Regrets, We Have a Few: Friday, September 12th, 2025

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Happy Friday, everyone.

Hope your Friday's off to a great start.

Important to acknowledge the space that we're in.

You know, if you had a long week, congrats to all the grads.

You graduated from the week.

You have a party weekend ahead of you.

And you have a great episode of The Toast to sort of usher you into it.

So everything's coming up toasty.

Everything is coming up toasty.

Long week, I would say, especially on the heels of a short week, like back in the mix of things.

No week feels quite as long as a week after a short week.

And then after a long summer break.

Well, that's a personal anecdote, but yes.

Yeah.

So it's just, and then it was a weird week.

Yesterday was a weird day.

This must be like what it feels like to be a teacher.

I look forward to putting like this week in the past

Yeah, you know like I had a crazy productive week like outside of all else like it's my second week back is like being a working mom and I feel like the first week I really eased into it like I literally did the toast and ran home

now this week I experimented a little bit you know like with some extracurricular work stuff after the toast you know we recorded some patreon content I took a ton of meetings we had merging calls people have been trying to get us on the phone all summer and we're like second week of September okay yeah and that's exactly.

And I made like a major life change this week that I'm going to share in a couple of weeks, you know, not to be like so annoying, secret project.

Secret project.

Yeah.

It's so uninteresting.

When do you think that we could get a sense of this secret project?

Maybe like three weeks.

Three weeks.

Okay.

I'll write that down on my dates to look forward to.

Okay.

I'm not pregnant.

That would be a secret project.

A very sweet secret project.

I did do something last night, though.

So crazy.

Coke.

It's like you don't even know our quotable moments.

It actually offends me.

Crack?

Crazier.

Meth?

Crazier.

What?

I watched the first two episodes of Love Thy Nader.

I know that you did.

And that's really like what we have to say every time we just like watch reality TV.

It's just a crazy thing.

Of course, dude.

It's a segue.

And it's a crazy thing to like start a new show and just like be up on it.

And I really

was like an entirely new group of people, right?

These are not celebrities I'm familiar with.

And honestly, nobody on the show is a celebrity except for Brooks.

So like it's an entirely new introduction.

And the show really is making waves in an organic way.

I find like I feel like

I heard so much about it and how good it was before I even started it.

Same.

Whereas sometimes like I just like pick a show, I haven't heard much.

And I can tell you, like everyone is right.

Like there is is something to this show.

And it is the it is Brooks.

Like, she is a star.

She's hilarious.

Well, she's gorgeous.

We have a Brooks Nader story today.

Oh, okay.

And because you watched Love Thy Nader last night, I watched more episodes.

So I think I watched like two or three episodes.

So like we could do a little Love Thy Nader recap.

How does that sound to the class?

She's silencing me.

She said, quite a bit.

No, but it's like we're going to bookend the show with Brooks.

I mean, we could.

No, it's fine.

It's fine.

That's fine.

But it would be a nice segue into one of our stories.

Yeah, it's fine.

That's fine.

But that is crazy that you did that.

I know.

Well, Ben went out and I was like, okay.

Speaking of Ben, Lish.

Loaf.

He made the loaf of the, oh, sorry.

The loaf is out of the oven, actually.

He did the whole process yesterday.

He, I'm going to say it, okay?

I'm just going to say it.

He made a party loaf.

He retarded in the fridge last night and then he baked it this morning.

Okay.

And that is the technical term.

So, like, don't come for me.

Yeah, you have a problem with it.

Like, take it up with God because he invented the language.

Okay.

Yeah.

That's just what the loaf does in the fridge.

And so he took, he put the loaf in this morning and then took it out.

And you have to wait like 45 minutes before you cut it open.

So he was like running around the city.

He was like, I need the best butter in Manhattan.

And he ended up running all around the city just to go to Whole Foods.

And he got like a Par G $9

French butter.

In his influence.

And I missed the cutting of the loaf.

I don't hear one.

I didn't cut it yet.

I think he and I decided he would would cut it after the toast because you should wait minimum an hour to cut it, but it's better to wait longer because like it's still hot and like cooking on the inside and it can deflate if you cut it too soon.

So like the better to wait longer.

And I think deflating would really hurt Ben's loaf because between you and I and our millions of listeners, when he took it out of the oven, he was like, Claude, you got to come in.

You got to come see.

It's insane looking.

It's insane.

It's gorgeous.

Literally, I had to get up from my makeup desk.

I walk over to the kitchen and like,

it's literally like, it's the wrong shape.

you know it's not like bulbous and tall it's more like flat and wide like a frisbee almost yeah so that's um

it's a little bit flat which for first loaf at least it rose my first few loaves didn't even rise i would attribute that to him for having an immature starter the stronger your starter is the more it acts as a rising agent um but he took a lot of pride in making starter from scratch even though that's like not a point of pride correct because now we just have like flat saggy loaves the point of pride is to like have a starter that's been around for hundreds of years.

Like that's Oregon Trail.

Yeah, the bread is from scratch, but the starter, the older, the better.

I just feel like I've been lied to.

Like, it's, you know, that episode of Sex in the City where Samantha meets that guy who owns the Latin Club, and he's like, we're going to summer in the Hamptons, and we're going to go to the South of France.

Ben all week has been like, we're going to have Pargi loaves and we're going to have salted toasts and we're going to break butter and bread.

I haven't had one singular piece of bread and I saw the loaf.

I'm not impressed.

Like,

I'm up.

Well, he'll keep bad.

It's really trial and error.

No one really, maybe a couple of people do.

If you have a starter that you got from someone and you follow their recipe to a tea, like I think Shannon's first loaf was pargy, but that's also just like Shannon is pargy.

Yeah.

It takes time.

So I'm glad that it rose like he has bread.

It looks edible, but I understand that it's not technically a pargy loaf.

No.

But don't worry.

I made up for the family and I made a pargy loaf this morning.

That's so great.

I'm sure Ben did too, in his own way.

For sure.

Our house is crazy.

I'm sure Ruby did too.

Ruby did.

That's cute.

I'm still at the phase.

I said this on the Patreon, but it bears repeating.

I'm still at the phase where like I live for the smell of Ruby shit.

It's like, and not to be.

They're not.

You can't even call them that.

Well, not to be like really TMI, but since I don't have a period yet, I can't share.

that so I have to share this and maybe other breastfeeding moms will relate and it makes total sense scientifically but like Ruby's farts and like general tushy smells smell really similar to mine.

When Ruby farts in a gun.

Well, that makes sense because you guys are eating the same things.

I know.

So it's like

if I'm not home and I fart, I'm like, oh, Ruby.

And he radiates the glow around his halo.

A new day,

Ruby farts on a summer day.

I sound really nice today.

That's my key.

You look really nice.

How are you feeling, Mama?

Thank you.

I do look nice.

I have a meeting today, and then I'm thinking of maybe having a spot of lunch beforehand because girls got to eat.

Who are you meeting with?

You know, somewhere in your mind, it's

not like a meeting, but I have some things to attend to today.

And then maybe my husband will want to grab some lunch with me.

I don't know.

We went to lunch on Monday.

It just like worked out.

I like needed lunch and I was like, I'm going to go grab something like from a QSR.

But then I was like, that's always so yucky.

So we went to Hillstone.

I was ready to sit by myself, but I called my husband.

I was like, by the way, like, I'm going to Hillstone.

Like, if you want to come and he'd love.

That's like where we own, the only place we go.

Yeah.

And we had like, we both brought our computers and we had like lunch together.

And so like, maybe

we'll do it again.

There's something uniquely special about going out to eat alone as a pregnant woman.

Like it's kind of complete, not that eating alone isn't socially acceptable, but like it's really sweet and everybody treats you really well.

I went out to eat so much alone when I was pregnant.

They just like take really good care of you and everybody's like, oh, how many months?

And it's just like kind of the best.

Yeah.

And I'm like, I'll have one of everything.

And there's no judgment.

Although I always found like whenever I was.

Because I didn't wear like really bumpy clothes.

Like I always was wearing like a big sweatshirt.

So like it could just be like a big girl going out for lunch or it could be a pregnant girl going out for lunch.

So whenever I was like ordering like particularly, you know, indulgently, always put my hand on my belly.

Yeah.

And like maybe a little on the hip, like on the back too.

Like, I think I'll have the penal vodka.

When I put my hand on my back, I do feel like dramatic.

Yeah.

But my hand is actually always on my belly, just like, you know, moving around feet.

So I'm going to pull that up.

Because I remember when Megan Markle like was pregnant and she presented at that award show like or something, she got so much hate for like having her hands on her belly like it was such a random thing for her to get hate for and you i think were pregnant at the time and you were like no claude i'm telling you like you really just like can't stop touching your belly when you're pregnant it's just i just remember

like anytime i even think about the fact oh i'm pregnant i like a touch if i feel something i touch like i would need a rest it's a nice shelf i just remember that you said that and i want to say that was not my experience well you

did you have a lot of action in your belly when you were pregnant i feel like you didn't but i also just saw like a really cute cute reel that was like um

it was like you know this person who didn't like feel a lot of like kicks and stuff while they were pregnant and then they cut to the baby and it's like because he's just a chill baby like and it was like the cutest chiller and that's ruby yeah so like i had like i had movement you know because or else i would have sent myself to the hospital like there's no movement i had very standard movement but no i didn't even see like people like film their bellies and like there's a kick and you see the whole foot like yeah no ruby was really chill he was also breach and i was like well why is he breach And I feel like now I know because, like, he was just chilling hard, like, cozy.

He's really not like a big torturer.

And so, while I didn't get like the labor and delivery that I wanted, I really had a higher genie born baby who like wasn't a torturer.

So, honestly, I feel like I would have taken that trade off anytime.

Yeah.

And now, I mean, I don't know if it's because he was breached or he was breached because he is this way, but like the way that he sits, like the way that he likes to be

situated, like is so breached.

He's just like this.

Is it?

Yeah, like he's always just like sitting up.

Yeah.

Like so cute.

Other babies like always want to be in like cradle position.

Oh, really?

Yeah,

some babies always want to be like vertical here.

Ruby just wants to be like sitting up like a big man.

And that's what he was doing in your belly.

Ruby in my belly.

Like that's the baby that was in your belly.

It's like the Ruby who just like sits like, hey, guys, what's going on?

Yeah, it's so true.

Like, he just wants a seat at the table.

That's why you're excited for high chairs.

And he is too.

I'm so excited for high chairs.

Did I say that that was like a milestone I'm looking forward to?

On Patreon was a question.

Yeah, and that's what you said.

Because like, I just want him to join us like up here.

He's always vertical.

Yeah.

He'll love it.

Huge news.

I'm seeing the Downtown Abbey movie this weekend.

I cannot wait.

I've got my tickets.

Like I've had them for two weeks.

I'm so prepared.

And it wasn't like competitive.

The theater was completely empty.

That's worrisome.

It is for the

state of great cinema.

Correct.

Having said that, I know

the DAQ will show up when it matters.

That's the Downtown Abbey community.

Yeah.

It's a strong, but mighty

strong and mighty.

And the stories are...

The stories are good.

We're going to wrap up some things from the week, put a bow on it.

We have a Queenie and Weenie, which is also the best way to put a bow on your week.

I had a hard time coming up with Queenie and Weenie this week.

Of course, I had three weenies in rotation, but I didn't really like any of them that much.

It's like, what, we're going to make Kendra Lakari the weenie.

Like, what she did was a federal offense, not a, you know, a weenie offense.

And she did it like three years ago.

Like, I would sooner make Netflix the weenie for giving her the edit they did.

So true.

You know, that was recent.

Yeah.

What else did I watch?

I feel like I've been watching something.

What was I watching?

Oh, and then another contender for actually, no, you know what?

I'm just going to, I'm going to say.

Oh, I know what you're going to say.

I have a personal anecdote I'd like to share during Queenie and Weenie.

Not to be a tease, but stay tuned.

Oh, I thought you were gonna say

something else.

So I don't know what you're gonna say.

Well, I might be saying that, but you just thought you'll have to wait till Queenie and Weenie.

Wait, could I just text you and guess?

Because now I'm like, am I so off or am I so on?

I just don't want to spoil it.

Nothing that I wouldn't say live.

Okay.

Is that it?

No.

Okay.

I'll tell you guys at the end of the show.

Stay tuned for more.

Actually,

let me think.

Hold on.

Is that what you were?

That's not even what's running through your head, was it?

It wasn't, but now I kind of want it to be.

Okay.

Let's see where the show takes, says Koji.

Okay.

Okay.

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Our first story, we're getting a little information about why Nina Dobrev and Sean White reportedly broke up.

Yeah, she was making crazy TikToks that like nobody thought much of.

And now, like in hindsight, we know.

Well, I've seen some of the tocks i couldn't understand like what she was trying to tell us through them but a sources are now coming out sharing that they split that because they weren't on the same page anymore so actually i had this all wrong according to this insider who told the daily mail that it wasn't um surprising that they broke up because they've been moving in different directions for a while they reportedly had different priorities he wanted to start a family while she was focused on her career i would have thought it was the opposite like that he was off running around and like she was like hey come home um but no it was the opposite.

So the source said Sean is retired and has had his last Olympics.

He was very ready for marriage and kids and all that comes from that.

Nina was on board, but also very interested in seeing where her acting career was going to go as that was and is very important to her.

Well, she got the role of a lifetime.

And it happened one summer.

So

yeah, Piper's not pregnant.

I feel like we're seeing this more where it's like.

flipping that stereotype on its head where it used to be like you'd have to shove the man down the aisle and like, you know, poke holes in condoms like just to get them to settle down and now it's like really flipped on its head where i feel like we're talking a lot more at least with like public figure breakup well sorry page and craig is how i feel where the what where the man is the one who wants the more traditional settling down and he's kind of like bringing the woman down whilst doing that yeah because it really is on the woman to like make a lot of the at least

sacrifices to get started to make a lot of the life changes um but he's 39 and she's 36 so yeah it is that sort of time when it's like if it's not going to happen now,

then and I want it.

She's 39 or he's 39.

He's 39.

Got it.

And she's 36.

And I, if I want it now and it's not happening now and you don't see it happening soon, well then like, this is my life, you know?

Yeah.

I think people get like really, I mean, they don't get not for no reason, but I think they, it get really existential about that.

You know, he's almost 40 and he's like, I'm not a dad.

I don't know if this is what happened here, but I think that happens a lot.

Yeah, 40 for men is like a midlife crisis type of time.

And I think if you haven't had, it's like, if you haven't had the baby thing yet, like that's when you start to have like your crash out.

And if you had had the babies, that's when you like have an affair and get a red car.

Yeah.

And I think most men who want, who always intended to be fathers, like expected that they would be fathers by 40.

That's like the number.

Yeah.

And I feel like for women, when it's the opposite, you have that with 30.

It's like 30 is this huge, oh my God, if I don't have kids, because like, I don't know, there's so much pressure on turning 30 as a woman.

And I guess that's what it is for a man when they turn 40.

Yeah, but for women, it is more biological.

But for men too, like they don't want to be old dads and old sperm and blah, blah, blah.

Like they have their things to worry about.

For women, it's like much more tick-tock, tick-tock.

Right.

It's terrible.

And I do feel like not to be delusional.

I feel like her casting in the summer I turned pretty like the summer I turned pretty.

The summer it happened.

The summer I charged in the charging station with the big fisherman.

The summer the fisherman put his finger on my butt.

Like it happened one summer.

I feel like that kind of ruined their relationship

yeah there was like a butt finger i remember you told me you were like something crazy happens no it does it does sound vaguely familiar but it's crazy but it didn't like leave a lasting impression like the charging station oh yeah we both took like different things

all that to say i do feel like it kind of ruined their relationship because like yeah she wants to focus on her career now like she really does not like a crazy busy working actress and it's i feel like acting is a a type of job where it's like, you can take a bunch of time off, have a baby, and then pick right back up, right?

And so,

but this, if they are just about to start filming, like you said, they haven't had their table read, we need a year.

We, then she wants to do the press tour,

not dying to do that, pregnant.

Like, it puts a couple years.

And so, I think, like, maybe this book, who would have known when we read it and we loved it?

Then it would ruin Sean White and Nina Dobrev's relationship.

Because for the last couple of years, like, she was in one Netflix movie.

She's really not like a very busy working actor so that probably would have been the time and like now they're having the conversations but it's like at the worst time because she just got this huge role

just want to say it's never a good time you know it's so true but if we are going to blame someone we are blaming tessa bailey yeah um

well blame the casting director because we didn't even think that this was like

a good casting right like right

he could have done someone else Right.

And then they could have been happy.

Maybe she just, but also, it could have been the role, but it also could have just been like

she didn't want to have kids with him.

But, but, like, if you're in a relationship for that long, you get engaged, you are on the same page.

Yeah, but I just feel, you know, sometimes it's like, Mil, if I, if I wanted to, I would, and I don't want to, so maybe,

and I don't, I don't, so maybe I don't want to.

You know, honesty is very

craig and pedge.

Yeah, and I agree with you.

This is something that we're seeing more and more of.

Trendy.

Hashtag women's lib oration.

Hashtag free the nip.

I just want to say, say, I stand with the free the nip.

You do?

Conglomerate now as a breastfeeding mama.

And let me say, my biggest hater

is Ben.

I like refuse to be inconvenienced.

Like, oh, we're out to dinner and Ruby needs to eat.

Open up.

Like, I refuse to be, because I see all these TikToks being like, motherhood is, you know, nursing in the other room while everybody's started eating without you.

No, May Banshaw.

I'm right at the the front of the table and I got my titty out.

I refuse to be sidelined.

And whenever like me and Ben, like when we go golfing, well, he goes golfing.

I'm like, I just come for lunch.

And it's always around the time we like make the drive, whatever.

It's whenever we get there ready to eat, it's always the time for Ruby to eat.

He was like, oh, you could go to the women's locker room.

I'm like, you could go to the women's locker room.

Have you really nursed at a restaurant?

Yeah.

Without a cover?

You use a cover.

You like your cover.

I have used the cover.

You've obviously been there for it.

Sometimes I don't have the cover and I just lift up my shirt.

I don't have my whole titty out.

Like, it's really not a big deal.

I never

saw you do it in a manner that's like you're one of those like.

It's hard to get the titty in without being seen.

Yeah.

Once the titties in, we're good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Free the knit.

I refuse to be like isolated.

I think that also really hurts the mental health of nursing mamas when like you miss out on everything because you're downstairs or in the bathroom.

Like, and then it also, I think, cuts short a lot of women's breastfeeding journeys because they're giving up so much.

I'll be breastfeeding till Ruby's five and I'll be doing it in the middle of a restaurant.

It's giving Robin Aaron.

I understand his mother more than ever.

Also, I want to know, what do you make of the TikToks?

Can you explain them to us that Nina Dobrev had been making?

Do they point to this theory?

No, it's like menane shit.

It was giving like he wouldn't, you know,

really commit.

Interesting.

but he it could be mening shit because he wouldn't wait for you to film your movie, right?

Let me play you the um, the sounds that she was using and we can dissect them.

Okay, if that's something you want to do, it's something I'm interested in.

I will say it's not my strong suit because I feel like you need to watch, like, you need to know the context on TikTok, but I'll let you know what comes to mind.

Oh, there was one that she deleted.

Okay.

How do you sleep at night knowing people don't like you with no underwear in case they want to kiss my ass.

What's your advice for women trying to fix their man?

Listen, Bob the Builder, he's got 10 other women trying to fix him too, and you all look like a damn construction crew.

Oh, that's keeping cheating.

It is

play more.

Well, that's actually the only one.

I saw a different one, but these are from August.

I need to know when they broke up.

I think they probably broke up like a couple weeks ago.

And I just want to say, I feel like if he cheated.

Yeah.

This source,

this source feels like Sean's camp a little bit, you know?

And I feel like if he cheated, they would not like go out there with like some lies because she's gonna come back swinging.

Right.

Okay, she used this song here.

Move on to the next.

No extra worries.

Okay.

So she wants like the money over the ex.

So she took the job of it happen one summer.

I think that we can really point to that as being.

And when she posted that, no one was like, no,

you're engaged.

Because that's the thing.

Like everyone just thinks like they're so good.

She's just using a TikTok sound.

They were so non-existent.

Anyone saw us for weeks?

They had to like put out a statement.

She's like, you guys aren't listening.

That's frustrating.

For sure.

I'm sure we'll hear more, especially now that this has been like released.

If it's not true, some will come to correct it.

Yeah.

And, you know, eventually time will tell.

If he settles down with the next girl and has kids quickly, then yeah, this is what that was.

Joe Manginello.

You know, if it happened one summer gets a sequel, this is what that was.

Well, it happened one summer does have a sequel.

It's the book about the sister.

It's called Hook Line and Sinker.

Sinker.

I didn't read it.

Sinker.

I didn't read it.

Oh, I did.

Are you ready for our next story?

Yes.

Some more couple news.

I'm curious to hear your thoughts because Harry Styles and Zoe Kravitz were spotted jetting out of New york city together commercial at newark airport uh followed by like a fan an annoying fan uh peppering them with questions i saw two so the video was from one annoying fan being like hey do you think you and the boys will be together for one i don't even know where this person was from so i'm just making it back that one direction and then he caught like a he was getting his own moment this fan and then he caught like another fan being like harry can i please take a picture harry you want to be nice to your fans even though this was in New York, so I don't know why everyone's British.

Well, he's asking about One Direction.

This guy's like peppering Harry with questions.

Zoe's walking behind him.

It's like very tense and uncomfortable.

And like, honestly, the sort of thing that could end a budding relationship because it's like, Zoe, if I'm Zoe, I'm like, where's my fucking plane?

Like, why?

Not only that.

Why am I walking through TSA with the lay people?

If I'm Zoe.

And you're making me walk through TSA with the lay people, yes, but also like you're walking ahead of me and really not being like protective boyfriend.

Well, he was carrying her things.

I don't care.

Like I, he was walking ahead of her.

It could have been his handbag, but I don't know with him.

It's actually true, but I don't know.

It wasn't giving like protective masculine energy.

And I'm toxic like that.

I know, but I feel like sometimes when you're just trying to move quickly, like it's like agreed upon, like heads down going forward.

Like, this isn't about like, I'm going to keep my arm around.

You like we're

seeing like those videos people love to post of like Haley and Justin, where he like closed the door on her by accident or like walks ahead of her on the skateboard in Times Square.

It's just not giving like

big, big papa energy.

Yeah, I just wanted to say like if they are never seen together again after this, like it's because she has the ick.

It's like, this is something that could give a girl the ick.

Is Harry like a climate king?

I don't know, but you know what?

I was also thinking about him.

Like at one point, he was making, no one was making bigger songs than him, like the biggest pop star in the world.

And like, it's crazy how you can't take a year off because now i'm like retired old man get back to work like oh that's funny i feel like that's too much of a generalization like because i think that about sean mendez like sean mendez was the biggest pop star in the world he took time off and it's like who i think that about camila cabello

yes but i think you get to a certain level where you can take time off and it doesn't affect you and i think harry's at that level i don't think so because i'm like he can't afford a jet He's not working.

Oh, he can afford a jet.

Yes.

No, I don't agree with you.

Sean Mendez and Camilla Cabello both both like decided to take time off for their mental health and it ruined their careers.

Yeah.

It's crazy how that works.

It's sad.

And I think that's why people get stuck in this like hamster will of tour album, tour album, because you do get forgotten about until a certain point where

everyone's anticipating Beyonce, Lady Gaga.

Like you take time off and they're like LG6, LG6, LG6.

There's no SM3.

Like no one cares about Sean Mendez now.

It's crazy.

I feel like Harry is taking a little too much time off.

Like, and when you're, not that he's new, but like his solo career is relatively new.

I think it was he had like one or two solo albums.

So it's like, that's when you get no time off.

And like you burn out.

You have to build to that.

You're a young person.

And then eventually you get.

So I just feel like he's slipping.

And it's sad to say.

I don't agree.

Slipping.

But

it might be time to get back to work.

Like,

I think we're approaching that, but I don't think it's had an effect yet.

Okay.

So if he can't afford a jet.

and he didn't get her one like i'm sorry if i'm her no

and if i'm benson boon like, I'm paying a witch on Etsy to put a curse on Harry Styles, you know, like, keep, keep staying out of, staying out of the lime.

Like, keep letting me be sort of like a, like a caricature of Harry Styles.

It's working for me.

It's working for Benson.

Yeah.

Benson.

Benson.

I love him.

I know you do.

Actually, I don't know him at all.

I like his music a lot.

I actually don't know like one thing that he stands for, but you know what?

I love that too.

Me too.

How about it's giving, how about shut up and say

just put out music.

I don't want to know about you.

I do feel like we know a little too much about some of our favorite celebrities.

Yeah, agreed.

So Zoe and Harry, this, I mean, this is giving like real relationship, like, you know, running through the airport together, but I don't know.

It's icky.

Yeah, I found the whole thing really icky as somebody who finds Harry like really like attractive.

Yeah, I agree.

Like he couldn't when he like kind of put his arm up in the camera of the guy.

I was just like, he couldn't handle his business.

Yeah, he also seemed really flustered.

He did.

And I have sympathy because it's a really stressful situation.

Yeah, like it's a really stressful situation.

I've never, obviously, never experienced it, but like, I imagine it's really unenjoyable.

Like, I don't blame him at all, but like, I don't know.

I just feel like we're not supposed to see the side of Harry.

It's like, it's like seeing a teacher out of school.

Like, go back.

Yeah, I agree.

I agree.

Are you ready for our next story?

A little more relation news because Liam Hemsworth is engaged.

His fiancé, Gabriella Brooks, confirmed engagement with a massive diamond ring.

These two have been dating for a long time, and now they're engaged.

He's going to give marriage another go.

Yeah, that's great.

Based on what we know from the hate songs Miley wrote about him,

he wanted like just a girl.

Again, it's kind of to behave.

Yeah, but like someone just to settle down quiet life with.

he definitely like I know he's technically famous.

Does he work?

I don't know.

He scares me for sure.

You know, he's just not about this life.

Yeah, because it wasn't just the time he told her to like stop sticking her tongue out on the red carpet.

Like yeah, that video has made the rounds.

It's actually a crazy video.

It is, but there's like other stuff too.

Like he was cheating on her, right?

Because she filmed at the house.

Right, right.

They say with Jennifer Lawrence, although Jennifer Lawrence went on watch Chapman's Live and said, please leave me out of this.

I have nothing to do with it.

And I believe her.

Yeah, I just feel like Miley gave like him like 10 of the greatest years of her life and like he was just so unworthy.

And like, what did he do to her?

Cause she was like so ready to love him forever.

It's so true.

So and it was like, it was like her real like first big love, right?

Yeah.

Nobody said that she chose him and she kept choosing him and he was not worthy.

Maybe he's grown up since.

Yeah.

It's Gabriella Brooks' problem now, not mine.

Yeah, they're a lovely looking couple.

They've been together a while.

Like this has been his lady for a while, so I'm rooting for them.

They also say that he cheated on Miley with Aza Gonzalez.

Remember that?

Yeah, but that's not how I remember it, though.

I vaguely remember it.

They broke up a lot, Miley and Liam, right?

So, I thought that Aza was just like one of the girls that he was while they were not together.

Yeah, and people always wanted to know who he was like spotted out with because he's like Miley's ex.

Of course, Colby from

Dynasty, our girl, Madison, Madison, yeah.

Uh,

yeah, now he's loved up.

Well, Mazzle, I think that it's really interesting how he was like really famous at a big movie star for so long.

So much so that like he had a brother, Chris, and we were like, yeah, whatever.

And now like Chris is the biggest movie star in the world.

And I don't think Liam has acted in 10 years.

No, I know.

It's really crazy because he's not any less.

It's not by choice.

No.

I think it's by choice, honestly.

I feel like he did not like, and he got really famous with Miley.

I feel like Hunger did not live.

Don't forget Hunger Games.

Right.

And don't forget when the waves are blood in the shore and I can't find my way home anymore.

Honestly, I have like a little bit of a cold.

Sticky shit.

That sounded really good.

Yeah.

And Miley has like that sort of smoker scoff like, that's when I like rasp.

Aha.

I

look at you.

So good.

You bitches could never, honestly.

Never.

One of my biggest regrets, I know I have a list of regrets that we always joke about that like I mention all the time, but what's not on that list is that my freshman year of college, I was planning on auditioning for X Factor.

Do I need to get the list out?

I think you do.

I haven't gone over this list in a while.

Okay, let's go.

So

if you're new here, this list came from the fact that I had a couple of regrets that it was like, it's important.

People always ask you, like, what's your biggest regret?

And like, nobody has the answer offhand.

And I was like, Jackie, we need to write down because I have a couple of regrets.

I know that not getting in the police car.

It's hysterical.

Yeah.

Yeah, not getting in the police car is one of my biggest regrets.

I can't really get into that story, but basically, I witnessed a bank robbery and the police showed up and they were like, Can you help us get in the car?

We need to find the guy because I remember exactly what he looked like.

And I was like, Yeah, sure.

And Ben grabbed me.

He was like, What are you doing?

I'm like, I'm getting in the police car.

What are you doing?

And he was like, You can't.

I was like, Oh, okay.

And then I was like, Why did I listen to this idiot?

Control

of my life.

Controlling.

What was the other one?

There are so many, and they're so funny.

Okay.

The Yeezys jacket.

But honestly, like, I I don't regret that anymore.

Yeah.

Because that was like just, it was an accident.

And I didn't know.

I was like, literally, this was like three apartments ago.

So like, actually, two apartments ago.

I

bought this piece of merch from, I thought it was like Kanye's.

This is before Kanye went crazy.

I thought it was like Kanye.com, but it must have been like some Chinese like drop shipping company.

And I bought like the fake, he was making those bomber jackets.

Yeah.

And the one that I bought had like a Confederate flag on the sleeve.

No, his did too.

Oh, okay.

So, but I bought a fake flag.

Yours just happened to be fake.

Yeah, which is like an extra bonus to the story.

And I wore it like once or twice and nobody said anything to me.

And then I posted like a picture in my

closet and you could see it in the background.

And people were like, oh, my God, she's a Confederate worshiper.

I'm like, it's merch.

I threw it out immediately.

Oh, and by the way, at the time, I had no idea what the Confederate flag was.

Right.

And now you know.

Obviously, now I know it's bad.

I threw it out immediately.

And so that's on the list of regrets.

But honestly, like, I don't regret it.

You sound like you did something knowingly and then it was an accident.

Agreed.

So here are your other regrets, if you want to know.

I do.

Not going to the Life of Pablo concert.

Man, my,

my regrets are extremely Kanye coded.

And then, and you know what?

That is a regret because I obviously were close to going and like you were thinking about it.

I loved that album so much.

And I was like, Ben, can you get tickets?

He was like, yeah, sure.

And then I'm laying in bed one night.

Ben had no idea.

He totally dropped dropped the ball.

Jackie's at the concert.

I'm like, what the hell?

Yeah.

And then that's not a regret really so much anymore, but but it's there.

It is funny.

It is funny.

Keep them on the list and remember not going to red Taylor Swift concert.

That is a huge regret of mine.

Yeah.

Starting the Morning Toast Facebook group.

Biggest regret of my life.

Those fucking crazy bitches.

This is a good one.

Not going to the shorty awards.

Oh, that one gives me a pit.

That's a huge regret.

I won.

And Shane Mitchell was like, Claudia Atre.

And I had RCPD yes, and I literally like forgot it was that day and I slept through it.

And my phone was blowing up when I woke up.

And they were like, Shea Mitchell was on stage of this like televised event being like, Claudia Atre.

And I wasn't there.

Everyone's looking around, like, oh my god, such a deadbeat content creator.

I could die.

Oh my god.

And then, uh, these are funny.

These are funny.

And then Chris Appleton on the toes.

Like, huge regret, looking like a rat.

And we looked like shite.

So, what did I say was my biggest regret that I wanted to add?

We were talking about Miley, Liam,

shit.

Oh, X Factor.

Yeah, so my freshman year of college, I was planning on trying out for X Factor because I was, I talked about this last week.

I was really impacted as a young woman by the American seasons of X Factor, specifically Camilla Cabello's rise to fame.

And I was taking voice lessons because I got like two extra credits for college.

And Ben and I were like, we were going.

And then something happened where Ben was like, I actually can't drive you that day.

So like, you're someone else will have to take you.

And I was like, okay, so I guess I just won't go.

And

my life could have been very different because I would have won that show.

Yeah.

But, or you like, wouldn't have it.

It would always be like just something like, oh, she was on X Factor.

You know what I mean?

I think it's better.

Oh, yeah.

I was just singing.

I sounded really good.

I said, You bitches could never.

And one of my biggest regrets is not being a famous singer.

And my route to getting there was going to be X Factor US.

And then the show ended like the year after that because it wasn't successful.

And it's like, even if Carly Rose Son and Claire couldn't become a famous singer after winning X Factor, like, no offense to you, it wasn't going to make you a famous singer.

Offense taken, but no, the offense is towards X Factor US for not making bigger stars.

Yeah, that's Simon Cowell.

That's what the target is.

I'm cracking up with the list of regrets.

It's so funny.

So funny.

We got to keep it like, so it's important to write them down because they would never remember them.

Yeah.

Are you ready for our fourth story?

Yeah.

I don't think you are.

Really?

I don't think you are.

We have like Queenie and Love Thigh.

I feel like I'm really.

This is going to be Love Thigh.

Oh.

Oh, or I could switch.

Or I could switch.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Switch.

I said switch.

Okay, our next story is actually really funny because Nate Barghati, who is hosting the 2025 Emmys, says that he will be taking $1,000 from a

charitable donation for every long speech.

So

Nate Bargates has revealed his plan to ensure Emmy winners keep their speeches on the shorter side, and there's a financial stake, a $100,000 donation to the Boys and Girls Club.

Oh, you said $1,000?

No, so he's going to donate $100,000 to the Boys and Girls Club.

Wow.

For every long speech, he will deduct $1,000 from that donation.

That is fucking funny, honestly.

Yeah.

So anyone who goes over for the sake of their own ego stroking is taking money from the children.

And I just want to say, I love this.

It's funny.

It's effective.

And he could have chosen a lot of organizations.

And I feel like so many organizations, especially recently, like they've been disgraced, right?

Like, even we were just talking about fire aid.

Like, none of that money went to the victims of the Palisades.

It's terrible.

And please don't tell me because I feel like the Boys and Girls Club of America is like our last great organization.

I think they do like amazing work and they help so many people.

And as far as I know, they haven't been disgraced with like a big scandal.

I haven't heard anything.

And I drive all over the city.

I see their facilities, right?

Like they have like big after-school facilities where they do extracurriculars and sports and music.

And it's wonderful.

Like he couldn't have chosen a better organization.

Right.

So like people are gonna, if you go over and you're taking money from them, like you're, we don't care what you have to say, like you're the villain of this story.

Also, we're, it's more than that.

For every second they go over, it's a thousand dollars.

I also think there are a lot of people.

If you go under, we will put a thousand dollars back on so you can give back.

Okay, so we're hearing about this, but how do the people who can actually who are in the audience, like, are they listening to Nate Bargesy's podcast?

Like, how do they know?

So he said this on Jimmy Kill the Live.

Probably not watching that either.

I'm sure he'll start the show with it.

Like, this is the, and that's like, also, it's already a funny show.

I'm laughing.

No, it's already funny.

Yeah.

I love this.

And I think there are actually a lot of people in the arts who got to where they are because of the Boys and Girls Club of America.

Like, they really encourage extracurriculars like getting into the arts.

So, there are probably a lot of people who have benefited from the organization in the crowd.

Yeah, he said for more incentive, he plans to have kids from the charity in the room.

So, you guys

look them in the eye as you're taking money out of their pockets

just so you could like thank your agent he said they're gonna come out and you gotta look them in the face it's real that's why we did the add-on because i thought everybody would think it was a joke if we just took away i swear i'm putting the money up yeah if it because people could actually he could wind up donating more if everybody was just like thank you have a good night

Hard jelish.

And by the way, they don't give you no time.

They give you 30 to 45 seconds.

Like that is sufficient.

But if you go under, you give more money.

You get, it's, it taketh taketh and giveth.

Brilliant.

It's funny.

I love this.

And I don't really know a lot about Nate, but I get, see?

So, like, this is my first intro into what will be my first viewing of something he's done.

And I'm loving it.

Bada, ba, ba, ba.

I'm optimistic.

I agree, especially because like the people who go over are usually trying to like do good in their own hands.

In the most annoying, condescending way.

Right, but it's like, oh, you actually, what if you want to actually do good?

Do good.

Also, speaking of McDonald's, I i low-key had a mcflurry last night oh my gosh like what was the occasion ben went out to dinner i'm like bring me back a sweet treat he went to like one of those like fancy steakhouses in midtown that have like butter i forget which one he went to yeah it's like a morton's type of capital steakhouse whatever so i'm like bring me back like a chocolate cake something yeah

and he comes back with a mcflurry i'm like what is this he's like they wouldn't let me do takeout of dessert.

Isn't that weird?

I think he would.

Like, yeah, that is.

He was like, no, I swear I asked.

I'm like, that's really weird.

He's like, so I just like pick this up on the way home.

I was like, you know what?

This is better.

It works.

Yeah.

One man's trash is a turtle's trash.

I'm officially in the window of like can't have sweet treats before bed anymore because I'll wake up choking.

Yeah, like it's dinner and then done.

Oh my god, that's the worst part of pregnancy being so hungry, but so sensitive to acid reflux in the night.

So after dinner, and you have to have like a really bland dinner.

Yeah, not eat dinner.

It's over for tacos.

Not eat dinner too late.

Like that's all.

I forgot about that.

Yeah, it happened a bit later than I expected.

It is kind of late.

Because like in the, over the summer, like we were snacking a lot before bed and like I was mostly, actually, I was, I was getting woken up a little bit.

But anyways,

it's okay.

It's kind of bad.

I know what you guys are going to say.

Just like, just have the treat.

Like, you'll suffer, but it'll be fine.

It's not worth it.

No.

I'm not going in that lake.

It's too big and scary.

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Our fifth and final story, a little nader news.

Brooks Nader was dating both Carlos Alcaraz and Yannick Sinner during the U.S.

Open.

Reports.

Clearing up some of our confusion from yesterday because we heard Yannick, then they reported Alcaraz, and now it's like, oh, no, it was both.

It was both at the time, reports page six, that she was romantically playing doubles with both men's finalists at the 2025 U.S.

Open.

She,

it's now said that she's dating Carlos.

I think she, like, probably made a choice after he won the...

the

championship and was like, okay, I'll go with him.

But I think during

the rough night for center.

Yeah, during the competition, like she was courting both of them.

I wonder if they knew about each other.

That's really crazy.

I just want to say, like,

this is a sleigh.

Like, this, you know how we hear stories, like, you know, back in the day, Sophila Wren, like, no, like JFK, Marilyn Monroe, and Jackie.

Seriously, this is such a sleigh.

It's so funny.

And I feel like now that I know her a little bit better,

I might have had a different take on this headline before I watched her show, but like, she's really just like a silly, goofy kind of girl.

And it's like not that serious, right?

Yeah.

I really,

I think this is so funny.

No, and like she's single and so she's gonna be like dating people.

It's just like crazy that they happen to be competing against one another, but it to her, it's just like two guys that she's dating.

Yeah, and the show is so interesting.

I'm obsessed with the apartment.

Like to me, the apartment is

don't you need to understand more about the apartment?

Layout wise, it said upstairs, downstairs.

So like Brooks room is downstairs i just like how many bedrooms i feel like the other sisters are sharing because they don't even show they must the other bedrooms how long is the lease like is it just to film this show i feel like it is yeah

so because they all moved in in the beginning right

and they all like but they were all living in new york before but then they're also saying like now we're in new york together but it's like have you been in new york i just i i feel a little bit of confusion on some of the logistics but i'm i just feel like they can't really say like they got a show and the show's premise was them all living together so they moved in together for the show sort of but they do like keep it real on the show like next week's or not next week the next episode I have coming up is at the Hulu upfronts because Gleb is gonna be there so they're like talking about the show I love that yeah it's very meta um so I watched the first two episodes and I feel like what it was sold as as like the sister show and maybe it gets more about the other sisters later on I honestly I hope not um what it was sold as like I get why they did it because people love like Kardashians, right?

So they love like a sister show, but really the only worthwhile star is Brooks.

Like she's so dynamic.

She really can carry an entire show.

She's so funny.

Like I really was not expecting her to be so funny when

she thought Gleb was like ghosting her, but then it turns out he left his phone

in the

cab and she's like so happy that she's not been ghosted.

She like opens.

Rome and she flashes her sister and she's like dancing totally naked.

Like she's just really funny.

And I feel like she's really emotional in, you know, positive and negative ways.

And she just like lays it all out.

So she's so happy.

It's like really kind of manic highs and lows.

Yeah.

And maybe that was more reflective of the type of relationship it was or that's the type of person that she is.

But I just really like her.

Like I find myself finding her just like so funny.

And to that end, it really, it's just like, I don't need more than that.

It's nice that she has like the supportive characters on the show, but I could see that they're positioning the other sisters to have their own, like when the Sarah Ann and Grace Ann, are they both Anne?

I don't remember.

When they went to the modeling agency and then had like the fake fight in the street afterwards, I was like, okay, this could have like gotten left on the cutting room floor.

Like it was so critical.

Over that test shoot that she did and the pants.

So I turned off the episode in the middle of the test shoot.

I didn't get to the pants.

Oh my gosh, because Sarah, like, Grace Ann's taking new photos for her book and like really trying to like put her best foot forward in the modeling world.

And Sarah Ann like goes to just like help be like her mentor.

And like Grace Ann is really wearing a horrible outfit.

Like you're not getting booked.

You're not getting booked for anything wearing that outfit.

And Sarah Ann like it comes in and is like, that's terrible.

Like, you can't wear that.

You look like cheap.

And these poses are cheap.

Like, you, and she's right.

And it's like, obviously a harsh thing to say, but like, that shoot was a complete waste of time in those pants.

Do you remember when, like, it was a trend for like so short?

And it was literally 10 years ago.

Leggings that had slits all the way down the side.

Ooh.

That's what she was wearing with like a bra.

And so there's obviously a weird dynamic because Sarah Ann is younger,

but she's having more success in the modeling space because she didn't take time off to go to Florida.

Yes, but I've also learned in subsequent episodes, Grace Ann went to college and she got her master.

She was pre-med.

And so they just sort of glazed.

So they're like, Sarah Ann and my girl, Mary, are having a conversation where it's like, actually, Grace Ann is a very smart person.

She's valedictorian of her class.

She was pre-med.

She was like set to be a doctor.

She's not doing that anymore.

I have no idea why.

But she's actually very dumb street-wise is what they were saying.

They literally talk so much shit about her.

And there's this real strain between her and the other sisters because I guess they feel like they want to help her get to where they are because she was like going a different route.

Why did she stop going down that route?

I don't know.

She also has this like boyfriend in Florida who's like very wealthy.

And so they're saying like, you know, she doesn't really feel like she needs to work because she'll like just get married.

Yeah, like fine.

And I was like living for Mary Bethan

until she quit her job.

Like and that fake scene of her walking out of Joyce Bank and not being able to hail a cab.

Like I think that actually that will work to their detriment because like the thing that makes them interesting is like they have this weird upbringing.

And yeah, one of them was pre-med.

Another one works at a woman at Deutsche Bank.

That's unheard of.

Like, and so now they're all just like becoming influencers.

Yeah, which is really predicated on the success of this show because I don't know how much, like, how much volume of modeling they were doing before this show.

Because even I hadn't like heard, like, I'm sure they were doing some stuff and they were like micro-influencers, but the show is going to like make them big stars.

And I don't think that it is.

I think it's making Brooks a big star and people like the show, but it really is just like the Brooks show.

Cause I looked last night and the show's been out for a while now, like a week.

They have like 40, 50, 60K on Instagram.

It's not like blown them up to another level.

It could take some time.

I could see myself eventually like following them, you know, but I'm not, I'm not there yet.

Plus, I feel like their Instagrams are more so like campaigns and less like their daily lives.

And I'm interested in following people's daily lives.

Yeah, I also think that,

and this is where I feel like the show like struggles a little bit.

It's like, at least in in the episodes that i've seen like all the other sisters they just like sit around and like talk about brooks which is like not how sisters are yes even if one sister's famous in the subsequent episodes they sit around and talk about grace and

oh dreadful and then also like grace ann has a birthday party her 25th birthday it's like at a bar during the day kegs and legs whatever and like brooch can't make it because she's not a shoot in the hand no actually you're really like ruining a lot of the show for me like because also with the gleb stuff like you told me all of it yesterday and i feel like i would have enjoyed and i enjoyed it i just feel like i would have enjoyed it more if you didn't ruin it it.

Honestly, oh, okay, ruin it.

I was just like, I'll try to watch more over the weekend.

You never said, like, oh, I'm watching.

Stop talking.

I know.

I didn't know Ben was going to go to dinner and leave me to watch like something by myself.

Got it.

Okay, yeah, watch more.

I think I watched like two or three.

They went back to Louisiana for Easter.

Do you feel like the show is like sponsored by AI?

Because she's always using Chat GPT.

I know.

And like, she's using it in a way that's like promotional.

Yeah, I don't think it's sponsored.

I just think like they

are using it.

And I think it's funny how they like talk about chat.

Honestly, very similar to us.

But they use it in a way that like actually makes AI look bad, being like, my sister's upset.

How can I cheer her up?

It's like, girl, you don't know how to do that.

That was a bad thing.

That felt sponsored.

I just want to say that was a bad moment.

Agreed.

But not to spoil anything, you're about to watch it in five.

Like, but like when they're in the car, they're in Miami and Mary Beth is like, you need to text Cleb because he like did something.

And she has chat write the text.

Oh, that's okay.

And it was actually like a really good text strong.

When they're at her Hudson Jeans party and Sarah Ann tells a girl in the bathroom, like a random fan who was so annoying, did you feel like she was a hired actor?

Cause she was so fucking crazy.

You should be very embarrassed.

Yes.

And then Sarah Ann tells this crazy lunatic that

Gleb cheated on.

Like, seriously, that's, I'm surprised there wasn't.

There should have been like a, and that would have been good for the plot, a big fight between Brooks and Sarah Ann because I was like, seriously not okay.

Yeah.

Like, are you new here?

Like, I know you're new to being famous, but we don't act like that.

We don't tell people our crazy super fans are personal business that the world doesn't know yet.

No, it's crazy.

Sarah Ann has a lot of power in the group for being the youngest.

I was going to say, what is the order?

Brooks.

Brooks.

Mary Holland.

Interesting.

Mary Holland gives older energy.

Yeah, Brooks.

But like, the thing is, Brooks doesn't really like fit into the normal trope of...

Because she's the most successful in this space that they're all trying to crack into.

Yeah, and I guess like it's not always the oldest.

Like Kim was the

second old, you know what I mean?

So it's so she's not only the most successful, but she's also the oldest.

She's like a like a

maternal maternal figure almost.

So Brooks, Mary Holland, Grace Ann, Sarah Ann.

Okay.

Yeah, but it doesn't help.

The meeting at the modeling agency was like genuine painful.

You have to watch the photo shoot.

You are seriously going to die.

Sarah Ann was spot on.

Like Grace Ann completely wasted her time taking those pictures.

I can't figure out who Sarah Ann looks like, but she looks like somebody I know in my personal life.

Yeah, I just saw a video of her talking and she was reminding me of someone.

But when she talks in her confessional, she actually reminds me a lot of Kylie in the way that she speaks and like her cadence.

She's like very calming.

In her confessionals, she's like very sound of mind and like has good takes on everything.

She's a really strong character.

I agree.

Yeah.

And she's like very sure of herself.

She's so beautiful.

I mean, they're all so beautiful that she's gorgeous.

We don't even talk about the fact that they're all so fucking stunning and it's a pleasure to watch.

Yes, and they really have very strong genes.

Of all of them, I would say Brooks looks the least like the others, but I think it's just that she's had like the most stuff done and she looks like a little bit different than her OG self.

Yeah, and she's blonde right right now.

Yeah, I need her to not be blonde.

She feels like a

winter.

I feel like she's had very good work done, but I think that she needs to stop.

Like, I think she's at the most that she can do before she starts looking worse.

And I haven't gotten there yet, but I saw headlines.

You know, Brooks is on Ozempic.

Queenie.

And we did talk about it on the show.

And her sisters, I think it's like a storyline where they're like, you're too skinny.

Like, stop.

No, I love that.

Yeah.

Love.

Okay, let's dive into Queenie and weenie of the week, our final segment of the week, of our final episode of the week, where Jackie and I like to wrap up the week, take a look at the week at a glance, give out two awards, Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week.

They're pretty self-explanatory.

And just giving a platform to a queenie and a platform to a weenie.

So, Jackie, without further ado, dad, do that, would you like to go first for your queenie?

Yes, so starting with the positive, because I

a weenie struggled to materialize this week, but a queenie came through this morning, and it's a Florida mother who gave birth to the hospital's biggest baby in its 10-year history.

Oh my God, I literally sent that this morning to Shannon.

I was like, you.

She gave birth to a 13-pound 15-ounce baby

here in the great Sunshine State.

And that is queeny behavior.

Agreed, that kid was enormous.

I know.

Like her previous child, she said, was 12 pounds, 11 ounces, which is also massive.

But this was the hospital, she said the floor was like quick.

Everyone was talking about it.

Everyone was talking about it.

And then it got me curious when I saw the story on People Magazine.

What is the biggest baby delivered on record?

Like,

well,

that's in Florida.

Yeah, no, no, no.

We could find out, like, let's ask.

But I feel like we should do like biggest baby in like America.

The baby.

I guess on record, but then we'll get like throughout the day.

The biggest baby ever delivered in America.

Yeah.

Probably like 15 pounds or 16.

That would be crazy.

Wow, no.

What?

This is fucking crazy.

The heaviest baby on record born in the U.S.

was named Babe, born in Seville, Ohio on January 19th, 1879.

The baby weighed 22 pounds.

No epidural.

If you mean recent record, say the last 50 to 100 years, I can pull that up too.

Yeah, yes, John.

Thank you for that.

Shout out.

Shout out to Seville, Ohio.

Here are the few of the largest newborns in the U.S.: Francisco Ortiz, 2014, 14 pounds.

Avery Ford, Florida,

2015, 14.1 pounds.

Okay.

Paris Paris Halo, born in Alabama, about 13 pounds, four ounces.

Okay, so that's like you're in the

big baby category.

Oh, wait, hold on.

What?

Sorry, I was just like

feed schedule type of things.

Oh, oh, oh, not more statistics.

No.

Who's your queenie?

Queenie of the week for me was Taylor Frankie Paul.

Like, seriously, injecting new life into a stale franchise.

Like, very few bitches could pull off what I think she's about to pull off, and it's giving queenie behavior.

I agree.

I considered her as well.

Um, so excited for every for her.

So excited for me.

I'm going to be watching The Bachelor.

Like, I'm back.

Job well done.

We're so cable-coated.

Cable-coated.

Except, I guess, if you watch the next day on Hulu, you don't have to watch commercials.

Something to think about.

Something to think about.

That is huge.

I'll see if it becomes like a real issue, but I think that it will.

Yeah, I think so too.

But it's like hard because people will, if it's airing on Monday, people will want to hear the recap Tuesday.

Like, it's hard.

It's hard to

try being a podcaster.

You try being an influential content creator.

Weenie, I really,

I don't have a weenie this week.

Like, no one was exuding weenie behavior for me.

I know you have three, so I was hoping maybe I could like snag one if I had.

I had four because you reminded me.

Grace Ann just like was getting weenie in the first few episodes of

that's what I texted funny.

That's what I thought she was going to say.

No, I was going to say belly because I watched The Summer I I Turn Pretty this week and she was being such a fucking weenie.

And then also I wanted to share the story that I went to lunch the other day and this girl was staring at me and she like looked at me and she turned her phone and she was listening to the episode of The Toast.

And I was like, oh, lol.

And then she came over to me at the end.

She's like, I'm so sorry to bother you.

I just want to let you know, like, I am a Gen Z listener and we also hate Belly.

So like you're cool and hip with us too.

But do you hate Belle?

Does she hate the show?

Did I say I hate the show or I hate everyone in the show?

Difference.

Different.

Okay, so you like the show?

Like, I don't, I don't hate it.

Like, I'm watching it.

But, but, like, hate watching?

Does it spark joy?

No.

Does it spark joy for her?

Gen Z.

Gen Z.

Well, I don't know.

I just, she told me I was cool and hip.

So she's actually a queenie.

She's a queenie.

So Belly was a weenie.

Kendra Lakari was also a contender for weenie.

Grace Ann, yes, weenie-like behavior.

And then also, this is kind of crazy, but my weenie of the week is ChatGBT.

Chat GBT has been failing me a lot.

I feel like a couple times on the show, I've used it, and it's taken like 45 seconds to give me me an answer, which I know sounds crazy, but it's supposed to be instant.

I don't know.

I'm just like kind of feeling like I need to switch to a new program.

No, I had a really like enlightening experience with ChatGPT a few weeks ago where I realized like they're, it's so flawed.

Basically, do you remember like over the summer, people were throwing dildos at the WNBA?

Yes.

And like I saw like some things about it, but I just didn't understand like what was going on at the WNBA.

So I asked ChatGPT, I'm like, why are not that they have a good reason, but like what, what's with the dildos at the W, why are they throwing dildos at the women on the court?

And ChatGBT was like, they're not.

That's fake news.

And I was like, what do you,

they were like, I was like, what do you mean?

I see it here and here.

And they're like, no, no, no, it's not happening.

I sent a screen.

I sent an article from like Yahoo Sports.

They say that's a fake website.

Oh, you're getting in the weeds fighting with chat.

Yeah, no, I was sending, citing things like, because I saw it multiple times.

And like, I just didn't, like, everyone was like doing like green dildos for WA.

I'm like, what is this regarding?

It's becoming like a fake website.

They're literally, I'm sent a link and they're like, that's not a real link.

I'm like, it's on the front page of Yahoo Sports.

And it just bears mentioning that Sarah Ann from Love Thy Nader, her name is actually Sarah Jane.

So to me, it's Sarah Ann, Grace Ann, Beth Ann.

Beth Ann?

Who's Beth Ann?

Joyce Bank.

Mary Holland?

It's not Mary Beth?

I think it's Mary Holland.

Mary Ann.

But also, Holland is the mother's name.

So I thought that was like nice.

Listen, I gotta wrap.

I'm about to pee.

Hold on.

So, hold on, we have to get her name.

I really thought it was Mary Holland.

Can you give me one second to confirm?

Holland is the mom's name.

I know, but I Mary Holland neither.

Mary Holland.

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