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Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the morning toast.

Happy Thursday.

We're cruising along.

We're moving right along.

Okay.

Yeah, Tuesday and Wednesday were super busy days, which actually was helpful because then you just like woke up after the whirlwind.

And now it's Thursday which means tomorrow is Friday so the week is moving at a pleasant pace yeah it is I'm in this like annoying spot within the week where because I had GMA and I had like my hair and makeup done I'm off on my hair washing schedule and This is I'm not gonna lie is one wash for the whole week because no, sorry, whatever.

I usually would have washed my hair last night, but I didn't because I got a fresh blowout on Tuesday.

Like, what am I doing?

But now it's like, I wish I could make this blowout last one more day till tomorrow, but it's starting to smell.

You could make it last one more day if you just do it in an updo or something or a bun or a pony, something fun.

Use those oils to your advantage, those natural oils.

Yeah.

Hi, I'm Claudia.

I just feel like everything's changed for you since the book came out.

So true.

Like, and you're even wearing an updo on the cover of the book.

And I just feel like it's a sign that you can start wearing your hair up.

It's a sign that change is on the horizon.

Yeah, I think that it is.

And so if there was ever a time for you to go for a low bun, I think it's tomorrow Maybe I'll see the reason why I don't wear my hair up in public is just because I suffer from a very very serious illness called fat face syndrome and it's devastating and super super contagious it's in some countries it's called fat fotch yes fat fotch um and i just find that a updo whether it's low or high really accentuates some of the symptoms that come along with fat face syndrome i think that you're you're missing it because I too have a round face, but when I do an updo, like here, I have my solo camera on, you pull your face like so tight that you actually make your face look like.

I mean, I'll think about it.

It's just, it's a lot for me to kind of, at least with the book cover, I knew that Photoshop was on my side.

I do have something on my side on this show.

I actually always strategically place the microphone to cover my double chin.

Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, but it's nice to have that layer of security.

And you also have the good side, which I generously gave you four years ago.

Yeah, like that's your good side.

Yes.

And it's also my good side.

Oh.

but I took the bad side for you.

That's super generous.

Yeah.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Hope everyone's having an amazing day.

We have a great show for you guys.

Jackie and I, spoiler alert, are a little behind on some of our Bravo this week.

On everything.

We didn't watch last night.

We didn't watch the night before.

We have no TV recap for you today.

I've been so exhausted.

Like we were up last night doing the Redheads.

Like it's just been a crazy week, obviously, with the release of my critically acclaimed novel.

So we're going to get back on track next week.

So, just feel free to take the week off, you guys.

I'm just, I could not be bothered with the OC Housewives last night.

I literally got home so late last night.

We were recording Red Hoods.

It's our longest episode ever, and I think our best.

It was so much fun to have you join the girls.

I'm in the process of editing it still, so it will be up later today because there's just like so much, so many mics, so many voices.

So, there's actually a lot of audio editing that is going into it, and it will be up today.

I'm really excited for everyone to hear it.

It was really fun.

So, now that you have experienced like the sensation of being a part of the Red Hoods community, do you understand what I've been talking about this whole time?

100%.

I mean, the podcast was so fun.

My favorite part was when we went to dinner afterwards because I love dinner.

But it was fun to just like chat.

Yeah.

But I have fun talking about myself in my book.

Like I can literally talk to a wall.

So I was on the Bobby Bone show this morning if anyone caught it.

It was fabulous.

So exciting.

So back to the Redheads.

Yeah, sorry.

I just need to get my little promo in there.

No, I know.

But it is just like fun to read a book and then have people to talk about it with.

And of course, it's always fun to talk about your book.

But like, you know, the feeling when you finish all those books over vacation and it's like you learned some new stuff about the book or like hearing what other people took away from it.

Or like, I'm sure it was nice for you to listen to your friends and family, like hear what stood out to them about your book.

I only think like I would fully become a redhead, but I do think that it would pose a problem for you and the rest of the gals

because you know, we're a two-person show and I literally steamroll over you.

Like, I just can't help but talk over you, finish your sentences like incorrectly.

Like, I just have all these terrible habits that I really am working on.

I'm very well aware and i just think it would be four times worse with four hosts five hosts

four other hosts besides yeah oh yeah no for sure we're definitely an ensemble crew and and when we do a normal episode we really have a rhythm to us and i know in terms of how we talk and try not to talk over each other.

But I thought that we did a great job yesterday.

Yeah, I just feel like I shouldn't personally like fuck with the rhythm.

Got it.

Got it.

Well, also, it's just a big month for the Redheads because our regular scheduled episode also drops next week where we're reading How to Fail Out Flirting by Denise Williams.

And so many people are absolutely loving the book.

Well, I like it.

Yeah, it's like rom-com vibe.

You know what?

I haven't read a book that wasn't my own since our vacation over holiday season.

And I'm really getting the itch to read.

So I think I need to go on vacation.

I'm getting the itch to read too.

I think you do need to go on vacation.

I think we got to just hit up, you know, a beach town, a local beach town.

Would love to read.

Just so I can relax and read.

I would absolutely love that.

I won't stop you from taking some vacation days.

So yes, Redheads is out.

And anything else I have to promote?

Oh, Taylor Strecker, today's Thursday.

My episode with Taylor Strecker should be out now.

I'm not sure

what time she goes live, but it should be out.

Very exciting.

So, when you're done with this, you have a whole day's worth of content that you can listen to.

And we have a Patreon episode going up today.

I'm just waiting for your approval.

Yes, no, I'm literally have been so busy.

I know.

It's been a crazy week.

And busy that I have not had time to watch your vlog, but I'm so excited to.

Oh, and right after today's episode, Jackie and I are recording an interview for tomorrow's episode with someone I think you would never expect to grace the presence of the toast.

And I cannot wait for everyone to find out.

Yeah, truly an icon.

A hosting icon.

Yes.

It's going to be hilarious.

I cannot wait for you guys to hear that.

But I think that it's time to just get right into it.

Yes, we actually have a lot to do today.

So we do.

Like aft post-show.

Yes.

Without further ado, it is time for the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast.

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But sometimes at nighttime, like I'm just so lazy to get out of bed.

That's crazy.

Is it?

Like, how often would you say, how many times a week do you brush at night?

Five or six.

Okay, fine.

Like, just if I'm if I'm drinking, like, I totally forgot.

And some nights like are just harder than others to like get from the bed back to the bathroom.

Yeah, you like didn't plan it out right.

Yeah, no, because like what there's a certain moment when you get into bed for the night where it's over like there's nothing else happening and if you haven't washed your face and brushed your teeth by then like you're not gonna you're gonna have to wait till the next night to do your skincare routine i feel that okay first story big news of the day halsey announces that she is pregnant she's expecting her first baby with alev aiden i didn't even know like she had a boyfriend i thought she was still with evan peters i know i guess we hadn't gotten an update in a while and now she is with dating a screenwriter alev on wednesday she took to her instagram to announce that she's expecting her first child in a series of pictures that she captioned.

Surprise, she can be seen cradling her baby bum.

She captioned the photo along with a milk bottle, rainbow, and angel emoji.

In the comments on her post, Alev wrote, quote, heart so full, I love you, sweetness.

After seeing the cute note, she replied, I love you and I love this mini human already.

This is so cute.

I'm just like genuinely surprised.

Like I don't, I don't find myself getting shook anymore by celebrity news.

Like they're so predictable everything they do.

But I just didn't see this happening for Halsey because because i didn't even know that she had a boyfriend and i'm so happy for her i feel like she has been through like a great deal of things emotionally when it comes to relationships and this feels like a happy ending for her and i'm so thrilled about it not to jinx you know an exciting beginning yes so yeah i was surprised as well and i'm i'm very very happy for her and the photo shoot was like sickeningly very casey musgrave you know it's really hard to like achieve a new type of pregnancy announcement yeah that isn't like sponsored by clear blue yeah and so this is just like so artistically well done and pleny which we love to see adore adore

love and it's just a stunning photo yeah i'm really really happy for her over the last few years i have um

started to just like garner enormous respect for halsey like every time she speaks out on something like i always agree with her she's just like a very smart girl and i love her music and i love how much she loves like country music and she's always like she loves all the people that i love because she like loves taylor swift and kelsey ballerini like i just love halsey yeah me too and when someone posted this in the Toast After Dark Facebook group, like people were like, oh my God, so shook in the comments.

And somebody commented something so funny that I never really thought of.

This girl was like, today is the day that I realize that it's Halsey, not Hasley.

That's really shocking.

I didn't know that there was confusion.

I wonder if there's like a whole community of people who think it's Hasley.

I don't think so.

I think it's like the same amount of people who thought Rascal Flax was a name.

Those, by the way.

By the way, those people are showing up more and more on the screen.

There are a lot of us, okay?

That's insane.

There are a lot of us, and we will not be embarrassed and ridiculed by people like you with intellectual superiority.

Oh, I didn't know Rascal was a name.

Good for you.

Not all of us went to Harvard.

But not for me.

But not for me.

I fucking love that sound.

I just love TikTok references in everyday life, you know?

I know.

And for me, I only have a few in my repertoire because

I don't watch TikTok.

So it has to, like, really...

Trickle down to me.

To mainstream society.

But not for me.

I can't believe you don't watch TikToks.

Like, you literally must have so much free time.

No, but I'm still so booked and busy.

No.

If I didn't have TikToks, like I literally would be Elon Musk.

I'm just, it's really holding me back because it's hours upon hours.

So what was your excuse for not being Elon Musk before TikTok?

Oh, I was building my brand.

I was building my brand.

You can find out what she was doing with all of her time in the book.

Yes.

Girl with no job.

Thank you.

My memoir is out.

It's girlwithnojob.com/slash book.

Audiobook versions are available.

People are loving the audiobook.

And also the e-book and the hardcover have the little photos inside, which is very exciting.

People are loving the photos as well.

And I don't know, I'm just

not as thirsty anymore because, like, so many people have gotten the book, and like, it's actually crazy.

My Instagram has never been more popping.

Like, I wish it was like this all the time.

It's so exciting, like, so much positivity.

And I'm gonna go to a couple more bookstores in the city today.

So, look out on my Instagram stories because I'm gonna hit

Barnes and Noble and Tribeca, and then a couple local bookstores.

Love it.

So, check it out.

Are you ready for our next story?

Sure.

Queen Elizabeth has no plans to step down to allow Prince Charles to take the crown.

Of course not.

She is turning 95 in April, and a few months ago.

Holy shit.

A few months ago, we reported that some people were saying that when she turns 95, she's stepping down.

Got it.

Now insiders are saying she will be doing nothing of the sort.

She said, the insider said, neither her physical nor her mental health are waning.

Close source to the monarch adds that she is well and in good fettle.

Well, the thing is, is that not only is Queen Elizabeth not the type to give up before she dies, if she was, like, she's not giving Charles any more years.

Like, everyone knows he's like useless.

And, like, maybe if it was William, she would like feel comfortable and she's like, you know what?

I can, you know, live out the rest of my life peacefully.

But Charles, she is going to have to.

She's in no rush to handle it to Charles.

You are going to have to pull the monarchy from her cold, dead fingers before Charles becomes a monarch.

Yeah, and so I feel like when we reported the story saying that she was going to step down, like, we didn't think that that was going to happen.

And I hope that that was our take on it because now, still not confirmed because these are all just like sources competing with one another.

But that this is the prevailing news right now is very heartwarming.

I'm not ready to see her go in any way, shape, or form.

No, no, no, not at all.

I'm not ready for it.

And I'm usually very pro-change.

Like I, I like to shake things up.

Some people are anti.

I'm very pro-change.

I'm not ready for a new monarch and I don't even fucking live in England.

Like I am not ready.

I actually went down like such a rabbit hole yesterday because I was on the Kensington Royal Instagram because they were putting out some premium fucking content for Holocaust Remembrance Day.

And I did not see any fucking people on Instagram, influencers, celebrities, nobody talking about Holocaust Remembrance Day.

And Kate Middleton got on a Zoom with two Holocaust survivors who met in Auschwitz.

Like, it was so premium and so special.

And I stand more than ever.

Yes, we have no choice but to stand harder than ever.

I saw exactly what you saw.

And I had the exact same thought that like Kensington Palace is like turning out the most premium Holocaust Remembrance Day while everyone else is remaining silent.

No, literally, I was so disappointed.

Yeah.

But also, we forgot to mention it on the toast yesterday, but I was so unwell.

But I posted about it on Instagram.

Yes.

And I did the Yad Vashem, like, remember?

That's such a nice thing.

Will you explain to people what it is?

So, Yad Vashem is like the world's Holocaust museum.

They're like the biggest database of Holocaust information.

They connect people who lost their families.

Like, still to this day, like...

So many people who passed away, like, there's not a full record of every six million people because they were buried in mass graves, like throwed, thrown into the ground and like not given a proper burial.

So there's so much like anonymity when it comes to the Holocaust.

And Yan Vashem, a bunch of with a bunch of other organizations, is kind of the leading institution.

They have a museum in Washington, D.C.

and in Israel.

And if you've ever been, then you know it is so powerful.

So powerful.

And they're just constantly like doing the most, like collecting information, connecting people, you know, to their parents who like they literally lost in a ghetto.

And so they have this thing online, which is really cool, where you submit your name and they kind of assign you to a survivor whose like story was never told.

And it's like children, it's mothers, it's crazy, and it's becoming like the world's largest database.

And so, you just put in your name and they give you a person.

I got a fabulous woman who I learned all about.

Wow, it's all on their Instagram.

Yeah, check it out.

It's a really great program and like a way to remember the people who are lost.

And if museums ever open, like I, if you're ever in Washington, D.C.

or Israel, like I encourage you, it is so, so amazing.

Yeah, truly.

So,

back to the queen.

She's just a literal queen.

And

no one else can do it like she can.

No.

And just like, if she were still roaming this earth and she wasn't the queen, it just would be so unacceptable.

No, I agree.

It's just so crazy to me that like these people are 95.

How old is Prince Edward?

Because he's, oh no, what's his name?

Not Edward?

Philip.

Philip.

He's older than her.

Yeah, I don't know.

I want to say he's like 99.

Yeah, he's not in his hundreds yet.

When you see him, you're like, oh.

This man is a skeleton.

Like, he's so old.

And I just didn't know people lived to be that old.

And it's like, are they living to be that old?

Cause they're just like blessed or because they have some special science that nobody else has in the monarchy both I think I think they have the world's best medical care and I think that they also have strong genes it's just crazy like

I've never met someone older than like

80 yeah crazy crazy so that's your little royal update for the day I love royal updates.

Me too.

You know who's been real quiet?

Who?

Megan and Harry.

They have been.

Yeah.

Hmm.

I wonder.

Well, how's their podcast going?

Anyone here anyway?

I haven't heard anything.

Me neither.

There was so much excitement around it.

I don't know.

We'll have to check it out.

Okay, next story.

Something that we spoke about earlier this week, but Matt James is responding to his friend body shaming Victoria Larson.

Good.

I'm so glad this.

That's not what I'm about.

He was on Thursday's episode, today's episode of The Real Talk Show, saying that it is never something that I condone or stand for.

He said it's just a reminder that you need to be smart about the people you surround yourself with.

And those moments when you're in sports and people are trying to say things to throw you, throw things off your game.

It's sad that someone would think saying something like that about a woman that I was dating would deter me from what I was trying to do.

He continues, who is he to comment on someone's body?

It's such a low blow for any man to try and take a dig at something like that.

That's not my character and that's not what I'm about.

It's a shame that that's even associated with what was going on.

I apologize on his behalf.

I don't know if you'll get it from him, but that's not something I support or stand for.

I don't need an apology from this man man who I've never heard of.

I want an apology from like Tyler and Matt for laughing.

Yeah.

I love that the women of the real asked him this question.

And

actually, I'm going to watch this because I haven't seen the interview yet, but it was so disappointing.

Like, I was so, and you know, I'm like, we live in very like sensitive times where everyone is like offended.

And I really pride myself on like, you cannot offend me.

Like, but this actually like deeply offended me because I have been that girl.

Like I have overheard someone talking about my body and it feels fucking horrible.

Like, you'll never forget where you are when you, like, heard someone call you fat behind your back for the first time, and they, like, didn't think that you heard them, but you did.

And like, this was so disappointing, like, so upsetting.

And I don't even like Victoria because she's like the worst, but now they're out here making her into the hero, yeah, into the queen,

yeah.

So, I'm glad that he addressed it.

I'm glad that they asked about it, but yeah, I agree with you, it was really disappointing.

Yeah,

but it was just like gross, yeah, and like that guy,

yeah, oh, oh, sorry, and to to make matters worse, like who the hell are you?

Yeah.

Who the hell are you?

Okay.

Next up, the Real Houses of New Jersey season 11 taglines are here.

I saw, and they, they can, okay, you go.

Teresa, they say it's never too late to start over.

I say starting over never tasted so good.

I don't get that.

Maybe like

we have a cookbook coming.

Maybe, but just I'm saying in terms of logic in the line, like you don't taste a new start.

Yeah, no, and it's like, there wasn't a reference to cooking in the first part of the sentence.

So it's like, that was just a weird verb to start.

Okay, but like maybe she's writing a cookbook called Starting Over.

I would buy it.

Yeah, and that would taste good.

Okay, read it one more time.

They say it's never too late to start over.

I say starting over never tasted so good.

They're like two halves of a sentence put together.

Because it should have been, they say starting over tastes bad.

Just so the tasting would make sense.

Yeah, no, I agree.

It's like it was cut and pasted from a different tag on it.

Okay, I'm glad you agree.

Margaret Josephs, our queen.

This is just the one about queens.

I renovate, elevate, and sometimes I instigate.

That's good because her house is totally renovated.

And I actually have started to look forward to Mondays.

She does this

series on her Instagram story where she updates everyone on the house.

Like, and they're moving so fast.

I know everyone was like joking that she's like waited 11 years to actually renovate her house, but it is so interesting to watch.

And she is such interesting style.

And Joe, like, does it all?

And I'm living for it on her Instagram.

Love it.

Melissa Gorga, I can tell you're green with envy.

And honey, green is not your color.

It's cute.

Yeah, it's cute.

Dolores, I'm loyal and I'm lovable, but don't you dare call me gullible.

I love a rhyme.

Yeah,

is that something from last season?

Someone called her gullible, right?

Yeah, I forget what she was about last season, but I wasn't about her.

She was about saying that Jackie was not cut from the same cloth as them.

Oh, that was so weird.

That was really bizarre.

Which leads into Jackie's tactics.

Which is the best one.

I may be cut from a different cloth, but it's it's top-quality fabric.

Love the reference to last season.

Okay, I love the first half, but like, I feel like the second half could have been better.

I love the message.

I love the message, but it's like the punchline of it's top-quality fabric.

Like, there has to be a better way of saying that.

Yeah, like a better, cuter way.

Okay.

As opposed to being like a fabric salesman.

No, she sounds like she works in the garment district.

I have great top-quality fabric.

Jennifer Aiden, whoever says money can't buy happiness clearly doesn't have my credit limit.

That's very good.

10 out of 10.

10 out of 10.

Classic housewives, like, love to see it.

Love.

Very, very good.

Yeah, I'm really excited for this season.

Me too.

I'm just, I'm ready for something fresh.

I feel like I've become just like very monotonous in my content.

Everyone's suffering, you know, the repercussions of COVID.

And I'm just looking for something new.

Even though this will be like very COVID-y because they just filmed it.

Nothing will be as COVID-y as OC, though.

Nothing ever.

Nothing.

Except New Jersey had started filming when COVID hit.

It's kind of like on the exact same timeline as OC.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Fuck.

But in the trailer, the trailer wasn't super COVID-y.

Right.

Okay.

Yeah.

Okay.

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Fans think Ariana Grande could join the weekend Super Bowl halftime show.

I think that would be...

That would be fabulous.

Yeah, fans are thinking, hoping, speculating that she will be joining, but it does make me wonder if he will bring out anyone, and if so, who?

Ari and him have collabed on the song Love Me Harder, which is a super popular song.

So super old, yeah.

But I don't know.

I really see both sides of the argument for bringing someone out versus not bringing someone out.

Right.

No, it really depends.

It's case by case because sometimes I'm so against it.

Like, I really felt like J-Lo did not need anyone.

No, I feel like, well, she didn't decide to bring out Shakira.

Like, the Super Bowl told her it's her and Shakira.

That was disrespectful.

But they also brought out other artists.

Bad Bunny, I think, was there.

Yeah, during their set.

And then when you think of like Katy Perry, she brought out Lenny Kravitz and Missy Elliott.

Oh, okay.

But then

Lady Gaga didn't bring out anyone.

She's one of my favorites.

I feel like, I don't know, I kind of would always make the argument, like, don't bring anyone out.

Like, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

Like, show us everything that you have.

Because I loved how Lady Gaga did it.

I really did.

But what I'm thinking is, like, I think it's,

I don't think, I can't make a general consensus on whether Super Bowl, I think it's each person.

I don't think Lady Gaga should have brought anyone out.

I don't think Beyonce needs to bring anyone out.

I think the weekend could benefit from some supplemental, you know, features.

Yeah, but I just feel like him bringing out Ariana Grande, who's who's like a major pop star is

doesn't really make sense because like she could be doing her own halftime show i don't think it's gonna be ariana right well that would kind of eclipse him who has he collaborated with besides oh does he the song with poz malone or did i make that up that would be fascinating no but that's another one where it's like he's so big too

it's not a feature when it that it's like two big superstars i guess yeah Hold on, I'm going to go to his song Collabs because I do think he'll bring someone out, but I don't think it's these people that we've mentioned so far.

I mean, I think that the weekend is a great performer in the sense that he actually has an incredible voice.

And there's so many people who, you know, you hear on the radio and then you see them perform, and it's just not matching up.

Like, they're not nearly as vocally talented.

And so I think The Weekend will

deliver in that sense, but he's kind of low-key, you know, and the Super Bowl is very, like, Katy Perry was like on a elephant.

Like, it's very over-the-top.

But I don't know how that's going to work because I don't see him as an over-the-top performer.

I see him as just like, you know, very low-key and fabulous.

Yeah, okay.

I'm looking at all of here are his songs that other people have collabed on.

The Zone featuring Drake, Live For featuring Drake.

I mean, Drake would be so crazy.

But I feel like that's another, the same thing.

Love Me Harder with Ariana Grande.

He doesn't have a ton of collabs.

He has another song with Ariana Grande.

He has another song with Ariana Grande.

We'll check it out.

Pray for Me with Kendrick Lamar.

That would be cool.

Power is Power with Sizza and Travis Scott.

Oh, by the way, Sizza is a perfect person to come out because, first of all, her new song, Good Day Imama, it's so good.

And like everyone on TikTok is obsessed with it.

And she's still like technically a new artist.

I think she's still considered like burgeoning.

Yes.

And I actually think that would be an amazing collab.

And maybe they would sing her song.

I love that new song.

Over now with Calvin Harris.

I guess it also has to be a song that people like and know.

Also, I don't know how you would collab on stage with Calvin Harris because he's a DJ.

So he would like come up and just like plug in his iPod.

Oh my God, that's so funny.

But then also like Elastic Heart, which is Sia featuring the weekend and Diplo.

Oh,

oh, that would be cool.

Yeah, that would be cool.

Like a song that he has sang on someone else's.

Yeah, I don't know.

None of these, except for the Sizzle one, none of these are like tickling my fancy.

Like maybe he's best on his own.

Yeah, no, but I always think like bringing someone out is exciting because it's like, who is going to come out?

But it has to be the right person.

Yeah.

one of my all-time favorite weekend activities is just sitting on youtube and watching old performances of people singing the national anthem at the super bowl and um halftime their halftime shows katie parry's is great lady gaga's is great i love i could watch whitney houston sing the national anthem 47 000 times same as beyonce so good um it's just a fabulous activity bruno marr's halftime show is amazing beyonce halftime show is amazing yes the one where bruno mars and beyonce then bring out cold play no no no cold play brings out bruno mars and beyonce like chris martin is so weird Yes.

So weird.

Borderline ruined it.

Yeah, even though it's his show.

No, but it's like leave Beyonce and Bruno.

I could watch also any Bruno Mars

concert.

Like the energy, the talent.

Where is he?

I know.

He's just like enjoying his life right now.

And I feel like he's going to come back bigger and better than ever.

Also, like the one, here are some that happened in recent memory that I just have like blocked out.

Just and Tim are like.

Blocked out.

Goodbye.

Even Maroon Time.

No, thank you.

No, they're like good, but

it was on the heels of like them literally like performing those songs like every at every award show.

They were just like so kind of like worn out.

Yeah, it was just not it.

No, it was not it whatsoever.

So I'm really excited.

Super Bowl is next Sunday.

Our prediction is still not in, so wait to place your bets.

I mean, when I found out that the Super Bowl was not this Sunday, I was genuinely surprised.

Like, I just have been thinking it was this Sunday like forever.

No, I knew it was next Sunday, but we were just like talking about it as if it was so imminent.

Yeah, so we have time.

I'm still not sure on where I land.

Is it the old guard or or the new guard?

I don't know.

I think I'm going to bet on the Bucs.

Well, now everyone's betting on the Bucks.

Oh, they are?

That's right.

I have to be the contrarian.

Yeah, I know.

And I love to like an underdog moment.

Yeah.

No, I mean, that would just, that would go against everything I stand for on this show if I just went with what's popular.

Runny.

And Super Bowls are like where, like, you know, boys become men and like the underdogs, like, something amazing always happens at the Super Bowl.

Not always.

I feel like recently some of the games have been really boring.

Well, like, remember that one that we watched that was so boring.

And when there's there's like not even a chance like the losers are going to win.

No, but like that's still a good game.

Like there was one recently where like nobody scored for so long.

It was so bad.

Like no one was making iconic plays.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Are you hearing about this drama on the stock market?

Yes.

Okay.

I don't know enough about it to talk about it, but from what I understand, like a bunch of people on Reddit just like completely upended the stock market and put

and made GameStop a Fortune 500 company.

GameStop and AMC Theaters.

And they made them both really big and

so so GameStop, like they, they just.

And GameStop is like the game store.

They buy video games, right?

It's like an archaic business.

Like, they should not be like where they're at.

So then they decided to do with AMC Theaters.

And I literally heard about on TikTok.

And you know, my ass bought $200 of AMC stock yesterday on Robinhood.

And literally, this morning, so much drama had happened.

And I'm sure people who work in finance are going to be like, I'm saying it wrong, but what had happened was there was so much drama.

Like everyone was like very volatile market.

Robinhood is not letting people trade today I open my app trade GameStop I open my app and it won't it says error Whoa, they put out a tweet that they're not letting people trade certain stocks, but my app won't even open whoa quote Maybe it's like just crash because everybody's going to Robinhood to do these things

and I don't understand like how it is but I just think it's hilarious that like people on the internet are like making influencing like these huge

yeah i think it's hysterical and i just think everyone got together and was like let's we're a lot of people, like, let's make this company really big.

And they did it.

And it's so funny.

It's crazy.

And again, I don't know.

I don't know enough about it to like understand the implications.

Wait, what are the long-term implications here?

I don't know.

But just like on its face, it's hysterical.

And if I lose my $200, I'm going to be so upset.

Yeah.

I think I got in a little too late.

Like,

I don't know.

Well, good luck to you.

And if somebody wants to explain it, feel free to drop a comment on our Instagram.

Yeah.

I still probably won't understand it.

Ben was explaining it to me and I just like could not get it.

Yeah.

I don't really think he got it either.

That's our show.

Anything you want to tap into before we wrap it up?

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catch up on some housewives today.

So we'll see if that happens.

Redheads is coming out this afternoon.

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If you're reading the book, save up for it.

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And look at you.

Like, you became a redhead and it wasn't too late.

No, it was not.

I was worried, though, when I got here.

I'm like, oh my God, is it too late?

And he said, no, never.

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