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Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the Morning Toast.

Happy Tuesday.

I hope everyone's having an amazing day.

So far, so good.

I mean, really, I can't complain.

No, not for me.

like, I can complain.

But like we said, like Tuesday is really like a sleeper day of the week that really sucks.

It does.

Like it's just so

it's nowhere.

Yeah.

It's taken us nowhere.

We've gotten nowhere.

But these days, Tuesday is more exciting because we're doing deer toasters on a Tuesday.

Oh, I forgot.

This is our first week.

We've like gotten kind of crazy over here changing things up.

We used to do deer toasters on Wednesday.

Now we do it on Tuesdays.

So get ready for it.

Watch out, world.

And watch out.

We didn't do deer toasters last week.

So we have a lot of advice to give.

um i did while you were on vacation like oh really don't downplay my hard work me and tyler i saw a comment where's dear toasters

with tyler c like me and tyler c dished out advice he was being very kind it was actually similar dynamic oh really because you're usually like nice and i'm using so i feel like

my brand of advice is tough love like that's me yeah maybe okay whatever he was being really kind and generous and i was just more like cut that toxic bitch out yeah so it was a a really good balance of different energies.

Yeah, like whatever advice you were actually looking for, you could probably find.

Right, somewhere in the middle between me and Tyler.

Like he was too nice.

I'm like, Tyler, I think people are walking all over you.

Are you worried about him?

Also, no, tonight's the night.

I'm so excited for him.

Tyler on Moth Trappins Live with Luanne De La Set.

Oh my God.

So Roni's on tonight.

I don't know.

I've read somewhere Real House Disa Beverly Hills is not on this week.

I wish every TV show would just pause because I'm so invested in the Olympics.

I was literally watching Japan versus, oh no, China versus Brazil this morning and beach volleyball.

Like I'll watch anything, you know?

And that's kind of where my priorities are and all these shows like Love Island I know big brother's on right now I really just can't balance it I'm feeling very underwater you know yeah no it is a little disrespectful disrespectful for love island like the show is never on and the two weeks that it's on is the same as the Olympics no it's disrespectful the show that you need to watch every single night but I am all caught up and this is not a spoiler but because you're 1,000 episodes behind.

I'm very behind.

I'm going to catch up, but I will allow you to spoil it for me.

No, I'm not going to spoil anything, but we, Casa Amor happened.

What do you think?

And it's really bothering me.

Like, I feel very protective over these girls.

The OGs.

Yeah.

And now there was a big ceremony and everyone left.

No, I won't spoil that for you.

Okay.

So it's just like really bothering me.

Not seeing the new girls.

No, not seeing the old girls in Casa Amor with new guys, but seeing the old guys with new girls who are so disrespectful.

Like literally, there was this girl.

I just hated her from the second she started because one, she was just giving me bad energy.

And two, like when the girls knew they were leaving for Casa more and the boys were out of the house they all like left cute little things in their boyfriend's cubbies you know and kira even though i don't like her she's so lame she like left this note with lipstick on will's mirror and a kiss and the girls the new girls got to the house before the guys got back and they wiped off her message it was like so rude this one girl did it and she was like bye and i'm like you are doing too much like we don't know you yet like you're now a villain in my eyes i know but those girls have to come in so hot because they need to make a splash one like they need to be memorable if they're not gonna move on to move forward like you know this is a job they're on tv TV.

And two, like, they are trying to steal someone's man and get a spot in the house.

It's cutthroat.

There's a girl who knows Shannon.

She's like, I'm really good friends with Shannon's little sister.

I'm like, I think Josh is hot.

Josh didn't even look at her.

That is so crazy.

Isn't Casa Amora just?

It's really actually annoying me because, first of all, I just learned everyone's names, and now I have 10 more people whose names I need to remember.

But you won't need to remember them because, like, you know, hopefully.

Because eventually there's only so many beds in the main house.

It's just a lot of people have to go home.

It makes me feel weird.

Yeah, Casa Amora, anything can happen in Casa Amor.

So true.

So true.

I was just going to say one more thing about Love Island, but now I can no longer recall.

Well, you have to get all caught up so we can do a proper recap, but I'm just, once again, I feel like I say the same thing every time we recap the show.

Loving being a part of something.

Yes.

Oh, this is what I was going to say.

Did you hear this rumor?

And I only saw it once and I didn't look into it at all.

So maybe it's not a thing that Will and Kira were dating before the show.

No.

I saw, I don't know where I saw it.

Where'd you see it?

I don't know.

Someone like commented, maybe on one of our things, like that that is what's going on.

I mean, it's definitely believable because they're so weird and like hot and heavy.

And they both like just happen to be interested in like the same things, like meditation, you know?

Yeah.

So just keep your eye out for that.

That would be crazy.

A true shocker.

Yeah.

But I mean, whatever.

They're pretty irrelevant.

I mean, who knows what happens now?

So irrelevant.

You know, it's like Batcharm Paradise.

Once you're like all loved up, it's like you go into your.

Yeah, and there's something just like not even cute about them because I could argue that Shannon and Josh are like just as coupled up not as they're actually like a little less but they're not boring at all like I die for them yeah I agree they're just two boring people agreed like all they do is yoga and like make smoothies and eggs and kiss all the time

um okay so that was like our unofficial love island recap but um we're gonna get back into the tv recaps this week yes tomorrow roaming this is this is what we were talking about when we started um we'll see what's on this week but i'm really just like i said proud american yeah exactly we have some olympics news to cover, which is just like really crazy.

So I think we should get into everything because we have a lot to cover today.

So without further ado, to do,

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He's busy.

Busy?

Cool.

Don't add him.

Booked and busy.

Also doesn't want to support us for 701.

Keep that in mind.

But you happy 700 and first episode, you guys.

Yes, we're going to put the balloons back up for 702.

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First story of big Olympics news.

O-B-O-N.

Simone Biles suddenly exits women's team event but says she's okay and will be back for other finals in a surprise reversal of her Tokyo Olympic hopes Simone Biles exited the women's gymnastics team final early on Tuesday night in Japan after briefly leaving the competition floor following a botched showing on the vault her first event gymnastics officials said it was health related but were not more specific speaking with reporters after the final ended biles said she was quote okay just dealing with some things internally which will get fixed out in the next couple of days she said she planned to to return for Thursday's all-around final.

In a statement to People and other outlets, USA Gymnastics said during the event that, quote, Simone has withdrawn from the team final competition due to a medical issue.

She will be assessed daily to determine medical clearance for future competitions.

Biles, the reigning Olympic all-around champion and five-time medalist, initially left the floor with the team's medical trainer following her vault routine in which she bailed on her planned Amonar vault for an easier one and a half twist and posted a 13.766.

That is the lowest vault score of Biles' Olympic career, an event in which she has dominated for years until now.

Soon after leaving, Biles returned to the floor before the U.S.

competed on the uneven bars.

She was seen hugging her teammates, and as she remained on the side, she was dressed in her white team USA warm-up gear.

Jordan Chiles, who was in reserve for that event, replaced her.

Okay, like I know that there's a really good support system like Sunni Lee Jordan Chiles.

Like I'm really not worried,

but I'm worried about Simone.

I really am.

And honestly, like, I've just been watching a lot of Olympics.

I don't know if I've been mentioning that.

And we as a country are stinking it up.

Like every time I'm watching, we're losing.

And like our kind of saving grace is like, it's fine.

Like Simone will win all of our medals back.

Simone, Simone, Simone.

And of course, that's a lot of pressure to put on a young woman.

But like I,

I've definitely been a part of the problem.

I'm not going to lie.

And now it's like, okay, we don't have Simone.

Like we stink.

I feel like this might be like the first Olympics where like we don't win.

Even though there's not like an official winner, but like whoever has the most medals.

Whoever has the most medals and like, you know, you said you watch a lot of events and especially towards the end, like the big ones.

And it's like, who's coming out on top?

And there's just like a sort of sense of I guess it's literally day two, so it's not fair of me to say, but like Katie Ladecki lost to that Australian girl.

I'm like, everyone is just like not winning gold.

And yes, silver's good, as I say, like literally never moving a day in my life, but it's just not gold.

Yeah, I agree.

I mean, there was a quote yesterday from Simone that she felt like she had the weight of the world on her shoulders.

She does.

And I can imagine that she does, you know, this like goat title that she holds.

Like, it must be so much pressured, and especially when you're competing, like on individual, like, it's not like when you're in a team sport and you're, and like you have other people you can bounce off of like well gymnastics is a team and an individual sport so when you do your individual thing you're acting on your own yes yes yes yes yes yes you know yes yes yes yes yes so um unclear the exact reason why she left they cited medical issues but that could be physical or mental right and i can imagine um

the mental weight of it all is a lot like literally an entire country the greatest in the world is like on your back like no one will leave her alone yeah Yeah, I just wonder.

I mean, I wonder if it is like this mental, this pressure that she's under that's like, you know, really styming her performance.

I wonder, maybe she can consult with other athletes.

There are so many in the village.

What do people do in order to sort of alleviate that pressure?

I literally think the only person that Simone could actually speak to who would understand what she's going through is like Michael Phelps.

Like, all these other athletes are so excited to be there.

Of course, they don't feel the pressure.

I think, of course, there's pressure with any competition, but like the pressure that she feels is so like on a global level.

I think the only person who could literally offer any sort of insight is michael phelps and i would really encourage her to knock on his door or maybe he should knock on her door or just call him up because

he's not in um yes he is oh he's in tokyo he is um

in studio you know he's with the people he's kind of swimming he's a swimming guy okay also i saw that tony hawk was going to tokyo ethan ethan was going to tokyo i don't know why he's there maybe just to see like his own dreams you know or maybe skateboard commentary realized by someone else probably skateboard commentary and of course i'm like happy for for Tony.

He finally made it to the Olympics in his, you know, preferred sport, but it's like still the gymnastics girls don't get to have their parents there.

Like, and imagine, and I'm sure that also,

I'm sure that also adds to this burden of like, where do you, who do you turn to?

You can't always go to a coach.

Like, these are people who are invested in your professional and your teammates who are technically competing against in a lot of the

support each other, but like, no one's going to support you like your parents.

No, of course.

This is like a, this is definitely a consequence of not having a single person like in your corner who's just like like there for you.

I thought the same exact thing.

Like I'm sure, I know her and her mom are so close.

Like if her mom was there, I feel like she would be 1,000 times better.

She was just, you know.

But I'm glad Tony Hawk and Ethan can go.

Right.

I'm glad Tony's there.

Ethan's there.

Michael's there.

Yeah.

You know, but also the Paralympians have to share one aid for 33 people.

And then some Paralympians couldn't go.

Of course.

Because they couldn't work under circumstances.

Right.

So it's just makes no sense.

One plus one equals sock.

Suck.

Well, also, I've been watching some of the more obscure sports, and I have to say, here's highlights and low lights.

Surfing, one of the most boring things I've ever seen in my life.

That's a new addition, right?

No, no, no, I don't think so.

And I felt really stupid because, like, I've obviously never been to Tokyo.

I was just like, when I think of Tokyo, I think of like bright lights, and I'm like, there's a beach in Tokyo.

Like, I felt really stupid.

Was it not, it wasn't a simulation?

No, that's what I thought.

I'm like, I thought it was going to be like a wave runner they have at the water park.

But also, because like then different surfers are getting different waves.

Well, so that's what they were talking about.

Basically, this girl, Caroline Marks, who's like the best in American surfing, she got an eight yesterday, which is huge.

You go against one girl and you sit in the ocean for 20 minutes and you decide which waves to take.

You get scored for each wave that you do take and whoever has the highest score at the end.

So

they actually surf for about combined 45 seconds out of the 20 minutes.

You're just waiting for them to decide which wave to take.

But also, if the 20 minutes that you get don't give you like great waves, which they did not get good waves, but the girl from, I think it was South Africa,

really just was taking every wave that she could.

And Caroline Marks was like waiting for the best one.

And I'm like, girl, it's never coming.

Waiting for you is like waiting for Rain and the Stroud.

Like it was so boring.

But then this morning I tuned into Handball.

And I don't know if that's the official title, but they were all running around with the ball in their hand, throwing it into a soccer net.

Rugby.

No.

Rugby's football.

Rugby is, like, it looks like soccer, but they're holding the ball.

They're holding the ball, but

it's on an inside court.

Handball is when you do it against the wall.

Huh, okay.

But it's not rugby.

Rugby, you play with a football, right?

Like a shaped football.

Like a soccer ball.

You play outside, no?

Yeah.

And it's very aggressive.

No, it was, that was not what I'm telling you it was handball.

But isn't handball when you take your hand and you do it against the wall?

Yeah, like that's what we did in middle school, yeah.

I wonder what this sport is called.

It was fascinating.

It's like two 12-person teams against each other.

I was watching France versus Spain women's.

Sickening.

Ben stayed up to like, I think it's handball.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I'm so athletic.

And Ben stayed up to like three in the morning watching women's basketball because he's like in love with one of these girls, Sue Bird.

I'm like, are you going to leave me for Sue Bird?

And they won.

That's so exciting.

How's break dancing going?

Have you seen anything?

Didn't we report that like in addition to skateboarding, like break dancing was being added as a sport?

Gotta go for gold.

Yeah, and then I also saw on the news, but it was like kind of on mute.

So they're considering adding gaming to the Olympic Games.

Oh my god, I saw that news segment too.

And the guy was like interviewing a gamer, and he was like, what do you say to people who say gaming is not a real sport?

And the guy was just like, it is a real sport.

It should be part of the Winter Olympics, though, because you do that, you know.

Honestly, like.

In the cold.

Is race car driving a Olympic sport?

Because I'm thinking.

2024.

Because I'm thinking, like, I don't know if it can be considered an Olympic sport if you're sitting.

Oh, no.

What about rowing?

No.

Rowing.

Oh, yeah.

Break dancing is coming in 2024, so everyone get excited for that.

Gotta kids training.

Yeah, totally.

Remember, Remember like when everyone's flacks at bot mitzvahs was like that thing you would like swoop your leg around and like it would like get caught under your hand?

Yeah, yeah.

I wonder if I could see it.

Or the worm.

You used to worm?

Never.

Yeah, you did, don't lie.

No, I didn't.

Race car driving used to be an Olympic sport.

Not anymore.

Not anymore.

In the 1900s.

I wonder what happened there.

Maybe it just wasn't.

Because it should be an Olympic sport if nobody's speaking.

If it's a professional sport, gaming is going to be a sport.

Yeah, I don't want to offend the gamers because I actually feel like they're really scary, but I just don't really feel like it's...

It should be an Olympic sport.

Yeah.

Do they consider themselves athletes?

Well, I'm a podcaster, so I think I'm an athlete this morning.

So podcasting will be a lot more fun.

No, totally.

If gaming is a sport athletically, so is podcasting.

I get up here every day.

I'm like drenched in sweat.

Yeah.

No, you get out of breath.

You're the back of my knees.

You need water.

You're sore.

I need to get massage.

You have Vaseline on my face.

So I don't know if gaming really, I don't think that's fair.

I think it was up for debate and we're just a part of the debate.

I also think the IOC, International Olympic Committee, has lost their goddamn minds.

Like they're just making the worst decisions this year.

I know, especially like with COVID.

And they're really not taking care of the athletes.

And I remember like years ago, where was that one in Russia?

Sochi.

Sochi.

And like everyone was taking pictures and videos of like the Olympic

village.

It just like not completed.

It was like condemned.

Everyone was like sleeping on the floor.

And it was like funny.

Ha ha ha.

I feel like it's literally 10 times worse.

Did you see their beds this year?

No.

They're made of cardboard.

Oh, no.

I didn't see.

And they claim it's like for sustainability and like to help their backs, but it's like

no.

That is so crazy.

I did see like one of the dormitories because I was following like Emma Coburn.

And it's just like so crazy that like Michael Phelps would sleep on that bed.

Simone Miles.

Like Lady Small Time.

No wonder she's having a hard time.

Like we just assume like they're at the Ritz like as they should you know glamming up and instead they're just like in a twin bed with their teammates like in a dormitory.

But there are a lot of really um

good Olympians who are creating so much content on TikTok like really behind the scenes like I got a whole tour of the dining hall because it has to be big enough to feed 10,000 athletes.

Fascinating.

That is fascinating.

Yeah.

Cool.

Well, we're thinking of Simone.

I mean, so this hasn't aired yet.

This airs tonight in prime time, but it happened this morning at 6:25 a.m.

So we should have said spoiler alert because I think there are some people who try to avoid like not

what's going on.

I was trying to do that.

I didn't know if we were going to like report on this today because it's a spoiler for primetime, but now you're briefed and now you should watch.

Yeah, no, I'm definitely going to watch tonight's tonight.

Like, and I'm actually really glad, like, Love Island's not on tonight.

Oh, no, it is on.

It wasn't on last night.

I'm just like so overwhelmed.

Like,

it's a lot.

I tried to scream, but my head was underwater.

What's that?

A song from TikTok?

From Billie Eilish?

Oh.

Hold on.

Sorry.

Oh, God.

I tried to scream, but my head was underwater.

Got it.

I know the song now.

Just the way you sang it.

Oh, the triangle changed it.

The first time you sang it was just like off pitch.

A little.

It's okay.

Really?

Are you ready for our next story?

Which is a little interesting royal news?

IRN.

It's kind of like my favorite.

When you ask, like, what's your favorite news?

For me, it is IRN.

Mine's divorce news.

No kidding.

No.

It's interesting royal news.

The Crown turned down Sarah Ferguson's offer to be a royal advisor for the show.

She is so thirsty.

So thirsty, but she's the one admitting that this happened.

Yeah, of course she is because it got her in the news.

She was also on friends.

She was in town and country

giving them this intel.

Prince Andrew's ex-wife, Sarah Ferguson, offered to be a real-life royal advisor for Netflix Hit the Crown, but was turned down.

The 61-year-old Duchess of York admitted to Town and Country magazine that she wrote to the show's executive producer, Andy Harry's, to give insight direct from the royal household.

I said to him, why can't I help my character?

said Fergie, who still lives with scandal-scarred Andrew, despite their split in 1992.

I didn't know that.

Wait, her character in the show.

Has she been in the show yet?

She's talked in like once.

Well, maybe that's why they didn't want your input because nobody cares about you.

No, and also, like, if she were to give input about her character, like, she's obviously gonna biased, frame it more favorably.

Of course, I think next season, we'll probably get more Sarah Ferguson stuff and like scandal with the feet on the beach.

You guys remember?

No, but I know the scandal is that they got divorced.

Yeah, yeah, because she was getting like her feet played with.

It was crazy.

Yeah, it was crazy.

Like, I'm not even lying.

Let's, I'm just going to Google Sarah Ferguson feet.

Feet, yeah.

Um, feet pics, but I think it would be whoove, maybe she's not like a reliable source.

She's not a reliable source, she's so biased, yeah.

So, here, and I'm sure they have plenty of royal experts.

Let me see her foot pics.

That guy's kissing her foot.

Those pictures, they were like paparazzi pictures.

They went.

Ew!

They went viral.

And then like, you know.

Oh, here's another picture up close of her beam.

Okay, but so I think I like the premise of, you know, a royal family member offering their services to the show, but I can understand why they turned her down.

And I'm sure that Netflix has like a bevy of royal experts.

Obviously, not anyone who's ever been as close to the royal family as sarah ferguson but again like she's had such a troubled like public life that i don't think she would be a reliable source in any way yeah because i think she would just use it to try and like correct some right some notions about herself right and like make herself look great i can't believe she still lives with andrew that's disgusting one because it's weird that they're divorced and two like would you live with a pedophile i know i wouldn't no i don't think that i would no definitely not um so yeah really i'm sure and i'm sure they have like royal advisors people who probably know stuff but to me when i hear the word like royal advisor advisor, so-and-so was blank's, like, secretary, I just don't believe it.

Like, but if you were like,

you know, Beatrice is advising the crown, I'd say the crown is on point.

Yeah, I think Beatrice and Eugenie would actually be very reliable sources.

For the modern stuff, if they ever get to it.

Did you see the new pictures of all of

Kitty Spencer's different wedding dresses?

No.

Her post, so like, you know, British weddings are weird.

They have like the ceremony and then like later, like a dinner, then like a party and then an after party.

Her like reception dress was sickening the palace down.

It was on my way.

It wasn't Dolce,

everything was Dolce, and it was like this off-the-shoulder, and it was like white, but it had these like gorgeous flowers on the back train.

It was really something to behold.

And I just want to put it out there, like how jealous I am that I was not born Kitty Spencer.

Because, like,

I know, of course, you know, no one's life is perfect, and you never know what goes on behind closed doors.

I just feel like what goes on behind Kitty Spencer's door is like still fabulous and perfect, you know?

Yeah, I agree.

Like, how far off from her Instagram could it be?

Totally.

My Instagram is very,

with the exception of some FaceTune, like, very close to who I actually am.

An accurate depiction.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Plus, you do the show.

Did you see find the dress?

No, she hadn't posted it to her grid yet.

No, I found it on like some, you know, royal TikTok page.

Oh, amazing.

Can't wait to see that.

Okay, next story.

Scott Disick bails on an event after asking a small-town restaurant for a private jet.

This is like the saddest story I've heard in years.

Yep, so it seems that Scott Disick may finally have lost his grip on reality entirely, says Page Six, not me.

For example, the erstwhile Keeping Up with the Kardashian star appears to no longer be able to recognize the difference between a Las Vegas mega club and a mid-sized upstate New York bar and restaurant.

We're told Disick was booked to make a personal appearance Friday night at Gaffney's in Saratoga Springs, which is described by Google as a, quote, stalwart, comfy eatery with a garden patio and which serves an onion ring tower for $11.

Yum!

And called on Thursday to ask if the restaurant had a, quote, spare plane that could come and pick him up from the Hamptons.

Though the restaurant didn't have an initial plane, never mind the spare plane,

the Gaffney's team gamely tried for the first time in the history of the establishment

to

make arrangements for a private jet to ferry a special guest to the gate.

They probably literally googled like private jet.

Like, what is he doing?

Meanwhile, we're told Dissex team called again to say they found their own ride to the spot after all and wouldn't need the jet.

But on Friday, the day of the event, Team Scott called once more saying they now needed a helicopter to bring him the 150 miles or so to the sleepy town just north of Albany.

Once again, the Gaffney's gang ventured into the unfamiliar world of

the unfamiliar world of private aviation to try to get Disik to the event, only to be told once more that Disick and Co.

had made their own arrangements.

But then his team called yet again to say the chopper had fallen through and that he wasn't going to make it to the party.

We're told the restaurant had to refund a slew of table reservations that had sold on the back of Disik's appearance, and bosses are now mulling legal action against Disik to recoup the losses.

To make matters worse, the Friday appearance was supposed to be a make-up event after Disik had canceled on them the previous week.

Reps for Disik did not comment.

Okay, I have so many thoughts.

Obviously, the plain thing we'll get into, but my initial thought is like.

What is he doing in Saratoga Springs?

Thank you.

Like, are times tough at Talentless?

Why are you doing appearances in random bars in upstate New York?

Like, that's reserved for like people from the challenge, you know, not keeping up with the Kardashians.

Like,

I'm so perplexed.

Like, that's what people who were on the bachelor five years ago do.

Like, what are you doing even accepting this gig, first of all?

Yeah.

Second of all, read the room.

Of course, they don't have a plane.

A spare plane.

Or a helicopter.

And, like, just as for these people for being accommodating, rescheduling his event, trying to get him a plane, trying to get him a helicopter,

I'm

upset.

I'm I'm very upset.

Yeah, I'm upset too.

This is a story that, like, really doesn't look good for a Scott.

And I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt because I also feel like this is the kind of story where it's like, it gets into the press and it's like not a representation.

Like, you know, they don't have the whole story.

No, I feel like I got a really full picture of what happened.

No, I mean, this picture is very

colorful and clear.

And, like, I don't need to use my imagination, but I could also, I don't know, I could see how like this is one of those like frustrating celebrity stories where like they don't understand because it doesn't really add up that he's going to Gaffney's with the onion right now.

Right.

Like, maybe

someone booked.

Like, I don't understand why he would accept this sort of thing.

He's also been doing, like, he was at Rushmeyers in Montauk, which is like a really popular place to go.

But, like, I don't think they have a spare plane either.

They definitely do, first of all.

And, second of all, the person who owns Rushmeyer's is Scott's best friend.

Oh, okay.

But so, why is he doing all these like local small towns?

Well, because Amelia has, you know,

needs.

She's a woman.

She needs needs things and he needs to provide them for her.

I don't know if, you know, being the daughter of a soap star is really raking it in for her.

But like, why is he not at like Tau Las Vegas?

I don't know.

He obviously mistook Gaphneys for Tao.

He obviously did.

And he was

a Gaffney.

He can make like $100,000 just flying to Vegas.

They fly him out.

And that's what he used to do all the time when he was like in that toxic spiral of bad behavior on like, you know, Courtney and Chloe Take Miami.

Even when he's been like sober and good, like that is like, still good, consistent work for him that he was still doing.

I think it became more challenging for him, and he had to, you know, exert some willpower.

But, like, that is, before he had talentless, like, that was his job, like, doing events like that.

Right, and like getting Kim to do it, and Chloe to do it and, like, making commissions on those deals for sure.

But, like, he wasn't trying to send Kim to Gaffney's.

Maybe he was, like, thinking that Albany was the Vegas of the East.

I don't know.

Like, I don't know.

Because he was in the Hamptons, like you said.

So maybe he's trying to, like, you know, stay on the Eastern Seaborg.

He should have gone to Atlantic City.

Mohegan's son.

Totally.

They sent a plane for Chloe.

What

is this called?

No, the place that.

Foxwoods.

Foxwoods.

Thank you.

So many.

There are so many places.

So many places.

I would love to have Scott and have planes.

Yeah, I'm just confused on to like why someone of Scott's stature would accept an appearance like that.

Right, which is no sense.

Which is why I want to

give the benefit of the doubt.

I just, I really can't.

And say there might be one more piece to this story that we're missing.

Hashtag I stand with Gaffney.

Oh, yes.

I mean, that's just a really crazy story.

Terrible.

Are you ready for our next one, which is just some happy couple beautiful wedding news?

Issa Ray marries longtime beau Louis Diamo in custom Vera Wayne dress.

She said is so real and so special.

I have to say, this is the week of iconic wedding looks.

This is maybe the top 10 like celebrity royal, not royal, celebrity wedding looks I've ever seen.

Like she looks glorious.

She looks glorious.

She married her longtime beau, which we love to see, at a destination wedding.

She shared pictures on Instagram and she tagged the post location as St.

John Cap Ferrat, which is a commune in the south of France.

Oh, stunning.

Stunning, sickening.

There's so much going on in the south of France, you know.

J-Lo A-Rod.

Ben Affleckt.

Yeah.

It's a Ray.

Yeah.

Got to get there.

Got to get a boat.

Got to get there.

If anyone has a boat, let me know.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I could see us like on a boat.

I actually could really use like a, we got to go on below deck.

Oh, yeah.

But they don't have below deck south of France.

They have below deck Med.

Is that Mediterranean?

It's close by-ish.

That's like Croatia, right?

Yeah, and then they also have Greek Isles and Caribbean, Caribbean, however you prepare.

But they also go to

okay, just the two below decks are below deck, med, and then the one in the Caribbean in the winter.

And Sailing Yacht, but I don't know where Sailing Yacht goes.

Yeah, no, but I do think Below Deck Med like gets you in the vicinity of where you're trying to be.

I think so, too.

Yeah.

And I think Captain Lee could find his way like through the islands to take me to Central Pay.

Yeah, I think he could.

I actually don't know if there's anything I would consider like to doing less than Blow Deck.

It sounds horrible.

It's so tempting, but I think the ultimate.

A lot of people don't understand.

You still have to pay for that charter trip, but it's significantly discounted.

I think like for it's like a three or four day charter, you pay like 60 grand.

Yeah.

Which I think if you're not on TV and you're just chartering a regular, it's like a hundred grand.

Yeah, we actually, I think Ben got an email.

One of us have received, and I think Brian got an email.

And we were vlogging because we were going to

Asbury Park.

Aspurry?

Asbury.

Asbury Park.

We were vlogging on our way, and I think Ben received an email about below.

Yes, you're right.

So, if you want to go watch one of our old vlogs, we have all the info in there.

They're always looking for like Z-listers of what they offered.

It is tempting.

It's really tempting.

I think ultimately, the no, though, is like you don't know how you're going to come off.

Some guests have come off.

Sometimes the episode is not even about the guests, so it doesn't matter.

And those people get lucky.

They just get to enjoy their trip.

But a lot of the time, time, the drama is about the guests, like being demanding, drinking too much, and like, that'll be us.

Like, we'll get off the boat, go to a club, like, come back vomiting everywhere, like, bringing back strangers to party with us.

Like, and I just don't know if that's what I want to be known for in Captain Lee's eyes.

Yeah, or in like America's eyes.

Yeah.

So that's why it's a no-from-us.

Totally.

And of course, you could say, well, I'll behave well, you know, I, but then why going on a vacation?

When on a yacht, I can't predict how I'm going to behave.

No, I'm not going to drink.

Why going on vacation?

Right.

What's the point in spending all this money?

No, that's not a vacation.

Totally.

Are you ready for our fifth fifth and final story?

A little unhappy couple noon.

Oh, no.

Sammy's sweetheart confirms her breakup with Christian Biscardi.

It's actually really sad.

It's over for Sammy and fiancé Christian more than a month after sparking breakup rumors.

The former Jersey star confirmed Jersey Shore star confirmed.

The former Jersey Star.

Former Jersey Star.

The former Jersey Shore Star confirmed on TikTok.

Former Jersey Shore Star.

Confirmed on TikTok that she on TikTok.

Yep, that she and Biscardi have ended their engagement.

Go, Biscardi.

Sorry.

Her video featured QA style messages as she moved along to music.

The messages are.

Oh, yeah, it's this trend.

Nope.

It's not nope.

Yes.

Bum bum.

No, no.

Jackie.

Because look, it says.

You haven't been on TikTok.

It says, Are you coming back to the Jersey Shore?

Nope.

Are you single?

Yes.

Let me see.

Are you happy?

Yes.

Is she doing this in the video?

She is, but I

don't know.

I think it's nope.

It's a trend.

It goes like this.

Yes.

Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.

I did it too.

You can follow me on TikTok.

Girl.

What did you do it saying?

This is questions I constantly get as someone who's met Harry Styles.

Done, done.

Do you think you're better than everyone else?

Yes.

It's just like a trend us one directioners do.

I don't know if you understand.

You just answered one question.

Yeah, that's like the trend.

It's like kind of like a satirical perspective on this kind of colloquial trend, if you know what I mean.

She did three questions.

No, I know, and that's like, that's the traditional trend, but I think us TikTokers who offer a unique perspective in a more postmodern way, I'm trying to like fit as many smart words as I know and I don't know.

These TikTokers who just want to do less

than the trends require.

Wow.

Wow.

Okay.

So Sammy Sweetheart single.

I'm really, no, I'm just trying to get upset.

It's fine.

It's fine.

No, it's just like, imagine if I was like, you know, something that's real, like, you are constantly putting in no effort into being Bruno's mom.

Like, see, that's hurtful.

Okay, but you really want to compare TikTok to motherhood?

Yeah.

Yeah.

My TikTok is my child.

I nurture it.

It's such an integral part of my career.

I just can't believe like you wouldn't understand that, you know?

Yeah, no, I don't understand.

You're right.

Hold on.

You're right.

I don't understand it.

Sammy Sweetheart is single.

Sammy's single.

And she also let you know she's not coming back to Jersey Short because in the past, it's been her relationships that have kept her from family reunion.

But I also think too much time has passed now.

It's not her relationship.

Actually, I mean, if Angelina can come back, Sammy can come whenever she wants.

I'm sure she will never come back if Ron's on the show.

And Ron is like a felon.

He's an animal.

Like, I don't know how.

The network hasn't like cut ties with him yet.

He's such a monster.

I don't know how they didn't cut ties with him when he was being so fucking manipulative and gaslighting on the original.

If you ever re-watch, I've said this before.

If you ever rewatch Jersey Shore as an adult, you will be shocked at like what we watched as kids.

This is one of my dentist stories.

Yes, you can stop laughing.

Ron is literally so mentally and verbally abusive to Sam.

It's like so disgusting.

He's so manipulative.

And now like I understood completely why she didn't come back to the show.

But now like Ron really shouldn't be there.

She should.

Yeah.

Thank you for coming to her TED Talk.

Truly.

But she didn't want to be there.

So then they were like, okay, Ron, we'll take you.

Yeah, of course, because like, you know, the more, the merrier.

And like Snookie left, but I heard she like came back.

So much drama, Jersey Sur Family Reunion.

Oh, there's a new, I wonder if anyone felt this way.

There's a new girl on Love Island, the one who knows Shannon.

She's literally snooky.

Really?

Like, it's not even so much her looks, the way she talks and like her facial movements.

Oh, that's funny.

Yeah, I was curious if anyone else felt that way.

I think her name was Genevieve, but she goes by Jenny.

Cute.

No, I actually really don't like her.

Right, because she's coming for Shannon.

Yeah, but she actually was like kind of, you know, sparking up with Jeremy.

Jeremy's still around.

Yeah.

It's shocking that he has, like, he's so irrelevant, but I think they're all really good friends with him.

so like every time there's like a ceremony they like save him and shit yeah if like there's someone who doesn't know who they want to pick they're like well yeah and that's on being a good friend that's on yeah no and that's what the whole show is about friendship for real it's true it's really true okay um those were the fast side stories i feel as though you needed to know them the truckers for jeremy have arrived um all right so today is tuesday which is our new day for deer toasters our advice segment where we'll give you our best possible advice and sometimes it hurts but that's just what we're here to do um and if you ever want to write in the email is deartoasters at gmail.com we will always keep it anonymous.

You can change people's names.

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All right, dear toasters, ready?

Ready.

Hey, Jackie and Claudia.

Hey.

I need some beautiful, stunning, and smart advice, and I'm hoping you can help me.

So let me get into it.

Yes, get into it.

I've been seeking my girlfriend.

Let's call her Evelyn for almost a year now, and we have a really great relationship.

Evelyn, Hugo.

Oh my God.

Yes.

It's the first girl-girl relationship either of us.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Another girl's name is Celia.

I love a literal reference.

Okay.

It's the first girl-girl relationship either of us have ever been in, so we are still establishing our own dynamic.

Here's my issue.

She has a friend that she talks about all the time, Celia.

Evelyn always makes comments saying how much she loves Celia, is obsessed with her, thinks she's such a catch.

Evelyn says that Celia is the prettiest of her friends and makes comments about wishing they were roommates, basically jumping on any chance to talk about her, so it makes me feel like she has a crush.

Celia isn't gay, so nothing would ever happen, but it still makes me feel weird.

I'm trying to decide whether I'm out of bounds for feeling jealous when Evelyn makes those comments or if I'm right in feeling jealous.

If this was my boyfriend, I'd shut it down immediately, but for some reason, it feels different having it come from a girlfriend who I do know loves and wants to be with me.

Should I say something to Evelyn or ignore the comments because our relationship is pretty solid otherwise?

I don't want to come off as super needy or insecure if I do bring it up.

I wish I was that girl who was just so unbothered and confident, but in reality, I'm feeling like a little green monster of jealousy over this.

Hoping to get a perspective that's not like other girls' perspectives and will help set me straight.

Thanks, an unsure toaster.

Ooh, that's tough.

I think that my perspective is like other girls because this would bother me too.

Well, of course, but like, I don't know.

The feeling of not wanting to be like annoying and like clingy or like weird is very legitimate.

So I think it's just all about how you communicate it.

Right.

And I don't even know if I would get to

saying something because I don't know what there is to say.

There's nothing that's really been done that's wrong.

And at the end of the day, Celia is not gay.

So like it doesn't even matter technically.

Yeah, but it's still like hurtful.

It's still hurtful.

I guess you could just say, I guess you could mention it because maybe sometimes, like, once someone says something to you and like it's in your mind and you weren't aware of it before, you're gonna bother you forever, you're just so much more aware of it.

So, now if she knew that every time she brought up Celia, it was like a little bit of a sore subject, she would bring her up less, probably.

No, and honestly, this is kind of like how I was feeling last night when Ben was like being obsessed with Sue Bird, like right in front of my face.

I'm like, I should have said something.

You should have said something, but that's probably how he feels like all the time about Maverick.

Sorry, true, old man.

Tyler C.

I'm crying.

I'm so guilty of this.

You're right.

Tyler C.

So, okay, I think you definitely have to say something.

Also, it's just like, that's a, I don't think that's a good way to like be in a relationship.

Like, if you're feeling something, say it.

Yeah.

And, like, honestly, I think it's a really reasonable thing to say.

So if she thinks you're being crazy, like, she's gaslighting you.

Yeah.

I, if you're feeling something, say it because it's not just going to go away on its own.

But maybe like hype yourself up, listen to that Sarah Barella song.

But I also don't.

what you want.

I don't agree with the idea, like if you're every single feeling, you have to, you have to speak out.

No, that is a fault of our generation like every millennial and like zillennial thinks like I have a feeling and I need to be heard like no the world is not here to listen to you all the fucking time.

No, but I just feel like if you have a feeling over and over and over again and you can't move past it like yeah, maybe maybe speak up, but like just because you feel something in one moment like doesn't mean you need to share it with everyone.

No, like not every feeling has to get off your chest.

Like some things are okay to stay in the chest.

Sometimes you just gotta bottle it up like a normal person.

No, totally.

Like I feel like we're just like spoiled as a generation because we were conditioned to like share our feelings and like go to therapy.

And that really is great, but not like all the time.

Yeah, no, there is a limit.

No.

And the limit does exist.

Don't listen to Lindsay Lohan, okay?

All right, next up.

Hi, Claudia and Jackie.

Listening to the toast every day is the highlight of my day.

And as a fellow dog mom, listening to the toast while walking my dog, it's truly the most relaxing part of my day.

A few weekends ago, I took my best friend Rachel home to get out of the city and go to the beach.

She had always made little comments here and there about my, about thinking thinking my brother was cute, and I never really discouraged it.

My brother Ross was going to be there with his friends as well.

On the first night, we all went to bars together, and Ross and Rachel were together all night, holding hands, kissing, and kept leaving the bar together to go outside.

I hated it.

The next day, we had a discussion about boundaries, and I told her that I really didn't like it, especially when they would mysteriously leave together and not tell me.

I told her I didn't really want to give it any, want it to go any further, and I wanted to keep in the loop if she wanted to be kept in the loop if they went any further.

The next night, we all went out again, and when we got home, Ross and Rachel disappeared together for like an hour.

I had no idea what was going on and I felt like such a loser and was stuck playing ping pong with Ross's friends.

Sorry, it's not a nice laugh.

I was pissed at her when she came back and joined us, especially because she offered no explanation.

Flash forward a few days I called Ross to chat and check in.

I couldn't help myself and asked him what happened.

Ross told me that they hooked up every night of the trip.

She didn't tell me any of that and I feel like trust has been completely broken because she specifically went against the boundaries that I said.

On top of that, Ross feels a little weird about it because he was really drunk and she wasn't.

I told her that I need space for now and I haven't spoken to her in like a week and I don't know how I will ever trust her again after she did that with my brother and purposely kept it for me.

However, she has been my best friend for three years and I miss her so much.

I feel really lonely without her, but I don't know how I'll be able to move on from this.

Any and all advice would be accepted.

Thank you and I love you.

Ooh, this is layered because this is layered.

I was ready to be like, get over your sister and your brother and your friend and be happy.

They are clearly so in love.

I agree.

But the fact that he was really drunk and she wasn't is weird.

Like she took advantage of the situation.

Yes.

And the fact that she was hooking up with the brother all weekend.

So I was just feeling like, oh, then they have like, you know, this can be a real thing.

You tell your friend that.

You tell your friend that.

Yeah, so I agree.

In the beginning, I was going to be like, just get over it.

Like, I just hate girls who are like weirdly in love with their brothers, you know, but that's not the vibe.

I'm sorry.

I missed, I misjudged.

I really did.

Like, there's something weird here.

And

I know you're lonely, but I feel like Rachel needs to be cut out.

She seems really fucking toxic.

I think that that is maybe where this will end up, but I think there are some steps you could take.

I would first confront her and like see, see how she tries to spin this, you know, and be like, and just say exactly how you feel.

Like, you hooked up with my brother.

Not crazy about it, but also I'm more upset that you didn't tell me.

And the circumstances around the hookup.

Right.

We were like together all weekend and like we're friends.

Like, why don't you share?

If you hooked up with anyone else, you would have told me that.

Of course.

And then also, I just want to remind you, like, three years is not a long time if you do happen to lose the friendship, you know?

Well, that's the thing I was going to say.

I feel like in friendships, a lot of the time, like you're so invested in like the history.

and the memories that you let people like get away with things that are like truly atrocious when so much about life is like meeting new people people.

Like join a toaster group, like make new friends.

Like, I don't know, not every friendship is like worth hanging on to, and this girl sounds toxic as hell.

Yeah, but I would give her enough benefit of the doubt just to get her perspective.

I mean, there is a chance that the brother is trying to downplay it to his sister.

That's what the sister

family talks is saying, like, she was all over me.

Right, right.

Like, I didn't do anything.

That's true, too.

But then hooks up with her every single night of the trip.

But he felt weird about it, kept going.

Oh, that's interesting.

Makes you think.

Is Rachel the victim here?

That's why I'm saying you just need to talk to people.

You got to hear every single communication.

That's true.

You got to hear every side of the story and then put together the version that you think happened based on the facts at hand.

That's really interesting.

All right, third and final.

Jackson Claude.

I don't know if I'm acting like a crazy five-year-old

because I'm upset that my friend is literally copying me, but this is very annoying.

Ooh, that is annoying.

That is annoying.

I'm 28 years old.

My friend is 22.

That's kind of weird.

No, like, under what circumstances did these two meet?

Like, one was in the eighth grade and one was in the second grade?

Like, I'm just curious.

Like, how do you meet as a 28-year-old?

I guess, like, no, none of my friends are 22.

What?

I should keep reading.

Okay.

I'm 28 years old.

My friend is 22.

We met because I'm a property manager and she rented an apartment for me.

Okay.

We clicked.

You know, that is like a very kind of toxic dynamic between a landlord and a renter.

And that's also like the beginning of a horror story.

Horror story.

Totally.

We clicked and became very close.

After a year of friendship, she asked me to go to their house in Florida for vacation.

I was so excited.

Oh, I love a rich friend with a vacation home.

Once I got there, she- This is a horror movie.

Sorry.

Yeah.

So this girl, the older one, is 28.

Yeah.

The property manager.

The property manager.

So, but she was the one who went to the 22-year-old's Floridian's house.

Okay.

Once I got there, the 22-year-old was copying literally everything I was saying and doing.

For example, I had my nails done as I always do when everyone kept commenting.

So she had to book an appointment to get them done.

She hates having her nails done.

They liked my sunglasses and flip-flops, so immediately she was looking up the stores I got them at so she could get them too.

I had

AirPod Pros and I read a ton.

She has said a a thousand times that she hates reading.

And she had to stop at the store to get AirPods and a book.

She heard my friend and I say hello to each other on the phone in front of her friend who laughed at who laughed.

And then every two seconds for two weeks, she would say hello to everything.

I might sound crazy, but it was just too much.

Ever since then, I was super sensitive to seeing exactly how she was almost morphing into me.

I was like, I like her for her, and I want to be myself without having to be...

Sorry.

I like her for her and I want to be myself without having to be friends with another version of myself.

How do I tell someone to stop wearing wearing army pants and flip-flops just because I have?

Is it rude?

Am I overreacting?

Sincerely, a very annoyed, but sensitive to other feelings, toaster.

Well, it's definitely weird behavior, but like, so is hanging out with a 22-year-old.

It's like, that's what 22-year-olds do.

Like, they're not fully formed.

And they're trying to form themselves.

So they're like, I'm going to take bits and pieces of things I see in the world that I like and add them to me.

Unfortunately, she likes all of you.

Oh, my God.

I have a thought.

What?

I feel like.

I feel like someone wrote this in about me.

You're 28?

No, no.

I'm the 22-year-old.

Okay, because I hate, like, okay, oh my God, wait, I have a a conspiracy.

Did you go to someone's house in Florida?

Well, okay, I think they maybe changed some details because my best friend in the world is Brian Kelly, who's like 10 years older than me.

Okay.

I think Brian work is in about you.

Yeah, let me just just bear with me here because,

okay,

because,

yes,

he's older than me.

Okay.

And I always go to his house.

Like, I'm going this weekend.

And I, every time I leave his house, like, I talk just like him and his friends because like they have such a cool language.

And like, I'm just like always copying it.

Like, you know, I always say everything's like turn, and, like, it's twisted, moronic.

Those are all Brian's words.

Like, I totally like, every time I hang out with them, I just like start to talk like him.

Okay.

And I feel like,

Jillian, like, who emailed this in?

Is it from someone named Brian?

Not Brian.

Okay.

I just want, okay, listen.

When I have been the copyright.

When you hang out with people, like, you do start to talk like them.

Even if you listen to this show, you start to talk like that.

It's like that is normal.

The nails, the books, the everything.

Yeah, the books is really losing.

It's the AirPods.

It's too much.

And that's when you get from the beginning.

Maybe maybe it's like a metaphor.

Like, Brian started watching Drag Race and like, I started watching Drag Race.

I just think.

It's not about me.

I don't think it's about you, unfortunately.

Fortunately.

Yeah, fortunately.

Okay, okay.

No, I think this is when you get for hanging out with a 22-year-old.

When other 22-year-olds hang out with each other, they're all figuring out the world together.

They don't know exactly what they like.

But when you're 28, which you know what?

I actually, I am 28.

Maybe I wrote this in.

You know it.

You know yourself so well

better than you've ever known yourself before.

I'm sure, you know, in your 30s, you know, you'll know even better.

But I actually do feel like I was realizing, I was having like a minute of realizing stuff.

And I was realizing that like, I really know what I like and like what makes me happy and like things that I have like no time for.

And so I think a 22-year-old is kind of inspired by that.

No, I think this girl is going about everything in the complete wrong way.

And I also don't think you need to

work very hard to like protect a friendship with a 22-year-old.

Like, what are you doing anyway?

But it's not like your lifelong friends.

Like, she's a tenant.

Right.

So, I mean, I don't know if it's worth even saying something.

And also, when you do say something, you sound crazy.

Also, keep in mind, like, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but I think only when it's like being credited to you.

I don't think you should say anything.

One, because like...

Technically, she's not doing anything wrong.

It's like weird and sweet in a way.

She's annoying and immature.

Yeah.

And so like, if you don't want people to hang out with people who are annoying and immature, don't hang out with people six years younger than you.

Yeah.

And it's not like six years like, oh, I'm 40.

She's 46.

Because at some point, it all comes out in the wash.

But your 20s are such like a formative year.

Like, there's such a big difference between a 22 and a 28.

It's a 30 different person from 22 to 28.

And your brain isn't fully formed until you're 25 so i would say it's like sweet maybe color in three years and if it's really bothering you then stop hanging out with 22 year olds because you clearly don't like 22 year old behaviors yeah which i couldn't understand why you wouldn't of course 22 year olds are annoying that would be annoying yeah like especially if she's not like admitting that she's copying you right no like pretending like i just had this original idea i want to go get books and an air podcast i think we all really like to read and listen to air pods totally like i think we all need to go get our nails done like it's losery for sure but you're you really need to lower your expectations Yeah, I agree.

But that's not weird that it bothers you.

That would bother me.

No, of course.

It's bizarre, but.

But it's also like, it is a little flattering.

Yeah, of course.

I wish someone would think I was cool enough to copy everything I do.

Nobody copies anything I do.

I copied your nails.

I guess it's like the one thing.

I literally copy everything you do.

I copied your shoes.

Look.

Oh, yeah, we're wearing the same shoes today.

Like, I've waited a year because I couldn't find them.

Like, I copy everything everyone else does.

But I did copy.

I copied your entire phone case.

Look.

Literally.

Copied.

No, but I copied your nails like big time, even though you made fun of me and said that they didn't fit.

But I think.

They don't fit.

What do you guys think?

Jackie needs press-on nails for children because her nails, can't relate, are so skinny and thin.

And those, like literally, the one that you put on your thumb, I put on my pinky.

That's really funny.

And they don't make one small enough for your fingers, but they are

filable.

And you should file them.

If I'm going to be filing, I'll just file my nails.

Yeah, I guess.

Filing sucks.

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