Verdict Is: Booger: Wednesday, September 10th, 2025

Good morning, girlies.

It's the toast.

It's Jackson Claude, and we're your host.

It's your favorite show, the fast-five things you need to know.

We'll start your day off swirly.

It's the toast.

I sound amazing.

Welcome back to the toast and happy hump day.

Don't forget to hump someone you love.

And speaking of girlies that I personally love, and of course, oh, can her to ask, would always love an opportunity to hump.

It's Jacqueline Folet, the editor of Runway France.

I would crush it, just so that you should know if I were the editor-in-chief.

Oh, crush.

Swirly vibes all the time.

Chloe Malley, step aside.

Yeah, she could use a little sprinkle of swirl.

Hey, Jax, happy Thursday, Wednesday.

I can't believe it's Wednesday.

That hadn't registered to me.

I thought yesterday was Wednesday and then yesterday was such a long day.

And I'm just done keeping track of the days of the week.

I actually usually post my outfit on Instagram and like write the day that it is.

Happy Thursday.

It's just like something I've been doing since the dawn of time and it's getting harder and harder.

And I'm getting it wrong more and more.

Wow.

Okay, so she's, you heard it here first.

This is what Jackie's doing.

She's wiping her hands clean of days of the week, even though it's literally our entire personality.

I know, but it's just like,

it's just getting hard to keep up with.

Okay, listen, you at this stage in your life and your pregnancy, like you have to do what you have to do.

Yeah, like Saturday is Sunday, Sunday is Saturday, and the other days are all the same.

Correct.

Happy Sunday.

Happy Tuesday.

But I guess happy Wednesday.

That's cool that it's Wednesday, latter half.

Happy Martes to everyone who celebrazón's miraculous, but okay.

Oh, for sure.

Miercales.

For sure.

Miraculous.

I'm sorry.

I speak a myriad of languages um Spanish of course being one of them

and I just it's hard you know sometimes you get your your your languages confused yes of course it actually does happen a lot like whenever I find myself speaking a lot of one language like if I ever like when we were on vacation in Israel and like you speak more Hebrew I started to throw some Spanish in there because they're literally the same.

Hebrew and Spanish are the same.

Can confirm.

That's what I'm saying.

Can confirm.

No intiendo por favor.

Shalom.

Shalom.

Well, today is kind of a highly anticipated day here at the toast because we teased this yesterday.

We have a fabulous show today.

And then we also have an additional deer toasters at the end of today's episode.

Now, I don't want to spoil it, but we have a major sponsor coming in saying, I just know there was a girl who worked like at the agency who represented this brand being like, I want my dear toasters, so I'm just going to pay for it.

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I was just going to say, like a toaster in tune with what's necessary, what the market wants, what the people

want.

And that is sponsor DT.

And the the people came in so clutch yesterday figuring out what she doesn't even know is about.

Now, a lot of people were like, yeah, Jackie's right.

It's from Euro trip.

It's Scotty doesn't know.

No.

No, it's not.

No, no, no.

No, it's not.

I said it feels like something like that, even though it's not.

It wound up being so swirly.

It's not that much.

Of course, it's from the idea.

Raise your voice.

And yeah, they're like at a party.

Like some guy's like mixing like a thing and he's trying to get the attention of that girl.

It's his showcase, right?

Yeah, right.

He takes, he's like a DJ.

He's like, she doesn't even know.

And he says it into the microphone and then like records it and makes like a biba buddha with it.

Iconic.

Iconic.

I can't believe I wasn't able to place that on my own.

I'm disappointed in myself.

It was like so, we were never going to get it, but it felt so good when it clicked.

And there are a lot of films that we quote a lot that literally raised us.

I feel like, you know, you could guess them.

Mean Girls Legally Blonde, Confessions of a Shopaholic.

And Raise Your Voice is definitely one of them.

And I don't even like consider it.

It's not like quotable, you know.

Yes, Jackie.

Ha ha.

No, but

as far as like daily jargon, like she wasn't really like slaying in a major way.

She was going through a lot.

A nerd.

Yeah.

The brother.

Oh, man.

The brother.

It's like kind of a dark film.

It's not something that you just like pop off with.

You're so right.

But it doesn't mean that it's not significant.

I mean, one more mile to Jericho.

The walls will tumble.

The walls will tumble.

Like, someone's watching over me.

And that, I'm sure it's like not a story, but it made waves yesterday that Hillary Duff signed a record deal.

It got complete at the last minute.

What did it get replaced by?

Oh, it got replaced by Joe Jonas's nose.

It did.

Oh, what do you need to talk about?

Sorry.

And maybe story worthy.

Don't even talk about it because I was thinking maybe tomorrow.

Like, let's see what we're literally talking about Hillary Duff's music right now.

We have to talk about it just really briefly.

While I'm not one of those people who's like sitting around twiddling her her thumbs waiting for Hillary Duff to rejoin the music scene, like it was a moment in time.

It is what it is and it was what it was.

And like, I'm okay with letting sleeping dogs lie.

Having said that, when you do study the discography and specifically the raise your voice soundtrack, it's hard to imagine better music ever being made.

Yeah, it's tough.

I feel like Hillary Duff has defied all of the odds of like child stars, Disney stars.

And I feel like it's because she's like plunged into acting and taken on like really good projects.

And like, I just, I couldn't ever have predicted this level of success for her, like in such a traditional sense that you forget that she's Lizzie Maguire.

Right.

So she's real longevity.

I feel like her doing music is like taking steps backwards.

And like, I'm not, I'm not like thinking it's the best idea.

However, I could have never predicted this career for her up until this point.

And don't forget, she's married to Matthew Coma, like producer to the stars.

Like,

she's got, like, she's got a song in her heart and she's going to sing it.

So I think it's less like, you know, of a business thing versus just like creatively, I feel like putting out music which is just so scary but um yeah I'm gonna trust her because she's made it like this far she's crushing

she doesn't flop these days like I'm gonna trust her even though I wouldn't have made that call I know it is really hard to follow up though like coming clean like she really had and you just shifted the cultural landscape you just know the people who wrote those songs like that's not who she's working with not only that like that's the people who wrote those songs like aren't making contemporary hits like they were popular at that time.

And we did a deep dive like years ago.

Yeah.

Like

who wrote Hannah Montana soundtrack?

Like

Demi Camp Rock soundtrack.

Like who are those people?

Those songs are amazing.

Yeah.

The Kenny Ortegas of the world.

There are, there was like a duo that was like writing all of them.

I don't know what they're doing now, but I just know like Hillary's not working with the people who brought us

someone's watching over me.

And so

I don't know.

Yeah.

In certain scenarios, I'm more of a fan of like letting sleeping dogs lie.

But if Hillary wants to do it, then Hillary's going to do it.

And who the hell am I?

Just some fat slob?

Like I'm trusting Hillary is what I'm saying because like she has done well.

Yeah.

For herself.

You're right.

So it sounds like you're trusting your faves, even though she's not your fave, but I know what you're saying.

She's not my fave, but like, she's not not my fave.

Right, right.

I don't know how that works.

I don't have beef.

You don't?

Oh, I had actually.

You do have beef, but she seems just like a sound of mind celebrity.

I'm trusting a sound of mind celebrity.

I had temporary beef with Hillary Duff, but I have let it go ever since she went on the Good Guys podcast.

And Ben said she was just an absolute queen delight.

Like, couldn't have been more generous with her time.

So I let my personal beef go.

But if you know, it's like an old story.

When I was on vacation, it was like spring break, junior year, we went to the Atlantis and the Bahamas.

And it was actually, there was a time period where the Atlantis and the Bahamas was the hottest place to be.

And on that particular trip, we saw Andy Cohen, who we took a picture with, and he actually couldn't have been nicer.

And obviously, I love Bravo.

And it all stems from like when I was in high school, me and my friends were fucking obsessed with Bravo.

So, to have met Andy, he was like, obviously, drunk and like so excited to be recognized.

He was actually an amazing celebrity encounter.

And then later on in the trip, we saw Hillary Duff at the casino.

And we were excited, obviously.

And she could not have been more rude.

She literally came up to us.

We were like, oh, she thinks we're cool.

She wants to hang.

She likes our outfits.

And she's 12-year-olds are cool.

To be clear, we were 16.

And how much older is Hillary Duff than me?

She, what, was 20?

She went to in the casino.

Well, that's why we went to the Atlantis because, you know, everything there is 18.

So we were 16.

We didn't look so crazy.

And you could walk through the, the casino's in the middle of the hotel.

You do have to walk through it to get to other parts of the city.

From like the pools at a table.

We were just constantly like moving through the hotel, moving through the casino just to like be in the casino.

And there's also restaurants in the casino.

There were ways to be in the casino.

And they weren't like that strict.

So we were just moving through the casino, moving in silence.

And Hillary Duff literally came up to us and like we all clenched our cheeks here like, oh, she's literally like going to wanna hang out with us.

And she was like, if I take a picture with you guys, will you stop staring?

And we were like,

yeah, for sure.

Like, let's take a picture.

We have a picture.

I'll find it somewhere.

Yeah, so it was actually many years that I harbored a lot of resentment towards Hillary Duff.

But now in hindsight, like I do understand Hillary, she was on vacation.

We were being like definitely so lame and annoying.

Like we probably thought we were being subtle and we were not.

and so like could she have been nicer or just ignored us yes did she have to go out of her way to like literally bully us no

she did she did

but that was also like a crazy time for her it was right after lizzie maguire she was it was the coming clean era she was her pop star era when she had brown hair so like whatever it's fine i've obviously i'm over it like it's fine i think she deserves like clean slate tabular ass agreed it's really not that bad no it's not but it's about how you felt in that moment Like it made you feel really bad.

The biggest loser on the planet.

That's on you.

It's actually not on me.

I couldn't have been like as a group of me and my friends.

We talk about literally, if the horse is dead, we're going to beat it.

Me and my friends, when we get together, all we do is talk about this Hillary Tough moment.

That's all we do on this show.

Right, right.

We, me and my high school friends have like a couple of celebrity encounters that like defined our adolescence.

One was Brooke Hogan.

Okay.

We met her at this crazy restaurant in Miami that like used to serve cocktails like

every cocktail, every dish was like a circus show.

It was so stupid.

Of course,

Hillary Duff.

And then when we were in high school, we would get like free periods and we could leave the building.

They were always filming Gossip Girl on the Upper East Side, like

during the day.

You would see the trailers like parked out of like random buildings.

So when we had a free period, I don't know how people would find out, but you'd say like, oh, my friends saw the trailer on 74th and Park.

And we would just like walk around and seriously wait outside for them to come.

And every now and then we got a pic.

Yeah, people always got pictures.

They were actually very generous with like, especially their fellow like New York City high school students.

Their inspirations.

I don't know if the yeshiva was their inspiration.

But yeah, we liked, like, we thought we were living gossip girl.

Yeah, we thought.

Sorry, we knew we were living gossip girl.

All to say, Hillary is heading to the studio.

Tabula S, all to say.

Tabula Rassa, for sure.

For sure.

And now

being on the other side of it as a celebrity yourself.

As a celebrity myself, I can honestly say I've never been like even remotely rude to anybody.

If anybody comes up to me, I like lick their butt.

I'm like, oh my, you love me.

You didn't go up to her.

So when someone's staring at you, that's not a good thing.

That happens.

I see toasters in the wild who definitely like are like nervous and shy.

And I don't like slap them like she did.

I'm like, I always give like a nice smile.

I'm like, I'm like, I know.

Love you.

Yeah.

But then, yeah, it's also like a little presumptuous that you're staring because you know who I am.

Like, maybe I have something in my teeth.

This is a wholly unrelatable conversation that like people might not understand, but there is a delicate balance like of seeing someone like smiling at you.

And I'm like, oh, they're a toaster, especially if they're like a young.

Yeah, like the elk of a toaster.

The elk.

So I never want to assume, but like, it's pretty safe to assume a lot of the times.

I haven't had an experience where I assumed that the person was like, oh, actually, you just have some shit in your teeth.

But I'm sure that's in my future.

I don't assume.

I just wait.

I'm like,

and well.

She's so shy yeah no no I couldn't assume that was just like that's not gonna end well for me no

so

come say hi and congrats to Hillary yeah yeah we're trusting our sound of mind celebrities who made it through the storm of child stardom

I feel like we actually have a lot to discuss today in addition to the bonus DTQ so If you're set, I'm set.

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Our first story: some big exciting news.

Secret Lives of Mormon Wives star Taylor Frankie Paul is the next Bachelorette.

So lots shaking up at The Bachelor.

This next season of The Bachelor was supposed to be The Bachelor.

They just finished The Bachelorette.

And instead, they're skipping over to The Bachelorette and they're tapping Taylor Frankie Paul from Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, who is on Hulu of The Bachelor's on ABC.

She's part of the family.

This is the first time they always say, like, Amy Schumer should be the bachelorette.

Chloe Kardashian should be the bachelor.

This is the first time they've actually done it and taken someone outside of the franchise.

Well, except for Matt James, but he did go on Claire's season.

Did he?

Yeah.

He just like got out early.

He did?

I don't know.

Or he was like supposed to.

No, he was just friends with Tyler Cameron.

No, I think he was going on Claire's season and they pulled him.

Oh, maybe he was about to.

Yeah.

Oh, but yeah, but he had never been on TV yet.

Yes, but he was like part of the bachelor family.

But yes, yes, this is most akin to that.

But this is like really, it's happening.

A single celebrity who's known for being single, who we all want to find love.

And we all like, enjoy watching.

Who's amazing television is going on a bachelor.

So everyone's loving this.

And I do like it.

We're going to get more into it.

I just have a little bit of a concern

that the secret lives of Mormon wives.

stars are literally putting Hulu, ABC, Disney on their backs, right?

They're now all over Dancing with the stars.

Everyone's talking about it.

They're literally carrying Hulu.

It's the biggest and best show on the planet.

And now ABC.

And I fear that we're taking them away from the core project, right?

And even if they're not filming right now, which I don't think that they are because the new season is about to come out, we're kind of like spreading them thin, you know?

And I need all of their crazy energy for the original show.

I'm, I'm hoping I'm just being like, you know, extra cautious, but I don't know.

It's like a lot.

I actually don't have that concern.

One, there's so many of them.

Everyone can take a piece of the pie and carry it.

There's so many of them, but like a few of them are like what we need, you know?

Yes.

But these sorts of things like add different dynamics to their friend group and mom talk group and like it's all about the business.

And so like this just, you know, even she got to present an award at the CMAs and it was a major storyline.

And that was like nothing compared to being the bachelorette, which is literally like the biggest gig you can get in reality TV.

So I think it adds like a layer of drama.

I do.

And

I agree with that.

Although I don't think it's the biggest job you can can get in reality TV anymore.

I would say it's amongst the biggest.

Like for becoming the Bachelor Lead?

Yeah.

Well, I mean, like these days.

Name the last three.

It's not what it was, but like it still has that recognizable.

It's not all the way gone.

It's recognizable, but I do think it's all the way gone.

I agree.

I actually completely agree with what you're saying.

Like I do think it adds like these because it's like a hierarchy.

There's going to be like jealousy.

A thousand percent.

You're right about dancing with the stars.

Who knows what's going on even between like Whitney and Jen on Dancing with the Stars with With Dancing with the Stars, for sure.

To me, I feel that they're on Dancing with the Stars and she's not.

I think it adds so much like fodder for the show.

And yeah, maybe eventually burnout would be a concern.

But I think right now, like, we're in peak.

Are you going to watch this?

Yes.

I love Taylor Frankie Paul.

That was my takeaway from the last season.

The first season, she had such a rough first season, of course.

And like her choices were so bad.

And she was like, And it was a lot to take off.

Yeah, it was just like a really lot.

And she was pregnant.

So like she wasn't really all the way in the mix and like we didn't get to know who she is like on a regular day season two i just like loved her so much and i want what's best for her and i feel like this is a really good way to find love however i do feel like romantically like she kind of makes poor choices yeah and it will be interesting to watch them play out like

to like i hope she makes good choices

But we'll be able to see like those patterns of behavior that have like landed her in the spot that she's in.

Yeah.

And I feel like on this most recent season, we kind of just barely scratched the surface at a lot of her like intimacy issues and where that comes from and then like her parents and all of that.

So I think that it will make for interesting TV and I also think it'll just get her further away from the loser that is her ex Dakota.

Like anything that gets her further away from being in a relationship with the biggest loser of all time, I personally am a huge fan of.

I just want to say I could like see this.

bachelorette happens.

Bringing them closer together.

No, like she ends up with someone, like it doesn't work out and she ends up with Dakota.

No, I know.

they're like so like they can't quit each other and they have to yeah i feel like the kind of guy that she's looking for is typically the kind of guy that goes on the bachelor like i feel like the um really yeah it's just like kind of like a regular guy she's not looking for a celebrity necessarily

i think a lot of them like they need to be able to live in utah she said she said they don't have to be mormon um but belief in god would be preferred though she said she's open she said it's hard to raise kids if

i'm sure like if you casted it a couple Mormons.

Yeah, yeah.

But also they have to be able to move to Utah.

But I feel like a lot of people in the like if you think who's come off the bachelor, like they don't, they're not not moving.

They're the elk of Utis.

Yeah, yeah.

It's not like they all want to move to LL, some of them, but I don't know.

I feel like there's chance for like real love here.

I hope that they cast well and, you know, she gets some really good guys.

Agreed.

And it's also good because like Chloe Kardashian and Amy Schumer would have never gone out with like a guy from from the bachelor.

Actually, right.

But like she could have met a guy from the bachelor at the CMA awards.

Like she swims in this.

Like that's the pond.

It's perfect.

It'll also be interesting because I feel like we're always talking about like the bachelor franchise at a glance, like how crazy of a downfall they've had.

And if there's something that can revive it, like this really would be it.

I'm surprised.

Hail Mary.

Yeah, I'm surprised that they were, whoever's in charge there, like really had the foresight to just like stop the hamster.

We're like, you don't have to choose someone from the last season.

Like you can switch switch it up.

I'm surprised that they had the foresight because they've really like dropped the ball so profoundly here.

And it will be interesting to see if this is enough to revive the franchise.

It might have a great season and then flop again.

It might be like big buzzy news and people don't tune in.

I will be really curious to see.

It might have a great season.

Like I will be watching and then I might really start to like the person

who becomes the next bachelor.

And now I'm back in the cycle.

The thing is, part of the reason why I gave up on The Bachelor and something I'm actually nervous about when I go into my dancing with the stars journey this year is ABC and cable in general, but specifically ABC, like they really take advantage of your time.

Like it's a two-hour show

with commercial breaks every 10 seconds.

And then even when you're watching, like it doesn't need to be two hours.

It's literally 30 minutes of substantial content.

So I find myself getting so bored, so like stuck to my phone.

And The Bachelor is really bad with that.

So hopefully they take a lesson, a page out of Hulu.

Like Hulu gives us just parginess, like so much content, so much.

let's take a page out it doesn't need to be filler half the episode and it's okay the episode can be one hour it's fine i think it's only gonna be worse because now they have our interest now the advertisers are back like they're gonna go hard in the paint and we have to but that's where the streamers like really put cable on their ass like they just did it better and i i don't know if anyone from like Hulu is listening, but like, that's why I stopped watching.

Like, because you guys took advantage of my time.

It was two episodes a week, two hours each, literally for 15 minutes.

Like, that's really what we were looking for, the 15 minutes of core good content.

And then like bonus episode after the final rows.

Like it's, it's just too much.

Yeah.

Are you going to watch?

You know me.

I like to get on board when like everybody's like, I'm going to let people watch the first episode.

And if like everyone's talking about it, then yeah, I'll be there.

But I've got, we've kind of got it all covered.

I'm the Dancing with the Stars correspondent.

And if it's amazing, I'm going to make you watch it.

Okay.

And you are the bachelorette correspondent.

And if it's amazing, you'll make me watch it.

Okay.

I mean, it's going to be a while.

I don't think she's filmed yet.

They just announced her.

They're going to definitely get people who are interested in dating her and also interested in dating someone with kids.

Like she does have three kids.

Right.

So that will play into it.

So, um, very Emily Maynard of her.

She's the second one with kids since Emily Maynard.

And then she'll have to film it and then they have to release it.

So it probably usually actually they drop episodes in January.

I feel like that's actually a decent cadence, like a good guess for when this is coming out.

And I'm sure it'll be on the

balls of Mormon Wives, like using that.

Everybody watched a season, loved Mormon Wives, they want more.

Well, you can get more of Taylor Frankie Paul on the new season of The Bachelorette.

It would be good if in this season that's coming out in November, like Taylor is in talks to be The Bachelorette.

Oh, for sure, by the way.

Talking about it.

For sure.

Yeah.

It's exciting.

I think job well done.

Yes, brilliant ideas.

I was going to say, Toasty Lions.

Giving Toasty Lions.

What was the thing like a

week or two ago, maybe more, that we said in the Hamptons, but I didn't write it down because my phone was recording.

Right.

That we wanted to add to Toasty Lions.

And we said if it was really that good, we would remember it.

We would remember it.

Write it in the comments, you guys, if you know what I'm talking about.

And then we'll discuss tomorrow if it was good enough for Toasty Lions.

But I agree, this deserves a Toasty Lions award.

Can you,

for anyone new here, explain the Toasty Lions list and then tell me who's on it so far?

Okay, so the Toasty Lions is our version of Canned Lions, where Canned Lions is an award for best in advertising.

And And so Toasty Lions is awards for best in advertising and synergy as we see it.

So here are...

Let me see if I can guess all of them.

It's actually longer than I thought.

The actor from Smart House did a partnership with like Samsung.

Smart Home, yeah.

Right.

Like

they have make like doorbell cameras, whatever.

Genius, love it, love it, love it.

That's top of the list.

Lindsay Hubbard did a partnership with like Kleinfelds and an organization.

It's called Kleinfelds Again, where they do resale dresses.

It's not an organization.

It was just

she never used her wedding dress, so she donated it.

Pargy.

Pargy.

Then this is a really good one.

The flip-off sponsoring the toast.

Yes.

Christina, Hack, El Musa, and Tarik Elmusa's HD TV show using us to launch their new spin-off called The Flip Off.

That was brilliant.

Marketing.

Alex Earl for Carls Jr.

Oh, okay.

I feel just like obvious.

Yeah, I guess we were giving it to them because like, good job on being obvious.

like good job on doing your job and i love alex earl i don't want to take her off the list but this is actually not at all i agree but i'm gonna leave it just put at the bottom we were honestly being like a playing fast and loose with the toasty lions agreed um like alex earl is this generation's parasultan like yeah duh yeah um kristen cavallari's e-show podcast tour podcast tour show on e

No, I'm going to put it with Alex Earl.

Yeah, they both can go.

They're not holding up.

They're not holding space.

Astronomer Gwyneth Paltrow video.

Yes.

That goes at the top.

That was a great Toasty Lions moment.

And then Taylor Frankie Paul for the voucher.

I think that will withstand, but we'll see if in a couple of months we go back to the list and we think it's stupid.

Congratulations to all the winners.

Huge.

Are you ready for our next story?

Mm-hmm.

Andy Cohen says that he lost 25 pounds by micro-dosing a GLP-1 all summer.

There's so much to say about this.

Andy Cohen has come forward to share that he was taking a GLP-1 all summer, like low dose, micro-dosing, as the kids say.

And he said it would be hypocritical to ask people about their appearance and be the guy who suddenly lost 25 pounds, but isn't mentioning it.

So he shared that on his show.

His radio show.

Yeah.

So I have so many thoughts because when I was on my GLP-1 journey,

it really bothered me how like Andy, every time somebody looked a little bit different would be like, are you on a Zempic?

It's such a personal thing.

And I obviously had like such a fabulous, but very personal experience with it.

And I spoke about it like on my own terms.

And he was just like putting people in the hot seat, and it really fucking bothered me how he did it.

Um, and always like in a condescending way, and it's just so funny, you know?

It's so funny how now, like, Andy's taking it, obviously, because GOP1s are the most amazing thing to ever happen on the planet.

And everyone should take it, not even people who are morbidly obese, but anyone who wants to lose 15 to 20 pounds, it can really increase your overall health.

And I'm so glad Andy is seeing that.

Now, I find his verbiage very, you know, funny, like a micro, you're taking Ozepic.

Like, just say it.

You're like low dose because you're not obese, but I was on a low dose too.

And I was obese, like, because it works really well.

You don't need that much, especially in the beginning.

Like, micro-dosing.

And actually,

Ben had Terry Dubrow on his podcast.

And, you know, I think when we think about like Ben's idols, like we always talk about, like, Jack Black, Stanley Tucci, Ina Garde.

Ina.

Really, Ben loves.

Terry Dubrow.

He thinks he's so smart.

He's so funny.

Like, he thinks his business is amazing.

And I think he's been on Good Guys Now twice.

He loves, loves, loves Terry DeBrow.

And the last time they did a whole conversation about Ozempic and GLP ones, because Terry has been a very vocal doctor.

So many people, like doctors specifically, love to like come out and say it's like, you know, for lazy fat people.

But Terry said that micro-dosing GLP ones is the best longevity hack in like the last 100 years of medical breakthroughs.

Like it is the most amazing.

And so obviously.

Andy got the micro-dosing thing from Terry DeBrow.

But you're just taking Ozempic.

And Andy looks amazing.

And by the way, I've read Andy's books and it's crazy how his weight defines his whole life.

His books are basically diary entries of like a two-year period where he writes every day like what he did that day and he starts every day with his weight.

Like he is obsessed.

He's like you.

I weighed myself today.

And it was kind of exactly what I had

expected.

I was like, oh yeah, I'm probably like this number.

If I had been like more than that, I would have been like, yikes, I didn't expect to be less than that.

Of course.

So yeah, like no surprises.

And now I'm like, I wish I weighed myself throughout a little bit, at least like right when I got pregnant, but that was like after months of trying to get pregnant and packing on the pounds.

So I wasn't weighing myself, you know, just to like know where I was at.

But I guess I could always ask my doctor because they were weighing me.

It's fine.

Yeah, no, no, no.

It's fine.

It's just interesting.

I like the data.

I wish there was a way to weigh yourself and record it and not know until you need the data.

Free idea.

Free idea for a scale company.

There are plenty of smart scale.

Shark tanks.

Yeah, Shark Tank.

All that to say, I'm surprised it took Andy so long to do this because he is weight obsessed.

He's also on TV and famous, and that makes you obviously like really neurotic about how you look.

But he's obsessed with his weight.

And so for someone who is, I'm surprised it took him this long.

Yeah, but I'm sure that's also why he was asking everyone, like, are you anozempic?

I think like part, probably a part of him was like, oh, Zeppelin's curious.

Yeah.

Yeah, maybe that's why.

That's how his curiosity manifested itself in being a painter.

And maybe it came off as like aggressive and insensitive, but it was really him just like being excited about the drug and seeing, like, is it worrying?

Like, that's really a beautiful take.

I like that.

Because I feel like that's how I feel about it.

Someone obsessed with weight who's like never been on it yet.

Everyone's like, how's it going?

Right.

Yeah.

But whenever you ask, I don't feel like it comes from a place of judgment.

I'm a kind-hearted person.

Yeah.

Yeah.

How do you?

I just remember like when Margaret Josephs was on, like, he was just like, or like Dolores.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Like, leave these women alone, first of all.

Okay.

I want to say that.

Oh, so it's different man to woman.

Of course it is.

It's different man to woman or man as a matter of woman's weight.

M to W and W to W is so different.

Jail.

Jail.

Agreed.

Did you notice that Andy lost weight?

Were you thinking that?

No, I wasn't.

But I haven't tuned in to watch Robins Live in a minute.

Yeah.

Definitely since before the summer, because we barely watch TV over the summer.

So, and he said he lost the weight over the summer.

So I haven't seen him yet.

Got it.

Got it.

But I'm happy for him.

Like, losing weight.

I'm sorry.

I'm going to sound so toxic.

It's the best feeling in the world and like loving yourself like really truly loving your like it I think the episodes of what happens live are gonna be so different honestly maybe that's because we're always talking about his mood

yeah

I think we're on to something we'll see I'll have to tune in yeah um are you ready for our next story

whatever three

yes um it's a little book news because the housemaid first photos have dropped Sidney Sweeney and Amanda Sayfried are the stars of the housemaid, the sexy thriller that we all love by Frida McFadden.

And the first images have come out.

Have you seen them?

I have.

They're a sleigh.

They are a sleigh.

Of course, I have the same concern that I had when we announced the casting, which is that, like, could Sidney Sweeney ruin this?

Because she, like, low-key is a bad actress.

That still is a concern because she's, I know it's just a photo, but she looks like she's acting poorly in the photo.

Like, it's just, that's just how I felt.

But having said that, I read the the book.

I love the book.

Visually, it works.

Yeah.

It's exactly like what you would imagine.

It's like it's like to be like a younger new version of the old wife.

So it's all good.

It's exactly what you imagine.

Even Brandon Sklenar as the husband, even though he's a little more handsome than I would have said the husband is.

Agreed, by the way.

But Michelle Marone as the guy.

Michelle.

Oh, Enzo, yeah.

Perfection.

Just like, by the way, perfection.

Anytime you need like a hottie, a brooding hottie from a book to movie adaptation you should go with this guy yes but also he is foreign too in the in the book true he like he's italian he left his family in italy he has like a whole crazy backstory yeah speaking of book news we didn't get to talk about it because it was like at the tail end of our summer break but it happened one summer is like it got had gotten the rights purchase like years ago and then it just sat on the floor of some studio but they have made some casting

news and i'm not crazy about it I'm listening.

One thing about me, like, I'm just a hater.

Like,

whenever something gets announced, I just hate it, even if it's good.

So that doesn't mean that.

Sometimes I feel like I'm against it and you're for it.

I don't feel like you're always against.

Okay, maybe I'm just feeling like negative.

So the film is now in pre-production, and the person who directed it directed the hating game, which is that book-turned movie starring Lucy Hale.

I don't think I watched it or read it.

So I read it and watched it, and it was very corny

movie.

And I feel like, based on the castings, like this is going to give the same sort of hallmark, but like a little sexy vibe.

Okay, I'm listening.

So the main girl who's like the best character is Nina Dobrev.

Yeah, I know.

It's not how I pictured it.

No, keep going.

And then that's really like all you're going to know.

The rest are unknowns.

What's the name of the actor who's playing the fisherman?

So Piper is Nina Dobrev.

And then

did they cast or just her and the sister?

Well, who cares about the sister with her record?

Right.

And then the sister gets a spin-off book, Hook Line, and Sinker.

No.

Where she also starts dating a fisherman.

Okay, it happens one summer movie.

I would love to know who's playing the fisherman.

Like, that's really important because he,

the, the movie, like, hinges on him selling sexy fishermen agreed but he's also short which in the book he was short and that's why like she started making all these jokes like and she's really funny piper so it has to be somebody like really short and hot which is hard

tyler hoakland are you seeing that hold on hold on let me just pull it up let me pull it up

Tessa Belly's dreamcast.

Oh, her dream casting, no offense, but

yeah, that's different.

And Tyler Cameron's in that.

Obsessed, by the way.

That's perfect casting.

Except he's that short.

Okay, big

dreamcast.

Nina Dobrev, Tyler Hoakland, and Virginia Gardner.

Were you seeing Virginia Gardner as the sister?

A blonde girl?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay, so it looks good.

So Tyler Hoakland.

Virginia Gardner is perfect.

Like the sister

consequential.

Tyler Hoakland's.

I'll tell it.

I found it.

He could do it.

He could do it.

Really?

Are we looking at the same person?

No, no, no.

I know that it's not like.

It looks like he's playing Piper's dad.

Go to Google Images.

No, but he's weathered.

He's sailed the stormy seas.

Okay, so there's like lots of different photos.

Jackie, this is terrible.

I'm sorry.

This is not it, like at all.

The one where he's like this?

Okay, so that's obviously like his IMDB headshot, but like can you look at more recent photos?

He just looks like he smiles and he has a generous face.

So he just played Superman, I believe.

That's where some of you guys might recognize him from.

That's good.

Claudia, it's not god-awful.

It's not.

Okay.

Just like...

You say so.

Just leave it, okay?

Okay.

Anyways, the housemaid doesn't look god-awful.

However, considering how much we like the book, the odds that we're going to like the movie are so, so slim.

And that's just sad.

Yeah, even though I think it was you who said a parallel.

Sometimes there are like so many good things said on the show.

I just don't know like who it was.

A parallel being gone girl.

Yes.

And that's, I forget, because it was such a popular, good movie.

I forget that it was based on a book.

And it's the same type of psychological thriller.

And they need to get whoever.

I feel like book adaptations these days are so popular and common that like they're coming kind of pedestrian.

It's not like Ben Affleck, you know?

Yeah.

Bring Ben Affleck into a book adaptation.

They're just kind of giving like lowbrow.

But they're doing like Ann Hathaway Verity.

Well, so that's a good, that's a good, oh, I think you said gone girl comparison for verity.

Okay.

Because all these castings, it's like a little

Simmy Sweeney art top of the Yes, sorry.

I was talking about it happened one summer.

Okay.

Yeah, I could see that being corny, but the book actually is corny.

We happen to like it more than that.

It's an amazing book.

But like, it does fall into that genre.

It doesn't need the Oscar treatment.

No, but I think that it can be done, like you said.

God and girl.

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you're welcome jerty our next story joe Jonas's nose.

Joe Jonas is shutting down theories about a viral backstage video where he is cleaning his nose.

So first, a video went viral saying like Joe's quick boogie check before going on stage.

And he's like off, he's on side stage.

So people like on the opposite side of the crowd can see him.

He's in the mirror with his fingers and his

washcloth like in his nose, cleaning up his nose.

And you know, at first people were like, oh, yeah, boogers.

And And then other, you know, eagle-eyed viewers were like, oh, he's cleaning up his Coke nose.

And then he responded on TikTok saying, LOL, you never had a booger.

So he's going with the booger theory.

And I'd love to know what you think is happening here.

So obviously, I'm a hater.

Like, I'm a negative person.

I saw the video.

I'm like, okay, blowing lines.

Listen, it's a long show.

You know,

Rockstar Life.

Having been, having been there, having said that,

it's important to contextualize the video.

So he is doing this little touch-up, if you will, right before his solo part of a song called Celebrate, which I only recently learned about the song.

I didn't know about it.

It's like a random song, not their most popular, but it has gone so viral for Joe's part.

So.

Having said that, do I think he was doing cocaine now?

No, actually.

Even though, like, it's a long show, like, maybe he's a rock star.

Sure, you could, you could say all that.

Given the fact that it was right before this, every time he sings it now, like, the video goes viral.

We made it through all of the years.

And, like, I didn't even know the song five minutes ago, but I know it because it's so viral.

So, I think he knows that, like, whatever he does in the next 10 seconds is about to be like a video that's viewed millions and millions of times.

Um, I think he wanted to look his best.

I really do.

And a lot of the videos that I've seen, like, they come from a low angle.

And if you do have like a booger bat in the cave, like, they are going to see it.

So, contextually, I think it's really important to know what part of the concert was coming up.

And that leads me to believe he actually wasn't doing cocaine.

Yeah.

So when I see this video, like, yes, this could equal cocaine.

That's how you would probably like be cleaning your nose, even though he would have had done the lines like much earlier and what's there to clean up.

But when I watch it, I'm like, that's how I would like.

clear my nose clean wipe up a you know really try and just like get anything out um short of like sticking a finger up your nose well we need to talk about the fact that he did also stick his finger up his nose And obviously, this is not the point of the video, but like, I officially have the egg.

Like, yeah, no, but like, put his finger up his own.

Sometimes it can be frustrating.

Like, the way that he was cleaning his nose, like, I feel like I've been there.

And not to say, I don't know what his habits are.

Um,

he might do what he does, but in this moment, I really think he was getting his boogers out.

I really do.

I just want to watch it one more time before I say

what I was just about to say here.

Bye, being backstage.

He's wiping with a towel.

The only other weird thing that he does is this.

Like with his jaw, which there is a connection between like, you know, cocaine and jaw movements.

But I stand by what I said.

I don't think he was doing it.

And like, how far into the show is the?

Because, like, when would he have done the line that is now plaguing him it's just such a crazy thing to do like not in a totally protected area of the stage do you know what i mean so i that's why i think it's also boogers

you know when if you had something to hide you would hide it better my official if i had my gavel i would say boogers i'm giving him the benefit of the doubt here there is um like plausible deniability there is

and it's just like it's not without a shadow of a doubt so i have to let him go And because you're not on TikTok, like you don't know how this like one part of the show has like stolen, it's made its way.

I'm not even on like Joe Bro talk, um, but it's made its way to me so much so that I saved the song.

Like, I listened to it the other day, it's an amazing song.

And I do think, like, if he was like coking out for shows, like, that's when he would have done a line, like, right before this, ah, I'm gonna go crazy.

And he's, he was, what, cleaning up an old line from a few hours ago, like, right before his big moment, like, it's giving like waning.

That's not when the energy comes.

There would be other videos now coming forward of either like him rubbing his nose multiple times, having weird jaw things, maybe something on his nostril.

Like there would be more than it's just one video.

So I actually think it's really safe to say.

We have to let him know, you guys.

We can't hold him to this.

Blow or no blow?

No blow.

Yeah.

Like if we're on a jury, I have to say not guilty.

It's

on without a shadow of a doubt.

Agreed.

So, Joe Jonas.

Hope you're feeling better soon.

Yeah.

This does also mean he was like sick at some point.

Why?

You could just like have a booger.

Uh

no, that's just like a pick.

Like I feel like he was a little like, he got a lot of stuff up there.

No, it was just giving like booger.

Oh, I feel like that when I'm doing that, if I'm him, it's like at the tail end of sickness.

Yeah, but you're like the last person on earth to pick your nose.

Some of us just like have a booger, so we pick it.

Yeah, I guess.

That's true.

I will, though, like, as a yo-girlie, like.

I will have a hard time forgetting like the visual of him picking his nose and it was like genuinely unattractive.

Sorry.

And I think he's seriously the hottest man on the planet.

I feel like you've been off for a while, though.

I have, but like, this tour, like, I'm telling you, this video, Jackie.

Do you want me to send it to you the video that I'm talking about?

Of him singing the song?

Viral, yeah.

Like, that's what you're talking about.

You saw when he finished wiping his boogers, he came out,

like, you know, rocking.

Yeah, but I'm gonna show you the video that like started this whole thing.

Go ahead.

I'll have to download it for you.

No, that's not the one.

This is it.

Okay.

And by the way, you know me, I'm always going to talk about like the Joe versus Nick dynamic.

Are you going to talk about it right now?

Of course, because you could see Nick being like so jealous.

Okay, I just sent it to you, look.

Okay.

It's really like...

This is what started it.

Okay.

I'm going to watch it if that's okay.

Okay.

Yeah, watch.

Like, tell me that's not the hottest man you've ever seen in your life.

I have a lot of thoughts.

Oh, I'm so glad you watched it.

Okay, so

he needs to find the person who shot that video and, like, seriously,

give them a kiss on the mouth and

take care of them for life?

Like free groceries for life.

Because

that's just like par deliciousness.

He looks great.

He sounds great.

Why is this energy like so different from the rest of the show?

Does he not like do that in every song of just like no, he totally does, but like this one video just went viral.

And so now every time he does that part, his verse in the show, everyone films it.

So that's why I think he wanted to look his best, honestly.

This man is Miss Wyndham, you are free to go.

Miss Wyndham, you are free to go.

Yeah, let him go.

Let the mouse go.

What's that from?

Don't tell me.

I know, I know, I know.

It's from Housewives.

Let the mouse go.

I'm feeling like a drill housewives of New York, but like maybe not.

What is it?

Sutton's track.

Let the mouse go.

Yes.

No.

One thing about me, like, I'm not letting the mouse go.

But no, Joe Jonas, you are free to go.

Yeah.

Okay, I'm so glad I'm here.

Sorry to have a video of time.

Correct.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

Which is some tech news.

Okay, tech news.

Oh, the new thin iPhone.

Apple is making headlines for their new iPhone 17, the first ever iPhone Air, and AirPods Pro 3 that can translate conversations live in your ear.

So yeah, the new AirPods, if someone's talking to you in a foreign language, the AirPod will translate it into your ear.

And then also on your phone, they will write a response in that language to the person.

But if both parties are using AirPods Pro 3, then the AirPods just act as translators to each other in your ear.

I mean, that's future living, right?

We're living in the same for years.

Like one day we'll be able.

And like we are.

It's over for those bitches at the nail salon.

I'll tell you that, okay?

Yeah.

Keep calling me fat.

Keep calling me fat.

Well, this is one time.

Well, one time, Jackie's, she actually recommended that i go to this nail tech she's fab i kept going she's a bitch she called me gordita she thinks i don't sing spannish she doesn't know i am las festada okay yeah tengo engato um and then claudia but i really lost weight so that she could go back in there and

who's gordita now flora

okay i love her

And the fact that you didn't stop going to her after that, like, it will never not be hurtful to me.

It's hard to get a good manicure.

It's really not.

Having said that, I had no shot in hell of ever knowing what a

nail salon manicurist was saying about me if it wasn't in Spanish.

And they speak a myriad of languages and I'm buying these AirPods.

Actually, you know what?

I don't want to know.

I don't want to know.

I don't want to know.

I don't.

See, look how much that ruined your, like, seriously, you're still talking about it was four years ago.

Like,

you would have to hold on to all these things, all these insults.

It's not my business.

Agreed.

I don't want to know.

But, like, I think, I I think it actually might be like a major for diplomats and stuff.

You know, there's always an interpreter at the table.

The tough thing is, like, if I went to college and studied like foreign affairs with a minor in a specific language, just to become like a

diplomat.

People are out of a job thanks to technology.

Like, people talk about it.

Not yet.

Not yet, but now that the technology is out there, like, it's almost over.

Like, find a new job, find a new passion.

And people are always saying, like, you will be replaced by technology.

And it's like, sure, grandma, let's get you back to bed.

But, like, seriously, interpreters like your job is threatened today like go back to school while you still can but what if interpreters do you ever I guess some people are there would speak both languages the nefarious interpreters yeah like if interpreters are not interpreting like 100% unbiasedly because even like in it's like a game of telephone like you could have said the sky is blue and then the interpreter says well she said the sky is not green and it's like it just changes the the context not only that whenever i've seen like an interpreter in action it's like i'll ask a question that's, not me, sorry.

Someone will ask a question that's like 25 seconds long and you translate it for three seconds.

There's no way you got all the nuance.

It's giving lost in translation.

Agreed.

And AirPods Pro 3 are here to solve that.

So I think it's exciting for the future.

It is.

Although I do want to talk about that thin iPhone, the iPhone Air that everybody's talking about.

Every

Air purchase that I've made in my life from Apple has been the worst purchase of my life.

Like MacBook Airs, seriously, I could crack them in half.

They have no storage.

They get so hot.

They get like flustered.

Do not buy the iPhone Air, specifically the first one.

It's going to be terrible.

Yeah.

They don't have enough manpower to do this.

Oh, you think you have trouble now like deleting old photos just so you could download an app?

Just wait till you get the iPhone Air.

Yeah, but the iPhone 17 looks cute, right?

Yeah, I'm sure that has like new features or whatever.

I'm ready for a new iPhone that I will be purchasing.

My camera's fogging up.

Yeah, well, that's how I had a feeling that they were releasing a new iPhone iPhone because my current iPhone just started to crap out, you know?

That's always how it works.

Yeah.

And we're pushing a date.

Like, we're

we always get the new phone because our jobs are, rely on, you know, the latest technology.

Actually, no, I have a 15.

I don't even have a 16.

I don't have a 16 either.

I think the 16 like was came and went.

But you know that there's a new launch coming because they push a button where everybody's phones like start to just like everything has been like kind of fine, except that

my lenses gets like foggy.

Of course, they fog up the lens.

Oh, the camera camera on the new one is so great.

I guess it's also summer, but still, I'm like always like this.

Of course.

I'm always.

But meanwhile, you're translating in my ear and you can't just have a anti-foggy

all the time.

Okay, the highly anticipated moment you've all been waiting for is officially here.

Grand reveal of who has sponsored an additional Deer Toaster submission for today.

Well, it is the one, the only Amazon, because not a lot of people can afford us, but Amazon can.

Specifically, they want us to talk about their new show, The Girlfriend.

So it's based on the book, which is kind of the theme of today's show.

The girlfriend is a sexy psychological thriller that follows Laura, played by Robin Wright, a woman who seemingly has it all, glittering career, loving husband, and her precious son, Daniel.

Well, we've all been there.

Her perfect life begins to unravel when Daniel brings home a girl, Cherry.

Played by Olivia Cook.

She's a girlfriend who changes everything.

After a tense introduction, Laura becomes convinced that Cherry is hiding something.

Is she a manipulative social climber or is Laura just paranoid?

The truth is a matter of perspective, as all good psychological thrillers are.

So in that spirit, and by the way, I've said this, you know, since I've come back from maternity leave, like I used to be a Cherry.

And now you're- Now I'm a Laura.

I agree.

Yeah.

So I feel as though in our submission, which is of course about a toxic mother-in-law, I might be taking the mother-in-law's side.

Yeah, let's.

But is the mother-in-law toxic?

But I feel like we talk a lot about toxic mother-in-laws.

We don't talk a a lot about toxic daughter-in-laws, you know?

For sure.

And these are real deer toasters submissions that we chose to highlight the girlfriend.

The show premieres September 10th on Prime Video.

It's shot from two perspectives.

So in that spirit, let's help out a swirly in need.

Ready?

Hello, swirlies.

I have a crazy mother-in-law story for you.

Or maybe someone else's perspective could say, you have a crazy daughter-in-law perspective.

Since you guys are both boy moms, please tell me if this is crazy.

So it's actually my PJOM boyfriend's mom.

We've been dating for over two years and she's really always trying to assert her dominance by making little comments, putting me down.

Recently, she had gotten a procedure done on her hand, so she needed help with things around the house.

She stuck her head out of the bathroom door with no top on and called my boyfriend in to strap her bra.

I felt like that was really too far.

Like I get that she can't do it, but I was there and so was her husband.

Please tell me how I approach this.

Well, you snapping the bra isn't any better.

I don't know.

I don't think it's that crazy.

Girlfriend?

That's two years?

No, I don't want.

Okay, but sorry, the husband was in the middle.

I was very snapping my bra.

The husband.

But the husband.

The husband, of course.

This is a tough submission because I'm looking for an angle where I can blame you because as a boy mom myself, obviously that's my nature now.

Having said that, like, no, it's weird.

It's weird.

Yeah, that's a weird ask.

But her hand was incapacitated.

However, you've described like a pattern of behavior, pride.

Right.

You know, if this was just like a darling mother-in-law who needed a hand, like imagine how embarrassed she feels having to ask her son to snap her bra.

No, because she could have asked her husband.

Let me ask you

in the basement, you know?

In order of how she should have asked, obviously, husband.

Yeah.

I'm going to say girlfriend, son.

You're going to say son, girlfriend?

Yeah, I don't want to ask Cherry to snap my bra.

No.

Especially because it seems like they don't have a good relationship.

Well, like, she could have opened the door with a robe on and said, hey, I need a hand with something.

She open the door like topless.

Like it's not.

It kind of sounds like the start of like a different movie.

You know, like a weird movie.

Could have been legitimate, but there were

different ways.

I believe she couldn't snap her own bra.

Yeah, but there are different ways.

And also, what's this hand injury?

Like, I need to know more.

You know,

did she lose a hand?

At that case, like, why are we nitpicking her needs?

Right.

No, is this like a woman dealing with like deep, deep medical issues like and you're over here criticizing her yeah

or you know did she just like

i feel like she like jammed her finger playing basketball like that's the vibe i'm getting she sounds like a drama queen honestly like maybe she has two fingers taped together but i just feel like like your lack of contextualizing this for us in a grader like speaks to your toxicity and i feel like our deep desire to blame you speaks to our toxicity as boy moms 1000

um also i just you didn't give us any examples of like the things that she says or does.

Yeah, she just said she, you just said she puts you down, and maybe that's your perspective.

Like Hillary Duff putting down Claudia.

Like

correct.

That's the thing.

And that's what I feel like the girlfriend's really all about.

Perspective.

No, you just.

And that's actually also what Dear Toasters is all about.

Perspective.

You see it from one person's side, and you're like, the other person's a monster.

And then you see it from the other person's side.

And it's like, oh, you did, you left out all of this stuff that's germane

to our evaluation.

Yeah.

That's like my favorite kind of show.

Agreed.

And book.

Agreed.

But like when you turn the page and it says like, Nora, you know, like someone else is pretty much entirely Laura.

Yeah.

Well, the girlfriend premieres September 10th on Prime Video.

That is literally today.

Check it out.

And make sure to, you know, leave them a five-star review for sponsoring Dear Toasters because we got more Dear Toasters today.

Did we put this for Toasty Lions?

It should be.

Okay, the girlfriend

ex DT DT.

Ex Dear Toasters.

Love it.

Oh, you know what else should be here?

Dear Farmer.

No, everybody wants to sponsor Dear Toasters.

It's insane.

Yeah, I don't blame you.

But only the biggest and baddest brands can afford to do it.

Yeah.

Thanks, Amazon.

I love your dt

i love your dt amazon thanks spritz i love your cake spritz

i said it to ben the other day he was like thanks i knew he wasn't listening to me i'm like do you know what i'm talking about and he was like yeah

i'm like what am i talking about i'm so annoying yeah no like what is i'm like what is this exact thing referencing right and what did he say

He obviously didn't know.

Oh, okay.

And didn't you show him the video?

I said, remember when we did the video and we had the cake and Harry's eating it?

And he was like, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He obviously wasn't impacted like we were.

Imagine.

Imagine having no taste.

Oh, just quick update.

No bread.

No bread.

He said Thursday is bread day.

Yeah.

But every day is bread day.

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.

I love that.

Monday, Tuesday, Bread's Day.

Now we're like, Taylor.

That's our show.

As far as I know.

Things could change.

Could be changed.

Do you know something I don't know?

It could become someone else's show.

It could.

It really couldn't.

You bitches could never.

It literally couldn't.

AI could never.

No.

And that's good.

And chat is slip

in.

Not

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