S4 Ep132: The 700th Episode: Monday, July 26th, 2021

Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the morning toast.

Happy Monday.

Mondays should be dreary, but they ain't because today we are celebrating our 700th episode of The Morning Toast, which is quite nuts, honestly.

Quite nuts.

And by the way, I'm here too.

Hey, everyone.

I'm back.

I missed you all so much.

So excited to be back on the toast.

So excited for our 700th episode.

We have obviously done so many episodes, but we really don't celebrate our big milestones.

No.

And I don't know, just like 700 felt different.

It's so many episodes.

Really?

I feel like we've done more.

Really?

No.

Like in a year-ish, we'll be at a thousand.

Like,

we should be at a thousand now.

Yeah, penning we don't get canceled.

We should be at a thousand now.

I feel like we've literally done so many.

We've done so many, but we've done 700.

And that's a lot of episodes.

Yeah.

Okay.

No, it's a ton.

I'm feeling super proud.

I'm also, I'm mostly proud that we've done 700 episodes and we still have stuff to talk about.

And the show is still good, funny, relevant.

relevant better than ever saturday no more relevant than ever funnier than ever charting than ever like sickening stuff sickening than ever no i agree like honestly the fact that and of course some episodes are more full than others but there's never really been a day where we truly have nothing to talk about even when there is nothing to talk about in the world and sometimes like having nothing to talk about is

something to talk about.

No, we have made having nothing to talk about into a full segment, mindlessness.

100%.

The creativity knows no bounds.

But today's episode is not mindless because we have so much to catch up on.

Like, obviously, the news of the weekend.

Last week, I wasn't here.

I missed you all so dearly.

I was on Friday's episode and we did do a Patreon.

So I do feel a little caught up and up to speed, but I just feel like I have so much making up to do.

No, it's been a journey here without you.

And we're so, I think I speak on behalf of everyone.

We're so thrilled and relieved to have you back.

Okay.

I have two confirmed.

What about you?

Yep.

Yeah.

Okay.

Everyone's happy.

Thank God.

No, actually, you should have heard what they were saying about you, like the ice queen.

Oh, my God.

It was finally, like, partying.

Yeah, we could all finally talk shit about you.

With your like teacher's gone like we could live it up at yes at the toast studio no sure sure yeah yeah yeah sure you know tyler c and yeah tyler c was talking the most about you yeah i i sense that from him no also can we talk about did you listen to his episode yet no oh my god okay okay i have been booked and busy and i landed last night i got home at midnight and i just i was so busy and then okay whatever i had no time let me just tell you i was like giving him like a whole debrief i brought up luanne or something and i he was like who is luanne and i went on this whole like McGilla teaching him about housewives, the historical importance of the Suez Canal, et cetera, et cetera.

He got booked on Watch Happens Live this week with Luann.

Stop.

So he should, I was expecting a text like, thank you for the brief history lesson.

That is so funny.

I know.

You should text him and be like, good thing you're all brief.

Well, I texted him we have the same agent, which is how he came on the show.

And I texted her.

I was like, not Tyler being on Watch Happens Live with Luann.

She was like, oh my God, I was dying.

That's so, so funny.

Yeah.

So that's just me helping other people get ahead.

And it's what I really love to do.

Yeah, and you're so good at it.

And I'm not bitter at all.

No, it's gonna be good.

That'll be good content.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I am so behind on TV, but we are gonna get back to TV recaps this week, just for me, starting tomorrow, if that's fine.

Well, there is no TV tomorrow, but yes, starting this week, like when, oh, yeah, so Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, we will get caught up on Love Island, Beverly Hills, Potomac.

I didn't watch Potomac last night because the Olympics were on, and I don't know if anyone noticed, but I'm wearing my most proud American outfit: my red hoops, my blue romper, and my red, white, and blue ASOS.

What are these called?

Bomber jackets.

So, I don't know, just don't come for me, proud American, over here.

You're feeling like proud in the Olympics?

I don't know if I'm like feeling proud because I was watching a lot last night.

I'm like, we didn't win that many medals, but then that guy, Steve, you know, Steve.

Do you know who I'm talking about?

The guy with the board.

Do you know what I'm talking about?

Oh, from CNN.

I think they're using him again for the Olympics with like his special board because he gave this whole presentation.

And like, I guess I, I think I'm reminded of this every year.

We're like the best.

Yeah.

You like win the Olympics.

It's weird.

Like, depending on the headlines that you read, like, I read a headline that we, the USA had the worst first day in Olympics, like, since 1972.

Well, that's possible because I watched and it didn't feel great.

And then Decky lost.

I also read a headline today that the U.S.

swimming team has won more first medals in their first day than ever before.

Well, so it's like, is it the best or is it the worst?

Yeah, I think we're winning a lot of medals, but like, I don't know if they're gold, you know?

Medals are medals.

Sorry.

I agree.

Either way, you get to

chomp down on it.

Would you rather, this is like a dumb question, but I've actually thought about this a lot.

Would you rather have a silver or a bronze?

I

think because it looks more like gold.

Yes, and I tell people who came into my house, they would just say, assume it's gold.

You know, I'm not going to hang on with bronze.

Yeah, yeah.

So, and they look really similar.

So I was actually thinking, like, silver is so second place.

Bronze is like kind of ambivalent.

It's ambiguous.

That's the word I was looking for.

Yeah.

Ambivalent.

That's funny.

Ambivalent means neither here nor there.

Ambiguous is like confusing.

Yes.

I meant ambiguous, and I know the difference.

I'm sorry.

That was just like brain fart Monday.

So yeah, that's what I was watching last night, even though like Shaws of Sunset was on, the Hawkes of Potomac.

It's so hard.

I was watching Olympics all weekend, like, and I did not watch anything else.

What did I say to everyone?

Like, when the Olympics starts, I'm wearing this outfit for the next two weeks.

Like, I'm so invested.

So.

The TV recaps like might have to take a back seat because I'm busy being a proud American over here.

I think that's fine, you know?

Like, it's once in a lifetime, aka every four years.

Like it's a good thing.

It is.

And also there's another Olympics in six months, which is crazy.

I fucking love the Olympics.

You know, they added cheerleading as a sport.

I was wondering where cheerleading was.

Well, because that's why when we watch cheer on Netflix, why it was so popular, was because it really sucks as an athlete in college.

Like you put your whole life into gymnastics, I mean, into cheerleading.

And at the end of college, that's it.

There's no professional career for a cheerleader, which just kind of sucks.

So now I think it's an official.

You could do like NFL or NBA, but

what you're doing at a competitive level level is actually like more competitive than right.

So, I don't know, it's definitely not this Olympics, but moving forward, and I couldn't help but think: like, is Gabby Butler gonna be on the American Olympic team?

Yeah, she should be, but the only thing to me that I think might prove to be challenging for the cheerleaders, people cheering cheerleaders, is that like they're all individual athletes and they're gonna have to come together and learn a routine.

You know, no, if you're a professional cheerleader, that's what you do, right?

But like, everyone else pretty much performs as individuals.

The only team is basketball, which like still you know synchronized swimming.

They perform a dance together.

But it's two people?

They also have like a six group.

But they're like lifelong partner.

Like they compete together.

So I think people cheerleaders or either individual cheerleaders will qualify for the Olympics and then Monica will get in there and give them a routine.

Monica better be a part of the crew.

Or a whole team qualifies for the Olympics, in which case...

They have that connection.

In which case the team from cheer, what are they called?

Navarro?

Bulldogs.

The Navarro Cheers.

Dogs.

Navarro.

Dogs.

Navarro cheer team.

No, that's a good point.

I don't know how it's going to work, but I'm very much looking forward to it.

I'm assuming it's going to be a summer sport, yes?

Yeah, because they do it outside of Daytona.

Super summery.

I'm just really concerned about everyone learning the choreography in time and also qualifying.

Well, I'm really concerned that it's not going to be for another four years, and it's Gabby Butler's still going to be in fighting shape because in the documentary Cheer on Netflix, they said she is the most

famous and most talented gymnast/slash cheerleader, not gymnast, cheerleader in America.

They're four, she would be on the team, correct?

Yeah, but by the way, it's three years now.

So I guess.

I feel like she could, she could still do it.

Yeah, she's young.

Like, I'm really holding out to hope for her.

That'd be so amazing.

Like, a great way to end the story arc that we started in Cheer on Netflix.

Yeah.

I'm glad for the cheerleaders.

I was actually thinking, like, this could be an Olympic sport because, you know, they're always adding Olympic sports, skateboarding.

Yes, and we could talk about that because I did watch yesterday.

And, like,

of course, you know, nobody's perfect.

And who am i you know big fat slob on my couch to judge you know people fall in gymnastics every now and then with skateboarding it was like every single person like fall fall fall fall fall yeah you know what i was thinking about like i just was feeling badly for um ethan hawk because tony hawk tony hawk i was like i think ethan hawk is the guy from the terrible movie but um

just felt right

i was feeling badly for tony hawk he's like such an amazing celebrated skateboarder like lifelong skateboarder career storied skateboarder and like now it's an Olympic sport I mean he didn't get to be an Olympian this whole time I mean I really don't feel bad for him because he's like crying you know wiping his tears with billion dollars he's literally so fucking rich I'm so sad I'm so worried about him oh I'm literally what's the opposite of worried I'm so I'm sleeping peacefully knowing Tony Hawk is fine no and so you know what so is Ethan Hawk I I'm sure he's fine but I'm sure that's a little bit of a bummer like I guess he was an Olympic level skateboarder and he never got to compete at the Olympics No, but he got to become something arguably better, like rich and famous.

I know he could have been on the cover of Weedies box.

I'm sure he has been.

I don't know.

I'm sure like all of his friends who were athletes were like, but we're Olympians and he's like, but I'm an athlete too, bro.

You know, and like during the two weeks when all of his friends like went to Tokyo, he like sat at home alone, like watching on Instagram.

Right, like trying to convince everyone he was an athlete.

Yeah, it's like, yeah, sure, Tony.

Sure, Ethan.

Sure, Tony.

So anyways, that's what I was thinking.

No, that's an interesting thought.

So I'm just like having the best time.

Like, I'm literally going to go home and like, I subscribe to like Olympic channel, Peacock, because the primetime thing ended before the skateboarding last night.

And I was like, where?

I needed my fix.

So I got on Peacock, I got the NBC Sports app, and there's just so much content.

And also justice for beach volleyball.

Like it's literally the best sport.

I saw your story.

It's so good.

Like what athleticism.

And they have to walk around in underwear.

Yeah.

It's the craziest thing.

Yeah.

Justice for them.

Well, actually, there's a lot of drama now.

Did you see?

Seven bikini bottoms.

Norwegian.

I don't know if it's beach or indoor volleyball.

They refused to wear the underwear.

They're like, we want to wear shorts, but it's not regulation.

And they got fined.

And our girl, Pink, offered to pay the fine.

That's so funny because I read the headline and it was really misleading because it said that they refused to wear the bikini bottom.

So I thought they just wanted to like be naked

and they were going to get fined for that.

But

of course they would get fine for that.

But forget to get fined for wanting to wear just longer shorts.

Because they're not regulation.

It's so stupid.

It's crazy.

And so Pink is out here supporting the Norwegian volleyball players.

We love to see it.

She's such an icon and a queen.

A little bit of a content update from me that I'm hoping, praying, that you're going to find interesting.

Um, because a few weeks ago on the show, we were talking about the Titanic, and I said that I was going to read more about the Titanic.

Yeah, and so I'm almost done with this book about the Titanic.

Like, right now, they just were rescued by the ship, so I think it's going to be a lot about like the repercussions.

Um, but I've learned a lot of interesting factoids about the Titanic, and one that I think you would like to know is that in reality, they did not lock third-class passengers intentionally

in like those doors like in the movie that did not happen and also well they didn't do it intentionally or they didn't do it at all they didn't do it at all there was one there was one gate that was locked because it was night time and they locked the gates and also they're they I learned that the everything like the classes were really separate because of US quarantine rules for immigrants so like they actually couldn't interact at all during the during the trip

um there was one gate that was locked because it was night time but you could hop over it but there were also other gates right and that also you know the scene That scene is harmful.

I know.

And you know the scene where the people in the boiler room are like running under before each like door closes.

There was no like injuries in that way.

Okay.

And how do they know that?

Like the survivors?

Yeah.

This is going to be a really dumb question, like maybe the dumbest one I've ever asked.

Because I don't really know like when the Titanic was.

Are any of the Titanic survivors still alive?

I was thinking that, no, it was in 1912.

So even if you were a newborn baby, one, you wouldn't remember anything, and two, you'd be like 100 and yeah, yeah, okay, okay.

Yeah.

Not such.

I mean, it's still possible yeah but it's not like but it's probably not possible okay okay yeah well that is interesting thank you that you know that does like ease my nerves a little bit i can't watch that movie like it's so terrible yeah tragedy travesty so the book i'm reading is called chip of dreams and it's a little dense and i would just say you know watch the movie totally yeah they're dramatized for a reason it's good yeah yeah no for sure but it is cool to like learn i've been highlighting some interesting factoids so maybe if people are interested when i'm done with the book i could read some of the facts that i've learned sure just like i promised that i would you know i just want people to to know I'm delivering.

I'm a delivery.

I'm such a delivery woman.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Before we dive in, I think let's take a moment.

Look at our 700 episodes as a whole.

Okay.

Let's talk about it.

Okay.

I don't really have an end to this question.

Well, I thought you were going to say, What's your favorite episode?

It's that's like choosing a favorite child.

It's obviously Theo, but you know what I mean.

Yeah.

I don't think I can choose a favorite episode, but what was your favorite era so far?

Like, we've had a lot of studios.

Oh,

I would say my definitely my least favorite era was the previous one.

The previous studio.

In where we got evicted.

Okay.

That was just like a bad time.

It was where we were quarantined.

I didn't love that studio.

Like I just, I don't have good positive associations with that time.

I think that was like...

Early 2020.

Yeah.

Don't didn't like that.

Okay.

And I would say, I think my favorite era was our original studio, even though it was far and like it was ugly.

It was just like we had such low expectations for ourselves.

Yeah.

And I loved it.

Yeah, I think my favorite era was not like early days of that first studio, but like eventually we like got really snatched on a personal and professional level.

And

those were some good times.

We had like Snitch Cam going.

Yeah, when Snitch was with us, those were good times.

Yeah.

So those were fun times, but I also like love this era.

Me too.

Also, I love all of our Halloween episodes.

Yeah.

Like there hasn't been one I did not like.

No, they're actually, it's hard to pick a favorite.

I know.

And I think like, of course, I think the OG is going to always be my favorite because it was so funny when we dressed up as each other.

But like, I I really but then I'm like oh no, but wait What about the Kardashians like Margo on the Chris cam like yeah, there was our most recent one was the best I think for me the royal family is the best.

It's so good.

Yeah, but also the Jonas brothers so good so good and that was a hard day like our studio was under construction We had to move to like a makeshift studio.

Yeah snitch was sick.

It was so hot.

Margo had strepthroat.

Yeah.

And it was just like still came through because that's what Kevin would do.

WWKD.

What would Kevin do?

And he would come through.

Yeah.

So I think those are definitely like my top.

We have to start planning.

Like October is almost upon us.

I know, but you know us.

It always comes together.

Last minute, day before.

Yeah, we plan for so long, but we can't come up with it until the day before.

And you know, we've actually had in the last 700 episodes, but also recently, like a lot of amazing guests.

Chelsea Hamler, like so famous.

We've had some amazing guests.

We should count how many guests we've had, but we probably had like 100.

But also, do you count guests we had on like a red carpet show?

No.

Okay.

Not in reality.

Who do you think is the most famous person we've ever had on the show?

It's so...

We had like back to back in the same week, the two most famous people we've had, Kevin O'Leary and Chelsea Hamler Yamar on the same week.

Yeah, it's hard for me to say because I can't think of all the guests right now.

Yeah, and I guess like if I do include red carpet, like Luke Homes is up there too.

Yeah, no, there's just, there's so many.

So many memories.

And it's just been fabulous doing it all alongside you.

You as well.

Keeping us, keeping us, you're like the captain of the Titanic, but we will not sink.

Captain Smith.

Oof.

No, we hit an iceberg many a time.

Many an iceberg.

Many an iceberg.

But Jackie the captain doesn't let it steer off.

They said the Titanic was the unsinkable ship.

They never met us.

They never met the toast.

Did they say that?

Yeah.

That is the dumbest thing.

That's like the biggest jinx of all time.

I know, but like at the time, there were so many ships being the unburnable forest.

It wasn't like the first ship ever, and they were like, this is unsinkable.

Like there were so many in the same family of ships.

There were ships from other companies.

And so the Titanic was like the newest and not even biggest.

It actually wasn't remarkable in any real way other than the fact that it sunk.

And if it hadn't sunk, it wouldn't have really broken any records.

But that's pretty remarkable that it sunk.

Right, but like you never would have heard of Titanic if it didn't sink.

No, but honestly, whoever gave it that name was not Jewish because it's such a kanai nahara, like so superstitious.

You cannot say the unsinkable ship right before you get on a ship.

Right, but they didn't, like, it was just people would say it, you know?

People are morons.

No.

Beyond.

Beyond.

And you know what?

That's cool to know.

Like, because I look around our world, I'm like, damn, everyone is moronic.

But they were moronic in 1912, too.

And that does bring me some solace.

Yeah.

Also, what I found to be crazy in this book that I read was apparently like 10 years before the Titanic sunk, a fictional writer wrote like a novella.

It wasn't a book that was very popular then,

called

Something Sad.

And it was about a ship called the Titan that hid an iceberg and sunk.

Well, do you remember like when COVID first started?

That's what I was thinking about.

Yeah, yeah.

It was like something went viral.

Like somebody found this like old Chinese book of Proverbs.

Was it Confucius?

No.

No, whatever.

Confucius didn't say.

No, but it was like in the year 2021, a virus, Rona.

Like, it was so bizarre.

Yeah, no, it was, um, there was a few things that that started circulating, but one of them was from a fictional book where there was a infectious disease that started in Wuhan because there is a laboratory there.

And so they just, but then that turned out to be what happened.

Interesting.

And no, but then also that fictional thing said it disappeared as fast as it appeared.

And then that's how that was on top.

That was a different thing.

That was like some sort of omen.

It wasn't Confucius, but it was.

It was a Confucius E vibe.

It was a Confucius-y vibe.

Yeah, like

I agree.

It was like, you know how there are some people in the world?

I can only think of one that I read about on Daily Mail who like correctly predict like

elections and like hundreds of major events and so-and-so there'll be a big thing.

And like, we need to find some of like I can't explain.

It's like no Stradamus.

Yeah, no, but people were just like sending around all these spooky memes like during COVID.

And I don't know if any of them were true, but Confucius definitely got in there.

Yeah.

And I'm still waiting for it disappears as quickly as it comes.

Yeah, no, that part, they definitely got wrong.

The whole thing.

Here we are.

Well, we have a great show for you guys today.

We did.

We have a lot to catch up on.

A lot happened over the weekend.

Let's just do it.

So, without further ado, to do to do, if you're wondering where he is, he said he does not support the 700th episode.

That's what he said.

That's pretty much plain and simple.

He said, I'll see you for 701.

Yeah, 100%.

We should just get like new balloons every day.

701.

What do you mean?

702.

703.

Because we only have to get one new balloon every day.

These are expensive, though.

Balloons is the biggest crock of shit, like as an industry.

It's literal plastic.

Guess how much these balloons cost?

Three balloons.

$200.

All right, relax.

$100.

But still, like, it's plastic and they're going to be literally on the floor in an hour.

These ones do tend to last a while.

Hopefully, we can save the two zeros for $800.

Oh, yes.

We'll store them in the closet.

That would be funny if this building was just turned into a calendar of what episode it is.

No, I'm telling you, it's actually a good idea.

It is a good idea.

You should just get like a clock, like a ticker.

Yeah, it's like zero days without incidents.

Right.

Like 700 episodes without cancellation.

Well, no, it's probably be like a hundred since without cancellation, if we're being honest.

But you can't cancel someone who doesn't care.

So, without further ado, to do, it is time.

You were saying, yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry.

Got sidetracked.

It is time for the fast five stories that you do need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast.

You do.

It's confirmed that you do need to know, though.

And today's episode.

I'm not in a really mood to try.

Today's episode.

I'm only for 700.

Oh, church.

Oh, wait.

For 700.

I got to do something big.

Start again.

Okay.

Without further ado.

Without further ado, to do to do.

Where are you?

Not here.

He doesn't support us.

It is time for the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast.

I don't even know what I'm doing.

You look like you're outside shaking.

I'm going to get a bitter.

Well, I was going to like pretend to have a heart attack, but that's like insensitive, even though our dad did die a heart attack.

You're not going to give it to yourself.

Yeah, no, literally.

And then I was going, I don't, like, I don't know.

I'm running out of ideas, so I'll just stop.

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Okay, ready for our first story?

I believe it's about Ethan Hawk.

It is not about Ethan Hawk.

Is Ethan Hawk an actor?

Ethan Hawking?

No, the Stephen Hawking.

Ethan Hawk, old man, Kevin Bacon.

Ethan Hawk, boyhood.

Does he look like Kevin Bacon yet?

A little bit.

Same vibe.

You're thinking of the right person.

Yeah, okay.

You're warm.

Yeah, for sure.

Okay.

Remember when we were kids?

It's like, where is it?

You're getting warmer.

That was so stupid.

Like, wasn't that just dumb?

Speaking of getting warmer.

Wow, just cutting me off.

Speaking of getting warm and steamy, J-Lo celebrates her 52nd birthday by kissing Ben Affleck on a Lux yacht.

Ben Affleck?

Did I say it again?

Yeah.

That was not intentional.

No, I know.

Sometimes you like do it on purpose, and I know it's a joke, but you just like very, you said Ben Affleck.

You know what?

Let me live.

Okay.

J-Lo is done hiding her rekindled romance with Ben Affleck after sharing photos of the pair celebrating her 52nd birthday while aboard a yacht in San Trope, exchanging a kiss.

She captioned it 5-2, What It Do, a collection of Instagram photos featuring shots of her in a print bikini and a cover-up, the last of which which find the actress smooching Ben Affleck and his hands are draped over her shoulders.

No, it was a lot.

Like first they put up their own.

Okay, so here's what happened actually.

Leah Remini, Remini, I don't know how to pronounce it, but I just die for her, had a birthday party.

And she put up a little compilation video, like very mom on Facebook.

It was like a video of pictures, you know?

And she had a murmur.

Photo booth at her birthday dinner.

It was like a 50-person dinner.

It was fabulous.

Like mini what it was just stunning and in her her video montage, there was a murmur picture of her, J-Lo, and Ben.

And that was like the first time.

And I was watching Daily Pop on Friday, and they were talking about like, do you think she got permission to share this photo?

And Justin was like, Leah's been in the business forever.

She's not going to like blow up her best friend's spot.

So it was definitely like an approved posting by J-Lo.

So that really opened the door a little bit.

Then this yacht trip just blew the whole thing wide open because not only were they photographed like paparazzi's super clear photos grabbing the ass, like doing the most, but then also content was put out on jlo's personal instagram j-lo put forth the content and said here we are cementing the relationship permanently and i just

i never when we spoke about this like a few weeks ago i was like happy for her but like i just like didn't really care it wasn't doing that much for me but these photos are doing the most for me like ben affleck is hot again and i think more people should be talking about that because he went through like a stage where he was just like not doing it for me i I think he's a super cutie.

I'm just really happy for J-Lo.

I guess I have to take back what I said.

Like, I really thought they might be just like business partners, you know, venturing into something.

And I think it's clear that they're romantically linked.

I mean, do you grab your business partner's ass like that?

I mean, I am your business partner, so I wish you would grab your ass.

If we were on the yacht in San Trope,

that's what I would be doing for sure.

So, yeah, I guess these two are dating.

Yeah, I guess it's pretty safe to say that they're confirmed.

Yeah, also, and some like sader news is that A-Rod is also in San Trope, like just being Thirst Monster per usual.

You know, and he's like on a bigger yacht, but it doesn't matter.

He's lonely.

I don't care what yacht he's at.

I'm also like, can you find Mother Bay?

No, Trayman.

Like, go to Nice, you know, like, just, there's a million islands.

Go to Greece.

But, like, everyone's in San Trope right now, you know?

Right, but like, he should really stay away.

No, it's honestly embarrassing for him.

And I don't know if he's like purposely like.

I think the media has a lot to do with like, you know, A-Rod's on his boat while J-Lo and A, you know, and I don't know if he's like necessarily following them around, but the way it's being depicted is giving him such losery vibes.

And he needs like, he needs a major pr move because yeah right now he's losing so hardcore like not only did he disgrace arguably one of the hottest women on the planet and like one of the most well-respected as well

he's now losing in the aftermath of the relationship like he hasn't been linked to anyone he's alone on his boat going down the slide like yeah with like with mystery girls yeah yeah yeah so i just think he needs help i agree he needs to like just make himself scarce and a little bit more mysterious and leave us wanting more yeah like I almost feel bad for him, you know, because, and this happens like most recently reminds me of Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green.

He's in a better place now, but like when Megan Fox like bounced out of Brian Austin Green's house and became like a part of this

Insta obsessed couple, it was like pathetic for Brian Austin Green.

Yeah.

Even though like he was mean to her and like J-Lo was cheated on by A-Rob.

Right.

So like I don't really feel that bad for you, but like when someone's winning publicly so hard, I actually can't help but feel bad for the other person, even if they were wrong in the relationship.

Do you know what I'm saying?

I do know what you're saying.

I don't feel bad yet.

No, but I'm

just getting good.

The Daily Mail had this picture of him.

His arms were crossed over his chest.

He was going down this big inflatable slide.

And it was just like, it's lonely at the top.

Like you could have the biggest yacht in the bay, but you're alone.

And like, it's sad.

It's lonely at the top of the slide.

It's lonely at the top of the inflatable slide for sure.

And he has like the biggest yacht.

I can't, I need to see that picture.

It's pathetic.

Like, it really is.

So, like, I'm sorry.

I'm human.

I'm starting to feel bad for him.

I'm not there yet.

I'm just really enjoying this moment because I do feel like I didn't allow myself to get excited about all the previous moments because I just felt like it could still be speculation somehow.

But he was like, the two of them getting in and out of the same Range Rover wasn't enough for me.

But like last week, they were shopping for houses together.

Like, or maybe he was just like, maybe they were like about to go into like an investment together.

Like, still.

I just.

Like, you're so, you're so scared of being like presumptuous that you become like a conspiracy theorist.

I just don't want to get hurt.

That's fair.

That's actually a good thing.

And I also feel like so many times with couples, like we jump to conclusions.

And that's how I wind up building ships that fucking sink.

Yeah.

Not like A-rods.

Not like A-Rods?

Ship.

Oh.

It's huge.

Yeah, but so is the Titanic.

It's lonely at the top of the slide.

So I'm really happy for her.

You know, it's just tough.

It's always like when, I mean, I've only had one boyfriend, so I've never been there, but I imagine for other people, like when someone you were with gets back with someone they were like with previously.

Because it was like, was it always about them?

Right.

How's Anna de Armas feeling?

Right.

Or like,

or right, like for both of them.

On both sides,

totally.

How's Jennifer Gardner feeling?

Not well.

Oh, that's not.

Not well.

Because she came right after and she thought that she was the one.

I mean, I actually feel like Jennifer Gardner could not care less because

she was tortured by him for so long.

He was in such a bad place.

Like he was so unwell.

And

she like got a boyfriend and got engaged.

And like he's hot.

He's a businessman, bow.

And I'm sure she's just like happy to be.

It all looks so fun when you're watching pictures on the Daily mail on a yacht But like at home happy to be rid of him you think and his problems for sure

I don't think so.

I just feel like there's a part of her that's like extremely um

insecure.

No,

I don't want to say like serious like serious isn't the word competitive is not the word, but just like I feel the word competitive and I feel the word serious where it's just like

in the so far the narrative up until this point had been like he left J Lo literally like at the altar and then found his true love and Jennifer Garner.

They got married.

And she was the one.

That's what's reminding me of.

And then everything that came after was just like, okay,

he's obviously in a crisis.

Right.

And now it's like, was J-Lo the one that got away?

It's very Cash, Trina, and Cinco.

Yes, these people who knew each other for three weeks.

You know what I'm saying?

It's a similar love triangle.

Yeah, though I am behind.

Yeah.

And that's always like what I think like with Morgan Stewart, like the queen.

Like a lot of people don't know like her husband.

Now they used to date.

Yeah.

So now do you think like Brennan is like, oh my God, it was always Jordan.

Cause like it was always Jordan.

100%.

And it was.

And, like, you know, you just can't stop true love.

No, you can't.

And you shouldn't try.

And that's why it's, it'll always be Maverick.

That's why it'll always be Maverick.

Um, did Maverick see that episode with Tyler Say, do you think?

Yeah.

He was quaking.

No, I don't think he did.

That's good.

Better for his mental health.

For sure.

Are you ready for our next story?

Yeah.

It's a little, it's actually like a lot of news that, you know, transpired over the weekend.

And we got to talk about it.

Kanye West is now living at Atlanta Stadium to finish his album, Donda.

So on Friday or Thursday night, he held a listening party for Donda at Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta.

Kim was there, the kids were there, everything was like so fabulous for me personally.

They were wearing matching outfits.

They were wearing matching outfits.

And I'm not going to venture to say, like, just, I don't want to get my heartbroken, I'm not going to say they're back together because she was there, but they're on good terms, and that means everything to me.

Yeah, of course, because honestly, like, what I was really worried about was

Kim and Kanye were good for each other for a lot of reasons, but for Kim, like,

he, she was really his muse.

And I think a lot, we were talking about how like some of her looks in Rome were like a little weird and like maybe she lost the Kanye effect.

But as long as I really want them, of course they'll always be in each other's lives for co-parenting reasons, but I want them to still support each other's art.

Yeah.

And seeing her there looking so sickening, obviously styled by Kanye because they were both wearing like the same shade of like Kanye, Yeezy Gap red.

And like that just made me.

feel relieved.

Yeah, I do feel relieved.

I don't think he'll be styling her anymore.

And I do feel like already we're seeing the change in her style based on the lack of his influence.

Not like, and I mean, she always looks amazing, but she was always like on the complete cutting edge of fashion with him.

And now she's just like doing her own thing, whatever.

Yeah.

But I just really am glad to see.

It's not even, of course, they're going to co-parent for the kids, but it's like they're publicly supporting each other.

Yes.

It's all good.

It's mostly good.

Yes.

And the album never came out.

Right.

Then the album never came out.

It was supposed to come out on Friday.

Now it's coming out August 6th, which I personally was feeling okay about because I'm just feeling overwhelmed with

content in general.

And I just didn't have the bandwidth to like sit down with my earphones and listen to a whole album.

I just couldn't.

I agree.

I actually wasn't ready for it.

Especially not by Monday like with a review for the toasters.

Yeah, no, and this is so Kanye and art takes time and I'm in no rush, but it was like an uh, because he did the listening party, there were so many collabs.

Jay-Z is on it, which is just like really interesting and something I think we should talk about because as we know, they haven't been on good terms for a while.

And I don't know what the root of the problem was, but I always felt like Beyoncé didn't like him.

Yeah, I'm sure it is deeper than that, honestly.

And also like Jay-Z,

kanye like wanted to borrow money memory and kanye wasn't dead right and like there was like a money stuff to it which is always icky right but i'm sure and that's what we knew publicly i'm sure there was so much privately that we didn't know but it's nice to see them back together that's what everyone is talking about this college first one since watch the throne right um

and

I guess he needs to perfect the album and now he's living in Mercedes-Benz Stadium recording and finalizing the album.

Yes, I read it on Juno, and then like it got picked up everywhere.

He basically just really liked the vibe of the stadium and he didn't leave and then I saw now He's like going to events

It was like a concert or something and like I saw him in the same outfit that he was wearing during the listening party that red outfit and like the pantyhose on his head.

Yeah, he was wearing it again.

Yeah, so I guess that's cool.

I just I feel like Maybe it's like something about the acoustics of the stadium.

Maybe they go in there when maybe maybe he had his listening party, heard his song in a stadium for the first time, and it wasn't exactly what he wanted it to be.

And now he's work chopping everything with that stadium acoustics.

And that's why he won't leave the stadium because I can imagine there are so many more comfortable studio options.

I mean, I'm not personally going to even attempt to understand the logic behind like why Kanye does what Kanye does.

He's an artist.

He's a free thinker.

So I don't really, I'm not craving

an explanation, if that makes sense.

I'm going with stadium acoustics.

That actually sounds like a very reasonable response.

Right.

But I don't know.

People do crazy things all the time when they're artists, you know?

Yeah.

I mean, I know I do.

I'm constantly creating.

Constantly creating.

You are.

So that's that's exciting.

August 6th, Donda.

We'll see you there.

I'm sure it's going to be awesome.

I know.

The song from the, we reported on it before when you were gone.

One of the songs was in the Beats by Drake commercial with Shakari Richardson.

Sounded really good.

And then there's clips like being put out from the listening party, and it sounds great.

Right.

It sounds like really good, actually.

I want to listen like an album form.

I haven't listened to any clips from the party.

Did you watch The Beats by Drake commercial?

Yes.

He's done miracles on me.

Really good.

Really good.

I'm really excited.

I mean, we have not gotten our sheet music yet, so that's how we know the album isn't coming.

That it's not ready.

Speaking of 700 episodes, that is definitely a career high.

I would say that's in the top 10 of all 700 episodes.

Was performing exclusively Close on Sunday.

If you guys are new here, what was the last album called?

Jesus is King?

I got an email like on a Monday night

saying,

Hi, this is Stephanie, was her name?

I don't remember.

At yeezy.com.

She sent us sheet music of a new Kanye song.

Well, it's old now.

It was called Close on Sunday.

She wanted us to perform it.

She went to hear our take on it.

And she sent us the sheet music.

And I was like, can I get an MP3?

She was like, no.

So we had to, well, Jackie really did because we took music theory growing up.

Jackie whipped out her keyboard.

We performed it.

It's honestly on YouTube.

You should check it out.

I pretty much watch that once a day.

Oh, I don't.

It's so good.

I'm not thrilled with my performance.

Oh, really?

Me neither?

And I've actually never been so nervous.

Like, I was more nervous to do that than I was to perform at the Beacon Theater.

Like, I had the biggest pit.

I was freaking out, right?

I agree.

I think that's more nerve-wracking.

Yeah.

Also, a highlight of the toast for me is when we performed your song on the episode, the day that it dropped.

Of course.

The speaker's died.

The speaker died at, but our spirits didn't.

And that was just the craziest thing.

That's one of my favorite toast moments ever.

Top 10 of all time.

I agree.

All the Halloween episodes are in there.

So that's, how many Halloweens have we done for?

Kardashians, Jonas Brothers, Royal Family.

Oh, because Breath wasn't.

Yeah.

Okay.

So three.

Kanye, Performing toast, that's five.

And we have to fill up the other five for our top 10 episodes.

I'm sure it'll come to us while we're sitting here.

Yeah, because

Roscoe Flatts is definitely in there for me.

Oh, good stuff.

Mad good stuff.

May I?

Yes, because it's time for our next story, but I feel as though you have something to say.

I do.

That's why we're so good together.

That's why we have 700 episodes.

You're so intuitive.

Thank you, Claudia.

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Our next story is extremely layered and we're going to take it from the top, but Lala Ken is denying shading Megan Fox for not attending the movie premiere.

She's lying.

Everyone here is lying.

I agree that this doesn't feel 100% truthful.

So as you may or may not know, Lala Ken, Vanderpromp Rules, her fiancé, her

husband, they got married.

No, fiancé still.

Oh my God, I can't keep up.

Everyone's wedding is getting postponed.

I know, I know, and then they just do it.

Right, and it's like a small backyard ceremony.

I forget about it.

But I do think it's fiancé still.

Her fiancé, Randall, is a movie producer, and he, oops.

Sorry.

Sorry, it's okay ignore me um movie producer he made a movie called midnight in the switchgrass which filmed like right before covid machine gun kelly is in it megan fox is in it that is where they met oh yeah bruce wills but this is so not about oh that's where they met and apparently amile hirsch also says on the poster um and that's where machine gun kelly and megan fox met very exciting i think megan fox is a star because she's technically on the poster and machine gun kelly it's a small bit for him but whatever they met and it's and it's good and so you would think they would like highly regard this movie right just because it's where they met but the movie just came out and they were not at the premiere.

They said that, you know, with COVID cases spiking in California, they just did not feel safe.

And then Lala posted a photo to her Instagram story of her at the premiere in front of the poster.

Her body is covering Megan Fox and her caption is

covering Megan Fox's name in the poster.

And people were thinking that is because she's like mad at Megan for not promoting this movie that Rand made and that Megan is starring it.

Yeah, of course.

And then I think I saw a tweet and I don't know if it was fake, but it was machine gun being like, why would I go promote a movie I was in for five minutes.

Right.

But,

and then also there's an old Instagram live clip that's floating around now where Machine and Megan are like just going live and talking about stuff.

And then they said like that they pretty much, if they're in a movie, like they'll pretty much, you know, they're just like acting in a movie.

He's like, except for the one and they were like laughing about going fake.

Well, this makes me sad because they've been on Lala and Randall's podcast.

So I thought they were for sure like two power couples like loving each other up.

But it appears as though that that is not the case.

No, I mean maybe it started out as the case, but then maybe you know maybe they watched the movie and they just like weren't feeling proud of it well i have to say randall isn't known for making good movies like mostly all of them are actually bad not all of them no not they're all like incredibly low rated on rotten tomatoes yeah but i think except for like the one lone survivor oh is that did he do that yeah okay well the john travolta one gaudy was meant to be good yeah but it's like literally one of the lowest rated movies on rotten tomatoes in history right but i i feel like they had every intention of it being a good film well i don't think think people set out to make bad films.

Sometimes you're like, this is just like corny directed DVD.

Let's, you know what we're doing here.

Let's just do it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's even sadder.

So this actually makes me really sad because, of course, Lala is shading her and to pretend like she's not, like, just own it.

Right.

So now I feel like maybe this, this whole drama got like really messy and like no one in the movie.

I'm sure Bruce Willis is like, get me out of this.

Those pictures and all of this stuff.

Bruce Willis being dragged into this drama is so embarrassing.

Yeah.

Well, so Lala said, my mom quickly took a picture of me.

I was just standing next to the poster.

She said, pose, I want to get a picture.

I quickly, she said she was excited for the movie and posted it and then went in to watch the film.

So she's saying there was no shade.

It was just like an accident.

I mean, that's possible, but there's more evidence to support that it was completely shady.

But there's so much space on top of the poster for her to put her caption.

It's so intentional.

It's so intentional.

And if you look at the photo, you don't see anything wrong with it.

But then if you look at what the movie poster actually looks like, it's incredibly intentional.

Yeah.

But maybe she just wants to clean up this meth because nobody associated with the movie wants to deal with it.

Yeah, no, and it's this is also just like really shining a light on how lame this movie was because if they all had just went to the premiere, it would have been like, oh, a movie I'm not going to see.

But now it's like, well, why not?

Because the movie was bad.

And it's just like really making an emphasis on the fact that Randall made another bad movie.

I don't know.

I feel like ultimately it would probably lead to more eyeballs.

If everyone went to the premiere, we'd just see pictures and be like, okay, that movie they were in.

But now it's like, how bad it could it be?

How bad could it be?

Let me watch.

This is actually also an interesting conversation because I was on TikTok and I saw like a bunch of different celebrities talking talking about this.

And I think Kevin Hart has gotten in trouble for this.

Like, if you're in a movie, is it on you to promote it because you're a part of the film?

Like, you should want to promote your project?

Or should you be paid by the studio to promote it?

What do you think?

Because remember when those Sony emails got hacked?

Yes, no, I know exactly what you're talking about.

And Kevin Hart was like, those emails, he got so much shit for it.

Like he wants to be paid to promote his movie because that's his time.

Okay, here's what I think.

I don't, but who cares what I think?

But this is what I think.

I care a lot.

If you're in a movie, you should have to go to the premiere.

Yeah, of course.

As far as posting on your social channels, you should be able to work that into your deal for payment, especially if you have a really big following, and that's probably why they wanted you in the movie to begin with.

Right, but then also a lot of people.

So like if Kevin Hart didn't go to the premiere of his own movie that he was starring in, he's on the poster of, I'd be like, oh.

I would also just be like, why were you in the movie if you don't want to be a part of the movie?

Yeah, and a lot of the bigger celebrity that you get, a lot of times you take like a small salary up front and then you get get a huge piece of the movie.

And that's how like Julia Roberts made all of her money.

She was like the first celebrity to really do it.

So in that case, you should want to be on every red carpet because the more successful the movie is, the more money that you make.

It's not like a guarantee.

Right.

So I just thought it was interesting.

It is interesting.

And I do think that there is definitely, there's definitely beef here.

Yeah.

Well, the video that I was watching was

about the movie Precious.

Monique said she only got paid $50,000 to do that movie.

And then they wanted her to fly to Cannes.

And she was like, are you kidding?

Yeah.

She was like, no, pay me.

They're like, we'll give you a hotel room and a suite.

And she was like, no.

Was this unrelated to this?

You just saw that separately?

Yeah, I saw that separately, but it is a conversation in Hollywood.

Like, should celebrities have to be paid to promote their own movies or should it just be a part of their job?

I think it depends on what we're talking about in terms of promoting.

Like, this premiere was in LA.

They live in L.A.

like.

They should have gone, but

if you want someone to go to Cannes, you better fly them to Cannes and put them up.

100%.

Yeah.

100%.

Okay, you ready for our next story?

I guess.

It's some fancy royal adjacent wedding news.

F-R-A-J-N?

Yeah.

Was that right?

Fancy Royal Adjacent W.

No, no, J yet.

Princess Diana's niece, Lady Kitty Spencer, marries billionaire Michael Lewis.

So Princess Diana's 30-year-old niece, Lady Kitty Spencer, who you might be like, what, who, why?

She went viral at

the wedding of...

Harry and Megan, I think.

She did?

Yeah.

That's how she got all of her Instagram followers because she went to the wedding wedding of like a royal wedding and she was so stunning and sickening that everyone was like, who is this girl?

I just think it's worth mentioning.

Like I knew her before.

And no, you found out, like, I don't think you realized that's how you discovered her, but that's how you discovered her.

Are you ready?

Lady Kitty Spencer follows me on Instagram.

So I followed her back.

So I knew her before everyone else.

You only followed her back once you knew who she was, which was from the wedding.

I'm telling you.

No, I don't, because Simon knows her.

Simon was at the wedding.

I saw Simon was at the wedding.

Simon's posting the most premium pictures.

Simon is so cool.

I saw Simon was at the wedding.

I saw it.

He said.

He said, so many people have amazing love stories, but he loves kitties and Michael's the most.

I know.

That was really kind.

I was like, so do I.

Princess Diana's 30-year-old niece, Lady Kitty Spencer, has married a 62-year-old billionaire, Michael Lewis.

Jealous.

The pair exchange vows at Villa Aldobradini in Rome on Sunday with the bride wearing a gown by Dolce and Gabbana, a designer she has modeled for since 2017, the sun reported.

If you follow her on Instagram, like we both do, like she's always posting Dolce Bulgari.

She's just like, yeah, she's like the fashion it girl of London.

Like every brand wants to work with her So I'm sure there was literally a million designers clamoring to make her wedding dress Which is like such a crazy feeling and I saw a lot of like mixed reviews about her dress I thought it was stunning.

I didn't see any reviews, but it was stunning spectacular spectacular royal classic

traditional modern

Everything never been done before but

Traditional.

Yeah, no, it's like it's timeless.

It really is like I feel like that photo in like the royal wedding book will age very well.

Oh oh for sure this is a dress that will age well it's just like stunning visuals and if you're interested in like royal randomness like this is she's a great follow yeah no because she's like stunning she lives this it's it's literally a life nobody has it's so outrageous like and now she's a billionaire so like it's only gonna go up from here i really suggest following her on instagram she's cousins with william and harry yeah but i feel like she doesn't like they don't like associate with each other no except for the wedding where she went to and she went viral right right right, right.

Yeah, and Harry wasn't at the wedding.

So, like, does Lady...

Neither was William.

Well, of course not.

Does Princess...

That's actually kind of weird.

Like, why don't they go to their sister's wedding, a cousin's wedding?

I don't know, in Italy.

COVID.

Yeah, maybe it was small.

Well, here's my question.

Maybe they hate each other.

For sure.

What was my question?

My question was such.

We were talking about them being cousins.

Yeah, I don't remember.

But a lot of people...

Oh, yes.

So, of of course, Kitty is like famous for being Diana's niece, but also being everything of the sort.

I think she's mostly famous for being everything of the sort.

And then her fame was cinched by the fact that she's Diana's niece.

Did Diana have other nieces?

I'm sure Diana has other nieces, and I'm pretty sure Kitty has sisters.

Yeah, or like brothers, like nephews of Diana.

Yeah, but they're not Kitty because Kitty's Kitty.

So I was like, is she special or is she just the only last remaining niece?

She's special.

She is.

Okay, for sure.

That was my question.

And then my other thing was a lot of people are all Philaclemt that like she's 30, he's 62, but he's a millionaire.

So it doesn't matter.

Simon said it's his favorite love story.

Yeah, so it's obviously something we can market.

Simon is a trustworthy guy.

No, totally.

And Simon was posting the most premium pics because I was like at Surf Lodge like wasted this weekend.

I'm like, where are you?

He's like, I'm in Rome.

I'm like, oh man, you're going to a royal wedding and I'm eating chicken fingers at Surf Lodge.

Honestly, I think I would prefer to have been at Surf Lodge.

Everyone has their own journey.

100%.

100%.

100%.

So also, just a fun fact for any Redheads readers out there, Lady Kitty Spencer, the Spencer household, Diana Spencer, as well.

It's part of Spencer Churchill household, which is the family that Consuelo Vanderbilt married into, and they reside at Blenheim Palace.

Blenheim Palace.

Which the Blenheim pups are named after.

It's really just a beautiful full circle.

So

Kitty's mom is Diana's sister.

Dad.

Oh, okay.

Brother.

Because whatever happened, because in the crown, William.

Charles came over to date Diana's sister, and Diana slithered in there and stole him.

Yeah.

What happened to that girl?

I don't know.

Is she alive?

I'm sure.

Is she but she's not related to Kitty through blood?

She is.

Kitty's auntie.

Through marriage?

No.

Diana has a younger brother.

That's Kitty's dad.

This is cool.

That's why she's got it, got it, got it, got it.

Oh, that's why she's Spencer.

Well, that also definitely helps.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Very interesting.

Well, wishing her and her rich husband all the best.

All the best.

You guys should check out her Instagram and check out her look because it was quite sickening.

Also, I'm

looking forward to the honeymoon content.

I feel like it'll be really good.

Private chats.

I feel like they're going to go to San Jose.

Everyone's in Santa Re.

I know, but I feel like she doesn't post like iPhone photos.

It's only like if someone's shooting her.

Like a Bulgari photo shoot.

Right.

And it's always a Bulgari photo shoot.

Always.

And honestly, I relate to her.

Like, it's so hard to have to do so many photo shoots for so many designers.

Like this one brand, Shop Morning Toast, like, they don't stop taking photos of me.

It's so annoying.

I can't.

Shop Morning Toast is going to design your wedding dress.

Literally, it's going to be a crew neck dress

with a TMT patch on the breast.

Can someone please make a graphic of what a crew-neck dress would look like on a body?

Like, just take one of my wedding pictures.

I'm actually so curious because that would be so funny, a crew-neck dress.

That is so funny.

Honestly, if I could redo my wedding, I would fucking do it.

Or my after-party dress would just be an oversized crew neck in white.

Yeah.

tmtm size so cute so cute are you ready for our fifth and final story oh my god already already time flies when it's your 700 episode i know um but is today's fifth story brought to you by bowling branch or no should i just should i just go should you send it back send it back in no no it is thank god

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It's always a pleasure and an honor, as always.

And now for the fifth and final story, which is some exciting TNN adjacent news, which is that Raven and Adam are pregnant with a little bebe.

She says, I've wanted to be a mom for a long time.

It's been nearly four months since Raven and Adam tied the knot, and now their family is expecting.

She said, It's so exciting.

We found out right after the wedding, I've wanted to be a mom for a long time, and I always imagined creating a family with someone I love so much and expanding my love with Adam into a human.

I can't even imagine.

They conceived on their honeymoon, so this is a honeymoon bebe, and they are expecting in January.

They're such a fabulous couple.

Beyond fabulous.

I'm really happy for them.

They found love in a hopeless place, Bachelor in Paradise.

They really did.

And I feel like we forget, like when we think about the successful

couples of Bachelor Nation, I always forget about them because they met on Paradise and they're just so low-key.

Like, they just moved to Dallas and lived their fucking lives.

And I think we knew that this was coming.

She said on her podcast, Girls' Night, which

was date night with her and Adam, they wanted to take a step back.

They were thinking of starting a family.

So I'm really happy for them.

It was premium content, and she's, she's really like the sweetest girl.

She is.

And I'm so happy for them.

I'm really happy for them.

The content was very premium.

The pictures were sickening.

And

I'm happy for the Gott Chalk Gates family.

Also, speaking of Bachelor Nation, I am on Jason Tardick's podcast today.

I saw.

I recorded it a long time ago, and I was kind of nervous to do it because it's all about like money, and I'm like weird.

I mean, I think like a lot of people are weird, like when talking about money or like business, but I actually really liked it.

I think it's a really great idea for a podcast.

It's all about like, it's called trading secrets.

So like you're trading secrets with someone from different industries and just all about like how you make money and how you sustain life as an influencer.

And I had a really good time.

So if you want to check that out, you should do that.

You should definitely check that out.

Definitely.

100%.

So that's it.

Like, are we going to wrap up?

That's our show 700.

Anything you want to say?

I was just going to ask you the same.

I don't know.

Just feeling grateful, excited about the future, grateful for the past.

So many memories.

Yeah, I don't know if I'm like grateful for the past.

But it made you the woman that you are today.

It did.

Constantly looking forward.

Constantly looking forward.

Anything that you want to change for 701 plus?

That's a good question.

I mean, we recently did our podcast reviews, so I feel like I got a lot of constructive criticism.

Yeah.

And so moving forward, I'm going to constantly just try to keep my talking to a normal pace.

I'm going through that.

That actually wasn't a complaint.

It wasn't?

Zaft's talking now.

It should be.

I listened to the episode.

I'm like, what the fuck are these hookers saying?

Like, I have no idea what they're saying.

So I'm going to work on that.

I'm definitely going to try and sing more more than ever.

I'm actually working on new music.

I think that that was the feedback that we received most was please sing more.

Yeah, no.

And it was like overwhelming and really humbling because, you know, my true past, like, I I love what we do here, but, you know, if I could have any job in the world, I would want to be like a famous pop star.

Yeah.

And so for people just to kind of like see that in us was so humbling.

Right.

We didn't sing once today, not even for 700.

Not even, oh, not even for the final story.

I know.

The triangles.

The triangles.

Where are they?

Wait, we, okay, so a couple, before you left, so like maybe two weeks ago, we were getting really into our final story song, which if you don't know, it goes a little something like this.

It's the final story.

And we were, you were saying how we really need like a percussion the note that we end on would sound beautiful with a triangle so i think that we should end the show with a rendition of final story but i think we should try and find a way to say it's the seven hundredths yeah the only thing is that we can't find the triangles where did i put them that's a great question

i know i feel like they're on the shelves

They're in like I put wait I put them all in like one thing of course like I never know where I put anything just you hold down the forward I'll be right back.

Okay, and then will you get into your head?

It's the seventh hundredth i keep saying seventh hundredth but it's seven hundredth with ben afflect

nice she found them we are in business

wow those are so cute they're amazon's finest instruments okay brand new this one was mine that one's yours because i opened this one okay and that's my tapper yeah take it out of the thing

and

which side do you think we hit it with the rubber or the no uh i think rubber.

Oh, that's beautiful.

Okay.

Rubber.

And hold from the top.

Yeah.

Okay.

It's the set.

Oh, what are we doing?

Oh, my God.

Sorry, I wasn't listening to anything you were saying before.

I was busy looking for the triangles.

It's the 700th.

7th hundredth?

Sorry.

700th.

700th.

Yes.

If you were listening to me, you would have known I was struggling with that.

It's the 700th.

No, no, no, it's not a drum.

It's not a drum.

Sorry.

Okay, we just sing normally, and then the last note, we do a little ring.

So we're only we bought these to play it once?

Once a day.

No, okay, you do the final one.

I will improvise percussion-wise.

It sounded good.

It was okay.

It lingers too.

It sounded good.

I could stop it.

It's the 700th.

700,

700,

700,

700th episode number 700,

Where do you get it?

You're using the wrong side.

Fuck.

No, it sounds good.

You have to give it like a.

It's more than.

Does it only play one note?

Yeah.

Oh, that's a good question.

No, it should play different notes.

Is this annoying?

It's a one note.

It's a.

Whatever.

We got a...

We should get like some nails and just hang it up here.

So for easy access.

That's our 700th show, you guys.

You are the best.

Thank you all so much for tuning in to how I feel like there's definitely one person who's listened to all 700, right?

Us.

Well, for anyone who's ever listened to even one episode, we love you guys.

Thank you so much.

On to the next 700, am I right?

On to the next 700.

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700 times 5 is 3,500, correct?

3,500 stories.

Yes.

That sounds right.

Yeah.

3,500 stories.

What?

My list is.

525,000.

3,500

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What emoji should we do today?

I think seven, but in the block number.

Of course, the big blue seven.

Blue.

With the white seven.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Number seven.

Bye, guys.

We'll see you tomorrow.

Bye.