S4 Ep156: The Dinner Party From Heaven: Thursday, September 2nd, 2021

Good morning, Millennials.

Welcome back to the Morning Toast.

Happy Thursday after Hurricane Ida over here in New York.

Mm-hmm.

Hope everyone is okay.

Yeah, lots of flooding, some crazy videos, crazy times.

Hope everyone is doing okay.

May I ask you a question?

Mm-hmm.

Is this a piece of information that everyone knew was happening?

Well, not I didn't know.

I only progressively knew from like storm warnings and then starting to see some stuff on social media.

But like you got the flash flood alert.

Yes, but the storm had already started.

Like, I'm spending, you know, living my life.

No, but like, I was outside last night because we recorded Redheads late last night.

Right.

We went home at like 8:30 and it was raining sideways.

I didn't know that was hurricane Ida.

Me neither.

I get dressed to go meet Brian for dinner.

You know, of course, I live in a bunker.

I have no windows.

I'm like, oh, I bet it's hot outside.

I should wear shorts.

I get all dressed up and I walk out.

It's torrential.

And I'm like, holy shit.

And I go downtown.

And as I'm driving on the FDR, like, I'm scared.

I'm like, this is crazy.

Yeah.

I had no idea.

And then I literally got stuck downtown till 2 a.m.

I could not get a car.

It was crazy lightning.

I was like in a building with windows.

So refreshing.

Literally crazy ass lightning.

Everyone's phones in the restaurant were going off at the same time with like the flash flood warning.

And I was like, why the fuck did I leave my house?

Nobody told me.

Like I didn't know.

I didn't know either.

I mean, you know who I blame?

Blame it on the weather sniff.

That is such a fucking good song.

Blame it on the weatherman.

Yeah, because like she gives us the weather every day.

She did tell us it was going to rain all day, but she didn't tell us that we were in Ida's path.

No, she did.

Maybe she gets her information also, like from some bad sources.

And I just think we should always be blaming it on the weatherman because the weatherman never knows what the fuck he's talking about.

Ever.

Ever.

But, you know, Brian, when we were together, he lives on the Delaware.

Literally, his entire property is underwater.

Like, it's fucking crazy.

Oh, my God.

Said his pickup truck is gone.

Like, he doesn't know where it is.

Oh, my God.

Crazy.

So, like, it's worse for other people.

Yeah.

It's, but it was worse outside of the city in the boroughs, too.

But I just have to say, the weather we're having today is so glorious.

It's one of the days where you're like, I could never leave New York in the fall.

You know, it's gorgeous outside.

66, slight breeze.

Yeah, it really is nice.

And we're just cruising into fall.

And you guys, we deserve it after the summer that we put up with.

No, I cannot wait.

I'm telling you.

I mean, I'm sure this won't actually come true, but like, my fucking fall style is going to be sickening.

Like, we'll see if that actually happens.

Sweatshirts.

Yeah, like,

I'm done wearing this shit.

Like, I need.

That looks like fall style.

This was my foray into fall.

I'm falling into fall, but this is like old, you know, stuff.

I need new stuff.

Okay.

New sweatshirts, new leggings.

Not leggings, bitch.

Like, I want to wear culottes.

Like, I'm going to be a fashionista.

I want to wear like

trousers.

Do it.

I would love to see you in a pair of trousers.

You know what?

I do think it's time.

And I know, like, people have said this to me specifically in the past, like as an in the as an insult.

I do think I need a stylist.

Like, how do people consistently have new clothes?

I've been wearing the same shit since like literal high school.

Yeah.

Like, okay, do it.

I need a rotating rotating wardrobe.

I'm an on-air camera person.

Get a stylist.

Reach out, you guys, but only if you shop at like ASOS.

I can't be spending lots of money on clothes.

Yeah.

No, I'm sure you could find someone.

Yeah.

That's fun.

I want like um I actually feel like that's a really good business to start.

I feel like it actually exists.

It's whatever, but like someone who shops online for you.

I find it exhausting.

My eyes hurt after a while.

So hard to be you.

So incredibly difficult.

You have no fucking idea.

And I just want to say I'm really proud of myself because when I figured, it was like 10.30, I realized I was not going to get home for a while last night.

I was so far from home, literally edge of the city.

And I was like, all right, I guess we're just going to have to get fucked up.

And I, and I did just that.

Not only did I get home at 2 o'clock.

Take my makeup off, managed to remember to take Advil, drank a bottle of water, woke up, not hungover, walked real house sides at Beverly Hills, and got here on time.

I'm proud of myself.

I'm proud of you too.

And I'm glad for it because we've got a lot to do today and hungover Claudia just wouldn't be up to the task.

And honestly, like, I think this is what we call like growing up.

I'm kind of over hung over Claudia.

She's like kind of disgusting.

You're laughing because you agree?

No, I would never have used that word.

That's not how I perceive her.

Maybe not disgusting, but like she's fucking useless.

Okay.

And then it's just like,

I don't know, like.

a waste of a show.

And we're like taking so many days off these days.

Like we can't just be wasting shows.

It's like, take a day off.

If you're going to waste a show, take a day off.

Enjoy it.

Go somewhere.

Totally.

Totally.

So that's it.

I think that's called growth.

I'm really excited to hear it.

You know, sometimes hung over Claudia once in a while.

Yeah.

Always a fun time.

She came here a lot this summer.

No, she was visiting super frequently, but I did warn everyone.

I said, You did.

When we're living in a post-pandemic world, do not.

You felt not without warning.

Yeah, but I think I've kind of evolved past that.

Like, if I want to get fucked up, like, I'm just not coming in.

Fine.

I think that's what it's going to be.

Okay, that's fine.

So, that's what you get.

Sweet.

What did you do yesterday?

Oh, I started that book you recommended.

Sorry, I cannot stop talking over you.

The Lion's Den.

Okay.

I'm like, really not deep into it yet.

Like, I haven't gotten the hook yet.

I mean, it's cute and fun.

They're on a private plane.

Like, I cannot complain.

But I haven't been reeled in yet.

Okay, you'll be reeled.

And then you'll be reeled again.

And like, maybe again once more.

Oh, wow.

It's pretty, it's like a long book.

It just keeps on.

I could say it's like five hours.

Okay.

But like, if you like it, then you shouldn't want it to end so quickly.

It's good.

I think you'll like it because there's a lot of fabulosity.

And that's really your criteria.

Yesterday was a busy day for me because we recorded The Redheads last night.

We recapped and discussed We Are the Brennans,

which was a really great book.

And it was such a fun episode of The Redheads.

We all, we came here to the studio.

We had dinner first, which is like my new

serafina.

Fuck.

I had Chipriani last night, Jackie.

Chibriani is like the best restaurant.

Oh, I totally forgot to mention I have the cake, obviously.

I had the fattest fucking dinner of all time.

Do you have pasta?

Well, let's start from the beginning.

I ate the whole breadbasket.

I need to go to Chipriani because I need a salad to start.

Jackie, it was so fucking good.

And then I need a pasta and then I need a cake.

And ready?

The new Chipriani downtown has pizza.

It was, okay, so I ate a whole bread, literally a whole bread basket.

The guy was like, should we bring another one?

I'm like, yes, there are more people coming.

Ate the whole bread basket, then a margarita pizza that was so heavenly.

Like I could have plots.

Then I got this, I forget what the pasta was called, but it was basically marinara and cream.

So it was like a pink sauce.

And they gave it family style it was like the biggest platter ever oh my god it was so

family of one literally it was so good and then i was so full so we like sat sat at the table for a while and kept drinking and then you know i wasn't full anymore so we got the cake and

the cake jackie it was better than i remembered wow it was so fucking good Wow, did you ate Serfina?

Yeah, you just, you're eating too good.

And I can't hear it.

It's just like, it's not right.

The way, like, especially last week, I realized like you you just eat so good.

And, like, now that I'm so

in tune with, like, what I'm eating, and all I'm looking for is like a good meal.

Like, you're just constantly being fed, like, delicious gourmet.

Like, Olivia's cooking for you, Ben's cooking for you.

Oh, we're going to go Chipriani.

And, like, for me, it's like, I'm ordering Saravina again.

Okay, I just have to say, like,

stick with me, first of all.

That's what we're learning throughout your pregnancy.

And second of all, I was literally talking about this last night with Brian.

I'm like, you guys, me and Jackie have never been better.

Like, we are so similar now that she's pregnant.

Like, she's tired, she's hungry and like I can just finally relate to her.

So honestly, like we've got to go to Chibriani.

That's the lesson.

We do.

I forgot how much I love Chibriani.

Every location and there's so many and they're all so different, but they're all stellar.

A new one opened downtown and Jackie, it was the best one I'd been to.

Oh really?

There's so many.

The one, the downtown one, like the West Broadway one is like the cool one and it's good.

But I also I love the one at the Mr.

C Hotel.

I think the pasta there is on In Beverly Hills?

No, no, no.

The Mr.

C in New York.

Oh, where is it?

There's a Mr.

C like down by the seaport.

That's where I was.

Maybe the Casa Ciprian.

The hotel?

Yeah.

But I don't think it's called a Mr.

C.

It is.

There's so many different brands under the Cipriani umbrella.

I can't remember.

It's confusing.

But it's called the whole building is called Casa Cipriani.

And it's a hotel.

Brian was staying there last night, so I went to his hotel room.

Oh, so maybe they rebranded.

Was it a Mr.

C?

It was a Mr.

C.

I love the Mr.

C in Beverly Hills.

Except the beds are too small for four sisters to stay in one room, which is what we learned.

Yeah, because they said two queen beds.

I'm like, okay, we're sisters.

Two of us can bunk.

Not queen beds.

They're fulls at best.

Fools at best.

They're a large twin.

Jackie will refer to like a bed that's like an odd shape as a Mr.

C bed.

No, like there is a shape of bed that is not even a full because I had a full in college and like that was freaking huge.

A full is really similar to a queen.

Yeah, but there is a size bed that is a little bit smaller than a full, a little bit bigger than a twin, and it's called a Mr.

C bed because they have the Mr.

C.

And we were all just like miserable that whole weekend.

Like it was such a fun trip.

And every time we got back to the room, we're like, ugh.

Ugh.

And we had to like, who are we sharing with tonight?

Like, get away.

That is fucking funny.

Yeah.

So, yeah, we got to eat good.

Like, we did not go to lunch yesterday, like, you promised me.

Okay, because you didn't want to go either.

No, I was just like kind of tired.

I was just ready to get home to Brew.

Like, I miss him so much.

I'm just like, I have brew attachment.

Today, we need to watch Shrek 2 because we watch Shrek the other day, Brew and I, and he was cracking up over Donkey.

He was like, this man gets me.

I was like, yeah, Brew, like, you are Donkey.

Shrek is really good.

Shrek is really good.

We were influenced by Kay, and so I just, it was so enjoyable to watch Shrek one.

Alone, sober, adult, so good.

So now we need to watch Shrek 2, and I really think Brew's going to love puss in boots.

I'm so excited for Brew to meet Pus

in Boots.

Puss?

Puss in Boots.

Puss in Boots.

Puss.

Puss is like the things that come out of your pimple.

Yeah, but puss is, because he's pussy.

He's a cat.

Yeah.

Puss.

He's really inappropriate.

It's actually like not kid-friendly.

No, the whole movie is so, is the most double entendre.

Yes.

All everything.

And that's how parents, that's how like the movie studios get the parents to take their kids to the movies.

Yes, but most of the cartoons are not like that.

Like we watch Moana all weekend because that's Miss K's favorite movie.

Oh my God, I've had it stuck in my head since then, like and not in a good way.

And it's not

underlying raunchiness like Shrek.

Shrek is on another level.

I agree.

Yeah.

Shrek is like actually for adults.

Yeah.

Or like at least when we saw it, we weren't watching a lot of cartoons.

It was like we were beyond the cartoon age, but like the movie slapped.

Yeah, it's like Alan Gregory.

It's like the prince, you know, Alan Gregory.

Cartoons for adults.

Another day goes by that I don't think about Alan Gregory.

So Brew and I need to get to watching Trek too because he's like, what happens with Fiona and Trek?

Like, so you're saying we can't have lunch is what the message is.

We could, but you'll have to talk to Brew.

Okay.

My people will talk to your people.

Sweet.

Well, we have a great show for you guys today.

We do have the Real House Lives of Beverly Hills recap, The Dinner Party from Hill, which was a very good episode.

And we're going to be recapping that along with the Past Five.

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Okay, first story.

Olivia J.

Giannouli and bachelor Matt James reportedly joined Dancing with the Stars.

Giannouli was spotted being escorted into the rehearsal studio Tuesday in a video published by TMZ, which reported that her pro partner, Peel, appears to be Val Tromkovsky.

Meanwhile, James, Matt James, has also been added to the lineup for the upcoming season of the ABC dance competition show, Us Weekly reported.

It is unclear who he'll be paired with.

I mean, this really is not a rumor because there's video evidence, and I'm just like taking a minute to ingest all of this.

For Matt James to do it, that's not surprising.

After he, people on the bachelor go all the time.

It's a great way to boost your fame.

Matt and, you know, has been doing a lot of that after his time on The Bachelor.

Makes total sense.

He hasn't been doing that much, but okay.

Really?

Yeah, I feel like him and Rachel are really low-key and like they just like, you know, ride around New York on their bicycles and are just living life.

That's so interesting that that's your living life.

Like they go to cool events because they're invited to cool events, but I don't feel like they're on the typical bachelor tract of like

thirst mustrings.

That's very interesting.

I don't see it like that's not how it's been perceived for me.

Okay.

But nevertheless, him going on dancing with the stars is it the natural order of things.

Yes.

But this Olivia Jade thing is throwing me through a loop, whatever the phrase is.

Like,

I don't know why this just like makes no sense because obviously it makes sense in the sense that like she's an influencer.

She has this like big scandal, whatever.

But people who go on dancing with the stars, there is an element of desperation that Olivia Jade does not currently or not, nor has she ever possessed.

Like at the end of the day, she's rich as hell and she's like living life.

So I just, it's like people who go on Dancing with the Stars, either like on their way up or on their way down, trying to bounce back.

And yes, Olivia Jade could probably use that bounce back after like the college admissions drama, but I don't know.

I just feel like she's better than this.

Okay.

I mean, I hear why you say that because we always say like, you know, and Dancing with the Stars really did start as like celebrity wasteland, but I do think now it's a lot,

it's a lot cooler, like, just based on the people that have come out of it and like the success that they've had from it.

And

Olivia,

she's been back for a while now.

It's been a long time since, you know, she came back to Red Table.

It's been a long time since Red Table Talk.

And like, she's nowhere.

And I think like she, yes, she.

She needs a boost.

She needs a boost.

And her family, like, they're fine, and it's not about the money, but like, if she wants to have a career, she needs to do shit like this.

That's very true.

And I feel like this is actually like a fun thing, a fun thing to do, like, as far as desperate activities go, you know, like you do dancing with the stars, you could do a depends commercial.

Like, yeah, I'd rather do dancing with the stars.

I guess that's true.

No, and dancing with the stars has come a long way.

It used to really be for people who were on the way down in their career, but honestly, now it's like a 50% people on the way down and 50% people on the way up.

So they've made huge progress.

And like Jojo C was on this season.

And it's a good season.

I wouldn't say that she is going up or down.

I feel like she's just

a star.

Totally.

And she'll be dancing with the stars.

Makes sense.

So I was just really surprised to hear this.

Yeah.

But you're right.

Like, it does make sense.

It's hard when you have a scandal of that magnitude because even though time passes, you are left in this like vortex that you can't get out of because it's like always a thing you're going to be remembered for.

So maybe I don't know if she like slips or something.

She has to change the narrative.

Yes, she has to do it.

And like she can't do that while, like, you know, just taking vlogs, Instagram, mirror pictures, and even not even the vlogs.

Whereas she's very, she's done like five since her comeback.

She's very sparse.

Exactly.

Also, some of the other contestants who are on for this season, Jojo Siwa, Kenya Moore.

Shut up.

Olympian Suni Lee.

Oh, she's winning.

That's actually like.

No.

And the talk co-host Amanda Clutes, who is a dancer.

She is?

Right?

She used to post all those dancing videos.

She posts all those dancing videos.

No, I think you're confusing it with like another like

influencer who does like dance workouts.

Who?

I don't know, but she does Pilates.

She's the influencer who did dance workouts.

And then she became like so much more than that.

But she's the dancer.

Assumedly, in my opinion, has the biggest leg up here.

Or Jojo Siwa.

Jojo Siwa, actually, she came from dance moms.

She's a classically trained dancer.

Keep that in mind.

So is Amanda Clutz, I believe.

Like, I think if we go to Amanda Clutz Wikipedia, like, she's.

Please dance.

I'm pretty sure she's a Pilates

expert, not a dance expert.

Amanda Klutz is an American television personality, dancer, and fitness instructor.

But her fitness was her dancing.

I understand.

But the dancing was a lot of jumping around, not like dancing with the stars.

I understand.

Okay.

No, it's actually shaping up to be quite a competitive

cast.

Yeah, but we have this conversation every year.

Irrelevant.

Yes, we have this conversation every year about like, is it really fair?

Like, of course, I want Sunita Lee to win, and she probably will.

Like, she's literally, like, there's nothing she can't do.

She doesn't have to, like, a lot of people really go on and struggle with like the constant like the working out a lot of people drop a lot of weight like Suni Lee's been in Olympic training for four years like this is nothing yeah so she does have an unfair advantage but Simone Biles was on did she win no I don't think she won and people thought Lori Hernandez was on and I do believe she won so it's not like a guarantee but remember Heather Morris was on the

like the iconic example the girl Normani was on yeah that's that's crazy and she didn't win yeah that's crazy that is crazy that just goes to show like yeah no, it goes to show like that it's rigged.

Normani's like the best dancer.

Dancer of all time.

Yeah.

And she didn't win Dancing with the Stars.

That's actually really funny.

Also, when it comes to Dancing with the Stars,

I had something to say, and it was worth saying.

So just give me 45 seconds.

Okay, take all the time that you need.

Dancing with the Stars.

Now Dancing with Stars reminds me of that Kanye song.

I can't be out here dancing with the stars.

Wait, what were we talking about?

It was like right in my brain.

Normani, Heather Morris,

Simone Biles, Amanda Clutes.

Yeah, it's coming back.

Wait.

Whatever.

I hope Abby Lee Miller shows up.

To root for JoJo.

Yeah.

You know, she's JoJo's biggest fan.

Is she?

She's come around.

Even though, like,

Abby Lee really didn't see in JoJo what the world saw in JoJo.

Abby Lee, like, rejected her.

She like left.

Like, she was not popular or liked by

Abby Lee.

In Abby Lee's defense, if I may.

And I don't watch dance moms, and I don't, I didn't see Jojo's departure.

But you feel compelled to speak on.

I feel compelled just from at a glance.

Okay, Abby Lee's job was to find the best dancer.

Yes.

What Jojo does now does not have to do with being the best dancer.

No, but also, I'm so glad you brought that up because I could literally write a dissertation on this.

Yes, while it was Abby Lee Miller's job to find the best dancer, she was truly clouded by so many other things that, like,

it was, first of all, she played favorites favorites based on talent, but also just based on like personality.

And then the mom's getting involved.

Like, if she hated your mom, like, she hated you too.

Like, honestly, Chloe Lucasiak was like always right behind Maddie.

Like, Maddie was always on top of the pyramid, and Chloe was like right behind, even though they really were like both equally talented.

But I just don't think Abby liked her mom, Christie.

And like, that just added like a whole other political element.

So, yes, while it was a talent competition, Abby wasn't always a fair judge.

Fine.

And the more seasons,

the more seasons that went on, Abby became more and more delusional.

Fine, not what I'm saying at all.

But like, the success that Jojo has had has been about her as a person.

Not as a dance mother.

Not her dancing.

No, I agreed with that.

There was just another element in your sentence I just wanted to correct.

Sure.

It sounds like you have like a bone to pick with

dance moms.

I think we all do.

Not me, because I didn't watch.

You are so missing out, Jack.

I know you've told me that, but Claude, I just can't, okay.

Now, I told you it years ago, no offense, you're too old to watch it now.

No, you told me it a few months ago, too.

and I said I would watch it, but like, I'm not going to.

Maybe you weren't pregnant yet because now that you're pregnant, you can't watch Tance Homes.

My kid could watch it.

Literally.

Okay, next up, some sad news.

Andy Cohen and the Real Housewives of Atlanta stars send love to Nini Leaks after her husband, Greg, dies of colon cancer.

Greg Leaks died at age 66 following a battle with colon cancer.

Publicist and longtime family friend Ernst Dukst confirmed in a Wednesday statement.

This is so sad.

This is so sad.

A few days ago, it was reported that he was like on the decline.

It was happening quickly.

Nini opened a club in Atlanta called Lanethia Lounge, and she did like an event there.

And I guess someone recorded it or just like told it to TMZ that she basically's like, I've been MIA.

Like my husband has been dying.

And I'm just like watching the person that I love just slowly die.

And then literally two days later.

Yeah.

So fucking sad.

So sad.

I was like hit really hard by it, you know?

I think a lot of people were.

Because he was like Nini like.

has been you know insufferable on the show she's been great on the show but greg has like always just been like her ride or die i think a lot of people were like really moved by their love story.

They got divorced and remarried.

Like, I don't know.

I just, I feel so profoundly sad about this.

Yeah.

And I know everyone else does.

Andy left like a, a really nice message on his Twitter, even though like, I don't believe him and Nini are even on speaking terms.

Oh, that's so interesting.

Yeah.

But he said, I'm heartbroken over the passing of Greg Leeks, a wonderful man.

I jokingly called him Pastor Leeks, but in truth, he was a strong voice of reason and commanded great respect among the entire Wheelhouses of Atlanta team.

I'm sending love and strength to Nini and the entire League's family.

I do hope that like he reached out and maybe

this could be a bridge.

It would be great.

And you know, like

during the end of her time on the show, Nini was so mean and so unhappy.

And

it's almost like easy to look past that now, like knowing what she was going through with Greg.

Like I would, any person would be.

terrible to their friends.

Like, so I do feel like Nini actually does deserve a second chance.

And I just can't believe that like Greg beat cancer, you know, and then like all was good and then it wasn't.

Yeah.

I'm so upset by this and I don't know, and like sad for their kids and Nini.

And it's just really sad because he was like the best.

He was really integral in bringing Kim Zolsiak and Nini back together.

Like he was just a good man.

Like he really was a lovely, lovely gentleman.

Yeah.

And I'm

deep, like, I know she's not on the show anymore, but like the world and the franchise, everything will suffer without Greg Leaks.

And I'm so sad.

Yes, I agree.

His absence will definitely be felt regardless of her presence or not on the show.

Yeah.

And I hope all the ladies are properly,

like historical beef.

Yes, but I think this is one of those things where the beef is set aside because, you know, it's usually pretty superficial beef and it's like housewife drama and this and that.

No, this is like Jill, Bobby, and Bethany.

Yes.

That's where everyone kind of had their reperchment.

Yes, exactly.

Exactly.

Okay, our next story, Katie Thurston is reacting to Michelle Young's Glam Bachelorette promo.

So Michelle Young's Bachelorette promo dropped yesterday, and it is flames.

It's

sickening.

You know what it is?

It's opulent.

It's budget.

It's budget.

It's a little mixed song.

It's perfect.

Like, it was just stunning.

It really was like the creme de la creme of even like in the height of bachelor days.

Who got the best promos?

When you think of the best promos, you got the best business.

Hannah Brown.

Hannah Brown like this was everything like that and we thought those days were over because of Katie Thurston's promo the t-shirt yeah team Katie so Katie wrote y'all I wore a rubber purple skirt backwards which was a shout out to my vibrator regardless I found love and I hope Michelle does too wait that skirt was a metaphor for her vibrator I thought it was just ugly maybe it was like

Maybe the purple the vibrator she brought on the first night we couldn't see it was blurred out Maybe it was purple.

No, but then why couldn't she wear it forwards?

She wore it backwards with the zipper in the front.

Does her vibrator have a zipper?

No, but maybe it's like she, that way she can unzip easily for her vibrator.

But

everyone missed that.

No, I'm just trying to understand.

Well, I'm glad that Katie's seeing the

hypocrisy in the budgets.

Post-production, pre-production.

Right next to each other are so fucking funny.

Michelle is gorgeous.

And like, I really did enjoy that.

It was kind of a reminder of like the good the golden age of Bachelor.

Yes.

Because it was just like dripping and opulence and the roses and they used to be like highly anticipated.

And then recently it's just been like less and less and it's like who fucking cares?

But they brought it back from Shell.

So that was nice.

Yeah, that was nice.

And it definitely, if you were on the fence about watching, like I could imagine this would send you over the edge.

And I also could imagine if you're Katie, this might send you over the edge.

Yeah.

She has a funny attitude about it.

And at the end of the day, she found love and she's happy and that's what matters.

And the fact that she's in on the joke like kind of makes me like her, even though I really, I didn't watch her season.

season, I know nothing about her.

I just love people that can, like, I feel like a lot of people, like, they would see, they would have, you know, their horrible promo.

They would see the girl after them, like, literally two months later, and be like, feel bitter about it, and then, like, on a podcast in a year, like, talk shit about it.

And it's like, totally.

She just was letting us know.

She came out.

She's being honest.

Like, I'm here for it.

Actually, you know what?

I totally agree.

Like, I have major respect for that.

Right?

Totally.

So that's exciting.

What was Katie's song?

Do you remember?

remember?

Do you think I literally know anything about what happened to Katie?

Usually the song.

Which little mixed song is it?

However do you want me?

I think so.

Yeah.

However do you need me?

I mean, you can't go wrong with a little mixed song.

You just can't.

I have to say, the little mix bops that have been dropping, no offense, since Jesse left are so good.

That David Guetta song, how does it go?

Heartbreak anthem.

This ain't a heartbreak anthem.

I don't care what happened.

So fucking good.

Like, I don't know.

Maybe Jesse was holding them back the whole time.

No, see, as someone who's been there from the beginning, really, with these girls,

Jesse, the songs were great with Jesse.

I'm just kidding.

But with Jesse's gone, nothing has changed.

That's what I've realized.

And you know what?

That's very similar to like when Zane left the band.

Like, honestly, my favorite album from

One Direction is the one where Zane wasn't in it.

Yeah.

Honestly, five is too many in a band.

Four is a perfect amount.

Okay, but now Little Mix is three.

A trio.

How fabulous.

Yeah, no, I agree.

Like, just

can't be stopped.

A four-part harmony.

Like, four is actually a great number for not a band, like a group, because bands play instruments, but no, and Little Mix takes no time off.

Like every, I follow the Little Mix account on Instagram and like literally every week they're dropping a song for the last five years.

But you know what?

They, two out of three of them just had babies.

So I actually do think now they might be taking a small, a small part.

It feels like it's more than ever now.

No, because that song is everywhere.

The Heartbreaking Anthem.

It's so good.

Like if I'm not listening to that song seriously in Ibiza in the next six months, like get me out of here.

I think you missed your season for Ibiza.

I know.

What's coming up um in the fall people go to

okay like take me to aspen oh no i can't deal with the altitude anymore i'm never going above sea level ever again where do people go in the fall maybe like a lot of people orchard where como okay sure whatever no actually i'm pretty sure like everyone went to like como in august but whatever wherever the cool travel destination is for fall like Put me there and put that song on and like I'm just going to show everyone my tits.

Like I just I think it's Newport.

Oh yeah, we've got him on our trip.

I know.

Okay, our next story: Kanye West seems to hint at cheating on Kim Kardashian after two kids in new song Hurricane.

Okay, I totally missed this.

100% missed it.

In his new song, Hurricane, which is featured on his recently released 10th studio album, Donda, the rapper seemingly hints that he cheated on his estranged wife, Kim, after welcoming their first children together.

The lyrics go like this: Here I go, acting too rich.

Here I go with a new chick.

And I know what the truth is, still playing after two kids.

It's a lot to digest when your life's always moving.

Then another.

Wait.

Okay.

It could also, the way that I perceive it, it's written in like a weird, bizarre, like third person.

He could also be talking about Kim.

Like Kim cheated.

Just devil's advocate for a second.

Yeah, Kim's acting too rich.

Kim has a new chick.

Oh, never mind.

But yeah, maybe it's like that.

They're in different tenses.

Because there's a big rumor, sorry, about Kim and Drake.

Yeah, but maybe, sure, say that's true, whatever.

But like, if their marriage was strained for so many years, like, Kanye probably got some too.

Of course.

So

still playing after two kids.

Is that the only line that references it?

Yeah, but then later in the song, which he says this, and when I heard it, I was like, okay, it's my accountability.

He was like, architectural digest, but I needed home improvement.

$60 million home, never went home to it.

Oh my God, I love that line.

And, you know, there was an article in E-News yesterday, and E, when it comes to the Kardashians, it's pretty reliable.

A source says that Kim Kim is open to the possibility.

I just want to say now that E lost the show,

they've become just as bad as everyone else.

That's true.

They reported Kylie's pregnancy.

Like they used to not until it was like direct from Chris, but now they're just like another Us Weekly when it comes to the Kardashians.

That's so true.

Oh my God.

I didn't realize that.

Like

we no longer have actually now when I think of Kardashian like verified news, I think of TMZ.

Me too, but that's just because TMZ does the work.

The other outlets just regurgitate what the other places are saying.

And like random sources, but like literally TMZ is at the courthouse.

They have every medical file.

Oh, yeah.

If anything is in the courts, TMZ has it.

But they're like living in the trash cans, living in the dumpster, like in the bushes.

Like they're doing the work.

That's so true.

That's why it's good stuff.

Yeah, that's true.

But like, I'm sorry, E-news doesn't have people in the dumpster.

No, not at all.

They just like wait to see what, you know, the wire, what wire is.

They wait to see what TMZ pulls out of the trash can.

And then they regurgitate it like a day later.

Yeah.

Okay, that's so interesting.

E-New is no longer a reliable source for Kardashians.

I actually really agree with that.

Yeah.

It's not, I mean, it makes sense.

They don't have the show anymore.

Like, why would they like, why would they stop on reporting like things the Kardashians wouldn't want out there?

It's September.

We're almost at 2022.

Like, where is the Kardashian show?

Keep waiting.

I'm not even like waiting for it yet.

I'm not even thinking about it.

I feel like there's a chance they haven't even started filming it.

I think they are taking a true break, especially this summer.

Like everyone's on vacation, living life.

I'm just living life.

And so,

yeah, I feel that.

Don't even think about it.

I don't even need a piece of content.

I would just like to know, like, what are we going to see?

Where do we watch it?

Is it weekly?

Like, I would just love some information, some details, some structure.

You're not going to get it.

No, I'm not.

So, I like for me personally, when I know I'm not going to get what I want, I just have to stop thinking about it.

Yeah.

You know, otherwise, it's a constant disappointment.

Yeah.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

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Spotify is taking over Delta's entire in-flight audio section.

Oh my god, it's about time with the radio.

Like, Spotify has announced that it's taking over the audio section of Delta's in-flight seatback entertainment by offering its most popular playlists along with 42 select podcast series starting on September 1st.

While it doesn't mean that you'll get random access to all Spotify content, you'll get a decent selection of popular music and podcasts from the streaming service.

The content is licensed directly by Delta and free for all passengers and includes podcasts like Crime Junkie, Science vs.

Startup, The Dave Chang Show, The Hottest Take, The Journal, and more.

I just have to say, Spotify stays winning.

Like, they are geniuses.

They are.

Like, they've been buying up all these podcasts, and now they're going to take people on a plane.

Oh, you have nothing to do for six hours?

I'm going to force you to listen to one of my podcasts.

It's literal, the most genius synergy or integration.

I don't know.

It's so smart.

I'm sorry.

Like, you could be mad, but they're winning.

Yeah, you'll also get access to some of their playlists, like Mood Booster, RB, Hot Country, Mint, Today's Top Hits, Relax and Unwind, Rap Caviar.

That's a great playlist.

Yeah, Rap Caviar.

People love that playlist too.

And also, and people love Mood Booster, too.

Yeah.

So

pretty cool synergy news.

No, it's so smart.

Like, it's every time Spotify does something, like, I'm sorry, they're just, they are the best in the biz.

And I'm surprised like Apple.

No, but Apple, like, the small changes that they do make are just making everything worse.

Worse.

Like, the new browse and like live, like, every, every podcast has a channel.

Just stop overcomplicating it.

Yeah.

And they, like, move the charts like the way bottom.

And it's like, that's the only thing you guys have going is your charts because like the charts are extremely telling telling and

they they're updated frequently like even the spotify i look at their playlist their podcasts and like they have the top charts for shows and then for finances

but not episodes it's just like they're not charty over there and like spotify's still like not they're big but they're not the biggest in the podcasting space apple is so like you would trust an apple podcast chart i've never checked a spotify podcast chart in my life yeah so and then they just move all that to the bottom it's like they don't want people on the charts And it's like, that's one of your strengths, Apple.

I would lean into it.

Yeah.

I think Apple is losing at the Spotify, I mean, at this podcasting game so hard when they literally invented podcasting.

And I think in like less maybe than five years, no one will be listening to podcasts on Spotify.

They're just shitting the bed.

They announced, sorry, on Apple.

They announced this huge update.

Like Spotify's been doing all these amazing things.

Apple finally announced all this things.

I'm reading it.

I'm like, who fucking cares?

Yes, you can offer like a subscription on Apple.

But do you know, literally, as a creator, they take an enormous percentage of your, why would anyone host a subscription service on Apple to give Apple a part of their percentage?

Like, you're monetizing your own audience and giving money to Apple, and the Apple platform sucks.

Like, I'm just, every time they announce a new update, I'm like, you guys are not reading the room at all.

No, and the Apple platform sucks.

Like, every single day we post our podcast, and when we post the picture on to the Instagram, it means that the audio and the video are both up unless we specify that the video is not up yet.

Right.

Every single day.

And every single day there are people who are like, why is it on Apple yet?

Because Apple fucking sucks.

Yeah, Apple sucks.

Literally, a few weeks ago, Apple took almost 24 hours to upload our episode.

It was on Spotify in a couple minutes.

We upload through like a back-end dashboard and they distribute to all the platforms.

Mostly people just listen on Spotify and Apple.

And literally, and I put in a ticket with podcast connect.

I'm like, is something broken for 24 hours?

They're like, it can take up to 24 hours.

It usually doesn't, but I'm like, it can.

But I've also seen other creators, other podcasters who are like, it's not showing up on Apple yet.

Like, listen on Spotify.

Or if you subscribe on Apple, you have a better chance of getting it in your library than if you don't subscribe.

But it's like, just fucking fix it.

No, like the most fundamental part of the podcast app is accessing podcasts.

And they can't even do that.

Yeah.

So honestly, this whole Delta thing is genius.

I think that I'm actually really surprised because as far as I know, the only airline that has a partnership with the streaming service is JetBlue.

And JetBlue isn't an enormous airline.

It's It's really not even that international.

But none of like American Airlines, United Delta have partnerships with like Netflix.

And I'm always surprised because you're stuck on a plane.

If I just had a fucking, everyone has to bring their iPad.

If the stupid TV just had Netflix, like what a joy it would be.

So I think this Delta Spotify integration is actually going to be huge.

And the whole audio element.

on planes is so broken.

I think up until now, the Delta partnership has been with Sirius XM.

So you can go to the radio tab of the TV and listen to like 40s on 40, 50s on 50s.

And it's just not it at all.

No.

And like, when are your AirPods going to be able to connect to your entertainment?

Totally.

I mean, it would definitely be, you know, a feat because then everyone's AirPods pop up.

Oh, yeah.

How do you handle that?

But it's 2021.

Yeah.

So I'm sure there's a way.

No.

And if there's not a way, like the headphones that they're passing out are just not cutting it.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

No, no, no, no, no.

Okay, let's talk about Real Houses, Beverly Hills.

Let's, the the dinner party from hell.

I think that's so offensive towards Kathy Hilton because I couldn't agree more because it was heavenly in there.

It was heavenly in there.

I was living for every minute.

I mean, the way some of the women were behaving were really cringy and like embarrassing and like they've never been to a nice place.

Lisa Rena.

Lisa, even like Doreet a little bit.

Sorry.

I love her so much.

Sorry, no, but honestly, this was not a good episode for Darit.

Well, it wasn't.

It wasn't.

First of all, I wasn't a fan of pigtails at the most elegant dinner party we've ever seen.

I wasn't a fan of like literally giving me Kyle and Shahida vibes with her fucking fake ass wedding dresses.

Like this is Real Housewives at Beverly Hills.

I'm sorry.

We are beyond stupid ass, this was Salt Lake City fashion show.

Like

we are beyond these little projects.

Like these women, the Hiltons, like we are beyond these little projects.

I'm sorry.

Like even Beverly Beach was dumb.

Like I'm sorry.

She's allowed to work on her thing.

No, of course, but like her trying on these three dresses.

The dresses were so pretty.

When there's so much else going on.

Like come on.

The dresses were pretty.

I thought it actually showcased like a cute dynamic between her and PK.

I was not offended by any of it.

Not offended.

I just thought like we are above this.

I enjoyed that scene, considering it was like a personal home scene, which usually I don't enjoy.

Okay, I did not.

Okay, so we disagree.

That's crazy.

If anything else happened, oh, the only other thing that happened in the episode before we get to the dinner party is Crystal had everyone over to talk shit about Sutton.

Oh my god.

What the fuck was that?

What the heck was that from Crystal?

Really?

I forgot that they hated each other, that they had that.

I know, because you know what?

They said they put it behind them, but then like everything came out of how Crystal really feels about Sutton once she was around one person who also doesn't like Sutton, which was Erica.

And also, low-key Kathy.

Well, Kathy was just basically being like, You're so worried about your reputation.

Don't worry, nobody knows who you are.

And then Crystal, and it's okay for Kathy Hilton to say shit like that.

But then Crystal was like, Yeah, I don't know who she is.

So we don't know who you were either, Crystal.

Like Lux.

Crystal, like, also said that when she first came on, she said that about Darit.

And that seems to be like

her measure for if someone is worthy.

And I just, i think it's kind of low and it's hypocritical because kathy hilton can say shit like that crystal we hadn't heard of you maybe some people had heard of your husband that is what garcel said right and i'm so glad garcelle pointed that out like i'm sorry you can't say shit like that if you're not like you're not a household also just because you haven't heard of someone doesn't mean that their opinions don't matter or that they're not allowed to be concerned with their name or this that and the other thing and also something that colored my view of the episode last night was this unseen moment that Bravo cut out, but they, but they put in like unseen scenes.

At the, at the meeting, when at the meeting at Dorit's house when Sutton got everyone together to talk about Erica.

It's a really big piece of information.

It's a really big piece of information.

Sutton shared that when Erica was first going through her divorce, that

as Sutton had been through a divorce, her lawyer said to her, you know, you might need someone who you can lean on for money.

You know, they'll pay you back after, but like you might need some money right now.

So Sutton said to Erica, like when she had just initially gotten divorced, she said, you know, I knew that my life, my lawyer said this, if you ever need me to be that person, I will be that person for you.

Right.

And so we don't know if she ended up giving her money.

I don't think she did.

Right.

But so I just think like Sutton is entitled to feel how she wants to feel.

Where I'm losing Sutton is she's a big, bad mamma jamma talking to everyone.

And then she talks to Erica and she's like

the

Yes and no.

I think the way that we're seeing it, yes, it's like she says she has big voice when she's not with Erica, but then she gets to sit with Erica and nobody fucking lets her speak.

And maybe she's being long-winded because she's trying to couch what she's saying, the ultimate message.

She's trying to make it sound less harsh, which I can, I think it's like not necessarily two-faced.

And then she has Aruna and Kyle saying, be honest, Sutton.

And she's trying to fucking speak and no one will let her speak.

I'm sorry.

Kyle, I do think was justified.

Like literally she said in her backyard to Kyle, she was like, I am going to tell her straight to her face.

I don't believe her.

Blah, blah, blah.

You're a liar.

And then she's just getting there and they're having the conversation for a while.

And Sutton never lands the plane.

And she's like, no, like,

I support you.

And Kyle's like, what the fuck?

I'm sorry.

I actually really appreciated Kyle.

Like, if you're going to take a stand, take a stand.

I just think we're not seeing the whole conversation because

I really, it's too confusing.

And also, like, Sutton is not backing down.

Even when Erica talks to her, like, she's the literal shit on her shoe.

Erica has to stop doing that.

Like, Erica's behavior last night completely turned me off to her.

And

even wanting to try and find out, like, what she did or didn't know.

Like, that's just not how you speak to people.

And also, like, just be like, these people are your friends.

And, and if they weren't, you'd fucking know it.

But they're, doesn't mean they're not allowed to ask you a question about like the biggest thing that's going on in town right now.

Right.

Because Erica's like,

you're to Dariet, you're torturing me with this.

Torturing?

It's everywhere.

Like, what are we supposed to do?

Not talk about it?

Right.

It's so stupid.

And it's like, I don't know what the right way to go about this is.

Like, definitely not the Lisa Rena blind loyalty, moronic way of going about it.

I feel like the person who has the most realistic outlook on it is probably Kyle.

By the way, did you think it was weird that Kathy's like go-to butler didn't know who Kyle was?

I did think that was.

She's like, I'm Kyle.

I'm Kathy's sister.

I just feel like they're not close.

I don't know, but I think the person who has the most realistic outlook on it is Garcelle.

And when she said last night, like,

and no one has any, like, the women keep saying, and when someone else brings up the orphans and widows, they're like, yes, of course we're worried about them.

Like, no one is mentioning them.

And like, Garcelle was like, these people had nothing and now they have less.

Like, totally.

Where is the energy for that?

No, and this victim mentality from Erica is really starting to bother me, like crying at every meal and make like, look at my life.

What about the life of people whose parents died in a plane and they literally got no money?

What about their lives?

I'd like to look at their lives because they seem a lot worse than you living in your casita.

Like you're fine.

Yeah.

I couldn't agree more.

Like everyone has lost sight of everything.

And it just looks like Erica's going to.

like get

away with all of this.

I think Erica will.

I think, you know, even

if she didn't know, like whatever, no one's going going to push her on anything.

She's made it impossible to raise an eyebrow.

And I think even in the legal system, I don't think she's going to go to jail or anything because it's all about like what did she know or didn't know.

And there's really no way to prove that unless like, you know, there's paper show.

But I don't think that there is.

So I think that, you know, Tom is probably going to jail.

I don't think.

Tom's not going to jail.

Because of his.

He's too old.

Like, it's, it's...

They don't send people that old to jail.

I think it's like illegal.

Why they sent like Harvey Weinstein?

Harvey Weinstein's like in his 60s or 70s.

No, he but.

Tom Jardy is like literally 1,000 years old.

Okay, no.

Let's see the difference.

No, okay, remember in Shaw Shank Redemption, that guy gets out because he's old?

Yes, but there is.

Yes, you can't, like, I understand what you're saying.

At a certain point, you're not allowed to go to prison.

I'm telling you, I don't know what the rule is.

I don't make up the heart.

Harvey Weinstein is 69.

Tom is in his 90s.

I think he's in his 80s.

Tell me.

And also, one other thing.

Tom Jordy is 82.

He's looking a lot older than that.

Yeah, he wants you to think that so that he he has that's part of his defense.

One other thought that I had, and I think it was like something amongst what Sutton said, was like, Erica and Tom were married for 20 years.

In the same month that Erica decides to divorce Tom, is the same month that his whole

life is about to crumble.

It's so fake.

I'm sorry.

Like, I,

if I had, if I'm being really cynical and I'm thinking about what happened, it's that they knew that this was coming and Erica's running for cover.

Of course.

Not like, oh, we happened to get divorced.

And then the month later, it happened that he's like the world's worst criminal.

It's an amazing point.

The odds of, not even the same month, one week apart, like the odds of the divorce and the lawsuit coming out in the same week agreed when they've been married for 20 years.

It's too weird.

And I just feel like all of these women are worried that Erica is going to be fine.

Like she'll move on with her life.

She'll build her life back up.

She'll go back to being, you know, the favorite Beverly Hills housewife.

And then she's going to hate you because literally five years ago, you questioned on whether or not she stole money from orphans.

So that's where Daredevil is now.

She's like, no, I support you.

But also also, Dareed is like, you know, the audience fucking hates Erica.

The audience is not standing for this at all.

The audience, the audience stands with Sutton.

And the audience thinks Erica knew everything.

So it's like, which side do you play?

Like, you want to be popular and you don't want your Instagram comments to be flooded with like, you are supporting a mongrel, but also like you have to survive with these women.

And if Erica doesn't like you, like, she makes it very known.

Like, she is fucking annihilating

Sutton.

And it's like, even though Sutton has decent intentions and Sutton like has fair points, she doesn't even get to them because she's she's getting annihilated by Erica.

So Erica's impossible to talk to.

And this is an impossible situation for the women.

She's like, do I support my friend and maybe down the line she won't kill me?

Or do I ask like the ethical questions and have the audience be behind me?

Erica, I mean, Lisa Reyna has made it abundantly clear.

Like she doesn't give a shit if the audience likes her anymore, which is crazy because that's all she cared about forever.

Yeah.

But I think what she does care about is being on the show.

Right.

And being in the good graces of the women and never being at a position where like you're kind of out of the group that you could be like cut out of the show.

Yeah.

Because at some point, if you're just not really friends with anyone and you're like boring, that's grounds for firing.

Like if you're like on the outskirts.

So the dinner party continues next week.

It's just

we didn't get a preview though.

Did we not?

No, it just like went into the show.

It was so good.

The lamb chops.

Oh my god, caviar pie?

Yum.

Yeah, it was like egg caviar pie.

It looked so good.

Like the house was so stunning.

The decor was those baccarat like lamps.

Everyone was like.

and the gloves, like just everything to a tea.

And it's like,

and we thought Beverly Hills was creme de la creme and like we were missing out on such creme.

The creme of the creme.

The creme vibes.

No, it was so good.

And I just, I really do, like, love Kathy.

I love her.

I totally misread her in the beginning of the season.

I thought that she was

all over the place.

And she's not at all.

I wonder if she's like, I should go watch those episodes back and just see if maybe she was all over the place or if like there was just a side of her that like now matches up to like the woman that we know or that we're getting to know.

She is, and

it's just, it's a pleasure.

It's a pleasure.

That is our show, and it was a pleasure.

Anything else you want to say before we wrap it up?

No, but check out the Redheads.

If you're missing us already, you know, you can read the book or not read the book.

We always do a summary at the beginning so you'll know what we're talking about.

And we're just talking about major themes in life.

You know, family, love, honesty, secrets.

Can you ever keep a secret and never tell anyone and cause and it's better that way and no harm done?

Or does everything have to get out in the open eventually?

Everything comes out in the wash.

I really do believe that.

You can keep a secret, but it'll eat you up and then you'll become like a miserable little fuck.

I mean, I didn't read the book.

I don't know what it's about, but it sounds like I nailed it.

That actually is the book, yeah.

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