S4 Ep152: Jackie's Pregnant!: Wednesday, August 25th, 2021

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Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the morning toast.

Happy hump day.

We have so much to celebrate.

We have so much to celebrate.

First is hump day.

So like, let's just get that out of the way.

Most importantly, it's hump day.

And like, you are about to be humpy-o.

Oh my god.

And hump day will be even more special.

It will be a celebration of you.

Oh, that's and my body.

That's so beautiful.

I look forward to that chapter for me.

It has been a whirlwind 24 hours.

It has been.

Well, it's actually been like a whirlwind three months for us, you, but.

Right, for me.

No, but the last 24 hours have been extremely whirlwindy for a girl who's already been through a whirlwind.

So I can say that.

As probably most of you know, I announced yesterday on Patreon and Instagram that I am pregnant.

That is so crazy.

And it's so crazy to be able to share it now.

And I'm so excited to share it because being in your first trimester and like going through so many like physical symptoms and it's so emotional and your body's changing and you can't really talk about it.

Like it's very isolating.

And so especially to do a show where like we talk about ourselves and it's like, oh, what did you do yesterday?

I laid in bed all day.

What like and

I'm not just lazy.

Right.

It's very freeing to be able to share it now.

So yesterday, I posted a Patreon vlog of the past three months.

I started vlogging the day that we took the pregnancy test because I knew that I would want, you know, a memento.

I knew that I want to remember this.

You used to pray for a moment just like this.

There's a fire in your eyes, I can't resist.

Baby, we're going to want to remember this.

Baby, we're going to want to remember this.

I could taste it for...

We're done?

Oh, yeah.

I thought.

Okay.

Cool.

Yeah, no.

I think that was a good place to stop.

So I posted the vlog yesterday.

It's on Patreon.

If you want to check it out, just going through the three months, you know, a lot of the milestones, a lot of how I was feeling along the way.

It's been very much a journey, you know.

A gender reveal.

A gender reveal.

Yes, I am sharing the gender of my baby because, I mean, a lot of people like to tease it out.

But I just want to be able to share and talk about it.

And I don't want to have to worry, like, oh, wait, did I give it away?

Like, did I use a pronoun?

Right.

Yeah.

So I'm not going to talk about it today because I want you guys to go watch a Patreon vlog and like have that moment.

Not spoil anything.

Yeah, I don't want to spoil my own vlog, but head over to patreon.com/slash a morning toast.

Probably the the best part of the vlog is when I told Dana and Rebecca.

The best part literally ever.

I'm Jackie.

His vlog is Rit.

And Dana in the car.

Mine was good.

Yours was good.

First of all, you sent us that video like

when you took it.

I didn't realize it was going to be part of the vlog.

And I watched it 1,000 times.

I don't know where to look.

Like, who's better to look at?

Rit or Dana?

Because like Dana looks so funny, but Rit is so like emotional.

It's such a great moment.

I've re-watched it 100 times since the vlog came out, and I had already watched it like 35 times.

Yeah, so it was really special because I didn't get that many people's reactions on cameras because a lot of most of family I told via FaceTime because I just wanted you guys to know the minute that I knew.

So that was like nice for me, but you know, not great for the vlog.

The vlog, the content.

So that was really fun.

And then I shared a photo of Zach and I with the sonogram yesterday on my Instagram.

And you got 100,000 likes.

And I got 100,000 likes.

And that's crazy.

I didn't see that for myself.

That's like half of your followers.

No.

I know.

And it's like, where have you guys been this whole time?

Where's that energy when I'm posting like thirst traps?

100%.

No, like that was really shocking for me.

And I just like, I really felt so much love and support.

And I got the nicest messages and the nicest comments.

And it was a very...

It was a very fun day.

It was also like very overwhelming and emotional.

And just like every day is when you're pregnant, really.

But it was really wonderful.

So again, if you want more content and you want to know the baby's gender, head over to patreon.com slash the morning toast and also Claudia and I are going to be doing a podcast this month like taking all of your questions So if you have a specific question for me, you'll be able to ask that in the Facebook group Claudia will ask me two things one the Facebook group has just become this like wonderful place and Everyone's like sharing their journeys with their kids.

It's so cute.

But the other thing is I just have to say and I've been like dying to say this like since you became pregnant like Pregnant Jackie Oh is such, not the regular Jackie O's, there's not anything wrong with her.

There's nothing.

But like pregnant Jackie O O is just like giving me life.

Cause like now you and I like really like relate on a lot of levels.

Like everywhere you go, you're looking for a chair.

Like that's literally me.

Like you're just.

eating everything like that's literally me.

I'm always here like should we order a pizza?

And like before that you were always like let's lay one more shop before we go have lunch.

You know like you're always like wanting to like do the most like and not really like relax.

Why'd you say let's lay one?

Like no like if we're going shopping like let's hit one more sport before we go have lunch.

Like no no let's eat lunch now.

How about that?

Okay.

So like now you're just like on my level and I'm just so excited for me.

Yeah.

no, I'm definitely feeling extremely lazy, extremely hungry all the time.

And that's where the journey has taken me, you know.

Every day is different, though.

Every week is really different.

Like, it's funny to watch the vlog and see how I felt in the beginning, what I like recognized as symptoms versus now, versus like, I've had some really awful weeks the past few weeks.

So, now when people ask me how I'm feeling, I'm like, I feel great.

Yeah.

But you also like forget about all the time so you didn't feel great.

Somebody posted something so cute in the toast after dark today.

From brew to bro.

Because he's he's gonna be a brother

bruno is gonna be a big bro and

i can't even tell you about this man brew and i've been trying to tell you guys

i've been trying to tell you guys like how close we've become and you know because he's an amazing man but like this man brew has gotten me through the last three months like no shade to my husband i love you babe but you know he's busy he works works yeah brew's job

protect mom is protect mom he's mom's male nurse and mom needs something brew's barking for it like he's always he we nap together every single day he's constantly looking out for mom emotionally and physically and i don't know what i would have done in this time without brew i i really understand that i'm so glad that he was there for you in ways that nobody else could be nobody else could be did you see the reels i posted yesterday of course

i was sobbing like

that has been brew and i don't even have a huge actually i do have a bit of a belly but i it's not like a huge bump yet that he can like play with um so i don't even know if he knows what's happening he just knows mom needs support and he's like we support you.

Aye aye, caption.

Yeah.

Tell me what to do, where, when.

And he, and he's hits it out of the park every time.

Well, I'm so glad that he's been there for you because

I don't know, a mom needs her brew.

She really, really does.

So so glad to have that.

I'm so glad to share with everyone along the way now on the show and on the Patreon and just like be more open about how I'm feeling.

And, you know, like maybe, you know.

cut me a little slack here.

Totally here and there if I show up like in a bad mood.

Yeah, if I don't show up.

No, I'm definitely gonna have to learn how to start doing a show alone, like just in case you're sick.

I don't want to torture you.

Yeah, though, I mean, I'm at my first trimester, so I should start feeling better.

So it's like if I made it through all the other shows, I should be able to make it through the next one.

That's early.

Hopefully, this is just like a first.

Like, we are like a female business.

Charter territory.

We're going to have to deal with your maternity leave.

Like, what are we going to do?

We'll figure it out.

It's going to be great.

I'm like googling like average maternity leave.

It's like three months.

Take as long as you need.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, I'll literally just sit here with my titties out, like, and just read ads.

Whatever works.

Speaking of, I don't know if it's a story.

You see OnlyFans reverse.

Is it a story?

It is a story.

Okay, so we'll save it.

We will see.

I just get it.

I've been thinking I really should start an OnlyFans.

You should sit on OnlyFans with your titties out and read ads.

No, no, no.

I think that I should, well, that's actually a good idea.

But I think I should do, I think people like, really like to see me eat.

Who?

Who?

Don't be so surprised.

First of all, like, I've been going live a lot during my lunch hour, and people are just like, yes, ASMR.

And then on my TikToks, like the ones where I'm eating do so well.

I think I just need to start like eating on camera.

I don't know.

That's where the money is.

So I've heard.

I don't know.

I don't like it for you.

I don't know.

Now you're pregnant.

You could join me.

That's true.

We could compare bellies.

So, yeah, what else?

I mean, a lot of people were like thinking, oh my God, I need to clear up the biggest misconception.

There's been a lot of misconceptions.

So do I.

The biggest one is that your TikTok is that that's what Claudia was telling Ben on the TikTok about a secret.

Can I tell you that that TikTok blew up and people started commenting like you're pregnant or Jackie's pregnant?

And I wanted to delete it because I felt so bad because like you actually were pregnant, but that's not what I was saying in the video.

No, and actually Claudia told Ben I'm pregnant and it's in the vlog.

You see his actual reaction.

I was in the Hamptons.

You see his actual reaction.

Yeah.

So like that really bothered me because then I wanted to delete it and then it's like, oh my God, an admission of guilt.

Yeah.

And I was like wondering if you were going to like be mad at me.

And I was like, lucky for you, I don't have TikTok.

Thank God.

Okay.

Cause like I was drunk and like people were like starting to comment really, really fast.

And then people were like putting it in toast after dark.

And I'm like, shit, did I do something bad?

But like I literally told Ben a piece of gossip about someone I, something I heard about someone we went to college with, like that I used to know in high school.

Yeah.

It was like not a big deal.

People are so fucking nosy.

I know, but people just think like you keep lying about it.

And that's what you told me.

I'm not fucking lying.

No, I mean, one, I don't know when you posted that, but like the timing wouldn't work out of the day that like I told family.

And two, like the actual video, because Ben was golfing when I told the whole family like Shapiro was with Olivia and so when Ben came home from golf Claudia told him and recorded it and she recorded it to send it to me so that's in the vlog and it wasn't about the tick tock.

What's the other misconception?

The blankets?

The blankets is another misconception that we've been using the blankets to cover up my pregnancy.

I mean you guys I'm not nine months pregnant like no it's also freezing for real.

It's like I'm in the stage of pregnancy of like big lunch.

Yeah yeah yeah.

It's freezing for real.

I never thought for a second like definitely maybe if I'm feeling like but I only ever have used a blanket if I was genuinely freezing because I hate how it looks on the show.

Of course.

I'm freezing right now.

That wasn't, that wasn't a tell.

Okay.

There were a few other things I saw that.

There was one day where I did wear C-bands on the show.

Yes, you know what?

I was so surprised that you did that.

Usually, I mean, there was a bunch of days where I wore them here and then took them off before the show, but there was one day I forgot to take them off before the show.

And you wear them what, for nausea?

Yeah, like for the car ride and just the actual, I even wear them to sleep.

Like, yeah.

Yeah, that was a mistake.

Yeah, but also, like, I am just a nauseous queen.

Like, totally.

Catch me wearing C-bands, not pregnant.

Catch me outside on a boat wearing C-bands.

For sure, for sure.

And someone said, like, I offered you Zofran, which is like a nausea medication.

I've been on Zofran.

I actually haven't taken Zofran since I've been pregnant.

Jackie's been literally like the Zofran hustler.

Hustling.

Hey, you want a Zofran?

No, I am a pharmacist.

Yeah.

And I am paid by Zofran.

I found a Zofran in Ben's wallet.

Like, you gave him one once.

They're so amazing.

And so, no, that wasn't.

I only had a Zofran because I'm not taking it right now.

Yeah, no.

And also,

well, I don't want to spoil the Q ⁇ A because we're going to do like a big Q ⁇ A, but someone wanted to know, and it was actually a fair question, like, have you ever tried Spritz?

Because I know.

I've been pregnant.

I've been really excited to share this.

So I have not tried Spritz from the can.

Since they've been canned, I have not drank a Spritz from the can.

In the year and a half where we were creating Spritz, we had multiple taste tests.

So I've tried earlier versions of Spritz and then like later and we gave notes and this and that, but I never tried the finished product in the can.

So, that will be probably like the first thing I do after I give birth.

That's crazy.

Yeah,

crazy.

Damn.

Well, we're so happy for you.

And if you need anything, like just let us know.

We're very accommodating here at the Morning Toast.

Like, we follow all the labor department guidelines.

Like, you take the time that you need.

If you need to push a couple hours, I'm accommodating.

whatever you need.

Thank you very much.

So far.

Oh, and thank you for exploiting this journey on our Patreon so we can all benefit.

Yes, but also, you know, it is nice to have like these memories to remember this.

Not only that, like the internet is so disgusting.

Like I don't know how, I have so much respect for people who just like share their pregnancy on like free platforms.

Like that's crazy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's crazy.

Like there's such a the people who are in Patreon and in the Toast After Dark are actual menshes.

Like everyone is a sent day guest, you know?

Yes.

And I'm not worried at all, but like on the internet, like I just can't believe like that people are just like always sharing so much.

It's admirable because like all that information, people just like, I don't know, people are so scary.

Yeah, it is it is scary but then you have like a nice day on the internet like yesterday and you're like okay sometime but you know then the the mean comments haven't poured in yet.

Do not even bring that energy in.

Yeah.

No idea.

I just want to let you know like not that this is about me at all and it's something I'm working through.

I

will I will kill someone like if they if they say one fucking thing about you I'm just letting you know like I'm finding their IP address and I'm taking a fucking plane and I'm going to their house and I'm having a stern talking to their mother.

Good.

That's the way to get to someone.

So if you want to say something to me, use IP damage.

Ko-toas.

No, I have no fucking time.

Like, no fucking time.

Not that I don't really expect people to be attacking a pregnant lady, but those former toasters, man,

they've done it before.

Yeah.

So I'm just letting you know, like, you're officially on notice, bitch.

If you leave one fucking nasty comment on my sister's Instagram in the next nine months, I'm literally coming to your house.

But people might just want you to come over, so then they'll start saying stuff.

Okay, sorry.

I'm just calling your mother.

Great.

From a remote location.

Taking a cameo from your mom.

Go toast.

So that's the latest with me.

It's so nice to have it out there so we could just like talk about it when I have stuff to share.

But other than that, you know, we've got a job to do here.

That's true.

Claudia, let me ask you, how was your day?

Do we really care?

Let's be honest.

How's Dew?

Sickening.

He's getting groomed right now.

That's why he's not here because it's Hunt Day, but he's going to look so absolutely gorgeous tomorrow.

Brew was getting groomed yesterday.

That's why he wasn't here.

And I would have brought him today.

Oh, my God.

Brew was out the door with me.

He walked out the door with me this morning.

I was like, Brew.

He had his briefcase and he was like, I'm ready to go.

He was ready to go.

But I'm doing someone else's podcast after this.

So it would interfere with his gym.

So essentially, it's podcast, podcast, podcast.

Podcast, podcast.

And if we do the Patreon today.

We should.

But also, I just have to say, I know this is like not a great time since we're all like sharing positive news.

A little scheduling update.

There is no show Friday or Monday because I'm going to Tully Ride for me and Ben's like best friend's wedding.

So I'm really excited.

And it's like a Western-themed party.

And I'm just like, I'm really excited, but there's no show Friday or Monday.

So I'm really sorry.

But the pregnant girl needs to rest.

So blame Jackie, not me.

No, I'm not complaining.

Take all the time you need.

And if it, if it pours into Tuesday.

No, I'm in and out.

I'm going so fast.

I'm going to Colorado, but there is no show Friday or Monday.

And I deeply apologize.

But like, literally, I went to dinner with my friends from high school last night.

And they're talking about like weddings because one of them is engaged.

And just like everyone's weddings are coming up, and some people have rescheduled.

And it's like, literally, I don't have enough dress.

There are not enough dresses in the world for how many weddings I have to attend.

And do you know that literally every fucking gown on Revolve is on pre-order?

They're like out of wedding dresses because everyone is now

double the weddings this year.

We have last year's weddings and this year's weddings.

No, I know.

Like, it's so overwhelming.

Like, everyone was just talking about, oh, you want to this wedding, this wedding?

I'm like, I can't, I can't.

No, it's a lot.

It's a lot.

Yeah.

Plus, it's the second to last weekend of summer, so we're using that summer Friday.

Oh, that's true.

We still have summer Fridays.

Yeah, and next week, too.

Next weekend's Labor Day.

It's just going to be a crazy month because it's like summer Labor Day.

There's a bunch of Jewish holidays coming up.

Oh, yeah.

Like Rosh Hashanah is like on Labor Day.

Oh.

I mean, I guess you're not going to really be able to sympathize with me this year because you're pregnant.

You don't have to fast on Yom Kippur, which is coming up so fast.

It feels like literally yesterday we posted that card: 364 days till Yom Kippur.

Like, how did it, how does the.

I'm so dreading it.

Yeah.

You're not going to have your own kippour breath.

You'll be totally fine.

Yeah, but I will have, you know, pregnancy.

I think that's okay.

I don't know.

Like, honestly, like, you couldn't handle it.

No, Jackie.

I keep thinking about like everything I'm going through, and I'm like, how is Claudia?

With my low tolerance for pain, like being so spoiled and like annoyed.

Like, I don't know.

I think about that all the time.

Trust me, it's on my mind.

I don't even know if I'll be able to like, like, do anything for like 10 months.

I know.

I don't know.

You're a

man amongst boys, whatever the phrase is.

Like you are a hero.

No, but like compared to her.

No, and like women who just go out and live their lives and like go to work, like we shouldn't have to do that.

I just want to say that.

So it's crazy to think about.

It's crazy to think about.

No, I know.

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He's going to look beautiful whenever he does show up.

Because he knows there's like, you know, big news and he didn't want to show up, first of all, and steal spotlight from you today.

And second of all, he wanted to, you know, in your honor look stunning when he sees you next thank you do

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First story, Kanye West files to legally change his name to Ye.

If approved, you didn't hear this?

No.

If approved by a California judge, Kanye West will legally become Ye, which is his stage name.

He's applied to change his legal name from Kanye Omari West to Ye, according to documents obtained by people.

In the documents, he says that his decision for the change is for personal reasons and provides no further explanation.

Okay.

In order for the change to occur, a judge in California would need to sign off on the petition.

It's like, I don't understand.

I don't understand either.

I'm sure he'll get the sign-off, right?

Yeah, I mean, people change their names all the time.

I didn't even know you needed a judge to do it.

Can't you just, like, go to the name-changing office?

Yeah, I thought you, like, go down to the courthouse.

Yeah.

I don't know you learn something new every day about yay yeah i mean i feel like he's gone through many a phase where his name was like yezus and like i just feel like this is might be a phase you know and i needed for him to make a long-term decision he's been yay forever

i just feel like okay that's like your name is samantha and you want to legally change your name to sam like who cares i agree i'm totally unnecessary i think you should have your long name and you should have your short name can i have that blanket it's freezing in here yeah there's one next to you too though but it's not within arm's reach and yours is oh wow wow.

The pregnant lady has to be.

Oh, my God.

Please.

You're starting.

The pregnant lady.

Okay.

Oh, thank you.

It's so cold.

So, yeah, this is just like kind of like an unnecessary chop.

Yeah.

Choppy-o, but it is what it is.

You know, but I'm sure eventually he'll share

his reasons.

I don't think so.

Because he's got his reasons.

You see, Luke Homes announced today a new song tomorrow.

Brew.

South on you.

Sounds so good.

That does sound so good.

It just sounds like literally like, put me in a field, in the back of a truck and like I'm going to bob my head back and forth.

In a field in the back of a truck.

Yeah, no, that was confusing.

Those are like mixed.

Yeah.

Okay.

Mixed message shows.

Okay.

Like, do you want to be in a honky-tonk?

No, no, no.

It's definitely like an outdoor festival song.

And it's like, we're all like, because the beat is like, okay.

So what about like at Homedale?

Homedale, like third row.

Let's talk about, let's talk about that, okay?

No, I really don't.

If you're about to take a big dump on Homedale, get out.

I'm not.

But the thing is, like, when country artists very rarely tour in the Northeast, specifically.

They tour.

They do.

They come here and they go to either Jones Beach or Holmedale PNC Bank Art Center.

Okay, I'm not talking about Jones Beach.

I'm talking about PNC Arts Center.

But if you live in New York City, those are your choices.

If you're going to Jones Beach, you are also going to Holmedale.

That's the tour.

That's the tour.

Okay, I'm just talking about as a venue.

Will you let me speak?

No, but you need to have the full picture.

No, I know the full picture.

A lot of these artists will come through to New Jersey at the PNC Arts Bank Center, whatever.

PNC Bank Arts Center in Holmedale, New Jersey.

It's an amphitheater.

And they get like sickening, you know, artists because every country artist makes a stop around here, but they're not going to play arenas like they're playing in Nashville.

And I just want to say, like, it's nice that like they come, but I just like that venue is like not doing it for me.

I'm sorry, I know you have like a personal interest in the venue.

I love that venue.

I love it because it's the only place we get to see country, but like you can see.

I just want to be in an like in a field.

Like, I don't know.

I don't want to be in like Grand Central Parkway,

garden skates.

Get grass seats.

And I'm far away.

Right.

But no, you could go to Jones Beach to see that same artist, and then you could be, like, by the ocean.

Yeah.

Why don't you do that?

Jones Beach is far.

Jones Beach is overrated.

The idea, like, you're literally in this like concrete kingdom.

Like, it's like an old fort.

Yeah.

And like, you're on the water.

Coliseum vibes.

You're on the water, which seems nice, but it's like always freezing.

And by the way, at the concert, it's dark out.

You don't see the water.

And it's so far.

And it's far, but it's probably the same as Holmedale.

I feel like it's not.

But just like the energy.

It's also like the way the amphitheater is set up versus like on the water can't hear shit.

Like you're in this like fortress.

I just think Jones Beach is really overrated.

I saw five seconds of summer there with Ben when they were like such a small-time band and like they only had like 15 year old followers.

No, like 11 year old followers and me and Ben.

Like the tickets were so cheap.

It was like seeing the wiggles.

Like it was like so

like they were not popular and we got like literally front row seats and we felt like the biggest losers because it was actual children everywhere.

But we were rocking with our cocks out, and we were like, It was so sick, and that's the only time I've ever been to Jones Beach.

That's not true.

We went to um

we went to a festival there.

I did not go, and I was right because I said I didn't want to go.

No, no, no, not hot 100, that's something else.

No, no, billboard, no, yes, billboard hot 100.

That's I went with Margo and Ben and Victor.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Me, you, Margo, and Olivia went to a festival at Jones Beach.

It was like a day, a lineup of days.

I have pictures of you.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

We saw that girl.

Yeah, wait.

There were so many people.

No, give me a second.

Iggy Azalea was the girl.

Sweet, hold on.

We saw that girl, Daya, right?

Yeah, yeah.

And the chain smokers.

Or no, maybe she just sang that song.

Just Daya.

Yeah, you're right.

Iggy Azalea.

I think Megan Trainer or someone who looks like her.

Sounds tern.

We enjoyed ourselves.

So I guess I've been to Jones Beach twice.

Yeah, I'm sure I could think of more times that you've been there.

I saw Lady A there with Margot and Nicole, the Snatchelers, new episodes coming out.

My first concert I ever went to was at Jones Beach.

My first concert I ever went to was at Irving Plaza.

Katy Perry.

Evaluated a long time in life.

Yeah, I mean, first of all, kids these days are so spoiled.

I feel like we talk about this a lot.

Like, back in the day, going to a concert was like a once-in-a-lifetime thing when you were in high school.

Like, first of all, you had to ask your parents to pay for it, which like never fucking happened.

Worse, they have to drive you.

Either, like a chaperone.

And sit there.

No, totally.

Like, it was unheard of.

Yeah.

Actually,

we might have went to Hannah Montana Best of Both Worlds before that.

Remember?

At, like, at Nassau Coliseum.

Yeah.

You would have still went in middle school or high school.

No, but we also saw Glee.

Yeah, no, Katy Perry was, I talk about this a lot, but you know, I'm like one of the OG Katy Perry fans.

It's funny because I don't even stand her anymore.

But like, I was her biggest fan.

Like, I went to an Irving Plaza concert with my friend Alex Perzelle, who I talk about a lot here, who is a toaster.

And we saw Katy Perry.

And it was like just when she had released like hot and cold.

And like, I kissed her all.

And it was like a turnt show we had the best time I'm so happy for you so as far as I know that's the first concert I went to but Hannah Montana best of both worlds would have been before that no it would have been around the same time no I think glee was after glee was such a good show yeah that was a good time no

best concert you've ever been to oh I mean nobody does a concert like Rascal Flats nobody's so true oh my goodness but the best but then also like I've seen Adele like I've seen Andre Bocelli like they're just all so different you just can't we've seen Stevie Wonder you just can't compare that's true but nobody throws a concert like Rasko Foss.

Actually,

nobody throws a concert like Taylor Swift.

But also, probably the best concert I've ever been to is like Stagecoach, because then I didn't have to choose.

Yeah, yeah.

It was like a multitude of artists.

Yeah, even though Lanco didn't play Halloween Nights.

And it wasn't a Halloween night.

And that's fucking disgusting.

Disgusting.

Even though their album is called Halloween Nights.

By the way, their song Rival is so good.

If you ain't with me, you a rival.

Rival.

Rival.

Sick.

Such a good song.

So good.

I'm like dying to go to a concert.

I've actually been like looking up so much like country concerts.

What about Kesha next week?

No, I really want to go to a country concert.

Okay, and the only one that came was Luke Bryan and I just like don't stand.

I don't but remember we saw him at stagecoach and he was unbelievable.

Yeah, but like stagecoach just does something to you.

No, no, no.

We're about to drive an hour and a half to Jones Beach.

We were all ready to like leave early for Luke Bryan and he just has that je sequois.

He has that stage presence for sure.

He really really does.

I think you would have enjoyed yourself.

I know it's just not the same.

I'm just like, I really need like a Luke Combs concert it's not for so long yeah and it's on a Monday and a Tuesday and honestly I might have to take the Tuesday and the Wednesday off because like I'm not gonna be okay okay I'm gonna do Molly like make provisions no of course like I will find a substitute or we will delay the show but like I'm doing Molly and like you can't stop me.

I know the feeling.

When you just want to do Molly at a Rascal Flats concert.

Yes, I do.

I never did it.

Mostly because like a Rascal Flats concert, it just like isn't long enough.

No, and it's too good.

And then you're rolling and you have to get in the Uber.

And I've never done Molly.

And honestly, I think I would hate it.

And then I would have a bad time at the Lou Combs concert, which is the opposite of what I intended to do.

100%, that's what would happen.

But I don't know.

I still might do it.

Okay, well, that was our brief interlude on concerts.

Oh, yeah, but Kanye, good luck.

Good luck to Kanye.

The courts will decide.

Next up, Netflix is hosting its first

ever global fan event.

Bridgerton, Stranger Things, The Crown, and more will join.

It's called Todoom, a Netflix, Net T-U-D-U-M, a Netflix.

Todum.

Oh, because that's their sound.

When you turn on Netflix,

it's not really da-dum.

It's like da-dum.

Honestly, I don't care what they want to do.

Like, the fact that that's what it is is hysterical.

And now I'm going to say nice things about this.

On Wednesday, the streamer announced it'll take fans behind the scenes like never before with Todum, a Netflix global fan event airing September 25th.

Named after the signature Ping viewers here after opening Netflix, Todum will unite the production company's hottest stars and creators representing over 70 series, films, and specials on the virtual stage for an exciting experience, full exclusives, and first looks, the platform said in a statement shared with people.

So this is like NetflixCon.

Yeah, I was going to say it's like Comic-Con.

NetflixCon, but virtual.

Yeah, which like sucks, but I don't know.

I think it's cool.

Like Comic-Con looks lit, but like I've never been interested in anything even remotely related to comics, except like Riverdale, maybe.

Yeah.

So I think it's cool.

Like they're opening up the cons.

Yeah, I think it's cool and it'll be nice because we'll definitely get like the crown previews, maybe Bridgerton season two previews, like the press that will come out of it.

They'll have to do a lot to make it press.

Is it like live or it's pre-recorded?

I'm sure it's pre-rec

Maybe it's live.

That'd be cool.

Yeah.

But like all the hot shows are going to be there.

So like maybe there'll be some crossover.

Like maybe people will fall in love at Tadum.

You think Addison Ray is going to be there?

Her movie comes out like tomorrow.

Yeah, that's it.

Are you going to watch it this weekend?

Um, I'm watching it at midnight when it drops.

I'm literally so excited.

Okay, so here are participating programs.

I mean, it's everything: Bridgerton, Cobra Kai, The Crown, Ozark, Stranger Things, and The Witcher.

Also, films like Red Notice, Don't Look Up, Extraction, The Harder They Fall, and The Old Guard.

Also, series that will be spotlighted are

Emily, like I'm just going through what we talked about: Emily in Paris,

Sex Education, The Umbrella Academy.

What about Vampire Academy?

No, unfortunately.

Okay, so just like a lot of crap.

Yeah, pretty much.

Also, I don't know if we've spoken about this here.

Like, in your dream world, if they made a movie about Evelyn Hugo, Seven Husbands, who would play Evelyn?

Isa Gonzalez.

Got it.

Okay, because like somebody was talking about that on my Instagram Live and they said Anya Taylor Joy and like now I just can't see anything but her.

Understood.

For me, Anya Taylor Joy is Addie LaRue.

You didn't read the book.

It's TikTok famous.

She is Addie LaRue.

Well, I'm done taking book recommendations from TikTok.

You wouldn't, Addie LaRue is far too long and spends too much time in the 1700s.

You would not like it.

Well, I have like a bunch of long flights.

I have actually like four flights this weekend because it's a one-stop.

And I need really good books.

So I think I'm going to go with Beach Read.

Oh, books.

I have my list.

Would you tell me if it's good?

Like what I'll do?

Okay, and then I'm going to pull up my list and I'm going to give you recommendations.

Okay.

So,

but I think Aza Gonzales would be amazing for for Evelyn Hugo.

Just think about it.

Just think about it.

I'll think about it.

I still have Malibu Rising, but I've actually been hearing

things about it.

I don't think you would love it.

Okay.

So I'm going to do The Good Sister.

Okay, amazing.

By Sally Hepworth.

Yeah.

Who we love.

We love.

I'm going to do Beach Read.

Let me write that.

And then I was thinking of doing that one Lion's Den that you said I would like.

Yeah.

I think you could even do Lion's Den before Beach Read.

Or Twice in a Blue Moon, the Redheads one.

No, no.

Oh, Margaret put it on my list.

She said I would like like it.

It's like mind-numbing.

Stupid?

It's just it's fine.

Like, but it's not going to let you're not going to be like

invested.

Okay.

Okay, I'm looking through books I recently read to see

what I would recommend to you.

The Hunting Wives.

Okay.

Put on your list.

That's probably the only one.

It's most similar to Khatoom by May Cobb.

By the way, you should read Eliza Starts a Rumor.

I was gonna say it's like, oh my god, yes!

You have no idea what it's about anymore.

You never read it.

I just would read it out loud to Claudia on vacation to make her fall asleep.

By the way, that's like when I really started reading.

No, you started reading.

I was like, damn, this is like a good book.

It's not like Facebook groups and like crazy bitches and Facebook groups.

You started reading in Utah with Luckiest Girl Alive.

Oh, Luckiest Girl Alive is a book that changed my life.

Yeah, and then you took my second Kindle and you got to read it.

Eliza Starts a Rumor.

What was the other one?

The Hunting Wives.

Oh, now I'm excited.

I definitely want to do Eliza Starts a Rumor.

You really should.

It was so fucking good.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

I love that.

Read that first.

Okay, for sure.

Okay, and then back to Netflix.

Yeah, cool.

Like,

hopefully one day it'll be like in a convention center.

Have you ever been to like any convention?

I went to Comic-Con once at the Javit Center.

I went to Drag Con once at the Javit Center before I ever watched one morsel of Drag Race.

And I feel like I totally didn't appreciate the experience.

I was on a panel and I was just like, cool.

Like, I was just excited to be like a part of something, but I didn't really understand how important the event I was at was.

And, like, it kills me because I have never been invited back.

Damn.

It was awful.

Like, no, like, it was amazing.

And, like, the fact that I, in hindsight, like, I didn't even know what drag was.

Like, yeah.

So disrespectful.

Yeah, that sucks.

It's like when we have someone on the toast, and then like afterwards, I watch something that they've done.

I'm like, fuck the fuck, fuck.

I have a million questions.

That's how I feel about

Chris,

what's his name?

Really hot hairdresser for Kim.

Chris Appleton?

Chris Appleton.

Like, first of all, I've become such a big fan, like, of his work.

And also, the biggest regret of my life is like we showed up looking like two rats who just climbed out of a sewer.

Because we were going on a flight and we just had sprayed hands.

We just had sprayed hands, like, we were just doing the episode and then, like, getting on a plane to Nashville for the CMA Awards.

So we both looked like rats.

Yeah, we did.

That's my regret about it.

Like, my regret is just like not

being more present in the moment.

Okay, that's okay.

Yeah.

And like, I feel like my opportunity for him to think I was cool and like maybe offers you my hair once, like, gone.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, no.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

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Our next story is...

It's a pleasure.

Our next story is really crazy.

so I'm going to need you to bear with me.

Okay.

So basically, you're saying don't interrupt you.

It has to do with two really important entities.

One is Liquid Death, which is a water company that is also

a sponsor of the show.

Yeah.

And two, Tony Hawk.

Okay?

Bear with me.

Tony Hawk is selling 100 skateboards painted with his actual blood.

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Liquid Death said that they actually own Tony Hawk's soul.

He signed a legally binding contract selling his vitality to Liquid Death.

And consumers can too if they want exclusive access to merch and private events.

So, this reminds me like Lil Naw's ex did

blood in his shoes, right?

Yes, he did a blood in Endeavour as well, and people were like, Outrage.

Like, what's he where's the outrage is with Tony Hawk?

Um, this is like, this is so weird.

Like, we live in such a bizarre culture.

I'm sorry.

Like, sometimes I'm like, you ever take a step back from the world we live in and be like, what the fuck is going on?

This is one of those moments.

Okay, all the time.

I do.

Like, only once a day.

And I, not today.

Like, I feel like this is obviously crazy but like if you are a skateboarder like he's your idol skate is life

no like honestly you want to skate with the power of Tony Hawk like

okay like let's get a little blood let's say like I could get you know a microphone with Taylor Swift's blood in it like would I want that no and I'm like Taylor Swift's biggest fan It's like gross.

What if it was also like in the age of COVID, we're really swapping like bodily fluids.

Yep, we are.

What if it was a guitar painted red and it had a little bit of blood?

Honestly, they're sensitive.

Something to think about.

Thank you.

You've given me something to think about, but it's just weird.

Like, yeah, no, and it definitely is.

This is like a trend.

Like, why are we doing this?

I guess this is what happens when, like, your sport becomes an Olympic sport only after you're prime.

You get desperate.

You get desperate.

You get crazy.

Money-hungry brand deals.

And you have these radical ideas.

This is nuts.

This is nuts.

I think it's like a bit of satire, too.

Yeah.

You know,

but it's just that crazy Tony.

Guys, Tony's gotten crazy again.

If only let him skateboard in the 2008 Olympics.

For two people who like couldn't give less of a shit about sports and honestly had zero influence by Tony Hawk in our lives, we sure talk about him a lot.

He's become extremely relevant ever since he's been slighted by the International Olympic Committee.

Disgusting.

The ISO.

Waiting until he hit 40.

Boom.

Olympic sport.

Disgusting.

Disgusting.

I actually, I mean, I'm sure he thought about it, but I like when we saw the skateboarding events, like, honestly, it was pretty amateur.

It was literally

child's play.

I feel like Tony could have gotten in there.

I feel like he could have beat those snot-nosed kids in two fucking seconds.

I wonder if he even tried.

Honestly, like, I know this is going to sound crazy, but I think Tony Hawk competing in that farce of an Olympic sport would have been like bad for his image.

Like, him winning a gold sport, like, beating out some like, you know, 11-year-old Romanian kid.

Like, that's not a good good look.

Like, really?

You have to go to the skate park and beat up like little kids to feel good about yourself, Tony?

That's not how I see it.

That's how I see it.

There was not one person in that competition over the age of 18.

What the fuck would Tony be doing there?

I'm sorry.

Well, first of all, he went to commentate.

And also, like, he gave his life to the sport.

Like, he deserves an Olympic medal from it.

I agree.

Just give him one.

Okay, that's no, no, that's not how it works.

No, no.

Especially not for an old sport.

No, no, no.

Not for a new sport.

Are you ready for our next story?

Sure.

Tom Girardi has been spotted at an

assisted living facility after being disbarred.

Yeah.

Erica Jane's estranged husband was spotted at the Belmont Village Senior Living Facility in Burbank, California on Sunday in photos published by the Daily Mail.

He wore a purple sweater over a blue button-down and khaki pants.

The black eye that he sported when we spotted him earlier this month was noticeably gone.

Okay.

It is unclear why the attorney was at the assisted living home, former attorney.

They wouldn't confirm if he lived there or what.

Maybe he was visiting a friend.

Here's now my antennas are going up.

Because do the paps hang out at the Belmont Village Assisted Living Home?

How are they knowing where he is?

And honestly, that's what Sutton was kind of

saying on last week's episode, just kind of being like, there's this narrative being painted and like you're kind of supporting it and so is Tom.

Like three years, head injury.

He's not been the same.

Like there is this picture trying to be painted of him for some reason.

And And this, all these quote-unquote paparazzi pictures, first he looks frail, then he has a black eye.

Now he's in a nursing home.

Like, how dumb do they think we are?

Yeah, no, I think, like, I, I really, I feel like if I didn't do this job, like, I would just read the article and move on and be like, oh, Tom's living in a nursing home.

Yeah, no.

I wouldn't, like, have to, I wouldn't have to take the time to, like, think, what?

Where'd we get this pic?

Yeah.

No, but we...

are investigative journalists.

Also, did he get the black eye at the nursing home?

Elder abuse?

No, and like, honestly, these pictures of him would be so sad if he wasn't so evil.

Like, you would see these pictures of like a frail old gentleman.

Like, no, but that's what he used to dress so dapper.

That's what they're trying to do to you.

But we're too smart, and so are you guys.

Don't believe it.

Yeah, no, maybe he is living there, but like he's living there for show.

And things have gotten like really dark with Erica on social media.

And like Reyna, like,

of course, like anyone who's sending Erica a death threat is a moron.

But she's like posting that.

I don't know.

She's really handling all of this in a very bizarre manner.

And so is like Lisa Rina.

And Lisa Reyna is like, I feel like if Erica Jane released a line of lipsticks made of her blood, like Lisa Rinna would be the first person online to buy them.

The obsession is like a little weird.

Yeah.

It's not even like a friendship anymore.

It's an obsession.

Yeah, no, they're like mutually bound.

Yeah.

It's weird.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

It's the final story.

Gorgeous.

I know.

The note I need to hit is a little higher.

Maybe I'll get there one day.

I don't know.

I'm just feeling like I've reached the end of my rope with this triangle.

Like, it really doesn't serve me anymore.

Like, I really think I need like a banjo or something.

I literally love this triangle.

I think it's such a beautiful instrument.

It's also so soothing.

I imagine for the podcast listeners, like they love the triangle life.

Oh, you know what?

I think a bit.

Yeah, that's what you need to do.

You do need to put like a ponytail.

Off.

So off.

Oh my god.

Flat.

Okay, I'm ready.

No, don't knock the triangles.

They're literally the best thing that ever happened in the show.

No, I know.

I can't believe we're the first podcast to think of having triangles.

No, I was saying, we're the first podcast to do a lot of things.

I just was saying, like, I feel like I've outgrown it in the sense that I need more.

You need more notes.

I need like a trumpet.

You need more notes.

You need a recorder.

No.

I'm going to leave.

That's not a beautiful energy.

How to play.

No.

Da-da-da-da-da.

On the recorder.

I feel like it actually should be easy.

Okay, fine.

But you can't bring your recorder here until you've mastered it.

Because nobody wants to hear you fumble your way through the recorder.

Nobody.

So mean.

And so true.

Until you've mastered it, keep your recorder at home.

Jesus fucking Christ.

My guy, you're already turning into a mom.

This show is for experts only.

That's true.

We talk about things 100% factual.

No, and like the triangle, there's no wrong note.

That's true.

But if you want to fumble your way through a recorder,

oh my god, so dramatic.

No, like, you know that sound.

No, of course, it's atrocious.

You're right.

Okay, our fifth and final story, OnlyFans has reversed their pornography ban after intense backlash.

They say the platform stands for inclusion.

Sorry, I have lost literally every morsel of respect for the people running this company.

Like, if you're going to make a decision that stupid, like, stick with it.

Yeah, the company told people that the proposed October 1st, 2021 changes are no longer required due to banking partners' assurances that OnlyFans can support all genres of creators.

They said thank you to everyone for making your voices heard.

We have secured assurances necessary to support our diverse creator community and have suspended the planned October 1st policy change.

So like, I just feel like it was such a crazy thing to do.

And to go back on it, like, is so illusory.

But I do feel like last time we spoke about this, I gave them a a really good idea.

I feel like they should start a second platform that's the same kind of, you know, paying for content, but it has like more strict rules.

And it's for like podcasters and housewives and like a Patreon.

And it should be called OnlyFans.

Like, I just think, I think that was a good idea.

Yeah, but why can't it be OnlyFans?

Well, because it has to be a separate, like, it has to be distinguished from OnlyFans.

Why?

I think they want to make OnlyFans like more, you know, less

about sex stuff.

I just think that's good.

Also, I saw someone message me yesterday, so I'm not sure if this is true or not, but the reason why they pushed for this move to begin with

is because the banking partners were pulling their support.

Because, like, there were instances on OnlyFans and I guess Pornhub 2 where there was like videos of rape happening.

Oh.

And they couldn't take them down.

And the banking partners, like, did not want to be involved.

And this has been like a long march to trying to

stop that from happening on these platforms.

Well, that's a problem.

Right.

So,

again,

just one person messaging to me that

I haven't seen that elsewhere, but that would maybe explain why they would do something so radical to begin with.

Well, that's so interesting because when I first heard about OnlyFans, I had heard that the major benefit of paying for porn is that when you're watching something on a free website for porn, like you don't know where it's coming from.

And it's oftentimes like people in those videos are victims of human trafficking and it's just like unethical.

And

the whole idea of free porn porn is actually like

not good.

So OnlyFans really remediated that problem.

Like everyone is getting paid for their content.

Sex workers are being compensated.

They're doing everything, you know, their own consent.

So if that's the case that like content is popping up, that sucks because that was like the antithesis of why OnlyFans like became popular.

Yeah.

Interesting.

Yeah.

Just thought I'd share that.

Yes.

And I'd like to share the TV recap segment, which is going to be so painful because I have reached a boiling point.

You hear that?

My kettle is boiling because I'm done with the Real House Size of New York.

I think maybe for good.

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Okay, so I just want to say before we dive into last night's atrocity, where like they literally gave us the most unnecessary to be continued because nothing happened, um, rumors, first of all, next week is the season finale.

Okay.

And rumors are circulating that today is the Real House of New York filming date, and they are doing it remotely.

Andy Cohen has confirmed those rumors.

The reunion.

Yeah, but honestly, why?

Why the fuck would they spend one more dollar?

There would not be one thing to talk about.

No, I don't think it's about money.

Well, Andy's also on vacation, so I'm sure he didn't want to come back from this shit show.

Yeah.

Oh my god, that's really crazy.

I know.

Yes.

Also, do you see the rumors?

And we'll get into the episode.

Do you see the rumors?

I think it was on June 1

that NBC higher-ups, they are, they're changing it up for New York, and pretty much the only two people who are guaranteed staying would be Ramona and Ebony.

Okay.

With Lou as friend.

Oh my god, she's gonna have a breakdown friend again.

I think she likes being friend.

I mean, obviously everybody wants to be the star, but like she doesn't want to get her hands dirty on this show.

No, no, no.

She kind of floats through and like she's gotten so much out of the show.

Also, the rumor had said that like NBC now owns a piece of her cabaret, I think, in exchange for her staying on the show.

Wow, that's it.

Her cabaret is very successful.

Yeah.

Before COVID, she was literally selling out enormous theaters.

Yeah.

So that's what I read.

Anyways, no,

there's something going on because like...

I think last season of Real House Size of OC was like so bad that everyone was like, we need to shake it up.

Andy acknowledged it was terrible.

And I think compared to what we're watching right now, that season of OC was incredible.

Seriously, at least something happened.

Like Bronwyn was being nuts, and Kelly was being nuts, and Emily was being, like, everyone was being nuts.

And like, it wasn't great.

But compared to what we're seeing now, I couldn't believe they pulled a to be continued just because Harry Dubin was calling.

Like, that's not the thing.

The person who mans the to be to continued signs

needs to go to to be continued rehab because they're addicted to using it in the most mundane of circumstances.

When they were playing pin the lips on the Harry Dubin, like my six brain cells got up and left the chat.

Like, they,

I was losing

brain cells.

So dumb.

Everyone, like, acting like schoolgirls.

Like, I mean, good on Ebony for even caring at all and being able to play this game.

It was one of the dumbest things I've ever seen.

And I, so last night I watched last week's episode plus this week's episode, which I'm glad that I did because last week's episode was actually like interesting.

The second half of Black Shabbat.

Yes.

And then also just, I forget what else happened, but it was just other stuff happened.

It was just a better episode.

And then this, oh, they also, they went to dinner with Ebony and Louis.

It was just better.

And then this episode was mind-numbing.

The only redeeming thing I'll say about this episode, though, is they went back to Ramona's house in the Hamptons, which I know you hated.

I couldn't believe, seriously, one season, two trips to the Hamptons.

I know.

But like seeing all the five all, the girls go back to the Hamptons, like where they are now, just a few months after, where they were a few months ago, where it's like Ebony is now such like an integral part of the group.

They were all so excited to see each other and be together.

And like it actually looked fun compared to like when you think back to five months ago, everything was so strained with like Leah and the plasma and the grandma and like no, I didn't think anything about this weekend was fun.

It's so stupid.

I thought it was actually really sweet to show like how far the group has come in actually becoming friends.

No, and honestly like

I just can't.

Like, first of all, I don't, Leah has got to talk about something.

Like, this is going to be mean, but it's like, like in being a housewife like you have to be multifaceted and a part of that is of course family scenes but like we really don't care yeah we really don't care we really don't care about it's either leah's just being insufferable to the women or talking about her family or with her family and like honestly i don't know your family no and also like talking about your high school antics like we got we got that last season no it's really like she's she has turned out to be i in my opinion like the biggest disappointment in a housewife like talk about someone no one has ever had a better first season than her no and talk about like a fall from grace.

She's insufferable.

Why isn't she showing us to like marry to the mob stuff?

Why isn't she going out on dates?

Like something.

It's just family and women.

Like it's, and in the women, I think, I can't say, I'm disagreeing with her at every corner.

Yeah.

So then I'm like, oh, you're talking to your mom again.

Like, cool, boring.

Yeah.

It's just so bad.

Oh, my God.

It is really bad.

But I did think one thing was interesting when Luann and Ramona were talking about Sonia and they were like, you know, we both got divorced and we accrued wealth.

And it's true, like in their own ways, like with the show and the platform and Instagram and Cabaret, like they both age list, like they have both made a nice life for themselves.

And it's like, you can never really put your finger on like what it is about Sonia.

She's stuck in this thing.

And it's because like she had got the show, got this platform and stayed the same person that she was.

She never accrued her own wealth.

Like she's still in this like money pit with her townhouse.

Like, and I just thought that was like an interesting take on the whole thing that Ramona said.

It's true.

But I also think like like Ramona is a very apt businesswoman.

Luanne has been, I think she went through highs and lows and now she's found her spot.

Sonia like made horrible business decisions like the toaster oven.

Like, you know, even the business.

The guy who runs the business

and it's like, okay, we'll give you 5,000 of the 10,000.

No, it's so turned.

It's so turned.

Like.

It is really interesting, but it also goes to show that like it's not a guarantee the success from the show.

No, not at all.

And I actually was just, i had never thought of it that way but it's true because like of course when you're a housewife and you've been on for a while like you make good money from the show but the real money is in the opportunities outside the show like endorsements and

i feel like most housewives do like a pretty good job of it but like sonia just like can't get out of her own way no and like she should be so popular famous and successful like her social media she has an only fans like her interns run it it's atrocious like i would love you know the job remember big shot with bethany they need sonia to do that someone who has like a good head on their shoulders, who could run her business.

No, and that's, you know what they say?

You get what you pay for.

Free interns.

Free interns, and that's the pro the end result.

Totally.

So it was just like last night was a dark episode, like for all involved.

Yeah.

Except like I love this new thing they're doing with the sprinter van taking it everywhere.

It's stunning.

Yeah.

Gotta get the company name.

No, and also when it was just like snowy and even Leah and her big pink puffer, I was like,

summer needs to end.

I know.

We're literally.

winter winter winter no i can't wait and i've made no progress in seeing the snow at christmas but i'm still working very hard on it again this is just me putting it out there we also if you have any off-market apartments that you are putting on market for rent please dm me we also need to secure some road trips and i'm thinking newport once again yes newport in the winter or like fall like how we did last time i know our outfits were so sick oh my god it was just so incredible the bump in newport you'll be bumping in newport the bump in Newport.

We've got to take this bump on the road.

She deserves it.

Or maybe, who knows?

The bump deserves like just bucolic energy, snow.

Fresh air.

The bump can't ski, though.

Oh my god, no, Jackie, I'm telling you, like, pregnant, you and I are going to be best friends.

Of course, like, I've never skied in my life one time.

And like, when we go skiing on family vacations, it's like you, Ben, and Margo, like, skiing.

And Ben, like, barely makes it out the door.

And then I'm going to miss skiing.

Now we're going to sleep in together.

I'm going to miss miss skiing.

And then when you have a bibbed, like, you're going to have to go on the bunny hill with them.

Like, you're really never going to be able to.

They'll go to ski school.

They'll stay with Zach.

They'll stay with Zach.

Yeah, no, it's beautiful.

Does Zach ski?

No.

He's like, tried it enough to know that it's not for him.

Yeah, no, I respect that 100%.

So he'll be in the lodge drinking.

Well, I'll be drinking.

You'll be eating.

I'll be eating for two.

I'll be eating with you too.

No, that's not.

I would love to do a ski trip with no skiing.

Yeah, I forgot about that.

What else can't you do?

What are you going to miss?

Like, you can't have sushi.

Yeah, I haven't had sushi.

But you're not like a huge sushi person.

I like sushi.

It's not like I've been craving it, though.

And also, when I'm at a sushi restaurant, I just get a roll with cucumber and avocado, and it's pretty good.

Soy sauce and ginger.

It tastes like sushi.

Yeah.

Soda?

Soda, I have a soda when I want one.

I just have decaf.

Coffee?

I have a coffee a day.

Are you allowed?

You're allowed to have up to 200 milligrams of caffeine, and my Nespresso has about like 120.

Oh, okay.

I used to drink two a day.

Yeah.

Also,

if I don't have coffee, like I will have a headache.

And you gotta do what you gotta do.

It's not good for mother's health.

No, and the cavemen, like, we're, we're fine.

Oh, my God.

That's, like, what's so crazy about being like so into history is just like thinking about and like studying like how women just used to like, oh, you're not feeling well.

Here's mine.

Like, yeah, literally.

Literally.

It's so crazy.

So, like, obviously, I'm sticking to all the laws of pregnancy.

Also, the pasteurized cheese thing is annoying.

Not because, like, I love pasteurized, unpasteurized cheese.

What's the rule?

You can't have unpasteurized cheese, but it's like everywhere I go.

I'm like, is it pasteurized?

And it's like, no, but like,

are they?

I feel like it's illegal to sell unpasteurized.

I don't, I don't know, but like, literally every place that I eat, I'm like, is it pasteurized?

And they have to go like, go find out.

And it's like, it is.

Where do you get cheese?

Like, on your pasta?

Like, is Parmesan pasteurized?

I'm pretty sure like all hard cheeses are.

It's really confusing.

I just ask everywhere.

Yeah, that's annoying.

I get it on my salad, you know.

So it's.

Wow, I'm hungry.

Me too.

What's for lunch?

um others i guess like you can't have deli meats which isn't um i hate it's not like i eat so many deli meats but you know a turkey sandwich does sound good oh you can't have turkey not unless it's cooked turkey like thanksgiving

yeah the tryptophan or i could the tryptophan yeah or i could like heat up the deli meat turkey which i tried once but it just I felt weird after.

I think it was more of like an emotional feeling of weird.

You get like microwave turkey?

That sounds disgusting.

Yeah, no, I tried it.

I can't have hot dogs, so I'm adding minutes to my life.

Oh, by the way, that was hard not to talk to.

Yeah.

Talk about you.

That was hard July 4th.

Yeah, that was really hard.

Because you know I love a freaking hot dog.

Can't have...

Can't spray tan.

They say you shouldn't spray tan your first trimester, so that's why I'm like a ghost.

That's been really difficult, honestly.

That's hard.

Because a spray tan would just like clear the whole thing right up.

Ease all your worries.

What else?

There was one other thing that I was thinking that I can't that had to do with like deli meats or something.

I don't know, but yeah, it's just all I eat is carbs.

Carbs

oh, I can't have tuna fish, I don't think, which like wouldn't sound like something I would even want, but I don't know.

There's been a few times where it's like, I want a tuna bagel.

Yeah, no, I feel like you pretty, like, you like tuna pretty much.

I do like tuna fish, so, like, and it's just hard to find, like, sources of protein.

Like, I don't want a piece of salmon.

Send it back.

No, I had it for dinner last night, and it was honestly trocha as my friend Margaret ordered spaghetti, and like, I've never regretted my life decisions more.

Yeah, so like it's just hard for me to get sources of protein.

What about like a filet mignon?

Can you have that?

Yeah.

You should order that.

I should.

Well I'd rather like go and have it at the restaurant because like.

Delivered filet mignon just doesn't cut it.

I agree.

Delivered period just.

Would you go to a kosher restaurant and like have a carnivorous meal?

I would love to do that.

Lunch?

Let's make a reservation.

I'm very hungry.

Well, I'm so excited for you to just like continue your journey with us, you know?

And just again, can't reiterate, like, if you ever need anything, the toasters are here for you.

So am I.

Like, if you need to push off a day, like sleep in, you just let me know.

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