S3 Ep197: Housewives Heavy: Thursday, December 3rd, 2020

Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the morning toast.

Happy Thursday.

Hope everyone is having an amazing week.

We are ready for a great day.

Jackie and I are here and we are excited to talk.

Yes, this is such a busy day for me because I am moving and I just did a little mid-move toast, you know, because

I'm not an MMT.

It's so important to do.

I'm sure people are watching my stories like, oh my God, it's 9.30.

Like you're selling your apartment.

Are you going to toast?

And I'm just here to tell you, of course I would be here for you guys.

So I'm like so jealous because Olivia just moved and you're moving and you're really like moving on up.

Both of you just like moved within your buildings, but to like bigger, better, more spacious apartments.

And I'm like jealous that I'm like in my same old apartment, but like I'm so not jealous of moving.

Like the physicality is just awful.

Like the day of isn't even that bad.

It's the week after with all the boxes.

All the boxes.

Yes.

I haven't gotten to that phase yet, but I like my move is going by so speedily this morning.

Like if this episode goes too long, I think I'm going to miss the move.

That's crazy.

I know, but and I, that sounds like something that I would want to do, but I do like to know like which boxes are where.

So I gotta get home.

But before I do, we just have to hit you with the past five stories that you need to know.

We just have to.

And like precursor to today's episode, yesterday was like the biggest news day in Housewives history.

Just like so much went on.

So this will be a very housewives heavy show, especially because We're Housewives of Salt Lake City was on last night, as was Real Housewives of Orange County.

But you know, my memory is bad and I forgot that last week or two weeks ago, that's why.

We deemed it optional.

Yeah, and we vowed to like stop recapping it, but I like was up all night watching.

So No, well, we didn't vow to stop because it was like, if you watch or I watch, we'll talk about it, but it's no longer mandatory viewing for the morning toast and the morning toasters, but you forgot that.

So you so I will give like a little bit of a recap because I actually have a lot of very strong feelings.

Oh, good.

And I'm here just to defend my queen Elizabeth Vargas because everyone is coming for her

queen Elizabeth VII.

Everyone is coming for her and it's not fair.

Okay, cool.

I'm interested to hear from your mouth what happened, not from watching two hours of television.

Yeah, no, last night was a long night for TV, but I'm really enjoying Real House Vise of Salt Lake City, I have to say.

I mean, there's something about it that's just on another level, like not even better than everything else, but in a different category.

It's like...

The quality is supreme, like the editing, the music.

The women are so interesting.

It's only episode four and so much, like it's really, they have a nice rhythm.

Like everyone sort of knows where they're at.

Like, it's just really, really good.

I think it's very obvious, and it has been in a few situations, that they had been filming for a while before we saw the first episode.

Like before the first episode, the first piece of footage that was actually used, they had been filming for, I feel like a few months.

So they had gotten into a rhythm and there wasn't that like awkward housewives like introduction period, you know?

Yeah.

And I think that was a good idea.

Something they did was just very good.

It's coming off really well and I'm looking forward to recapping it.

I just like got so excited about Real House of Salt Lake City.

I hardcore like spit all over my chin.

Oh.

I'm just excited today.

Sorry.

I mean, good.

We love excitement.

Excitement excites us.

I came out a little strong.

It happens.

Well, how was your day yesterday?

My day yesterday was busy, just, you know, with the move looming, like we were doing movie stuff.

I also, um, I had a lot going on, but I found time to have dinner with Kayler, which was just, like, so beautiful and stunning.

And I got a new phone, but I haven't set it up yet.

I can't believe that my phone screen has been cracked since I filmed my day in the life vlog in quarantine in April.

Yeah, well, I can believe it because every time I see your Instagram story, I'm like, why is Jackie phoning in from an Android from Mars?

I know.

It's really, it's really bad.

And I'm looking forward.

I got the iPhone 12 Pro Max, Max Pro.

It's going to be so huge.

Like, I'm going to have Carpal Tunnel, but at least my selfies will be on point.

And I can stop borrowing.

Every time I need to, like, film like premium content in selfie mode, I, like, have to borrow someone else's phone.

It's, like, really...

annoying.

Well, I'm at that time.

You know, it's that time of year when Apple starts releasing all their new products, so all their old products just start to, you know, mysteriously stop working.

My AirPods, like, don't charge.

My iPhone is like always freezing so i might be in the new market for like a new computer iphone uh airpods because they it's just it's always just such a coincidence you know all my products start stop working and and i always do the updates like i'm i always take care of my products yeah that's

take care of them i do but it's just also get new ones yeah no tim cook is like up my ass like knowing what i'm doing every five seconds and now i have to get a new phone because of him well getting a new phone is exciting so i'm excited to set that up later today that'll be a fun activity for me um even though i probably won't set it up till like next week knowing me that's by the way, people like that.

No, I've never been great.

I've never been someone like that.

I've never been someone like that, but like, now that I didn't do it the minute that I got it because I was really busy last night, um, I'm just worried that I'm gonna keep putting it off.

I got Ben for I think maybe Valentine's Day the new iPhone because he was like talking about like for weeks leading up about how his phone is like cracked and it never works, but he's just so busy he never gets to this.

So I'm like, okay, this is kind of like a weird gift.

It's more like a gift like a mom gets for their son.

Yeah, but whatever.

And he was like so excited about it.

It sat in our living room for four months before he set it up.

Every time I walked by it, I was so insulted.

I'm like, oh my God, my husband hates me.

You know what else is insulting that cut me again last night?

Because at Mary's luncheon, she gifted all the women a pair of Louis Vuitton AirPods.

And it reminded me of something that I've buried deep, which was after Valentine's Day last year.

I got my husband those Louis Vuitton AirPods.

I thought they were the most amazing gift.

Like he likes Louis Vuitton.

He loves tech.

I was like, these are sickening.

And apparently the quality is amazing.

He did not like them and he returned them.

Oh, like, I thought I nailed it.

100%.

But also, how did Mary manage to find like eight pairs?

They sold out immediately.

Oh, I know, because she's a queen.

She's okay.

She spoke to God and He just delivered them right to her door.

I love her.

You know what?

I actually have a totally new perspective on her.

And that's what I love.

The real house size of Salt Lake City, they're all so dynamic.

You know who have a totally new perspective on someone who was not making a mark on her.

Say it on one.

Three, two, one.

Meredith.

Yeah.

Love her.

A Meredith mark.

I am a Meredith stan.

Like, I realized that last night.

I am a Meredith Respecter.

Okay.

And I'm on my way to, you know, a more positive outlook on her because in the beginning, I just thought she was like, whatever, I'm boring.

But

I loved what she stood for the other night.

I could not agree more.

We will discuss more in our TV recap segment.

But before we do that, we have to deliver the Fast Five.

So I think that's the first time.

And I think without further ado, before I miss my entire move, it is time for the Fast Five.

She learned her lesson.

Before I miss my entire move and I don't know where anything is for the next few weeks, it is time for the Fast Five stories that you need to know before you wake up and and take a bite out of your morning toast.

Yes, Jacquis, that is true.

You did not lie to the people, but I do have to say one really quick anecdote.

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First story.

We have a lot of housewives news today.

The first story is big news.

Real Housewives of Orange County's Bronwyn Wyndham Burke comes out as a lesbian but says she's still married to her husband.

Bronwyn Wyndham Burke is living her truth.

The Real Housewives of Orange County star came out as a lesbian and revealed she is currently dating a woman during a candid interview with Glad on Wednesday.

She said, I like women.

I'm gay.

I'm a member of the LGBTQ plus community.

It has taken me 42 years to say that, but I am so proud of where I am right now.

I'm so happy where I am to be able to be comfortable in my own skin after so long is just so nice.

So I watched the interview because I'm like, I think most people just had like questions about where her marriage lies after this.

I just kind of really respected how like she just didn't really have an answer.

She's like, we're doing our own thing.

We're taking it day by day.

We're sleeping in separate beds, but we're best friends.

I love him.

He's my person.

We're co-parenting the kids.

She's dating someone.

Yeah.

A girl named Chris.

Yeah.

Who comes over to the house and hangs out.

And the older kids know what's going on.

The younger kids are just like thinking that it's mommy's friend.

So I know that a lot of people are like confused and like being like mean to her online because they don't understand it.

But like, I don't know.

She's just like making up her own rules and like let her live.

Yeah, that's literally what she said.

They're figuring it out as they go.

She said they briefly lived apart earlier this year while they worked on redefining their marriage.

She said on Watch Rabbins Live like a few weeks ago that they weren't living in the same house.

So I think a lot of people thought they were like getting divorced.

Oh, interesting.

I missed that.

That might have been when they were redefining their marriage, but now they're living under one roof together with their family, co-parenting.

She said, we are in unchartered territories.

Sean and I are still married.

I plan on staying married.

We are not sleeping in the same bedroom now, but we are in the same house.

We're raising our kids together.

He's my best friend.

He knows the girl I'm dating.

Wow, that's just, it's so unique.

It is unique.

She also said

that getting sober was like

the cataclysm for this whole thing.

Yes.

Like she had never really been herself.

And I know that a lot of people like think like, oh, Bronwyn's like, she has so much going on.

But I don't know.

It kind of like, I'm watching her story unfold and like it all makes sense yeah no it all makes sense and she's so open she's been open since the beginning of the season with her sobriety and now with her new relationship and I just think it's really commendable and again like someone living being themselves living their truth and it's it's wonderful it reminded me of what we were talking about yesterday with Elliot Page it's like you can't help but envy people who just like have this moment and and just are so authentically themselves and you could tell in her interview like she was definitely really nervous and she did get choked up especially when when the interviewer from Glad was asking her questions about Sean and her marriage.

Because she's obviously like, it's uncharted territory.

Like, she doesn't have an answer for everything.

And she was being just like really real.

But to even be like so open about the fact that she doesn't have an answer for everything is so commendable as well.

And it's just weird that like because she's, you know.

has this job like she feels the need to come up with like an explanation for everything in her life as it regards to her marriage her sexuality and when she doesn't have like the perfect answer like she got choked up like because she didn't know what to say she's like we're figuring it out Yeah.

So it's, I mean, if you watch a show, you're not like surprised, but I just, um.

But this also makes her the first lesbian real housewife.

So there's.

Right?

Like, technically, yes, because Barbara Kay from Real House Buses of New York was a friend of.

She got demoted before the season ever started.

Did she ever hold an apple?

I don't think so.

Did she ever have a tagline?

No.

Okay.

She was meant to be a full-time housewife, but I just don't think they were impressed with the footage that she got.

Okay.

But then there was also like one of Tamara's friends on the second season of OC, I was doing some research.

I didn't follow, I didn't remember this season or this person.

And I don't know if she was a full-time housewife, but she was a lesbian too.

But like, if we were going to get really nitpicky, I guess you could say, like, no, but yes, she is.

Got it.

Okay.

Well, very exciting.

Yeah.

And I look forward to hearing your Real House Wise of Orange County recap.

Oh, and in the preview for this, like, upcoming season of Real House Wise of Orange County.

Broadwin's girlfriend, I believe it's the same woman she's seeing, makes like a cameo and all the women are like, who is this woman?

And Brodwyn's like, I love her.

So I think the timing of the Glad interview was very intentional.

Okay, just because I think we see it more unwrapped.

I know now,

you have to start watching Real House Size of Orange County.

No, I was literally thinking the same thing.

Like, now I think that maybe we should because I will be, I just think it'll be really interesting.

I think the timing was, yeah, this was all very interesting.

I've only missed two.

I'll catch up this weekend, maybe.

Oh, and I caught up on both yesterday.

You really can skip last week's episode.

Really?

It was so nothing burger.

Like, okay, I might.

Yeah, I really might.

But that, like, just goes against, like, I know the, I don't know what it is.

It goes against who you are.

It goes against who I am like I need to complete things like I can't change a song in the middle of the song like you know okay that is like a thing that you do that like you get mad unless it's like a bad song that I've never heard before and I'm like change the song but like if I'm in the car and there's like a playlist playing and like you're just bored of the song that we love I can't change it in the middle of the song.

Yeah, I don't agree with you.

Just like I can't just like skip episodes.

Oh, I can.

I skipped last week's episode of the Battle of I need to have every single piece of information.

No, because even when I watch them, I'm like only half watching, so I'm only missing 50% of an episode.

That's me these days.

That is true.

Okay, now for some Beverly Hills news.

We have two pieces of news.

The first is that Kyle Richards, Kathy Hilton, and Dariet Kemsley all have COVID.

The COVID concerns causing production on wheelhouse houses at Beverly Hills run way deeper than an infected crew member.

TMZ has learned that several cast members also have the virus.

Sources with direct knowledge told TMZ that Kyle, Kathy, and Dariette have also tested positive for COVID-19.

We're told they're all recovering at home, and none of the women had serious symptoms.

The series started filming its new season toward the end of October, and TMZ sources say that there were safety protocols in place, including testing and temperature checks, but that couldn't stop a COVID outbreak from impacting production.

Yes.

No, I mean, this is the world that we're living in now, even though, you know, I accidentally left the local news on yesterday and I was watching the governor.

They said they're going to get 170,000 vaccines on December 15th.

Yeah.

I mean, it's for elderly people and frontline workers, which it totally should be, but like they're coming.

They're coming.

That's crazy.

No, it is crazy.

I feel like, how did I just find that out?

No, I think I read something this morning.

I don't want to get it wrong, but it was like a big number.

20 million.

Pertaining to.

No, it wasn't by middle of February.

It was,

hold on.

What I saw was that December 15th.

It was at 100 million people should be able to be vaccinated by the end of February.

Fabulous.

Fabulous.

That is per business insider.

So hopefully Real Housewives of Beverly Hills will be able to go on.

Now.

Obviously, this is just par for the course when you're filming a show in a pandemic, but I cannot describe how little I want to see COVID on next season of Beverly.

When COVID is done, I don't want to be watching about COVID.

It should be Voldemort.

Like you cannot say the name.

I completely agree.

Because I'm dreading watching Southern Charm.

I'm dreading watching OC because now OC, it's like, it's now March 14th.

Like the episode ended last night.

It's March 14th.

Oh, wow.

They really slowed that lead up.

So just like, kill me.

Like, I just,

I'm glad I just called her Karen.

Shannon.

She was being a Karen.

She was being a Karen, Karen, running to Costco.

Karen Vedor.

Wipes and paper towels, crying.

Like, she actually does have, she is considered high risk because she has bronchial, like a lung disorder.

So I get why she was being so scared about the virus, but like she was being nuts in Costco, like sending all of her assistants to Costco.

Karen Vedor, sorry about that.

But what I'm saying is like now Beverly Hills has been infiltrated by COVID.

But we don't know how they'll deal with it.

And maybe if it airs in like a literal year from now and they realize that no one really wants wants to watch it, they'll just like

continue on.

Cut it out and pretend like it never happened.

Like I would be okay with that.

Yeah.

I think that would be okay.

I wish that would go.

I do think it's interesting like which group got it.

Like do you think there's a divide in the group and it's Kathy, Kyle, and Darrete versus everyone else?

Like how do only three of them get it when they're all filming?

Oh, interesting.

And I feel like Darit and Kyle are always sort of butting heads.

Oh, well, maybe they were in the process of the same thing.

But then they had that iconic meal in Rome with the sickening.

And Doreen looks sickening.

And so maybe that's the sort of thing that makes people bound to each other forever.

Or maybe that's, maybe they were like duking it out.

Kathy was the mediator at lunch, and that's where they all got COVID.

Yeah, or maybe they had another iconic meal together.

Hopefully.

One can hope.

One can hope.

And it was spread in that way.

Well, I hope they're all doing well and that everyone, including the crew member, gets well soon.

Yeah, everyone.

Now, are you ready for our next piece of Beverly Hills

news today?

That is like a big piece of news.

Yes, ma'am.

Erica and Tom Girardi

are being sued for allegedly using their divorce to embezzle money to fund a lavish lifestyle.

So this is a theory that you actually

don't love each other, but because they knew that Tom was, you know, on the horizon, had some like bad legal troubles.

And in order to protect Erica, protect the money, they got divorced.

So the money was legally Erica's.

And now that they're not married anymore, whoever is suing Tom can't access that money.

It's actually very smart.

You also did maybe say that because he was like old and maybe.

No, I don't think that's.

But that's, that's no, no, no, but that was part of the theory.

I think exactly what I just repeated is exactly what I said.

You don't need to go back and watch the episode because I was totally right.

Okay.

One month after Erica Girardi filed for a divorce from husband Tom Girardi, the couple has been sued for allegedly using their split to embezzle money.

According to a complaint filed in an Illinois federal court on Wednesday, the railhouses of Beverly Hill star and her lawyer husband are being sued by the law firm Edelson PC on behalf of several families who lost loved ones in a Boeing plane crash.

This is one of the Boeing Max plane crashes.

The flight was the Lionair flight 610.

And so I guess Tom's law firm was like handling the class action.

Yes, and the accusation is that they embezzled settlement funds that were meant for families of the victims of the Lionair flight 610.

And they're saying that they embezzled the funds to spend them on their lavish lifestyle.

And literally like the expensive song and music video are being used as like evidence because she's saying it's expensive to be her.

Okay, first of all, you can't, I remember an episode of Law and Otter.

You can't use people's art, like their music, as evidence because art is subjective.

When years ago, she said that it costs

$40,000.

$40,000 a month to be her.

She did say that.

They could use that, but they can't use a music video.

The documents cites her.

Krishna Hargate said they can't use it.

The documents cite her song Expensive with a dollar sign.

Okay, that's not a legit.

No, but this sounds like the case is, you know.

I mean, that's really bad.

Going to the court.

That's true.

Like, that's really bad.

Taking money from, like, victims' families.

Yes, they said that Tom has resorted to embezzling the proceeds of settlements that should have been directed to his clients, including as the basis for this complaint, the widows and orphans who lost loved ones in the tragic crash of the Lion Air Flight 610 in order to continue funding his and Erica's lavish Beverly Hills lifestyles, the documents state.

These are allegations

at this time, and they

will be

dealt with in the courts.

But I do think the part of this that is interesting, especially for pop culture, is maybe Tom and Erica did not fall out of love.

By the way, and I never thought they did i just have to say like i believe in their love 100

but i first of all this is making me really sad because i see tom as like this really stand-up like moral compass almost like he's always telling erica like the right thing to do and we don't see him a lot but he just seems like this like good hardworking guy who like keeps his head down and just like makes his millions but maybe we're wrong i don't know you really don't know people on television i just really hope that this is not what they're saying it is, you know?

Yeah, they said that Tom's law firm, Gerardi and Keese, are also named in the suit, which claims that both Tom and the firm are, quote, on the verge of financial collapse and locked in a downward spile of mounting debts and dwindling funds.

So let's just

plan this out.

Let's say like they're guilty and they have no money left, blah, blah, blah.

And obviously, Erica's still fabulous and interesting.

I actually think

even if they are found guilty, like she'll still be on the show.

They could also go to jail.

I don't think she could.

But she's being named in the suit.

I guess, yeah.

And they're saying that the divorce is a fraud.

So that, like,

they're trying to, oh, I see.

They're trying to delegitimize the divorce so that she's implicated.

Yeah.

Oh, no.

I don't know what's going to, I, we don't know, but these are some major, major claims.

And of course, it begs the question, is this going to be on the show?

But it's just, it's so legal that I, this is like so classic housewives.

I can't talk about it.

I can't talk about it.

It's a legal matter, which actually this is so legal.

And then you might not be able to talk about it, but that's what Elizabeth Vargas is.

But will the other women talk about it?

Yes.

How can you not?

It's such a big thing.

So many of them have had legal drama.

Like in Beverly, if this were any other city, I would say, of course, the women are going to bring it up.

But they have set this precedent of not talking about each other's legal business.

That's true, but this is, like, I don't know.

Unless they want to bring Camille Grammar back on the show.

I can't think of another housewife, like, scandal that's been even remotely as, I mean, this is such a big story.

Right.

And it was talked about nonstop.

I'm talking about Beverly Hills.

Sorry.

Oh.

Like, they've all had their little things.

Dorit has had quite a few things that it's never really been a topic of conversation, except in her confessionals a little bit this most recent season.

Kyle has had stuff with the agency.

Like, everyone has had stuff.

And they've said that on the reunions.

They're like, our husbands, like, when you work as big as they do, like, lawsuits are just par for the course.

I do think that this is beyond like the standard rich man.

And also, it makes you think that it's definitely beyond the standard because they got divorced.

Right.

And it makes you wonder.

It just, it puts a lot of question marks around things.

And

we'll wait until justice is served, but you know what?

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Okay, next story, a little new relationship news.

Chriselle Stauss appears to be off the market.

On Wednesday, Dancing with the Stars Pro, Keo, who was paired with Ann Haish on season 29 of the ABC competition series, posted some touchy-feely cute photos with the selling sunset stars.

So there's like two photos that she put once she posted one on her story of her and Keo and he's giving her a kiss on the cheek.

And then he posted one, it's a different picture, but he's also giving her a kiss on the cheek.

And he posted one to his feed with the caption, heart.

This is like the plot twist of the century.

Like everyone was just looking at Gleb Crochelle, Gleb Crochelle, and here comes Keo like out of nowhere.

Like this is just the plot twist nobody saw coming.

No, and I'm so happy for her.

Me too, they're really cute.

They're such a cute couple, and I guess they waited for the season to be over.

I think, I don't know if there's like a rule because Dancing with the Stars, they've made many couples, but they always come out as dating after.

I don't know why.

Oh, I wonder if there's a rule.

Like, even Artem and Nikki, even though the show makes you think everyone's dating, right?

But maybe they don't want, even though it would be like such a ratings boost for the show if, like, you thought two people were falling in love on the dance floor.

And then they just like kiss, and like, you can like study it and like figure out.

But I also feel like everyone, aside from Crochelle, but Kia wasn't even her partner, everyone who falls in love on the show was like in a relationship at the time.

Nikki and John Cena, Robert Herjevic and Kim.

Yeah.

I also think that most people who fall in love on the show fall in love with their partners.

Right, but like they have to get out of their current entanglement before they can announce.

I just think it's interesting how she fell in love with a pro who wasn't her partner.

Yeah.

Like because you spend so and that's why that's why so many couples come out of Dancing with the Stars, because it's like those long, hard nights and you just like work so hard together and it's like perfect place to fall in love, heightened heightened emotions.

I don't even know if you see the other pros like that you're not paired up with.

Yeah, especially during the COVID times.

Right.

But then they also are sort of in a bubble and some kind of like camp.

Right.

And like maybe you're just going over to another bunk.

Maybe.

Maybe.

This is cute.

This is cute.

I look forward to keeping tabs on this blossoming relationship.

And I would love to get like some sort of timeline of like when.

Selling Sunset is being filmed.

Was she filming while she was on Dancing with the Stars?

Because they were confirmed for a fourth season, but then also COVID happened.

So I just want to know like what part of Chris's year are we going to see?

Yeah, I just feel like how I always feel, which is they're filming now.

Yeah, no, I always, I feel, but you know what?

I always think about how it's like, okay, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is on for what, like five or six months out of the year.

So it's like, what do, does that mean?

Isn't it?

That seems like a long time, but I don't think you're wrong.

No, it's like, it's 20, usually like 20 episodes.

20 episodes is five months.

Yeah, continue.

Okay.

So I always think about it.

It's like, oh, how like Housewives and just like Reality Stars work like a half of the year.

But then it's like the other half of the year they're filming, it's airing, they're doing press, doing the reunion, and then they start filming again.

Like it's really a year-round job.

Yeah.

I just thought of that.

Speaking of reality stars, who we absolutely love, the Kardashians are pulling pranks on FaceTime to some of their famous pals.

If you haven't seen this video yet, pause this episode, go to Chloe's Instagram or Kylie's TikTok and watch the video on her feed.

Basically, all the Kardashians are together right now.

Yeah, are they in Palm Springs?

No, they're in a mountain vibe.

They were ice skating.

I think they're skiing.

Well, so I just...

Maybe they're in Wyoming.

Oh, maybe, yeah.

In the ski vibe.

Yeah.

So we have Kendall, Kylie, Chris, Kim, Courtney, Chloe.

They're all together.

They're sitting at like a...

It's a TikTok trend.

So these girls, and the girls must be freaking out who started it.

They're college girls.

And they started FaceTiming all the dudes in like their brother fraternity.

And like, they just sat in front of the camera, six girls, like staring blank at the phone and wanted to see how the guys reacted.

And now it's become a trend on TikTok.

But the girls who started it, like, must be freaking out.

That the Kardashians hit it.

I didn't even know it was a trend.

I mean, after I saw it, I kind of figured that it might be, but it's so amazing.

Because imagine you pick up a FaceTime call and it's all of the Kardashian women like staring right at you.

I mean, you also would be friends with them.

So, like, so it wouldn't be like that big of a deal.

So, that would be exciting.

Whose phone do you think they were using?

Kylie's?

I think, yeah, I think Kylie's also just based on how she had people's names in her phone.

Like, she had Travis Scott as just a cowboy

and she had Stas as like Anastasia, like her whole name.

Oh, but that would make me feel like it was someone else because.

Oh, no, I feel like everyone else would just have her a stas.

I agree.

The video was so interesting for a multitude of reasons.

But one, because I loved seeing how Kylie or whoever's phone it was like had people's numbers saved.

Like, first, second, I love seeing like whose number they have.

Like, really, I thought the most shocking person was Dave Chappelle.

Well, then maybe it's like, maybe it's Kim's phone because.

Kanye.

Yeah.

But then also, Stas, Kanye does not have Stas is not.

No, I don't know.

Maybe it was Kim's phone.

I really still feel, oh, Addison Ray.

Yeah.

By the the way, that was crazy.

And I was surprised Addison didn't know the trend because it's a TikTok trend.

I thought she was going to be like, oh, she literally was so awkward.

Like, I actually felt bad for her.

That is, no, it was so funny.

Then Justin Bieber, Haley Bieber,

Dave Grutman, Luca Sabat,

Taco.

Taco, yes.

No, it was just so pretty.

And Tristan.

And like, you really, if you don't know the trend, like, you think you're in trouble, like, you think you're about to have a sitting down?

Yeah.

Tristan saw his life flash before his eyes.

And so they recorded everyone's reactions, and it's just like so deeply interesting.

So, and by the way, there were just like I watched it so many times because there were just so many things I couldn't get over.

Like, I needed more.

Like, they kept like, they just, it was too short.

Like, I needed more.

I just thought people were being so funny.

I thought, I mean, I'm just so obsessed, like, Head Over Heels and Love Tech Chappelle.

Like, I just thought his reaction was so funny.

Of course, he's smoking a cigarette, like, inside his house.

Like, he's just the man.

Like, I loved this so much.

And this is yet, not that anyone asked, but if anyone needed more proof as to like how the Kardashians are just like the reigning queens of social media of celebrity of Hollywood like this is the proof like look at them yeah look at them it's really like they sat and did nothing and literally

I love that they're all together right now I just I hope they're filming something for us I know I feel like they're not I feel like they might be they have one more season of Kardashians I know I just feel like the show is like really taking a backseat to like I actually I'm gonna put I'm gonna put it all out there.

I think they're filming.

Okay.

I'm gonna say it.

Okay.

Because they like have a hard time.

They don't get together.

Well, that's the thing.

I actually feel like COVID has been really good for the Kardashians because remember how like in years past they couldn't get together for one afternoon to do the Christmas family photo shoot.

Like literally none of them between their work and their family couldn't spare one afternoon for a photo shoot.

And now it's like everything has slowed down.

They're probably spending so much time together.

It's probably so nice with all the kids too.

Yes.

Also, okay, upon further examination of these photos, in the Justin Bieber video versus the Travis Scott video, it looks like two different phones.

So they might have been using multi-cause this one looks like it doesn't have a phone case on, but this one does.

Very interesting.

So like Justin and Haley was definitely from Kylie's phone.

Dave Chappelle was definitely from Kim's phone.

Travis was just, oh, they probably thought like who was Travis and Dave Chappelle look like they're on the same phone.

Tristan maybe is like Chloe's phone.

Yeah.

I don't know.

Maybe I'm not seeing it right, but look at those two pictures.

One looks like a phone case on the phone and one looks like.

Oh my god, these are two totally different phones.

We crack the case.

I just, I loved it so much.

And you know, I feel like I don't really know Travis Scott's personality, and I would just assume him to be really quiet.

I don't know, I don't know why.

I've always just felt like he was like an introvert.

I don't know him personally.

And when I picked up the phone, he was like being so loud and funny.

I was like, oh my God, that's what you're like?

Yeah.

You know, you just don't really know people.

No, it's a great way to get to know people.

Do it again.

I just need more.

We should do it.

No, I know, but like.

But all of our friends watch this show.

No, and the thing is, it's like nobody ever picks up my phone calls.

So I was thinking, like, how do they get everyone to pick up?

Well, yeah.

Maybe it was Chris's phone.

You pick up when you're.

You pick up when Chris Jenner calls.

But it's not like people are ignoring me.

It's like I'm on my phone 24-7 through 2020.

There's a lot of people who didn't pick up this call and now they're ruining the day.

Oh my God.

They're literally like stewing in their homes.

Like, can't believe that they missed out on the opportunity of a lifetime.

100%.

Okay, ready for our fifth and final story?

A little biz news.

Wow.

It's been so long since we had a little biz news.

And you know what?

It's actually some big biz news.

HBB?

HBBW.

It's BBN.

We did a whole Patreon episode about biz news last week because they were like great topics of conversation for when you're with your family at Thanksgiving.

But people are staying with their families from Thanksgiving through the new year.

So head over to patreon.com/slash morning toast to get all the business that you need to know to like really converse with your family members.

Yeah, if you don't know what AstraZeneca is, check out the Patreon episode because I didn't know what it was either.

Okay, but here's some mergers and acquisition news.

Is it the mergers and acquisition news that has to do with my book?

Honestly, no.

Oh, really?

That's shocking.

I thought, wow, I'm shocked.

But while I'm here, my book is now available.

No, it's not.

Sorry.

My book comes out.

It's available for pre-order.

It comes out January 26, 2021.

It's called Girl with No Job, The Crazy, Beautiful Life of an Instagram Thirst Monster.

It is autobiographical.

It is really, honestly, very, very funny.

I just recorded the audio book.

So if you want to pre-order it, which I would really appreciate the pre-order because I need good pre-order numbers in order to get to like bookstores and airports, which is my goal.

So the audio book is available for pre-order, which is like Audible, Google Play.

The obviously like hardcover book is available at Amazon, Barnes and Noble.

And then the, what do you call it, like, electric e-book?

E-book.

Electric book is available at

all the places for Kindle and all the places.

So if you just go to girlsnojob.com/slash book, you'll get all the links.

Check it out.

Check it out.

Okay, here's the BBN, okay?

Oh, yeah, I forgot.

Salesforce.

You know, Salesforce.

Okay.

I know.

I'm so glad you brought this up.

Salesforce is a huge company.

It's actually a CRM powerhouse.

Got it.

According to TechCrunch.

What do they sell?

Sales forces.

Okay, so they found it.

And it's also the company that Nick Vile worked at before he went on bachelor.

Yes.

That is very, very interesting.

That's an interesting factoid.

No, but I just, I like they have a huge building in Bryan Park.

I know it's like one of the biggest companies in the world, but like what do the people who work there do?

It's like back-end, like B2B stuff, you know?

Like it's not for the consumer, like you.

That's why I don't know what it is.

It's a business business.

You know what I mean?

A business to business.

That's B2B.

Okay.

Just so you learn something new.

Yeah, B2B.

But Salesforce is buying Slack.

You know, Slack.

Oh, so this is like some real

corporate ass news.

In a $27.7 billion mega deal.

Okay, for like AIM, this is like dramatic.

No, I know, but it's a big deal.

See, this is where

the world loses me.

Like, it's a big deal, literally.

Like, it's literally iMessage.

I mean, it's a little more intricate than that.

$27.7 billion.

Have you ever used Slack?

Not once.

I have used Slack when working at a company.

It's definitely very nice for streamlining corporate communications, but $27.7 billion worth of corporate communications, I didn't see that one coming.

See, tech is just so confusing to me the way they like value like random like companies, you know?

Yeah.

And I watch Shark Tank and I know that it's supposed to be seven times your gross profit, and I just don't feel like Slack is making seven divided by 27 billion, you know?

Yeah, I mean I don't know how they do make.

I mean, obviously they make money, but I don't, they don't have ads.

No, but like companies they pay to use.

Companies have to pay to use that.

Yeah, that makes sense.

Anyways, Salesforce co-founder and CEO Mark Benioff, I wonder if he's related to the creator of Gatam of Thrones, didn't mince words on his latest purchase.

He said, this is a match made in heaven.

Together, Salesforce and Slack will shape the future of enterprise software and transform the way everyone works in the all-digital work-from-anywhere world.

That's actually very true.

Work from anywhere.

Slack.

WFH.

Slack off with Slack.

That's actually very true.

I feel like coupled together.

Yeah, this is.

It's like this is like a business.

I think COVID has been very good to Slack.

Got it.

That's if the billion-dollar company needed any more money.

Needed more billions.

Okay, this actually makes sense.

Like, I'm understanding the deal more.

Yeah, and I just feel like that's just something that you can keep in your back pocket.

If you're ever talking to someone, sometimes when you're on, like, a date with someone who might work in the B2B space and you're like, oh, what do you think about the Salesforce Slack merger?

Or they're talking about.

How do you think that will affect your day-to-day communications?

Or the date is like, oh, you know, my coworker slacked me this morning.

She was really giving me shit.

It's like, oh, it's going to have Slack.

Bam.

$27 million.

Bam.

Hit them with that due to duty too.

And hit them with that 27.7 because I think that shows you really pay attention to the numbers.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So many mergers and acquisitions these days.

We've talked about a few on our Patreon podcast.

McCormick buying Cholula for 800 million.

Yes.

Random House buying Simon Schuster for an undisclosed amount.

Yes.

Why do they choose to disclose and not disclose?

Like sometimes?

I think all mergers and acquisitions should be disclosed.

Just because it's so interesting and fascinating, and we'd love to report on it.

Yeah, like $800 million for Cholula, but $27 billion for Slack.

How did we get here?

That doesn't doesn't add up.

No, 100%.

That's so crazy when you think about it that way.

Okay, now into our TV recap segment, Real House Nice at Salt Lake City, and I'll touch on OC a little bit because I did watch.

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Okay, so let's do Salt Lake City first.

Yes.

Just in order of importance.

So sensational.

Like, really enjoy it.

And they didn't waste any time.

Like, there were three events, you know?

Heather's baby shower for her employees, Whitney's 20s, whatever party, and then Mary's luncheon.

Like, they really did not stop.

Yes, and I just want to say, like, I really, I'm judging the women based on the events that they're throwing.

And I loved Whitney's event.

Like, I know it wasn't as fancy as Jen Shaw's party for Meredith, but it seemed really fun.

Agreed.

And, like, a good ass time.

Agreed 100%.

I love Whitney, and I especially love Whitney and Heather are like my tied for first.

Heather is my queen.

Like, I just fucking love her.

She said so many funny things.

She said so many funny things.

When she was on the phone with Sharif and was like, make a right, you'll see me on the flapper with cankles.

So funny.

When she didn't want to go to the fight because her...

Lollipop

chicken drumsticks were coming.

And then they did come, but then she had to follow Jen outside.

And she said, watch the lollipop chicken drink.

And don't clear the table.

that's so important they're always clearing tables when you're not done that was so funny and that's how I knew like she was my person like yes she was being so funny last night without getting involved in any drama and that's such a unique to come out like the favorite from an episode and not have been a part of any of the drama like that is a very unique challenge she's the only one who didn't get up to console either woman chicken jump six low and also because like She just I don't think that she needed to.

I think everyone who was like going to console Jem because they were worried that Jem would be mad at her if they didn't.

Like I think one person doing that is is fine.

Like the whole group is unnecessary.

She was also like beyond being reasoned with at that point.

Yes.

Whitney was very astute in observing.

She's like, I'm just going over to say, like, take care of Jen just so she doesn't get mad at me if I didn't.

Yeah, for not taking care of her.

So I really liked Jen Shaw, but this was not a good episode for her.

She was being so unreasonable.

Two episodes now.

And well, because I watched them together

last week and this week, so I don't know which one was which.

But yeah, this whole idea that she won't be friends with Meredith because Meredith talks to and hangs out with Mary from time to time after what Mary did to her, which at the end of the day was just commenting that she smelled like hospital because she had been in a hospital.

Oh, by the way, Mary was wrong for it, but they buried it.

So why are we acting like it wasn't?

We squashed it on Mary.

Also, even if they hadn't squashed it, or no, even if they squashed it, but, you know, what Mary did was like one of those things you always keep in the back of your mind.

Like, Jen keeps saying she came for my family.

She came for my family.

But just because she smelled like hospital, like, that's not it.

Like, that should be

that's not a big enough gripe to make all your friends stop talking to this person.

Yeah, and I have so much respect for Meredith because I don't like this idea, especially when someone really didn't do anything very wrong, they just said something that you didn't like.

I don't like this idea of like, you're my friend, that means you can't talk to people who I don't like, right?

Or this idea that like no one can be neutral.

That's like what we're experiencing in Potomac right now with Karen Huger.

Like, people should be allowed to be Switzerland.

Yeah.

And I feel very strongly about that.

Yeah, but I also feel like if like that, this just highlight comparing it to Potomac highlights how much of a nothing burger this is.

Like Candace and Moonika current in court, like she just said you smelled like hospital.

Yeah, no, it's so, I feel like Jen is really just trying to like make her mark as a housewife, and she doesn't care if she's like wrong or right, she just wants to like have a moment of throwing a wine glass or screaming in a parking lot.

But I also think that some of the context that she gave us in last night's episode between feeling lonely because her husband's always on the road and it's the one-year anniversary of her dad's death.

I can understand why she pregamed this party and then sort of got really emotional.

And I think it's, it can be amended 100%.

And when she went to the luncheon and she apologized to Meredith I feel like they're on a good page she needs to apologize to Mary because I don't know if she knows though that Mary heard her say call her a grandfather fucker no but I think that what she would say to that is like yeah you do fuck your grandfather which

you know but she needs to apologize to Mary not for that comment but just for the way that she's been treating her and trying to get other people to stop being her friend they need to start from zero because if Jen had any sort of case with the hospital smell thing, she lost it.

It's over.

Oh my god.

It's over.

And it's over

after she like completely had a meltdown at the party.

But we can start new.

And I feel like that's what Mary's luncheon was.

And Jen, again,

Jen was sharing at the table her experience growing up and why she is the way she is.

And I thought it was a perfect segue to explain why she got to that place and then also just apologize and move on from it.

But she's not doing that.

Let me tell you how I've so turned from really disliking Mary.

I still don't fully understand her, but I thought seeing her at church was just like a great moment because, first of all, the people in her congregation, like the way they look at her

so emotional I just felt like this has to be a special person and so like I think she's kind of quirky but I think that makes her who she is and why she's such a great congregation leader

on television the way that she just like prayed so hard over Whitney's dad and like he was crying like I was like living for that when she was like in Let Us A and I thought she was gonna say amen she was like heal and I literally I could like I was literally like so in it no I totally agree like I just thought wow this is a great person.

Like, I just, I was turned, starting to turn towards her side.

And I thought just the way she handles herself this entire episode where with Jen acting like an animal and like treating Mary like shit and Mary just like literally being a queen, like so poised, it's very hard to do when someone's coming after you, especially calling you a grandfather fucker.

I just thought there's more to Mary than that meets the eye.

That's what I've been trying to tell you.

You know, you're totally.

And so I really like her.

I'm very much interested by her.

I thought her luncheon was so interesting because it wasn't just like the most fabulous luncheon because it was fabulous, but it was also so interesting.

And like the Louis Vuitton and the engraving and the fish.

The embossed

fish on the table, yes.

The red carpet, the Buckingham Palace guards, when they were like, I don't think $8,000 truffle.

I don't think that Mary knows what the mech gala is.

She just like saw it and wants that vibe.

Like, I was like, oh, yeah, I guess not.

Like, it was so interesting.

It was just very elegant.

It was very elegant, but also like quirky and interesting.

Which is so merry.

Which is so merry.

The other thing I wanted to say was quickly on Meredith and Lisa.

So I agree.

Like I so love Meredith and like the way Jen Shaw acted in their house in front of their kids was absurd.

Oh, okay.

This is so interesting because I agreed, but then I was on Twitter and first of all, apparently in like the first episode, Jen Shaw is wearing an outfit from...

Brooks's clothing line, like supporting him on the show.

It literally is a tracksuit that says Max Brooks down the side.

It's cool.

And so it's like he's going to pretend like he's never met her yet.

She's literally like helping him and promoting his fashion line.

And people are really starting to turn on Brooks is what I've seen.

Oh, no.

They were like, I thought this guy was going to be like the comedic like answer to our praise.

Instead, he's just like a brat.

Oh, no.

I got to get on Twitter.

And also people are saying like they're just reading through him coming home from college to be with his mom.

He came home from college to be on Real Housewives.

100%.

When he said that he came home from college when his parents got separated, I'm like, all right.

People get divorced all the time.

Like, it's really not nothing to leave school.

And also, like, I've never seen a woman more fine than Meredith.

So fine.

But what I wanted to say was, I thought, I really, I haven't been liking Lisa.

I haven't been liking Lisa.

Like, I just feel like she's really fake.

And, like, she's just so like,

she's the type of girl I, if, if I knew her personally, like, I would run from.

Like, she just gives me such bad vibes.

But I actually thought when Meredith told her about her divorce, and like, she got really choked up.

Like, I actually thought that was really sincere.

And it was, like, the first time I saw Lisa be a real person and not, like, a want-to-be-real housewife Bethany friend.

Plus, the fact that she's the only housewife who like knows on a personal level Rach Parcell speaks volumes.

No, no, and it's like we we got to get to know her.

Like no, I like between those two things, I agree.

Like I'm going to give her another chance, but there's something about her that just rubs me as like been waiting to be a housewife her entire life.

For this moment is now and like everything that comes out of her mouth is just like a canned response that she thinks will be made into a gif that will go viral on Twitter.

Yes.

But also yesterday you and I after the show spent about two hours like on a deep dive dive Rach Parcell and her family like rabbit hole just because we're like so obsessed with them and like their decor like we're just obsessed like and we wanted to know more and I just got so lost in that and then I went home and immediately watched the most recent episode of Salt Lake City and I'm like this show would be So good if Rach Parcell was on it.

I know.

And I know she's too good for it because she's like a really good Mormon and like I know that it'll never happen.

The Mormon church like would allow her to be on it.

I know and I'm just like that's that upsets me because we need a Rach Parcell moment.

Like she's just so fabulous.

Like she's so fabulous.

And if Salt Lake City has brought me nothing out, like, it's brought me so much, but if at the end of the day, all it brings me is that it introduced me to Rach Parcell,

it would be enough, Diane.

You guys, we are so, like, deeply obsessed.

You should have seen my browser history.

It's like so embarrassing.

It's like rachparcell.com, like Rachel Parcell home at North Carolina.

Her Amazon fashion pics.

She also has like a home line at Nordstrom.

And if anyone's listening, like, can we get more on the home front?

Like, I'm not really, I don't need ornaments.

Like, I need like Rach Parcell's whole house in a box.

I need a Rach Parcell dining table.

Yeah.

Like, how do you know that?

Anyone's listening, please.

We digress.

We digress.

Back to emphasize.

Overall, it's a good episode.

It's a great series.

The women are great.

And like, I love it.

Yes.

Overall, I totally agree.

And I'm liking everyone more and more.

And

I do, I'm liking Lisa more because I feel like maybe at the end of this,

I don't know.

I'm going to.

give her a chance, but something was just like rubbing me the wrong way.

But I'm really enjoying Meredith.

And I didn't see it.

And all the ladies.

And also people, someone said, like, Meredith is a combination of Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle Richards.

I'm like, I completely see that.

Looks or behavior?

Looks.

You have to look at it.

You have to see them.

I kind of actually do.

I do see the Lisa Vanderpump for sure.

And I love her style.

Yes, me too.

It's like very elegant.

There's so much great style.

I love Jen's Chaw style, obviously.

Me too.

And I love Meredith's style.

I enjoy Lisa's style.

I enjoy Mary's style.

And I think Heather and Whitney are just like so fucking cute.

And when they were-I think they're very Utah.

When they were in the car on the way to the luncheon, and the conversation that they were having was just like two people talking yeah not two people filming a show it was just like two cousins like spilling tea and i also thought that jen like just because meredith spoke to someone that jen doesn't like today jen sharing that meredith is separated from i'm so glad you brought that up she is now in the wrong jackie i'm so glad you brought that up i audibly gasp but when she said that i'm like are you meredith is such an and she also didn't say nobody knows don't tell so then heather goes and tells whitney and then whitney's like everyone's wondering why didn't meredith tell me and it's like because the news isn't out yet no i thought that was so fucked up and honestly, like, really, really mean.

Like, I, I,

it turned me.

Yeah.

Okay, now, really quickly about Real Housewives of Orange County.

I just, nothing happened.

Like, I can't, I can't stress that enough.

Like, really, nothing happened, except all the women are now just like coming for Elizabeth, being like, why do you not stop talking about your divorce, your ex-husband, like, let the money go.

Gina's like going through this.

It'll just, like, it'll keep you.

Like, just let it go.

I've been there.

Let what go?

Stop talking about it or like get out of court?

Both.

Get out of court?

Yeah, it's like Elizabeth said she has enough right now to like to live for the rest of her life, but it's just it's not what she's what she deserves.

Okay, and they're in Palm Springs and this house that she has in Palm Springs that they built together.

It's 10,000 square feet on the golf course.

Like it's just eating her up being in Palm Springs and she's talking about it a lot because her house is literally down the road and she can't get into it.

And she's just mad.

Like she has all this pent-up anger.

She gave up having kids for this man.

Then he like cheated on her and had a baby with someone else.

And she's just mad.

And she wants her fucking money.

And she's like, I grew up so poor.

And I think the way that she described this, I actually like respected her her it was so honest she was like i grew up so poor and i worked so hard just so nobody would know that i was like the poor mexican girl and she's like and and look how far that got me like that mentality and she's like i'm just not ready to give that up but at the same time that money is so toxic and like i and i hate it too so i don't know she's just like very self-aware and the women are just like and now it sounds like honest the women are just like clowning her for like talking about it so much and like she talks about it with Jimmy and the women are like Jimmy's gonna leave you like if you don't stop talking about it like you're annoying us and Elizabeth took it all so well She's like, oh my God, I'm so sorry.

I didn't mean to annoy you guys.

Like, I'm just like going through.

She didn't get mad.

She didn't cry.

She took all this like criticism that I thought was so unwarranted, giving how long we've had to listen to some of these women, Shannon, talk about

talk about their motherfucking divorce.

I'm like, you're really coming from this girl who's Gina.

So then, then, what's so funny is Gina was like, you really need to stop talking about it with Jimmy.

He doesn't want to hear about this.

Cut to

literally, Gina playing tennis with her fucking new boyfriend, talking about Matt, how like one of the women in the softball league is like talking shit about Matt, trying to make him seem like a bad dad, blah, blah, blah.

Like, you're like, you are the hunchback who cannot see his own hunch.

Like, it was so fucking, like, obviously hypocritical.

And I just, I can't stand Gina.

I try.

I try so hard.

I can't stand her.

And that's the end of what I have to say.

Okay, you made it sound good.

I think I'm going to watch.

Yeah, maybe I'm like looking too much into it, but it's just...

No, I trust your intuition.

Gina, and you know.

so we're here for Elizabeth.

100%.

And I, I have something to admit, like, and I'm really sad to say this, but like, my queen, Emily.

Oh, what happened?

I just, I'm getting the vibe that she's getting like a little high on her horse, like with the other, like, Tamra Gon and Vicky Yon, and like, she's now fun.

Emily, and everyone, like, loves her.

I'm just, I don't want to put it out there, but like, I'm getting the vibe.

Like, she needs to like take a seat.

Do you know what I mean?

I do know what you mean.

You'll see.

I could see that happening.

Yeah, but they gave a preview and

Shane had COVID really bad.

Shannon gets COVID.

A bunch of them do.

Oh, okay.

Interesting.

I'm going to watch, and then hopefully next week we can recap it.

And so I can't wait to see what we're doing.

Yeah, I thought we should add it back to the plate, like with the broadcast.

No, I think it could still be optional because I think it was like very, it's nice knowing you don't have to watch something, but that you want to.

But the thing is, is that Real House Tyson of Salt Lake City is on at 10 o'clock, so like you might as well just watch OC at 9.

Well, for me, last night, I was watching the episode from last week because I didn't watch it last week because we were off.

Yeah.

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