S4 Ep153: You Could Try Sears: Thursday, August 26, 2021

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Good morning, Millennials.

Welcome back to the Morning Toast.

Happy Thursday.

Hope everyone's having a great day.

Hey, Jax, how you dern?

I'm dern good because for us, this Thursday is quite like a Friday.

Last show of the week, I'm feeling so good and excited about it, ready to give it my all and leave it all at the toast.

Yeah, no, I'm wearing my Friday outfit because it's a Thursday that feels like a Friday.

My outfit too is something that I would wear on a Friday because it's like, you know, a very cozy outfit.

I have my cozy shoes on.

I really got dressed with Friday in mind.

So everyone, if you're watching, sorry.

Yeah, no, it's just Friday's more of a mentality.

Yeah.

Also, just like, take tomorrow off.

Yeah, you deserve it.

Yeah, some are Fridays.

A little mental health day.

Yeah.

Love to hear it.

Well, I hope everyone had a great day.

Yesterday's episode was just full of information.

You know, I'm kind of, I know this is not about me, and don't worry, that's something I'm struggling with.

But I'm just kind of decompressing from the last few days.

It's been a whirlwind of attention.

Are you ever just like relieved to have it not be about you?

You know what I mean?

No.

I feel like some, like, you don't, like...

It must be nice that it's like so much attention and it's like you don't even have to.

Yeah, I guess that's true.

Like I'm reaping a lot of the benefits of your pregnancy, just like clout chasing you.

Yeah.

And it does feel good.

Right?

Yeah.

Pros and cons.

For sure.

And like, I don't have to carry a baby.

Right.

To term.

I'm good.

You get to go drinking tonight, having sushi and getting spray tan.

No, I actually am getting a spray tan, and I was supposed to go drinking tonight, but I'm this fucking close to throwing my back out and have to get on a plane tomorrow.

So I've got to relax.

You do.

Muscle relax.

Muscle relax.

Yeah, take a bath, take a pill.

Honestly,

you know, I'm on this journey to secretly.

Yes.

Bath, get out of the bath.

Bath, then pill.

Yeah.

I'm on this journey to see the snow before Christmas.

And I'm also on a journey.

I've just, I guess, I knew that my bathtub wasn't an ideal size when I moved in, but I guess, you know, I have increased in size, width, and length.

Well, width.

And another part of my journey to see the snow before Christmas in a hopefully brand new apartment is I need a tub that fits my needs.

You should come over and use my tub.

My tub is so sick.

I've got a nice tub.

No, I actually can't even come over to your apartment.

You have a tub with a view.

You have a tub with a view, a tub that is so sunken into the ground, you could get lost in there.

You really could.

No, like, you know how?

I have to use my core to stay up when, like, I'm chilling in the tub.

It's so hard for me.

You know how, like, when we were kids, we would go to the beach and you would say, like, I'm digging a hole so far in the ground, you'll go to China.

Like, if you go all the way down in your bathtub, you come out in Shanghai.

Like, it's so deep.

It is.

You should come borrow it sometime.

I should, but then it's like, I have to waddle home wet.

Like.

Sleep over.

You don't have an extra bed.

We'll sleep together.

Bring the boys.

The boys being due and Brew.

Yeah, of course.

Not me, you Zach and Ben in a bed together.

Oh, no.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaking of Dew and Brew, both boys could not make it today.

I can only speak for Brew.

We're recording after this another episode for Patreon, QA about pregnancy, taking all of your questions.

And we're also recording it as a video because some people requested that, so we're like, sure.

Yeah, we should do that more often because it's just like a regular episode.

It's going to feel like a regular episode, but just like pregnancy-themed.

And so, Brew, I don't know how long that's going to go, and I didn't want to cut into his gym time.

Of course, of course, of course.

What's Dew's excuse today?

Dude's excuse is that his mom literally almost broke her back.

Like my back, and I just can't be like bending over, putting his harness on, lifting him up.

Like, I will throw my back out.

Got it.

I'm so close.

Like, I have to be so careful.

Okay.

Well, you should use one of the chirp.

Oh, I should actually.

It's here.

I'm going to come here.

Yeah.

I just like, I need to not move.

In between episodes today, you could do it.

Totally.

A little R and R.

Yeah.

Otherwise, how was your week?

Are you excited for your trip tomorrow?

I am.

I spent all day yesterday, like, getting ready.

And you know what?

I'm really sick of it.

Of what?

The fashion industry.

Let me just tell you.

Because I have been, I've gotten really good in my old age about not leaving things to the last minute.

Like, I'm really good about ordering things online in advance for big events in my life.

And so for this wedding, I have a Shabbat.

I have a Western party, like a pre-dinner, pre-wedding thing, and then the actual wedding.

And for months, I've been ordering stuff and just, I guess it all caught up to me.

Like, I never actually got anything that I liked.

I returned everything I ordered online.

So, yesterday, I was forced to go shopping in person, which is literally the worst, like, the worst.

And I'm just fucking sick of the industry.

First of all, like, when did everyone stop making beautiful things?

Like, everything is ugly, and everything is meant to be like the vibe these days is like Little House on the Prairie, like, nap dresses.

Like, where are the real dresses?

Like, for real women?

Oh, my God.

It's like, it's like that stretchy material over your boobs and big puffy sleeves.

Like, that's all they make now.

Yeah.

Why?

I don't know.

And so I just went everywhere and it was so disheartening.

One, because everything is so ugly.

And two, like, all they do is carry sizes to, it's literally mean girls.

Like, I went to four different stores and they were all one, three, five.

You could try Sears.

Literally.

And I'm like, where is the nearest Sears?

It's just...

It's out of control.

Like, until there is a store that sells beautiful things in lots of sizes, like, I'm done.

Yeah.

I mean, the beautiful things is step one, you know, because like that's out the door.

Out the door.

Like, the way that we all dress now is so disgusting shameful and myself included look at me I'm what am I wearing like sweat shorts today same it's just like a sad state of affairs.

I went to Sacks, which like when you go to certain stores, you know you're going to spend more.

And I was so desperate, I was like, okay.

So I try on this dress and I didn't really look at anything because I was like, let me find a dress that fits and that I like first and then I'll deal with how I'm going to pay for it.

And I found this dress and it was so stunning.

I didn't even send you a picture because it was Valentino.

It was just a red dress.

It was not even special, like Valentino.

Was it high heels red dress?

No, it was high heels.

Red dress.

Red dress.

High heels.

High heels.

Red dress.

Red dress.

That's what part of the song we're in.

The better part.

I like, I like the red dress.

So it was like a very nothing dress, but like a flattering piece of cloth.

It didn't have embellishments.

It was literally just a red dress.

Guess how much it was?

Valentino?

Yeah.

$3,000.

$7,900.

I was like, why am I in this store?

And I couldn't even...

You were on the wrong floor, sis.

I was on the gowns floor.

Like, I saw dresses of all different prices, and I was trying everything on.

Never did I think I would go into the high four figures.

I was like, this is a joke.

And this is what it costs to get a decent dress.

It was by no means stunning.

It was just a flowy red dress.

I was shocked.

That's crazy.

So I've just like, and that's why my back is broken, by the way, like literally pounding pavement.

And I realize these are not real problems i just this is my podcast and i feel like complaining where and i asked you how your week was going and what you're up to where are the beautiful things and until i find said beautiful things i'm done i'm done i feel you and i got and i got stuff and i'm just like not particularly in love with any of my looks for this weekend right which is why there's such an emphasis on glam because with right that good hair and makeup you can really turn it out that is very true you know yeah because the clothes are just not cutting it these days no oh my god like and i would love some recommendations.

Like, first of all, I was like, okay, I need to go shopping in the city.

Like, where do we go?

And it's just like department stores.

Yeah.

It's been a while for me.

No, I know.

I never shop in person.

Now I actually do have to go shopping, like, for my burgeoning physique.

Yes, you do.

You know, Revolve has maternity.

I searched maternity on Revolve, which is where I got my maternity jeans and a pair of leggings.

That was it.

Did it work for you or no?

No, no, no.

But I actually, I'm actually excited to share the news of my pregnancy because now I like I could use some like maternity clothes recommendation stores if you guys know of any.

I just have to say, I don't know how people like went through pregnancy before the internet.

Like, I feel like I'm always hearing about, especially like the toast groups for pregnant moms or moms who are trying,

literally like saving their lives during pregnancy.

And I'm like, what did people do before the internet?

Yeah.

Justice for the cave women.

No, there's literally everything available at all times, which is so fantastic.

Totally.

I feel like, honestly, Amazon probably has a really good maternity clothes.

Oh, for sure.

But I also haven't thought about what I want my maternity style to be because I could just like buy clothes that I like in just larger sizes.

I just I don't know.

I don't know.

And like I'm not someone who wears like long dresses or anything, but that's very like, you know, maternity chic.

I think that the maternity vibe that like I probably will

literally be in sweatpants all the time, so don't take this from me.

But like if I had to choose a maternity aesthetic, it would be Kim pregnant with

Saint.

Yeah, but she was kimonos and body con dresses.

Where am I wearing a fucking body contress?

I don't wear that not pregnant.

All of a sudden, I'm like, kids.

I understand, yeah.

If I'm ever going to a conference, I will definitely wear that.

No, well, we're planning a trip in like two months.

You'll probably have a small bump.

No, I'm not concerned about like the more like dressing up, but like for every day.

What the fuck am I wearing?

I don't know.

I feel like blouses, like, I don't know.

Yeah, maybe like my maternity jeans and like button-down shirts.

Yeah, honestly, like, I think a lot about how, you know, I hope obviously one day knock on wood to be pregnant.

pregnant.

And how like some people, I know you can't time anything, but like your timeline is really ideal for me because like I don't want to be my absolute largest in the warm months.

Yeah, you know, I was thinking about this and that's what most people say, but like the first three months are really difficult.

And so like being so being in the first three months, like in hot, sweaty August, like where the trash cans on the street smell so bad, like there's all these different smells and like things that are just triggering.

I don't think there's ever a good time, but I'm like, I'm feeling this more than than usual, but I think I would feel it in second or third too.

That's an interesting take as well.

Yeah.

I just feel like the message here is like there's never a good time to be in your first trimester in New York City.

In New York City.

That's what's the message.

I think that if we lived in Iowa and we had fields of like lilies and we would just be so excited to go outside and smell them.

I think the message is there's never a good time to be in New York City.

Yeah, not even the pregnant pregnant part, just like living here.

100%.

Though, if there is a time that's better than the other shit times, it's fall.

Christmas.

Oh, fall.

Christmas.

You think?

Yeah.

But then you get like snow that's dirty.

That's true.

Like the dirty gray snow that they never clean up.

Uh-huh.

I don't know.

We're going to have a new mayor soon.

Like maybe that'll be a priority of his.

And like maybe Christmas in New York will be fabulous again.

Oh my gosh.

That's something to look forward to.

That is, but it would be for me.

But not this Christmas.

But it will be for next Christmas.

Fuck my gosh.

Next Christmas.

I'm giving you my hug.

I love, I'm just, I'm telling you, Jackie, if I don't see the snow by Christmas, like you will never see me again.

Like I will have lost my mind.

I know the feeling.

I'm every day on Street Easy, like looking, and it's just such a tough market right now.

Everything listed today, gone tomorrow, 10 applications for an overpriced apartment that has like ugly toilets.

Yeah.

I'm just realizing like in order to get what I want to get, I'm going to have to give something up.

And I think I'm going to have to give up my closet.

Like, my closet is so sickening, and in these new apartments, like with my budget, I'm not gonna be able to have a sickening closet.

You know, I actually had to give up some closet when I moved, and it's it was tough, but I'm glad I moved.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, and like I can do with some cleansing,

and I don't know.

I can do with a lot of cleansing because you're always complaining that you have nothing to wear and

a huge closet.

So, I'm gonna have to give that up.

I also think I might have to give up my dream of having outdoor space.

I do too.

But I need a tub, and I need light and windows and I found a great apartment that like literally, they're so sneaky, you know?

I'm like this gorgeous apartment.

They make these fancy photos that are renderings, by the way.

They're not even real photos of the apartment.

And I was emailing with her and you know for me, it's like before I go down and check out an apartment, like I need to be absolutely certain that it's right for me because I'm not wasting my time.

So I ask a lot of questions and I know that the realtors on Street Easy hate that.

And then I'm just like, wait, I'm like zooming in on these pictures.

I'm like, I think this is good.

Like, I think I could go see this apartment.

Zooming in on these pictures and they like put up fake drapes.

And I'm like, like what's behind the drapes brick walls everywhere like there's no views they they literally trick you into come coming to see the apartment that's wild it's and then i found another apartment and i was like loving it real wrote to the broker and i read in the description she's like these photos are not of this apartment they're of a different apartment okay but is it the same unit same line no

i was like because i'm thinking i'm like the floor plan doesn't match the pictures They just they just don't put up pictures like that's how easy the brokers have it now because people are so desperate.

I will not be desperate and make a desperate move.

You should reach out to Ramona.

I feel like Ramona does sales.

You should just reach out to her.

I should, just in general.

She definitely, like, knows of some good properties.

I was also thinking I should reach out to Ramona when I was watching Real House Rise in New York yesterday because I feel like she would love a Spritz.

Would love.

Right?

Like, I feel like we need to get a big delivery to her home for all of her parties.

Yeah, that's a good call.

I'm going to tell Ben.

Okay, cool.

Sweet.

So that's my complaining for the day.

I'm done.

Okay, great.

Great, great, great.

I don't have much to complain about.

Just like was so fatigued yesterday.

I went to sleep pretty early.

I was reading all day, really enjoying my book.

I'm like 85%, so like the next 15% are just going to be pure enjoyment, which I'm excited about.

It's called Rules of Civility by

Amore Tolls.

And yeah, then I'll have to get a new book for this weekend.

So send me any recs.

Yeah, I was going to start Eliza Starts a rumor, but I think I like really want to save the whole thing for the plane, you know?

Okay, cool, cool.

I'm excited for you.

You've got a lot of good stuff lined up.

So I guess guess without further ado-do-do-do-do, moment of silence for Dew and Brew,

it is time for the fast-talk stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast.

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It's the craziest thing.

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That's what I'm saying.

By the way, speaking of trope,

trope in the like Torah sense, yesterday when we were singing, Beautiful, Sun, and Smart We Are.

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That was the tune, but also, apparently, it's also.

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I think it's really cars for kids.

Me too.

And I hope that that's a national commercial.

I do believe it is.

I don't think it's a tri-state area commercial.

I believe it has national distribution.

Because if you don't know that jam, since literally the early 90s, like you ain't living.

Yeah, so that was really funny that we were, it was in my head all day yesterday.

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I don't know what the kids are doing with those cars.

The whole charity makes no sense.

I don't know even what the how do the cars help the kids?

I don't know.

They can't drive.

No, maybe they like.

I have no idea.

It's a mystery.

I'm sure it's not, but like they don't really clarify in the commercial why these kids need cars.

I know.

And like we're just so distracted by these stunning campers like just rocking out with their fake instruments.

It's it's a genius marketing move.

It really is.

Okay, first story.

Honey boo-boo is back.

She is on the cover of Teen Vogue talking about drugs, body shaming, and having no friends.

No.

Yeah, really sad.

She, well, that part sounds sad, but the whole article, she's back and she's better than ever.

She's honey boo-boo like we've never seen her before.

She's mentioning it all to Teen Vogue.

She said, my mama did not name me Honey Boo-Boo.

My name is Alana.

Oh, she's done with the boo-boo.

I guess so.

I mean, this is probably the time, you know, when you go from Lizzie Maguire to Hillary Duff, Hannah, and Miley Cyrus, honey boo-boo to Alana.

I mean, I've been waiting for this, like, kind of expose, not expose, profile.

Profile.

On Alana, because I really feel like she is an American hero, and I love her.

And I just feel like...

She was here and then she was gone.

Do you know what I mean?

Yeah.

And we never really got an explanation or a follow-up as to what went on.

Even though they're very like

public with everything.

Like, they have a show for everything.

I just feel like I still don't really know what went on.

Yeah, I think that article is clearing some of that up, but also, I wonder what's next.

Like, this clearly seems like, you know, step one in relaunching Alana.

I wonder what step 10 is, where are we headed?

Yeah, no, I mean, she's literally like made for television.

And

I just know that this is not the end for her.

Like, I really believe that in my bones.

No, these pictures, this everything feels like beginning of something.

Gorgeous.

Honestly, I loved the direction of the entire shoot.

I thought it was so her.

I love that they put her in like minimal makeup.

She's a child.

She's turning 16.

She's a child.

She was wearing what looked like Morphe 2, like Charlie D'Amelio makeup.

I thought she looked gorgeous.

And I just love her.

And I think everyone who worked on this shoot, like great message, great photos, great art direction.

I'm a huge honey boo-boo fan, like huge.

Yeah.

And I just feel like our time has come.

It's coming.

It's coming.

I do feel like the resurgence of Alana honey boo-boo is on its way.

Me too.

And this was a great start, so congrats to her PR team.

Excellent.

Really great choo-choke.

And check out the cover.

Yeah, check out the article if you're interested to know what Miss Boo-Boo has been up to.

I know.

And if you really are bored, they have a show on WeTV, and it's nothing like it was, you know.

That couple seasons where they had the TLC show, Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo,

was really

a cultural reset.

And it was was so good.

Because they didn't give a shit.

Like, they had nothing to lose.

They were totally authentically themselves, even when it was like gross.

Like, they were putting Mayo up their butts.

Like, it was really gross.

But it was, like, I feel like in 20 years, like, if somebody, you know, like, if I,

if somebody who time traveled from 100 years ago, like, came and watched that television show, like, they wouldn't understand it.

Like, that's how transformative it was.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Really great.

And I stand by.

And you know what's so crazy?

Like, I always forget.

That whole family came from Tamblas and Tiaras like she was like a breakout star on that show and then they got their own that show was crazy that was like a crazy time for TLC yeah now I feel like TLC is like really focused on like

like medicine like dr.

Pimple Popper my 600 pound life like surgeries like they're very like

kind of gross like with like we're always getting like

surgery visuals like which make me nauseous.

Yeah.

I don't feel like they're into like the weird and crazy anymore.

No, I think they're they're still into that.

But you're right.

They definitely have a medical folk.

Yes, like the medical department has blown up.

What's the name of the doctor for my sixth?

Dr.

Nazardin.

I fucking love him.

I fucking love him and I will never not, I will never just like scroll past a meme about him.

Like I will always give it my time and my energy because he is so, and there's like, if you go on YouTube and watch like Dr.

Nazar, Dr.

Nazardin's like most savage moments, it's such a joy.

I saw one recently that was, I literally sent it to everyone in my life.

I was laughing so hard.

He goes everyone on TikTok and you know, I don't even know if he knows like what a figure in pop culture he is because he's just so humble and like just does his job, keeps his head down, lives in Houston.

But like literally at my next birthday party, like I am having like a special appearance, my Dr.

Nazard in.

And then he's going to give me surgery.

He's like, roast you.

And then he's going to give me surgery.

Yeah.

Like if I'm ever going to get weight loss surgery, like I'm going to the best.

You would go to him?

100%.

Houston.

Yeah.

Done.

Cool.

And like I've seen people who like cut out, get like cardboard cutouts of them or like huge magnets of him and put it on the refrigerator to like help with their dieting.

And I feel like it's an effective method for sure.

You know, whatever works.

Whatever works.

I've not seen that, but also I'm not, you know, on the talk.

You're not on the Dr.

Nazard and stand kind of for you page, and it's literally me and Olivia.

Olivia is this.

I would love to be there.

I'll send you, well, you don't have TikTok, but maybe.

If I find something on reels, I'll send it to you.

Thanks, girlie.

You and Olivia have been sending me, I don't know if Olivia listens to the toast, but like I put that energy out.

She's been sending me reels that like I literally saw on TikTok.

I'm not even serious, like a year ago.

Like she sent me one this morning, like, you know, Gen Zers will never understand like the feeling of being a millennial and like hearing levels in a club.

I'm like, Olivia, like, this went viral.

Like, I'm embarrassed for you, like, six months ago.

I also can't believe that that's like the kind of content she sends around.

Yeah, it was very unolivia.

I was wondering if she was like trying to tell me something.

I don't know.

She was hacked.

Totally.

Okay, our next story is a little beauty news, Ariana Grande.

Wait, if you ever get hacked, I really hope hope that the person who hacks you changes your username to hacky Atre.

Free idea.

That's how we'll know if you got hacked.

Okay, cool.

Ariana Grande's REM beauty line is coming soon.

Here's what we know.

Try and remain calm, but Ari is launching a beauty line, and according to a new billboard in Times Square, it's all about to happen very soon.

The singer caused quite the tizzy after she created an Instagram account and website for REM Beauty, which seems to be a reference to her song REM from her album Sweetener.

The acronym stands for Rapid Eye Movement.

I wish that her last name began with an M because then it would be REM.

I know when you said to me Ariana is launching a makeup line called REM, I was like, oh, Ari.

Gee, yeah, like it's confusing.

That's interesting.

Maybe it's Ari

Makeup.

R-E-Make.

REM.

That's cute.

Yeah.

Yeah, because R-E-M is like your sleep cycle.

Sleep cycle.

So, what does that have to do with makeup?

Also, I do feel like if I looked at Ari's catalog of everything she's done, there might be a better name for a makeup company in there, even like sweetener makeup.

100%.

Also, like, REM is obviously a sleep cycle, and I feel like makeup is supposed to make you look like alive and awake.

And, like, why are you gonna use the sleepy makeup?

Yeah, no, I just feel like there could be better options.

Well, I have to say, I feel very like on the fence about certain celebrity makeup lines because now it seems like a cash grab.

But every now and then, like, you have a real success.

Like, Fenty, Rare Beauty is a a smash.

Like, everyone loves it.

And the products are very good.

You've used it?

Yes.

And it's Counselor loves it.

And everyone on TikTok loves it.

Like, it is a bona fide success.

Like, you, it's going to be the thing that Selena Gomez retires on.

Like, but then you have, like, Halsey's line, which we never heard about again.

Even, I'm sorry, like, House Laboratories from Lady Gaga, like.

Flop Central.

Kesha released one, Floppy O.

Like,

there's more flops than there are successes, but you never know.

And Ariana Grande does have like a very signature look.

Yes.

That I do think that this could be really popular.

I agree.

She's also at a level of fame that I thought for, you know, Lady Gaga is so famous, like, no matter what she does, like, it should be a success.

So that's why like House Laboratory is flopping was kind of shocking.

But Ari's at that level now where like she just farts and it's like, you know, and it's a new perfume scent.

Literally, sold exclusively at Ulta.

Yeah.

So I think that no matter what, this will be successful, but also I don't think it's a terrible idea.

Like she does have a signature makeup look.

She does.

And

I can already envision, like, it's an easy sell to think about what she's gonna be producing.

Like, obviously, the eyeliner.

Hopefully, she'll do some hair products, too, because yeah, like, whatever pomade she's using, like, bottom

need for my frizzy ass bun today.

Yeah, yeah.

So, I don't think this is the worst idea I've ever heard.

Um, I just want a little more clarity on the name.

Yeah, well, right now, I think they're in that marketing stage of like, mystery, here's a name.

Right, right,

everyone's going into, like, you know, detective mode.

The account has 65,000 followers, but has never posted.

And they follow, like, Joan follows it and her makeup artist follows it.

Yeah, no, it's definitely like legit.

But it's just an interesting.

Like, Alicia Keys did skincare, right?

I don't remember hearing about it, but that was like the best idea.

Yeah.

No, I think it was makeup, too.

No, that was like the thing, like, that she.

She doesn't wear makeup.

Right.

So I think at first people thought it was makeup and were like, what?

And then it's like skincare.

It's like, oh, that's actually really on brand for her and like authentic.

Yeah.

Then I never heard about it again.

I don't even know if it came out yet.

Yeah.

And then like A-Rod has a makeup line.

He's got to stop.

Oh, J-Lo's skin.

That was like floppy central.

I don't know.

Just because like you don't use it.

No, it's not use it.

See it.

Like I watch so much beauty TikTok.

Like and I never see someone.

I'm going to prep my face with the J-Lo skin primer.

Like I've never seen that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So if it never comes across my desk in tutorials or like if it's only on their social media, like that's how you know it's a flop.

You're going to call that a flop.

Okay.

I think that's fair.

I think the biggest flop, i don't even know if it ever came out is halsey's like i

i didn't even know that it was brewing there was like a lot i think she did like a youtube video with like a big

youtuber that's what they all do lady gaga did nikki tutorials um selena gomez did also nikki tutorials i think and then she like popped up in everyone's videos like she facetimed in remember right

and that and

I don't even I don't follow Selena Gomez on any platforms I see rare beauty everywhere like especially on TikTok everyone's always using it the blushes went viral.

Like, sorry, it's a success.

You know, I need a new blush.

Okay, so, like, their pigmented blush has been viral.

I'm like, I bought it because I'm a follower and a loser.

And I don't like that.

Margot loves it.

You put it on your cheek, and you're supposed to, it's like very pigmented.

So you put like a tiny little liquid dot.

It is so pigmented, you look like a clown.

And like, where you put the dot, it like leaves a mark.

I'm good.

You know, I really am good on the reinventing of blush.

Like, it's literally probably been the, it's like the first cosmetic ever created, the rouge.

And if it ain't broke don't fix it like do you like a powder blush I like a powder blush I just want something that's like the perfect color for me it's really not that hard like I just need to go to Sephora I agree like I actually had one and then I dropped it I'm pretty sure it was Charlotte Tilburg and had a little bit of highlighter on the rim I have that too it's like a it looks like

it honestly looks like a like a vulva

stop like a bullseye okay sure blush in the middle rim of highlight it's a rim it's the rim job highlighter yes I have that Charlotte colour.

It's delightful.

It's delightful.

And then I dropped it because of Bruno, okay?

What do you think is the most popular makeup brand out there right now?

The most popular.

I mean, I know for me, what I use the most.

I know, but like in culture.

Maybe

Fenty Beauty, or I just need to think of the aisles at Sephora.

Just give me a minute.

I mean, Urban Decay is really popular.

It's like a little dated.

It's not popular with the kids on TikTok.

Like milk?

No, honestly, it's Charlotte Tilbury.

Glossier?

It's Charlotte Tilbury.

Like I can tell you, her sticks, she has like the contour stick, the highlighting wand, and the blush

changed the makeup game forever.

And when I'm on TikTok, every single person's entire skincare routine, not skincare, sorry, face base, is Charlotte Tilbury.

The foundations, the Hollywood Falls Filter, those wands.

It's crazy how Charlotte Tilbury in the last two years became the biggest makeup brand in the world.

It's because she like makes amazing videos that make her products look delicious.

Like, I want to eat them.

Yes, like I want to take a bite out of the model's shiny glazed donut face.

Yeah, but then you just realize like it's because like she's gorgeous and I'm fuggly.

Yes, and the products do.

And no matter how much Charlotte Tiller I put on my face, I don't look like her.

The products work, but not in the same way that they did on the model.

And that's just like something we have to live with.

That's something we have to live with.

No, the brand that I use the most, if I can only like use one brand and it's like probably 60% of what I use is NARS.

Really?

I fucking love NARS.

I think it's like perfect.

Yeah, I feel like it's a little dated.

I don't think the kids are using NARS, but like, no.

I love NARS.

Yeah, NARS and Mac are like

so.

I don't use NAS.

I've never used NASA.

I can

safely say I don't use Mac.

Yeah, I've never used Mac.

It's just interesting to think about.

It is interesting to think about.

Are you ready for our next story, though?

Yeah.

Thinking about something else, Olivia Rodrigo is adding Paramore writing credit to Good For You.

Olivia Rodrigo is giving credit where it's due, and it's due to Paramores Haley Williams and Joshua Farrow.

The songwriters have apparently just learned that the 18-year-old pop star has added their names to the songwriting credit for her recent hit, Good For You, a song that debuted at number one in the U.S.

It's not clear when their names were added to the track notes.

However, they were not reportedly there when the song was first released a few months ago.

Fans observed early the similarities between the song and Paramore's 2007 single, Misery Business.

Musical mashups comparing the two songs appeared on social media, accusing Rodrigo of being heavily inspired by the punk pop punk group, drawing in millions of viewers in the process.

Yeah, so I think like, you know, for months we've all been saying like it sounds a lot like Paramore and like Olivia is definitely influenced by Paramore.

Yeah.

And what's interesting is that like a lot of her songs from this

album sound like other songs, but it's because she sampled like New Year's Day from Taylor Swift.

She sampled a Bailey Eilish song.

So each artist that she was influenced by like gets a piece of their song because she's using a sample.

But with this one, there wasn't one.

And this one was like really the most obvious one.

And I read online that two things one it's called an interpolation like what she did it's the same melody so that's why she had to give them song rating credits but also i read somewhere and i don't know if this is true or not that before the song came out like she her and her management team were talking with like paramore and the paramore management team like about how similar the songs were so i don't think there's any bad blood by any means and like also hailey williams is like so mature yeah like she supports other women yeah but i'm sure now she's like making a good amount of money from the song yeah they do sound really similar and i mean all this time like you see those videos I've been seeing them on Reels of like

millennials who are like,

no wonder this sounds familiar.

And then it's like a flashback to them, like, in their emo phase of Paramore.

And I was just, I always thought that was like a funny trend, but I guess it was like just another reminder to Olivia Rodrigo, like to add these people as songwriting credits.

I mean, like, a lot of songs sound the same.

Like, that's just life because there are only so many, you know, keys on a piano.

But this one was, I think, like, unavoidably similar.

Yeah.

So, congrats to Paramore.

Yeah.

I just want to say, like, I, and I've seen, like, a lot of like old men like on the internet talking about how like, you know, like Olivia Rod.

I don't feel, I just, I don't feel like this takes away from Olivia Rodrigo's like talent or success.

Just like the fact that a lot of her songs like sound like other songs.

I think she's admittedly like been obsessed with pop music her whole life.

So this is like the influence.

Like I don't think it is bad.

And I don't think it takes away from like what she's done.

No, me neither.

I have to listen to other songs.

But to me, when I listened to the album, like the first time I heard it, I was like, oh, this one really really sounds like that but yeah so we got two great songs the misery business fucking slaps like so now we have a 2021 version like literally like if you're ever in my presence at a karaoke bar and misery business come or honestly anything paramore like stay away stay away far yeah I agree such a good song such a good song and now it's back in like the

culture because of good for you so I'm not complaining have you ever seen the video of Haley Williams like it was like an iPhone video of her in the studio recording I should be over all the butterfly.

Have you seen the video?

It's like her true vocals that ended up being in the song.

It's she's such a crazy voice.

Like it's exactly the same, like iTunes.

It's the craziest video.

It's on my list of videos I go down and watch, you know?

Nice, nice.

I need to start an official playlist.

You should.

I know.

Share it with everyone.

Yeah.

That sounds cool.

Next story, a little TikTok news.

TikTok is issuing a warning against the milk crate challenge amid reports of injuries across the country.

Milk crate?

This one?

It's a crate.

That's like what you used to use in hot creation.

It's called the milk crate challenge, and even I knew that.

It's called the crate challenge.

It's called the milk crate.

Everyone's been calling it the milk crate.

I can't believe that you've missed that.

Okay, wait, when you look at those crates, though, what do you think?

I mean, milk, I think, textbooks.

Yeah, that's because they're reused milk crates.

But they initially started.

They're not reused.

We get them at Staples.

No, you don't build one of these for textbooks, but like when you have an extra one, you use it for your textbooks.

They originally started with milk.

Listen, everybody's calling the milk crate challenge like you're just way behind on the times.

I thought it was the crate challenge, but whatever.

Yeah, but it's short for milk crate.

Okay.

The milk crate challenge involves people climbing up and down an unsecured pyramid made out of milk crates, which often ends in a catastrophic fall.

And TikTok is putting its foot down amid growing reports of injuries sustained while participating in the viral, stupid trend.

It's fucking moronic.

I'm sorry.

If you have participated in this challenge, like you're a moron.

In a statement to people on Wednesday, a a TikTok spokesperson says, soon Claudia is going to be like gathering all the milk crates in the building.

No, oh my God.

Me, are you serious?

Like, so uncoordinated, don't have any semblance of balance.

Like, even people who are hyper-athletic, like, are falling off on like the third row and like literally breaking their backs on a milk crate.

The clauder, they're going viral.

Maybe that's how you broke your back yesterday.

You were trying to do the milk crate at home.

So.

In a statement to people on Wednesday, a TikTok spokesperson says that the app prohibits content that promotes or glorifies dangerous acts, and we remove videos and redirect searches to our community guidelines to discourage such content.

We encourage everyone to exercise caution in their behavior whether online or off.

Good.

This is like when people were being stupid on Instagram or Twitter and like eating Tide Pods.

Like at some point the platform has a responsibility to stop this asinine behavior.

I don't know if that's on the platform.

Like people just like you're responsible for yourself and if you want to be a big idiot, like go for it.

Of course, but like the fact that these videos are going viral adds incentive for people to do it.

So like TikTok

inadvertently, like, influencing people to do it because of the clout it gives them.

So, like, if they're removing the clout element, who's going to fucking just start climbing up a staircase made of milk crates?

That's true.

But it's like if they're naturally going viral because it's so entertaining, but I mean, it is.

Like, everyone I come across, like, I watch in full because I've only seen one person complete it successfully.

You have, and what was like, what do you think what the method was?

I don't know because he looked like he was doing it just like everyone else.

Just like slowly, one to the next.

Yes, but like when you put one foot on the crate, you have to like balance your weight because, and you're, you're, the first foot that goes has to be in the middle of the crate to balance.

This conversation.

Where do you put the second foot?

This conversation is making me want to try it.

I'll make you one.

No, stop.

Again, I'm pregnant.

No, I know.

It's so stupid, but like, I saw a video of like literally thousands of people gathered in Washington Square Park

watching people do it, taking turns.

That's insane.

And like when you fall, the entire milk crate pyramid underneath you crumbles.

Yeah.

And then you're forced to land from like 10 feet in the air onto crates.

It's so stupid.

It's so stupid.

I'm sorry.

Like this is where I just don't feel like I belong in my culture.

Like what are we doing?

Yeah.

Do not do it, you guys.

Don't, even if her description made it seem like, I wonder if I could do it, please don't try it.

You know, do something else with your time.

Read a book.

Join the Redheads.

Join the Redheads.

If only everyone participating in the Milk Crate Challenge joined the Redheads.

Read a book.

Try a Girl with No Job, The Crazy Beautiful Life of an Instagram thrift monster, a New York Times best-selling novel written by this podcast host, Claudia Oshra, available anywhere.

E-book, hardcover, audiobook, all of the places.

Yes, exactly.

That is a good use of your time.

Yes, educational.

Now, are you ready for our fifth and final story that's going to lead into the TV recap?

Is it the final story?

Beautiful.

That's really stunning.

Yes, what's the fifth and final?

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Just a fabulous group of people.

But it's really crazy to think about some of the episodes that we've done, like, that were just so funny.

You know what came up in my time hobby yesterday when we went to Walmart?

We did Walmart, like, shop with us.

And then we did a little mukbang with Ben.

Good times.

We still need to do our mukbang.

Sure.

Maybe next weekend we are going to take a trip, a road trip.

We are?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

For Labor Day.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We could do mukbang.

Okay.

Mukbangi yo.

Mukbangi yo.

So yeah, there's just like such fun stuff.

So check it out.

Then the final story.

Tom Girardi's law firm owes $101 million in debt.

New bankruptcy case filing reveals.

This is fucking crazy.

Per document.

But not to victims, to creditors.

Per documents obtained by people.

The total liabilities for the once-famed powerhouse attorney's law firm Girardi Keese come in at over $101 million, roughly $97 million more than the total assets of all listed property.

The documents state that the trustee handling Girardi Keese's Chapter 7 bankruptcy case has filed to amend the schedule of his assets and liabilities.

The trustee reviewed the firm's books and records in preparation, noting that, quote, the debtors' accounting offices were not well maintained and that much of what the trustee found upon her appointment was very dated.

A lawyer for Tom's Conservator and a representative for Gerardi Keys did not respond to content comments.

Yeah, I mean, I just feel like every time we open up, you know, the newspaper, it's just worse and worse.

Not only are they like, you know,

stealing settlement money from orphans and widows, but they're also running like a fraudulent business where like they're taking money from creditors and unable to pay back.

Yeah, it's like the women said last week there he was running his firm like a Ponzi scheme.

Yes, but you know what?

Like if the only thing that he was guilty of was running a fraudulent thing and stealing money from creditors, like

it's like it's not a victimless crime, but it's no way.

It's less

less atrocious than the crime.

Right.

That's just like a white collar crime where like, you know, he's a classic businessman who goes to jail.

But like this is like, you are an evil person.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Orphans, widows, burn victims.

Yes.

So let's get into Real House Eyes of Beverly Hills recap.

It's really crazy because if Real House Rise of Beverly Hills wasn't airing right now and every week and every day you open the newspaper and these news things are

at Gerardi Keys, no, I would just be like, they cannot, she will never get out of this.

But like, she's doing some real damage control on the show and really making people question, like,

what did she know?

What did she know?

And I mean,

I feel like her reaction to Sutton, she's very defensive at like the first person who hasn't like blindly supported her and poked, you know, holes in her story.

Do you think her very kind of defensive reaction to Sutton proves her innocence or proves her guilt?

I think it's an easy reaction to have.

I think

neither.

I think that the women who came to her and said Sutton's worried about her reputation were misrepresenting Sutton's concerns and making it seem very small.

And that's so easy for Erica to call her out on and be like, oh small small town.

And because that's true.

If someone, if one of your close friends is in trouble and you don't want to be by her side because of your reputation, like, how small are you?

Are we friends or are we not?

That's not what Sutton said.

But that's not what Sutton said.

Like, maybe that's one small piece of why Sutton is concerned in general, but it's not because of what the neighbors will think.

No, she was very clear.

Like, in participating in this charade with Erica, all of the women are inserting themselves into a very serious,

fucked up legal situation.

Also, it's important to keep in mind that like Sutton isn't completely wrong because as of recently, and this was filmed like months ago, but recently Bravo has been subpoenaed for footage.

So, like, this does involve like the network and the women.

So, Sutton is not wrong in wanting to protect herself.

She's not like worried that, you know, her friends are going to think ill of her because she's friends with Erica, who's in legal trouble.

They might think ill of her because she's involved in now this legal trouble.

Also, there is an element of like, you know, everyone here has a conscience and a moral compass.

And, like, could you live with yourself if you didn't ask questions, you just like believed everything Erica said?

When, of course, she has a lot to protect.

So there's also that element too.

And I really do not fault Sutton at all.

I just don't know if Sutton is strong enough when it comes to confrontation to be able to adequately

tell her side or what she's feeling.

And then again, next week, they get into it and they're sitting next to each other again.

And it just makes no fucking sense.

It makes no sense.

So they're both talking to each other like this.

With Sutton, like when she's going toe-to-toe with someone, you're like, you know, just rooting for her to be able to get her words out.

I think with every situation, she's getting stronger.

Me too.

And the way that Erica's like really so dismissive of her, like, that's like,

we see a little, we saw a little bit of it at the Rhina Beauty party.

Just like she says something and then like goes back.

She's just very dismissive of Sutton, and it happens again next week.

I do think that is going to fuel Sutton.

Like, she doesn't like to be treated like she's irrelevant because it's actually so rude the way that Erica speaks to her.

Yeah.

No, I think that

I, I mean, I think that most of the viewers are Team Sutton in in this in this situation what do people believe like i would love to know so i don't know i i look on twitter after like some of the more heated episodes to see where everyone's at and every single tweet is is sutton and garcella the are the queens of sutton garcel and crystal like are the crystals not really says she really says nothing yeah sutton and garcelle are really putting the you know the defense the prosecution on their back.

Who do you think pays for a party for Rena Beauty at Crystal's house?

There's no way Crystal pays for that.

Maybe production pays for it because it's like they need a setting in order to like what did they even launch?

They just had lunch.

No, I was also like, I thought they all got there early to talk and then like the party would start, but like literally all of that for seven people to have lunch.

Ridiculous.

I was more wondering when Crystal throws three parties a week for her friends, she's paying for three parties a week.

Well, yeah, for sure.

But like this is not her party.

It's Rina's and this is just a venue.

Yeah, but so Rina Beauty launched like when with that lunch.

Right.

Like when did the website go live?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't think, I don't follow Rinna.

So if, but then I checked out Rinna Beauty last night and I guess it's all like it's all there.

There's a lot of content.

Okay, good.

Yeah.

The fight between Garcelle and Dorit was like frustrating because I really do like both of them and I need them to just like stop this nonsense.

I do feel like part of Dorit's reasoning for starting this random fight was one because she has been like kind of irrelevant.

I think that she needed something like nonsensical to like dig her teeth into.

But also like Garcelle like has been making those digs, so it was like an easy thing to bring up.

To bring up, but I didn't really understand

Garcelle's response.

Okay, so like Garcelle said, like, yes, I have said these things to you.

And the reason is, is because I feel like you talk a lot.

But none of what she said had anything to do with Doreet being chatty.

And I just want to say, we've been watching the show for years, and I've never once gotten the vibe that Doreet is chatty.

Because they cut her shit out.

But the fact that every single person has said it at some point, it must be so true.

Yeah.

No, so here's what I was thinking.

I feel like when Doreet is talking, she's so long-winded.

And like, so.

Let's go instance by instance because they're all different.

When she said to Darit, that's not what you said at, that's that's not what you said on Saturday night.

She said that three times.

She said it three times because Dari was trying to ignore it.

Yeah.

And I was like, it's crazy that Garcelle said it three times.

It's like annoying, but like Doreen wouldn't have responded if she didn't stop saying it.

Yeah.

Because she was ignoring it.

Also, bringing up Palm Springs was not cool.

Not cool at all.

But so Doreen is talking so long-winded, so long-winded, so long-winded, and then Garcell is just like, let's get to the meat of it.

That's not what you said Saturday night.

Right, no.

And like, you're going to leave Sutton.

And Garcelle and Sutton are friends.

So it's like, you're going to leave Sutton out here to like be killed by Erica all alone when you were also the one like fanning the flames, yeah, with Sutton.

I agree.

So, that to me, like, that's Dari talking a lot.

And, like, let's get to the point.

Yes, you didn't say that Saturday night.

Yeah, the other instance that she brought up was something about you would never take Sutton's side, Sutton's side.

But I also think, again, like, if Darit's talking in circles, and then, like, in order to just cut through the shit, you need to just be like, you would never do, you know what I mean?

Like, honestly, now it seems like both, I forget what the third example was, but like, now, two out of the times where Garcelle made jabs at Doreet, it had to do with like protecting Sutton.

Yeah, I just think sometimes when Doreet, you know, is trying to make a point, but she wants to couch her language because she doesn't want the blow to land so hard, she just talks around herself.

And so Garcell is bringing her back to, but you didn't say that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The only thing is, is like Garcelle, like, if you're going to say fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, get up and leave, just to sit back down, that's like a weak move.

No, I think walking out when you're being confronted is a weaker, weaker move.

No, of course, but if you're already up, like, go.

No, I don't think that's a good thing.

I didn't just sit back down.

No, I disagree.

If she had left, it would have been like, oh, can't deal with being called out, like, you know, Denise style.

But every single time someone brought something up, Denise left.

So she stood up to let everyone know she's frustrated, but she sat back down because she can handle this conversation.

I just think, like, if you're going to commit, commit.

No, I was glad that it didn't end that way because then everyone would be like, Garcelle left.

And then it's all about Garcel.

And then it's over.

Yes.

Like,

I very much like Darit and Garcelle, and I just thought Darit was like coming out of nowhere.

No, she needed something to do.

Like she's been so irrelevant.

I agree.

And also,

I mean, she must really talk a lot for everyone to have said it over the course of different seasons.

And it's never like,

I'm going to try and talk less.

Yeah.

And to me, that is like, I mean, I love Dorit as a housewife, but like

as a person that I would know, that is probably one of the most annoying traits of someone

who talks and talks and talks and doesn't say anything.

Yeah, no, and also doesn't let room for other people.

I realize the irony in me saying no but like you're usually saying something like there are people who just get lost in the lingo yeah and i like and i think it happens like in corporate america all the time where people just like are just using like jargon and if they think the longer you speak the more you seem like you know what you're talking about and like I have no time for that.

Like, I think the shorter you can say something,

the better your message is.

I have to say, the scene at Kathy Hilton's house I found to be really interesting.

One, because when she was in her interviews and she started crying crying that like they lost 10 years, like first of all, I've never seen Kathy Hilton cry.

I just love to see, not that I love her to be sad.

I just love seeing a more emotional side of Kathy.

And when it comes to like the American woman like whole thing, like I'm fully team Kathy, like, first of all, just like the whole idea of making a show about your mom is just like kind of weird.

Like, I understand Kathy being like, people have said so much stuff about us over the years.

You're going to give them a whole TV show to like pick and prod at.

And like, Kathy's just very protective, obviously, of her mom.

And I think Kyle is in a completely different way.

She thinks like blowing up up her mom's spot and like making a show about her as like an homage is the way to do that.

Where Kathy's very much like close to the best, like, people have said things about us for so long.

Like, let's just, like, we know who our mom was.

Like, let's leave it alone.

Right.

Also, what I think is so confusing about what Kyle says, it's like, okay, so it's based on them growing up, but it's not

a directory.

It's not a true story.

So, she takes these creative liberties, but it's also like, we all know the premise for the show is based on

how is the viewer supposed to know that this thing didn't happen, but this thing did.

And, like, I actually think that makes it worse.

Like, either be totally true to the story so there's no room for like extrapolation

or make a show based on someone else at another time.

Yeah, no, I completely agreed with Kathy, like, being mad at Kyle for that, especially if when she had the idea for the show and started producing it, she was not even on good terms with her sister.

Like, honestly, and the show ended up getting canceled, and I'm sure that's something like all of that just to get canceled.

Like, I think that

Kyle should and probably does regret doing that project because everything Kathy was saying, I was like, facts.

You know, Kathy's like, you know, funny, who's Hunky Dory, but every now and then she's really fucking poignant.

Like, she's really the older sister.

Yes.

And I was just like living for her.

She was 100% right.

Like,

first of all, not to be rude, but who was their mom?

She's not a famous person, right?

No.

So, like, why would anyone care about a TV show about her?

I don't know.

Like, that's what I wasn't understanding.

Like, I didn't look into it.

I mean, there's something.

Like, Google it.

Okay.

Well, I just, I agreed with Kathy.

I love her.

Yeah, and it was nice to see her, like, in her home in the way that she lives her life.

TV dinners.

Ritz crackers look fucking fire.

TV dinner tray.

TV dinner tray.

I'm going to buy one.

I actually got one recently that I, it's a bed, um, like, eat-from-bed tray.

Oh, my God.

Um, I have to sit up in order to, like, I don't like to lie in my bed and eat, but because my kitchen smell, if you watch the Patreon vlog, like, I can't even walk into my kitchen, like, let alone eat in there.

Smelly.

So I take my meals in my bedroom most of the time now.

And so I had to get a tray.

And it's hysterical.

I need is it one that like you put over your lap?

Yes.

Or okay.

I should also get one that stands on the floor.

And that like slides under your bed.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

I should, that's really crazy.

No, I know, but like you need one.

And honestly, in my new apartment, I don't think I can't buy anything for my house until I'm in a new apartment.

Right.

But that's going to be my first purchase.

Yeah.

No, but like she's really bringing back TV dinner trays and they're so like useful.

No, I know.

And that like little library nook just looked like a warm, fabulous place to eat a salad on a TV dinner table.

It did.

And I bet her dinner party is going to be fabulous.

I can't wait.

I'm going to do it.

Background lanterns.

I liked what she said about how Doreen does her look.

That's like fashion and that's what she's into and like that Kathy does her look on the table.

I totally understood what she meant.

No, she's really like a grown woman.

Yeah.

And I think she's elevating the shit out of the show.

I think she was like shading Doreen at all.

And now I'm someone who does my look on myself.

Like shading myself.

I'm not shading at all.

It was a, made the viewer really understand what she's about to put into her table.

Yeah, I am obsessed.

Like, she's elevating this shit, like, so hard.

No, yeah.

In the beginning, I wasn't sure where we were headed with her as a cast member.

I didn't think, but now I'm just like, I want actually her to go on Watch What Happens Live and I want Annie to ask her opinion on every single storyline in the franchise because, like, I trust her opinion.

She's so on point.

And when she was just putting on her lipstick when everyone was fighting and she had no idea that Garcelle was telling everyone to go fuck themselves, she's a queen.

Yeah.

I love her.

Yeah.

So that's a TV recap, right?

Anything else happened on Beverly Hills we need to talk about?

No.

No.

Oh, um

Delilah and Amelia and the boyfriend and the

Scott

Nothing I don't know what anything

Delilah and her boyfriend are cute.

Delilah is everything.

Like I'm obsessed with her and her boyfriend's so cute.

Yeah.

And he's from Love Island.

Yes, but UK, right?

Yes.

Maybe we should go watch his season.

You should.

Yeah.

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