S4 Ep134: A Very Toasty Olympics Recap: Wednesday, July 28th, 2021

Good morning, Millennials.

Welcome back to the Morning Toast.

Happy Wednesday.

Oh my God.

I didn't even realize.

It's so beautiful.

It's Wednesday.

It's hump day, which means that we're about to get over the hump.

And I couldn't be more looking forward to getting over to the hump.

And you're excited to hump someone you love, aren't you?

Oh, yeah, it's hump day.

Even though, do-do-do again, 702 said, still not supporting you, bitches.

And that is what it is.

He's on strike.

He's at home with his father.

Resting peacefully.

I love that for him.

I really do.

And you know, he's so distracting with his cuteness and it makes us look like so busted.

And so unprofessional.

Like, so I can understand that he's on.

I actually considered bringing Brew.

And I think Brew is almost ready to start coming to the show in an informal capacity.

He's only been here twice.

I don't think he'll, it'll be years before he reaches Dew's level of calmness and professionalism.

But I think he could, I think if he were to come, you would see a whole new brew because he's really matured in the last few months.

And actually, in two weeks, weeks, he is turning one.

Ooh, that's tough.

I'm excited.

I really am because every stage of Brew's growth has just been so beautiful to watch.

Yeah.

Well, I actually haven't seen Brew in quite a while, so I don't really, I can't speak on his behavioral status.

I just do remember those days.

Like, I was like, yeah, no, I could bring Theo and like you'll regret it the second you get here.

Yeah, no, but that's how I felt the last time because he was so young, he was a puppy, but in two weeks, he's no longer a puppy.

And I don't know, I just, I have faith in Brew.

I really, I really do.

It's inspiring how much you believe in him.

This is a full new brew.

I'm so excited for you to meet this man.

I can't wait to meet this man because the last man I met Pete at my house.

Well, he was a little boy.

Twice.

He was a little boy.

He hasn't had an accident in a very long time.

And when he went away, he didn't have an accident.

Like, he's been really good.

And he's been trying to prove to me, I'm ready to get to work.

Put me on the show.

I want to get involved.

Well, there is a lot of people.

I want to put Kibble on the table.

I'm like, Brew, you're just a kid.

There is a moment

when a dog stops being a puppy.

And like, it's like

there's like a visible difference in their behavior and it sounds like you've reached that pinnacle no he still has puppy tendencies and like in the afternoon but starting at six o'clock on like he is a mature man he's drinking wine oh yes reading the newspaper he loves a cabernet saunton after dinner well speaking of cabaret Did you say cabaret?

Cabernet.

Well, speaking of cabaret, I watched The Real Houses of New York this morning.

I forgot to watch it last night.

I was so

engrossed in the Olympic village.

And so much happened in the Olympic sauce and I didn't even feel bad, but then I woke up.

I was like, oh crap, I forgot.

And so I'm excited to recap that with you because we haven't recapped Housewives in like two weeks.

Yeah, we will recap it.

I mean, it's so hard to care with everything going on on the television these days.

So hard to care about such a subpar show when literally the most premium historic content is being broadcasted.

And like, what, I'm going to choose to watch Real Housewives of New York?

No.

No, but, but we did what we needed to do, and we'll recap it, even though I've already forgotten what happened.

Hopefully you can remember.

I mean it's so fresh in my mind I literally watched it I swear to God 20 minutes ago I finished it.

So I'm uh I'm a well of knowledge.

That's perfect.

And we have a lot of Olympics coverage.

It'll be part of our first story because there's so much to discuss so we'll get your thoughts on everything Olympics that you consumed and other than that I'm starting to catch up on Love Island and I know what I'm about to say is like so last week's news.

Yeah, but go.

But I just need to get it off my chest.

Jeremy did not say that he and Amy were just friends.

He did not say that.

He said we're best friends.

And there is a big difference because in a relationship, you hope to be best friends with your partner, not just friends.

Yeah, that was like stupid drama.

So I do think that, I don't think Florida lied.

I think she just misheard and neither of them were lying.

But then it's also weird that they won't call each other liars because they're like into each other.

Yeah, I actually like was surprised that there was rockiness between Amy and Jeremy because they're such a good looking couple.

Like, what do they have to fight about?

I don't know.

They could just look in the mirror all day and just be so

smile.

Yeah.

So I agree with that.

That was like a really dumb, there was at some point last week, like a lull before Casa Amore.

It was just like the same people, like trying different things with the same people.

So it definitely needed the refresh of Casa Amore, even though like I hate that I have to watch new girls.

But you're currently in like the stage where it's like, they're definitely getting Stockholm syndrome.

Like same people, same thing every day, same, same, same.

Yeah.

So that's just where I'm at.

I really want Jeremy to find love because like I just want him to stay on the, but he's like really not into anyone.

That's on him.

Like I just hate him.

He doesn't put forth any effort.

Like after him and Amy got to a better place, like, he literally reached out his hand and like, she had to get up and give him a hug.

And they weren't even looking at each other.

And it's just so weirdly, like, not affectionate, not visibly into anyone.

He went from being like one of my favorites.

And when things didn't work out with him and Trina, I was like, that's too bad, but you know what?

You're not going to be into everyone.

Like, I have to accept that.

Then, like, he's being all weird with Amy.

He just has like the weirdest relationships.

And I think there's something like weird with him.

I think he's like a weird guy.

I think he's a weird guy, too.

And it's just disappointing because we were rooting for you.

We were all rooting for you.

We were all rooting for jeremy and now i'm so like blase about him i don't even like care yeah so i need to continue catching up but that was just like something that was really bothering me and i wanted to like see what if people online like were agreeing but then i would have seen like a million other spoilers spoilers no no no being behind on love island is so dangerous like i was one episode behind one

one on tick tock the love island tiktok posted a spoiler like it wasn't a spoiler because it aired it aired but like my god give us a day like you're on it five days a week like not everyone is gonna be keeping up to the you know to the minute.

Yeah, I understand.

It wasn't like a huge spoiler, but I was like, I was so mad at myself, you know?

Yeah.

Damn.

Okay, well, I'm going to continue with that.

There's no Beverly Hills on tonight.

Is that what you had said?

Yeah, I read that somewhere and I have no idea why.

But again, like, I'm constantly reading things that are lying to me.

So much like the podcast reviews that we read all the time, we don't know anything about anything.

So it might be on.

We know some stuff.

I also read that this one.

Okay, Jillian also read that.

I saw a meme that it wasn't on this one.

Me too.

That's, when I say I read, I saw a meme.

Okay, cool, cool, cool.

Christian Grace now.

Yep.

Okay, so that's our source.

And if you have an issue with what we read, then.

Check the bibliography, okay?

Check the bibliography.

Thank you.

And then check yourself.

No, but that'll give us time to catch up on Olympics, Love Island, et cetera.

Yeah.

And I finished my book last night, Ship of Dreams.

Nothing really new to report.

I just feel like you don't really care about the Titanic factoids that I would want to share.

But some more.

I'll let you know if I can.

I didn't even bring my Kindle with my highlights.

Like, I didn't even.

Oh, I didn't mean to discourage you.

And maybe if I sketch if there's like some commotion from was there any commotion when you initially announced your journey into the titanic um no but i wasn't really late but it wasn't overwhelming i just but maybe i didn't see it yeah for sure for sure i was busy so

things happen but other than that for me i feel prepared to get into what we need to get into i actually feel like a really exciting day ahead of me Do you, man?

I don't know if I told you.

Actually, I don't know if I should spoil it.

Like, it's on my news to share.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

It's not your news to share.

It's not my news to share.

Okay.

You'll see it on my Instagram later.

I'm just really excited to be a part of someone's special day.

I'm excited for you.

And you'll tell us all about it tomorrow.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, I'm so glad I didn't spoil it.

I don't know if that was like appropriate or not.

Yeah,

it could go either way, but err on the side of caution.

For sure, for sure, for sure.

For sure.

We're just like so secretive.

Oh, my God.

Secret personal process.

Secret tickets, secret, tickets, secret.

So many secrets.

So many jackhammers.

Should we dive in?

I think we should dive in to the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast.

Because I feel as though you need to know them.

I really do.

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Zach has made share of it, but it was never a priority for me.

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Okay, first story.

Big Olympics news.

Simone Biles withdraws from Olympic individual all-around gymnastics competition after team opt-out.

Okay, this is the second half of the story that we reported on yesterday, which when we reported it, I was still a little confused, but then watching it last night, like, I understand.

Yeah, and it's actually really confusing to understand the Olympics because we're getting secondhand information and we're not not watching it till about 12 hours later.

What had happened with Simone happened yesterday at 6.45 a.m.

So we're reading all these reports from like e-news.

Nobody knows what the hell they're talking about.

And then at 8 p.m., it was on and you got to see exactly what happened.

Exactly what happened.

Clearly unwell.

Yeah.

So Simone will also not participate in the women's gymnastics individual all-around this week, USA Gymnastics announced in a statement on Wednesday.

The announcement came after she unexpectedly bowed out of the women's gymnastics team final on Tuesday night at the Tokyo Olympics.

Quote, after further medical evaluation, Simone Viles has withdrawn from the final individual all-around competition at the Tokyo Olympics in order to focus on her mental health.

Simone will continue to be evaluated daily to determine whether or not to participate in next week's individual event finals.

So there's still

holding out hope, obviously.

That confused me because I thought it's like we do the team and then we do the individual.

I guess there's multiple individuals.

And so Simone doesn't compete.

Does that mean an alternate gets to compete?

Jade Carrey, who had the ninth high.

No, she's great.

But she had the ninth highest score in the qualifications, will participate in her place in the all-around.

She's at the Olympics because she qualified in an individual spot.

Yes, but there are also like a bunch of other alternates and Michaela Skinner didn't make it.

So like she technically could, no?

Yeah.

But she didn't qualify at the Olympics.

So it's going to be Jade.

And I mean, that's a great opportunity for her.

Yes.

I feel like an alternate like never gets

never gets to play because like who would ever not compete?

But Simone is making a historic decision for herself.

She is.

To not move forward.

Yeah.

So as we saw last night, she did her vault and it did not go as planned for her.

She got her lowest vault Olympic score ever.

And you know, Nastya Liukin actually explained it really well what had happened because she said when you like fly through the air with the greatest of ease, like you need to have spatial awareness.

You need to understand where you are in your routine, where you are in regards to the floor.

And for the most part, like if you're a professional like Simone, you know exactly what's happening where you are.

But you can get like a case of like the dizzies where you kind of get disoriented and you don't realize like where you are.

So Simone in her head was ready to do, it was supposed to be a two and a half twists.

She ended up doing one and a half because she was about to go into the second one, but she was at the floor.

She didn't realize the floor was there.

She thought she had more space.

Yeah.

So it's called the dizzies, according to Nacia.

Yes.

And so after that, she took herself out of the competition, citing mental health concerns.

And she had also said that during the warm-ups, she just wasn't like feeling herself.

She wasn't feeling like herself.

And then she warmed up again five hours later and just she felt like off the whole day.

And then after that vault, she decided to not go forward.

I have to say, I also watched the qualifiers like to make team USA, and she seemed off as well.

And I was like, maybe she's just like not giving it her all because, like, she doesn't want to exert too much effort, like, save it for the Olympics.

But she fell off the beam in the qualifier.

She was off in the qualifications, too.

But I just kind of wrote that off as like preserving her energy.

But now, looking at the whole picture, seeing kind of every step of the way, it's very clear that she hasn't been

in a right state of mind for more than just yesterday, you know?

Right.

I think it's been a while.

And I think a lot of people forget that like Simone,

everyone had a hard year, obviously, but Simone also was going through the entire Larry Nasser

situation.

She was vocal about being one of his abusers and no, being sorry, a victim of his abuse.

And she did an interview with her mom about like the process of coming to terms with that and like sharing that she was one of the girls.

So it's just a lot.

And I, and I hear everyone being like, she can't, like, just like stop.

Like,

yeah.

Oh, and by the way, we had discussed yesterday how Michael Phelps was probably going to reach out to her.

And Michael Phelps, he's, you know, the swimming correspondent, he did.

Okay, good.

Also, I read somewhere that he said that the extra year, the COVID year, was

bad for the veterans, but good for the younger veterans.

They're a year older.

Right.

But for younger,

newer athletes, like they had an extra year to perfect their craft.

They're better this year than they were last year.

Chris McCollum said like if I didn't have this year, I probably wouldn't have made the Olympics.

Right.

So I'm sure like all of these factors go into, you know, Simone's decision.

And also, I think Snitch had sent me that one of the reasons Simone decided to come back to the Olympics was because she is the last teammate who is a survivor of Dr.

Larry Nasser's abuse.

And she doesn't, and she wants to keep the pressure on USA gymnastics to like be held accountable.

And it's just, that makes me so sad that like, you know, that she still doesn't feel like, and because I don't really feel like there's been any repercussions within the gymnastics community aside from, you know, the, the, Larry himself.

But so many people were involved and, like, knew.

And I'm sure these girls went to people high up in the organization and it was just like swept under the rug.

And so she feels that burden of responsibility to make sure that.

There's justice for the girls.

But why can't there just be justice for the girls?

100%.

I saw that interview.

It's the same interview.

She was, you should watch it actually.

Her and her mom, she said, like, one of the big reasons I'm here is because like you can't ignore me.

And if I'm still talking about Larry Nasser and USA gymnastics involvement in the situation, like we, we can't sweep it under the rug anymore.

So it's an incredibly like brave thing to do.

I think her interest right now is like protecting future gymnasts.

But like, honestly, fuck USA Gymnastics.

Seriously.

See, I feel so torn because like I want, like, I really care about the girls.

And like, I want them all to like win gold.

And I know it's so important to them.

But like, I kind of want USA Gymnastics to lose.

Like, fuck you.

Like, you, this is what happens when you don't protect the girls.

Yeah.

But, like, I want the girls to win their medals, you know?

I'm feeling torn.

I just, we need some

action.

We need some firings over at USA Gymnastics.

I just feel like anyone who was involved in this

horrible situation, like, must go.

No, I agree.

And, like, I'm firing for sure, but, like, I'm ready for some people to go to jail.

Oh, that's, that too.

But it's.

I'm reading it a lot.

I wonder if Simone is like competing for USA Gymnastics when there are people there who maybe some of the girls went to to confide in who didn't have their back.

Yeah, and you know, what's really interesting, I think, that, like, we'll see a whole new side of Simone when she's officially done with the Olympics.

Because if if you're competing on behalf of USA Gymnastics, you have to behave a certain way because you're going to the gymnastics, you're going to the Olympics with them.

But when she's officially out of like USA Gymnastics rule and like she's just like a celebrity, I think her voice is going to be like even 10 times more powerful.

I think she's going to speak on things like in a much more direct and real way.

But right now, she's still technically a part of the organization.

Yeah, that is true.

So then last night, Jordan Child stepped in for Simone.

I thought she did an amazing job.

I felt really sad for her because I think she, like, from what I could see, they were were like,

they had a strong chance.

After Simone was out, they did beam and they did bars and they had a real chance.

And then Jordan did her floor routine and she fell really hard.

And the announcers were like, there's no way they can win now.

But like, it's important.

for everyone to remember, like, Jordan did a balance routine and a balance beam routine and a bars routine that she was not supposed to do.

I don't even know if she had rehearsed it.

Like, she was filling in for Simone.

I'm sure she was fucking tired.

Yeah, no, she did her absolute best.

Which is great.

Which was great.

I thought that

it was a great performance.

I thought Suni Lee just put the whole country on her back.

SUNY motherfucking.

Oh, my God.

Every trick, everything, everything was fantastic.

And you know what?

I feel like I really know the girls now.

And I think a major shout-out needs to go to Grace McCollum because she's not the best, but she's so steady.

She's solid.

So solid and so good.

And I feel like she gets like forgotten about because she's not like Simone and like Sunny Lee's like the shiny new.

But like Grace McCollum is a true, reliable team member.

Yeah.

She just always, she never does like the best, most craziest.

She always does really, really good.

That's great.

That's that you always need

like a steady.

Yeah, you do need Susani is.

She was incredible.

Oh my God.

Spectacular.

But you know who else was spectacular?

The Russians.

Oh my God, the most gorgeous.

That last floor routine.

Oh, and when she knew that she nailed it.

So Russia is competing as the ROC, the Russian Olympic Committee, because they were disqualified for doing like for doping in previous Olympics, yes.

And I just feel like,

let's test the girls.

I'm kidding.

I just was so bummed.

Like, obviously, a silver medal is amazing, but like, we crushed gymnastics.

Like, no, but they deserved it.

Like, 100%.

Their performances.

I mean, there was a lot of like beam slip up.

Oh, the beam was turned.

Like, everyone was just like sliding off the beam.

Yes.

Yeah.

And when they would do the replay and you see the girls' faces when they realize that they're about to stay.

They have to jump.

Yeah, that they're not about to stay on this beam.

Like it's so upsetting.

No, I know.

And like the beam like really keeps me up at night.

Like it's so dangerous.

Like there's no need for people to be like doing flips on a beam.

I just wonder if any of those, any of the gymnasts in Tokyo right now, if beam is their favorite.

No way.

Or does every, I just feel like everyone's like, I can't wait to get beam over with.

There's no way that anyone like craves the beam.

I 100%.

Yeah, I the beam is

so stressful.

Floor for me.

And I just every time I see a floor, I'm just like TBT Allie Raceman Havana Guila.

Of course, I literally brought it up to Ben last night and made him watch a video.

I almost pulled up the video because I just, that was such an amazing moment.

I said to Ben, I'm like, have you seen the Allie Raisman one?

He's like, yeah.

And he just said that to shut me up.

I'm like, really?

What song did she dance to?

He's like, you know, like the beats.

And I'm like, nah.

No.

But also, Justice for Vault, a stunning activity.

Yeah, it is pretty stunning.

And it's over quickly, you know?

So it's like, you're not biting your nails.

No, the beam, like, it kills me.

Like, and we used to do, I mean, everyone did gymnastics growing up, but like, the beam was like traumatizing.

It's so fucking dangerous.

My kids are not getting on the beam.

No, I agree.

I mean, obviously it's a sign of immense talent.

Core, balance, even, like, those.

Okay, the wolf turns.

Do you know what those are?

Yeah, when you're like, it's almost like break dancing.

Yes, yes, yes.

They do it on beam and on floor.

And it's literally like the hardest thing ever.

I need gymnastics to get rid of.

I see those, especially on the beam, and they give me such a pit.

Yeah.

No, that's not even what gives me a pit.

It's just like everything else.

Everything.

And I love how like the dismount on a beam is like the easy part.

Right.

Because it's like, it's physically, it looks like the hardest, but there's really not much balance required because you just like just do your thing, but they're also probably so excited that it's over.

Yeah, no, like they're always on the announcers are always being like, just the dismount.

Now it's like, oh, only the hardest part.

Yeah.

So I also, I love bars but just gonna say the bars also there was a russian um gymnast i think she was the youngest one i think she was 16 who did a floor routine that was so cute do you see with her dance yes yes yes and she was having so much popping locking jumping she was like kick like this is her i was just like you go girl i know i actually feel like sometimes the floor routines are so like routine like they need that's why haven't a gila was so iconic because it's a song most people recognize and like she was really like vibing like sometimes it just feels very robotic I agree but then you've seen stick it and you know that the song can have music but you know there are so many lyrics yeah lyrics there are so many orchestral songs and I think one of the American girls was actually

tumbling to the Spider-Man

soundtrack I only knew that because Zach was like Spider-Man I was like I guess got it got it yeah so that's a pretty cool way to you know get some some personality in there I just I really need some USA gold like not to put too much pressure on the girls but um I think when they compete individually they really are all like so good yeah that I just can't wait also if you're looking for premium fucking Olympic coverage you have to follow um Leslie Jones on TikTok okay it is so only TikTok I don't know if she posts them on other platforms like TikTok she's like become obsessed with TikTok it is so premium

no she's watching she's filming her TV but I feel like at the last Olympic, she was there as a correspondent.

Why does that sound familiar?

She's like a huge sports fan.

She's a huge sports fan.

It's possible.

Or she was doing Olympics coverage.

It's very possible.

Yeah, but she probably like didn't make the movie.

But her TikTok is so funny.

Like, please enjoy.

Okay.

Um, all day yesterday, I was watching, like, literally the most obscure.

There was so much equestrian on.

So boring.

Like, it's not horse racing.

They're just like jumping.

No, not even.

Like, the horses are doing like

the Dougie.

Like, it's so random.

I don't really get it.

It was so boring, but I did watch surfing, which was fascinating.

And Carissa Moore from America won the first Olympic medal in surfing by the way you were right yesterday is a brand new sport yeah and um she won the first women's medal for that and a really big deal the US lost to Japan in softball it was like a really big deal yeah then I watched diving synchronized diving oh my god so hard like the woman who was like announcing for NBC like these girls like jumped off they did the literally the exact same flip at the exact same time.

Oh, look at that entry.

Oh no, that's, that's a deduction.

It's like, girl, shut up.

Like they're literally so in sync.

It was crazy.

U.S.

came in second and these two prodigy teenagers from China who literally, when one moved, the other moved.

Like it was like looking in a mirror.

They won and they totally deserved it.

Then the swimming.

So much drama because it was a lot of

like semifinals.

And it's just like show us the medal.

Yeah.

Show us the medal.

I turned on, I watched swimming and then like Katie Ladecki came in fifth.

Oh my God.

So Katie Ledecki ran and she lost.

I was just feeling like every time I'm watching, we're not winning.

Maybe I should stop watching and we'll win some.

Katie Ledecki swamp.

And then that's what happened.

She won 1500 meter.

She swam a couple days ago and there was like this really big younger swimmer from Australia who like really looks up to Katie and Katie lost to her and it was like a big deal but Katie came in second, whatever.

Then Katie swam again last night and it was like, all right, whatever.

She had an off night.

She came in fifth.

Yeah.

And we were like, what's going on?

Then they added a brand new race, the 1500 free.

And basically, when you have to qualify for the Olympics and you just like compete in world championships outside of the Olympics, there's always the 1500 free.

But it was never in the Olympics, but it's like Katie Ladecki's thing.

It's so long.

It's 30 laps there and back.

So it's like one, two,

one,

two.

No, no.

So it's like one.

Wait, what are you doing?

Like, there and back is one or there is one?

There and back is one.

And 30 of those?

30, there and back?

Yeah, like they went to a commercial break in the middle of the race.

Like, it was literally 30 minutes.

That's crazy.

But she won by a Maya, like, because it's so her thing.

Endurance.

And then her teammate, she was even more excited for her teammate who swam right behind.

Well, not right behind her because Katie was so far ahead of everyone, but came in second, got the silver, and we just stammered.

Like, I feel like she's having a hard time.

And I was trying to Google if she was dating anyone because I was just like curious because she's like super famous.

And basically, like, what all the articles were like, she's not interested.

Like, she is focused on her goals, goals, goals.

So I feel like she's taking these losses, you know, really hard.

Yeah.

So I'm really glad she got that 1500 millimeter win.

Yeah, that, and that's a big win.

That is a millimeter.

Meter.

The millimeter I could do.

That is a show of strength.

Oh my God, it was so long.

I was like, how are these girls not dying?

And then they had to do an interview.

I'm like, how are they talking?

I was thinking, I'm like, if that was me, they had to pull themselves out of the pool afterwards.

I'm like, you would literally need to like pull me out on a stretcher.

I cannot get out of the pool.

Because they, you know, there's not a ladder.

Like, they just push themselves out.

I'm like, holy shit, that's what i was more impressed with right but it's like after everything they've done like the push is really it's known it's nothing it's nothing for them so caleb dressel did good um my boyfriend so it's just been an exciting such an exciting time i mean yeah and with this gymnastic stuff it's like unprecedented everyone's talking about it and it's really crazy i look i I really look forward to seeing what the girls do.

I think they need a regroup like as a team because I think when watching it, like when Simone left and it was unclear like why she was leading if she was okay, I think the girls were just like frazzled frazzled but then also like Jordan had to go straight to the bars no of course like it was so unsettling and she did amazing considering all I would have been thinking about is like is Simone what's going on with Simone considering she wasn't supposed to do that routine right when was when do you think the last time she did that routine was I don't know maybe she probably practiced it in the gym but like still right so I just I think once you know Timio say anything now that Simone's ahead says she's not doing individuals like Jade Cowrie can get in there they can reset they can reset and I think I'm really looking forward to seeing what they bring yeah um So Olympic coverage constantly coming at you.

We should be in Tokyo yet here we are.

So that's that on them.

Yeah but maybe you know if we're doing such a good job this year like we'll be in Paris in 24.

Or LA 28.

I know I saw that.

Well we could go if we wanted.

Yeah we could just like show up.

Nobody in Paris.

Nobody supplies over there.

Like we could just get on the plane.

Yeah.

Okay ready for our next story.

Yeah.

Paris Hilton says she can't wait to have children after denying pregnancy rumors.

So yesterday after we wrapped the toast, it came out that Paris Hilton was pregnant, period.

Of course, and we were like, we missed the breaking news.

Right, we missed the breaking news.

And, you know, all day, like other media outlets were writing it up.

And then, you know, Paris took to her podcast to say, no, I'm not.

She also said that she does want to become a mom.

She said, I love being a boss babe.

I love working hard.

I'm running a huge empire.

So I'm always focused on my business.

But one day when I become a mother, I'm not going to be traveling the way that I used to.

It was too much.

Paris guessed, it's the true meaning of life.

It brings you so much joy and so much love that you can never even have imagined before.

I just can't wait for that one day, though.

That day is not today.

She said she woke up yesterday to about 3,000 texts.

All my iPhones are blowing up, all five of them.

Everyone wishing me.

All my iPhones.

Everyone wishing me congratulations and so happy for me.

Heard from people I haven't heard from in years.

But then she denied it on her episode of This Is Paris podcast.

So glad I didn't text her.

She said, one day I can't wait to have a little girl.

I want to name her London.

One day there will be a mini Paris.

There will be Minnie Paris and Minnie Carters, but not yet.

Stay tuned for 2022.

Well, I think this was really believable because one, in her YouTube documentary, when she was like at Nikki's house playing with the kids, she talked about how she definitely wants to have kids.

And then she's been open about how her and Carter are thinking about or starting the IVF process.

Right.

So I actually wasn't surprised by it at all.

And they are doing IVF currently.

Right.

So she's not.

But she's not pregnant yet.

Okay, so I just feel like speculating about people's pregnancies is really weird.

Where did this come from?

Let's say it was like a super valid report.

Like, I I think people should be able to announce their pregnancies when they want.

I agree with that.

Like, on their social media or on their previous page.

And I did think we were done with this sort of thing.

Yeah, like, this is so arcade.

Especially considering it wasn't true.

Right.

And if you're not true.

And if you're going to blow up someone's spot, make sure it's true.

Yeah.

I mean, this kind of reminds me

of

one of my biggest...

like pits is when I announced on the toast Instagram and I got a really

really

like solid source told me that MJ from Shaws was pregnant.

Right.

And she literally commented on the post, no, I'm not.

And then I took it down because I was like so pit-inducing.

And then she announced the next day, but she wanted to make her own announcement.

She was 100% right.

And I was wrong.

And that's a learning lesson.

I learned such, I had, I remember I was at the U.S.

Open and I literally had the biggest pit of my entire life.

I will never do that again.

And we've gotten a lot of like really solid pregnancy tips.

And I've never posted them.

Like someone gave me a really good tip.

Catherine McPhee was pregnant before she was.

I'm like, I just didn't post it.

Like, it's not my business.

No, it's not your business.

And it's just so personal.

Also, sometimes you have to learn stuff the hard way because like telling someone you shouldn't say that about a pregnant person before they're, you're like, okay, yeah, sure.

But like, you'll never forget that pit.

Ever.

And that pit lives with you.

And that pit is constantly teaching you.

And I'm so grateful that she still like is my friend because like I was so, she had like an exclusive with people.

She's like, you're blowing up my fucking spot.

Like, stop.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Totally.

I'm really sorry, MJ.

Like, if only you know, like, that's, like on the list of things that, like, keep me up at night.

But I just think when someone feels that badly about something, it's on the list of things that keeps them up at night.

Like, we have no choice.

You've made choice.

No, no, no.

Like, it's like,

I don't want to add to you already.

Like, no matter what I say, you're going to feel bad.

I'm not going to add to that.

Yeah.

You know?

And, like, you know, Shams is like four now.

Maybe we can move past it.

No, still friends.

Never.

Okay.

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It's some pretty crazy bathing habits news that I'm really looking forward to.

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Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher raise eyebrows after revealing their family's bathing habits.

Okay, I saw this.

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are making headlines after chatting about their family's bathing habits during a recent interview on Dax Shepard and Monica Padman's podcast, Armchair Expert.

The subject came up when Dax explained his ongoing argument with Monica that she should not wash her body with soap.

He said, You should not be getting rid of all the natural oil on your skin with a bar of soap every day.

It's insane.

I don't know if I agree with that.

Well, Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher do.

They said, I don't wash, she said, I don't wash my body with soap every day, but I wash pists and tits and holes and soles.

As for her husband, he said, I wash my armpits and my crotch

daily and nothing else ever.

He said, I got a bar of Lever 2000 that just delivers every time.

Nothing else.

And then Monica was speaking for all of us.

Who the fuck is Monica?

It's Dax's co-host.

Oh, oh, oh.

Okay, okay.

Was surprised by the revelation.

She said, I can't believe I'm in the minority here of washing my whole body in the shower.

With soap.

She said, who taught you not to wash?

And Mila said it began as a matter of circumstance.

She said, I didn't have hot water growing up as a child, so I didn't shower very much anyway.

Then she said the habit continued when she became a mom.

When I had children, I also didn't wash them every day.

I wasn't the parent that bathed my newborns ever.

Shepard then noted that he and Kristen Bell only bathed their own then-newborn daughters as part of a nighttime routine.

We could care less about their cleanliness, he he said.

We haven't washed them since.

It's been like six years.

Milakuna said, that's how we feel about our children.

We're like, oof, something smells.

While it seemed like the star was joking, could you wait in with this?

He said, here's the thing.

If you can see the dirt on them, clean them.

Otherwise, there's no point.

Okay, so I just want to say, like, and I feel like I've actually had this conversation with Ben like when we're drunk, like, it is crazy that, like, you know, people survive for millions of years, like, with, like, taking monthly baths.

Like that, but we, we have evolved.

Like, evolution is a thing.

And, like, we now live in a society where you have to shower every day like and trust me It's hard I hate showering, but I'm not subscribing to this weird alternative like Hollywood free thinking way of living like I'm gonna shower and so are my kids and if that makes me a bad mom then so be it well here's the thing I do think on a necessity level like you don't need to shower every single day like for cleanliness sake and also like if you say you were to even do every other day then like then you're getting the dirt off and you're clean.

But and also it's not really even dirt.

Like what dirt are you accumulating?

But bacteria shower.

showering is a mental thing like It's just part of my routine It's not like I'm so dirty I need to shower.

It's just like time to shower.

Oh no for me It's like don't want to start smelling time to shower.

Oh, no, like if I missed a shower one day like it would only just mess with my head like my body is fine.

Oh, that's so funny.

I'm the opposite like I love not showering but like then when I do the next day I just feel like a like a layer of stick, you know?

Yeah, yeah, but I'm sure like like actually physically you don't need to like use soap every single day.

It's probably like not great for you, but I just love it.

No, and like, when it comes to kids, I guess, like, I can understand, like, if a kid doesn't smell, like, why do you need to shower?

Like, I actually, I can see that, but, like, as grown people who are, have agency over their lives, I think we should all be showering.

I agree.

And trust me, this pains me to say, I hate showering.

Oh, I love it so much.

But I think newborns, they obviously, like, what are they doing?

Their feet don't even hit the floor.

Like, they're not accumulating dirt.

Maybe they get hot.

I don't know.

So they don't need a shout, like, a bath all the time.

And I don't think they get baths all the time.

It's probably once a week.

But I think kids need, I think kids are probably accumulating more dirt than adults.

They're in paste, foraging, picking their nose, eating their boogers, putting their fingers on the playground.

I think these kids should be showering.

I agree.

I agree.

I actually think middle schoolers are probably the most disgusting.

I think we're talking about six, seven.

Is that not middle school?

No.

Oh, I'm in elementary school.

Yeah.

Kindergarteners.

No, like.

No, I think kindergartners are cleaner than like a fourth grader.

Yeah, I guess that's true.

Fourth graders are disgusting, you know, from experience.

No, like, honestly, I don't get me wrong, like, I definitely want to have kids, but like, kids are so gross sometimes.

Like, yeah, they really do that.

Even your own, it's like other kids, yeah, but mine, no, yours too.

Like, they're all just like gross, and then they get like this weird, ugly stage, you know, like

where they're just like weird and they have like little hair on their lip.

I don't know, I'm just like nervous because, like, yes, all kids are beautiful until they're not, you know?

I don't know.

Some kids sail right through that stage.

Very few, very few.

And trust me, it's not going to be me and men's.

No, but like,

you'll always know it's like, I don't know.

I feel like you're just really scarred by Brand Stark.

And yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

Because other than that, like, I really don't look at kids and I'm like, you're in an ugly stage.

Oh, you got to start looking at life that way.

It's so much fun.

Oh, no.

I really don't think about it that way ever.

And maybe like the parents can't see it because, like, you're so in love with your child that, like, even when they're in their ugly stage, like, they're always beautiful to you.

But I'm just very logical and I know ugly, you know?

Yeah.

yeah, but Kayla will never have an ugly phase in her life, exactly, and that's how you're supposed to feel, yeah, yeah, and that's how you will feel, yeah,

like for sure,

anyways.

Um, I love to shower, but you know, teacher own.

No, I just didn't know this was a thing, you know, like in Hollywood, like we're not using soap.

Since when did soap become like so outdated?

Yeah, and tits and pits and holes and souls, like that's so crazy, you know, like

there's like a song for it, and yeah, like it's crazy she came up with a phrase, like a catchphrase to explain like why she doesn't like shower, shower.

Yeah.

That's just not how I was raised.

We are so privileged to live in a country with

so much running water, so many options for soaps.

Yeah.

And I'm not going to take advantage of that.

No, I am going to take advantage of that.

I won't take it for granted.

No, me neither.

I love soap.

I just love cleanliness.

I wonder how they feel about hand washing then?

Like, do they watch?

Then they're probably not the kind of people who wash their hands after every time they go to the bathroom.

And you know what that makes them?

Super spatters.

Are you ready for our next story?

It's a little unnecessary reboot news that nobody asked for.

What now?

Pretty little liars is coming to HBO Max.

The reboot casts Bally Madison in the lead.

Bally.

I can't.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Bailey.

You just said, Ba,

like a lamb.

Bye.

I could.

Are we going to walk off?

I'm walking off.

Okay.

Like, I can't get away with anything.

I knew I messed it up.

I'm great.

And I just hoped you would just let me see.

Never, never.

I can't wait to watch that on the

re-show, repeat.

Rewatch.

Okay, okay.

HBO Max's upcoming drama Pretty Little Liars Original Sin has found its leading lady.

They have cast Good Witch star Bailey Madison in the starring role of Imogen, described as a true survivor.

According to Deadline, The Revival is a darker and more twisted version of the series, which aired from 2010 to 2017 and was based on the best-selling books by Sarah Shepard.

The new show

is set in the present day and features new story arcs and brand new characters, and potentially the option for the characters to call the police when something bad happens.

Did you write that up?

I ad lib.

I'm like, wow, no way.

Um, okay,

no,

no, you guys, the show ended yesterday.

Like, why not just continue it if you're gonna bring it back?

This is out of hand.

No, this is out of hand.

Like, the show was a joke when it was on, and it's a joke in the reboot, even though I really low-key like Bailey Madison.

Sorry, Bailey Madison.

Oh, I like her so much.

You me too.

So I think she's cute, whatever.

But, like, just know, like, stop.

Like, why?

Where is the creative energy?

Write a new show.

No, it is so, so crazy.

And it's not a show that people are begging for.

Like, people die.

They're like, give us another episode of Friends.

Like, they did something stupid with Friends.

There's no demand here.

So why the supply?

No.

And also, like, people are still watching the old one.

Like, it's still very much like, you know, something that you just watched on Netflix.

It just ended.

If you're going to bring it back, also, like, you could use the original cast.

Also, like, didn't they have a spin-off on freeform,

right?

Yeah, with Sasha, uh-huh.

Yeah,

it's just like they're trying to make it into like this universe, you know, and like, no, we don't care.

Yeah, like spin-off, Schminoff's reboots, like, different stories, different arcs, alternate endings.

We really don't care.

Like, we really don't.

Yeah, we really don't.

I think this is a no from me.

Me as well.

Um,

and I just don't know who this is for because I do feel like the fans of Pretty Little Liars like want the integrity of the original show to be kept intact.

yeah and also the fans of pretty little liars are grown up yeah so it's just it's so crazy but remember when that show like was so good for five seconds no that show was like so crazy and it made such big stars out of all of them and it was a great show it was definitely but there are so many other who you think is the most famous out of all four shay mitchell yeah me too um there are so many other

like books and series out there that could be made into shows like get on it totally you know totally like there's good stuff every time I read a book, I'm like, this should be a movie.

Get to work.

No, by the way, I literally feel bad about every book.

Right?

But then the movie happens, and I'm like, you shouldn't have done that.

Yeah, you should have left well enough alone.

Yeah.

Okay, our fifth and final story is a little bit of sad end of an era news.

Sad end of an era news.

Okay.

Thank you.

Now I feel ready.

Feel at peace, yeah.

PBS children's show Arthur will be ending after 25 seasons.

Arthur's still on?

It looks like everyone's favorite anthropomorphic Aardvark is finally retiring his iconic yellow sweater and fist.

Arthur.

Arthur, the longest-running children's cartoon in the U.S.

history, is slated to end next year after its upcoming 25th season.

In the winter of 2022, the 25th and final season of Arthur will debut.

I'm really not looking forward to the year of 2022.

No, you should.

No, honestly, I didn't even know.

You can't lose something you never had.

So, like, I never knew this show was still on.

I thought it was like a relic.

I thought it was on for like five minutes when I was a kid.

No, totally.

And also, the news was first dropped during an episode of the podcast called Finding DW with a writer and editor who originally developed a program from PBS.

Oh, podcast making news.

You like it.

Right.

You knew there was a, you know, DW is like Arthur Scow.

I only know that because there's a sound on TikTok that went viral.

Hey, DW.

That's DW.

Oh, cutie.

She's very familiar too.

And she's very famous in the meme world.

Yeah, yeah.

As is Arthur's Fist.

Yeah.

I mean, I guess, like it's said, that it's ending, but again, I just found out that there's 25 seasons, so it's technically good news for me.

Right.

What's the TikTok sound?

Hey, DW.

Hey, mom.

Why are you touching my stuff?

I don't know.

It's like a random TikTok sound.

Who's Arthur's sister?

Oh, Arthur's sister.

And gal.

And people say we don't know what we're talking about.

That's cute.

I'm happy for them.

I just love sibling.

So that's the longest-running TV show.

And like, I'm just cartoon.

SpongeBob.

SpongeBob is still around?

For sure.

I don't know.

Can we get a season check on Spongebob?

Yeah.

SpongeBob started in 1999.

1999.

So it hasn't been 25 years.

So it hasn't been.

It's been like 22.

So.

So basically, SpongeBob will probably eclipse this record if they go on for three more years.

If things keep going the way that they're going for it.

SpongeBob is so good.

What's your favorite episode of SpongeBob?

I actually think SpongeBob might be over.

I actually think SpongeBob might be over as well.

Like, I think it's not even on the air anymore.

But what was your favorite episode?

I don't know.

The one where Sandy, like, becomes a pop star is really good, but also the one where,

who was it?

Like, Squidward had never had a Krabby Patty, and then he, like, became hooked.

He was addicted, like needed his fix, like eating them out of the dumpster.

Oh.

So good.

That's really sad.

I relate to Squidward.

100%.

Like those annoying fucking sponges.

Totally.

So those are the fast five stories, correct?

Yes, I feel as though you need to know them.

I feel as though as well.

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Real House Size of New York.

So let's just like, it's so pathetic.

Okay.

There were two things happening.

One was this birthday party that was like literally full of five people, and then the song.

And I have to say, I did get a serotonin boost.

Like the whole, I'm depressed watching Real House Size of New York.

It's so depressing.

But watching them all sing was actually a great joy.

And I have to say, who did you think was the best?

Leah.

Oh, I thought Ramona was actually like pretty good.

Ramona was horrible.

No, okay.

Well, she didn't have pitch.

She had like ruach.

Yeah, no, but her voice was, I think, the worst.

Even though they all have really bad voices, I thought that Leah's was the most pleasant, but it's really crazy how they each, like, none of them could carry a tune.

No, it's crazy.

But I'm solo.

But wasn't this last Christmas?

Right, where's the song?

Maybe she's holding out for next, or maybe we'll find out why, but she didn't end up releasing the the song.

No, I've never heard that song.

There's no music video.

No.

Yeah.

But what are your thoughts on the whole like legal thing?

Like, I kind of do agree with Leah.

Like, it's weird that there's no release or anything,

but, like, everything Luann does is janky.

Like, just accept it.

Right, it's not that she's, like, being

shady.

She's just being janky.

And I do agree with Leah.

Like, you know, you gotta protect your bases, but what would, like,

she's not getting a release form from Luann.

So either do the song or don't do the song.

Yeah, and I didn't really understand her logic because she wants to protect herself from what?

Like, what liability is there singing on a song?

Um, okay, so she said, like, if the song, say, it was using a sample of another song and they, like, owe, you know, money on that.

Or say, when this happens with songs, that, you know, it turns out it sounds too much like another song and then you could be sued.

Is everybody on the song liable in that case?

Like, it's not the worst question.

No, no, it's not.

And I actually thought it was, like, a pretty reasonable request.

Like, can we just sign a release?

Is there like a contract or anything?

But something about the way Leah goes about everything just bothers me.

Like, yeah, but it's not even what she's doing.

Gets like so defensive.

She goes from zero to 100 and she just starts like not even answering the questions and just starts like slinging insults that it's not a conversation.

No, and she becomes like so she veers the conversation like you don't think I'm trustworthy.

That's not what we said.

No, and also I did think Leah made a good point.

Like this song could come out in, you know, a few it could go viral on TikTok and literally become a huge song.

In five years.

Do does fortune still get in perpetuity?

Like, when does the donation end?

Right.

No, these were all fair questions, and that's why I was struggling.

Because, like, if somebody else had asked it, I would be like, yeah, like, what the fuck?

I find Leah so irritating.

Like, I can't stand by her for any, for shit.

Yeah.

I can't.

I agree.

Um,

then there was this party, which was so bizarre and so weird.

And honestly, when Leah was like, I want to be in charge of the cakes, I had no idea what she was doing.

And I actually really was proud of Ramona for not like giving Leah a reaction because that's exactly what Leah was trying to do Leah's so like trying to set Ramona up to like look bad she's obsessed with Ramona and like calling her out and like exposing her and I'm and if Ramona had reacted I would have thought she had every right to like it's Ramona's party and she's made it very clear for whatever reason she doesn't want to talk about dicks and then she gets a big dick cake like it's so stupid I was so proud of Ramona for not giving her the slightest reaction I know but I feel like Ramona it doesn't she's not even like mature enough to be like I'm not gonna give her a reaction I feel like her sometimes she has a reaction and sometimes she doesn't.

And there's, I don't understand the method of

the rhyme or reason to what offends her and what doesn't, because she is very, you know, like sultry and like, she likes to talk about like men and women.

She took that man home.

Sometimes, but then sometimes the way Leah says it, it really offends her.

So I don't understand like what her

ethos is.

No, me neither.

Like it's so confusing.

Because I don't think that dick cake offended her.

I didn't, I don't think she was trying to be cool about it.

I think she she was just cool with it.

I don't know, but I just find Leah annoying.

Like, she's just like doing everything she can to like give Ramona.

Ramona just looks bad when Ramona reacts.

So, she's just trying to get a reaction out of Ramona.

Yeah.

I feel like she's very sneaky, Leah.

Like, I really am like hating her.

No, she really is so obsessed with trying to take down Ramona, both covertly and overtly, that it's ruining her own development on the show because

people like Ramona.

Like, I feel like Ramona's actually having a really good season where, like, she's so integral to the group.

Like, she really is.

She's one of the few that, like, you know, wants a party and drink and it's like down to do all of these things.

And Leah just doesn't get that.

She doesn't get why people like Ramona so much.

Yeah, totally.

And also, I do think, in general, Ramona's reactions are:

you question them, you're like, is this genuine?

Is this not?

But then, when we were watching in last week's episode, the seance, and when her brother was brought up, and the way that she reacted, which was obviously so genuine, this is something that deeply plagues her, but her

reaction, you know, physically and just like the thing she was saying was like, was a lot.

And it was, but it's very much how she reacts

with other things.

So it just, she's just unlike other people.

She's not like other girls or moms.

She's not like other housewives.

You know, so like, I just felt like that was actually a really interesting window into like her actual soul and how she feels and how she reacts in a genuine way.

And I'm like, oh, then all those other times were also genuine.

They just look strange.

Totally.

I did think it was like incredibly bizarre for Ebony to invite all the women to Black Shabbat, which I want to talk about, in front of Burshan when Bershan was not invited.

Like why not just send a text?

Yeah, well, she obviously like started.

She thought she was alone and Bershan came.

She shouldn't have continued what she was saying.

She should have switched the shabby.

It was so painful.

But also, why can't Burshan come?

Well, because...

Ebony said that all the women, most of the people at the Shabbat are black, and they're the black people she's been to Israel with.

And I guess that doesn't include Bershan, but like, why can't Bershan come?

But I guess like COVID, too, I guess.

It's another more person.

They're already

using COVID as like they're already in the same pod.

I don't think Ebony likes Burshan.

I like Burshan a lot.

Me too.

And I loved how, I mean, I watched last week's and This Week's Together.

I loved how she just owned that she was a little out of line in what she said.

She said, I acted familiar and we are not familiar.

And I was like, that's exactly what I'm saying.

That's a perfect way to phrase it.

Yeah.

Sonia, like, I'm really struggling with her because I feel like the advice that Ebony is like empowering her with is

good, but it's also like making her into like a monster.

Yeah.

Sonya's becoming like a dictator.

Yeah.

I just feel like Ebony and Leah,

they don't like understand.

They don't understand Sonia.

It's just like how Brashan came in and the first day they were like, you know, Sonia's like this open book and you really feel connected to her.

And then you also realize she's a broken record.

Yeah.

And it's, they, they think that they don't understand the depth of the issue.

And I actually feel like in their own weird way, Ramona and Luann do.

And they try to, even though they put her down and they speak to her in sometimes ways that she should not be spoken to, I'm sure it's frustrating being friends with Sonia.

Of course, no, and like all this empowerment Leah and Ebony are giving Sonia is going to bite them in the ass because she's not doing well.

No, she's not doing well, and it's technically good advice.

You know, you should like don't let anyone walk all over you, but she's not applying it in the normal right way, right?

Um, cannot wait for Black Shabbat.

Yeah, I'm really interested in that.

So interesting week, though, it's not next week.

I just watched your previews and it wasn't then.

So we're talking about Black Shabbat, and then it's not even next week.

No.

What the hell else could there be?

There's literally nothing going on in this creation.

I forget what the previews had, but it wasn't Black Shabbat.

Okay, well, I was really looking forward to that.

Stay looking forward.

Yeah, I guess.

It was just like, fine.

It's such a bad show.

Like,

it's not good.

It's not good.

I do hope Bursham becomes full-time because I also feel like right now the women are writing her off.

Like, oh, this woman won't be around.

They're a wild crazy lady who.

But I do think people like her.

Love.

And I think she adds a lot to the show.

And to see her home and her, like, want to know about her British banking ex-husband.

Right, and every time we find out some information about her personal life or her past, like, it's so fascinating.

Yes, I mean, even just her story of being 13 years free from cancer, like, interesting.

Yeah.

Let's talk about it.

Learn more.

So it's just like, meh.

It's, yeah.

And that's all I watched because I was just like so engrossed in the Olympics.

But I did catch a couple minutes of Tyler CN watched Reapens Live with Luan De Lesseps, and he looked great.

He did great.

I was so proud of him.

I feel like in an unofficial capacity, like I really trained him for that moment.

Yeah.

He didn't even know who Luann was before he met me.

No, I watched a few minutes.

It was a pleasure to watch.

And his girlfriend was there.

His girlfriend was there.

And Matt was there.

And Tyler called both of them his soulmates.

Oh.

Because

Andy was like, do you believe in soulmates?

And he's like, yeah, I got two right there.

Oh, my, that's so sweet.

I'm sure his girlfriend was like, what the fuck?

No, stop.

No, it's nice.

Yeah, sure.

But now they have to get married.

Well, it's been a pleasure sitting here with you.

You as well.

Always is.

Very late.

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