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Welcome back to the morning toast, everyone.

Hey, Jax, how you doing?

Hi, I'm good because it's a Tuesday.

That does feel like a Monday, but then you're reminded it's a Tuesday, and that's just a fabulous feeling.

How are you?

I'm broken.

Thank you so much for asking.

I have returned from the, I believe, what is

factually known as like the highest altitude in the country.

Is it?

Well, it has to be because like the way that I was feeling, there's no way you could get any higher than that.

Like you felt higher than Utah?

Oh, yeah.

No, no.

Tully Ride and Aspen are like really, really high.

Like Utah is nothing.

Utah is nothing.

When you go to Utah, do you feel anything?

No, I guess not.

No.

I just like assume I've got lungs of steel.

No, and I have the opposite of lungs of steel.

And like it was, like, I was choking the whole time.

No, and I definitely don't.

It's probably just because like Utah is pretty much at sea level.

And

my lungs aren't working that hard.

My lungs, like, we're working in overdrive.

I'm so happy to be back at sea level.

Like, I love it here.

I take back everything I've ever said about New York.

It was really hard for me to breathe.

Like, not breathe, actually, but like move.

Yeah, you just get out of breath pretty quickly.

Yeah, like, and at the wedding, you know, I was trying to do my best simcha dancing, and I just got winded.

It's like you're pregnant.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, that's how it feels.

Like, you just get winded over the most menial tasks.

And then there's the case, you know, the thing of the altitudes.

Okay.

Which is high altitude when you go from like drastic changes.

Like you get really bad gas.

Is that your excuse?

No, no, I'm telling you it was a thing and like everyone was talking about it.

The altitudes.

So everyone, like you have it going there or coming back or both?

Just the adjustment like the whole time.

Like you're just, and like the way that I experienced it was different from the way I was talking to other people who were experiencing it.

Like some of them noticed like, you know, a unique fragrance to their brand of toots.

And others were just noticing the frequency in which they were tooting to be, you know, a lot heavier.

So I just, just as for the altitudes, because like when we landed, me and Ben were in the car and like all the windows were down.

And you just like farted out all the air pressure?

No.

And I was like, oh my God, like I'm like farting so much.

And then on my stories, I was talking about the altitude and people were giving me great recommendations.

Oxygen in a can, like a lifesaver.

Yeah.

And someone was like, the altitudes are real.

Like if you notice you're farting a lot, like it's a thing.

And I was like, oh my God, I was like in the car.

I literally couldn't stop.

I'm dying.

I've never heard that before.

What a fun fact.

Nature is hysterical.

Hysterical.

So it was a smelly wedding.

No, I'm kidding.

It was beautiful and it was really, really fun.

And it's just a, it's something, you know, tolly ride's like something you gotta see.

Yeah, no, you sent some stunning photos that definitely had me scratching that tolly ride itch.

Yeah, yeah.

It gets itchy.

I was feeling a little itchy and that is definitely somewhere I would like to go.

Yeah, it's beautiful at some point in my life.

You shouldn't, and you're a skier, you know.

I am.

Not this season, unfortunately.

You guys about to hit the slopes without me, but yeah,

I should try to ski somewhere other than Utah sometime.

I know.

I'm just a creature of habit, and I love that deer valley.

At the end of the day, isn't it all just a mountain?

Like, you know?

Some mountains are different than others, but then they say, like, deer valley is the best skiing in the country.

So it's like, why would I go anywhere else?

Plus, it's a direct flight.

Direct flight.

Direct flight.

On the way there, we did have to take a one-stop flight.

And it was

grueling.

It was grueling.

It was like about a 12-hour travel day.

But you know, you love the bride and groom and you do anything for them.

So I stand by that.

And on the way there is better than on the way home because like you're so excited to get there.

So you just have like more joie de vie.

Well, on the way home, I just kind of gave up and flew private.

But yeah, I feel you.

Yeah, no, but that's better than if you flew private there and a one-stop on the way home.

Oh, no.

On the way home, it's like you're depressed, you're hungover, like you've got like the alcohol anxiety.

You're like, if I don't get home in five minutes, like I'm not going to be okay.

Yes, so you did it right.

I did it right.

Before we dive in, because there's a lot to talk about, we haven't had a show since the first day.

Thank you, everyone, for giving me the two days off.

They were both spent traveling.

I think we should discuss what's there's been so much going on in the world and really devastating news coming out of Afghanistan.

Yeah, the news has been extremely upsetting.

The news of the 13 Marines who were killed in Afghanistan was just heartbreaking.

I think it clouded over everyone's weekend.

It's It's just 100%.

I can't stop thinking about it, can't stop thinking about them, what's going on in Afghanistan.

Now we've left, but like, there are Americans still there.

There are service dogs still there.

There are Afghans like in major danger.

Like allies, translators,

there are equipment.

It's a really

scary thing that's happening.

And I just like feel really like sad for the families of everyone, of the 13 service members who passed away.

And actually, there have been GoFundMe set up that are completely verified.

Like GoFundMe made them.

Yeah.

And they've been in contact contact with the family.

So if you're looking for a way to like support, I know one of the service members was like three weeks out from having their first baby.

Yeah.

So if you go to GoFundMe's Twitter, they have like a whole thread of.

And you posted it to your stories, I saw it.

Yeah.

Which, you know, it's so hard like when something like this happens, like you just want to donate.

And then you never know.

People set up GoFundMes that are not affiliated with the family.

So the fact that GoFundMe is handling it, I very much appreciate.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then there was also a hurricane in Louisiana.

I do believe it was downgraded.

So it wasn't as terrible as it could have been, but it's still like people have no power and their homes are flooded.

So for our Louisiana toasters, I hope you're okay.

And it's just been like a crazy, like tragic, like non-stop.

Non-stop.

So much tragedy.

But we're here to attempt.

Attempt, but it gets harder

every single like it really does.

But I will segue because I have a gift for you.

What?

Uh-huh.

It's the gift that I...

That we thought maybe we got the same one.

Yes.

And it arrived.

And of course, I don't like check my packages when they come.

I like leave them in my foyer for a few days.

That's sociopathic.

I'm just like the laziest person alive.

Oh my God.

When I see those boxes, first I'm so excited to see what's in them.

And second of all, like I'm like a declutter.

If I see one morsel of something in my like foyer, is it foyer or foyer?

It depends.

Are you French?

Yes, foyer.

It drives me nuts.

Like I hate things.

Yes.

I am just so lazy.

So I wait until there's a ton of boxes and then I'm like, okay, like I'm going to get them all.

That's insane.

It's insane.

So you should have had your gift last week.

It was already here.

Oh, I guess that's like people who leave like their emails unopened and opened.

Those people are psychotic.

I leave

emails that I need to get to unopened.

Of course, but you don't have 20,000 email notifications.

No, no, no.

I hate when people do that.

That's so crazy.

And I'm sorry.

It's not a personality trait to have like a thousand unread text messages.

Like just open them.

Oh, I mean, text messages is like a little cooler because that means like a thousand people texted you.

But with emails, it's like all junk mail.

Like that's not cool.

I think if you have to like, you know, if you need the validation of people thinking a thousand people texted you, like, you should look inward.

Yeah, I do agree with that.

I just don't think it's like a cool thing.

Like, oh man, I have so many texts.

Like, I can never respond.

I'm so busy.

Like, you're not.

You're not busy at all.

Answer your text message.

Just call your mom back.

Yeah.

I do agree with that.

Okay.

Are you ready for your gift?

Yes.

In true us fashion, it is not wrapped.

Of course, of course, of course.

It's upside down, so.

Is it a water bottle?

Open your eyes.

I don't know, Aid.

Hold on.

What is this?

It's the water bottles they have on Love Island.

You're lying.

Oh, my God.

I'm like, a water bottle?

You're lying, David.

Those are the ones.

I got a text.

Wait, I don't believe you.

How do you know?

Oh, it's his Love Island.

And it says your name on it, just like on Love Island.

Hold on.

Let me get my LaCroix.

Oh, wait, no, no, no.

You should rinse it out first.

Oh, come on.

Just let me use it.

Okay, but you guys can jump.

Oh, honestly, smell it.

It's definitely smells like.

Oh, actually, you're pregnant.

Don't make you nauseous.

Okay, thank you.

Yeah, it doesn't.

Okay, I'll wait.

I'll wash it through the dishwasher.

Oh my god, I love this.

I'm not gonna lie, I was confused at first.

Oh, and it comes with a little, they're always like walking around with it like a purse, you know?

Yeah.

How do I, oh my god, this is a great.

Did you get yourself one?

No, just for you.

You're so selfless.

Why?

Um, because I just saw it and thought of you.

Ah!

I love it.

Like I really do.

Oh my god.

And it says Love Island.

Do you want to plug the website if somebody wants to get one?

So I just found it from in the app.

They said like you can, you know, you can buy their neon signs in the app.

Like you're lying.

Similar.

And then it also said you could get the water bottle.

So I was like...

The second that the show ended, I deleted the app.

Same.

Second.

I have to re-download it.

The second I place this order.

Oh my God.

But the company is Frank and Green, I guess, who makes their water bottles.

Oh my God.

Thank you so much.

Like I really love this.

I'm so glad.

And you know what?

I can start drinking water.

I've been enjoying water bottles a lot recently.

We got like the awesome hydro drugs and I also like still use my water bottle for my wellness retreat.

And it's just like, you drink so much more water.

Do you?

You do.

Fill it up once, and then it like you will drink more water.

Oh my god, I'm like freaking out.

Like, I love this.

I'm so glad.

I don't like to, I don't even want to drink out of it.

Like, it's perfect.

Oh, my God.

I'm dying.

Thank you so much.

It's a great gift.

Yeah.

So 10 out of 10.

I'm not going to lie.

I was like, why did this bitch get me a water bottle?

I don't even drink water.

You could put anything in it.

Totally.

Die Coke.

Spritz.

Spritz.

Use coat toast.

You could put all four flavors in one.

You know what?

I was thinking that, like, since we launched Sprints, I really sprints Spritz.

I really haven't drank anything else.

And then when I went to the wedding, I was just like drinking so much tequila and I was really thinking, like, I wish I had a Spritz.

That's so great.

I know.

Just you guys should have brought some with you.

Just some vertical integration.

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So other than that, my weekend was quiet, lovely.

You watched Tees All That and I didn't.

So don't spoil it, but tell me how it was.

I watched Cheese All That Friday morning, as I promised.

Like, I saw it was out.

Addie was posting about it, and I was like, You didn't watch it at 12 p.m.

Pacific time?

No, because I

was sleeping because I'm pregnant.

Yeah.

So I woke up.

Sweet, are you pregnant?

Yeah, I'm pregnant.

So I woke up and I was like, brew, we've got to see our girl.

Dude, dadoo.

Brew dadoo.

So we watched shit and it was fantastic.

Really?

She is a star.

I heard, like, you know, people love to drag TikTok stars, specifically Addison, like whenever they do something in a new field, like when she released a song, like Ada Tin.

I actually have heard amazing things.

I haven't read like any reviews or seen any comments really.

I only talked to Snitch about it.

She also really liked it, but like I loved it.

First of all, she's a really good actress.

And like, because she was playing, like, you know, an influencer.

Oh, she was?

That's, yeah, that's the point of the, she's like the popular girl who these days is an influencer.

So true.

And she like does her, all her stuff, but like, she just had such

good energy.

She was such a great actress.

And I really was believing all of it.

And even like the the geek that they took from like zero to hero like before he really was being like a geek and it was believable.

Yeah, and then after he wasn't just like a nerd who takes off his glasses and everybody realizes he's handsome.

No, he took off his beanie and everybody

No, and then after he really was so handsome So I was just like I felt like the writing was there Okay, cool Kardashian has a huge part.

Oh, no way.

It's not just like I thought Addison like stops over at her friend's house and like talks about what happens.

I saw things on TikTok so I thought they had one phone call.

No, she's like a big, I mean, I don't want to overstate it, but like I thought she was in it for two seconds.

A cameo.

She's in it multiple times.

Well, you know, who is in it as a cameo and doesn't even have a line, you probably didn't even notice is Bryce Hall was in it.

No, I didn't know.

So there's a scene.

I don't know who anyone is.

I just saw there like maybe at like a party or a bar.

Bryce, who's her ex-boyfriend?

Oh, okay.

But he was in it because they were dating at the time.

I don't know, but like he's like one of the friends in like this jock group and he's like, bro, took a picture of me.

And he's just like taking a picture of this guy.

Went over my head.

Yeah, sorry.

I was just watching a movie at Face Value.

My only critique of the movie.

The wardrobe department owes Addison an apology.

Okay.

It was, as you like to say, turned.

Turned.

Her prom dress, horrific.

Horrific.

The dress she's wearing in the opening scene, that's like that, I guess, like fake Masoni dress with like the big clogs wedges.

Like

it was atrocious.

That sucks because she's like so fun and young and beautiful.

Like it would have been a great, you know.

There were some moments where she dressed like totally fine.

She was wearing a cardigan and shorts, like a little mini skirt.

When she was at the pool party, oh my God, 10 out of 10 on the look.

But I just feel like someone in there was trying to sabotage her.

It was like a missed opportunity, too.

Yeah, and it was just like taking away from the storyline.

Like, oh, my God, I'm so glad that it's going over well.

I feel like I just love Addison Ray so much.

And I just like, I wish that I was like, you know.

11 years old and like being influenced.

I think I would have like such a healthy like look on life if like Addison Ray was my role model.

That's what I was saying to Snitch.

I said the campers are obsessed with Addison.

There's going to be be pictures of her all over the bunk this summer.

No, and I just love that she's getting like so famous.

And she hasn't like really, of course she wears makeup and like does fun things with her hair.

She hasn't like gone crazy and like gone on crazy diets.

She looks so normal.

Like she has such a normal body.

Like I just love her.

And like I literally will not stand for a morsel of Addison Ray slander.

Like you come here slandering Addison Ray's good fucking name.

Shame on you.

She brought everything she had to the movie.

Oh, I'm so excited.

It was so good.

It's a real treat.

And so I watched it that morning.

And then Zach and I, we went away for the weekend.

we took a little road trip.

And then

it was really nice.

And then Olivia and Zach wound up coming too.

And Miss Kay, of course.

And that the first night we were there was just me and Zach and we were like trying to figure out what to watch.

And I was like, you could watch he's all that.

We started it.

I almost watched it twice in one day.

By the way.

And then I was like, I actually can't watch this two times in one day.

It was, it was like, it was too much.

When you guys were out in the boonies

together alone, were you scared in a house?

Petrified.

Okay, that's like a crazy thing to do.

Like not staying in a hotel.

I am someone who is like pretty easily spooked about stuff like that.

Yeah, like kidnapping.

Yeah, and I lost sleep.

But then when Olivia Kay and Zach came, like I, if I lived in a house permanently with Zach Shapiro, I wouldn't be scared of anything.

Yeah, no, it definitely, you know,

having the numbers definitely helped.

But it was, it was a brave thing to do.

That's crazy.

It was really crazy.

Like, it was crazy.

I finished Eliza Starts a Rumor, the book you recommended, and I have to say, I just adored it.

Like, it really lived up to the expectations.

And honestly, when I first started reading it, it was longer than I expected.

And I just hate long books, but it really breathed right by.

I read it, like, on the plane there, on the plane back, and then I finished it when I got home.

It was just delightful.

And, you know, it did take a turn that I didn't expect because it was pretty much like a light story the whole time.

And then there's kind of like a heavy element at the end.

But I just loved it.

Like, it got, and usually with books, no matter on the lane, like even if I'm loving it by the end, I'm like, okay, wrap it up.

Like, let's go.

And by the end here, I was just like, it it couldn't, it like ended too quickly.

Yeah.

So I gave it four out of five stars, but I was like teetering on five, I'm not going to lie.

It was really good.

I highly recommend, you know, I do think maybe trigger warning for the book.

They do talk about sexual assault and rape, but

it was a really good book.

I don't remember.

You don't?

It's like the whole thing in the book.

I don't care.

Yeah, remind me.

I love that book as well.

I read it this time last year, so I'm glad that you finally read it.

I actually, I started a book this weekend called Empty Mansions, which is like a true crazy story about about like an American family.

And then I realized we're recording the Redheads on Wednesday, so I had to read the Redheads book, which so I started it yesterday and finished it yesterday.

It was really good.

It's called A Snitch's Choice.

A Snitch's Choice.

It's called We Are the Brennans, and it's great.

Will I like it?

I think that you would.

I do think that you would.

Okay.

It was really, really good.

Like, I mean, I couldn't put it down yesterday, and that took up my whole day.

And now I have like two free days till we record.

So I guess I'll go back to my other book that I was in the middle of.

How can you do that?

I've never done that.

Usually I don't like to do

the last thing in your brain.

Right.

I don't like to cross wire.

So maybe I just won't read until Wednesday.

But it was really great.

So I would say it's a great time to become a redhead.

I would say it.

That's a crazy thing to say.

It's a crazy thing to say, but I would say.

It's so crazy.

I would say like this is a great book to start with.

I think a lot, like most people will like it.

I think I'll be shocked if not all four of us liked it.

Oh, I guess we'll have to wait and see till the girls are back together.

But the girls, you know, they love to disagree.

We also have deal toasters today, and we have an update.

Exciting.

Do you remember the girl who like, you know, was in a relationship and things were going well?

And she, like, at the same time, she had went to Nashville and met this guy.

And, like, they never really, like, whatever, but he had, like, been texting her and then asked her for feet picks.

And he was, like, going to pay her for them.

Okay.

She gave us an update.

I hope she gave him the picks and made a little cash money.

Times are tough.

Times are tough.

In this economy, sell your feet.

100%.

Become an entrepreneur.

Work for yourself.

If you love what you do and your feet are stunning, you'll never work a day in your life.

So true.

My feet are the opposite of stunning.

Anita, is there some sort of plastic surgery for like big fat feet?

My feet aren't cute either.

They're like...

Loaves of bread.

That's how I like to just describe mine.

Mine are a little bit like baked bread.

Mine are leavened for sure.

Should we dive in?

I guess we should dive in because we actually have some good stuff to talk about.

So without further ado, to do to do, I won't offend anyone today.

It's early in the week.

I'll wait till tomorrow.

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I know.

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I love that quote.

Me too.

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Okay, first story.

The big story of the weekend, I would say, was taking place in Venice.

Oh, you know, I would actually describe, not that it's a competition, the biggest story of the weekend was probably Donda.

Oh, really?

That's just what I perceived when I was in Tully Ride.

But maybe things in Tully Ride were different than they were for you in New York.

That's true.

I mean, I did listen to Donda and...

We could talk about it.

Oh, is it not a story?

It wasn't going to be a story because like, okay, Donda dropped.

Donda dropped.

It like, it's the second biggest album drop in streaming ever.

It did surpass folklore, which, like, obviously everyone was losing their minds over.

And for me, like, the one, just a small reason I wanted to talk about it was because I did listen to it.

It's very good.

I'm not going to, like, I'm not going to lie and sit here and pretend like I understood everything, like, some of the beats.

Like, it went over my head.

But, like, that's what Kanye does.

He creates new beats that you've never heard before.

And then, like, in a few years, you'll be like, how did that beat not exist before that?

Right.

So, I'm not going to, you know, I didn't understand it all, but I appreciated and respected the art of it all.

But I just do really feel like I'm so glad that the album finally dropped and like was a huge success.

Cause I just feel like at this point, in a lot of ways, when it comes to Kanye and his music, and he's always late, like

some people like regard him as like a joke.

And I just, honestly, I feel like he needed to win.

And this was a huge win.

That's all I'm saying.

I think the narrative around Kanye is really interesting.

Cause it's like, yes, the media and the critics like.

Really consider him a joke.

They write about him like he's, you know, crazy.

Right.

But the fans and the people love him.

And like, it's always like this, like numbers like you've never seen before.

Like, he could fill stadiums like nobody else can, like, decides one, the next day, we're going to do a listening party.

And it, so it's like the,

you know,

what's being said about him doesn't represent how people actually feel.

Also, I did see that his two listening parties at those two stadiums grossed $12 million,

$7 million in sales, and then the rest in merch.

So he literally made just as much money in merch as he did ticket sales.

Right.

So if you like just read the like headlines in life, you would just think like Kanye was just like this broke, crazy man.

Yeah.

But that's not the reality.

No, so like I was just really glad to see him win and Kim win and she wore the dress.

He stays winning.

Everything he touches

turns to gold.

What did you think about the wedding dress of it all at the other end?

Oh my gosh.

Okay, yeah.

They're playing with us.

I guess that's...

That's newsworthy.

I agree.

Okay, first story, Donda.

Here we go.

Okay, here we go.

Something's got to go.

So, you have the

Elizabeth Holmes, you can wait till tomorrow.

What's she up to?

Her trial started for Theranos.

We'll talk about it tomorrow.

I have to, I can't even lie.

Like, I never watched that documentary.

I have no idea who Elizabeth Holmes is.

I just know she wears turtlenecks and she has a man voice.

And she's like this.

Okay.

So, Donda.

Second album listening party.

Kim participated.

They built the house.

He had Debaby and Marilyn Manson, which people were like up in arms about, which I feel that.

But Kim came out in a Valenciaga wedding dress, and I'm not sure what it meant.

I'm not sure.

Okay.

I'm not sure what it meant either.

But for me, it couldn't only be good.

Like first, even if they're obviously, I don't think they're back together.

Like I'm not that

delusional.

Foolish.

But even though they are literally standing there as man and wife.

But yeah, I'm the crazy one.

Okay.

I don't think they're back together, but like they're clearly on such good terms.

The fact that she would participate like in his art in this way.

Right.

And that I feel like, I feel like what could happen, I feel like in their marriage, they really just became like not even roommates because they weren't living together.

They were like pen pals across the country.

And like I'm sure Kim was like, I want love.

Like I want romance.

I want to be swept off my feet.

And I feel like they're going to take this time away from each other to go do those things and make sure maybe she'll go find, maybe she's already, you know, had some

flings and things.

But I think they're going to come back to each other because nobody is

right for either of them.

On par with either.

Like, yeah.

So even if, or maybe they'll come, I don't know.

I just, I think it all really bodes well for the ship and the family.

And I think whatever arrangement they have or they will have in the future, like it will be unconventional, but like, you can't break these two.

No, and honestly, like, we, I, I don't know how you felt, but like, when I saw her at the first listening party wearing like a matching outfit, I'm like, oh my, thank God she's there, and she's wearing an outfit.

Like, my bar was so low, and now it's like she's a bride, you know, like we're moving in a good direction.

We're moving in a really good direction.

So it's all, I feel really okay with where things are.

Me too.

And maybe they're each on the side, like getting what they need, but the family unit, it just can't be broken.

No, it cannot.

They have such a strong bond with their kids, and I'm really rooting for them.

I really am too.

So the album, I listened to most of it.

My favorite song is Jail, but that's also because it's at the top of the album.

So every time I start the album, I listen to it.

Totally.

No, but it's also that good.

And Jay-Z's verse is very good.

And I just love seeing, you know.

Brother and brother back together again, like two brothers.

Yes.

And it's also on First Listen, I also like the song Hurricane.

Yes, with the weekend, right?

Yeah.

You know what's weird is that all these people are featured on it, but he didn't give it credit.

No, I'm sure they have the credit on the back end, but in the title

in the album, which

was interesting too, but it's like, how well do you know your favorite artist?

Right, so there was a bunch of rappers who I couldn't like tell who was who, but obviously Jay-Z's voice, he's so famous, and the weekend style is very unique.

But I was like, why is it in the title?

Yeah, no, that was confusing, but I don't know.

But then also Kanye put out that Universal dropped the record like without his approval, like it wasn't ready still, and he's not happy.

Got it.

Well, I enjoyed it.

I really only got through half of it.

Every song is three years long.

But it's a journey, and I'm willingly going down and taking that journey.

Yeah, me too.

It's going to take some time to get through the entire journey, but it's always fun to have a journey to even go on in the first place.

That's true.

So happy for the Hold West family.

Oh, and also some other news was that Kim posted like some songs on her stories and then the volume was all the way down.

Oh my gosh.

On the screenshot.

Okay, I just have to say, like literally every morning, I take a screenshot of the Toast podcast and put it up, like swipe up.

I haven't listened to it.

I lived it, first of all.

And second of all, like I'm not listening to it.

I'm promoting it.

Like, right.

If you look at it, first of all, the volume's down and it's at zero seconds.

Like, I haven't even started it yet.

No, I totally agree.

So, can honestly, maybe

if you had an audio business and you knew what it was like to run an audio business, you would know what it's like.

But you don't.

That's not a big deal at all.

She's obviously promoting Kanye's music.

What she has to listen to the whole song before she's allowed to promote it.

I'm sure she's heard it a million times.

I agree.

I had no time for it, but I'm glad you agree.

Can she live?

No.

Don't you know she can't live?

Honestly, that whole can I live thing where she cut North out of a picture because she liked the way that she looked and like North didn't, that will forever be one of my favorite Kim moments.

Such good times.

When like literally North's face is like sliced in half.

That was good.

North.

Okay, now for I guess the second big story of the weekend.

I'm going to blow my nose while you talk.

Oh, okay.

That's good.

Venice, Italy, Dolce and Gabbana, Altamoto Show, Courtney and Travis Pack on the PDA, plus a lot more

celeb sightings.

I was living for their Italy content.

First of all, people were saying that they took that trip to Cabo as a test run for him flying because they went to Italy.

Oh, I totally forgot you should fly to Italy.

I didn't even think of that.

Right, unless they're taking a ship, but I don't think.

It takes two weeks.

Yeah, but actually, I think they've been on like a yacht, so it's possible.

No, I'm sure.

I think they flew.

I'm sure that they just flew.

They're literally hot and heavy in Italy.

Like the fashion show looked amazing, like it really did.

And the setting was beautiful, but like everybody's stories where like Courtney and Travis are in the front row.

And so you can like see them being like so loved up.

It was just, there was so much to see.

Courtney loves a PDA in Italy moment.

It's worth mentioning that this is not the first time she has had some scandalized photos come out from Italy.

Do you remember her and Eunice on the Boat where she's like,

she's reaching under the boat to like grab something and like literally her whole asses out?

Do you remember that?

No.

Okay, so she just loves it.

Italy, you know, PDA moment.

Yes.

But also, I think she just like loves, she seems like the type that when she goes on vacation, like she's

thoroughly vacating, like not worrying about the paparazzi.

So, but they're also like we're posting really cute pictures.

There was like some sunglass swapping, these like Prada frames, very cute.

I was obviously following the whole weekend through Simon because like he takes the best content on his Instagram.

Simon, Chris, and Corey were there.

Did you see the story that Chris and Corey are getting married?

They better.

Like honestly, on my way over here, I was getting myself so worked up because like the first thing that happened when I opened my phone this morning was a carousel of photos of Corey Gamble smoking a cigar in like four different photos of the same thing.

And I was just like, just as for this man, like him and Chris literally.

relationship goals.

They seem so happy, so like healthy, not toxic.

Like I just fucking stand and I don't even need them to get married.

You know what?

Like everything is perfect.

Don't ruin it.

I love this man.

And I love these two together.

I love them so much.

I agree.

I don't need them to get married.

It didn't really cross my mind before.

Cause also, like, none of the girls really are married.

Are married or getting married?

Corey's like half.

Yeah.

She's the only one.

She's the only one.

So I don't need them to, but I agree.

Like, just Chris and Corey appreciation moment.

They're everything.

Chris and Corey.

Corey is one of my favorite follows on Instagram.

Same.

And like, I just, I can't really put into words how I feel about Corey Campbell.

I think he's so gorgeous.

Like, his face, I didn't want to,

so cute.

I love him.

Second of all, I think he's such a, you know, it takes a very strong man to stand behind a powerful woman.

And he is just there supporting.

Support, support.

What can I do?

Who can I help?

Who can I take in the car?

He is just.

He is just a dream man.

I'm sorry.

Like, I love him.

And I think that honestly, like, it's the healthiest relationship I've seen in pop culture.

I'm serious.

No, I completely agree.

And when they announced it, we were all like, who, what, what?

And if you had told me, what has it been now?

Like, six years?

Like,

right?

I don't know.

Whatever.

If you had told me then that, like, Chris and Corey would be not only like the powerst of power couples, but like the most healthy Kardashian relationship, like, I would have laughed in your face.

Yeah.

And here I am, standing corrected.

Standing corrected.

I agree.

So it's a pleasure just to see them living life.

It's a pleasure.

I'm living life.

What's the courting?

What is she saying?

I'm just living life.

It's a TikTok sound.

Yeah.

And also, there's a TikTok sound that I've been loving, and I just found out what it's from.

And you're going to love it.

Okay, say it to me first.

Let me see if I can find out.

Someone kill me.

Please kill me.

I'm asking.

I'm begging, not asking.

Locked in a cage with all the rats.

That's up under their cracks.

Oh, Cameron Diaz and Annie.

Yes!

Oh my God.

Okay, so I just found out what that sound was from.

And I've just been like, every time I'm walking around the city, I'm like, locked in a cage with all the rats.

And I didn't realize, it's crazy when you like know something from TikTok and then you see it out in the real world.

And it's mind-blowing.

And then I just found out it was Cameron Diaz.

As Ms.

Hannigan.

I'm so, but you want to know what gave it away?

Like the way you said, someone kill me, please kill me, you sounded like her.

No, because

someone killed me, please kill me.

I'm begging, not asking.

Locked in a cage with all the rats.

That's up to the cracks.

Oh my god, Queen.

I'm so glad Annie is having its comeuppance on TikTok.

And by the way, we never even spoke about how Annie was cast.

Yes, they cast Annie.

She did an open casting for Annie Live, and they found their Annie.

And I'm so excited.

She's adorable.

It's all happening.

It's all happening.

Even though, like, we're so jazzed about Annie.

And like, when we were with

our sisters, like, we were talking about Annie.

They're like, why are you guys so excited?

We're like, and we're like, listen to this cast.

And we're like, you obviously don't listen to the shows.

Right.

But we're just like, listen to the cast.

And we're rattling it off.

And like, as we're coming down, we're like, this sounds like a terrible cast.

Like, we've just been getting like small bits of information and we announce each bit on the show, but I don't think we've really ever looked at the cast at a glance.

So here's what we have so far: we have Annie, who is an unknown child,

but she won out of all the other Annie, so I'm sure she's super talented.

I have no concerns.

Taraji.

Taraji P.

Henson as Miss Hannigan.

Harry Conner.

Harry Connor Jr.

as Daddy Warbucks.

And like, I guess, I don't know.

I have to say, I still stand by that

casting, but I think where things go south is number four, Nicole Scherzinger.

As Grace.

And I said that when we announced it, and you said it was good.

And then when we told the sisters, like, that was the turning point.

I'm just trying to be upbeat.

And then you do have Titus as Rooster.

But as you said, everything that Titus has been in since Kimmy Schmidt, like, it's not great.

He's, he was too good at playing Titus Andromedon that, like, you, he's actually incapable in my mind, for me at least to perceive him as anything other than, oh, Titus is an Annie.

Like, you know what I mean?

It's like, oh, he left Kimmy Schmidt to go be in a production of Annie.

Like,

I can't get my head out of the space that he's Titus Andromedon.

Yeah, I would agree with that.

So I'm just trying to remain optimistic, but I did have a moment of like.

Clarity.

A moment of clarity.

When we were explaining it, they were like, why are you guys so excited?

And we're like, listen.

Harry Conning.

And then the more we went on, their faces were like, what?

And I kind of feel it.

I'm not going to lie.

But let's remain.

Sure, she's incredible.

Yeah, she was a dark point.

Let's just remain positive and save our negativity for after the reviews.

Okay, now for part two of

the Courtney and Travis PDA story.

Eunice decided to let us know.

Eunice, who is Courtney's ex, who they dated for a long time, never really liked publicly.

He was never on the show.

I don't think anybody liked him.

He shared a DM that he received from Scott Disick that had a photo of of the PDA in Italy and said, yo, is this chick okay?

Bro, like, what is this in the middle of Italy?

And then Eunice replied saying, it doesn't matter to me as long as she's happy.

P.S.

I ain't your bro.

So I think we should unpack this really from the beginning.

Step by step.

But before we get into this.

And then Eunice put a caption on top of that saying, keep the same energy you had about me publicly, privately.

So I have to say, I'm definitely biased because from what I know about Eunice, they referred to him on the show.

They never say his name, but they're always referring to like one of Courtney's exes who was the worst.

And after I remember, after they broke up, he was like leaving comments.

He's like very weird about Courtney showing her body and like thinks that she's sexualizing and demeaning herself.

Like it's literally 1940.

And then there was that video that came out of him after him and Courtney broke up of like literally beating the life out of someone who worked at the nice guy in LA.

So from what I know about Eunice, it ain't good.

Yeah.

So

do I think this screenshot is real?

I can't.

I can't imagine that it's fake.

And I also can't understand why Scott would reach out to this person.

He's like irrelevant now.

Okay.

Never crossed my mind that the screenshot might not be real.

I'm going to.

No, I'm saying.

I think it's real.

I think it's real.

I think Courtney and Scott must be in such a bad place if he's going to Eunice, who clearly did not end the relationship with Courtney on good terms.

And they were only ever dating.

They weren't like friends before, friends after.

So like he's not a part.

Like usually, in the family, even when you date someone and you break up, like, they're still a part of the circle.

French people.

I think it's safe to say, Eunice is not a part of the circle.

I think the fact that Scott would reach out to him is such a betrayal of the family.

And I think that, like, if this is all real, which I think it is, like, he'll be feeling the heat after this.

Yeah, no, it's not good.

It's like, so that's crazy.

Like, this whole thing is so crazy to me that he would reach out to Eunice and, like, try and commiserate with him.

And it's also like, Scott, where do you get off?

Like, you literally post pictures of your 18-year-old girlfriend's vagina on your Instagram.

So,

the hypocrisy is so real.

But also, the reason, like, this makes no sense, but then when you unpack it, like, Eunice's thing always, and I think what they always argued about was that, like, Courtney loves showing off her body and she's very proud of her body.

And, like, Courtney thinks, I mean, I think Eunice like wanted her to be more modest.

And so, I could see Scott

being upset about this.

And Eunice is the perfect person to go to because he used to hate when she would go on Instagram and like show her ass and like get paparazzi in a bikini.

So, I actually see Scott's line of thinking here in choosing Eunice.

I think there's no thought here and I think it's clear that Scott is in a bad place because only someone who's like really not thinking clearly would think that that is a good idea.

Good idea.

And that makes me sad for him because I feel like for so long he's been in a good place.

Like bring back Sophia.

No.

I think I'm this is bad.

It's bad and I think obviously like the betrayal is bad because like the Kardashians are like fair, like literally like they're like the mob.

Family, family.

That's literally the only thing that matters.

You never betrayed the family, never go against the family.

Scott is in the family.

Right.

And they never even at his worst, all the mistakes he made, they never turned their backs on him ever.

They have protected him.

They've given him a life.

And for him to betray them, first of all, is so upsetting.

And two,

the blatant hypocrisy of this all, of all of this is so blatant.

Yeah.

Like you have a girlfriend who like literally, what was it, like two weeks ago, that picture of her like reaching up on a bookshelf where like you could literally see her butthold.

Right, that's what I'm saying.

So you did that.

You constantly taking pictures of her like really inappropriate.

She's also so young.

Right.

Hello, pot, kettle, you're black.

Right.

Also, like, just want to say the picture that he sent to Eunice was a paparazzi photo, so she's just like living her life.

She's not in control of that.

She's literally just living life.

Again.

Versus the pictures that Scott posts that nobody asked for.

He takes, he posts, he puts it out.

It's his content.

You can't

control what the paparazzi capture.

You shouldn't live differently because you're worried about what people are going to see.

I'm so team Courtney on this.

It's disgusting.

Disgusting.

And this is now like the series.

I feel like everything we've reported about Scott in the last few months hasn't been good.

And we also don't even report about him that much because we just don't want to give any life to his inappropriate relationships.

Still, inappropriate will always be inappropriate, especially because it's a pattern for him.

And that's just really fucking concerning.

And still, like, we should all be concerned about it.

Yeah, no.

And I think, like, honestly, the way we see it portrayed on Wheelhouse Wise at Beverly Hills is actually even more concerning because, like, Lisa,

like, Scott is obviously like a powerful person, he's older, and like, Amelia

and Lisa is just like, like, loving it.

Like, you should be protecting your daughter, not like relishing in the fame, right?

But also, I think it would maybe be different if Scott had been in a relationship with Courtney and say his next relationship was with Amelia.

Okay, maybe these two like met and found in love, fell in love.

But the fact that, like, every single person he's been with since is like just become legal, borderline minor, yeah, it's twisted, it's disgusting, yeah.

And honestly, like, I really wish Andy Cohen had pressed him more at the reunion.

I don't, you know, look for them.

The young girls find me.

Like, no, they don't.

No, they don't.

You're an older.

You're showing up in the kindergarten.

No, literally, like, cradle robbing everywhere you go.

Stop it.

Yeah.

Stop blaming the younger women.

So what I was just wanting to say is I think Scott is like in a bad place, Scott.

BPS.

BPS.

That's what I'm sensing.

And then, I mean,

I can believe that Eunice shared this to his Instagram, especially because his response comes off off so well.

Eunice is just such a shit starter.

I just want him to be happy.

You liar.

No, but like, if he knew he was posting it, he could say, you know, and.

Yeah, right.

Like, if it's private, he wouldn't be like, yeah, fuck that bitch.

Like, but no, I'm sure he saw it, like, knew he was going to post it.

And so he wrote back something else.

He could also be like, Let me be the hero.

But I'm also working on curing cancer.

No, right.

I'm too busy for this.

Got to head out of my habitat for a humanity trip.

No, he's painting himself as the hero, of course.

Yeah, but like, Scott gave him that opportunity.

Scott's a moron.

Yeah.

So that was really crazy.

I woke up to so many messages of people sending me Eunice's story.

I was like, the fuck did Eunice do that?

I'm seeing so many stories.

Yeah, but see, like, so much of it doesn't make sense.

First of all, it was their first message.

If you look at it, it's like there's no messages above.

So they don't talk like, so much of it makes no sense.

But when you think about the fact that Scott's probably in a very bad place right now, he would do something quite erratic.

Yeah.

Honestly, this is one of the situations where I wish the show was on.

Yeah.

They're filming.

I don't know if they are.

I'm so confused about what's going on with Hulu.

We have no information.

We have no information, but I think this is a betrayal.

You betrayed me.

And I know that you'll never feel sorry.

But you know what?

I feel like Courtney might not have even seen this yet.

Like, she's so busy being in love and, you know.

gallivanting around Europe.

Like, sorry, she's busy.

This will have to take a back seat.

Yeah, she's on Pazitano time.

Yeah,

like that.

The food looks so good.

Everything.

I'm just starving over there.

Everything.

Like, give me a Dolce dress and some pasta primavera.

I don't even need the dress, just the pasta.

I know, but the fashion show was amazing.

Yeah, like the fashions.

And they, it was really like a story.

Still stored the beautiful things.

Next time you need a dress,

Altamora.

Altamora.

Veniche.

Okay, that was only.

Oh, that was our second story.

Hold on.

Oh my gosh.

Let me give Elizabeth Holmes the boot quickly.

Okay, next story.

Some really exciting book-to-movie news.

Oh my god, I'm so excited.

Neil Akunis is spotted in New York City shooting scenes for Luckliest Girl Alive.

Sorry, don't make fun of me.

I just was like moving words in the headline around.

I wasn't planning on it.

To make it make more sense for the audience.

You're pregnant.

Pregnancy Brain.

Luckiest Girl Alive is filming.

Neil Akunis was spotted in the streets.

One picture in a baby blue dress, like looking so stunning.

We also saw the other pictures of her kissing the man who's probably plays her boyfriend, who's the...

Like an asshole.

and yeah he was like

he's a complex character no he's a prick

yeah he hid the picture he like never let her talk about her trauma yeah he hid the picture and he was like one of those douchebags like yeah but it took her a while to see right that like he's probably one of the well let's not spoil them okay sorry sorry but he looks the guy whose cast is like perfect the guy whose cast is perfect he's from the big short and she's in other stuff and i'm pretty sure he's the guy who came up with the iconic line one plus one equals sock because that's that's from the big short i don't know if that's exactly what he said, but I remember the first time I said it was because I had just watched Big Short.

Got it.

So I think he's perfect.

Me too.

He looks like, you know who I thought would be good for it, too?

Who?

I cannot remember his name, but the guy from Something Borrowed?

Yeah.

Yeah, but that movie's just like a little old.

So

he might be old, but that's exactly.

That's what I was reading the book.

That's why I was picturing as her boyfriend.

Yeah.

But his name is Connor.

I think the casting is on point.

And then it actually took me into

the IMDb for Luckiest Girl Alive to see who else is in the movie because I was like, oh, if they got that so right, I look forward to seeing because I want to see who plays young Milakunis.

Okay, but by the way, I swear on my life, I would never be one of these people.

And I hate myself for even what I'm about to say.

But before you see the movie, read the book.

It's really good.

The book is so good, you guys.

Like, it's the best book.

I read it in 2020, so.

It was my best book of 2020.

Yeah, it's so amazing.

It's just stunning.

And it's long, and I didn't even mind.

It was really long.

Okay, so I wanted to see who was playing like young Milakunis because I thought it should have been the girl from that movie, Let It Snow.

You know that movie?

When I show you a picture of this girl,

you're gonna, she looks like, everyone said she looks like Mila Kunis at the time.

Okay, but she didn't get the role, is what you're saying?

No, she didn't get the role.

But the person that in the picture...

who did get the role does look

like her.

Her name is...

Sorry, I have so many tabs open.

Kiara aurelia i'm just assuming based on her picture got it and who oh who's connie britton connie britton's in the movie maybe she's um anni's mom i don't know oh my god connie britton's in the movie and jennifer beals is in it they're not saying who's who no when i looked last time there wasn't saying it just said cast but not

connie

this movie's gonna be so fucking good when they had all these like younger kids for the high school and they literally look exactly look at these kids pictures they look exactly like what you would think like that girl's a lynx that's obviously dean one of them li um the crew who plays

i don't want to spoil it guys it's so good oh but i love how like nobody has billing like it's just cunny britton's in the movie but the woman in airport is played by

a la la panker like that's the only person who has like a role that's funny that's really funny so i'm so jazzed about this so fucking jazzed and i guess this guy scott mcmary is the teacher

okay when i was picturing the teacher it was jason street from friday night live oh Oh, yeah, you told me that.

That was really good.

And honestly, I do think he should have been cast, but whatever.

Like, I'm so excited about this.

I don't think I've ever been, like, one of those people who's like really read the book and seen the movie.

Like, I've never.

And when people are like, I read the book, it was so much better.

I'm like, yeah, I'm sure Sally.

Like, but you know what?

Sally was on to something because I'm sure this movie is going to be great, but the book was so powerful.

And it will be so difficult.

for the movie to be better than the book because the book is a masterpiece.

Yeah, but honestly, I'm so pleased with what I've seen so far.

Yeah.

Her blue dress, like she looks stunning.

She works in a magazine.

She's like like a fabulous girl.

Yeah.

And honestly, she's giving me Ani vibes now.

When it first came out, I could totally see her being Ani, but when I was reading the book and then I thought about the movie, I wanted it to be Emma Roberts because she was like the exact age of Ani, and I think she had that like funny, dark sense of humor.

The only thing is that the

Mila Kunis is much older than the character, but Mila Kunis has this like ageless effervescence.

So I think we'll be.

And I'm also like, why can't Ani be in her 30s?

Like she just happened to be 28 in the book, but like, okay, so everything was, maybe it was the 10-year anniversary or the 13-year anniversary, whatever.

That I can work with.

It's so good.

Like, I'm so excited.

So excited.

Okay, next story.

Are you ready?

Yeah.

The View has lined up a bunch of guest co-hosts to fill Megan McCain's role.

There's not a person who's filling the role yet, but they have some guest stars who I guess will be like auditioning.

probably like Jeopardy style.

Yeah, I guess you can't just like give the, I mean, I don't know, how do people usually, I never keep up with the view.

Like, I don't know.

In the past, how have people gotten cast?

I wonder if it's been like they have a bunch of guests or if there was someone who like came on as a guest a lot of times and then they were like, people really liked her and now there's an opening.

That's what I thought it was going to be on a Navarro, like who was always filling in.

Right.

But I mean, maybe it will still wind up being her, but they have a bunch of different people lined up.

Some pop culture names.

Who?

Andy?

Andy.

Cohen.

It has to be a female.

Oh, right.

Sorry.

Okay, so first, former Utah Representative Mia Love will join the stars when the show resumes on September 7th.

And then other figures who are set to come on the show include Condoleezza Rice, Gretchen Carlson, Ebony K.

Williams.

Shut up.

Mary Catherine Hamm, Carly Fiorina, Alyssa Farah, Cameron Eubanks.

What?

And Essie Cup, who you know from watching Watch Open Science.

And I think a lot of people just assumed Essie Cup would get it and that she would be perfect for her because she's from CNN.

She's friends with Megan.

Yeah.

But now I'm like really interested.

Wait, I'm sorry.

We have got to backpedal.

Yeah.

Okay.

Ebony's everything, obviously, but she's a political commentator.

Like, yeah.

Honestly, Wendy could be on this too from Potomac, but she doesn't live in New York.

Like, that's not shocking.

They work in politics.

Cameron Eubanks is Southern Charm, correct?

She's a mother.

She wrote the book on mothers.

Yep.

Yep.

That's the, unless there's two Cameron Eubanks who spell their names the exact same thing.

Exactly.

There has to be two.

But Cameron with R-A-N.

I don't get it.

Make it make sense.

But why?

Does she do politics?

I don't know.

Maybe she will.

Like, I'm sure she has opinions, and she was a really great narrator on the show.

She's outspoken.

She's funny.

And maybe, maybe she's not going to, but maybe she's not even in the running to take the seat, but she's going to guest post an episode.

I'm sorry.

I really don't understand.

I'm having a hard time

ingesting that information.

Yeah.

I really feel like this is going to be mean, and it's not a slight towards Cameron at all.

I love her.

Like, I do.

But I just feel like the view has remained this place where, like,

you have to work in politics.

Like, do you know what I mean?

like

yeah but why can't you be someone who came up a different way but and maybe she has like interesting yeah I don't know it's just crazy it's just and I'm sure she wouldn't

you know raise her hand for this position if she wasn't think she could hack it yeah I'm just actually I don't know if I'll watch it actually I have it recorded so I whenever she's on I'll check it out I like I really do like like and appreciate the view so like I just want the integrity to

and I think that Ebony has already been on the view as a guest you know I love the crossover but this, that's like a logical thing.

She's a political talking head.

That's literally what she does for a living.

And she's a lawyer.

Like, it makes total sense.

So I was like excited to hear her name, but I wasn't confused like I am with Cameron.

But I love a Bravo moment crossover.

And honestly, like, Ebony would be great.

That would just be crazy.

Like, because I feel like Garcelle really got

her job on the talk.

due in large part to like her success on the housewives like people loved her that would just be crazy if like let's say ebony got the job at the view like and housewives of course has something to do with that.

Like, that would just be like crazy, like, bravo, just like taking over daytime.

That would be crazy.

I mean, same with Cameron.

Not that I think she's even in the running for the job at the show.

And like, Definitely had her own show.

Like, it was just like,

just crazy.

Yeah.

So, still keeping an eye on who is going to get that seat, but this is like feels like Jeopardy style.

And then maybe, like, the executive producer in the end will get it.

Right.

And then the executive producer has old tweets.

Yeah, exactly.

Okay, that is interesting.

I figured that they would just fill the spot immediately and like move on.

Yeah, no, I'm sure that, but I'm also sure this is good for ratings to milk it a little bit and make it like a little bit of a rat race.

And see who brings in ratings.

Like, some, like, Cameron Eubanks might get amazing ratings or terrible.

People love her.

Uh-huh.

So, and I think it could be interesting.

Me too.

That would just be crazy.

Like,

the same girl who, you know, co-hosts the view, like...

She was on the real world.

Right, right.

And like, she knows Thomas Ravenel.

You know what I mean?

No, so she's into politics.

She has an inside trend.

Yeah, that's true.

I forgot about the Thomas Ravenel of it all.

He was a former congressman and then a failed attempt at a second senator, I think.

And then.

Tried to do it again.

Yeah, then he went to jail and then he tried to run again.

Got it.

That was a really good idea.

Yeah.

Okay, ready for our fifth and final story.

A little, like, new romance news.

Is it?

Oh,

shit.

The final story.

Stunning.

Yes, it is.

Yes, it is.

And then so it's a little rumored dating news that I found interesting.

Kristen Cavallari is allegedly, according to e-news, dating the singer Chase Rice inside their new romance.

Yeah, I read that on Dumois, actually.

Okay, then that actually gives it a little bit more level.

Yeah, I like how everyone just heals from Dumois.

Basically, someone wrote into Dumois and was like, I was at a restaurant.

Oh,

no.

Yeah, they were at a restaurant or something like on the Mahamas or something.

And they overheard Chase Rice talking to his friends about how he's been seeing Kristen Cavalieri.

And like, honestly, it's getting kind of serious.

And he's like, really into her.

And she was like, please keep it, Loki.

I think she was at Baker's Bay.

She was like, it's a members-only club.

Like, do not snitch on me.

Kristen was there?

Chase Rice and the person who wrote into Dumois was there too over eavesdropping.

Got it, got it.

Okay, well,

it's literal hearsay.

It is, but that's legit.

The Laguna Beach alum and the singer are dating.

Enus can confirm.

According to a source, the stars who both reside in the Nashville area have been spending time together for a little over a month.

At the moment, it's still casual.

It's new.

The insider tells Enus she's been to one of his shows already and they're having fun.

Oh, I love fun.

No, I mean, literally, every year we talk to Chase Rice on the red carpet.

We're always trying to set him up with someone.

And he did better than we ever could.

Yeah, we were trying to set him up with like people from The Bachelor.

Like, he's obviously better than that.

And I love this.

I really think it's a great great pairing.

Me too.

Like, it's, I'm so excited.

I mean, Kristen Cavallari must, she's really the perfect, like, person to be single.

It's just like, she's the most eligible bachelorette.

She lives in Nashville.

She's, and she's so stunning and just such a great personality.

So, it's like, you know, of course, your looks can get you through the door, but then you have to talk to someone for like a lifetime.

Yeah.

How's that going?

No, it must be fun to be Kristen Cavallari and be single in Nashville.

Like, jealous of all the fun she's having.

Yes.

Like, I don't think she gets rejected, you know?

Yes.

And Chase Rice is hot.

She does the rejecting.

Yeah.

That was just crazy that Victoria Fuller and Kristen Cavalieri have, like, kissed the same boy.

Have crossed swords.

Literally.

I guess she's not dating Austin or Craig either.

Oh, yeah.

I didn't really think that they were.

Yeah.

I'm also confused, like, what's going on with Craig?

With Paige?

Yeah, because also, like, you know, Naomi's single.

She is.

And I'm sorry, I do think that Naomi and Craig, like, are soulmates.

I do.

I don't, so I think their relationship would take a lot of work,

but

I don't think they're soulmates actually.

I don't.

I would love to see them get back together, but like I don't know.

I feel like Craig's in this amazing spot.

Like,

and I do really feel like Naomi helped get him there.

Like, maybe

I could say she was harsh, but like, she kind of gave him the kick in the ass that she needed.

Yeah, if she hadn't left, he wouldn't be the success that he is.

He needed to, like, really hit rock bottom because you sit at home and you sew.

No, but it wasn't even about the sewing.

It was the fact that he had no ambition.

Like,

he was depressed.

No, you would see it on the show.

Like, they would, he would, like, say too, like, they would literally sleep till like noon, then, then like take Adderall, go out, come back, be up till five, sleep till noon.

Like that's just, that's not a life.

No, like that's not a healthy lifestyle, and Naomi wanted to know part of it.

But I guess for Craig, it's like now that he's in such a good place, it's like, well, Naomi didn't ride with him through the low.

I don't know.

Not that I disagree with her.

No, I don't disagree with her at all.

And I do think that like she is definitely partially responsible for getting him to this place.

Yeah.

I don't know.

I just think there's something worth exploring there.

Right, but it's like a revenge body sort of thing.

It's like revenge life, but then you you don't do it like but they they're on good terms.

Like I know that they are.

Okay.

I mean, I totally shit, but I just don't think, I don't think she'll go back there.

And I think at this point he wouldn't either because I think the way that he now views it is like she left me at my most vulnerable vulnerable.

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All right, dear toasters, our advice segment.

If you ever want to write in, email us deartoasters at gmails.com.

We will always keep it anonymous.

And if you have written in and we've read your prompt on air, send us an update.

First up, good morning, Steens.

Longtime listener here coming to you with a situation that could use some steeny advice.

So there's this guy I went to elementary school with.

Let's call him Maverick.

I always thought he was cute and a nice guy, but we went to different high schools and kind of lost touch.

He posted an Instagram photo recently and I was reminded of how cute he was.

Since then, I kept having this weird gut feeling to message him.

Would I be overly ambitious to DM this guy that I haven't spoken to or seen in like eight years?

How does one even go about messaging a maverick?

I've been thinking to wait till he posts an Instagram story and maybe send a sweet response, but he's not an avid Instagram story kind of guy.

Help.

That's cute.

I feel like a lot of people, you know, have cycled through everyone they know currently and are starting to go into the back of the archives.

The archives.

So I feel like you could, well, sometimes if you're on a dating app and you guys are in the same city, like you do do wind up matching with people who you went to kindergarten with.

So like you could wait for that.

Or you could, do you have his number?

Did you guys have cell phones back then?

I just have to say, I think there's just one thing we need to discuss.

Like there is a very, very small remote possibility that he doesn't remember who you are.

That's all I'm saying.

Do you remember everyone I went to middle school with?

No, just Maverick.

I think he does.

Okay.

But we also went to a small middle school.

So like I actually do remember everyone I meant to went to middle school with.

I'm just saying, let's keep that in the back of our minds.

Okay, I'm going to, that would be really like tragic if he didn't.

But if you have his number, and you, I have everyone for middle school's number, like, pretty much, you know, if you don't get so many new phones.

Um, I think you could text him as and have it be, like, an accidental text.

Oh, that is so cool.

And pretend you meant it for someone else.

And you could just say something, like, so random, like,

you know.

Jackie, that's lame as fuck.

I don't know.

It's just random enough.

And if you think of, like, the right thing that you say, like, whatever the next text you were going to send to, like, your...

best friend is like send it to him by accident right so you have to make it like oh my god i meant to send it to my friend mandra yeah that's what I was going to say.

Like, it has to be believable because the accidental text, one of my favorite stories to tell, I'm not going to name my friend because I love her, but she used to do this thing in.

Did I ever tell you the story?

Yeah, I know the story.

She used to do this thing in middle school.

Like, you know, iChat was everything.

And she would DMP, like, text, like, boys, like, hey, ooh, sorry, wrong message, you know?

And then you get the conversation going.

Right.

And then one time, and the last time she ever did this, she accidentally wrote in the same breath, you know, like the same sentence.

Usually she would write, hey, enter.

Oh, sorry, wrong message, enter.

She wrote, hey, sorry, wrong message, enter.

She never did it again.

So these types of situations can be quite precarious.

Well, only if, like, you're a 12-year-old and whose brain just didn't decide to work that day.

It's the best story.

But I think,

I wonder if anyone's actually ever had success with this.

Because it's a pretty good plan.

Like, it's random enough that he doesn't think you've been like crushing on him, stalking him.

You'll send him like a random fucking text that's like,

I don't know.

just whatever text you were going to send to someone else, just send it to him.

That's like benign enough.

And then be like, oh my god, I meant to send this to Mary Maverick.

Or maybe have it be like a sexy, like, not a sexy, like a really cute picture of you.

Be like, can you edit this for me?

That's so embarrassing.

Oh, is it?

Okay.

Yeah.

Sorry, I've been out of the game for a while.

Um, I think just something like, but there's also something earnest about just being honest.

Like, hey, Ma's.

No, because you're on, like, because at the end of the day, this is like

you don't know him anymore.

So it's not about like a sweet crush that you have it's like you think he's looking good and you know you ran out of options it's always nice to hear that you look good yeah i guess like if someone from middle school if i were single and someone from middle school texted me like saying i was looking good would i want to go out it would be sweet like it's the thing is it's like it never hurts to hear someone's thinking of you or thinks you're good looking yeah it's very sweet Yeah, but like then how come it doesn't work out more often?

Because life sucks, okay?

I agree.

So I think you should reach out.

You have literally nothing to lose

And go with whichever one of these options you feel most.

Feel comfortable.

Yeah.

But at the end of the day, it's going to be the same result.

Like you are getting in front on Maverick's radar.

Is he interested?

Good.

Yeah.

All right, next up, Jackie and Claudia.

I've always wanted to write into dear toasters, and today I'm in dire need of your advice.

I have a group of three friends at work.

We've all been working at the company for about a year, and we all met at work.

The three other girls are a lot closer.

to each other than I am with them.

I'm more of the keep our friendship in the office type.

I've been out with them a couple times, but other than that, I'm never really invited.

I also never really make an effort to hang out with them either, so it's not like it hurts my feelings.

A few months ago, we were all invited to one of the girls' bachelor party.

I don't know about the other two girls, but I am not in her wedding.

I was hesitant to say yes, but figured I would take a chance and book the trip.

Now here I am a few weeks out, and I feel further away from them than ever.

I'm really debating if I should even go on this trip.

Of course, if I don't, I would still help pay for my part of the trip.

I wouldn't feel right if I didn't.

But honestly, I'm...

But honestly, losing out on that money sounds better than going.

So I guess my question is, should I suck it up and go on the trip, or am I justified in feeling like I just shouldn't be going?

If I don't go, how do I even approach telling them?

And what do I say?

Please help this conflict of Earth toaster out.

Just go.

Well, it depends where they're going.

Does it sound fun or are they like renting a cabin in the woods?

They're like, you're paying for it.

Just go.

Or are they going to the Bahamas?

Are they going to Las Vegas?

Like, if it's something where you can have a good time regardless, go.

But if you're really just a bunch of girls sitting around in a house.

That's true.

The trip is an important detail here.

Yeah.

So if it's log cabin vibes, like no.

But if you don't want to go and you're still going to pay and like you don't really care what these people like if they you don't really care because this is like your work relationships, which by the way, I think that's a pretty healthy mentality.

Me too.

I have people who like crossover, like work, wife, all that shit.

Like, it's so toxic.

Yeah, I agree.

Boundaries are important.

You could, there's so many excuses, especially in a pandemic.

Like, cases are rising.

I can't make it.

Yeah.

There's excuses in a pandemic, but also, like, more excuses to party.

Like.

No, no, but she now wants to get out of it.

So, like, she needed an excuse.

Yeah.

Honestly, I feel like 2021 is a year of just like doing things you want to do.

So if you really don't want to go, don't torture yourself.

I agree.

I feel like that's what we learned in the pandemic.

Like, I'm not spending my weekends doing shit I don't want to do anymore.

Like,

sorry.

Agreed.

So I think I actually, I'm sorry.

I've had a change of heart.

Like, you do what you want to do.

Don't be an asshole.

So still pay.

That's really nice.

But if you're not even that close with them,

I don't think they're going to care.

Yeah, just make up some excuse.

Say, you're not, you're seeing your granny

two days later, and so you can't like be exposed.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's always good with an exposed son.

granny at them.

Yeah, my favorite thing to do is like, oh, sorry, I can't come.

My dad died eight years ago.

All right.

Oh, God.

No.

2008, 13.

Okay.

All right.

Next up is our final update.

So you remember the girl met this guy in Nashville.

They hit it off.

Then like they never really spoke.

And, you know, a couple months later, she has a boyfriend back at home.

And this guy's texting her, asking her for feet pics.

And I do believe we told her not to.

Like, invest in your relationship, not in your feet pics.

Hello, my dearest Claudia and Jackie.

I wanted to send you an update on my feet pick predicament.

To refresh your memory, I wrote in saying that a hottie I met in Nashville several years ago randomly asked me for feet pics, but I had a boyfriend, so I was in a pickle.

Long story short, I ended up dumping the boyfriend a couple months later, unrelated to the feet pick situation,

and earned about $200.

Honestly, easiest money I've ever made, but I don't plan on pursuing this endeavor further.

LOL.

Please find the attached photo of my precious gem, Feet.

I feel as though it may spark joy.

Best regards.

Now a rich toaster.

Fork it over.

I don't have it here.

I will

forward it to you.

Oh, is it in the email?

It's in the email.

Just pull up your phone.

I guess I have the same email, but yeah.

But I'm really

happy.

I love a happy ending.

$200.

That's beautiful.

Like, where are we going?

What are we buying?

Yeah.

At the end of the day, you made money.

And I don't know why you would just, you know, cut yourself off from doing it again.

Sounds like it was extremely prosperous.

Is he a returning customer or he got what he wanted and he's done?

He only needs like one

hit and he's good.

He's a one-hit wonder.

Okay, I have two.

Or it's like now your feet are old news.

Oh, your like feet are crusty and he's not interested.

No, your feet aren't crusty, but like he's seen them.

You know, there's no more mystery.

Right.

I'm trying to find the email.

Hold on.

It's okay.

We can find it later.

I can look at your feet any time of day.

No, honestly, I really want to find it.

I just got into the email.

Give me one second.

Oh, okay.

Wow.

You're really new.

Here, I have them.

Oh, she didn't say

she didn't send a picture of her feet.

She sent a picture of her dogs.

She said her pea joms.

I thought she was referring to her feet.

Let me see those p-jumps.

They're cavaliers.

They're hella cute.

It's a better picture.

They're fucking so cute.

Oh, man.

Oh my god, two calves.

These stunning colours.

I know.

That's why she sent it.

Now I understand.

I thought she was sending

pictures of her feet.

I still want to see your feet.

Yeah, because we got to follow another option.

I just want to see what kind of feet you can make money on.

Yeah.

It's not these.

It ain't these loaves of bread.

Honestly, I don't know.

They look kind of cute.

I have a spray tan and a pedicure.

This is as good as it's going to get.

Let me take a picture.

Oh, yeah.

And then we'll see.

Oh, you know what?

Can you see it on the YouTube?

I don't want to give it away for free.

Oh, that's a nice foot.

Certain OnlyFans.

Only foot.

Only one foot.

So that is Dear Toasters.

Thank you to everyone who wrote in for being vulnerable with us.

And if you want to write in dear toasters at gmail.com, that is our show.

It is.

We actually have to wrap because we have a busy day.

Meetings,

meetings, meetings.

Podcast, podcast, podcast we're recording doing four podcasts today yeah that's crazy should we listen all because we're doing this one check then we're going on skinny confidentials podcast him and her we're so excited we need to go there now we're already running late are we then we're recording with them for tmt so stay tuned for that i think that'll be up tomorrow yes and then claudia and i are recording a patreon episode all about

books we just feel like we've been talking a lot about books we should dedicate a whole it's it's not gonna be like a mini redheads but i just want to catch up with all the books we've read.

And like reading recap books.

Like, I feel like I get so many messages that are like, where's the verity recap?

Where's Seven Husbands of Evelyn?

And where are our official lists?

I'm going to go through my Goodreads and make my official five-star, four-star, three-star list.

Yes, exactly.

So that we can share that with all of you.

So if you have any book questions, reach out before we record.

But we're just going to get, we're going to get into it.

So we have to go.

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