I don't really know a lot of these movies, so I don't know which ones are like the big ones.

Sorry.

Avengers.

Yeah.

Did you see that?

I did.

I didn't even.

Saving Private Ryan.

Big, big, you know.

Has he been in no movies?

I thought he was a movie.

There were a lot of movies on the list, but none

that I were worth shouting out because I don't know them.

So look, like, there's a lot of movies here.

That's all the movies.

What are they?

Let me see.

Let me hold for a second.

Okay.

Let me just peruse and see if they're.

They're all like action movies.

He's a very action-packed guy.

Yeah, lots of action.

Lots of action.

Okay.

All right.

Time to move on.

No, I'm just, I think we, the real story is that Vin Diesel is just not that big of a movie star.

At the end of the day, after

shifting through his films, it's really just Fast and Vius.

It's just Fast and Furious and the Pacifier.

Agreed.

So I'm sure he feels proud of Pacifier, actually.

She should.

Yeah.

Probably made a ton of money.

But that is a lovely story.

You know, when

co-workers help

friends together.

It's a lovely story.

It's a lovely story.

You love to see it.

Okay, our next story is a bit of an update from a story from last week about Alec Baldwin.

We're getting some new information about what was happening on the set of the film Rush.

And a worker in charge of Alec Baldwin's prop gun was a replacement hire amid onset chaos and safety concerns.

So the prop master who handled the gun that killed the cinematographer on Alec Baldwin's film Rust was just brought in amid a protest over conditions on the set.

The Post has learned the unidentified employee was hired to replace someone else amid chaos on the set, according to a source involved with the movie.

Another source briefed on the situation told the Post that a crew of workers had walked off the film set at the Bonanza Creek Ranch near Santa Fe, New Mexico on Thursday morning over what they alleged were poor safety protocols before Alec fired the gun later that day.

The Union for the Workers Who Walked Off the Set claimed the prop gun had a live round in it when it discharged and killed director of photography Helena Hutchins and injured director Joel Souza.

The prop gun also misfired twice on Saturday and once during the previous week, the LA Times reported citing a knowledgeable crew member who told the paper that there was a serious lack of safety meetings on this set.

Wow.

I mean,

this story just gets

wilder and more tragic.

And now, like, seeing that there were concerns over its safety, you know, this

people left the set over this.

Like, there were text messages that were sent that they have that, like, show that people were aware that this was like not an unsafe situation.

It just

is really awful.

Is this a low-budget film?

I don't know.

I can't imagine Alec Baldwin's in many low-budget films.

I don't know.

I don't know the budget of the film.

Because it just doesn't make any sense that you would hire a random prop master that handles your gun

and not check if it's loaded, if it's a new person and a new gun.

Like I was reading, I don't know if it's in there, but like apparently that same gun was used for target practice.

Yeah, so that was another article that I just pulled up that the shooting, the gun.

Like clearly that gun is not a prop gun.

Yeah.

That's a gun.

Yeah.

Which is being used by a prop master master that they randomly just brought in that day and didn't bother to ask him if his gun was real or a prop.

Right, because also they brought in that day because the other prop masters had walked off over concerns.

When we were talking on Friday, we just assumed that this was a prop gun with prop bullets and that something went awry, but this was

a live gun.

Which is so weird.

Yeah, and so unnecessary.

Like, it's a movie.

Yeah.

It's

weird and terrible story.

Yeah.

So

we'll keep you pointing out.

But now the question is, and I don't know the answer.

Was there any foul play or is it just 100% negligence?

It seems like there's a theme of negligence

because the people walked off and then we were replaced.

But like,

I think there might be some foul play.

It's too strange.

It is really strange.

Very weird story.

Yeah.

That I don't like at all.

No, not at all.

So hopefully, we continue to get more information.

We need more information.

That's what we need to do.

Things like this need to be explained.

Yeah, exactly.

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okay our next story is some crazy couple news john mulaney and olivia munn's romance faces uncertainty amid pregnancy

oh she's pregnant she's pregnant oh i didn't know that yep so an unknown future john mulane and olivia munn are expecting their first child together amid a whirlwind romance but an insider tells us weekly that their relationship faces much uncertainty.

Also, there was like rumors swirling, you know, blind items on Dumois that very much made it seem as though it's this couple that has broken up amid her pregnancy that has already been, you know, much highly talked about because of the timeline.

Are you familiar with the timeline?

No.

Are you familiar with John Mulaney?

Yes.

Are you a fan?

I've seen bits and pieces of stand-ups that I've liked.

Okay.

I'm not gonna, he's not like my favorite by any means.

Okay, that's totally.

But I think he's a I think he's a solid mid-tier comedian.

Okay, cool.

So he was married this time last year and then he got separated divorced etc, but they didn't announce the divorce until five months ago.

And then a month ago, we found out that Olivia Munn and John Miller were two, maybe it was two months ago.

We found out they're dating.

A month ago, we found out she's pregnant.

Oh, he was engaged to a different woman.

He was married to a different woman.

And now Olivia Munn is pregnant, and the timeline goes to show, allegedly, that she was pregnant before they announced their divorce.

So I think they were definitely divorced before they announced it.

But there's a bit of

weird crossover.

And so they were putting it all like on the line for this new relationship.

I think people have definitely

had questions and now they're not together.

Potentially, potentially, potentially, they're not together.

I don't know.

I mean, Us Weekly is saying they're having some bumpy road.

I think Dumois, you know, Dumois allegedly says that they're donezo.

Who's Dumois?

Dumois is like that Instagram account that writes, you probably don't know it, but like they write blind items about celebrities.

Pretty much like anyone can write in and like say something that they saw or they know and Dumois will post it.

It's an imperfect formula, but sometimes you get some good tea.

My brain's all in impeachment, so it sounds like the drudge report.

Interesting.

It reminds me of NT.

Do you remember NT?

Of course.

It's like the same thing, but it's like the Instagram version as opposed to a website.

Got it.

Well, sad for the baby.

Yeah, I mean, this is just another dip on the wild roller coaster that is their relationship.

I feel like Olivia Munn wasn't...

Who else was she recently dating?

Did she date Aaron Rodgers?

She was dating Aaron Rodgers for a while, and then she was potentially dating Casey Musgrave's ex, but that's just like based on some social media comments.

But yeah, Aaron Rodgers was the big one.

Cool.

And they say, like, she was responsible for him not talking to his family, but they've been broken up for years and he still doesn't talk to his family.

So I don't think that's fair to put that on her.

Same.

And now Aaron Rodgers is really happy.

Is he?

He's with Shaylene Woodley.

Who's that?

Big Little Eyes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yeah.

How do you feel about them?

I love Aaron Rodgers.

You do?

Yeah.

I do.

I think he's unbelievable at football.

Okay.

And I think that everything that sort of surrounds him,

like, I don't know, everybody's

should sort of bend the knee to him when it comes to football.

Okay.

There's a lot of like other drama.

I don't know if it's a good idea.

I've heard of the drama.

Like within football, where it's like.

They didn't recruit the players he needed.

Instead, they got another quarterback and he was insulted.

No, but it's like

you're the star player.

You want to be involved in

the team.

Yeah.

You've dedicated your life to an organization.

Like that makes perfect sense.

Yeah.

You also, do you know what the match is?

No.

It's like a golf tournament that they put on TV with like celebrities.

So it was

Phil Mickelson and Aaron Rodgers versus Tom Brady

and

was it Tiger in the first one?

Whatever.

Aaron Rodgers is great at golf.

Fun fact.

Fun fact.

It's really good.

That's pretty cool.

Yeah, it was.

It's pretty cool.

So anyways,

concern about John Midlane and Olivia Munn.

I mean, hopefully we get more info soon, but this doesn't sound, that's not the news that you want to hear when she's, like,

I guess now six, seven months pregnant.

It's got to be very stressful for her.

Yeah, yeah.

You shouldn't have any stresses when you're married.

And I think it's been stressful also, like, just, I don't think their relationship was received very well

by the world because of the timeline.

Also, he had said when he was married that he didn't want kids.

So they never, like, he was on Comedians and Cars Cars and he said that.

And then he gets divorced.

And the next day, like, Olivia Monster.

Oh, so then it must have been adultery.

I don't know.

I don't know, because they might have all of them.

I only use that term because I know he's a devout Christian.

Is he?

Yeah.

Big time.

But then you're alleging he committed adultery.

Adultery.

Which I'm just saying.

I don't know.

I think that maybe

I think maybe they were divorced like way before and separated way before they announced it.

Could have even been six months.

But it's just

hard for the public to digest.

I'm not going to digest it.

Okay.

It's not digestible?

No.

I don't think so.

Well, are you ready for our fifth and final story?

I'm ready.

Are you ready?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Where's my clacker?

Okay.

Give us your best.

I know.

Just put your heart into it.

Okay, okay.

Okay.

Okay.

It's the final story.

Do-do-do-do.

It's not the best I got, but I will record a video another time and we'll do the Mickey.

The Mickey.

That was what you have to do at Mickey.

That's what I was trying to think of.

Because we took requests, some people said punk, opera, someone said in Mickey Mouse Clubhouse style.

I know.

Okay, I'm going to try.

Give it for Mickey.

Misker, Musker, Mickey.

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.

Come inside, it's fun inside.

Come inside.

It's fun inside.

Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog.

Mickey and Os Clubhouse is a wonderful show.

It fucking slaps.

And Mickey and the gang go so hard.

They leave it all out there in the clubhouse.

Mickey and the gang.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Like when they're doing that hot dog dance at the end, like they're fucking

giving us everything.

Oh, yeah.

And Mickey gives us the most.

He puts everything on his back.

He really does.

It's really incredible.

Like it's actually a remarkable show.

It is.

We've spoken about it before, but also it's like every episode.

He's a farmer.

He's a pilot.

Like he's an entrepreneur.

He wears all of these hats and he does it incredibly well.

He does.

I mean, I understand why the kids look up to him.

Oh, yeah.

Mickey is a jack of all trades.

He's a jack of all trades.

He's a remarkable man.

Our fifth and final story is about another musical family just like us.

The Jonas Brothers are starring in Netflix's first ever Family Roast.

Nick, Joe, and Kevin are set to starring Jonas Brothers Family Roast, a one-hour comedy special premiering globally on Netflix on November 23rd.

Jonas Brothers Family Roast is a one-of-a-kind comedy special of epic proportions that celebrates the universal truth that no one can get under your skin, quite like your own family, the streaming service announced in a press release on Monday.

You'll see the multi-platinum global superstars, the Jonas Brothers, like you've never seen them before, through sketches, songs, games, and special guests, all to give them a roasting they'll never forget.

So Keenan Thompson is hosting the roast, and there will also be special guest appearances from Pete Davidson, Niall Horan, Gabriel Anglesias, John Legend, Lily Singh, and Jack Whitehall.

This is Netflix's first ever family roast and it does beg the question, will it be the last?

Or is this something that we're going to be watching all the time now?

I love that they're just like branding it as a family roast as if they're not just completely ripping off Comedy Central's roasts that have been going on for 20 years.

That's the exact same thing.

You think so?

So now if they want to call it the family roast where like they're roasting three people instead of one,

it's the same thing.

Well, up until all those guests host, you know, I thought it was like maybe the Jonas brothers just like sitting around ripping each other and like playing like old family clips and stuff.

But and it's also like right in time for Thanksgiving, so it's probably like something you can watch with your family.

But now like if Pete Davidson's there, it's a roast.

They're roasting him.

They're roasting him.

It's going to be a roast.

Yeah.

Interesting, though.

I hope.

Well, you know what?

Honestly, if it's like a Comedy Central style roast, that does sound far more interesting.

So much more interesting.

Than the the brothers sitting around roasting each other.

No, it's much better.

I'm just saying that format does exist.

Yes, yes.

But I am still excited for it.

I love a good roast.

The Comedy Central roasts are fantastic.

And I am happy that it's not just the Jonas brothers sitting around roasting each other.

Yeah.

Because I was thinking to myself, like, Netflix gave that a comedy special.

Yeah.

Where is Girl with No Jobs comedy special?

If you're going to give it to, like, the Jonas brothers, like, picking their nose and talking to each other.

Yeah, no, through sketches, songs, and games.

Yeah, that can happen.

I don't want to see the Jonas Brothers play games.

No, I don't.

But if Pete Davidson, actually, you know,

Pete is a tough one for me.

Sometimes he's so funny.

Sometimes he just isn't.

But, you know, I guess we can't always be on our game.

Yeah.

I think I like him.

I like him.

I think back whatever I was like.

But the other people are not comedians.

Like, so it's actually, I feel like it's going to be a light roast.

Niall Horan.

You know who that is?

Yeah.

Gabriel Iglesias.

I don't know who that is.

John Legend.

I know that.

Lily Singh is a comedian, yeah.

And Jack Whitehall.

Lily Singh's a comedian?

Well, yeah, because she came up on YouTube doing comedy videos.

Oh, I didn't know they were comedy videos.

She had a late, late, late night show.

No, that I don't remember.

And it was, you know,

I forget that show.

Those shows are comedy, technically.

Yeah, they, I mean.

That's wonderful.

So I think she's a comedian.

Yeah.

That's my analysis.

I wonder if she thinks she's a comedian.

I think she thinks she's a comedian.

Okay, so then that's fine.

Yeah.

Interesting.

When you first read the list, I didn't think about how not funny the majority of that list is not funny at all wow so interesting yeah i think it's gonna be very like family friendly yeah who was the first person that you said pete davidson see pete davidson i bet you they went to everybody that does comedy central roasts and pete was the only one who said yes maybe he's friends with the boys that's why like maybe they asked him Oh, you think it was them asking for their own roasters?

Maybe.

Interesting.

Cool.

Yeah, it should be interesting.

I mean,

we'll see if we watch it.

We'll definitely watch it.

You think?

I feel like so many times on the show, we talk about like upcoming content that we're excited about that we just like, when it actually drops, we're like, nah.

I love a good roast.

Yeah.

I think they're funny.

I think they're important.

I think it's important to be self-deprecating and just laugh at yourself.

And it's important for the youth to see that as well from their highest stars.

I just hope that they really dig in.

Okay.

I don't know if they will.

I don't think they're going to dig in, but I think we'll get light roast.

Yeah, light roast.

Also, I was just going to say.

We should make a roast and watch the roast.

Oh, yeah.

Do you watch SNL this weekend?

Zach showed me like a couple of clips.

He sent me one clip.

They did an annie spoof.

It was cute.

Okay, so here's my thoughts.

Like, it was so well done in terms of like the song and, you know,

everything was going really well but like the concept itself just like wasn't funny enough agreed completely agreed you know and i really wanted it it was close like usually sometimes the concept is good the execution is trash the execution was good the concept was trash that like

that daddy warbucks has like humans yeah like he has like a guy who like does shady shit for him and it turns out he like eats humans just like a bad it's bad it was bad yeah like it would have been there's i don't know i don't know what would have been funny are you familiar with um annie live that's coming dropping in december and you're familiar with the cast yeah and how are you feeling about it i love annie in general yeah anything that

anything annie i'm in she's a queen yeah annie's a queen i love annie and claudia and i are excited about annie live so maybe we'll all watch together i think for uh in honor of annie live you need to get a purging stop i think you do okay Okay.

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Okay, let's get into our TV recap.

First up, let's talk about what happened, Britney Murphy, the Britney Murphy documentary, two parts on HBO Max, two hours total.

Can we start off with the title?

Okay.

What is that title?

I was thinking about the title, too.

Are they looking for,

like, did they forget to put in the word two?

Like, what happened to Britney Murphy?

I had the same thought, and I think that, you know, they could have done that, and that would have been, you know, a very obvious title.

You know, what happened to Britney Murphy?

Here's two hours worth of looking at it.

But I think they're also, the title begs the question, like, we're asking Britney Murphy what happened.

Okay.

You know, because it's like, really, especially after watching this, like, only she knows.

But still.

What happened, Brittany Murphy?

No, but it should have been, hey, Brittany, what happened?

Yeah.

What happened, comma, Brittany Murphy, is like a really, it's annoying.

Well, you know what?

I think it's, it's thought-provoking.

We're talking about it.

Because of how dumb it is.

Okay.

And the documentary was made with such integrity.

I thought it was a wonderful doc.

Yeah.

And the title just

was not it for me.

Okay.

I thought the title was definitely curious and I didn't mind it.

Okay, cool.

But I understand why you did.

Uh-huh.

So they get into the story.

So Brittany Murphy passed away in December 2009 and the cause was listed and, you know, even still is after all the investigation, pneumonia plus anemia, plus...

a lot of prescription pills in her system equals disaster.

And they sort of take us on the journey of her career and, you know, where she might have been at mentally when she met her husband, Simon Monjak, you know, in the three years that they were married and, you know, in the weeks leading up to her eventual death.

And then post her death, how he and her mom handled everything.

And then six months after she died, he died too in

a very similar way.

So I was going through all the different feelings and I think that that's what they wanted you to feel.

Like first, you know, you're confused as to how a healthy 32-year-old woman dies of pneumonia.

Then you start to get, you know, and they showed all those YouTubers doing their makeup.

By the way.

And by like, where did they find these YouTubers?

I think they wanted to show how, without having like a narrator tell you, they wanted to show how people have gotten really caught up in and carried away with conspiracy theories about what happened to Brittany Murphy.

Like every, like.

You know, they could have used, I think at the time it was 2009, so like YouTube was a good forum for fans who were questioning.

Today, it might have been, you know, podcast audio, but they were just trying to capture how her fans felt, like, and also all the different conspiracies that were out there.

No, I got it.

Just the YouTubers that they picked seemed rather janky.

But what was like a weird?

What was with the trend of like, we're going to talk about the Britney Murphy case while I do my makeup?

So weird.

And then, like, when they showed the clips, like, at certain points, they, like, you know, were at a weird stage of makeup where they have, like, no pigment on their face.

And it was, it was very weird to watch.

And also, like, it's not like those YouTubers I've ever seen, so it's not like everybody's saying this.

I think they just used it as a way to narrate what people, the regular folk, might have been thinking.

It was a cool idea.

Yes,

yeah, yeah.

So

it was a journey for me because obviously, you know, we know surface level, like Brittany Murphy passed away far too young under some curious circumstances, but I really never knew too much about it.

And I think everybody knew sort of her husband was was this

seedy kind of guy.

And then I didn't even realize, like, when they went on Larry King after Britney died, I never, I didn't, hadn't seen that with those photos that they took, the mom and the husband.

I never saw, like, I didn't even know because I was talking to Zach after I was like explaining the documentary.

He's like, and didn't the mom and the husband like get together?

I was like, no, but they definitely made people think that they did.

Yeah.

But then from the documentary, I don't think that they were like, that they plotted to no to kill brittany no they didn't i think it was just deep negligence control like and especially after talking hearing from simon's other girlfriend the one who who had his baby and she explains like what she went through and how really if her friend didn't show up unannounced like she might have been dead also yeah so to see his pattern it's like this control that he and his obsession with anorexia and i I guess also like even the photography in the house, they're just like dark

art.

It was weird.

It was weird, and it was really dark.

And I think, you know, it's, I mean, one of my favorite people who spoke in the documentary was Kathy Nejimi.

Yep.

And I mean, I thought she did just such a great job in general when she said, why didn't I just like go and bang down her door?

And I think I was reading some of the toasters

reviews on it as well.

And so many people were just like, why didn't, like, she, where were her friends?

Like, some, but she, they pushed everyone out, you know, if you tried to say something, you got cut off, too.

So

it's like, I don't know how it could have been any different.

Where we differ in opinion is that I really don't think that it was just negligence because I think that he's a really, really shady character.

No, I think, but it was like intentional negligence.

I think he killed her.

Because I'm sure you think he intentionally killed her?

I think that he was intentionally getting her as sick as possible because because the sicker she got, the more in control he was.

Yes.

And then at some point, when everybody started pointing fingers at him, that he killed her, that's when he decided to kill himself.

Yes, because I don't think that it's a coincidence that it's both pneumonia.

I think that we were talking about this before.

That, yeah, he liked when his girls were anorexic, and he would push them towards that.

And that's why she was anemic, and that's why she was so sick, and that's why the combination of the pills, the anemia, all this stuff gave her pneumonia.

But him dying of pneumonia when he's 900 pounds and clearly well fed and

was no longer in that lifestyle because he was with Brittany's mom.

Like Brittany's mom didn't die.

Yeah.

Like

I think that it's pretty clear to me that

he's the one who killed her.

Also, Simon's mom.

I understand that you want to protect your son.

I totally get it.

But like her being just like so

defensive was very in really poor taste.

Yeah.

And I, again, I understand, lost a son.

It's horrible.

But

your son goes around talking about how he's a billionaire, lying to his ex-wife that he had cancer so that she'd sleep with him and have a child.

Right.

Yeah.

Clearly, you have a bad son, and you can at least acknowledge the role that he played in killing a very happy Britney Murphy.

The one caveat that I'll say to that is that Hollywood also let Britney Murphy down and moved her towards a place where someone like a Simon could come in so easily and fuck her up.

Yeah.

Like she was, like they showed, that was probably my favorite part about the doc was

really showing, like they had all these testimonials about how happy she was.

Yeah.

How she was like the light in every room.

And then all of a sudden she wanted bigger roles and they said that she was too fat.

And then she got skinnier and skinnier and skinnier.

And then in comes Mr.

Conman, ready to pounce.

Yeah, she was just ripe.

She was ripe from Hollywood to be taken advantage of by him, but I do think that he,

whether or not the intent was her to die, the intent was to make her as sick as possible so that she needed him.

Yes, I agree with that.

But I also think, you know, he became her agent, her manager, hairstylist, publicist, hairstylist, makeup artist.

And for sure, when she starts feeling sick, he's also her doctor.

For sure.

And he's giving her, you know, all all these prescription medicine.

And because of the control, like his obsession with control, he's not going to call for help when he won't even, you know, let someone else do her makeup.

Yep.

So it's all like Congress.

And so at the beginning of the documentary, it's like, how does a 32-year-old healthy woman pass away from pneumonia?

By the end of the documentary, it's like, given everything that was going on in that house, how could she not have died?

But it's also, how is the cause of death pneumonia?

I mean, it makes sense.

I get it.

It's like when you're, when your immune system is that defeated, you can die from anything.

Yeah.

But just a terrible, terrible story because she, I also just forgot all of the movies that she was in.

I know.

And I didn't realize how her career

really went.

He ruined her.

And how easily he ruined it.

And they made it make perfect sense.

It's like he's her agent manager, et cetera.

Nobody wants to fucking work with him.

So she has to take direct-to-DVD movies.

So sad.

So sad.

And she was so, so talented.

Also, I thought one of the, um, maybe it was the, one of the people who spoke said something, which was that, you know, she didn't go to high school.

She was like just doing education on set, if that.

And it's like in junior high and high school is like where you learn

tells about people.

You know, you experience betrayal, love, like all of these emotions where you learn how to like read people, whether this is a good person, bad person, average, et cetera.

And so she had none of those

defenses and just welcomed anyone into her life.

So again, it's just like the perfect storm of how someone like this could come in.

And especially after like two engagements and breaking up with Ashton Kutcher, and like she just was looking for love.

And, you know, Simon was able to cloak his

nefariousness as love.

Crazy.

Crazy.

So.

And the piece that just like he stole all of her money.

I know.

That was just like the icing on the cake.

Like the mom is ready to sell the jewels so that she has them.

It's all fake.

What did he spend the money on?

Probably keeping up his personal appearance of, like, to everybody else, he was that billionaire.

Yeah.

He, like, he probably kept up appearances.

He probably sent money to his kids.

Yeah.

He probably sent money to his ex-wife to keep her quiet, like the one that was on screen.

Yeah.

That was the saddest story.

Why did he get her pregnant?

What was the point?

I don't know.

Like, why?

Again, to control her?

I don't know.

He was a sick.

He's such a crazy guy.

I also didn't realize that he died so soon after her.

Like, I was wondering if he was going to show up in the documentary.

I didn't know he was already

gone.

And Britney's mom is alive and just nowhere to be found.

Yeah.

She's probably

destroyed.

Yeah.

Because it's as much her fault as it is Britney's that he was able to make that push into her life.

Yeah, but I mean, they just like were not.

Like, the whole doc show like explains that Britney and her mom were best friends.

Yeah.

Brittany's mom I think lived with them.

Yeah, she did.

But they're they're just like these two like trusting loving people like looking for totally love you know they just were completely

conned conned conned.

Yeah.

So that was that was eye-opening.

I'm glad that we watched that great great idea to do Toast Movie of the Week.

It was great.

And then Curb, you know what's so funny?

Like every weekend sometimes I watch it like randomly, it's just out of coincidence, everything I watch is on the same platform.

So this was a very HBO Max weekend for me because I watched Curb, Brittany Murphy, and Succession all weekend.

Whereas like last weekend, I felt like I was watching Hulu.

Anyways, Curb premiered last night, 11th season.

Larry's back after he said that 10th season was the end, but obviously he had to come back because of COVID.

You know, if anyone's going to talk about COVID, it's got to be Larry.

Yep.

But it wasn't about COVID.

So here's

one piece was.

One piece was, but before I before it premiered, I was like, talking about it with Zach, we were both so excited.

And I was like, it's just going to be crazy.

Everything else, every other show that I've watched is just skipping over COVID.

Like there's no, like, it's not reflective of even the world that we live in right now, where it's like, you know, you wear, you're going into a restaurant on a date, you wear your mask, and then you take it off, and then you put it back on, and then you wear it in the Uber.

It's like, it's completely, it's 2019, every show.

Like, nobody wants to show it because nobody wants to fucking watch it.

Like, yep.

So I was like, it's going to be interesting to watch a show that's really COVID-centric because up until now, like I would have thought I don't want to watch it, but I do want to see Larry's take on it because even before COVID, he's a germaphobe.

He has Purelle at the Latte Larry's.

The tables are socially distanced.

Like he's just that guy.

But then it wasn't about that at all, which was like fine because I wasn't even sure I wanted like that that would be interesting television.

But it's like, so why did he come back?

Probably because he had more to give.

I mean, Larry's so funny.

So funny.

I thought this episode had a lot of great moments.

I don't think it was a great episode overall.

Yeah, that was the other thing.

I didn't love it.

It felt like...

No, some of the plot lines just felt weak.

And every episode of Curb is like a perfect nugget, circuitous.

The circle is complete.

The last, you know, joke, it just brings it back to the first, and it's like.

That didn't happen at all.

It didn't happen at all.

It was there were too many.

Usually, it's like Larry's got a few, juggling a few things, two or three things that in the end all sort of come back to each other.

Nothing can happen.

This one, he's joining.

He's got like seven things he's juggling.

Nothing really

came full circle.

The thing about the extortion with the fence and the pool, it's like if someone's burglarizing your house, and they're committing a crime, what happened?

Say they, you know, trip down the stairs.

They can't sue you.

No, like it's it's it was a funny like the funniest part about that piece is

of course you need a fence and like nobody has a fence yeah but like I get that like that part was funny the idea of it I agree that the extortion and him going to the guy's taco place and having to cast his daughter was like it was just like bizarre yeah there was but there were so many things going on think about like so there's that storyline there's also the storyline of the guy who owes him money that that was by far the funniest plot line The jeweler with dementia was a great

plot line.

Then, like Susie

just fucking takes care of him.

Anything with Susie.

Susie is just pure gold.

Susie really is pure gold.

Then also there was the walking into the

glass door, which to me was the funniest plot line because it's like there are things like that in life where it's like people just look at you differently after life.

Sure.

You're like

just no longer the virile person that you were before.

No, it's hard to do.

And it can happen at any age.

It was hysterical.

It was hysterical.

Yeah, it was.

And, like, I'm excited to see,

oh, what the fuck is his name?

Jeff.

Lives with Larry.

No, my favorite.

Who?

Explain.

Lives with Larry, the only guy that knows Larry.

You're killing me.

I know.

Stop, stop.

I know.

All right, whatever.

It'll come to me because I literally love him.

I can't believe I'm blanking, but I'm excited to see him go on a trip with that woman.

Oh my God.

That he like casted for his free vacation.

I hope he found true love with her because they seem like,

okay, I'm sorry.

Leon.

Leon.

Yes, thank you.

Yeah, so that'll be funny for next episode.

I thought that the idea, again, like...

There are some Larry concepts that are great as just one-liners, but that don't belong as full scenes.

Like the idea of having a funeral when you're still alive is a funny line.

It's like, oh, like all your friends gather and like say such nice things about you and you're dead.

Yes.

But like, I definitely wouldn't have made it a scene.

Yeah, also, but I just want to say, like,

I don't know if anybody is going to remember this alongside me, but there used to be a show on the WB when we were like

in the 90s.

And it was called, I think it was called Maybe It's Me.

And the grandma

hosts her own funeral before, because she was like, The same idea, you know, why should everybody have this party

when I'm not here, blah, blah, blah.

So, like, the whole time, it was just like Maybe It's Me was living rent-free in my mind.

And I was like, I've seen this before.

Interesting.

So, if anybody remembers that episode, please just reach out to me so that we can be Sympatico.

And then, also at the end, Larry opens the COVID hoarding closet.

And

it's funny, but the reactions were not funny.

Like, John Hamm, like, literally freaking out was

again, but I, you know,

Balari's also so smart.

Maybe it was just so satirical.

Like, again, in the other direction, that he was, oh, he was making fun of the people that are so angry at COVID hoarders.

Yeah.

Like, he really, he is so.

Like, all those people showed up to a living funeral, but they're going to be outraged by a closet of Pierrell.

Yeah, outraged.

Yeah.

You know, you never really know what Larry's thinking, and that's why I think he is just so amazing.

I didn't love this episode, but I will obviously watch every episode this season because the second you strike a gold episode,

there's just nothing better.

Yeah.

And a perfect curb episode.

But I agree with you.

There are a lot of plot lines that never found a home.

And the best part about Curb is it's always full circle every episode.

Yeah.

So that's, that was my take.

But of course, I'm going to watch the whole season.

Glad that it's back for whatever reason compelled him, even if we're not going to do a whole COVID season, which I wasn't even looking forward to.

I was just, that's what I was expecting.

I'm here for it, regardless.

Same.

Cool.

Cool.

Glad we're on the same page.

Glad we sussed that out.

Oh, yeah.

Okay, well, I'm going to let you go.

Thank you so much for filling in these past three days.

Everyone has totally loved your presence.

Claudia will be back tomorrow, so it'll be business as usual.

And I just want to let you guys know so you can start getting excited.

Friday is our Toast-Aween episode.

Claudia and I, you know,

we go all out on the show for Halloween.

And we have some big plans for this Friday.

So I'm really excited.

You know,

gotta get in the zone.

But I think it's gonna be great.

So Friday, Toast-Aween.

We'll see you there.

See you tomorrow back with Claude Ben.

Thank you so much for joining us.

Of course.

Thank you for having me.

This was wonderful.

And I will be back very soon.

Yes, on the Morning Toast, the Millennial Morning Show, where we deliver the past five stories every Monday through Friday, around 10:30,

etc., etc.

Sorry.

If you've made it this far, like Claudia usually does the wrap-up, and I just all social channels.

Yeah, you guys, if you're watching this, if you're hearing this, you know.

Now, if you've made it this far into the episode, you are a member of Society Season 2, so please go comment on the picture of me and Ben, an emoji of

what did we talk about today?

A lot.

Yeah, we did.

Maybe flames emoji for the roast.

Flames.

I love the flames.

Hey, flames.

Flames.

We'll see you tomorrow.

Goodbye.

Bye, guys.