Dancing FOR The Randos: Thursday, October 9th, 2025

Good morning, girlies.

It's the tolls.

It's Jackson Claude, and we're your hosts.

It's your favorite show, the fast-five things you need to know.

We'll start your day off swirly.

It's the toast.

I sound amazing.

Welcome back to the show.

Oh my God, I wish to LA I forgot how to speak.

Welcome back to the toast and happy

Thursday.

And it's kind of a different feeling type of Thursday because I love LA at the great, as the great Chaza Sunset once said.

That's right.

Turdy Wood.

Turdy takes Hollywood starts today.

I like Turdywood.

Yeah, me too.

I couldn't like figure out exactly how to word it, but we're working on it.

Okay, well, welcome to Turdywood.

Claudia is live from LA, which is so exciting for me because I love the elk of an Angelian.

And I really do hope that you get into the spirit of things.

I think you'll like reach untapped potential as an LA creator and podcaster.

Look at you in the Dear Media studios.

Do you feel different already?

Do you feel like talking about like wellness and

job in your love?

Well, I job my love pretty much every day.

So you really don't need to worry about that being like a coastal thing.

I job my love and I love my job, you know?

I do know.

How's like,

do you feel like you job your love more than you love your job or you love your job more than you job your love?

These are some big questions.

Like now we're getting to the big questions, but how does it feel to be in the dear media headquarters?

Like we're not really like in office swirlies, you know, we're kind of the remote workers with our own studio.

So how does it feel?

What's it like over there?

I was saying to Daniel here, who's in the, literally in this room with me,

I was saying like, you know, I don't usually like do this with people, you know, especially like people I'm just meeting.

I never do.

And I do feel like, I'm not going to lie, like extremely awkward.

Like I feel awkward

because of Daniel.

So like if I'm being weird today, like, it's Daniel's fault.

There's just like somebody right here, you know.

And how could I talk about like my period?

Like, Daniel's here.

Unfortunately, she can't talk about her period.

The good news is, you guys, I don't have my period.

You would know that because I shared the last time I did.

Just to circle back on that period and put a dot at the end of the sentence.

How was the whole period?

Like, overall, what was the experience?

Oh, my God.

My first period after being pregnant was insane.

Ready?

Was that from like my first?

My first period.

It's from Friends.

Chapter one.

My first period.

Title.

Obsessed.

Write it down.

So I'm glad you asked because, yes, I did just have my first period after being pregnant and it was a bloodbath.

Like,

Jackie, but let me tell you, it lasted one day.

Daniel.

It was.

What will Daniel think?

It was a 24.

It was a 24.

I just want to let you know, Daniel's enjoying immensely.

He's like, literally, he's giggling so hard.

Oh, I love that.

And I could tell Daniel has swirly energy.

I'm actually really not worried.

Like, I don't feel weird at all.

I'm sure Daniel has seen and heard like everything.

Cause really, it's true.

Steer Media has so many fabulous podcasts, so many different topics, genres.

It's true.

Women's health.

They're really like a strong voice for women.

Like, he's heard it all.

It's true.

Yeah, it's true.

So, having said that, it was a 24-hour bloodbath.

And that 24-hours happened to fall on Yom Kippur.

It was insane.

And I wore a white skirt.

Maybe that's why you fainted.

You lost too much blood.

Oh, my God.

I needed a blood transfusion.

Yeah.

And I wore a white skirt to synagogue on the day that I was like literally fighting for my life menstrually.

I like didn't get the all-white memo for Yom Kippur.

I don't know how I missed it, but I didn't.

There is no memo.

Everyone at Chul was wearing white.

No, and in hindsight, like, yeah, that is like the color for like a tony.

Purity, right?

Thankfully, I had a white cardigan, but I felt so like improperly dressed so i want to tell you guys about my journey to los angeles it was my first flight with ruby and of course my king was amazing like i seriously have no complaints i actually could not have asked for him to be like better yeah um but it was not without

drama you of course you doubted him like thinking like oh can ruby do this can ruby do that i didn't doubt him but let me tell you i was prepared i brought a cooler of milk 20 ounces of milk which we used by the way i had my two i had my tits out the whole flight like seriously i did not care tits out for the boys um for the boys it was like the one just one yeah there was a little bit of excitement on the plane because andy cohen was on my flight so actually me and ben were in the lounge and he walked by i recognized him immediately immediately let me tell you he has a mop of hair i've never seen like someone have so much hair it's just like thick that was the first thing i noticed and ben of course you know had to center himself and he was like wait like i should tell him like that i'm the guy like the spritz guy like craig's business partner it's a pretty decent connection considering you can't go up to him and tell him about the toast because if he no search his if he ever heard, if he ever heard.

Yeah, no, not good.

So I, you know, Ben is like really not shy.

And I was like, you know what?

I actually do think Andy like would find that interesting, right?

Although I don't know if Andy's like reputation is like he's like overly gracious to like fans and stuff.

Like I don't think he likes being approached.

But I said, you know what, Ben, do it.

Like Ben's such an affable guy.

I think Andy would appreciate this fun fact about who you are.

And I saw Ben go over to Andy in the lounge.

I heard the conversation.

Like, I don't really think Andy cared.

but Ben was like so sweet.

And he was like, it was just, it was fine, you know?

Like, it was fine.

Color me shot.

But then,

but then we got on the plane.

I had a feeling Andy was on my flight.

Like, he was also going to LA.

And then, yes, lo and behold, he was sitting right in front of Ben.

And

I have read all of Andy's books.

And so he's always traveling and he's always talking about how on his planes, he like watches all these episodes of Housewives Upcoming, gives notes to the editors.

I'm like, there's literally no way he does that.

Like watches every episode and like takes notes on like what needs to be edited out, what he likes, what he doesn't like.

Let me tell you, I walked past his computer like five times.

He was watching new episodes.

Well, I don't know if they were new, but they looked like they hadn't been aired yet of OCN Salt Lake City.

And he was also jotting down notes.

I was being such a little rat, like snooting.

But let me tell you, he was actually doing it.

Wow, walking the walk, talking the talk.

Wow, exactly.

And then when we all got up like to D-Plane, and I was right behind him with Ruby and the stroller, he was like, wow, your baby was so good.

I was so proud.

I was like, yeah.

He was like, he literally didn't make a peep.

Like, wow, he's such a good baby.

Like, kind of made like a lot of comments about it.

And I was like, yeah, yeah, that's my baby.

Yeah.

Who would have thought between like you and your pop culture podcast and Ben and his bravo connection, like Andy was only interested in foo?

Listen, we are parents.

Andy's a parent too.

Like, he gets it.

He is.

Now, that's not the story, actually, I wanted to tell you because I've had like my first like Los Angeles.

Experience.

And because this trip to LA like is fueled by the good guys, I am going to phrase it in a whatey and nuts, okay?

Okay.

Because I had a whatey and nuts moment this morning.

We don't have a car yet.

Betty's actually going to pick it up right now.

So I just Uber to the studio.

Okay.

And you know, there's a bunch of different options on Uber, and they have like different ones in different cities.

Like in New York, you can get Uber X, Uber Black, and Uber Premium.

Like, that's really it.

But other places, they have like Uber Comfort.

There was an option for me to work today.

Uber Woman driver.

And like,

no, I actually have like a lot of people relying on me to get to work safely because I don't put out this podcast.

Like, millions of Americans are affected.

Like, I can't take such a risk with a woman driver.

I'm like, this is so California.

Like, that's woman driver.

That's crazy.

I know.

I can't.

And to be clear, if I get, like,

a woman,

it was literally called Uber woman.

If I get a female driver in an Uber, like, I'm, I'm not, like, thrilled, but I don't cancel.

Like, it's fine.

It's fine.

Like, it's literally not a big deal.

Would I go seek it out?

Like, probably not.

Probably not.

But there might be the case to be made.

Like, I don't know if they're doing it for like women's empowerment or like, you know, closing the pay gap

or for like safety, because in other ways, like, yes, maybe actually on the road, you're perhaps not as safe with a female driver, but in the car, you might be.

Yeah, I guess if I was like, you know, traveling at night alone and they had that option, I actually might click it.

I take it back.

That might be what it's there for.

Yeah.

Not just like a performative thing to like

platform women and break the glass ceiling and kill people.

Yeah, okay, by the way, you've actually changed my perspective on it.

That's actually a really valid reason.

And like, if I had like a kid taking an Uber, I'd be like, Yeah, do the woman.

Yeah, you'll get here tomorrow, but it's fine.

She's going to read you to filth.

She's going to be so nasty, but

so yeah, I'm an Angelino.

I have so much to do today, getting like my digs ready.

You know, I got to pick up our car.

I got to find like my local spots.

But all in all, Turneywood is off to a good start.

I'm really happy and excited for you.

And I love this change of scenery, this change of turt.

I actually did something major yesterday.

I talked about a few months ago how I was a judge.

I was selected as a judge of a short story contest that was hosted by the novelry.

It was the biggest contest in literature with the biggest prize money, $100,000 for the winner.

All summer, people submitted their short stories.

They got records, like crazy amount of submissions, and they shared the top ones with the judges.

And the judges' panel met.

So Jack is a judge on like this really elite thing with other like huge celebrities as judges.

Huge celebrities and authors, like just a who's who of the book world.

Literally you.

Like I heard the author of The Camber of the Counselor was on that panel.

Right.

So I was like happy to be there amongst colleagues.

We met and deliberated yesterday and chose the winner.

So I think that will be announced soon, which is really exciting.

And everyone can read the story.

And it was just, it was fascinating stuff.

are you gonna say like who else was on the zoom are you allowed yeah the judges panel is that was public information when everything was um announced so first the whole panel was chaired by tayari jones who wrote american marriage and american marriage massively popular julia quinn was on the panel bridgerton oh jan martel life of pie

oh that's a bit carly fortune

ohmet did she say anything about megan markle she didn't say anything about me markle actually And whatever happened to that story, I know this happens a lot with books where like things get optioned, but I thought like Megan Markle doing that was kind of a good idea.

It's probably still in ideation.

She bought the rights to Carly Fortune's The Big One.

What was the Summer on the Lake?

They're all called Lake House Summer.

Lakey Summer.

Leaky Lakey.

Who else was there?

Emma Roberts?

Major in the book world.

Suz.

A couple of book fluencers like myself.

A couple influential voices in the literary space like yourself.

Yeah, it was really cool.

I'm really excited for people to read the winning submission.

Go, Jackie, go, Jackie, go.

Go, Jackie, go, Jackie, go.

Hey.

So that's what I was up to yesterday, just judging a literary contest.

Just being judgmental.

W-B-U.

Whatever.

W-B-U.

Oh, yeah.

I was taking my son on a plane.

I mean, Fugo's Hollywood.

There's nothing better.

I did feel like so spoiled i had so much access to brian and like i really feel like i hacked like travel hacked the whole thing shout out to american airlines for being extremely baby friendly and it's just so funny how like people i guess it could go either way but my experience was like people when you have a baby are just so nice to you right they like let you in and i guess some people aren't but like for the most part except like of course it wasn't without its drama when we got through tsa

they had to like test my breast milk like stop it Seriously, they opened up my cooler and I'm like, are you going to touch it?

She was like, no, we just have to like put this paper and she like, it's dripping.

It was so stupid.

So then we had to like resettle, put our shoes back on, and we go to the lounge.

And I'm in the elevator to the lounge.

I'm like, Ben, do you have my purse?

And he was like, no.

It's like, I was pushing Ruby.

You take everything else.

It's giving Tommy Fury.

I ran.

If you saw me sprinting for my fucking life in JFK Airport Terminal 8 yesterday, no, you didn't.

What kind of purse was it?

I ran.

A big Chanel one.

Like it literally said, rob me, Chanel.

And my wallet sticking right out at the top is filled to the the brim.

And my wallet was right at the top.

Also, Chanel.

Seriously, I deserve what comes to me.

Like, I'm so such an idiot.

Let me say, the good people of JFK Airport, it was untouched.

It had probably been a total of like four or five minutes.

He was left there alone on a bench.

Oh, that's kind of

in a point of pride, like in a big.

But that area is like highly secure, actually, for other reasons, not because of your purse.

Like, they have a lot of cameras.

If your bag did go missing, like, you could probably track it down.

Yeah, and the airport is sort of like the self-contained thing.

You can't, like, rob me and leave.

Yeah.

Well, you could, I guess, and then miss your flight came into rubber.

All for what, a Chanel bag that could be fake?

It's not, but you don't know that.

Yeah.

I hope people have better things to do

and want to get to where they're going.

How are the stories today?

Good.

Lots to like, just little bits and bobs to update.

Bits and bobs?

Bits and bobs.

Like nothing groundbreaking.

Actually, there is groundbreaking news, which is that it looks like peace in the Middle East is on the horizon.

You know what?

That is news that breaks groundbreaking.

I would call that groundbreaking, and that did happen yesterday.

I know.

I do feel like over the course of the war, there have been like a couple of iterations of things.

I'm like, I will be like celebrating when it happens.

I'm just like a little skeptical, only because I have like trauma.

Agreed.

This seems to be the big one.

I know, I know.

They say all 48 are coming home.

Well, not all because some of the bodies that they kidnapped, they probably can't find.

But living hostages, they're estimating around 20 living hostages will be returned home this weekend or by Monday.

So that's like amazing news.

Yeah, it really is.

I'm just so like holding my breath.

I don't even want to talk about it.

Yeah, it's real.

But so it's just funny that I said there was no groundbreaking news when actually there was like major news.

Yeah, news that broke ground.

Yeah, in a major way.

So praying.

Cautiously optimistic.

Yeah.

Anything else before we?

I mean, I don't have my clock today.

You know, I'm not in my usual situation.

So like, I don't know.

Are we dallying?

Are we dillying?

You know?

I feel like we are doing an appropriate amount of dillying and dallying, especially considering like the sort of foundation on which the toast is built has shifted a bit.

You know, different place, different time.

Like for me, I'm podcasting at noon.

Like I feel like taking a nap.

Oh my God, let me just say, I know half the people who listen are like, bitch, this episode's never coming out.

I've never podcasted so early in my life, you guys.

I'm fighting for my life over here.

Oh my God, I've never podcasted so late.

It's like trying to take my makeup off.

Yeah, that's like just the one issue with Turdywood Week or week.

I don't even know how long it's going to be.

I don't even have a return flight.

That's the one issue is that like I'm podcasting so early and the episodes are coming out so late.

Yeah, I had the time to like make a beautiful breakfast this morning.

Tomorrow, I'm actually like going on an adventure before the toast.

I don't know if that's going to like help.

I have had it like a whole day.

You're coming on an adventure.

Yeah, I am.

Where to?

um i'll tell you about it tomorrow after i've had an adventure and then i'll be able to share and then maybe like that would be great

right it would be good for the podcast to like live before to live before

perhaps

maybe

we'll see just switching it up

okay so i oh sorry ben is gonna kill me i have someone to share you guys Well, maybe as punishment for the purse.

Yes.

As you guys know, Spritz Society is nominated yet again for USA Best Can Cocktail.

And we have now won it, I think, like three years in a row.

And it's kind of annoying because now we like have to win every year because it's like, what, we're in our flop era.

So we've won it three years in a row.

And so I'm sorry, you guys have to vote.

Voting ends Monday the 13th at midnight.

You can vote at least once

most once a day.

The link to vote is in the Instagram bio of the Spritz Society Instagram at Spritz.

It's also in the description of today's episode.

Please just help us kind of keep our reputation.

I would be embarrassed at this this point.

You don't have to win everything you're nominated for, but my God, three years in a row, like we kind of have a lot to lose now.

I almost wish we never won.

It's a lot of pressure.

It is.

That's why we choose not to win awards here at the toast, you know?

Exactly.

It's too stressful.

It's just better this way.

But please vote for us.

Vote for L.

Vote for L.

Without further ado,

it is time for the Fast Five Stories that you do need to know.

You do.

Oh, shit.

Sorry.

Not me getting distracted on my phone.

I'm so LA.

Like, okay.

Oh, I'm so, I'm so fucked right now.

Just start.

I'm going to have my clock up.

So just start over.

She's just like Angeli and she's living up to the stereotype of being a slob.

Of working hard.

Okay, start again.

Say it again.

Okay, without further ado, to do to do,

here are the fast five stories that you need to know.

And the fast five stories that you need to know are brought to you by SmartMouth.

And I forgot to tell you guys this story.

Ben's been taking these like herbs because he takes these herbs when he thinks he's getting sick.

They're called like Gaia herbs.

And I literally turned to him in bed not two nights ago and I said, um, do you have BO or is that your breath?

I could not tell how, like, where the stag was coming from.

It was his breath.

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Thank no miss tertimers.

I hate when I miss a tertimer, you know?

I did something crazy while you were reading that ad.

Tell me if you can tell me.

Crack?

Crazier.

Okay, wait, hold on.

You did something crazy.

Let me put the eye back down.

Yeah, focus.

Look at me.

Yeah, your hair was up before it, right?

You put on lipstick?

You take it raw off?

Yeah.

What did you do?

Wait, I'm done.

I took off my mic flag.

Why?

It's digging into my belly, and I'm always adjusting it, and it's, it's

like.

Okay, that's that's sort of like the one thing you could have said.

I don't know if you guys have noticed, I'm always like moving the microphone, but I have to take it away from me.

Then it's too far.

I'm taking it off because corners are dig into my belly.

Okay, that's like such a fair reason.

However, like I'm at the Dear Media Studio, so neither of us are.

This is a matter of time.

How is anybody going to know what show this is if you take your mic flag off?

Like I don't just have to hold the iPad up the whole time.

Wait, you know what I'll do?

I'll do this.

Love.

It's a nameless, faceless podcast.

Okay.

I just, I needed to do it for my health.

And I hope that you understand.

And I know that you I do.

I do understand and I know that you needed to do it for your health.

However, I just can't help but like take it it personal because you know how much a mic flag is.

I know.

That's why I came clean.

I didn't want you to have to find out on your own and feel like I betrayed you because people would like saw me do it and they would have commented.

Jackie, if you'd never said anything, I would not have noticed.

But people would have been like, why did Jackie take off her mic flag?

And then I would have felt like I was keeping something from you.

And Jackie took off her mic flag because she's a self-hating toaster.

Exactly.

I hate our branding.

And our straight face.

I can't even say that with a straight face.

We're so cute.

Nobody cuter.

Our first story: Lird Swift making more news with her talk show appearances.

Last night she was on late night with Seth Meyers recounting tales from the era's tour.

By the way, best she's looked in years.

Yes, she looks parcel-ish.

And also, I feel like.

She looks parcel-ish.

Parcel-ish.

And she has a new foch.

Yeah, let's talk about Taylor Swift's new face.

And I feel like...

It's crazy that for the last five days, she's really gotten away, like, kind of under the radar.

Her first appearance on Graham Norton, like, I know people, like, said stuff, but I just thought maybe she like looked different one time but it's very clear that she's had like work done and that's also why she was hiding at the nfl games like it wasn't about the stalker you and i obviously operate on two completely different corners of the internet because like where i'm lurking everyone's talking about her new face oh i've seen like a couple things but it's not overwhelming what i've seen and i feel like everyone's being really kind and i actually feel like an asshole like bringing it up but like it's very clear no no it's so obvious and love that for her like i'm saying this all in an overwhelmingly positive way because her face looks sick she She looks so good.

And I do think it was the Apple Music interview that like really spotlighted it.

Yes, the Zane Lowe and I think she thought she could get away because she's like on Zoom and it's like not the best lighting and it's not like a perfect camera.

It's a computer.

She looked more different than ever.

Like, and it's, I don't know why she would schedule like this doctor's appointment so close to the release.

Yeah.

Um, because it's so obvious.

And you're you, by the way, you were on the fucking money about her lipstick, like trying to throw us off.

We can't be deterred.

No, we can't be deterred.

And I feel like people, like Graham Norton, for me, like sometimes you could look a little different and that was okay with me.

Like I wasn't.

Especially if you're traveling like cross-continental, you get a little puffy.

Like you could, you look different when you travel.

But as the face continues to settle, I'm like, oh, it is a new one.

And let me tell you, like, when we get to the final resting place of the face, which I do not believe we've gotten there yet because she literally looks different every day.

I feel like it's going to be so good because she looked.

gorgeous on the um Zane Lowe one.

Like obviously, I don't know what was done.

I don't think it was like a full-blown facelift, but like they are are Snatching it back.

I've seen people say bleff upper bleff bleff.

Yes, that's what Shannon did the upper bleff fox eye

yeah, but foxey was like a trendy

Like a plastic surgery trend that I feel like is not popular right now.

It's definitely in the eyes and the cheeks Do you think she went to Steve Levine?

I don't

I don't think so because she didn't need a facelift and she didn't get a facelift.

And did she do this after the engagement and after new heights or before?

It's giving

after.

It was afternoon.

That's what I'm saying.

The timing is just like poorly planned.

And Taylor has said famously in her documentary, like her whole life is planned two years in advance.

Like she can't even think about like personal milestones because she already knows that in two years she's going to be on tour or writing an album.

And so for them to have like miscalculated.

the doctor's appointment is just like so not Taylor.

She's slipping.

She was off from Eras till August.

She was just like low.

She's been making sure that she has had so much time.

Yeah.

Oh, and also speaking of Taylor, not to like jump, but when you talk about Kelly Teller, Liz Woods pointing something, pointing something out like so sinister that's going on.

I mean, we have been on to, I think a lot of people now, like all the Swifties can agree, like they're definitely not friends.

There are definitely some people who are still in denial.

But when we first started saying it, people were like, no, no, they were just busy.

No fucking way.

There is so something going on between these two.

And somebody just unearthed Liz Woods.

She posted on her Instagram that an Instagram post from Kelly Taylor from like before the album came out.

It has this long caption.

I think it's about her anniversary with Miles or something.

And there are two telos lyrics in there.

Dancing Through the Lightning Strike and Knock on Wood, which knock on wood is a common phrase.

So like I could give the benefit of the doubt, Dancing Through the Lightning Strike.

So that's crazy.

And by that time, the friendship was already in question.

Like, cause I could see a world where like she did that and that's like, and they were still friends.

And it's like, wait, you're kind of spoiling my album.

Kelly posted nothing about the album, nothing about Taylor's engagement.

Like, they were so buddy-buddy, like, probably, like, and I was obsessed, but like a really fast-burning friendship.

Yeah, and you went from that to not even posting about the album.

Number one in the rest are Golden Globe State at a beginning.

Golden Globes.

Golden Globe State.

Yeah.

Golden Global State.

What are you saying?

Goldzee?

Golden Globes Date.

Golden Globes Date.

Yeah.

Golden Globes.

I mean, it was.

Like, I had a date.

Golden Globes.

Golden Globes.

Unless we weren't dating anymore, I'd post about your album and your engagement.

I know.

And the lyrics are actually really, that's very like, ooh, to me.

And then people, like, she launched a clothing line on Tiloas today.

Day of 10-3.

Also, not something that, like, you do with a friend, if that's your best friend.

Like, if you have two launches.

I need to know what happened.

Not like I can't shop and listen at the same time.

I actually can.

I actually prefer.

but that's like a pop culture thing i'm sure we'll never find out what happened but like that is something i would really love to know yeah no it's definitely like becoming more and more clear that the friendship is over ruined the yeah and anybody saying no is in denial like they both like have full lives okay they had full full lives during golden ghosting

right

they had full lives um travis and oh sorry oh i was gonna get to the point of the story which was like some of the anecdotes that taylor was sharing on the oh right right right let's not just talk about her looks Claudia sorry she looked so sick that corset snatching up that waist like oh my god she looked insane she just looked like a gazelle like so

like tall and lean and feminine and like just sick she looked so gorgeous i'm sorry i'm a toxic woman i thought she looked pretty sorry yeah no but we were also talking about her facelift um

She shared some funny stories about the Eristor, about Travi, one that I really enjoyed about Greta Gerwig,

or not Greta Gerwig, to Greta or not not to Greta.

Neta Nerwig.

Feta Ferwig.

I'm just loving this era of like Taylor sharing like even just like little things the fact that like Travis would go to a show and then like their post-show ritual was like them kikiing and gossiping about like what went down in the VIP tent.

Like just those little nuggets are so important to me as like a woman.

And there used to be a time when she was with that miserable wench where like everything was private, like they couldn't even take a picture together.

And now we've just flipped so the opposite.

There's a weekly podcast coming out every week from Travis and also his sister-in-law like where they just talk about her like thank you like this is literally i'm a i'm a taylor smith fan but i'm also like a nosy little bitch and so i'm just so i'm so much happier now than i was back then yeah do you want to talk about kylie's podcast I do listen to the clip and how it's like nobody can convince me Kylie Kelsey doesn't fucking hate Taylor Smith.

I'm sorry.

The way she talks about Taylor, it's just never, for me, seems genuine.

And even with she like had to talk about the new album, she talked about it like couched in her girls, which I get like, it's like, I'm sure the girls love Taylor, but like, she was like, and speaking of the girls, let's talk about the life of a showgirl.

Okay.

I don't know.

I'm sorry.

I'm one thing about me.

I'm not buying it.

No, every time she talks about Taylor, like, I'm like, I just wish you didn't because I wasn't even thinking, I wasn't even wondering, what does Kylie think of Life of a Showgirl?

And I wonder, I'm sure there were people who would be like, why wouldn't she talk about it?

But at this point, like, I just feel like the way that Kylie is, it's like, if she never talked about Taylor, I would just respect that, like, that's just because she doesn't want to, like, talk about her.

And I, I would actually, the mystery would make me feel like they're actually good, they're closer, but then when she goes and talks about her, it's just like it's never enough, no, and it just never feels

like warm and fuzzy, yeah, yeah,

but I think also we don't know Kylie because we don't listen to her podcast, and I do think that's very much like her Philly personality, the sort of like this hard ass, and that's how she talks to her husband, whatever, and like, so maybe we're just like, don't get her.

Or maybe so.

All I'm saying is every time I hear a clip, I'm like, she fucking hates this bitch.

Yeah.

And I'm like, she shouldn't have said anything because then I wouldn't have heard a clip.

Exactly.

And I didn't need the, the not talking about Travis and Taylor's engagement like was weird because it's about Travis, right?

And Travis is her family.

Yeah.

Taylor's album, I didn't need like a recap on.

No, I didn't know.

When I think of Taylor's new album, I'm not like, there wasn't a song about Kylie on it.

Like there's not a lyric about Kylie.

I don't actually need Kylie's take.

So, I didn't, I wasn't looking for that in an episode.

Yeah, and she did engage with what people have been saying about like the song wishlist is literally like Kylie's life, which is so cute, but it just like it's it

didn't come off as cute.

It's funny when I heard wishlist, I didn't think that that's Kylie's life, but she has like a whole block looking like you,

yeah.

Actually, they look more like her, but yeah,

yeah,

so

there you go.

Her name was Turdy, Made her money being purdy and wordy.

Somebody DM'd that to me yesterday, and I'm obsessed.

I might actually make it my new Instagram bio.

Oh, that's cute.

Yeah, do you think the lyric is like famous enough yet?

Uh,

no,

right, like in a year, will people know what I'm writing about?

Is your bio right now?

Like, what are we letting go of?

The life of a turd girl.

No, I'm kidding.

It is, oh, it's gotta go.

What is it?

The name's turdy.

Turdy Lou.

Okay.

Okay, James Bond.

Why is nobody talking about how losery my Instagram bio is?

Like, I need more people to be like making fun of me for that.

Should we change it right now?

Yeah, sure.

To that or anything?

Do you have, you're like good with words.

I mean, my Instagram bio couldn't be stupider.

Why?

The CEO of Turdy Lou Global?

I love it.

CEO of Turdy Lou Global.

When people like email me, like cold email me, they're like, hi, Jacqueline.

We love what you're doing at Turdy Lou Global.

I'm like, well, when AI like scrapes the internet for information about you, if you ever like ask chat, what is Jackie Ashre's job?

They would say, found

CDO of Turdy Lou Global.

Her name was Turdy.

Made her money being, I'm going to do it and see how it feels.

Being purdy and wordy.

His name was

Cruno.

Made his money being Cruno and Luno.

Okay.

Her name was Jackie.

Made her money being wacky and tacky.

I love it.

Wait, but that's funny.

Like, you're obviously not tacky.

Like, I know.

Let me see how it looks.

Just like not a nice word, you know?

Oh, I just want to say, like, I fucking hate this.

I'll tell you what.

And didn't she say that in

Actually Romantic?

They called her tacky or something.

Oh, yeah.

Stop talking dirty to me.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

Next story.

Do you think?

I don't even know if Tommy finished the story.

Oh, yeah.

So she told all these stories.

I watched one story and I enjoyed the one, but I didn't want to hear about the Burmese Python.

But she's just like a great storyteller.

Like Seth Meyers was there.

Seth Meyers was there.

She was telling stories.

I liked the Greta Gerwig story.

I sat through it and I enjoyed it, but I didn't listen to further stories.

I also find it like surprising that she's not going on Jimmy Kimmel just to like make a statement.

It's almost like a glaring omission.

I was thinking that too.

Her choice to go on Fallon is actually safe.

Like they're such good friends.

They have that connection.

Like his mother was a little bit more than a little bit of a family.

Yeah, no, that wasn't the red flag against Kimmel, but now you're doing it.

Now she's doing like, and also like the, like, this tier two shows.

Like, I do think in general, it's a good decision for her to not go on Kimmel because it's polarized.

It is in this moment.

And he has like less viewers now than he did before everything happened.

And I just, like, I think she would want no part of it.

Like this is meant to be a lot of people.

And then it would become about that.

Right.

Like, and I think that she's wise to just stay away from it because it's not like she has to do it or anything like that.

So I think that's.

But I just found it interesting.

But I think she should do Jake Shane.

Yeah, of course.

Yeah.

I wonder what else she's going to do.

She's like doing a lot.

Yeah, she did Apple Music.

I know.

And like, while I understand like people love Zayn Lowe, can you raise your hand if you've you've ever like watched a Zayn Lowe interview?

Not like a clip of Taylor on it.

Like, do you tune in to Zayn Lowe?

And oh, and by the way, it begs the question, who the fuck is Zayn Lowe?

He's like, why do we care?

So am I.

And I'm sorry, the music expert of this generation is Jake Shane.

Like, Jake Shane is the new Zayn Lowe.

Sorry.

Yeah.

And also, like, Zoom.

No.

Zoom.

It's 2025.

No.

It's skipping COVID.

No, that's like, like, just upsetting when I see something like that.

I don't like it.

Even though I guess this show is on Zoom.

Actually, I'm sorry.

No, we don't use Zoom.

We don't use Zoom.

And the show is Pargy.

Like, is the Zoom in the room with us?

No, we literally don't use Zoom.

It's the worst product ever.

It's the worst interface.

Yeah.

I have PTSD.

I agree.

I'm going to make the call.

I don't know if we finish discussing the story, but I'm going to move on to the next story.

She's calling it.

I'm calling it.

I just feel like we'll be back here probably later in the week.

Okay.

Next story.

Beckham family puts on a United Front at Victoria's Netflix doc premiere without Brooklyn and Nicola.

So we've sort of been like countdown to the premiere.

We figured Brooklyn and Nicola wouldn't be there, though they were at David's premiere signaling better times.

And now we're in worse times because it's Victoria's premiere and they were not there, though all the kids and their significant others were there to celebrate Victoria's new docuseries on Netflix, which is out now.

And I can't wait to watch.

I can't wait to watch it either.

And the other two kids being there, I'm sorry, it just like doesn't do it for me.

I don't even know their names.

Cruz.

And

Beckham.

Hold on.

Romeo.

Romeo.

Romeo.

Rehome yo.

Yeah.

By the way, you're such an influencer living in LA and rehoming your dog.

Oh, I just want to say my family's made a decision about Romeo.

I forgot to tell you this.

When we do get back from L.A., whenever that is, like, he will be coming home.

He gets one more chance.

Yeah, Ben went over to his parents' house to say goodbye before we left, and he got like so emo seeing Romeo.

Romeo was being such a good boy.

And like, you know, Ben really loves Romeo.

I love Romeo too, obviously, but like not as much as I did before.

And Ben was really sad.

I said, Of course, he can come home.

And now, like, Ruby is sleep trained.

I don't think actually a bark would wake him up.

But when Romeo came home and we were trying to like put Ruby down for naps, like, it was so temperamental.

And you're fucking barking, like, get the fuck out of here, bitch.

Yeah.

Now we're in a better, more stable place.

We have a new home.

So, like, it's fine.

He'll come home.

So, Romeo's coming home.

He's coming home.

I love that.

And Romeo Beckham went home to his family at the premiere of Victoria's Talku series.

So it was Romeo Cruz and Harper, the daughter who's 14, who's just like so cute, you know, and you know, she's caught up in the drama.

No, I am looking forward to like her coming-of-age story and like seeing her do fashion week stuff and like becoming, you know, like an Apple Martin type of swirly, um, because that's totally in her future.

Having said that, like, these kids don't do it for me.

I'm sure they're lovely people, but like, I need Brooklyn there.

I need Nicola there, and I'm sure they, they want Nicola and Brooklyn there, too.

It's like, I know we always say,

I know we always say, like,

well, maybe she could, no, like, you're not there.

You're

done.

And we knew it was done.

They had a vow renewal and they weren't there.

Like, we knew it was done, but like, this was going to be like one more critical thing, just like Taylor's bacherette will prove if she's friends with Blake and Kelly.

Like, one more critical moment.

That is the nail in the coffin.

It's really bad.

And it's such a cliche.

Like, come on, be better.

Yeah.

It's upsetting.

But I'm excited.

I'm looking forward to the documentary.

Yeah, me too.

I think I'll watch that tonight.

Oh, I watched Love is Blind last night.

Three new episodes dropped.

I'll do like a mini recap at the end.

One, because Claudia didn't watch yet and I want to talk about it with you.

And two, like, they weren't like the most bussing episodes, except like the in-denver mixer did happen.

I love that.

The Denver mixer, where, you know, all the castoffs came to play.

So that was like, i guess the most interesting piece of it but we are getting to see like the couples either maturing or not and some of them like i actually think have more potential than i did last week when i was like you should break up today okay

do you think there's any chance that victoria's documentary references the issue in her family or they're not like that i think if it did it actually would be in the stories today because i think like editors who already

watched it up like i saw headlines about like talking about eating disorders out of winter i think it wouldn't be in the news.

So no.

Um, our next story: an update from

number three.

Okay, an update for something we were talking about yesterday, which was dancing with the chart stars dedication night.

Oh, yeah.

Um, Danielle Fischel.

So, we, by the way, we just like sort of misunderstood with dedication night.

Oh, yeah, for sure.

It doesn't mean that you're like dancing with a rando.

Uh, you are still dancing with the star.

You're dancing for the rando.

Title

I'm crying

Oh, goodness.

Goodness me.

Oh.

And also,

when I thought it was still like dancing with a rando and it said Daniel Fischel is dancing with the 98-year-old

Mr.

Feeney.

Mr.

Feeney, I'm like, that's actually really not fair.

Like, that's crazy to make him try, like, get up and dance and like train for a week.

Oh, I just assumed, like, he would be in a wheelchair and, like, she would be, like, dancing around him.

And I only assumed that because

no, but like, in the picture of him and her, like, the most recent one, like, he's sitting and she's like crouched above him, like, like, how you do, like, with an older person, just to an older person to get up, just so they don't have to get up.

Right.

Um, I actually didn't even question like how he was gonna dance at 99 years old.

Um, 99.

I just thought for sure like they were going to win, but now, well, they might still.

Anyway, she is bringing William Daniels, aka Mr.

Feeny, to Dancing with the Stars dedication night, said it's going to be very memorable.

So we were half right that she would pick someone from Boy Meets World.

Apparently, Ben Savage does not exist.

He doesn't fuck with Topanga.

He doesn't fuck with anyone from Boy Meats World, including Mr.

Feeny.

Just so you know.

He's giving me like a self, like he's a self-hating boy.

He's a self-hating Disney star.

Yeah.

So her and Pasha are going to dance a jive and Bill is going to be on the ballroom floor with us.

And he's going to participate in the dance as well.

Okay, so it's dancing for the Randos and the Randos.

And with for and for and by.

Yeah.

Yeah.

They're dancing to the Boy Meets World theme song, the one you all know and love.

Yeah, so like, wait, which one?

The original?

The original.

Not the Serena Carpenter.

The Serena Carpenter one is so good.

I've been waiting for a day like this to come.

That's like lightning.

That song is so good.

I'm going to play it.

I'm going to play it.

So Ben.

Can I say something?

I don't know it.

I've never heard this song before.

Yeah, no.

I was like a big Disney kid, but there are like particular blind spots.

I don't know if you've seen actually, and I watched Wizards of Waverly Place,

but I guess like yesterday marked a day.

Technically, Alex Russo's character like dies.

Like, in the last episode, they say she's gonna die on October or whatever, 2025.

And that was yesterday, and every, everybody's like, Alex Russo is dead.

Like, who gives a fuck?

There are like Disney Channel blind spots for me, and Boy Meets World is like low-key one of them.

Like, I had watched episodes, and I remember that one where, like, that friend, Sean, who was like, kind of hot, um, he, like, becomes a bad boy and like is addicted to, like, Advil or something.

Um,

but the show

is not really like a part of my

childhood ahead of of our time.

Like by the way.

But Ben loved it.

Ben like turned to me when we were watching Dancing with the Stars and he's like, Topanga was like the love of my life.

And I said, what?

Not me kind of looking like Topanga.

No, Topanga looks like my friend Sam.

No.

Do you know who Topanga looks like?

I said it to Ben.

He said it was the best call ever.

And I'm sorry that the toasters are not going to know who this person is.

Dr.

Freilish, our pediatrician growing up.

Yeah, but you also just have her on the brain.

Because she's a pediatrician.

She's Ruby's pediatrician.

Because you're seeing.

No, no, Ben, Jackie, she's so tapanga no to me she's sam frankle it's a good call too yeah but sam frankel is mary beth holland yes i do after you said that i did start to see it um anyways tapang is bringing out mr feeny we know who some other people are bringing out elaine's bringing out chessie um

dylan is bringing out the younger efron sister not i don't believe you not zach okay

Thus fueling my theory, Zach Efron hates his brother Dylan.

He's just like such a not a team player, you know, like Zach?

Yeah, like I actually think he loves Dylan and would do anything for him except show up to Dancing with the Stars.

Like he didn't do the high school musical reunion on Zoom during COVID, which at the time really hurt.

But today like feels like

it was the right call.

He definitely feels like a good choice.

He's just like always off like yachting with his friends and like doesn't want to be like do the things that like the people would love.

I feel like Zach Efron was like more than happy to like include Dylan and like be there for Dylan when Dylan was a nobody, right?

Like he had his brother on his show, Zach Efron, at the end of the world.

And now, like, Dylan is a formidable opponent, sort of.

And I think Zach's jealous, honestly, I really don't think that's it.

I just think he's like a party pooper.

Yeah.

And it's annoying me because he's one of my faves.

I agree.

Like, he's

in hindsight, he shouldn't have done that high school musical reunion.

Yeah.

Like, that was a bunch of yellow belly losers.

But at the time, it's exactly, where are you?

You're not.

No one's doing anything else.

Like, be Troy Bolton.

Be him.

Troy.

Right now I can hardly breathe.

Oh, you can do it.

Just know that I believe.

Those movies, actually, don't even get me started.

Those movies are so fucking good.

Like, it's crazy that people thought the Revenant was a good movie.

Like, have you seen High School Musical 3?

I'm not getting you started because this episode's already going out late and we just can't go a half hour later.

Oh, it's so true.

Okay.

Yeah.

Okay.

Moving on.

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you're welcome jurdy our fourth story shirce ronin will play linda mccartney circia i tried i really did um

she will be playing linda mccartney in the new beatles movies so we have been talking about these beatles movies for years now four movies four beatles everyone gets their own movie

Cerseia has landed the role of Linda, the wife of Sir Paul McCartney, in the upcoming four-part Beatles biopic.

As a reminder, Paul Mezcow will be playing Paul McCartney.

Feels like a generous casting.

For Paul Mezcow?

Yeah.

You mean generous to Paul McCartney?

Correct.

It's like, yes,

I would like Megan Fox to play me in the Turdy Lou Global biopic.

Everybody's talking about these four Beatles movies.

When I tell you, I don't give a shit.

And one of my hot takes, and and I say this every time I talk, like, I don't give a fuck about the Beatles, their music low-key sucks.

Like, I just don't fucking care.

Um,

so happy for Sergeia that she got this role.

And I feel like Sercia Rodin's been chasing the high.

Like, she can get cast in whatever movie she wants.

She will never have a better role than her first role, which was The Girl Who Got Murdered in the Lovely Bones, literally the saddest movie ever.

Oh my god, I always get, do you get this on Instagram or maybe it's a Texas?

Yes, like clips of movies.

Like, and I find myself like watching the five minutes of a movie on my phone and i like i can't turn it off and and i'm so aware of it now i'm like this is a complete fucking waste of my time stop watching them jackie i have seen the entire movie in her cellar in the form of tick tock clips i've never actually seen the movie in full just in tick tock clips and i've also seen every episode of young children in tiktok oh i also see the good doctor a lot Oh, I don't get the good doctor with like the doctor who's autistic.

Yeah, like I get a lot of like medical cases.

And then so someone comes in and it's a house.

Yeah, and they have something like very rare.

And I'm like, wait, wait.

Sir Klaj.

What is it?

So I'm literally sitting there watching a movie on Instagram.

Chicago Med, I watch.

Yeah, no, I literally watch TV shows in two minute clips.

What is it?

I need them to stop like for the sake of just like productivity and mental health.

Like I don't need to be sitting down to watch a movie right now.

Yeah.

And it's like, do you think when these directors and these screenwriters like put together these like.

passion projects of theirs, do they realize like most people are going to consume them in 30 second clips on Rails?

I don't know.

So I get a lot of like Lovely Bones clips, like the scene where Mark Wahlberg realizes

when he's like building

when the sister is in Stanley Chucci's house and she like, she, uh, he, she opens the floorboard and Stanley Chucci's like, is there some bitch in my house?

And she's trying to be really quiet.

And so she drops the floorboard and he like hears it from downstairs and comes running after her.

I get that scene all the time.

Oh my God.

No, him in his backyard like building a yurt talking to the father of the woman.

The yurt.

Oh my God.

Not enough people talk about Stanley Chucci's acting abilities.

I feel like they just know him like Devil Ris Prada.

He's always playing like sassy.

No, his range, you have to see the Lovely Bones.

It's the best fucking movie ever.

No, but it's really disturbing.

Yes, it is.

The book, I actually never read the book, but Olivia read it when she was a kid and she was like always talking about it.

So much to the point where I feel like I read the book, you know, and I also saw the movie.

Such a powerful story.

Yeah.

So after that, coming off the high of Lovely Bones, Sergeia will be playing Linda McCarthy.

That's what I'm saying.

That's right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I know a lot, like somebody probably probably assumes that I do, but I actually don't have any issues with Sergeia Ronin.

Like, I kind of like her, even though I think people would think, like, be a beef, you know?

Yeah, that she should, we're not like the elk of Circiaites, but um, we're not Roninites.

No, she's a talented actress, it's like not her fault that, like, the movies she's in, like, aren't my favorite movies of all time.

I guess that is,

but, like, I don't know what, like, genre she does, but it's like the anti-turdy genre, yeah, yeah.

Like, I saw Ladybird, I wasn't inspired,

um, I didn't see her version of Little Women.

And like, I'm genuinely okay with that.

I've also never seen Little Women.

I've never read Little Women.

I know somebody dies and somebody's a lesbian.

And I do actually one day want to commit to watching it.

So I'm trying to remember.

I'm reading it because it's like about four daughters.

Sisters.

Yeah.

No, people.

It's about Melania, Gabriella, Gia.

They're modern.

No, it's about Brooks, Gray Sacks, Mary Hot,

Sarah Jane.

1,000%.

Yeah.

No, I guess it is Serge's fault that she chooses movies that she knows we wouldn't want to watch.

And there's actually an episode of Friends where Joey reads Little Women and he goes through the emotions of it.

And they actually spoiled the book in

he like he reads it because he thinks it's porn because he reads like the lesbian scene.

He's like, oh, I could read this.

Then it turns out to be like this very sad book.

And they spoil it.

Like I know somebody dies.

I don't know who.

They spoil it.

I actually, I blocked it out of my memory because the day will come when I'm going to sit my ass down and read that book and i want to be so surprised

are you ready for our fifth and final story yeah only because it's no offense dear media a thousand degrees in here like they've got to get some air i'm dying are you dying

okay maybe it's me i'm running hot and breastfeeding maybe it's me Wordle game show is in the works from Jimmy Fallon and NBC with Savannah Guthrie set to host.

So Wordle may soon be coming to TV as NBC is piloting a game show based on the brain puzzle game.

Jimmy Fallon Fallon is producing the project via his electric hot dog banner, and Savannah Guthrie is set to be the host.

The

pilot, which is also produced by Universal Television Alternative Studio, is filming in the UK.

Okay, so I have nothing against Savannah Guthrie per se.

I didn't think I'd be.

I'm not like loving the choice.

Having said that, I do think that this is a great idea.

I love game shows.

Also, I'm so, and I feel good.

I feel like I made an investment in Jimmy Fallon a few years ago.

Like, I've never been a hater.

You, Loki, have, and a lot of people have.

And I feel like I've always just kind of like defended Jimmy Fallon.

I feel like he's really

kind of crushing it lately.

Have you heard anything about his show with Bose?

No, it hasn't come out yet.

But when it does come out, I'm going to watch because I saw the trailer and I thought that it looked good.

Yeah, I just feel like he's kind of like crushing it lately.

Yeah, I think so too.

I think as one Jimmy sort of sinks, another sales.

Yeah, and I know he like publicly said he was Team Jimmy Kimmel, but I know he was like so happy that shit was going down with Jimmy Kimmel.

Like better that Jimmy than me, he was saying to his wife, you know?

Yeah, feeling like he made the right choices to just be like the funny man.

Spineless.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Commercial.

What?

Right.

One thing about Jimmy Fallon, like, he sings for his supper.

Like, you want me to be a Republican?

Cool.

You want me to be a Democrat?

Cool.

You want me to be into like 19-year-old teen music?

Oh, yeah.

No, like, he doesn't give a fuck.

Like, he's here to entertain.

He's here to make a living.

And you know what?

I respect the hustle.

Yeah.

So, yeah, I think that's a premise.

Like, this show would be good because Wordle is something that you kind of like do quickly, solve quickly.

Some people are better at it than others um

so i think that could be a cute show if for game shows

the game show hosted by jane krakowski um and randy jackson where they like have celebrities on as contestants and they give them like

a song they have to guess the song based on the first few notes and so erica jane i just saw was on and she was like i can guess the song in seven notes But then the person, I forget who she was playing, was like, I can guess it in six.

And whoever goes lower.

So then Erica, so Erica Erica's like, I couldn't guess it in five.

So she lets the girl guess it in six.

So Randy Jackson then on the piano plays the first six notes of the song.

And seriously, this stupid,

it looks like one of those shows, like one of those fake game shows they made on 30 Rock.

Yeah.

Or like for a movie, you know, about someone who produces game shows and then she's going to break out and stop living a

stupid, stressful life.

It feels so fake.

Every time I see, to be clear, I only see clips of it on Instagram.

I don't know where this show airs.

It feels like, seriously, like it's actually not a real, it's a fake show.

Great.

I'm glad I don't know what you're talking about.

And to be clear, I have never seen somebody successfully guess the song.

You literally can't guess a song with just three notes on a piano.

It's so Charlie Booth could.

Charlie Booth could.

He should be the host.

Oh, by the way, no, no, if that's Saranda Jackson, it should be Charlie up there shaking this thing.

Charlie's like giving music education lessons on TikTok and Reels right now, explaining like what it means to interpolate a song.

And let me just say,

he ate down with that.

Yeah, I just want to say, I feel like there were a couple of months where like I talked about Charlie Pooth on the podcast all the time, like making fun of him.

And I stand by what I said, but I just want to update everybody.

I don't like hate him so much anymore.

I don't remember why,

why I started hating on him.

I can't remember.

I feel like he's a cutie.

He's a talented guy and he's using, like, he has this gift of music.

Like, he has perfect pitch and he's just like, he's got.

the music in him.

And now he's like giving back to the world by like explaining it in like layman's terms.

I actually really enjoyed his videos explaining interpolation

and comparing songs that I feel like everyone compares the same two songs, right?

Everyone's like Marvin Gee, it's young, yeah, Fallsy Red, Taylor Swift, Blue.

Right.

He's giving me fresh Haley Steinfeld versus Fifth Harmony.

Totally.

Not him pitting women against women.

I love that for him.

He definitely takes Uber Woman.

He uh Charlie Pooth 1000% calls Uber woman.

Yeah.

Uber women.

I wonder if like men have that option to do Uber Woman.

I fucking hope not.

Right?

That would be creepy as fuck.

I need to know more about Uber Woman and the team leading it.

I'm sure you're the team leading it.

You just know there's a whole team at Uber whose like job it is to lead Uber Woman.

They paid like $250,000 a year.

Yeah, for this big idea.

And

I would just, I would love to talk to the team about what's next.

Just

set it up.

About what's next for Uber Woman.

I am going to call it because like you said, the episode has to go up.

The show must go on.

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Love.

Do you have some sounded like half a sentence?

Was there more to say?

No, no, like you started talking, so I was like, I was

holding space for you.

Okay.

Get that seat

out of here.

Get that seat that's nasty.

Get that seat.

See you tomorrow out of here.

Oh, so you don't.

Okay, fine.

Love you.

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