S4 Ep159: It's A Fabulous Time To Be Pregnant: Thursday, September 9th, 2021

Good morning millennials.

Welcome back to the morning toast.

Happy Thursday.

Hey Jax, how you doing?

I'm dern good knowing that it's Thursday.

It's just an exciting day of the week.

I mean it looks like it's not Thursday, but it's the last day on earth.

I know.

We're not recording at 10 p.m.

You guys.

No, it's just like raining.

I don't know why like the dramatic dark sky, but it's just raining.

It's a gloomy day, which I don't hate.

Though when I woke up this morning, I just wanted...

Like, it was, it was one one of the harder weeks.

It's confusing when you wake up so dark, but I'm supposed to go to the U.S.

Open today.

And it's like, of course, the U.S.

Open's been going on for weeks.

So fabulous.

So fabulous.

Like, every day.

Summer sun.

And I was like, oh, today's my day.

And I wake up and I'm like, what the fuck is going on?

What is going on?

So like, do you still go when it's raining?

Well, they actually can't play tennis like on those courts in the rain.

So it might get rescheduled.

Would you want it to get rescheduled?

I don't know.

Like, I want to go.

Yeah, but do you want to go like this?

No.

Just under thundercloud?

No, but like,

like me, I wake up and I'm like, oh my God, my whole day is ruined.

And I texted Brian.

I'm like, the weather.

He's like, it'll clear up.

It's fine.

It might clear up.

Yeah, but if it's like, if it's raining, they won't play.

They won't.

No, I'm pretty sure, like, I remember from tennis growing up, like, you can't play in the rain on those hardcores.

I'm going to put the athletes in danger.

No.

You know what my favorite part is?

It's really like it's not good.

You know my favorite part of.

Maybe they cover it.

But I don't think so.

You know my favorite part of the U.S.

Open is like, because the U.S.

Open obviously happens every year in Queens.

And I assume like all the players stay in the city.

And you know it's like U.S.

Open time when you see those Lexus official U.S.

vehicles.

Do you ever see those?

Not really.

Oh my god.

I guess Lexus is like the major sponsor of the U.S.

Open.

And they have official U.S.

Open vehicles.

And I think it's the vehicles that drive players to the stadium.

I'm not sure who's in the car, but I always see them.

And they stay at on 42nd Street.

You know, when you go down park and you go through that like weird thing, that hotel right there, I think it's a Hyatt.

All the cars are lined up up and it's just like oh i do know that hotel it's like christmas you know it's like the us open is here the lexuses have arrived but i'm just wanting to know like are there coaches in those cars or like actual players you're asking the wrong person because it seems like you're the expert on the cards it seems like maybe like

the ball boys would be in there i don't know like I just want to know who's in there.

The windows are too.

You should do some more research and find out.

Well, I wanted to talk about it just so like somebody who works for Lexus or let you know.

Just let me know.

Like I've always wondered when I was a kid, I always thought like the players were in there.

But I'm like, the players are probably not not going to drive around in a car that says the players in here, you know, like with this sponsored on the side.

Just a thought.

Okay.

I'll let you know what I find out.

Please do.

We're awaiting with bated breath.

Exciting for you

that you grow into the U.S.

Open.

Oh, yeah.

I'm excited.

Yeah.

It's going to be a good time.

Well, hopefully, if I go.

Nice.

There's like a lot of things going on in the city.

It's just like there's so much traffic.

You know what?

It's been two years since we had this time of year, but it's Fashion Week.

It's US Open next week I guess is Met Gala, which I guess they tied on to fashion week.

That's a new thing for us and then I don't even want to say these words, but it's starting to feel like the time of year of the UN General Assembly.

Okay, so that's funny that you said that my doorman told me that the president was in town, which is why like my street was so fucking congested.

I'm like, what is going on?

You guys, if the UN General Assembly is in session, like we won't be in studio.

No, when we were growing up, honestly, like I don't even know what the, I don't know why I was like an eighth grader who knew what the General Assembly was, but it just turns the city on its head.

Every street is closed.

Every street is blocked.

Like, it's impossible to get around.

It's like, no, but you're right.

That feeling in the air.

It is that type of thing.

The traffic is building.

Did they not have it last year?

Definitely not.

It was probably virtual.

Or we weren't leaving our houses, so we didn't notice.

Yeah.

But I'm really, I hadn't thought about it, but now I'm, I'm,

we need to find out their schedule so that we can plan accordingly because we can't do what we can.

Oh, my God.

It's impossible.

You can't just like live your life as normal when the UN is in town.

Oh,

no.

Yeah.

Oh, man.

I didn't even think of that.

I had literally, there's so many things I forgot about because it didn't happen last year, like Fashion Week.

Like,

I totally forgot that that was a thing.

Now it's back.

It feels like

bigger and louder than ever.

Yeah, it also feels like less cool than ever.

It feels more

like relatable, accessible.

Revolve-y.

Yeah.

You know, know, because that's what it is.

Like, Revolve came to Fashion Week.

As they should, as they should, and they brought all these, like, Revolve influencers and, like, everything else in the world, like, Revolve has taken over.

No, totally.

It's not Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week.

It's Revolve Fashion Week.

And honestly, like, that tracks.

That does track.

That's what people are wearing.

That's the industry.

Yeah.

So, I mean, I haven't really seen anything that's really taken out of your brain.

Taking your breath away.

Except I ordered a coat last night that I got a targeted ad for.

That was so stunning and beautiful.

And there's not that much I can get excited about right now in the way of fashion because, like, sweatpants are all that fits me right now.

But this coat, you guys, I think I'm going to have to wear it on the show just because it's like so,

so fabulous.

Are you buying clothes like for your pregnant body or for like your afterlife?

For my pregnancy.

Not afterlife, like after your pregnancy.

For my pregnancy.

Because what I'm not buying for next spring.

Right.

So.

That's why I'm not really buying anything special except for this coat because, you know, a coat you can cover a belly with.

Of course.

Is it Kylie's coat today?

We'll be talking about Kylie's coat.

Thank God.

We will be talking about Kylie's coat.

Okay, well, I really didn't do.

Oh, I finished the erotic novel.

Please share with the class.

And I conducted an experiment that I would like to share with the class.

Okay, so the erotic novel, which was called, I can't remember what it was called.

It happens one summer, and the wrong title for the book.

Yeah.

It's just, it's like a whatever title for like an iconic love story.

It should be called like the fisherman and the socialite.

Like, you know?

Or like

something.

Yeah.

Like they could have done more with like fish, fish net stocking, something.

Like, you know, something.

Yeah.

I couldn't even remember the title because it so doesn't even apply to the book.

I didn't know it was summer.

Literally.

When it happened.

And I thought it was, it happened one weekend.

And I'm like, which weekend?

No, I guess.

And the one where they went to Seattle?

Seattle.

Seattle.

Okay, like the book was so cute.

And like, honestly, even outside of the erotica, like, the storyline was adorable.

Like, you're just rooting for Brendan and Piper.

Yes, I know that those are currently the names of the two main characters fucking shit up on Bachelor in Paradise, but I'm talking about the two main characters, the protagonists in the book we're currently talking about, which is called It Happens One Summer.

So cute.

I loved the ending.

It was just like an easy, light read.

It didn't require too much of me.

And I gave it five stars because I really enjoyed myself.

And you know what I wanted to do afterwards, but I forgot?

You know, you could search words like in Kindle.

Like, I just wanted to see how many times they used the word.

Because towards the end, like, I was losing track.

At first, it was one, then two, and then three, and then I lost count after three.

Yeah.

I didn't think it was like that many times.

Or maybe it was just like after the first time where like it just shocks you.

Yeah.

Then you become desensitized.

That's very possible.

Well, I'm so glad you liked it.

And I have the same exact reaction.

Like, okay, this book is super.

raunch delicious, but it's a great book.

That's why I recommend it to you.

That's why I took this leap of faith.

And I did a poll on my story.

Not a poll, but a slidey scale of how if you've read this book, how spicy would you rank it?

And a lot of people said, and I saw in groups also, that like, it's not a 10 out of 10 on a spice scale for them, not for people who read spicy books, right?

Like 50 Shades and other spicy books.

Well, I then was like, you know what?

I loved it so much.

I'm like, let me read the sequel.

Right.

And I bought the sequel.

And I guess I bought the wrong book because I didn't recognize any of these characters' names.

And then I realized it was like just another one of her books called Fix Her Up, like about a remodeling.

And honestly, like, it's really silly.

Like, it's.

It's not it.

It's not it.

Like, you know where they lost me?

Like, I was trying to be optimistic.

Like, it was corny, but I honestly don't mind corniness in books.

And, you know, where they lost me was, like, this girl, Georgie, who's the main character, who's just like kind of like the little sister who no one will take seriously.

As a profession, she is a clown at like kids' parties, and she loves it so much.

She loves kids so much.

And honestly, I just thought it was such a weird kind of like character flaw that I just, I decided not to continue.

And yeah, that's a little strange.

You know, so random.

Someone's got to be the clown, but I know.

There are other jobs if you love kids so much, like counselor and teacher.

Counselor.

Yeah.

Professional counselor.

So it was just bizarre, but I spent the $10 on the book.

So I was like, let me give it a chance.

And honestly, I couldn't.

Okay.

I mean,

that's fine.

There is a sequel to the book.

I think it's called Hook, Line, and Sinker.

But it's about...

Which would have been a better name for the original.

It's about the sister who

didn't resonate with me.

She didn't resonate with me either because she she was just like annoying being like,

vinyl records are like my life.

You know, like being into vinyl records is not a personality trait.

I completely agree.

She literally, like all she said, and whenever she spoke is just like, vinyl records.

No, literally, she spoke in vinyl, but I was really interested in the storyline between her and Vox.

Like if all four of them ended up in Westport, like that would be so cute.

Yeah.

And she was such a good sister.

Like, I didn't despise her, but like, she's not a girl I would choose to hang out with.

Yeah, I agree with that or read read about.

That's why I didn't read the sequel.

Um, so yeah, Beverly Hills was on last night.

Yeah, it was, it was okay, it was good.

We have,

I've got a lot to unpack.

Me too.

In addition to the fast five stories, like breaking news as we sat our asses down here yesterday, like so fucking annoying.

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Oh, no, that's already what we said.

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I actually have it here.

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Hold on one sec.

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Like, actually, they're trying to ice us out of here.

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Should I leave it on?

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Yeah, okay.

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Black.

It's a two fur, which is so cool.

I've never seen this before.

Like, why don't we give these for toast?

I don't know.

Should I wear those for the rest of the show?

Yeah, but I think I like it better on the white.

Yeah.

I know.

The only problem is like my bronzer.

Did it just get on the white now?

Let's see.

No, I think you're good.

No.

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I'm going to leave this on.

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I'm sorry, what was that?

Without.

Now, without further ado, we can get into the fast-direct stories.

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I do because it's on my chest, Spritz Society.

Okay, first story dropped as we were speaking yesterday because Morgan Stewart.

Yeah, we did it.

And you read your ad.

Because Morgan Stewart announced on Daily Pop yesterday that she is pregnant again nearly seven months after giving birth.

This was so unexpected.

So unexpected.

I think based on her announcement and what she shared on Daily Pop, it was unexpected for her as well.

But Morgan Stewart, McGraw, and Jordan McGraw are pregnant with baby number two.

They welcomed their first child, Ro, in February of this year.

And now Morgan is expecting again.

She posted on her Instagram a picture of them bumping and she said, maybe this baby will look like me because Ro looks so much like Yeah, guess, I guess she does.

Yeah, that's that it's crazy how much babies look like their dad look like their dads, like always, yeah.

No, it's it's like actually rude, like no, I know, but then when I was watching Yellowstone, they shared, they were talking about that, and they said it's because, like, in the olden days, so you could, like, it was a paternity test, basically, like you couldn't, like, screw it, but it looks like the dad so much, yeah.

But it's like, we did all the work, no, this baby comes out looking like their dad who did nothing but like ejaculate nine months ago.

No, no, no, it's disgusting, it's wild, it's misogyny, mother nature is misogyny, It is, but there is something that's also like cool that it's like a natural DNA test.

Yeah, I guess.

Like there's no denying that Zach Shapiro is Michaela's dad.

No, no, no.

Oh my gosh, we talked about Michaela last night.

How like I literally

did something bad.

You did something bad.

I gave Michaela a chip, and I guess like it wasn't the biggest chip, and all of a sudden she started to choke.

And like, honestly, I saw my life flash before my eyes.

I feel like I reacted in good.

I screamed for Olivia and I slapped her back and the thing came flying out and then Michaela threw up with my hands.

It was so sad.

That's really sad, but there was like a little bit more to the story.

No, I don't think there's more at all, actually.

I think that's really where the story ends.

Okay, I just like for, I was there.

I was definitely mushkering Michaela, like being annoying.

She was like, I was like, I was musker like crazy.

But she was just like tired and like, okay, so the thing is, is that I wanted her, I took her onesie off so that she could like live free.

She's always in these clothes.

I'm like, Michaela, run free in your diaper.

Like you're a child.

Like, I always see childs, children running alone in diapers.

In commercials for diapers.

In commercials, I guess.

Whatever.

I just wanted her to be free.

She was at her auntie's house.

I wanted her to relax a little bit.

But I guess when she gets undressed, that's her signal that she's going to bed.

And it was like 7.30.

And she was like, started hysterically crying that she had to go to bed.

I'm like, girl, you're not even home.

Like, you're at your aunt's house.

Like, you're not going to be going to sleep anytime soon.

But she was just relentless.

Olivia was like, give her something to eat.

She loves to eat.

And I'm like, queen.

So I got a pita chip and Olivia's like, that one's too small.

So then I got another pita chip chip, and it was bigger, but I guess it wasn't like huge.

Cut to Michaela choking on it.

And I like felt so guilty.

Like after torturing her, like getting her out of her onesie, back in her onesie, like she choked, she threw up.

Like it was, it was my fault for sure, but it was also just like how things were meant to play out.

Okay, that's the full story.

And now you shared it.

Yeah, I don't really feel like I needed to share the whole story.

You're just like

coming for me.

No, but like, I think the mutchkering is essential to the story because she was like crying and like,

even she didn't throw up because I was mutchkering her.

She threw up because the chip was too small and Olivia said she didn't chew it.

She just ate the whole thing in one bite.

Okay.

Michaela's fine, you know, everyone's good.

I'm just saying, like, it was really traumatizing.

For you.

For sure.

It is traumatizing.

I remember the first time I saw, like, when she was beavering her food, and then she like...

And she goes red.

Oh, my God.

Traumatizing, truly.

I hope the Stuart McGraw's don't have to experience that.

Oh, right, back to them.

Look at us making making everything about Michaela.

I'm so happy for them.

Their kids are going to be so close in age, which is so cute.

Yeah.

And I just love this.

Like, yeah, bang them out, Morgan.

Just like bang, bang, bang.

Well, so she shared on Daily Pop.

She didn't share how far along she was because she had said that

she didn't even know she was going to be talking about it on, like, announcing it on the show until like that morning.

So she hadn't spoken with Jordan yet.

So she didn't like want to share too much about like when the babies do or whatever.

But I think she's pretty far along.

She showed us her belly and she said that like she didn't know know for so long because

she was like dealing with postpartum like thyroid issues and it just really snuck up on them.

And I think that their doctor had told them that like they weren't going to be getting pregnant at this time.

And so it wasn't even a concern.

Well, it's a miracle.

It's a miracle.

And I just love like everything about this girl.

Like every decision she makes, like I'm so here for.

I'm like, yes, have another baby.

Yes, leave Daily Pop.

Like whatever the fuck you want to do.

I'm like, I'm following Morgan Stewart like to the grave.

No, totally.

I'm like another baby in four months, done.

No, and you actually said after the show wrapped, like if you had asked yourself like a year ago, if you could be pregnant at the same time, any two celebrities.

Of course.

So now just to make it about me first.

As one second, like to be pregnant at the same time as Kylie and Morgan Stewart, it's like

a bounty.

The only thing that would make this like more like a hit the trifecta for you is if like Dariet came out and announced that she was pregnant.

No, literally.

Are you like over Dariette?

Well,

I'm not like where I was last year with her, but I still like love her, but she's just not like my favorite this season.

And that's okay.

Of course.

But still, yeah, no, if she was in the trifecta, like that would be so exciting.

But like, I, I'm so, I'm just feeling so grateful to be pregnant

for this opportunity.

Look at me and this opportunity

to be pregnant alongside these really iconic women.

And I just like, and so many other millions of other iconic women who are pregnant at this very moment.

Yes, of course, but there's always millions of pregnant iconic women.

But just these two are quite special to me and I'm feeling really special.

And also, that leads into our next story.

Jennifer Lawrence is pregnant as well.

She's expecting her first Bebe with husband Cook Maroney.

That's pretty much all the information that we have.

Her rep confirmed the happy Bebe news to people on Wednesday.

We don't know like who, what, when, where, how.

But just that they are expecting.

It's very sweet.

I love that like she lives like the most normal life.

You know, she's like a normal husband, normal baby, like normal, normal, normal.

And I don't know, I'm just like obsessed with Jennifer Lawrence.

Like, she's never given me one single iota of a reason, like, not to be obsessed.

Like, she's so stunning.

Her movies are so fucking good.

Like, name a bad Jennifer Lawrence movie.

I know you don't like Silver Lining's playbook, but.

Oh, I wasn't even going to say that.

I think, like, what people would say, like, it was objectively not good.

Was like that movie, Mother.

It was like a horror movie.

Ooh, yeah.

Okay.

That's a good one.

It was more of like a rhetorical question, but okay.

Just like, love Jennifer Lawrence.

Like, and you know what?

Like, not to flex, but like, I did go to a wedding that Jennifer Lawrence was at, and I feel like enough time has passed now that like I can talk about it.

And Homegirl is so stunning, and Homegirl, like, eats, which just really warmed the cuckles of my heart.

Like, she was eating, and I'm like, yes, Jennifer, eat.

Eat.

She's eating for two.

So cute.

Yeah, so cute.

And this is another one, like.

I feel special and like it definitely feels nice to be pregnant alongside of her, but I don't have the same relationship to her in my mind as I do to like Kylie and Morgan.

Of course not.

Well, I feel like it's hard to have that type of relationship with Jennifer Lawrence.

She is like a celebrity who chooses to live a very, very private life.

Yeah, but I'm sure she has stands somewhere who like could choose if they could be pregnant the same time as any celebrity, like they would choose her.

Honestly, like,

though, she is, she really does such a good job.

I'm sure she's like a really balanced life.

Like, yes, she's very recognizable, but I know she lives in New York, right?

So like, there's just an element of like, you become very grounded when you live in New York.

Like, nobody gives a shit.

Like, get out out of the way.

Give me that taxi.

Like no one cares.

And she also like doesn't have social media.

So she doesn't have like fan accounts.

Like, I don't know.

I feel like she's a real, but she's also like the most famous woman in the world.

It's actually really crazy.

She has such a, honestly, like to get that, that level of fame, but also probably, probably, I don't know any of this for sure, but like to probably have that level of balance and like normalcy in your life, like.

goals.

But don't you also feel like if, so she's like probably the number one actress of our generation, like a list forever.

Like if there's a serious movie, she's in it.

Yeah.

Don't you feel like if that person were like also like on social media being cornered,

they wouldn't be that person.

I don't know, but there's also a way to do it.

Like, you know, who I recently followed on TikTok?

And like, you would think, like, this person on TikTok, like, Jessica Chastain.

Okay.

It's so good.

Like, what is she posting?

She's just doing like, you know, things.

She's on set.

Like, she got into, I don't know what movie she's playing, but she has to do these.

awful prosthetics that like make her look heinous.

Like she has these huge jowls.

So she did like a time lapse of this whole journey.

And it's good.

I'm sorry.

Like it is good.

She's not being like, I think there's, you know, and I love her.

I'm sorry, but like, Jessica Alba on TikTok is the worst thing she ever did for her brand.

Like, learning dances, like, it's just, it's not it.

Like, for, like, I'm sorry, like, a grown woman, like, just, that's not what we're doing.

I understand.

I think someone who does a good job of being like so taken seriously and a queen of social media.

Who says it on three?

One, two, three.

Reese Witherspoon.

Oh, my God.

I didn't know if we were going to get it.

I didn't know if we were going to hit it.

I think I love her social content.

I think it's like very

respectable, but also

on point and like on message.

And

she's not embarrassing herself and she's also staying relevant.

There was like a joke on TikTok.

I'm trying to think of who it was.

There was a joke of like, whoever runs Reese Witherspoon's social media, like, can you go over to this person's house and help them out too?

Because it was like a celebrity.

It was so funny.

I can't remember.

That's funny.

But like, there are so many celebrities in desperate need of Rhys Witherspoon's team.

Yeah.

She kills it on every platform.

Like, truly.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She does.

Others, not so much.

Oh, it was Camilla Cabello.

Because hers is, but you know, Camilla Cabello is like a young person.

She should be doing better.

No, but also, it should be like more

just what is Camilla doing today?

Like, it doesn't have to be so curated.

You know, I think Jennifer Lawrence

might have a Facebook page.

I think she, like, might be on Instagram these days.

No, no.

I don't know.

But again, like, honestly, if she were on Instagram, I don't know if I would even follow her.

I mean, I just don't know if I would want to be attacked by her beauty like all the time.

Am I ready-face enough?

No, she's not.

Because I only really like following celebrities who, like, you can tell, run their own shit.

But I'm sorry, she does have fan accounts.

Jennifer Lawrence underscore Jennifer Lawrence.sexypics.

Let's take a look at that.

Ooh, sexy pics.

Yeah.

Oh, that's not nice.

Okay.

Oh, wait.

Jennifer Lynn Lawrence.

J Law.

Oh, there's a race car driver.

Wait.

There is a verified person named Jennifer Lynn Lawrence, but it's definitely not Jennifer Lawrence.

There's Jennifer Lawrence.act.

She has a bunch of fan accounts.

As she should.

She's the biggest model, not model, actress in the world.

And she really looks so similar to like the girl we met when she was, you know, starring, what was that, her first movie, Winter Bones?

Katniss.

No, Winter Bones.

Yeah, but I didn't see it.

Yeah, and then she was in that movie.

About those two people who fell in love, but like they needed a green card.

Does anyone know what I'm talking about?

And like she was the other woman, and she she was like in this loft in this oversized shirt.

I might just be making this up, but like I remember being in theater seeing it.

Let me know if you remember what I'm talking about.

I didn't see it.

A little more pregnancy news.

Pregnant Kylie Jenner unveils her baby bump in New York City.

She is stepping out and giving us pregnancy looks in her white coat.

She was impossible to miss with a long vinyl coat left open at the front to display her bed bed bump in a tight, clinging short dress.

She also wore a huge smile through the the outing with friends, but no sign of Travis.

I just feel like this is new territory for Kylie.

I feel like everything in Kylie's life, like been there, done that, richest girl in the world, has everything, but she's actually never stepped out and about as a pregnant person, and it must be fun for her to be having new experiences.

Yeah, and it's fun for us pregnant people to like see what Kylie, how she's styling the bump.

And like, that's the, that's the style.

Like, body con, I know you, like, hate it because we were talking about that the other day.

No, like, if I was going to wherever she's going, which is like an actual party, I would wear that.

You would wear like a tight dress and a jacket.

Yes, but but I'm not going to wear that on the toast every day.

Why not?

It's just like.

The toasters deserve to see bump.

They can see bump.

I'll wear like tighter clothes, but like, I'm not going to wear a dress.

I don't know.

I think you're going to be a little bit more.

It's weird.

It's winter, yeah.

No, and like we literally dress like slobs every day.

Like if you wear, if you wear a dress, that would be weird.

Yeah, like I'll start dressing nicer in my pregnancy than I did before.

I don't know about slobs every single day, like a few days.

No, for sure for me.

Slob every day.

Not every day.

And it's gotten worse and worse.

Yeah, because, but that's also just a sign of the times.

But I feel like sometimes you come in like looking so nice in one of your blouses.

Like maybe.

I just, I don't know.

I'm feeling like not motivated to even look like good.

I need to get an outfit for the U.S.

Open.

Like I have to wear like a white skirt, you know?

Yeah, you do.

Where the fuck does one buy like a tennis outfit?

I have to go to like Nike.

Yeah, you just need a skirt.

You can even like wear this Spritz Society sweatshirt with like a little collared shirt underneath, a little socks and stuff.

But then I have to like hit the town afterwards.

Oh.

So it's like I need a transitional outfit.

Yeah.

My life is so unbelievably difficult.

Like nobody knows what it's like to have my problems.

Well, speaking of fashion, I'm

excited that Kylie is out.

She's bumping.

She's given us everything that we need.

And also, we're seeing the bump like in real time.

What does that mean?

How far along is that person?

Are we on similar timelines?

It's not that big.

It looks like you after dinner.

Oh, no, I agree.

It's not that big.

No, not at all.

It looks bigger in the video.

Yes, but like in the video, we were seeing skin.

She was obviously like pushing her back out a little, like, you know.

Yeah, I feel like we could sync up.

Everyone is literally pregnant.

What a fun time for me.

Totally.

You know?

Because it felt like I missed that window of like when everybody was pregnant, you know, like literally every single day on the show, it was celebrity Bet Ben news to the point where we stopped talking about who was pregnant because it's just like not boring.

Yeah.

And I thought like, okay, I missed a time to be like in the popular pregnancy crew.

No, like you're never going to be a plastic.

And now I'm just in this like smaller, trendier crew, and I'm so excited.

Yeah, no, it's more

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Addison Ray signs a deal with Netflix after he's all that success.

She says it's beyond my wildest dreams.

Addison signed a multi-picture deal with Netflix, meaning the streaming giant is partnering with her to develop new films specifically for her to star in.

She will also executive produce the projects.

The partnership comes after the success of her acting debut in Netflix's rom-com remake, He's All That, which premiered less than two weeks ago.

She said, Getting the opportunity to work with Netflix was such a pinch-me moment, and now to be able to continue the relationship is beyond my wildest dreams.

I'm thrilled to be able to collaborate with this incredible team, and I'm excited to develop projects while continuing to strengthen my skills as an actress.

I'm sorry, like Miss Addison Wright is the queen of the world and we are all her loyal subjects.

Like here's the thing, get you a girl who could do both.

And I'm not talking about Addison Wright.

I'm talking about Netflix.

Netflix is so fucking smart.

Like maybe some other streaming services would want, you know, would be hesitant about working with someone who doesn't have a lot of experience.

But Netflix can get Addison Wright and they can get Leonardo DiCaprio for that movie that just came out.

Jennifer Lawrence, Leonardo DiCaprio.

Like they can do both.

And I love a versatile streaming streaming service.

Yeah.

No, I'm really glad that this means that obviously he's all that was so successful that we're not the only ones who think it was creme de la creme.

It was creme.

It was so creme.

So creme.

So beyond creme.

And I'm happy for Addison.

Sure, like, you know, the whole time they were like, if this goes well, we can talk.

Right.

And this went well and they talked.

And this is the outcome.

And it's also great for the consumers because Addison is a star and I need more Addison on my screen.

And Netflix is going to give it to me.

No, and she's literally just like a glamorous Hollywood movie star.

Like, it's so crazy.

And we were just talking about she's on Watch Rappin's Live tonight, which is crazy, which I will be watching for the first time in months.

I was under the impression that you had to be 21 to be on Watch Rappin's Live.

And maybe that's

only in studio because of the bar.

But you know what?

Now that I think about it, like, why couldn't you just be not 21 and not drink?

Yeah, no, I just, for as long as I remember, like, I just know that was the rule.

Maybe for the bartender.

Or maybe, that's true.

Because you would know bartender rules.

Yeah, but also maybe since it's virtual still, like Andy's there, but the guests aren't.

The guests are there.

But last night I watched Eileen Davidson.

She's in New York.

Last night I watched Eileen Davidson and Camille Meyer Grammar.

They probably couldn't get anyone better.

They were virtual, though.

Right, they probably couldn't get anyone better.

And so they just like called some people in.

But she's in New York.

With Jason Biggs, who lives in New York.

Everybody's in New York this week, so he would not have virtual guests.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Okay, good.

Good, good.

But well, I mean, I guess we'll see, but there's no voice.

She's in New York.

She was with the snitch.

Honestly, I'm going to see something really controversial.

I feel like Addison writes the next Jennifer Lawrence.

Like, I'm sorry.

Like, I think that.

I could see it.

It's happening.

She's showing us.

Oh, and you know how yesterday when we were recapping the D'Amelio show, we were wondering, like, if Addison kind of dealt with these same

things?

So I think

part of the reason, and this is, again, just conjecture, part of the reason why Addison, like, might be having less of a hard time is I feel like everything the D'Amelios do, like, their reality show, like, it's all very about them in real life, if that makes sense.

Whereas like Addison is now doing projects like music and acting that are like,

it's not like a, it's not something that follows her every day, if that makes sense.

Like she's just like doing projects and then like can leave it at the door.

Whereas like they have a camera crew in their home.

So this, I think I understand what you're saying.

They have some, like a lot of what the D'Amilios are choosing to do, like the Hulu show, like they have a podcast, Two Chicks and the Parents have a podcast.

It's like, if you don't show up, you're not working.

Right.

Whereas the goal, but they, then they have social tourists.

And you need to do it consistently.

And And then social tourists, which is something it can leave at the door.

And it's like they don't have to be on every single day.

Addison also is doing things that, like item beauty, it's not something that she has to do every single day.

It's like a product line.

And I think the D'Amillionos are doing some of that, but they should do more of it so that they can take themselves out of the equation more because the equation is hurting them.

Right.

And like when the equation is like you have to post a million times a day, talk on your podcast once a week, film this reality show, and it's also hell-bench on you and like your social battery.

I think that that can be really taxing.

Whereas like Addison is like, she filmed for a few months and then she stops.

Like it's exactly projects you could leave at the door.

Yeah.

So that was just like a thought.

A great thought.

Thank you.

A great thought.

And now this really cements Addison as a triple threat.

She's a singer.

She's a dancer and she's an actress.

And I would love to see her in a musical.

Maybe Annie Live.

Maybe Annie Live.

Maybe Annie the sequel, Annie all grown up and moves to Hollywood.

Yeah.

No, I mean like she could have been Grace.

Yeah, Yeah.

She's like so young but also like not that young in the digital space yeah right like I think I don't know if she could play Grace because she's no there's no like there's no role for Addison in Annie Live I guess there's no YA role like well maybe for the next live whatever they do next yeah I could see her as like a honestly Sandra D.

Been there, done that though.

Yeah yeah yeah.

What other musicals could be like good for

they did hairspray, right?

Yeah, it's my favorite musical.

She's such a Penny Pingleton.

Like, truly.

Such a Penny Pingleton.

But she could also be Namber von Tussel.

Uh-oh.

Because she just could do it all.

She's so versatile.

She's a little bit of a bunch of people.

One woman shows starting Amison Ray.

She does Tracy.

She's Link.

She's all of it.

Yeah.

Well, I'm really excited for the content.

Truly.

Truly.

He's all that was so fucking good.

If you haven't watched it yet, go and watch it.

And don't listen to people on the internet who just like hate Addison.

Like, it was good.

It was good stuff.

It was good.

Mad good.

Mad good.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

And this one's going to require a song because

it's a music news story.

Because it's the final story.

We need to find out what the next verse is.

I'm ready to take this thing further.

Okay, wait.

What's the regular verse?

It's the final countdown.

We have to listen to it.

Yeah, I don't think it's going to be a sound.

And they just keep going on.

Yeah, like endlessly.

This is the song that never ends.

It just goes on and on, my friend.

Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends.

It just goes on and on, my friend.

I'm sorry, someone has to stop you.

Somebody

doesn't end.

And so someone's got to end it.

Fine.

It's going to be me.

Fine.

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Is the fine.

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Sorry.

CMA awards are here.

Nominees.

2021 CMA Award nominees.

Eric Church, Chris Stapleton, and Gabby Barrett are leading the nomination.

Okay, just go quickly to Entertainer of the Year.

Entertainers.

I'm going to take you through all the nominees, and then we'll vote.

And then our vote will mean nothing.

Absolutely nothing.

Nominees, Entertainer of the Year.

Eric Church, Luke Combs, Miranda Lambert, Chris Stapleton, Carrie Underwood.

Okay, obviously, like my heart is with Luke Combs, but when I think of actually like who entertained me the most this year,

I don't think Luke Combs' album came, it came out more than a year ago.

Who released me?

What did we do this year?

I don't know.

It's a weird year because we're like on year two of Q.

So this is like this isn't even

September.

This isn't six feet Apart.

Like, right.

I don't know.

Like, I actually felt like Luke really deserved it last year because of Six Feet Apart, and he had released an album.

Yeah.

Honestly, I don't know what any honestly, Miranda Lambert probably did release an album, and she has like a line of tequila, a line of clothes, and she opened that bar in Nashville.

You know, Miranda Lambert, and you know, I stand.

Actually, Miranda Lambert's album did come out this year because she had that song that we loved.

How does it go?

Bluebird.

Yeah, how does it go?

I don't know.

Okay, moving on.

Single of the Year.

Famous Friends by Chris Young and Kane Brown.

Just came out.

Like, how can that be Single of the Year?

The Good Ones by Gabby Barrett, beautiful song.

Hell of a View, Eric Church, also a beautiful song.

One Night Standards, Ashley McBride, great song.

I am obsessed with.

I feel like I'm sorry.

And Starting Over by Chris Sableton.

All really good songs, but like, I don't know, nothing about, not one of these songs really, like, sticks out to me.

Actually, The Good Ones does.

Yes, but like, to me, because that's like the most my genre of all of these songs.

No, but like, as someone who, as people who operate like in pop culture, that song is enormous.

It blew up on TikTok.

Like, okay, but like, what was the country bop of the year?

I wouldn't say the good ones, but I also wouldn't say any of these, but I also don't know what I would say.

I mean, like, for me, like, it was Ashley McBride.

Like, I just feel like...

I haven't spoken about Ashley McBride in a really long time, and that's like really upsetting because I stand at the altar of Ashley McBride, and I think she deserves to win.

Okay.

Even though that song, like, was not the song of the year, the good good ones was.

Even though I don't even like that song.

No, it's beautiful.

No.

Also, starting over is so fucking good by Chris.

A Hell of a View is really good.

It's a Hell of a View.

You know what song I just heard on the radio that I love?

And I can tell it's really popular because it's in commercials now.

I'm noticing.

Freedom is a Highway.

Have you heard that song?

Sing it?

Freedom is a Highway.

You need to listen to it.

Who sings it?

It's two people.

I think it's Jimmy Allen and

Pratt Paisley.

Yeah, I listened to it.

Now I need to find out to see if my memory is worth anything.

I only saw it like through the box on the radio, you know.

Oh, yeah.

And they're giving us nothing on the radio.

Jimmy Allen and Brad Paisley.

Good for you.

Okay, that's really nice.

Okay, so I don't really feel like there's a clear winner here.

Agreed.

Album of the Year.

Okay.

29 by Carly Parse.

Dangerous, the double album by Morgan Wallen.

Heart by Eric Church.

Skeletons by Brother Osborne.

Starting over Chris Stapleton.

If we're just talking about album, it's tough because you know, I know he's in a bad place, but I have to say that the Morgan Wallum album that he dropped like right before he got canceled

was the best country album in literally like 10 years.

Like, it's a beautiful piece of work.

And I don't know if they're going to give it to him because he's so kind of radioactive.

And I don't know if like country music wants to be associated with it.

The fact that he was nominated, I think, is a big deal.

But I'm sorry, like, that was the album of the year.

And then also, just in terms of sales, like, it was the most successful out of all of the Baroque Records, Country Without Borders, remember that cover?

So I don't know where we go from here because Dangerous really was the album of the year.

Yeah, but he's been like doing stuff and coming back and he's been

rehabilitating himself.

Yeah.

So, and this is just the nomination for album of the year.

They didn't nominate him for entertainer of the year, right, right, right, which has to do with more than just music.

Yeah, that's true.

No, I'm saying if we're just talking about this, like musically.

Musically, from a total third-party perspective, with no additional info in the matter, it was the album of the year.

Yeah.

Song of the year.

Forever After All, Luke Homes.

Oh, that was the song of the year.

Sorry.

The Good Ones, Gabby Barrett, Hell of a View, Eric Church, One Night Standards, Ashley McBride, starting over, Chris Stapleton.

I'm loving the Ashley McBride respect, but I'm sorry, this particular award does go to Luke Hombs Forever After All.

That was the song of the year.

Yeah.

I agree.

Give them all to him.

Give them all.

Female Vocalist of the Year.

It was fun.

Gabby Barrett.

I think she'll win because, like, she's so highly nominated.

No, she's like like weirdly like killing it.

Like it's so random.

Miranda Lambert, Ashley McBride, Marin Morris, Carly Parse.

I think it's going to be Gabby Barrett.

You can't be nominated.

Like she's nominated for so much.

No, it's true.

Like she did that.

Yeah.

Male vocalist of the year.

Dark Spentley, Eric Church, Luke Homes, Thomas Rhett, Chris Stapleton.

I mean, there's only one man for me.

No, it's honestly Luke Hombs.

When we have to think about it, like from a

like a more realistic perspective, like Luke Homes has not released, I think he released like the bonus songs of his album this year, but he didn't really release anything else.

So I don't know how you can win that award.

Like, I do think it'll probably go to Chris Stapleton.

Is my hair okay?

Do I have hat hair?

You did, but now it's better.

Okay, thanks.

That's just my one more juj.

Okay, I guess we'll see what the Academy has to say.

The Academy.

Vocal Group of the Year, Lady A, Little Big Town Midland, Old Dominion, Zach Brown Band.

Wait, you're going so fast.

I went so fast because, like, these are always the nominees.

There's only five vocal groups in country music.

And they never include Rascal Flats.

And they never include Rascal Flats, and it's disgusting ages.

Even though ACM Honors held an event at the Opry, did you see this?

No.

In honor of Rascal Flats, where all these singers came out.

Raylin sang Life is a Highway.

Was it televised?

I saw it on TikTok.

I don't know where you can watch it, but it was like a beautiful night honoring Rascal Flats.

Why wasn't I invited?

No, totally.

That's fucking sick.

Sick.

Vocal Duo of the Year, Claudia and Jackie Ashrade.

Vocal Duo of of the year, Brooks and Dunn, Brothers Osborne, Dan and Shea, Florida Georgia Line, Maddie and Tay.

It's Brothers Osborne.

Yeah, it's Brothers Osbourne.

Florida, Georgia Line is like not even together anymore.

Like, why aren't they?

I mean, Dan and Shay are always doing great stuff, but they can any year.

And I do Brothers Osborne had a huge year.

Brothers Osborne had a huge year.

And honestly, like, it pains me to say this because I hate to be one of those people.

But like, the music that Dan and Shea makes, it's so good, but it is not country.

Like, I'm sorry, I hate that makes me sound like such like a, like an annoying, like, you know, it's not even your country, but it's not.

like it's really pop, yeah.

Like,

I'm so glad you exist.

Like, that is like a Charlie Pooth song, like, it's not country, yeah.

Honestly, the more pop their songs are, like, the ones that are super poppy, I don't like those ones.

Same, and I think that their first album, the one that has um

19, you and me, yeah, yeah, no, hold on, just give me a second, nothing like you.

I love Summer of 19, you and me,

but they're

this album, but the one before it.

I don't know how many they have, but

is so good.

Like, they, yeah.

C.

Discography.

The album Dan and Shea, 2018.

It's gorgeous.

Like, it's so fucking good.

But the next one is, too.

I think it's called like Obsessed.

That was the one before that, 2016.

Obsessed.

Yeah, they're both really good.

But like when they were, they were huge, and then they released Dan and Shea, the album.

One more.

There's, yeah, Obsessed is probably my favorite album.

They're just just like not doing what they used to do for me.

They're just doing it for someone else, no offense.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's not for you.

Okay, last one I'm going to do is the musical event of the year, which is exciting.

Buy Dirt by Jordan Davis and Luke Bryan.

Chasing After You, Ryan Hurd and Marin Morris.

Drunk and I Don't Want to Go Home, L.

King and Miranda Lambert.

Famous Friends, Chris Young with Kane Brown.

Half of My Hometown, Kelsey Ballarini with Kenny Chesney.

I'm going to go Drunk and I Don't Want to Go Home because that was a musical event for me.

Yeah, me too.

But the Kelsey Ballarini Kenny Chaste song is delightful.

Delightful.

And one more category, sorry.

New Artist of the Year.

Jimmy Allen, Ingrid Andres.

I feel like she's been nominated for the last two years.

Gabby Barrett.

What?

What?

She wasn't nominated last year.

This is a joke.

No, I hate when like award shows make no fucking sense.

Like Record of the Year and Song of the Year.

No, no, no, no, no.

This doesn't make sense.

Gabby Barrett is nominated.

She's been around since American Idol.

And I feel like last year she was even nominated for female vocalist of the year.

So how could could you be in that category?

And then the next year be a new artist?

I'm in shock.

Mickey Guyton and Hardy.

Oh, based on who's.

Both really good.

Mickey Guyton and Hardy are both amazing.

That song, One Beer with Hardy and Lauren Lane, is like one of my favorite country songs.

Based on who's actually a new artist in this category, I'm voting for Jimmy Allen.

Or Mickey Guyton is really a new artist.

Yeah.

Hardy's like kind of two.

I'm unfamiliar.

Not unfamiliar.

I heard of him, but

he's not on my playlist.

Yeah.

Okay, well, those were the Country Music Award nominations, and I feel as though you needed to know them.

I do.

I now feel like a breast, but it also just highlighted for me how not abreast I am.

Like, I just keep listening to the same old music, and like, some of those songs, like, I don't know.

No, I know.

Before the award shows, I'm going to have to do some recon.

Usually they make a playlist.

That's nice.

So that's nice.

I'll check that out.

But no, I need to do a little bit.

What are the CMA awards?

They're going to be in like November.

Are we going?

We haven't discussed it.

We'll have to do it in our staff.

Strategy meeting.

Wait, we have to go.

I know, but like, some of us are pregnant.

No, I know.

Like, what the fuck?

We'll discuss it.

Okay.

Well, I guess I could be bumping on the carpet.

That would be so cute, actually.

It would be cute, but you know, it would just be cute.

And then maybe people would, like, come and interview with us because they feel bad.

Like, there's a pregnant woman in heels.

Like, she came all this way.

Let's fucking give her, you know.

The time of day.

The time of day.

Yeah.

We could use it as like a pity ploy.

Okay.

Just a thought.

Okay, sure.

Sure, if that works for you.

It does.

Okay, well, today's

like so sad.

So sad.

Like, the only way we'll get like a good spot on the carpet is like if Jackie comes like bumping.

If there's a pregnant woman in heels, totally, doctor.

Sir, could you spare a minute for my pregnant friend?

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Okay, part two of the dinner party ended

quickly into the episode.

It did, but it was actually really shocking.

And

where do you land?

Like, whose side are you on?

I'm on Sutton's side.

Me too.

And I also,

it's just like the way that Erica spoke to Sutton was so disgusting.

Right.

It's not even about the conversation.

And Sutton didn't even say anything like other than just like a whisper of doubt.

Doubt, which the whole world has.

Of course.

And the fact that all the women let Erica sit there, just like petting that kid, you know, petting that dog after, like and get away with it while Sutton's like has to leave so she doesn't get sued it's like why didn't one person stand up and say

you leave Erica yeah no you don't talk to us like that was sociopathic behavior with the dog at the end like how she was just so evil and then like

At some, you know what?

It's just like not a good look for Erica because at some point, like we're all human.

And if like, even if you're fighting with someone and they're like breaking down and you're berating them, like you let off, like you let go a little bit.

Like you stop going so fucking hard.

And then it's like, Erica's been painted in the media as this evil woman who stole money from people and then she's acting like an evil like dr.

Evil petting her petting her dog and like you know verbally assaulting people like she's really not helping her case at all no and I mean the winner of the episode PK

speaking facts facts and it looks he spoke facts last week about the dresses sorry he spoke facts this week about Erica and it looks like he's speaking facts next week with Mauricio and I'm really excited for that conversation not to be like but next week looks good because it's gonna put Kyle in a weird spot because she's just kind of blindly defending Erica.

And I just don't understand what these women are doing.

And I think the person who bothered me most in this episode, weirdly, was Crystal.

Oh, my God.

Talk about spineless.

Just like just because she thinks Sutton's awkward and like now she's excited that she's just going to be like the enemy of my enemy is my friend like even though the enemy of your enemy is maybe potentially a criminal.

No, honestly, I every morsel of respect I had for Crystal was washed away the moment Sutton left the dinner party and she was like crawling so fucking far up Erica's ass.

It was pathetic.

I'm like, you're a grown woman, you have children, and you're acting like you're in high school.

Like it was so lame.

Yeah, I'm good on Crystal now.

Like she really contributes nothing to the show.

And now she's falling on the wrong side of the pack, especially when like Garcelle and Sutton are the outsiders, as Garcelle said.

Like, Crystal, you're an outsider.

You can, you know, crawl all you want, but like, no, but like.

No, it was loser-like behavior.

I was shocked at, like,

have some respect for yourself.

Like, you're just, it's so blatant what you're doing.

I don't even get her M.O.

because, like, she.

She just hates Sutton.

Yeah.

And what happened between them is so not serious.

Oh, my God.

Like, who fucking cares?

She just hates Sutton and she's just going to immediately jump on the ship of the person who's arguing with Sutton at whatever moment, which is just like so losery.

Beyond, especially because like what you were fighting about, it's not even like it was real tings.

And compared to what these two are fighting about, Erica and Sutton, like, this is moronic.

And you know what?

Erica keeps like when now that Sutton spoke up about her doubts, like Erica just like is looking at her like she was never a friend.

But it's like, you think back to that scene like in the sauna when like, or like all those things that Sutton did for her when she first found out that Erica was going through a divorce.

And like, I think Sutton is as good of a friend as they come.

So like, I agree.

But she's not allowed to ask questions.

What like what are they doing?

And like Erica being like, do you want to get sued?

How dumb is Erica, first of all?

Because this whole time, you've been treating Sutton like she's so irrational for thinking she she could be implicated in this in any way just for being friends with Erica.

But then you're literally threatening a lawsuit.

So it's like you're literally giving light to Sutton's worst fears and the concerns that she brought up with you.

And also, Erica, like, who the hell are you going to sue?

Like, you have no money.

No, but what's even crazier is Erica was insinuating that Tom would sue Sutton because of Sutton saying like she doesn't believe this like mental

decline situation.

So it's like

So she should be worried.

No, no, no.

It's like Erica, are you in Tom's corner?

Right.

No, the fact that Erica is just kind of expecting everyone to sit around, not ask questions and believe every word that comes out of her mouth when she's now admitted that for the last few years she's been lying about like so much about her life, it's so unreasonable of her to ask that of people.

And I don't even feel like Doreen and Sutton have like gone hard at her or really asked her the tough questions that they should.

Like I need someone to pin Erica down.

It was like, where did that $20 million from EJ Global come from?

Like, where did you think it was coming?

Like.

There are so many things they could be asking, so many things they could be grilling her about, and they're not.

They're just like poking holes in her very clearly, like like shitty stories, and that's sending her off of the edge.

Like, it's so unreasonable.

Who would want to be friends with someone like that?

I think that Darit

was good at the at the dinner party.

She was, you know, calling, like, defending Sutton as like more than any of the other fantastic four or anything.

Obviously, Garcelle has Sutton's back, but it was nice to see Darit sort of calling our guy and being like, don't say stuff like that.

Kyle was a disappointment completely.

Throwing Sutton under the bus and then not understanding why Sutton's mad.

Throwing Sutton under the bus and then saying she's doing it to help Sutton.

Gaslighting at its finest.

She was such a bad friend to Sutton, and I'm so glad Sutton stood up for herself at that auction place, which is just like such a weird subculture of like rich people auctioning off.

Oh, and then like, whatever.

Then like she couldn't even understand what Sutton was saying.

Like Kyle knew exactly what she was doing.

And she was gaslighting Sutton even more at that auction place.

Yeah, like Sutton, I don't think she's been tooth-faced at all.

Yes, she speaks a little more strongly behind Erica's back than to her friend.

Erica's scary.

Everybody does that.

Okay, and it's not like she's saying two different things.

And then at the dinner, she and Sutton is someone who is extremely well-mannered, like in terms of actual matters.

And so she went up to Erica and asked if she wanted to have a conversation.

Erica said no.

And Sutton's not going to have a whole conversation at the dinner table at this beautiful dinner because she has manners.

So her taking Erica's no, I don't want to talk to you and just accepting that and maybe they'll talk another time isn't Sutton being two-faced.

No, not at all.

Like, I was so disappointed disappointed in Kyle.

I mean, she really thought, and the way they say it on the show, they're like, well, if you talk about it privately, you have to bring it up to the group.

Otherwise, you know, it's going to be out there.

And it's like, it means like if you say it on the show, you have to say it on the show.

And it's like, we're watching the show, and that's not how we feel.

No, not at all.

And this is like a much smaller thing, but at Garcelle's party, I feel like if I was Dariet, like, I would have left crying.

Me too.

Do you feel like everyone was just like,

jabbing her like nonstop about the timing.

And first of all, she got something done to her face cuz she looked so different Did you notice how she looked?

Oh, no, she looked different, but like

I think that she might have just like recently got like lip injections or something cuz she just looks like like they hadn't settled yet Okay, but whatever like every like first betting on who was gonna be last and then like joking about how much she talks It was just like they would non-stop like like joking at Darit's expense and everyone's like hysterically laughing I would have started crying.

No, me too the thing betting on her being late like I didn't find that offensive because like she's the late one like they had a whole fight about it like it was just the first of like a million things that happened that night like she's obviously feeling like sensitive towards whatever Garcelle says to her But when she was at the table and she started talking about like her parents

and what that's how it's and then she got into like the first night her and Piquet met and like I was really I thought it was a really sweet moment and then she's like you guys don't want to hear this and I thought the ladies like they were so mean about it like yeah when first I didn't think it was a sweet moment but I was just like I did I just like couldn't have cared less it was like a little cringy but the women like I don't know I just feel like they like she felt awkward and they could have like done something to like make her feel more comfortable these are supposed to be her friends and they just were like, well, don't talk until dessert.

Like, shut up.

No, and also, like, none of the other women are speaking to each other.

Like, does anyone have anything in telling me that?

Someone's got to fill the conversation.

Totally.

It bothered me so much just the way that she was.

She was self-aware enough to be like, you guys don't want to hear this, do you?

And the response is like, no, we do.

Even if you don't, like, at least she asks.

Of course.

No, and you're just like, we're at a dinner party.

Let's be like, no, we would love to hear your boring story.

Like, that's what you do.

Yeah, but it didn't seem to me like as boring as some of the other things she it seemed pretty boring to me.

Like she was just being like

like a boring old lady like you know what i mean like that's what they are like when i was dating pk i don't know i thought it was cute um the dinner party like had weird vibes yeah i just like cannot stand liserena like she's so far up everyone's ass but like for the wrong reasons no and like what was her pretending like she wasn't at kathy hilton's dinner

Oh, literally like fake dementia, like amnesia.

She was drunk and we said that last week and she said it.

But to act like this is the first time you're hearing it.

Like she needed needed a reminder-like, you have no idea that Erica said that's not a threat, that's a promise.

That was phony as fuck.

She had two drinks, no, literally.

What the fuck?

Like, that was so weird.

It's like pretend amnesia from like three seasons ago.

Yes, that was really weird.

I feel like she just like she doesn't want to have to explain herself for being blindly loyal to Erica because it's such a questionable decision.

Yeah, so if she just gets drunk, she doesn't have to explain herself and she doesn't have to get involved.

It's actually like a good plan, it's pretty good.

And then the next day, she doesn't have to have an opinion on what happened.

She's hearing about it for the first time.

And she just gets to tell everyone, like, oh my God, how crazy was i throwing my legs in the air like yeah oh but i thought the conversation about erica's instagram like with pk but then also kyle was talking about it i thought that was really interesting because it's true like

the victims who have watched you like fly on your planes and drive in your bentleys for years who have wondered where their money are monies are now they're watching you like show your vagina on instagram like it's not the time erica no but it's it's the victims but it's also like the public like you are also on trial in the court of public opinion and like just like us, like, with every word that comes out of her mouth, like, I am weighing what to believe and what I think happened.

And, like, the jury is out for me about like where I stand.

On so, every bit of what Erica puts out there is like evidence.

Being judged, yeah.

And that's what you decide to put out there.

No, it's really bizarre.

It's like, she doesn't give a fuck if people believe her because the way she's acting on this show, like an animal, and her social media posts before the show aired, and even currently, like, nothing is adding up.

Like, does she want to be well-liked?

I don't know.

I don't know either.

I think she thinks that if she's like

Erica Jane about it.

Yeah.

And I think some, who was saying this?

I think it was PK.

He was talking about like Erica Jane and Erica Girardi.

And I think Erica Girardi is fucked.

Yeah.

That's Tom's wife.

Yeah.

So she's leaning in heavily to Erica Jane.

It's a good call.

And so like, she's like, I don't know her.

Yeah.

This is me.

Yeah.

That's a good call.

You know, but it's like, okay, you're still the same fucking person.

You're like, how dumb do you think we are?

Like, we know you're literally the same person.

This isn't Hannah Montana.

Literally.

It was just a very bizarre episode, but

still so good.

Yeah, no, really good.

Oh, but you know what?

I love it.

It's really frustrating when things are happening on the show and it seems like all the cast members really think they know how it's going to play out and they're all acting accordingly.

And like everybody else watching it is screaming that you are all wrong.

Yeah.

You know, like they probably think that Sutton will never get another season embarrassing herself.

No, but the audience stands with Sutton and Garcelle.

Stands with them.

But you know what I thought was a really fucking fabulous moment that I loved Garcell for at the end of the episode, where basically

Kyle's explaining, like, kind of taking up defense for Erica.

Like, you know, I think Erica's mad because instead of Sutton, like, going around and talking to everyone, she should have just come to Erica.

And Garcelle's like, but you literally did that to me last year.

Like, you literally told everyone that I didn't cash my check, and I had no fucking idea.

Like, you should have just told me.

Yeah.

And then she's like, well, I'm not the bookkeeper.

I don't collect the money.

And it's like, that's not the point.

And she's like, I thought we were past that.

Not the point.

Like, you say one thing and you do the other.

Like, you're actually hella hypocritical.

Yeah.

And it's like, we can be past something.

Like, I don't hold it against you.

But it can still be used as a film.

I can still reference it.

It still happens.

Yeah, totally.

Well, they just filmed the reunion.

I hope there is accountability.

But you know what?

After the, you know, Monique Samuels of it all, I have no faith in Andy to do what's right.

And after like all the shit, well, not that much, but the few times Andy has spoken about it on Radio Andy and like I've heard it transcribed, he's very much giving Erica like the innocent treatment.

And like he's not gonna be going hard.

Well, I mean I you are innocent until proven guilty and especially with Erica.

It's so unclear like what she knew, whatever.

But there are legitimate questions to be asked.

Will he be asking them?

They're such fair, especially now that the reunion was what filmed this month, we know so much, the housewife and the hustler, the 20 million dollars.

We know so much.

Like, and if we're not even going to press on that, like, then there's no point in watching.

No.

I just don't know where we go from here.

I don't know either because I don't think Erica's going to be fired if she's not convicted.

Convicted.

I don't know how Sutton will stay on the show, but like she doesn't deserve to lose her job because she tried to do the right thing.

Do the right thing.

No, I completely agree.

I don't think Sutton's going to be fired.

But how her and Erica can't, like, they can't actually have dinners like that.

Erica's never going to forgive Sutton, never going to speak to her again.

Do you think she's going to forgive Dari?

Like they're so close.

I think that they're friends still.

And Doreet, like, didn't go as hard as Sutton, even though Sutton didn't even go hard.

Sutton was being so so lame.

Like, the fact that everyone's like, oh, I can't believe Sutton said that.

I'm like, what did she say?

She was like a scared cat.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I don't know.

I don't know either.

But

Sutton and Erica I don't think can stay on the show because they won't speak to each other.

And just like at Garcelle's dinner, like that, that doesn't work in a group of seven women.

And when Erica's just so obnoxious, like, I'm reading the New York Times.

It's more interesting.

Oh, really?

Is there an article about you stealing money from people in there?

Right, right.

Is there an expose, or is that the LA Times only?

Right.

Like, she's so cavalier and like condescending for someone who has very questionable ethics right now.

Yeah.

Like, she should be acting a little bit more humble, in my opinion.

Yeah.

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I would agree with you.

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