Re-Signing NOT Resigning: Wednesday, October 1st, 2025

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Welcome back to the toast and happy Wednesday that I don't know what it feels like.

What does the day before the hardest day of your life feel like?

Yeah, it does feel like a Tuesday.

You're right.

Tuesday?

Why would it feel like a Tuesday?

It just does.

I'm all mixed up because of like Dancing with the Stars is on Tuesday.

So then like when we're talking about it, it just feels like Tuesday.

But then it's technically, Claude, technically it could be Friday because we are not working tomorrow, but we will be working in other senses.

By the way, we're totally in agreement that Dancing with the Stars is such a Sunday night show.

They really should move it.

Or Monday Monday night.

Like a little

treat.

It's a treat for getting through Monday.

By Tuesday, I'm in the swing of things.

I've got things going.

I'm in motion.

We actually have a lot going on.

Not only is tomorrow the Day of Atonement, like such a serious day for us, for our people, there will be no show tomorrow.

I mean, if you think you're suffering without the toast, think how we're suffering without food and water.

Okay.

It's not, it's one of those days where like we're not even giddy to have off work because like we'd rather be working than doing.

I'd rather be podcasting for 24 hours straight.

Yeah.

Than fasting, cleansing ourselves from our phones,

atoning for our sins, praying, begging for forgiveness.

Like, it's just, we have a lot going on tomorrow.

And it is sort of like the annual episode where we say what we're sorry for

and what we want to do better with in the next year.

So I'll start.

Okay.

What I am sorry for is like seriously, I know I hurt so many people when I make them belly laugh so hard.

And I know it like puts people's lives at risk when they're driving, listening to us, and I'm making them laugh so much that like they actually put themselves in danger.

And I'm really sorry for putting you guys seriously in harm's way.

That obviously was never my intention.

I can say I'll try and do better, but we all know I won't.

And I'm really sorry.

Like that was extremely uncool of me.

That's very big of you.

Yeah.

And what I want to do, you know, bring into the new year,

I want to bring in a Pargi new contract, you know?

Yeah, well, that's the big news of our day is that we have re-signed our Dear Media contract.

It's crazy that we made this announcement three years ago that we joined dear media and we had a three-year contract and now we've re-signed with our dear media family.

Keeping it in the middle of the moment.

Yeah, we're company gals.

We're company gals.

You know what?

I think if this moment called for a song, the song would be coming home.

Or we are family.

I got all my sisters with me.

Hey, yeah, yeah.

No, we're coming home to Dear Media.

Like, home home is where the heart is.

I keep wanting to say, and like, I was texting, I'm like, oh, we're re-signing with dear media.

But, like, the word re-signing is resigning.

And we're not resigning.

You've got to add the hyphen then.

Right.

We are re-signing.

Hyphens matter.

Dear media.

As the same like happened last time, nothing's going to change here at the toast.

You're going to get your episodes the same way you always do.

Pargy sponsors, Pargy content.

This is following is a Dear Media production.

Still, our episodes won't have that.

Yeah.

But you know it.

But you know it.

We have our own sort of intro, and Dear Media gets that about us, you know?

Yeah.

No, it's very exciting.

We've had, we've loved working with our family at Dear Media, and so we're going to run it back.

Yep.

And do it all again.

So that's our exciting announcement for the day.

Your girls are sat.

But it's early in the day.

Who knows like what other announcements could be coming?

You think so?

Yeah, because I'm about to announce the craziest thing, and I haven't even told you this.

Tell me.

So something happened to me last night.

And of course, like the first thing I wanted to do was call Jackie.

And I was like, wait, I have to tell her on the podcast because it is also an extension of like something we spoke about at length.

But and the food processor arrived?

No, no.

Work with me, okay?

Okay.

I feel like this has viral sound potential, okay?

The craziest thing happened to me last night.

What?

Jackie?

You didn't say I did the craziest thing.

Because I didn't.

I I guess I did do it, but it's more so something happened to me.

Someone's uncrazy.

Blew a crack pipe in your face.

Okay.

I like that.

I did the craziest thing last night.

Crack.

Crazier.

Meth.

Crazier.

I got my period.

Oh, my God.

I know.

You guys, let me tell you something.

I was wearing my favorite in my Sundays hydrangea pajamas.

Oh my God.

I wasn't ready for this.

I watch Yancy with the Stars.

I haven't had enough time.

I watch Yancy with the Stars and I go to P.

And I'm looking at my hydrangea pajamas.

I'm like, there's a red hydrangea in the crotch.

You make red hydrangeas.

I thought they were blue.

I'm pretty sure they're blue.

And I'm like, wait.

Mallory is so creative.

Wait.

Did I get my period?

lo and behold i got my fucking period and i swear to god like i cursed myself you know and i can't believe i'm just like a girl with her period now are you crazy like that's insane that feels really soon to have to deal with like the challenges and trials and tribulations of motherhood new motherhood postpartum breastfeeding now i also have to have my fucking period like there's just no way which also means you could get pregnant

Honestly, run it back.

Let's go.

If I wasn't so fucking fat, I would be pregnant with twins right now.

No, and that means that like you could have gotten pregnant in the last two weeks and like you didn't, because that's how it happens, right?

You don't know that you're ovulating before your first period.

And that's how people like get pregnant when they're really not trying to when they're breastfeeding.

No, and like this entire time, I haven't gotten my period.

So I'm like, oh, I could.

Every time I'm nauseous, I'm like, am I pregnant?

But I guess I'm really not.

No, you're not, but now you could be.

So now you have to watch out for that as well, if that's a concern.

Now, just I'll stop talking about women's health in a second.

If my fellow, you know, new mamas could chime in.

Are your periods like less bad after pregnancy?

I feel like, or maybe my tolerance has heightened, but like, I used to have to wake up on day one and take like eight Advil.

I haven't even taken Advil.

I feel totally fine.

I'm not even having cramps.

I feel like it's a heightened tolerance.

It's like we used to think, only period, but then you give birth and you're like,

child, sit down.

But I'm actually not having cramps.

It's not that I'm like, I can't do that.

Well, I think I'm not having any.

Periods do change.

Like as your body changes and like when you've been through a lot, it just like

you experience it differently.

So, I think that's fair to say.

Well, I apologize for like being so graphic.

I just, I, when I got my period, the first thing was like, I have to tell the podcast.

Oh my god, we've been waiting.

I mean, now we zero days without Claudia's period.

We were up to like 30

days.

Yeah, I haven't had my period.

I was pregnant.

What, you're pregnant for like 10 months.

Actually, I know.

My last period was August 18th

of last year.

Right.

Of 2020.

Right.

And we're in set, we're in October 1st, so it's 365 plus 30 plus 18.

48.

365 plus 48.

Okay, hold on, hold on.

417.

No.

365 plus 48.

413.

Okay, not me being off by four.

That's huge.

Strike it out.

Zero days.

Yeah.

Without Claudia having her period.

But if my parents continue just like this, I'll be just fine.

You won't be hearing me complain.

Oh, but that's good.

It's sorted itself out a bit.

yeah so just kind of big things happening honestly kind of the theme of today's episode is just like renewal that's what i was gonna say it's kind of perfect timing because it's like this cleansing new cycle it's a new cycle it's a new season it's a new year it's a new contract and it's a new

period

i love your newness year it's it's an era in the sense that it's a period You know?

Correct.

So I think that's really beautiful and really symbolic.

And I think your body's doing exactly what it's supposed to do.

It's like my body knew we were redash signing with Dear Media.

However, I would have hoped that you would wear your period sweater so that like you could have given me a little Easter egg.

I can't wear my period sweater for two reasons.

You gave it away.

One, it's gone.

I have no idea where it is.

And two.

I guess it's just one reason.

Yeah, I would think.

What would be the other reason?

That it was ugly?

Okay, don't be rude.

It actually wasn't like objectively, there's so many uglier sweaters on this period.

That's fine.

It was like a couple stripes on the sweater.

Can I ask you a question?

When you talk about my period sweater, I actually had two.

Which one are you thinking of?

The one that has red stripes of different colors that symbolized the different days of your period.

And that one had sort of like a bell sleeve, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Maybe

even a

roll neck.

No, no roll neck.

It was just like a standard collar.

Okay.

And what is the other one?

Before that period that's not the original period sweater jackie used to make fun of me for wearing a sweater and she called it the period

because it just like looked like a period um the first one the first one was just like a dual tone light pink and dark red like real period color um half it was just like half like squint and half and jackie called it my period sweater and then like two or three years later i got a sweater that was really i definitely have a picture of it somewhere i used to wear it all the time on the toast really period like it was just like dark browns and maroons and really in a million different stripes.

And that one became the period sweater, but we have to acknowledge who came before her.

It's true.

And I think maybe I will get you a new period sweater to signify this new period.

And it will be Pargi, but it will be period.

Okay.

I love that.

Yeah.

Well, great.

I'm glad she's back in the room with us.

Like her absence was felt.

And I know that I wasn't always here for her arrival or her discussion or her presence, but I've missed her.

I think she adds a lot of value to the show.

And after 413 days, I'm ready to welcome her back into the fold.

I'm so glad I could share with you guys this huge thing that happened to me.

That is actually really major.

I wasn't expecting to be so blown away this morning.

You weren't expecting exception.

How old is Ruby?

Four months, give or take, and like a week.

Yeah, that's kind of soon, especially because you are like breastfeeding like a

cow.

I know.

You know?

It's so unfair.

Like, it's so crazy.

That's really how unfair it is.

Well,

thank you for the update.

Get welcome.

That's how turdy peas it.

Let her.

I love your pee, turdy.

I love

you.

And I feel like we actually have a lot to do today because Dancing with the Stars was on last night.

And seriously, I can't even remember my life before Dancing with the Stars.

I have so many thoughts.

It's insane.

All good.

Yeah.

All amazing.

Yeah, we will do Fit and Mile Story into TV recap of Dancing with the Stars just in case you didn't watch or you don't watch.

Like it'll be at the end so we don't feel pressured to rush through things we have a little bit of Nicole and Keith update we've got some

just stories you know yeah I don't feel good about it but it is our last day last show of the 10 days so per usual we're gonna just like be giving exuberance and positivity and grace Grace as well.

You didn't share what you want to be leaving behind in this year and what you're atoning for tomorrow.

Hmm.

What am I atoning for?

Are you sorry for stunting on these hoes?

I am sorry.

Like I feel like that's probably a bad feeling to have to witness all the time, like every day on a daily show to have to see something like that.

But like I don't feel like I'm wrong for it, you know?

Well, then you're not atoning.

No, no, it's like I'm not doing something wrong.

It's just like, I'm not trying to make you feel bad.

You just feel bad.

I love when you say that.

I didn't try to hurt you.

It just hurts you.

Yeah, but I didn't go out of of my way to hurt you.

You just got hurt.

It's very much giving space for two things, right?

It is.

So,

no, but in earnest, when I really think about like things I need to work on as an individual, it's nothing to do with this show.

I'm crushing it.

No, same, same.

If I want to be honest, I think actually what I do want to leave behind is like, I'm a little snappy, like a little testy.

I feel like maybe, and I'm not blaming it all on like my hormones.

Maybe your new mama, like that's the time.

And I don't feel like I've always been this like almost like short-tempered.

And I just find myself being like, eh, and like reacting quickly.

And I actually don't like that.

And I like always feel bad about it afterwards.

And I feel like it's actually not my fault.

Like I can't control it.

Something that I actually want to work on, but I am giving myself grace to realize like today is not the day.

And there's a reason why like in this season, it's not top of mind.

But like, I just feel like I could be a better friend sometimes.

Like, I feel like I have a lot going on.

And it's like.

I need to be there more for my friends, you know?

And you also have wonderful friends.

I love

it and they like know me so well and of course like if anyone were in the like position that i'm in right now like i would be giving grace and be like oh she's you know but like i want to prioritize my friendships more once once i can come up for air um because they mean a lot to me and it's hard it's hard to juggle it all you know it is it is and i love that so that's really um but i don't think like i don't think i jumps mad that i'm not like a good friend all like and i am a good friend like it's not like i'm a bad friend it's just like you're not a super active no but like i am but it just, I give so much, you know, to every friendship.

And it's like, I don't always have the literal time for the hour FaceTime because there's not that hour.

So just,

you know, recalibrating my life eventually to like include more participation in that sense.

Love that.

There's a season for everything.

And I get a lot of like validating content from like mamas on reels just being like, this isn't the time.

Right.

It's not.

Well, as long as as the Mama's on reels have your back, like, you're good.

Yeah.

They, but they're your real friends.

They're not reading the comments.

And it's like, both arguments can be made.

But, anyways, as I feel like, just because like, since I'm aware of it, my heart's in the right place.

And my friends who do listen to the toast, because they're amazing friends, I love you guys so much.

I cherish our friendships.

Don't go anywhere.

And they do listen to the toast.

LBRB.

You know what I mean?

Yeah, of course.

We're in TTFN.

Much huffer now.

So yeah, I think that's a great way to get into the stories without

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you're welcome our first story rumors are swirling that keith urban split from nicole kidman was triggered by another woman yeah

rumors have reportedly been swirling around nashville that keith urban is with another woman following his split from nicole kidman um people are saying the streets are saying especially the streets of nashville that he's moved on with someone new though there's like no

sign of like who it is or anything but all i heard a rumor but like maybe it's i heard something separate but like all signs they say point to the fact that Keith is with another woman.

Let's just say Nicole doesn't dispute that, but she's still shocked over it.

But they say it's all over Nashville.

And now a video has resurfaced.

Have you seen this video of him changing the song lyrics that were originally inspired by Nicole Kidman to reference his new guitar player, Maggie, during a concert?

I did.

And then also a clip has resurfaced of an interview he did with an Australian, like a Sirius XM type of radio show there.

And the lady was asking, actually, a sweet question, just like, you and Nicole met on Good Day LA, right?

You both were separately guests there.

And he was like, yeah.

She's like, isn't it so crazy to think?

Because you're Australian.

You were living in Australia at the time.

Like that if you didn't do that one random pretzel, like you never would have met your wife.

It was actually like a really sweet sentiment.

Oh my God, the way he literally like turns his body away from this lady.

And it's just like, yeah, yeah.

Like, so I hate my wife energy.

The signs were there.

Well, everything can be looked at.

with hindsight through I hate my wife lenses.

But at the time, if like you were watching that and you think they're the most solid couple in Hollywood, you're like, like, oh, well, he just doesn't want to talk about his life.

Has he really improved his private love?

No, and it's like so personal.

And like, we're not here to promote my music.

Like, don't bring up my like movie Star Wars.

Star Wife.

But he did change the lyrics to Fighter, featuring Carrie Underwood.

He said, which is the best song.

The original lyric is, when they're trying to get to you, baby, I'll be the fighter.

And instead, he said, when they're trying to get to you, Maggie, I'll be your guitar player.

Which doesn't necessarily point to a romantic connection.

And to be clear, that song sounds like it sucks.

The original is so much better

than

Maggie's version.

Maggie's version sucks.

Or by Jackie's version.

No, no, I'm not blaming you.

Like, I'm saying you're going to change the lyrics, make it better.

Not turn a good song into a piece of dog shit.

Like, that sounded bad.

Yeah, that's a weird thing to do.

But it's worth bearing in mind.

And I feel like this might get lost.

Like, Keith Urban is a weirdo.

Yes, yes.

He has a weird personality.

She's a bit of a weirdo, too.

Big time.

She's very quirky.

Yes.

So when they do weird things, like don't assume ill intent necessarily.

No, I could have seen like, and I need to see like a little bit more context.

Like maybe Maggie was like slaying that show and he wanted to like give shout out to his band.

You know, musicians are really,

they always make it a point

to shout out to the ladies.

Yeah.

You know, it's like the worst part of a concert when they're definitely

for keyboard.

Okay.

And then you could go to the bathroom.

Right.

It's perfect time to get a snack.

Yeah.

And also, like, context is key.

Maybe he does this for all the new additions in his band that he like puts them in the song.

And it's not.

a smoking gun, but it's not.

No, it's not.

But it is a little weird, especially people are saying like the song is about Nicole, but like every song's about Nicole.

So if he changed any song, it's a dig at Nicole.

Agreed.

I'm not even remotely concerned necessarily about about Maggie.

I think though, like the confirmations of him being with another woman, you know, Nashville's a small town.

That's definitely, um, definitely upsetting.

And I feel like it's one of the first times I've really felt let down by the phrase, trust your faves.

But it's not that Keith Urban as a man is your fave.

I don't know him on a personal level, but I would say he's like my fave.

Yeah, I love his music.

I love him.

He's an amazing performer.

I don't know him on a personal level, but I just like trusted him.

I trusted that he was in a good marriage.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, I would say he's my fave.

Like I, he, I'm upset.

I didn't know he was your fave.

We saw him recently.

We saw him in Austin.

It was amazing.

Yeah, but he was being crazy.

Yeah, he does give like late in life older lesbian energy, like just aesthetically, but also his energy.

He's a crazy person.

Yeah, and he's an amazing performer.

Like, he's

what he does.

He's an artist.

And now I'm just going to have to do what I always do is separate the art from the artist because I'm not going to stop listening in solidarity with Nicole.

Sorry, Nicole.

Yeah.

And you're not going to stop watching her movies, even though it seems like she's done nothing wrong.

She wants marriage to work.

And even yesterday, they were reporting that, like, she is trying to make it work.

But she just filed for divorce, actually.

She filed, yeah.

Yesterday they were separated.

Today she filed.

Yeah, something happened that like escalated this.

Maybe they were separated.

Here's my theory.

They were separated under the guise of like marital troubles and he had this, you know, side chick she didn't know about.

Maybe she just found out about it.

Yeah.

Or they separated, took time apart and like said, like, we could see other people.

Let's see if we come back to each other.

Right.

Very, what's that movie?

How to be single.

The worst idea ever.

And she ruined her whole life.

Moved on and she was waiting for him.

No, he moved on, got literally got married.

In her year off, she came back and she was like, I'm ready.

He was like, sorry.

Oh, no, I'm saying in Keith and Nicole.

Oh, so that they.

Are you talking about how to be single.

So that they, like, said, let's separate.

Let's see if we find our way back to each other.

We can date other people.

That might just make us love each other more, you know, seeing the garbage that's out there.

And instead, he found someone else and she's still there at the restaurant.

Oh, that's even sadder.

And then now that he wants to separate, like formally, she was like, well, fuck you.

Here's divorce.

And now we're done.

She definitely has more money than him, right?

Not definitely.

Chat.

I feel like they're probably relatively...

Who do you think has more money?

Nicole Kidman or Keith Urban?

I feel like they both have like

40 mil.

Yeah, a cool 40.

A cool 40.

Or 50.

But she doesn't do like Avengers.

Oh, never mind.

Oh, does she, though?

Nicole Kidman's net worth is often estimated around $250 million, while Keith Urban's is 75.

Not too shabby.

Not too shabby.

Definitely Definitely not 40.

And she is in a superhero movie, right?

How does Nicole have so much money?

What's her biggest earning movie?

I don't know.

I feel like she's in X-Men.

She reported in the early 2000s, she reportedly commanded $15 to $20 million per film.

She's also a producer in big series like Big Little Lies, Nine Perfect Strangers, and The Undoing.

Oh, I forgot about The Undoing.

That was really good.

Yeah, that was.

She's been the face of luxury brand, Chanel number five for years.

Reportedly, one of the most lucrative celebrity endorsement deals ever.

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She and Krith Urban own multiple properties worldwide, including Nashville, Beverly Hills, Sydney, and New York.

Unlike many actors, Nicole has maintained steady work over the last 30 years

without major career lulls.

She chooses roles that balance prestige, like awards, but also commercial commercial success.

And producing gives her ownership.

So while she's had huge success, as has Keith Urban, Nicole's combo of blockbuster film salaries, producing power, endorsements, and investments, I guess there wasn't one big thing.

She's just like really been killing it for almost 25 years.

For a long time.

Yeah.

Pounds.

Go, girl.

Oh, you know what?

Wait, I like this.

Chad is also asking, would you like me to break down what I think her wealth comes from?

Films, endorsements, versus real estate.

I just want to know the most successful films she's done monetarily, you know?

In her prime, they're saying the others, Cold Mountain, and The Interpreter, three films I've never seen.

Or heard of.

She was an Aquaman.

She was.

But I don't know.

And then Big Little Elize Undoing, she was getting one to two million per episode.

10 episodes.

Yeah.

20 mil.

All right.

Okay, so they think film and TV, she gets like 120 million for.

Producing, oh, she she has a production company called Blossom Films.

Another 50 mil and then endorsements around 50, real estate around 50.

You know, she spreads her seed.

I like that.

Yeah, so yeah, this won't be, it shouldn't be like a contentious like financial fight.

I don't know.

He's kind of poor compared to her.

Yeah, but he has his new lady.

Like, he probably just wants to move on.

Wants out.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's nice.

He's not going to like be hanging around.

Right.

I want to love somebody

love some that's literally the best song ever written were they married at the time like is that about nicole i don't think it is i don't think it is it is the best song ever written and yeah that's just a fact and uh and by the way not only is it a fact it's also a fact that whoever decided to use it in that one particular scene of 10 things i hate about you is the best person at that particular job ever probably sean mcnamara

literally so somebody like you came out in 2002 they've only been married 20 years they got married in 2006 after a short engagement.

Okay.

Are things that I'm learning this week?

Thank you.

No, that's saved me a Google search.

That's not about her.

Are you ready for our next story?

The headline is, Luke Homes is not afraid.

Luke Hombs has courage because he is putting out three new songs on Friday.

Oh my God, I thought the same thing.

The Life of a Showgirl Day.

Everyone else like cleared the books.

They came out last Friday.

They're coming out next Friday.

Did you see the list of people that were releasing music last Friday?

It was literally the longest thing ever.

Nobody wanted to be the same week as Taylor.

And nobody wants to be the following week because people are still going to be streaming Life of a Showgirl and they're not going to take the time.

He still occupies all the billboard spots.

But Luke Homes said, I'm not afraid.

And he's like three songs.

Something who's not afraid.

He doesn't care about stuff like that.

He just wants to put out his music.

And he's had a couple of songs that have gone viral on TikTok, little snippets.

And people want them and he cares about his fans.

He's like, here.

Yeah.

Like he doesn't, he's not this like machine with like this corporate.

He doesn't give a fuck.

yeah.

Or if he told his team, like, I want to put out these songs, like, this looks like a good day.

And they were like, that's life of a show, girl.

Like,

we can hold space.

And the thing is, like, as someone who will personally be split between listening to both, like, I'll make time.

Not only that, it's such a slay that not, he doesn't care, but also, like, if I was Taylor, like, I'd be shaking in my boots.

Like, it's not nobody.

Like, he's kind of like the biggest artist in the country.

And, like, his country albums usually go like top three on the regular chart.

like i do feel like when they start posting those like pop crave tweets with like all the billboard there's gonna be a luke home song in there especially the one that people are waiting for in my kind of saturday night yeah he might disturb her like flow of like top 10 and she's like low-key not doing a lot of press like i'm telling you

this is disruptive he revealed plans last night to release a three-song ep titled the prequel this friday

revealing plans like he just posted on instagram he doesn't have this like big layout with his label like he's just releasing songs that he wrote that he likes and that people want to hear.

It's so simple.

No, and he's been really transparent about the last few years of songwriting for Luke self because he obviously like has been going through new fatherhood and also we didn't even talk about the fact that Nico's pregnant.

I know.

Which is so exciting.

I know.

So then he had him put out in like a traditional album other than fathers and sons.

And then he said, like, I'm getting back to doing the bangers.

Like we're doing like a full Luke album.

And so he's been working on new music.

He's been posting snippets.

And now he can't wait.

Like, he's hot in the pants, and he wants to release three songs.

I'm not gonna stop him.

No, I'm certainly not either, especially because the whole thing's really in earnest.

It's not,

he's not like that.

You know, he has enough money, he's not like looking to get every cent out of this life that he can.

He just is really good at what he does and likes his music.

And I'll be streaming as well.

And I'm, it's just like when it rains, it pours.

Yeah, so the songs are called My Kind of Saturday Night.

You just know it's gonna pop off.

15 minutes.

Okay, Sabrina Carpenter.

Yeah, and Days Like These, which is like giving Rascal Flats energy.

So Days Like These, like the song, it's already, it's not out, but like a version of him singing it has gone super viral.

And I think that's what Nico used him for her.

Yes, that's what Nico used.

And I think that's what started him wanting to release the music because this snippet of him singing like a new song of his came out and people really want it.

And so he's just giving his fans what he wants.

Like, thanks.

Thanks.

Without like giving us, you know, like a five-year lead time.

Yeah.

thanks.

No, he does it for the fans, for the bootleggers.

And as someone who, like, I feel like this is like particularly for us, if anyone would be challenged by the two releases, it would be us.

And I don't feel challenged at all.

I feel very excited.

Like, unfortunately, I think I have to go to the gym, like, just so I can listen to this music.

I don't know when else.

Like, it's not a phase in my life where I'm listening to a lot of music.

Yeah, I need to go on a road.

Unless we'll have to go like far on like Saturday, take the kids to Disney.

Literally, literally.

So I can listen to the albums.

Like, I'm just, I guess I have to join the gym.

Yeah, I understand.

See, I understand.

That's what I keep saying.

I see.

Claudia and I actually, and I was thinking about it.

We did a toast at a glance another episode yesterday, just talking about the toast at a glance, as we always do.

On our Patreon, Patreon.com.

And we didn't even do it for this, but it's actually really perfect Kismet timing, like with our contract redash signing.

I'm telling you, everything is coming up toast.

Yeah.

Everything's coming up new.

But I also was saying in that episode, how we used to say, like, 100%, like we go through phases of saying stuff a lot.

I've been saying, I understand a lot.

And I think that's just on me becoming an understanding individual.

Right.

That's kind of maybe the gear of understanding things.

You would hope.

I love your stand under.

Yo, comprendo.

She comprendos.

She comprendos big time.

Grande.

Largo.

Largo.

Oh, for those wondering, the bed bunny song I was singing on the toast yesterday, it's a little song called Tito me and pergunto oh ask me a question

exactly

i don't know it you don't know that song i don't think so not to sound like a toxic tostada but it's like literally the biggest song in the world i can't believe you don't know it i listened to like i the beat i might be my own drum Yeah, but if you've ever been in like a grocery store, you've heard that song.

No, my grocery stores like really play like Kelly Clarkson.

Oh my God, where do you?

I think they play, they definitely like put on the blend, you know, with the pulse.

Like, and that's really

the stage I'm at in my life.

And I'm happy with that.

The pulse.

Yeah.

Love that.

Our next story, number three.

The Nader sisters stay messy as Grace Ann reveals that Brooks blocked her after revealing the Carlos Alcatraz relationship.

Oh.

Carlos Alcaraz, sorry.

Brooks Nader hit the block button on her sister Grace Ann after she pulled back the curtain on the model's romantic rendezvous with tennis ace Carlos Alcaraz during a recent appearance on Not Skinny Button Out Fat.

She revealed that her sister had completely given her the cold shoulder following the bombshell revelation.

She said, she blocked me and she didn't speak to me for a while.

I have no filter and I live with Brooks, so it's hard for me to pretend like I don't see things or hear things firsthand.

The funniest part is that I truly thought I was being discreet and sly by saying he's the man of the hour, but I can't confirm dating.

Then, of course, Brooks confirmed something on Watch What Happens Live, and now they're fine.

Grace Anne was there.

So obviously they're fine now and she's unblocked her.

Yeah, no, she's in Paris right now with Brooks.

Right.

But they stay being like the messiest celebrities on the planet.

Other celebrities would never.

No, other sisters would never too.

Like this is not something like a sister does.

I just want to say like, and while at the end of the day, like rising tides, rise all shines, that was like a great press moment for Brooks.

And they're in the business right now of like getting attention for their show, becoming stars.

And like, yeah, she's really cemented herself as like the it girl bachelorette of the moment.

So like it was fine, but that was obviously something she didn't want out.

And her sister put it out.

Like, what a betrayal.

Seriously, Grace Ann stays the worst.

Yeah, no, it is really Grace Ann.

Grace Ann being like, I can't know something and not say it.

Like there's a difference between like saying it publicly,

you know,

I think they were on a radio show versus like in your personal life.

Like if I know, see something, say something, you know?

No, like, I'm sorry, I don't find like Grace Ann cute at all with this.

Like being like, I have to say, like, yeah, I know I'm also a gossip girl, but like, not for my sister.

yeah,

yeah,

and so Brooks and Sarah Ann, and I always find it really interesting, like, when Brooks decides to like choose which sister to like take to stuff, because, like, I think for like the big thing, she can't bring everyone.

And she was in Milan Fashion Week doing like this huge thing with Roberta Caballi, and she chose Sarah Ann.

And then I saw on Instagram last night, Grace Ann showed up.

Well, Sarah Ann is so high fashion.

Yes, I would bring her too.

She might have already been going.

Oh, speaking of Fashion Week, the L'Oreal fashion show took place.

I think it was two nights ago, but like footage was coming out yesterday.

Molly Mae walked in the show, which

if you watch Molly Mae documentary behind it all in season in part two, she was invited to the L'Oreal fashion show.

She works with L'Oreal.

She sat in the

front row for the show.

She was asked to walk, but she wasn't feeling confident.

Like since having Bambi, she was so funny.

She's like, I just had a baby.

She's like, I had a baby a year ago, and I'm just always going to be sad.

By the way, I will be saying I'm freshly postpartum till Ruby is graduated from college.

So she literally declined to walk because like she just wasn't feeling confident.

She was like taking content backstage and like working the event, but like didn't walk.

And then this year she walked.

I was actually wondering if she was going to walk because like I feel like she's been really putting herself out there and trying new things and she got a new haircut.

By the way, did you see the drama with her and Bethany?

No.

So I don't know if it's like internet made drama or if

Molly Mae is annoyed, but like they all walk, right?

They have their moment and then they turn around and go and it's the next person's moment.

Molly Mae was walking behind Bethany and Bethany Bethany was just like really like making a minute out of it.

Like she was just like posing a thousand times at the end of the runway and like Molly Mae had to slow her walk down because like it was her moment and Bethany was still posing for the cameras at the end of the runway.

She finally turns around and then Molly like walks and speeds up again.

People on the internet are dissecting it.

I don't know if Molly Mae is actually annoyed or if Bethany technically did anything wrong, but like the timing wasn't Pargy and like I would be annoyed.

One, they were filming for the docuseries, so it will be in the show.

Two, knowing Molly Mae's personality, I don't think she was annoyed.

Okay.

Maybe she like felt a little awkward, but I don't think she would have like taken it out on Bethany.

And I'll have to watch, but when I saw them walking next to each other or, you know, in succession, I didn't notice anything was awry.

Also, big news from the L'Oreal show, Elon Goria walked, which she always does.

She totally got a new face from Stephen Levine.

She looks insanely gorgeous.

Like she's always, she's probably one of the most beautiful women on the planet.

Oh my God, Jackie.

I don't know if you saw, she looks perfect.

Yeah.

And she has an amazing body.

She's so Gabby Solise.

Yeah.

But her face is just like, there's a tiniest bit of a change.

It's so subtle, you might not even notice it.

She got the Lindsay Longhand treatment.

She looks gorgeous.

It's also just that she's not aging.

Like she, she has defied age at the, like, like if we had seen her, if she hadn't done anything, she would have looked like a little more aged.

Like, and always beautiful, but like,

but now there's no signs of age.

No, she looks insane.

Yeah, she looks great.

Everyone looked great.

It's always a really fun show.

And Molly Mae got a bob.

Yeah, L'Oreal slays that event.

I just want to say.

Molly Mae got a Bob, which is actually really major.

And if you guys know how I'm always on the cusp of getting another Bob and how I'm completely, I'm wearing head-to-toe maybe today.

I think I'm going to go cut my hair after this.

And you're going to give it like a little swish at the end.

She's like a little flip.

But I do, one, I'm going to wait till I'm not like

Praggy and constantly changing because who needs that?

But I do, I'm curious to see how she's going to style it day to day.

But she does love wearing her hair like up in a bun.

so i don't think it's gonna change like change that much however this is huge for the bob community it is and she also wears extensions sometimes so she might just like put those in if she's like i don't think it's gonna be like long-lasting

are you ready for our fourth story

yeah

some music news lola young cancels all upcoming events to work on lola's self three days after collapsing on stage i did not see the video but i i because i didn't want to but i heard that she collapsed in her concert in new york oh my God, it really gave me a pit.

I watched it.

I hate watching people faint.

I just like saw it and I couldn't stop watching, you know?

And she's like mouthing to someone off like, I'm going to faint, I'm going to faint, I'm going to faint.

She like, I've never fainted before, but apparently like, you know when it's coming on.

You're like, woo.

Yeah.

And she's like stumbling around.

She stops singing.

She's like trying to get the attention of someone.

And then she just like collapses.

It was.

So scary.

And then she released this sort of like sad ass statement.

Yeah, she said, I'm going away for a while.

It pains me to say I have to cancel everything for the foreseeable future.

Thank you for all the love and support.

I'm so sorry to let anyone down who has bought a ticket to see me.

It hurts more than you know.

She thanked fans for their support and said, I'm so sorry to let anyone down.

Obviously, you'll be entitled to a full refund.

I really hope you'll give me a second chance once I've had some time to work on myself and come back stronger.

So if you're working on yourself because you fainted.

Why did you faint?

There are a lot of reasons that one could faint.

And I don't want to like speculate about her health.

No, but if she had like an illness, she wouldn't be saying, I need to work on myself.

Or if she were dehydrated and was hot and like you know right it happens yeah so obviously obviously like signs point to something nefarious yeah but also like her tour is called messy her lead song is called i'm so messy you know and yeah i'm too goddamn clean i feel like that well i'm too messy and i'm too fucking clean told me told me get a job and ask where the hell i've been so like i feel Like this is, you know, Congress with what she's been telling us about herself.

Like, she's struggling.

yeah she's oscillating she's trying to find lola's best self and i'm glad she's taking the time to do it because i think when musicians it reminds me a little bit of like louis capaldi especially because i saw a video of her a few months ago she was like struggling to get through her set

and then she like just sort of like just stand there and like let it rip and it was like actually an amazing performance like you think the performance is about to go south right and then she just like lets it rip but i love that yeah no it was actually it was really beautiful but

there's obviously more going on with her so yeah

wishing her well wishing her well too she seems like a really talented young lady agreed and she's had a lot of success like pretty quickly like she's popped off also I saw this in a tick tock comment so like please do not like

come for me if it's not true but people are making a lot of comparisons to her and Amy Winehouse specifically because they have the same manager oh

I didn't even think that

Just saying, and again, I didn't look it up to see if it was true.

I just read a TikTok comment.

It's like it's felt like it.

Should I look it up?

Sure, sure.

Lola Young Manager.

Don't ask chat.

They'll take forever.

I know.

Oh, by the way, it comes up when you Google Lola Young Manager, Amy Winehouse.

Lola Young is managed by Nick Schei Mansk, who was the manager for Amy Winehouse and is credited with discovering both artists.

Oh, but he's drawn to young man.

He has an eye for talent.

That doesn't mean that he's like puts them in a,

you know what I mean?

Maybe that's the commonality is that like he has like they're two talented

individuals.

I thought like the connection being like, you know, they're both not well.

Right.

No, that's what people were struggling with.

And that would be his fault.

But no, actually, it's just that he has like an eye for great talent.

Perhaps.

But I think with great talent comes great struggle.

And that's

the commonality as well.

Well, we've managed to balance it quite nicely, and that's inspiring to others.

We have.

Anyways, thinking of Lola, get well soon.

Take your time.

Take your time.

Like, you know.

She'll be here waiting.

Yeah, she's will, the fans will wait, like I did for Lewis.

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Our fifth and final sorry, Dancing with the Stars recap.

It was TikTok night at Dancing with the Stars.

It was a bit of a shock elimination, though quite thrilling for those of us.

I don't think it was a shock.

Who else should have gone home?

No, once, I mean, they were in the bottom three.

It was like clearly,

not only was she, she had the lowest score on the leaderboard, and last week she was like at the bottom of the leaderboard too.

Why was it a shock?

No, and I guess people like think that Andy should go home soon, but Andy and Lauren were actually tied for scores, which is so crazy.

And he has more fans, I think.

He has more fans, but he's also improving, which is literally the point of the show.

Yeah.

I think her scores have gone down since week one.

Why are people bringing up Andy?

Like, seriously, why the fuck would he go home?

I love him.

If anybody says anything bad about him, I'll literally meet me outside.

I'll beat you up.

No, literally.

So let's get into the evening because it was TikTok night, which they went like super heavy-handed on TikTok.

Okay, was it sponsored by TikTok?

It was giving like literally Chinese Communist Party, they're coming for American Talent.

I was so confused.

I knew it was TikTok night, and I'm like, oh, I love that.

Like, dancing is so TikToky.

Yeah.

They had Charlie open.

I was like, yes, Charlie.

And then I saw they had all the different creators and choreographers who make up TikTok dances in the audience.

Love, love, love.

But then it was getting like really promotional.

And I was like, what is going on?

Yeah, it was really promotional.

Even the way that they started, they're like explaining what TikTok is.

This amazing platform for creators to come together and they're like showing all the different things that like you can do on TikTok so yes it definitely felt like partnered and paid for they could have even done a TikTok night I don't know they they could like say tick tock they could have done like social media night and not been so like promotional of tick tock they were told it was definitely like a partnership that tick tock paid for okay or

I was thinking that it was promotional and weird and why were they doing it this way?

But then I also really sat down and thought about like dancing with the stars is a really unique combination of like super gen zik tock-y

but also like people who have been watching it for 20 years it's very boomer

so i think that was their way of explaining this like new era to their boomer audience perhaps but it was definitely paid for because they used the tick tock logo they used the name like there had to be participation and they didn't have to like promote TikTok as much as they did.

So I do think that it was bigger than just like, oh, here's the theme of the night.

One hit one hit.

I agree.

I agree.

Sorry, you're like, I know you're joking.

The show's over.

Readjust.

It's not.

Obviously,

my coccidinius flaring up, so I just need to like readjust.

Okay, don't be rude and ableist.

Okay.

She's leaving.

Bye-bye.

I'm here.

She's out the door.

So, yes, the overall vibes was giving like very much

like public service announcement for TikTok and we're living in communist China.

I loved it.

Yeah.

Although, I maybe it was just like I was uncomfortable sitting on my couch.

I don't know.

Like, I didn't feel like it was like the best episode ever.

It was unfortunate.

You know what I mean?

I thought it was per usual in a new way.

But I meant the dances.

I thought they were going to be like, I don't know.

I thought I was just going to like it more because I'm so TikTok.

Yeah.

And as someone who is not on TikTok, but I'm like familiar with trends and the songs, I'm not like a boomer.

That

so many of the songs, I didn't even know those were trending songs on TikTok.

Like,

I did.

Like, what was Elaine dancing to?

That was okay.

So, that was we're going to get into all them, but I think that in terms of we're always calling out Jan for like putting Jen affleck in bad spot i think alan did not do good work for elaine and like that whole thing was a mess yeah it's really so crazy how much and i say this every week because it's like a marvel how much the pros influence the dance and like the overall score like i thought riley's dance uh like jenny for Scott Hoying and also he could go home at any point.

Like yes, Scott Hoying is definitely dangling at the bottom.

But like he got an eight.

She got that.

Dance that she, and even though like he wasn't doing amazing dancing, like that was an amazing performance.

Agreed.

She crushed it for him.

She crushed it.

Whitney literally is on another level.

I say it's every Linovet or Carson?

Both of them, but Whitney Carson in terms of choreographing, like bringing out the best in Robert Erbin.

Robert Ermin is a decent dancer and he's really cute and he's improving and he's got all the stuff going on.

But I would be curious to see him with a different partner who wasn't bringing like that level because like she literally could make anyone.

She won with Carlton when they were

like she brings so much to the table there's so many other dancers who are like fine and then there are some that are like not as good in terms of choreographing yes and then I also found like that little drama I went on dancing with the stars Twitter last night which I had never been to and like everyone was hating on Whitney and I'm like excuse me she's the best Liavet

And basically like there's a lot of drama with Mark Ballas.

They say that he gets to like cherry pick and he's the most awarded winner pro.

And they say he gets to like cherry pick his winners and he's like always winning with like Charlie D'Amilio.

it's not hard to win with Charlie D'Amilio um and it's really not hard to win with Whitney Liavet either like people with extensive ballroom not ballroom or just dance background um and so I didn't know there was like a little bit of tea there with Mark Ballast the disparity between the pros is unfair and then the way that they've been coupled up like Jen Affleck should not be with the newbie Agreed.

Whitney should be with the newbie, honestly.

Like, or Hilaria, like people who have extensive dance background.

Hilaria would have been great.

Whitney would have been great.

Though I do want to see Whitney win.

So like I'm glad she has everything that she needs in order to win.

I think that she really could.

Her dance was amazing.

She's amazing.

Even though her dance was amazing, even though it's not as cut and dry now, I feel like there are some people really coming for her.

Jordan Chiles is very much like a winner potential.

And I kind of wrote her off after the first week.

She went from zero to hero.

Like first week was not good.

I was like, okay, she's bottom of, like.

Don't even get attached.

Last week, I was like, oh, she's here.

She's in the competition.

Now she's a front runner now.

She's tied for first.

Her dance was

amazing.

I think there are just dance techniques that are more fun to watch.

And, like, we're always going to say it was better.

Like, the jive and the cha-cha are so fun.

Like, the tango is not.

But she tangoed or foxtrotted or something.

Like,

foxtrot is so boring.

Something dramatic she did.

Yeah.

Um, and again, it also is just so, everyone's like, Dylan and Daniella, Dylan and Daniella.

I think what you're trying to say is Daniella.

Like, Dylan was fine.

He just stood there.

Like, she did everything.

And they are totally fucking like 100%.

And did you see that they also, which couple was it, like that accidentally, like, bumped heads and almost kissed at the very end?

Did you see that?

Yeah.

I think it was Dylan and Daniella.

Yeah.

I don't know.

Somebody like Loki kissed.

Yeah, that was weird.

Can you pull up all the remaining contestants and we'll go through each of them?

Yes, we can.

First, I think the first dance was Jen Affleck.

which, you know, I have

I didn't get to watch live last night.

I was late, so I didn't vote at all, which was better for me in terms of protecting my peace.

Yes.

Jen did great.

Obviously, she's getting better every week, but so is her partner.

And I think this was the first week where it felt like

he showed up in a good way.

And I feel like I'm sending him a lot of hate.

And I apologize because I know it's like all new for him, too.

But he's coming in as an expert.

There's no time for you to be new.

Like, sorry, you're supposed to be the pro.

I didn't realize that there's pro disparity.

Yeah.

I felt like you get a pro and that, like, not that the pro could really make or break like how you do

There's also like pro-history pro-drama pro-dating each other too some of the pros are married some of the pros are exes like there's a lot of drama Some of the pros are too good

Jen made me like a little emotional when she like went up and was talking about social media and how it's just like it provides for her family and she just loves it so much.

I was like, that's my content creator queen right there.

Like I just got like an email about it.

Like I love her.

Yeah, I love her too.

Always rooting for her.

And

I hope she goes far.

I hope she stays a while.

Me too.

Then we had Lauren Jiragi, who was the person who went home last night.

Very deservedly so.

I mean, I just have to say, what is more Fifth Harmony than Fifth Harmony showing up on the night that Lauren Hereggi gets sent home?

And they're literally, they are cursed.

Like people talk about the glee curse.

There's the Fifth Harmony curse.

No, her mommy's sitting in the audience when they cut to the three girls, who obviously did not know that they were on camera.

Yeah, when she

danced by sitting down, I'm like, okay, that's weird.

And then I saw that it was because she was at the table with Fifth Harmony.

She's dancing to her own song.

The whole thing was so sad.

And the fact that she danced, she got sent home.

She danced to Fifth Harmony and got sent home.

Like,

it's also cursed.

It's also cursed.

When they cut to the three girls, when Lauren got sent home, and they obviously did not know that they were on camera, they were literally looking at each other, Janet and Jane being like, we got out of bed for this.

Like, it was seriously so crazy.

And also, just the sheer fact, like, I feel like Lauren Hereggi wakes up every day and is like, how can I let the world know that I hate Camilla Cabello?

Right?

Like,

she was just went viral for the

interview where she was like,

The

interviewer was like, Have the other Fifth Harmony girls been supportive?

She's like, Yeah, all four of them.

Oh, I mean, three.

Like, she's just obsessed with Camilla Cabello.

She has a dartboard, like a literally with her face on it.

No, the last few weeks have been like, you know, peak Fifth Harmony resurgence.

They did Jonas Brothers and Lauren did Dancing with the Stars.

I do hope last night was the end to all of this chatter about like reunification,

new music like i don't need it it's over fifth harmony is over

party it's time to let it go um and when i don't know are people saying that she shouldn't have gone home because i don't know who else should have i feel like the people that have been dangling towards the bottom this week like in the last couple of weeks are andy but he has an unbeatable fan base and he's vastly improving sorry like you can't there's so much momentum behind it he didn't get a lower score than lauren he got the same score as lauren right to what people say scott and i've been like a sayer of that too.

Scott is just like not as good as he should be for like a full-time performer, but he was so much, so improved last night.

And that's what we're looking for, right?

People who are getting better.

I don't know who else should have gone home.

Yeah, there's a bunch of people that like hang around the bottom.

We'll get into them that they will go home eventually, but like she's one of those people, and it was her time.

Her time to go.

And when she was like, at her post-interview, Julianne was like, how do you feel?

And she's like, I'm pissed.

At who?

Literally at who.

So insane.

Literally at who.

who.

Stunk.

People didn't vote for you.

It was a crazy thing to say.

Like, that's not how you want to leave.

This is democracy, not a danceocracy.

It's not a cherocracy.

Yeah.

That was so weird.

Like, extremely.

What a better attitude.

Next, Dingelle Fischel, Hamstring, and Pasha.

She is so cute with her Sabrina Carpenter connection.

I love her.

And I loved watching her throughout the night.

When she was saying that Sabrina's sort of like a daughter to her, I forget who came up after they crushed it.

It was like a young girl.

I feel like it was Jen Affleck.

And Danielle just gave her the biggest hug.

And it's clear that she's taken on that like maternal role at Dancing with the Stars too.

I just love her.

Her dance was good.

She'll go far.

She's out of winner.

I just love her.

Yeah, no, and her place is like very necessary and very like dancing with the stars.

Yeah, she has a place here.

Yeah.

Jordan Childs and Ezra.

Beautiful.

They are, and they're also a great duo.

I feel like they're getting more in sync with one another.

I think he's really starting to understand her.

I thought her performance was great and they are very much in contention to win.

Agreed.

Agreed.

Very strong.

Then we had Dylan and Daniela.

Daniella.

So everyone's like gagged gooped over it.

It was good.

She was amazing.

Like, and they have good chemistry.

And he's just like a tall, able-bodied, in-shape guy.

Like, it wasn't so amazing on his part.

I will also say, like, the TikTok theme plus the traditional dance, like coupled with like we're doing the cha-cha to anxiety, like it's a lot to process, you know?

Yeah, it was a little bit of a cluster fucking, it was like a little bit, but that's dancing with the stars like so

of cluster fucking jacket ripping his jacket off with his microphone.

I say this every time, and I'm sorry for repeating myself.

These judges are so fucking desperate for attention because the show is not about them.

We literally don't care.

We don't, we barely even take your scores into consideration.

We're all just voting.

Like, I wanted to kill him.

Oh my God.

And Carrie Anne like picking up the jacket being like, are you okay?

Yeah.

No, it was really weird.

So desperate.

It was really weird.

He wait.

Also, I know you watched light, so you didn't see it, but I turned on Dancing with the Stars a little bit early and I caught the last like three minutes of Wheel of Fortune.

A million dollars.

That bitch won a million dollars.

That's only the fourth time it's ever happened in history.

Now be tuning into this random episode.

History.

It was Ryan Seacrest's first million dollar contestant.

He started tearing up.

Like, I think he like understood he was like a part of TV history and he was like so excited.

And so people are like going to watch this.

Yeah, he thinks he's like Merv Griffin, you know?

And the girl was just like, she was, by the way, definitely a toaster.

She looked like so swirly.

It's so hard to win the million dollars.

Not only do you have to get the final clue, but you also had to have chosen that out of like 50 cards.

Sometimes people win the thing, but they don't get the million.

Sometimes people get the million, but they don't win the riddle.

It was so crazy.

Yeah, really awesome.

I loved it.

Yeah, congrats.

Elaine.

Gnarly.

It wasn't a good creative direction for her.

The dance was not good.

The outfit was not good.

The music was not good.

The message was not good.

And the whole thing was like, I'm channeling my inner Meredith Blake.

Meredith Blake would never fucking show up in that ugly ass outfit.

Like, it was so not Meredith Blake, actually.

It was not, it was not well done.

I agree with you.

But I'm glad that she's safe and it didn't affect her long term and we can get past this hiccup.

And Chessie was in the audience, did you see?

I did.

Our girl.

About to see Miss Lisa Ann.

Whitney, Liabet, and Mark.

I mean, she was, that was like insane.

That felt like just two pros doing their like pro thing.

And I, I, and I,

I'm gonna say, I know I don't understand the scoring, but how she got eights and so, so did Scott Hoying, like when the technique level, like, it's just not the same.

I was texting you guys.

I was like, she's obviously getting three nines.

Like, it was literally perfect.

I don't know what notes they could have had.

And I know they just like can't give someone a nine.

It's week three.

Like, I get it, but like.

There has to be.

So don't cast someone like Whitney.

Yeah, there has to be room for improvement.

Like, but yeah, don't cast someone like Whitney if you're not willing to give her her flowers.

Because when you compare like the eights to the other eights, it's just not even comparable.

Yeah, it's really like everyone's graded against themselves almost.

Yes.

And that's it's not equal.

It's not a meritocracy.

I agree, but it was a joy to watch.

It was a joy to watch.

She's so fun.

She knows like this is just...

Like she knows she's killing it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

She's having a great time.

She's so expressive and like she's like down.

You have to have so much energy to go on dancing with the stars to stand in the background and like cheer like this like for literally two hours.

How are none of them sitting?

No, we're like just like relax the smile.

Like you literally have to be like

for two hours and she's really billed for it.

1000%.

Also, in her little package, when they were talking about like her viral dance, I thought she was going to talk about RSC.

You know what?

We're going to move on from it.

Like we...

I feel bad.

You can't open her comments without people literally still.

It's the number one comment.

And she's like engaging with it now.

Like she's in on the joke.

Like yada, yada.

But it's definitely annoying for her.

It's so crazy.

I know.

It's crazy that it's the same person.

Yeah.

Because that's on growth.

Like, she's obviously looks different, but I could tell she's like a different person on the inside.

Yeah.

Like, it's just a lapse in judgment.

Like,

we've literally, we've all been there.

And she's really only like hurting herself.

Like, no.

Totally.

And that's like so crazy that her baby had RSV.

That's like really scary.

And was in the hospital.

Yeah.

We are.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Next, Scott and Riley, as stated, he's not the best dancer, but that was an amazing, like, take on the theme.

And I was just so impressed with her.

I love the song by the way.

Get hair done, nails done, like Jetty.

Like I fucking love that song.

Yes, I have been particularly critical of him because I just expect so much of him as like a full-time performer, as a gay guy.

I just expect him to be like a good dancer.

And he actually, he's perfect for dancing with the stars because he does not have like the natural ability to dance.

You could tell everything comes to him really hard.

And he crushed.

He deserved his scores.

He deserved not even to be in the bottom.

He, and you know what?

I hope Riley is like getting to know him better because last night was so good on she crushed it, he crushed it, everyone crushed it.

Yeah, then we have Hilarion Gleb.

You know what?

And from a technical standpoint, she's really the best there.

Better.

Even more so than Whitney.

Yeah.

From a technical standpoint, like she, I think she was a former professional ballroom dancer.

Like in another life, she could have been a pro.

Yeah.

But I think one bad dance in their going home because I don't think they're getting any fan votes.

Yes, and I think she knows that.

I think that's why she was saying she's like so hard on herself.

Yeah.

And then they cut to Alec, who was sitting next to Chris Jenner and her new face, who also has the Molly Mae flipped up bob.

Was Chris Jenner there for Hilaria?

Hilaria, even though she was sitting next to the Earl parents.

The Ashley Dupree.

She was there for Hilaria and Alec.

Are they friends?

I don't know.

I think also she's like a Hulu.

She's an executive producer of the biggest show on Hulu, The Kardashians, and this is a Hulu production.

So I think it was very much like synergetically

a moment shocking.

But she's friends with the Baldwins.

I didn't know that.

And like publicly, too.

Brave.

Yeah.

Next, Andy and Emma.

Okay, so they're obviously, I told you that they were like having this like TikTok moment where everyone's like, PJOM, P-John, P-John.

And they're clearly leaning into this like cute older man

energy.

And the Northern Attitude song selection was.

She's choreographing him perfectly.

Like to do the grabbing the cat yeah like she did a great song

i know it i know the the hosier moment like for the screen for him to be like just spreading joy like

i actually got like really teared up i love him he's obviously not gonna win but in another life he would have been sent home first and the fact that like people are choosing to rally around him and he's the really the exact type of person who should be on the show he's learning he's so committed to improving like I'm sorry, he has at least three or four more weeks.

There are other people who will go home before him.

Yeah, no, it's great television.

And I hope that if they do rig the show in any way, that they just let it stay.

Let it stay a little longer because he's a joy to watch.

And people are like so loving him.

And I'm loving that because I'm one of those people.

Yeah.

No, me too.

I like look forward to his dances.

There are some people who like, who dance.

And I'm like, all right, it's time for a bath.

Yeah.

I'm not watching your package.

Yeah.

But I like, I'm like, what are they going to do?

Like, what are they going to bring?

How are they going to make it funny?

How are they going to make it like cute?

Because they don't have the the skills so they're bringing other stuff and that comedy they're bringing heart she is an amazing pro

yeah because maybe another pro wouldn't have brought this out in him no and she also got choked up when being interviewed by julianne saying she was so and i'm sure when she got their your her selection she wasn't thrilled you know because you know she you get paid per episode you want to win or you want to make it really far um and andy's not the exact type of person you're like hoping to get and she got really choked up saying i'm so glad we were partnered together like she was like like crying happy tears the whole night.

No, I love him.

Yeah,

next, Whitney and Robert Irwin.

Oh, I thought you were saying Whitney Lovett.

Whitney and Robert Irwin, what did they do again?

Just remind me.

You know, the one

million-dollar baby.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, he took his shirt off.

Yeah.

I just want to say, up until last night, I never thought of him as like a handsome individual.

And I thought, like, last night he was handsome is he like 20 or 40

or 12

yeah I was thinking seven

I bet he's like 24 the most shocking thing from the entire episode was that Robert Irwin has the most TikTok followers of anyone in the cast he's 21 what is he a father

no are you sure oh right Whitney's trying to get him a girlfriend yeah Bindy has a kid okay she was in the audience okay because his package is like and also i confuse him with his dad i'm like he has yeah of course no no he also

he has a very mature face he's got like a really chiseled jaw so you're like oh he's 42

but then he has like this blonde mop and he's like smiles and he's like he's 12 13

and i guess he's somewhere in the middle Got it.

And they are like, a lot of girls are DMing him.

Like he's like the eligible bachelor of the season.

Like really cute.

The dance was insane.

Like Whitney's just insane.

Crushing it.

Yeah.

She's getting too good for the show I feel like like that's probably what happened to Julianne and Derek

and then they like took on like more legacy roles and great uh yeah it's just like so unfair but I love to watch it agreed I love your dance Whitney agreed then Alex and Val awesome what was their dance again pop

oh yeah oh yeah yeah yeah um

So I had seen her do a TikTok to the dance, like radio radio with with those girls, and she crushed it.

I actually thought, like, I wish I didn't see it because I thought she did better on the TikTok than she did in

the studio, a ballroom, excuse me, but she was still very good.

I just was like shocked we didn't get the classics, like Renegade.

Yeah, I don't know.

I mean, they did like a tribute to savage.

I just, I have really, I have Alex Earl on a pedestal in all elements of life, but specifically in Dancing with the Stars.

And she didn't blow me away last night, but she was very good.

I thought it was like

so rock solid.

They did say it was her best dance, and I think technically it was.

The other ones were like a little more fun.

Circus was like so

like cool.

Last week, Mambo number five, like still more fun.

This was very like technical and like,

but I thought they were like so strong.

Yeah.

And I want to have more.

And they're also a good pair.

I want to have more fun next week.

Me too.

Me too.

Who do you think is going home next?

I unfortunately think my girl Elaine is on the chopping block.

But what, no, she might do a really good dance next week.

Like, her Hey Mickey was so cute and so fun.

I don't really feel like her partner's like getting her.

Yeah, he's like, I don't think he knows what to do with this, like, older woman.

No, but he's allowed to have like one off week, like, due to TikTok night.

No, but even the Hey Mickey, like, I liked it a lot, but I don't think it was like fully right for her.

You know, I don't think he really gets her.

Interesting.

Okay, let's give him, let's give him another shot.

I'm on the fence.

He's done some good work, some meh.

Who else, though, would be on the chopping list?

Scott Hoying.

Yeah, but he's vastly improving.

Dingelle Fischel.

No.

Andy Richter.

No.

Jen Affleck.

Jen Affleck was second to last score this week.

Was she?

Yeah.

Lauren and Andy were tied for bottom.

I don't know if she was tied in second to last place, but she was right above them.

She really needs a new fucking partner.

I agree.

Even this, because she did good this week, but the dance wasn't like memorable.

Yeah, and I didn't, like, they alluded to like her TikTok virality and the on the kitchen couch.

She was like good, like, but even like Alex Earls didn't lean so hard into her.

I guess she did get ready with me, never mind.

She started on like the makeup vanity.

Yeah, I'm just like anything Jan does.

I don't like him.

I know.

I'm just like a Jan hater.

I'm just like, he's too new.

You don't even go here.

You literally.

Like, why are you learning on the job?

I know.

And I guess like they do need new pros because they cycle in and out.

But like the concept of having a new pro, it's like a walking oxymoron.

Like new pro.

No, it's so true.

And like to give it to Jen, it's just wrong.

Like she

has such, she has limited time.

So like don't give it to someone who needs time.

Agreed.

It's actually a really unfair pairing.

That one.

He should have been with Hilario.

Yeah, he should, or even with Neil Yavit.

They could have, because also she.

No, and you know what?

Gleb and Jen Affleck.

Jen Affleck.

Perfect.

Yeah.

Oh my God.

The husband would flip.

Flip.

Maybe not.

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